No, but he can banepost!
That's a lot of bullets.>>844322Pumpkin baneposts too.
She'd eat all the flowers of the flower parade!
Better than the flowers wilting!
because everyone would be booored
thou I did do a one-shot of this theme
Anyone for OW?
But the festival is very important.>>844330>progress toward quest crash 300%
If you're talking about OTR, I was inspired by asshole Superman>>844338
She symbolizes the absolute worst of this pony fandom
No, that would be Blackjack or Nyx or Seth>>844339
That is why it is important to eat the flowers!
also you're the one with the key, I realized.
You can rest better that way, believe me>>844344
Was it as bad as Kelani blowing up an old lady with explosive charges?
I'll ask the drakin to deliver it.
Worse. He had no reason to do it. And personally cut and smashed it up.
Kelani didn't have any reason to blow up an old lady either!
She did it anyway!
Isn't a blackjack a small club-like object, often referred to as a sap, that's used to bludgeon people unconscious for the sake of mugging?
To be fair, he had precedent from Northlands proper. That mansion never looked the same again, and neither did all the evidence that was in there.
He was doing that as a favor to a friend.
You should see the poor old retired cowboy that got murdered for a favor to a friend by pumpkin.
A repeat offender huh. I'll have to arrest him for book case assault.
How about literally 2 dozen workers and a dozen mercenaries, including a high ranking one, murdered, all because Kelani was doing a favor?
DM i'm getting really tired.
How long do you plan to keep going?
That would have happened anyway
That'll be all fo rnow
thanks for running
Do you guys know of games a lá mount and blade but fantasy? Many classes, lots to explore, fun/satisfying combat.
Pretty sure there are M&B mods for that.
But I don't really think there are.
Okay I don't exactly want M&B though.
I want something like a single player dungeon crawler. Adventure mode Dwarf Fortress but with good UI/combat.
Or a something like a good version of skyrim.
No new ones yet sorry
I'm not going to lie
I straight up fell asleep at this really important bit of the quest
I'm really sorry everyone
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The quest will carry on later, don't worry>>844368>
I think at this rate I'll have to resort to drinking coffee to stay awake
I can run Macross Monday and Friday in the evening this week. Are those days okay for you?
Also, I don't think I can handle Tokyo. I'm already lost and I am limited to the areas in the game.
>>844352>evidence>middle ages >literally the king's secret service
What is this evidence
you speak of?
Tomorrow I'm headed with my dad to go do that plant-spraying at the dam, but I should be back in the evening. I'll post something when we start heading back to give you a heads-up on the exact time I should be available.
Friday should definitely be good, so no worries there.>>844374
This is why maps are always important when in a new area. Urban sprawl tends to turn any area into a maze.
What a pretty mare!
Roll #1 2 = 2
I'm being baited
Quest based around a popular nu-emo song from the 00's y/n?
post what you gots
You'll be made to step up
Or someone else will
>stay up to grind just one more level
>no skins just dup strays
I'm already headed to bed since I have work in the morning, sorry. Are you free to run tomorrow?
It's May Day, a national holiday
That explains why there's so many people at the army supply shop
I remember when I used to look forward to public holidays
>army shop only sells the awful-looking running shoes
At least Adidas is actually pretty comfy >>844413
You can keep them in a tank I bet
Have ramen or no
Roll #1 3 = 3
What happened to you?
All work and no play make Sion a dull boy
Did you move house yet
Then play something
We need to get you in a fun quest you can enjoy >>844421
We're working on it right now
Only if you'll return the favour afterwards
I can't though. I really should work on this.
You can do it, I believe in you
Try to think of how great it will be once it's finished and you get it out of your way
Oooops I only now woke up!
Some people just cannot stand to see love
>just doing stuff
>look at finger
>it is full caked with dried blood
I think I bit my finger and ripped some skin open in my sleep
Or you've got a case of vampires
>>844434>sucking blood from the finger
I should see that animu
Psch, vampires don't live in Englan->no sun the entire year
where in britbongistan are you again?
My research shows it's especially common for Japanese female teenage Vampires.>>844436
Even Dracula went to London!
And he was hungarian too!
I see it's a mad max themed backyard
But why does she have wings attached to her head?
Because she is a bat>>844446
But why to her head?
You moved in there?
Landlord someone you know?>>844437>>844443
Its a big terrain kind of
There's a separate house here where we will live in >>844451
Nope but he seems cool aside from his addiction to collect things
Oh, sorry, didn't see it
Huddersfield, in York.
Near Leeds and close to Manchester
It's not a very pretty one
How did the matches go?
Se loco meu >>844458
There's so many of them here
50 or so
We tilted a group of 5 people out of existence I'm pretty sure
Here's a short history video on the Falkland War and what lead up to it.
I'm quite sure their friendship ended forever.
This better be what I expect it to be
Groves, I am very disappointed
We all know this is what actually happenedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKkcTpCur7g
>>844466>tfw looking back on my relationships more than half of them started with me cucking someone
And it was never intentional which I think makes it worse
Woah dick move. You always get so buttmad about cheaters.
>>844471>greens>it's a carrot
I thought greens just meant veggies in general
It's called shitposting maali, get on with the program.
Well, I never cheated on anyone or been cheated on before!
Also, as I said, not intentionally!
I really need to watch this later
It was just my game
It was really stupid
Still! Stupid games are best
Plus I would still love to watch you play Bidien-sama
>been eating properly
Why does it keep happening?
>>844487>another game ended when the enemy was down one man and literally had no spirit to continue fighting but didn't DC for some reason>80 mins
That was also a really retarded game
I have never in my life
Ever played a game that went this long
Holy moly BDN, no wonder they had no more spirit after that
One guy on their team DC's and abandoned, and the sheer number of disables on our team meant it was pretty much impossible for them to siege our base, despite two players being bumfuck retarded.
Felt kid of bad for them but they could have abandoned at any time
Yeah it doesn't feel as rewarding of a victory when someone disconnects, very unfair
But I guess it failed.
He's playing don't starve.
its to educate kids about animals and friendship.
W-well I-I didn't even want to talk breezie with him baka!
He probably has only mean ideas like
grasshoppers bullying tinkerer
Actually he's been stopping me everytime I wanted to throw some robot monster at you purely for traumatizing.
>waaah sion, it's supposed to be fun remember
Yes. Social science, specifically.
Do I want to know
I have to wonder how enough people thought this was a good idea
Slp for real now
Let's do something fun instead, can we?
Let's talk about Petilia's plan.
Sure, what do you want to know?
First of all, is she going to Lure the fillies out of the town by singing or what is the idea?How can I help?
Have you never watched the movies?
Fairies sparkle! Kids love that!
Be in denial all you want.>>844523
So, break into houses and make them follow you?
That could work I suppose with a few good rolls!
What about the headless horse?
Steal big pony armor. Have the bats carry it in the night. A brzzz hides inside with a megaphone and sounds spooky.
>>844528>literally dropped the legend in our lap
You did this!
It's helped me so far.
That's like saying the guy who made a joke about gassing all jews is responsible for the actions of the guy who actually did!
I go off plot hooks, you should know!
I guess I should have known.
I actually hope you guys will do itand be succesfull of course!Do think everything out! You guys might Need to think this through
>>844537>Kids getting bored of shiny moving things
It's like the tablets of the middle ages!
Maybe we should
So even if they try to leave it will take them a day to get back
Sylt, I was wrong.
You're not the sickest character on Bzzzz.
Only Thing missing now is Wf coming in to say they're gonna do lewd Things to the shrinked fillies
Well my original plan was to just shrink this guy with the mustache, he can't build his restaurant if he's tiny.
This is fact. But then he might become a new tiny villain!
Andy has been studying from my book of solutions
"Hey kids, wanna come with us on a magical adventure?"
It's the solution provided to us by Fern Gully
It's not fern Gully though!
Other solutions>Grow a forest animal to huge sizes>steal the blueprints>shrink and destroy the materials >write a new speech for the council meeting so the mustache dude sounds dumb
>>844547>steal the blueprints>shrink and destroy the materials >write a new speech for the council meeting so the mustache dude sounds dumb
These don't sound really "permanent" to me.
Because fillynapping is?
We could make it be :^)
So many choices
And such riches aplenty
let's hire a pony assassin to kill anyone building it
Sounds permanent enough!
I laughed when I imagine Pattern trying to do the talking for that.
"So um… will he like die when you kill him?"
seriously how permadent do you want to be?
We need to convince a pony to be on our side forever and speak for the breazze
Things like this will keep happening as ponies want to expand, and we only barely knew about this one.
We need a pony family that has influence here, to start to care about the forest. Talking to them and doing them little favors or just showing them that breezy exist might be enough.
First thing I thought of when you mentioned song-based witchery that leads children to their doom: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEYgyWC_BpM
Going to bed myself. Night.
Good work, nopopo. Ya did good.
Fucking 13 minutes before the event ended man
Well, it already ended over here. Glad you could squeak that out before the axe fell.
It just ended here now too.
It reset with the weekly I think.
Man, it was SO fucking close
We literally had less than 10 seconds remaining for the last health of the last Orisa with a tank bastion fucking jumping around us
It was tense as shit
Torbles taking all the golds again, I see.
I'm happy you had fun, man.
It wasn't easy
I had to go for broke and headshot a lot
Also, we got some SERIOUSLY risky situations multiple times and our Mercy was VERY on point with the rezzes and when to use them
The final part was such an ass clencher on legendary you would not believe
I definitely wouldn't, because expert was bad enough.
On Legend there turret bastions on both
sides of the last stretch
And Orisas are an actual threat, holy shit
Out of the three games we lost two was because the Orisa Halted someone in front of a bastion
can I say it bothered me that they were called OR15 instead of OR14 ?
Oh that's just mean.
…and a tactic I should adopt.
…right, they WERE OR14s
But saying orisas are so much easier!
She's a fun tank, she is quickly climbing up in favourite tank for me
Don't have to be sorry.
I managed to actually unlock ganju and I got a few others from boxes
Speaking of gonja, the second nexus week is going to be starting soon, isn't it.
Wonder if I should try and do the five team games on the NA server just to get the mounts and shit in-game.
Or if I should just focus on one server.
I only missed an emote or two and the Cadet Oxton skin
I'm a bit bummed that I have the yellow torb skin without the beard, but I really can't complain since at least I got one of them
Do whatever you like I have to play it on both anyway because I have IRL people who need me to group with them too>>844588
I got cadet tracer, rien, genji, and null bastion.
I don't really mind about the ones I didn't get so it turned out well.
Oh you got the Tracer? Nice!
I did buy some voice lines
at the end
>>844588>got the bastion and torbles blue skin out of box>bought Rein's
At least I got torb's highlight thing. That's always fun.Considering I got things for mostly characters I play, I can't be too upset.>>844589
Well, if you want to play on either and I'm around, and you're not otherwise spoken for, you could invite me along. I'll admit I got the damage champ bundle on NA.
My tracer collection is pretty stronk, missed out on her summer skin but got her jingle bell one
Yeah, I got a lot of her skins still none of the punk ones which I may use for her mad insults she spits
so I was like…
I got so many good skins for her I can't be upset>>844591
I have to say I'm usually really lucky, I got so much good shit I wanted, and a lot of stuff I didn't, too
Sure, unless you meant right now, in which case I will have to say, how about in a couple hours?
Yea, having a healthy collection of skins makes it less stressful
Nah, I didn't mean right now.
Yeah, but I'm a collectionist completionist asshole, sometimes it bothers me if I don't have things!
>>844599>that post>with a cat
But I don't have my cat here ;_;
The events might circle around again. Or we'll get Cairo Defense against Nullsec, or the actual Omnic crisis.
Yeah, I doubt it's gone forever
I adore the voices and personalities of these people
Well, once halloween comes back we'll know for sure if they plan to let the previous event skins be unlockable then
Actually, we'll know it in august with the summer games!
I'm finally home. Give me 15 to get food ready and I'll work on the opening post.
oh for crying out loud
I warned you, man. That thing is madness incarnated in the form of a mech.
If posting seems to be slow, it is because there seems to be some slowdown in our host's network.
It was one box. One.
That should warn you how bad it truly is.
Dig no deeper, my friend, lest you lose your mind to it's machinations.
Well, too bad. I'm going to improve that piece of shit if it kills me.
Oh, and to give a little update to things. I am currently working with another site, we have people that can into PHP so improvements are being made to vichan and once more of the improvements become relevant to here we will have an upgrade baby.
Cool, I was wondering why the Macross thread wasn't bumping to the top.
The best part is that it fits what I wanted, but the whole thing went how Fidget and RANG chose.
I shouldn't phone post while my laptop is acting up
Isn't that in 3 more years?
Sorry about that last post being delayed, had to go deal with the dogs.
>Found a site with foreign emoticons
I hope you're ready to put some points into Street Wise so you can decipher them!>>844625
What is this Phox trying to convey?
Sorry about the sudden vanishing Knighto, I got called off
Guoh is such a gift to mankind.>>844626
Ooh, that's going to be fun.Voldra's abyssal tech score is coming into play here.
aw dang I've got a -1 in that.
She's lucky that I have to be a good role model to the other mechanics.
tell us about the frostmourn pone
which legs are replaced with metals?
There was supposed to be combat here, but I think I'll just stop in about 15-20 minutes.
Thanks for running.And it seems we just can't get away from fighting.
That's fine. Wan would have been kind of screwed if we had combat this session.
Besides, world-building like this is fun too. We're not just murderhoboing our way across the galaxy and scavenging the dead for more weaponry and supplies. Yet.
Considering we haven't finished scavenging the Rhythm Rogues' parts, that's probably a good thing. We are woefully behind when it comes to repair and manpower.
Yeah, might be slow since I'll have to switch to my phone.>>844639>>844640>>844642
Glad you had fun. I'll try again for Friday to have you leave the system.>>844643You still haven't finished dealing with them either.
>>844645I figured that might be the case.
One day we'll get out of here.
Altright, still here?
Yeah, had to step out for a moment but I'm free for the next 2 hours
>French leftists hijack may day parade into a riot, chimp out, burn shit down
The day of the Pen can't come soon enough
>>844652>Going back looking for some notes
I can't believe I've missed so much. Even just in the posts next to the things I'm looking for.
Yeah, you were more or less meant to peek
Part of me feels weird that some of the stories in the books I bought were already read, but it's not like Squire wouldn't already read them in moments like riding the ferry or waiting his turn at a hotel.
What a watery goddess
Aqua, from konosuba
Well, I guessed Konosuba right
Workers' day is not for chimping
It is literally celebrating a chimpout in 1886.
Have you ever been near a student march on May Day?
Was it a bad thing?
I'd prefer not to
I like my bättrefolk vappu
>>844666>is a riot organized by anarchists trying to start a revolution bad
Gee I dunno. Was Lenin bad, was Mao bad?
Unca Lenin did nothing wrong
I'm pretty sure you already wrote about those somewhere, but I had it in my notes to read that part.
I lostym ien, so I had to write them up again, sorry.
I'm sure you've already gone into most of them anyways. I'll note which ones I've read that way we can just show me how my 'Mons react
Just chilling with Pokemon will have benefits, too. You should strike a balance, though.
Next time, since I'm getting tired now.
I wish t'were lunch time already
A few more?Wanted you to meet arthur
Sure, though I can't find my paper where I wrote down my directions.
This is why communism shouldn't be celebrated the way it is on May Day. The only cure is a tight rope wrapped around their necks.
I thought Squire could use someone wrestling with the same problems to hang out with
>Uprising extended for another day because reddit got butthurt again
Now that's some productive butthurt
It's the same thing EVERY event with these people. Even though it said that it would end on 1st of May, people still somehow didn't realize this.
Someone even went as far as to say that since they gave people extra time to buy stuff after the end dates of some of the previous events because the server resets ran late, they should not have ended the event on time this time either.
>tfw local wargaming club might finally start playing Flames of War after years of umming end erring
[German march music intensifies]
She would wouldn't she
Ask her why does she think sexual identity in what amounts to a children's toy is important.
What about more gremlins in video games?
''It's all up from here''
Wanna farm boxes?
That girl is super fucking cute tho
Truly a story for the ages
>desire to draw returns
Just kill me and let me sleep
You can sleep without dying
I was thinking Gloria in a dress
It relates to the Gloria/Percival faff
>uprising event is back
Reddit whined until blizz put it back
Got legendary Tracer out of it too
time to profit
>tfw STILL tilted as fuck>>844717
Study their genitals carefully to enhance your draws
BDN please I don't think that'll work
I had to pay my salt debt in dota after tilting the other team so much in OW yesterday>>844720
Ask the buns owner about it
What a friendly cloud >>844725
This, too, is very bun
>>844724>>844725>got a team that didn't tilt this time despite our early game being very bad>they understood that this is expected for our lineup, stayed friendly and calm and worked together to slowly win the game
I couldn't read a thing they said but this is nice
Gonna shower and maybe quest
Don't you feel good about yourself?
Who were you playing as?
I'll try him in demo mode then!
There's a reason Tinker pickers used to be hated, like Genjishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26EAUMHvtgQ
Want to try and salvage your trial?
Right now right now is not a good time, the power is being fixed, I'm waiting on a call and I'm dying for a shower
But I'll be here and free hopefully in less than an hour!
What do you mean?
Also, if you're here we can keep monsing a bit
The Character from DotA2. It's the only one I remember thanks to seeing it's reveal.
Yeah, I can Mons for an hour, then I have to step out.
Fine slightly better
Ponoes can paint, how long before they can sing and be friends with us?
But can it create art of a horse-drawn horse-drawn carriage?
If it's owner puts sign next to it "horse-drawn carriage"
You'd make a very good post-modernist
you liek sneiper huh?
What gave it away?
Although I know I have no chance because deep down she still loves Gerard
She is quite cute
But Mei qtest
Orissa is a cute robot horse / ass golem (female)
"Were it not for the long reload time of my gun, I would have slain you."
Those are pics from the Osaka Aquarium by the way, was much more than I expected out of an aquarium
>DoW 3 came out already
Huh, so I guess since we're not playing it, it's shit?>>844753
I'd open a post-modern museum
Quite, yes. I had lost hope already and it's as bad as I feared apparently.
I had such hopes for it too. But I didn't follow it since the trailer.
That's why you still had hopes.
Neither did I, but seeing no hype kind of clued me in
>Go buy pipes in store
>clerk who never saw me before looks at me, chuckles and says I look like an artist
>His wife asks what kind of artist I am
>Smile and say I make drawings
>He jokingly says I must draw plenty of naked ladies (slang for porn)
>I pretend to laugh and jokingly say no one pays for that
I might pick it up once it goes down in price. Still, it seems like a step backwards.
>>844777>jokingly say no one pays for that
Now he knows you're laying.
I guess it will be that other 40k then when I get home.
But Sion, horses are always naked
Tell him you draw naked men for money
Just pirate it, dumbass.
Every unsold copy is a step closer to driving Relic Entertainment to bankruptcy.
Selena wears a cape and hat!
Yeah, it's really unfortunate.
The thing is I like
I was seriously caught off guard, if I didn't had someone else with me to laugh I would have probably dropped my spaghetti >>844782>>844784
I couldn't do that
Not in front of his wife
Come on guys
Yeah I like Relic too. I liked them right up to the point when they released CoH2.
Now I can only hope they get absorbed by EA or something and get their souls sucked dry.
I would like them if they hadn't made their life's goal to run the RTS genre into the ground with such gusto.
I hope that frame wasn't on the show
Its very unsettling
Well that's a bit harsh to wish on any developer.
They fucked up both CoH and DoW now. DoW was their chance to prove they hadn't lost their touch and they fucked it up. So honestly, Relic is lost to me.
Don't be such a rude >>844796
I'll be plenty rude.
CoH2 was pretty decent.
It was a step down from the first one as well.
What have I done to deserve this
>nintendo included free audio selection in BotW
You aren't watching new Jack!
Well, overall yes, but it was still plenty fun in it's own right. What really baffled me was the engine used for it, I can't comprehend how it looks so shit but is such a resource hog.
Also the campaign was still okay, not as interesting as the ones in CoH1 but the Ardennes Offensive was also plenty good.>>844803
Yeah why don't you watch Jack?
Well now that we'll be getting proper Internet I can get to it
>>844804>also 1.2.0 patch is out
>>As detailed in today’s announcement covering Breath of the Wild’s first DLC pack, players can experience the game in one of nine audio languages: Japanese, English, French (France), French (Canada), German, Spanish (Spain), Spanish (Latin America), Italian, and Russian, with a different language used for on-screen text. Note that on Wii U, you’ll need to download the Voice Pack from the eShop.>>Nintendo also says it implemented a number of fixes in today’s update
What could they possibly add as DLC? More temples?
Yeah because fucking spamming X at one of those Giant Hobgoblins was so much fun with their INFINITE FUCKING HEALTH BARS
>>844812>goes buying pipes
I mean, half of the customers there are probably artists or wannabe artists
>>844807>still don't have it
small amounts of pain
I hear cemu works well right now.
Also don't you have a wii u?
Mod it and pirate the game like I did!
isn't it normal for home owners to buy pipes once in a while?and for artists not to own homes
I'm too retarded to do either of these
What other pipes?
Thanks. I think I might hold off until my b day so my family has something nice to give me
I haven't been feeling like it!
But I should, everyone seems to be having fun with it >>844814>>844818>>844820>>844825
I'm not a junkie!
People still use that? What oldfags
I know needles are all the rage now in Kansas
Now the question is if Cemu can do it too
I still need to figure out how to uncensor TMS
A friend of mine switched to vaping and can't get used to it. It also looks quite ridiculous in polite company
I've never seen anyone do it
If it's done the same way undubbing BotW was, you need to download the game, unpack it, pick and choose the uncensored model/art files from the jap version and drop them into the american, then pack it again with the reverse procedure and install it.
I know that someone cobbled together a patch, but I'm still in the dark about applying it. Loadline was the preferred method when I first found it, but not anymore.
Nah do a proper Brazilian install, so much faster when loading. BotW is literally unplayable with loadiine.
>finally an episode announced focusing on Luna and Celestia
>Glimmer gonna steal it
Man am I glad I stopped watching
The patch still seems to want me to use loadline.
I thought people wanted more S1 Twilight?
Anything you can do with loadiine you can do with brazilian method.
What do you think woul happen if you were to stick your dick between her antennae as she 'speaks'?
Yo' have you been following Starfinder? I want to run a few sessions of it when it comes out.>>844853
Please don't lewd the war refugees
You'd get zapped.>>844855
I'd give these refugees a good home
But they look so lewdable
They also perfectly follow the /tg/ rule where the PC's are 99% likely to waifu the first female npc they meet.
I didn't know about this rule!
I've noticed it is pretty true though.
But you only like cowtits.
I was trying to recall if he met Mirage first or not
The first female NPC I met was described as literally my fetish doing literally my fetish right when the T started and I really hate her
It must be very confronting.
Yes, you just need to repack the file.
nah, she was later, I needed info first so I stole the vase first
Technically you met Mother Nature first
And she's still his true waifu
Now post the red mage please
>Kelani turns into a disney princess.gif
Such an excellent class
No, I don't think I am. Never heard of it.>>844867
Hm. It's still greek to me.
Do it the easiest way then.
This is the exact appearance Groves
THIS is what Anna looks like, but with glasses
What a nice choice
I like the big, poofy twin braids on each side
very good taste.>>844883
I-Is this a bully towards Pattern ?
It's a science fantasy RPG by Paizo. I think it fits the Star Wars-y campaign I want to run without the worry about dealing with lore.
Give it a look so I can run it with you
How else do you keep such free spirits like cats around? Romance?
I just find it
wanna do the nexus challenge?
I'm up for some gayms
I'll be busy questing tomorrow and Thursday I have to do classwork, so there's no helping it, now's best
It says "the week from the 1st of may"
Can't. 2late2start now.
I meant I am not doing it today or tomorrow>>844902>>844900
How about Friday?
Well, I just started a Sc2 coop but I'll join after
Well, if you want to do it as a not 5stack, go ahead, but I'd rather wait until Friday so we can all play together
Yeah sure, I'd rather play OW anyway.
neko no baka
I should slp
" The idiot's cat "?
well decide what you want to do and poke me if I don't pay attention
>>844913>>844914>the idiot's cat
That would be this one>>844915
I think Friday is for best
I don't have the stamina to play more OW
I got enough stuff from it, mercy would have been nice but, I secured the selfie intro this morning
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But there is nothing there
He means he's the condom
>>844922>inanimate object TF>Sylt wants to be wrapped around someone's dick
Story checks out
In this case, a batpony tongue
How did your day go?
I got the DVA intro
didn't feel too sick
not bad really
A new day just started, five minutes ago!
So far so good!
The selfie one? It's super cool
Goodness, again? You Kansas people get sick often
That means you should probably sleep though
I'm just a weakling
Maybe it's something from Kansas
Its got bad air or something
our air quality is excellent
I'll have to take your word for it.
How's the Virginia air?
You don't have too.
You can look it up!
>>844941>go to the Air Quality Index Air Monitoring Data of the Kansas Air Board>it says data sheets are best viewed with Internet Explorer
I don't think I can trust these people
the weather institute does it
Well, in my area it smells a lot like ham, though that's mostly because we're next to a processing plant. It only really smells bad once a week, the rest of the time it either smells of ham or bacon.>>844941>implying you can get a proper accounting of the air quality by numbers and not by experience
That's quite something
Then it must be something else that causes the frequent sickness
Maybe it's the food? Lacks the necessary nutrients?
It's probably just stress, Maali.
That was going to be my third guess!
It's also pollen season, so there's allergens and shit everywhere right now.
Unfortunately, I think that is all the Zeeb I have on this phone
It was an image I actually didn't have, somehow!
Now that's hard to believe.
Though, I suppose downloading every zeeb picture would be pretty hard, I guess.
I didn't have that one either!
It's pretty old, though.
I don't have every image!
Why are her eyes so pretty?
And her stripes?
I like her with every hairstyle but the mohawk is something truly beautiful
I don't even know why I like it so much
Maybe because, if you brush it, it'll spring back. Sort of like when you run your finger down a toothbrush.
But I love the way it makes her look in general
>High Admiral Ser B'Torak, the greatest leader the Draconian Allied Clans have ever seen
>His accomplishments and titles:
>Dragonslayer, Wraith-killer, Conqueror of the Vool, Breaker of the Saaiban Vestige, Dreadnought-Taker, Bane to the Unbidden, Dragon Tamer, League-Crusher, and Subjugator of the Holy Vun-Okon Mandate
This is the first time I've ever managed to reach this screen, and it's all thanks to this absolute badass of an admiral.
Also the mega-structures are a meme; by the time you've got the tech and resources to start working on one, you're already on your way to victory. Maybe it goes better if you roll the tech early, but by the time I got my hands on it I was already in the end-game and dealing with an Awakened Empire.
You'll have to show me how to play the game when we're both free.
I got her number
She wants to hang again
Good job, you got a second date.
Which date do I ask for her f list?
The one after she shows off her fursonas.
Sure thing! The most important thing is to paint as much of the map your color as you can, but I'd be glad to help you through the finer points.
I will say, the Unbidden invasion was a pretty fun string of Happenings. I circled about where their portal showed up; as you can see, the Zum League of Systems- one of my Rivals, and the biggest threat outside of those FEs- got absolutely destroyed. The Shantari Irenic Alliance- the arrow-head empire on the bottom left- were so terrified they came and asked to be vassalized in exchange for protection- which, when you consider that they are Xenophobic Pacifists, and are essentially Isolationists who just want to stay out of everything and have nothing to do with anyone else, is a pretty big deal.
The Jurinn Autocracy and Photecian Compact were too busy picking over the pieces and taking advantage of the League's plight to realize the danger- until the Unbidden finished harvesting the League's planets and came for theirs. The Jurinn fleets were obliterated, and the Photecians chose to withdraw their fleets into their core worlds and abandon their allies, vassals, and outer colonies. If my fleet hadn't reached fighting strength about that time, the Jurinn would have faced the same fate as the League.
Even then, it was the first real challenge my fleets had faced- my fleet of cruisers-destroyers-corvettes managed to take out one fleet, but the losses were high- not enough to cripple the fleet, but it was clear that if other battles went that way, the cost would be unsustainable. Instead, I fell back and devoted about six spaceports and all my economic might into pumping out battleships as fast as I could. I reached a fleet-strength I could accept with them at the same time as the Unbidden targeted one of my vassal's planets.
The fleet I faced them with was a ragtag mix of some FE ships I'd uncovered from a shielded world, a Dragon Hatchling from the Dragon's Hoard, a handful of battleships from a vassal I integrated, and about fifty battleships fresh off the docks, with an escort of about fourscore destroyers. The Unbidden are deadly, but they lack any form of long-range weaponry, and thus they fell in a hail of Kinetic Artillery, Arc Emitters, Talcyon Lances and a Dragon's Breath. Even then, it was a game of cat and mouse- the Unbidden fleets were many, and to jump in on top of one or have one jump in on me would have been trouble. It was only through calculated maneuvering, targeting of isolated fleets, and the economic power to keep churning out capital ships as fast as the docks could make them slowly turned the tide.
You could write a whole trilogy with all that!
What would you recommend I start as?
Megastructures are a complete meme save for maybe the sensor array. The same goes for automated exploration unless you just utterly fail to secure star charts off other empires.
It's okay, her field of history is way dumber than mine
Who cares about Native Americans? smh desu
Desu American history as a whole isn't the most interesting of subjects
I would recommend starting as a custom race; building your own race is half the fun in this game.
Traits and Civics can be changed later (well, Traits can be added to; you have to invest in the full Biological Ascendancy to remove positives/add negatives), but Ethics are much more difficult to shift, so only pick the Ethics you want to work with. Percentage bonuses are always better than flat bonuses. Armies aren't important, or rather aren't very well implemented, so don't fall for any "+X% Army damage" traits or civics, because it's essentially wasted points (things that have bonuses other than the army bonus, like Very Strong, can be good, but should be judged by the other bonuses provided.)
Missiles are trash right now, so your starting weapons should be kinetic. If you want lasers, you can research them later, but early game is all about fire-rate and shields, which is where Kinetics are strongest.
Warp is a meme but
a good option for when literally just starting out and trying to figure out how everything works, since it doesn't carry any real restrictions other than being really slow. Wormholes are fun, but managing the stations requires you to know what you're doing with your economy. Only take hyperlanes if you're playing a hyperlanes-only game.>>844988>Star Charts
Why the fuck would you do that? Too many things that require "survey this to proceed" get screwed up by the thing already being surveyed, plus the Survey Corps tradition + auto-exploring your allies' territory brings in a big chunk of Research points.
Why are you preaching to the choir?
That's going to be quite the earful, I'd imagine.
My puppy, barely bigger than the rats themselves, already does this.
Wake me up
We're training it to track and eat them. The mom dog is good at finding them, but usually we have to kill them with a BB gun.
It was actually pretty funny to see the poor pupper whimper when we'd hide the mouse, but it's a good sign that it would try to find it so much.
>The waffle place where we went to eat during the first Belgium meet closed its business
>>845003>never got to eat there
Speaking of doggos, remember your growlithe?
The one Arthur has?
Luckily there are plenty more around.
Bit I liked that one a lot.
Stopped reading there.
Yeah, he has it now
I had to give up Growlithe. I think that's the moment I gave up on my old mentality.
How's it doing for him? Has it evolved?
Don't answer, I plan on asking next time you run. An aquarium is the perfect place for me to try and get him to open up.
Clearly he just hasn't deployed enough of them
That pokemon has tits
Not yet, but it's doted on.
Those are just pects, Nasse.>>845013
That's good to here. I wonder how it'll react to meeting me again.
YOU'RE just pects
Remind me to finish my Gloria drawing today
D.va gets a cop skin?unf
Yes, but only if you play HotS
Yeah, I couldn't bother to get Oni Genji either, MOBAs are just fucking painful to play.
Memeing it up with a sub team helps take the edge off at least
They would have to have at the very least a cash prize for me to consider playing it.
What about working?
I've not been assigned work
And the only stuff that seems to be available is scissoring papers into shape
Are you in kindergarten?
No but we're making A5 posters and they're printed two per A4 so they need to be cut out.
Same with business cards except there's so much more cutting.
There's no work to do, only pointless busywork
If I wanted to do something as meaningless as that I'd be working at McD's spitting into Russian people's burgers
I wish I, too, was paid for doing nothing.
Have you ever considered actually finding a proper job? >but that's too much work
Exactly. Now go cut some paper. I ain't paying you with my taxes for shitposting all day.
I don't gotta
I can keep shitposting all day and still get my 9€/day
What kind of menial crap job requires you to manually cut out business cards
The kind we force unemployed people to do or we cut their benefits. It stops them from sitting around the house all day.
The kind of job where there's not actually enough jobs for everyone around to do
Turns out the other guy botched his job of updating the lunch kitchen's menus though so I gotta do it right
HOW DO YOU FUCK UP SOMETHING LIKE THAT
Basically he didn't do it all the way through
I don't care how much of a lazy NEET you are, doing bullshit like that should be enough to encourage you to find work elsewhere
But I'm comfertable in this hole I dug myself
Besides I did apply for a college, I've got entrance exams coming in a month
Bring study material to work with you
I wish I did
I don't know how to prepare for the "logical and problem-solving" part of the exam, the reading material will only be available 8.5., and then I don't really know how to prepare for the motivation interview after.>>845053
There's nothing else to talk about tbh
Besides I'll always complain because not everyone can have the dream job like you
I couldn't tell based on how much complaining you do. I hate where I am now enough to consider going back to school.
Don't let your drems be mems
There is nothing but complaining
If you take complaining away nothing will remain but an empty void>>845056
"Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment"
Except I'm already at disappointment central waiting for the connecting flight to hell
Hope doesn't really get you much anything. Active job hunting did it for me, along with relevant education. If I could help you more I would.
>Suddenly Radio Rock just straight out plays an anti-communist wartime march of the Jägers calling Russians "Russkies" and praising "German training" and "German Bombs"
No, it just won't let me phone post pictures.
>Hungarian hoi4 dev diary
Paradox is talking about western romania
That's a pout>>845067
I don't even know what this is
Swatz I will fucking dropkick you back over the ocean at the meet to spare you the price of a return ticket
ha jokes on you the us state department issued a terror warning for travel to Europe my flight got $200 cheaper. or $300 if I was willing to take a propeller plane.
>>845073>200 dollar cheaper flight
"Thank you Isis"
Holy shit propeller planes still exist?
>>845076>A landlocked Kingdom run by an Admiral
Yep, I love how Absurdistan is getting exposed
There was an anecdote from the time about how it looked when Hungary declared war on the USA
>After the envoy arrives, the US ambassador has to check the maps to know just where Hungary is anyway
Then the talks began.
"What is the form of government in Hungary?"
"And who is the king?"
"We don't have one at the moment."
"What do you have?"
"His highness, Admiral Milkós Horthy."
"Admiral? I see, then you have access to the sea."
"We don't, actually."
"Do you have any territorial demands agains the United States of America?"
"We do not."
"Do you have them against anyone?"
"Why don't you declare war on them, then?"
"Because we are allies."
LOL I fucking love meme history.
I'm gonna need like 30 myself.
Hm, give me an hour instead then, I'll go grab some food
I'll be home in a couple of hours but I'm tired as shit
Soon, lemme shower
>got offered student job for summer at internship place
>pays very well
>close by for italymeet with sylt
I will share my best ponini with you.
One hour is up, faggots.
DEATH WALKS AMONG YOU
The salt harvest has been good for us lately.
Should probably add>He pretends he doesn't know us
Except when we were against that 6-stack with a combined level of 10000 with a grandmaster and a top 500
No way im staying at your place during the italymeet
I like ironic post-meme comics.
I am pretty sure I have seen this art style before. I think this person runs a webcomic or something.
Reminds me of something but I can't put my finger on it.
What game and what server are all of you on?
Its an interesting style, very cartoon
I wanna try it someday
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Do not let Andy see this
I awake from death and disease to carry you scrubs
I need to be up at a reasonable time
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But where is the fun in keeping it all to myself?
Well nor everyone likes certain things you do
You should respect that
vore/mawplayfags pls go
Generally that is learned in kindergarten.
After viewing this image, I think DM is correct
Well, I couldn't find the Undyne one that keeps triggering you anyway
Also>getting upset at spoilered mouthshots
If it was vore then there would be a tiny person there, so he is factually wrong
It doesn't really upset me
But again, no one really likes that
You're smart enough to figure this one out, come on
I do, but I'm the oly one.
That's why I never post it.
I posted these things once, too, for probably the first and last time.
They just seem out of place right now. If you were in Knight's Size Fetish quest, you'd get some clear moments to post them.
Oh, sorry, did I interrupt some important discussion that was going on about post-ironic memeing?
Also, you're wrong too.
I don't want to be eaten by any of those mouths or something, that's fucking gross and you should be ashamed that is the first thing it brings to your mind.
Don't take it like that and have this Zebra with a firearm
Is it firehoof in the Fallout Equestria setting?
Oh hey, that's pretty nice, I do like the Legionare design of FE zeebs
Not really, they have mouth triggers and anything bigger than a pistol is usually put on a saddle or levitated by unicorns
Same here. I just started looking up some pics for you and I gotta agree they have style.
I don't really mind your pictures. They don't bother me since I'm rarely here
Instant ramen improves greatly with additions.
1)Take one cup of instant noodles
2)Add real food
I can barely eat noodle soups since I used to eat them so much.
I realized they are fucking disastrous to eat more than once every two weeks
I'll be honest, I'm okay with them because it reminds me of settings like Zootopia. It's fun to imagine a Rabbit talking to a 🦁
I know this pony caused controversy, but she seems so cute here
Littlepip is okay
Blackjack is not
True, it's basically nothing but sodium.
That applies to most of us
Well, yes, it does.
I only posted those two mouthshots as responses too.
The lion in response to the lion king image and the fox because maali likes pokemons
Oh you have no idea.
That thing is a hornet's nest you don't want to prod.
Just stick to Littlepip and co and you'll be fine!Unless you're a diamond dog
Don't worry. It was just friendly rubbing. Or just people overreacting.>>845153
So what is your opinion on Zebra OCs?
I like zebra OCs except if they inexplicably have neon colored stripes
I can understand that.
Don't be too hard on yourself and have fun here, okay?
That one is adorable
Also, I have been a bit easy to trigger recently because of IRL stress
That was very thoughtful of you
Never do that again
It's fine, it happens to all of us. Feel free to post it in the US evenings, seems way calmer then.
One last Zeeb before I take off.
Andy likes to post that zeeb!
I was just digging through some OCs. My phone is freezing, so bye for real now!
I'm only 30 minutes in and I regret waiting this long to watch Tangled
Yeah, she psted it before!
It's a fun movie
What are you faggots doing tonight?
I rolled all over the elf bitch.
Forestcraft is a meme in this expansion
They had a very strong T1 deck last expac with Roaches though
Luna bricked like a madgirl at the very end of the game on me. Skipped turn 8 AND 9.
Woah, was this on Elite or Elite 2?
Because you do realize that on Elite 2 Luna has 3 Neps and 3 Mordecais, right?
Ah, that explains it
Elite 2 has a very saturated 8-drop curve so it would be astonishing to see the deck not produce any of those 6 cards with about 10+cards drawn by the time she gets there
My doing is done, I'm off to beb
I'm tempted to use my 1600 dust to create 2 revelations.
Why must cosmic horrors always have tentacles?
It makes them less human, as tentacles do not in any way resemble limbs as we understand them
But are octopi really the most alien thing on planet earth?
They're devilishly intelligent, move in ways that unnerve us, and get in places they really shouldn't be able to.
I'd say yes.
They can also mimic other animals and shapeshift and change color and also squeeze through everywhere
I agree. My phone's not working properly for one.
I figured out that releasing my anger and other bad feelings into drawing doesn't work too well
I end up getting anxious and make lots of mistakes and it just makes me feel even worse
I found out that a powerwalk helps more
I am glad I am not an artist because I would draw awful things when I was upset
I'm just not in a level where I can draw for fun
Every time I draw Its a chore, an exercise to either improve and criticize myself or to please others
Just fucking doodle man
And don't care about what it looks like>>845193
One of the few poke images I love
I want to fuck that zebra
Very rarely something acceptable comes out of doing this >>845193
Do you have any dogs, lady?
Yeah, but it's fun innit?
not allowed in the apartment>>845195>>845194
I honestly can't remember the last time I had fun with draw
It was years ago, when I only drew things I actually wanted to with no real reason behind and without the worry of improving
I meant dog pictures silly
This dog is uggo
Don't you have any cuter ones?
What ho, fellow degenerates
Selena's daughters invented cocaine.
Should I bring some for Emmy?
Any chance you could come to an Amerimeet? I was toying with the idea with Andy once I realized it's only a 5 hour drive up to Kansas
Nah it feels awesome!
She saw Light Heart and Chip! And everyone was friends!
I know that sounds more like DMT, but it's piratesverse coke!
Probably not, considering we're already behind on keeping up with the grapes.
Plus, don't have enough fun money for travel.
Guess what Selena's bringing to the marriage!
Get ready for the wedding night
of a lifetime, fish.
I'm pretty sure cocaine does terrible things to fish.
And depending on how haggard Selena and her daughters look after weeks of using it, she may just accept it as a gift and not use it.
Oh come on, Fidget!Sniffing coke off fish tails
Think about it!
that sounds degenerate and not something a bride should do, much less a priestess's daughter.
Coke was used as a panacea in the 1800s. A bit like mercury.>>845219
We're in a time when opium was a medicine.
Well, we could run a few games, couldn't we?
Andy is recharging after her games but she has more than us from playing with friends… I'd be up for a couple!
I thought we'd be doing them tomorrow, but I guess if everyone wants to do it now, we could
I figured you'd still be running T.
I'm game for some. Although I'd be down for OW too.
I mean, I'm working all tomorrow anyway, so it's no difference to me.
I'll b busy 2morro
Sure, I'll jump in
I'll be there in 10 minutes
anyone want quake champions beta keys?
Today? You talked all day about doing it tomorrow you twats.
I can't really do it tomorrow if all you faggots do it tonight, can I?
We were full anyway.
Also we only did one game.
>>845238>Nopo insists all day we do it tomorrow>changes mind at the very last minute
I'm not gonna lie, I'm angry about this.
>>845237>>845239>changes mind very last minute
I did ask everyone that we do it tomorrow
But since people all wanted to do one round tonight what could I do?
going to do the other 4 games tomorrow, and we can do 5 to get you your shit too
technically wf just was eager to start it and wanted to try tonight
I didn't promise jack shit so when Fidget asked, I complied. Kinda ridiculous to get mad over it tbqh.
Wow, this sure makes me want to play more with you in the future ;^)
Took me a second
Honestly, it's an art form of it's own by now.
>>845248>>845249>some day in the foreseeable future, an art museum will have a display of Loss edits
I wonder how our grand-children are going to react to the Meme Wing of the museum.
Don't be so upset, I'll probably end up playing with you anyway since I had to leave early and can't play Thursday
You better save 4 games for me Sylt
May come to a surprise to you
And especially for Sylt
But most of us are capable of playing more than exactly 5 games to help friends out to get their shit
But the other day you said we aren't friends!
Did you lose three games in a row? You know his policy.
I started that meme! This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!
I expect to play HOTS literally until monday so whenevers really
Well yeah, not with you, speficially
We are just mutually beneficial contractors in this case
Rarity checking out the goods I see
In the woods nobody cares about that stuff.
Fair point, though.
Children are easy to deceive.
I'm more concerned about the Orisa damage nerf. Her guns only strong point is how much trash damage it shits out, they want to dial that back 15%?? Ree.
Meanwhile "must pick 76" gets reduced by -5%.
Well, she is now nothing more but a shield dispenser, which sucks because it was next to impossible to kill things as it was
Also, that soldier nerf is only a buff to pharah which really jingles my jangles
I just don't get why buff hanzo to spam more bullshit random arrows that aren't even aimed and you can't expect them or play around them when there is already a hanzo in every fucking game
Happy about the Reaper tweak at least
I had a cool hero concept I think would still be interesting
>Disruption specialist>Sends a hawk or something to disrupt a target and increase their spread (naturally a fuck you to Widowmaker, McCree and Soldier)>Low damage a la Mei
Sombra you mean
Since OW has donated so much to HotS, its time for them to give back, Tyrande meets all of this list, and could be another supporter / stunner
No name or lore change either, it's literally just Tyrande, lel>>845278
I do like her, yes
No explanation either
Jeff does another intro video where they're like
>Early on in Overwatch we really wanted a hero that rides on a cat. We've been trying to sort of work that in for a while. Tyrande is this new hero, and she is we think really cool. So, besides the cat mount, she has an animal companion, and fires a bow just like Hanzo. We think Tyrande is a really good example of how diversity can be everywhere in a world like Overwatch, because she's purple skinned and immortal.
legitshe could be a fan that took it too far,
since blizz games exist in OW world
>>845283>>845282>not inserting That Which Has No Life as a stage boss
How would you kill it? There is no gun of a thousand bullets.
Out of every emotion available, I did not think Outlast 2 would make me feel incredibly sad out of all things, and all because of a single note.
So what's good in the hood?
Sad about something in-game, or sad about the game? I hear there's people disappointed in the fact that the original's stealth has been primarily replaced with running away.
Some thoughts on last week's Jack:
>I know one vs an army is classic Jack, but it would've been nice since this is an actual human, non-robot army to see some real tactics. Pit traps, mud/rock slides, fire arrows into the supply caravan, release the horses at night, general demoralizing terrorism, etc. - the real ways one can beat many
>Wasn't it kind of weird that Jack wasn't devastated that Ashi murdered a fuckton of people? I mean, it was in battle, but he was broken up about killing her sisters
>I kinda liked nuJack aesthetic so it feels weird to go back to old Jack now, but no big deal
>Scotsman shit STILL HASN'T MATTERED
>This episode had a lot of new stuff going on so overall I enjoyed it
>Felt like it went too fast, it was all over in the blink of an eye. That being said, I thought the flashback was perfectly handled. Honestly, the manual search for the sword could've been cut entirely (just start with him commenting "I realize the sword left me") in favor of better pacing
The fight with the army could have been dropped completely in favor of the fight with mommy I think. Would also have given more time for the flashback.
While I think Ashi has been okay, and certainly not as bad as some feared, her introduction as a main character still steals too much time from Jack. She'd have to do something really special at the end to make her inclusion a net bonus.
Yeah, there was really no reason it had to be an army versus a more satisfying mom fight. Perhaps with a couple of those brute enforcers as lead-ins before she joins the fray
I think the episode (battle side) felt fast because that's how it was to Jack, who spend hours and hours making spirit tea
This post is terrible
It has all the necessary ingredients
Yet it lacks the most important one memes
FORGOTTEN YOUR PURPOSE
Do you think mam will be unmasked later?
Also some Fenix thoughts since I just want to blogpost them
>Feels way strong for not much effort
>At level 1 I carried normal pretty easily - which is no feat but I cleared half of Dead of Night during night just massing adepts so it's joke tier
>Level 2-3 made hard look like a joke massing adepts even vs. mass disruptor/reaver, my ostensible hard counter
>Level 4-5 start chewing through brutals by incorporating some zealots and scouts
Tempted to try the weekly mutator on hard to pick up bounty XP and make leveling faster
Fenix doesn't really call for much micro, and even his abilities don't require much babysitting. One of the least involved commanders, but his mass cloaking and all-around strength means he's certainly viable.
Sorry I missed you earlier on Mumble. My headset wasn't working and I was stuck talking through Text
Why do you think they were called the daughters of aku?
Is this your work?
Autoupdate screwed me
Well you should draw some more. I like the figure and the way she isn't thrusting her boobs into the 'camera'
You got any that would fit into Travel?
What are your normal hours now?
poke me sometime on steam tomorrow
Alright, good night
I have one in mind
He's kind, he's cute and he's wanderlusty>>845319
I can't promise anything, but if you're be around during 'Mon hours, I should be able to run for you.
Now I'm headed to bed, good night
I'll try to continue otr in the next few days. It's been running so little I'm afraid it might just die at this rate.
that would be nicee
I've been trying to get into it! It's just intimidating with all the stuff it has in it
Very deep game>>845324
That's good news
But Don't push yourself too much
>tfw suddenly weird chest pain
Could this be the end of Nasse?
Does it feel better when you stretch?
I used to get that when I slept in bad positions, it's just a muscle sprain in that case
Tell me about drawing twins
Sir is that nug drunk
No, just a big hammer and loads of holy rage
So you did check it then, you perverted fuck!
>>845337>Emma>Calling others perverted
He he he
If she had one I'm sure she would have slapped Archimonde with it
>tfw our fitness group is going to a restaurant together
>It's a Chinese restaurant
I haven't met anselm or percy
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Also Gloria is clearly too busy fucking Percival to meet anyone else