What do you think about Aether Revolt Andy/Maali/Knight?
I really like the flavor, but most of the cards seem kinda useless..
gotta be out by 10
The cycle of 3 drops they did seemed really weak
I do think revolt triggers will be all over modern, since there are so many fetch lands.
IT'S MONDAY, OF COURSE THERE'S SHIT TO DO
Then you have my condolences. Try to find times to take naps if you can.
>there is a Finnish character in Little witch academia
>they almost got the name right
>>803399>Not Milla Magia
At least the Tove Jansson reference is nice
I haven't actually seen the movies
is it me or is it just really beb?
You have to sleep so you can run quest>>803404
You're always busy!
Not too much time to post at work
Learn c# and move to Helsinki
Get a job you might actually enjoy
Why would I learn C# then?I'm probably going to when I go to tradenomi school this autumn
On one hand, this is bad.
On the other, it just shows how retarded the anti-EU crowd is. I don't think there's many European politicians eager to gain Trump's endorsement right now given how negatively he's seen around here.
Trump is right from an American perspective, NATO is mostly an offer of the US to protect European countries as they demilitarize. Of course it's an unpopular sentiment in Europe, since having a guarantee of independence from the strongest military in the world means you don't need to spend your budget on an army.
>>803416>World's Greatest Military
But we haven't got any guarantee of independence from Russia.
Nasse, I thought you considered yourself a tank enthusiast. To say this, after you saw the scrappy crew they had for Crimea, just shameful.
NATO is not an American charity project though. We're expected to also contribute our 2%, which only several European nations have committed to.
At the end of the day though, Russia's power is laughable compared to the combined EU nations and the main reason why the US is still here is for power projection and to maintain their sphere of influence. If Trump wants to give that up, more power to him I guess. Alternatively, we'll just raise our military budgets and maybe stop Trump from being butthurt over this.
To me it seemed like Russia just walked into Crimea with the Ukrainian military just folding at every opportunity. I only occasionally heard from it in the news though.
NATO is basically an American charity project, and obviously it once represented a sphere of influence but hasn't since the cold war, hence, outdated
I think most of what Trump says is dumb, but really there's no reason to prop up NATO anymore. If the US pressured its allies into building up militaries, maybe it would be easier to convince diehard conservatives to let us spend less on new jets.
>>803421>NATO is basically an American charity project
I hope you're memeing right now.
The EU alone has a military budget more than three times as large as the Russian military budget and twice as much active military personnel. That's still only half of the US military budget (Our active military personnel is actually about the same though), but the US clearly wants to project power all across the globe to maintain their sphere of influence so they need that kind of spending. Meanwhile the European Defense Union is a defensive effort clearly focused on Russian threats. NATO is a tool to keep the current world order intact, which I don't think is such a bad thing if you consider some of the alternatives. It's not perfect, but I think close European/American relations are still important.
Because then I could use you as a personal programmer
I just don't see America losing much without NATO. You can say sphere of influence in the abstract but the US doesn't really need military bases in Portugal, Spain, Italy, France, etc. Most of its most strategic partners aren't even in NATO, which just goes to show that there's no real need to have NATO when the US can just as easily deal with countries like Taiwan, Singapore, Israel, and Australia on an independent basis and still get whatever building rights we want.
If the US abandons NATO now, it's going to seriously harm their reputation here in Europe. Maybe you don't care about that, but I think it would be a pretty big deal.
Just remember though, Trump wants to increase US military spending anyway, NATO or not.
I didn't say I liked Trump or his policies, but even a stopped clock can be right twice a day.
Anyway you've said yourself, European opinion of America can't get much lower. It's probably a case of 'familiarity breeds contempt'.
Well, I learned the basics in vocational school, how hard can it be?
Nato made a lot of sense when it was made, but like all things it's worth taking a critical look at it every now and then.
hurr durr suami natoon
I said European opinion on Trump can't get much lower. The US as an entity is generally still seen quite positively.>>803428
Finland just hates military cooperation. Hence why you didn't join NATO and tried to oppose the Defense Union.
If you're willing to try, I still have several game ideas on the table. >>803430
We dislike picking sides when our trade partners are against each other.
It's too late.>>803431
Make no mistake, I can't program for shit.
You have plenty of spare time to learn
I can't even find time to draw and build model tanks, how am I supposed to find time to learn programming?
It's a productive talent to learn, so you can excuse yourself from a lot of other duties. Unlike model tanks you can turn it into a career.
I'm as likely to turn model tanks into a career as I am programming, at any rate I prefer the artistic side of game development to actually making things work.
Maybe I'll look into C# again. We never learned anything useful for making games though.
From what I've seen, 3d animation is a fairly starved field at least on the art end.
Well that's because everyone except 3A uses pixel graphics for indie points
That trend is on its way out, people are beginning to expect more from indies and a pixel style alone is no longer marketable.
>tfw everyone was so nice and helpful and not at all treating me as a nuisance that had to be sorted out
Is this what it feels like to live in a country where people aren't all cynical and bitter assholes and red tape workers don't hate their life and as a projection, you when you enter the office?
No, you're just high off your Hookah again.
Okay, dream time
This particular dream was a doozy, there was a Overwatch tournament with teams and such, and Wf was in one of those teams, they had cool rainbow team jackets too
For some reason I got to Play in the time in one of the matches and did really well as Reinhardt. I even remember the match was in Lijiang tower
We stomped so much that one of the members of the enemy team raged and just stopped playing and stormed out of the place
We won and then there was a break before the next match
But before it started I got a call from someone saying my mom got chased and captured by little pygmy Indians and I needed to be there, but that made me miss the next match of the tournament and Wf told me that "I was not getting the rainbow jacket"
Then I had a short nap with another, shorter dream
I was standing outside with family and looking in the sky we saw there were more than one sun, there were like, 3,and as we looked, some more started showing and some even moved, and then we saw they were actually meteors crashing down in the city. I woke up after the first one crashed down
This one played really similar to the dream I had where a nuclear bomb was dropped near my house
I am having a great time>>803444
How would I bring that with me, dummy
I recall some dreams about dying from fucking high school
One of them was trying to hide in our bathtub with my grandparents from a nuke - it didn't work
The other is very long so I'm not going to go into it but I remember every detail
The tl;dr version is that I was a soldier in a base defending against the Starship Trooper arachnids, we got attacked and I got fatally wounded, then 'died' but woke up to find the base in ruins and a girl with blood on her lips standing over me.
She was a vampire and she drained my remaining blood then fed me hers to make me a vampire too and after a lot of stuff it turned out the arachnids and the vampires work together.
Nukes are really scary
Also holy shit that second one
You could write a book from that
It was both very cinematic but at the same time very traumatic since I did experience dying
and also had my existence prolonged in circumstances I did not want to (since I had to help the vampires and the aracnhids that I used to fight against and that killed me in the first place)
But did Nebby get in the bag
What the Frick
Also I bet you didn't even know why I posted that card!
>thinking about buying back into 40k
>the rumour is they're going to Age of Sigmar it
-figure out when to run otr
-ask wf when his quest continues
-suppress urge to hire a programmer
We are getting this exact cat in this image>>803458
You can cut out "play wow" and learn to program for yourself
Wow really? It's not hard to guess!
I don't really think I have the mindset needed to be a good programmer
I miss it ;_;
And why do you need a third cat
But I thought you had to have programming knowledge to do your job
Nah I have zero programming skill and very limited knowledge. We have real programmers for that.
My job is to understand what makes a good game given the requirements of the current market, and how to make engaging gameplay with the available tools.
Oh.Why are you making mobile games then
I'm not a fan of big changes in life, so a stable job I'm good at is vastly better than hunting for something new.
AAA is also a very volatile, high stress industry where people can easily come and go on a project by project basis as everything hinges on launch sales. Here I've already established my worth to a large degree and have gained expertise in the market.
Who is? I'm not. I just want to hide in my room and be found mummified in 30 years.
I wanted to ask you this earlier today
For virtual TCGs
Which Daily quest system do you think is better from a game design standpoint?
A daily that you get when the new day rolls out (like HS) or one that becomes available 22 hours after you completed it (so you can do them at the same time in the day if you have a routine for them)
22 hour system works better with daily boosters and the like
Daily missions being on a daily roll over makes them easier to tie to events
I mean, 22 hours is worse since I don't always get up at the same hour
Then again, Shadowverse has 3 quests a day, ranging from 20 to 40 currency gain
And HS just has 1 quest a day ranging from 40 to 60 with a very rare 100 one
All in all, in Shadowverse I can pretty much get packs daily and also get shit just for logging in
It's okay, age of consent is 14.
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No it's notIf you use your imagination
My first question is why do you know this
My next question is is there anything more cancerous than anarchists
I'm having a hard time thinking of anything.
/int/ brought this to my attention.
And no, I can't think of anything. Want to Stram? Swatz is with us.
I have a long series of problems in my life and they all come down to money.
Guess I'm just a failure at life.
I mean, I'm a lucky little shit that I get this Erasmus mobility money
It isn't really due to any of my virtues, unless qualifying to the laughably easy conditions of Erasmus counts
Bzzz on thursday?
So the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus is dead
And so is the genre
What am I doing
This is the perfect video to mourn the end of the circushttps://youtu.be/RYFLj1V1ROQ?t=392
Are you planning to be a dentist
No but mom found work with a guy that makes these prostetic teeth stuffs, so to help I'm making his advertisiment and even a card
Very reminiscent of a restaurant menu
Well that might be a good thing then
I can ask a friend of mine who did all the posters for the institute weeks and made the posters.
He's good at visual design, he could make some pointers.
The teeth look creepy to me.
Nothing wrong with the classic girl with white teeth smiling at the camera
That'd be nice, I'd like that>>803506
But it's not about teeth health and such I think, it was all just about prostetics
I like the teeth, they communicate the point well
Teeth do not belong outside the head.
I just think that, when you're looking at an advert for a teeth clinic, you wanna see the end result, rather than the uncomfortable thing they'll shove in your mouth!
I guess Sion's point makes sense as well
They (Mom and the guy she's working for) just liked it so much and all
If they liked it then it's fine! You're making it for them!
Oh man it really was>>803514
But I'll remember to tell that to them when I can
I guess that's a sign to get back to work…
Have you even modded it yet?
1) Go to slp and get up early
Roll #1 2 = 2
You know what Nintendo could do to make their paid online decent?
Free access to any old game. NES/SNES/GB/GBC/GBA old.
They lose "nothing", since everyone already plays that shit via emulators and roms, and people would worship them.
Sopunds smart, hence why they won't do it
>>803521>smart business decisions
Where do you think you are?
BTW, you gonna play some OW now?
Get your logic outta here.
Yes, as in I will play with you guys again.
No, as in, way too late right now but maybe tomorrow
I was about to say that. Too much empty space.
may I suggest a subtle off-way color, tastefully thick, with a watermark?>>803527
I meant the first thing.
>>803528>subtle off-way color, tastefully thick
I… don't understand>with a watermark
What kind of watermark? I'm not sure I understand this either or the need for one
Dafuk is that monster, why doesn't she have a nose?
It's the Isaacification of some drawfagette
Ooh you son of a bitch, meme-ing me with your references again
I'm looking forward to italian noises
This is cute.>>803536>>803537
This came up in conversation with some people at the game store, and now people are asking me other horse-related questions.
You've none to blame but yourself for revealing your power level.
It's a meme now, there have been repeated threads
I usually refer to Centaur's Worries anyway, so long as they're not too fat they can reach back and wipe it themselves.
I will be watching this.
Are there centaurs in Victorian age
Not a lot, anymore. There are some in captivity, for researchers. The as one of many ongoing research projects Montague Estate conducts research into half-persons, like Centaurs, Lamias, and Werewolves. The Curator for Biology has oversight responsibility for this research.
I'm seriously considering removing you on steam
Because I change my image every year?
Is that supposed to be a spider or an eight-armed man?
I have some minor but infuriating little things that just… Ugghg
I remember when I wanted to talk to Sion but he changed his icon and I couldn't find him anymore
The steam icons are the only kind of picture I get home of you people aside from the meet pictures, which I barely remember
I'm not an american eskimo/pomerian mix dog wearing sunglasses, right?I had trouble finding Sion for, like a week too
Well, that's… something.>>803552
What I do is assign people nicknames alongside their usernames. For example, you're the "Gay Brazilian Deer" and Nopo is the "Hungarian Zebra Lover."
But it just breaks my comfort and I am a very anxious person that can't function properly without comfort >>803554
I started doing nicknames too
Also gosh your nickname for me sucks
It is, however, descriptive and to-the-point.
Every time you look at it and feel discomfort, just remember that I'm here on steam for you if you need to talk and can find me with the new icon
At least you never changed from your Bastion kid Icon that I love so much, Cheesy
I find it's always the name changes that really throw me off.
I have a friend in particular who loves to do that too>>803564
You can't just discard your icon like that, it's how people will see you everyday! >>803561
Jesus loves me
That was Suda's translator, right? The one who completely fucked up?
Wouldn't they have it listed as an Interpreter job, though?
They would, yes. Also it would be Japanese to English and not English to Japanese.
It's beautiful how hard it bombed
Are you watching any anime this season?
Kicking off little witch academia this week
Looking forward to the new stuff from my hero academia, konosuba, girls und panzer
I'll probably watch KonoSuba, watching Gundam Unicorn in advance of the Toonami airings. Right now I'm watching Tanya the Evil but I don't think I'll follow it.
Did I miss anything
>listening to 45 minutes of fucking union talk
I fell asleep after you asked that!
Anyway, it's a very important, respected position! I wonder if anyone else in the quest has met that person…?
>Going to be freezing day and night the coming days
>No snowfall expected though
What the fuck is the point of this season if it only gives us the negative effects.
Really just fuck any season that isn't autumn.
When is next session>>803595
Summer is fun
It's a lot, lot easier to get people together for a long session on the weekend, so probably Friday?
Yeah until a heatwave hits.
People really have their priorities wrong here, I would stay up until 3am to play lewdquest.
Dry cold is better than endless rain
>>803600>Dry cold>90% humidity
That's not dry cold, nigga. Dry cold is what you'll find in the Alps or Hungary.
What did he mean by this
My quest for anatomy demands that I horse-pussy
study these beasts before they are gone!
My quest is to build a horse pussy farm someday
I can imagine you in overalls and rubber boots, standing in the middle of a field, pulling horse-asses out of the ground by their tails
No but in the quest
I will raise my own monster girl farm when I find the chance
Oh fuck, I forgot to watch the last episode of regular show
Well, I guess I'll go back and watch it now, just for nostalgia
Monstergirl Encyclopedia? It's shit.
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That looks more human than minotaur to me
It's a Holstaurus, it's different.
Post the minotaur encyclopedia page then
how about the first paragraph you buttlord
What is this semen demon
No no no no I meant I wanted to see her minotaur page, not the holstaurus >>803627
It's a Cool Mom, one of the most fearful monsters
But she's a muslim now
There isn't a Minotaurus page, just a Holstaurus.>>803630
>tfw got postcards from BDN
>>803635>they didn't get lost
Haven't gotten mine yet.
I left you some quest related questions on steam
>UK is going to leave the Single Market
A hard Brexit then. Interesting. I can only wonder whether it'll be worth it for them in the end. They just gave up a lot of political leverage in Europe by doing this.
They've been busy destroying their empire since 1914.
Maybe in a decade from now, there'll be a united Ireland and an independent Scotland.
Or maybe not much will change aside from bordergore.
If Scotland actually successfully becomes independent and the UK doesn't block the action, I foresee the shattering of Europe into many small local states, most of which will remain in the EU. Hell, maybe some day it will become basic politics.
>Liberals of Bavaria, we will never throw off the shackles of the CDU majority until we secede and form The Bavarian Free Cities
I wish Nicole Oliver wasn't such a fucking absentee cunt, they have to use her as sparingly as if she charged $10 a word
Cheerilee is sweet and quiet!
She's the best waifu one could hope for.
>>803646>I foresee the shattering of Europe into many small local states
Well… the most prominent independence movement in the EU is the Catalonian movement and they're a complete meme.
Scottish independent movement is a meme too, but at least they can now use the Brexit meme to legitimize their movement.
If the UK does not block secession, it will be essentially a declaration that states are no longer interested in maintaining their unity. Therefore, any local group that feels disenfranchised can secede if they have the votes for it.
Sure, Catalonia, but that's just the beginning. Think bigger. Two Italies. Bavarian Independence. Czechoslovakia can separate into the Czech Republic and Slovak Republic. Hungary might gain its independence from Austria-Hungary.
If we don't watch out, Poland might get its own country.
The Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth is too strong
It's no match for the Byzantine Empire
Then a Nopo shows up
And rubs it
And spits on it
Zeeb does not understand
>Kovács Gergely is an activist the head of the joke political party Two-Tailed Dog Party
>he just posted a letter that he was invited to the farewell party of Colleen Bell by the US embassy
Do you ever meme the government so hard that the US ambassador invites you to her party?
By the way>Almost certain that the Dva nerf/Ana nerf/Sombra buff will get patched in today>If there is going to be a Chinese New Year event it's PROBABLY starting today, but since we don't even have rumors it's seeming unlikely to me personally – we've had leaks for every event before now, could they REALLY have improved security?
Or it could be just a brawl for it with sprays instead of an event
Didn't the arcade reset already?
That means no patch
I thought you learned your lesson about arcade and patches from the Christmas event and Halloween event
No Satan, I did not
>>803643>Already paying more for Vidya and food
What do they think they will get out of this?
A mod banned him 'by accident' for a while though. He left after that.
I heard Theresa May make a speech today about a global UK. So I can only assume India, South Africa, Canada and other countries should prepare for recolonization
India doesn't have a good history with Muslim countries.
WHat even gave you that idea?>>803683
Fallout is pretty fun
I just wanted to listen to something>>803685
Instrumental or sung?
It got popular for a reason.
Which one you playing?>>803687
New vegas, which I get told is the best
slightly less sleep inducing
k, but I just want to chill today, so if it gets 2serious I'm gonna take a nap or something
It's doing an update
>Ok so lets make a mode
>Where you either find one of three items out of a pool of several hundred
>Or the final boss is basically unwinnable
Fantastic design lads really a fan
It's pretty good. I like Fallout 3, though a lot of people are divided over whether it's good or terrible. If nothing else, it gets it's geography of Washington, DC correct.
Isaac of Isaac: Afterisaac+
I didn't know Washington DC only has identical streets and subway stations!
My main complaint though is how Hard Mode seems to just be Boring Items Only Mode
What do you mean?
The odds of finding anything more interesting than Soy Milk seem way lower, or maybe that's jsut perception
Well I'm not sure if I can opinion on that, since I only played a bit of Vegas
But I can safely say that my favorite Fallout is Ponylands
Probably confirmation bias
The Void and Delirium are such a lazy piece of fucking ass design
I can't get over how bad they are
PTR confirmed to be more than just a cocktease
The thing about the consoles is pretty interesting though
Thank God for that!
Hurriedly running for the toilet after eating trash food made me chuckle
Post the anime edit
"This is what happens when people lose their minds…"
The fuck am I looking at.
I tried putting soy milk into my coffee once, the milk congealed into jelly instantly.
A pretty, yet sad cheetah
Is that supposed to look like Colbert?
Consoles holding PC back once more.
What is the point of this
I think the point is that there is no point.
It's a dumb, forced meme.
This is not beautiful
All memes are dumb and forced
Also, I guess I like it's because it's very /wsg/>>803739>
Some things need to be erased.
Though I suppose that one at least fits, kinda.
Well the point of we are number one is that it is a good recognizable song that is easy to parody
The title and the song don't have any connection in the other one
/wsg/ is a very derivative board which does nothing but repost things.
No, most memes are spread by being clever.
What Nasse said, it's a meme like Number one>>803744
It's reposting a lot, yes, but it also collects from every board so I can come by memes I'd have missed otherwise
>>803745>audio webm>huge ass webm
No, they don't collect from other boards. They collect from other sites, namely tumblr and reddit.
There's threads dedicated to other boards fam
To content which would fit other boards.
I said "you reposted on tje wrong thread" is NOT like we are number one!
Night. Breezie still on schedule for tomorrow?
Tomorrow as in thursday? Yes.
Shit, right. Night!
Gave Newell is live.https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Gaben/comments/5olhj4/hi_im_gabe_newell_ama/
Half-Life response below:>"The issue with Half-Life for me is that I was involved in a much higher percentage of the decisions about the games, so it's hard for me to look at them as anything other than a series of things I regret. There's no information in my response about what we'll do in the future. It's simply easier for me to be a fan of things that in which I was less directive."
>"it's hard for me to look at them as anything other than a series of things I regret."
Man, this Vsauce is really fucking interesting
So once the British Pound collapses and the people are desperate for your Hungary Dollars, what movie are you going to have them make for you?
A CGI movie about Zivur and Sol
>>803763 The fun part is that it's truly ambigious whether he actually killed his wife or not
He met Sol in Trotantium though
Being a Necromancer, he was never truly free of his wife until he learned to let her go and live for himself.And I'm really just throwing bullshit into the wind. I never read the Trot logs.
tl;dr he was forced into marriage since necromancy was frowned upon in the village, was abused, wife died of kukri, he got rid of the coprse and spirit SO hard that she could never return, then fucking fled immediately.
And this was all before the quest as backstory, not during it
Sometimes it's fun to go back and look at old things to remember a certain event or character.
Or to cringe at your own previous terrible decisions.>>803767>>803768
I see. Well, as long as he wasn't the one who kukri'd, he's fine. And since Necromancy is frowned on, then obviously he couldn't bring her up as an immaterial witness in the murder trial, so it was best to pretend that she was super-dead and he couldn't hear her.
And by she I mean he, fuck English, really.
Thinking back to the MC server, I think Sylt, Wf, Andy and I could have fun with Factorio
That's been on my list of games to try out for a while now.
15 dodos is a bit steep, but then again, it looks complex as shit
My only worry about it is I'm just not sure that I could understand and comprehend the late-game fucking mega-factories alone
Once my exam period is over and I'm back from my trip to Austria, I'll willing to give it a try. So like… next month.
If I had people to play it with, at least I could be the guy running around doing the nuanced things and killing the zerg before they bother us with the high-tech weapons
We should play Armello again sometime
We totally should
And I'd even be able to play too. And lose super-hard, probably.
You win some you lose some, it's fun with frens, as infuriating as it is sometimes
we should find some time with Cheesy too>>803780
True. Though, the only online match I've played so far, I came in second thanks to a late game Pact card that I played on the prestige leader.
Which got a laugh out of them, actually.
The game is 40% luck 60% tactics until the last two turns where it becomes just a fuckfest of who can brutally analfist the others with some scum tactic harder
I had my hand literally stolen from me once, and then used against me in the same turn.
And it was still early on in the game. I couldn't help it if I had nearly 20 gold, I was invested in infrastructure! I should have played more trap cards.
>>803782>>803783>was set up to banish the king with Spirit Stones while he still had 4 health>Mercurio Grand Heist's me and steals one of my spirit stones
I only lost by a single Prestige, but it was frustrating to see what could have been a quick game get another half-hour tacked onto it.
>>803787>>803788>your Corrupted character Evades into a Stone Circle
Hilarious when it happens to somebody else, maddening when it happens to you.
I'll be busy most of the day, unfortunately. Got some off-the-books work at the vineyard (rolling nets on the vines) and then checking in on a family friend's dog.
That said, of course, there are always the evenings.
RIght now's an evening for you right?
Correct. It's 8:46 PM, or 20:46 military time.
No, it's called "time normal people who don't put months before days use"
hopefully we can get cheesy too
If not then I don't suppose you want to go just the two of us
Also I'd propose Paladins but the internet here is godawful and there's 3 kids with their own tablets and phones always watching things, so you know how that goes
I can probably manage it.
Sharing bandwidth = dead internet funtimes.
Has Destiny been running lately?
Not to my knowledge.
If they don't fit snugly, it won't form a Pedro Spot, so you can't built up momentum
I'm annoyed at my current situation. Cheer me up please.
After so long in this house I finally found a moment of peace and inspiration so I've been in the zone lately
I don't know if that cheers you up but I just wanted to say how happy with myself I feel at 2am
Have a picture of a seagull, you love those right?
Nice going kiddo.>>803806>>803807
Top amusing. Thanks.
After reading the Gaben AMA, I would be terrified if I were working for Valve Support, given how much ire Gaben has for it
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>>803809>It's gonna rain this afternoon>there's still a pile of firewood I need to carry into storage
Did he say they were going to stop being pussies and release a new IP for once?
Yes hello this is Nasse
I'm calling to tell nasse that's very lewd
It should be illegal for you to post a lewd unless you drew it
Then whenever you wanted to post something lewd, Bam, you had to draw it
That's just madness
Besides I'm already drawing a horsecock worship picture
Is it attached to anything, or is it one of those bad dragon barrel-sized dildos?
I posted the sketch in this thread
…I must have missed it.
Side note, did you check out that thing I linked you before I went to sleep?
I'm calling to tell nasse that's very lewd
It should be illegal for you to post a lewd unless you drew it
Then whenever you wanted to post something lewd, Bam, you had to draw it
I don't get it
Who cares anyway, at most tje lewds would be drawn worse
Then that's the only lewds you're allowed to post
It's a game. Some of (read: the majority) the enemies are healthily endowed in the chest area, so I thought you might enjoy it. The demo for it is essentially the whole game, but the rest of the game is locked.I can float you the unlock dll file if you want.
It's a platformer, mostly, and it's got some great spritework. It does have variable difficulty, so you can set it to easy mode. In that case, most of your deaths will come from stage hazards as opposed to the enemies.Last boss (area 3) is a gimmick boss. You have to dodge three different types of attack, and then play ping-pong with the fourth one until it hits her.
The only thing I care about is how the lewds are integrated.
Well I care about you drawing
I'll even post a lewd I drew so I can inspire you
During the course of gameplay you can be stunned, and then mounted. In that case, you have to "struggle" to regain your footing, with a few i-frames before you can be harmed again. In the event of running out of health, any enemy within a specific radius will make a beeline towards you and mount up. The sprite animations are of better quality than the game over CGs.
As you progress through the game, the gallery (accessible on the main menu) opens up for each level (Level 1 is the only one open at the start. Levels 2 and 3 three need to be reached/beaten before they open). In the gallery, you can go through all of the animations to your heart's content, as the only thing that can actually hurt you in gallery mode are the bosses, since their scenes only occur on player loss.
There is, naturally, an option when starting a new game to disable lewd content entirely. This is likely so that you can focus on beating the game instead of beating your meat.
Maybe you should draw something really lewd if you actually cared!
S-something really lewd?
Like what, dare I ask
First of all I have to get out of work and download the game.>>803834
Something really explicit.
Well, it's there when you want it.
If you do want the unlock file, I can float it your way.
But explicit like what?
I don't know. Are you going to draw it if I come up with something?
I can't but I'd love to hear your ideas
Are you playing in Wf's lewdquest?
>things that have been said for years and other mumbo jumbo: He AMA
There's also Estonia for exchange
On the downside
finland exchange is well and truly dead forever.
There's always meets
Exchange into Belgium instead.
Only Antwerp's available and there's only one slot>>803852
It's not enough!
Kill whoever took it.
Antwerp is filled with literal jews. They won't mind as long as you share some of your Asian shekels.
Have no idea who they are, and the other's a friend
>>803856>the other's a friend
Perfect, he'll never see it coming!
It's a qt she
I-I was supposed to go with her ;_;
hmm, Munich has a fuckton of slots, but they don't English
Could always try in the Netherlands.
Yeah, I was looking at those.
Hopefully Helsinki gets tired of me bugging them and tells me to fuck off soon so I can concentrate on the rest
It costs like 20e to hop to Helsinki from there
But are they similarly advanced in memes technology?
Tallinna on Suomen pääkaupunki.
Estonia is one of the nicer ex-Soviet countries at least.
Oy vey, delete this now goyim!
Not quite, but tallinn is a good city especially given its history
I'll consider it.
Munich looks cool but the academic calendar fucks up my local one.
Why is it so boring today
Stressful you mean
boring can be stressful yes
>Near future (Overwatch esque, with sentient robots)
>Hired on a temporary basis by a Japanese animation studio to act as a historical consultant
>The staff is all quite strange and varied, including two robots
>Not very good at my job since I don't speak Japanese
>However, on each of the three business outings I go on, we end up saving someone in peril - the problems we ran into seemed basically coincidental
>The third time, a kidnapping, I was actually instrumental in saving the girl, tracking the kidnappers upriver in a high speed boat chase before the others took the kidnappers down
>After this, the studio director has me summoned to his office and forces me to give a self evaluation, I figure I'm going to get canned because I am not doing my job well
>Notice a couple grenades in the waiting room and pocket them because hey, never know when you'll need some of those
>He reveals that the animation studio is actually a front for a hero organization - saving innocent lives - and that while I was going to be fired originally for being useless to the animation house, they want to keep me on to help with rescue missions
There were a lot of other details but it was quite interesting, it could be the plot of a real anime. Strong vibes of Shirobako, Overwatch, Madoka, Space Station 13, Ghibli, and Boko no Hero Academia.
I've been wondering if that's worth watching or not. I'm told it's like the anime equivalent of New Game but much better.
>having to do evaluations today
>Keep getting put into games already in progress
I'll join you after I eat
I'm not, no, the setting didn't really interest me at first (though it grew a but interesting as I heard there would be other creatures besides demons) >>803847
Tight ninja pussies sounds pretty rad
I am startimg to feel like rhis isn't a good place to talk about fetishes
But we've been doing it for years
Did you make your wfquest character to pander to your fetishes?
Not really, I just made her younger and a woman to enable those parts of the quest more easily. She was originally a 50something man.
>>803889>50-year old pompous man
I KNEW IT WAS YOUR FETISH>>803890
Is it? Then whycome you never talk about your fetishes?
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Then why don't you ever post anything lewd?
A lot of iterations went into it so my original concept could be adapted to something that could work in a lewdquest.
also >tfw want to get back into 40k>my local scene is basically so dead that if guy can't/won't show up we don't have enough to have a game night>and GW is going to axe 40k as a wargame and go Age of Sigmar on it
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I post a lot of lewds sometimes
But I don't do it all the time because I know some people might not appreciate it
I like a lot of the new models but I doubt I'd buy any more without a solid reason.
Celestine is THICCCC
that's a good reason
I like her wings
The custodes I saw somewhere were also cool
they're a part of a horribly expensive board game, you get Ahriman, 30 Legionnaire Space Marines, 10 Legionnaire Terminators and some Space Wulf noname from the heresy.
And then you burn Prospero or something.
OH, yeah, the 5 custodes were a part of the Space wolf side in that box too.
Shit now I want it
I was thinking of buying it just for the legionnaires. Oh! And Silent Sisters. Sisters of Silence. Whatever.
Well cock now I really want it
Good luck it's behind a GW paywall
Although I think they're taking a less limited edition stance on their board games now.>>803907
Where the hell did you get that price
But still nah I'll just pass. Too many other projects I never finished.
I'll still probably buy it, since it's available at my local hobby store thingie.
Her waist is not that slim!
I agree, but I just wanted to quickly pick the first nude I could find.
>have nightmare about the stress hassle and possible fucking up of pre-travel things
I also had no shoes ever and fell into the river at my hometown
Fuck, it was bad
Hey just imagine how fun will be having nightmares about failing classes after you graduate!
I already have bad dreams about math exams despite not having learnt math in the last 5 years
>Finished watching Fate/Stay Night: Unlimited Blade Works
I can see why this got so popular; the fight scenes are nice, Rin is really cute, and the story is overall pretty good (a few ass-pulls aside.)
And of course, a few memes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbiKO8T6rbs
MeanWill you be around for quest 2nite?
How about… 2 and a half hours? I'll have some things sorted out and will grab my dinner by then, so we won't have to pause for silly reasons.
I should be around anyway!
When should I run OTR again?
Is that Event Horizon?
Didn't remember all the bondage devices.
Oh hello final boss of Silent Hill 4
That's because they cut out the best part
Spoilered because they had close-ups and they are majorly fucking disgusting and gross just how you would portray literall hell torture
If anyone is ever interested about learning just what goes on in my home country, just read this article.Already I do not want to go back
Sounds like you have a perfectly functional Russian style
democracy going on there. What I don't understand is why they're allowed to stay in the EU.
(Or maybe tomorrow? I'm still available and yet unemployed for now)
Because the EU has no balls
I liked how it involved all the ponies in some way.
Not only that, it has a lot of personality of how the mane six all tries to get to a conclusion for the same problem differently
The man with no taste.
The humor was pretty good too.>That "anvil in the haybale" gag>one pony jumping out a window to rodeo-ride one of the buffalo
I mostly like S1 for nostalgia
and how simple yet good the show was
Party of One is also one I like a lot>>803955
Allright, I finished eating, want to quest?
God damnit Flood detection, sorry, that's why I took so long
This whooooooooooooole section with the Island of Freedom is something new altogether, so I hope you'll like it being a bit different and quirky
The belt in her hand looked like a ballgag.
I still wouldn't take a risk with a Brazilian pointing a gun at me. Now sue their asses off. Did you get your stuff back?
On one hand, that's really fucking amusing, on the other hand, I've seen and read stuff that implies that a chimp could get a gun there so it's still probably a safe bet to not fuck with robbers
Well I wasn't there,, but I'm glad that they didn't do anything
And no, we didn't get our stuff back nasse, he already sold the phones for like, 50 bucks when they caught him
We can only hope he stays in jail for a long time when the judgement happens
sorry I got distracted
It's allright, just wanted to check everything is allright
What, you mean like a .22?
I mean, it's great that they caught them, and it's probably better safe than sorry. Who knows, maybe they'll be able to track the phones down.>>803970>not recognizing a metal buckle
I guess they've been out of fashion for quite a while, but still.
True, they are just really dumb
I don't know since I wasn't there when it happened
But thanks, but I doubt the phones will ever be found >>803981
No! They're above petty revenge
Is that a fucking deathclaw?
It was a joke about .22's being "toy guns."The joke is that no gun is a toy.
Uh, no. That's not how this works. That's a human with Deathclaw bits attached.
You mean Deathclaws aren't super pretty girls in swimsuits?
Damn, what do I have to look up for in Fallout now?
>It's a DM raid leads a ragtag pug through an entire wing of a fresh raid when all he wanted to do was a quick daily quest episode
Why would anybody listen to you in the first place.
I can present the mechanics of a battle in an understandable manner and don't get mad at people for failing
You forgot to spoiler again
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FUCK SPOILER IMAGES
>playing some SMT4
>enter a demon's lair
>trash is all around my level and great for some xp
>get to boss
>if he gets to attack he can wipe my whole team
>manage a setup which deals over 2k damage to him a turn
>get 2 turns in before he can do anything
>still get wiped as soon as he attacks
Just fuck my demons up.
>PC suddenly stops working again
>Black screen after restarting
Been working fine since I got it back. Especially worrisome to see a black screen after a full restart.
Just a black screen while everything else was running fine?
>Lose against team
>Switch to defense, Groves leaves
>Win against team
It's not the triumph but the fight desu
>>804002>do 3v3>be Hog with a 2stack>we win, the 2stack trash talks the other team>que again>I am against the 2-stack that was trashtalking with the team they were trashtalking>we win
Also, today I made four people leave 3v3 who felt like the need to alt+f4 after some hooks
It just restarted itself while I was playing OW. Except it's only showing a black screen right now, even after restarting it again.
Boy oh boy if this is another dead mobo I'll have quite the collection.
Usually if my computer suddenly crashes during OW it's due to lack of memory, I think some of my RAM has a bad sector or something. Leave it off for about an hour and see if it improves.
Or clean house at the RAM-parts
Also, if it is
another dead mobo I'd just trash the whole tower and buy fresh parts since something is very fucking wrong
Or you're just the unluckiest man
Does the shop have insurance/warranty on it?
I think I'll just deal with this shit tomorrow.
Maybe Wf is right and one of my RAM sticks is faulty. I dunno.
Guess no OW tonight then?
EU server though, allright?
Also, I'll log in in 5, let me make a spot of tea first
It's an amazing feeling.>>804018
To be fair, if I had the choice between staying a villain or turning into a rainbow vomit-colored bug, I'd stay a villain too.
Do you have Armello, BDN? it's a cool game I'm sure you'd like it
I wonder who signed off on the Changedlings design, or who made it in the first place.
Now we just need to know about Chiizu and Nopononopono
gimme a half-hour for dinner, then I'm free.>>804020>>804023
It's supposed to be modeled after a japanese beetle or something, but it's definitely an example of pastel gone wrong.
Okay, Nopo is OwOing, and Cheesu will take a few
Wanna warm up with a quick match with me, Fidgeto?
I've heard of it. The cat that's with them is formerly a witch's familiar, I think, or falls in love with one, and it doesn't end well.
Also one of them sees the true forms of the dead, as horribly noted in the one with the sheep.
This sounds really cool, what's it called? Someone's uploading it in LOL threads.
Oh, never mind, it's called Beasts of Burden.
But who's the bigger Luke of your heart?
BUT LOOK AT THIS DVA
THAT I JUST FOUND
L U N A R
U _ _ _ A
N _ _ _ N
A _ _ _ U
R A N U L
I just saw it on the official twitter
Ugly glasses… eh, maybe it will look better in game, though?
>The Dva Skin is better than the Mei Skin
Is it just impossible to make a good skin for Mei, all jokes about Mei aside? I mean really, seriously now
She doesn't have enough distinguishing features.
From Reddit>Rooster Hanzo skin (for year of the Rooster)>"See through the cock's eye.">"The cock is sated."
Monkey King Winston?https://i.imgur.com/lLwqf8o.png
That would be a must-collect for me.
Suspected Tracer voice line?
>Year of the Cock? No thanks!
Next time I will make the fucking lobby and I will disable the fucking spirit stone victory
Just watch me
It's funny that despite all that Cheesy STILL won
Do it. It'll be great!
Yuge victories for everyone.God I fucking hate RNG-based systems. Especially PvP ones.
Get wrecked kiddos>That misclick at the end though
I was just waiting for somebody to slap me for two more damage.
I told you
Armello isn't a video game
It's a fucking dice-simulator where you can watch all your best laid plans get fucked in the ass by random chance>>804048
Oh wow, he could win with the dumbest, simplest, most no-effort win condition?
What a fucking surprise!>>804050
Oh yeah, drawing nothing but pacts and settlement cards for three turns was great
Simply ebin, so skilled
Moonrock victory so even a simple hick like you can win :')
This is mario party levels of salt.
Happens when there's no player interaction in a 'game' about competing with each other
LITERALLY MARIO PARTY
You don't deserve that much luck>>804051
Even if he didn't had the stones he could have probally beaten the king and lived
You missed it all, it was amazing
There's no way you live with 2 hp against the king unless you have at least 6 def on items and roll even more
Turn 10 king has like two dozen dice, plus all your misses
…Fuck, Armello is
Mario Party. Four players moving around a board, rolling dice, and being able to lay traps (send boos) after each other… Fuck.
he still had a chance!
Fine by me; I usually go for combat or prestige victory anyway.>>804051
The first half of the game you were salty at Fidget, the second half of the game you were salty at me.
And this coming from someone who was playing River, whose "kill the king with no risk" ability is just as bullshit, if not moreso.>>804052
A fairly accurate comparison.
You should have seen it; I was going to win, but misclicked and went into the peril Fidget had been trying to access for several turns and beat it.>>804055
Luck? That was pretty much luck yeah.
>>804057>>804054It's like Mario Party with Animals>>804059
Armello is almost entirely luck, let's face it
Or he could have died but he didn't
Since the three of us was incapable of killing him over the course of two turns when he was on 2 hp>>804059
And clearly I was going for that
I didn't even enter the palace
Because I was going for a Prestige victory
You should have let me try and hit the king. Then I'd know the futility of it.
Well, now you know one of the key parts of getting a Prestige victory: hunting down and eliminating anyone who tries to enter the palace with even a chance of beating the king.>>804062
I probably should have, but you probably wouldn't have ever gotten through the peril anyway.
Let's face it Nopo
you just have the worst luck for anything, and that spreads to those near you
Just remember this
Never EVER go to Vegas or any other cassino
Yeah, I did that by powering up the perils
And I more than 15 gold to use things like… you know, snipe and shit, which do 2 damage to people
It's just that I got nothing but pacts
Part of the problem was that I was using spells to boost my mobility enough to complete all my quests/reach spirit stones.
Next time I'll play Elyssia or one of the rats instead, see if you guys fare any better against that.
Oh boi the rats
At least they are not unkillable tanks like the bear or the DLCWolf
Yes, because being a sneaky little shit will make things even better.>>804067>Magna>unkillable tank
Who died the most? Who had fuckall in equipment for eight turns? Gee, I forget.
Well I sure as fuck doN't want to go to combat with someone who starts with 6 fight
>>804067>Sana the 2-Fight mage>Unkillable tank
Six health does not make one unkillable, especially if their gear sucks/your gear is great.>>804068
At least now I'll be blatant about my sneakiness.
I recall I ran into you once and you brought me from full to dead, though I just barely brought you down as well (after you'd already been attacked by something).
The other one, Sana has no fight>>804071
Yeah, that's the thing, I was equipped well, but I could not just go out and fight either you or Cheesy because I'd have died in the process
She has good fight against banes and the king
everything else… not so much, unless someone goes for a rot victory
Also don't worry Nopo, next time we can team up until either of us betray the other in the very end
To be honest, we all should have been against Cheesy from the start since his account is a full level higher than ours was.
Hey now, that just means I've played on my own against randoms before. It's not my fault that winning nets you three or four stars.
I wouldn't know, I've never won in either of the two whole games I've played.
Isn't that you, though? Since Andy doesn't play.
I've won once and it only gave me one star
Excuse me? What makes oyu think I'm the biggest furry here?
So close now>>804082>Deer scientist videos
Stayed up waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too fucking late
That's an amazingly cute penke
Lemon introduced me to the artist!>>804084
Yes! Tell me!
Yeti hunter is pretty good
You have, bar none, posted the most furry things here out of anyone. And that's including DM's and MSOB's capra drawings. If that doesn't make you the biggest Brazilian furry we know, then I don't know what does.
>>804089>Me bar none
Fidget that is a fucking lie and you can't back that up!
And DM's and MSOB's and mine don't count and you know it!
face it, I'm as much of a furry as you, cheesy or Andy are, you flipping Americans
Not to mention you've got the closest thing to a full-blown fursona of anybody on the sub.
>>804091>Full blown fursona
Excuse me, Marina is not a fursona. She is a character with more art than is reasonable. She does not serve as a self-insert in any way, shape, or form.And by that logic, everyone has fursonas because we're all playing ponies and gryphons and dogs.
I was referring to Maali, the gay deer that Maali plays in almost every quest.
Besides, Marina is more like Fidget's finsona
Oh. Then my post is redacted.>>804096
Daughteru. There is a difference.
I am already past that phase, mind you
I didn't actually read it, I just got the link from le reddits>>804097
Being able to imagine yourself as someone radically different is a symptom of not having autism.
I might actually be able to run Travel tomorrow, will you be free?
Actually tomorrow I most likely won't be available
Darn it, I'll see if I'm free next week and let you know.
Gonna push otr to a later date then
It's an offshoot of empathy, which is impossible for autists to understand. Or so I've been told.
I thought after all this time you've forgotten Travel!
These are some good news, I'm glad
There are a lot of slots in Germany
I'll risk alcohol poisoning though
Christmas time is just lots of busy work for me, sorry about that.
I probably won't make it tomorrow, so you might have to play without me
Really embarrassing to say this after saying I'd be available, sorry DM >>804108
Its alright, run when you feel able to >>804107
Come to Brazil
I get bitten by enough mosquitos as it is!
Also, holy fuck sleeping before midnight for the first time in years feels amazing
I wish I was at home, drawing horsecock
Let go of your WoW demons!
Too late, I'm already dead.
>need to copy a web page's files over from an apache server to a memory stick
>all the .txt files come over full of [NULL]
My guild needs me so they can suck less
Beb 2 pep 2: 2ded
I wish I was at home, drawing.
I'll probably head off and buy Burning of Prospero today. I don't think I have a use for Ahriman and that Spes Wulf guy though.
I just got home
A class about defining art was pretty fun, needed a change of pace in school
I could buy the custodes off you then
After all they were bought with my tax money :~}
Not this time, I netted myself some spare money by carrying firewood into storage for my grandparents and my mom.
Besides, they're not bought yet. Maybe I'll buy an imperial knight for the same price instead?
The knight is a cool model too, I have one waiting on my table
[petrolium jelly intensifies]
Very nice, how are you going to paint it?
What nasse said. My models are too good to be ruined by my painting.
I think I'd enjoy painting a knight with my airbrush. Too bad shit's expensive and I don't necessarily want to buy expensive models I can't use in the game.
I don't get it
Did you see the thing I was drawing?
I meant one of your or DM's models.
And no I don't believe I've seen the most recent thing you're working on.
Deer you go
I don't have any pictures of models either of us painted at hand right now.
>got press-ganged into a fucking sports program in this working hell
Looks good so far. Once those sketch lines get erased I'm sure I won't see a bug face in her butt.>>804140
You have to play baseball or soccer now?
Also yes, probably
It only starts in a few weeks though so I don't know
I just see a bug face in her butt.
>Only a few hours of sleep so far
>Still need to do a big reading assignment too today, which wouldn't be a big deal unless
>Need to have time for Breezie too
Hmm, well, I can probably read a lot during post downtime.
Only with the sketch lines, the cheeks are like the eyes and the sketch lines are the inner eyes, and the lips are kind of like a sideways mouth.
>Got BDN-sama's letter
I do sort of want a new D.va skin, but this is pretty lame
I have always disliked Chinese new year events
This is interesting information, now I know that none of you guys read what happened on the meta while you were asleep.
How can I leverage this? Hmmm
The man with no taste strikes again.
I did read the meta, and I did see you post them.
It was just easier to respond to groves.>>804158>LOOK AT ME, I AM WEARING A RED KIMONO AND I HAVE A FLOATING LAMP AREN'T I COOL THIS TOTALLY ISN'T PANDERING TO THE CHINESE PLAYERBASE
>>804159>Breaking news: Chink characters celebrate chink holiday. More on this developing story on the 24th.
I can only assume you're also triggered by the other events then. They're all clear pandering.
>>804160>>804159>Look at me! I'm wearing an elf costume and I have voice lines about Christmas aren't
I cool this totally isn't pandering to the western playerbase!
You could pander to your playerbase
I received the letter.
Thanks a lot.
My parents also wanted to give you best wishes and that you're always welcome to visit again.
I'm just really not a fan of chinese and japanese aesthetics but everyone whips out their dicks to a silk robe and some hairpins.
These skins are still fucking awful.
I mean you could literally make this argument for every event skin.
Tomorrow seems likely>>804164
Dva's mech is really nice, but I think what people really like about Dva's skin is that this is the first one for her which shows bare legs
>>804166>this is the first one for her which shows bare legs
Stop lewding that Korean child!
My problem is not with the bare legs, the problem is hat the colors on that dress and the design of it is just awful
Seems fine to me. Actually most of Mei's skin seems alright too but the face rigging is terrible. It may look better in game without the full retard rigging since she won't be making that stupid face.
Have you watched LWA yet?
We've been meaning to stram it.
I'm still waiting for that
I saw the movie but not the series
Reminds me of how I only need one more win to complete a quest so obviously I only que up decks that counter me and I also draw like garbage
Series is only just starting, but apparently you don't need to have seen the two movies to start watching it since it's a reboot.
Little witches are for being little>>804175>Soft rebooting has even reached the Japs
I'd still watch it with your group, though.
Isabelle and Daria need to choke on a big fat chode
I mean it makes sense that they want to keep it accessible to people who haven't watched the movies.
It's a different storyline anyway from what I hear.
The mayor's aide from Animal Crossing?>>804178
I was mostly teasing anyway. I mean, it makes sense honestly. It's kind of like if they made Harry Potter as a quick overview of his seven years at school but then wanted to make a series out of it. Well all those missed opportunities when they're getting settled into school in year 1!
I feel like I saw this before… and that it had an attached story.
Unf lewd the pointy ears
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Look at this tank, this tank is amazing
Are those clones>>804163
>Windows photo app won't stop acting like I was constantly tapping the right arrow key
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
I think they are just witches
give it a lick it tastes just like raisins?
>Been running memory tests on my PC for like 3 hours now
>Can't find anything wrong
Actually, it tastes like lead paint.
Shame no one's watching, put this in your journal:
Dear Diary, chinchillas sure are nocturnal.
Check on your animal facts next time Trevor
Ooh you sure get nice coats at world of leather
Is your sheet ready?
Yeah! I need to level up Ribbon considerably though
I can help if you like.
And please send the fairweather sheet already so I can input it into roll20 already
>Hacked another POTG as sombra
Always worth it>>804195
I'll post it now, as for Ribbon, I'll probably just do stat advances. Unless you have some ideas for utility abilities available to NPCs that would make me a little more useful?
I can't think of anything specific immediately. I think there's a way to give her the ability to track npc's, as a Class ability, but I'd need to check.
When do you plan on running your quest again?
>try a game of comp
>all plats on our team, all diamond on the other
>2 2 2 instead of meta
>3 Russians arguing on teamchat
>we get rolled like shit
Comp sure is a lot of fun!
You'll be here tonight for bzzz right?
I mean, you're making it sound like that doesn't happen in QP even more often.
2 2 2 is still pretty good regardless of tankmeta at pro level, I wouldn't complain about 2/2/2
In plat you start to feel the weight of 222, especially since those who run it usually don't follow the scene and don't know how to play as well.
I'm in plat and I see both teams 2/2/2 a lot
Yeah, it's pretty common. More common than triple tank at least.
I've been playing at 2.8k+ and only saw 222 mentioned once, at which everyone told him no.
Sounds like the European playerbase is a lot more obsessive about the pro meta, and the American meta is more conscious that it applies less ot them
You can say that but there are serious advantages with running 3 tanks. We are not talking pro meta with mccree nailing all headshots, 3 tanks doesn't need crazy skills to work.
Symmetra Torb shuts down a lot of teams, even up in diamond, and that's far from pro meta
Finally a good team
Except for the McCree who can't hit pharah and refuses to communicate or switch or be useful
Comp suuuuuuuuuuuure is fun
Fucking love seeing those numbers go down
Doesn't disprove a thing.
Nothing has been proven to begin with anyway
GOLD ELO HERE WE COME
FUCK THAT I AM NOT STOPPING UNTIL BRONZE
You should relax with a single player game.
XCOM's Long War 2 is out!
€12 on humble monthly.
OH Shit, you're right>15 days remaining
Remind me in a week, please
Hopefully I'll have my money by then
>>804224>$90 in steam account>80% off on Humble Bundle for one of the only games I'm interested in
Meanwhile, the inventor of gift cards giggles in his golden grave.
Actually, Blockbuster went out of business
>go to shop that sells warhams
>Pick up Imperial Knight
>Behind it was hidden a box of devastators
It was fate
In time, Fidget will know the tragic extent of our failings.
By the way, there's a dev update from DDhttp://www.darkestdungeon.com/radiant-mode-dev-update/
A hippie and his faithful beast, a bond formed in the crucible of the kitchen
>underage jonnes trying to play the slots and being noisy as hell got blown the fuck out by an angry cook at the gas stop restaurant
Oh right, they have those slot machines things at supermarkets and stuff, right? I vaguely remember.
What are they actually? They can't be full gambling machines, right?
Yes it is, I guess
You put money in and might win some back
Pretty sure they are just a variant of slot machines.
Gambling laws are kind of weird in most of Yurop. Casinos are generally 18/21+ year olds only, but then there's shit like this at our funfairs with no age restrictions whatsoever. Pretty sure these things are popular in parts of Asia as well, right?
Well, coin pushers are explicitly aimed at kids, and that's why they are illegal in Finland. Here we just have varieties of "push button and see if the odds favor you". Usually with flashy lights.
After a year of inactivity I'm finally back to the Dullahan fight in SMT4.
On one hand, all type of gamlbing and slot machines outside of casinos here are banned
On the other hand, I know it was a move by the Government to get Andy Vajna, their friendly oligarch rich with the Casino business, since a normal, logical government wouldn't reduce the taxes on casinos after outlawing slot machines anywhere but in casinos
In places like Japan and Hong Kong, they get around it with you putting in tokens you buy and not money, and then you trade in the tokens for gifts.
So THIS is what tumblr calls "triggered".
IT EVEN HAS A SCARY SPOOPY ONI MASK AS A SYMBOL WOW ISN'T IT COOL IT'S JUST LIKE BLEACH AND NARUTO xDDDDDDD
You are 5 years too late to the weeaboo hate train!
I know which mod I'm not playing
Or at least not without fucking modding it myself so it's not something this retarded
Blame the Japanese and the Weaabos
Should have dropped more nukes when you could have
The breezies were inside of you all along >>804250
Make sure to bring tiny flowers
Good night you mean
>all the fucking krauts won't speak English
That'd get annoying.
Oh yeah, what are you doing up so late now? >>804256
You know that's not what I meant!
Also what is that breezie even doing
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Fluttershy REALLY likes Breezies!
You know that doesn't answer my question
Hey, wanna go cave exploring in your quest sometime?
If you're interested. Perhaps another of master's encouragements.
maybe we- can talk about it on steam.
k, but for today I have class, and I have to do a big reading before Sion's quest starts!
Looking forward to it
why is that brezzy so full
She felt a tad peckishThat's the official story, at least
I don't know, am I?
'1d2'Roll #1 1 = 1
[kelani comes in out of nowhere and hits on you]
I really feel like garbage, just want to sleep 6 hours until time to leave for class
He'll have to do a real good charm to seduce me!
'1d10+3' resisting!Roll #1 10 + 3 = 13
+2 to bluff +1 for flower +1 for wings +1 for southern accent +1 for mood lighting
'1d10+6'Roll #1 3 + 6 = 9
It's like he isn't even trying!
Sorry!>inb4 he tries again with a disguise
But he has wings!
He can pretend to be a zony!
but they're rare, so its a high bluff check
There's a negative perception modifier with zeebs around, you know that!
Well, let's be honest Morrigan is an autist with awful parents
Kelani is much more down to earth, despite being a pegasus
she doesn't explain it away she transforms
We can only speculate, since Andy only played her in the mysterious roll20quest!
I mean with parents like that, you're going to turn out to be a school shooter or something!
Her childhood is kind of a happy tale.
Spent her days exploring castles and woods. Wanted to fit in so badly that she learned transformation magic, and it turns out that was what she was meant to do.
Learned an important art of magic from possibly the last alive practicer.
Be careful if you don't want to end up back in the knife Prima. I can't promise you won't end up at the bottom of the special toy drawer!
For real though as fun as this is I feel really bad and should sleep for a while, I hope I awaken feeling better by the time Sion runs Brz, but no promises
well don't get sick
I'm going to lunch if nothing is happening.
>>804296>pegging with a knife
Somehow I suspect Prima would consider it a little undignified for her status, though
As long as the sheath is off, it's not that bad
Also, go and sleep then so you can be ready for quest!
This art looks jap
@ Sion I'm getting the scroll casting feat as my extra gear feat this time.
You read between the lines.
Prerequisites: Crafting (Inscription) focus
Benefit: You may substitute your Crafting skill bonus in place
of Spellcasting when casting from a scroll. The scroll’s effects are
determined as if your Caster Level is equal to your Career Level
minus 2 (minimum 1).
The worst thing about this is that people buy this for twice the price since they can't be assed to spend 15 seconds peeling an orange and then wiping their hands
but they're ready to eat
But peeling is half the fun!
You can also put the peels on the windowsill or top of the heater to give the room a nice fresh smell as the peels dry!
I usually put them into garbage disposal>tfw no kid appettite >tfw have to get only one orange at a time instead of the money saving bags
I mean, oranges I eat one by one too, and usually just share with roomies
tangerines though, oh lord
I buy a kilogram and just binge-eat it then suffer because it's really bad to eat so many citrus-like fruits but they just taste so good I cannot stop
Post your favorite fruit
Pears and grapes are close too though
What the fuck is this synchronized shitposting?
What do you mean?
But its a great fruit!
Wow you two!
But at least that means you both love me!
Yeah, your efforts of winning our hearts have not been fruitless
Just trash it>>804326
Orange you glad that I joined the sub?
Stop bullying! >>804329
Do you think that would stop the demonspawn lurking inside?
No, but it's not your problem at that point
There is a decision you can make in Bzzz right now though.
Yes, but you gotta roll a 1d20+7
'1d20+7'Roll #1 10 + 7 = 17
Petilia and Fairweather only know two entrances to the Refinery.
The main entrance and the delivery entrance on the outside. They can choose where to go next session.
As a Tinker, you additionally know two other entrances:>The maintenance tunnel access: is inside the Hollow and leads to the tunnel complex under the Refinery. Might be handy to circumvent the guards. You know the tunnels well.>The Auxiliary Access: You know of this tunnel that's next to the Loading Bay. You've never used it as it is part of the wind energy network and could get you buzzed like a fly but it would be an entrance no one expects.
You can chose where to! But you don't know that Petilia and Fairweather are also at the Refinery.
How unlucky that they can't get picked up.>potential electrocution
Uh, I think I'll stick to the classic maintenance entry
It's just really fucking retarded
Could they not come up with something that involves swords and is not some weaabo garbage?
ARE YOU STILL TRIGGERED BY THAT?
In other news, I want to replace the Phook with a katana.
What would you
have called the steal stabby class?
The only person who uses a sword, which is a straight sword, is Lady Maria, and she is an eccentric whore who, y'know, also has an SMG.>>804343>>804344
Yes, a totally out of place japanese term is just tons of fun
But I'm already using a staff in the first place…
Also katanas are good to cut unarmored stuff.
Hey, I find calling the Shoot-and-Overwatch class Ranger stupid too, since Rangers are Special Forces and more inclined to use stealth than shoot everything. I just don't think it's dumb enough to make the entire mod pointless.
The nigger class.>>804346
Just for that, I'm going to name every single one of mine after you.
They also all broke decades ago
Literally all of them are now broken into pieces like the garbage they are
Unless you steal a fucking jet and woosh right over to Japan you're not going to find one.>>804348
That was clearly an exxageration, but still
It irks me so much
Also, Ranger is at least a western term and not some totally out of place oriental garbage
It's like having 8 classes named normally and then just calling the 9th grenadier class "Allah's Glorious Jihadist" or something
I bet Wyby would love to forge one for me.
>>804351>folds it 999 times>dies of his cancer before the 1000th
Is that what you want?
I wasn't the one who gave him cancer fam!
For all you know, it may have been!
Maybe Mona tracked the lung cancer in on her shoes when she didn't wipe them at the door!
Not how cancer works.
Oh really, did Mona read that in the latest issue of Science Journal?
Probably not because cancer was cured pre-apocalypse but she doesn't know that yet
I doubt she knows what cancer is.
Well, XCOM is a global organization after all.
By XCOM2, the Resistance is just a bunch of losers and riff raff you recruited. Shinobi and Ninja sneaking around and messing with Advent stuff is all they have to go on, so I'm not surprised they'd ape it.
Heck, my last XCOM2 team was composed of Mad Max people, a Shinobi would be a step up for them and the Resistance!
I'd be baited by those eyes.
That pony does indeed have very pretty eyes
they shine bright like a crystal
No but it reminds me I need to draw something today>>804363
How cheesy >>804364>>804365
I want those eyes.
But crystals don't shine!
Crystals reflect and break light that shines on them, but their hearts shine the brightest
Kinda creepy >>804371
Hey why am I mean?
taunting me about molinya
Should Mabel have a lewd
cameo in Bzzz?
How would that even work
I'm sure Wf has some ideas
I didn't mean to taunt you…
I mean, just now.
There's news about a bomb surfacing in Budapest like every month since it was shelled to shit in the war.>>804379>>804380
Well that was a load of ass
Yes, we were just posting mabel.
Yes, as it turns out I may have outpaced my guild a little so we lacked the damage output needed to clear a raid I've beaten a few times with randoms
You were a tank or?
Move to a better guild more on your level?
I got the imperial knight dakka, just finished building.
I just wish I had two of these so I could build the melee weapons.
easier said my friend
And now you will look for a new guild and the cycle will continue.>>804393
It's pathfinder. Which means no, not really.
>>804393>those icons>that first everything
don't join those guys
also its just a race splat for pathfinder, nothing particularly special. They look unbalanced to me, but I mean, its pathfinder so everything is.
Not to sound confrontational but what does the system you guys play offer?>>804396>don't join those guys
lolno I just got them from a Roll20 thread
I have no real desire to move up too much, since once you go too high it actually becomes an obligation and people become insufferable.
FC offers actual melee classes.
After trying a lot of things, I learned that the only real important thing is that everyone involved can agree on the rules. Fighting about rules is the worst, and this is a huge time sink: making the characters, setting out the map, arranging the times.. if you're having a bad experience then there isn't a point.
We don't really play anything special. Fantasycraft has been used a bit, but we are already phasing it out. At this point I just pick specialized systems for the setting I want to run.
Specific systems for specific settings.
I cleared a wing of the new raid on day 1 with a bunch of derp-ass pugs, that's the closest I've ever gotten.
>>804402>tfw I remember browsing the news for SWP wings opening and who killed the bosses first and all that
I still love this video to this day
easy enough to find a guild that's slightly better
people are generally insufferable anyway
Such a dumb pony does not deserve to be so pretty
Hey what's the name, in hungarian, for when outsiders force or trick many factions into fighting each other until only one remains?
I'm watching Arrival, and seems like hungary has a word for that whole thing!
I'd have guessed Fidéz
Hahhahahahah, okay, I actually laughed at that. God damnit Groves.>>804411>>804413
It's not a word, dumbass, it's a phrase from communist times called szalámitaktika
It means, you guessed, salami tactics, because together the salami is mighty but it disperses if you slice it down to small parts
So the 'divide and conquer' but in simple terms because even the walls had ears in the 1940s
Don't call me
a dumbass, the movie said it!
Well it's still not a word, it's a phrase!
IT's a breeziehole.
They're tinkering away to keep the changeling nest running.
Does this mean I can finally give gypsies homes in the ovens.
It's okay because they only suck out a tiny amount of love out of you
Can you feed it with enough love so it doesn't sneak into other rooms and cause problems?
I'm guessing March. They said they still have a lot of dev diaries with stuff coming up, so it's gonna be a while.
Next diary is going to cover orbital habitats, so I'm guessing ring worlds might become a buildable thing as well in the late game.
'1d10' feed it with affectionate petsRoll #1 1 = 1
its just getting used to its new home
normal for pets!
'2d10' quickly catch her and put her back in the bird cageRoll #1 4, 4 = 8
It's like when a bird accidentally flies inside your room and can't find the way out
>movie about aliens is actually about loss.jpg
Okay but what if deer
But is it about spoilers
Oh dear.>>804437die die die
Hentai desu ne.
Only a perv would put horse meat in their sushi.
You don't eat the girl you eat the sushi off of, unless you frequent some really shady restaurants
You don't eat sushi off a girl either, unless you frequent some kinda shady restaurants.
what a sushi ponoe
Don't be silly.
Changeling Breezies don't exist!
They're just legends.
I can't help but laugh at something like that, sorry.
I mean, I'd try it.Sushi, that is. Only ate it like… twice. And it was leftover takeaways that got offered to me after parties.
Sushi's good. It's great, actually.
I mean, from what I tried, it tastes like rice and raw fish.
So really fucking bland, basically.
Two bombs really weren't enough.
Speaking of sushi, some OW?
I want to genji.
Reason I never tried is because it's fucking expensive as shit for tiny portions in hungary
I guess over here I could try, since I like fish fillets
Egg sushi is good, though. It's very sweet.
I frequently think every now and then that I do like eggs a lot.
I eat them boiled, I eat them friedMy knowledge of eggs is tremendously wide
Of course you'd think that, you weeblord.>>804455
2late. Can't talk right now.>>804459
Just tried out the Factorio demo. Seems fun.
Oh, it has a demo?
I should try that too.
As I said, it seems like it could be fun to play together in small portions
>Watching the end of Trump's speech at the White House going on right now
>Huge fireworks display spelling out USA suddenly lights up the sky
Okay, I admit that made me laugh.
Remember Groves, anime is real now.
But it's also double funny to me because my favourite YT let's player Northernlion is bald and is called Egg by the fanbase>>804463
Hahah, for fucking real?
I find it refreshingly simple and filling. Surprising because of the small portions, but that's also nice. actually kind of similiar to a hotdog: meat on or sandwhiched into a squishy carb. Most people use sauce, toppings, or spread to make it taste different. Takes more than one to fill you.
Sadly the comparison is lost on me because I always take my hot dogs to artisan level cuisine aka I throw a bunch of random shit on it not just the holy trinity of condiments
Obviously it was those nefarious Russian hackers. Who knew they could hack fireworks?
Oh, well that's fine, I usually just have ketchup or nothing myself. But its a little boring, so sometimes you put something else on it. nacho cheese is the most sickeningly good I've done
For me it's either just ketchup/mustard or (very rarely) chili/cheese.
You're making me feel like eating a hot dog now you fuckers.
Grilled dogs are best dogs.
Boiled is garbage, and don't even get me started on the sad state of microwaved hot dogs.
>>804475>corn>on a hot dog
The onion I can understand, but corn?
A chilly dog is something entirely different! Its fine to indulge there, I even put like onions or other things if they're available, and I almost never eat onion. since you should only eat one if you're also using fries
Just try it
It's fucking amazing
It's the perfect harmony of tastes
Get that fucking corn out of here and we have a deal.
Cheese is kind of optional as well.
What's your problem with corn?
It shouldn't go on a hot dog.
Is there anything wrong with just enjoying the sausage and the bun?
And maybe some mashed potatoes in it too
Too plain for me
Nothing wrong with it, but it's kind of boring. I do hate it if there's too much shit on it too though. Sometimes the bread gets drenched in a liter of sauce which makes it disgusting.
Corn is great on anything
>>804482>mashed potatoes>on your hotdog
what the fuck are you doing
A plain dog is fine too.>>804478
Hot dogs are unfortunately off the menu for the foreseeable future. I'm dragged into the "better living" diet of measured food and quinoa instead of rice.I hate it so. The most decadent thing we've eaten was pancakes made out of protein powder. Save me.
I just really don't like making a mess on myself and the floor>>804485>>804488
Sometimes all you need to enjoy is the meat
Maali that's what plates are for. Or bowls.
But your mashed potato will fall onto the floor and everything that way, and you can't use gravy.
I bet you enjoy that meat all too often you little perv.
Oh yeah sure
it's just that most of the hotdogs I had are like, on the go so I usually ask for them without so much stuff in them
Or if possible I ask if they can be pressed
The ones I usually eat at home are made with tomato sauce and these terrible potato things>>804491
What the hell is this… gravy?>>804492
Traditional sausages are the only pork meat I think I enjoy
I wonder if there exists chicken sausages
>>804493>what is gravy
I can't I'm out
Forgive him, Andy, for he lives in barbarous lands.
gravy is meat milk and it is disgusting in my opinion. Everyone else i've ever met loves the stuff though.
Bring some gravy from the store when you come back>>804495
Not that kind of meat milk. It's a reductive sauce made from meat drippings from cooking, essentially.
Most legible, texturing on a business card is just kitsch.
Oh that does soounds gross>>804498>Echoes of the time Sylt meme'd on me
No, it's good, it's not just oil and fat or whatever you're thinking of. It's kind of thick, not as thick as cheese sauce, and goes really well with potatoes.
Allen, of course.
Anyone who thinks differently has 0taste
Allen's is the best, though I'm a texturefag so Bryce's is my fave.>>804505
Yes, that's what it is.
Well dang, I feel stupid now
It's okay, we're probably missing out on some Brazilian food we've never heard of. I'd suggest something but I don't know any Brazilian food.
I throwed it on google translate and all I got was 'sauce' and 'meat juice'
And Brazillian foods aren't all that interesting
We have a dish that is made of a fried root
What like a potato?
No I mean it's literally a root
a trip to google shows it's called Cassava
Oh like a potato.
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Potatoes are basically roots, Maali. Though maybe a comparison to carrots would be more accurate?