I WOKE UP
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>tfw don't know what food to buy and make
Meatballs & fries
Not bad actually, too bad there's only one kind of pre-made meatballs I can eat that I know of
Or buy some mincemeat, sauce in a jar and macaroni
Trust me, sauce and pasta is the cheapest lunch there can be.
Tomatoes are disgusting, only good for ketchup
I used to think that too, then I grew up.
1 - Chicken and Fries
2 - Chicken legs and rice
3 - Pork and Fries
4 - Sausage, bacon and Fries
Roll #1 2 = 2
Well, maybe in Italy where sauce is given out in fountains!
How are you holding up
considering throwing my sister off a cliff like the spartans and seeing if she can fight off wolves
Doing super shitty art
I'll never be a good drawquest maker at this rate
We call that move a 'Taygetus Positivity Test'
Soon we can celebrate the one year aniversary
I walked to the mall and back, bringing with me food for the rest of the week at least
I used my super shitty USSR backbag
we could get a few posts in at least
can we preform the taygetus test on the anniversary of last post of witch quest?
I don't think you can throw the sub off a cliff
I'm not sure it was used as a test either…
Crashing this sub
But we use it as a saying with some of my friends to determine if someone registers as positive on the 'throw it off a cliff' scale or not>>858816
With no survivors?
I'll throw my niece off the cliff too. Best case scenario, your sister survives the fall and is stuck taking care of a kid while also dealing with the wolves.
they'll expect a post in the wreckage
Did we start the shitpost?
When did you want to OTR?
Well, I am just here in the morning today, tomorrow I can come for a bit longer.
I pushed for the events to happen in the evening anyway.
>barneyfag bait thread on /v/
>degenerates into furry porn
>degenerates into actual CP
>hits bump and image limits in 30 minutes
>no mod intervention whatsoever
>currently archived on /v/ like any other thread
This is 2005 tier moderation.
Oh yeah, I don't know when you'll be around, so happy birthday
wtf /v/ >>858827
When do you think people will be around?
Well, I'm not going to go looking for it, but it sounds like someone fucked up bigtime
Not a clue tbh
I'd need to bug Maali
>vet's at a funeral and may not be able to see my dog before the weekend
At least there's some good news in that his initial prognosis is that she's probably got mastitis, not cancer, which would make treating it as simple as giving her antibiotics and relieving the pressure for a few weeks.>>858824
I remember there was a thread that devolved into furry porn a few months ago too. Not sure it got deleted either.
Furry porn threads are daily, the CP is the wtf part.
I thank the heavens that despite more than a decade on 4chan I still have not seen a single image of that sort
It would be more disgusting than all the gore and rekt threads I've ever seen combined
Well you like the gore and rekt threads so that's not saying much!
Oh gosh its Andy's birthday again?
I need to put it down on my calendar which exaact day it is
There is a popular webm recently that is a bit too far for me and get posted at least three times every thread.
It is some south american cartel bullshit where someone is given industrial amounts of meth so he stays alive while they literally skin his face
It's pretty fucking rough
Consider yourself bugged
Pretend I posted the birthday image but move the number up a bit.Happy Birthday in advance, since we are all saying it now
Are you saying I should draw Maali as a changeling?
Also i'm avaiable on weekends since I'm unrealiable on weekdays now
Roll #1 2 = 2
Two for one it has to be
Two for one
You for me
Two to the one to the one to the three
Think you can keep up with me?
I'm in the zone with the MVP
DOOMFIST DEV UPDATE
RELEASED TWO MINUTES AGO
I had a dream the other day
That there was a secret on this latest patch in OW
That if you start a game in the lunar Secret base in a certain side, and go back in a door in spawn, you could find Doomfist stuck and trapped in an unlit room
This doesn't look like at all like the one in my dreams
Either way thanks for linking nopo
Try it with Boxing Gloves
>>858848>>858849>doom fist was stolen>it was a buff black guy
>>858847>>858853>Doomfist's motivation is an exact copy of the bad guys from Nier Automata>game came out 4 or so months ago
What an incredible
gtg for now
see you around tomorrow probably
Right, see you then!>>858854
He has been in developement for longer than that
Doesn't take that much to write 2 lines of motivation, the lore is anemic anyway.
He's been in the game since launch, lorewise, with Numbani
And the reveal trailer
But we knew literally nothing about him
Doesn't mean he was not developed story-first gameplay later
Literally no proof he was either.
Join me on mumble and ptr.
PTR is unplayable
Gets the 'Game Found' bug like with literally every other fresh PTR release
Then how comes I'm playing right now?
I will say, 250ms is kinda unplayable.
I'm in Europe server for a bit if you want to team up
Doomfist's motivation is an exact copy of Dehaka from Starcraft 2
BTW have you seriously considered that idea I said about moving with Wf
I don't even want to think about moving to CT with my family, so moving to TX with two randos from the net is probably not high on the list of considerations.
Move to Hungary and live like a king from 200 dollars
but then I'd have to learn to speak Hungarian. Or I'd have to rely on you for translations and who knows what mischief you'd get me into.
I mean, in the university city where I live, there are thousands of people from foreign countries who are here to study and don't speak the language yet they get by
Well, I mean, if I wanted an actual job I'd have to be able to speak the local tongue, Nopo.
Wrong again, the place is full of multinational companies
I am rather sure you can get a job where, say, the qualification is to speak english
I can make excuses all day, Nopo
I've talked myself out of thousands of ideas
And what kind of job only requires english fluency?
So you'd have me in hell, then.Main reason I like working in the vineyard, despite the exposure to the elements, is the fact I don't have to deal with people beyond my employer and my coworker.
But what about yourself
when the girl be brown
they go to town
That line sounds like it could be applied to using meth
Nintendo's been investing in that area quite a bit lately.>>858890
Not cute enough to convince me to blow the money on a Switch though. Not yet.
That man lives dangerously. A banana's a deadly weapon.
I have a few things to take care of, but I can run Macross in about an hour
Oh I'm here but I might be slow hope you don't mind
Don't they have an oversized mech too?>>858900
I need to watch that show
it's fairly ridiculous.
I haven't actually managed to pick the game up yet. It's on my list of things to get once I start making money again, along with parts to upgrade my computer.
They very well might though.
Fucking auto updater
Yeah, it got me too.
I learned to manually refresh
I did after about ten minutes on that first post, so it's working fine now. Unless it's buggered again.
Teleporting his hostage right out from under his grip would have been funny, but it's been more fun letting this play out.
Moving the fat guy might be a problem though.
About 10 more minutes on my end.
Right. Thanks for running.
thanks for running!
Sorry if I got a bit disjointed there. I had to go put the kid to bed.
I admit, this has taken an interesting turn.
Yeah, I figured I had to switch around the situations, try something different.>>858912
Prepare for FUN
No situational bonus for having the local kid help? Oh dear. And me without my canopy to cushion things.
Kid knows of the place, but it isn't a child friendly place when you really head in.
There are no child-friendly places in Sela, Knight.
Even I can see that and I've only been there a few hours, if that.
It's not Scum atone yet. They are trying to accommodate the place, it just happened to get overloaded after it was oversold to the investors.
You certainly know how to put out tempting bait.>Internet Flux right in the last posts of the session
Bugger. At least I got the meat of the session's time.
Well, as long as that purging squad didn't kill the kid's mom, I won't have to take her with us.
Since it's mostly solo stuff, I'll try to run when so get off during my old PH hours.>>858919
Let's find out. Roll 2d6
you're an awful man, Knight.
'2d6'Roll #1 4, 3 = 7
Missed it, c'est le vie.
It's fine, it was only a temporary flux at least.
Still, this is genuinely interesting to me. On the one hand, the company probably doesn't want me walking off with their two weapons. On the other, I'm pretty sure there would be some sort of laws about illegal use of bodies without consent that could be used to at least claim reparations from the Corporation- or threaten them with it to get them to accept the loss of the items.
I thought these guys were psuedo-Mob or something, but I'm starting to think they're just randos. Mob guys could have pulled a theft like this without the hostages, and with better timing too.
I'll try to run for you tomorrow. Everyone is on their own floor anyway.>>858923
I'm eager to see what you do.
Remember that they just mentioned being tipped off and hired, so you're on a good path.
Well, I'm heading to sleep.
I suppose figuring out what do about the weapons can wait until the crooks are dealt with.
I get the feeling that this fight is set up specifically to discourage using explosives. Relying on Bolt and Melee damage is going to be interesting.
It's based more on what I learned running for Andy and playing in BDNs Pokequest. It's a smaller, more intimate engagement. Depending on what you do, you can use Explosives how you like.
Blizzard is playing to my weaknesses with this expac
I am hype again for HS
Remember the spoilers, Nasse
You posted unspoilered porn though
That's just lies and slander spread by the CNN
Fine, be a faggot then
>successfully get girl to go to British museum with me
>right at the entrance
>fire alarm rings and everyone is chased out
Is this your work?
Alright. I thought you were switching around the style for your $5 arts
I just meant I thought you were trying something different with them.
Don't forget to check out the quests DM wants to run.
I'm still mostly interested in OTR
Plus I shouldn't join more quests
>>858952>Japs in charge of creating a modern government
There's the problem. They're horrible at understanding how things like democracy came to be, and why things really can't go back to the monarchist/dynastic roots that Japan was forced out of at gunpoint- barring some Armageddon-level distasters, of course.
I tried getting into Kantai recently, but even the cute ship-girls couldn't keep it from making me sad.
I'll see if I can find the YouTube video they made about the birth and deaths
of them. It actually has a moment where you can pinpoint where everything starts going south for them
Hey knight, you were following Star Citizen, right?
This is from the latest AtVhttps://streamable.com/k8xuw
>>858954>>858955>Build nothing but Battleships for the first decade or so>realize that battleships can't do everything… so let's spam light cruisers instead
They did eventually figure out that Destroyers are necessary for a reason, but damn. >things go pretty well, just building, building, building>1942>(loud, overlapping anime-girl screaming)>
I think I would have enjoyed Kantai more if they'd just skipped the whole revisionist-history thing. Shipgirls from a variety of nations having to fight off an alien/supernatural invasion would have made for a more interesting story than just demonizing the Americans.
Looks like they have all the planet tech in place finally, and they make it look impressive.
It's got trees and lakes and rocks and all that stuff.
See that planet?
You can walk on it
I'm not seeing the demonizing.
The Americans did sink their ships. That's just fact.
It's a literal demonization; the enemies they're facing are "Abyssals" that look more like slime-monsters with ship parts attached than actual enemy ships. Pic related.
Even cheap, b-movie copy-paste popcorn westerns have better humanization of the Indians that are only there to be the bad guys and get mowed down by the good guys.
Well one day you're gonna have to accept the fact that not everyone in Japan was so happy that you brought them democracy in exchange for killing their brothers and fathers and sons.
It was war, but you know, you can't just expect people to nod their head and be happy. Even 70 years later
What about Independence Day?
Fook Mi I forgot to buy a gray paint for painting my diorama base
I get holding grudges, hell, I'm pretty sure the majority of the vets still alive hold grudges too. I don't even have a problem with nationalist pride; it's certainly better to be proud of your country than to be utterly pussy-whipped like Germany.
I just get a bitter taste from how the Japanese try to sweep things under the rug and pretend nothing happened, or that they were right. Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it, and all that. >>858964
Even Independence Day had the militaries of every other nation in the world pitching in to fight the aliens. Americans might have figured out the weak spot, but it was everybody else who exploited it to shoot down all the other alien ships.
Wait, are you saying the Axis powers WEREN'T right?
No I meant ID made the enemies faceless dehumanized monsters.
>>858966>pretend nothing happened
Normally I try to defend Americans, but don't you pretend like you didn't do shit too. Everybody did shit in those days.
You do realize if you had lived in those days you'd have been sent to the konzentrationslager right?
And that's the thing; we DID do shit. Hell, nobody's going to defend what we did to the Indians, or the internment camps for Japanese citizens, or try to argue that shit like using flamethrowers in caves wasn't utterly inhumane.
But that's my point; everybody did bad shit back then, and everybody acknowledges, to some extent, "yeah, that was fucked-up of us." Even the use of the Atomic bombs- which saved more lives than if we'd gone ahead with the ground invasion- is heavily debated and controversial.
Do you think the Japanese would be as conflicted if they'd used the Atomic bombs? I honestly think they'd be completely self-righteous about it. And that's a very dangerous mindset to have.>>858968
Well there IS a difference between a theoretical alien invasion and a historical recreation that substitutes one side with monsters. Still lazy, but not nearly as offensive.
Oh god, it's a fucking anime where they're pretending boats are anime girls and you're mad they're not portraying the Americans as Goku?
It's about boats man.
It's not about atomic bombs, or whatever
In a way, I feel it's more insulting to the Japanese vets than to Americans
If I'd lived in those days I would have been sent to the front to kill russians or died because I was too weak to toil the soil in Karjala before the war
Are they even real?
I'm mad that the American ships aren't anime girls too.>>858973
I can kind of agree with that. A good number of Japanese vets are actually pretty cool; hell, a lot of them seem to respect the men they fought against, since stuff like the Pearl Harbor vets from both sides having annual get-togethers is relatively common.
It's the brats who grew up being taught that President Roosevelt knew Pearl Harbor was coming, and let it happen so he'd have an excuse to go to war with Japan, who are mucking things up.>>858976
They certainly aren't in large supply, but they do exist.
Poor guys, they lived their whole lives in dishonor.>>858977>he doesn't know Pearl Harbor was a false flag
But it's not like my non-existence would have been a loss
They needed everyone in those days
Have you cleaned the unspoilered porn yet?!
have you refreshed the page?
Yes, it seems ok now
There's a fan-made spinoff that focuses on American ships, but that's essentially just a book of fanart.>>858979>poor guys
Yet another example of why Japan sucks. You fought tooth and nail in the war for your country? Well you didn't win against impossible odds, so fuck you.
Oh, you prevented our Nuclear powerplants from having a complete meltdown, and saved a bad disaster from becoming worse? Well you're polluted now from all the radiation, so fuck you.
It does ensure a good work ethic.
Truly peer pressure is the ultimate motivator
I can't even tell what that image is
Furry Ana stickers, I'd wager.
Well, it's much easier to fuck a furry gilf than a real gilf
well, it's easier to fuck a furry anything since most of them exist as pillow covers.
You still have to take a shot at Pharah.>>858977
Iowa is in there now.
I will take this zebra
This zebra is now mine
It's a nice zebra. A pity Maali lost it.
She will love it in the pits
well I guess since Wf vanished several hours ago, I should just hit the sack myself.>>859002
ponies and pony derivatives are not for pitfighting.
It ws never my zebra to begin with
You will never see her again
10/10 can confirm
>talking anime and hentai with 2m black guy and other pub bros
This is the life
Consensus is that traps are gay when fucked and futas are not
I'm gonna need to see reasoning here.
Gosh those wings look great
That picture is just amazing from every aspect
Oh yeah absolutely
The fact that we haven't had a new member in years doesn't help either
Yes I knew someone would say that >>859027
We should advertise
quests were slow before the vidya
Vidya existed to fill in the gaps
Now the vidya has grown, overtaken the quests.
It seeps into all, stealing life away from that which it once simply framed.
Now the fool seeks to return to the quest
And undo the future that is discord
No no no, don't tell me babe that you lost your talking penis
Someone should link Swatz into the Discord. And optionally Knight.
but if we're all on the discord then who'll keep pineapple company?
I hear the vidya board has been rather active lately
It's just the one guy in his thread flailing a bit, it'll die down soon enough. we just don't have enough foot traffic to sustain things since so long as 4chan is kicking no one comes here.
The genius of this joke is that she IS taking out the trash.
A whole lot of nothing.
That sucks, unless people were out partying or something. Did you play DnD with your family?
Is that to push water to the faucets and sinks?
Nah. One of our players went up north to CT for two weeks, so that's off the table for now.
Yes and no. See, our house, like many houses in West Virginia, is on a hill. This means that the water is getting piped uphill, and thus has low pressure at our house- the water is there,
it just doesn't have much push behind it.
A step-up pump is something you connect to the main water-pipe for the house, and basically picks up the slack caused by the water having to flow uphill. In short, it's increasing the water pressure for our entire house- hoses, showers, washing machines and all.
Of course, setting it up means you have to mess around with the pipes under your house. which means 1. going under your house in a cramped crawlspace, and 2. if you don't know what you're doing, you can screw up your entire waterline and have to spend money bringing in a professional to fix what you broke.
I didn't enjoy running Ethernet cable under my house, I don't think I could last long enough to put in a pump
Yeah, it takes a couple hours, and your legs start going numb if you don't keep adjusting. Cobwebs everywhere too.
I will say though, it's worth it for the showers. You feel so much cleaner after a shower with high-pressure water than you do with low pressure. Not having your water reduced to a trickle if somebody starts up the washing machine is nice too.
Let's see what tomorrow brings then. Part of me wants to fire up Fallout after watching some videos of it.
Well yes, but it especially detrimental for me because I am supposed to play the role of an artist here
You also got thrown into an empty house that may or may not have functional utilities. People will cut you slack.
It's not so important what people think as much as I am losing time
I'm really sorry I let you down Fidget
I wanted to be better, for you and for everyone
ya didn't, though
I'm sure I did at least a little cmon
Nah. It's well within tolerances.
So apparently the loud music I heard and the colorful marching people I somewhat saw in the distance when I leaned out the window was apparently a carnvival today
Do your best the next chance you get
Emphasis on 'was'
I have no face but I must scream
I spent most of my day cleaning up, sister was gone so none of her whining and needing my attention.
Dad was there watching SciFi stuff. Peaceful and productive.
Sister comes back at like eleven. Notices its different inside. Immediately gets uncomfortable and asks if I threw out a picture album and what all I threw out exactly.
Of course I didn't throw out pictures, so I tell her I didn't and she just is anxious making that anxious hissing sucking sound and says she is gonna check herself. Won't tell me what else she's looking for instead giving the most forced thanks I've ever seen. I pretty much lost it and told her fuck you, since she is convinced that I threw something out of hers but won't say what so I can confirm it.
Probably some kind of stash, then.
What kind if stupid ass nigga do you have to be to keep a stash of something in a trashy looking box in the living room?
No offense but maybe your sister.
I swear to God, your sister and my mother must be related in some way, or spiritually linked or something. That sounds exactly like how things tend to go when she's away for the day for whatever reason.>>859075
it's a time-tested remedy to a number of ailments.
I really don't want to think she's on something. That would be insane and raise all kinds of questions of how she paid for it. maybe its sex toys or something
That would definitely be a different, yet maybe manageable, can of worms.
At least I don't have to take my sister's bullshit seriously.
I can't imagine it being my mom making up reasons to guilt trip me and create emergencies out of nothing… actually my step mother was even worse than this thank fucking god she's gone from our family even if I keep finding her stuff
>>859080Sex toys, porn, a secret stash of poorly-written anime/manga
I mean, she does act like a child, so there's a strong possibility that it was a stash of childish things.
She doesn't drink even, so I imagine its likely a dragon dildo box
she is missing and worried about. But it wasn't heavy enough for one and had nothing but packaging paper inside !
>>859083>bad fapfiction, magazines, ect.
It would explain why she didn't want to say what it might be
But not why she was such a dumbshit and kept it in the living room and not her room
Well, at least she didn't blow up at you over it.
Anyway, I'm off to sleep.
Fair enough. Though I'm pretty sure you'd have noticed if you threw any of those things out.
Have a korean gremlin to help make things better.
By the way, you guys are welcome to join the discord main channel too if you like, all the T stuff has a separate channel. Groves has been pressuring me to invite the rest of the sub on. If you don't want to join, that's fine, but if you do, you're welcome to.>>859087
I'd invite you as well but you probably have enough to worry about with your family before you mess around with Discord
Sleep sound c@poster
Might be fun, though I'll have to find my login information.>>859074
I remember getting into similar arguments with my brother. Once we had our own issues to deal with, things calmed down. Hopefully she finds something to occupy herself with
>>859084>it wasn't heavy enough for one
I see you are an expert on the matter.
>>859084>nothing but packaging paper
I mean, I had my run-ins with some substances as you know.
If it was tiny little balls of tinfoil, something like this or smaller, it may have been the devil's lettuce.
The tinfoil masks the smell and everything.
Although keeping it in the living room would not be very clever.
>In Russia, you can only watch porn now if you log in with an account that has your passport ID number
Really poking the hornet's nest there, KGB
Yep, that's the only way of going around it
People also say it will be a great tool for political blackmailing
>>859099>breezie wings are much bigger in the show
I have erred again
Well, it'll be easy enough to correct that next time you draw breezies. Just remember that each wing is roughly the same size as the breezie it's attached to.
Not really! The wings are noticeably larger than their body
Also I dunno, Honestly I actually like slightly smaller wings, the canon ones look almost just a bit oversized for me
Well, what I meant by size is that, if you lined up the breezie on its backlegs with the wing itself, it'd be roughly the same "height."
What's the Discord main channel?
Oh I get what you mean now>>859104
Cheesy do you wanna play Armello later today?
I might be up for it, depending on when 'later' is.
I'll link you from steam when I get home if you desire
Would you ride
her to Valhalla?
Awww, that's adorable
Wrestle Celestia into submission
'1d10'Roll #1 5 = 5
Roll again for clarity
With great difficulty you manage to wrestle Celestia into submission
Time to collect my kudos
Too lewd for a Christian imageboard
Today was nice
I drew a bit
And played Armello with chees, nopo and Fidget
It was great even if nopo was 200% mad at the end because I accidentally stole his victory in the most ridiculous way possible
I've discovered that the reason it's been so slow around here lately is because everybody is shitposting on Discord instead. It's much more active over there.
How did you do it?>>859140
I was wondering where some of the people went
It's a lot of things to explain
Basically many unlikely events lead to me getting ahead of nopony by just one point
One turn earlier we all just accepted that nopo was going to win until I won by screwing around and only realized it because Fidget told me
I can only imagine the salt and yelling.
I wonder if t was Hungarian mixed with British
Nah, I just called him a cunt in text and decided not to play that 'game' again
>>859145>how you can't take victory for granted
Going first means you can literally do nothing to secure a win.
Especially since the RNG fucked me over with the stones the entire game so I was 1 short and had to rely the shitty trash prestige win condition
I should watch you play xcom on Ironman mode some day
Ahahaha, fuck that
That'd be an interesting way to spend ten minutes, I'll give it that.
Boy, I've played my share of Xcom and aside from Long War I've seen most of my campaings through to the end
Are you getting the expansion?
I will at some point
Probably once I get a better rig so I don't drop so many frames
Let's do some online matches to farm the achievements when they come out.
>somebody made a literal special - snowflake video
>"I'm a snowflake, you're a snowflake…"
>that is a literal quote from the video
>they somehow thought this was a good idea
I… I don't understand how someone could be this stupid. I'm reminded of what may become one of my favorite turns of phrase: "he was struck by what I can only describe as a massive rush of shit to the brain."
Probably pretty fast, if it's on constantly.
It's not bad if you remember to disconnect from the thread when you need to go. Going to your homepage and then closing the app does the trick for me.
Did the sub actually move to discord?
it's certainly looking like that, isn't it.
I think everyone but Knight, Gaius, Andy, and you is in there.
Which is kind of troubling, since if they're all in there, then who's here?
Just because we're on Discord doesn't mean we can't be here too.
Nah, it's pretty optimal, I leave it on all day no problem>>859168
No lad, Sam is Gaius
Knight and Andy will receive invitations when they ask for one, though Andy probably can't be so active so idk
On the other hand, perhaps an easy-to-access phone app is just what she needs in her highly mobile lifestyle
Well, that's something I guess.
Though I don't think Andy would care for the gratuitous porn. Of course, I could be wrong and she's just holding herself back for our sakes.
Are you even 18 yet? I forget.>>859174
That is what it boils down to, yeah.
It's not bullying, it's a legitimate question because providing illicit materials to minors is a felony. I think.
Of course, it's only a crime if it's reported, but still.
20 in brazilian years, over here that's called still being underage
>last post: 10 hours ago
I was going to post something but then I forgot
well even the Discord isn't overly active at the moment. Everybody's busy with vidya or work.
I should run again sometime
You and Wf both. But the real problem's scraping the players together, since Andy's got no connection to steal statues and I'm at work a good 1/3rd of the day.
You're not the only one. Full time work and errands always get in the way of everything
And today I spent 11 hours out of home
Well, at least he didn't delete them and bleach the unsecured private server they were on, I guess?
Hello ded my old frenn
I've come to talk with you again
Having a conversation without people
9 hours ago. Is it officially over?
Or has it only begun?
Even the discord is somewhat ded because half of us just play vidya all day
Someone should tell pineapple
>>859206>implying we're abandoning the sub
At east, Chicken Little.
That's nice to hear. This place has a lot of good memories for me, and even if Discord might be the latest fad, it's nice to know that we can always come home if we need to.
Fuck me, I will never learn to type properly, will I?
I leave and you guys get panicky And abandon ship!
Sub confirmed a home for Americans only
All eurofags deported to discord
Hey there! As you can see, everybody's sort of jumped into Discord.
Everyone's keeping the sub open in a tab, but all the little inane chatter's happening on Discord.
Now I have to get a discord app
Not to mention that right now, the only people active on Discord are Wf+6, Nopony, Gaius and myself, with Fidget being 'afk' and everybody else offline.>>859214
Pretty much, yeah. It's not all bad though; Discord's got notification noises!
I'll do that next time I have a wifi connection
Sorry I've been missing so long, birthday party was a bigger thing than I thought and all the following days were just as busy
I'm here, just lurking
I know the feeling. At least you had fun, right?
…You did remember to have fun, didn't you? Or was it one of those really awkward family things?
You may find Discord more useful for your now mobile lifestyle. It's very light on the phone performance, so you can hear us chatter thoughtlessly all day long.
It's a euro! Put away the pork everyone
Did you git a
good scrub with those new tools of yours
I desire your american burgers
I had as much fun as I could
Saw the new Spider-Man
Things are looking shiny
Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck?
So, that castlevania miniseries is okay. Or at least the first four episodes of it are.
It was a family friendly movie anyway so no problem
I saw that cute buttermilk
Made me think of pirates
What a nice thing.
Good tv about games isn't normal?
Not usually, no. This one is somewhere around Symphony of the Night, so it's got Alucard and Trevor in it.
It'll be interesting to see how they deal with brainwashed Richter.
But she is a mime
Its pretty convenient and much nicer to have discussions without waiting 5 minutes between every reply
Hopefully you'll like it
Yea I can understand >>859231
No, a cute kid thou
Since I'm off to Belgium tomorrow, OTR will have to wait until I get back
So how about a bear cub and a deer fawn becoming frens
I'm so tired
it's only the last if you let it be the last.
Webm support brah
Joining the military, huh? Good on you for earning your citizenship!
Seems like mobile doesn't show new posts
Nope, that's just a lack of posts!
OW or Heroes anyone?
Meet me on Mumble
That's a nice zeeb you got there
But what a pretty one at that
Zecora is best mare, yes
Quest: Looking for players
What's it about?
You are a group of adventurers/opportunists/scoundrels/? arriving in an outpost recently conquered by a human alliance from elven territory.
The alliance is attracting all sorts of people willing to brave the dangers of living there, because the outpost contains a magical resource of incredible value. Naturally, they want to exploit it.
You have joined the town for whatever reason, perhaps you seek gold, perhaps knowledge, perhaps you just want to escape the law, and now you can do your part helping to build it up.
By excavating the mine, building up a militia, creating a bar, running a farm, ????, it's up to you. I'll leave you guys full freedom in this matter, even to leave the town.
What can I expect?
(Hopefully) Freedom, drama, emotions, and all that other stuff.
No, seriously, I heard you talking about no combat and all.
So I want to focus more on relations between the players and between npcs, so you can forget about large complex dungeons.
That doesn't mean combat is off the hook, if you venture into the wilds, you can expect some shit to happen. But I imagine it more like, you for example see a goblin hiding in the trees, you decide to shoot him from afar, you succeed, it ends. You fail, the road ahead becomes more dangerous. That has advantages for you if you roll good, but disadvantages if they roll good.
I'd like combat to be shorter and more intense.
Okay I'm in. What system?
I have not decided yet. Make a concept of your character and once a system is decided, you can translate it to that system.
Keep in mind, that just because the focus is on rp, you won't succeed everything because of large CHA. If you'd like to create a militia, you'd be taken more serious as a strong guy rather than a pretty boy.
If I don't know the system, how can I create a character?
You can assume a fantasy world with humies, elves, dwarves, etc. Just because the conquered people are elves, doesn't mean you can't be an elf if you want. You can assume there's many different kingdoms. I'm considering running it in the forgotten realms setting, but don't take it too much into account when creating a concept.
So what's next?
Talk to me on steam if you want to join.
Didn't someone already try this but with ponies? They called it Village or something.
It was Cheesy, called it…
I can't remember.We are all on Discord, wanna join?
I think it was also zulu who tried something similar, but it was Kings of Pony's Pass. But that died because they left, not due to disinterest.
By that point I think he was really just looking for an excuse.
At any rate, Cheesy's thing was called Settlers.
That one was pretty cute
I suppose it has its similarities
My character was basically second hand-high from her parents all the time, had an itchy hemp hat and wanted to do nothing but draw
You might have to deal with getting killed by a random arrow during the first 5 mins of the quest though. Just fair warning.
Who would shoot a dragon?
Would be an excellent way to set up the captain of the town as the ultimate bad ass.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_QD2Uy_H_w
Fucking black arrows.
+1000 to dragon slaying.
I mean you're really not selling the idea of not playing a dragon with the first clip though!
You have it backwards though.
It would be you who need to sell it to me.
Since any character concept with "well, xir's a dragon" won't get in
Well, I'll think if I could actually make it work or not
worked in Trot
Not quite, but it had it's moments
Get in who, the elves?
That's what she said.
what about juvenile pseudo-dragons looking for a wizard to adopt?
Them not existing would put a damper on those plans.
Btw sion I'm somewhat interested, still thinking about a concept
tell me when youre ready.
there can always be a new carriage with fresh heroes
>last /qt/ post: 23 hours ago
Sad. Truly, sad.
>tfw Marina is genetically incapable of friendship
It's a hard life, for a fish.
Roll #1 7 = 7
That's starting to look less good with each posting
Dsty come on man, it's not that
It's horrendous and you know it, I'd lay into just how bad it is but this bright blue browser view is burning my eyes
You can change the background though? Or just turn on a light, man. Browsing in the dark ain't good for you.
What an excited filly
But whose bones were they
Don't mind me
Roll #1 76, 50, 4, 1, 82, 14, 56, 65 = 348
Roll #1 4, 6, 4 = 14
'1d10'Roll #1 1 = 1
Roll #1 2, 2, 4 = 8 / Roll #2 2, 5 = 7 / Roll #3 1, 5, 3 = 9 / Roll #4 2, 5 = 7 / Roll #5 3, 5, 3 = 11 / Roll #6 6, 3, 6 = 15 /
Roll #1 7 = 7
Roll #1 5, 3 = 8 / Roll #2 3, 1, 3 = 7
Roll #1 6, 3, 4 = 13
>feeling like I'm fucking up everything
This never goes away.
Why am I so bad at talking in quests
Literally how do you feel this is messing up?
It's that gut feeling of no matter what I say or how I respond, it's the "wrong" response.
It is a completely neurotic thing to think, but I can't get rid of that intrusive thought.
It's more the "pure and unwavering part" because I instantly considered a situation which would waver the fuck out of Curry.
Oh I'll waver the fuck out of him before this intermission is over, fret not
That'd defy the point of the quest though so it's naturally not going to happen
Naturally, but I never said it was a possibility.
Also>implying Luna of all horses doesn't know better
Worst-case hypotheticals usually are the first ones that pop up.
Roll #1 3, 3, 5 = 11 / Roll #2 4, 6, 4 = 14 / Roll #3 4, 3, 1 = 8 / Roll #4 1, 2, 2 = 5 / Roll #5 6, 3, 2 = 11
'2d6+6'Roll #1 6, 6 + 6 = 18
/ Roll #2 2, 6 + 6 = 14
/ Roll #3 2, 5 + 6 = 13
Roll #1 2, 3, 2 = 7 / Roll #2 1, 1, 5 = 7 / Roll #3 1, 4, 4 = 9 / Roll #4 1, 6, 3 = 10 / Roll #5 2, 5, 2 = 9
Roll #1 5, 5, 2 = 12 / Roll #2 1, 1, 5 = 7 / Roll #3 2, 6, 3 = 11 / Roll #4 1, 3, 4 = 8 / Roll #5 5, 3, 2 = 10 / Roll #6 2, 1, 6 = 9
Way out west there was this fella… fella I wanna tell ya about. Fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. Mr. Lebowski, he called himself "The Dude". Now, "Dude" - that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where he lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interestin'. They call Los Angeles the "City Of Angels." I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow there are some nice folks there. 'Course I can't say I've seen London, and I ain't never been to France. And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Los Angeles, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any of them other places. And in English, too. So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me. Now this here story I'm about to unfold took place back in the early '90s - just about the time of our conflict with Sad'm and the I-raqis. I only mention it because sometimes there's a man… I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude, in Los Angeles. And even if he's a lazy man - and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide. But sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But… aw, hell. I've done introduced him enough.
Pink pone best pone
At the moment it's mostly dead.
This thread in particular is the meta thread where people sit and shoot the shit between quests (which has become the majority of the time as the years have dragged on).
>work on finishing something I started already
>play something with no definite end point
>start something new
Roll #1 1 = 1
Is that pony okay
How do we stop it?
Roll #1 2 = 2
Roll #1 8 = 8
10/10 it's great
Firmgold is a very cute horse
[3d6]Roll #1 2, 2, 5 = 9
/ Roll #2 1, 3, 3 = 7
/ Roll #3 6, 3, 2 = 11
/ Roll #4 1, 3, 6 = 10
[2d6+6]Roll #1 1, 2, 6 = 9
/ Roll #2 4, 4 + 6 = 14
/ Roll #3 4, 6 + 6 = 16
/ Roll #4 2, 1 + 6 = 9
[3d6]Roll #1 5, 4, 5 = 14
/ Roll #2 1, 6, 3 = 10
/ Roll #3 2, 6, 4 = 12
/ Roll #4 2, 6, 3 = 11
flood no floody
Roll #1 6, 1, 4 = 11 / Roll #2 5, 3 + 6 = 14 / Roll #3 6, 2 + 6 = 14 / Roll #4 4, 2 + 6 = 12
One last roll.
[3d6]Roll #1 6, 4, 4 = 14
[1d100]Roll #1 72 = 72
Roll #1 3 = 3
Roll #1 2, 4, 1 = 7 / Roll #2 2, 5, 4 = 11 / Roll #3 5, 6, 6 = 17 / Roll #4 5, 3, 4 = 12
Roll #1 3, 4, 1 = 8 / Roll #2 2, 4 + 6 = 12 / Roll #3 4, 2 + 6 = 12
Roll #1 2, 3 + 6 = 11
Come on, Lucky Old Sun
Roll #1 6, 2, 5 = 13
Roll #1 49 = 49
rolling san loss.
Roll #1 9 + 5 = 14