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 No.6734[View All]

Haha, time for lewds
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 No.7642

>>7641
What if while she held both hands on the controller you started to caress her shaft with one hand and tease her cockslit by gently inserting the round tip of the controller with the the other?
It's not like we'd want to make the game too easy for her after all.

 No.7643

>>7642
I'd rather help her focus on the game by pointing out where to go or explaining what's going on while alternating teasing her flare, fingering her wide urethra, and toying with those monster nips

 No.7644

>>7643
Yeah she really is adorkable, isn't she?
There's just so many things you can do with her. It'd be so nice to just hold her and play with her junk while playing videogames.

 No.7645

>>7644
Just slowly tease her until she's about to blow, struggling to focus on the game and not just drop the controller, grab a fat nipple in each hand, and buck her hips until she starts hosing down the TV in spunk.

 No.7646

Now if you REALLY want to make it difficult on her make her think you're not going to bother her and encourage her to play an online multiplayer game. Get out the headset and microphone and start building some killstreaks together.

Then, as the two of you dominate the server just reach over across her lap and give that sheath of hers a rub. Every time you find a moment to take a breather in game you reach over and give her another new touch. All the while she has to both focus on the game… and try not to make a sound or all her teammates will hear.

 No.7647

Cool thread you've go here EA.

 No.7648

>>7647
Haha I see you've found me here as well

 No.7649

Ooh new plaything

 No.7650

Princess EA's NASA-designed extravehicular cock support.

 No.7651

>>7650
How would that work as porn?

 No.7652

>>7651
Even pornstars need condoms, Anon. Say you want to have a wank in space, and you can't. That's what it's for. It might not be porn in of itself, but it sure oughta help in making some.

 No.7653

>>7652
I mean I thought it was just a weird brand of shitpost before

 No.7654

>>7653
Don't worry, it was.
Still find it a wee bit interesting at least. Having an entire compartment of a space suit dedicated to just a huge horsecock and cooling it says something by itself.

 No.7655

>>7654
Anyway I'm pretty sure you're going to have more luck reaching him on Skype or whatever he's using nowadays
I got here by sheer chance

 No.7656

>>7655
I'd rather just stay here, by my lonesome.

 No.7657

Celestia with a giant horsedong

 No.7658

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>>7657
No, that's my shitpost!

 No.7659

Luna with a giant horsedong

 No.7661

>>7655
Last day of Comic-Con today, might get back to a computer late tonight

 No.7662

Is it weird that I just want to get fucked by EA with a huge horsecock?

 No.7663

>>7662
Lewd!

 No.7664

>>7663
It's lewd, but is it weird?

 No.7665

>>7664
Well, you don't even know what I look like. But I guess it's probably no weirder than anything else I get up to in text.

 No.7666

>>7665
But you do have a giant horsecock, don't you?

 No.7667

>>7666
If I did, I'd be posting pictures of it.

And doing entirely different kinds of streams.

 No.7668

>>7667
There's no need to lie. I mean, how else would you know so much about horsecock? Reading? Looking at pictures and videos? Hardly. #EAGate

 No.7669

>>7668
I always knew the secret would get out one day.

 No.7670

>>7669
You shouldn't have sexted those poor, poor innocent fillies. Now it's all over the press.

 No.7671

>>7670
They sent me those sexts first!

 No.7672

>>7671
"They were asking for it," right. And even if they were, in fact, literally asking for pictures of your enormous horsecock with the stamina of a proper man, it's still morally wrong to comply. I mean, think of the fillies!

 No.7673

>>7672
It was less me sending horsecock pics to fillies and more me uploading horsecock pics to… aspiring artists for reference!

 No.7674

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>>7673
Granted, your pictures could perfectly well be confused for an above average sized stallion, were it not for the poses, ribbons and even cards with the date and name attached. And I'm sure said artists could just get their… references the ordinary way, as they tend to do. There's no use arguing, you spoiled those fillies.

 No.7675

>>7674
Hang on, are you trying to get in my pants or get me jailed here?

 No.7676

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 No.7677

>>7676
Because I never want to encourage fillyposting in the general

 No.7678

>>7677
That's honorable and entirely respectable, as there is enough of it already.
Doesn't make you any less guilty of wanton horsecockery.

 No.7679

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huge princesses

 No.7680

>>7679
Huge lewdprincesses

 No.7681

>>7680
How does one yuge a lewd?

 No.7682

>>7681
Increase the penis

 No.7683

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>>7682
How do I increase the penis? This is too technical for me.

 No.7684

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I bring an offering

 No.7685

>>7684
It's still perfect

 No.7686

>>7685
Thanks! I knew it was you because nobody talks about lewdprincess in the thread

 No.7687

>>7686
Yeah, I know

I'm glad to have more art of her though

 No.7688

>>7687
I wouldn't really call it art but I get what you mean
I had fun making them

 No.7689

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New dork

In marvelous Technicolor

 No.7690

>>7689
Those proportions are all over the place

 No.7691

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yo
catch

 No.7692

>>7691
!!!!!!!!



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