I like the ones where her hair is floofier and has more detail but that one's nice.
what's the status on movie night btw
Beer - obtained
Pizza - obtained
Meat - obtained
Movies - [Objective Missing]>>821602
It seemed people preferred the Nielsen movies option.
Wf was also asking to watch Konosuba S2 with us, which I'm also fine with.
I was going shopping tomorrow, I need to know if I should look for a rental place too.
I guess. We had planned movie night then though.
You should catch up on LWA except for the last episode so you can watch with us on Saturday.>>821610
Yup. I was thinking about the usual horse episode airtime. After that we can do the movies/whatever.
Maybe I should watch the animu for these qts>>821612
I'd be up for that
Panties are for beginners
About the Nielsen stuff, what do we want to watch exactly? Airplane? Naked gun series? Police squad? I haven't watched his Dracula movie yet, but I heard it's fantastic too.
I probably should.>>821613
Seems nice just from the snippets I've seen floating around the web.
We could start with Falsely Accused since a lot of you haven't seen it yet>>821617
Plus it's not like I can play the game
I suggest the Naked Guns and Dracula: DALO. Dracula also has the benefit of being a Mel Brooks film as well.
sounds fun, when is that?
Saturday, it seems.
I like those mons.
We are thinking of watching Leslie Nielsen movies
What an excited rarar>>821627
I'll see if I can join in
Aiming for a 4PM GMT start.
I think Groves will keep the meta up to date
God, I miss eating popcorn
I haven't seen salty microwave popcorn anywhere and it's killing me inside
don't worry, I'll bring 5 flavors of fluffy buttery corn greatness.
'5d10' rolling for luck on each choiceRoll #1 3, 7, 9, 6, 5 = 30
Uh… that's pretty good!
Aside from that first one>>821637
Fuck off with your sugar flavoured meme popcorn
Here we see the pleb lusting after salty food in the absence of semen to feast on.
That's what I said
Yeah, sprinkle your steaks and fries with sugar too while you're at it
Absolutely fucking disgusting
What's a kettle corn even
its sweet, but not overpoweringly sweet, like a caramel is.
No? Maybe its just tough to explain, kettle corn is sweet, but the sweetness just kind of coats it, and there is saltiness underneath
Nah, it's actually pretty good. Salty, but with a definite sweetness to it.
Hi emo. Let's go cut each other.
It's essentially sugared popcorn.
panda goth a cutie
don't die her
Can't make any promises.
We might go on a month-long drug induced blender, blacking out for days every few minutes.
It's what started this whole argument again!
Fuck belgians and their objectively shit taste in popcorn
N-no plz, I'mma cri
Maybe you'd like sour cream and onion flavor? its really bitter
It's called a bender
That's why the alcoholic robot in futurama is Bender
That's the stuff!
I like that one!
What the fuck Andy
That is in the top 3 of chips flavourings
I am very experienced in the tasting of popcorn. I'll find an ideal flavor for each of you.
I ran out of those.
Maybe they are not the ponies I've been looking for!
I trust your tastebuds to guide mine to heaven!>>821666
YEah, the pony stealing fucker
Give my ponies back!
Sorry friend, you signed a contract.
okay, I have one pony, a very special pony, that I can only lend out. She's very good at handling emos.
However, I will need 3 uncommon shrubberies in exchange for each day of lending.
[Rips contract] '1d10'Roll #1 4 = 4
Delete it quickly before people save and devalue that pony!
…I might be able to make due with that.>>821671
You did. See, this is why your ponies left. Because of how forgetful you are!>>821673
It's just paper. Please stop punching it.
gasp, you're right!>>821675
Excellent, please leave the shrubberies by my place when you have a moment.
A Bastion with Ironclad active has an effective HP of 462, of which 154 is Armor.
A nanoboosted Genji using his Ultimate does 180 damage per swing. That means to survive 4 swings from the Nanoblade (720 damage), the Bastion would require 258 (effectively 168) points of healing.
Bastion's self-healing does 75 points of healing per second, which is effectively 116 HP/sec when taking into account Ironclad's damage reduction. This leads to a total of 464 damage healed up over 4 seconds, the time it takes for 4 Dragonblade swings.
In other words, a Nanobladed Genji would not have taken down the Bastion even if the Bastion were alone, assuming it has Self-Repair up.
It seems he's able to survive tracer bombs and repair though her bullets too
Lies and slander!>>821680>>821678
Just work with your team to counter him guise ;')>>821676
Can I get a cute equine too?
Also D.Va broke, defense matrix no longer absorbs bullets
You have failed me, Andelia…
I trusted you…
I can get you an equine, it's the last I have.
I'll need to inspect it>>821686>Apple
I don't need damaged goods>>821687
I am highly sceptical!
It is very toxic though>>821692
What response did you expect?
Not being spat on for sharing a cute pony, for one.
DEAL, now excuse me while I flee the country with this money.
It can't be that bad!
Oh, it has nothing to do with the horse, but I have some…enemies.
What kin of enemies?>>821702
I can apprecaite Celestia!>>821703
I think you may be confused
Italian loan sharks.
But she is a dumb hick
She can take all the offense she wants!
She is a tree-bucking idiot, not some fancy mare!
I don't insult your waifu this way
You run a farm for a day.
Edgy pony you have there.
I don't need to, I'm not a hick!>>821713
Cause I don't have one
what a liar you are.
>>821718>all farmers are hicks
Your ancestors would be embarrassed if they saw this
Jokes on you I know what it's like since I have farmers in family in cousin range
You like pank, but you fetishize zebras. Celestia is probably close to your favorite.
Ponk probably tops as "favorite pony" but then again your waifu is most likely not horse.
What is my waifu then?
You're not giving me answers!
Your waifu exists beyond the scope of my knowing because I haven't catalogued every known story and piece of media.
Therefore until further proof of your waifu's existence is provided, I'm just going to assume you lust after sweetie belle.
You dirty filly-phile.
What kind of creature is that even?>>821727>
Even the fact that you think that just speaks leagues about your dirty mind!
One you'd waifu!
Good luck travelling, tomorrow!
THe previous one, maybe!
This one the colors hurt my eyes!>>821732
But Felfire presented her underage puss-puss to Curry not me.
She was refused, if you recall.
That's what you want us to believe!
Now I want you to, just to see if you're wrong or not!
I bet you're a Rei-fag.
How unlike you to not jump on a bandwagon.
What bandwagons have I jumped onto?
FnaF an Undertale?
Over the course of all the years?>>821743
Garfield without Garfield is a masterpiece>>821741
W-woah now, that's uh, that's a pretty bold claim…
Was that an alright game in your opinion?
The first one was innovative with absolutely great sound design, aside from the jumpscares.
I also enjoyed the lore a lot.
The third one I also liked a ton.>>821748>>821749
J-Just like Andy said!
She's jut a hippy!
And she barely appeared!
Would I waifu her just because she'd be the perfect mare to chill out with and get high and hang out and not mind it?
She's a qt.
Top waifu if you can deal with her letting her arm pit hair grow.
Ponies don't have that
They also don't have cooches in the show!
They have mouths, that's all I need~
Should have known what?
That "dudelmaoweed horse" would have been your waifu.
She's got the same green as Emmy.
I never confirmed she is!
Everyone here please wish Switch-tan luck on his big debut
More like>you'll never be autistic enough to buy a pony plush
I can't post that on a Christian board.
On Friday, the Nintendo Switch comes out
You posted the plush!>>821766
Who cares though?
>nothing can block twitch ads anymore
>missing out on the segment intermission banter
Fuck you, Twitch
People who don't hope for every game to be its best are usually filthy console warriors who have more brand loyalty than sense
I'm not planning to get one but I hope Nintendo does well
Well, so do I
But that's up to them, really, isn't it?
But what are the perks of being a robot?
Fuck knows? Most obvious ones I can think of is removing habitability modifiers and extending lifespans to the extreme.
Also no food requirement
But that seems incredibly OP
battery requirement instead
>>821771>start as hive mind>ascend to robots>rule galaxy
Finally my long awaited dream of playing as Borg is complete!
Energy credits are now food?>>821777
Why aren't you asleep you cuck?
Unless they balance it with forcing equal energy input.
Either way, since achieving this requires completing the synth ascension path, this is something that would only be possible in the late game anyway. I'm guessing cyborgs are one of the steps required to reach full synth mode.
I'm really looking forward to these lategame options, although I've never even got to lategame in a single game>>821780
Would you feed a cyborg
The intenet is being trash again
This shit can drive me up a wall
What is it with deer getting stuck in things?
>>821787>dumb imgur bug doesn't let me see it >>821788
It was awful, it made me sleepy and fall asleep, it'll probably mess my sleep again
deer is stuck in a fence, humans pry the bars apart to free it, it immediately tries to go through a different part of the fence
And promptly get stuck
It's an mp4, which isn't the problem, it can be converted, the problem is that it's 16 mbs
Thanks, that sounds sufficiently amusing
Deer doesn't need help from humans anyway
Yes I was reminded of that as well.
Admittedly the acting gets fucking horrible when it comes to actually acting an not just pretending to be teens on Skype…
>try to slp early
>end up tossing around in bed for nearly 4 hours
>wake up tired and late
Just kill me thanks
Welcome to my all week
>the final cut of Unfriended is actually one long take
That's actually impressive
why should I feel something about it?
It would be cool if there were major review outlets that weren't paid off
Which ones are you referring too?
PC Gamer (US)
Seriously, who okayed that model?
huh, those for sure?
Also aren't game informer and eurogamer just magazines? AKA The worst way to get information
I forgot to save it, but someone made a great image.
East>Draw a girl>Call it a transexual
West>Draw a transexual>Call it a girl
I recognize that Witch girl
Which is a totally normal name.
It's just something to do with her hands while she shakes da booty.
So thanks to Mercy, I was able to, not only tank but continue shooting, through an enemy Hanzo, Ana, AND Bastion.
Seriously, how did this get through the PTR?
Someone made a monkey paw wish, "I wish I could play Bastion in comp without my team complaining"
Finally, my wish to play with groves mercy, fidget bastion, and DM pharah, can come true!
It's so fluffy.>>821826
No doubt, unless a Bastion main got a job at the company.
He's a lot more durable but he can still die pretty easy.
Fidget-kun, you have to believe in your bullets and the groves beside you
But what if the Groves beside me gets one-shotted by a widow/hanzo? Because some retard thought headshots being instant-death in a game where it takes a good 10~15 seconds to get back to the fight was a good idea.
Retreat back while self healing and demand a rien
>>821832>implying anyone would listen>or that the Rein wouldn't be pushing while everyone else is on the point
You underestimate my lack of faith in my fellow man.
duh, I'd be there!
How else can I experience the ideal game.
Also it has to be on route 66, the best map.
Fair enough. A pity they removed headshot detection for turret mode, but I suppose that would be too unbalanced.
People are quite upset, I wouldn't be surprised if this doesn't last long.
Hello cutlet witch >>821837
Hello laundry goat
You should practice Hog. His hook is useful against the Bastions.
>drink a Four Loko I found in my room
boy that shit really puts a fire in your belly.
The problem is I am a giant target. Every time I try to Hog I always get matched up against the people that are forever in groups of two no matter where they are in the map.
I keep hearing about that stuff, but I still have no idea what it is. Alcoholic energy drink?
Let's team up. I have a decent Zen and Ana.
Used to have caffeine in it, got taken out since people died from overdosing. So it's a fruit-flavored carbonated malt beverage. It's about as thin as soda, and is pretty fizzy, and comes in huge cans.
People died because they kept mixing it with alcohol like retards. That's why it's banned in my area.
It was already an alcoholic drink, but with caffeine in it, which you're not really supposed to mix, so that's what killed people.
this weekend we should meme
Sounds like something that could be done, yeah.
This weekend is shaping up to be quite something
The problem was people were mixing like, four of those liter-cans with a 40oz bottle of cheap beer and making shots out of them.
Gee some of these pretty princess points pictures can be super detailed and esoteric. >>821852
Well, energy drink levels of caffeine.
Have you played any mecha tabletop games?
What the fuck man
Oh yes that's a problem then.>>821856
I have not, the opportunity hasn't really come up for me. I was working on a mecha splat for S10 but it was a bit too complex for the system and worked a lot on my own logic so it wasn't too good for other people.
And lethal, as it did actually result in the death of someone in the county who was rich enough to matter, thus the ban.
>>821860>rich>drinking malt liquor
I smell a conspiracy.
Post what you got, or just give us some info on what you were trying to build.
It's actually kind of serendipitous because I had deleted the bookmark that had this since I was done with it and interest had waned, but it seems that I was signed out of Chrome and when I signed back in it was there?
College students aren't known for their intelligence when it comes to liquor.
You have a time window where it lets you undo the deletion
Remember to take a step back to breathe, BDN. Otherwise you really will burn yourself out.
Hard to find time for that
Memes this weekend might help
For your sake, I hope they do. A leisure activity might be just what you need to unwind and de-stress.
>feel like complete shit two hours in to the day
Fucks sake am I getting sick?
You should take a day off if it's remotely possible
I'm considering it.
Took a painkiller to keep going for now, let's see how I feel after lunch.
I'd like a day off too but I can't afford it
You THINK you can't
Don't pay for it
Throw off the shackles of your oppressive regime
I feel like I should be drawing
TITSmaybe I will
Do or do not, there is no maybe
I fucking slept in>>821883>>821864>>821861>>821860
Ah, the good old days of high school when we mixed everything with everything
And only one of us almost died! The ambulance folks told use he'd have died for sure if they arrived 30 minutes late, which was fucked up, since they'd have gotten lost if we didn't carry the corspe-like dead weight of my friend on bikes and motorbikes to a crossroad, since we were drinking at a farm far away from everything
So that's where the brain dmg comes from
What a cute spurdo>>821886
If you want to deal with the fact you were born into eastern europe you have to start drinking by the age of 14
And today, too, we kill ourselves another day!
>The next step, Synthetic Evolution, requires the ability to build Synths, and allows you to upgrade your cyborg population into fully mechanical forms, finally abandoning the frailty of flesh for the surety of synthetics. When it is complete, you will become a fully robotic empire, with a robotic primary species. Your population will benefit from all the advantages normally conferred to Synths in production and research, and all your leaders will be immortal, able to be killed only in battle or through events. You will also naturally no longer require Food for your synthetic population, instead being replaced by an Energy maintenance similar to regular Synths. You will also be able to name your new, gloriously post-biological people.
Also a bunch of new traits confirmed, this one making me laugh:
Delicious: Makes the species delicious and nutritious, granting +100% food yield from Processing and Livestock.
Obviously only available through gene modding.
>>821891>Nerve Stapled: Removes the ability of the species to feel happiness or sadness. Happiness is disabled and Food/Mineral production increased, but adds major penalties to other resource production.
This one's pretty fucked up too.
So do I
Shame it's still such a long time until release
Pretty fucking hyped.
I love it when games allow you to be cruel.
Well, one month and we're there.
>my "Island of Freedom Official Sziget Szitizen" badge almost broke at the pin
It's like a useless little trinket but it's been on every backpack I've ever worn for the last five years
Well I made it through the day.
I just witnessed a non-ironic "refugees welcome" sticker.
Remember when you said there is no art of FemHog?>>821902
>>821903>different body type >different outfit >using the chain wrong
This is not the Hog
I've seen those around Bruges as well, but that was back when this whole crisis only just started.
Not really, but that's some, um, very nice fan art.
The lack of Sun is hurting my soul one hand
On the other, there are a lot of cute pale grls
The longer days are getting warmer
Winter is ending and I hate every moment of it
Eat my ass you pollen enabling insect breeding cancer sphere
But think of all the good things the Sun does for us!
Prof just sperged out about trannies.
Were you sitting in the front row with your fem penis shirt again?
He's the professor of database structures, and was talking about keys, saying how something like the Italian equivalent of a SSN is a bad key, as it carries info within itself, and has to change if the person, for instance, changed gender. And now you have either the choice of keeping the old SSN showing you had a sex change or change SSN and fuck up a lot of documents.
That only happened once!
If you only knew how much we talk about dicks, tits and cooches at a humanities university!
Eh', that's humanities, no one care
>Suddenly need to decide between giving Iorveth his sword or helping Roche
I WASN'T READY
You still have till later to make your final decision
Now I feel dirty for panic-pausing the game
If you side with Roche you can decide to find Iorveth immediately after, and presumably vice versa. I don't remember a quest marker but you can
Not that you'd want to betray Broche like that and ruin your W3 experience
Well I helped Roche anyway
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DEFEAT LETHO WITHOUT POTIONS
dodge like a mad cunt
raid kicks off in 2 hours
I'm very close to uninstalling Bastionwatch but I know they're going to release the new hero soon
I can win if I play Bastion but it's not fun, I don't want to play him
Welcome to the lives of people who did not like Genji or Mcnuggets in the past
Reasons not to play aboverolex increasing
I never liked Genji, this is advanced cancer though, a step far beyond
You see, if I hated Genji I could always at least shut him down with Winston. No one for-sure kills Bastion. Sombra can't, that's for sure.
I'm getting into this now
I was told deer love salt
They also like licking stuff
I bet deer would love squid.
Do you like fish?
Only fix fish I ever liked eating was salmon
Also I didn't mean I hated how squid tasted, I never ate squid
They just creep me out
Squid's good, it's chewy and salty.
Even uglier than Sombra, amazing!
'1d10' slap WfRoll #1 9 = 9
Frodo sure does fall down a lot in the Lord of the Rings movies.
It's to quell the rage from the Transformers meta.
>Orisa temporarily reduces damage she takes, and cannot be affected by action-impairing effects.
>Orisa launches a graviton charge which she can detonate, slowing nearby enemies and pulling them towards the explosion.
Guess I know what my new main is.
Where is a list of her abilities?
I wonder how long until the ED209 jokes roll in.
She's also on PTR already, but PTR is fucked.
Honestly the news that pleases me most?
>JKap: Tomorrow morning we'll have Bastion nerfs on the PTR
>>821962>>821965>Age: 1 month
She definitely looks like fun
Sorta wondering about the mini-grav though, looks SUPER strong
She does look super fun.
Also, her barrier is fucking HUGE
That is going to suck as Widow
It looks a lot smaller than that on the PTR…
Hm, I guess it's pretty big still, you know, but it's like Rein ou have to stick quite close to it
Protector looks fucking awesome.
But how fast is it? And can other champs ride it?
>Her firing seems awkward, projectiles quite slow>Fortify is weaker than Zarya Barrier imo>Barrier is good, throwing one down at a range is handy>Very immobile>>821974
Megasoma looks pretty good!
Protector is the only one I think looks alright
It's the Reinhardt stretch but without the back pains
I suppose it had to sacrifice speed for sturdiness.
>Watch some of her Highlight intros
She was programmed/piloted by a ten-year-old.
That's pretty cute, yeah!
Her head looks a bit like she's a powerpuff girl
I'll likely never have one to grab. What with being human and all.
What would your qt mark be?
>>821994>Breath of the Wild is coming out tomorrow>have the WiiU to play it on
If I knew that, Sion, I'd have a purpose.
I saw a discussion saying that the WiiU version was just as good as the Switch.
How are things over there?
Well I expected as much, seeing that the Switch is just a portable WiiU. I just don't know if I should buy it or not.
The other guy in the appartment is far more pleasant than expected.
Town is beautiful. Only complaint is Germans being so shitty about procedures that I still don't have my bank account. Tomorrow hopefully.
But you have a purpose, you just need to remember.
Oh, yeah, red tape is awful everywhere though
Personally? Not really.
But if that was an offer to play H, then I'm for it.
Not today, Thursday
I have a paper to write and it has to be done in 4 hours, haven't read the book yet
does new horse hero have booty?
It has a suspicious panel right in the middle of her roboass
So you're saying there's a shot? >>822016
To eat, or not to eat?
Well, the batteries have to go somewhere.
I guess this is as good a time as any to get back into OW
Do not have lewd thoughts about the underage robot
She's taken too!>>822021
She's too cute for that
Come on, a robot doesn't have an age, and also isn't cute.
>>822025>oh I really don't feel like cooking today>wonder what's in my fridge>buncha vegetables about to spoil>now have to slice and dice all night long
Fuck, I just got the name. It's an OR15-A model.
That's nothing important. A robot doesn't have ages like a human.
If anything she's an old maid now. Her chassis could crack any minute.
Are you a dumb>>822032>defending robofoolery
Good thing you decided to eat, or those veggies would have been wasted.
What do you know old man! Go back to your lab rats.
I'm gonna stick my dick in that
My lab cats you mean
I am a bit slow sometimes.
Doggo is easy to ruse
Well, I didn't know that Orisa was built from OR15 parts. Once I had the whole story, the connection was instantly made.
Kill all yordlesExcept for Tristana, she is cute
There is a tau mark on megasoma
I'd put my D battery in her energy slot IYKWIM
It's the future, Nopo. She runs on depleted uranium marbles.
Is this some kind of weird radiation fetish?
No? I mean, by 2070 microreactors should be safe enough for common usage.
Or she runs on Jizz.
Just like D.va
But Hana runs on doritos, corporate sponsorships, and her lust for omnic blood.
One of the top level pro players said Orisa is a "glass cannon, god-tier utility, but easily scatter-arrowed"
>>822060>easily scatter-arrowed glass cannon in the bastion meta
Into the trash it goes.
Isn't everyone easily scatter-arrowed, though? Except maybe an airborne Pharah, but in that case they just shoot her normally.
Easily scatter-arrowed means it's got a large hitbox and moves slowly.
The larger the hitbox, the easier it is to deal the full 450 damage of Scatter Arrow.
Zarya only has 400 health but she has a very thin model, Orisa is a very fat model and 200/200. Armor will take 5 off each of those arrows down to 420 damage.
Her shield is 900 health (Winston 600).
But she's never going to have full health unless she's got a pocket healer.
400 HP just like Zarya
She also has the 'take less damage' ability
Man that's horrible.>>822068
Zarya has bubbles.
And Orisa has a barrier and a 'take less damage' ability
Stationary barrier with deployment time.
And the damage reduction is worse than the bubble, to protect yourself from scatter arrows!
The nice thing about the barrier is no time limit, so if it isn't destroyed you can just refresh it with zero downtime. That's very interesting, quite unlike other barriers we've seen really.
So it's basically Winston's but it doesn't wear out?
Though the two could work well together in that he covers her with his barrier while hers deploys.
Hanzo is going to be a bitch no matter what
Just have a Winston or Widow on your team dealing with him
Orisa is there for the rest of the team, and quite frankly, it looks like she will only work well with a good team.
I didn't notice a deploy time on her barrier, it's no longer than Winston's deploys>>822071>>822074
The really interesting thing is that she reverse pins a Rein if he charges into her Fortify, he gets stunned and take 400 damage
It's ten seconds, isn't it?>>822076
well, maybe she's still able to be a tank if people stay with her.
No time limit on her ult, it pops up instantly on impact
There is a cooldown on deploying a new shield if that's what you mean but the old one never expires unless destroyed
What do you mean by the Rein charge thing?
I mean if Rein's charge connects with a Fortified Orisa, he gets Stunned and takes 400 damage, Orisa doesn't move
There was a webm, I didn't save it
The 400 damage sounds dumb
I checked reddit an the webm, it's 170 damage
It seemed like as much as a Rein pin is
Guess I was wrong
He was probably getting shot in-transit.
Nah, he started with low health, that's why I thought it was so much
Rein's pin is 300.
It feels like 400 desu
Hmm, that's going to be troublesome.
Pretty high chances she's going to be CTF's go-to champ for the foreseeable future.
After seeing the gun animations, I now also approve of the two bug skins
Also, I've heard nothing of it, good or bad, it seems like a fun little game for now
>>822096>you pick your diet
can I select "germlin style" so I get fed nothing but mountain dew and doritos?
"If you feed me after midnight, everyone dies"?
You can set your own, so yes, you can actually Gremlin out!>>822098
Is this from a TF2 SFW for beginners thread?
The mouth and the puffy cheeks, jesus
I cannot think of anything but the Fishmen from the Deep from the fucking 2006 Cthulhu game
All the models just look simply awful, I don't know how they did it
We have moved into the postgood era
Is this very early alpha without proper rendering or something
Seeing the general bioware quality?
Such a pretty phox
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This is why you don't mess with a summoner on her time of the month.
Nono, this is EXACTLY why you mess with a summoner during that time of the month
This looks great
I agree.>Donald Duck is one of the greatest adventurers of all time
Why is anxiety a thing?
It's a defence mechanism, yes.
Those who do not meme may become extinct very soon.
What show is that? >>822134
The meme age scares me
H-Hold me BDN
I just like to think that if we're ever observed by aliens, that's what they're going to call us.
I don't think they can ever understand
Especially not meta memes
What if a meme is the cause of a war? The aliens misinterpret the usage of a meme as a declaration of war somehow and that starts a galactic war.
>>822143>all is going well>fat neckbeard with a Xenomorph daikimakura walks up with a sniffle>"UuuuuGH, AHKTUALLY in the fanart of my favourite porn artist you're supposed to have six sets of boobs!">shows pictures to aliens>ayytistic screeching
And that is how Earth became a tomb world
Only because he didn't like the Superior Predator-chan
I for one am anticipating the inevitable Bastion/Osira shipping.
>got a widow potg
>can't be happy since the match was awful with a nonexistent team
Like everything else involving Bastion, that would be incredibly boring
His animated short was one of the best ones though
How has the new character played? Are you guys liking her?>>822150
Did you free up for quest?
I haven't actually tried her yet
She seems okay to me
Can't play her yet
I tried to play her on ptr, got into a waiting for match with her, and then the match was canceled, it found another, and it kicked me from the ptr. So I gave up
soon, have to finish cooking.
[ptsd in the distance]
Okay, Hearthstone really is trying to salvage the situation and stop being a shit
Un'goro has some hopehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OuKWK8HjFU
The new trailer didn't have a song like the other ones, so Ben Brode sang one.
Watch at 1.5 speedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEmnpRSgqQk
oh updater fooled me
One thing just hit me about Osira and Numbani.
The place is super /k/.
They allow a little girl to have a huge combat robot around. Even without the weapons, Osira has been shown to be super strong and super dangerous.
That makes it worse!
They let a little girl run around collecting Combot parts in a crime scene. Unless she built them from the scraps that got thrown away, that would be a bit better.
see for yourself, she took them from the crime scene, thou she was just, already there, so maybe the authorities couldn't lock it down in time ?https://youtu.be/PsSi7-pFInc?t=29
To be fair, it doesn't state a timeframe for WHEN she started scavenging the parts; if she was doing it immediately afterwards, ie while Doomfist was still rampaging, then of course the police had bigger problems to worry about than a little girl scavenging junked robots.
and those junked robots kind of were
most of the police force…
There might not be mons for a while
At least Amber has her Pokeprince monthly
you should try to draw fast flanker
Or better yet, trainers
Now I'm wondering what the princess counterparts are like.
I think they'd use cooler Pokemon to appeal with the boys, so water princess uses Gyarados, maybe.
I don't really like her that much
Hard to believe, I know, but even that butt isn't enough to sway me >>822180
This however, is a much more inviting request
If you're okay with it! >>822183
Statistics are good
It was another perfect roll.
Doel my quests just steal those good rolls from other games? Is my Dewott going to get one shot for this?
Maybe I can make time for your fight tomorrow
I'm sure that's not the case!
Okay feeling kind of bad, gonna go after another post or two.
Thanks for running
actually gonna go now, can't sit up here anymore.
Hope you had fun.>>822188
Don't worry too much. You have important things to deal with.
I should clean, but I'm going to play Vidya instead.>>822194
I have awoken
Things I learned in these matches
>Mercy Heals a surprising amount
I felt my team mates deserved to die more often than they did
>Once the team is good, she is boring
Seriously, how can anyone defend this? I'm hiding behind Rein, his shield, Soldier, Bastion, and several walls while still contributing by holding down a button.
>The mouse is your greatest enemy
Heal the person with LOW HP, not the Soldier at full! I know I am clicking on him, work!
>>822198>They've simplified Mercy
Why don't they just let a bot play instead?I'll admit, I was panicking when I saw the enemy Mercy flying into the just ended battle.
The option's been there forever, friendo
>tfw want to go to the hobby store today but blurhg
Do you even play 40K or historical wargames? I near about your models, but rarely your matches
Yes 40k, I had the greatest match last weekend against Death Guard.
No historical wargames, no one plays them here
Besides DM only does collecting too
I just read something horrific.
Kaplan is Tigole, the man responsible for EQ's death and WoW's focus on raids.
Also Bush was a DIY for the CIA who was responsible for the DEA's CAP and DCU's foreclosure on LMJ
You do realise everyone gets those two acronyms and ONE name I wrote about, right?
What the FUCK is an EQ and who the FUCK is Kaplan and why should anyone care?
At least Overwatch isn't an MMO, so there's less to fuck up
I don't know, with how absolute garbage WoW's quests are focusing on raids instead may have been the better call.
Isn't every multiplayer game an MMO by default
Also I'm really getting into Witcher 2 now that I cleared Flotsam
Great for you. There really wasn't much in W2 that stuck out to me
I kinda found it funny that they did the "mage makes a protective bubble" thing again
Witcher 2 is a much richer experience for me than W1 ever was.
It could be worse
You could be doing math
Orisa is pretty fun so far.
I still haven't got to play her yet
We could play some PTR.
Lets talk about vampires
They fucking suck
>every time I get in 200 score of ranking up I get a fucking losing streak
Fucking love it game
Absolutely fucking love it
It's my fault, I wasn't here to wish you a good night and sleep well yesterday
Everything is your fault, you fucking asshole
Murder all deer>>822226
They fucking suck blood
I'm indifferent towards them>>822227
>tfw I accidentally betrayed Calth
I'm sure it did you good.
Not one of - it was easily THE best one.
Feels good huh
I need that ability back
The secret is to sleep an average of 5 hours per night for the rest of your week for a few years in a row.>>822234
I'll need more details
The secret is to sleep, full stop
I can do 20 hours without interruption but I have work and shit
Draw Sisters of Battle
>problem that's been plauging me for over a month turns out to be due to a tiny, really fucking vital thing my prof forgot to mention in the handouts
god fucking damn it
Is it frowned upon to ask the professor for help?
Never occured to me to ask. It was a problem related to dating minerals using ratios of Rubidium isotopes.
The method uses the changing ratio of radioactive Rubidium-87 and stable Rubidium 85. Nowhere in the notes did it actually state that Rb-87 decayed into Rb-85 but I just assumed it did until I remembered literally minutes ago that I've never actually seen it mentioned.
are we ded
What's the answer?
>Fallout New Vegas can be speedrun in 22 minutes
Nice "open world" game Obsidian!
Did you hear?
The strawman of Orbán said that the reason his company had a thousandfold increase in income (yes, you read that right, 1000x increase) while even Zuckerberg only had a sixfold increase is not because of corruption, it's because he is "Smarter than Zuckerberg"
Yes, that's a quote.
He said that.
Is it even out?
>>822257>he cares about speed runners
I'm not good at fighting games, no
You might be out of the loop, this is a pretty high level meme, you have to understand the BOTW meme first to get it>>822261
It's up on YouTube, you can do quicksave cripple glitch to grab +60% run speed, then you do a convo skip at the NCR monorail to get into the strip early. You do have to meet each faction though which does eat most of the run.
Wasn't it supposed to come out last month? >check site>they're still working
oh, RIP then
Yeah, but how the fuck do you get to ANY of the endings so fast, even if you go into the strip?
All varieties have at least 5 quests before the dam, and the dam battle itself takes a shitload of time
Never ever status achieved?
What, that they intentionally didn't block off the ending of BotW for speed running potential?
Getting to the Tops completes They Went That A Way so you get 2 full levels, get Black Widow and have sex with Benny to get the chip + Wild Card quest
Reach each faction and attack one of their NPCs to mark you as interacted with them, rush back to YesMan
Then you only have to do one quest (Dorado station) before you can do the battle for the dam>>822266
Actually you can sprint straight to Ganon in 16 minutes in BOTW but no one can beat him with starting gear
They'll finish it eventually..
>>822267>no one can
I'm pretty sure that's a challenge to the community
I remember I saw a 28 minute speedrun of Outlast when they just use one of the vents for a glitch to skip half from the mad doctor to the very end.>>822268
That's what they all say!
Knowing Nintendo you probably need the Master Sword to damage him
Well that's how it works. Master Sword or Light/Silver arrows are the only thing that can stop him. The final battle in OOT is unwinnable if you decide to stick with the Biggorn's Sword for whatever reason.
I tried once and it killed NL
The only way to take one of those down is something as strong as explosion magic
Tachikoma ruined GitS.
If you think that you haven't seen the manga
Manga is shit too.
Only 1st and 2nd movie are any good.
Why is Succ such a cute?
It's not his fault the rest of the series doesn't even try showing anything interesting.
I liked the Laughing Man case the most
Individual Eleven was a little too weird for me though
Maybe it is her aphathy that I find so appealing
If you're here, want to get your fight set up?
Now that I've had hands on
I suspect the biggest difference maker in a great Orisa will be ability to abuse her alt fire, it requires some thinking ahead because it's rather slow
I thought it was ready to start?
Only if you have time and I'm not stealing you from studying.
I eman, get started on your fight.
It's 1am so I think I'm done with work for the day
Quick, does anyone have the art of Emrille that lemon made?
I'm free for an hour, so sure.
That's from Maali!
maybe check his tumbler
Monday seems the likeliest.
If you had continued looking around in the Aqualesia building, I was fully willing to let you get to the last boss.
It was made before he had one…
>>822309>final boss was there all along>left because useless hacker burd kept telling me too
never listen to cowards again!
>only now read Maali's post
You fucked up bad
Post Buttermilk then?
The Maali buttermilk one?
You know, where she winks!
And people who jump in
Also, you received a bit of xp for finding the Mirage Falls, your pokemon may have new stats
I only have one very shameful character left
I'm afraid I'll get laughed at if I reveal himA 16-year old Sorceress's apprentice who is forced to crossdress
Anyone up for a couple of OW PTR rounds?
robot getting released into the proper server?
I was playing it earlier but I could get back on>>822324
Maybe a week if Ana and Sombra were any judge, but who can say?
It really seems like they rushed this character out
Despite what it looks like, I'm actually trying to do some setup and not brute force my way through.>>822325
What about your Pirates character?
Pls run Timbuktu?
I can see why you don't want to make one..>>822325
Yeah, I noticed.
Also holy shit Cali deals massive damage
I mean I love playing as him
There's that >1, I was expecting it to rear it's head soon.
You read Erfworld?
>Plan to Weaken Gyarado's seems to be working
Thematically, Cali wanted to fight and I needed to put her in first, but using Fighting game terms, I really shouldn't use her for Point. But two Razor Shells, I can't put that down.>>822338
That's it for me, I have to take my brother to work and do a few things. You should sleep.
I should. Fight's going well.
Also, Cali lost her weapon>>822340>trying to behead a large fish with a knife
Just punish me now fam
RIP Sea Shell
I'll ask the Gym Leader after the fight for it
Don't forget where you are>>>822343
At least you have food
You still kind of have to save Triss, if that's your thing
Preview from ME: Andromeda.
Apparently all those interspecies relationships have some disturbing side-effects.
What a thicc bug(?)
I got it from the Samus Aran thread. Someone was posting some cool biosuits.
You guys got an ETA on when you're finished?
I just found out that the Vespa in GTAV has two better variants. They both perform better than the normal Vespas and get some pretty ridiculous modding options. Perfect for the biker gang.
You guys got four for GTA already?
The fucksquad consists of DM, Gaius, Swatz (usually) and myself.
Would you like to vamp sometime this weekend?
As in tomorrow or Sunday? Sure.
I was gonna say tomorrow night, but then it'll be movie night.
So I'll be online from tomorrow afternoon and most of Sunday, so when you have time boop me!
Maybe he should have written his book more clearly.
1 - go to bed early
2 - play more witcher
Roll #1 1 = 1
All zeldas have been good, but this is probably the one I will regret missing the most
I still dunno if I should buy this for my WiiU or just wait to see if the Switch becomes worth buying
Well, despite looking I couldn't find that Emrille picture lemon did that you asked for.
I suppose it's lost to time, unless lemon's got a backup of it.
Someone has to have it!
lemon might, if you ask him.
What a fun, refreshing night I had.
No, card games with friends to celebrate another friend's birthday.
I had a memetastic match on Numbani with a guy who I assume was finnish and his friend who I assume was french.
We kept memeing about calling each other racist things by 'accident' and then misinterpreting it. I don't know how to explain it but it was retarded in the most glorious way.
And we won, too.>>822385>"Now watch this Play of the Game">Knight gets it with the two headshots after spamming forever
Only way it could have been better if someone played the Curb your enthusiasm theme
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM was fun enough.
What a dead and desolate place.
>win 7 of my placement games
>lose the 8th because of a level 38 widow main who refused to switch and kept killing himself on genji deflect
>que up again, he's on the team
And that us how a placement match of mine was an automatic loss
Because I dodged the game
Because I refuse to fucking play with someone who I reported and blocked, but matchmaking still qued me up with this piece of human waste
that's legit awful, like formal complaint worthy
You should write an angry letter, explaining just how angry you are.Because honestly what's the point of a "block this person" button if it doesn't block them from your matchmaking? Maybe it only applies to the messaging/DM services, but still. They should explain that if that's all blocking someone does.
I'm not even angry, I'm just really disappointed
I really just can't believe that someone you blocked is still matched with you, that is just awful and shows a total lack of foresight in anti-griefing
Stram will start in about 12 hours. Give or take an hour.
That thought she stated she can't wait, she'll have to because the stream doesn't start for another 12 hours and she'll probably be asleep by then.
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I'm pretty excite so I posted many reactions
>lose 8, win 2, rank 2777
>lose 2, win 7, rank 2574
Thank you, matchmaking
Also thank you for blessing me with the french Genji main who lost us the last match because "Why should I pick soldier, I want to play my main, have Reaper switch, it's not like he is countering the three tanks while I'm just a waste of human space an resources and should do a world a favor and kill myself"
Is this trickster behind this?!
How did you know?
She is a free spirit
I wish she talked at me endlessly>>822419>tfw no stampede of ponkas
Someday you'll have your own panker, Nopo.
Even if she is just a figment of your imagination.
How is she so cuuuuuuuuuuute?>>822423
I had a ponka-fan girl
I think that was the closest I got
Huh, which episoe was this?>>822426
I'd post Rarity.wav
if I was less lazy
season 5 episode 22
But isn't that a halloween floots episode>>822429
the one called "what about discord"
What was it about?
twily goes on a spa weekend and when she comes back, all her friends are buddies with discord and she thinks he cast a spell on them
Twily misses three days and the other five bond with Discord.
She goes nuts thinking that he's ensorcelled them when the truth is he didn't and thought it would be funny for the group to keep the in-jokes they've made unexplained.
oh, actually it was about sorting the library all weekend, which twily finds relaxing, but its not actually shown so whatever
Ooooooooooooh, that one
I recall now
Twily gets pretty autistic in that one
To be fair, wasn't it a common joke once upon a time that people would be totally fine watching a pony sleep or just do incredibly mundane tasks for an episode simply because it would be a cute pony doing it?
>>822440>it has Zecora in it
Now I feel bad because I actually watched a fucking stream of cats sleeping once
Not so funny meow
, is it?
To be fair, though, cats are adorable.
Support can carry hard yo
Although I was mostly tanking in S4
Still bummed about being so low in plat, the climb is going to be fucking awful
As I said, I had 8 losses last time and got 2777
I got 7 wins this time and got 257something
More to dig ourselves out of, which is probably what Blizzard wants.
My goal will be to get above Gold, so I have a lot of work ahead.
I set my goal as getting to Masters
But that might actually be hard to do if I get past 3000+
>lost our entire base but our throne and defending towers>managed to pull our shit togetehr at the last moment and defend until we could rush staight for their throne
holy fucking shit>>822450
want to continue?
We started losing early on because we kept getting picked off and the enemy team lineup was really good at that, we endedu up losing everything but made sure to make the enemy pay for it every time they succesfully sieged a bit. Managed to rush out straight for their base after the last defense when we managed to get everyone.
It was an hour long, goddamn
Sure, I can go for an hour
RNG loves to twist the knife in the wound
I should add some critical effects to non damaging moves
It's like a longer Perish Song, isn't it?
Build around it with Evasion and Defense moves and you can short work many of them.
I'll need to nerf it when you come up against legendaries.
I wanna produce a fighting game where one of the characters' names is Kage, pronounced kah-gay, and another character's name is Kayge, pronounced like cage, and Kayge's story mode is that he's a super-serious dude who's annoyed that people confuse him with Kage, and his story-mode would be a direct reflection of Kage's except he doesn't know why anything is going on.
I'll just need to find other ways to turn Airy into a vampire.
Oh man, I must tell you that this victory felt real good. I knew it was going to be hard, and it felt like it was uphill against a waterfall the whole way.Looking it up, Mega Gyarados is 2x weak to Fighting while the original model halved it. So glad I kept Cobalt in the sidelines.
I-I thought you'd be disappointed, that's good to hear
Now is just relaxing cutscene time
It went through half of my team and basically one-shot one of them. It was hard, it just happens that I have a good number of damaging status moves. It really felt like fighting against the storm when dealing with Gyarados.I wanted to use Twister at the end, since it would have had a cool 'clearing the skies' thing attached to it. I also talked myself out of using Slam, to do a more mean-spirited put down move on at the end.
Thanks for the battle, but I need to head to bed now.
Alright, sure. Night
One last question. Did I buy a Waterproof bag, or a waterproofing kit?
My goal is just Diamond. I'm in a bit of a lull right now, so I might not even make that. Too much other stuff to play. Guess I'll see how my placements go.
I shall watch all pono episodes in German
>1903 Finnish schoolbook covering Europe and its peoples
Leddit translated large parts of it: https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/5xczxu/finnish_school_book_1903_for_2nd_graders/
>Belgians are good with their hands, hard working, and very energetic. The Flemish appearance is similar to the Dutch. The women wear a cute national costume, a short skirt, pretty vest, scarf, and headwear that looks like a helmet and is often made of silver. The men wear a blue dress. The Wallonians are fierce, cheerful, and vain, just like the French people who they are related to.
Belgium confirmed to be C U T E
When are you going to hear back about your position?
Late next week at earliest
doesn't stop me from having a heart attack every time I hear an email notification
Yeah, I can imagine with a wait like that.
What if ponies and quests?
I'd be lying if I said I knew what I wanted right now.
In about an hour I can vamp
K. Will take short breaks to do laundry during it.
I know what I want to play!
You ever played in Settlers?
Okay. So in it I had a character, called Juliá. A griffon who had been a detective in her old life and had to flee to the new world because she stepped over the line, investigated something too closely. Never specified.
She was also a witch doctor, and commuted with the shadows of objects to learn things from them.
This gave me an idea for a vigilante by night, private eye by day character who uses the shadows as her superpower.
The only ponies I'm conceivably managing are robots though
Shame. But I don't have time for quest anyway.
Stram in about an hour, or two hours if we don't have enough people then.
This isn't a game, if we get caught we might go to the dungeon!
I thought it was way later?
Is getting caught part of her plan?
Like I said before, around the time fresh horses usually air.
I thought that was later!
Maybe I was thrown off by greenwich mean time
4 people to join the stream? I'll set it up soon.
I have literally never seen witches before, by the way
I do, but then I remind myself that everyone is a jerk anyway.
Outside of work I do literally nothing all day. I think it's getting to me.
is there something you want to do?
maybe a gaming store that you can hang out in?
I think so, but their hours are weird as hell. They open in the middle of the afternoon for some reason.
Pls cute hoers I need to split work with you>>822519
I'd love to quest for you, but I'm going to be busy for a month
that seems normal enough for a hobby store, are they open late into the night then?
horse is a hard worker, she'll do her share.
I've pondered going back to school.>>822524
Probably, but I need to be in bed early since I have to get up at 3 for work.
Hey, I did say we were going to watch the latest episode!
going to school would certainly keep you busy.
Okay, well you have.. an animal shelter that you could ask to volunteer at? Maybe walk dogs for them or something?
Anyone else coming so I can send invites?
What a pretty ponoe>>822530
What a pretty crystal ponoe
To study what?>>822532
She is very qt
I hadn't thought of that.>>822534
Broadcasting again, probably. It would be the only way to get an internship I missed out on, at least.
PC just died again. Going to see if I can reboot properly.
I know right?
I'm still saying we could watch more serious stuff too, but watching Monthy Python next is also promising
We already watched most bond movies together
>got breath of the wild for WiiU
ha ha, time to spend the next several hours in hyrule
we can do it again
Have fun! /v/ says its actually hard
there were movies?
Neat. I'm probably going to Fashion Souls it.
manages to look right even, amazing
BotW is probably gonna be the hardest game to optimize cemu for.
In the meanwhile, Bayo 1 and 2 are perfectly emulable now!
the fire has already risen>>822565
I can out up with it!
>Leslie nielsen marathon
Best weekend I've had in recent memory
But what does it mean
I would fuck
>>822577>Zipper closes upwards
Hm, I guess it makes sense
what a stronk tail
A curious thing to single out from that!
>>822599>most evilest, terrible, applethirsty of all the vamponies
Don't let her mild demeanor deceive you, she comes straight from Tartarus
That's what they want you to believe
>>822605>this is not good
L E L
>>822605>>822606>using water instead of bread
They asked for it.
I tell you something else dude.
I've seen many handicapped people in my life.
And this one's a fake.
He's in a wheelchair.
>Our team is getting fucking trashed, trickling bronzes fighting golden weapon players in 1v6 matchups
>I'm playing Lucio
>First match ends in a huge stomp
>Other healer leaves, I switch to Sombra
>DPS: Just what we needed, another DPS!
>I end the game with all golds
Fucking garbage DPS players man
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