First for Witcher 3 but too lazy to play it
Playing 1 and 2 first makes it a lot better.
That's why I'm too lazy
Also I can't remember what the combat overhaul was for Witcher 1
Also I should complete Derk Souls 3 but I never feel like vidya when I have the time ;-;
Rise of the White Wolf is a great Witcher 1 overhaul mod
I wish I could remember that after I've downloaded the game.
>it's gonna take 6 hours to download witcher
>found 20 hungarian forints on the floor
my reality is melting
How much is a forint worth?
You already know what to serve in the next Finn meet
How did I miss that?
It's from blood and wine, apparently
>use all my vials to craft almost everything that I need for a Daria deck
>third time in a row where the hand is just complete shit
So you need to spellboost your followers
It seems I either get just the spells or just the followers but never both
When you make it!
It's gonna take me at least a week to play through each Witcher!
Fuck all of you too.
Fuck you too
You're not even a real wizard
You're just an upstart fucking mudblood who got lucky by finding a fuckinst staff
You're nothing, Akko, and you will never amount to anything in life and you will never be a real fucking witch
>start Witcher for the first time after downloading it
>check the settings and shut it off
>it leaves both my screens black and I can't do anything
>had to hard reset
>wondering what I should say if they ask if I'll be doing drugs in the netherlands
Outright saying no I'll be a good boy seems suspicious
That's a very checkered, depressed zebra
Wat a lewd marshmallow
Hands off, asshole!
well I can remove the checkers >>817474
hey at least you knew what it was
Hey now, she's not bad, she just made some questionable decisions the night before
really doubt I can do better until I can plug in the blasted tablet.
It's not using micro-usb?
Also, at least you still did it despite the tablet not being operational, so you can have some time until you can do it like that!
It does but its… the slot is inset about half an inch and all of my wires are too thick to get inside of it.
Do you know what it looks like when a plane hits a deer?
Something like this
It's a shame I couldn't get a picture of what was left of the dumbass animal though
>>817482>tfw it's too big to fit for Andy
Are you sure it's not one of the funky variants?
Mini-usb or whatever it is called?
I will look around more later, the wire has to be around..
Have you tried the 'instert, flip, instert, flip, instert' method?
All usbs must be flipped at least twice to work properly
Its literally too narrow, but just a tiny bit of plastic.
Oh shit I know that problem very well, my tablet also accepts absolutely no other cable besides its own
Can you share with us a picture of your tablet? >>817483
Fake and gay
Everyone knows deer can't fly so how would a place hit one?
It hit the deer as it was taking off, while it was on the ground, you dumb motherfucker.
I suppose could take a picture to show you what I mean, but that wouldn't really fix what I'm talking about.
The usb to mirco usb cable has you know, a little plastic around it to protect from bump and let you hold it or whatnot. This plastic is just barely
thick enough that it can't get into the tablet's slot, although the tablet slot clearly is mircosize..
okay just a sec then
What's all this about Andy being unable to fit it in?
It all started with me and a zebra…
Clearly you need a micro sized pony to fix it
Next picture you're going to post is of a dent in a submarine and say that it hit a deer while it was taking a dive >>817492>>817493
Oh my God yeah that's the exact problem I had with mine!
Let me guess the cable you're trying to fit is like the one in the right and the one that belongs to your tablet Is like the one in the right?
That's… really strange
Thought as much.
Oh, yea I think it does need that L shaped one.
Guess I'm fugged until I find it.
It already exists.
Good luck finding it. See if no one grabbed it without knowing and thought it was just another regular USB cable
Can you take a picture of your whole tablet BTW? I'm curious
When you shell out the mone
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maybe I can order just the stupid wire online or something.. >>817506
ugh, I don't want a whole new tablet.. >>817505
give me a dongle so I can use my tablet without a dumb wire that gets lost instead
What's this about a deer hitting a plane?
Also first reaction when restarting the witcher: gosh I don't remember this looking so much like arse
I wasn't gonna link this but
here top tier cyberpunk dating https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuvGd3oVj8Y
Thank you for the epipelsy at the start, I didn't know what I was missing today until I felt my eyes melt out from flashing lights
here you go>>817512
Darn it didn't work.
I need to slp now
Going to beat up everyone else in the room tomorrow
You go, bdn-senpai.
Yeah it's the same as mine, how neat
You should be glad Andy, now you are one step closer of being just like your favorite artist, Me, Maali!
That's right, today is defective.
Let's go demand a new today. >>817514
Watch out, online stores don't do refunds on the weekend.
…what exactly is up with that picture?
That thing on her shirt, is that what I think it is?
Why does that upset you
>>817524It doesn't, dumbass, it was something else>>817523
If it's full of malware I swear to god
It's literally a Les Miserables spoof.
Well excuse me mister, I was thinking of another revolution with colored cockardes
probably exactly what you think
I mean it's hard to mistake.
have another seizure instead
gonna study a bit now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w6WfXYKZec
>>817530>the two revolutions are only a decade or so apart>picture is matte/black and white so you can't tell the three colors properly>revoltuion
I'm sorry for thinking about the history of my own country sooner than the french>>817531
You might be colorblind.
>>817533>dull red>dull blue that looks grey
Nah not really You can be even better
Okay, explain to me why I didn't see it as an italian flag then.
Y'all discussing dildos again?
Those eyes have seen some shit.
I expected it to be more penisy>>817536
Do you have a mid 19th century revolution that involved wearing those exact same things?
All of europe did.
It was a wave of revolutions, I know.
But still, I assocaite cockardes more with the history of my own country than other countries
time to celebrate by staring a new lesson
>witcher uniform comes with cowboy spurs
But Andy, staring at it doesn't do anything. You've got to start it, too.
I should be going to get food too
I have also been staring at an unfinished sentence in a word document for the past hour and can't find the will to fucking finish it
I can't, the piece of shit crashes if I alt-tab
Also all the characters havr less emoting in their faces than the first Max Payne
Fixing Felfire when?
When we start talking about it
Like we are doing right now?
>Alishaan now knows my order the moment I set foot in his establishment>therefore I can get a fresh pizza in like 10-15 minutes
I think it is safe to say I have infiltrated the muslim pizza place>>817556
Well no, since I was gone to get food
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How about posting something fun
>Witcher just crashes randomly during a conversation
I don't know
ALSO if you fucking open the fucking steam overlay in the loading screen you lose the cursor and can only alt-f4
AND then this happens
Yeah it ain't easy, it's like a squashed circle that suddenly curves upward.
>clicking the right mouse button feels weird
I don't want to buy a new one
Have you two never written cursive? It's an upper case D.
Have you tried taking it apart and cleaning it? Could just have some junk in there.
Actually maybe I'm just doing it wrong, I started with that tail and circled in.
You're starting with a straight line and not a curved one
I was about to ask yeah you're supposed to start with the inner part of it >>817569
Not really? It definitely looks quite different >>817572
Yeah and I only realized that mistake later on the page
I have no tools, and even if I did, it doesn't have a single screw on it, so I can't really clean it aside from nudging shit out with a toothpick
That sucks. Maybe the screw is under the factory label? That happens sometimes. What kind of mouse is it?
>fuckall is happening
>bored to fucking tears
>try some vidya, QP in OW, nice 24 ping but the match is sort of lame since it's QP
>Well, I'll just play some comp then, since I played an entire QP with no problems whatsoever
>enter QP, immediately shoot up to 4000 ping, cannot move, can't even leave spawn, get memed on by a team that has 1 tank and the fuckboy brothers, lose 30 SR
Fuck everything about today
Just end my fucking life
Today has been the worst fucking possible day in every concievable fucking manner
Fix the fucking Go to Bottom button already, you broke it when you broke the updater, because that has been nothing but shit too ever since you 'fixed' it
Oh yeah, the theme of some shitty mainstream 2deep4u classic anime, that's just what I need to calm down
You be trash boyo
I don't think so… he called his favorite OC trash, there's no helping this
Not as trash as you are>>817587
Nah, that's just awful
All of it>>817588
Technically that timeline doesn't exist anymore
I wanna see batmovie sometime soon
You don't tell me how I will or will not feel
You either will or won't feel something later.
I hope it's the raptous feeling of being fucking dead to an aneyurism
I can't be mad at Gabe, bless his soul in heaven
Also, that was the fucking song my high school class did a fucking japanese themed performance at the Senior's Ball
and I'm not sure why I got reminded of that
You guys did a Japanese-themed cover of Chop Suey? Why that of all songs?
Well, if it helped.TBH it expresses the feeling of utter frustration quite well, helped me out a lot in highschool
>>817599>metal in high school
No, we just danced/performed to it, the guys dressed in those jap robes with swords while the girls were dressed as geishas.>>817599In high school when I wanted to blow off steam I just hopped on over to my best friend, we went out in the garage where no one would bother us an listen to hungarian trashpunk with lyrics like "A guy got stuck in a tractor because he jizzed on the door and it got stuck", "I ate pasta with potatoes today" and "hungarian pussy is the best in the world" while drinking beer an occasionally smoking
yea, and I suppose you listened to jpop and classic rock exclusively like a person born with taste
Don't hate, the jpop Life chose me.
What do you fags wanna do?
Fucking anything at this point, really.
>browsing 5e games on Roll20
>there's been this one Finnish game that's had one open slot for ages
Get your fucking fifth guy already, jeez.
Which batmovie? >>817593
I didn't word myself properly, sorry
What I meant was that by tomorrow, this anger will have faded I'm sure >>817596
Yeah that's good too, he just needs to let it out, it's healthier than keeping it in
faff I suppose
I'd suggest borderlands but your ping issue would be a thing
Kizumonogatari, part of the Bakemonogatari series. It's the first part of the story that wasn't covered in the TV show, where the main character gets turned into a vampire during spring break and gets contracted to a vampire gal who turns into a loli from reasons.
Yeah, and I'm not even sure what the fuck is going on, the first three or four weeks there was no problem with the internet whatsoever not even during peak times
Well yeah, I was going to suggest quest but then I noticed Wf was gone too
Isn't sylt here? Destiny is a thing that could happen. And even if he isn't, then Andy's got Kelaniquest to go on.
I've had a horribly shitty day, I have no inspiration whatsoever to run any of my games
Anything warm to drink? Or hell, just some chocolate by itself should help.
Your tendency to get mad at anything means most days are shitty for you.
That means beastperson, right?
Also Nopo should see it then, he's all about the vamp loli
That sounds like a single woman in her 40's kind of advice>>817617
Must be shitty for you too, with how many successful quests you are running all the time
Technically it's closer to just straight up "monster" than it is beastperson. For that, you'd want "kemono.">>817619
Hey, don't knock what works. A shower helps, too.
>>817613>this was the time you'd actually need him if you wanted to arrange police support for your attack
its been a bad week for quests I guess
Well, is there someplace you'd want to go in Norales maybe…
>>817618>Obake (お化け ?) and bakemono (化け物 ?) are a class of yōkai, preternatural creatures in Japanese folklore. Literally, the terms mean a thing that changes, referring to a state of transformation or shapeshifting.
You're thinking of kemono, which are animals that act like people.
Its the city's name
AKA Neo Norales
Oh yeah, I forgot
I thought it was something specific
4 hours ago you HATED witcher!
No I didn't, it was just legitimate criticism.
You sounded pretty mad at it for the crashes.
>>817631>saying a game crashes means you hate the game
What nopo said. Stalin Subway crashes and is a totally SHIT game but I still love it.
Well no but I would be quite mad at a game which keeps crashing on me.
well yeah, I was pretty mad, but it doesn't mean I HATE the game.
I truly hope the Swedish people can recover from the atrocities of yesterday's events.
Trump said something?
Nothing yet, my money is "that's the info I'd been told"
Shame about that terror attack.
I mean, I only read that "Trump said something and the Swedes went 'wat' click here to read more!" and I went "no thanks."
>>817638>>817639>tiny trump is 2nd most popular 'news' story on bbc
memes are news now!
trump implied that a terror attack happened in sweden last night, and sweden was confused.
that's all. he was probably confused with something else.
must be because all those alt-universes ended in nuclear fire, which produced profound psychic echoes.
I felt like I was being drawn into the meet dimension when I found that 20 forint coin you gave me.
I must have been drunk, just nonchalantly giving you a fortune like that
>memeing with groves is inspiring me to write a book
>memeing with gaius is inspiring me to make a web series
Why must this happen to me
Just fap and any motivation will leave you.
S T O P T H E M E M E S
Why is this also directed at me
share the homo lust
Well I'm in public right now but if you insist
I can't imagine how this idea has taken root.
Roll #1 6 = 6
Did I get home too late to do anything
Unfortunately. It's already past midnight for me.
When are you around tomorrow?
Same time I normally get off on weekdays.
We really need to continue rewatching that.
Roll #1 7 = 7
I fucking love pixel animation dude
Crazy shading there.
What happened to the homolust, it was like one post.
Nah, just going for a joke.
You know when Ballus has that stoic face all the time I wonder when they actually are enjoying anything.
Maali why not? >>817693
Also have you seen this? I thought you'd like it
That's what I called my PC in that game.
That looks alright, I wasn't really into KLK.
>Wasn't really into KLK
Dang really? This picture just reminded me of you because of that Gilda picture you posted ages ago
I don't remember that one, but alright.
I just went for a goofy name since I never do that kind of thing and it seemed like a goofy game.
>when you put on a movie and the first thing you think is 'couldn't they have gotten a better font for the opening credits than Papyrus?'
Andy why would you do this to me, I already ate.
because positive vibes
Positive vibes won't actually put brie wrapped in brioche in my belly.
But I guess my mom will like it if I link it to her so thanks anyway.
who doesn't like cheesy food, I mean really!
people who don't like pungency depending on the cheese
People who don't like soft foods
Sizing up my competition
All girls for now, which should help me stand out
3 people fighting for my slot, including me
I sure hope there aren't a whole bunch of competitors being interviewed right now and we're waiting for them
My main concern is not being able to if there's another batch being interviewed separately
Still waiting, should have started 5 minutes ago
I hope they did
Competition was tough, but I saw a lot of things written about me
Is your normal bebtime?
>barely any ground visible from under the ice almost the entire way to the train station
I'm a bit surprised I didn't slip
AH, lost connection to the server. At least I beat Sulhyvan without much difficulty.
That guy still ranks high in my boss lists even across the entire series. Not the most mechanically interesting boss but I love the presentation.
I think the most 'oh shit' moment in the series is at Belfry Luna
>Oh man I just beat those two PvP players to ring the bell, I gotta get the fuck out of here I'm low>Through the fog door!>Oh fuck boss Gargoyles>Oh fuck there's five of them now>Well at least I beat them, but it was close>OH FUCK A FUCKTON OF DOGS AND AN NPC INVASION
>furiously hammering f5 at the tracking page for muh sisters of battle
It's because he can combo like an SNK boss.
The hardest enemies for me have been in Bloodborne but the baseline difficulty for that is a bit higher than DS3, at least.
Orphan killed me 30 times, I rarely got close.
Then I got gud and realized his weakness is walking.
>stomach already churning
>Still drinking the black tar they serve as coffee at work
Bb is certainly the hardest in the series overall but I'm not sure how to rank its bosses individually against the other games. Orphan of Kos is probably the single hardest boss there (not counting the sequence break version of Logarius). Other contenders include
Ornstein & Smough
Soul of Cinder
Assuming you fight them alone and don't use anything that makes the fight trivial like sniping Allant or using a greatshield on Manus.
Special mention goes out to the Bullshit League, since if you fight any of them it's your own stupid fault. >King Vendrick with 0 giant souls >Sequence break Logarius >Dancer as your first boss >The Fats McGee Flying Circus alone
>class in 30
What could possibly go wrong.
What could possibly go right?
Assert your male dominance over them, BDN-sama.
WHERE ARE THE FEMALE OVERWATCH MEMBERS
There's like, Sombra and Symmetra there
Kinda cheaply drawn
Power sword + book
Can't, they go on the same arm
Speaking of Witcher, real life needs a trading card game where you get the cards by going out and fucking whores
>had a dream about going being home in the flat with my friends smoking shisha, drinking bear and eating popcorn
Pretty much dreamt about everything I've been missing since I left
Only in Nopo dreams you can drink a whole bear
Cut the sword and pistol arms above the fingers
Cut the sword hilt
Put a pin through the entire three part thing to align it
It's not hard.
Also the scroll might look really good with the sword too.
Grab any spare gun handle and you can have the gun on her hip.
Witcher 3 Hearts of Stone
Massive spoilers if you ever plan on playing or watchingA guy who goes around making contracts that always end badly for the other party, and is gradually shown to be pretty much all-powerful.The only depiction of the Devil that's really chilled me
WHY WOULD YOU TEMPT ME YOU SATAN
I started last night
I'm gonna continue after I finish eating din dins
I'm shit at getting /fit/
going okay at learning thou.
I went to bed at a normal time and woke up at 8, so I might have fixed the weird sleep pattern thing. >>817774
what a pile of pokes>>817775
this is 7/10 : its not shit
'1d10' rolling for SASRoll #1 4 = 4
Only a mild case, it will solve itself in a few hours.
No cryotanks for you
Will you?Roll for it
>>817776>/fit/>girls with abs
>>817784>rolling to live
'1d10+1' using body stat>>817785someday dat gonna be me
not for a long time thou, unless I get much better at working out soon.Roll #1 3 + 1 = 4
You die in the gameInstert 5000 eurochip to continue
>>817790hack it with my new hacker skillz
'1d10+14'Roll #1 7 + 14 = 21
Congratulations! You just purchased 999999999 more lives!
now I can play forever… wait..
You have enabled microtransactions!
Congratulations! You have purchased the Hovercar!
Congratulations! You have purchased Titanium armor!
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Just in time, your account balance is…
You can still buy dinner today if
you find the cheapest place on the planet
Good thing it was sylt's card since he suggested I play GTA 200
>>817797>giving a card to a woman>ever>especially in the future
He must have suffered brain damage during one of his implants
Imagine if we monetized questsAs Kelani flexes his wings victoriously, the avatar of Mother Nature walks up to him in a sultry fashion, leaning close to his ear and softly whispering "I'm going to need about treefiddy"
the audience is small. I don't think you could get much.
I wonder if a game shop would pay you to GM for them, demo games, or the latest campaigns released by paizo, so they can keep interest up and move figures and maps and other merch..
Keep at it. I believe reaching some personal achievements will boost your sense of self.
It might be more like trade
"I'm going to pay you one session of X if you run Y for me"
I actually read a nice article in the brit news
said stuff like, your life isn't a checklist of tasks, really made me think about why I want to do things.
Understanding what drives you can be a powerful thing when it comes to enjoying life. Unfortunately it's seldom as easy as picking a generic life lesson like 'just do what makes you feel good' or 'don't slack off, make yourself famous'
That's probably how it is yea.
In the future you probably just write up the session's encounters in a stim creator, leave enough choices there for them, and make a file of it. then you trade files with the other person. If they get stuck you can jump on and live GM, but I bet usually you wouldn't have time to just wait around for them.. and imagine if they are on a different fucking earth, the ping would be insane
Would you be a professional Dungeon Master, Andelia? >>817806
Isn't that what we do here, sorta
It's not like people don't run if they aren't run for
I for example just like to keep a healthy balance of both running and playing>>817810>ping is high since you are running a game trans-planetary>try to spawn a monster as GM>nothing happens>spam the button>Accidentally spawn two dozen of a tough enemy
>>817808>tea is threatened by coffee
wat a brit problem
I suggest they throw the coffee into the sea.
I have these thoughts every year or so. They help.
>12 am>already slpy
This wasn't how my holiday was supposed to be
I'll be able to enjoy my life when I have something I really feel proud of. I am getting closer to knowing what that might be.
Its okay to rest man, you're a finite human, you can't do infinite things.
Dressed up as indians?
>>817811If It paid I would do it
Thou, really, I can't do voice acting, so I'm probably shitty IRL which is what they'd want.
As muslims, its a better disguise since they are everywhere.
>>817818>I can't do voice acting
Well, because you haven't tried yet>>817819
I wish to be less finite
>>817820>this is a bait
I have one voice, three accents
and that's all. That's not voice acting you know. >>817823
It is bait
I want you to Voice Act Kelani, right now. Do it. Do it, you know you want to.
>>817826>singing about robots
Its kind of a long piece, I so I don't want too right now. maybe on wed.>>817828>she wanted ultra beasts so badly that she made her kids look like them
it all comes together now
I'll pick a post at random from the last thread.
You can VA that.
'1d116'Roll #1 49 = 49
She looks like UB-beauty herself.
Dunno, I kinda see it. Same body shape and same hair, straight and coming off to the sides.
It IS ridiculous and that's why you must do it
maybe that's what she was aiming for? had she even seen it before..
I see nopo's fetish is expanding into the Meta.
You got me, I have a fetish for fun
You can voiceact a random Mona post too if you want
Oh god my sides
You make it sound like he was a gnarly manddude almost trying to seduce him
"NOT THE BONE OH GOD NOT THE BONE!">>817842>>817843
Guess I oughta listen to that later.
Just Voice act Mona saying "What" in an incredibly confused manner and you'll have 80% of her lines done>>817844
It confirms Kelani to be a californian
That makes sense…
But that's pretty gay when he's talking to stallions then!
"Fuck!" in a very loud and sudden voice covers 10% more, "Fuckfuckfuck." in a low, ushered voice covers the rest.
See now I'm imagining the voice of a guy trying to seduce someone and it was so gay.
Its not good but first take was I'm batman tier of "gravelly"
>>817849>But why are you wiggling your eyebrows then>>817850
It is pretty gay!>>817848
Nah, we need at least 2% "AAAAAAAAAAAA!"
This must be why Kelani has no male friends..
How could I forget the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAs!
Is Erdei not a friend?
He's just completely unphased by the shenanigans of some young colt.
Oh yea, and the "empath" too
Why did you put the "empath" like that?Also have you considered that he might not mind?~>>817856
The splash in the flooded tunnel an the squeak in the nursery were the best use of roll20 sounds and I'm not sure if I can ever replicate such greatness
I'm sure we will visit many, many other fucked up places.
Though I gotta say the squeak was the best one because of how unexpected it was.
I was so glad that there was this perfect, 2 second long squeak, not too short to be lost to time but not needlessly long.
Plus I bet you expected some much more fucked up shit concening how this place has pararells to Ghostville
But I'm sure you have that figured out by now
I think his power is suspicious, in a meta sense. like maybe he's just got the same thing as buttermilk, but no control over it.
you're extremely silly.
There is a very important difference about them though, Buttermilk conciously knows what is going on and can manipulate everything accordingly.
He doesn't have control over anything. He can just show other ponies what someone has already experienced (or is currently experiencing) but it is very straining on him. He is also plagued by the whole thing that he cannot contol it a lot of times so he just starts experiencing blissful or horrible things at random.You think I was joking but I wasn't.
Well, that is important yes.
I think his powers lack of range is very very suspicious 2homo
His power has infinite range.
send Kelani the warning about him being hunted with them not even close.
The physical connection just help, like how your connection is better if it comes with a fibre-optic cable rather than wifi, as silly as it sounds.What, are you suggesting gay people don't exist? The fact that he 'likes' Kelani has been vaguely implied
You should run a quest with a party
I'm not sure if breezies count
Eh I guess it does >>817818
But doing the voices is probably the most fun part
Along with rolling the dice behind your table and looking at the players faces
Maybe I will, faggot
Is he a jedi? Kelani probably is used to it by now if you want to make him having a smooth voice 24/7 canon
Nope, he's a… historian of emotions, sorta.
He can see the feelings and memories of people from the past and the present but he is disregarded by most because he cannot tell the future and 'what's the point in a claivoyant who can't even tell the future'Used to a stallion homolusting after him?Fund it, make it happen
Tell me about it>>817868
I saw that, good jobs
It's a secet
That's an adorbs bun though
Man, Witcher sure likes to throw a lot of stuff at you at once
I don't even know where to start with Vizima
Happy Kings of America Day!
Hard to imagine you niggers had a president in the 1700s
Dusty do you drink Mupy?
You mean Murphy?
Like an Irish potato alcohol or something?
Dusty do you drink Mupy?
Third time's a charm.
3rd world food.
The fuck is that even
It's actually a popular Otaku drink here
>>817880>italians critiquing others on their food and 3rd-worldedness
Fruit juice drinks with soy
You poke a hole in the bag with a straw and drink
LITERALLY first world. Unlike you russian pets who like to eat pudding which looks like diarreha with wank on top.
Enjoy your rotten-through shithole
Speaking of that
I am getting addicted to a sparklig passion fruit drink
That reminds me, I've never been so disappointed before in my life than when I bought a sparkling ice tea from a Belgian drink vending machine.
I just randomly picked this off a shelf when I was thirsty
It is SO fucking strange for me that canned drinks are so popular here
Feels like such a waste
Passion fruit is the best fruit dude
Also what it 'Sparkling'?
I want to, because
The old that is strong does not wither
You're not making any sense!
Link me a fitting piece from the Fran Bow soundtrack while you're baiting!
Going to give LWA another try, anyone here interested in joining us?
I will be in like 20-30 mins
Sure, waiting no longer than 30 minutes though.
I'm pretty sure you're getting me to say something embarrassing.
Because that drink sounds a lot like 'muh pee'
I never played that edgefest!
No, I don't drink Mupy.
Alright thanks for answering
CSI: Dark Ages will continue after these messages
Witcher sure likes to make you run around it's maps a lot huh
I wonder if it's like that in the other games too
Do you think someone ever tried to run a quest with Minecraft?
You mean here? No. Nope. Definitely not.
What's that mouse and why does it look like Rap Rat?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW5m3ix8KuI
No I mean somewhere
>>817920>Dimensional Horror Dimensional Horror>Dimensional Horror
So, it's a dimensional horror to dimensional horrors?
It's a dimensional error, more like.
>house smells like someone burnt toast
You might be having a stroke!
I'm also thinking that maybe
Someone burnt their toast in the kitchen
I do hope I'm not getting a stroke, that much is true
I think you would have known by now
Or not, since I'd be, y'know, out of it
I'd just wake up in a hospital, dazed and confused, a few days later
If anyone came to help me, that is
Over here if something happens I migth just die
Well that's a sad attitude
I don't have that many friends over here yet
You people might start to worry after a day or two of me being gone completely without a word, but wouldn't really have any way to get help, and even if you did, chances are I'll be dead by the time that happens
That's just being realistic, isn't it?
Even ponk clever
Can't spot AJ and I don't care enough about her to look any more
Nice, I wasn't sure about Pinkie Pie until someone confirmed it for me.
Not the big black square, the small chalkboard with writing on it
What he saidThe chalkboard the blonde guy is holding next to the guy in the pink shirt
AJ is in the bottom-right relief.
you'd be the one to spot her for me
The image is also several years old. The only one I could find before was ponk.
Couldn't, I should say.
I haven't been in the meta much this weekend because I'm getting involved in SS13 a lot lately again, and also I've been watching Star Vs on top of already following DB Super
You know, there just aren't enough hours for everything, so I'll probably be on the sub a lot less in general. It's good to cut back though.
Dsty, you never draw her anyway.
I know, I recall it from MLPG, but you expected me to remember what I found back then?>>817960
Say hello to Dawn, Zulu, vs, Sol and Tela for us from the Great Beyond>>817961
But I wasn't fucking with you, she is right there!
I'll still try to be around for brzie if Sion steam messages me, although Timbuktu and Horizon are probably on indefinite hold
I may talk to Groves/Sion/Maali about sort of doing a summary ending where we skip the encounters on the island and just do the major character choices.
They might not mind that approach to H I think
Shame about Timbuktu, I was starting to like Firelily and Junia a lot.
What about Cyberpunk though? I think Andy said that if you can't show we can always just do crime stuff where it makes sense not to have the cop around until you get back
>>817964>tfw H is dead 5ever now
None of the characters can die if the quest enters perma-hiatus, at least.
Yeah, it's not a big deal, you can run without me. I think Andy was getting a little frictional with me anyway.>>817966
Marina wasn't in much danger of death per se, I can't imagine you messing things up so bad the Inquisition comes and wrecks you
You two always get periods of jumping at each others throats.
Like you an I do too, you just tend to filter me more.
We probably need you for the last of the Brzz dungeon so things can proceed though, and we can see what's what then, Sion might have less time to run it as he gets acclemated to Germany.
I learned it from the original man of filters, Dsty
Of course, I couldn't match his dedication. It's been like five years now, right?
Social death is also a type of death.
But it was mostly concerning the others, yeah.
Anyhow, hope you really just need a break.
Vidya, catch up on your stuff and have fun, but I hope we'll see you back again before too long.
Well, I'd have to survive getting there, and everyone would have to get their invitations, too.Including Princess Celestia. Because like hell I'm not going to at least invite her to one of the first official Celestial/Lunar joint weddings in a long goddamn time.
Oh hey, that was you. Pilgrim's a cool dude.
He's also drawn Pumpkin.
Kinda bummed about the whole misplaced arm thing
Must have been because the reference picture had a left arm, not a right one.
I mean, you said "Hey that was you"
You'd be surprised how easily cyberpunk can be folded into 40k stuff. Especially with Apothecaries and Techpriests.
But a visible cyberarm is half the fun!
Plus you got to admit that syrenge and scalpel look awesome as fuck
Yeah, no way to make those stand out without completely altering the image though. You can see the other arm is cyber but the line weights he used in his art means that there isn't enough room for fine details unless the hand is very close to the viewer, so his entire right arm would have to be redrawn to see the scalpel
Yeah, I prefer the way it is even with the arms switched around since I do like the picture a lot
nigga if I had the $$$
I guess my non-humanoid RPG characters like Broadhorns Longmast the Minotaur.
>Getting flood Warnings>Seeing the water get dangerously close to the freeway
My day off is going to be fun.>>817989
Let Lemon know that the Fighting Herd guys will stream this Friday at 3pm PST.
I can fix this! I'll just chop off your other arm too
What sorcery is this?>>817996
But now we can finally update his silly image on r20 too!
I dunno, I think you could be even more efficient without that meat arm weighing you down
What's new since the last one?>>818001
No amount of hacking can stop a fleshy arm from slapping you for even suggesting that thoughUnless you hack it off with a machete
This was it just looks like his arm is on backwards
Yeah, need another taste, huh?
Also, I think it's clear that he is just threateningly showing off the syringe and the scalpel
Its real nice art. I like it.>>818007
need a few moments first but yea
I like it a lot too, I hoped you would as well
Portrays how sick of everyone's shit he is
>>817967> I think Andy was getting a little frictional with me anyway.
Eh' I was just kind of upset and confused about things. And we tend to misunderstand each other, which makes it worse. I looked for you sunday on steam but you were snooze all day.
Cute stuff with deeeeers? >>817991>T-that name >>817992
I would if I had contact with him… >>817993
Its scaring away predators
You can send him a message through tumblr, right?
What about the name?
for cyberpunk that is
I'm in no mood for OW>>818009
Now to get art of News Caster Cammi Winter
Nah. More of a fan of fluffy tails and sometimes non-lewd rabbits.
Is that the probably qt
media he's in contact with?
I can try >>818013
It's silly and sounds like a name for a character in porn movie about Indians >>818016>Fluffy tails
You know. Fluffy tails.>>818019
that's a laff.
Yes The one who couldn't cut it as a rockstar
Why does the tail vibrate
Well he was a sailor, but it was half general minotaur name and half dick joke, anyway.>>818022
Spider-sense is tingling.
What sort of signs?
Signs that I should go to sleep because I can't spell sings properly
And here I imagined her autographing instead of writing down what the interviewee was saying and handing them the page
Might be fun too
Depends on how srs she is
Gimme a bit to shower
How long you guys gonna be here?
About 2 hours'ish for me.
She's serious when the topic demands it, but is often adding jokes to less serious pieces, a silly song might be normal enough.I mean, there are really only two types of broadcasters, those who entertain and those who command your trust… and her rock-star themed cybernetics don't lend to the second type
3 hours or so? I'd like to sleep by midnight
We can do 1-1.5, I need to go too
I do imagine her as one of those people who might be serious in conversations too, but quip sometime because they are just unshakably optimistic
She's pretty optimistic for someone who's dream was crushed
It is touched, but not too touched.
Oooh I getcha>>818024
You know what they say about sailors… >>817984>
>>818040>no way to tell if it's a girl or not
Weren't Lucarios part of the majority of species with no discernible sexual dimorphism?
For all I know, Lucas from Wf's pokequest way back when could have been a female.Except he wasn't because Wf had his gender stated flat out while I was nicknaming it because I asked.
Had to take a call from my sister
and then again since she forgot something
Only a month until the Ringed City hits, DM.
Also I see T was killed off while I slept
I wonder if anyone died taking this gym challenge
>>818054>/fit/ greentext about the guy who tried squatting with sandals >>818056
Ripparoni in pepperoni
Too dumb that they forgot to use the flare or got caught by wild Pokemon stronger than their own while away from their flare>>818057
Not that kind of gym challenge, the Pokemon kind
H got Hiatus'd too. Curse Wf for having fun in other places.
Nah, it's still a very much safe area
Only the rangers do the real survival challenge
What a relief knowing that
Nigga that's a cloud
Was Altaria alright? I never really went for it in my games.
I'll just refrain from saying anything overtly opinionated about it
But opinions are fun to throw around unless they're about politics or religion.
>>818066>draw a cloud >call it a bird >>818067
yea, I was looking for another pic too, of goomy, drawn inside of a game which is asking you to "draw a dragon"
goomy is pic related
What if Dragon-type doesn't mean dragon?
What if "Dragon Mech" doesn't mean a dragon! the joke is ruined, that's what
>tfw lots of people here but interview later
Okay, I gotta go, s-sorry
Don't worry, you have more important things to deal with.
I wish you all the best.
But religion is politics and politics is just opinions
Yes, but those are the badong opinions. The bad/wrong ones.
Life likes to play these cruel pranks on us
Good luck with the intervieww
Very nice gryphon
>>818088>Groof thinking it could fool me
Maybe you'll get me next time
Deer have a keen sense of smell, like some kind of dog.
deer might be better than I thought!
Deer might be good pets, though you'd have to worry about them getting caught in the fence.
I'm dead inside
Those united states have like 18 original states
Thirteen original states. Rome wasn't built in a day.
not having the full stars is pretty normal for clothes tbh, it takes up too much room
Count the stripes you dunces
How's your witcher adventures going
Well having too many stripes is common too. Its just meant to allude to the flag's ascetic, rather than being accurate, since its clothes, and if you wanted to see an accurate flag, just look up lol.
See the time that twilight wanted an accurate constellation for her dress's belt for details on why this is a bad idea.
'm stuck in Vizima
I guess I should go to the swamp next, but I ran out of time yesterday
I'm counting fifteen. White stars on a blue field along with red and white stripes are the standard American flag aesthetic, doesn't have to be strictly adhered to.
Hope you enjoyed that last piece, Andy.
I'll see when I can run again.
I'm hanging out with redhair sorceress and solving side quests in the area.
I didn't kill the furry dobbleganger
Merciful Geralt is usually best Geralt
Do travel to the islands and see what the superior sorceress is like before doing Triss' sidequests though
I imagined there would be 3-4 stripes after the blue field with stars.>>818106
But then I'd just get a conga line of enemies after me
I was so tempted to just bust in and beat up those hobo ponies to find out what there were talking about, it sounded suspiciously like a gryphonnabbing
I just couldn't do it.. he wasn't killing anyone, just stealing food..
Fifty stars on a blue field, thirteen red and white alternating stripes. Again, for apparel it doesn't have to match the rules and symbolism of the actual flag, just a similar aesthetic.
You can group style them into submission every once in a while if they catch up>>818112
I let him go too IIRC
Also, have you solved the quest with the bloody baron yet?
That's the thing about organized crime. All sorts of evils in an industrial scale.
And you're in the middle of it.
Lots of mons could be your sixth member, but I feel like you're missing armor. Drapion seems cool
Yea, I know, eyes on the prize and all, can't stop to worry about every group of thugs, or we'd be here all night.. but it was tempting
Yea. We got his wife back.
Alright. I let the demon under the tree go making her promise she'd save the kids. She did, but it was a big mistake
I am trying to go by the code and kill monsters.. but yea I played up to that point my first attempt at playing on a borrowed copy and actually knew better, and this time also read a book in game that was vaguely about the sisters and their 'mother' which I assume was about that spirit
Never had one, so I'm willing to take it on.>>818118
That's the issue you'll have to take on in this place. So much trouble in such a small spot.
Well. Its not that big of a problem to Hawknia, she's used to the idea of not being in a position to help others, just on her mission. Probably caused harm to good natured ponies in the past too.
The most IC thing to do is just filter past until she finds the clones. and now she has found one, and is extra pissed off
Are your guys' games all-pony? Just asking for clarification.
Hmm, nah we have active quests with s10 races, or even just humans too.
Yen literally (almost) died just for a small chance to save Geralt and pretty much did the equivalent of getting raped by slimy beasts and getting exiled from one of the best places in the world just for info that had a small chance of finding our daughteru
Hard to ignore
I try not to cheat people, but I also try to do the least harm
Geralt has a hard life >>818123
Don't feel obliged or anything, you could keep catching and releasing things until you find something that sticks
How many games are you all still playing S10 with? I was under the impression you were generally favoring FantasyCraft, except Cyberpunk but now I'm not so sure.
It's Pokemon for me the only ponies are Ponyta and the others
thanks for running
gone to bed now>>818130
That's a good way to be. I just try to play like a Witcher, always take the money, always barter for a little more, kill the monsters, move on. Keep out of politics. Also always try to take their gwent cards, because they are all cheating deckstacking card in sleeve lairs.
I don't keep stats, but there were 3..4.. using s10 system
We use whatever we feel fits really, DM and some others don't have time to learn longer rules, so we use s10 to play with them, or if the game is more freeform esce and we can go off fluffy descriptions
I know, right? It's got a really nice aesthetic to it.
Yeah, weird stuff is lacking for the most part nowadays, mostly yielding to really elegant and overtech stuff or having to be realistic instead.
This is Makoto Kobayashi stuff, he's a mechanical designer/modeler, does a lot of weird stuff.
Welcome to die
Punctuality is another strong mark in your favor.>>818143
Shinkawa's stuff in ZoE was pretty neat.
Qualified interviewers right there.
It ended up being more about my academic plans
They were kind of spooked by my blood project and how I should have known that shit isn't allowed for undergrads
That just means you were operating above your grade. Normally that's to be commended unless they're also involved in blood science, in which case you'd be a threat.
This is an attack on my culture and heritage
At least they're not wearing swim trunks.
There is only one true love interest and it's Roche
Are there any anime out there that are just cute girls doing cute things with zero context or continuity? Like a Koyaanisqatsi of mōe?
I wish I was at home fiddling with my little metal girls
>>818158>not using Triss as a means to redirect Mad Rad's attention to purging elf scum while you set up your daughter as empress, reestablish a loyal enclave within the empire, overthrow Rad once he has done your work for you and retire in luxury while Yen goes off to be irrelevant to the plot like she always was
Big picture, man.
A world free of elves and Mage influence, united under the glorious empress
>>818162>getting rid of elves
What are you, a racist?
Elven scum are too insignificant to bother with though
Goed gedaan, jongen.
There is hope for change yet for even the blackest and most evil of hearts>>818166
>>Used to make maps for friend's TTRPG games
>>Always wondered how I did it so fast
>>Literally just got small islands people can't remember the shapes of and scaled it up into continent size
>>A friend has killed orcs across the Falklands
>>Another friend has prevented a lich from summoning an army of the undead in the Orkney Islands
>>Guernsey and Jersey were two island nations at war
I shall try it.
He seems like a good Pharah counter. We've suffered under her tyranny the last few games.
Only thing is, I feel Zen brings more to the table with heal and Discord, you know?
The best anti Pharah is Ana, actually, and Ana also brings a lot to a team
Remember. Under 80% accuracy ana is not the best.
More games should reward you for shooting your teammates. Main issue I have with her is the tunnel focus. I get so focused in supporting the push that I forget that I went ahead too far.
I do like Drapion, since a Wrestler would be a great non-standard tank. Though I think I need to work on status effects. They have decent options, and I need to work on Airy for it, but I should try to do some more it feels like.
I wish I was at home, drawing lewd things
Dynamo can burn, Airy has powders and Drapion has poison.
Also, Drapion can give you massages with Acupressure
I forgot that Quetz still has Paralysis.
Guess I should focus on turning Cali and Cobalt into Strikers, but I remember there being some moves that could cause the enemy to lose their turn. Might be pragmatic to throw those on.
>Tom Scott did a video on our beer pipelinehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGUcAg4W2hw
>discuss small spellcaster school with coworkers
>apparently some of the spells they use were just misspelled Swedish
Shit now I need to rewatch the fish ep
I saw it yesterday. Weren't you guys joking about the beer pipeline back during belmeet1?
The lotte episode seems to generally be seen as the worst one yet.
The Swedish spell was the repair spell if you want to look it up
Yes. It was finished a couple of months ago. There'd been talks about this for years but actually getting permission from the city council was tricky for them because of strict building codes.
I want to watch little witch school
Belgian beer plumbing was accurately depicted in HorizonQuest
OH hey, Adult Swim published the first scene from Season 3 of Rick and Mortyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0IwfHdO36Y
The aussie [AS] site posted it a couple days ago, saw it on /tv/ already
Yep, this is the one from the Aussies
Really gets their dicks hard
Human Resource Machine just goes to show me how retarded coding is
I almost feel bad for cheating in this game and looking up the solutions, but I want to get to the end of it and it got incredibly complicated really fast and it just frustrates me how retarded some strings of code have to be.
I did feel somewhat proud for figuring out the simpler codes, but I can't really fucking figure out how to code a Fibonacci sequence with no previous experience in coding
Wow, that's pretty rad
Do you think that works well with the eatable populations?
Probably, since I assume you could probably even eat Pops of your own species. In case you want to get rid of Pops with the wrong ethics and don't just want to purge them…
I wonder if cannibalism is going to carry any consequences.>be human with this trait>have sentient if dumb cow-aliens as food and work
You just know someone is going to mod in the ability for humans to have black people as their retard pets.
Or anime catgirls
Make it happen, Paradox!
[loud star noises]
Cosplaying comes with its costs >>818204
This makes me wonder
Why didn't we had a sub valentine cards exchange?
Wow, that is awful
We don't celebrate valentine's here in Finland.
Poor girl lost her arms
It makes me sad too>>818209
But we celebrate it here in the sub!
the sub IS FINLAND
Can't say I like it.
it makes me wish I could draw
What's going on here
You can. You just need to do it more.
Yeah, that's it. I always feel too tired for it or just don't have time between building hams, working and right now, trying to play through Witcher.
Fishmon getting whipped very painfully
It's 4x weak to that attack
>feel like running
He seems to enjoy it
>NLSS quiplash talking about wanting to cum in Rainbow Dash
Contain yourself you monster.
Put aside a day or two in your week for it
In fact I think I'll try to draw today.
I promised to draw a bit for /co/ and I have that bune armor dva still to finish
Legendary Bun Akko
It's so common everyone has one.
This is a ULTRA RARE Water-type Akko that's incredibly hard to find. Only a few people have seen it with their own eyes.
Want to Bind some Stars when you get home by the way?
Gonna give drawing a quick try first, then, absolutely
>got to Toussaint
It's nice and not raped by constant wars and massacres and people are actually happy and Geralt is respected
Oh man, this is nice
It's so very very bright.
Let me reset my router and try to join you.
Berserk musou on steam RIGHT NOW.
I will pirate it.
I'm connected, let me cause my first crash of the day first.
>trying to build the metal parts of the Sisters of Battle Exorcist
[desire to self-flagellate)
I heard it's pretty subpar for a musou
Streaming a new run on DS3 right now.https://www.twitch.tv/dustyhorns
Doing a DEX/Samurai build, or at least trying to.
I read the same in the /v/ thread which linked the tweet, yes.
Most of that is bitching about musous in general though. You can make a good musou game, but Berserk is not it.
>go to the swamp
>meet a Cochadium or something like that
That's a shame. Fate Extella is alright, I haven't finished it yet, though. The main story segments are pretty short for what should be more of a VN, though I think ultimately the cut scenes/action segments are about even. There's sidestories for all the secondary characters, too.
But she kept the dead flower all that time! that's cute
Adding onto this, I'd say Musou games don't have enough or good enough stories in general. I played DW8 Empires recently, and while you can fall in love and get married with someone, it just kind of happens, there's no real process to it besides fighting alongside them in battle enough.
"You're right. You're amazing and awesome and cool."
Now we're talking! Smell you later!
Did you hear that? she wants to see me later?
Guys I did it. She's totally into me.
Technically Dash said "smell you later."
So you might get sniffed when you're not aware.
Kinda skeevy if you ask me.
>>818263>falling in love with the first stallion who talks to you syndrome
Old man, you just don't understand how the Dash talks. >>818265
The first *rainbow dash that talks to me, you mean.
Extella is kinda meh for a musou, but it makes up for it in writing. If you don't like Fate, you won't get anything out of it.
Yeah, I like Fate, though since it's specifically a sequel to Extra I'm still missing out on a lot. Nero and Tamamo start out as my wife in their respective routes, and this is after pretty much winning over them in Extra, but of course I'm unable to play it so I'm missing out on that.
At least I get to play as Best Lancer Cu Chulainn.
I'll consume the living and the ded
I've been off my pc and laptop so long I might be getting some kinda withdrawal.
Or I could just be dead tired from 10 days of 6 to 20 obong work
I hope you aren't working yourself to death and still take care of yourself!
I really feel like dying. If i can I'll take a break tomorrow afternoon. Ironically once I'm in Germany and actually work I feel like I'll have less to do.
I also saw a DM clone in the train today. The way I knew it wasn't DM is because he was reading an rpg rulebook and we all know DM doesn't read those
>>818271>140 hours of work
Doesn't not having at least one day off a week kinda violate certain labor laws?
I prefer 3v3
I hate 1v1, it always makes me feel inaequate>>818274
Well, don't kill yourself before you even get to germany!
Its a combination of work erasmus stuff, thesis stuff, job stuff, miscellaneous stuff
Still, try not to burn yourself out completely. If you do, even on days you'll be free to take a break you won't want to do anything.
Never underestimate the petty spite that can motivate a person. If they'd just let them tape up the working clocks, this wouldn't have happened.
The wooden toy clock has been the best by far
What's going on here?
A clock that hung there is broken, so when citizens taped up their own clocks because the town wasn't fixing it they got taken down by the town almost instantly. So now they're just seeing how obnoxious they can go before the cops get rolled out or they actually fix the damn clock.
What town is this?
Actually, the top of that tower thing should be the clock
The very detailed backstory is that before the square was renovated, there was a clock right there and many people met under it because it is a busy place and it was impossible to miss, plus, y'Know, you saw the time as you approached.
It's Budapest, actually, so a 2 million capital is hardly a town though
Also, they already fixed it once but it broke again since
They are literally incapable of fixing a fucking clock
Honestly, they should have made it stick the first time. How do you screw up fixing a clock? Unless it's got complicated gear work.
There is a reason being a clock maker/ repairer is a legit job still
The news page I read made a digital substitutehttps://444.hu/2017/02/08/itt-a-mukodo-moszkva-teri-ora444
Also, I can't find the image of the top of it being open and it being pictured, but basically the gist of it is that during the planning people were fucking losers and couldn't decide where to put the control unit, so instead of it being undergound in the office of one of the metro stations it had to be crammed inside, and it just doesn't have enough space in there to function properly
Tl;dr clock doesn't work so people stick working clocks to it
One time a wooden toy clock was taped there and people passing by actually set it to show the proper time at all times
Oh, what I forgot was that it wasn't just not showing the time, before they started trying to fix it (which they failed) it was always showing the wrong time
So people made a flowchart too, like "What does the clock say - nothing / some time" - "is it the proper time" and it always ends up in "Just check it on your phone"
As Fidget said, never underestimate the power of petty spite
1-3. Sandwhich + wrap
4-6. Wrap + wrap
Roll #1 1 = 1
>want to test new monitor
>MGR is locked to 60
>DaS1 fucks its engine at anything much higher than 60
>DaS2 and 3 are locked to 60
The mind cannot even ;')
You so salty tho'.
That thing better be called an "organ grinder"
No, it's an exorcist.
It's an artillery platform. You launch missiles by playing hymns.
Because I've played Dawn of War, too.
Oh right. I kinda wish I had bought that from the sale.
What are you doing scrub-kun?
Conquering the galaxy before bed.
Did you buy Total Warhammer
HMMMMMMMM CHOCO LOLLITA
No, I bought Stellaris instead. Utopia has me hyped.>>818315
Totally gotta out-nerd you!
[1d10]Roll #1 5 = 5
Haha git rekted dork
Muh mighty armies!
'1d10' build a bigger armyRoll #1 3 = 3
*out-techs you*Roll #1 7 = 7
'1d10' conquer more galaxies
The tech trees are nonsense! How did you unlock that before you had lazer canons?Roll #1 10 = 10
They are randomiz- Oh oh shit.
[request of vassalization intensifies]Roll #1 6 = 6
This is allowed.
Prosper well in your part of the universe.
[slowly plotting in the shadows]
Good luck with that.
[toying with alien lives by adjusting their laws and industries]
tsk, watch this.
Hmm you're not bad at this after all..
Channel it into productive energy
Suggest something productive
-go work on any of your self-improvement projects
-finish a task you've procrastinated on because you 'didn't have time' or 'didn't feel like it'
-go gather reference material for your self-improvement projects as prep work and inspiration
-work out a plan for set, measurable goals and how to reach them regarding your self-improvement
I tried, we both saw how that turned out
Even chill beats aren't soothing me
sorry for ruining everything, it was fun
Clearly what you need is a healthy dose of breakcorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ3kl247HX0
I'll just listen to nothing and rest
Do not soothe yourself.
Get some intense music going. Stoke the fire inside you. Embrace it. Burn it as fuel on your journey!
It's impossible to find people who can appreciate breakcore like I can!
Going at it in a blind rage wouldn't be good either..
Thanks thou DM, I'll just take a little break until I calm down. >>818342
Small new patch for DD, includes 200 new party names for combinations of heroeshttp://pastebin.com/xukJig4R
>They accepted mine
Which one was yours?
Cloak and Dagger plague_doctor occultist highwayman antiquarian
>>818347>dagger>does not include Grave Robber
Shiggy to the diggy
All four of those heroes have a dagger
Also I wasn't just picking a meme name for any old team, that's one of my favorite compositions
Riposte 4 lyfe
If you interact with objects with her, she produces trinkets (non-equippable, but stackable) to sell, plus increases the amount of gold you can carry up to 1750 per pile if I recall correctly. The stacked trinkets can be worth more, en masse, than even the puzzling hedron.
She's also good at jacking up a tank's dodge stat by continuously using "Protect Me" on them.
Any time you interact with a curio that contains loot (e.g.: sack, chest, whatever) you also get an antique item worth money. She also increases your gold stacks.
In terms of mvoepool, she has two weak attacks (stab, blight), a weak heal, but her more interesting abilities are a party-wide buff and the ability to force another hero to guard her and buff both their PROT and DODGE at the same time
Combine with HWM for riposte + guard like a M@A but with buffed evasion and prot AND higher damage overall
If only money worth more in the game she might be worth it
As it is, I feel like the Jester and the M@A are the only party buffing people worth taking
Jester's great for stress, and the battle song is probably the only reason I've had little trouble with some fights, but never underestimate an Antiquarian buffing the shit out of an abomination.
The stress reduction is great, but the +speed an dodge is what kills it
Stack it 3 times and you are golden for any fight
Give him both and suddenly you're unstoppable.
His wide-range bleed skills help too… on anything other than the undead, of course.
Jester+Hellion is such a fucking combo
Give her speed once or twice and she DESTROYS everything before they can even move
Well, they get at least one or two moves, and by then they either make a nuisance of themselves or are already dead.
>>818358>enemy has annoying Rank4>Hellion does the most broken attack in the game that reaches rank 4 from rank 1>"KYRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH">CRIT
I love doing that
Auntie is bretty gud, it's not something easily described here
gotta go to class, later
Britain gets pretty stormy, huh
Look at that smug whore
Which one is that?>>818366
"I feel a great disturbance in the meta, as if millions of bait were suddenly deployed…"
The one about the bridge and the plains.. no wait that one was in spain..
>>818368>blowing her cover
Also, holy shit, she is like Yoda in Destiny, a tiny person whose guidance helped the wayward protagonist and who also knows everything that is happening.
"MHHHHHHHHMM, bring me metallia cereal you should!"
Also, I'm afraid I'm not very knowledable of nursery rhymes aside from Mockingbird an Twinkle Twinkle
I'll keep that in mind in case they are involved in puzzles later
Teehee, I should get a new wire for my tablet so I can try to draw goat with cereal. Thou, I'd say she's not like yoda, yoda doesn't have fucking creation power.
If goat is not Yoda, how do you explain this?
So does that mean that she's well, I was going to make a Gouda joke but then I double-checked and it fell through. And saying Goat-a is just lame and dumb.
Hmm you make a bleaty convincing point.
Does this mean she's going to live in a swamp?
You just have to add HMMMHMHMHMMMMMMMM FUNNNYYYYYYY JOOOOOOOOKE
To the end and it becomes acceptable>>818373>Green>lives in swamp>is friends with an ungulate
Oh my god
The plot thickens
I would visit swamp goat
You also need to have her get into a fight with a garbage can.
"WHOSE Y'ALL CALLING A RACOON?!"
[proceeds to lose fight against an inanimate object]
>>818376>goat with cute banjo
I want to pet her
>I eat CORN while listening to this
Ah, I seen Andy has already been to this video
'1d10+3' rolling, plus the bonus for being near the best candies in the worldRoll #1 4 + 3 = 7
I'll eat my corn and chicken topped pasta salad tomorrow>>818383
You may pass into the realm of bleating goat pets
'1d10' save against death by cuteRoll #1 6 = 6
whew, what a close call
What a smol prncss
"This menace needs to stop, someone is hitting on all the mares in an inappropriate fashion before I can!"
sounds like emmy alright!
Not just hitting on, but successfully seducing and sating them.
It's 50/50, he does pull Johhny Bravos a lot.
Especially with Mirage, but he keeps trying with her.
At this point it would just be an insult to stop trying
For a moment I thought she was wearing boxers>>818412>"I'm sorta mad at this guy because my daughter is dead.">"ayyyyyyyyyyy babbby wansumfuk, we'll make a new one, or keep trying ;)"
This might explain why she doesn't talk to him anymore…
Kelani just thinks she's too serious and needs to relax
She might be beyond redemption
at this point>>818420
Come join me in posting zebras
That's a white supremacy I can get behin
why is poke confused about its pillow? >>818421
heh that could be a fun fan art
No Kelani doesn't believe thatthou he does see that romance isn't the way to go about it
I don't have any good zeebs left, only old zeebs.
I wonder what he'll cook up
Also you can post party zeeb
I can't, I can't draw her fuck
Well.. okay..>spends the next 3 hours breeding for a female riolu
>>818428>I can't draw her fuck
Oh dear, you don't have to jump to conclusions!There's more than one way of zeebposting!
>>818429>tfw I have like, three in Y
Still haven't brought them up to Sun, though. Putting off renewing the bank subscription.
…I don't have other means of zeeb posting>>818431
just like gamefreak put off adding a national dex, ayooo
It'll probably be in Pokemon Stars, or whatever they're probably going to put on the Switch.
Are you suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure?
or maybe they will just drop the idea of people collecting them all
Impossibru. That was the main reason to split it into two games in the first place.
Not for 3-4 hours. Start for Andy, I'll try to get in but no promises.
To sell more copies because of exclusives yes, but versions exclusives can still exist, without a subgoal of colllecting every single pokemon: aka the national dex filled
But then who would buy Pokemon NuGold and PureSilver? Or BasicBlue/PremiumRed?
You seen the numbers on that?
You think Gamefreak will ignore that audience?
Apparently they're rolling out the Johto pokes for PokeGo soon.
You saw the numbers on PT and Metal Gear and Konami still let Kojima go
The difference is that the Konami execs hated Kojima's guts and had him locked in a basement.
they did already yes>>818447
not really the same thing
I meant to ask earlier but it's hard to budget time for the sub lately
What do you guys think about black science loli who will probably be the next hero?
Age and costume choice are questionable I mean, isn't it a bit racist that the 11-year-old African super-genius is dressed in current tribal garb as opposed to futuristic 2070s engi-suits?
, but I suppose this will somehow tie into how the Doom Fist is going to be missing from areas.
OW heroes were always essentialist
>Guy from the American Southwest>Dresses up to fight on a battlefield like a literal cowboy>Japanese guy in the future wearing normal silk robes and using a bow>British person is gay
They're all classic stereotypes
Spoilers from leaks that seem to be all but confirmed:She isn't going to be out there on the battlefield, she will have a 4-legged spider drone/mech that she controls, and she's also going to be an anchor tank like Rein
But Hanzo has some mechanical components, I believe. And McCree is just a total nerd.
Besides, there's no way in hell they'll let you shoot at an 11-year-old, no matter how smart she is.
holding off opinions until she actually gets in
So they say, although while I love to believe in leaks you could easily remain skeptical. There were already spiderbots in official OW art before that post so they could've gotten the idea from there.>>818456
McCree also has a prosthetic arm, quite a few heroes are disabled
That leak in particular also called the Lunar event and the Winston skin.
Plus, y'know, what Fidget said, they won't let people shoot 11 year olds
Even I called the Lunar event, remember? And if you got the Lunar event, the Winston skin was the easiest skin to guess out of that (I guessed it too)
Well, I want to believe
Me too, but I'm just playing advocatus diaboli
How do you say 'cautiously optimistic' in latin though?
Sylt would know, I bet
No monkey business
You used latin just now in a completely arbitrary fashion!
I assumed you're just going to pepper some into every post
Well, looking at a machine translation, Cautious becomes "cautus", and hope (which I'm substituting for optimism) is "spem."
So it'd be cautus spem, or just cautus.
Or you could just go for a different phrase altogether and get "audemus dum cavemus", which is "we are bold whilst we are cautious."
Doesn't sound like something egomet would do
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Reminds me of a hungarian movie in which a history teacher is abducted by a bunch of thugs and he makes up gibberish latin to lead them all around the country