No.8
>rape
No.9
We ponychan now? Is it ok for me to get a trip even though im a useless faggot?
No.10
Well 4chan's dead.
No.11
>>9NO. We are the MLPG in /co/.
FOREVER.
No.12
how many tripfags and anons actually know this secret lifeboat?
No.14
>>13A lot of people don't even know this place exists. And there is another site along the lines of this one, though i can't even remember the link to it.
So, a lot of the people from the general might be there instead of here.
No.20
>>12Well I know Leth is a janitor or something here.
Anyway, so how bout that Shining Armor?
No.21
>>20Don't you mean "The Hasbro official Gary Stu"?
Because, that's what everything is pointing out to so far.
Considering how the show is, he will quickly fade into the background along with his alicorn Mary Sue wife. And nobody will even remember who they were (other than people trying to justify their alicorn OCs)
No.23
>>20Leth's a moderator here, I believe, and there are several tripfags acting as janitors. So far, though, the board has been inactive enough that no moderation has been required. The rules are extremely lax, anyway.
No.24
IS MLPG DYING?????????
%%…is it?%%
%%i miss everyone%%
No.26
>>25I expect a Maredowell-esque shenanigans from that episode. And people who bash MMDW praising it, simply because.
No.28
are we going to use some secret stream for the episode?
No.29
>>28I can set something up if my capture card and cable box play nice.
No.30
>>28livestream.com/mlpgco
New episode in 3 hrs!
No.31
>>30who had the great idea of post the stream on /mlp/. Now the shit is full
No.32
>>3117 people in there now, also appears it was posted in an Aquabats thread on /co/ that's why it was full.
No.36
new horse is smelly
No.37
>>36New horse is best horse
No.39
I miss you guys
No.41
Too bad we dont have a extension here.
No.44
>>41There's dollchan but that's a piece of shit
No.48
The fuck is wrong with 4chan again?
No.49
So can we call ourselves /co/ again?
No.50
>>47Dem little cars.
>>48Fucking moot.
No.51
4chon is sandraking, what do we talk aboot?
No.53
>>47♫♫ My little Pony Kart ♫♫♫
No.54
>>47What?
I can't help but laugh at tht pick.
No.55
>>52I would a police pone
Also, not fucking 4chanX sucks
No.56
>>47IT'S LOTS OF LOTS OF KARTS
BIG CARTS
LITTLE CARTS
CARTS THAT MAKE LOTS OF CIDER
LITTLE CARTS
LITTLE CARTS
No.57
>>55f5 key, we meet again
No.59
>>49Well, technically speaking, this IS "/co/"
No.60
4chan is back
No.61
Stay in one imageboard, horsefuckers.
>>>/4Chan/
No.62
4CHAN IS BACK
No.63
4chan is dead again
sigh
see you tomorrow then
No.64
MLPG is just /b/ during the day now, not that I'm surprised. It's just a bunch of people using random reaction images and overused 4chan buzzwords.
Late night is still cool though, so we got that goin for us, which is nice.
No.68
>>64Night time isn't really better since everyone just gets sentimental and contemplates the eventual death of the show.
It's like a bipolar person. Hyper at day and existential at night.
No.69
Stream is live!
No.71
Well MLP General is flooded with angry new people right now. Time to post ponies here.
No.73
>>72Even if it means dealing with the capefags?
No.74
>>71Yeah what the hell happened today?
It's been one ">>>/ponychan/" or something similar after another. What's got MLPG on the edge?
No.75
>>74Back when we first moved to /mlp/, everyone was paranoid of new people, and when someone obviously new was there, people would tell them to fuck off back to Ponychan or wherever.
Other new people saw this and thought it was a norm, so now a group of new people say things like ">>>/ponychan/" whenever someone says something they dont like. It's pretty annoying. It's also why the daytime generals seem so much angrier.
No.76
>>75Well hopefully it'll get better soon when Spring/March break is over for American high schools. That should curb the shit posting a little. Then we must brace for summer.
No.77
wat
No.82
TIME FOR HORSE IN HERE
Anyway, does anyone have those MS paint doodles of Nathan being questioned about the contents of his stolen laptop?
No.90
>>82askpagemaster.tumblr.com
Jesus has the rest.
No.119
jesus… I wish people would post on here instead of /co/. That's just causing conflicts for the sake of it.
No.120
>>119Not our fault three people have dedicated themselves to spamming a thread because for some reason pastel horses upset them.
No.121
>>120Is anyone even there anymore? All I see are the sage spammers, people arguing about the sage spammers, and some guy from /b/ spamming fluffy pony shit.
No.142
I wish people were active in this place so i could post here when the threads become shitty in the late afternoon/early nights.
No.145
Anyone, here, No?
Well 4chan is shitting on me.
So if you want to discuss Ponyville Confidential here, that would be cool.
No.146
>>145[spoiler]I still feel like mentioning Trixie ever is [/spoiler][spoiler]Seth pandering[/spoiler]
AJ and Big Mac role reversal was awesome.
Diamond Tiara really didn't learn anything,
forcefields confirmed.
I need to watch it again before I determine how I [spoiler][/spoiler]>feel[spoiler][/spoiler] about it.
No.147
>>145It broke on me too, man.
No.150
welp welp welp looks like 4chan exploded.
Discuss horse here?
No.152
please respond
No.155
How many backup board and shit do we have?
I think we just end up scattered everywhere when this happens.
No.157
FOR FUCKS SAKE! Just as we where getting new gifs.
No.158
welp
No.162
Could moot have actually taken 4chan down in order to remove /mlp/ and permaban us all? It is April Fool's Day after all.
No.163
>>162I'm getting cloudflare errors, so I don't think it's intentional
No.165
>>164I generally don't, its just the coincidental timing of it all.
No.166
>>165So what do you think is more likely:
1) Moot shuts down all of 4chan for a few hours because somehow that helps ban all of the bronies (in chess notation this is a "???????").
2) Some faggots try to take down 4chan on April Fools Day "4 teh lulz!!!1!"
No.167
>>166moot works in mysterious ways.
No.171
DAWN OF THE SECOND DAY
No.172
I cant take the daytime generals anymore. Is there anyone here?
No.173
>>172your good pal anonymous is here.
No.175
so either /b/'s come with full force into mlpg or it's one very successful troll.
sigh
No.177
>One day ban for posting "Banned text"
That's annoying. What text is banned on 4chan?
No.179
>>177Haven't been hit by it myself, but I did see someone mentioning that "daily dose" had been made an autoban the other night, so that might be it.
No.180
MLPG is dead on 4chan. now I have to decide to either stay over there and wade through shit or come here and have slow discussions.
Fuck
No.181
>>180MLP General has changed. A lot.
No.182
>>181The worst part is that I never even participated in pony threads I just watched the show and when moot made mlp I checked it out, found MLPG (spent most of my time on /g/ and /k/) and liked it. Less than a month later I can barely stand it.
No.183
>>182The tempo of the General has changed. Everything's faster and angrier. It just feels different. Latent anger at /mlp/. New people trying to fit in.
The summer is going to be horrible. Who knows, maybe it'll get so bad I can finally leave.
No.184
Well the current thread is dominated by tumblr circlejerking and someone pretending to be Leth. Where did we go wrong?
No.185
>>184>tumblr circlejerkingHow is simply posting one's tumblr circlejerking?
Honestly whenever any artist gets any sort of attention outside of MLPG they're harassed until they just leave. Is MLPG that insecure?
No.186
>>185I have a feeling he was talking about a different thread.
No.187
>>185I think you missed the thread with a good 300+ posts about tumblr drama.
No.188
>>186>>187Oh
Anyways is 4chan down for anyone?
No.189
>>184>Where did we go wrong/mlp/ is where we went wrong
Without /co/ breathing down our necks nobody is even trying to stay civilized in MLPG anymore.
No.192
>>191According to my research, yes.
No.193
>>190Indeed
Well I'm moving to fimchan, slowness be damned
I just can't stand the randomness of MLPG anymore
No.194
>>193If you think it's bad now, wait until summer.
No.195
It's time to just face facts. Most of the interesting people in this community have moved further afield or embraced other fandoms. All we have left now are the fetishists, a few useless "regulars", and a boatload of anons who perpetuate the hurr and durr of the threads. We may still have some artists, but we're sorely lacking in the intelligent discussion department.
Whenever anyone brings up something halfway interesting to talk about now, it either gets few to no replies, or the replies it does get offer nothing more than half-sentence reactions. The discussion ends and then it's back to horsefuckery because that's all we're good at anymore.
No.197
The thing that baffles me the most is how the speed of the threads have picked up. For the most part (aside from a few slow night threads) the threads are lasting the same length as they where on /co/, but now they're over a thousand posts long. I guess we just got a lot of new people.
No.200
>>197That's not a problem as long as they lurk for a appropriate amount of time now is it?
No.201
>>200But they dont. They barge into a thread going "Hey guys what's this how do I be part of this" over and over. Then new people who feel they're "in the know" for the general's behavior start giving tips and shit for how to make the general "like" them.
Fuckery like that on both sides shouldnt be happening.
No.202
>>201More like people just shit-fling with "get the fuck out newfag" as soon as anyone does something stupid or out of place.
I feel like I can walk in, drop any "forbidden" word and watch as the whole place goes up in flames with a 60 post argument of people accusing each other of being new.
Hell I bet the new people actively wait for someone to do so to fit in or whatever.
No.203
>>202That and I'm finding it sort of strange we're blaming "Bronies" for anything bad that's happening in the general.
This is really weird.
No.204
>>202Thing is a lot of people are new but the problem is mlpg doesn't want anyone new so they try to fight them off with shit flinging so the quality of the threads decreases dramatically.
No.205
>>203Well we did get a massive influx of people from Ponychan when /ef/ got deleted.
No.206
>>204Well the new people get pretty annoying sometimes. Last night we had a guy who admitted to only lurking for two weeks telling everyone how they should act about bronies and Ponychan and whatnot.
No.207
checked all the locators and MLPG 404'd 3 hours ago, still no new horse. Is.. is it ded?
No.208
>>207We're back to using the old archive.
No.209
>>208Oh well that makes sense.
No.210
>>207The Locator here relies on catalog.everypony.net/mlp/ which hasn't updated in 16hrs. So its just kinda ded.
>>208Even with the Archive back I want to try and keep another locator active cant hurt to have 2 or 3 of them.
No.211
>>210anyone able to access zombiearmy.net/mlpg/ yet or is it down for good?
No.212
>>211That uses the same code as the locator here. Once the catalog site is working both should start finding threads again.
No.222
>>221I don't
>needing labels for yourself>ever No.223
How about that 4chan spambot?
No.226
What the fuck is going on in the General threads now. Some guy is bitching at Glitter Glue for not contributing. Some guy is flipping out that Jr's posting a Rasin Quest epilogue tomorrow, because apparently episode day has always been some sacred thing where discussion not related to the episode isnt allowed.
I dont even know where these people are getting their opinions from.
No.228
I haven't been in mlpg for a while now. we ran out of things to talk about.
No.275
Well. Now we have a Trixie avatar fag playing thread police who we cant filter.
No.276
>>275Yeah that guy is pretty annoying. Any time he sees something he doesnt like, he complains about it being off topic shit posting. He posts an image of Trixie with every reply. He complains about any post not directly related to the show, while never posting anything other than complaints himself.
No.277
>People having a nice talk about Mr. Rogers
>Some guy trying to seem edgy by calling him a pedophile and replying to every Mr. Rogers related post with some comment about him raping children
These new people…
No.278
>>275this guy is pissing me off. he comes it and shits up threads every single night.
No.280
>>279I'll post it here next time I see it.
No.284
that trixiespammer is becoming a real pain in the ass
how long is this going to take?
No.296
>>284It's summer.
It's never going to end.
No.307
>someone asks about the AB debacle
>post the collage image that explains everything
>receive permaban for posting "censored CP"
What the hell? It's been posted a million times before and there's context to it. Was it because I forgot to spoiler it?
>pls respond
No.308
we ded
No.312
CLOUDFLARE
No.315
>>314>replying to yesterday replyDown in this end too.
No.316
>>315I just fucking hate seeing Cloudflare everywhere
No.318
>>317I got the same thing. Probably 4chan got attack, again.
No.319
fucking shit, we ded?
No.321
>>318Oh well, it was about time I did something productive instead
Oh god what tags does this board useBy which I mean videogames. No.322
>>317lol kiddos
UGNazi @UG
http://4chan.org #defaced by #UGNazi @UG @JoshTheGod @CosmoTheGod @le4ky @AlQaedaSecurity #UGNazi
No.323
>>317>4chan under possible attackdammit I was tryign to pony
No.326
Who is markjcc1@live and why is he 4chan's Webmaster?
No.327
They claim to be the people behind Lulzsec.
Not this shit again…
No.328
>>325Not cloudflare this time, I assume. Hacker is attacking the site.
No.329
>some nobody scriptkiddy group decides to attack 4chan
Fuck this shit. Do they really think they're doing anything significant? In the name of "teh lulz xDDDDDDD" is not worthy of any recognition.
No.331
>tfw the only thing I'm worried about is Rarity Quest
it was already starting late for me and now this?
Hope 4chan recovers by 11 EST
No.332
/mlp/ needs a textboard.
**hehehehe[/spoiler
No.334
>>330It's not them.
try going to 4chan.org
No.335
>>332How the fuck tags work here
derp No.336
>>334I'm too poor to buy good virus protect. Where's it go now?
No.337
>>334It worked a bit earlier
What the fuck is going on exactly?
Cloudfare or attack?
No.338
I'll just post my favorite pony while we wait.
>>332Naw. Anyways, not every board have their own textboard.
No.340
>>337Main 4chan one is back now.
Boards are still down.
And it redirected to
http://twitter.com/#!/ug No.341
>>333Post traumatic stress disorder activist?
Those trips No.342
>>330UGNazi @UG
just so everyone knows, @JoshTheGod is Sabu and @CosmoTheGod is Topiary #Lulzsec = #UGNazi
No.344
>>336To the hacker's twitter.
>>337Attack.
No.345
>>337Yeah I could go to the frontpage until two minutes ago, it's a direct attack to the Cloudflare server.
>>338I know, just kidding.
No.346
I think ponies are cute
No.347
Well I'm going to sleep
See you fags later during Rarity Quest
No.348
>>345Why is 4chan still using Cloudflare?
No.350
>>347oh shit, that's right. rarity quest tonight. excellent.
No.352
>>349>taking down a non-profit organization dedicated to helpingUS soldiers who have been wounded or who need assistanceSOOOOOO EDGY XDDDDD
No.353
>>349>entitled teens do something stupid for stupid reasonsyawn
No.354
>>349>On the other hand, The Jester is a character who seems to be feared by many hackers, so this should be an interesting confrontation. I feel like I'm in a scifi story or something.
No.356
>>354It's really a lot more like "Mean Girls" but without the sexy minxes.
No.357
So, they just attacked 4chan for no fucking reason?
No.360
>>357To make a name for themselves
I'm betting they'll be getting a lot of hits and new followers on Twitter
No.361
>>357thats script kiddies for ya
No.362
>>359What's up with that exploding van anyways?
No.363
>>357pretty much. that's l33t h4x0rzz for you
>tfw you've been arrested by the fbi for hacking No.366
>>362Fox try to explain how "Dangerous" is the internet. They think that an exploding van is a good enough example when their "expert" describe the internet.
No.367
>>363Tell me what that
**>feels** like?
No.369
>>367Wow I fucked that up.
No.370
>>362Way back when (2005/2006-ish) the LA Fox affiliate ran a story on some dumbass — /b/ threatened him and his family and told him to eat a dick and stuff for some reason, and so the story was also all about how big and bad the leet haxors of "Anonymous" were.
True fact: Anon can blow up your car with their computers.
No.372
>>357They mus really want the attention as they already updated their wikipedia article about it
No.373
>>349>spitefully attacking unrelated things a person cares aboutHoly shit the 2edgy4u vibe is fucking palpable.
No.374
>>370http://youtu.be/DNO6G4ApJQYBonus: The first news guy is the newsguy used on Arrested Development.
No.375
Isn't there an addon like 4chanx for this site? thought I saw one posted.
No.376
>>370Yellow van you mean.
No.377
>>367surreal. got dragged out of my house in cuffs while a swarm of feds and police tore apart my room and my computer. (to make matters worse, i had just taken acid as well)
happened when i was 15. me and a couple other people found an exploit in the gopher system that connected a local university to a state-wide library system. gave us root shell access (this was… 1995 i think) so we could control all the machines in the cluster (a mix of unix and VAX machines). also available was a modem pool for making outgoing connections. this was pretty much at the dawn of the web. but we controlled the systems and used it for free net access, and random mayhem.
5 of us got arrested in total. that day ended with me tripping my ass off sitting in the holding cell of 20/20 (youth jail). got out on OR bond later that evening. several lawyers and court cases later, i got 4 felonies down to a class 1 misdemeanor.
whee!
No.381
>Osama Bin Laden @AlQaedaSecurity
>My friends at 4Chan, we openly welcome your threats. You >#VirginInfidels shall be dealt with in the name of #Allah. >#UGNazi #HolyJihad
>Retweeted by UGNazi
EPIC WIIIIN xDxDxDxD EPIC WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN XDXDXDXDXDXD
No.383
>>377It's kind of surprising how many old nerds I've met who got busted way back in the early nineties for shit like that.
No.385
>>372wikipedia must've knocked it the fuck out because I'm not seeing anything.
No.386
>>381Only the most elite hackers use hashtag jokes
No.388
>>380>>382very lucky. i also ran a well known hack/phreak/warez BBS at the time. things could have ended much worse.
>>383yup. i miss wardialing and phreaking the most. somewhere i still have my old BBS backed up on a tape. RENEGADE BBS. kinda miss those days.
No.389
why cant i fucking post
No.391
>>389there we go, kept discarding my posts
No.394
>>387its really annoying how smug hackers like that are.
No.397
>>396>that feelWhat makes it worse is that if you get mad they win
It's just an endless cycle of mad
No.398
>>396thats all it serves to do. make others mad, and to boost their ego in some autistic way. makes me want to break their fingers.
No.399
>>396yeah, although this is just typical skriptkiddie bullshit as usual. fags going for e-fame. i mean, fucking tweeting about your LE LEET EPIC HAX XDDDDDD? bah.
real hackers are silent.
No.401
>>396What gets me is that when you point this out you get one of two responses
(1) The honest one: Yeah well whatever.
(2) The stupid one: No this is like civil-disobedience. It heightens awareness and points out blah blah blah
Yeah, DDOSing Mastercard because of Wikileaks or something is just like a fucking 1950s lunch-counter sit-in.
No.402
>>399All the real hackers seem to work for the government these days.
No.403
>>399it would be interesting to know what kind of hacking the government does. like those guys that have been fucking with the Iranian nuclear program.
No.404
>>396Reading that post on their tumblr, it seems that they didn't even actually do anything to 4chan, just fucked with cloudflare and prevented people from actually getting to 4chan.
Why does 4chan even have cloudflare?
Isn't it just a service to allow people to view your site when it is down, but doesn't let them interact with it?
That is pretty much completely useless for a chan, because it completely revolves around people being able to use it, not look at it.
**Although I might be completely wrong about everything, I don't actually know much about any of this shit.
Full disclosure.**
I don't even think this website has spoilers No.406
>>398>>399>>399>>401I NEED AN OUTPUT FOR ALL THIS RAGE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
No.407
>>404I'd look MLPG
non-sexually No.408
>>402Why wouldn't they? The pay is good, the toys are good, and they don't have to worry quite so much about being arrested.
No.411
>>404Cloudflare is mildly useful when the site goes down and I want to jerk off.
No.412
>>403Those guys planted a virus in the centrifuge machinery systems to make them do shit that ruined the whole equipment.
80% of the the big centrifuges in that program were ruined because of that.
No way to fix them.
No.413
>>404What the fuck, the first set of spoilers turned into asterisks, but the second worked?
They weren't even nested or anything, why would that happen?
test1test2test3All tests and this should be spoilered No.415
>>402>>403yeah, it would be interesting to peek into that world. but for as many gov't hackers that there are, there are others out there silently cracking systems.
i got into hacking just for the challenge, and because you never know what kinds of systems you'll find, and what data is contained within.
but still, phreaking is what i miss the most. since everything is digital now, it's just not the same.
No.418
>>408Definitely.
>>412Is that what they did? I know "somebody" (almost certainly the USA or Israel) fucked with the Iranian oil rigs' software, but I never saw anything about them fucking with the nuclear program.
No.419
>Ms.anonymouSpoon @anonymouSpoon
>When LulzSec made 4chan a target everyone was all aboard, but >when @UG do it they get flamed. #2faced
COMMON GAIZ Y U HAT US?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WE'RE HALPIN 2 FITE DA POWA 4 DA LULZ XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
No.420
It's coming back little by little
No.422
>>418i think the nuclear program one was a more recent thing. but i find things like that pretty cool, a computer virus that causes physical damage in the real world. i mean i know its not that crazy since so many things are controlled by computers nowadays, but it just find it interesting.
No.423
>>420LOL WE MILDLY INCONVENIENCED YOU LULULULULUL TAKE THAT YOU BAKA 4CHAN
No.424
Attacking 4chan seems so stupid. 4chan goes down when there's a busy weekend or when Moot forgets to install fans on the new servers. It's like knocking over a child's sandcastle.
Attacking cloudflare seems even more banal.
Fuck up facebook. That's impressive, and that gets peeps' attention. I could sort of appreciate that.
No.425
>>418Yeah, it never got too much attention in the media.
Figure it was really Israel (the article in the newspaper mentioned a possibly Israel-related source of the attacks) was behind it.
They just want to assfuck poor arabs anyway they can, and they can.
No.426
>>422Makes sense, though. You just turn off all the fail-safes and tell their computers to spin the centrifuges too fast or something, I guess, and then they're fucked.
I mean, I'm no hacker, but I guess that's how I'd do it.
No.427
>>418Stuxnet fucked with the centrifuges and was confirmed to be developed by the US and Israeli government. It was on HN today.
http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2012/06/confirmed-us-israel-created-stuxnet-lost-control-of-it/ No.429
>>424>hacking facebookthat i could get behind. especially if someone cracked the data store and dumped a fuck-ton of information (especially related to how facebook tracks users across the web)
No.430
>>427>Soon, US national labs were testing different bits of the plan to sabotage Natanz (apparently without knowing what the work was for)So is this the Manhattan Project of our generation?
No.431
>>427>The goal of the worm was to break Iranian nuclear centrifuge equipment by issuing specific commands to the industrial control hardware responsible for their spin rate. CALLED IT
Neat, though. Certainly better than preventing nuclear proliferation via bombing.
No.432
>>426No, it wasn't about spinning them too fast, it was starting to spin them up as normal and stop them abruptly.
That fucked them up hard time.
No.434
>>430Maybe not "Manhattan Project," but I imagine it's the way wars will be fought from now on.
The costs of invasion are too high, from both a security and moral/political standpoint. What's left is war by covert means.
So, in the sense that it changes how conflicts work from here on out, yeah, I guess it's a lot like the a-bomb. But the mechanism is the opposite (Manhattan provided a sort of limit on how far countries would be willing to go in war; this provides a new way to work within that limit).
No.435
>>433>4chan is already back after about an hourYou h4c|<3rz sure showed us.
No.437
nvm 4chan's fucked again
No.438
>4chan dies
>during Rarity quest
FUCKING FUCK
No.439
>>438Oh good it's not just me then
No.440
>>438On the otherhand, the general was being very bad at the moment.
No.441
>>438Think we should get Aspirant over here to finish it off? We were kinda in the middle of something.
No.442
Wait, it seems to be working again. Let's not hold our breath, though.
No.443
Seems 4chan has been having quite a few problems as of late.
No.445
>>444On the bright side, I suppose it gives me time to read the friend-off entries.
No.446
>>445I guess I could become productive
No.447
>>446Productivity is overrated.
No.448
>>447You're right
TIME FOR PONY EPISODES
No.449
>>448I had forgotten how awesome Rarity's voice was in Ticket Master
No.451
>4chan in charge of not failing hard
No.452
Anyone else getting 503 errors? This is getting ridiculous…
No.454
>>453>>452Hey. What if.
We just stayed here.
No.455
>>454And admit defeat? Never.
No.456
>>455We can start a new age of pony prosperity.
No.457
>>456That's what we thought with Ponychan. Look how that turned out.
Also, it's back up.
No.458
>>457No, Ponychan was made by a bunch of the /b/ posters to fall back on if mods got serious about banning ponies on /b/.
No.459
>>457Ponychan is a remnant of /b/. We had FiMchan, which - as far as I know - is almost as dead as this board is.
No.460
>tfw cloudflare
No.461
>>459>>458Personally I'd love to use this one more.
No.462
>>460fuck it I'm going to bed
To the guy fucking up with Descartes:
>>2415859…you're missing the point of that argument entirely, anon. It doesn't prove outward existence — it's not "You think, therefore you are." It's "I think; I am." It's proof of your own existence, that's all.
>Why would that matter?Because Descartes was attempting to identify what was 100% true.
No.464
we ded?
No.467
>>466>Sudden realization I'll miss RariQuestFuck. Oh well, it's not like it'd go to hell in one session, right? Especially a very important session where we meet Celestia and hit the town with Rarity on a date that would serve as the linchpin for any future relationship status.
What could possibly go wrong?
No.480
4chan ded
No.481
>>480The fuck is going on? Other boards seem to be working fine. Even other threads on /mlp/.
No.482
>>467Will we postpone it?
I need to know if I'll go to bed
No.483
>>482I dunno. I'm banned anyway, but unless someone gets Aspirant on the horn, so to speak, and we get a definite plan, we might end up skipping tonight.
We could even use /q/'s dice roll function for the spaghetti rolls, if we end up here.
No.484
>>483Damn white horse.
Why must thy do this to me?
No.485
>>484Actually, do you know if Aspirant has a Steam account? We could use that to get a hold of him if he does. Or maybe one of the Steam crew has his Skype, or MSN, or something.
No.486
>>485Fuck if I know
I'll see if I can fire up my steam account and ask around the chat.
>steamchatIt can't be that bad most of the time right?
No.487
>>486Well he's online playing Dota 2
No.488
>>487Well, 4chan seems to be back up for the moment. Consider messaging him our "Plan B."
No.490
WELL IT'S 3 AM
No.491
Time for the nightly "4chan's servers are dunked again" post.
No.492
>>491Why is it happening? Can the servers not handle the load? And if so, why does moot keep adding new boards and shit?
No.493
>>482>>483>>485Rarity "Quest" is postponed until Tuesday night, approximately 8pm EST.
Didn't know about this site so I had to wait until 4chan wasn't borked to inform people. My apologies.
I'm usually in Steamchat if you need to contact me for some reason.
I also wasn't aware of this board for the most part, so if in the future 4chan becomes unusable I'll move it here. Thank you PQ for the link.
No.494
>>493>have IPS banned>been using Hotspot for the pat two months>that also stopped working now>no more Rarity Quest for meWhy is life so cruel
No.495
>502 gateway errors
Well that's something new and different.
No.496
>3 A.M.
>Expecting 4chan to work
What the hell was I thinking?
No.498
Not a proper MLPG if I'm not here.
No.501
goddammit moot, lifeboat locator not working either.
No.502
Disregard my last. Internet's just taking a shit on me.
No.503
daily 3am post
No.504
>>503daily 3am reply.
wtf moot
No.508
>leth posts mlpgtelephone at 3am
wow
No.512
>ded 4chan
>ded general
>ded show
No.513
>4chan ded
No.517
Why so ded 4chan?
No.520
>>519Nobody ever talks about this place and it's got less than a thousand posts. It's more likely people will go to fimchan, but don't count on that…
No.522
I wonder what the spoiler images look like here
No.523
I take it I am the only one here? 4chan being ded on me.
No.524
>>523You are not alone my friend.
we ded.
No.525
Thirding the dead sentiment.
No.526
very ded
No.527
>4chan in charge of working
No.531
>>530It would seem so.
>>529Glad you could make it, mane.
No.533
>>532W-well not really because I wish 4chan was actually working, but you know what I mean.
No.534
So ded
No.537
>4chan ded
>Can be productive
TRULY A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH
No.538
>>338>can be productivenope
everything up and running again
No.539
If you happen to check here I got banned for a day for posting "banned text"
You know who I am.
No.541
>deder than ded
No.543
**I like pone**
No.545
Hmm. This has a DOUBLE new-horse smell.
No.548
>on /co/
>we're forced into one thread
>on /mlp/
>maintain one thread for sake of sanity
>on submarine
>we stay in one thread out of habit
neat
No.550
>>548why mess with tradition?
No.552
>>548If it ain't broken, don't fix it.
No.554
Which pony would be the most fun to make blush?
No.562
>mlpg.co extension still opens images in a separate window
No.563
>>561>no spoilerswell, now I feel like an idiot
No.565
>>560>I have the same hairOH GOD MOOT, I KNOW THAT PAIN
No.566
>>555That was so stupid I wish I never saw this.
No.568
>>567Right now it's being hit with traffic volumes it's never seen before
No.569
>>567It's not used to having more than two people on it at once. This is like a clown car.
No.575
Seth pls go
No.578
>>572please don't do that. shit's 2spooy
No.579
>4chan going down at 9pm
>4chan doesn't go down
Fucking moot
No.585
>>581I can't tell if you're talking about the site or the post speed
No.586
Does mayhem have this open spoilers option? I don't see it.
It would make shit a hell of a lot easier.
No.588
>>587Only a heartless bastard wouldn't
No.590
>>571I would make a desperate Trixie begrudgingly do sexual things to me for money
No.592
>>587Mules can't produce offspring, and I need someone to carry on my lineage. So no.
No.593
>>592Well you can't exactly produce offspring with a pony either, Anon.
No.594
>>590I can't
**>feel** to this…
No.596
>>594DAMMIT. come on, I can
**>do** this…
No.597
>>594I think we need a fic of Trixie working nights as a stripper.
No.598
>>596get it together, anon.
No.599
>>598i'm sorry! i'm not >used to this!
i think i'll just stop myself now before i make an even bigger fool of myself No.601
*How's this*
No.605
is the submarine a safe place to post plane pones?
No.606
>>605no I'm certain it's a bannable offense
No.607
>>604But you got the 400th post in the thread
No.608
>>606Isnt Nathan one of the mods here?
No.612
>>605Yeah, this place is deader than dead. It's been around for months and look, it's just barely breaking 600 posts.
No.613
Better than fimchan atleast
No.614
>>612Because we only come here when 4chan is borked. And while that happens every night, most people just go do whatever unless the site is down for a long, long time.
No.615
>>613Not at all, I can molest artists on FiMchan
No.616
4chan was supposed to go down 26 minutes ago and /mlp/g is still more active
No.618
What kind of porn can I get away with posting here?
No.619
What if I do this >hmm<
No.625
>>620>What's the submarine, guys?>What are we doing?>Hey, how do I get a script for this site?You know, for a rapist, you're not very independent.
No.626
>>620Deaf you are so helpless..
Go to the sticked thread and download the dollchan extension
No.627
>>620It DOES auto-update, you boob. You obviously don't have the right scripts installed.
No.628
>>625Actually, I checked the first thread immediately after saying that so I have the script.
No.629
>>620>Deaf in charge of not being a useless dumbfuckNo wonder you have a rape fetish. You completely inept at doing things yourself so you project that through rape fantasies where you're in control of things.
No.630
>Site will be down for a few hours starting at approximately 10:00PM ET tonight (6/27) for maintenance.
>moot
No.632
>>628Why would you feel the need to bring your trip over here? There is literally no reason why you should need your trip here.
No.633
>>632Well, it did help us filter him
No.634
>>632Why YOU care about that?
No.635
>>632There's no reason for him to trip over there, either.
He's just a useless attention whore.
No.636
Test test
No.637
>>636HOW?
TELL ME YOUR SECRETS.
No.638
>>632Because some people like to filter me, and it would be unkind to deny them that.
No.639
>>637Easy
>like this see?
No.641
>>639but I already >tried that
No.642
>>638>implying you're not so bland that if you went anon no one would notice youLikely story. You're an attention whore. Get raped.
No.643
Let's have a drawthread.
Draw anything you want to draw.
Use mouse, tablet, whatever, just do it.
No.644
>>637Tinyboard by default doesn't let you
do this mid post.
So I am messing with the markup system just put %% at the beging and end of what you want green.
No.645
>>644alright, let's
>see here…
No.646
>>645SUCCESS!
Thanks, Anon.
No.648
Alright lets see if I can figure out *spoilers and such* and maybe something like this
No.649
>>648Well 1/2 isnt bad.
test No.651
Testing for >rape
No.653
>>652Pinkie
please stop
stop that
you know what those eyes do to me, Pinkie
No.656
ded
No.657
>4chan still not yet dead
No.661
>>659Y'all could always, you know, do it here:
>>>/q/ No.662
>No 4chan X
Just how are we supposed to make this work?
No.663
>>662>Not reading the stickyYou really are retarded.
No.667
>>662Hey moron,
>>378Or you could bother to read the sticky
Or any of the other posts mentioning it
No.669
>>665PQ is that you?
>>666Link?
No.671
>>666But then we won't have the audio thingie
No.672
>>666Oh man
That would be awesome
No.673
I wish you could upload .sfw's here
No.674
WOAH
this shit is laggy
No.675
>>674Pretty sure this is the first time in months that the site has had more than two people on it.
No.677
>>675The site have lag issues every know and then.
No.679
You know, it would probably be really easy to get dubs on this site.
No.680
>>671That's okay, we can make due.
>>672So should I recap everything or just start where we left off?
No.682
What's the image limit on here?
Is there even one?
No.683
>>682No idea but after 800+ posts the thread get really, really slow.
No.684
>posting without 4chan x
Truly, this is hell.
No.685
>>669>>670Minty pone would love me too.
You're both just jealous.
No.686
>>684These people must be doing it on purpose by this point
No.688
>4chan an hour and a half late on dying
No.690
>>680If a recap isn't too much trouble could you do that?
No.691
>>680a quick recap couldn't hurt
No.692
>>690>>691Alright, I'll get on that, then.
No.693
PROTIPS
4chan X alt:
http://mlpg.co/scripts/Dollchan_Extension_Tools_mlpgco.user.jsYou can
>rape by putting
%% at the start and end of what you want green.
You can use
spoilersBy using the standard tags, adding ** to the start and end of what you want spoilered, or just highlight it and use the spoiler button in the extension.
The arrow next to the post number is the quick reply.
No.695
>4chan will be down for server maintenance for approximately 4 hours, starting at 11:00PM ET on Wednesday, June 27th.
hahahaha goddammit, moot
No.696
>>695TAKIN BETS ON IT GETTING DELAYED FOR ANOTHER HOUR
WHO'S IN?
No.697
Renne Quest is resuming in the quest board
http://mlpg.co/q/res/25188.html No.702
haha we finally ded
No.703
>>699which plane would YOU pilot?
No.705
>Anonymous 06/27/12(Wed)22:00 No.2856682 [ ! ]
>>2856594
>Good thing I avoid /mu/
And… ded is go!
No.707
So, "doesn't like rap" guy, you still here?
Also, there's lots of country that's worth listening to, just not much good country being made in the last 20-ish years.
No.708
>>703Oh dear it's so hard to decide.
No.710
Pinkie for last image, confirmed for best ponae.
× Your request looks automated; Post discarded.
THE FUCK IS THAT?
No.711
Smile got last image.
No.713
>grape
No.720
>>715OHOHO
We need a blushing Blitz.
No.725
>tfw I just realized I won't be able to go on /d/ or /h/ or /s/ or /hc/ or /hm/ to fap tonight
Shit.
No.730
>>712i now imagine Blitz sneezing and accidentally shooting a lot of things
No.731
>>729LEL U MAD BRO?
bicurious virgin masterrace reporting in. I get to be aroused by everything and still get to be a wizard in 10 years! No.734
>>733Jesus, shes a fucking amazon.
No.735
>>731That would be great, you can fap to anything
No.745
>>742Yeah, I didn't know it did that to direct links.
Fuck oggchan, why can't 4chan do something like this?
No.746
>imbeded music
No.747
>>740>>740This place is a lot classier than 4chan
No.748
>>744You could always copy the actual link if you're skittish. dropbox is a trustworthy URL and it'll just host you a literal mp3 file; there are few (if any?) mp3 file exploits.
No.749
>>745It auto-embeds youtube links as well. The sub is tricked out, you guys, you should spend more time her.
No.752
>The drone planes start showing up with ridiculous faces painted on them.
>Blitz is giggling like an idiot as they mill around.
>Airliner looks at her and taps her hoof.
>Blitz groans and looks for a bucket and something to scrub them with.
>"But they look hilarious…"
>"One looks like a clown."
No.753
>>751>Fancy>SportySon, this tub's about as fast as a snail trying to crawl through molasses in Antarctica.
No.755
>>753wouldent a snail freeze to death in Antarctica?
No.756
>>753But BOY is it fancy!
No.758
>>753We spent all the outfitting points on the nifty nav system and entertainment console and forgot to upgrade the engine.
If we all posted here and there were ads and maybe we chipped in a few bucks extra I'm sure whoever runs this could afford a spiffy new server No.759
>>751This place needs a better extension.
If it had an exact copy of 4chan X I'd be all in favor of moving here, but I hate this dollchan thing.
The QR window is inline and you can't scroll down while typing, there doesn't seem to be image-hover previewing, every once in a while it just stops updating and you need to restart it, sometimes clicking the thumbnail expands the image and sometimes it opens it in a new tab, etc.
Some of it is probably fixable, but I hate it all the same.
No.761
>>755Yes.
Think about that.
No.765
What's the difference between Python and rape?
There's none. Both are forced indentations and harmful for society.
No.766
>>759>scroll while typing>apparently you type one-handed while scrollingfucking beast.
No.767
>>759Are adds paid for by view or click?
Because I would disable adblock here if the ads were really out of the way and I never had to pay attention to them.
I would probably never click them though
No.768
We reached a new low
No.769
>>767But who would advertise on such a website?
No.774
>>766not him but i can type fairly fast whith one hand, anyone got a link to that type test site someone posted a week or 2 ago?
No.775
Sup MLPG, how bout that 4chan, eh?
No.779
>>770As soon as The Old Republic becomes the most played online game.
No.782
Can we make a new thread? this one's getting real slow.
No.783
You're so addicted that you can't let it be for a few hours. You have a problem, MLPG. A real one.
And what a wonderful problem to have.
I love you guys so much.
Promise you'll never leave.
Please…
No.784
>>781Did anyone ever show that to /mu/?
That could have been entertaining.
No.787
>>779Bioware is truly evil.
No.789
Porn time?
Porn time.
No.790
>>783I may or may not die in a fiery crash.
No.791
>>782What's the image/post limit anyway?
No.792
>>786unpopular opinions time:
Frank Sinatra has a nice voice but I find most of the loungy stuff he did really boring No.793
>>792**I don't hate Trixie
No.795
>>793uh, I mean
I don't hate Trixie No.798
>>791Stops bumping at 500 post, no image limits.
No.800
>>798>no image limitYou mean to say…
We could go on…
Forever? No.801
>>798We're nearly at 600 posts now
No.804
how did i live without 4chan x
how can i go back to this
No.806
>>798>stops bumpingPffhehehe… Do you know where we are?
This thread, this VERY thread was literally the second made on this board all those weeks ago. We don't' have to worry about anything.
No.807
>>789is there image unspoiling somewhere in the options?
Open spoilers only seems to be for text
No.808
Can we still make a new thread? This feels large and slow
No.809
>>806He was just informing you of how it work.
I don't think he was implying anything.
No.811
>>807There's nothing really to spoil. The show ended 2 months ago.
No.812
Whoa… Are we using this for the next several hours?
No.814
>>810I don't give a fuck.
No.816
I don't think many of us made it to the submarine.
How many casualties were there.
No.817
>>812No, we are using this forever.
Moot got rid of all of 4chan.
It was the only way to get rid of us.
No.818
>>815I like Trixie, but only because she is a cute pony. Of the hundreds of cute ponies in Equestria, I'm afraid Trixie would not be among my first few dozen choices, but if I woke up tonight to find her cuddling me or blowing me
I would be 100% ecstatic. No.820
>>816is this thing even posted anywhere?
No.822
>>817Then we have truly been delivered.
>>816THE ONLY CASUALTIES WERE CASUALS!
No.823
>tfw some guy from MLPG knows your IP now.
No.825
>>820It was posted in the general.
No.826
>>820It's casually mentioned frequently. It was made a few days before /mlp/ in a night thread, and we agreed to try and keep it semi-secret.
We really haven't, but I'm not surprised if people either don't know it or forget about it.
No.828
>>826Well, at least it's keeping the faggots out.
No.829
>>820Not really, but people were linking it repeatedly in those last few threads.
No.831
>>824**I would feel bad that I was "settling" for her, though. Even if she is Trixie, she deserves better than that.
No.836
>>831>>818Man, spoilers work differently here.
No.838
>>830You sound almost as autistic as me.
I like you.
No.839
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/Temp/knighty.mp3don't mind me, just reposting those voice samples that creepy anon posted a few weeks ago.
No.840
>>835Aw, man…
That's kind of sad. I would indulge her, because I'm weak, but I'd feel bad about it.
No.841
man the human centipede 2 is fucked up. that is all.
No.842
>>839Hmm, guess they got deleted.
Probably should have saved the actual files, lol.
No.843
>>804You do know that submarine has its own extension, right?
No.846
>>832You're right, Pinkie Pie, I should be drawing. Time to rev up those 'mechpones.
No.847
>>838>>830I like bug pone. I think she's cool and sexy.
BUT I also know she is evil, and my heart belongs to another.
I would cuddle her, nonsexually, in non-corrupting slime, but I don't think I could trust her.
No.848
>We'll have things back as soon as possible. Go toss a ball around, or something. You know. Sports.
I like moot
No.851
any waifuing going on tonight? I could go for some some feels.
>trixie
I'm… lukewarm about this.
No.852
>>849Don't make me feel.
She is cursed thanks to Seth.
No.853
>>851Who's your waifu, anon?
No.855
>>847Well, frankly you probably couldn't, but then how could you pass up a nice, comfy cocoon-cuddle with the changeling queen? It might be a little gooey, but that just makes it that much more special.
You wouldn't say no if she asked you to cuddle with her overnight.
No.856
>>854Why is this even a %%feel
No.857
Guys…
Can someone write a husbando feel greentext with big mac or some shit?
No.858
>>852says who?
I love
>feels even of Trixie
No.860
>>855It would be extremely tempting. But I'm sure I would wake up as an evil changeling thrall.
No.861
>>853Twilight. Straight up. I'll definitely never pass up a rarity feel, but by god twilight is my one and only.
The ONLY reason I let Rarity come close to me is because Twilight cannot into casual femdom. Rarity can tie you up and chide you as if she were making tea.
No.863
Holy fuck, you guys. This feels like /co/.
No.868
So… no Hamburger Time report tonight?
No.871
>>868I can be your Hamburger Report tonight, anon
No.872
>>864Not that much femdom. I mean literlaly what happened in rarityquest.
>"Ah-ah, no touching. The audience does not participate.">Levitates pillowcase off of pillow>ties your hands up with it>Sucks your dick>Pushes you back when you try to run your hands through her mane>"Am I going to have to punish you?" No.873
>>866what's wrong with that pinkie
No.875
>>860Nah. She's got plenty of those, and they're not all soft and snuggly like you are, and mindless thralls can't provide that steady, warm feeling she gets inside when you're close.
At worst you'd be a little sticky in the morning.
I mean, you know, if you'd LIKE a carapace and some wings or something, she might sorta do it while you're not paying attention, but not unless it would make you happy. No.876
>>861Remember when she bombarded her future self with questions?
Can you imagine how many questions she'd have for you?
I'd love to answer them all.
No.879
>dat lyra
and hi
No.884
>>874I'll throw my name on for just one post to say "hi"
Right. Back to anonymity with me. No.888
>>874I cannot into quick reply
No.891
>>889dohoho, can't even get dubs on this slowfest?
No.892
>900
No.893
>>874Here. I can't quit you MLPG
No.895
>>882Its almost as if we're immune to the cancer here. That we're free to do whatever we want. Everything is shiny and new…
I… I think I like it here.
No.896
>>869>"Any time.">you kiss her on the forehead**>"You'll always be the Great and Powerful Trixie to ME."
No.897
>>874Oh, hey I'm here too.
No.898
>>863I imagine most of us here are from /co/, right?
It hurts knowing I was only on /co/ MLPG for 3 months before the switch happened. I've already been on /mlp/g for twice as long as I was on /co/ mlpg No.900
>>896damn. this spoiler text is going to take some getting used to.
>"You'll always be the Great and Powerful Trixie to ME." No.902
>>875Now now… Don't try to pull a fast one. Maybe I'll cuddle Chrysalis along with mai waifu, just to be safe.
No.903
>>899Does anyone have that rarityxvinyl scratch tea party pic? It looks pretty
cute No.904
>>902But then she only gets half the love supply. Maybe even less.
No.906
>>898I've all but stopped going to /co/ since the General moved to /mlp/.
No.907
>>905>.mov seriesbrony pls go
No.910
>>898I have been posting ponies on /mlp/ for just as long as I did on /co/ with the end of this month.
BUT /co/ was my primary board for about three years before that, although I ignored ponies for about a full year.
No.912
Pony should never under any circumstances pony pony
No.914
>>905and here comes the piss. Dripping at first before growing into an enormous yellow tsunami, consuming all in its wake.
No.916
>>895Remember.
It's okay to not like things.
It's okay to like things too.
No.917
>>904Wrong! Because now she's being cuddled by two!
No.918
>>913>Her.Drones are its.
They have no emotion, no face and no gender.
No.919
>>906Yeah… Me too.
Every time I look back in there, something just feels… Off. It's too angry. It feels like /v/ did about a year and a half ago. I really hope it isn't going to end up like /v/ did, but…
I just don't know anymore. I can't save it on my own.
No.922
>>911****>filename
I like it, adorable
No.923
>>917But do either of you actually have any love for her? Would you really be putting any feeling into your cuddling?
Your waifu would probably be incredibly nervous.
No.924
>>895>CancerNo anon, you are the cancer.
No.925
>>914>>908>>907Let's not start, guys!
This is a safe place!
Just be cooooooooooool….
No.926
Who maintains the extension for this type of board? There are a few basic functions missing, like image hover expansion.
Also what's the spoiler syntax here?
>>915She didn't even try to make her voice sound different. And I LOVE IT.
No.927
>>925Fuck off brony >>>/mlpredditeqdponychanbread/
No.928
>>924>>925Guys just do the responsible thing and try to ignore things that bother you, ok?
No.930
>>910I'm pretty much in the same boat as you. Squatting in /co/ for a couple years and getting into MLP sometime before the end of 2011.
No.931
>>923Well, I'm not cuddling behind mai waifu's back. If nothing else, I'd have to let her know.
No.932
>>923Well who wouldn't be? She tried to take over Equestria two months ago.
It might take a little while, but she'll lean to like it. And she has you there to reassure her if she's ever worried.
No.934
>>915Man, people complain about Tiara, but Fluffy's animation is really bad too.
Still better than Tiara (it doesn't say too much though)
No.938
>>932Of course.
It can sometimes be really FUN to be scare, but she IS the friendliest pone in Equestria. No.940
>>935Nah, dude, this is a perfect amount of posters.
No.942
>>940its kind of like an old fashioned late night thread except 4chan x is semiborked
No.944
>>938Pinkie Pie would probably get into it pretty fast
so long as she doesn't irritate Chrysalis with her incessant cheerfulness
No.945
>>933And the other planes find them a little creepy because of it.
No.946
>>942The board software seems slow and the extension is clunky, but we'll make do.
We always make do.
No.949
>>942That's why I said this really feels like /co/.
I don't have 4chan X anyway, because my laptop is fucked, and I have to use my dad's computer. No.951
>Jessey does not know about this site.
>She will never know about these new plane pone ideas.
No.952
>tfw a friend posts awful brony music on FB
what do /co/ what do?
No.953
>>874Yo
>>926https://github.com/SthephanShinkufag/Dollchan-Extension-Tools/I just kinda mangled it a bit so it wouldn't interfere with 4chan X. I have no clue on how it really works.
Also seems I have underestimated with the server. Ah well, pony on.
No.954
>>918I'm willing to go with no face and no gender, but no emotion?
No.956
>>951What is her tumblr ?
No.958
>>950I would let Lyra sitting on my anything. Who wouldn't?
No.959
>>951we'll just relay the ideas to her when we're back in the lifeboat.
No.961
>>944It probably would at first,
but you know how infectious that little pink ball of energy can be. Before you know it, Chrys would be in good spirits, maybe genuinely so for the first time in years. No.962
>>952Make fun of him for watching a little girls show, then when he tries to defend it via facebook he'll spill his spaghetti all on his own.
No.964
>>954Well, they are kinda nothing but deadly RC planes.
Like they are a living manikin.
No.965
>>874Oh I didn't realize there was a headcount going on. I'm here.
No.966
problem is he knows i like the show also.
No.967
>>955Hahaha, I always think the same thing.
>>950WHERE DOES A SEXY LITTLE PONY SIT?
WHEREVER SHE WANTS! HIYOOOOOOOOOOOO~~~~~ No.971
>>961Aw, man. If anyone can help Chrysalis, it's Pinkie.
No.973
Sorry guys but my time here is ogre….
No.974
>>969You should've seen when Deaf stopped by. Everybody jumped down his throat like his stomach was filled with ponies.
No.975
>>970Bonbon's a sexy little pony too…
No.976
>>968Call me shallow, but I wouldn't want to be that guy's friend if he's posting brony music openly on facebook.
No.977
>>958Even on your face?
Farts are optional No.982
>>977Especially my face.
AND NO NO NO! No.983
>>968im actually suprised, i voiced my distaste for it and the people who said they liked it diddnt sperg out about it.
No.984
test
No.989
>>980I just think they're two pretty little pone girls.
I like Lyra a lot more, but I wouldn't make either one feel bad. No.990
>>952You made me check to see if I had my Spotify set to show what I am listening too.
…what?
I-it's just Eurobeats stuff!
No.991
Poor drones.
No.992
>>982My negro
I would however opt to allow farting but I completely understand and respect your aversion. No.993
>>991Don't feel too bad for them, Anon. They're just mannequins.
No.994
>>990i like eurobeat, but he is like the only "brony" artist i like. Also he is just a cool guy in general, even drops the brony in Eurobeat Brony when visiting the general.
No.995
>>993I would love the drones.
No.996
>>993I want to be the murderous cyborg.
No.997
>>993They also don't know about personal airspace.
Much to the discomfort of the others.
>Blitz secretly likes it. No.998
>>994He told the other chucklefucks that follow him that he wanted to drop the whole brony thing off his name.
No.999
>>994Pretty sure he would choose to drop it altogether but he was known that way since the very early days and bronies would raise a shitfit over it for no reason most likely. I don't hold it against him.
He is awesome. I felt bad when he wanted MLPG's private opinion on Love is in Bloom and only like 4 people showed up to his stream after repeated links. He was so nice and he even asked us multiple times if we would be okay with letting non-mlpg folks in to give opinions.
That's how much the dude cares.
No.1001
>>998thats a smart move, isnt he actually a semi serious eurobeat artist anyways? i know he diddnt start in pony music
No.1002
leth…
No.1003
>>998It's not really a secret. He wants to keep his brony audience for views but wants to try other genres.
No.1005
>>1002Oh yeah, we haven't gotten a Hamburger Time report you. But then again
do we really need it tonight? When we're here there is no hamburger time No.1006
>>1000OMG LE EPIC 1kGET!
ok im sorry i just felt like that needed to be done No.1008
>>1001http://odysseymusic.bandcamp.com/Yeah, he is.
His other works are good too.
I love Fight.
>Dat voice. No.1009
>>1002And then there's this faggot.
No.1012
>>1008iv actually have a really strange obsession with his Discord track. i like all his stuff mostly, but there is just something about that song that i cant get out of my head.
No.1015
>>1012It's one of the better tracks of the 2 ponybeat volumes.
It's probably because the vocal work is pretty good.
No.1016
>>1014yeah, the one that other faggot guy completly bastardized.
No.1017
>>874Look at Rarity what a slut.
No.1023
>>1019>twice as popularI hate this world.
No.1024
>>1014I just wish he'd kept the vocals for Diamond Dogs.
Seriously, he sounded good! I don't get why he canned them.
No.1025
>>1014Songs on radio: sex money bitches
Songs by bronies: friendship ponies kindness
We all know which one is the best one
Pandaiscool2 1 day ago 64
I *do* like money.
OdysseyEurobeat in reply to Pandaiscool2 1 day ago 43
He's the hero the brony fandom needs, not the one it deserves No.1027
>>1014this is my favorite one
No.1029
>>874I'm here, I'm just easily distracted by giant robots and hats.
No.1030
>>1020But she is exposing her marevagina to Applejack.
No.1031
>>1023on YT it almost has triple the views of the origional. i just dont get why people like it. All it is is Eurobeats lyrics sped up over a really fucking generic and shitty beat.
No.1032
>>1031Can you link me this remix?
No.1034
>>1030but that's Twilight's telescope
No.1035
>>1031Maybe the sped up lyrics is what people like.
No.1036
>>1034Im talking about the party gif.
No.1039
This place sucks
No.1040
>>1033I…I don't.
Let's not go into transformers.
No.1045
>>1040Relax. Jessy said she's shit at drawing Transformers, and doesn't want to keep going with that.
No.1047
>>1037first thoughts:
1) nerds like chiptunes
2) It's easier listening; not designed as dance music; you can jump right into it and don't have to wait for the words
3) I don't hate the production as much as you do, and I'd call it more different that truly bad, but it's certainly far less dense than eurobeat guy's stuff.
No.1048
This will only end in vore won't it?
No.1049
No vore pls
No.1051
>>1022That's one of my favorite pics of Derpy.
No.1052
Guys, when we have to go back to /mlp/, don't make a big deal out of how cool shit was here.
No.1053
>>1050Old yahoo account. Ignore the name, I've had it since I was like twelve.
No.1054
>>1052It's not that much cooler here anyway
No.1056
>>1052What do you take me for, some kind of moron?
No.1057
>>874I'm sorta here. Like the poor sod I am I'm using the time to catch up on what I missed in the Archive.
I quite literally have nothing better to do.
No.1058
>>1052This site is slow as dicks
Sorry but I'll take 4chan
No.1060
>>1054It really kinda is. If we had a bit more traffic and a slightly less clunky addon, this place would be amazing.
No.1061
oh man that Roots in Jazz was chill as fuck.
No.1062
>>1054I'd say it's been about
___ cooler.
No.1063
>>1058Alright.
Enjoy your status page.
No.1064
>>1049aw..o-okay. I was just curious to know if any of you were out there.
No.1065
>>1064I'm here man but most of the General hates it so I just shut up
No.1067
>clopsort hasn't updated in 11 hours
>newest stories are all OC shit
MLPG, can.. Do you mind if we take a bit to do a little writing? Nothing much, but I've always loved when we'd take some time to pop boners.
No.1068
Ok, I know there was a lot of talk about trolling Spaghetticon… but is anyone here really going?
No.1069
>>1065Start a vore thread on /mlp/.
No.1070
>>1065That's okay, I respect the wishes of the majority, especially here.
I just didn't want to feel alone No.1071
>>1064I've got nothing against it, I can even enjoy it every once in a while, but it isn't something I really talk about.
****
I did just find a thing called "Felarya", when I'm in the mood for vore that will be nice to have. No.1074
>>1061Yeah, I had to get that album.
>Actually spending money on music. No.1075
>>1068There's an anon who's going to detonate a soap bomb for glorious mother MLPG.
No.1076
>>1067I like to write stuff that makes people pop
heartboners
No.1077
>>1073It's the Maleficent Effect. /co/ pops boners for ladies of darkness.
No.1078
>BRONIES I NEED HELP!!!
>(mainly because I'm terrible at this)
>I commented on a video and someone told me that I was gay for liking my little pony and liking Slenderman. can One of you go to " /watch?v=m9yO9BnYbPg&feature=related " and help me? one of the top comments is the hater. Teach how to be assertive :3
>Fluttershy1235 5 hours ago
why did i start reading the comments? why?
No.1079
>>1066Oh boy is sunguard and nightguard time?
>>1068LK is going.
No.1080
>>1073She is really cute.
>>1076Those are my favorite boners.
Pinkie, pls? No.1081
>>1069>/mlp/I'd rather not fap
No.1082
>>1076>heartbonerThat sounds… painful.
Like, really painful.
Ouch.
No.1083
>>1068More than a few of our artists and some anons have admitted to going so yes.
No.1084
>>1078>and liking slendermanI didn't know people got upset about that
No.1087
>>1076pls no
i genuinely think there's something wrong with my heart
No.1088
>>1082it's a metaphorical boner, anon
I like
>feels No.1090
>>1084Did you see the latest entry?
That dude was mad as fuck because of that slenderman following faggot.
No.1091
>>1085>not linking the good onehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8pAB4es424&feature=relatedThis one is actually nice, too bad the girl who voiced it is fucking crazy.
No.1093
>>1091>This one is actually nice, too bad the girl who voiced it is fucking crazy.Just like a real Fluttershy…
No.1094
>>1091>>1091>too bad the girl who voiced it is fucking crazy.>Girl>CrazyThat's just redundant yo.
No.1096
Man, I bought a big bottle of wine this morning. I want to get drunk and postpone like so many have been doing.
It will be easier on this comfortably-paced board.
I promise not to be annoying.
No.1097
>>1068I'm going, actually looking forward to the VA and Faust panels. Also want to see some truly horrifying cosplay.
No.1098
Which pony likes anal the most?
No.1100
>>1072Casual femdom (I've stated this before. Rarityquest got me hard enough to pierce the heavens) magical body/mind control ("MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN! AND TWILIGHT'S THE ONE DOING IT!"), and generally things like that.
No.1102
>>1097i feel bad for them, all the cringeworthy questions they will be asked that they have to answer "professionally"
No.1103
>>1098Most people say AJ, but they're wrong.
The correct answer is
Sweetie. No.1107
>>1105I just want to get drunk, not die of alcohol poisoning.
No.1108
Browsing on MLPG.co without 4chanX makes you almost yearn for /mlp/
No.1110
>>1098Lets write about that!
>habing secks with pone>slips out>OOPS WRONG HOLE>"… wait, don't move">pone starts riding you No.1113
>>1105Aw, man, that's what I need. A cute pony girl that likes wine to drink and snuggle with me.
No.1114
>>1108The script for here is… Functional. I just wish we were a little bit faster.
No.1116
>>1112Aw, man, I knew what the spoiler was going to be. That's super cute.
No.1118
>Pinkie will never be thick as a brick
No.1119
>>1114Yeah, like half the time I can't get the post quote bubble to go away without hovering over another quote.
No.1120
>>1114Actually, at least for me, this is like a perfect speed. It's relaxed and easy-going. It reminds me of home.
No.1121
>>1115someone should draw a '1more1ever' pone
No.1122
>>1120No, I mean like the site. It's clunky and slow. Posting rate is actually quite nice.
No.1124
>>1122Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
Still, it's tolerable for me.
No.1126
>>1125goodnight, goodnightanon.
I'm gonna nod off too.
No.1127
>>1125Goodnight, Dash. I hope you dream of me.
No.1129
>>1125goodnight goodnightpone
No.1130
>>1113Man that
That just sounds great
Sitting here sharing my wine with a pony as just watch tv and browse mlpg getting wasted.
No.1134
>>1128Aw, man, you're close. Take me home, now.
>>1130And she's just so cute & pretty and she smells like wine and she's curled up with you and she's just so warm…
I could put my laptop away for that.
No.1139
>Bored.
>Decide to look at Jessy's tumblr.
GUH
IT'S SO…COLORFUL!
No.1140
>>1133Just need two more.
Is really nobody interested?
No.1141
>>1139>>1139What is her tumblr anyway?
I finally made one the other day, I should probably actually make use of it.
No.1144
>>1135Yeah but she would just miss my mouth entirely, drunkenly stumble forward and take us both out as we tumble toward the floor.
She would then start to apologize profusely and try to "collect" the spilt wine on the floor with her hooves.
But that's when I lean in and return the intended favor.
No.1145
>>1140I would but I don't know how to play and I'm too lazy so fuck it I'm going to watch cat videos on youtube instead
Cat videos are way better anyway
No.1147
>>1144Berry Punch is one of my favorite fanon personality background pones.
I don't think she'd have a problem. She's just a super cute pone to drink wine with together at home as you get drunk on the couch, just talking and snuggling close together until the early morning.
No.1148
>>1146I'm smiling warmly.
No.1151
>>1148Then it seems my work here is complete.
For now. No.1152
>>1149We need more feels with Berry and Pinchy.
No.1155
>>1150>as her hooves crap around your neckWhat an unfortunate typo
No.1156
>>1150>CrapWHAT??
>>1151A feelsmith's work is never truly complete.
No.1159
>>1153Im not a drawfag I cant help ;_;
No.1160
SPIIIIIIIKKKEEEEEEE
No.1161
>>1153Aw, man… I just love all the pones so much.
That's why I like the idea of an Equestria where cuddles and kisses are a normal thing for friends to do.
No.1162
>>1156Ain't it the truth.
Fear not. As long as I live, there shall be
>feels.
No.1163
>MLPG gets filtered;
>stuck with all the Jessyfags.
Please, your fanning is abominable.
There's liking an artist, and obsessing over an artist.
No.1165
>>1163oh get the stick out of your ass, Scrooge.
No.1166
>>1159>>1153I'm a really shitty draw friend, Should I draw her doing something?
No.1167
>>1163But if I give her enough attention she will want to have sex with me!
No.1169
>>1162Wherever I go, I must also
**>feel**.
No.1171
>>1169Fucking a, either I really am drunk, or I do not understand spoilers on this site at all.
No.1172
>>1169you use %s to
green, Anon
No.1174
>>1172Like %this%?
I guess not.
No.1175
>>1163>>1167>>1170Great /mlp/ is here. Good night.
No.1176
>>1165>Differing opinion>Scrouge with a stick up his arseDon't be such a dick, I'm kindly asking you to turned it down a bit.
Some people in MLPG still very much dislike her.
No.1177
>>1174you need two on each side
like
this No.1178
>>1173WHY DO YOU BESMIRCH THE REPUTATION OF CUTE BACKGROUND HORSE?
No.1179
>>1175The Jenny fanning is pretty close to brony levels, bro.
No.1180
>>1175>implying that they know of our havenIt is only us, Anon…
It will only be us…
No.1184
>>1179>A few post half hour agoYour autism is close to brony levels.
No.1185
>>1180Wasn't this place expose a bunch of time during episode days for stream?
No.1187
/mlp/ or not, everything was chill until just now.
No one enjoys mad, lets go back to how it was earlier.
We're probably only here for another hour and a bit, no sense ruining that time for everyone.
No.1189
>>1184>>1179>>1175>>1163>>1167>>1170anons pls
pls no
no autism
no bronies
only /co/ and mlpg
No.1190
>>1187Lets go back to talking about Nightguard and Dayguard.
Those are always nice.
No.1193
>>1184Well shit Anon, seems like you're right.
My apologies, boop onwards.
This is not to say the Jenny fanning isn't horrendous. No.1194
>>1190DAYGUARD!
AAAAHHHHH!!
FIGHTER OF THE NIGHTGUARD!
AAAAHHHHH!!
CHAMPION OF THE SUN!
AAAAHHHHH!!
HE'S THE MASTER OF KARATE AND FRIENDSHIP FOR EVERYONE!
No.1195
>>1190I would cuddle Nightguard so hard
No.1197
>>1191u no rike grorious korra?
DING DONG BANNU
No.1200
this was actually pretty fun
No.1201
>>1197>Liking KorraHow is that even possible?
No.1205
>>1203Agree it was half decent. I might watch the next season if that water bender dude return and Bumi.
No.1206
>>1202I assume you don't know what
>mfw means?
No.1211
>>1208Are you talking about the pink pone or the loli girl?
No.1215
>>1213I like this.
I like this a lot.
No.1216
>>1210This comic need more panels
>better shitpost about it in 4chan No.1220
>>1217No Pinkie, we are not wrestling in your bed.
No.1221
>>1214>that moonAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
No.1222
>>1214You working on your imaginary goat, son?
No.1223
>>1208crud, that reminds me I downloaded that and haven't watched it. Better do that right now.
No.1225
>>1219Her ass is a weapon on mass destruction.
No.1228
>>1224She doesn't look ready to hoof wrestle to me.
Is this some kind of trick?
No.1235
>>1232don't blame me, it's really hard to find loli pinkie
No.1236
>>1230That poor Anon, keeps getting into awkward situations.
No.1238
>>1235Why is she playing with mayonnaise?
No.1244
>>1231wait, why is she in the holding cell?
No.1245
>>1240>Derpy believed the recruiterDamn, she really is retarded.
No.1248
Renne quest is still going, in case anyone actually made it to the sub that wasn't here when 4chan went down.
http://mlpg.co/q/res/25188.html#25305 No.1253
>>1249>that artistunf
And now that we're not on 4chan I can post anthro without fear of being banned
No.1256
>>1244I think we got arrested for some reason.
It's like playing a Bethesda game.
No.1257
>>1251No, she's drunk. She doesn't mind.
And she likes you
~ No.1258
>>1253I always thought that was the stupidest rule even though I don't like furry that much
inb4 %%>slugbox
No.1259
It's so much chiller tonight than on most nights lately.
Submarine is best marine.
No.1260
>>1253I like pretty much everything they've ever drawn, its crazy.
I think its the colours.
No.1262
>over 1000 posts
This thread is getting fucking laggy.
No.1263
>can't post
come on submarine, get it together
No.1265
Guys I'm..I'm kind of reluctant to go back. This is so fucking chill. I don't want it to ever end ;_;
No.1266
>>1261>Do you really want to rape me, /co/?GF threads are weird there
No.1267
>>1261Shh no tears, Anon…
Only dreams now…
But seriously, get over it already. No.1268
this thread's getting kind of big
should we make a new one?
No.1271
>>1263We need a new thread.
>>1264No
No.1273
PONY SHOULD NEVER PONY PONY UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, DO YOU HEAR ME
No.1274
>>1257Oh! Um… Well… I guess in that case, I would. It might be fun to fool around a little while she was all poofy.
I just don't want to take advantage. No.1277
>>1269>>1271right then.
>>1276>>1276>>1276>>1276>>1276here you are, gentlemen.
No.1279
>>1274It would be taking advantage if she was sober later and regretted it.
She's always drunk so you're good to go.
No.1280
New, less laggy horse here:
>>1278
>>1278
>>1278
No.1282
>>1274Nonsense. She only drank so much tonight to get the courage to make a move.
And she'll be back to a normal size by tomorrow morning.
No.1291
>>1282>>1279I guess you guys have a point.
Do ponies have bellybuttons? No.1308
>>1265Loads way too slow, and the script doesn't fucking work.
No.12982
Perhaps if I post on a thread this old ill go back
