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PirateQuest: Chapter 2.3: Heads Will Roll Wf+6 285495


>Felfire and company infiltrated the city and ported everyone in, then split off to do some training on the ship.

>Sandor split off from the group to find Alys. He spent some time at the local academy honing his skills, now he's killing priests.
>Summer and Spring split off and went to go help people. Summer earned her cutie mark, now they're eating ice cream.
>Alys arrived at the Goldenblood Estate for a party she can't avoid to make a social misstep in.
>Chip and Rahjak were useless and didn't do anything at all, and decided to drink tea at Humble's house while discussing the finer points of eating rats. Chip was only being polite.

Felfire's Story
You're conversing with the Doctor when Abilio bursts in the door. "It's time to get back into the city. You can continue the training later. Everyone's gathered to start peeling this town from the inside."

Chip's Story
The Lieutenant comes in from the other room, shaking his head. "Alright. I just got an update from the Fullmaster. We're starting soon. New orders. Marsh? Go get that prissy unicorn and her bodyguard. Chip? You're to go out into the city and find those two unicorns. They've played long enough. And Smitts wanted me to tell you to look for two fillies, not a mother and child."

Sandor's Story
The guards approach the wreckage as ponies are still streaming out from underneath. Others attempt to hold up the wreckage of the wall so it won't crush those below. Rolling for guard perceptiveness. '1d10'

Alys's Story
The Goldenblood Estate gates close behind you as you make your way out. As lovely as it was to spend time among nobles, all good things must come to an end. You've got nothing else to do, really, when you're approached by Mellow Marsh, who you recognize as the duty officer from the Pillager's Fancy.

"Hope you had a lovely morning, m'dear, but it's time to get to work. Shall we?"

Summer and Spring Story
The ice cream beckons. But you still haven't selected a flavor.

Roll #1 6 = 6

Sylt 285509

Neigh in surprise as Abilio bursts through, but jump off the seat and give him a salute.
Turn to Doc.
"Will see you tomorrow seems! Sorry!"
Fly out and rejoin Abilio and the others.

Lady Alys [Warlock] 285510

follow him

Spring Water [Charlatan] 285512

"Which flavor do you want, swee- sis!?"

Chip(DD Knight) 285525

Two fillies, oh my.
"So how do I go in? Do I need some disguise of some sort? And where do I start searching?" I approach the lietenant.

Wf+6 285526

The guards approach Sandor slowly.

"What were you doing back there? I suppose you saw what caused the collapse?"

Roll for bluff.

There are groans from below the Church. It sounds like most of those below are still alive.

He nods and leads you to the Mercantile District.

"I saw this debacle on the way to pick you up. Let's try to handle this with a little diplomacy. If we start a fight before the assault, the city will be at full strength."

He points at the guards questioning Sandor with a hoof.

With a stomp of his hoof and a glow of his horn, Abilio quickly reopens a Tartarian Gate. Having a little experience under your belt, and following Abilio much more closely, you're able to quickly get through to Humble's house without incident. Pity you couldn't sightsee much this time, but you're sure that time will come.

You're in Humble's house. Only Humble and Lieutenant Sunnyskies are left here. You wonder where everyone went! Better start preparing your plan for when the rest return.

Summer Seas [Cleric] 285531

"I don't know… there's just so many! Which ones do you think are good, mister Nurse?"

Sylt 285532

"I bet Face is hitting on mares at the bar. Any of you seen him?"

Felfire [Necromancer] 285535

Lady Alys [Warlock] 285547

approach the guards
"What's the meaning of this? Why are you assaulting my Personal Guard?"

Wf+6 285560

He shakes his head. "Now that we're in the city, you shouldn't need a disguise, but a—"

Humble cuts him off. "I wanted to repay you for your earlier deed, Chip. I never forget a service. I made this for you."

She holds out a city ID. Looks like a perfect forgery. This should help you get through some otherwise sticky situations.

The Lieutenant continues with an annoyed look. "We think they're either in the Lower Class District or the Mercantile District, since we've looked here and they can't get with the snooty nobles. I'm betting on the shops. They hate our kind… outcasts, that is."

The Lieutenant nods. "Yeah, that sounds like him. You want to go get him? He's pretty much useless for anything but charm and looking pretty, but he can hold a sword… I guess."

He thinks on it for a bit and replies hesitantly, "I like orange sherbert. Err — that doesn't sound very manly, does it? Ah, well."

They take a look at your getup and whisper conspiratorially for a moment.

"You're coming from the party at the Lord-Mayor's place?"

Felfire [Necromancer] 285563

"Everypony else left, I will need a partner to get that stuff done. Can you point me to him?"

Spring Water [Charlatan] 285564

I snicker
"That's okay. I think I'll take strawberry. It's been a while…"


"Of course I am, and I was expecting my accompanyment when I left! You better have a a good enough reason Before I have a talk with the Mayor about this!"
rolling for impact of my words

Roll #0 9 = 9

Wf+6 285573

He shrugs. "If I had to bet, that lowlife is scumming the sleaziest bar in town to save time. I'd try the lower class district. I saw a bar on my way through."

Summer Seas [Cleric] 285577

"Can I get a scoop of that and the poison joke ice cream? Or is that too much?…"
Is anything going on here or outside? '1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10

Chip(DD Knight) 285578

"Neat, lower class district or mercantile it is. " I smile with glee as I took the ID and read whats written on it.
I then look at them.
"I trust the plan is coming to fruition?"

Felfire [Necromancer] 285580

"He could aim a little higher!"
Well I seriously have no saying on the matter.
Use his indications to find Face.

Sándor [Knight] 285586

"I was taking a leak. I did saw some drunkard before that."

Roll #1 5 = 5

Wf+6 285605

They roll their eyes. They're pretty unconvinced.

The guard captain comes over and they exchange whispers for a few moments, then they break up and the captain, an imposing earth pony easily a foot taller than everyone else present approaches you.

"Apologies for the trouble, My Lady. Try to keep him on a tighter leash. I'd hate to see your name damaged by further… ahem, relief on public property."

They let you off!

You head into the lower class district, and find only one tavern. It doesn't take you long to find Face, making the rounds at the bar. He seems a little frustrated, though.

He smiles and says that's fine. He quickly exchanges some bits and your mother soon has her strawberry, and you your poison joke. You can only imagine what will happen when you take the first bite. Roll for effect.

He nods. "As well as it can be. I discussed some business to take care of before the attack with Felfire. You'll get a briefing when you return. Get a move on, private!"

Summer Seas [Cleric] 285608

I scoop up some and eat it!

Roll #1 7 = 7

Felfire [Necromancer] 285609

"Hey Wingpony, something on your mind?"

Spring Water [Charlatan] 285610

"Poison joke? Really?"
Roll my eyes and start licking my own icecream

Sándor [Knight] 285611

"Can't a stallion piss where he wants, huh?"

Lady Alys [Warlock] 285612

"Of course"
wait for them to leave, then head back to Mellows


Chip(DD Knight) 285614

I head out to the city.
Hmmm… perhaps lets start with the mercantile district and go look for those two.. whats their name? Ah Summer and Spring.


Roll #1 1 = 1

Wf+6 285639

He gives you a half-hearted grin when you approach. "Ah, nothing. I came here to save time, but I think it's going to be a mulligan anyway. Normally I'm a pretty accepting guy in the bedroom, but most of these wenches seem pretty disease ridden or outright ugly. There is one mare here who has my eye, but I can't get hers for a second."

He points to an average looking mare in the corner booth enjoying a coffee. By comparison to the rest of the rabble here, though, she's essentially a goddess. Desperate times call for desperate measures?

When you take your first bite, it seems to give you the opposite condition your mother has, and in a few seconds you look like a fully grown mare. Can a dead plant used as an ice cream flavor really have a sense of humor? The fact that your collar isn't changing size, though, is giving you a little bit of trouble breathing. Better take a sip of that antidote and move on to the next "joke".

You blunder directly past the icecream shop. As you're walking by, you look in the windows just in time to see the transformed Summer. You briefly think that it looks like her, but then remember you're supposed to be looking for two fillies, not a filly and a full grown mare, so you keep walking.

You are definitely distracted by your search, though, and you immediately trip and fall face first into the fountain. Ouch.

He gives you a look of disgust.

The three of you head back to the Humble house. Everyone's gone except Abilio and Lieutenant Sunnyskies. They proceed to explain that there are a number of potential tasks on the table that can be completed before the assault begins to soften up the enemy, or to otherwise benefit the crew. They suggest you give a few a try, or regroup with Felfire in the bar. I'm not going to type out all the requests again.

Sidequests listed here:

Felfire [Necromancer] 285646

"Dude this is filty.
I can get her out, kill her, ress her and have her ready before she can lose her warmth if you want. Much easier."

Chip(DD Knight) 285648

I stand up, rubbing my jaw. With that I look again, trying to remember what Smitty and the lietenatnt told me.


Roll #1 3 = 3

Sándor [Knight] 285650

Shrug, then look at the ruins.
Those fags better be dead.

Spring Water [Charlatan] 285653

I scrunch
Oh ha ha. Very funny.
Get that collar off! '1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

Wf+6 285657

Without your collar, it doesn't give you a headache to think about removing the collar. Unfortunately your attempts to remove it only seem to be causing her more obstruction.

Lady Alys [Warlock] 285658

I'll take Slum Sorrows

Summer Seas [Cleric] 285661

"Gyah- hey! I can't breath!"
I take a sip of the antidote.
"…that was fun!"
I take another bite.

Roll #1 1 = 1

Wf+6 285678

Acknowledging your assent, Ruxiang leaps down from the rafters. What was he doing up there?

"Good to know you know how to make money."

He slings a blade, still in sheathe, over his missing wing onto his back, then leads you out the front door of Humble's house.

"You sure you can handle Yakuza? They're professional criminals, not petty brigands. They took my wing."

He scrunches. "That ruins the thrill of the chase! Not to mention I prefer my sex with the living, no offense."

It's hard to tell from this distance. There are still injured ponies being pulled out by the watch, though.

You recall that they're probably in a shop, but you can't imagine where to start. You try a few kid's shops, since you figure Summer would drag her mother there, but you can't seem to locate them…

Sándor [Knight] 285683

Rolling for spot?

Roll #1 7 = 7

Lady Alys [Warlock] 285685

"They took my time, something I'm not willing to part with easily. and If it comes to it, I'll just have to make a few emergency calls"
are we there?

Felfire [Necromancer] 285693

"Meh, your dick, not mine. Want a hoof looking winning her over?"

Chip(DD Knight) 285694

"Damn, I am almost giving up the search." I scratch my head.
Look again in the general area, if not I may have to check the slums.


Roll #1 2 = 2

Summer Seas [Cleric] 285697

Wf+6 285701

The antidote quickly shrinks you back to your normal size, and without even waiting a beat, you take another big bite.

With a poof, you're replaced with a giant patchwork doll that is an exact replica of you… except with seams and button eyes.

The nurse yelps.

Did you follow Alys or did you stay in the Merch District?

He shrugs. "As there as we'll ever be." He nods at a few suited ponies.

"My plan is to go in and break the vault while you gamble a little. Throw a little money around. Act like a high roller."

He throws a sack of bits at you. "Pull it off and we both walk out rich. If I set off an alarm, we may have to fight our way out, so be ready."

He gives you a grin. "I don't much think I'd like to see your dick. But alright. You got any ideas? I've pretty much gone through my playbook. Pitch me some, then I'll go test the waters and see what the results are."

You try to search the area, but you get distracted as a class of little fillies walks by on their way to daycare. You convince yourself you're just looking them over to make sure that the two unicorns aren't among them.

Spring Water [Charlatan] 285705

I gasp
"Oh no! Are you alright!?"

Lady Alys [Warlock] 285709

"Whatever you say"
pocket the bag then enter the front door, and find a place that looks like it'll make some noise when gambling '1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

Felfire [Necromancer] 285711

"You did the 'I've been bitten by a snake and need the antidote on your lips to survive'? That works out of sheer cuteness at times."

Chip(DD Knight) 285722

Perhaps they are not here.
Head for the Lower class district and look for them. All the while asking somepony and giving desdcription if they saw two unicorns.


Roll #1 1 = 1

Sándor [Knight] 285725

I don't think she came to pick me up to go there.

Summer Seas [Cleric] 285731

I'm a… doll?
Oh no… this is not fun at all!
I try to do any kind of communication I can to get someone to help me. '1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

Lady Alys [Warlock] 285737


Wf+6 285739

The nurse puts his hoof on the doll and shakes it.

"Is she — conscious? What should we do?"

He starts to panic a little.

You take a look around. There are slots, but those seem low-key. Plenty of card tables. The payout is lower, but you can chat up the other players, which might draw attention, plus they could be watching for card counters. Then there are the true gambles like craps and the big six wheel, which could cause a stir if you win.

She definitely was there. She got you out of the trouble, remember?

He gives it a chance and struts over. You see a short exchange, and she rolls her eyes. He comes back with a shrug.

You try to leave the district, but on your way out, a goat stops you.

"Hey… haven't I seen you before?"

You're functionally helpless. Gagged and unable to move.

Lady Alys [Warlock] 285746

lets go for the craps

Chip(DD Knight) 285749

Walk pass him/her like a deaf dog and continue. Did I know this goat? If yes and friendly I would stop walking by.


Roll #1 3 = 3

Spring Water [Charlatan] 285751

"Uh… uh…"
Try to put the poison joke ice against her 'mouth'?
"It worked last time!"

Sándor [Knight] 285753

Sorry, I'll get my coffee right away

I went with her in that case.

"Thanks for the help back there, M'Lady…"


"It was a joke you dumbass!"
But honestly, laugh my ass off as he comes back.
"But that took guts!"
Well look the girl over.
Who is she talking to? Doing what? Anything particular about her?

Roll #0 9 = 9

Wf+6 285781

He puts a hoof on your shoulder and stops you, then spins you around before you can react.

"I do know you! Why don't you and I go somewhere a little quieter — unless you want to get the guards involved? I'd rather have the glory all to myself. And hey, you might have a chance at fighting back if I'm all by my lonesome."

>poison joke ice
I am assuming you mean the antidote for your benefit.
In an instant, after merely fewest drips have flowed into her cloth mouth, she's popped back to normal. Whew!

She's blushing furiously through her book, reading a lone in the corner.

He rubs his mane sheepishly. "I thought it was worth a try!"

You approach the table. You see a few ponies going at it, but most of them are having awful luck and everyone's losing money. The dice look extremely sharply angled. This is probably the most legitimate game in the whole establishment.

Lady Alys [Warlock] 285791

how unfortunate.
"How much to get in?"

Chip(DD Knight) 285792

I really am forgetful, do I know this goat?
"But first tell me your name goat, then I'll follow."


Roll #1 10 = 10

Felfire [Necromancer] 285794

"Looks like she either appreciated the effort or is reading some serious fun stuff…"
Point him at the mare and show him she's all red.
What's the title of the book anyway?
>inb4 50 shades of mane

Sándor [Knight] 285796

Stay by her side and watch.
Can I spot cheaters?

Roll #1 5 = 5

Summer Seas [Cleric] 285798

"That was weird…"
Maybe… maybe one more scoop won't hurt. Just one more. It's ice cream! '1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5


Uh… sure!
I hug her tight and throw the ice in a bin


Roll #0 10 = 10

Wf+6 285811

He puffs out his chest proudly. "They call me Kidd. Hunter Kidd if you like. Everypony — er seadog — should know the name of their slayer, I imagine."

You have never heard of this guy before in your life, and you consider yourself at least reasonably traveled. Not only have you never seen him before, you're pretty sure you've never even come into contact with other people that know him.

No one seems to be cheating. This seems to be the most legitimate game here.

You take one last bite and for a half-instant, your horn is gone, and on your back are a beautiful pair of pegasus wings. It only lasts for an instant, though, before your mother

Pours the rest of the antidote down your throat. Looks like with that much in your system, you wouldn't get any changes out of the ice cream even if you dug it out of the trash.

The banker shakes his head. "No table min."

Felfire [Necromancer] 285816

Chip(DD Knight) 285823

"And what do you want of me?" I raise my eyebrow.

Lady Alys [Warlock] 285831

then drop some change on it and wait

Wf+6 285832

You can't seem to decipher the book's title. It's some sort of Japonese. You ask Face about it, and he says he think it says Broken Girls. What a surprisingly traveled individual.

He raises his blade. "To bring you to justice, of course, you rapscallion! But I know a devious crewmate of the legendary Davy Pones won't turn himself in. You're really just better off dying on my steel."

Davy Pones? You're not even sure you ever shared a crew with someone named Davy Pones. Then again, pirates do have a tendency to pick up aliases later in their careers.

Summer Seas [Cleric] 285833

I gasp in joy as I see the pegasus wings forming and then immediately look crestfallen after Spring pours the antidote down my throat and they disappear.
"B- But… mo- Spriiing…"

Sándor [Knight] 285838

Wait with her.
Keep my watch.
Anything else to notice?

Roll #1 9 = 9

Felfire [Necromancer] 285840

"What. So either she likes it rough or she likes mares. Dunno if she's your kind of girl, Face."
Try to approach her.
"Hey, can I sit here? All the rest of the bar is so… Boring!"

Spring Water [Charlatan] 285842

"It's poison! Besides, you need your horn to heal, remember? You're a unicorn pony Summer!"

Chip(DD Knight) 285845

Drats, just what I need
"A duel then? Might I ask where do you want to conduct this fight?" I look at the goat.

Summer Seas [Cleric] 285846

"But they looked like real wings… I could've tried flying! Now I'll never get to fly…"
I pout.

Chip(DD Knight) 285851

Davy pones, what the hell is that?
"Davy Pones, you might have made a mistake there, what is that?"


Roll #1 3 = 3

Wf+6 285860

He nods. "To the death! For honor on the high seas! Ours will be a glorious clash of steel that will be heralded as the ending of an age, and a heavenly battle of colossi-at-arms! That alleyway will do."

He points to a dirty alley that looks pretty much the opposite of what he just described.

He seems totally unconvinced. "You're not weaseling out of this one! I just recently graduated from the pirate hunter's school, and your picture was on the final exam!"

You didn't know you were so infamous. In schools, anyway.

The nurse seems sympathetic. "It's just for fun. Let your big sister relax a little! Maybe you'll understand once you've got your cutie mark."

She hides behind her bangs. "Uh… please don't."

You notice Ruxiang being escorted into the back by some suited ponies. He might need a hand…

Lady Alys [Warlock] 285866


Roll #1 2, 6 = 8

Felfire [Necromancer] 285868

Raise a brow.
"Alright. Gee, I was not gonna eat you! Am I this ugly?"

Wf+6 285872

Some ponies groan, hoping for some outer figures, but one off to the side grins, collecting on his Easy Eight.

Wf+6 285878

She blushes and retracts even more. "I-IthinkIneedtogosomewhere!"

She tries to get out of the booth, around you. You're totally spooking her.

Summer Seas [Cleric] 285886

"Yeah, maybe you'll understand when you get your cutiemark, Spring."
I giggle.

Lady Alys [Warlock] 285887

another roll then '2d6'

Roll #1 2, 6 = 8

Sándor [Knight] 285891

I lean closer.
"Our friends seems to be in trouble."

Felfire [Necromancer] 285892

"No look I'm leaving."
Flap over to the counter and wait for Face to rejoin me.
"Gee, that's totally a shut in. I bet she's never seen the dick her entire life."
Is she still there?

Chip(DD Knight) 285893

Damn, does he look determined?
"Are you sure? I dont know this Davy pones thing or what not. Look I like duels and all but I am kind of busy and I am conducting some business."
I fish my ID.
"Here take a look and read, perhaps you are making a mistake." I show him the ID, show only, not give.

Wf+6 285894

You patiently wait, not betting on anything, as each pony takes turns going around the table. The next time you roll, another Easy Eight comes up.

That pony in the corner seems to be making quite a few winnings.

Spring Water [Charlatan] 285895

I scrunch, then sigh and chuckle
"That poison joke is still trouble though!"

Lady Alys [Warlock] 285898

"Then do something about it, I won't be holding your hoof all the time. I'm supposed to be enjoying myself"

Wf+6 285903

You have never seen a more determined goat in your life. And you watched a warlock goat sprint across a beach to jump on a ship to escape an island sure to execute her the next morning if she stayed.

He seems to be losing patience, and just straight out slashes for you.


She seems to have calmed down a bit.

He smiles. "Looks like the bookish type. How could I get a girl like that?"

Roll #1 9 = 9

Sándor [Knight] 285904

I nod.
"Right. Excuse me, M'Lady."

Follow wherever they took him.
Keep a bit of distance though.

Chip(DD Knight) 285907

Damn it.
"Whoa there."
Maul him with my cudgel.


Roll #1 3 = 3

Felfire [Necromancer] 285909

"You are the one that understands the fancy moonrunes, not me.
Try to be just like the guys in her books. Romantic, coated in a white robe and a gentlestallion first of all.
Sounds lot of work if you ask me."

Lady Alys [Warlock] 285915

one more roll and a few more put in

Roll #1 4, 2 = 6

Wf+6 285923

His opening slash sends you totally off balance, but you return with a cudgel swing. It goes terribly wide, but he seems too inexperienced to take advantage of the opening. Lucky you.

He feigns injury. "If I can pull off noblewoman, surely I can pull off white knight."

He goes over and theatrically gets down on one knee and kisses her hoof. She blushes furiously.

He walks back, disappointed. "I don't know how much longer she'll put up with these shenanigans. We need a ringer."

They seem to have gone in the back room. The suited ponies stop you at the door. "Making a high stakes wager, sir?"

The pony in the corner grins as he takes an easy six. You lose a few bits, counting on an easy eight again. You can actually pick your bet if you want.

Wf+6 285925

Chip, you have three hits remaining.

Sándor [Knight] 285926

"What if I am?"

Wf+6 285928

"We'll just want to know which room you're in, for your security, sir." He has a slight eastern accent.

Roll for luck. You can see six rooms.

Chip(DD Knight) 285929

"Not bad little one." I smile.
I regain my composure and put the ID back in my pocket.
"Look, I dont want to kill you but perhaps a little beating might help you put you back in place."

Attack the goat.

Roll #1 1 = 1

Felfire [Necromancer] 285931

"Did you check her bag? She was hiding it furiously earlier."

Lady Alys [Warlock] 285933


Roll #1 2, 5 = 7

Sándor [Knight] 285937

Enter one randomly.

Roll #1 1 = 1

Wf+6 285944

You take an even wide swing, and the goat knows better than to miss this opportunity. While you're off balance, he smashes you with the broad of his blade, knocking you into the wall, then to the ground.

You are helpless with four wounds remaining.

Most of the ponies cheer for the Natural. Even the one in the corner grins.

He cocks his head. "Nah, didn't get a look. Honestly, she seems to be hiding her face more than her bag, to me. Maybe she's really self-conscious? I don't know if all these showy lines will work."

You try to stroll past the guards without even answering them and you walk straight past the gambling rooms to the dressing chambers for the waitresses. There are several screams as you obliviously burst in, as most of them are totally naked. You can see their cutie marks and everything! Isn't that supposed to be normal? Stupid Eastern cultures.

Chip(DD Knight) 285948

You've taken into account the martial defender skill right?

Sándor [Knight] 285949

"What? I was just looking for something. Calm your teast. It's not like I never saw naked mares."

Rolling not to let my eyes linger on them too much.

Roll #1 5 = 5


"You got a good look at her. Any idea she might be hiding?"
Can I get a good look at her too?

Roll #0 10 = 10

Wf+6 285951

His first attack took 4 hits. Your failure there resulted in a 3 hit, 1 wound retaliation.

Chip(DD Knight) 285953

Stand up and swing again at him, backing to the crowded street where there are many ponies.
Got to lose him somehow.


Roll #1 1 = 1

Lady Alys [Warlock] 285958

try to contain a slight smirk and roll again '2d6'

Roll #1 5, 6 = 11

Wf+6 285961

You get a good look at her, crouched over her book in the booth. She does seem really self-conscious. Looking more closelier**, you notice severe burns on part of her face. She's obviously trying to hide them because she's embarrassed.

**Your critical success defied grammar.

You try to get up, but you are dizzy and you end up rolling right in front of him. Even a complete novice can take advantage of this position.

He gives you a good stab to the gut, and you're left helpless with one wound left.

Defying all logic, the corner pony wins again. Other ponies have started to bet with them, and a huge round of cheers goes up with the roll of Yo.

Your eyes linger a pretty reasonable amount of time. You keep staring as the suited ponies drag you out of the dressing room. At least they don't suspect you of being a thief, just a pervert.

Lady Alys [Warlock] 285967

add a bit more to my betting and roll again '2d6'
how much longer is he taking?

Roll #1 3, 2 = 5

Wf+6 285976

You roll again, this time betting with the corner pony. Everyone cheers as a Fever Five is rolled.

Suited ponies are starting to gather behind the corner pony…

Chip(DD Knight) 285977

"Alright you win! What the hell!" I roll around and try to get as far away to the damn goat as possible while raising my guard.

>inb4 1 again


Roll #1 8 = 8

Felfire [Necromancer] 285981

"Okay that's a load.
Partner, look at the side of her face."
Show him what the girl is hiding.
"She's pretty much afraid of herself. Guess no pony that sees her bad side sticks with her too long."

Sándor [Knight] 285982

Well now.
That was at least a bit refreshing.
None of them are as pretty as Her though

Try another room.

Roll #1 6 = 6

Lady Alys [Warlock] 285988


Roll #1 2, 6 = 8

Wf+6 285990

You roll to your feet. You're hemorrhaging pretty badly, but the adrenaline of the combat keeps you going. Against a normal foe, you'd barely be able to get this done, but he pales and backs up a bit when you get up after that wound.

"You Tartarian! Why won't you DIE?"

In his shock, you manage to push him back further down along the alleyway with your heavy strikes.

You manage to poke your head into one room as they drag you by, and you don't spot him in there. In fact, it looks like a bunch of ponies are just laying around having an orgy. What kind of betting is that? Five more rooms.

Another easy eight. At this point, the banker collects the dice, and asks everyone to leave the table. There's a hoof sitting on the shoulder of the corner pony…

Summer Seas [Cleric] 285992

Where am I?

Wf+6 285993

Still in the icecream parlor. Groves waited for you.

Felfire [Necromancer] 285995

Lady Alys [Warlock] 285996

can I see who the pony is?
"That was certainly interesting"

Sándor [Knight] 285998

These sure are some strange ponies…

Check out more rooms!

Roll #1 10 = 10

Chip(DD Knight) 285999

Damn he really is after my blood, whats with my luck today.
"Well this is my cue, its fun to see a worthy apponent… whats your name again? Ah… Kidd. Perhaps another day."
Make an exit.

>inb4 a >1 again


Roll #1 4 = 4

Summer Seas [Cleric] 286004

"So… what now? Are there any more ponies that need healing, mister Nurse?"

Spring Water [Charlatan] 286009

"… and can we spend the coming night in the infirmary?"

Wf+6 286010

He pauses and thinks for a moment. "How can I get a pony that gets scared when someone looks at her? I can't really fake being blind or shy myself at this point."

You don't recognize him, but he looks quite suave. Much more than even the mostly nicely-dressed guards. All the guards seem to be focused on him. So much so that…

They've lost all interest in you. You look through a few more rooms, each more interesting than the last, until you look into the last and see a small betting parlor with cards you've never seen before. There are two guards and a banker, all with slit throats. There's also a very nice oil painting on the wall that someone appears to have literally jumped through. A hallway lies on the other side of it…

You try to escape the alleyway, but as you do, he takes a swing. He almost hits you, but you quicky react and bring the mace around to clobber him in the head, sending him against the side of the alley, breathing heavily.

He attempts to struggle to his feet before near-shouting, "Finish our duel you ruffian, or I call the guards! I won't hold the pity of an abominable pirate!"

He nods. "There's always work to be done. Let's get going."

He gives a smile. "After what your sister has done? I'll adopt you, if you want!"

You head back to the lower class district, passing a dog fighting a goat in some alleyway. They both look pretty beat, but you try to keep up with the nurse. When you get back to the triage center, you don't see any nurses or patients. It's filled with Order members, combing every corner.

Sándor [Knight] 286012

Walk in, close the door, then cautiously go to the hallway.
Can I see our friend there?

Chip(DD Knight) 286015

Seeing him struggling to his feet, I realize the moment and strike.

>inb4 another 1 wtf


Roll #1 4 = 4

Felfire [Necromancer] 286019

"Don't ask me. I would go with something like 'I love you just for what you are' bullshit or something. Or pretend you have a scar fetish.
I'm pretty sure that will turn out a disaster thou."
Think about this.
"Maybe… Fake a wound yourself? Something hidden, like, under your wing or something..
Ohooh! On your flank! I bet she's taking a peak from time to time!"

Lady Alys [Warlock] 286022

"Hello there"
pls dice let him be interested in me '1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

Spring Water [Charlatan] 286026

I cock an eyebrow
"Uh… right, let's just go check on the infirmary."
I need to get back to my normal form somehow…

Rolling for IDEAS '1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

Summer Seas [Cleric] 286029

"Oh no… not these guys…"
I try to disguise myself so they don't recognize me '1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

Wf+6 286046

You see a LOT of corpses, most with surprised expressions on their faces. They vary between bullets and slashed throats. A few of them look like they at least drew their weapons, and lost their arms for it.

You come to a split in the hallway. You could continue straight, or take a left or right…

You swing back much wider than you should, telegraphing your movements, but he's too inexperienced and injured for it to matter. You smash in his skull, and he dies quietly with a sickening splat.

He's an earthie!
He sighs. "Alright, I'll give it a shot."

He pulls out his makeup kit and quickly creates a pretty convincing scar at the base of his leg, then walks over in his best gloomy trot.

You see him sympathetically wave his hoof, sobbing probably about how he'll never dance or play again, or something.

She seems sympathetic, and she lets him slide in next to her. In a few moments, he's worked his magic, and they're headed for the back rooms. Doesn't it feel good to do good deeds for your friends?

He's way too occupied with all of the stallions and mares in suits to notice you! They escort him into the back…

You briefly consider painting yourself to look like Summer, abandoning her in the city, and going back to the pirates claiming you're her. Then you realize that without the collar, it wouldn't work. Plus what kind of dumb pony would be fooled by paint?

Not only do you not know how to disguise, you do a miserable job of keeping quiet. You immediately scream after you see them, remembering the execution.

Several of them turn around and one points, remarking, "She matches the description!"

Sándor [Knight] 286049

Any corpses on one of the paths?

Wf+6 286050

Around the intersection, they're everywhere. Roll to track.

Felfire [Necromancer] 286053

I'll need him back later on, the asshole. For the time being, since I have that magical key with me, let's go find the blacksmith I've met before.

Sándor [Knight] 286054

Let's hope I follow the right trail of blood
Because I'm The Hound, get it

Roll #1 6 = 6

Lady Alys [Warlock] 286055

well that won't go well

how much do I have left? '1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

Chip(DD Knight) 286058

I wipe my cudgel clean of blood and clutch my wounds.
"Damn, he got me good." I look at the goat. I search his belongings first before looking again for the two unicorns. Perhaps they could heal me out of this mess.

'r2 1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6 / Roll #2 5 = 5

Summer Seas [Cleric] 286061

"D- Description? What description?"
I shiver in place.


"No she doesn't! We've never seen you ponies before!"

Roll #0 7 = 7

Wf+6 286070

You started winning steadily since you followed his bets. You're actually up twenty one bits, putting you at seventy one.

You decide right is right, and head that way first. You end up walking down a nondescript hallway for a very long time… and finally you arrive back at the main intersection, coming out the left side. What kind of hallway was that?

You head back into the city and quickly locate the blacksmith's shop. You can see inside the shop through the glass, he's steadily hammering away at some new equipment.

You search his belongings and find twenty five bits and his sword. Besides that, he had a passport, but it's useless because it has a picture of him and says "goat".

Single target.
The one you direct your command to seems pretty willing to trust you, and stops in his tracks. "Huh, guess not."

The rest are still totally convinced though, and are charging over from the tent.
The one you direct your comment

Wf+6 286075

>The one you direct your comment
Omit that last one obviously. How'd that get there?

Chip(DD Knight) 286079

Search again for the two while asking somepony where I can get some bandagin.

Wf+6 286080

Forgot your second roll, Chip.

You head into the Lower Class District and notice two fillies and a mare nurse in plain sight™ being run down by Order members.

Lady Alys [Warlock] 286081

right, now to make more noise…

wait shouldn't he be out now?

Chip(DD Knight) 286082


Roll #1 6 = 6

Felfire [Necromancer] 286085

Walk slowly behind him and tap him on the shoulder, waiting for him to stop.

Wf+6 286086

You might imagine so. Wonder what's taking him? He seemed pretty competent.

see >>286080

Also that's supposed to be MALE nurse not mare. Hurr.


Stealth! Take Summer with me and out of there!

Roll #0 7 = 7

Sándor [Knight] 286089

Head straight then.

Lady Alys [Warlock] 286091

where did Sandor go? maybe he knows.

try to recall where he went and follow '1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

Chip(DD Knight) 286094

Can I still use that roll?

A male nurse perhaps he can help me, I approach them slowly, looking at the order with caution

I look at the two fillies and see who they area? Are they attractive?

Wf+6 286102

He stops and turns around to look at you. He's a pretty sizable diamond dog. He's been smashing a piece of metal into a sword… or mace… or something. It's hard to tell at this point in the process.


You manage to slip into the shadows, but your daughter seems harder to hide now that you're her size.

You head down the middle path. No more corpses this way, either. After wandering for about five minutes, you feel something. Roll to detect.

You try to covertly follow the pony being dragged to the back. They head into one of the six rear betting rooms. You're not sure which one Sandor went into.

You can use it for your look roll.

One of the fillies is DEFINITELY Summer Seas. The other one looks almost like her mother, Spring Water, but she's around Summer's age, and has no cutie mark.

Sándor [Knight] 286106


Roll #1 10 = 10

Lady Alys [Warlock] 286107

1-3 left side
4-6 right side

Roll #1 3 = 3

Felfire [Necromancer] 286108

I don't remember the passkey. Was it the quote from ghostbusters?
"Are you the gatekeeper?"


So Chip finds us with a 5? Really? It took me several successful rolls to find Summer on my own!
Yeah yeah, just hide somewhere

Roll #0 6 = 6

Chip(DD Knight) 286111

"There they are." I sighed and clutch my wound.
Are they hiding from those men?

Follow the two and approach them.
Use my >6

Wf+6 286115

You search the left rooms and only find a magic arcade, and orgy, and some sort of weird game that involves betting on hookah.

He nods, almost like an automaton. "I am the Gatekeeper. Are you the Keymaster?"

You look straight up. It was a drop of blood from the vents above you. You see a limp hoof hanging out. No wonder he's not leaving any tracks. You quickly realize you can just follow the vent to follow his pathway, even without climbing up.

She was in a triage center. You're in the dead middle of the street with all attention focused on you. Also he did have to identify you with a passed roll. Also you're forgetting he already made several rolls to search before and failed them, like you did. Remember? Notably the one that sent him into the fountain?

I already used your six for the identify roll.

Chip(DD Knight) 286119

I almost died to a rookie finding you two.

Wf+6 286120

You vanish like a ghost.

Summer and the nurse are still there, though, and the guards surround them.

Sándor [Knight] 286121

I smirk.
Damn I'm a good Hound.
Follow the wents.
Keep my eyes open though.

Lady Alys [Warlock] 286122


LOOK '1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10

Chip(DD Knight) 286123

I approach one of the guards circling the the nurse and summer.
"Whats happening here?"


I rolled a 6 a 7 and a 9 before I found her. He just rolled a damn 5 and immediately found us.

Roll #0 7 = 7

Felfire [Necromancer] 286125

"Yeah. I have a key for you."

Wf+6 286126

You use your The Sixth Sense to detect the reek of death in the air and you bust down the door of the room the suited men took the winning pony into. As best you can guess, they knocked him out and tied him up when they saw the corpses in the room: they have bigger problems than someone who wins too much.

You sprint down the hallway and regain a little bit of lost time.

You arrive at a large vault door. It looks untouched, but you can see the vents go straight through. You're probably too big for them, and they're up top anyway. You might be able to smash it down, but that would definitely alert anyone around, and would probably hurt a lot. There are also probably other ways to get inside a vault.

Again, she was inside a tent in a different district. He rolled to find someone in plain sight literally right in front of him. You're at the entrance to the district being assaulted by guards at the center of attention. Remember how the first of those rolls you made not even in the same part of the city as her? Also, stealthing someone who lacks the stealth skill else is DC8. You rolled 7.

They tighten the circle around Summer and the nurse. "The Provost wishes to speak with this particular mare."

The speaker points at Summer Seas with his hoof.

He nods, and extends his paw.

Lady Alys [Warlock] 286127

do I find him?

Felfire [Necromancer] 286128

Drop the key in his paw.
"This all?"


He still rolled a damn 5. Aside from that he only rolled fails to find us.

Roll #0 3 = 3

Sándor [Knight] 286130

Knock on the Vault.
"I know you are inside. Open this damn door so I can help."

Chip(DD Knight) 286133

Approach the guards and look at my ID to read what is written on it while pretending to be someone important.
"I am the guardian of that filly you see, I cannot hand her to you without good reason."


Roll #1 4 = 4

Wf+6 286134

Roll to track. DC8 to take the right path right away, otherwise it takes an extra turn.

He nods and takes it to his furnace. At the side, there is a slot for a fire key to be turned, which increases or decreases the flow of gas in order to fuel a fire.

He inserts the key and turns it. The fireplace seems to "eat" itself and in its place, there is a tunnel.

"He waits for us, Keymaster."

You hear an earsplitting ROAR and some muffled curses on the other side of the door. Uh oh.

Felfire [Necromancer] 286138

"I was not told about creepy flaming tunnels, you know!"

Sándor [Knight] 286139

Take a step or two back and prepare unsheathe my weapon.

Wf+6 286143

He doesn't seem to acknowledge your statement and heads down into the dark abyss of the tunnel. There are no further lights. Up ahead, you think you see something moving in the pitch black.

You only manage to bump into the legs of Order ponies circling her as the Spokesman picks her up.

"You will cooperate, or we will give your friend the Provost's Peace."

To punctuate his point, they draw their swords and hold them at the throat of the nurse. He looks pretty nervous and starts sobbing. Geez, he is pretty girly.

The Spokesman shakes his head at you. "Even if that is true, the Order of the Virtuous is above the law. The Provost wishes to speak with this mare, so he will speak with this mare. She has an extraordinary talent that the Provost has taken notice of."


Oh well. Go in after him. Can I sense any undead or bones ready to be raised in here? Because those would really be handy!

Roll #0 2 = 2

Sándor [Knight] 286146

Chip(DD Knight) 286149

"Perhaps I will follow at the back, I am her guardian after all."
Got to keep a low profile, is there a way to escape with the two of them?


Roll #1 6 = 6

Wf+6 286152

You try to raise the dead, but you don't feel the presence of anything dead down here. At the bottom, you see something stand up. You are greeted by glowing eyes. The Gatekeeper freezes in place, like a statue.

"You are not the Keymaster."

You hear crashing and the spilling of coins, along with a few more roars, but nothing happens to the door. Alys finally shows up, though, right behind you.

They're circled pretty tightly, but they don't seem to mind you trailing them at all. They don't seem very secretive. Just the opposite: prepared to tell their beliefs at anyone who will listen.

They escort her to a small church made out of mostly pillaged wood. You can tell it was pillaged because it's all mismatching in color.

Felfire [Necromancer] 286154

"Too bad, I am the keymaster! I had the key, I found the gatekeeper, I am the keymaster!"

Sándor [Knight] 286155


Are there any ways I can see to open the door?

Roll #1 2 = 2

Wf+6 286159

It just stares. "You are not the Keymaster. Are you a God?"

You definitely see a number of security features, including tumblers and a combination portion.

Your Lady suggests you either knock it down or go threaten someone with access to the door. There do seem to be side rooms that you haven't examined yet.


"Yes! I am! I have domain over death!"
Raise ancient and pray Grogar this works.

Roll #0 2 = 2

Chip(DD Knight) 286162

Look at the church and look at the guards.
"Why is she important to your master? You dont plan on doing anything on her are you?" I look at one of the guards?

Sándor [Knight] 286164

Slam into it just to see how sturdy it is.

Roll #1 6 = 6

Wf+6 286166

The guards seem to come from all different kinds, though they're almost universally ponies.

"It is not our place to question, merely to serve. The Provost has declared that she was sent by Celestia to purge the city."

You manage to put a good dent in it, but it's definitely still up. You'd have to keep at it to get it to come down.

You miserably fail: there aren't any corpses anywhere here! You can't even detect bones in the great deep. It's almost as though you're not in the same dimension as the one you woke up in this morning. The being seems satisfied with your answer, nonetheless. "Welcome to my domain, Grogar, Lord of Death."

Sándor [Knight] 286167

At least it can be brought down.
Backpedal and slam again!

Roll #1 8 = 8

Wf+6 286168

You put several more dents in it. Looks like it's taking a beating.

Whatever's behind that door doesn't like your slamming, though.

Felfire [Necromancer] 286169

"I am one of his avatars, roaming the mortal plane to proceed his plans.
Who are you, and how did you find yourself in this reality?"
That's only half a lie, right? I mean, I am here to do the will of Grogar!

Sándor [Knight] 286171

I don't like it either if it's any consolidation.
Keep it up.

Roll #1 3 = 3

Wf+6 286172

>I am here to do the will of Grogar!
I thought you served Tirek? And Keymaster definitely does not follow Grogar.

"This realm has always been and will be. It is the realm of inevitability. The realm of balanced luck, justice paid due, and revenge wrought. Why have you interrupted my Revelation, Lord Grogar?"

You smash solidly into the door, dizzying yourself. You have six hits left. It's still on its last leg.

Chip(DD Knight) 286173

"Purge the city? Of what?" I look at them with suspicion.
I look again where they are taking her.

Perhaps its a good time to pause our part, both Sol and Groves are out.

Wf+6 286174

Fine with me. Unless you want to do your side quest while you wait for them to finish chatting with Summer. E.g.: Next time.

Sándor [Knight] 286175

Turn around and kick it instead.

Roll #1 6 = 6

Chip(DD Knight) 286176

First I need some healing.
I wait for an answer from the guards.

Felfire [Necromancer] 286178

Nah she's CN, my fault for reading the sheet wrong last time.
"I sensed your power and came to investigate. What are you, lord of this place?"

Wf+6 286182

That finally did it. The hinges come loose, and the door swings outward a couple feet. Inside, you see a huge pit of gold, enough to swim in. Presently in the act of doing so is an enormous, long, red eastern dragon, slithering about and breathing fire in hopes of hitting a figure darting around the room.

"The heretical Plague."

"I am."

Sándor [Knight] 286184

Well now.
Charge in and Cleave at anything I can cut off.

Roll #1 2 + 2 = 4

Felfire [Necromancer] 286185

"And why do you seek the Keymaster?"

Chip(DD Knight) 286187

I look at the male nurse and approach him.
"I am a friend of that filly, I've been in some fight and need some healing, please."

Wf+6 286188

You charge in and slash at the beast's legs, but he brushes you off and you go flying in a spray of gold coins. Fortunately, his attention is still focused on Ruxiang.

"Fucking dumb! Get the gold! Shovel it out!"

He looks nervous, but heals you anyway. You're feeling topped off.

"Balance. Will you tarry here?"

Sándor [Knight] 286189

"What about the dragon?"

Can I shovel it out with my sword?

Roll #1 10 = 10

Felfire [Necromancer] 286192

"Yes, if you will allow me. I wish to learn about you. About this."

Chip(DD Knight) 286194

I look at the male nurse and whisper to him while he is healing me.
"Heretical Plague? What are these loonies talking about?"

Also is he an attractive male nurse?


Roll #1 7 = 7

Wf+6 286196

Normally, a claymore would not be an effective tool for moving gold. Miraculously, you make it work. In a few seconds you have five bags of gold tied off. There's still tons of additional gold throughout if you want to get more bags. They follow the same penalty rules as the original gold bags from Bridgewater: -1 to almost all actions per each bag while carrying. (Exceptions for non-strenuous acts that don't require arms, like diplomacy)

The dragon looks to be pretty pre-occupied yet.

This nurse would make the prettiest mare of all time. Had you known that Summer earlier mistook him for a mare, you'd not be surprised: he looks very effeminate, and very self-conscious about how girly he acts.

"There was a terrible magic disease that was killing everypony in the slums. The Order declared it a divine punishment for heresy, and began killing anyone showing symptoms. The City Watch just let it go on, as usual. But Summer cured someone with it! No one has EVER done that before!"

Felfire [Necromancer] 286197

Wf+6 286199

It doesn't move. "Your place is warding Life and Death. If you wait here, imbalance will be created. I will have to force you to return to your post, Lord Grogar."

Sándor [Knight] 286200

I'm a strong pony and I'm sure Alys will help if gold is involved.
As well as the other pony.
Gather one more bag!
Try to look for jewels or gems or someshit that worth more but weight less!

Roll #1 3 = 3

Felfire [Necromancer] 286201

"Tell me your name and I will depart at once."

Wf+6 286202

You try to load another bag of gold with your claymore, but end up cutting it in half, spilling it all back out. You do notice that there are some white bags in the back. Sealed, unlike your burlap sacks.

Are you going to get mad at me for letting you pass that Plain Sight DC with a 3? Maybe I should force you to waste some time rerolling in fairness to Groves.

"Do you not remember me, Lord Grogar?"

Chip(DD Knight) 286203

"I see."
No wonder Smitts dont like losing the two of them. My mind raced.
I then put a paw to his shoulder and squeezed it. Time for a test.
"Thank you. For a mare I still dont know your name, who are you?"

Felfire [Necromancer] 286204

Slowly move towards the entrance.
"No. I do not. Too much time has passed, too many whitering faces have crossed my grasp.
I do not remember you, ruler of this place."

Sándor [Knight] 286205

Your quest man, feel free to whatever!

Wf+6 286206

He cringes and buckles to his knees, covering his region with a hoof.

"A-ah, you don't really mean that, right? You meant 'male', not 'mare', and you have one of those Yakuza accents, right?"

"I am the daughter of Tartarus by the Night. Now begone."

Felfire [Necromancer] 286208

"I will."
Leave this place. I just had to get the key after all.
Is the smith coming with me?

Wf+6 286211

The Gatekeeper remains behind. You walk out of the fireplace portal into an empty lot. There's nothing left here, except…

There's a large stone in the middle of the plot, with a sword driven into it. Odd.


O-kay, creepy factor increasing.
Summon an Ancient to help me out here. Don't want something jumping at me.

Roll #0 6 = 6

Wf+6 286215

Out of the earth beside you, a skeletal earth pony drudges itself up.

Sándor [Knight] 286216

Take as much of those as I can!
Without my sword this time!

Roll #1 10 = 10


Oh my… Hump him! No wait, I must be careful. Just grind a bit against him.
Then, inspect the sword.

Roll #0 7 = 7

Chip(DD Knight) 286219

"You are a colt?" I give a fake surprise.
With that I then pull him closer and look at him in the eye and smile, then whisper.
"Do you think I care?"

Chip(DD Knight) 286223

"So whats your name?" I look at the guards if they are noticing the two of us. Also look for a good spot.


Roll #1 10 = 10

Wf+6 286226

You really load up on the white bags of magic dust. You feel like you got most of them.

You hear a barrage of curses as Ruxiang urges you to get a move on. There are three bags of snuff, which each apply a -1 modifier.

How will you distribute the five gold bags and three snuff bags between yourself and Alys? It will not impact rolls to gather more gold or snuff.

There is a near unlimited amount of gold left. There's only one bag of snuff left.

You mount yourself on top of him so that you can get a slightly higher vantage with which to view the sword. Though the sensation against you groin is incredibly distracting, you can tell the blade looks very old and rusted.

He whimpers a little, crumpling to your touch, and says, "B-but I'm a stallion…"

You can tell he's puddy in your hands.

One of the Order mares remarks, "Disgusting." You don't think they'd hesitate to chop anything they don't like, so you notice the nearby cheap bar.


Can I pull the blade away?

Roll #0 5 = 5

Wf+6 286230

Still mounted bareback, you pull free the… hilt.

The rest of the blade seems to decay before your eyes, eventually turning to dust.


Well this is strange. But.
Magic sword perhaps? Still mounting my wonderful bony stallion try to make sense of the hilt. Any inscriptions, runes, signs?

Roll #0 1 = 1

Sándor [Knight] 286232

The snuff are easy.
Alys can take all three, I'll take three bags of gold, and Ruxiang will take two.
Let's leg it out of the vault first

[lemon] 286242

I look at the guard.
"You dont mind me borrowing 'her' for a moment?" I asked him casually as I pulled the nurse closer.
These guys wont hurt a filly specially one who has cured an incurable disease so perhaps a little fun would be in order.

Chip(DD knight) 286244

Wf+6 286245

Ruxiang is busy dodging the Beast From the Far East! But you pull some bags to the door and he zooms past like a bat out of hell, grabbing them on the way. That dragon seems upset.

Roll to outrun. Alys and Ruxiang pass. You do suffer -3 for this roll.

As you shift about on his hindquarters, your sensitive areas get pinched by bone. In a confusing mix of pleasure-pain, you buckle, moaning, unable to focus on the hilt at all.

He seems even more embarrassed but they just give looks of disgust. "The sooner you take your blasphemy away, the better, as far as I'm concerned."

Looks like they don't like The Gays much.


Okay that must have been good.
Bonk the skeleton on the head.
"Bad! We do this after!"
Now, back to the hilt, examine it!

Roll #0 5 = 5

Sándor [Knight] 286247

Ruh oh
Let's leg it

Roll #1 7 - 3 = 4

Chip(DD knight) 286249

>10 for gay
why not >10 during the fight RNG

"You still had'nt told me your name?"
With that I put a paw on the nurse shoulder and began to guide him to the nearby bar.

Wf+6 286253

You manage to see there are quite a few runes on it, but only an expert in the Night or Tartarus could probably divine them. Or maybe Keymaster.

The dragon crushes through the vault door, sending coins everywhere, and grabs your tail by the teeth and flings you against a wall. At least your bags of gold are intact. Looks like Alys got away, too.

Ruxiang, however, manages to load and discharge a pistol in the fastest display of marksmanship you've ever seen. It pings the dragon in the eye, and he furiously turns to face Ruxiange.


Outrun roll.

He puts up no resistance as you push him along. "Y-you'll laugh at me. I don't wanna say…"


Which is exactly who I want to find.
So let's see… Commune with Bony, here!
"Hello dreamy, you hear me?"

Roll #0 4 = 4

Wf+6 286256

An aeons-lost voice meets you.

"Why am I awake? I feel lost… The battle… Did we win?"

Sándor [Knight] 286260


Roll #1 4 - 3 = 1

Felfire [Necromancer] 286261

"No clue about that sweetie.
Do you know anything about a keymaster?"

Chip(DD knight) 286262

"Well I wont push for it if it made you uncomfortable." I lead him to the bar and go inside.
I then look for a good table and ask the bartender for a drink and for a place.

Wf+6 286267

This time he bitterly breathes a swathe of fire across you. You're rendered helpless, with four wounds left.

Ruxiang seems to be keeping him busy, flying all around him, slashing, though.


Alys attempts to help you up. '1d10+-3'

"Huh? Keymaster? No idea… The battle… did we win the battle? There was a great naval battle here to destroy the last remnants of the accursed Ancient Regime! Tell me we won! Tell me that the would-be-King Platinum is dead!"

After you put a few drinks in him, he even acts like a mare, from gestures to voice. Finally, he shyly admits, "I'm Nurturing Heart."

Roll #1 2 - 3 = -1


"Dead by a loooooong shot honey. Now kiss me~"
Try to kiss the bony construct.

Roll #0 10 = 10

Sándor [Knight] 286274


Roll #1 5 - 3 = 2

Chip(DD knight) 286278

Wow thats faggy, I bet he has taken it up the ass. Would still tap that cute trap though.
"What a nice name, forgive me but I have to say it suits you specially at how you fixed me up."

Wf+6 286284

Imagine, if you will, Fullmaster Abilio is a legendary master of the Tartarian Arts, one of a kind in all the world. Fullmaster Abilio is to the Tartarian Arts as you are to necromantic seduction.

Somehow, your erotic musk seeps its way off of this plane and onto the Immortal Plane, driving a being that can no longer feel pleasure to the edge of ecstasy. Your kiss is long and passionate, and he bucks back and forth, scissoring with you a bit, before realizing he no longer has and means of release.

You spend a good, solid hour forcing this reprieveless undead stallion to pleasure you in more ways that any Kama Sutra x Necronomicon crossover could ever detail. Your undead lovingmaking is so simultaneously passionate and disgusting that no one has the heart to tell you that you're still in the middle of town square, even if the blacksmith has disappeared. More than a few fillies are traumatized by the evils of early sex education.

You DO manage to roll over and block her, remaining helpless, and taking a wound. Alys, who had collapsed from being bashed against the wall, is now up on her feet and trying to pull you up again.


He blushes, and you can't help but think how anyone looking at your table might easily mistake you for straight. He's not even bothering to correct you anymore when you call him a mare.

He hesitantly hazards, "W-what are you doing to do with me?"

Roll #1 1 - 3 = -2

Felfire [Necromancer] 286286

But I was in an empty room!

Sándor [Knight] 286289


Roll #1 7 - 3 = 4

Wf+6 286290

Nope, she's now picked up by the dragon and held by his mouth. He is poised to devour her, and Ruxiang is out of bullets. He fruitlessly jabs at its iron scales.

Sorry if I didn't make that clear. The blacksmith vanished and a sword+stone was all that was left. I guess all that passion distracted you too much.

Chip(DD knight) 286293

Pulls him close and squeeze his flank.
"I would bring you upstairs and conquer that body of yours. What do you say?" I smile.


Roll #1 2 = 2

Felfire [Necromancer] 286294

Fuck I mistaked empty plot for empty room! I'd have never even summoned the skeleton in that case!
Fuck me, can we retcon this or it won't have consequences? Or I just man up and live with them?
Anyway, dismiss the fucking skeleton.

Sándor [Knight] 286296

Drop the bags
Get the fuck up.

Roll #1 8 = 8

Wf+6 286297

I don't care about fluff. Toss it out.

Felfire [Necromancer] 286298

I thought it'd be a problem seeing how the town is patrolled by zealots!
Anyway, better like this.
I got finally a good taste after so long.
Pocket the hilt and go back to Humble's home. I wonder where the others are.

Wf+6 286301

Let me clarify: there are almost no zealots outside of the Lower Class District. Out here it's mostly guards.

Felfire [Necromancer] 286303

Okay. If I can carry him with me without being seen do it. I like this skelly.
"Do you have a name?"
Make my way for Humble's house.

Wf+6 286311

The guards in town don't give a shit. As long as you take the long way to Humble's house, you can get there without meeting a zealot.

"My name is Fervored Freedom! I am a noble Knight of the Two."

You kick off your bags and roll to your feet, just in time to see the Beast From the Far East attempt to devour Alys, resisting.


He shakes. "P-p-please I'm a virgin. Please don't put me in bed. I don't wanna be a mare…"

From the phrasing alone you can tell he won't resist you at all.

Roll #1 4 = 4

Wf+6 286312

Alys gives him an energy spike in the eye and drops to the ground. She takes off.


Felfire [Necromancer] 286313

"Which means there are just two of you?"
Sure, take the long road. I'll get him some robes once we are there.

Wf+6 286315

"Neigh. I serve the Two True Rulers of the United Empire of Equestria. The Diarchs, Celestia and Luna."

Chip(DD knight) 286318

Look into his eyes and give him a kiss, then whisper.
"Oh but you are Ms. Hearts, you are."
Carry him upstairs and throw him in bed. One last chance to see if he will move or will just lay there.


Roll #1 5 = 5

Sándor [Knight] 286319

Throw a bag of Gold at it'd damn head for distraction!

Then grab the other two and run!

Roll #1 9 = 9

Felfire [Necromancer] 286320

"And how old did you say you were?"
When are we set? Before or after NMM and Luna's return?

Sándor [Knight] 286321


Roll #1 8 - 2 = 6

Wf+6 286324

We're in the last couple hundred years of her sentence. He's from long, long, long before the fallout between the sisters.

"I am a noble thirty five. The peak age for chivalry."

You smash it in the head with the gold, but it doesn't seem to do much. You do a much better job of making off with the money, though, and you all take off, managing to separate yourself from the dragon by the time of the hallway split.

You arch over the picture frame as you jump through it once again, back into the casino. Ruxiang doesn't stop moving when he hits the floor, deftly slicing the head off of a waitress and kicking open the door to the private betting parlor.


Felfire [Necromancer] 286327

"Right. And which one sister did you like the most? Because I might have a terrible news for you, Fervor."

Sándor [Knight] 286328


Roll #1 10 - 2 = 8

Wf+6 286329

He puts up no resistance as you carry him, his small member pulsing against you. When you finally do throw him on the bed, he lays there, spread bare, shaking.

"A-a-lright. I-I'm Miss Hearts. I'm your mare."

Chip(DD knight) 286330

Welp no turning back now.

With that invitation, I take over. A trappy colt is fine too.
also when I finish, give him the knot.


Roll #1 2 = 2

Chip(DD knight) 286331

Oh come on now RNG, re-rolling to make him like it.

>inb4 a 1


Roll #1 8 = 8

Wf+6 286335

"One does not simply choose between the Two! They go together like night and day, literally! They are inseparable."

You bust out onto the streets without much more trouble. Better get back to Humble's to lie low for a while.

You go twice. The first time, you feel pretty gay about the whole thing, and you send up sucking him off, then going down for a drink to reexamine you life.

The second time, however, he's broken in. She's on her knees, begging like the slutty little mare she is to return the favor, and before long she's fully adapted into her new female persona. You finish with her broken, covered in fluid, lying on the bed, moaning.

Felfire [Necromancer] 286336

"Mhmh that's good and all, but I guess I'll just have to teach you a few things about what's changed in these last millenia you were sleeping."
Are we at the house yet?

Sándor [Knight] 286337

Get back there ASAP then

Wf+6 286338

The two of you nearly run into each other at the door. One group totting snuff and gold, the other totting a skeleton and sword hilt. Odd looks are exchanged.

Inside, Lieutenant Sunnyskies and Mellow Marsh are waiting, along with Fullmaster Abilio.

Felfire [Necromancer] 286340

"Hey Abilio, found this hilt filled with runes from the smith.
Oh yeah and there was a god, called herself daughter of Tartarus and Night or something.
And the whole smith disappeared.
Got a cloack to cover up my new buddy here?"
Point at the skeleton.

Wf+6 286341

>not toting

Sándor [Knight] 286343

Put the bags down.
"Here's your fucking money."

Chip(DD knight) 286345

I cuddle him, or her close and holding him tight if he tries to fight back.
"As I suspected, you really do like it." I cuddle him tighter.

Does my luck hold.
>rng pls

Roll #1 6 = 6

Felfire [Necromancer] 286347

"Went straight for the bank?"
Whristle as I admire the money.

Wf+6 286352

"Sounds like a busy morning. We, of course, have more to do. I'll take a look at this hilt later."

He levitates it away.

"I think we've given Face plenty of time to find sexual release. Marsh, go get him."

A short salute, and he's gone.

Ruxiang gives you a half-grin as he offloads his own. "For oaf, you are not so bad. Wish we could have killed the dragon, though. Not enough of us for that."

You hear sounds of a struggle from the next room over, as she melts in your arms. "Oh Daddy, thank you for showing me who I am. I don't know why I thought I was a silly little colt. I'm your mare.~"

She snuggles in closer, molding around your member.

Rolling for luck.

Roll #1 6 = 6

Sándor [Knight] 286353

"Not that kind of bank, but yes."

"I'm for gutting that piece of shit. It hurt M'Lady."

Felfire [Necromancer] 286355

"Good, a backup while facing a god would have helped, and I still need to break into a cemetery.
Can my friend stay here in the meanwhile? I'd hate for those zealots to stomp him to dust."
"Got time? I need to make a stop at the cemetery."

Chip(DD knight) 286358

I sit up, carry him and put him on the opposite side of the bed away from the noise. I perk my ears and try to identify the sound.


Roll #1 1 = 1

Sándor [Knight] 286359

"If the Lady doesn't need me, then yes."

Felfire [Necromancer] 286361

"Your lady is welcome to help, the more the better. I really need somepony watching my rump when we go to the slums.
Plenty of fanatics."

Wf+6 286363

Ruxiang nods. "The dragon is called the Beast From the Far East. I know because I have tried to rob this casino before. Komodo Yakuza, always guarding with dragons."

Humble gives you a hoofs up.

The wall above your bed, Chip, completely shatters as a stallion is flung across the room, hitting the far wall.

Your lover screams and burrows under the covers, pushing your phallus deeper into her.

The stallion you know as face shakes the dust off himself, draws his blade, and yells, "WATCH OUT!"

A mare jumps through the opening and lands directly on top of the two of you, crushing your partner into you further. She has a longrifle aimed at Face.


Move in close to the skelly.
"You are gonna wait here for a while, okay? Just promise you'll stay safe. And don't look into the light, understood?"
Give him one last quick kiss and turn to the others.
"Is Face coming or not? We got a graveyard to desecrate and he owes me one!"

Roll #0 6 = 6

Wf+6 286367

Abilio shrugs. "He's probably on his way. I sent the Duty Officer to go get him when you arrived."

Chip(DD knight) 286368

Damnit not another Hunter.
But, Oh damn that feels good.

"Wha.. what is this?" I exclaimed as I raise my hand. My eyes looking around where I put my weapons and gears.

Also could I pull out or would it hurt?

Sándor [Knight] 286369

"We'll get to it later."

"I'll go with you while Lady Alys rests. I belive we'll get paid?"

Felfire [Necromancer] 286370

"Where is the graveyard anyway?"
"No clue. I do this for the kicks."

Wf+6 286374

You can pull out, dealing 3d6+4 pleasure to your marefriend. With her demeanor, such critical psyche damage would probably knock her out. Oh wait she's already fainted while still on your dick.

The huntress fires at Face… '1d10'.

Abilio frowns. "Face was the one mapping out the city. It's the whole reason I let him free range so much. He explicitly told me he was going to paint the town red. I told him I didn't care what color he used as long as he brought back a map."

Roll #1 6 = 6

Wf+6 286376

Face makes a roll for the door and takes a bullet in the back.

The mare on top of you is reloading. This provokes an attack of opportunity. You cannot be counterattacked.

Chip(DD knight) 286377

Pull out of my mare friend and tackle the mare holding the rifle.


Roll #1 9 = 9

Sándor [Knight] 286378

"Better than sitting around I guess. I might find something for her."

Felfire [Necromancer] 286379

"Fuck. I'll go after him then."
Turn to Sàndor.
"You coming?"
Leave Humble's house and go for the inn I left face in.
Is he still there?

Wf+6 286380

You attack from below, causing her to loose her footing and topple off the bed. Better yet, her rifle gets flung out the window. What luck!

The mare may have been sent sprawling, but she springs to her hooves with her sword drawn in an instant.

"Two unscrupulous pirates in one room? What luck!"

You arrive outside the inn just in time to see a rifle flying out the window. It lands at your feet and discharges, breaking something glass. Sounds like there's a fight inside.

Sándor [Knight] 286381

Follow her.


Pick the rifle up and head for the fight! Reload the rifle if I have to!

Roll #0 2 = 2

Sándor [Knight] 286387

"Well shit."

Enter but stay calm.

Chip(DD knight) 286391

net is acting a bit
"Not again." I give a tired and dissatisfied look.
Take my cudgel and send it crashing into her body.


Roll #1 6 = 6

Chip(DD knight) 286392

I meant Suppress

Wf+6 286393

You struggle to figure out how the firing mechanism works. In fact, you are suspicious the barrel is pretty bent from that fall. Not to mention the huge cracks in the butt…

Cracks in the butt.

The two of you rush upstairs to find Face bleeding to death on the floor, Chip naked, erection flailing, fighting off a cloaked mare with a sword. Looks like he also bedded a mare.

Also a chunk of wall is missing. Looks like someone came for a visit from the next suite over.

Chip swings into the mare, knocking her back against the wall.

Chip(DD knight) 286396

"As expected, you could take a beating eh." I Swing the cudgel against her body again while she is down, make her pay for what she did to Face.

>inb4 a 1


Roll #1 2 = 2

Sándor [Knight] 286397

Lean against the wall.
"Who the fuck is she?"

Felfire [Necromancer] 286398

Still works as a club.
Give a flat look at the Diamond Dog.
"Need any help?"

Chip(DD knight) 286403

"A help would be welcome." I smiled gleefully, enjoying the fight.

"A bounty hunter who targets us for money. She told me that you and your mistress is next." I said to Sandor.


Okay. Club the mare to death.

Roll #0 4 = 4

Sándor [Knight] 286407

Need to hear no more.
Cleave off her head.

Roll #1 1 + 2 = 3

Wf+6 286410

This time when you try to "go down on her" with your "cudgel", you go wide and she rolls out from under you, tripping you to the ground and pulling loose a pair of flintlocks.

She lets loose a barrage, and all of you catch a few hits from the low-caliber blasts. They must be those fancy revolving flintlocks from the academy.

Sandor catches the worst of it, pinned down by the fire he hits the wall, and having not healed his injuries from before, he's in a grave state.

Sandor has two wounds left and is helpless.

Felfire has three hits left.

Chip has five wounds left and is helpless.

Sándor [Knight] 286411

Stand up.
I had worse.

Roll #1 3 = 3


Jump on her and cave in her face with the butt of my new improvised mace!

Roll #0 5 = 5

Chip(DD knight) 286413

Shrug off the wound and hit her hard.


Roll #1 6 = 6

Wf+6 286414

You try to stand up, just in time to get caught in the side by a blade.

You have one wound remaining.

Seeing her distracted, stabbing Sandor, you take a swing with your "club". She clearly knows how to handle a rifle better than you, though, and grabs it mid-arch and pushes it out of your hand, sending it clattering across the wood floor.

You have one hit left.

You manage to regain your feet, but that's all you can accomplish before she's bearing back down upon you. She swiftly reloads a flintlock and…


Roll #1 1 + 2 = 3

Wf+6 286415

The flintlock must have been damaged in the proceeding fight, because it misfires and explodes in her hand, knocking her back.

Sándor [Knight] 286416

Stand up?
"I'm feeling like shit over here…"

Roll #1 9 = 9


This is my occasion! Charge at her and smash her face with my hooves!

Roll #0 1 = 1

Chip(DD knight) 286418

Wf+6 286420

You charge her, but from her position below she rapidly raises her sword, impaling you on it.

You are helpless with two wounds remaining.

Her sword occupied, you have no trouble clambering to your feet. You swear to yourself that you won't be so easily unhooved this time.

Sorry, you successfully get up too. You can't suppress from helplessness.

Chip(DD knight) 286423

oh okay.

Also give her another swing.

>inb4 a 1


Roll #1 6 = 6


Impaled impaled? Try to take the sword off and get back in shape.

Roll #0 6 = 6

Sándor [Knight] 286426

Protect on Felfire and Cleave at the attacker's head again.

Roll #1 2 + 2 = 4

Wf+6 286427

You "suppress" her body with her own, now that she's on the ground and her weapons have been all occupied.

She can't move or do anything else. Pending any critical failures, she's non-lethally defeated.

"Pirate… scum… four at once…"

You're in minor shock as you pull the blade free from her, then from your chest.

Even in a state of complete submission, you fail to cleave open her head.

Sándor [Knight] 286429

Spit in her face.
"Deal with it. Who hired you?"

Felfire [Necromancer] 286430

"Can we get on with it… Now…?"
Panthing and coughing, pull myself besides her raise her own sword against her troath.

Chip(DD knight) 286431

Hit her hard in the head but only to knock her out.
"Hey she can be a good stock for the boys back in the ship."

>inb4 a >1


Roll #1 3 = 3

Felfire [Necromancer] 286432

"I'd rather kill her now. Too much trouble."

Wf+6 286433

She doesn't go out, and bucks you in the groin, but you get her back under control.

"I am Ranger Jane. I hunt pirates like you for bounties. There is no employer. Just a bounty."

Sándor [Knight] 286434

"We could chop her forehooves off."

"By who? Someone must pay you."

Wf+6 286437

"The bloody Governor. The Lord-Mayor."


"Right. Then you have outlived your usefulness."
Hit her in the head with the flat side of the sword, trying to send her to sleep.

Roll #0 3 = 3

Chip(DD knight) 286439

"Not too much trouble once she is chained."

I held my groin in pain.
"Oh… still got a little fight in you. I like that."

Hit her hard in the head and send her to sleep.


Roll #1 7 = 7

Sándor [Knight] 286440

Roll my eyes.
Show them how to knock somepony out with a pommel.

Roll #1 10 = 10

Wf+6 286441

She shifts Chip's weight and makes him take the blow of the sword. Ouch.

"If your… naked ass… wasn't so big…"

You smash in her head and her muscles relax.

Sándor [Knight] 286442

"The Dog can carry her. I need a fucking healer…"

Felfire [Necromancer] 286443

"Fucking finally. We need a healer here."

Chip(DD knight) 286444

Tie her up.

"Wake up that guy over there, he is a good nurse and healer of this city." I motioned Sandor and Fellfire to the sleeping pony.

"Also, he is a bit shy so handle him with care."

Sándor [Knight] 286445

"What pony?"

Do I see anyone?

Roll #1 6 = 6

Felfire [Necromancer] 286446

Walk over to the sleeping pony and tap him on the shoulder.

Wf+6 286447

You see a mare passed out on the bed, genitals covered by the sheets, but that's it. You shake her anyway and she begins to wake up.

"A-ah… What's going on?" She shivers a bit, pulling up the covers.

Sándor [Knight] 286449

"Heal me. Now."

Felfire [Necromancer] 286450

"Pretty much what the big guy said."

Wf+6 286451

She cowers under the blankets. "Help me Daddy!"

Felfire [Necromancer] 286454

Roll my eyes.
"Look we are friends of daddy. We just need some help here, we are about to bleed out on the floor!

Chip(DD knight) 286455

Put the bound mare and look around.
Now how to carry this mare back to the ship. Also I got to get back to Summer later to fetch her up.

I look at the bound hunter, does she look good?

Sándor [Knight] 286456

"We're with the dog, so stop yapping and just do it already."

Chip(DD knight) 286457

I look at Heart.

"They are fine people, we just got assaulted and these fine gentlemen helped us with our lives intact so please calm down Ms. Hearts."

Wf+6 286458

Her features are mostly athletic and muscly. She looks a little stallionish. Very taut and stringy.

She finally emerges and heals the two of you. You're feeling much better, all in all.

Now that "she" is out of bed, given her nakedness, it's obvious that it's a stallion. She seems pretty broken in by the way she walks, though.

Sándor [Knight] 286459

I give Chip a look.
"The fuck is wrong with you?"

Felfire [Necromancer] 286460

Right. The god got it with the little colt.
Not gonna care.
"Just let him be, we deal with this once we are back on the ship. Better that way."

Chip(DD knight) 286461

I look at Sandor, at my nakedness, at Hearts and back to Sandor.


I just shrugged.

Sándor [Knight] 286464

"I'm not going to throw a shit fit about it, but still. Fucking Diamond Dogs, I tell you."

Chip(DD knight) 286467

I just smiled, there is no excuse to be had.
I then look back at Hearts.
"You're okay?"

Sándor [Knight] 286469

Head back to wherever and make sure Lady Alys got treated after the fight with the dragon.

I'm off, night

Wf+6 286470

She blushes at you. "I'm not sure I'm ready to face the world like this…"

Non-canon: "What if the cis scum forget to check their privilege in my presence?"

Felfire [Necromancer] 286473

"Yeah. But kids should be kind of left alone, you know?"
Turn to 'her'.
"Thank you for the healing little one."
"You know, she calls you daddy, you should care for her like a dad would. Just saying."

Then make my way downstairs and meet up with Face and the others.

Chip(DD knight) 286480

Call Marsh to carry the knocked out pone and carry her to the ship.

I look away with a bored, concerned look while scratching my head.
"I know that feeling."
I then pet her mane.

"Damn, perhaps." I chuckle.

Chip(DD knight) 286485

I still dont get the cis-scum stuff. What is it?

Felfire [Necromancer] 286490

You don't broswe /v/, do you?

Wf+6 286493

Marsh and Face are long gone, and now so are Sandor and Felfire.

You struggle to carry the knocked out pony through the streets, and are met with a series of odd looks, but no one stops you until you get to the middle class district. Nurturing Heart parts ways back at the inn.

At the MCD, you notice patrols of guards once again. Do you ditch the body?

Wf+6 286496

You arrive at Humble's house without such incident. You find a heavily-bandaged Face on the couch, coughing up a little blood.

"I was— worried you were going to bring back my body for a go if I died. Couldn't have sex ruin our wingpony relationship." He offers a weak smile.

Felfire [Necromancer] 286502

"Oh didn't they tell you? I found my dream stallion right in this city, would have never betrayed him!"
Nod over at Freedom.
"You all in one piece? I'd hate to have you take any more of Terrebonne's time, she's my teacher after all!"
Chuckle back at him.

Chip(DD knight) 286503

Ditch it to some alley making sure the rope is held in place. Wait until the guards pass by.

Wf+6 286507

He nods. "We need a real healer. Humble's okay with bandages, but I need to go see Doc Peg. Or that dog friend of yours could finally drag back those unicorns he was sent out for. I wonder what he's doing? I could have sworn I saw him bedding a mare in that inn."

The patrols are regular. You could try to sneak by at DC9 since you have no talent for stealth, but getting caught me necessitate a bluff.

Felfire [Necromancer] 286509

"No friend of mine. And no, that was not a mare, but a little colt.
Gives me the creeps.
He was carrying the mare who assaulted us, we had bound her and he wanted to take her back to the ship.
That dog thinks with his boner."

Chip(DD knight) 286512

I stand at the mare and take out my knife.
"Just the price of failure."
I plant the knife at her sides three times and let her bleed to death.

Wf+6 286514

When he was referred to as a colt before, it was not literal. He's a full grown stallion. He's just really effeminate and acting like a girl as a result of Chip's actions.

She's dead, Jim.

Wf+6 286516

Chip arrives back at Humble's home and gets chewed out for being out all that time and not bringing back unicorns.



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