File: 1357247722813.jpg (50.28 KB, 400x276, streets.jpg)
PirateQuest: Chapter 2.3: Heads Will Roll Wf+6 No.285495
LAST TIME ON PIRATEQUEST
>Felfire and company infiltrated the city and ported everyone in, then split off to do some training on the ship.
>Sandor split off from the group to find Alys. He spent some time at the local academy honing his skills, now he's killing priests.
>Summer and Spring split off and went to go help people. Summer earned her cutie mark, now they're eating ice cream.
>Alys arrived at the Goldenblood Estate for a party she can't avoid to make a social misstep in.
>Chip and Rahjak were useless and didn't do anything at all, and decided to drink tea at Humble's house while discussing the finer points of eating rats. Chip was only being polite.
Felfire's Story
You're conversing with the Doctor when Abilio bursts in the door. "It's time to get back into the city. You can continue the training later. Everyone's gathered to start peeling this town from the inside."
Chip's Story
The Lieutenant comes in from the other room, shaking his head. "Alright. I just got an update from the Fullmaster. We're starting soon. New orders. Marsh? Go get that prissy unicorn and her bodyguard. Chip? You're to go out into the city and find those two unicorns. They've played long enough. And Smitts wanted me to tell you to look for two fillies, not a mother and child."
Sandor's Story
The guards approach the wreckage as ponies are still streaming out from underneath. Others attempt to hold up the wreckage of the wall so it won't crush those below. Rolling for guard perceptiveness. '1d10'
Alys's Story
The Goldenblood Estate gates close behind you as you make your way out. As lovely as it was to spend time among nobles, all good things must come to an end. You've got nothing else to do, really, when you're approached by Mellow Marsh, who you recognize as the duty officer from the Pillager's Fancy.
"Hope you had a lovely morning, m'dear, but it's time to get to work. Shall we?"
Summer and Spring Story
The ice cream beckons. But you still haven't selected a flavor.
Roll #1 6 = 6
>Felfire and company infiltrated the city and ported everyone in, then split off to do some training on the ship.
>Sandor split off from the group to find Alys. He spent some time at the local academy honing his skills, now he's killing priests.
>Summer and Spring split off and went to go help people. Summer earned her cutie mark, now they're eating ice cream.
>Alys arrived at the Goldenblood Estate for a party she can't avoid to make a social misstep in.
>Chip and Rahjak were useless and didn't do anything at all, and decided to drink tea at Humble's house while discussing the finer points of eating rats. Chip was only being polite.
Felfire's Story
You're conversing with the Doctor when Abilio bursts in the door. "It's time to get back into the city. You can continue the training later. Everyone's gathered to start peeling this town from the inside."
Chip's Story
The Lieutenant comes in from the other room, shaking his head. "Alright. I just got an update from the Fullmaster. We're starting soon. New orders. Marsh? Go get that prissy unicorn and her bodyguard. Chip? You're to go out into the city and find those two unicorns. They've played long enough. And Smitts wanted me to tell you to look for two fillies, not a mother and child."
Sandor's Story
The guards approach the wreckage as ponies are still streaming out from underneath. Others attempt to hold up the wreckage of the wall so it won't crush those below. Rolling for guard perceptiveness. '1d10'
Alys's Story
The Goldenblood Estate gates close behind you as you make your way out. As lovely as it was to spend time among nobles, all good things must come to an end. You've got nothing else to do, really, when you're approached by Mellow Marsh, who you recognize as the duty officer from the Pillager's Fancy.
"Hope you had a lovely morning, m'dear, but it's time to get to work. Shall we?"
Summer and Spring Story
The ice cream beckons. But you still haven't selected a flavor.
Roll #1 6 = 6
>>285495
The guards approach Sandor slowly.
"What were you doing back there? I suppose you saw what caused the collapse?"
Roll for bluff.
There are groans from below the Church. It sounds like most of those below are still alive.
>>285510
He nods and leads you to the Mercantile District.
"I saw this debacle on the way to pick you up. Let's try to handle this with a little diplomacy. If we start a fight before the assault, the city will be at full strength."
He points at the guards questioning Sandor with a hoof.
>>285509
With a stomp of his hoof and a glow of his horn, Abilio quickly reopens a Tartarian Gate. Having a little experience under your belt, and following Abilio much more closely, you're able to quickly get through to Humble's house without incident. Pity you couldn't sightsee much this time, but you're sure that time will come.
You're in Humble's house. Only Humble and Lieutenant Sunnyskies are left here. You wonder where everyone went! Better start preparing your plan for when the rest return.
The guards approach Sandor slowly.
"What were you doing back there? I suppose you saw what caused the collapse?"
Roll for bluff.
There are groans from below the Church. It sounds like most of those below are still alive.
>>285510
He nods and leads you to the Mercantile District.
"I saw this debacle on the way to pick you up. Let's try to handle this with a little diplomacy. If we start a fight before the assault, the city will be at full strength."
He points at the guards questioning Sandor with a hoof.
>>285509
With a stomp of his hoof and a glow of his horn, Abilio quickly reopens a Tartarian Gate. Having a little experience under your belt, and following Abilio much more closely, you're able to quickly get through to Humble's house without incident. Pity you couldn't sightsee much this time, but you're sure that time will come.
You're in Humble's house. Only Humble and Lieutenant Sunnyskies are left here. You wonder where everyone went! Better start preparing your plan for when the rest return.
>>285525
He shakes his head. "Now that we're in the city, you shouldn't need a disguise, but a—"
Humble cuts him off. "I wanted to repay you for your earlier deed, Chip. I never forget a service. I made this for you."
She holds out a city ID. Looks like a perfect forgery. This should help you get through some otherwise sticky situations.
The Lieutenant continues with an annoyed look. "We think they're either in the Lower Class District or the Mercantile District, since we've looked here and they can't get with the snooty nobles. I'm betting on the shops. They hate our kind… outcasts, that is."
>>285532
>>285535
The Lieutenant nods. "Yeah, that sounds like him. You want to go get him? He's pretty much useless for anything but charm and looking pretty, but he can hold a sword… I guess."
>>285531
He thinks on it for a bit and replies hesitantly, "I like orange sherbert. Err — that doesn't sound very manly, does it? Ah, well."
>>285547
They take a look at your getup and whisper conspiratorially for a moment.
"You're coming from the party at the Lord-Mayor's place?"
He shakes his head. "Now that we're in the city, you shouldn't need a disguise, but a—"
Humble cuts him off. "I wanted to repay you for your earlier deed, Chip. I never forget a service. I made this for you."
She holds out a city ID. Looks like a perfect forgery. This should help you get through some otherwise sticky situations.
The Lieutenant continues with an annoyed look. "We think they're either in the Lower Class District or the Mercantile District, since we've looked here and they can't get with the snooty nobles. I'm betting on the shops. They hate our kind… outcasts, that is."
>>285532
>>285535
The Lieutenant nods. "Yeah, that sounds like him. You want to go get him? He's pretty much useless for anything but charm and looking pretty, but he can hold a sword… I guess."
>>285531
He thinks on it for a bit and replies hesitantly, "I like orange sherbert. Err — that doesn't sound very manly, does it? Ah, well."
>>285547
They take a look at your getup and whisper conspiratorially for a moment.
"You're coming from the party at the Lord-Mayor's place?"
>>285560
"Of course I am, and I was expecting my accompanyment when I left! You better have a a good enough reason Before I have a talk with the Mayor about this!"
rolling for impact of my words
Roll #0 9 = 9
"Of course I am, and I was expecting my accompanyment when I left! You better have a a good enough reason Before I have a talk with the Mayor about this!"
rolling for impact of my words
Roll #0 9 = 9
>>285586
They roll their eyes. They're pretty unconvinced.
>>285570
The guard captain comes over and they exchange whispers for a few moments, then they break up and the captain, an imposing earth pony easily a foot taller than everyone else present approaches you.
"Apologies for the trouble, My Lady. Try to keep him on a tighter leash. I'd hate to see your name damaged by further… ahem, relief on public property."
They let you off!
>>285580
You head into the lower class district, and find only one tavern. It doesn't take you long to find Face, making the rounds at the bar. He seems a little frustrated, though.
>>285577
He smiles and says that's fine. He quickly exchanges some bits and your mother soon has her strawberry, and you your poison joke. You can only imagine what will happen when you take the first bite. Roll for effect.
>>285578
He nods. "As well as it can be. I discussed some business to take care of before the attack with Felfire. You'll get a briefing when you return. Get a move on, private!"
They roll their eyes. They're pretty unconvinced.
>>285570
The guard captain comes over and they exchange whispers for a few moments, then they break up and the captain, an imposing earth pony easily a foot taller than everyone else present approaches you.
"Apologies for the trouble, My Lady. Try to keep him on a tighter leash. I'd hate to see your name damaged by further… ahem, relief on public property."
They let you off!
>>285580
You head into the lower class district, and find only one tavern. It doesn't take you long to find Face, making the rounds at the bar. He seems a little frustrated, though.
>>285577
He smiles and says that's fine. He quickly exchanges some bits and your mother soon has her strawberry, and you your poison joke. You can only imagine what will happen when you take the first bite. Roll for effect.
>>285578
He nods. "As well as it can be. I discussed some business to take care of before the attack with Felfire. You'll get a briefing when you return. Get a move on, private!"
>>285609
He gives you a half-hearted grin when you approach. "Ah, nothing. I came here to save time, but I think it's going to be a mulligan anyway. Normally I'm a pretty accepting guy in the bedroom, but most of these wenches seem pretty disease ridden or outright ugly. There is one mare here who has my eye, but I can't get hers for a second."
He points to an average looking mare in the corner booth enjoying a coffee. By comparison to the rest of the rabble here, though, she's essentially a goddess. Desperate times call for desperate measures?
>>285608
When you take your first bite, it seems to give you the opposite condition your mother has, and in a few seconds you look like a fully grown mare. Can a dead plant used as an ice cream flavor really have a sense of humor? The fact that your collar isn't changing size, though, is giving you a little bit of trouble breathing. Better take a sip of that antidote and move on to the next "joke".
>>285614
You blunder directly past the icecream shop. As you're walking by, you look in the windows just in time to see the transformed Summer. You briefly think that it looks like her, but then remember you're supposed to be looking for two fillies, not a filly and a full grown mare, so you keep walking.
You are definitely distracted by your search, though, and you immediately trip and fall face first into the fountain. Ouch.
>>285611
He gives you a look of disgust.
>>285612
The three of you head back to the Humble house. Everyone's gone except Abilio and Lieutenant Sunnyskies. They proceed to explain that there are a number of potential tasks on the table that can be completed before the assault begins to soften up the enemy, or to otherwise benefit the crew. They suggest you give a few a try, or regroup with Felfire in the bar. I'm not going to type out all the requests again.
Sidequests listed here:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jS8Ml3Ztj_XV5M-cpQwe7hpdUlXXpjibIq2T0DxRTnY/edit
He gives you a half-hearted grin when you approach. "Ah, nothing. I came here to save time, but I think it's going to be a mulligan anyway. Normally I'm a pretty accepting guy in the bedroom, but most of these wenches seem pretty disease ridden or outright ugly. There is one mare here who has my eye, but I can't get hers for a second."
He points to an average looking mare in the corner booth enjoying a coffee. By comparison to the rest of the rabble here, though, she's essentially a goddess. Desperate times call for desperate measures?
>>285608
When you take your first bite, it seems to give you the opposite condition your mother has, and in a few seconds you look like a fully grown mare. Can a dead plant used as an ice cream flavor really have a sense of humor? The fact that your collar isn't changing size, though, is giving you a little bit of trouble breathing. Better take a sip of that antidote and move on to the next "joke".
>>285614
You blunder directly past the icecream shop. As you're walking by, you look in the windows just in time to see the transformed Summer. You briefly think that it looks like her, but then remember you're supposed to be looking for two fillies, not a filly and a full grown mare, so you keep walking.
You are definitely distracted by your search, though, and you immediately trip and fall face first into the fountain. Ouch.
>>285611
He gives you a look of disgust.
>>285612
The three of you head back to the Humble house. Everyone's gone except Abilio and Lieutenant Sunnyskies. They proceed to explain that there are a number of potential tasks on the table that can be completed before the assault begins to soften up the enemy, or to otherwise benefit the crew. They suggest you give a few a try, or regroup with Felfire in the bar. I'm not going to type out all the requests again.
Sidequests listed here:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jS8Ml3Ztj_XV5M-cpQwe7hpdUlXXpjibIq2T0DxRTnY/edit
>>285658
Acknowledging your assent, Ruxiang leaps down from the rafters. What was he doing up there?
"Good to know you know how to make money."
He slings a blade, still in sheathe, over his missing wing onto his back, then leads you out the front door of Humble's house.
"You sure you can handle Yakuza? They're professional criminals, not petty brigands. They took my wing."
>>285646
He scrunches. "That ruins the thrill of the chase! Not to mention I prefer my sex with the living, no offense."
>>285650
It's hard to tell from this distance. There are still injured ponies being pulled out by the watch, though.
>>285648
You recall that they're probably in a shop, but you can't imagine where to start. You try a few kid's shops, since you figure Summer would drag her mother there, but you can't seem to locate them…
Acknowledging your assent, Ruxiang leaps down from the rafters. What was he doing up there?
"Good to know you know how to make money."
He slings a blade, still in sheathe, over his missing wing onto his back, then leads you out the front door of Humble's house.
"You sure you can handle Yakuza? They're professional criminals, not petty brigands. They took my wing."
>>285646
He scrunches. "That ruins the thrill of the chase! Not to mention I prefer my sex with the living, no offense."
>>285650
It's hard to tell from this distance. There are still injured ponies being pulled out by the watch, though.
>>285648
You recall that they're probably in a shop, but you can't imagine where to start. You try a few kid's shops, since you figure Summer would drag her mother there, but you can't seem to locate them…
>>285661
The antidote quickly shrinks you back to your normal size, and without even waiting a beat, you take another big bite.
With a poof, you're replaced with a giant patchwork doll that is an exact replica of you… except with seams and button eyes.
The nurse yelps.
>>285683
Did you follow Alys or did you stay in the Merch District?
>>285685
He shrugs. "As there as we'll ever be." He nods at a few suited ponies.
"My plan is to go in and break the vault while you gamble a little. Throw a little money around. Act like a high roller."
He throws a sack of bits at you. "Pull it off and we both walk out rich. If I set off an alarm, we may have to fight our way out, so be ready."
>>285693
He gives you a grin. "I don't much think I'd like to see your dick. But alright. You got any ideas? I've pretty much gone through my playbook. Pitch me some, then I'll go test the waters and see what the results are."
>>285694
You try to search the area, but you get distracted as a class of little fillies walks by on their way to daycare. You convince yourself you're just looking them over to make sure that the two unicorns aren't among them.
The antidote quickly shrinks you back to your normal size, and without even waiting a beat, you take another big bite.
With a poof, you're replaced with a giant patchwork doll that is an exact replica of you… except with seams and button eyes.
The nurse yelps.
>>285683
Did you follow Alys or did you stay in the Merch District?
>>285685
He shrugs. "As there as we'll ever be." He nods at a few suited ponies.
"My plan is to go in and break the vault while you gamble a little. Throw a little money around. Act like a high roller."
He throws a sack of bits at you. "Pull it off and we both walk out rich. If I set off an alarm, we may have to fight our way out, so be ready."
>>285693
He gives you a grin. "I don't much think I'd like to see your dick. But alright. You got any ideas? I've pretty much gone through my playbook. Pitch me some, then I'll go test the waters and see what the results are."
>>285694
You try to search the area, but you get distracted as a class of little fillies walks by on their way to daycare. You convince yourself you're just looking them over to make sure that the two unicorns aren't among them.
>>285705
The nurse puts his hoof on the doll and shakes it.
"Is she — conscious? What should we do?"
He starts to panic a little.
>>285709
You take a look around. There are slots, but those seem low-key. Plenty of card tables. The payout is lower, but you can chat up the other players, which might draw attention, plus they could be watching for card counters. Then there are the true gambles like craps and the big six wheel, which could cause a stir if you win.
>>285725
She definitely was there. She got you out of the trouble, remember?
>>285711
He gives it a chance and struts over. You see a short exchange, and she rolls her eyes. He comes back with a shrug.
>>285722
You try to leave the district, but on your way out, a goat stops you.
"Hey… haven't I seen you before?"
>>285731
You're functionally helpless. Gagged and unable to move.
The nurse puts his hoof on the doll and shakes it.
"Is she — conscious? What should we do?"
He starts to panic a little.
>>285709
You take a look around. There are slots, but those seem low-key. Plenty of card tables. The payout is lower, but you can chat up the other players, which might draw attention, plus they could be watching for card counters. Then there are the true gambles like craps and the big six wheel, which could cause a stir if you win.
>>285725
She definitely was there. She got you out of the trouble, remember?
>>285711
He gives it a chance and struts over. You see a short exchange, and she rolls her eyes. He comes back with a shrug.
>>285722
You try to leave the district, but on your way out, a goat stops you.
"Hey… haven't I seen you before?"
>>285731
You're functionally helpless. Gagged and unable to move.
Felfire [Necromancer] No.285757
>>285739
"It was a joke you dumbass!"
But honestly, laugh my ass off as he comes back.
"But that took guts!"
Well look the girl over.
Who is she talking to? Doing what? Anything particular about her?
Roll #0 9 = 9
"It was a joke you dumbass!"
But honestly, laugh my ass off as he comes back.
"But that took guts!"
Well look the girl over.
Who is she talking to? Doing what? Anything particular about her?
Roll #0 9 = 9
>>285749
He puts a hoof on your shoulder and stops you, then spins you around before you can react.
"I do know you! Why don't you and I go somewhere a little quieter — unless you want to get the guards involved? I'd rather have the glory all to myself. And hey, you might have a chance at fighting back if I'm all by my lonesome."
>>285751
>poison joke ice
I am assuming you mean the antidote for your benefit.
In an instant, after merely fewest drips have flowed into her cloth mouth, she's popped back to normal. Whew!
>>285757
She's blushing furiously through her book, reading a lone in the corner.
He rubs his mane sheepishly. "I thought it was worth a try!"
>>285746
>>285753
You approach the table. You see a few ponies going at it, but most of them are having awful luck and everyone's losing money. The dice look extremely sharply angled. This is probably the most legitimate game in the whole establishment.
He puts a hoof on your shoulder and stops you, then spins you around before you can react.
"I do know you! Why don't you and I go somewhere a little quieter — unless you want to get the guards involved? I'd rather have the glory all to myself. And hey, you might have a chance at fighting back if I'm all by my lonesome."
>>285751
>poison joke ice
I am assuming you mean the antidote for your benefit.
In an instant, after merely fewest drips have flowed into her cloth mouth, she's popped back to normal. Whew!
>>285757
She's blushing furiously through her book, reading a lone in the corner.
He rubs his mane sheepishly. "I thought it was worth a try!"
>>285746
>>285753
You approach the table. You see a few ponies going at it, but most of them are having awful luck and everyone's losing money. The dice look extremely sharply angled. This is probably the most legitimate game in the whole establishment.
>>285792
He puffs out his chest proudly. "They call me Kidd. Hunter Kidd if you like. Everypony — er seadog — should know the name of their slayer, I imagine."
You have never heard of this guy before in your life, and you consider yourself at least reasonably traveled. Not only have you never seen him before, you're pretty sure you've never even come into contact with other people that know him.
>>285796
No one seems to be cheating. This seems to be the most legitimate game here.
>>285798
You take one last bite and for a half-instant, your horn is gone, and on your back are a beautiful pair of pegasus wings. It only lasts for an instant, though, before your mother
>>285801
Pours the rest of the antidote down your throat. Looks like with that much in your system, you wouldn't get any changes out of the ice cream even if you dug it out of the trash.
>>285791
The banker shakes his head. "No table min."
He puffs out his chest proudly. "They call me Kidd. Hunter Kidd if you like. Everypony — er seadog — should know the name of their slayer, I imagine."
You have never heard of this guy before in your life, and you consider yourself at least reasonably traveled. Not only have you never seen him before, you're pretty sure you've never even come into contact with other people that know him.
>>285796
No one seems to be cheating. This seems to be the most legitimate game here.
>>285798
You take one last bite and for a half-instant, your horn is gone, and on your back are a beautiful pair of pegasus wings. It only lasts for an instant, though, before your mother
>>285801
Pours the rest of the antidote down your throat. Looks like with that much in your system, you wouldn't get any changes out of the ice cream even if you dug it out of the trash.
>>285791
The banker shakes his head. "No table min."
>>285794
You can't seem to decipher the book's title. It's some sort of Japonese. You ask Face about it, and he says he think it says Broken Girls. What a surprisingly traveled individual.
>>285823
He raises his blade. "To bring you to justice, of course, you rapscallion! But I know a devious crewmate of the legendary Davy Pones won't turn himself in. You're really just better off dying on my steel."
Davy Pones? You're not even sure you ever shared a crew with someone named Davy Pones. Then again, pirates do have a tendency to pick up aliases later in their careers.
You can't seem to decipher the book's title. It's some sort of Japonese. You ask Face about it, and he says he think it says Broken Girls. What a surprisingly traveled individual.
>>285823
He raises his blade. "To bring you to justice, of course, you rapscallion! But I know a devious crewmate of the legendary Davy Pones won't turn himself in. You're really just better off dying on my steel."
Davy Pones? You're not even sure you ever shared a crew with someone named Davy Pones. Then again, pirates do have a tendency to pick up aliases later in their careers.
>>285845
He nods. "To the death! For honor on the high seas! Ours will be a glorious clash of steel that will be heralded as the ending of an age, and a heavenly battle of colossi-at-arms! That alleyway will do."
He points to a dirty alley that looks pretty much the opposite of what he just described.
>>285851
He seems totally unconvinced. "You're not weaseling out of this one! I just recently graduated from the pirate hunter's school, and your picture was on the final exam!"
You didn't know you were so infamous. In schools, anyway.
>>285842
The nurse seems sympathetic. "It's just for fun. Let your big sister relax a little! Maybe you'll understand once you've got your cutie mark."
>>285840
She hides behind her bangs. "Uh… please don't."
>>285838
You notice Ruxiang being escorted into the back by some suited ponies. He might need a hand…
He nods. "To the death! For honor on the high seas! Ours will be a glorious clash of steel that will be heralded as the ending of an age, and a heavenly battle of colossi-at-arms! That alleyway will do."
He points to a dirty alley that looks pretty much the opposite of what he just described.
>>285851
He seems totally unconvinced. "You're not weaseling out of this one! I just recently graduated from the pirate hunter's school, and your picture was on the final exam!"
You didn't know you were so infamous. In schools, anyway.
>>285842
The nurse seems sympathetic. "It's just for fun. Let your big sister relax a little! Maybe you'll understand once you've got your cutie mark."
>>285840
She hides behind her bangs. "Uh… please don't."
>>285838
You notice Ruxiang being escorted into the back by some suited ponies. He might need a hand…
>>285860
Damn, does he look determined?
"Are you sure? I dont know this Davy pones thing or what not. Look I like duels and all but I am kind of busy and I am conducting some business."
I fish my ID.
"Here take a look and read, perhaps you are making a mistake." I show him the ID, show only, not give.
Damn, does he look determined?
"Are you sure? I dont know this Davy pones thing or what not. Look I like duels and all but I am kind of busy and I am conducting some business."
I fish my ID.
"Here take a look and read, perhaps you are making a mistake." I show him the ID, show only, not give.
>>285893
You have never seen a more determined goat in your life. And you watched a warlock goat sprint across a beach to jump on a ship to escape an island sure to execute her the next morning if she stayed.
He seems to be losing patience, and just straight out slashes for you.
'1d10'
>>285892
She seems to have calmed down a bit.
He smiles. "Looks like the bookish type. How could I get a girl like that?"
Roll #1 9 = 9
You have never seen a more determined goat in your life. And you watched a warlock goat sprint across a beach to jump on a ship to escape an island sure to execute her the next morning if she stayed.
He seems to be losing patience, and just straight out slashes for you.
'1d10'
>>285892
She seems to have calmed down a bit.
He smiles. "Looks like the bookish type. How could I get a girl like that?"
Roll #1 9 = 9
>>285907
His opening slash sends you totally off balance, but you return with a cudgel swing. It goes terribly wide, but he seems too inexperienced to take advantage of the opening. Lucky you.
>>285909
He feigns injury. "If I can pull off noblewoman, surely I can pull off white knight."
He goes over and theatrically gets down on one knee and kisses her hoof. She blushes furiously.
He walks back, disappointed. "I don't know how much longer she'll put up with these shenanigans. We need a ringer."
>>285904
They seem to have gone in the back room. The suited ponies stop you at the door. "Making a high stakes wager, sir?"
>>285915
The pony in the corner grins as he takes an easy six. You lose a few bits, counting on an easy eight again. You can actually pick your bet if you want.
His opening slash sends you totally off balance, but you return with a cudgel swing. It goes terribly wide, but he seems too inexperienced to take advantage of the opening. Lucky you.
>>285909
He feigns injury. "If I can pull off noblewoman, surely I can pull off white knight."
He goes over and theatrically gets down on one knee and kisses her hoof. She blushes furiously.
He walks back, disappointed. "I don't know how much longer she'll put up with these shenanigans. We need a ringer."
>>285904
They seem to have gone in the back room. The suited ponies stop you at the door. "Making a high stakes wager, sir?"
>>285915
The pony in the corner grins as he takes an easy six. You lose a few bits, counting on an easy eight again. You can actually pick your bet if you want.
>>285929
You take an even wide swing, and the goat knows better than to miss this opportunity. While you're off balance, he smashes you with the broad of his blade, knocking you into the wall, then to the ground.
You are helpless with four wounds remaining.
>>285933
Most of the ponies cheer for the Natural. Even the one in the corner grins.
>>285931
He cocks his head. "Nah, didn't get a look. Honestly, she seems to be hiding her face more than her bag, to me. Maybe she's really self-conscious? I don't know if all these showy lines will work."
>>285937
You try to stroll past the guards without even answering them and you walk straight past the gambling rooms to the dressing chambers for the waitresses. There are several screams as you obliviously burst in, as most of them are totally naked. You can see their cutie marks and everything! Isn't that supposed to be normal? Stupid Eastern cultures.
You take an even wide swing, and the goat knows better than to miss this opportunity. While you're off balance, he smashes you with the broad of his blade, knocking you into the wall, then to the ground.
You are helpless with four wounds remaining.
>>285933
Most of the ponies cheer for the Natural. Even the one in the corner grins.
>>285931
He cocks his head. "Nah, didn't get a look. Honestly, she seems to be hiding her face more than her bag, to me. Maybe she's really self-conscious? I don't know if all these showy lines will work."
>>285937
You try to stroll past the guards without even answering them and you walk straight past the gambling rooms to the dressing chambers for the waitresses. There are several screams as you obliviously burst in, as most of them are totally naked. You can see their cutie marks and everything! Isn't that supposed to be normal? Stupid Eastern cultures.
Felfire [Necromancer] No.285950
>>285944
"You got a good look at her. Any idea she might be hiding?"
Can I get a good look at her too?
Roll #0 10 = 10
"You got a good look at her. Any idea she might be hiding?"
Can I get a good look at her too?
Roll #0 10 = 10
>>285950
You get a good look at her, crouched over her book in the booth. She does seem really self-conscious. Looking more closelier**, you notice severe burns on part of her face. She's obviously trying to hide them because she's embarrassed.
**Your critical success defied grammar.
>>285953
You try to get up, but you are dizzy and you end up rolling right in front of him. Even a complete novice can take advantage of this position.
He gives you a good stab to the gut, and you're left helpless with one wound left.
>>285958
Defying all logic, the corner pony wins again. Other ponies have started to bet with them, and a huge round of cheers goes up with the roll of Yo.
>>285949
Your eyes linger a pretty reasonable amount of time. You keep staring as the suited ponies drag you out of the dressing room. At least they don't suspect you of being a thief, just a pervert.
You get a good look at her, crouched over her book in the booth. She does seem really self-conscious. Looking more closelier**, you notice severe burns on part of her face. She's obviously trying to hide them because she's embarrassed.
**Your critical success defied grammar.
>>285953
You try to get up, but you are dizzy and you end up rolling right in front of him. Even a complete novice can take advantage of this position.
He gives you a good stab to the gut, and you're left helpless with one wound left.
>>285958
Defying all logic, the corner pony wins again. Other ponies have started to bet with them, and a huge round of cheers goes up with the roll of Yo.
>>285949
Your eyes linger a pretty reasonable amount of time. You keep staring as the suited ponies drag you out of the dressing room. At least they don't suspect you of being a thief, just a pervert.
>>285977
You roll to your feet. You're hemorrhaging pretty badly, but the adrenaline of the combat keeps you going. Against a normal foe, you'd barely be able to get this done, but he pales and backs up a bit when you get up after that wound.
"You Tartarian! Why won't you DIE?"
In his shock, you manage to push him back further down along the alleyway with your heavy strikes.
>>285982
You manage to poke your head into one room as they drag you by, and you don't spot him in there. In fact, it looks like a bunch of ponies are just laying around having an orgy. What kind of betting is that? Five more rooms.
>>285988
Another easy eight. At this point, the banker collects the dice, and asks everyone to leave the table. There's a hoof sitting on the shoulder of the corner pony…
You roll to your feet. You're hemorrhaging pretty badly, but the adrenaline of the combat keeps you going. Against a normal foe, you'd barely be able to get this done, but he pales and backs up a bit when you get up after that wound.
"You Tartarian! Why won't you DIE?"
In his shock, you manage to push him back further down along the alleyway with your heavy strikes.
>>285982
You manage to poke your head into one room as they drag you by, and you don't spot him in there. In fact, it looks like a bunch of ponies are just laying around having an orgy. What kind of betting is that? Five more rooms.
>>285988
Another easy eight. At this point, the banker collects the dice, and asks everyone to leave the table. There's a hoof sitting on the shoulder of the corner pony…
>>285981
He pauses and thinks for a moment. "How can I get a pony that gets scared when someone looks at her? I can't really fake being blind or shy myself at this point."
>>285996
You don't recognize him, but he looks quite suave. Much more than even the mostly nicely-dressed guards. All the guards seem to be focused on him. So much so that…
>>285998
They've lost all interest in you. You look through a few more rooms, each more interesting than the last, until you look into the last and see a small betting parlor with cards you've never seen before. There are two guards and a banker, all with slit throats. There's also a very nice oil painting on the wall that someone appears to have literally jumped through. A hallway lies on the other side of it…
>>285999
You try to escape the alleyway, but as you do, he takes a swing. He almost hits you, but you quicky react and bring the mace around to clobber him in the head, sending him against the side of the alley, breathing heavily.
He attempts to struggle to his feet before near-shouting, "Finish our duel you ruffian, or I call the guards! I won't hold the pity of an abominable pirate!"
>>286004
He nods. "There's always work to be done. Let's get going."
>>286009
He gives a smile. "After what your sister has done? I'll adopt you, if you want!"
You head back to the lower class district, passing a dog fighting a goat in some alleyway. They both look pretty beat, but you try to keep up with the nurse. When you get back to the triage center, you don't see any nurses or patients. It's filled with Order members, combing every corner.
He pauses and thinks for a moment. "How can I get a pony that gets scared when someone looks at her? I can't really fake being blind or shy myself at this point."
>>285996
You don't recognize him, but he looks quite suave. Much more than even the mostly nicely-dressed guards. All the guards seem to be focused on him. So much so that…
>>285998
They've lost all interest in you. You look through a few more rooms, each more interesting than the last, until you look into the last and see a small betting parlor with cards you've never seen before. There are two guards and a banker, all with slit throats. There's also a very nice oil painting on the wall that someone appears to have literally jumped through. A hallway lies on the other side of it…
>>285999
You try to escape the alleyway, but as you do, he takes a swing. He almost hits you, but you quicky react and bring the mace around to clobber him in the head, sending him against the side of the alley, breathing heavily.
He attempts to struggle to his feet before near-shouting, "Finish our duel you ruffian, or I call the guards! I won't hold the pity of an abominable pirate!"
>>286004
He nods. "There's always work to be done. Let's get going."
>>286009
He gives a smile. "After what your sister has done? I'll adopt you, if you want!"
You head back to the lower class district, passing a dog fighting a goat in some alleyway. They both look pretty beat, but you try to keep up with the nurse. When you get back to the triage center, you don't see any nurses or patients. It's filled with Order members, combing every corner.
Felfire [Necromancer] No.286019
>>286010
"Don't ask me. I would go with something like 'I love you just for what you are' bullshit or something. Or pretend you have a scar fetish.
I'm pretty sure that will turn out a disaster thou."
Think about this.
"Maybe… Fake a wound yourself? Something hidden, like, under your wing or something..
Ohooh! On your flank! I bet she's taking a peak from time to time!"
"Don't ask me. I would go with something like 'I love you just for what you are' bullshit or something. Or pretend you have a scar fetish.
I'm pretty sure that will turn out a disaster thou."
Think about this.
"Maybe… Fake a wound yourself? Something hidden, like, under your wing or something..
Ohooh! On your flank! I bet she's taking a peak from time to time!"
>>286012
You see a LOT of corpses, most with surprised expressions on their faces. They vary between bullets and slashed throats. A few of them look like they at least drew their weapons, and lost their arms for it.
You come to a split in the hallway. You could continue straight, or take a left or right…
>>286015
You swing back much wider than you should, telegraphing your movements, but he's too inexperienced and injured for it to matter. You smash in his skull, and he dies quietly with a sickening splat.
>>286019
He's an earthie!
He sighs. "Alright, I'll give it a shot."
He pulls out his makeup kit and quickly creates a pretty convincing scar at the base of his leg, then walks over in his best gloomy trot.
You see him sympathetically wave his hoof, sobbing probably about how he'll never dance or play again, or something.
She seems sympathetic, and she lets him slide in next to her. In a few moments, he's worked his magic, and they're headed for the back rooms. Doesn't it feel good to do good deeds for your friends?
>>286022
He's way too occupied with all of the stallions and mares in suits to notice you! They escort him into the back…
>>286026
You briefly consider painting yourself to look like Summer, abandoning her in the city, and going back to the pirates claiming you're her. Then you realize that without the collar, it wouldn't work. Plus what kind of dumb pony would be fooled by paint?
>>286029
Not only do you not know how to disguise, you do a miserable job of keeping quiet. You immediately scream after you see them, remembering the execution.
Several of them turn around and one points, remarking, "She matches the description!"
You see a LOT of corpses, most with surprised expressions on their faces. They vary between bullets and slashed throats. A few of them look like they at least drew their weapons, and lost their arms for it.
You come to a split in the hallway. You could continue straight, or take a left or right…
>>286015
You swing back much wider than you should, telegraphing your movements, but he's too inexperienced and injured for it to matter. You smash in his skull, and he dies quietly with a sickening splat.
>>286019
He's an earthie!
He sighs. "Alright, I'll give it a shot."
He pulls out his makeup kit and quickly creates a pretty convincing scar at the base of his leg, then walks over in his best gloomy trot.
You see him sympathetically wave his hoof, sobbing probably about how he'll never dance or play again, or something.
She seems sympathetic, and she lets him slide in next to her. In a few moments, he's worked his magic, and they're headed for the back rooms. Doesn't it feel good to do good deeds for your friends?
>>286022
He's way too occupied with all of the stallions and mares in suits to notice you! They escort him into the back…
>>286026
You briefly consider painting yourself to look like Summer, abandoning her in the city, and going back to the pirates claiming you're her. Then you realize that without the collar, it wouldn't work. Plus what kind of dumb pony would be fooled by paint?
>>286029
Not only do you not know how to disguise, you do a miserable job of keeping quiet. You immediately scream after you see them, remembering the execution.
Several of them turn around and one points, remarking, "She matches the description!"
>>286055
You started winning steadily since you followed his bets. You're actually up twenty one bits, putting you at seventy one.
>>286054
You decide right is right, and head that way first. You end up walking down a nondescript hallway for a very long time… and finally you arrive back at the main intersection, coming out the left side. What kind of hallway was that?
>>286053
You head back into the city and quickly locate the blacksmith's shop. You can see inside the shop through the glass, he's steadily hammering away at some new equipment.
>>286058
You search his belongings and find twenty five bits and his sword. Besides that, he had a passport, but it's useless because it has a picture of him and says "goat".
>>286062
Single target.
The one you direct your command to seems pretty willing to trust you, and stops in his tracks. "Huh, guess not."
The rest are still totally convinced though, and are charging over from the tent.
The one you direct your comment
You started winning steadily since you followed his bets. You're actually up twenty one bits, putting you at seventy one.
>>286054
You decide right is right, and head that way first. You end up walking down a nondescript hallway for a very long time… and finally you arrive back at the main intersection, coming out the left side. What kind of hallway was that?
>>286053
You head back into the city and quickly locate the blacksmith's shop. You can see inside the shop through the glass, he's steadily hammering away at some new equipment.
>>286058
You search his belongings and find twenty five bits and his sword. Besides that, he had a passport, but it's useless because it has a picture of him and says "goat".
>>286062
Single target.
The one you direct your command to seems pretty willing to trust you, and stops in his tracks. "Huh, guess not."
The rest are still totally convinced though, and are charging over from the tent.
The one you direct your comment
>>286085
He stops and turns around to look at you. He's a pretty sizable diamond dog. He's been smashing a piece of metal into a sword… or mace… or something. It's hard to tell at this point in the process.
"Yes?"
>>286088
You manage to slip into the shadows, but your daughter seems harder to hide now that you're her size.
>>286089
You head down the middle path. No more corpses this way, either. After wandering for about five minutes, you feel something. Roll to detect.
>>286091
You try to covertly follow the pony being dragged to the back. They head into one of the six rear betting rooms. You're not sure which one Sandor went into.
>>286094
You can use it for your look roll.
One of the fillies is DEFINITELY Summer Seas. The other one looks almost like her mother, Spring Water, but she's around Summer's age, and has no cutie mark.
He stops and turns around to look at you. He's a pretty sizable diamond dog. He's been smashing a piece of metal into a sword… or mace… or something. It's hard to tell at this point in the process.
"Yes?"
>>286088
You manage to slip into the shadows, but your daughter seems harder to hide now that you're her size.
>>286089
You head down the middle path. No more corpses this way, either. After wandering for about five minutes, you feel something. Roll to detect.
>>286091
You try to covertly follow the pony being dragged to the back. They head into one of the six rear betting rooms. You're not sure which one Sandor went into.
>>286094
You can use it for your look roll.
One of the fillies is DEFINITELY Summer Seas. The other one looks almost like her mother, Spring Water, but she's around Summer's age, and has no cutie mark.
Spring Water [Charlatan] No.286110
>>286102
So Chip finds us with a 5? Really? It took me several successful rolls to find Summer on my own!
Yeah yeah, just hide somewhere
Roll #0 6 = 6
So Chip finds us with a 5? Really? It took me several successful rolls to find Summer on my own!
Yeah yeah, just hide somewhere
Roll #0 6 = 6
>>286107
You search the left rooms and only find a magic arcade, and orgy, and some sort of weird game that involves betting on hookah.
>>286108
He nods, almost like an automaton. "I am the Gatekeeper. Are you the Keymaster?"
>>286106
You look straight up. It was a drop of blood from the vents above you. You see a limp hoof hanging out. No wonder he's not leaving any tracks. You quickly realize you can just follow the vent to follow his pathway, even without climbing up.
>>286110
She was in a triage center. You're in the dead middle of the street with all attention focused on you. Also he did have to identify you with a passed roll. Also you're forgetting he already made several rolls to search before and failed them, like you did. Remember? Notably the one that sent him into the fountain?
>>286111
I already used your six for the identify roll.
You search the left rooms and only find a magic arcade, and orgy, and some sort of weird game that involves betting on hookah.
>>286108
He nods, almost like an automaton. "I am the Gatekeeper. Are you the Keymaster?"
>>286106
You look straight up. It was a drop of blood from the vents above you. You see a limp hoof hanging out. No wonder he's not leaving any tracks. You quickly realize you can just follow the vent to follow his pathway, even without climbing up.
>>286110
She was in a triage center. You're in the dead middle of the street with all attention focused on you. Also he did have to identify you with a passed roll. Also you're forgetting he already made several rolls to search before and failed them, like you did. Remember? Notably the one that sent him into the fountain?
>>286111
I already used your six for the identify roll.
>>286122
You use your The Sixth Sense to detect the reek of death in the air and you bust down the door of the room the suited men took the winning pony into. As best you can guess, they knocked him out and tied him up when they saw the corpses in the room: they have bigger problems than someone who wins too much.
You sprint down the hallway and regain a little bit of lost time.
>>286121
You arrive at a large vault door. It looks untouched, but you can see the vents go straight through. You're probably too big for them, and they're up top anyway. You might be able to smash it down, but that would definitely alert anyone around, and would probably hurt a lot. There are also probably other ways to get inside a vault.
>>286124
Again, she was inside a tent in a different district. He rolled to find someone in plain sight literally right in front of him. You're at the entrance to the district being assaulted by guards at the center of attention. Remember how the first of those rolls you made not even in the same part of the city as her? Also, stealthing someone who lacks the stealth skill else is DC8. You rolled 7.
>>286123
They tighten the circle around Summer and the nurse. "The Provost wishes to speak with this particular mare."
The speaker points at Summer Seas with his hoof.
>>286125
He nods, and extends his paw.
You use your The Sixth Sense to detect the reek of death in the air and you bust down the door of the room the suited men took the winning pony into. As best you can guess, they knocked him out and tied him up when they saw the corpses in the room: they have bigger problems than someone who wins too much.
You sprint down the hallway and regain a little bit of lost time.
>>286121
You arrive at a large vault door. It looks untouched, but you can see the vents go straight through. You're probably too big for them, and they're up top anyway. You might be able to smash it down, but that would definitely alert anyone around, and would probably hurt a lot. There are also probably other ways to get inside a vault.
>>286124
Again, she was inside a tent in a different district. He rolled to find someone in plain sight literally right in front of him. You're at the entrance to the district being assaulted by guards at the center of attention. Remember how the first of those rolls you made not even in the same part of the city as her? Also, stealthing someone who lacks the stealth skill else is DC8. You rolled 7.
>>286123
They tighten the circle around Summer and the nurse. "The Provost wishes to speak with this particular mare."
The speaker points at Summer Seas with his hoof.
>>286125
He nods, and extends his paw.
Spring Water [Charlatan] No.286129
>>286126
He still rolled a damn 5. Aside from that he only rolled fails to find us.
TRY AGAIN
Roll #0 3 = 3
He still rolled a damn 5. Aside from that he only rolled fails to find us.
TRY AGAIN
Roll #0 3 = 3
>>286127
Roll to track. DC8 to take the right path right away, otherwise it takes an extra turn.
>>286128
He nods and takes it to his furnace. At the side, there is a slot for a fire key to be turned, which increases or decreases the flow of gas in order to fuel a fire.
He inserts the key and turns it. The fireplace seems to "eat" itself and in its place, there is a tunnel.
"He waits for us, Keymaster."
>>286130
You hear an earsplitting ROAR and some muffled curses on the other side of the door. Uh oh.
Roll to track. DC8 to take the right path right away, otherwise it takes an extra turn.
>>286128
He nods and takes it to his furnace. At the side, there is a slot for a fire key to be turned, which increases or decreases the flow of gas in order to fuel a fire.
He inserts the key and turns it. The fireplace seems to "eat" itself and in its place, there is a tunnel.
"He waits for us, Keymaster."
>>286130
You hear an earsplitting ROAR and some muffled curses on the other side of the door. Uh oh.
>>286138
He doesn't seem to acknowledge your statement and heads down into the dark abyss of the tunnel. There are no further lights. Up ahead, you think you see something moving in the pitch black.
>>286129
You only manage to bump into the legs of Order ponies circling her as the Spokesman picks her up.
"You will cooperate, or we will give your friend the Provost's Peace."
To punctuate his point, they draw their swords and hold them at the throat of the nurse. He looks pretty nervous and starts sobbing. Geez, he is pretty girly.
>>286133
The Spokesman shakes his head at you. "Even if that is true, the Order of the Virtuous is above the law. The Provost wishes to speak with this mare, so he will speak with this mare. She has an extraordinary talent that the Provost has taken notice of."
He doesn't seem to acknowledge your statement and heads down into the dark abyss of the tunnel. There are no further lights. Up ahead, you think you see something moving in the pitch black.
>>286129
You only manage to bump into the legs of Order ponies circling her as the Spokesman picks her up.
"You will cooperate, or we will give your friend the Provost's Peace."
To punctuate his point, they draw their swords and hold them at the throat of the nurse. He looks pretty nervous and starts sobbing. Geez, he is pretty girly.
>>286133
The Spokesman shakes his head at you. "Even if that is true, the Order of the Virtuous is above the law. The Provost wishes to speak with this mare, so he will speak with this mare. She has an extraordinary talent that the Provost has taken notice of."
Felfire [Necromancer] No.286144
>>286143
Oh well. Go in after him. Can I sense any undead or bones ready to be raised in here? Because those would really be handy!
Roll #0 2 = 2
Oh well. Go in after him. Can I sense any undead or bones ready to be raised in here? Because those would really be handy!
Roll #0 2 = 2
>>286144
You try to raise the dead, but you don't feel the presence of anything dead down here. At the bottom, you see something stand up. You are greeted by glowing eyes. The Gatekeeper freezes in place, like a statue.
"You are not the Keymaster."
>>286146
You hear crashing and the spilling of coins, along with a few more roars, but nothing happens to the door. Alys finally shows up, though, right behind you.
>>286149
They're circled pretty tightly, but they don't seem to mind you trailing them at all. They don't seem very secretive. Just the opposite: prepared to tell their beliefs at anyone who will listen.
They escort her to a small church made out of mostly pillaged wood. You can tell it was pillaged because it's all mismatching in color.
You try to raise the dead, but you don't feel the presence of anything dead down here. At the bottom, you see something stand up. You are greeted by glowing eyes. The Gatekeeper freezes in place, like a statue.
"You are not the Keymaster."
>>286146
You hear crashing and the spilling of coins, along with a few more roars, but nothing happens to the door. Alys finally shows up, though, right behind you.
>>286149
They're circled pretty tightly, but they don't seem to mind you trailing them at all. They don't seem very secretive. Just the opposite: prepared to tell their beliefs at anyone who will listen.
They escort her to a small church made out of mostly pillaged wood. You can tell it was pillaged because it's all mismatching in color.
>>286154
It just stares. "You are not the Keymaster. Are you a God?"
>>286155
You definitely see a number of security features, including tumblers and a combination portion.
Your Lady suggests you either knock it down or go threaten someone with access to the door. There do seem to be side rooms that you haven't examined yet.
It just stares. "You are not the Keymaster. Are you a God?"
>>286155
You definitely see a number of security features, including tumblers and a combination portion.
Your Lady suggests you either knock it down or go threaten someone with access to the door. There do seem to be side rooms that you haven't examined yet.
Felfire [Necromancer] No.286161
>>286159
"Yes! I am! I have domain over death!"
Raise ancient and pray Grogar this works.
Roll #0 2 = 2
"Yes! I am! I have domain over death!"
Raise ancient and pray Grogar this works.
Roll #0 2 = 2
>>286162
The guards seem to come from all different kinds, though they're almost universally ponies.
"It is not our place to question, merely to serve. The Provost has declared that she was sent by Celestia to purge the city."
>>286164
You manage to put a good dent in it, but it's definitely still up. You'd have to keep at it to get it to come down.
>>286161
You miserably fail: there aren't any corpses anywhere here! You can't even detect bones in the great deep. It's almost as though you're not in the same dimension as the one you woke up in this morning. The being seems satisfied with your answer, nonetheless. "Welcome to my domain, Grogar, Lord of Death."
The guards seem to come from all different kinds, though they're almost universally ponies.
"It is not our place to question, merely to serve. The Provost has declared that she was sent by Celestia to purge the city."
>>286164
You manage to put a good dent in it, but it's definitely still up. You'd have to keep at it to get it to come down.
>>286161
You miserably fail: there aren't any corpses anywhere here! You can't even detect bones in the great deep. It's almost as though you're not in the same dimension as the one you woke up in this morning. The being seems satisfied with your answer, nonetheless. "Welcome to my domain, Grogar, Lord of Death."
>>286169
>I am here to do the will of Grogar!
I thought you served Tirek? And Keymaster definitely does not follow Grogar.
"This realm has always been and will be. It is the realm of inevitability. The realm of balanced luck, justice paid due, and revenge wrought. Why have you interrupted my Revelation, Lord Grogar?"
>>286171
You smash solidly into the door, dizzying yourself. You have six hits left. It's still on its last leg.
>I am here to do the will of Grogar!
I thought you served Tirek? And Keymaster definitely does not follow Grogar.
"This realm has always been and will be. It is the realm of inevitability. The realm of balanced luck, justice paid due, and revenge wrought. Why have you interrupted my Revelation, Lord Grogar?"
>>286171
You smash solidly into the door, dizzying yourself. You have six hits left. It's still on its last leg.
>>286175
That finally did it. The hinges come loose, and the door swings outward a couple feet. Inside, you see a huge pit of gold, enough to swim in. Presently in the act of doing so is an enormous, long, red eastern dragon, slithering about and breathing fire in hopes of hitting a figure darting around the room.
>>286176
"The heretical Plague."
>>286178
"I am."
That finally did it. The hinges come loose, and the door swings outward a couple feet. Inside, you see a huge pit of gold, enough to swim in. Presently in the act of doing so is an enormous, long, red eastern dragon, slithering about and breathing fire in hopes of hitting a figure darting around the room.
>>286176
"The heretical Plague."
>>286178
"I am."
>>286184
You charge in and slash at the beast's legs, but he brushes you off and you go flying in a spray of gold coins. Fortunately, his attention is still focused on Ruxiang.
"Fucking dumb! Get the gold! Shovel it out!"
>>286187
He looks nervous, but heals you anyway. You're feeling topped off.
>>286185
"Balance. Will you tarry here?"
You charge in and slash at the beast's legs, but he brushes you off and you go flying in a spray of gold coins. Fortunately, his attention is still focused on Ruxiang.
"Fucking dumb! Get the gold! Shovel it out!"
>>286187
He looks nervous, but heals you anyway. You're feeling topped off.
>>286185
"Balance. Will you tarry here?"
>>286189
Normally, a claymore would not be an effective tool for moving gold. Miraculously, you make it work. In a few seconds you have five bags of gold tied off. There's still tons of additional gold throughout if you want to get more bags. They follow the same penalty rules as the original gold bags from Bridgewater: -1 to almost all actions per each bag while carrying. (Exceptions for non-strenuous acts that don't require arms, like diplomacy)
The dragon looks to be pretty pre-occupied yet.
>>286194
This nurse would make the prettiest mare of all time. Had you known that Summer earlier mistook him for a mare, you'd not be surprised: he looks very effeminate, and very self-conscious about how girly he acts.
"There was a terrible magic disease that was killing everypony in the slums. The Order declared it a divine punishment for heresy, and began killing anyone showing symptoms. The City Watch just let it go on, as usual. But Summer cured someone with it! No one has EVER done that before!"
Normally, a claymore would not be an effective tool for moving gold. Miraculously, you make it work. In a few seconds you have five bags of gold tied off. There's still tons of additional gold throughout if you want to get more bags. They follow the same penalty rules as the original gold bags from Bridgewater: -1 to almost all actions per each bag while carrying. (Exceptions for non-strenuous acts that don't require arms, like diplomacy)
The dragon looks to be pretty pre-occupied yet.
>>286194
This nurse would make the prettiest mare of all time. Had you known that Summer earlier mistook him for a mare, you'd not be surprised: he looks very effeminate, and very self-conscious about how girly he acts.
"There was a terrible magic disease that was killing everypony in the slums. The Order declared it a divine punishment for heresy, and began killing anyone showing symptoms. The City Watch just let it go on, as usual. But Summer cured someone with it! No one has EVER done that before!"
>>286200
You try to load another bag of gold with your claymore, but end up cutting it in half, spilling it all back out. You do notice that there are some white bags in the back. Sealed, unlike your burlap sacks.
Are you going to get mad at me for letting you pass that Plain Sight DC with a 3? Maybe I should force you to waste some time rerolling in fairness to Groves.
>>286201
"Do you not remember me, Lord Grogar?"
You try to load another bag of gold with your claymore, but end up cutting it in half, spilling it all back out. You do notice that there are some white bags in the back. Sealed, unlike your burlap sacks.
Are you going to get mad at me for letting you pass that Plain Sight DC with a 3? Maybe I should force you to waste some time rerolling in fairness to Groves.
>>286201
"Do you not remember me, Lord Grogar?"
Felfire [Necromancer] No.286213
>>286211
O-kay, creepy factor increasing.
Summon an Ancient to help me out here. Don't want something jumping at me.
Roll #0 6 = 6
O-kay, creepy factor increasing.
Summon an Ancient to help me out here. Don't want something jumping at me.
Roll #0 6 = 6
Felfire [Necromancer] No.286218
>>286215
Oh my… Hump him! No wait, I must be careful. Just grind a bit against him.
Then, inspect the sword.
Roll #0 7 = 7
Oh my… Hump him! No wait, I must be careful. Just grind a bit against him.
Then, inspect the sword.
Roll #0 7 = 7
>>286216
You really load up on the white bags of magic dust. You feel like you got most of them.
You hear a barrage of curses as Ruxiang urges you to get a move on. There are three bags of snuff, which each apply a -1 modifier.
How will you distribute the five gold bags and three snuff bags between yourself and Alys? It will not impact rolls to gather more gold or snuff.
There is a near unlimited amount of gold left. There's only one bag of snuff left.
>>286218
You mount yourself on top of him so that you can get a slightly higher vantage with which to view the sword. Though the sensation against you groin is incredibly distracting, you can tell the blade looks very old and rusted.
>>286219
>>286223
He whimpers a little, crumpling to your touch, and says, "B-but I'm a stallion…"
You can tell he's puddy in your hands.
One of the Order mares remarks, "Disgusting." You don't think they'd hesitate to chop anything they don't like, so you notice the nearby cheap bar.
You really load up on the white bags of magic dust. You feel like you got most of them.
You hear a barrage of curses as Ruxiang urges you to get a move on. There are three bags of snuff, which each apply a -1 modifier.
How will you distribute the five gold bags and three snuff bags between yourself and Alys? It will not impact rolls to gather more gold or snuff.
There is a near unlimited amount of gold left. There's only one bag of snuff left.
>>286218
You mount yourself on top of him so that you can get a slightly higher vantage with which to view the sword. Though the sensation against you groin is incredibly distracting, you can tell the blade looks very old and rusted.
>>286219
>>286223
He whimpers a little, crumpling to your touch, and says, "B-but I'm a stallion…"
You can tell he's puddy in your hands.
One of the Order mares remarks, "Disgusting." You don't think they'd hesitate to chop anything they don't like, so you notice the nearby cheap bar.
Felfire [Necromancer] No.286231
>>286230
Well this is strange. But.
Magic sword perhaps? Still mounting my wonderful bony stallion try to make sense of the hilt. Any inscriptions, runes, signs?
Roll #0 1 = 1
Well this is strange. But.
Magic sword perhaps? Still mounting my wonderful bony stallion try to make sense of the hilt. Any inscriptions, runes, signs?
Roll #0 1 = 1
>>286232
Ruxiang is busy dodging the Beast From the Far East! But you pull some bags to the door and he zooms past like a bat out of hell, grabbing them on the way. That dragon seems upset.
Roll to outrun. Alys and Ruxiang pass. You do suffer -3 for this roll.
>>286231
As you shift about on his hindquarters, your sensitive areas get pinched by bone. In a confusing mix of pleasure-pain, you buckle, moaning, unable to focus on the hilt at all.
>>286242
He seems even more embarrassed but they just give looks of disgust. "The sooner you take your blasphemy away, the better, as far as I'm concerned."
Looks like they don't like The Gays much.
Ruxiang is busy dodging the Beast From the Far East! But you pull some bags to the door and he zooms past like a bat out of hell, grabbing them on the way. That dragon seems upset.
Roll to outrun. Alys and Ruxiang pass. You do suffer -3 for this roll.
>>286231
As you shift about on his hindquarters, your sensitive areas get pinched by bone. In a confusing mix of pleasure-pain, you buckle, moaning, unable to focus on the hilt at all.
>>286242
He seems even more embarrassed but they just give looks of disgust. "The sooner you take your blasphemy away, the better, as far as I'm concerned."
Looks like they don't like The Gays much.
Felfire [Necromancer] No.286246
>>286245
Okay that must have been good.
Bonk the skeleton on the head.
"Bad! We do this after!"
Now, back to the hilt, examine it!
Roll #0 5 = 5
Okay that must have been good.
Bonk the skeleton on the head.
"Bad! We do this after!"
Now, back to the hilt, examine it!
Roll #0 5 = 5
>>286246
You manage to see there are quite a few runes on it, but only an expert in the Night or Tartarus could probably divine them. Or maybe Keymaster.
>>286247
The dragon crushes through the vault door, sending coins everywhere, and grabs your tail by the teeth and flings you against a wall. At least your bags of gold are intact. Looks like Alys got away, too.
Ruxiang, however, manages to load and discharge a pistol in the fastest display of marksmanship you've ever seen. It pings the dragon in the eye, and he furiously turns to face Ruxiange.
"RUN, OAF!"
Outrun roll.
>>286249
He puts up no resistance as you push him along. "Y-you'll laugh at me. I don't wanna say…"
You manage to see there are quite a few runes on it, but only an expert in the Night or Tartarus could probably divine them. Or maybe Keymaster.
>>286247
The dragon crushes through the vault door, sending coins everywhere, and grabs your tail by the teeth and flings you against a wall. At least your bags of gold are intact. Looks like Alys got away, too.
Ruxiang, however, manages to load and discharge a pistol in the fastest display of marksmanship you've ever seen. It pings the dragon in the eye, and he furiously turns to face Ruxiange.
"RUN, OAF!"
Outrun roll.
>>286249
He puts up no resistance as you push him along. "Y-you'll laugh at me. I don't wanna say…"
Felfire [Necromancer] No.286254
>>286253
Which is exactly who I want to find.
So let's see… Commune with Bony, here!
"Hello dreamy, you hear me?"
Roll #0 4 = 4
Which is exactly who I want to find.
So let's see… Commune with Bony, here!
"Hello dreamy, you hear me?"
Roll #0 4 = 4
>>286260
This time he bitterly breathes a swathe of fire across you. You're rendered helpless, with four wounds left.
Ruxiang seems to be keeping him busy, flying all around him, slashing, though.
"GET UP! GET UP NOW!"
Alys attempts to help you up. '1d10+-3'
>>286261
"Huh? Keymaster? No idea… The battle… did we win the battle? There was a great naval battle here to destroy the last remnants of the accursed Ancient Regime! Tell me we won! Tell me that the would-be-King Platinum is dead!"
>>286262
After you put a few drinks in him, he even acts like a mare, from gestures to voice. Finally, he shyly admits, "I'm Nurturing Heart."
Roll #1 2 - 3 = -1
This time he bitterly breathes a swathe of fire across you. You're rendered helpless, with four wounds left.
Ruxiang seems to be keeping him busy, flying all around him, slashing, though.
"GET UP! GET UP NOW!"
Alys attempts to help you up. '1d10+-3'
>>286261
"Huh? Keymaster? No idea… The battle… did we win the battle? There was a great naval battle here to destroy the last remnants of the accursed Ancient Regime! Tell me we won! Tell me that the would-be-King Platinum is dead!"
>>286262
After you put a few drinks in him, he even acts like a mare, from gestures to voice. Finally, he shyly admits, "I'm Nurturing Heart."
Roll #1 2 - 3 = -1
Felfire [Necromancer] No.286273
>>286267
"Dead by a loooooong shot honey. Now kiss me~"
Try to kiss the bony construct.
Roll #0 10 = 10
"Dead by a loooooong shot honey. Now kiss me~"
Try to kiss the bony construct.
Roll #0 10 = 10
>>286273
Imagine, if you will, Fullmaster Abilio is a legendary master of the Tartarian Arts, one of a kind in all the world. Fullmaster Abilio is to the Tartarian Arts as you are to necromantic seduction.
Somehow, your erotic musk seeps its way off of this plane and onto the Immortal Plane, driving a being that can no longer feel pleasure to the edge of ecstasy. Your kiss is long and passionate, and he bucks back and forth, scissoring with you a bit, before realizing he no longer has and means of release.
You spend a good, solid hour forcing this reprieveless undead stallion to pleasure you in more ways that any Kama Sutra x Necronomicon crossover could ever detail. Your undead lovingmaking is so simultaneously passionate and disgusting that no one has the heart to tell you that you're still in the middle of town square, even if the blacksmith has disappeared. More than a few fillies are traumatized by the evils of early sex education.
>>286274
You DO manage to roll over and block her, remaining helpless, and taking a wound. Alys, who had collapsed from being bashed against the wall, is now up on her feet and trying to pull you up again.
'1d10+-3'
>>286278
He blushes, and you can't help but think how anyone looking at your table might easily mistake you for straight. He's not even bothering to correct you anymore when you call him a mare.
He hesitantly hazards, "W-what are you doing to do with me?"
Roll #1 1 - 3 = -2
Imagine, if you will, Fullmaster Abilio is a legendary master of the Tartarian Arts, one of a kind in all the world. Fullmaster Abilio is to the Tartarian Arts as you are to necromantic seduction.
Somehow, your erotic musk seeps its way off of this plane and onto the Immortal Plane, driving a being that can no longer feel pleasure to the edge of ecstasy. Your kiss is long and passionate, and he bucks back and forth, scissoring with you a bit, before realizing he no longer has and means of release.
You spend a good, solid hour forcing this reprieveless undead stallion to pleasure you in more ways that any Kama Sutra x Necronomicon crossover could ever detail. Your undead lovingmaking is so simultaneously passionate and disgusting that no one has the heart to tell you that you're still in the middle of town square, even if the blacksmith has disappeared. More than a few fillies are traumatized by the evils of early sex education.
>>286274
You DO manage to roll over and block her, remaining helpless, and taking a wound. Alys, who had collapsed from being bashed against the wall, is now up on her feet and trying to pull you up again.
'1d10+-3'
>>286278
He blushes, and you can't help but think how anyone looking at your table might easily mistake you for straight. He's not even bothering to correct you anymore when you call him a mare.
He hesitantly hazards, "W-what are you doing to do with me?"
Roll #1 1 - 3 = -2
>>286284
Nope, she's now picked up by the dragon and held by his mouth. He is poised to devour her, and Ruxiang is out of bullets. He fruitlessly jabs at its iron scales.
>>286286
Sorry if I didn't make that clear. The blacksmith vanished and a sword+stone was all that was left. I guess all that passion distracted you too much.
Nope, she's now picked up by the dragon and held by his mouth. He is poised to devour her, and Ruxiang is out of bullets. He fruitlessly jabs at its iron scales.
>>286286
Sorry if I didn't make that clear. The blacksmith vanished and a sword+stone was all that was left. I guess all that passion distracted you too much.
>>286303
The guards in town don't give a shit. As long as you take the long way to Humble's house, you can get there without meeting a zealot.
"My name is Fervored Freedom! I am a noble Knight of the Two."
>>286296
You kick off your bags and roll to your feet, just in time to see the Beast From the Far East attempt to devour Alys, resisting.
'1d10'
>>286293
He shakes. "P-p-please I'm a virgin. Please don't put me in bed. I don't wanna be a mare…"
From the phrasing alone you can tell he won't resist you at all.
Roll #1 4 = 4
The guards in town don't give a shit. As long as you take the long way to Humble's house, you can get there without meeting a zealot.
"My name is Fervored Freedom! I am a noble Knight of the Two."
>>286296
You kick off your bags and roll to your feet, just in time to see the Beast From the Far East attempt to devour Alys, resisting.
'1d10'
>>286293
He shakes. "P-p-please I'm a virgin. Please don't put me in bed. I don't wanna be a mare…"
From the phrasing alone you can tell he won't resist you at all.
Roll #1 4 = 4
>>286320
We're in the last couple hundred years of her sentence. He's from long, long, long before the fallout between the sisters.
"I am a noble thirty five. The peak age for chivalry."
>>286321
>>286319
You smash it in the head with the gold, but it doesn't seem to do much. You do a much better job of making off with the money, though, and you all take off, managing to separate yourself from the dragon by the time of the hallway split.
You arch over the picture frame as you jump through it once again, back into the casino. Ruxiang doesn't stop moving when he hits the floor, deftly slicing the head off of a waitress and kicking open the door to the private betting parlor.
"DOOR! NOW!"
We're in the last couple hundred years of her sentence. He's from long, long, long before the fallout between the sisters.
"I am a noble thirty five. The peak age for chivalry."
>>286321
>>286319
You smash it in the head with the gold, but it doesn't seem to do much. You do a much better job of making off with the money, though, and you all take off, managing to separate yourself from the dragon by the time of the hallway split.
You arch over the picture frame as you jump through it once again, back into the casino. Ruxiang doesn't stop moving when he hits the floor, deftly slicing the head off of a waitress and kicking open the door to the private betting parlor.
"DOOR! NOW!"
>>286327
"One does not simply choose between the Two! They go together like night and day, literally! They are inseparable."
>>286328
You bust out onto the streets without much more trouble. Better get back to Humble's to lie low for a while.
>>286330
>>286331
You go twice. The first time, you feel pretty gay about the whole thing, and you send up sucking him off, then going down for a drink to reexamine you life.
The second time, however, he's broken in. She's on her knees, begging like the slutty little mare she is to return the favor, and before long she's fully adapted into her new female persona. You finish with her broken, covered in fluid, lying on the bed, moaning.
"One does not simply choose between the Two! They go together like night and day, literally! They are inseparable."
>>286328
You bust out onto the streets without much more trouble. Better get back to Humble's to lie low for a while.
>>286330
>>286331
You go twice. The first time, you feel pretty gay about the whole thing, and you send up sucking him off, then going down for a drink to reexamine you life.
The second time, however, he's broken in. She's on her knees, begging like the slutty little mare she is to return the favor, and before long she's fully adapted into her new female persona. You finish with her broken, covered in fluid, lying on the bed, moaning.
>>286340
"Sounds like a busy morning. We, of course, have more to do. I'll take a look at this hilt later."
He levitates it away.
"I think we've given Face plenty of time to find sexual release. Marsh, go get him."
A short salute, and he's gone.
>>286343
Ruxiang gives you a half-grin as he offloads his own. "For oaf, you are not so bad. Wish we could have killed the dragon, though. Not enough of us for that."
>>286345
You hear sounds of a struggle from the next room over, as she melts in your arms. "Oh Daddy, thank you for showing me who I am. I don't know why I thought I was a silly little colt. I'm your mare.~"
She snuggles in closer, molding around your member.
Rolling for luck.
'1d10'
Roll #1 6 = 6
"Sounds like a busy morning. We, of course, have more to do. I'll take a look at this hilt later."
He levitates it away.
"I think we've given Face plenty of time to find sexual release. Marsh, go get him."
A short salute, and he's gone.
>>286343
Ruxiang gives you a half-grin as he offloads his own. "For oaf, you are not so bad. Wish we could have killed the dragon, though. Not enough of us for that."
>>286345
You hear sounds of a struggle from the next room over, as she melts in your arms. "Oh Daddy, thank you for showing me who I am. I don't know why I thought I was a silly little colt. I'm your mare.~"
She snuggles in closer, molding around your member.
Rolling for luck.
'1d10'
Roll #1 6 = 6
>>286353
Ruxiang nods. "The dragon is called the Beast From the Far East. I know because I have tried to rob this casino before. Komodo Yakuza, always guarding with dragons."
>>286355
Humble gives you a hoofs up.
>>286358
The wall above your bed, Chip, completely shatters as a stallion is flung across the room, hitting the far wall.
Your lover screams and burrows under the covers, pushing your phallus deeper into her.
The stallion you know as face shakes the dust off himself, draws his blade, and yells, "WATCH OUT!"
A mare jumps through the opening and lands directly on top of the two of you, crushing your partner into you further. She has a longrifle aimed at Face.
Ruxiang nods. "The dragon is called the Beast From the Far East. I know because I have tried to rob this casino before. Komodo Yakuza, always guarding with dragons."
>>286355
Humble gives you a hoofs up.
>>286358
The wall above your bed, Chip, completely shatters as a stallion is flung across the room, hitting the far wall.
Your lover screams and burrows under the covers, pushing your phallus deeper into her.
The stallion you know as face shakes the dust off himself, draws his blade, and yells, "WATCH OUT!"
A mare jumps through the opening and lands directly on top of the two of you, crushing your partner into you further. She has a longrifle aimed at Face.
Felfire [Necromancer] No.286366
>>286363
"Thanks."
Move in close to the skelly.
"You are gonna wait here for a while, okay? Just promise you'll stay safe. And don't look into the light, understood?"
Give him one last quick kiss and turn to the others.
"Is Face coming or not? We got a graveyard to desecrate and he owes me one!"
Roll #0 6 = 6
"Thanks."
Move in close to the skelly.
"You are gonna wait here for a while, okay? Just promise you'll stay safe. And don't look into the light, understood?"
Give him one last quick kiss and turn to the others.
"Is Face coming or not? We got a graveyard to desecrate and he owes me one!"
Roll #0 6 = 6
>>286368
You can pull out, dealing 3d6+4 pleasure to your marefriend. With her demeanor, such critical psyche damage would probably knock her out. Oh wait she's already fainted while still on your dick.
The huntress fires at Face… '1d10'.
>>286370
Abilio frowns. "Face was the one mapping out the city. It's the whole reason I let him free range so much. He explicitly told me he was going to paint the town red. I told him I didn't care what color he used as long as he brought back a map."
Roll #1 6 = 6
You can pull out, dealing 3d6+4 pleasure to your marefriend. With her demeanor, such critical psyche damage would probably knock her out. Oh wait she's already fainted while still on your dick.
The huntress fires at Face… '1d10'.
>>286370
Abilio frowns. "Face was the one mapping out the city. It's the whole reason I let him free range so much. He explicitly told me he was going to paint the town red. I told him I didn't care what color he used as long as he brought back a map."
Roll #1 6 = 6
>>286377
You attack from below, causing her to loose her footing and topple off the bed. Better yet, her rifle gets flung out the window. What luck!
The mare may have been sent sprawling, but she springs to her hooves with her sword drawn in an instant.
"Two unscrupulous pirates in one room? What luck!"
>>286379
You arrive outside the inn just in time to see a rifle flying out the window. It lands at your feet and discharges, breaking something glass. Sounds like there's a fight inside.
You attack from below, causing her to loose her footing and topple off the bed. Better yet, her rifle gets flung out the window. What luck!
The mare may have been sent sprawling, but she springs to her hooves with her sword drawn in an instant.
"Two unscrupulous pirates in one room? What luck!"
>>286379
You arrive outside the inn just in time to see a rifle flying out the window. It lands at your feet and discharges, breaking something glass. Sounds like there's a fight inside.
>>286383
You struggle to figure out how the firing mechanism works. In fact, you are suspicious the barrel is pretty bent from that fall. Not to mention the huge cracks in the butt…
Cracks in the butt.
>>286381
The two of you rush upstairs to find Face bleeding to death on the floor, Chip naked, erection flailing, fighting off a cloaked mare with a sword. Looks like he also bedded a mare.
Also a chunk of wall is missing. Looks like someone came for a visit from the next suite over.
>>286391
Chip swings into the mare, knocking her back against the wall.
You struggle to figure out how the firing mechanism works. In fact, you are suspicious the barrel is pretty bent from that fall. Not to mention the huge cracks in the butt…
Cracks in the butt.
>>286381
The two of you rush upstairs to find Face bleeding to death on the floor, Chip naked, erection flailing, fighting off a cloaked mare with a sword. Looks like he also bedded a mare.
Also a chunk of wall is missing. Looks like someone came for a visit from the next suite over.
>>286391
Chip swings into the mare, knocking her back against the wall.
>>286396
>>286405
>>286407
This time when you try to "go down on her" with your "cudgel", you go wide and she rolls out from under you, tripping you to the ground and pulling loose a pair of flintlocks.
She lets loose a barrage, and all of you catch a few hits from the low-caliber blasts. They must be those fancy revolving flintlocks from the academy.
Sandor catches the worst of it, pinned down by the fire he hits the wall, and having not healed his injuries from before, he's in a grave state.
Sandor has two wounds left and is helpless.
Felfire has three hits left.
Chip has five wounds left and is helpless.
>>286405
>>286407
This time when you try to "go down on her" with your "cudgel", you go wide and she rolls out from under you, tripping you to the ground and pulling loose a pair of flintlocks.
She lets loose a barrage, and all of you catch a few hits from the low-caliber blasts. They must be those fancy revolving flintlocks from the academy.
Sandor catches the worst of it, pinned down by the fire he hits the wall, and having not healed his injuries from before, he's in a grave state.
Sandor has two wounds left and is helpless.
Felfire has three hits left.
Chip has five wounds left and is helpless.
>>286411
You try to stand up, just in time to get caught in the side by a blade.
You have one wound remaining.
>>286412
Seeing her distracted, stabbing Sandor, you take a swing with your "club". She clearly knows how to handle a rifle better than you, though, and grabs it mid-arch and pushes it out of your hand, sending it clattering across the wood floor.
You have one hit left.
You manage to regain your feet, but that's all you can accomplish before she's bearing back down upon you. She swiftly reloads a flintlock and…
'1d10+2'
Roll #1 1 + 2 = 3
You try to stand up, just in time to get caught in the side by a blade.
You have one wound remaining.
>>286412
Seeing her distracted, stabbing Sandor, you take a swing with your "club". She clearly knows how to handle a rifle better than you, though, and grabs it mid-arch and pushes it out of your hand, sending it clattering across the wood floor.
You have one hit left.
You manage to regain your feet, but that's all you can accomplish before she's bearing back down upon you. She swiftly reloads a flintlock and…
'1d10+2'
Roll #1 1 + 2 = 3
>>286417
You charge her, but from her position below she rapidly raises her sword, impaling you on it.
You are helpless with two wounds remaining.
>>286416
Her sword occupied, you have no trouble clambering to your feet. You swear to yourself that you won't be so easily unhooved this time.
>>286418
Sorry, you successfully get up too. You can't suppress from helplessness.
You charge her, but from her position below she rapidly raises her sword, impaling you on it.
You are helpless with two wounds remaining.
>>286416
Her sword occupied, you have no trouble clambering to your feet. You swear to yourself that you won't be so easily unhooved this time.
>>286418
Sorry, you successfully get up too. You can't suppress from helplessness.
>>286423
You "suppress" her body with her own, now that she's on the ground and her weapons have been all occupied.
She can't move or do anything else. Pending any critical failures, she's non-lethally defeated.
"Pirate… scum… four at once…"
>>286425
You're in minor shock as you pull the blade free from her, then from your chest.
>>286426
Even in a state of complete submission, you fail to cleave open her head.
You "suppress" her body with her own, now that she's on the ground and her weapons have been all occupied.
She can't move or do anything else. Pending any critical failures, she's non-lethally defeated.
"Pirate… scum… four at once…"
>>286425
You're in minor shock as you pull the blade free from her, then from your chest.
>>286426
Even in a state of complete submission, you fail to cleave open her head.
Felfire [Necromancer] No.286438
>>286433
"Right. Then you have outlived your usefulness."
Hit her in the head with the flat side of the sword, trying to send her to sleep.
Roll #0 3 = 3
"Right. Then you have outlived your usefulness."
Hit her in the head with the flat side of the sword, trying to send her to sleep.
Roll #0 3 = 3
>>286455
Her features are mostly athletic and muscly. She looks a little stallionish. Very taut and stringy.
>>286457
She finally emerges and heals the two of you. You're feeling much better, all in all.
Now that "she" is out of bed, given her nakedness, it's obvious that it's a stallion. She seems pretty broken in by the way she walks, though.
Her features are mostly athletic and muscly. She looks a little stallionish. Very taut and stringy.
>>286457
She finally emerges and heals the two of you. You're feeling much better, all in all.
Now that "she" is out of bed, given her nakedness, it's obvious that it's a stallion. She seems pretty broken in by the way she walks, though.
>>286480
Marsh and Face are long gone, and now so are Sandor and Felfire.
You struggle to carry the knocked out pony through the streets, and are met with a series of odd looks, but no one stops you until you get to the middle class district. Nurturing Heart parts ways back at the inn.
At the MCD, you notice patrols of guards once again. Do you ditch the body?
Marsh and Face are long gone, and now so are Sandor and Felfire.
You struggle to carry the knocked out pony through the streets, and are met with a series of odd looks, but no one stops you until you get to the middle class district. Nurturing Heart parts ways back at the inn.
At the MCD, you notice patrols of guards once again. Do you ditch the body?
>>286502
He nods. "We need a real healer. Humble's okay with bandages, but I need to go see Doc Peg. Or that dog friend of yours could finally drag back those unicorns he was sent out for. I wonder what he's doing? I could have sworn I saw him bedding a mare in that inn."
>>286503
The patrols are regular. You could try to sneak by at DC9 since you have no talent for stealth, but getting caught me necessitate a bluff.
He nods. "We need a real healer. Humble's okay with bandages, but I need to go see Doc Peg. Or that dog friend of yours could finally drag back those unicorns he was sent out for. I wonder what he's doing? I could have sworn I saw him bedding a mare in that inn."
>>286503
The patrols are regular. You could try to sneak by at DC9 since you have no talent for stealth, but getting caught me necessitate a bluff.