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PirateQuest: Chapter 4.1: Endless Evil Wf+6 392051[Last 50 Posts]

The dock alone is busy. Ponies are everywhere. Ships left and right. Most of the menials move into the city immediately and head off for the red light district, but the city is quite large and much to offer.

Felfire [Necromancer] 392054

>>392051
Fuck the docks.
Find Abilio, I don't want to have anything to do with this place.

Tony [Trickster] 392055

>>392046
>>392048
"Seems to me like both of you should just stay here and have a party on your own."

Light Heart [Warlord] 392056

Hm. Maybe I should seek out Smitts before leaving and see if he has any tasks to be done?

Wf+6 392057

>>392054
He's not in his cabin.

>>392056
Seems he's already departed. Maybe on that dhow acquisition.

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392058

>>392051
I'll clunk my hooves.
"Miss Seas, miss Spring, wait!"

Tela [Spellsword] 392059

>>392049
"Nuts."

>>392048
I just glare at her momentarily.

>>392051
… Right. Head into the city then. See what's what.

Summer Seas [Cleric] 392060

>>392051
I guess I walk over to where the dock meets the town.
Do I see anything interesting?

Light Heart [Warlord] 392061

>>392057
Ah, such a shame.

Guess I'll head into town then. To my minions:
"What do we know about Reptil?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392062

>>392059
"As much as you miss home let's steer away from whorehouses for now and look for some weapons. I want a scope on this revolver. Maybe some extra parts for my rifle too."

Spring Water [Doctor] 392063

>>392060
And I'll trail along
"… This city reeks…"

>>392058
"Huh?"

Felfire [Necromancer] 392064

>>392057
Looks like people are gathering together.
Leave all my stuff here and wear the plain dress I got in Autumnsreach, slipping the now decently-worked horn-catalyst inside it.
Go look at the place from the railings of the ship. Is there any open display of necromancy?

Tela [Spellsword] 392065

>>392062
I turn my head to glare at her
"Yeah? Why the fuck don't you on your own then, princess?"

Wf+6 392066

>>392059
>>392060
There are quite a few ships arriving this morning. It's a good thing you were able to secure a dock to land at all. As you head out toward the city from the port, a pony runs up to you, looking half-mad, "Turn back! You've got to get out now!"

Several other ponies are working their way through the crowd for him.

>>392061
Skylight and Rosemary shrug.

Wark grumbles, "Just a town o' whores an' anarchy. Best do our business 'n move on."

>>392064
Not really, but then, the crowds are thick.

Felfire [Necromancer] 392067

>>392066
Raise the shadow of a seagull or any kind of bird and have him take a good look at the place from the sky.
'1d10'

See anything honey?

Roll #1 4 = 4

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392068

>>392063
>>392060
"Since the funds from the Lunar temple are in your keeping, I thought perhaps you both might like to find a small luxury item? A book, a hat, maybe even something to… defend yourselves?"

Spring Water [Doctor] 392069

>>392068
"Well I do have a sword already…"

>>392066
I look at the madpony confusedly, then step in front of Summer.

Wf+6 392070

>>392067
Not in the dock area.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392071

>>392065
"Because it's more fun with you, silly."
Chuckle again.

>>392066
"Really now?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 392072

>>392066
"I see."
I idly observe the crowd
"Miss Rosemary, what was it that the good commodore spoke to you about?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392073

>>392069
And I'll step beside Spring.
"Miss Seas might need something as well."
"And you might want to keep her on or with you at all times here."

Spring Water [Doctor] 392074

>>392073
I nod
"Right."
I pick up Summer and put her on my back.

Felfire [Necromancer] 392075

>>392070
What do you think of this place?

Since I'm here, search the docks with my gaze for anything unusual. Or dresses.
'1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

Summer Seas [Cleric] 392076

>>392066
"Huh? Why?"
I look at the crazy pony, confused.

Tela [Spellsword] 392077

>>392071
"Too bad I can't say the same."

>>392066
"Yeah yeah, fuck off pal."

Tony [Trickster] 392078

>>392066
Shrug my shoulders and head out as well.
I'm heading out in town as well.
Is the town as chaotic as I hoped?

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392079

>>392077
"And I was about to be generous and pay for what you wanted… oh well."

Wf+6 392080

>>392072
"He gave me that key, and he asked if you were a good leader."

>>392075
Looks pretty chaotic.

No dresses. There was some crazy pony accosting Summer but he's gone now.

>>392076
>>392071
"You can't escape! No hope!"

The other ponies catch up with him and give him a couple punches before restraining him and dragging him off.

>>392078
Yes.

Tela [Spellsword] 392081

>>392079
"And then guiltrip me later right? You think I'm dumb? I know how much you love your damn money, you greedy cunt."

>>392080
I snort
"Looks like somepony couldn't pay his damn debts. Poor bastard."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392082

>>392080
I'll look at that for a moment.
"I wonder if that usually happens here."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392083

>>392081
"It's okay, I see that our friendship is not valuable enough for free stuff for you. More money remaining for me~"

Felfire [Necromancer] 392084

>>392080
I don't really want to dive into that…

Though I bet here I could go hunting without a problem.
Just gonna tell Seekkill.

So, I guess Abilio is balls deep into the Sky right now, uh?

Light Heart [Warlord] 392085

>>392080
"Of course. That is understandable."

Summer Seas [Cleric] 392086

>>392074
"Wha- hey! I wanna walk around too!"
I try to hop off her back.

>>392080
"That pony was weird…"

Spring Water [Doctor] 392087

>>392086
"Not here Summer… This place is very dangerous."
Keep her on there

>>392082
I shake my head
"Wouldn't be too surprised."

Tony [Trickster] 392088

>>392080
Oh boy. dis gun b good
Rub my paws in excitement.
I'm going to walk into the first bar I see.

Tela [Spellsword] 392089

>>392083
"Shut the hell up or I'm dropping you off in the gutter somewhere deep in this city."

Wf+6 392090

>>392084
Skylight is with Light Heart.

>>392088
There's one about thirty feet from the end of the dock.

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392091

>>392086
"Or scared. And stay with your mother, miss Seas. We don't know what could happen here."
>>392087
"So. Where to first? A small shop? Perhaps a book store?"

Spring Water [Doctor] 392092

>>392091
"It's all the same to me really. I'm not sure how much items of use we'll find here though…"

Tony [Trickster] 392093

>>392090
That's further away then I expected.
Go over there and get in.
What does it look like?

Tony [Trickster] 392094

>>392091
"Don't know about you, but I'm hitting the bars."

Summer Seas [Cleric] 392095

>>392087
>>392091
I frown.
"I wanna look around too…"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392096

>>392089
Pout.
"Aww, Tela. Come on. How can I wholeheartedly shoot people with you if you are going to be like that?"

Felfire [Necromancer] 392097

>>392090
Derped. I meant Cloudy Stripes and for some reason tought Cloudy Sky.

Wf+6 392098

>>392093
Mostly built out of driftwood and boat parts. There's a rusty sign that reads: "Screwdriver" on the front. You're not sure if that's the name of the bar.

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392099

>>392090
Should I be worried that was your first response, as opposed to Cloudy Skies?
>>392092
"Then, if we have the funds, we should get something to eat besides the rations on the ship."
>>392094
"Try not to cause too much of a ruckus."
>>392095
"Well, where would you like to go?"

Tela [Spellsword] 392100

>>392096
"Just tell me where you need go go already."

Wf+6 392101

>>392099
He said "the Sky"

>>392097
Well, he's not in his cabin. Yes.

Tony [Trickster] 392102

>>392099
I laugh.
"Here in Reptil? That will be hard."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392103

>>392100
"I told you, let's find a gun shop!"

392104

>>392103
"Right."
Do just that.

Roll #1 3 = 3

Felfire [Necromancer] 392105

>>392101
I still have Curry's shadow, not letting go of that.
How big is the boy down there?

Find someplace private on the boat now that most ponies have left.

Spring Water [Doctor] 392106

>>392102
I frown
"Don't get yourself hurt then."

Summer Seas [Cleric] 392107

>>392099
"Anywhere! I wanna explore the town!"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392108

>>392106
>>392107
"And what is our stock of available funds, if we're not going to miss Topaz to get more?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 392109

>>392107
I approach them
"Do keep in mind that Reptil is quite dangerous. I do not wish to see you all get hurt, so I will join you."

Tony [Trickster] 392110

>>392106
"Don't worry about me."
Reinvent Self (into Spring) '1d10'
"I can handle myself."

Roll #1 5 = 5

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392111

>>392109
I'll nod slightly.
"It might be nice to take the time to walk about and just talk, as well."

Light Heart [Warlord] 392112

>>392111
"Indeed. We do tend to have the most delightful of talks together."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392113

>>392112
"And it would give us all time to really introduce ourselves to each other. I hardly know your two companions, let alone my own sister."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392114

>>392104
"So have anything in your feeble mind on what to do around here, huh?"

Tela [Spellsword] 392115

>>392114
"I was kinda hoping to make some cash off of selling you as a child prostitute actually."

Summer Seas [Cleric] 392116

>>392108
"Uh… I think 9 and a half?"
It is 9 and a half, right?

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392117

>>392115
"Maybe being one worked out for you but it's not my type of business."

Light Heart [Warlord] 392118

>>392113
"I'm sure you will find miss Rosemary and master Wark to be quite agreeable."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392119

>>392116
"That was what I had thought, at last count. But if anyone asks, say only one or two."
>>392118
"Indeed."

Tela [Spellsword] 392120

>>392117
"Doesn't matter, I'll have my cash and you'll have a firm dick in your cunt."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392121

>>392120
"You changed up who wants what, cupcake."

Tela [Spellsword] 392122

>>392121
"Nah, pretty sure I didn't. Hey, not like they'll care your a fucking dyke right? They're just there to fuck a little filly like the sick bastards they are."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392123

>>392122
"Some fucking hypocrite you are!"

Summer Seas [Cleric] 392124

>>392119
"Huh? Why?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392125

>>392124
"The more money others think you may have, the more likely they will try to steal it without you knowing."
I'll rub my beard.
"Merchants especially will do this, and will alter their prices according to how much money you may have. If you show a merchant a bag of coins, suddenly he's the most expensive shop on the street."

Tela [Spellsword] 392126

>>392123
I snicker
"You know I'm just kidding, Emmy. I'd never do that to you, even if you're an annoying cunt."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392127

>>392126
I chuckle along.
"Of course you wouldn't. You love me too much~"

Wf+6 392128

>>392110
You turn into Summer instead. You're a little filly for six seconds.

>>392105
Maximum size. On a d20, nat crit.

392129

>>392127
"Mmmm~"
Casually try and drop her off of my back

Roll #1 8 = 8

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392130

>>392129
Stay on!
'1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

Wf+6 392131

>>392129
>>392130
Emrille slides off your side, but stays clung along your underbelly.

392132

>>392130
Oh no, you're going down.
Shake her off!

Roll #1 6 = 6

Summer Seas [Cleric] 392133

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392134

>>392132
>>392131
"Like fuck I am!"
Crawl back on her backside!
'1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

Wf+6 392135

392136

>>392128
Oh. Oh my.
I know what we could do in the meanwhile~

Lead the shadow somewhere hidden and alone.
And cuddle a bit.
Yeah. All that cute stuff, but nothing else.

Roll #1 3 = 3

Tony [Trickster] 392137

>>392128
"I can handle myself."
Look at her with cute eyes.

Wf+6 392138

>>392134
>>392132
She is shaken off, but flutters back on.

>>392136
They're okay.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392139

>>392138
So did we find a gun shop already?

Wf+6 392140

>>392139
Wrong district, no one is supposed to build shops here!


…They did anyway. You've arrived.

Felfire [Necromancer] 392141

>>392138
Right. So he did not find this strange at all?
Good.
And I really have nothing to do until Abilio is free.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392142

>>392140
"Let's take a look."
Enter.

Spring Water [Doctor] 392143

>>392137
I give him a weirded look
"… Right."

Light Heart [Warlord] 392144

>>392137
"… Now that is quite interesting. I was unaware you had such skills, mister Tony."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392145

>>392137
"Well, that's… odd."

Summer Seas [Cleric] 392146

>>392143
I tap Spring's shoulder.
"Can we gooooo?…"

Tela [Spellsword] 392147

>>392142
"Yeah yeah, hold your horses."

Tony [Trickster] 392148

>>392143
Change back.
"Well that didn't go as expected."
Shrug my shoulders.
"But hey, what you're going to do?"

>>392144
"Something I learned recently, from my new associate."

>>392145
Just grin.

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392149

>>392146
"Yes, let's."
>>392148
"That's an odd trick, mister Tony. Though be careful with it."

Spring Water [Doctor] 392150

>>392146
"Whereto?"

>>392148
"Right…"
I eye him curiously. Could he be a changeling? No, that's ridiculous. Just regular old magic, probably.

Light Heart [Warlord] 392151

>>392148
"Most interesting. I would very much like to meet this associate at some point."

Tony [Trickster] 392152

>>392149
"I can do other forms as well.
Would you like to see yourself Curry?
A unique experience."

>>392151
"Oh you can find him on board. Just look around."

Summer Seas [Cleric] 392153

>>392150
"Anywhere! Just… let's just goooo!"
I nudge Spring to start walking.

Wf+6 392154

>>392142
>>392147
There's a rough looking sort wearing a front-less vest at the counter. There's also an earth pony and a unicorn wearing green in the shop as well. There's music playing from somewhere, but you're not sure where.

You think this shop sucks, because half their stock is shit like sticks and nuts.

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392155

>>392152
"Some other time, perhaps."
>>392153
And wherever they go, Mera and I will follow.

Tela [Spellsword] 392156

>>392154
I just snort
"Oh fuck me…"

Spring Water [Doctor] 392157

>>392153
Right. Random direction, here we go.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392158

>>392154
Raise an eyebrow.
"What sort of shop is this? Tell me the crap is just decoy and you have actually have worthwhile stuff to sell."

Light Heart [Warlord] 392159

>>392152
"I will keep that in mind once we come back then."
Follow the unicorns.

Wf+6 392160

>>392157
'1d10'

>>392158
>>392156
The one in green grumbles something about having to wait until night to get into the bombchu shop, but the pony at the counter shouts over him that they have some specialty stock.

"What do you want my gal?"

Roll #1 4 = 4

Tony [Trickster] 392161

>>392155
>>392159

Grin as they walk away.

Time to check this bar out.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392162

>>392160
"First of all, I want a scope on the back of this."
Show my revolver.

Wf+6 392163

>>392159
>>392157
>>392153
>>392155
You find yourself at what resembles town hall… you think.

There are comfort mares all around the steps leading up, and occasionally, slightly-official looking ponies go to and fro from the hall.

>>392162
"I shouldn't sell this shit to kids, but you got ya momma with ya so who's gonna complain? Aiight I can get you a scope."

Tony [Trickster] 392164

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392165

>>392163
I'll look around a bit.
"Miss Spring, I don't think… we went the right way."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392166

>>392163
Narrow my eyes.
"I'm not a motherfucking kid. It's just age magic. And you won't be treating me like one if you don't want trouble."
Be intimidating.
'1d10+1'

Roll #1 7 + 1 = 8

Spring Water [Doctor] 392167

>>392163
"… Should we really have come here?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 392168

>>392163
"Interesting. I was unaware there was a town hall built here."

>>392167
"I don't see why not?"

Summer Seas [Cleric] 392169

>>392163
Comfort mares?… What are those?
I try to discern their purpose!
'1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392170

>>392168
"I'm not certain ponies of leisure are something we want miss Seas to… see."

Tela [Spellsword] 392171

>>392166
I grin devilishly
"Now now Emmy, be nice to the shopkeeper. I don't want you to use that nasty language, okay?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392172

>>392171
"I'm going to fuck you slowly tonight, Tela, I swear."

Wf+6 392173

>>392161
It's loud. Really loud. There are two bartenders at the counter. In the northeast corner, there are bards performing. Every table is packed. On the west wall, there is a staircase up.

>>392169
They're being led off by amorous stallions (and some mares).

>>392166
>Age magic
>Common knowledge
Still you can make intimidate checks.

"Woah there tiga, ya business is important ta me, settle down. I'll call ya presadent if ya wan."

Tela [Spellsword] 392174

>>392172
I let out a fake gasp
"Emmy! That's no way to talk to momma!"

>>392173
"Yes please. Don't mind my sugarcake here, she's just a little grumpy."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392175

>>392173
It's not common knowledge, that's why I will enlighten ponies not to fuck with me.
Grin.
"Good. Now I believe you have good quality stuff?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392176

>>392174
"I hope momma' likes it rough because I will stick the revolver up your ass and the pull the trigger until it clicks. You are not funny!"

Tony [Trickster] 392177

>>392173
No free tables.
I'll wurm my way through the people and check upstairs.

Light Heart [Warlord] 392178

>>392170
"I am certain they wont be of any harm."
Approach one of the official looking ponies
"A good day to you sir, could you tell me what your function here is?"

Spring Water [Doctor] 392179

>>392173
"We should probably leave now…"

Summer Seas [Cleric] 392180

>>392173
…Huh.

I tug on Spring's shoulder.
"Momma? What are those mares up there doing?"

Tela [Spellsword] 392181

>>392176
"How rude! How would you like to go to bed without dinner tonight, young lady!?"

Spring Water [Doctor] 392182

>>392180
"They… provide company to the lonely, Summer."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392183

>>392181
Two can play that game.
"Eating you out does not constitute as dinner, momma."

Wf+6 392184

>>392178
"That's a good question. I make sure freedom happens. All your freedom? That's freedom that I fought for you to have. That's what I love about freedom. How free it is. Freedom really is just totally, genuinely, patriotically free. Remember to vote for Cloud King for seat three in the upcoming election."

>>392177
Upstairs, there are doors to your right and left. The hallway continues to the end and takes a right.

>>392175
"Sure thing… we got scopes. I can get you fit."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392185

>>392184
Turn attention back to him momentarily.
"How much for the scope for the revolver?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 392186

>>392184
"Cloud King? Pray tell, who is that? I am not from around town, you see."

392187

>>392183
I slap her
"Bad filly!"

Roll #1 6 = 6

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392188

>>392187
Can I dodge that by flying up?
'1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

Tony [Trickster] 392189

>>392184
Follow the hallway.

Wf+6 392190

>>392186
He puts a hoof on your shoulder and looks you in the eye before giving you a big, shiny smile. "I'm Cloud King, your town representative. Like I said, I make sure you get all the freedom you need. Freedom."

>>392185
"About tree fiddy."

Wf+6 392192

>>392188
>>392187
You do dodge up, but you don't get far enough, and she ends up slapping your backside. You collapse in front of her.

Spankings are child abuse, right?

Light Heart [Warlord] 392193

>>392190
"Interesting. How many seats are there? I was unaware this town had a form of government at all."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392194

>>392187
"Motherfucker… I'll get you back on that!"

>>392190
"…what?"

Felfire [Necromancer] 392195

What am I even waiting for.

Wf+6 392196

>>392193
"A lot of people think that, and it's up to me to prove them wrong. I spend a lot of time every night fighting for YOUR needs! There are six council seats right now."

>>392195
Sex to end…?

Fervored nuzzles you as you cuddle. Apparently it's not cheering you up.

>>392194
"About tree fiddy."

Wf+6 392197

>>392189
You come out onto a balcony. You can see the patrons below. There's a landing ahead that has more tables on it.

Tela [Spellsword] 392198

>>392194
"Unruly little fillies should be disciplined~"

Felfire [Necromancer] 392199

>>392196
Happarently I am.
Push him away softly.
You are cold.

Summer Seas [Cleric] 392200

>>392182
"So they talk to them?"
I tilt my head at her.
"I wonder what they talk about…"
I hop off Spring's back and run over to one of them! '1d10'
"Miss, what do you talk to people about?"

Roll #1 1 = 1

Tony [Trickster] 392201

>>392197
Are those tables free? Is there room for me to sit and drink?

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392202

>>392196
Roll my eyes.
"I will give part of this."
Show a doubloon.

>>392198
"I will discipline you all right. I love the way you squirm when you want more."

Light Heart [Warlord] 392203

>>392196
"Of course you do."
I chuckle
"Well mister Cloud, I wish you luck."

392204

>>392200
Oh moon, try and stop her!

Roll #1 10 = 10

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392205

>>392200
Oh dear no.
After her.

Tela [Spellsword] 392206

>>392202
"Awww, are you grumpy wumpy?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392207

>>392206
"Just as grumpy as your cunt is loose."

Tela [Spellsword] 392208

>>392207
I just snicker

Wf+6 392209

>>392199
He frowns.

You too, I'm afraid.

>>392200
You leap wildly off Spring's back. Before you can injure yourself, Cloud King sweeps you up in his hooves and kisses you on the forehead.

"See? I kiss fillies on the head. That proves I'm a family stallion. Vote Cloud King for seat three."

>>392201
Just one of them is.

>>392202
He shakes his head. "Sorry, gonna be a lot more than that. Not bad though."

>>392203
"Thank you. Help me help you help us all."

>>392204
You deftly seize Summer from Cloud King.

"I was going to give her back, of course. Vote Cloud King."

Tony [Trickster] 392210

>>392209
Get over there and get my seat.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392211

>>392209
"Pfft. Sure fucking thing. Show me the scope first. I don't want junk."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392212

>>392209
"Can out-of-towners even vote?"

Spring Water [Doctor] 392213

>>392209
"… Right. Uh… sure."
I look at Summer a little angrily.

Felfire [Necromancer] 392214

>>392209
Shrudder and look away.

It's still here, I went to sleep thinking about it.

Wf+6 392215

>>392211
"Gotta be custom fit, lil' lady – er, presadent. But I can show you a model."

He produces a pretty solidly smithed scope with fine lenses.

>>392210
After a while a waitress mare arrives.

>>392212
"Yes! As long as you don't tell the ponies at the poll you're from out of town. Vote Cloud King!"

Wf+6 392216

>>392214
I told you that you'd have to confront it, love. I wonder when you'll learn I know what's best? But I will let you do as you wish, though it pains me to see you this way.

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392217

>>392215
"I'll… keep that in mind."
"Perhaps we should go, miss Spring."
"Cloud King, perhaps you could answer a small question. Where might a group our size find room to have a good meal?"

Tony [Trickster] 392218

>>392215
Smile.
"Hey there, sweetie. What's your best beer?"

Felfire [Necromancer] 392219

>>392216
Stare at the ground for a few minutes.

How was your room, as a kid?

Felfire [Necromancer] 392220

>>392219
That was supposed to be italic.

Spring Water [Doctor] 392221

>>392217
"Yeah…"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392222

>>392215
"…okay, that looks decent. How much then?"

Summer Seas [Cleric] 392223

>>392215
"Are you running for… uh… something something in the government, mister Cloud Wing?"

Wf+6 392224

>>392217
"Thénardiers have a nice place up on Winslow Street. Vote Cloud King."

>>392218
"Eaglecrest Special Reserve. Imported from the mainland's exotic frozen wasteland. Supposedly it's made by master brewers who kill each other with their bare hooves for the title of greatest brewer. You can taste the blood, sweat, and tears in every sip!"

>>392222
"About tree fiddy."

>>392219
I was educated under Lord Greenshield. He didn't have much time for me, so he put me in a convent. I spent most of my years under a vow of silence until I was chosen for the Holy Order of the Victorious Morning Glory.

>>392223
"To keep my position defending YOU from those tyrants who want to take away your freedom. Vote Cloud King. With a 'K' in King."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392225

>>392224
"Thank you."
And then let's start ushering the group away from the politician. Politely.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392226

>>392224
Place two doubloons on the counter.
"This should be more than enough."

Wf+6 392227

>>392226
He bites one, and places both on the scale.

"This is one. I'm gonna need about tree fiddy."

>>392225
As you go, he shouts, "DON'T FORGET TO VOTE FOR CLOUD KING!"

Light Heart [Warlord] 392228

>>392225
I chuckle as I follow him.
"What a lovely stallion."

Felfire [Necromancer] 392229

>>392224
That's… That sounds nice. So nice. Silence.

Open my hooves towards him, asking him to come closer, to hug me again.

I can remember only the sweet smell of oppium.

Summer Seas [Cleric] 392230

>>392227
>>392228
"He was weird… so where are we going now?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392231

>>392228
"Yes. Never was much one for politics. Didn't really come up, living under a rock."
I'll shake my head.
"So, to Thénardiers? Or should we wander about a bit longer?"

Tony [Trickster] 392232

>>392224
"Sounds tasty. A pint of that for me."

Light Heart [Warlord] 392233

>>392230
"To go eat, little Summer."

>>392231
"Yes, that sounds delightful."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392234

>>392227
"Bullshit! That's already a lot!"
Flick a third doubloon there.
"You drive a hard bargain, but don't think you can rip me off."

Wf+6 392235

>>392229
He joins you close.

I know it was unpleasant.

>>392232
"Certainly, Mister…?"

Summer Seas [Cleric] 392236

>>392231
>>392233
"I still wanna go talk to one of those, uh, comfort mares!"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392237

>>392236
"When you're older."

Spring Water [Doctor] 392238

>>392236
"Those aren't meant for fillies, Summer…"

Wf+6 392239

>>392234
"Look, kid, good glass blowers are hard to commission. You know someone who blows well and cheap? I sure don't. What you're asking for is the cost of just the glass in this thing. Not even counting the metal or labor!"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392240

>>392239
"Yeah, and these fucking things are worth a lot! How many of them do you fucking want?"

Felfire [Necromancer] 392241

>>392235
Stay silent for while, maybe a few minutes, maybe a whole lot more, before finally standing up and heading for the deck.

Good thing I remember nothing else.

Smile a little to myself and step back into the fresh air.
What's going on around the ships?
'1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

Summer Seas [Cleric] 392242

>>392237
>>392238
"Aww…"
I pout.

Tony [Trickster] 392243

>>392235
"Felix. And what's your name?"

Wf+6 392244

>>392240
"Look, maybe I can get something more for your price range."

He pulls out a Scope of +0.

"I can give you this for one fiddy."

>>392241
They're ghostships! The crews have abandoned them in favor of hedonism.

Al-Jinn and Ruxiang are on guard duty.

Wf+6 392245

>>392243
"Bubbly Waters, Mister Felix. I'll be right back with your drink."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392246

>>392242
"Don't worry. By the time we leave, I'm certain you'll have picked up all sorts of bits of information you'll wish you never had!"
I'll give a small chuckle.

Light Heart [Warlord] 392247

>>392242
I chuckle
"Such a curious filly."
I look around
"Shall we move on?"
I turn to my followers
"Do any of you have any suggestions?"

Tony [Trickster] 392248

>>392245
"Take your time." Grin.
Take a look around. What's going on around here?

Felfire [Necromancer] 392249

>>392244
Well fuck.
I don't think I've ever actually spoken to anyone of them, actually.
Approach Al-Jinn.

"Everypony left?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392250

>>392244
"…fucking fine. But if turns out shit I will hunt you down, and I won't need the broken one for that."
Give him tree fiddy

Summer Seas [Cleric] 392251

>>392246
"I wish I never had? What's that supposed to mean?"

>>392247
"I just wanna know!"

Wf+6 392252

>>392247
Skylight and Wark motion to get off of these streets with all this rampant hedonism.

Rosemary wants to do whatever you want to do.

>>392248
Heavy drinking, mostly. Everyone up here is relatively quiet compared to the loud parties downstairs.

>>392249
"Just us, and a few stragglers. The Fullmaster is still aboard the Darklantern."

>>392250
Got Scope of +1 Marksman Shot.

He grins. "Enjoy. Tell yer friends."

Felfire [Necromancer] 392253

>>392252
Groan.
"He won't leave that room for another few hours, right?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392254

>>392252
"Yeah, sure."

Since Tela is gone, I'm going to call it a night too

Light Heart [Warlord] 392255

>>392251
"As your mother said earlier, they provide company to the lonely."

>>392252
"Perhaps some shopping would be in order as well, if we disregard lunch."

"Felix" [Trickster] 392256

>>392252
See if I can talk to somepony.
'1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

Wf+6 392257

>>392253
"I could not say for certain. If I were you, I'd impress him, though."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392258

>>392251
"It means that making mistakes and asking the wrong questions can lead to you knowing something that you would have been happier not knowing."
I'll shake my head.
"But, making mistakes is part of growing up."
>>392255
"We could do both, as well. Eat a modest lunch, and hit a shop. Or the other way around."

Summer Seas [Cleric] 392259

>>392255
"I mean I wanna know what they talk about! Someone who talks to ponies who are lonely must have interesting things to say…"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392260

>>392259
"Sometimes all a lonely pony needs is a listening ear, miss Seas."

Felfire [Necromancer] 392261

>>392257
"Tried that once already, didn't exactly work out. But I will give it a try."

And off to the Darklantern I go.

Light Heart [Warlord] 392262

>>392258
"Please, do lead the way."

>>392259
I smile
"If you are hungry for stories, you should have asked before. I've got quite a few."

Wf+6 392263

>>392256
You badger a nearby cloaked stallion.

"Whaddya want?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392476

IN THE PAST, DURING THE SECOND DAY OF THE TRAVEL

I look for Spring.

Spring Water [Doctor] 392477

>>392476
So this is on the way to Reptil?
"Ah, Emrille. Need me for something?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392478

>>392477
Yes. Something must have happened, duh! Time does not dissappear just because we skip over it!
I chuckle.
"Heh, you could say that."

Spring Water [Doctor] 392479

>>392478
"Alright then, plenty of time now that we're on the move again. I sure can't wait to get to Reptil."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392480

>>392479
I shrug.
"Eh, can't be that bad."

Spring Water [Doctor] 392481

>>392480
"I've heard plenty about it, it's not exactly a town with a good reputation."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392482

>>392481
"Eh, even if it's a shithole, we are not planning on settling down. Just getting some supplies and all that crap."

Spring Water [Doctor] 392483

>>392482
"Mmmm, just be sure to watch yourself there. Plenty of charlatans and scoundrels about."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392484

>>392483
I let out a laugh.
"I think I will be fine, thank you."

Spring Water [Doctor] 392485

>>392484
I shake my head
"I'm not joking Emrille."
I poke her with a hoof
"You may have a gun, but you're still small. I hope you're not intending on walking around on your own."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392486

>>392485
Look at her with a serious face.
"Spring, I have made a living as an actual filly with a pistol that was falling apart and couldn't shoot ice or set ponies on fire, not to mention I think I can draw a gun faster and more accurately too. Those streets might have been not as shit as Reptil but I think I will be fine."

Spring Water [Doctor] 392487

>>392486
I roll my eyes
"Fine then. But don't come crying to me if you get jumped by some gang or something."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392488

>>392487
"Hey, there's always Tela. You on the other hoof.."

Spring Water [Doctor] 392489

>>392488
"What do you mean?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392490

>>392489
"If I won't be there, who will watch over you? I hope you are not planning on strolling there alone."

Spring Water [Doctor] 392491

>>392490
"Well Curry will be there for one."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392492

>>392491
I let out a short laugh.
"You cannot be fucking serious."

Spring Water [Doctor] 392493

>>392492
"Yes Emrille, I know you hate him. You don't need to tell me again."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392494

>>392493
I shake my head.
"No. I'm serious. He would sooner get all of you killed than do anything useful."

Spring Water [Doctor] 392495

>>392494
I frown
"Now that's just a mean thing to say."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392496

>>392495
"It's not personal. It's just something anypony with open eyes can see. I mean, you saw what he did back down there. Almost got us killed over nothing."

Spring Water [Doctor] 392497

>>392496
"He made a mistake, yes. But that doesn't mean he's useless."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392498

>>392497
"He is yet to prove it otherwise. Just because he wants to be a mare…"
I smirk.
"Whoops… I don't think I was supposed to say that."

Spring Water [Doctor] 392499

>>392498
I raise a brow
"What?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392500

>>392499
"Don't tell him I told you that, okay?"

Spring Water [Doctor] 392501

>>392500
I scrunch.
"Where did you even get that from?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392502

>>392501
"From him of course… You see, when I planned to shoot him but you told me not to, we actually talked. He turned out to be decent, too. But then he dropped this… You heard of that altar, right?"

Spring Water [Doctor] 392503

>>392502
"You know, I find that really hard to believe that he would tell you such a thing."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392504

>>392503
I shrug.
"Hey, I was confused at first too… but I guess it's just his way of trying to build relations? I mean, he lived under a rock. Wouldn't surprise me."

Spring Water [Doctor] 392505

>>392504
"Wait so… what did he tell you?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392506

>>392505
Glance around.
"Can you keep it a secret? I don't think he'd appreciate that I spilled the beans, but, hey… if anypony, you should know."

Spring Water [Doctor] 392507

>>392506
"… Okay?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392508

>>392507
I shrug again.
"So yeah, that's what he told me. He wants to be a pretty mare. The reasons are beyond me… weird, huh?"

Spring Water [Doctor] 392509

>>392508
"Really Emrille, I find that incredibly hard to believe."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392510

>>392509
"Everypony has their quirks… At least now I'm fairly sure he's not into fillies. I wasn't certian before."

Spring Water [Doctor] 392511

>>392510
I tense up slightly
"Wait what? Into fillies? Why would you think that?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392512

>>392511
"He wanted to spend an awfully long amount of time nearby Summer, and yeah, okay, it's his destiny to protect him and everything. That wasn't suspicios… until Abilio started to turn me into a filly. Now, that he made any moves or anything, but ever since I am small, he's been just… strange."
Sit down on my flank.
"But I don't think we have to worry. Maybe he really is just a weirdo and there is nothing more to it."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392513

>>392512
Not that he made a move*

Spring Water [Doctor] 392514

>>392512
I frown deeply but don't respond

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392515

>>392514
Wave my hoof around.
"Aaaanyway… enough talk about him, okay? I didn't want to spend time with you just to talk about him."

Chip(DD knight) 392516

Walk around the ship and ask the crew on whom to ask for my reward/prize in the vault raid.

Fidget 392517

>>392516
And I'll be walking around as well. Perhaps even bumping into you.
"Ah, mister Chip! Good to see you up and about. Matter of fact, I had something I think miss Topaz or yourself would like to take a look at."

Spring Water [Doctor] 392518

>>392515
"Right, right… I'll have to talk to him too though."
I shake my head
"Anyway, what do you want to talk about?"

Chip(DD knight) 392519

>>392517
I scratch my head.
"Ms. Topaz? She is the ship's smith, a good one at that too."
I then fold my arm.
"What is it?'

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392520

>>392518
"I was just saying what I thought. Honesty is a virtue and all that."
Scoot closer.
"And… well, anything, really."

Fidget 392521

>>392519
"It's this odd ore we recovered from the vault. Looks a bit otherworldly."
I'll produce it, and hoof it over.

Chip(DD knight) 392522

>>392521
I fawn at the odd ore.
"Oooohh, now thats a beauty you got there. How did I miss such a thing?"

I then look at him.
"So… who officially owns this… rock?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392523

>>392522
"Whoever can make use of it, I suppose. Which is why I was thinking of bringing it to either miss Topaz or yourself."

Spring Water [Doctor] 392524

>>392520
"Well I doubt you'd want to talk about medicine."
I shrug
"I'm really not that exciting of a mare."

Chip(DD knight) 392526

>>392523
I scratch my head.
"Well I am not yet a smith, well not a smith of Topaz calibre that is. Makes me wonder why not bring it to her straight and hand it to me first. Not that I am complaining of course."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392527

>>392524
I grin.
"Oh but you are. You sure caught my eye… and I have a very good one. Required for the job…"
Chuckle.
"You should stop thinking so little of yourself, Spring."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392528

>>392526
"Well, if you bring it to her, she might actually let you work with it. If I do it, well, it's likely neither of us will ever see it again."

Spring Water [Doctor] 392529

>>392527
I snort
"It's not that I think lowly of myself. It's just the truth. This is the farthest of home I've been in ten years. Heck, I barely left home in the last ten years."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392531

>>392529
Nudge her with a hoof.
"Come on, don't play hard to get."
Take a pause with a smile before continuing.
"You must have some sort of fun story about being a doctor! Ponies sticking stuff that doesn't belong anywhere near the holes they were stuck? Amusing injuries? Anything?"

Chip(DD knight) 392533

>>392528
I look at the rock again and then store it in my bag of holding.
"I'll make sure to show it to her first and ask her if she know anything on it. Perhaps she might know a thing or two."

I then look at the sea and breath the fresh air.
"Just days before we dock to that city, what will you do when you got there?" I grin

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392534

>>392533
"Mostly the same as usual, mister Chip. From what I've heard, Reptil isn't exactly the safest place, and miss Seas will need all the protection she can get there."
I'll look out over the railings as well.
"Though, I wouldn't mind taking a little time to speak with my sister a bit more."

Spring Water [Doctor] 392536

>>392531
I snort softly
"Well I did work in a nursing home for some time before I graduated. Not the most joyous of places."

Chip(DD knight) 392538

>>392534
"Oooohh Reptil, here I come." I shake with excitement.
"I will smoke all the smokes, drink all the wine and fuck every whore in the city."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392539

>>392536
"Do I need to get some pliers, Spring?"

Chip(DD knight) 392540

>>392538
"Perhaps not in that order but who cares." I laugh heartily.

Spring Water [Doctor] 392541

>>392539
"Huh?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392543

>>392538
>>392540
"Well, if you manage to do that, and there's still time left before we leave, what will be left for you to do? Or on the next visit?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392545

>>392541
"It's easier to get rid of a squib from the barrel than to squeeze a conversation out of you!"

Spring Water [Doctor] 392547

>>392545
I scrunch again
"Well I'm sorry. I'm just not good at making small-talk."

Chip(DD knight) 392548

>>392543
"What to do? Of course do the same thing again. Smoking, Drinking, Partying, Fuckin, Sleeping, who will grow tired of that?" I raised my eyebrow while smiling.

"Besides I died three times in a day, perhaps this time I could 'give life' to others." I nudge him knowingly.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392549

>>392547
"We could make something else then…"

Spring Water [Doctor] 392551

>>392549
"… Like?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392552

>>392551
Grin slyly.
"Out."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392553

>>392548
I'll just shake my head a little.
"You're quite the vigorous fellow, mister Chip. But do be careful as well. A lusty fellow such as yourself could find himself taken for quite the ride."

Spring Water [Doctor] 392554

>>392552
I roll my eyes
"Ha. Ha. Ha."

[lemon] 392556

>>392553
"Oh we will see." I grin for a moment.

……….
…………….
"You have a sister?! In this ship?!" I stare at him stunned.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392557

>>392554
"What if I am not joking?"

Chip(DD knight) 392558

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392559

>>392556
"I was surprised as well. It seems she was one of the vault guards in Autumnsreach."
I'll shake my head a little.
"Though, it's easy to suspect we're related since we practically look the same. At least as far as colors go."

Spring Water [Doctor] 392561

>>392557
"Then I would politely refuse. You are a mare after all. Imagine how much that would harm my reputation."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392562

>>392561
I look hurt at that.
"Hey! Just because I prefer mares I have feelings too!"

Chip(DD knight) 392563

>>392559
I then put my paws on my chin and relax on deck.
"Vault guard? Nice of you for planting family members in the most important places. Its a good thing no one sees her as a… what do you call that? A lunite right?" I grin at him.

Spring Water [Doctor] 392564

>>392562
"You said Curry wants to be a mare… maybe you just secretly want to be a stallion too?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392565

>>392564
I smirk.
"Oh not at all…"
Lower my voice and speak in a sultry tone.
"You cannot even begin to imagine the things two mares can give each other…"

Spring Water [Doctor] 392566

>>392565
"Riiiight, so how many hearts have you conquered already in your lifetime, Emrille?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392567

>>392566
"Depending on what you mean, the answer varies between one and three."

Spring Water [Doctor] 392568

>>392567
"… Tela?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392569

>>392563
I'll less enthusiastically return the grin.
"Seems she was born after I was washed away. She didn't know she had a brother, either. Odd coincidence, though."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392571

>>392568
I let out a hearthy laugh.
"Hell no. As big of a slut she is, we didn't get very far with each other."

Chip(DD knight) 392572

>>392569
"Oh, you two didnt know each other? Well that is most…. unfortuante?" I scratch my head.

"How did you two know, you're brother and sisters? Are you even sure?"

Spring Water [Doctor] 392573

>>392571
"'Not very far'? So there were feelings then?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392575

>>392573
"Uh… Sort of maybe?"

Spring Water [Doctor] 392576

>>392575
"… You know I can't help but feel there still are. The way you two act around each other…"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392578

>>392572
"The spirit that was guarding the vault pretty much explained it. Apparently the dead can see connections the living don't."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392580

>>392576
"As much as I like to tease her, we are just friends now! We just go way back and everything, of course I'm going to be genial with her!"

Spring Water [Doctor] 392581

>>392580
"I don't know Emrille… the two of you together would be pretty cute."
I chuckle

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392583

>>392581
Wave a hoof around.
"Ehh, she's a dumb mudpony… I think clever unicorns are my thing~"

Spring Water [Doctor] 392588

>>392583
"Is that so? Now where on earth would you find one of those?"

Chip(DD knight) 392590

>>392578
"So the spirits told you I see." I shrug. "Well I can hardly judge since I am no wizard or necromancer myself."

"So how do you feel? I mean knowing you have a sister?" I ask as I relax myself on the deck.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392591

>>392588
Poke her with a hoof and grin.
Oh, and that hoof can stay there for a while too.

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392594

>>392590
"Confused, slightly. A bit happy, since she seems to like me, but then again I'm a little angry at my parents for basically scrapping me and starting over. But more than anything I'm worried. Just because not all pirates are cutthroat thieving murderers doesn't mean they won't toy with her affections, or deceive her in some way."
I'll sigh.
"It's… exhausting, actually. And I'm starting to feel a bit guilty about worrying more over her than miss Seas."

Spring Water [Doctor] 392596

>>392591
"Well I suppose I would constitute as one. I'm a unicorn at least. But… I already told you I'm really not sure about other mares."

Chip(DD knight) 392597

>>392594
"Uuuhhrmmm.." I nod.
"Can you introduce me to her?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392598

>>392596
"You just haven't tried."
Ever so slightly caress her with that hoof.

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392599

>>392597
I'll glance at Chip for a second.
"Well… I don't see why not. You've done me no wrongs, after all. Just… don't view her in the same light as the comfort mares of Reptil, mister Chip. Not that I would expect you to, it's just something that I feel needs to be said. Told miss Light Heart the same."

Chip(DD knight) 392600

>>392599
"I… ahh of course! Why would I? Just friendly conversation, nothing more." I grin.

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392602

>>392600
"You're a fellow of charm, mister Chip. One can never be too careful, after all. Seeing her heartbroken would be just awful."
And then, I suppose we'll go try to find Skylight, but run into Spring and Emrille instead.
>>392596
>>392598
"Miss Spring, Emrille! What odd coincidence."

Spring Water [Doctor] 392603

>>392598
"… Maybe not, but I don't think it would change my mind if I did."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392605

>>392603
"Doesn't mean you can't give it at least a chance!"

>>392602
I glance up at him and groan.
Hoof still on Spring though.

Spring Water [Doctor] 392606

>>392605
I scrunch
"I don't want to give you false hope, Emrille."

>>392602
"Curry… this is really not the time."

Chip(DD knight) 392609

>>392602
Pffff….
"Wha:… " stand there in confusion for a moment.

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392610

>>392605
>>392606
I'll glance at Emrille's hoof, and its location.
"So I see. My apologies, I hadn't thought the two of you were that… close."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392611

>>392606
"Just a sec…"

>>392610
"Yeah, yeah, come on, scurry."

Chip(DD knight) 392612

>>392610
"What do you mean by.. Ooooohhh…" I grin,

Spring Water [Doctor] 392614

>>392610
"That's exactly what we are discussing. About where the borders of our closeness lie."
I shuffle away slightly from Emrille
"It seems like our ideas are somewhat different."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392615

>>392614
I frown as she makes distance, then glare daggers at Curry.

"And I would like to have that chat in private, got it?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392616

>>392615
I'll nod slightly to Emrille.
"My apologies for intruding. We were simply looking for Skylight, and it seems we ran across you two first. We'll be on our way immediately."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392617

>>392616
"Yeah, yeah, cut the crap and fuck off, I'm running out of patience!"

Chip(DD knight) 392618

>>392617
"I didnt know you're into… uhh yeah. Nice." I smile.

>>392616
"Well… we've just arrived."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392620

>>392617
I'll shrug slightly, and then I'll start heading off again.
>>392618
"It would be rude to linger, however."
On my way away, I'll whisper a little to Chip.
"Ever since Emrille was shrunk down, her patience always seems to be in short supply."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392621

>>392618
Roll my eyes.
"Yeah, okay, do I need to spell fuck off for you to get it? Unless you want to talk about things."
Narrow my eyes.

>>392620
Wait for them to leave.

Spring Water [Doctor] 392622

>>392618
>>392620
I shake my head silently as they go.

Chip(DD knight) 392625

>>392621
"Oh no, not now." I smile back then quickly kneel down and whisper.
"Will make the atmosphere sour for both of us." then follow Curry.

>>392620
Follow him.
Well, she is a filly that always get riled up, makes her more cute."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392626

>>392625
>>392622
Turn back to her once they are gone.
"Great…"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392628

>>392625
I'll shake my head and chuckle.
"If her tongue were less sharp, I could see it. And it seems she's no intention to live out her youth again as miss Spring's daughter."

Spring Water [Doctor] 392630

>>392626
"Mmmm?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392633

>>392630
I sigh.
"So… where were we…"

Chip(DD knight) 392634

>>392628
"Yeah, its really weird. Well not that I am complaining or anything."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392635

>>392634
"It would only do her good, really. An orphan having a second chance at life, this time with a loving parent? Any urchin off the street would jump at that chance."
I'll sigh a little.
"I'd probably jump at that chance…"

Chip(DD knight) 392637

>>392635
"Whoa, you really want to be a little colt again? Being little is annoying…. and little." I frown.

Spring Water [Doctor] 392638

>>392633
"Like I said… I don't want to disappoint you by regretting rushing into a relationship. I just… I don't see me being together with another mare."
I smile and take her hoof
"But that doesn't mean I don't want to be friends with another mare… or maybe even something more than that. I may be a little rusty on the social side, but I can improve. Help you back for looking out for us."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392639

>>392637
I'll shake my head.
"Not really. Can't do my job if I'm that small. It's… the having a family part, though."

Chip(DD knight) 392640

>>392639
I think for a minute or two.
"Well now that you put it like that, being a child has its pro's and cons. I will not mind suckling on Spring's……"

I then look at Curry
"….. hooves."

…..
"Well, that is quite awkward."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392641

>>392640
"She is a lovely mare, Chip, so I don't completely blame you for that thought."
I'll give a short laugh.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392642

>>392638
I frown slightly, but my eyes light up when she takes my hoof.
"Can't you at least… give it a try? Even if you don't see yourself like that? A trial time or something? Just a bit more than friends?"

Chip(DD knight) 392643

>>392641
I lower my head(hiding my embarassment) while scratching my head.
"You are quite right on that, well all of the females in the ship are. Even Topaz if you ask me." I grin.

…..
"Say, why are you not hitting on her?" I raise my eyebrow.

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392644

>>392643
"Because I don't think she wants me to. And I think, really… I embarrass her. So far, mister Chip, you've been doing better at the job I've been training my life for. And then there was the complete mess in the vault down there with the pirates…"
I'll shake my head.
"I nearly got miss Seas killed through a kneejerk reaction. What sort of guardian does that?"

Spring Water [Doctor] 392645

>>392642
"A trial time? That's… silly."
I shake my head
"You can't force these type of things, Emrille. That much I know. I just don't think I would ever give you the love you deserve. Well… not that type of love anyway."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392646

>>392645
I frown even harder.
"So you want me to change who I am entirely while you don't even care to try?"

Chip(DD knight) 392647

>>392644
"Eehhh… I dont know, all I do is just put myself between anyone who needs defending and it works out just fine. You just have to learn who to defend when the fighting gets tough."

"Perhaps you are being too…. passive aggresive? A fighter knows when when will he be passive or aggressive. When to sacrifice for the group and of course, when to run. Its all instinct I think." I shrug.

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392648

>>392647
"Well, that might be it, mister Chip. I was pretty much raised by myself. Lacking the group, I didn't really get that sort of practice in. So that instinct, if that's what it is… is either not there, or dulled to the point I can't feel it."
I'll shake my head.
"Time will take care of that, I suppose."

Spring Water [Doctor] 392649

>>392646
"What? Of course I'll try! I'll do my best to become a better friend for one. I'll… I'll become more approachable. Like I said, you've helped us out a lot and for that I'm grateful. I should have shown so before."

Chip(DD knight) 392650

>>392648
I put a paw on his shoulder while grinning.
"I say, you go for her. Remember that time has its limits, that is why I am living my life as much as a dog can. As a pirate can."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392651

>>392649
"I'd appreciate that, but… The best way you could show that you really care is if you would at least give it a chance."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392652

>>392650
"Unfortunately, it's not just miss Spring's opinions of me that stop me. Were it not for Emrille and miss Light Heart, miss Spring, miss Seas, miss Mera, and myself would have been dead the day after we came up from the temple."
I'll sigh.
"So, it seems I was in Emrille's debt. Which she is taking great advantage of."

Chip(DD knight) 392653

>>392652
"Oh I see. that crafty little thing." I grin.
I then sit next to Curry.
"So you dont have any plans? That will mean you will just sit this one out if you dont do some actions in the future."

Spring Water [Doctor] 392654

>>392651
I scrunch once again
"I just don't understand why you are so set on me…"
I pick her up from the floor
"And not only are you a mare… you look like a filly right now. That would just be… weird. Even weirder than it already is for me."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392655

>>392653
"My major plan was to get miss Spring to adopt Emrille instead. I'm the one who suggested the idea to miss Spring, and if nothing else it's certainly slowed her down."
I'll chuckle a little.
"Though, I did say when I first met her, and recognized her affections for miss Spring, that I wouldn't begrudge her winning. Besides, there are other fish in the sea, as it's said."
I'll smile a little sadly.
"Perhaps I'll meet a mare who doesn't have a trigger-happy filly in love with them, eh?"

Chip(DD knight) 392656

>>392655
"Hmmmm… "

"Oh oh why not go for Light Heart?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392657

>>392656
"She already has miss Rosemary. And the altar, apparently, so they can have children."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392658

>>392654
"Because you… I can't really explain it. I don't think it would be even real if I could."
I smile as she picks me up.
"I just look like one. I am still a mare with an adult mind… and just think of it like this - if you could, say, kiss me like this, you would have no problems doing the same with me looking like an adult again! It just make things easier, really."

Chip(DD knight) 392659

>>392657
"And Tela?"

Spring Water [Doctor] 392660

>>392658
"I don't think you understand, Emrille. As a mother… I can only see you as being helpless in this state. Something I should protect. I mean… you wouldn't harbor the same feelings for me if I was a small colt either. Or heck, even an adult stallion."
I chuckle at the thought

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392661

>>392659
"She doesn't strike me as the type to settle down."
I'll chuckle a little.
"Though I suppose pursuing her would give Emrille even more to laugh about. Honestly I think she's projecting her own crush onto Tela. Though there may be something to it, with how Tela reacts."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392662

>>392660
"If I knew it was you and that you would change back eventually? I would!"
I sigh.
"Really, this state doesn't mean anything. It's just a phase until Abilio is done with the research."

Chip(DD knight) 392663

>>392661
"Well I am out of idea's," I scratch my head.
"There is Reptil." I grin.

"Well if your sister agree's with the idea of you going in one of the houses there in the first placfe.. uhmmmm…."

Spring Water [Doctor] 392664

>>392662
I roll my eyes with a smile
"I know that. But my point about what you would do if I were a stallion still stands. And not just for a short time, but forever. Because you are not into stallions… just like how I'm not into mares."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392665

>>392663
I'll scratch my beard.
"I… had considered miss Mera. But I don't think that would work terribly well. Mostly because of my history with seaponies. Some the ones I ate might have been family."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392666

>>392664
"…I'd be experimental and give it a try?"

Spring Water [Doctor] 392667

>>392666
"Now that's just silly. There are so many other mares out there!"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392668

>>392667
"But they are not you!"

Chip(DD knight) 392669

>>392665
"Well, she is a good candidate now that I think about it." I scratch my head.

"Well if you can get past the fishy part that is."

Spring Water [Doctor] 392670

>>392668
"Okay, but there are plenty of nicer, prettier and better mares than me. Who may even be into other mares themselves. And who don't have a child already. Or a busy job like mine either."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392671

>>392669
"It's no different than her getting past the pony parts of me, or a pony getting past the dog parts of yourself, mister Chip. If it's there, I suppose love could find a way…"
I'll absently smile and shake my head.
"But I fear I might be getting a bit too poetic."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392672

>>392670
"I could say that there are ponies who do not kill with guns already so I'll just stay how I am, but at least I am trying! You just… shelter yourself in without even considering it!"

Spring Water [Doctor] 392673

>>392672
"Emrille, the concept of being a good and honest pony is something completely different from sexual preference."

Chip(DD knight) 392674

>>392671
"Well now that you put it that way there is nothing bad in a little outside of your kind." I grin.
"But you dont give up on Spring just yet, it will be a terrible waste if you ask me,:

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392675

>>392673
"Both is something we knew and were okay with our whole life, and now need to change if we want to please somepony who we care about. It's not that different."

Wf+6 392676

Goliath online.

Spring Water [Doctor] 392677

>>392675
"You were not born a bad pony, Emrille."
I shake my head
"I refuse to believe that you didn't become a pirate out of necessity."

Sion 392678

>>392676
>>392263

"Hey mate, I was wondering if ya could tell me a bit about Reptil."

"Felix" [Trickster] 392679

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392680

>>392674
"It would be unkind of me to spread my attentions too thin, mister Chip. Though I'm not exactly expecting to find someone who would want to spend the rest of their life with me on a pirate ship."
I'll shake my head.
"So long as I can keep miss Seas safe, I'm fine with miss Spring loving someone else. So long it makes her happy, right?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392681

>>392677
"You didn't know your sexuality until you grew up either, did you."

Chip(DD knight) 392682

>>392680
I frown a bit.
"Hrrmmm… as long as Sea's safe."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392683

>>392682
I'll nod.
>>392676
And it's time for Skyly to meet Chip.

392684

I've been wondering, inspect that badge of mine. The one Smitts gave me.

Roll #1 8 = 8

Spring Water [Doctor] 392685

>>392681
"You don't understand. You were forced to grow into the pony you are out of necessity. Because you had to survive. Being forced to change who you truly are… that's not a good thing. That's why I want to help you."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392686

>>392685
I just frown and sigh defeatedly.

Wf+6 392687

>>392684
There's a rose on it. Even though it's been more than a week, it's not dead, which is kind of convenient. It smells very nice.

>>392683
Intelligence suggests she's returned to Abilio's cabin in her off time.

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392688

>>392687
Well, let's head there, then.

Wf+6 392689

>>392678
"What? Huh? That you Johnny?"

Wf+6 392690

>>392688
You've arrived at the cabin door.

Spring Water [Doctor] 392691

>>392686
"Come on Emrille…"
I hug her
"I'm really sorry, but I just don't want disappoint you by being unable to give you the love you desire. But like I said, we can be friends right?"
I give her a weak smile

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392692

>>392690
Knock knock.

Wf+6 392693

>>392692
"Yes?"

Chip(DD knight) 392694

>>392692
Wait outside.

"Felix" [Trickster] 392695

>>392689
"No it's not Johnny, who's Johnny?"
What does he look like? Is he old or blind or something?

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392696

>>392693
"It's Curry. I don't suppose I could speak to my sister for a moment?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392697

>>392691
I hug her back half-heartedly.
"Yeah… friends…"

Wf+6 392698

>>392695
He's ancient.

"Johnny's my boy…"

>>392696
"Sure… just a moment."

She comes out a moment later. "Hello, Curry."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392699

>>392698
"Hey there. Helping the Fullmaster with another experiment today?"

Spring Water [Doctor] 392700

>>392697
I frown
"… Just how big of a crush did you have?"

"Felix" [Trickster] 392701

>>392698
"Really, what happened to Johnny? Is he around here?"
Glance around.

Light Heart [Warlord] 392702

>>392687
Hmmm… sneaky goat.
Back to Reptil then. What else is there in the vicinity in terms of things to do? I don't want bars, can't drink alcohol after all. I don't need whorehouses either.

Wf+6 392703

>>392699
"Continuing the same one."

>>392701
"Somewhere…"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392704

>>392700
"What makes you think rejection made it go away?"

"Felix" [Trickster] 392705

>>392703
"I'm sure he'll be back in a moment. So have you been in Reptil long? I'm sure a veteran like you knows a thing or 2 about this city."

Spring Water [Doctor] 392706

>>392704
I sigh wearily
"Okay, how big of a crush do you have?"

Wf+6 392707

>>392702
Shopping. Entertainment. Piers. Labor. Food.

>>392705
"Yes…"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392708

>>392703
And of course she won't tell me what it is.
"Still a secret, I suppose."
I'll step aside for a moment.
"Here, I thought you might like to meet mister Chip, the resident trap expert and smith."

Chip(DD knight) 392709

>>392699
"Is that she?" I whispered

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392710

>>392709
I'll just nod a little.

Light Heart [Warlord] 392711

>>392707
I suppose I could go shopping.
Any gunsmiths around? Or tailorers?

392712

>>392711
I'll even roll too!

Roll #1 5 = 5

"Felix" [Trickster] 392713

>>392707
"What's the city like?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392714

>>392706
"'One that makes you do all sorts of crazy shit' big."

Spring Water [Doctor] 392715

>>392714
I look a little sadly at that
"… I'm really sorry Emrille. I didn't mean to hurt you like that."

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 392716

Wf+6 392717

>>392712
>>392711
There's a music shop nearby. You think you recognize someone outside of it…

>>392713
"Every day… the same dream."

>>392708
>>392709
"Oh, a pleasure to meet you, Mister Chip. I'm Skylight."

Light Heart [Warlord] 392718

>>392717
Oh? Well let us go see what is what then. Approach.

"Felix" [Trickster] 392719

>>392717
"Dream eh? What dream?"
Where are the hell are they staying with my drinks?

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392720

>>392715
I shrug.
"…well, what the fuck can I do. I guess Tela is right and I am just an idiot."

Chip(DD knight) 392721

>>392717
I smile at her.
"The pleasure is mine." I kneel and held her hoof.

Does she look good?

Spring Water [Doctor] 392722

>>392720
I scrunch
"What did she say?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392723

>>392722
Deadpan.
"That I am an idiot."

Spring Water [Doctor] 392724

>>392723
"… But why? Because you were chasing me?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392725

>>392724
"In general."

Wf+6 392726

>>392718
"No colors anymore… I want to paint it black…"

Sitting against the wall of the music shop is Weeping Sitar.

>>392719
"Wake up, go to bar all day, go to sleep. Odd, isn't it?"

The bar is pretty busy.

>>392721
She's like a female Curry, but a decade younger and in a pretty white priest outfit. It's hard to make it out with her habit, but you can only imagine based on what you saw of Curry at the altar that she has very supple teats. She does have a pretty face, though.

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392727

>>392716
I'll start slightly.
"Hello there."

Light Heart [Warlord] 392728

>>392726
Oh.
Wonderful.
I smile as I approach him.
"Mister Sitar, it is good to see you again. Do you remember me?"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 392729

>>392727
I look at his sister.
"Who she?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392730

>>392729
"This is my sister. She was a vault guard. I'm surprised you didn't notice two orange and green ponies instead of one on the way back."

Chip(DD knight) 392731

>>392726
"So how does living on a ship treating you Ms. Sky? Good I hope." I grin at her.

Wf+6 392732

>>392728
His eyes slowly focus on you. "Yes. Rosemary."

>>392731
"It's alright. The brig is kind of cold, but Captain Abilio is nice…"

"Felix" [Trickster] 392733

>>392726
"And that Johnny boy, does he go drinking with you as well?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392734

>>392732
"Well, at some point perhaps we can ask the Commodore about moving ourselves out of the brig… though if you want to stay in miss Heart's quarters, I won't stop you, Skylight."

Light Heart [Warlord] 392735

>>392732
I chuckle
"Light Heart, rather."
I look around the area
"What exactly are you doing, if you don't mind me asking?"

Wf+6 392736

>>392735
"I had to show up or I'd miss my appointment…"

>>392734
She frowns. "You won't leave those unicorns, and I want to be with you…"

>>392733
"Yes… he's getting drinks now…"

Light Heart [Warlord] 392737

>>392736
"Your appointment? With whom exactly?"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 392738

>>392730
"Seekkill may have slept."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392739

>>392736
I'll smile a little.
"Then we'll have to see who to talk to to get warmer rooms. Or at least some blankets."

"Felix" [Trickster] 392740

>>392736
"He's gone for some time now….Are the drinks good here, it's not of that watered down stuff is it?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392741

>>392738
I'll nod slightly.
"I think once the adrenaline wore off, most of us did the same. So, did you figure anything out about those odd dice?"

Chip(DD knight) 392742

>>392732
I raise my eyebrow and scratch my head.
"Looks like the brig will be overflow if this continue."

I then shake my head.
"I heard from your brother you are a guard, what makes you want to come with us?"

Spring Water [Doctor] 392743

>>392725
"Well… I still think the two of you would make for a great couple."

Wf+6 392744

>>392737
"You, Rosemary. You wanted me to teach you to perform… to inspire."

He picks a few notes on his eponymous sitar.

"And you told me to meet you here to pick out an instrument."

>>392740
"I can't remember… but maybe that just means it works."

>>392739
"Okay. That sounds like a good idea."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392745

>>392743
Roll my eyes and speak with a slightly agitated tone.
"Guess what, she is straight too. Just my fucking luck I guess."

Light Heart [Warlord] 392746

>>392744
I raise one of my brows slightly and turn to Rosemary
"Miss Rosemary?"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 392747

>>392741
"They make luck. May be poison."

Chip(DD knight) 392748

>>392742
>>392744
>

>>392739
"There are new ships so thats more space for all of us."

Spring Water [Doctor] 392749

>>392745
"… She doesn't sound like that to me. I mean… with the way she acts towards you and all…"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392750

>>392747
"Luck generally turns out that way regardless, if you have a bad run of it."
>>392744
"Perhaps miss Light Heart, or Fullmaster Abilio could point us in the right direction. Or I could pester the quartermaster."

Wf+6 392751

>>392746
She just looks as confused as you are.

"I didn't talk to him…"

He nods slowly. "Not Light Heart… Rosemary."

He points at you.

>>392742
"My parents abandoned him… so I'm making up for that."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392752

>>392751
"Despite my arguing that she didn't need to."
I'll rub my beard.
"Not that I don't appreciate it, though."

"Felix" [Trickster] 392753

>>392744
I chuckle.
"I guess so. What did you before you became a….regular here? Did you work for the brothels or were you a pirate or something?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 392754

>>392751
"I… don't quite think that is the case, mister Sitar. And please, my name is Light Heart, not Rosemary. When did I ask you this, if I may ask?"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 392755

>>392750
I nod my head.
"Bad luck poison Seekkill once."

>>392751
"Why ab-an-don him?"
I look at Curry.
"Curry not look bad, or wrong, or weak, or sick."

Wf+6 392756

>>392753
"Before the dream began? It seems so long ago… we were young men. Some kind of business… I remember the suits and suitcases. We won hearts and minds…"

>>392754
"Yesterday. You were out shopping and pulled me out of a fountain I was vomiting in…"

You weren't even in port yesterday. He's pretty fucking out of it. How does he even afford this stuff?

>>392755
"I don't know…"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392757

>>392749
"I told you, it was a fucking joke. He likes dicks I'm sure of it."
Shake my head slowly.
"Nice going by the way, Spring. Just push me over to someone else to solve your problem."

Chip(DD knight) 392758

>>392751
I nod and sit next to her.
"You two have a lot of catching up then."

Look at her for a second, then look at Curry, then look back at Skylight.
"Well it is nice meeting you Ms. Skylight, if you have any need of my help, just ask."
Wink at her.

Light Heart [Warlord] 392759

>>392756
"… Right. Of course."
I chuckle
"Very well then. I'm interested."

"Felix" [Trickster] 392760

>>392756
"Like politics or something?"

Wf+6 392761

>>392758
"Nice meeting you, too."

After he leaves, "He was nice."

>>392759
"Okay… Pick an instrument…"

He gestures vaguely at the shop.

>>392760
"I think it wasn't legal…"

Spring Water [Doctor] 392762

>>392757
"What? No! We can just be friends, can't we? I want to help you!"

Light Heart [Warlord] 392763

>>392761
"Very well."
Head inside.
How much choice do they offer? Mother was always keen on getting me to play an instrument, so I did take some music classes.

Chip(DD knight) 392764

>>392761
Go and find Topaz.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392765

>>392762
"By trying to nudge me towards Tela? Something that didn't work out either?"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 392766

>>392764
I follow you.

"Felix" [Trickster] 392767

>>392761
I chuckle.
"Even better. A mob or something, like the Komodo Yakuza?" Whisper that last bit. You never know who is listening.

Spring Water [Doctor] 392768

>>392765
I frown
"I was just commenting on what I was thinking…"

Felfire [Necromancer] 392769

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392770

>>392768
"Yeah, that the dyke should pester somepony else."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392771

>>392761
"Yes."
I'll scrunch a little.
"Though I had asked him to tone it down on the flirting."
>>392755
"I'm not certain either."

Spring Water [Doctor] 392772

>>392770
I put her down on the ground again
"That's not what I was thinking. I just thought you and Tela- Ah nevermind. If she's not interested either…"

Wf+6 392773

>>392763
This shop seems to specialize in accordions, but they also have some flutes, cowbells, snare drums, and a saxophone.

There might be more in the back if you ask.

>>392767
"Huh…? Doesn't ring a bell…"

>>392764
She's in her quarters.

>>392769
Awaiting input.

>>392771
"Oh…? I didn't even realize. The ponies in Autumnsreach are… different."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392774

>>392772
I huff.
"No, she isn't either…"
Turn around.
"I'll see you around or something…"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392775

>>392773
"How so?"

[lemon] 392776

>>392773
I knock on her door.
"Ms. Topaz can I show you something? Its something… quite nice to look at." I called out in a cheerful tone.

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 392777

>>392773
If Topaz is the one that controls the pay I ask her if she has any money for me.

"Felix" [Trickster] 392778

>>392773
And even if he did, he wouldn't say.
"They are some mayor players in Stonebriar last I heard. Doing all sorts of deals, drugs etc..
Pretty impressive, you know. You need to be clever to work in something like that."

Felfire [Necromancer] 392779

>>392773
Go see if Abilio is done like Al-Jinn suggested.

Wf+6 392780

>>392775
"Well, half the priests are totally chaste, and the others, well, they're followers of the Laughing One and treat it casually. They're pretty blatant. And the followers of the Honest One? They'll just flat out say they want to bed you. I've heard of some poor, less attractive mares being approached by followers of the Generous One…"

>>392776
"Come in."

>>392777
She does. You aren't due anything currently.

>>392778
"I can't remember the last time I left Reptil…"

>>392779
Seems he's returned.

Chip(DD knight) 392781

Light Heart [Warlord] 392782

>>392773
Hmmm… Accordion? That could work.
Approach the shopkeep
"Greetings upon thee, noblest shopkeep. I am interested in purchasing an instrument from this honorable establishment."

Spring Water [Doctor] 392783

>>392774
I sigh as she leaves
"I'm sorry…"

Chip(DD knight) 392784

>>392780
Go in.
"Ms. Topaz, have you seen this type of ore?" Produce it from my bag and show it to her.

"Looks quite weird,"

Felfire [Necromancer] 392785

>>392780
Stand at a reasonable distance, waiting for him to notice or call on me.
If he's in his room, just knock.

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392786

>>392780
I'll shake my head a little.
"That sounds… a little rough, actually. I take it you've had more encounters with the Honest ones than the Generous?"
I'll realize what I just said.
"Not that there's anything… wrong with it, I just… Never mind. This isn't something I need to know. Sorry."

"Felix" [Trickster] 392787

>>392780
"And those suitcases? I'd love to hear a story about those."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392788

SO IN THE NORMAL TIMEY WIMEY STUFF

I shake off Tela somehow and go into the city on my own. I need to find a specific shop.

Sateo [DD monk] 392789

We reptil?

Wf+6 392790

>>392787
"Suitcases…?"

>>392786
She's a little embarrassed looking, too. "Right…"

>>392785
He's in his room.

"Yes?"

>>392784
She glances at it hardly a second before returning to her paperwork.

"It's not from this world."

>>392782
"Came for an accordion? Or one of the others. We're world-famous, you know."

Wf+6 392791

Light Heart [Warlord] 392792

>>392790
"An accordion does sound quite nice, I must admit. Do tell, what does the price range look like?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392793

"Felix" [Trickster] 392794

>>392790
Well this is going nowhere. And my drinks aren't showing up either
Flip a coin.
1. Go downstairs
2. Wait for me drink
'1d2'

Roll #1 2 = 2

Felfire [Necromancer] 392795

>>392790
"I'm ready."
Look at him with a calm, matter-of-factly expression.

Chip(DD knight) 392796

>>392790
I stare at her blankly.

"…. Aaahhh eerr… what do you mean by that Ms. Topaz?"

Sateo [DD monk] 392797

>>392791
Alright, I'd like to go down and explore the city. '1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392798

>>392790
"Well, I think I've stuck my hoof far enough down my throat for one conversation, so I'll let you get back to helping the Fullmaster. And if you need any help, don't hesitate to ask, alright?"

Wf+6 392799

>>392788
Okay.

>>392792
"One fifty to five fifty, depending on what you're looking for.

>>392794
You wait a bit, and your drink finally shows up. The old timer's son shows up with their drinks, too.

>>392795
He opens the door. "…What did I have you working on again?"

>>392796
"This is not a naturally occurring mineral on this planet."

>>392797
You explore for a while, successfully. Where do you want to go? Mercantile district? Governing district? Housing? Docks? It doesn't really matter since no one pays attention to the district designations anyway.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392800

>>392799
I guess I did find it then.
Walk inside.

"Felix" [Trickster] 392801

>>392799
Grin.
"Thanks"

Felfire [Necromancer] 392802

>>392799
This hurts me.
Take out the book on Tartarian and show it to him.
"The dark tongue."
Keep the nonplussed expression up though.

Sateo [DD monk] 392803

>>392799
Mercantile area, crowded, plenty of heavy pockets.

Light Heart [Warlord] 392804

>>392799
I take out a doubloon.
"How many of these? I do want quality."

Wf+6 392805

>>392800
You head into the shop. You bump into a well-kept unicorn stallion that looks like a military officer in your rush to get to the counter.

>>392801
"Sure thing, Mister Felix."

>>392802
He frowns a little. "Nothing dark about Tartarus. Full of fire. Didn't pick up on that in the reading? Ah, well. How did it go?"

>>392803
You spot Lil' Emmy heading into an apothecary.

>>392804
He does the whole bite on it and weigh on scales routine.

"Three to eleven."

Chip(DD knight) 392806

>>392799
"Hmmmm…." I examine it.
'1d10'

"I suppose this can fetch a prize in the market if we have little use for it." I play it a little.
"Do you think its magical?" I smiled.

Roll #1 2 = 2

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392807

>>392805
"Hey, watch it!"

Felfire [Necromancer] 392808

>>392805
I could have sworn he called it that. Might be mistaken.
"Got it down without problems. Fairly lenghty but interesting."

"Felix" [Trickster] 392809

>>392805
"Hey Bubbly. If you don't mind me asking, what sort of party is going on downstairs?"

Take a sip from that Eaglecrest stuff. '1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

Light Heart [Warlord] 392810

>>392805
"Good. I can afford that. Please show me some models."

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 392814

>>392807
"Whoa there, young lady, no need to yell in such an establishment like this. The goods aren't going to sprout legs and walk off on us."

Sateo [DD monk] 392815

>>392805
Look down and walk around the officer.

Tela [Spellsword] 392817

Where is Emrille? Did she run away?

Spring Water [Doctor] 392818

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392819

>>392817
Sort of yes

Wf+6 392820

>>392809
"Party? It's ALWAYS like this!"

It hits you like a train, but in a good way!

>>392810
#Weird Accordion
Popularized by Al, this is a standard musical instrument.

3 Doubloons

#Based Accordion
You will be thanking yourself for buying this accordion later, because it gives +1 to Noncombat Inspire.

7 Doubloons

#Beautiful Accordion
This is a very fancy accordion that is extremely well crafted and stately in design and appearance. It can hold up against a lot of wear and tear and still look good. +1 to all Inspire rolls.

11 Doubloons

#Haunted Accordion
This is a pretty spooky accordion. You don't think you'd be able to inspire the living with it, but maybe a different audience would appreciate it.

7 Doubloons

>>392806
You don't get much out of your examination.

"I doubt it's magical. It's more likely a chunk of meteor."

>>392808
"How would you characterize Tartarus and its inhabitants?"

392821

>>392818
Well shit.
Hopefully she doesn't get abducted or something.

Go find me a bar.

Roll #1 10 = 10

"Felix" [Trickster] 392823

>>392820
"Really? I'll have to come back here soon then."
Hold the pint up.
"That's some good ale btw."

Wf+6 392824

>>392821
You head off to to the Screwdriver in hopes that you can drown your fears that you won't be able to tuck your little girl in tonight.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392825

>>392814
"I'm not yelling, I'm just telling you to get out of my way! I have a lot ot shit to take care of!"

Light Heart [Warlord] 392826

>>392820
I nod
"I believe the standard kind will do just fine, thank you."

Chip(DD knight) 392827

>>392820
"Hmmm…. " I frown, a bit disappointed at the ore, I hid it in my bag for the meantime.

"Do you need help?" I look at what Topaz is doing in the meantime.

Felfire [Necromancer] 392828

>>392820
I could answer this if the book was a real thing.
"Dangerous by all normal reasonings. Yet they can be useful, if needed caution is applied."

Sateo [DD monk] 392829

>>392805
>>392820
try to get close to Emrille unnoticed, shouldn't be hard. '1d10+2' I guess my CM applies here, I really didn't think this out..

Roll #1 3 + 2 = 5

Tela [Spellsword] 392830

>>392824
Oh that little shit will be just fine.
Go find me a seat at the bar and order something good.

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 392832

>>392825
"Well, then I should emphasize that you should calm yourself. You'll make a mess of whatever you want to do if you run off after it too fast."

Let's give the little lady some room to maneuver.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392834

>>392832
Since I don't have Tela here to stand on her back I guess I just flutter up to the counter.
"I know I don't want to fuck this one up, that's for sure…"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 392835

>>392824
I leave and go looking for Felfire.

Felfire [Necromancer] 392838

>>392835
On the ship, in Abilio's room.

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 392839

>>392832
Let's check out the wares while we're here, but keep an eye on the angry kid in the gun shop. She has to have an interesting story behind her.

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 392841

>>392838
"Busy?"

Felfire [Necromancer] 392842

>>392841
Nod at him.

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392846

At some point after Spring and Summer go back to the ship, I suppose Mera and I will take a look around Reptil ourselves. Windowshopping, at the moment.
"So, Mera, what do you think of the place? Seems a lot… busier than Autumnsreach."

Wf+6 392847

>>392823
"Always the best, hun."

>>392826
"Sure thing. Always a favorite. Are you a fan of Al's?"

>>392827
"I think I can handle things… it's quiet here for a change with everyone in port…"

>>392828
"Fair enough. And now the most important question. Are you ready?"

>>392829
You don't attract her attention, but can't find a way to get close.

Wf+6 392848

>>392839
This is actually an apothecary. Hence the reason YOU'RE here.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392849

>>392847
Well, who the fuck is in charge of the place?

Light Heart [Warlord] 392850

>>392847
"I'm afraid I have not heard of him. But yes, it does look quite nice. Thank you."

Felfire [Necromancer] 392851

>>392847
Nod with determination.
"I have my friends with me. Necromancy has been the one thing that guided me through life. I've studied the books and saw you work. I'm ready."

"Felix" [Trickster] 392852

>>392830
I see Tela.
"HEY OVER HERE."

>>392847
"Hey Bubbles, can you be a dear and get her one of these as well?"

392853

>>392830
So is there anything interesting at all going on in this bar? Or is it filled with antisocial fucks?

Roll #1 7 = 7

Wf+6 392854

>>392849
There's an elderly pony working there, but he's just kind of blankly watching you and Fresian.

>>392850
"Of course. Have a nice day."

>>392853
Quite the opposite. It's loud and packed. In the northwest corner, there are bards–

Oh wait, Tony is calling: >>392852


>>392852
"Sure. Right away."

Tela [Spellsword] 392855

>>392852
I smirk and wander over
"Well well, look who it is."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392856

Light Heart [Warlord] 392857

>>392854
Now, back to the outside.
"I have purchased an accordion."

Chip(DD knight) 392858

>>392847
I stand there idly.
"Uhhmm… I'll take my leave then Ms. Topaz." Nod to her then head outside then go back to Ms. Nurse Heart and take care of her for a change.

Got to sleep now.

Sateo [DD monk] 392859

>>392847
what is she doing on her own? and where did the officer go is he still around or looking at me?'1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10

Felfire [Necromancer] 392860

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392861

>>392854
Click with my tongue and flap my wings.
"Hello? Anypony home?"

"Felix" [Trickster] 392863

>>392855
"I needed a drink. Just like you I see.
I already ordered you some of this stuff.
Pretty good, it's supposed to be made by ponies who beat each other almost to death.
You can really taste the tears."
Take another gulp. '1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 392864

>>392854
"Ma'am, everything going alright?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392866

>>392864
"…Who, me?"

Tela [Spellsword] 392867

>>392863
"Ponies who beat each other to death? Sounds like my kind of folks. So you got nothing better to do than waste your gold on drinks? Can't say I blame you after that boring shithole Autumnsreach."

Wf+6 392869

>>392846
"I'm not sure I like how busy it is…"

>>392857
"That's good… do you know how to play?"

>>392859
The officer is there. The lil' officer is on the counter.

>>392851
"Good. Then I can begin your training."

You're skillcapped.

>>392863
It hits you like a train, but in an awful way. You immediately stumble back off the balcony and fall down a level onto a table below.

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 392870

>>392866
"Sorry, miss. The proprietor seems to have dozed off standing, so I was trying to get her attention. Losing your focus in a place like this can lead to quite a bit of hurtin'."

Wf+6 392871

>>392861
"…Need something?"

Felfire [Necromancer] 392872

>>392869
No roleplaying this out? Okay…
I will just go to sleep.

Light Heart [Warlord] 392873

>>392869
"I did take some music classes when I was younger, yes."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392874

>>392870
"I will be bringing that myself soon if-"

>>392871
"Of course I need something, what you're thinking I'm here because the nice decor?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392875

>>392869
I'll nod.
"It is quite a change from the quiet of the shrine, isn't it…"
I'll steal a glance at Mera.
"So, what do you think of Skylight?"

"Felix" [Trickster] 392878

>>392867
"Drinks fi-"

>>392869
I hit the table.
"Oi m8 this shit really hits the spot."
What table am I on.

392879

>>392869
"Oh fuck…"
Go downstairs and help Tony up
"Just how shitfaced are you already!?"

Roll #1 2 = 2

392881

>>392869
I fly above the city and try to spot a good place for hunting.

Roll #1 4 = 4

Sateo [DD monk] 392882

>>392869
>>392874
Keep an eyes on them and try to steal something from the store when the big officer isn't looking. '1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

"Felix" [Trickster] 392885

>>392879
"Uh…I dunno. You look prettier then I remember btw."

Tela [Spellsword] 392887

>>392885
"Oh fuck you, you drunk son of a bitch."

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 392890

>>392869
If the owner has a moment, let's ask if she has any herbal catalysts available, preferably fresh.

"Felix" [Trickster] 392891

>>392887
Start laughing.
"Oh sorry. I'll make it up to you with that beer."
Can I get up from this table? '1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

Tela [Spellsword] 392896

>>392891
I smirk.
"Having trouble, are we?"

Wf+6 392897

>>392873
"Let's start with a traditional accordion song… see if you can follow this…"

>


>>392874
"…Yes?"

>>392875
"She reminds me of you, a lot… You're more similar than you'd believe, I think."

>>392878
A smashed one.

The patrons seem unconcerned and keep partying.

>>392881
The city sprawls on for what seems like endless distances.

>>392882
This is an apothecary. All the substances are controlled, and therefore behind the counter.

>>392890
She pulls a potted daisy out from the counter. It's inscribed with runes.

"Herbal catalyst. Cast spells with a flower. Very popular with ladies."

>>392891
Seems not.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392899

>>392897
"It's sort of something private. Not for every-fucking-pony to just hear."

"Felix" [Trickster] 392901

>>392897
"Well, crap. that table hit me hard."
Get up again.
'1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

392903

>>392897
Oh dear.

Can I keep up with that?

Roll #1 4 = 4

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392904

>>392897
I'll nod slightly.
"I still find the odds of us being siblings are rather out there. And that we each became priests, of some form or another."
I'll sigh.
"I had hoped she would have taken better to finding out you were more than just a mare, though."

392905

>>392901
"Come on, you damn idiot."
Pull him up.

Roll #1 2 = 2

Sateo [DD monk] 392907

>>392897
Well, alright then. walk by the large officer and try to take something off him '1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 392908

>>392899
>>392897
"Uh, for the moment, I'll leave you two to talk Barnum. I'll look around a bit more, elsewhere."

"Felix" [Trickster] 392910

>>392905
While she's pulling me up I say
"You know Tela, you're okay, a real straight up gal, I like that."

Wf+6 392911

>>392903
He frowns a little.

"You missed a lot of beats there… how about this one?"

>


>>392899
"Acne problems? I had them at your age…"

>>392901
>>392905
It's over. Tony is finished. It would seem it hit him so hard he can't stand. Tela is going to have to help him back to the ship.

>>392907
You alert Fresian Cross to your attempt to steal from him. >>392908


>>392904
"What do you mean?"

392913

>>392897
>>392911
I keep circling and look for a good spot to hunt at in the future.

Roll #1 2 = 2

Wf+6 392914

>>392913
This city seems as endless as evil itself.

392915

>>392911
"Perhaps."

Roll #1 2 = 2

"Felix" [Trickster] 392916

>>392911
I'm keeping whatever's left in that pint with me though.

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 392917

>>392911
>>392907
"Now there! That's no way to introduce yourself. You can drop what you got and introduce yourself, and I might just let you cut and run afterwards."

392918

>>392910
"Yeah yeah, of course I am. I'm not a deceitful cunt like Emmy."

>>392916
"Well that's just peachy."
Pick him up and drag him back to the ship^. Earth pon stronk.

Roll #1 8 = 8

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392919

>>392908
"Thanks."

>>392911
"No not fucking acne problems, do I look like I have that shit?"
Lean closer.
"I need a special type of potion."

392920

>>392914
How about closer to the docks?

Roll #1 6 = 6

Sateo [DD monk] 392922

>>392917
I act innocent raising up my arms revealing a snake "Sorry, sir, you had this snake on you. I was jus' retrieving it."

Wf+6 392924

>>392915
He shakes his head. "No… no… you're really killing the vibe. Listen… like this. Try to follow this one:"

>Starts at 1m21s

http://youtu.be/fVWjThlEzts?t=1m21s

>>392918
Nice work. You got him back.

>>392919
She leans in. "This is a good place to look. We sell potions."

>>392920
Well… there's plenty of fish in the sea.

Wf+6 392925

>>392922
>>392917
Monty hisses.

392926

>>392924
What about on the land?

Roll #1 6 = 6

"Felix" [Trickster] 392927

>>392918
While I'm being dragged to the ship, I clutch that half pint with me.
"You should take a taste of this stuff as well, some really good stuff."

>>392924
Sit down. "Oh phew, that was some weird shit. Thanks, Tela."
Am I getting more sober again? '1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

392928

>>392924
"Yes. Of course."
Do better?

Roll #1 7 = 7

Tela [Spellsword] 392929

>>392927
"You're lucky I was around. Don't reckon the rest of the bar would have cared about moving you."

Tony [Trickster] 392930

>>392929
Smirk.
"There's no such thing as "luck".
But yeah, thanks for hauling my ass down here."

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 392931

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>>392925
>>392922
"Well then, I guess I should be thanking you for kindly act. Best be disposing of those little varmints. Once they start breeding, I've seen places drown in them. I'm sure you wouldn't mind if I took care of that, correct?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392934

>>392911
"I mean I had hoped she would have been happy, or at least curious to meet a seapony who wasn't like in the stories. Not… what she did."
I'll frown a little.
"Though, I can't really blame her. If I hadn't met you, I'd likely still be thinking like I did for all those years…"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392935

>>392924
"Even things like… love potions?"

Tela [Spellsword] 392936

>>392930
"Yeah yeah. No big deal."

Sateo [DD monk] 392939

>>392931
I back away slowly. "No, I can handle it.." I smile "I be a professional. I know their." I try to 'speak snake' as proof '1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

Tony [Trickster] 392941

>>392936
"So what happened to lil' Emmy?
Both of you seemed so happy to go out in town together."

Wf+6 392943

>>392926
Small game. Rats.

>>392927
Drunk as a skunk.

>>392928
You've got the hang of it.

"There ya go… not really my style, but I owed you for that fountain…"

>>392939
You start adding "o" to the end of everything. Monty gives you a deadpan look, but unlike Cheese, he doesn't have the higher cognitive levels required to formulate a witty response.

>>392935
"Sure, sure. Young love, huh? Heh, heh… takin a shine to a colt at school? Alright, I can sympathize."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392944

>>392943
I facehoof.
"I think I should mention it's a mare. An adult one. Who doesn't like other mares. Complicated enough yet?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 392945

>>392943
"I must say the accordion sounds quite riveting. A lovely instrument indeed."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392946

Wf+6 392947

>>392934
She shrugs.

"I don't expect more out of anyone. I'm not upset."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392948

>>392947
"I still feel I need to apologize, though… You looked hurt by the comment."

Tony [Trickster] 392949

>>392943
Tela, understandably, walks away.

I get up, still drunk, is there anyone here on board? If Light Heart wants we could timewarp a bit and I'll introduce her to Itztli.

Wf+6 392950

>>392944
She looks uncomfortable.

"I don't want to get caught up in any sort of pedophilia stuff… Sure there isn't a law against it, but the neighbors will talk…"

>>392945
"It's all about how you play, babe…"

>>392948
"It's okay. I've moved past it."

Light Heart [Warlord] 392951

>>392950
"Yes. Quite right. Now, is there anything more?"

Tony [Trickster] 392953

>>392951
psst, how about >>392949

Summer Seas [Cleric] 392954

So… I'm assuming I'm still with Spring/Light Heart and Curry?

Light Heart [Warlord] 392955

>>392953
Eh, next session maybe.

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 392956

>>392943
>>392939
"Very well. I'll let you and your little pest problem boom along. But be wary of the next fellow you try to rescue."

Wf+6 392957

>>392951
"Whatever, you seem like you got it…"

>>392954
They all seem to have split up. You're just with Spring now.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392958

>>392950
I sigh.
"Listen I'm not a fucking filly, okay? It's age magic and all that crap. Do you think I could do all this if I were a filly? So do you have what I need or not?"

Spring Water [Doctor] 392959

>>392954
We went back to the fleet actually.

But we can do stuff now that you're here.

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392960

>>392950
I'll just shake my head a little.
"Even so, miss Mera, that doesn't give us an excuse to be rude."
I suppose during the course of our conversation we'll drift towards the source of the accordion noises.

>>392954
>>392957
These wanderings, at least in my case, are after lunch and Spring/Summer go back to the ships. Otherwise I can't leave their sides.

Sateo [DD monk] 392962

>>392956
"Right then.." get out of the shop and go somewhere crowded.

Light Heart [Warlord] 392963

>>392957
"Excellent. Thank you for your aid, mister Sitar. I do hope we will meet again soon. I'm sure we could work a few things out together."
I nod at him and leave

Tony [Trickster] 392964

>>392957
Then I'll go talk to Itztli.
Not that a discordian rabbit of all things would mind if I'm a bit drunk.
"Hey there, Its-…Izl-…Mister bunny."
Bow my head a bit lower then usual, since I can't really control my movement.

Summer Seas [Cleric] 392967

>>392957
>>392959
Rolling to sneak away and go back into town
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

392969

>>392967
You little shit.

Roll #1 10 = 10

392970

>>392963
And off to find Smitts I go.

Roll #1 8 = 8

Wf+6 392972

>>392958
"It can be done."

>>392960
Noted.

You head for the music shop.

>>392964
"YES I SEE YOU HAVE BEEN BUSY AND YET YOU HAVE ONLY TASTED THE VERY TIP OF THE ICECREAMBURG."

>>392967
>>392969
Thank you based Mother Detection Systems.

Not only are you caught red-hooved, she knows all about your intents to leave.

>>392970
Looks like he's back at the dock, admiring a dhow, now mired by the others.

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 392974

Seeing how the little lady and the shopkeep are occupied, what other merchants are there nearby?

Sateo [DD monk] 392976

>>392972
look for the most crowded place in the market '1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392977

>>392972
Unfortunately, whoever was playing that odd music is gone. Oh well. Window shopping time. Unless Mera wants to go back to the ships?

Light Heart [Warlord] 392979

>>392972
I approach him
"Good day commodore."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392980

>>392972
"How much? Anything I should know?"

Spring Water [Doctor] 392982

>>392972
>>392967
>>392969
I scrunch angrily
"Summer."

392984

>>392972
Did my rolls find me any good places where I can hunt the most dangerous game?

Roll #1 3 = 3

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 392985

>>392984
Ignore that roll.

Wf+6 392987

>>392974
Party supplies, food, booze, toys, tin, Tang, birds, sticks, slaves, mysterious eldritch artifacts not meant for pony minds

>>392976
You're already in a crowd!

>>392977
She follows you.

>>392979
"G'day."

>>392980
"How high quality are you looking for? You just need something subtle? Or something to get 'em into bed once?"

>>392984
>>392985
You spot a few alleyways that are worth staking out later in the evening.

Summer Seas [Cleric] 392988

>>392972
>>392982
I fold my ears down and stare at the ground.
"Yes momma?…"

Tony [Trickster] 392991

>>392972
Sit down, more like let myself fall into some sort of sitting position.
"Uh….Icecreamburg?…..Yeah, it's a pretty sweet town. And I didn't even get past the first bar yet."
Laugh.
"I'll check it out further later. Maybe I could learn some more now?"

Sateo [DD monk] 392992

>>392987
Oh? blend in while I look for anyone with a lot of gold on them, and easy to snatch from. '1d10+2'

Roll #1 8 + 2 = 10

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 392993

>>392987
Well, let's find some nice flower shops, then. If there are any. '1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

Emrille [Gunslinger] 392994

>>392987
"Something very subtle. Not even she should realize it, just make it happen."

392995

>>392987
"I see you completed your purchase."
How does the ship look?

Roll #1 2 = 2

Spring Water [Doctor] 392997

>>392988
Oh no. You are not looking away. Put a hoof under her chin and make her look at me
"What were you thinking of doing there?"

Wf+6 392999

>>392991
"NOT CURRENTLY THERE WILL BE TIME TO EXPAND YOUR SKILLS SOON BUT NOT YET."

>>392992
You are a very blendy Diamond Dog. Ready to start looking for marks?

>>392993
Of course!

The first one you go into had its sign misspelled, because it was a cooking supply store, but you find a real flower shop quickly.

>>392994
"It will be hard. How long does it need to last?"

>>392995
You don't know shit about ships. All you make of it is that it has some triangular sails, which is weird.

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 393000

>>392987
Let's go to the slave market. Movements of those 'goods' often bring with them hints of how the world at large is moving.

Summer Seas [Cleric] 393001

>>392997
"I just wanted to go explore the town…"
I shuffle my hooves.

Sateo [DD monk] 393002

>>392999
Indeed, who looks like easy pickings? '1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

Light Heart [Warlord] 393003

>>392999
That's not true! I know a lot about them!

Bah.

"Commodore there is something I wished to ask you. I'm certain you know what I'm speaking of."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 393005

>>392999
Excellent. Let's talk to some flowers, and see if they answer back. Or at least react.
"A pity we've nothing to buy anything with, eh, Mera?"

Spring Water [Doctor] 393006

>>393001
"Alone!? Summer, what did I tell you? This is not a safe place for you at all!"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 393007

>>392999
"For long. As I said, it has to be subtle and not something obvious 'jump-in-your-neck' thing."

Tony [Trickster] 393008

>>392999
I nod, a bit disappointed.
"Right…you know, there's something I've been wondering. I mean you're not a regular bunny, are you like a draqonequus really?"

Wf+6 393012

>>393002
Two marks immediately present themselves. One is a noblepony in a carriage. It's drawn by two black-armored guards that are literally cutting down anyone that bothers to get in the way. Whatever passes for a "guard" in this part of town sort of looks the other way. He looks like he's dangerous, but has a lot of money.

You also see a frail old blind diamond dog begging for change on the side of the road. You notice he's actually made a pretty reasonable take. He'd be easy to rob blind with little risk.

>>393000
They're mostly earth ponies, wing-clipped pegasi, and horn-smashed unicorns. Currently they're bidding for a strapping brown earth pony named Django.

>>393003
"There are many things I anticipate you to ask me in the near future, so I will attempt to discern which one you mean."

He pauses. "The answer is yes, on probation."

>>393005
"Maybe we could find some other way to pay…? I could catch fish…"

>>393007
"This will all be very expensive, I hope you know. I could do it for five hundred."

>>393008
"THIS IS MY BIRTH FORM THROUGH HIS WILL I HAVE ASCENDED TO FAR GREATER HEIGHTS THAN ANY RABBIT COULD CONCEIVE."

Light Heart [Warlord] 393015

>>393012
I raise a brow
"I am not quite sure which answer to which question that was, mister Smitts. Please elaborate."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 393017

>>393012
"I'm afraid any fish in this port might have long ago fled to deeper waters, Mera."
So, nothing from the flowers, then? Do they at least smell nice? '1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

Summer Seas [Cleric] 393018

>>393006
"I know… but I just… I just wanna look around! You don't wanna do that at all… you just want me to stay on your back while you look at what you want to! It's not fair…"

393019

>>393012
Well, monty, do ya feel up to a little danger?
I try to sneak behind the carriage.

Roll #1 1 = 1

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 393020

>>393012
>Django
Let's ask one of the staff there where the current batch of slaves came from, and if they know where any prior groups had come from. Where they pirates, prisoners of war, debtors?

Emrille [Gunslinger] 393022

>>393012
Take out my five doubloons.
"You drive a hard bargain… You sure you don't want to make a discount for a distressed pony like me?"

Wf+6 393023

>>393015
"Why don't you just give me the question that you want answered and save us both time?"

>>393017
You take a deep whiff of exotic Sleep Grass.

I wonder what happens. Roll.

>>393019
You trip and roll out in front of the cart. Monty hisses wildly and goes into stealth.

The guards don't give you a second look before slashing at you and rolling the carriage over you.

Helpless. 3 wounds remaining.

>>393020
Mostly born into slavery. They have ranches for them out in the Wastes.

Spring Water [Doctor] 393024

>>393018
I scrunch
"Fine then. You can lead the way. But I'm staying with you, you hear!"

Tony [Trickster] 393025

>>393012
>>393023

Widen my eyes.
"Amazing…but nothing's impossible for the Changer. You know that better then me."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 393026

>>393023
Mystery and excitement. '1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

Light Heart [Warlord] 393027

>>393023
I chuckle
"Of course. My apologies. It's about what miss Rosemary said down in the hold. Or rather what she was in the process of saying before she caught herself. I am quite certain you are involved somehow."

Summer Seas [Cleric] 393033

>>393024
I perk up.
"Really? Oh thank you!"
I give her a hug and excitedly run off the ship.
Adventure time!
Wait for her to get down and don't sprint off, just walk with her in tow, obviously.
'1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

393034

>>393023


Roll #1 7 = 7

Wf+6 393036

>>393022
"Half price? I'm sorry, but I simply can't do anywhere near that. Maybe a cheaper potion…?"

>>393025
"INDEED I BELIEVE SO."

>>393027
"That is correct, I was involved. Any further questions?"

>>393026
You come to with Mera's mouth on top of yours.

She jerks back when your eyes flutter open and then hugs you. "I thought you were dying! I… I don't know how to resuscitate!"

>>393033
As you happily trot through the red light district, you're suddenly grabbed. Roll.

>>393034
You roll to your feet. Fortunately for you, it seems they thought you were just a commoner and kept going.

393039

>>393033
"Wait!"
Catch her dammit!

Roll #1 1 = 1

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 393040

>>393036
Do I see her run off and get grabbed?
[1d10]

Roll #1 10 = 10

Light Heart [Warlord] 393041

>>393036
"Yes, what did she mean with 'it soon wont matter anymore' if you don't mind me asking?"

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 393042

>>393023
"Thanks for the help." Tip the hat and move off on our way.

Let's see what's going on outside. Perhaps something catches the eye?

[1d10]

Roll #1 5 = 5

393044

>>393036
Of course they did I look common. maybe I should skip the middle man and just look for a shop that has cards.

Roll #1 1 = 1

Summer Seas [Cleric] 393045

>>393036
AAAA BAD TOUCH GET OFF GET OFF GET OOOFFFFF
'1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 393046

>>393036
I'll blink a few more times. Firstly for the mouth to mouth, and secondly for the hugs.
"I… well. I fell asleep, I think. That grass is rather potent."
I'll blush a little, and pat her on the back.
"But I'm rather grateful for the concern… though we probably shouldn't block traffic."

Tony [Trickster] 393047

>>393036
Scratch my head.
"I suppose I'll sleep off this hangover. Was good talking to you, [Roll to say Itztli right '1d10']. I'll be back later."

Roll #1 9 = 9

Emrille [Gunslinger] 393049

>>393036
I shake my head.
"No, fuck, I need the best…"
Tap my revolver.
"Though we could work out something… not everything has to be about money, right? Maybe you have somepony you'd like to be removed…"

Tony [Trickster] 393052

>>393047
That went good. Go over to my bunk in the Eagle's Roost and sleep for a few hours.
As will I.

Wf+6 393055

>>393045
Fortunately, it looks like you were just picked up by Cloud King, who is there for a photo shoot. He kisses you on the head, has a few pictures taken, then sets you down.

"I fought for your right last term to use the brothels in spite of your age! Don't forget! Vote Cloud King for seat 3!"

>>393040
You see the whole photo shoot! Cloud King really wants seat 3 again.

>>393042
You mostly see miserable slave ponies headed to market here. The streets are otherwise crowded with traffic.

>>393044
You take two steps and are hit over the head with something heavy from behind. Roll to come to.

>>393039
While everyone's (including yours) attention is focused on Summer, someone grabs YOU from behind and jerks you into a room. You smell something… it smells like… chloroform?

Thud. Roll to come to.

>>393049
She scrunches. "Come now, I'm a legitimate business owner."

Light Heart [Warlord] 393056

393057

>>393055
Great.
Rolling.

Roll #1 3 = 3

393058

>>393055
but who would want to hurt, me. I don't even have anything good.

Roll #1 1 = 1

Emrille [Gunslinger] 393060

>>393055
"Nopony will know. This is a dangerous city…especially for competition, right?"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 393061

>>393055
Do I see Spring get nabbed?
[1d10]

Roll #1 10 = 10

Summer Seas [Cleric] 393063

>>393055
Huh?…
OH CRAP.
DO I NOTICE SPRING GETTING KIDNAPPED?!
'1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

Wf+6 393064

>>393041
"I was considering putting you in a position of command. If you think you can handle it. If."

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 393065

>>393055
Let's away from the slave pens then. We'll keep an eye on the crowd while I look for some food.

[1d10]

Roll #1 10 = 10

Light Heart [Warlord] 393067

>>393064
"I see. That would depend on the position, would it not?"

Wf+6 393078

>>393065
You spot a stand just handing out free samples of your favorite food. How lucky.

>>393067
"Not a very confident answer."

>>393061
When you notice Spring is gone, you backtrack and attempt to determine where she disappeared. While you don't see her anywhere, you do pick up an odd scent where you thought you saw her last. Maybe it could be useful to your tracker nose.

Blood gryphon.

>>393063
You definitely notice she's disappeared. Where could she have gone?

>>393057
You're out for a very long time. When you finally come to, you're in a cold room on a tile floor. You're missing all your gear, and instead wearing a ridiculous dress.

Someone else is passed out in the corner, leaking blood from their head. At least you still have your magic.

>>393058
You're unconscious.



>>393058

393079

>>393078
I guess I'll roll to see If I can come to eventually.

Roll #1 10 = 10

Summer Seas [Cleric] 393080

>>393078
AAAAAAA
WHERE'D SHE GOOOO
SEARCH FOR HER! FIND HER FIND HER!
'1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

Light Heart [Warlord] 393081

>>393078
"Please. Confidence is not a problem. Misplaced confidence is. How could I answer you with honesty if I do not know what the position is?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 393082

Campfire 393085

>>393078
I try to follow the scent.
[1d10]

Roll #1 9 = 9

Emrille [Gunslinger] 393086

Spring Water [Doctor] 393087

>>393078
"… Great."
I rub my head
"Med school all over again…"
Wait… where is Summer!?
"SUMMER!?"

Wf+6 393091

>>393046
"Right."

She scurries off, keeping her distance a bit.

>>393079
Your eyes bolt open and immediately adjust to the dark. Something isn't right here. Cold tile floors. Your blood on the walls. Spring is here. You see other prisoners in chains as well. You're wearing some sort of weird plate armor and missing your normal gear, but you hear a familiar hiss in your ear.

Good. Monty stayed in stealth. Time to prove what pirates are made of.

…Oh great. The mare started yelling. That sure is helping your splitting headache.

>>393080
You run around in a panic, but don't injure yourself.

>>393060
"My talent doesn't have competition."

>>393085
It's coming from the east… Entertainment district…

>>393087
You start yelling in a panic. You just cause voices in the shadows to groan. It's dark here.

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 393092

>>393078
"Huzzah!"

Let's grab a quick bite to eat and check out the port. Find a few sailors who know what they are doing and ask them about any news that has come in from the seas.

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 393093

>>393091
>>393080
I swoop down and pick you up.
"Other doctor missing. Do not struggle."
After that I follow the scent to the entertainment district.

Summer Seas [Cleric] 393094

>>393091
Nononononono… come on… focus Summer.
Find Spring!
'1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

Light Heart [Warlord] 393095

>>393091
I gulp
"Oh no… oh no no no no!"
Do I have chains on? Is there a visible exit? How many others are there?

Spring Water [Doctor] 393096

>>393095
Hurray, wrong name

Emrille [Gunslinger] 393097

>>393091
"So you don't need anypony removed? Any business solved? Once a merc always a merc, I could do your dirty work."

393098

>>393091
"Shut up a second ye lady" I try to get up.
"Where am I Monty?" I whisper to my pet

Roll #1 5 = 5

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 393099

>>393091
I'll get up, and chuckle a little.
"Seems we'll both have something to read up on later. Proper resuscitation techniques."
I'll blush a little and give a small grin.
"Though that wasn't an unpleasant way to wake up, Mera."
Now, let's keep wandering about. Don't suppose we run into any other party members? '1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

Light Heart [Warlord] 393100

Wf+6 393101

>>393081
"I was planning on making you third mate. If you think you can take it."

Light Heart [Warlord] 393102

>>393101
I nod slowly
"Please… do tell me more."

393109

>>393095
Spot check roll too, I suppose

Roll #1 7 = 7

Sateo [DD monk] 393124

>>393109
"Be ye the one who was shouting?"

Wf+6 393126

>>393098
Unfortunately, Monty doesn't have the same cognitive abilities that Cheese does.

Dark. Cold. Bad. Hiss.

You do slide yourself to your paws.

>>393109
There are definitely others here in the darkness. You see Sateo, the young pirate from the Basilica prison. You see others writhing about in the shadows. There are moans when you yell.

>>393099
Seekkill and Summer can be spotted flying about.

>>393094
You are airborne.

>>393093
From above, you can see the sprawling pit of hedonism that is the entertainment district. It contains the theaters, the brothels, and coliseums, the performers, the magicians, the swindlers, and more.

>>393092
There is much talk of the number of ships that have come in today. Far more than any other day ever before. It's odd that so many ships should arrive at once. Could it be a coincidence?

>>393102
"Good position. You'd have some real, tangible authority. Your own cabin. A domain of your own. Responsibility. And of course, the safety of being in the natural chain of promotions. Ponies usually do not have to think about this kind of offer. But first, I need one last small thing from you. It's a very simple task, but you must be the one to do it. And you must take Miss Rosemary and only Miss Rosemary."

Wf+6 393127

>>393097
"I have work that can be done, but not for the difference… It's too much."

Light Heart [Warlord] 393128

>>393126
"Oh? Very well, do elaborate."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 393129

>>393126
I can't imagine Spring would allow that.
"Mera, let's follow those two."
I'll gesture towards Seekkill and Summer, and then keep pace with them on the ground.

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 393131

>>393126
I keep following the scent.
[1d10]

Roll #1 5 = 5

393132

>>393124
"Yes! Have you seen my daughter? Little unicorn filly?"

>>393126
Wounded? Check on them and heal if needed!

Roll #1 5 + 2 = 7

Emrille [Gunslinger] 393134

>>393127
"Too much? Don't hold back, just lay it on me. What is it?"

Sateo [DD monk] 393135

>>393132
"No, I haven't."
>>393126
what kind of gear do I have besides armor? '1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 393138

>>393126
Ask one of the book keepers running in and out of the management buildings if they know what types of ship and crew have come in. They should be able to tell quite a bit about a ship from its cargo manifests.

Wf+6 393142

>>393128
"In the mercantile district of the city, there is a seminar for a program called Headthought going on. It's trivial cultist garbage, but I need you to plant some seeds under seat number eighty eight."

He hoofs you a packet. "Make sure you go in through the side entrance. You'll know it by the large fountain. Get out quickly when you're done, and return here."

>>393129
Noted.

>>393131
It has begun to dissipate… you're not sure, but you think it's… perfume. That might be a clue in and of itself.

>>393132
There are at least twenty ponies in pain. You ease the pain slightly for one of them.

You hear footsteps approaching..

>>393135
An imitation sword that looks like it'd take less force than your fist to break. And Monty.

>>393138
All kinds, amazingly. Huge variety. The city hasn't seen such variety in years.

>>393134
"No, you misunderstand. The job is a small one, so the recompense you'd get would be small, the DIFFERENCE between what you'd earn, what you have, and what you need is too much."

Spring Water [Doctor] 393145

>>393142
"Very well, mister Smitts."
Dismiss Wark and Skylight back to the fleet, then go on with Rosemary alone.
"Most interesting."

Wf+6 393146

>>393145
"Will you take the job?"

You wander your way and find the fountain quickly.

393147

>>393142
Stealth!

Roll #1 4 = 4

Spring Water [Doctor] 393148

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 393150

>>393142
"Doctor. Seekkill tracking perfume smell. Where follow smell?"

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 393151

>>393142
We'll give the boats a visit. See what they have for trade and if they are looking for a fresh soldier to assist them.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 393152

>>393142
I sigh.
"Fuck… so no going around the payment, huh?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 393153

>>393146
"Yes. Do you approve?"

Summer Seas [Cleric] 393154

>>393126
>>393142
"H- Huh? Mister Seekkill?! Where are you taking me? My momma w- was taken and I need to find her!"
I try to look out for her or whatever I can do up here…
'1d10'

>>393150
"H- Huh? What perfume smell?"

Roll #1 3 = 3

Sateo [DD monk] 393156

>>393142
Does anyone look like they know what is going on? '1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 393159

>>393154
"Perfume smell. Seekkill find it where doctor van-ished. Smell going away. What place has ponies that smell like perfume?"

Wf+6 393162

>>393152
"I'm sorry. You're asking for quite a bit."

>>393153
"It would be nice to have a room… I mean… You'd let me stay with you, right?"

The Headthought greeters welcome you and offer you a box for your head. Everyone inside is wearing a box on their head.

>>393156
The person who just jerked open the door looks like they do. You see the silhouette of an earth pony.

"Rise and shine, ladies. You've got a busy day ahead of you."

>>393147
You trip and bring yourself to attention.

"You there… you're a lovely looking lady. Why don't we get you into character?"

>>393154
You don't see her.

Wf+6 393164

>>393151
The day has passed by so quickly, it's already getting dark, so the darkest ship in the harbor is where you decide to start.

You board, looking for work, and are confronted by a Griffon.

"We are taking on soldiers. Can you fight?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 393168

>>393162
Then a box we shall wear.
"Of course, Rosemary. I would not want you anywhere but with me in bed."
I chuckle.
Now where is that side entrance?

Spring Water [Doctor] 393170

>>393162
"Why don't you tell me where my damn daughter is!? And where am I!?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 393171

>>393162
Can I guess where Seekkill might be headed, judging from his flight direction? Or at least, where a straight line would lead him? '1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10

Summer Seas [Cleric] 393173

>>393159
"Ponies that smell like perfume?… I don't know! I just wanna find my momma…"
I try to look over the district. Do I see any places where I think perfume would be?
'1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

Sateo [DD monk] 393174

>>393162
>>393170
"Aye, where be this place?" can I crave out a basic rune pattern on this fake sword with my claw tips? '1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 393176

>>393164
"I've been a Skirmisher in a variety of mercenary armies and flotillas. With my crossbow, I've helped catawamptiously chew up a bevvy of enemies before they could strike back and weaken whatever forces managed to make their way to battle. I'm also trained in a bit of the alchemical arts, mostly healing, but I can turn them to damage in a jiff. A bonafide soldier, looking for a new contract."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 393179

>>393162
"Fine… so… just stay put, okay? I'll get the rest of the money then."

Wf+6 393180

>>393168
You pass by the fountain into the Headthought seminar. It's already underway. The chairs are numbered, and there are a hundred, but only the first four rows have ponies in them. 88 is free.

>>393170
"I can tell you're upset and confused. Most new actresses are. But soon your new career will start, and you won't even remember your daughter."

A few more silhouettes appear at the door.

>>393174
It would seem not.

>>393176
"One last requirement. You need to be able to read clocks. Can you read that?"

The hour hand is on the eight. The minute hand is two ticks past the forty.

>>393179
"Okay."

>>393171
He's headed down into the entertainment district.

>>393173
There's… the brothels… the theater… those magic shows… those seem the most likely.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 393184

>>393180
Go back to the ships then.
Straight to Abilio's cabin.

Wf+6 393185

>>393180
HURR DURR CLOCKS DON'T HAVE A FORTY MARK.

It's two ticks past the EIGHT.

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 393186

>>393180
Hmm.
Let's hoof it to there, then. Once we get there, I'll try and wave Seekkill down.

Light Heart [Warlord] 393187

>>393180
Smitts was fairly clear. Take out the package and plant the seeds under seat 88. Then leave quickly.

Spring Water [Doctor] 393188

>>393180
I growl
"Let me out NOW! I'm a damned doctor, not an actress."

Sateo [DD monk] 393189

>>393188
>>393180
I blink confused, do I know generally what that is? '1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 393190

>>393180
"Summer, where go?"

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 393193

>>393185
>>393180
"Of course. People say that all good plans get shot after the battle starts, but having a plan that leads up to that moment is the difference between cashing out, or cashing IN. As a skirmisher, we had to be able to tell time to coordinate our attacks. If we failed to do so, we failed to get back alive. And I'll do everything in my power to do so."

Wf+6 393195

>>393187
As you exit the the seminar area, you notice Sitar doubled over into the fountain, vomiting heavily.

Rosemary pipes up, "He told us to leave quickly. What if something happens here? We can't just leave him, can we?"

>>393189
Seems like it's an… acting troupe? With prisoners?

>>393188
"Certainly. You can do whatever you like… after you drink this."

He approaches and attempts to pour something down your throat. Roll save.

>>393193
"….So basically avoiding the question? I see you can't read what time it is. Okay. Get out."

Wf+6 393196

>>393184
You knock and he lets you in.

"Yes?"

393199

>>393195
Shove that fucking bottle down his throat with my telekinesis

Roll #1 8 = 8

Emrille [Gunslinger] 393200

>>393196
"Hey there. I sort of need money. I can pay you back from my nifty payment once we get to do actual jobs. That sounds good enough? You know I won't cheat you out of it, since we pretty much have to work together for a while now, heh."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 393201

Sateo [DD monk] 393203

>>393199
I wince at seeing this, I look for a sharp rock '1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

Light Heart [Warlord] 393204

>>393195
Well we are outside already, no?
Grab him together with Rosemary and drag him away.

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 393206

>>393195
"Of course I can read a clock, I just said as much! When we started, the hour hand was on the eight. The minute hand was two ticks past the forty minute marks. It was 1 tick before the fifty minute mark when I finished!"

Summer Seas [Cleric] 393208

>>393190
"I don't know… I don't know… I don't know!"
I whimper a bit.
"I just wanna find my momma…"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 393212

>>393201
I fly down and hover above him.
"Currypony. Seekkill tracking perfume smell to doctor, but perfume smell gone. Where find more perfume smell?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 393213

>>393212
"Perfume smell? Spring's missing? What did the perfume smell like?"
I'll take a sniff of the air. Do I smell anything perfumey? '1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

Wf+6 393218

>>393206
"A lot of ponies claim they can read a clock but don't back it up. Okay. You're in. Though, of course, this all being said, it's now eight 'til the hour."

>>393203
You frantically run your paws across the floor and finally find a rock, but you cut yourself on it. You have a weapon now, but you take a hit.

>>393213
Off in the direction of the theaters…

>>393204
He dazedly remarks as you drag him off, staring at you. "Thank you… Miss…?"

Rosemary chimes in, "Rosemary!"

He smiles and nods slightly before dozing off.

>>393200
"Fair enough. How much do you need?"

>>393199
You succeed, and he immediately passes out. The two other silhouettes draw guns and fire at you, unopposed.

You are helpless with three wounds remaining.

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 393219

>>393218
I'll point towards the theater district.
"This way."
Now, let's stay on that trail. '1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

393224

>>393218
Get the hell up!

Roll #1 10 = 10

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 393225

>>393218
I fly off to the theaters and try to pick the smell back up.
[1d10]

Roll #1 1 = 1

Sateo [DD monk] 393226

>>393218
Good enough, try to disarm one of the gun men. '1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

Emrille [Gunslinger] 393228

>>393218
"Let's say, just something small… like ten, or fifteen doubloons?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 393230

>>393218
Once we are a safe distance away, I set him down on the ground.
"Most peculiar, don't you think, miss Rosemary?"

Wf+6 393231

>>393225
You crash yourself and Summer straight into the ground, both going helpless.

>>393219
You get held up by the crowd.

>>393224
You roll to your feet and dodge a shot.

>>393226
You close, and shove your sharp stone in his eye. Monty bursts from the dark and wraps around his leg as he fires blindly and misses. More ponies are appearing at the door and loading pistols.

>>393228
"Sure, no problem."

>>393230
"Do you kind of have… deja vu…?"

Sitar is passed out now.

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 393232

>>393231
Try to stand.
[1d10]

Roll #1 10 = 10

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 393233

>>393231
Well, that means I haven't gotten far from Seekkil and Summer.
Let's pick up Summer, and put her on my back. '1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

393234

>>393231
Try to shut the damn door!

Roll #1 2 = 2

Emrille [Gunslinger] 393235

>>393231
I grin.
"Fuck yeah!"
I extend a hoof.

Sateo [DD monk] 393239

>>393231
grab the gun '1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

Light Heart [Warlord] 393240

>>393231
"Yes. Strange, is it not? A bit too strange perhaps."
Try and wake Sitar up.

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 393241

>>393218
"I've fought alongside ponies whom I thought were dumber than the armor they were carrying. I can't fault you for being careful. Who should I report to, as the newest vagrant to come up on your fine ship?"

Summer Seas [Cleric] 393247

>>393231
No!
I gotta keep moving!
Get up!
'1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

Wf+6 393256

>>393233
You get trampled by the crowd trying to make your way over.

Bong.

>>393232
You burst, wings wide, into the air.

Bong.

>>393235
He hoofs you fifteen doubloons.

Bong.

>>393234
A chorus of gunfire consumes you, and you're torn apart by the ensuring hail of lead.

As you slowly lose consciousness, the life slipping from you, you think you hear a tolling in the distance. Does it toll for you?

Bong.

>>393239
You wrestle over a gun, but end up getting shot, going helpless, now down to two wounds. Monty leaps and successfully lashes around the throat of another pony.

Bong.

>>393240
You shake him awake. Rosemary remarks, "Don't forget to thank him for the lessons, at the music shop!"

Bong.

>>393241
"For now? To me. I'm taking command of the Eagle's Roost. The hunk of junk you see over there."

He points a wing to a hunk of junk you see over there.

Bong.

>>393247
You can't fight your way through the crowd.

Bong.

–-

Bong.

Everything seems to just… fall apart.

The dock alone is busy. Ponies are everywhere. Ships left and right. Most of the menials move into the city immediately and head off for the red light district, but the city is quite large and much to offer. Smitts has already departed, and Abilio is not in his cabin.

There are quite a few ships arriving this morning. It's a good thing you were able to secure a dock to land at all. As you head out toward the city from the port, a pony runs up to you, looking half-mad, "Turn back! You've got to get out now!"

It is nine o'clock in the morning. Everyone is at the docks, except Friesian Cross, who is enjoying a free morning bagel before heading off to the apothecary.

Everyone rolls perception immediately before any other actions.

Summer Seas [Cleric] 393260

>>393256
'1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 393262

>>393256
'1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

393263

>>393256

Roll #1 3 = 3

Emrille [Gunslinger] 393264

>>393256
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 393265

>>393256
[1d10]

Roll #1 8 = 8

393267

>>393256
perception

Roll #1 1 = 1

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 393268

>>393256
[1d10]

Roll #1 1 = 1

393272

>>393256

Roll #1 6 = 6

Wf+6 393275

>>393267
>>393268
Your head is pounding. You must have had too much to drink last night.

>>393264
>>393263
>>393262
>>393260
Nothing seems abnormal about Reptil to you. You've never been here before, and are forming your first opinions.

>>393265
You have the oddest sense of deja vu… But you have a good feeling about that apothecary… and good luck for job hunting on the wharf!

Other than that, nothing.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 393277

>>393275
Well, it seems like a shithole.
Let's head to a gun store with Tela anyhow.

Summer Seas [Cleric] 393282

>>393275
I tug on Spring's leg.
"Can we go walk around momma? Huh?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 393283

>>393275
"Cluttered-looking place, don't you think, Mera?"

Spring Water [Doctor] 393284

>>393282
"Sure."
I look at the city in front of me
"… Though I'm not sure how much fun this will be."

393285

>>393275
I know how to fix a hangover, I fix my myself an herbal remedy for my headache.

Roll #1 2 = 2

Light Heart [Warlord] 393287

>>393275
"What a lovely city, don't you think miss Rosemary?"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 393288

>>393275
I go looking for a doctor.
[1d10]

Roll #1 1 = 1

Summer Seas [Cleric] 393290

>>393284
"It might be fun!… There's lots of ponies here!"
I scratch at the ground.
"It kinda reminds me of home…"

Wf+6 393291

>>393283
She frowns. "It's a little busy for my liking."

>>393288
You bash your head into the floor of the ship next to Spring water. OUCH.

Objective achieved.

>>393285
It… didn't go down well.. You vomit.

Wf+6 393293

>>393277
You take her to the shop. You see a green pony and an earth pony, and behind the counter, a pony wears a vest.

393294

>>393288
>>393291
I look surprised
"Uh… Need help?"
Heal him

Roll #1 6 + 2 = 8

Summer Seas [Cleric] 393295

>>393291
"Mister Seekkill! Are you alright?"
Run over and heal him.
'1d10+2'

Roll #1 1 + 2 = 3

Emrille [Gunslinger] 393296

>>393293
Raise an eyebrow.
"What sort of shop is this? Tell me the crap is just decoy and you have actually have worthwhile stuff to sell."

Wf+6 393297

>>393294
>>393295
Momma fixes the little burns that Summer causes.

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 393298

>>393275
>>393291
Let's head to the Apothecary. But this feeling, this pounding in my head, why do I remember a little filly?

Light Heart [Warlord] 393299

>>393291
Well I guess I'll go do whatever it is I did before.

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 393300

>>393295
I squawk and recoil.

>>393294
"Thank you."

393302

>>393291
Must have been a rough night.. I'll just sit down and try to sleep it off. take an hour or two nap

Roll #1 6 = 6

Summer Seas [Cleric] 393303

>>393297
>>393300
I whimper and fold my ears.
"I'm sorry mister Seekkill…"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 393306

>>393299
>>393297
Pretty much the same here.
>>393303
>>393294
"Miss Seas, miss Spring, what do you say to a little shopping?"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 393307

>>393303
"At least not killed."

Spring Water [Doctor] 393308

>>393306
"I guess that couldn't hurt…"

Wf+6 393309

>>393296
"I have some stock, I guess it's okay I let ya see it, since ya came with ya momma. Who's gonna complain?"

>>393298
Mysterious. Barnum may know more. She's great with this kind of stuff.

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 393311

>>393308
"Should we get some of the funds from the temple to purchase anything? Books, lunch, perhaps a nice sun hat for yourself, miss Spring?"

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 393315

>>393309
"Ma'am, do you have anything for a splitting headache? And whatever happened to that filly who cam in asking for something 'private'?

How did I recall her name? I don't even remember being in here before.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 393318

>>393309
Narrow my eyes.
"I'm not a motherfucking kid. It's just age magic. And you won't be treating me like one if you don't want trouble."
Try to intimidate him.
'1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

Emrille [Gunslinger] 393319

Summer Seas [Cleric] 393320

>>393311
"Ooh! Maybe they might have some interesting stores here that sell neat things?"
I hop up on Spring's back and peer around.
Do I see any interesting stores?
'1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

Wf+6 393323

>>393315
"Filly? I haven't had a filly customer in years! Still, I have plenty for a headache. Here. On the house, dear. Just remember me when you need something more potent!"

>>393318
>>393319
He scrunches, "Hey, lissen, I'll call you presadent if ya wan, I appreciate yer business."

>>393320
Not so much so close to the docks. Maybe in the mercantile district? Here there are just general stores…

Wf+6 393325

>>393323
[Pause]

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 393326

>>393311
>>393320
>>393308
I follow you all.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 393328

>>393323
"Right, so how much for the scope for the revolver? And I want quality stuff."

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 393329

>>393323
"Thank ye for your kindness."

Let's head to marketplace. Maybe the snack vendor will have more free samples today and that will calm this headache.

Wait, more free samples? When do those stingy vendors give out anything for free?

Light Heart [Warlord] 393567

At some point after we leave for Reptil and I've spoken to Rosemary, I send her out to find and bring me Summer.

I'll be waiting on the deck of the Pillager's fancy, looking out over the sea near the railings.

Summer Seas [Cleric] 393578

>>393567
"Huh? Miss Light Heart? You wanted to talk to me?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 393585

>>393578
"Ah, Summer. Excellent to have you here."
I pat the floor next to me.
"Please, do take a seat. Miss Rosemary, leave us."

Summer Seas [Cleric] 393591

>>393585
I take a seat next to her.
"What did you wanna talk about?… I'm not in trouble, am I?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 393601

>>393591
"Of course not. Your recent behavior and cooperativeness has been most pleasing, in fact. It just occurred to me that we have not had much chance to speak to one another. A little heart to heart, if you will."
I chuckle
"How are you holding up, Summer? The last few weeks have been quite exciting, especially for a young filly such as yourself."

Summer Seas [Cleric] 393607

>>393601
"It's…"
I gulp.
"It's scary, miss Light Heart… I just wanna go home…"

Light Heart [Warlord] 393613

>>393607
"An understandable sentiment."
I gently pat her on the head
"But your presence goes both ways, does it not? You have little reason to be afraid while I am around after all. I did promise to protect you and I am a mare who keeps to her word."

Summer Seas [Cleric] 393615

>>393613
"But it's still scary…"
I shake my head and try to push the thought out.
"I don't wanna think about it…"

Light Heart [Warlord] 393630

>>393615
"Are you not happy for this chance at adventure? To be so young, yet seeing so much of what the world has to offer already? Are you not curious then? Do you not wish to spread your wings and explore?"

Summer Seas [Cleric] 393636

>>393630
I shake my head.
"Not like this…"

Light Heart [Warlord] 393649

>>393636
"Ah, but you are forgetting that your presence has had a stabilizing effect on some of the crew. Without you, who knows what would have happened in the vault and how many ponies would have died. Does it not feel rewarding, knowing that you saved lives?"

Summer Seas [Cleric] 393678

>>393649
"But there were so many more I couldn't…"
I sniffle.

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 393683

Some other time, some other place. I'll be conversing with my plant while watching the sea.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 393686

>>393683
I walk out from belowdeck and find a nice and comfy place at the stern, lost in thought.
There I take out the revolver and unload it one bullet at a time just to put them back one at a time once it's empty.

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 393688

>>393686
I'll take a glance at that.
"Something on your mind, Emrille?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 393690

>>393688
I glance up as I notice him even being there, and snark at him before continuing.
"Yeah, why don't you go fuck yourself, that's on my mind."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 393694

>>393690
"It really was an accident."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 393696

>>393694
"Oh you were, I'm sure."
One bullet at a time.

Light Heart [Warlord] 393697

>>393678
"Yes, unfortunately you cannot save them all. But you are just one pony, should you not be proud and happy that you've saved more than one life?"

Summer Seas [Cleric] 393699

>>393697
"I… I should be able to save more though!… But I can't…"
I fold down my ears and stare at the ground.

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 393700

>>393696
I'll let out a huff.
"Do you honestly think I would shadow you to ruin your chances with miss Spring, after I said I wouldn't interfere on purpose?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 393701

>>393699
"You are doing what you can, is that not what matters? Doing your best? Why, I don't think many fillies of your age are quite as heroic as you are. You should not underestimate yourself like that. And you should certainly not discredit your own abilities and achievements."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 393702

>>393700
After loading it again, snap the cylinder back again, and cock the gun.
"Yeah, my 'chances'… good fucking joke."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 393703

>>393702
"I take it it went less than well after we left."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 393708

>>393703
Turn around to face him, gun still in hoof.
"You do realized you ruined fucking everything, right?! Again!"

Summer Seas [Cleric] 393709

>>393701
I just softly sigh and say no more.

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 393712

>>393708
"By saying hello while you were fondling her?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 393713

>>393709
I chuckle
"Still not convinced, I take it? There is clearly more that is bothering you, so please, do not hesitate to complain to me. Lighten your heart and tell me about your worries."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 393714

>>393712
"By showing your ugly fucking mug, yes!"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 393716

>>393714
"And I said that was an accident. I was looking for my sister. Though it seems she's usually in Abilio's cabin helping him with something, so that's where I'll go if I need to find her in the future."
I'll give a small snort.
"And if you couldn't recover the mood from a hiccup like that, maybe you aren't as hot as you think you are, Emrille. Especially considering you're in a filly's body."

Summer Seas [Cleric] 393717

>>393713
"…there's nothing wrong, miss Light Heart. I just wanna go home."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 393719

>>393716
Narrow my eyes at his comment, and raise the gun to aim.
"You are forgetting who you are talking to, seaweed. I don't care if you call that fish friend of yours that you want to fuck sister now, that won't help you. I am really not in the mood for your bullshit."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 393721

>>393719
"I wasn't talking about Mera. I was talking about Skylight. My sister. Who we brought back with us from the vault."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 393723

>>393721
Raise an eyebrow, lower gun for a moment.
"That holy cunt who kept the inquisitor alive and let him get away? Seems like fucking everything up runs in the family then."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 393728

>>393723
"Well, apparently she wasn't a fuck up to my parents, because they kept her."
I'll shake my head.
"Regardless, it's thanks to her miss Seas survived meeting the inquisitor, and the four of us weren't executed on the spot. And she's made some sort of agreement with Light Heart to come along, despite my urging her to stay in Autumnsreach."

Light Heart [Warlord] 393729

>>393717
"You will one day, I'm sure. For now, you must exercise patience. Now, there is a different matter I wish to discuss with you, if you are interested in helping me with something."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 393732

>>393728
"I'm sure we would have been better off that way. One of you is bad already."

Summer Seas [Cleric] 393733

>>393729
"Huh?… Helping you with something?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 393734

>>393732
I'll just frown at Emrille.
"I didn't try to reason her to stay out of consideration for you, Emrille. The spirit in the vault claimed that if she came with me, her life would get worse as mine gets better, and if she stayed, the reverse would be true. Unfortunately her misplaced guilt over my parents' abandonment of me wouldn't let her listen to reason."

Light Heart [Warlord] 393735

>>393733
"Yes. From what I have gathered, miss Tela seems quite fond of you. Have you spoken to her often yet?"

Summer Seas [Cleric] 393737

>>393735
"A bit… why are you talking about miss Tela? Does what you want me to do have something to do with her?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 393742

>>393737
"Yes. What is your opinion on her?"

Summer Seas [Cleric] 393743

>>393742
"She's… nice."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 393744

>>393734
"Admit it, you enjoy making the life of everypony around you worse."
Lower the gun completely.

Light Heart [Warlord] 393747

>>393743
"Quite the charmer, is she not?"
I chuckle
"Can you keep a secret, Summer?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 393749

>>393744
"It's said the path to Tartarus is paved with good intentions. It seems to be holding true in my case, as I intend to improve the situations of those around me."
I'll lie down next to my plant.
"Though it seems I often go quite far afield of those intentions."

Summer Seas [Cleric] 393750

>>393747
"Yeah… why? What secret are you gonna tell me miss Light Heart?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 393752

>>393749
"I will gladly end your suffering if you ask."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 393754

>>393752
"And then where does that leave miss Seas, or miss Mera? Or my sister? I have too many responsibilities to die, Emrille, but I'm terrible at all of them."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 393756

>>393754
I smirk.
"You could ask fate."
I flip out the cylinder, and empty it, all except for one bullet.

Light Heart [Warlord] 393760

>>393750
"I believe miss Tela has quite the crush on Emrille, but is fervently denying it because she is unsure how to display her true feelings. Perhaps because they are both mares and she is unwilling to accept that her sexual orientation is different from what she originally thought it was. I have seen it plenty of times in the past before."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 393762

>>393756
"That's the thing, I'm trying to cheat fate Emrille. It's why I'm trying to be friendly with Felfire, and make sure nothing happens to Skylight."
I'll look her in the eye.
"If I can prove fate wrong on their counts, then I can do anything I set my mind to."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 393765

>>393762
I let out a short laugh.
"So far it seemed to me that you are nothing but the little bitch of fate fucked in the ass whenever destiny feels like it."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 393767

>>393765
"Hardly different than you, then. Or anyone else on board. Fate certainly gave miss Spring a better reaming than you could ever hope to give."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 393793

>>393767
Narrow my eyes again and lower my voice.
"What the fuck are you on about now?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 393808

>>393793
"Her husband dies, leaving her and her daughter alone to run a clinic in a place that hates their very existence. For nearly ten years she suffered in that place, and then what happens to her? The town gets sacked and she and her daughter are kidnapped by pirates. Then, they are both collared with enchanted things that force them to obey the commands of the crew. It's a small miracle they weren't forced to entertain any of the pirates during their trip."
I'll shake my head.
"And then, the mare who wants to help them only does it so that she can bed her. I'm not certain about how long you were planning on staying with her, Emrille, but from what I've seen of you, it wouldn't have been a long engagement."
I'll keep eyes locked.
"Eventually you would wear her down, get her to accept your advances, and then once you've had your fill of her, you'd leave. That is her fate with you, because you cannot commit to anything that doesn't give you monetary gain."
I'll glower a bit.
"Even killing me now for what I've said would net you nothing, aside from a wasted bullet."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 393829

>>393808
Fly up to be on eye level and press the barrel against his forehead.
"It wouldn't be wasted. Killing you would be worth every bullet I have."
Snarl at him.
"Who the fuck are you to judge me, huh? You fucking walking disaster? You don't know shit about me! Is this what you tell her too?"
Nudge the gun forward against his forehead.
"You think your life is worth anything? To anypony? Guess again! You are a nopony! A fucking loser! If she didn't ask me I would have fucking blew your fucking brains out already!"

Sol 393838

>>393760
"What's wrong with a mare liking another mare?… I don't think there's anything wrong with it. Why is miss Tela, uh… 'unwilling to accept' her crush?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 393858

>>393838
I chuckle
"Not everypony thinks that way, I'm afraid. Some ponies have difficulties accepting that two ponies of the same gender can fall in love. Perhaps that is why miss Tela is so reluctant to confess her love. Or perhaps she is afraid of rejection. Afraid that miss Emrille will laugh at her and brush her away."

Summer Seas [Cleric] 393864

>>393858
I scrunch up.
"That's silly."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 393867

>>393829
I'll just keep my eyes on her.
"I tell her nothing because I promised I wouldn't. I honestly don't bring you up if I can help it."
I'll narrow my eyes a little.
"And I know more than you think, or can at least relate. I was left to die in the sea, and then replaced. I know how it feels to not be wanted by your own parents, Emrille. Why do you think I wanted you to accept miss Spring's offer of adoption? I wanted you to have the childhood neither of us did, since you have the chance."

Light Heart [Warlord] 393874

>>393864
I nod
"Quite. Now, seeing your good relations with miss Tela, I was wondering if you could inquire further about this matter with her. Perhaps even push her in the right direction. Seeing your young age, she may feel less cornered by your implications."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 393894

>>393867
I keep the gun where it is still in the air, and glare at him angril while taking deep breaths, not knowing what to say.

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 393906

>>393894
And I'll just keep staring her down.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 393911

>>393906
Clench my eyes shut and pull the trigger.

But only after I aimed the barrel to just shoot randomly in the air.
"Mother!fucker!"

After that I land quickly since those filly wings obviously get tired much faster.

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 393923

>>393911
I'll just stay quiet a bit, and wait for Emrille to either continue yelling at me, or leave.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 393934

>>393923
I sit down and keep taking deep breath to regain m composure, and speak in a lower voice, not looking at Curry.
"You stupid… motherfucker…"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 393942

>>393934
"So you've said."
I'll settle down and cross my front hooves while looking at Emrille.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 393955

>>393942
Sit there in silence and take a few more breaths looking away before glaring at him again.

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 393967

>>393955
And I'll match the stare.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 393979

>>393967
Speak in a low voice, but not a threatening one this time.
"Don't…fucking bring that up, ever."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 393986

>>393979
"Fine. But I can't stop you from bringing it up. If you ever want to talk."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 393991

>>393986
Let out a huff.
"With you?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 393997

>>393991
I'll shrug.
"Why not? You don't have to hold back when talking to me."
I'll give my eyes a half-roll.
"Not that you do anyway, but that's besides the point."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394008

>>393997
"You'll need to work a lot harder to even have the privilige of me telling you what I had for breakfast. I am not fucking going to speak about.. just… fucking drop it."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394021

>>394008
I'll just shrug.
"As you like then. But just remember the offer is open."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394024

>>394021
"Yeah, sure… now get out of my sight."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394028

>>394024
"I was here first."
I'll raise an eyebrow in half-amusement.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394029

>>394028
Load a bullet in the revolver.
"Five."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394038

>>394029
"If you're trying to frighten me, Emrille, it won't work. I'm afraid if neither of us leaves, you'll be forced to suffer my company. Though I assure you, I won't speak unless spoken to, at least so long as we're both up here."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394039

>>394038
Load the second bullet.
"Four."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394040

>>394039
I'll just give her a flat look.
"I could just take all of your bullets, you know. Wouldn't even have to get up."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394041

>>394040
"Really? Want to try? No complaining to anypony that you got hurt. I think you could take… four at best, before you roll over."
Load another one.

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394042

>>394041
And then my horn will light up, and I'll take all of her bullets with TK, including the ones she's loaded into the pistol. '1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394043

>>394042
Of course, with that I end up setting the gun off, somehow. Some way.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394044

>>394043
By pulling the trigger with your magic, most likely.
Which was aimed at you.
I think you should roll for damage
"What the fuck are you doing?!"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394045

>>394044
'1d10' for how bad it goes.

Roll #1 4 = 4

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394046

>>394045
Well, that's a leg at least. It'll heal. Eventually.
>>394044
"Apparently I pulled the wrong thing. I was trying to take the bullets, not pull the trigger."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394047

>>394046
I just stare at him with open mouth for a second or two.
"Are you really this fucking retarded?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394048

>>394047
"Well, if I hadn't missed, it would have worked. However it seems magic is constantly against me."
I'll glance at the bleeding leg for a bit.
"Still, likely good I was sitting like this. I dare say if I'd been sitting straight, that would have done an outrageous amount of damage to the chest area. What sort of bullets are you packing, anyway?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394049

>>394048
".357, not that I expect it to say anything to you… seriously, what the fuck were you thinking? What if it killed you? I wouldn't have wasted a doubloon on you, and Spring and Summer would have said I did it!"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394050

>>394049
"If I waste time thinking on the what-ifs, Emrille, nothing gets done. And, practically speaking, anything could kill me at any time. What if I choke on my food? What if I fall overboard and drown? What if a giant bird swoops from the sky and decides I look tasty?"
I'll wave it off.
"The fact is it didn't. You don't think I managed to survive fighting twenty years against a hydra without some means of survival, did you?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394051

>>394050
"As for Spring and Summer blaming you, even if I did die, they could easily find the truth from Felfire even if no one wanted to spare the coin."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394052

>>394050
>>394051
I put the revolver away with safety on, because can't be sure with this idiot, and stand up, clutching my head with a forehoof.
"No… Seriously, fucking no, I refuse to believe you are this much of an idiot."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394053

>>394052
I'll shrug.
"You're free to believe what you like."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394054

>>394053
"Just… just stay away from me, you ponified calamity."

And then I walk away

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394055

>>394054
I'll chuckle a little, and then turn to the plant.
"Well, a bit extreme, but the spot remains ours, I suppose."
I'll glance at the leg wound.
"That did sting quite a bit, though."

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394068

>>393874
"Do… what? Ask her about her crush on Emrille, you mean, miss Light Heart?"

Light Heart 394069

>>394068
"Exactly that, Summer. And to encourage her to approach miss Emrille about it."

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394081

>>394069
"So… you want me to go and try to get her to confess to Emrille about her crush?"

Lorik [Doctor] 394088

>>394081
"Indeed. After all, if a pony is in love, is it not normal for said pony to pursue it? And, if she is afraid to do so, for those who care about her to encourage said pony?"

Light Heart 394090

>>394088
>names

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394093

>>394088
"Yeah… yeah! I should go ask her!"

Light Heart 394099

>>394093
I smile and pat her on the head gently.
"Good to hear that you agree. Of course, you will need to be somewhat subtle about this."

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394101

>>394099
"Huh? Why?"

Light Heart 394107

>>394101
"Because she may feel embarrassed if she knows I asked you to do this. It would be much better if she thinks you sought her out on your own."

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394109

>>394107
"Oooh… I wouldn't tell her that you asked me to do it! That's just silly."

Light Heart 394117

>>394109
I chuckle softly
"Good. I was merely making sure you understood."

Light Heart [Warlord] 394271

SOMETIME AFTER ALL THIS I'LL BE TAKING A LONE STROLL ON THE DECKS OF THE FLEET.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394272

>>394271
What a coincidence, I am right there too, looking slightly upset.

Light Heart [Warlord] 394273

>>394272
I smile as I see her
"Good day, miss Emrille. You look like there is something troubling you."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394274

>>394273
I sigh.
"Good day, sure. It's fucking great so far."

Light Heart [Warlord] 394275

>>394274
I chuckle
"So there is something troubling you. Do you need a listening ear? Or a hug perhaps?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394276

>>394275
"No!"
I scrunch and look away.
"…maybe."

Light Heart [Warlord] 394277

>>394276
I raise a brow in mild surprise and sit down.
"You have found a listening ear then. And a hug too of course, if you so require."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394278

>>394277
Sit down beside her.
"At least I can talk with you openly… you can keep shit to yourself, can't you?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 394279

>>394278
"Yes, of course. I do care about my associates after all. What is it that is bothering you so much, miss Emrille?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394280

>>394279
"Where do I start? At nuisances or real bothers?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 394281

>>394280
"What is bothering you the most exactly? What put you in this sullen mood?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394282

>>394281
Look away again.
"…Spring Water."

Light Heart [Warlord] 394283

>>394282
"I see. I assume the two of you had an argument?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394284

>>394283
Shake my head.
"No, it's not that, it's just… shit, I am really trying everything I can and do everything I can not only to help them, but to change too, like she asked, and what do I get? I'm given the cold shoulder."

Light Heart [Warlord] 394285

>>394284
"That is quite unfortunate."
I chuckle
"Doctor Spring has asked me the very same thing, to improve myself and become a better pony. Then, all I ask of her is to not cause trouble and stay on the fleet. So far she and her daughter have yet to escape or betray us, so I am very pleased with that agreement."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394286

>>394285
"Yeah, and all I am asking is any sort of appreciation, apart from saying a half-hearted 'thanks' and then carrying on. I feel like I'm trying for nothing."

Light Heart [Warlord] 394287

>>394286
"Well, I cannot say I know what goes on in the good doctor's head. Unfortunately I never mastered mind reading spells, as useful as those would have been. I have taken note of her unreceptiveness as well though. I cannot help but wonder what makes her so reluctant to grow closer to others."
I shake my head with a smile
"Still waters run deep, miss Emrille."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394288

>>394287
I stomp a forehoof.
"Do you know how bad it feels? Like I'm being ignored by her completely… like I don't even matter at all to her…"
I trail away slightly, before stomping angrily.
"So if she doesn't even fucking care what stops me from doing what I want to do? Let the chips fall where they may? "

Light Heart [Warlord] 394289

>>394288
"I suppose that is for you to decide, miss Emrille. Although it would sadden me to see you give up on her after all the work we have put into this. Then, doctor Spring is not the only fish in the pond."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394290

>>394289
"I'm not giving up on her…"
I sigh.
"..it just feels like shit."

Light Heart [Warlord] 394291

>>394290
I chuckle
"You worry too much, miss Emrille. Do not let it get to you quite so easily."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394292

>>394291
"I can't help it! All I want is a little attention from her! I'm sure she would survive giving me some! Is it so much to ask for?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 394293

>>394292
"She does seem to focus all her attention on her daughter, yes. An understandable sentiment given the situation, I suppose."
I chuckle
"Not even I have been able to get close to her, despite my attempts."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394294

>>394293
Kick at the ground with a forehoof.
"Seems like a wasted attempt, really. At least when I shot ponies for money that had an outcome."

Light Heart [Warlord] 394295

>>394294
"Quite. I suppose miss Rosemary is much easier in that regard. She pays little mind to business, focusing solely on me instead."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394296

>>394295
Glance at her.
"Rub it in, why won't you."

Light Heart [Warlord] 394311

>>394296
I chuckle and pick her up from the ground
"I did not mean to sound patronizing, miss Emrille. All I am saying is that there are other mares out there."
I smile, muttering something under my breath
"Like miss Tela."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394313

>>394311
Can I hear that?
'1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394316

>>394313
Seems like saying something stealthily after picking me up to be closer was a bad idea.
"Oh, get fucked by a cannon, really!"

Light Heart [Warlord] 394317

>>394316
Maybe I wanted you to hear that then.
"Why so?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394318

>>394317
"Because she isn't into mares either…"

Light Heart [Warlord] 394321

>>394318
I smile
"I think that is a misconception. Though I can see where you would get the idea from."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394323

>>394321
"We've been doing jobs together for a good while so I know what she wants, and that's no me, okay? And she's a rough, loose slag anyway…"

Light Heart [Warlord] 394326

>>394323
"Miss Emrille, I did not get this far in life without being able to weigh the desires of ponies by the way they behave and talk. As I said, I am not a mind reader, but I do possess quite a bit of knowledge on body language. As for her roughness… even the roughest of diamonds can be cut into a masterpiece."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394327

>>394326
"She could turn into a fucking necklace for all I care then, but that ship has sailed."

Light Heart [Warlord] 394332

>>394327
"And what if she confessed her love to you tomorrow? Would you be able to say no?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394333

>>394332
I snort.
"Yeah, right after Celestia crowns me the new Princess."

Light Heart [Warlord] 394335

>>394333
"You still do not believe what I am saying is right then? When have I misled you, miss Emrille?"

Sateo [DD monk] 394337

here for the booty, did I sleep long enough to fix my head ache?

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394341

>>394335
"I don't care… I have my eyes on Spring now. If Tela fucking decided to wait until now, then she can go fuck herself."

Light Heart [Warlord] 394343

>>394341
I chuckle and put her back down.
"I suppose we will just have to see how things go then."
Ready for Reptil again

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394346

>>394343
"Yeah, sure…"
Same here

Chip(DD kngith) 394397

Here, dont know where I am right now or what happened last time but ready.

Wf+6 394408

>>394397
You've just arrived in Reptil. Nothing seems suspicious at all.



Alright, It's 9:05AM. Get out and make it happen.

Tony [Trickster] 394411

>>394408
Perception roll since I haven't rolled yet.
'1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

394412

>>394408
Do-I-notice-world-is-going-wrong roll.

Roll #1 4 = 4

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 394416

>>394408
I fly out over the city and look for good hunting grounds for me and whoever wants to come with.
[dice+1d10]

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 394417

>>394416
[1d10]

Roll #1 9 = 9

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394418

And then sometime in the past, I go approach Tela.
"Miss Tela?"

>>394408
Onwards to adventure!
I… do I notice any signs or anything pointing to districts?
'1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394419

>>394408
I should buy a scope.

Let's saddle up Tela first.

Sateo [DD monk] 394420

>>394408
I assume I slept off my headache then? If so I head to the crowded market, looking for easy targets to steal from. '1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

Spring Water [Doctor] 394421

>>394418
Right behind you.

Tela [Spellsword] 394423

>>394418
I turn to look at her
"Huh? Something wrong, kid?"

>>394419
"Psssh."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394425

>>394423
"Giddy up, I don't have all day! To a gun store!"

394427

>>394408
Time to explore the town then, see what's what.

Roll #1 5 = 5

Chip(DD kngith) 394428

>>394408
Rolling
'1d10'

Wake up and see whats happening around me. Where amI? Anything of noteworthy?

Roll #1 7 = 7

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394429

>>394423
"Um… what's your opinion of miss Emrille, miss Tela?"

Tela [Spellsword] 394431

>>394425
"Yeah yeah, calm the fuck down or you can just walk yourself."

>>394429
"Emmy? Hell, we go way back. I saved her ass a few times and stuck around so she didn't get herself killed. We parted ways later."

Wf+6 394432

>>394427
You wander into the administrative district. A pegasus is here on the steps giving a speech about freedom from oppression and voting for Cloud King for seat 3.

>>394428
On the ship, inside Nurturing Heart. She's still asleep.

>>394418
You see a map of down chalked out on the cobble. It gives you the feeling that most people don't pay much attention to the districts, but you get an idea of where the entertainment, shopping, town hall, and red light districts are.

Felfire [Necromancer] 394434

>>394432
Okay, time to get on deck and go look for…
"Abilio?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 394435

>>394432
Government? In Reptil?
"I was unware there was any form of organization at all…"

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394436

>>394431
"So you two are, um, really good friends?"

>>394432
Neat!
"Can we go to the shopping district?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394440

>>394431
Sit down on her back.
"Hurry up then!"

Chip(DD kngith) 394441

>>394432
Lightly shake her to wake her up.
"So, hows your training with Doc Peg?" I lightly bite her ear.

Tela [Spellsword] 394444

>>394436
"Yeah we are. Hey, somepony's gotta be friends with her right? I took that burden."
I laugh

>>394440
"Fine!"
Go to the gunstore.

Spring Water [Doctor] 394446

>>394436
"Sure we can. Just… watch out okay?"
Kind of stupid without Curry around…

Sateo [DD monk] 394447

>>394432
>thievery times plz
>>394420

Tony [Trickster] 394448

>>394432
Seems like I missed my chance to reinvent myself in front of spring.
Go into the bar again.

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394449

>>394444
I chuckle too.
"And, um… do you think miss Emrille is pretty, miss Tela?"

>>394446
We wait for Fidget then.

Tela [Spellsword] 394450

>>394449
I stare at her
"What?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394451

>>394449
Your wait is over. We're going shopping.

Wf+6 394453

>>394434
He's not in his cabin.

>>394435
He interrupts his speech and points a hoof.

"A FAIR POINT! Look at the rest of the council! No one is fighting for your freedom but CLOUD KING (for seat three)! You know what I love about freedom? It's just how free freedom really is free. That's why I fight for your freedom to be free so you can be free to exercise your freedom. I've defended that freedom for six terms now, and with the help of your freedom, I will have the power to defend your freedom to make you truly free. Vote Cloud King, seat three."

>>394441
"Mmm? He didn't want me on deck during the fight…"

>>394444
Okay you're there.

>>394420
The most immediately obvious is a blind beggar on the side of the street. He's made a reasonable number of bits, and stealing from him would be a breeze.

>>394448
You're at Screwdriver… or The Screwdriver. Or whatever this bar is called.

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 394454

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394455

>>394453
Raise an eyebrow.
"What sort of shop is this? Tell me the crap is just decoy and you have actually have worthwhile stuff to sell."

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394456

>>394450
"You know… do you think miss Emrille is pretty?"

>>394451
So onwards to the shopping district we go!
I set off.

Felfire [Necromancer] 394457

>>394453
I bet he's with Cloudy.
Go there, and have Fervor spy if he's 'busy' or not.

Chip(DD kngith) 394458

>>394453
"Fight? What fight?" I raise my eyebrow.

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394459

>>394456
And I'm trailing behind.
"So, what are our finances, miss Seas?"

Tony [Trickster] 394460

>>394453
Damn it. So many ponies…and I really wanted to transform in front of Emrille or something.
Flip a coin.
1.Stay for a drink
2.Do the reinvention thing with one of them then go drinking
'1d2'

Roll #1 2 = 2

394461

>>394456
Mother vision activate.

Scan for threats.

Roll #1 1 = 1

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394462

>>394459
"Uh…"
I peek into my bag to count.
"Nine and a half doubloons!"

Sateo [DD monk] 394463

>>394453
swipe that half beggar's gold '1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

Light Heart [Warlord] 394464

>>394453
I chuckle
"I see now. I value freedom above all, so I will certainly vote for you."

Tony [Trickster] 394465

>>394460
Do that first!
I get out again and look for one of the crew.
'1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394466

>>394462
"It would be best if you don't tell anyone, miss Seas. Saying one or two would be better."

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394467

>>394466
"Huh? Why's that mister Curry?"

Tela [Spellsword] 394468

>>394455
I just smirk

>>394456
"Why the hell would you-"
I frown
"Did Emrille set you up for this? She did, didn't she?"

Wf+6 394469

>>394417
There are some twisting alleyways that seem suitable.

>>394456
You split off from Tela and head for the shops.

>>394458
She taps your head with a hoof. "Have you got brain damage? The fight you ran through to get back to the ships when we left the paladin city."

>>394461
You spot an area with more town guards. That seems safer to shop in.

>>394463
He doesn't notice. Poor sod.

>>394464
He smiles winningly and turns back to the crowd. "Follow this intelligent mare's advice! Vote for freedom! Cloud King, seat three!"

>>394465
Chip seems to be the only one left on the ships…

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394470

>>394467
"Because this likely isn't the safest place to have a decent sum of money. So by saying you have very little, that makes you less of a target, both to thieves and to greedy merchants."

Sateo [DD monk] 394471

>>394469
How much is that? Enough for some cards and dice?

Wf+6 394472

>>394471
13 bits… so with a little haggling, perhaps.

394473

>>394469
How interesting.

Do I spot anyone around from the fleet that I recognize?

Roll #1 5 = 5

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394474

>>394468
"H- Huh? No miss Tela! I haven't even talked to miss Emrille in a while! Just… I just wanted to know if you found her pretty, that's all!"

>>394469
The Tela conversation is happening in the past, most likely aboard the ship or something.
I guess I look around now that I'm here.
Find something interesting!
'1d10'

>>394470
"Oooh… that makes sense."

Roll #1 3 = 3

Sateo [DD monk] 394475

>>394472
look for a new target, perhaps a cocky stallion or rich lady '1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

Spring Water [Doctor] 394476

>>394469
I point there
"There's guards there… maybe that's where we should go shopping so we don't get robbed."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394477

Tony [Trickster] 394478

>>394469
Is he in his cabin? Knock on the door.
"Hey Chip? You ready to go out in Raptil?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394479

>>394474
"Perhaps you'd have a better view from up here, miss Seas."
And I'll pick her up and set her on my back.
>>394476
"Guards?"
Do I see them? '1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

Felfire [Necromancer] 394480

>>394469
I know I'm a terrible roleplayer and this is the most boring character and we will do nothing all day, but pls.
>>394457

Tela [Spellsword] 394481

>>394474
I narrow my eyes and stare her down for a moment
"You're not lying, are you?"

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394482

>>394479
I giggle as he lifts me up and puts me on his back.

>>394481
I back away, cowering under her stare.
"N- No miss Tela! Y- Y- You're scaring me…"

Wf+6 394483

>>394475
You see a rich looking mare.

>>394473
Weeping Sitar is playing at a nearby music shop.

>>394479
Yep. Lot of guards over there. They look legit.

>>394455
"We got some special stock. Since ya came with yer momma I guess no one can complain to me."

>>394457
He is busy.

Chip(DD kngith) 394484

>>394469
I cough.
"Ah yes right. Perhaps I am missing some…. hmmm its kind of fuzzy now that I think about it. Has got to do with me dying three times in a row."

I then stand up and stretch.
"Say I got to go visit Felfire and thank her for bringing me back in this world three times. Can you handle yourself for today little nurse?" I stroke her mane.

Wf+6 394485

>>394478
He doesn't have a cabin. You find him in the bunkhouse inside his mare nurse.

Tony [Trickster] 394486

Tela [Spellsword] 394487

>>394482
I wince as she cowers and look away
"Sorry kid. Didn't mean to scare ya."

>>394483
I grin
"My little girl is growing up so fast."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394488

>>394483
Narrow my eyes.
"I'm not a motherfucking kid. It's just age magic. And you won't be treating me like one if you don't want trouble."
Try to intimidate him.
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394489

>>394483
Well, then, I suppose it can't hurt. Let's head on over.
"Well, then, I suppose over there is where we'll go."

Tony [Trickster] 394490

>>394485
"Woops. I'm not disturbing, am I?"

Wf+6 394491

>>394484
She nuzzles your paw.

"Okay… come back and fill me again soon~"

Sateo [DD monk] 394492

>>394483
Follow the mare, is she with anyone? '1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10

Felfire [Necromancer] 394493

>>394483
Wanna try taking a tour in town?

Light Heart [Warlord] 394494

>>394483
It's been some time since I last saw him.
"Mister Sitar, how pleasant to see you here. How are you faring these days?"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 394495

>>394493
I fly back to the ships and find you.
"Want to hunt?"

Spring Water [Doctor] 394496

>>394489
I smile and follow him
"Maybe this place isn't so lawless as I've heard then…"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394497

>>394496
"Possibly. The goods and services might be more expensive, though."

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394498

>>394487
I slowly stop cowering as she stops staring.
"It's okay… why are you so angry about it though? I just asked a question…"

>>394489
>>394496
"What shop even is that?"

Wf+6 394499

>>394488
He picks you up, sets you on the counter, and ruffles your mane. "There ya go, you can see better up here, kiddo. Now, how can I help the 'big adult mare' and her mom?"

>>394489
>>394496
You wander into the more heavily guarded area. Then you realize that these city guards are more likely privately contracted harem guards. You've wandered directly into the red light district.

>>394493
If it wouldn't be too disturbing to you.

>>394492
She looks to be alone… But then, the streets are quite crowded.

>>394494
"Same vibe as always… are you ready to start…?"

Felfire [Necromancer] 394500

>>394495
"In here?… Sure."

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394501

>>394499
The Red Light District?
What do I see around?
'1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10

Felfire [Necromancer] 394502

>>394499
I have the shadow of a huge and strong pony at my side, with the soul of a hero watching over me.
They won't get near.

Light Heart [Warlord] 394503

>>394499
"… Start?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394504

>>394499
And then we'll walk right back out.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394505

>>394487
Snark at her.
"I'm going to fucking…urgh.."

>>394499
"Stop that! I'm not a kid! And I want a scope for my fucking gun!"

Chip(DD kngith) 394506

>>394478
I get a blanket and cover Nurse Heart.
"Of course I am, but I got to visit FelFire first and thank her. If you want you can come along."

>>394491
I smile.
"As always."
I then ready myself and find Felfire.

Spring Water [Doctor] 394507

>>394499
… Yeah okay. Let's not go here and walk back out with Summer as quickly as possible.

>>394504
I grin sheepishly at him
"Oops…"

Tony [Trickster] 394508

>>394506
"No problem. Get yourself dressed first."
Wait outside and try to get the image out of my mind.
'1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394509

>>394507
"Honest mistake."
There'll be a bit of blush there, but we'll find our way back to the main shopping area.

Tela [Spellsword] 394510

>>394498
I roll my eyes and turn to look at her again
"You don't even know half of it, kid."

>>394505
I stick out my tongue at her

Sateo [DD monk] 394511

>>394499
"Alright, Monty.. I'm going to walk up next to her, and then you snatch her coin purse our of her pocket, and put it in mine" '1d10' to execute this plan.

Roll #1 2 = 2

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394512

>>394510
"You can stick that tongue you know where, you whore…"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 394513

>>394500
"The city. Seekkill found places."

394514

>>394512
I fake a gasp and smack her on the head
"Emmy!"

Roll #1 10 = 10

Chip(DD kngith) 394515

>>394508
She is already a 'she' thanks to the altar.
I nod then dress myself up before going outside.
"Ready? Lets find Felfire first." Go and do that.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394516

>>394514
Surely I can duck under that before she hits me?
'1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

Tony [Trickster] 394517

>>394515
That doesn't make it much better.
"Right, right. Lead the way."
Shake my head again.

Felfire [Necromancer] 394518

>>394513
"I hope there won't be too many ponies."
>>394515
On the deck of the Pillanger's Fancy.

Wf+6 394519

>>394501
You take a look through one of the big glass windows and see naked mares and stallions flaunting their proportions.

>>394502
If you feel comfortable.

>>394503
"You wanted me to teach you to play in front of the music shop, Rosemary…"

>>394505
"Sure thing, tiger. We got some nice scopes for your level."

He looks at Tela. "How much we you looking to spend?"

>>394507
>>394509
You head back out.

>>394511
You step forward a little too quickly and Monty brushes her leg. To be fair, snakes aren't very smart anyway. She turns, and screams,

"SNAKE! SNAAAAKE! THERE'S A DEADLY VIPER IN THE MARKET!"

Panic begins to break out. Stupid mare. He's a python, not a viper.

>>394514
>>394516
>crit
With a smack on the head that hard, you're feeling like you should probably just play along with 'mommy' for a while. That seriously hurt.

>>394515
You locate her. She's with Seekkill.

Chip(DD kngith) 394521

>>394518
>>394519
I approach her and Seekkill.
"Nice seeing you here, why are you two staying here in the ship? Me and Tony will head there shortly."

Light Heart [Warlord] 394522

>>394519
I raise a brow
"Light Heart, rather. I don't quite remember me requesting such a thing."
I look at Rosemary questioningly.

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 394523

>>394518
I cackle.
"Hopefully not too few. Seekkill carry you or Felfire follow on ground?"

>>394521
"Hunting. Come with? Remember Felfire rules."

Tony [Trickster] 394524

>>394521
Go with him.
Nod to both of them.
"Coppers, Seekkill."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394525

>>394519
Right. Well. Let's look for a different sort of "flower" shop, then. Like that one there. '1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

Tony [Trickster] 394526

>>394523
"Hunting?" I cock an eyebrow.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394527

>>394519
I lower my ears and rub my head.
"Ouch… that really hurt…"

Felfire [Necromancer] 394528

>>394521
"Because there are too many ponies."
>>394523
"… No. Let me do something."

Raise Seekkill's shadow and mount it.

"Ready to go."

Sateo [DD monk] 394529

>>394519
Shrug and try to take advantage, steal as much as I can in the panic. '1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10

Tela [Spellsword] 394530

>>394527
I snicker
"That's what bad fillies deserve, Emmy~"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394531

>>394530
I frown.
"Can I still get the scope?"

Wf+6 394532

>>394522
She shrugs.

Sitar remarks, "Yesterday after you pulled me out of the fountain."

>>394529
You find twelve more bits that have been dropped in the panic and slip out before the guards arrive.

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394533

>>394519
I just stand there, watching them in… confusion. Among other things.

Chip(DD kngith) 394534

>>394523
"Oh yes, the hunting trip."
"You mean now."

>>394528
"Too many? What do you mean?" I scratch my head.

Tela [Spellsword] 394535

>>394531
"Say please~"

Felfire [Necromancer] 394536

>>394534
"I mean that the roads are packed. I don't like it."

Light Heart [Warlord] 394537

>>394532
"… I see."
I keep looking at Rosemary questioningly.

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394538

>>394533
Oh we're well away from there. All you've got are memories of that.

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 394539

>>394524
"Coppers?"

>>394526
"Yes. Hunting."

>>394528
"Smart."

>>394534
"Yes. Stay or go? Choose now. Remember: No playing with catch."

Spring Water [Doctor] 394540

>>394533
We are long gone, silly.
"… Summer?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394541

>>394535
"Can we get it please?"
I look at her with puppy eyes.
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394542

>>394538
HOW GOOD ARE THOSE MEMORIES
'1d10'

>>394540
"H- Huh?"
I blush furiously as I hear her.

Roll #1 4 = 4

Tony [Trickster] 394543

>>394539
"I mean copperwings." Point to Felfire.
"So what you hunting for?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394545

>>394542
"You'd best just forget that until you're older, miss Seas."

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 394546

>>394543
"Anything we find."

Tela [Spellsword] 394547

>>394541
You are a very ugly puppy
"I suppose you could, sweetiepie~"

Felfire [Necromancer] 394548

>>394543
"Ponies."
>>394539
Grin a bit.

Wf+6 394549

>>394537
"We just got here…"

He shakes his head and points at Light Heart. "ROSEMARY helped me."

>>394528
But Seekkill's shadow was closed.

Spring Water [Doctor] 394550

>>394542
"That… stuff. Just forget about it for now, okay? I'll uh… explain it later."

Chip(DD kngith) 394551

>>394536
"I see, alrigtht then."
I then think for a moment.
"Say… thanks for your help back there in the paladin city. You revived me three times in a row from three mishaps… thanks to those two healers."


>>394539
I look at Reptil and then to Seekkill.
"Awww…. " I frown.
"Wait let me think."

Sateo [DD monk] 394552

>>394532
Alright, 25 bits should get me some cards and dice.. maybe even a tiny sword and hat for cheese? wait for the panic to die down. "Ya, did okay bucko." I smile at Monty.

Felfire [Necromancer] 394553

>>394549
But how many days have passed?
Raise mine then and climb it.

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394554

>>394510
Aaand I forgot to respond. Sorry.
"Don't know the half of it? What's so bad about it?"

>>394545
>>394550
I just gulp and nod, still blushing furiously.

Light Heart [Warlord] 394555

>>394549
"Mister Sitar please, my name is Light Heart."
I chuckle
"But what is it that I asked you then?"

Tony [Trickster] 394556

>>394546
Scratch my head.
"…uh…"

>>394548
Stare at her for a second.
"You mean like romantic hunting or hunting hunting?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394557

>>394554
"So. Let's look for some nice shops."
Let's find some nice shops. '1d10'
But not expensive ones.

Roll #1 7 = 7

Spring Water [Doctor] 394558

>>394557
Right…

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 394559

>>394549
>But Seekkill's shadow was closed.
When did that happen?

>>394551
"Think fast."

>>394556
"Hunting hunting."

Felfire [Necromancer] 394560

>>394556
"Like hunting and eating."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394561

>>394547
I smile.
"Thanks!"

Tela [Spellsword] 394562

>>394554
"Ugh…"
I look around
"Look, in all honesty, I ain't gonna deny Emrille looks… good. For a mare!"

Tony [Trickster] 394563

>>394559
>>394560
Stare again, then grin.
"Well I'm suddenly very glad I'm a Dog. Though I can be something else at times as well."
Reinvent Self (into a stallion) '1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

Chip(DD kngith) 394564

>>394556
"errr… " I scratch my head.

>>394560
>
>>394551
……
"Say, you need anything? Anything at all?" I look at her and stare at her coppered wings.

>>394559
"Uuuhhmmm uuhhm… I'll…. go?"

Wf+6 394565

>>394553
Noted.

>>394552
He softly hisses in reply, and winds his way back up your arm.

Hisssss.

>>394555
"To learn how to play and Inspire others…"

>>394557
You finally settle on Mama Gyöngyi's House of Cheeses.

It's a cheese shop.

>>394559
>But Seekkill's shadow was closed.
I can't remember if it was killed by the fire aspect or the wall of light. One of those two, though.

>>394563
You manage a colt.

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394566

>>394562
"I think she looks pretty too!"
I pause, and shuffle my hooves.
"And, um, uh… how much do you care for miss Emrille, miss Tela?"

Tony [Trickster] 394567

>>394565
Take a look over myself.
"Well fuck, I'm not the prey now, am I?"
Laugh

Light Heart [Warlord] 394568

>>394565
"… I see."
I look at the store
"And I can only assume this means I would need to buy an instrument."
I chuckle
"Very well. I'll humor you on this. I did take some music classes when I was younger after all."
Enter the shop. I end up buying an accordion again, etc. etc.

Chip(DD kngith) 394569

>>394563
>>394565
"Holy!" I step back looking at Tony.
"H… how??" I look at himand his flank.

……
"Why?"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 394570

>>394563
I pick you up and look you over.
"How do that? Seekkill learn?"

Felfire [Necromancer] 394571

>>394551
"Yeah, just make sure it doesn't happen often. Grogar might say it's your time and don't let you back ever again."
>>394563
"Would you look at… What the fuck is this? A new fetish?"

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394572

>>394565
A cheese shop?
"…Why'd we go into a cheese shop, mister Curry?"

Wf+6 394573

>>394569
>>394570
>>394571
It lasts a mere six seconds, then he's back to normal.

>>394568
Noted.

Spring Water [Doctor] 394574

>>394572
"I'd like to know as well…"

Light Heart [Warlord] 394575

>>394573
Now, should I roll again for the whole teaching thing or can I move on to Smitts?

Tony [Trickster] 394576

>>394570
Boop him before I get back normal.

>>394569
"Just something new I learned?"

>>394571
"Fetish? Nah, just a little transformation."

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 394577

>>394573
I drop him.

Felfire [Necromancer] 394578

>>394576
"Yeah well looks fucked up. Where did you learn it?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394580

>>394572
>>394574
I'll think for a moment.
"I honestly have no idea. I believe I was still in shock."
So. From the door of the Cheese Shop, can I see any flower shops or herbalists? '1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394581

So uh.
Did Tela buy me that scope yet?

Tony [Trickster] 394582

>>394578
"Fucked up? It just went a little wrong.
Watch."
Reinvent Self (into a teenage dragon) '1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

Tela [Spellsword] 394583

>>394566
I groan
"Like I said, she's an old pal of mine. Been through a lot of shit together."

Sateo [DD monk] 394585

>>394565
Well, time to go find Tony, he can help pick out cards with me.

Chip(DD kngith) 394586

>>394576
"Its something…. unique I say. This is the first time I saw…."

>>394582
"Aww,.. no please stop that." I close my eyes.

Wf+6 394587

>>394575
You can move on.

"Come back if you lose your rhythm… And remember to keep with the flow…"

>>394582
You get the reptile part right… but you only manage a lizard.

>>394581
No, you guys paused. Awaiting input.

>>394580
Not around here. Unless you count the mold on some of the cheese.

>>394585
You return to find the group on deck.

Felfire [Necromancer] 394589

>>394582
"Okay, it's useful to turn into small, defenseless things. I get it."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394590

>>394587
Hrmph.
"Perhaps we could try the entertainment district. I wonder if they do plays. Never seen a play before."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394592

>>394587
My internet shat out!
Tug at Tela.
"So will you buy it for me please? Will you?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 394594

>>394587
Right, time to go ask that question that has been in my mind for a while to Smitts.
"Strange fellow, is he not, miss Rosemary?"

Tony [Trickster] 394595

>>394587
Can I still talk?

>>394589
Run around in frustration for a few seconds.
When I change back
"Well, I still need to get some kinks out apparently."

Spring Water [Doctor] 394597

>>394590
"Oh… sure. Could be fun."

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394598

>>394583
I look down at the ground.
"And, um… do you have a crush on miss Emrille, miss Tela?"

>>394590
"Plays aren't that much fun… a lot of them are really boring, mister Curry."

Sateo [DD monk] 394599

>>394587
I wave at the group of them "Ahoy that mateys."
who is there

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 394600

>>394595
"Can you teach Seekkill that?"

Chip(DD kngith) 394602

>>394589
I frown at her not responding to my inquiries.
"I do think there is a way I can get back at you? Is there nothing? Nothing at all?"

Tony [Trickster] 394603

>>394600
Scratch my head.
"I don't know. What do you know about the Changer?"

Wf+6 394604

>>394594
"I think he's just high…"

>>394595
In lizard form? Sure. It's just hard to form some sounds.

>>394599
Chip, Seekkill, Tony, Felfire

Tela [Spellsword] 394605

>>394592
"Do it yourself!"

>>394598
I frown
"That's none of your business, kid."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394606

>>394598
"Well, there might be games or something else…"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 394607

>>394603
"Changer?"

Felfire [Necromancer] 394608

>>394595
"Uh. Lasts only a bunch of seconds?"
>>394602
I did answer, just late.
>>394571

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394609

>>394605
"B- But!…"
I scuff at the ground.
"Miss Emrille is really lonely you know… a- and sad too…"

Light Heart [Warlord] 394611

>>394604
"I think that might be the case, yes."
I smile and shake my head, then approach Smitts to get my mission.

Tony [Trickster] 394614

>>394604
The Bunny can talk too!

>>394607
"Yeah, you know the Changer Of Ways, the Lord of Chaos, Discord?"

>>394608
"When I manage to turn into a dragon a few seconds will be all I need."

Light Heart [Warlord] 394616

>>394606
"We may as well go see."
ENTERTAINMENT DISTRICT HO!

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 394617

>>394614
"No. He like Gro-gar?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394618

>>394605
Turn to the shoppony.
"How much is it, mister?"

Spring Water [Doctor] 394619

Wf+6 394620

>>394611
"Yes?"

>>394616
There are all kinds of things. Magicians. Performers. Big top. Theater. Arena. Brothels. The whole lot.

Chip(DD kngith) 394621

>>394599
"Hey there!" I wave back.
"Anything you got in the city that you fancy?"

>>394608
>>394571
I stand there.
"Hmmm… do you need anything? I mean I can pay you back in doubloon." I scratch my head.

Tony [Trickster] 394622

>>394617
"Uh a bit, but he's a lot less gloomy then Grogar. More fun."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394623

Wf+6 394624

>>394618
"This one? Gonna be about tree fiddy."

Tela [Spellsword] 394625

>>394609
"She's sad alright."
I snort and poke her with a hoof
"And heck, she's crushing hard on your mother. Not that I care."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394626

>>394620
"Well, miss Seas, how about a magician? Or one of the street performers?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 394628

>>394620
"Mister Smitts, I would like to ask you a question regarding something miss Rosemary accidentally told me."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394629

>>394624
"…how much is that with these?"
Give him a doubloon

Sateo [DD monk] 394630

>>394614
>>394617
"That be a nifty talent ye have Tony." I smile and slide closer to Tony "I snatched a few coins this mornin' we might head to market and get a deck o' cards?"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 394631

>>394622
"Hmm. He teach me? Where find him?"

Spring Water [Doctor] 394632

>>394626
"The street performers could be fun to watch."

Felfire [Necromancer] 394633

>>394621
Shake my head.
"That's not why I do it.
Just stay out of trouble. Maybe if I need something I will tell you."
>>394614
"Good luck with that. So, coming to the hunt?"
>>394622
"Tsk."

Sateo [DD monk] 394634

>>394621
"Not yet, thought ye might like to come look wit me?"

Chip(DD kngith) 394637

>>394633
I nod.
"Just tell me and I'll see what I can do."

>>394634
>>394631
I stop and look at Sateo, Seekkill and to Reptil
"Uhhmmm… uhhh.."

Tony [Trickster] 394638

>>394630
"Sure mate, we'll get right on it. We'll finish this talk and get moving."

>>394631
"Well, you can't talk to Discord himself. But if you're interested. You go talk to the bunny on Darklantern."

>>394633
"Nah, I'll pass. I'm not into hunting hunting ponies."

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394639

>>394625
I frown.
"And my momma doesn't like her back. And it should stay that way."
I poke her back.
"But… you could help her miss Tela! I… I think miss Emrille even has a little crush on you too…"

>>394626
>>394632
"Um…"
I scratch the ground.
"Can we… can we go back to the place with the mares that were dancing?"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 394640

>>394637
"If Chip not want hunt without play Seekkill take Chip later. Maybe."

>>394638
"Talk to bunny?"

Tela [Spellsword] 394641

>>394639
I raise a brow
"Still?"

Wf+6 394642

>>394629
The whole evaluation routine.

"Seven."

>>394628
"She was referencing the fact that you might have a cabin of your own, soon."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394643

>>394639
I'll share a glance with Spring.
"Why… do you want to go there, miss Seas?"

Sateo [DD monk] 394644

>>394637
I shrug "Ye can meet me there later if ye's got plans today."

Spring Water [Doctor] 394645

>>394639
"… I don't think so, Summer. That's no place for little fillies!"

Sateo [DD monk] 394646

>>394638
I nod and stand to the side.

Tony [Trickster] 394647

>>394640
Straight face.
"Yes."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394648

>>394642
"Okay!"
I smile and give him the other six doubloons.

Light Heart [Warlord] 394649

>>394642
"… I see. To what end?"

Sateo [DD monk] 394650

>>394640
>>394647
"A bunny? Ifin' ye be needin a translator fer it I'd be willin'"

Tony [Trickster] 394652

>>394650
"It's a special type of bunny. Well if all of you don't believe me. Let's pay him a quick visit right now."

Felfire [Necromancer] 394653

>>394638
Frown.
"You got a bunny on board? A Discordian bunny?"

Raise his shadow with Magenta in it, Seance.

"You know anything about Discordian bunnies, Magenta?"

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394654

>>394641
I nod.
"Yeah!… And… you might help her be less mean and angry all the time too!"

>>394643
"They were really… um… pretty."

>>394645
"B- But I'm not a little filly!"

Chip(DD kngith) 394655

>>394640
"hmmmm…"

"Is it alright for you? We can hunt later then." I grin.

>>394644
"I can accompany you today Sateo. We are going to the city right?"

Felfire [Necromancer] 394656

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394657

>>394654
I'll shake my head.
"I'm afraid I need to agree with your mother on this, miss Seas. The red-light district is no place for a filly your age."

Tony [Trickster] 394658

>>394653
Can I hear that?

Sateo [DD monk] 394659

>>394652
I nod. "Sure thing mate, I'll meet ye bunny."
>>394655
"Aye, if Tony don't mind one more dog tagging along"

Spring Water [Doctor] 394661

>>394654
I give her a hard stare
"Yes you are, Summer."

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 394662

>>394647
"Later."

>>394650
"Maybe."

>>394653
"Ready for hunt?"

Tony [Trickster] 394663

>>394659
"Of course not."

>>394662
"Later then."

Still waiting for whatever Felfire is doing.

Felfire [Necromancer] 394664

>>394662
"A minute. This bunny thing has me curious."
>>394663
waiting on wf.

Wf+6 394665

>>394648
"Enjoy. Tell yer friends. Don't shoot yer eye out."

Scope get.

>>394649
"If you can handle it, I was going to make you a third mate. If."

>>394656
Are you for real? That's 11 posts after mine. There's no way I could have missed it. I can't see the future.

>>394653
"Bunnieeeeees? Nothing reeeeeally specific to them."

>>394658
Um, sure. It's Seance, so it's out loud.

Light Heart [Warlord] 394666

>>394665
"I see. What would my duties be, if you don't mind me asking?"

Chip(DD kngith) 394667

>>394662
"I'll make up with you Seek someday, or perhaps later. The city's call is just too much for me." I grin at him.

>>394663
>>394659
"I'm ready when you three dogs are."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394668

>>394665
Flutter on the back of Tela with a grin and keep inspecting the scope from close.
"Where are we going now?"

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394669

>>394657
>>394661
"But I'm not!… I just wanna watch them dance…"

Tony [Trickster] 394670

>>394665
"Discord comes in many forms."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394671

>>394669
"Miss Seas, the dances they were doing weren't exactly… dances. They were things that ponies do for other ponies they want to take to bed with them."
I'll cough slightly.
"And doing that in public is very lewd."

Tela [Spellsword] 394672

>>394654
"Hah! Too bad I'm not a dyke! I just said she looks good for a mare that doesn't mean I want to screw her."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394673

Spring Water [Doctor] 394674

>>394669
"Those dances weren't mean for fillies either, sweetie…"

Sateo [DD monk] 394675

>>394667
I smile, "Aye, should be a good day.."

Tela [Spellsword] 394676

>>394668
"A magical fucking adventure, Emmy. Wanna hit the bars?"

Chip(DD kngith) 394677

>>394675
>>394670
"Lets head off then, dont want the ladies in the city waiting eh? Ahahaha!" I then walk and head off to the docks.

Wf+6 394678

>>394666
"Management of crew. Report back to me. Something you're already doing, but with a little more weight and responsibility behind it. A specific domain tied to it."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394679

>>394676
I tilt my head.
"The bars? Why?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 394680

>>394678
I nod
"Indeed. You may consider me very interested, mister Smitts."

Felfire [Necromancer] 394681

>>394665
It wasn't to point out you had missed it, it was to point it out entirely, since it had no roll or link to your posts.
I wanted to help you in this chaos.
>>394670
Shrug.
"The lady doesn't know him."

"Seekkill, I'm ready."

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 394683

>>394681
Does the shadow you are on have working wings?

Tela [Spellsword] 394684

>>394679
"You know, to get tanked? Shitfaced?"

Felfire [Necromancer] 394685

>>394683
It's mine, shadows are unhindered by the lumps of copper, so yes.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394686

>>394684
I just blink at her curiously.

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 394687

>>394665
>>393329
Let's look around from there and see if anyone there riles up my memory. Maybe a pair of ears , a face, or a tail, might get me to clear my head.

[1d10]

Roll #1 4 = 4

Tony [Trickster] 394688

>>394681
Shrug my shoulders as well.
"No-one knows everything about Discord. Have fun with your hunt."

>>394677
Follow him.

Tela [Spellsword] 394689

>>394686
And I stare back at her.
"Well?"

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394690

>>394672
I frown.
"That's not very nice miss Tela… there's nothing wrong with liking mares! And… you'd make her really happy too!"

>>394671
>>394674
"Aw…"

Sateo [DD monk] 394691

>>394677
>>394688
In which case I follow as well. is there a general shop, or something that would probably sell cards '1d10' Also keeping an eye out for good targets

Roll #1 5 = 5

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 394692

>>394665
>>394681
I fly us to the roofs overlooking the alleys I found earlier. Can I spot any good targets?
[1d10]

Roll #1 1 = 1

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394693

>>394690
"Just enjoy your childhood while you have the chance, miss Seas. So. Magician, or street performer? Or perhaps a busker or minstrel?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394694

>>394689
"Okay I guess… but can we get some food too, please, Miss Tela? I'm a bit hungry."

Spring Water [Doctor] 394695

>>394690
"Let's just go to something less… flashy."

Tela [Spellsword] 394697

>>394694
"Whoa whoa what? Did you just call me…"
And then it hits me
"…"
After which I start laughing loudly

Chip(DD kngith) 394698

>>394691
While he was doing that, look around. What has this city got to offer?

Chip(DD kngith) 394699

>>394698
Forgot to roll
'1d10

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394700

>>394697
I scunch.
"What's so funny about being hungry?"

Wf+6 394701

>>394680
"Good. There is something I need you to take care of, first. In town, there's a seminar for a program called Headthought. It's all trivial cultist garbage, but I need you to plant seeds under seat number eighty eight, and get out quickly after that. Go in through the side entrance: you'll know it by the large fountain. And be sure to bring Miss Rosemary, and ONLY Miss Rosemary."

>>394687
No one around here right now that you'd recognize.

>>394692
You smash into a roof and tumble into the alley below.

>>394691
You find a shop, but no real targets.

Felfire [Necromancer] 394702

>>394692
Wait for him.

Chip(DD kngith) 394703

>>394699
>>394698
arg
'1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

Tony [Trickster] 394704

>>394701
Take a look around the shop.
What are they selling?

Wf+6 394705

>>394698
>>394699
>>394703
Brothels, food, magic, shops, etc. Pretty much all of it.

Light Heart [Warlord] 394706

>>394701
I nod
"Very well, mister Smitts."
Take the package and go fulfill my task.

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394707

>>394693
>>394695
"Okay…"
I tap a hoof to my chin.
"Uh… I kinda wanna go shopping still…"

>>394697
>
>>394690

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 394708

>>394701
I fly back up and try looking again.
[1d10]

Roll #1 8 = 8

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394709

>>394707
"Well, we might be able to find something nice. Perhaps a dress shop, or a hatter's."
Any haberdashers near the entertainment district? '1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10

Wf+6 394710

>>394706
You arrive near the fountain. Headthought greeters are handing out boxes for heads.

"Will you take the job?"

>>394708
You get up from your position in the dank alley without getting mugged. Good job.

Tela [Spellsword] 394711

>>394690
"Sure I would. She's been teasing me about it all the damn time."

>>394700
I snort and snicker for a moment
"Nothing… Let's go find the doc."
Find Spring Water

Sateo [DD monk] 394712

>>394701
what's the shop selling? Any interesting cards or dice?

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 394713

>>394701
"Can't disagree with a vendor giving away his wares, but I'll need to look for a steady employer, else I'll end up as a gryphon without a tail feather."

Let's go to the docks and check with the workers. I'm certain they'll know of ships looking for new certified soldiers such as myself.

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 394715

>>394710
And now for the looking from the rooftop.
[1d10]

Roll #1 1 = 1

Light Heart [Warlord] 394716

>>394710
"… I believe so, miss Rosemary. I am certain you support that idea too, no?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394717

>>394711
I keep scrunching but sit on her back as we go.

Chip(DD kngith) 394719

>>394712
"Hey you dont mind me going around and see if I can wet my whistle?" I smile

>>394705
"Ooohh… hahahaha!" Go and find a good place to drink and eat.

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394720

>>394711
"Only because she doesn't want to admit that you weren't interested… which you are! You just don't want to admit it!"

Tony [Trickster] 394721

>>394719
"Not at all. We'll be right there."

Spring Water [Doctor] 394722

>>394709
Follow him, he clearly has the right trail.

Tela [Spellsword] 394723

>>394720
"Really now? And you know that how? I already told you I'm not a dyke like she is. Hell, even if I was she'd just go for the doc anyway."

>>394722
"Hey doc! Need your help here!"

Sateo [DD monk] 394724

>>394719
"Lookin' for a bit o' ale mate?" I grin back "Go ahead, I'll be headed thar soon enough I imagine."

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394725

>>394723
I scrunch up my face.
"You just don't want to admit it… why do you think you don't like miss Emrille, miss Tela? You act like you do all the time! Or maybe you just don't realize it…"

In the present
"Miss Tela? What are you doing here?"

Spring Water [Doctor] 394726

>>394723
"Huh? Tela?"

Wf+6 394727

>>394715
As you zoom through one of the dark alleyways, looking for prey, you get caught in a big net, which swiftly twists closed.

Rogues brandishing blades appear from the darkness.

"Looks like we found lunch."

>>394709
You come to Buttons 'n' Things, a haberdasher that specializes in the most trivial parts of clothes.

>>394713
Since it's a bright day, the Darklantern stands out the most with its midnight wood. You head there first. A griffon is on deck, wrapped in white cloth.

>>394716
"It would be nice to have a room… you'd let me stay with you, wouldn't you?"

>>394711
>>394717
You regroup with the others.

>>394719
The Screwdriver seems to be the most popular bar around.

394728

>>394727
Okay I'm tired of waiting.
Fly up and look for Seekkill.

Roll #1 7 = 7

Tela [Spellsword] 394729

>>394725
"Hey I never said I didn't like her. I just don't like her."

>>394725
>>394726
"Emmy is braindead again. Hit her on the head too hard."
I snicker

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394730

>>394726
>>394725
Wave at them with a smile.

394731

>>394727
I try to slice my way out of the net with my claws.

Roll #1 1 = 1

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394732

>>394727
But at least they sell hats. They're not a haberdasher if they don't sell intact hats.
>>394729
I'll frown a little at that.
"Something tells me it wasn't that much of an accident, Tela."

Light Heart [Warlord] 394733

>>394727
I smile and give her a kiss
"Of course, miss Rosemary."
I look at the side-entrance
"Now… shall we?"

Chip(DD kngith) 394734

>>394727
"Screwdriver… what an odd name." I mumble.
Check it out then and see whats inside. What kind of bar is this?

Sateo [DD monk] 394735

>>394727
I guess I will go up to the counter and see if I can grab the attention of the shop keeper. "Hey, anyone back thar?"

394736

>>394729
>>394730
I frown and Heal Emrille
"Tela… you really should be more careful. This could be serious."

Roll #1 10 + 2 = 12

Tony [Trickster] 394737

>>394727
Even better are there cards on display, in a good place to snatch them?
'1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394738

>>394727
Ooh!
Neat store.
Can I find any super neat hats?
'1d10'

>>394729
Past
I scrunch up.
"You just don't want to admit it…"
Present
"Why'd you smack miss Emrille?…"
Heal her.
'1d10+2'

Roll #1 4 = 4 / Roll #2 4 + 2 = 6

Tela [Spellsword] 394740

>>394732
I snicker
"Woops~"

>>394736
"Whatever. She's thickheaded enough to stand it."

>>394738
I cross my arms
"Oh yeah?"

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 394742

>>394727
Walk up to the Griffon and introduce ourselves, like a proper gentlehorse.

"I've heard you were taking on mercenaries."

Where did I hear this? Why is my head pounding?


"I've been a Skirmisher in a variety of mercenary armies and flotillas. With my crossbow, I've helped catawamptiously chew up a bevvy of enemies before they could strike back and weaken whatever forces managed to make their way to battle. I'm also trained in a bit of the alchemical arts, mostly healing, but I can turn them to damage in a jiff. A bonafide soldier, looking for a new contract."

"I can even tell time!"

What? Why did I say this?

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394748

>>394740
"Yeah!"
I nod.
"Just give it a try miss Emrille… just ask her! You might find you like having a special somepony…"

Wf+6 394749

>>394733
"Okay."

Only the first six rows are filled with ponies, seat 88 is unoccupied.

>>394732
A haberdasher is a person who sells small articles for sewing, such as buttons, ribbons, zips, and other notions.

>>394731
They transfer your net to a large pot on a fire. It's boiling. You begin to cook alive.

You are helpless with four wounds remaining. This water is hot!

>>394728
You see no Seekkill, only a cooking pot with some rogues around it. And some muffled griffon shrieks.

>>394736
Looks like she's fixed up.

>>394734
A crowded one. There are no seats available here on the first floor. Bards are performing in the northeast corner.

>>394735
"Yeah, whaddaya want?"

>>394737
They are suspiciously unguarded for such a roguish town… Especially because there are other valuables just lying around on display as well.

>>394738
They don't sell hats here, just frivolous things.

>>394742
He nods. "Good. Can you read that?"

The hour hand is at the big one. The minute hand is two ticks past the big six.

Light Heart [Warlord] 394750

>>394749
Quickly go over and plant the seeds, then head back outside swiftly as instructed.

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394752

>>394749
>In American English, haberdasher is another term for a men's outfitter.
ARE YOU NOT AMERICAN

394753

>>394749
I try to get out of the pot.

Roll #1 8 = 8

Spring Water [Doctor] 394756

>>394749
"Are you okay, Emrille?"

Felfire [Necromancer] 394757

>>394749
Number of rogues? Those fuckers…

Land in the middle and tip the pot over with a powerful strike of my scythe '1d10', as my shadow gets ready to intercept any attack coming at me.'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4 / Roll #2 9 = 9

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394758

>>394749
I shake my head.
"Wait, what the fuck?"

>>394756
Blink at her.
"Yeah, but you weren't here before."

Sateo [DD monk] 394759

>>394749
"A deck o' cards, ye got any?"

Tony [Trickster] 394760

>>394749
Paying for cards. HA.
Snatch those cards, put them in my many pockets coat quickly '1d10'. What kind of valuables?

Roll #1 2 = 2

Spring Water [Doctor] 394761

>>394758
I smile at her weakly
"You hit your head too hard again. You were acting like a filly and I had to heal you."

Sateo [DD monk] 394763

>>394760
with stolen money, but hey if you think you can pull it off

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394764

>>394758
"It seems you took quite a blow to the head, Emrille. This would be the third case of your mind reverting."

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 394765

>>394749
>The hour hand is at the big one
"It's one o'clock."
>The minute hand is two ticks past the big six
"Thirty two minutes after the hour."

"I was just looking for a job, but what is the rest of the crew like?"

Tony [Trickster] 394766

>>394763
Those are my thoughts.

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394767

>>394758
"You were acting like a filly, miss Emrille."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394768

>>394764
>>394761
I scrunch.
"…fuck. I swear I will have to kick Abilio in the ass to fix this… so what are you doing?"

Wait, did I get a scope? I can't remember.

Chip(DD kngith) 394769

>>394749
Go and explore the place, perhaps find a seat or two near the bards and call for a tavern wench to order some good ale.

Spring Water [Doctor] 394770

>>394768
"Just wandering around to see if we can find something nice. Not like there's too much of that in Reptil…"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394771

>>394767
Hop off the back of Tela.
"At least your mom snapped me out of it…"

>>394770
"I didn't really have a good look around yet. Found anything interesting?"

Spring Water [Doctor] 394772

>>394771
I blush ever so slightly
"… No."

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394773

>>394771
"There were some dancing mares that looked really pretty… but not much else."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394774

>>394768
"Looking for a hatter. Thought miss Spring could use a nice hat to keep the sun out of her eyes on deck, and miss Seas might like one as well."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394776

>>394772
"That sucks then."

>>394774
I smirk.
"And you were making fun of mine."

>>394773
I snicker.
"Oh really?"

Wf+6 394777

>>394752
Reptil isn't

>>394750
As you exit, you spot Weeping Sitar vomiting into the fountain.

"We can't just leave him, can we…? He did help you with your accordion…"

>>394757
Four. It'll be a good match!

You swing wide with your scythe, and get cut up. +2 to next scythe.

Fervored backhoofs another, knocking him back, but another joins in and slashes at him.

>>394753
You burst free.

Felfire: 3/5h
>Fervored Freedom (Felfire): 3/5w
Seekkill: 5/5h, 4/5w

>>394760
As soon as you slip the cards in your pocket, metal sheets slide over the door and counter, and the room begins to fill with noxious gas.

>>394765
"Well done. We have a varied crew of privateers. We're here selling tariff-free goods."

>>394768
You did.

>>394769
"Have a specific poison in mind?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 394778

>>394777
I raise a brow
"… No. He does seem to really like fountains, does he not?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394779

>>394776
"That's because it was ridiculous. I aim for something simple."

Felfire [Necromancer] 394780

>>394777
Cleave two of them!
'1d10+2'
"Grogar calls!"

Fervored keeps another one busy.
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 + 2 = 6 / Roll #2 5 = 5

Wf+6 394781

>>394778
"He mentioned one earlier…"

394782

>>394777
I raor at one and grab his head with my claws.
Touch of Life to heal myself.

Roll #1 9 = 9

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394783

>>394779
"That hat has class, style, and a damn scope! It doesn't get any better than that!"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 394784

>>394782
>I roar in pain

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394785

>>394776
I nod.
"Yeah… but my momma and mister Curry say they're not for little fillies… i'm not a little filly!"

Light Heart [Warlord] 394786

>>394781
"Indeed."
Well, let's help him out, shall we?
"Come come, mister Sitar."

Spring Water [Doctor] 394787

>>394785
I frown at her.

Chip(DD kngith) 394788

>>394777
"Give me your strongest ale by the tankard." I grin.
"Also give me some meat and bread at the side."

Look around and listen to the bard. What music are they making?

Tony [Trickster] 394789

>>394777
Fuck.
Get over to the metal door to the outside.
Reinvent Self(into a Manticore or something strong enough to smash it down.) pls rng '1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394790

>>394785
I'll put my hoof over my face a moment at this.
"Miss Seas, even Emrille will have to agree you're not old enough for that part of town."
>>394783
"But they don't need a scope."

Sateo [DD monk] 394791

>>394777
Jump to my paws, is there a window or something to break open? '1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 394792

>>394777
"When are you taking off? I was looking for a job, but I still have some gear I need to bring in."

Huh. I thought I heard something?

When was I last on the dock? I'm somewhat certain of the fact that I've talked to this gryphon before. I remember someone, but I don't recall why.

Try to recall.
[1d10]

Roll #1 10 = 10

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394793

>>394785
"Neither am I!"
I snicker again.
"But if your momma says so."

>>394790
Nod.
"Dancing is serious business…"
And roll my eyes.
"And they don't need one, but benefit from it. Not to mention I couldn't but it on the rifle that was on my saddlebag."

>>394787
I look at her with a sly smile.
"Maybe later we could have a dance, Spring?~"

Spring Water [Doctor] 394795

>>394793
I scrunch
"I haven't danced in years. And I don't mean that type of dance either."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394800

>>394795
I keep smirking.
"I'm sure we could dance sometime then, couldn't we? Just to get you back in the swing of things. Whichever dance you prefer."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394801

>>394795
"Well, miss Spring, there are musicians. There are dance halls, most likely. I'm sure you, Emrille, perhaps even myself, we could all find a dance partner."
I'll scratch my beard a bit.
"Though it's probably best if you pair up with Emrille. I… don't exactly know how to dance."

Wf+6 394802

>>394780
You aim true, but they both respond by vanishing. Damn rogues! +2 next.

The remainder cuts into Fervored in an opening.

>>394782
He shrieks in pain as you heal yourself.

Felfire: 3/5h
>Fervored Freedom (Felfire): 2/5w
Seekkill: 5/5h, 4/5w

>>394786
You pull him out. "Thanks miss…?"

"Rosemary!"

He passes out.

>>394788
They're playing the traditional dubstep song of Reptil, xXx420SmokeTokeErryDayxXx.

>>394789
You turn into a fish and shrivel even faster in the fumes.

You won't be able to stay conscious much longer.

>>394791
A metal sheet has been lowered over the door, and there are no other windows. You rail hopelessly against the reinforced wall. At least you're better off than Tony, now a fish.

>>394792
You do get an odd sense of deja vu, but you can't remember anything beyond this point. Hm. Have you met before, maybe? No. Ah, well.


"We'll be in port a couple days at least. You'll have time."

Light Heart [Warlord] 394804

>>394802
"Come, miss Rosemary. We will get him back to the fleet and then report to mister Smitts."
Do just that.

Tony [Trickster] 394806

>>394802
Tony uses Splash.
'1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

Felfire [Necromancer] 394807

>>394802
Turn around to the one who just struck Fervored and plant the scythe in the middle of his head!
'1d10+2'
Fervored keeps him steady!
'1d10'

Roll #1 2 + 2 = 4 / Roll #2 4 = 4

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394808

>>394800
I frown.
"She doesn't want to dance with you miss Emrille."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394809

>>394801
"Oh you are right on that. Very right."
Glance at his leg that he shot for a second.
"Wouldn't want to bust your leg, would you?"

Spring Water [Doctor] 394810

>>394800
I smirk
"You're too small!"

Chip(DD kngith) 394811

>>394802
I frown at the song. Lets do something better like drinking.
'3d10'

Do my eye spy a good looking pie? If not perhaps I'll go and find a place to take care of this heat.

Roll #1 9, 7, 7 = 23

394812

>>394802
I try to tear out his throat now. Claws or beak, it doesn't matter.

Roll #1 5 = 5

Sateo [DD monk] 394813

>>394802
>>394806
Grab my scaly brotheren. and scowl at the merchant "Ye foul witch, look what ye has done to me mate"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394814

>>394808
"You don't know that!"

>>394810
"I'm sure we can work something out."
Flap my wings.

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394815

>>394809
I'll paw the ground a bit with the leg.
"Don't know what you're talking about, Emrille. My leg's fine as ever."
>>394810
"Haven't you ever danced with your daughter, miss Spring?"

Sateo [DD monk] 394816

>>394806
"just play along" I speak to you in fish

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 394817

>>394802
"Thank you kindly. I'll return to retrieve my rather meager diggings."

Let's look around a bit at the port. If nothing interesting happens, we need to return home and get myself prepared for travel.

Spring Water [Doctor] 394818

>>394808
>>394814
>>394815
"Well… I guess we could all use some fun, no?"

Tony [Trickster] 394819

>>394816
I'll be not a fish anymore in 5 seconds, so drop me before I squish you.

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394820

>>394814
"I do. And she doesn't!"
I continue frowning.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394821

>>394815
"Good."
Look at him in the eye for a moment.
"Let it stay like that then."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394823

>>394818
"I know I could!"

>>394820
Pout.
"Is this true, Spring?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394825

>>394821
"How oddly kind of you to worry for my health."
>>394818
"Yes, I believe fun is the order of the day."
>>394820
"Now, miss Seas, do you know how to dance?"

Sateo [DD monk] 394827

>>394819
my eyes widen and I put you down on the counter. "punch him in the face when you change back"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394828

>>394825
"Wouldn't want you to get hurt by overstepping your bounds, that's all."

Spring Water [Doctor] 394829

>>394820
>>394823
I look between the two of them
"Don't you want to dance with Emrille, Summer?"
I snicker

Tony [Trickster] 394830

>>394827
Right.

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394831

>>394829
I'll chuckle as well.
"Now that would be rather cute."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394833

>>394829
I look at her, then at Summer, then giggle.

Wf+6 394834

>>394807
A rogue bursts from the shadows and stabs you in the back! Autocrit!

+4 to next.

The rogue Fervored is fighting cuts him down. He's dismissed, and your shadow is closed.

>>394812
One of the rogues bursts from the shadows, and strikes you in the back! Autocrit!

The rogue you initially targeted uses this as his opening to attack.

Felfire: 0/5h, 2/5w
>Fervored Freedom (Felfire): CLOSED
Seekkill: 0/5h, 2/5w

>>394813
>>394806
You can't see the merchant, behind the other sheet of metal. Tony turns back, but is at the very brink of passing out. Sateo can last just a little longer.

>>394817
Nothing too interesting right now. You arrive at your lodgings.

>>394811
Goes down smooth. What's on the menu? This place is packed, so you have a lot of options. What kind of pie are you looking for? Cherry? Trap? Blackberry? What was that second one?

394835

>>394834
This is wonderful, I might just cream myself…
Stand up!

Roll #1 2 = 2

Light Heart [Warlord] 394836

394837

>>394834
I try to get up and maybe slash one of them with one of my poison gauntlets as I do.

Roll #1 5, 5 = 10

Chip(DD kngith) 394838

>>394834
"No no. No pies for me. Bread and perhaps some grilled fish would do."
Drink again.
'3d10'

Roll #1 9, 1, 3 = 13

Sateo [DD monk] 394839

>>394834
I scowl. is there a way to stop the gas. '1d10' to NR Tony against to toxin.

Roll #1 8 = 8

Tony [Trickster] 394841

>>394834
Try to make a hole into the metal sheets with my pistols. '1d10' He's going down with us.

Roll #1 6 = 6

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 394842

>>394834
Let's grab what little gear I have, and pass by the Apothecary and the marketplace. I remember encountering some odd individuals in those areas.

I've secured employment, let's take our time and look around.

[1d10]

Roll #1 3 = 3

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394843

>>394825
"Not really…"

>>394829
>>394833
"What's so funny?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394844

>>394843
"Nothing, nothing~"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394845

>>394843
"Well, perhaps it's time we both learned how."

Spring Water [Doctor] 394846

>>394843
"I think you'd just look cute. Two fillies dancing together."
I chuckle

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394848

>>394846
"Would you still dance with me afterwards?"

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394849

>>394848
I frown again.
"I'll dance with you if you want someone to dance with! My momma doesn't wanna dance with you!"

Wf+6 394851

>>394804
You arrive at the fleet. Smitts nods approvingly.

"Did it go well?"

>>394835
You get jabbed in the gut and collapse. Exactly 0w, 2 autohyp rolls. Consciousness and life.

>>394837
They don't stab you, though. They drag you to the pot, and are poised to drop you back in.

>>394838
It started good, but then it hit you like a freight train. Soon you're being led off by some odd company, not entirely sure why you're abandoning your meal.

Ah, well… she's eyecandy. What's she doing with that brick? Heh heh.. you are so drunk.

>>394839
You keep him up just a little longer, but you yourself are on the brink of going under.

>>394841
Your bullets ricochet as you take your aim. Fire away, fire away. It is titanium.

>>394842
You run into the unicorns, none of which spark your memory. I mean that literally. You can't see with all this stuff in your face and you trip over Emrille, who collapses into Spring, who falls on Curry, who falls on Summer. Total party down.

Except Tela, who is just observing and laughing.

Spring Water [Doctor] 394852

>>394848
>>394849
"Hmmm… if you two play n-"

>>394851
"Oof!"
I rub my head with a hoof
"Watch where you're going!"

394853

>>394851
This will be interesting.
Maybe it's warm on the other side…

Roll #1 6, 3 = 9

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394854

>>394851
Oof. TK to catch Summer before she hits the street. '1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394855

Chip(DD kngith) 394856

>>394851
I shake my head.
"Uuuhh… wha what? Where you takin Chips eh?" I try to shake them off me.
'1d10'
>inb4

Roll #1 9 = 9

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394857

>>394849
"I'm sure she-"

>>394851
"What the-..CAN'T YOU SEE WHRE YOU ARE GOING? Watch the fuck out!"

Light Heart [Warlord] 394858

>>394851
"Yes. It went flawlessly. Although I must admit I am slightly unclear as to why you insisted on only bringing along miss Rosemary."

Wf+6 394859

>>394837
Correction: You're up

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 394860

>>394851
>>394852
>>394854
>>394857
"Ah, apologies, apologies. I didn't see the children playing and I tripped over them. Again, my apologies."

Sateo [DD monk] 394861

>>394851
NR myself "Mate, we gotta get out o' here" '1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

Spring Water [Doctor] 394862

>>394860
I scrunch and quickly get Summer up
"Are you okay sweetie?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394864

>>394860
"What? I'm not a child! And open your fucking eyes!"

Tony [Trickster] 394865

>>394851
"Yeah if only I knew how."
Check around something in this shop we can use to break out? '1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 394866

>>394859
Touch of Life on one of them to heal Felfire.
[1d10]

Roll #1 8 = 8

Sateo [DD monk] 394869

>>394865
"Break the wall with somethin'?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394871

>>394860
I think I landed on my horn somehow.
Up I get, though.

Tony [Trickster] 394872

>>394869
"I'm checking. What about the roof?"

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394874

>>394862
"Ow…"
I rub wherever I landed.
"Yeah… I'm okay…"

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 394875

>>394871
Let's help him up.

"I apologize, sir. I didn't notice the children."

>>394864
"Hmm, well then, I apologize for intruding, Miss."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394876

>>394875
"You better be! Fuck.."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394879

>>394875
"It's alright, I suppose."
I'll nod as I get to my hooves.
"Still, what could distract you from watching your hooves?"

Wf+6 394880

>>394853
You stay awake for the end. It's… warm at first. The blood, gushing out. But then… it turns cold. Cold…

Cold…

Black.

Time of death, 3:01 PM

>>394854
You manage to only pull her under you. She cushions your fall, like a nice pillow.

>>394856
You shake her off. You can't quite focus, but she looks like a beauty. "Aren't you going to join all us girls down at the parlor, Chip?"

>>394858
"Good. That's all I'll need. Move your things into the third mate's cabin of the Sirocco. Unless you had a preference."

>>394861
You earn yourself a little more breathing room with a crit. You think you can make it! Then you look at Tony…

>>394865
You collapse from the toxin. Turning yourself into a fish really hurt your system… as a last act, you reach vaguely toward a large halberd on display, but then black out from the poison.

>>394866
Too little, too late. She's dead. You jerk the life out of a nearby rogue and heal yourself, while two vanish, and the other takes an unopposed attack.

Seekkill: 3/5h, 3/5w

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 394882

>>394880
I hit him with one of my poison gauntlets.

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 394883

>>394882
[1d10]

Roll #1 9 = 9

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394884

>>394880
I stand up next to Summer and look at Curry.
"What the fuck?"

Sateo [DD monk] 394885

>>394880
I grab the Halberd, and use it to hack away at the weakest point in the wall I can find. '1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394886

>>394880
That does it, I'm never using magic again.
And I'll be keeping a small distance between myself and Summer.
I really am a Ponified Calamity.

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394887

>>394874
I guess this is moot then.

>>394880
I squirm from underneath Curry, trying to push him off me.

>>394886
"OW… why'd you do that mister Curry?"

Tony [Trickster] 394888

>>394880
I'm probably seeing Discord laughing right now.

Light Heart [Warlord] 394889

>>394880
Looks like he doesn't wanna say…
"I was expecting the Pillager's fancy, but the Sirocco is a fine ship indeed. I will need to arrange for the unicorns to be transferred there then."

Chip(DD kngith) 394890

>>394880
"Psshh P… parlor? Whu.. why yes! That would be great… Miss..??" Follow her.

My eyes try to focus and see what she is. What is her race? How big is she?
'1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394891

>>394887
I roll my eyes.
"I guess he just likes you."

Spring Water [Doctor] 394892

>>394880
"Summer!"

>>394887
I quickly pick her up
"Curry what was that for!?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394893

>>394887
"It seems my magic needs a lot more work. I was trying to catch you, not land on you. I'm sorry."
>>394891
I'll frown a little at Emrille, but maintain my distance.

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 394894

>>394879
"I was lulled into sense of deja vu from walking down these streets so many times. I was being a dunderhead, and a soldier such as myself should take better care to watch his step. Again, I'd like to apologize."

Give them a courteous bow.

"For now, I am heading off to my ship. Have a good day."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394895

>>394892
"It was a mistake."
>>394894
And there he goes.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394898

>>394894
"Yeah, fuck off and open your eyes next time…"

>>394895
"Suuuuure it was."

Wf+6 394903

>>394882
>>394883
He coughs up blood and collapses, dead.

The other visible rogue takes a slash at you, though.

Seekkill: 1/5h, 3/5w

>>394885
Though the sheet is strong, you are starting to make a dent… if you can hold out!

Your head is getting a little cloudy again…

>>394888
More like you're ded from poison now.

Time of death: 3:36 PM

>>394889
"There is a certain degree of favoritism on the Pillager's Fancy. You will learn some day that I've done you a service by keeping you out of the line of nepotism."

>>394890
She's a zebra. And her badonkadonk is fiiiiiiiine.

She leads you off into the entertainment district.

>>394894
Correction from before: none of the UNICORNS spark your memory. The filly pegasus does.

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394904

>>394893
>394893
"It's… fine, mister Curry."

>>394898
I frown.
"You don't use magic miss Emrille. You don't know how hard it is."

Light Heart [Warlord] 394906

>>394903
"I see."
I smile
"Thank you mister Smitts. I very much appreciate this gesture."
And off to check the cabin I go.

394908

>>394903
Jump backwards and shoot a dart at him.
Cursed Arrow.

Roll #1 9 + 2 = 11

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394910

>>394904
Tap my revolver.
"Yes, I'm sure the bullets just catch the ice on the way where I fire them. No magic at all."

Sateo [DD monk] 394911

>>394903
..probably need another NR, I hope I have enough herbs to last '1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

Spring Water [Doctor] 394912

>>394895
I sigh
"It's fine… Just take more care, okay?"

>>394910
>>394904
I frown
"Quiet you two. No fighting."

Chip(DD kngith) 394913

>>394903
"Ahahaha. Wait what kind of parlor are you bringing me?" I darted my eyes and look around, what does the entertainment district look like. Do I see anything familiar?

'1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 394915

>>394903
With a sudden realization, I come back. and ask:
>>394910

"Excuse me miss, but did you visit an apothecary today? I seem to recall you from somewhere?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394916

>>394912
"Since I can't trust it, I'll just not use it. Unless miss Seas is beyond my reach and I have no choice."
>>394904
"Are you alright, miss Seas?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394917

>>394912
"I wasn't fighting, I was just telling her I use magic too."

>>394915
I raise a brow.
"The visit a what? No?"

Spring Water [Doctor] 394918

>>394916
"Just train it better maybe? We could help you control that telekinesis better."

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394920

>>394916
"I'm alright, mister Curry…"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394921

>>394918
"Miss Spring, I mean no offense but you are a trained doctor and even still your magic turns on you more often than ship stuck in a whirlpool."
>>394920
"That's good… I'm sorry."

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 394922

>>394917
"I apologize again then, ma'am. It might not make up for breaking your little party, but some of the vendors are giving out free samples in the marketplace if you and your friends would like to partake in free treats."

Spring Water [Doctor] 394923

>>394921
I look away but shut up at that.

Wf+6 394924

>>394908
He groans in agony and collapses, but isn't dead.

One of the rogues rushes you from the darkness, but misses the backstab.

>>394906
It's a stately place with a bronze handle. Reflecting the serene order of the outside, your cabin is simple, but classy. The inside is birch, and the afternoon light fills it pleasantly. There's a royal assassin-size bed against the wall, big enough for orgies, if you're into that kind of thing. The room is quite spacious, in fact. You could add some extra bunks if you wanted to grant your followers living space that's not in your bed. Plenty of room for a foal, too. No office, though.

>>394911
You stave off the noxious fumes and feel much more clear-headed.

>>394913
Not anything at all. They lead you into a whorehouse, and take you past the rooms for paying customers. Looks like you've got a special audience.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394925

>>394921
"You know what turns on us the most? You. Shut the fuck up."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394927

>>394922
"Free stuff?… I can't argue with that. Okay, where is it?"

Sateo [DD monk] 394928

>>394924
Hack at that door, gotta save tony. '1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 394929

>>394924
I grab him and use Touch of Life to heal myself.
[2d6]

Roll #1 1, 2 = 3

Light Heart [Warlord] 394930

>>394924
"My my… such class. It reminds me of my old mansion."
I smirk and turn to Rosemary
"Imagine the things we could do here."

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 394932

>>394927
"Just down the marketplace, on your way to the port. They were giving out the most delicious snacks. Not filling, but tasty. Since I'm headed that way, I'll show you."

I'll show them where the vendor with the free samples is.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394936

>>394932
I glance at Spring.
"Should we follow him?"
Step closer.
"I can blow his brains if this is some sort of set up, don't worry."

Spring Water [Doctor] 394938

>>394936
I scrunch
"Sounds too good to be true."

Chip(DD kngith) 394940

>>394924
Oh fuck yes… nice! I smile inside for a moment.
"This is a nice place you got here missy." I grin.

…….
This is a bit… too good. Do I find something odd or do I find something good?
'1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

Tela [Spellsword] 394942

So I guess I'm still with Emrille?

>>394748
I roll my eyes
"You're a real expert, huh?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394944

>>394938
"Curry is here too, as useless as he is. He tries to lead us somewhere shady we don't follow, he pulls anything, I'm a quicker draw."

>>394942
Yup.

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394945

>>394942
I scrunch up again.
"It might happen!…"

Spring Water [Doctor] 394948

>>394944
"I guess… I still think this smells fishy though."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394951

>>394948
Turn back to Fresian.
"So this is in the middle of a busy street, right?"

Tela [Spellsword] 394955

>>394944
"You alright Emmy?"

>>394945
"So lemme get this clear, you want me to humor Emmy and give her a shot?"

Summer Seas [Cleric] 394957

>>394955
"Yeah! Why not?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394958

>>394955
"Yeah, Yeah, I just had this… thing again."

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 394959

>>394951
"Yes, all the street vendors will be outside now, and hearing that one of them is giving away free samples will probably spur lots of people to go there. Hopefully, there will still be some left. If not, I just secured a job and have some spare change to buy you and your friends a small token of apology."

Are there still free samples available?

Tela [Spellsword] 394960

>>394957
"Seems like a damn setup to me."

>>394958
I smirk
"I kinda noticed. You were too adorable for a moment there."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394962

>>394959
Wf is away for a bit
"You could just pay up front."

>>394960
Roll my eyes.
"Get fucked, Tela."

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 394972

>>394962
"I'm Friesian Cross, not General Treat. But if that's all they have left, I did promise some to you and your friends."

Tela [Spellsword] 394974

>>394962
I smirk and pick her off the ground, putting her back onto my back.

>>394972
"So what the hell do you do around here? You some kinda salescolt?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 394978

And I'll just be letting them talk, I guess.

Felfire [Necromancer] 394979

So… How is the other side?
Fervored anywhere in sight?
Magenta? Zivur?

Spring Water [Doctor] 394981

>>394978
As do I, looking a little miffed.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394983

>>394974
I say nothing just get comfy on her back.

>>394972
"Okay, okay… but no funny business. Just to get that out of the way."

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 394990

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>>394974
"If I was, I probably wouldn't have found myself in this little predicament. I should introduce myself properly, at least leave with a good impression. I am Friesian Cross, a Soldier-for-Hire who has seen action with a variety of miltary forces throughout most of the known world. I was between employers earlier today, but I managed to fine work with a gryphon with a pretty fine black ship. I was returning to retrieve my remaining worldly possessions you see here when I bumped into the lot of you."

Spring Water [Doctor] 394993

>>394990
"A black ship? The Darklantern?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 394994

>>394990
"So you are a merc hired by the fleet."
Smirk slightly.
"Not the best of introductions you made."

Tela [Spellsword] 394996

>>394990
>>394993
>>394994
"Well well, you're in the right company then pal."

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 394998

>>394993
"Why yes. I'd suppose a ship like that would bring with it a good amount of talk. Don't see many like it."

>>394994
>>394996
"You seem to have gotten ahead of me. Care to enlighten this soldier?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 395000

>>394998
Tap my uniform and revolver.
"Take an educated guess."

Tela [Spellsword] 395001

>>94998
I snort
"Not the brightest of sorts, are you?"

Spring Water [Doctor] 395003

>>394998
>>395000
>>395001
I frown but say nothing.

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 395005

>>395000
>>395001
>>395003
"Well then, paint me pink and call me Charlene, I guess I've gone goslin' if I don't provide those treats now. I only met the gryphon and saw a few workers working around the ship, I didn't notice the uniforms much. Guess I should be asking for your names if we'll be working together from now on."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 395009

>>395005
"That will be Emrille for you."

Spring Water [Doctor] 395013

>>395005
"My name is Spring Water. My daughter is Summer Seas. We are… doctors."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 395014

>>395005
"Curry. I am the doctors' guard."

Tela [Spellsword] 395015

>>395005
"Name's Tela. Lemme guess, you met Al-Jinn?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 395016

>>395014
Snort and mutter under my breath
"Some guard you are…fuckup."

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 395024

>>395009
>>395013
>>395014
>>395015
"Nice to meet ya folks. Hope my first encounter with me as a gump doesn't give you the worst impression of me. Let's hope a little food will be happyfying y'all after my little interruption."

>>395013
"A mother-daughter team. I've seen one and the other working as nurses and medics before, but I don't recall ever seeing both of them at once. I'll do whatever I can as a soldier to protect you and your little one."

>>395015
"The gryphon fellow, correct? Only briefly. Just chatted a bit before I came to retrieve my possessions and interrupted your dancing."

"Actually, I find it quite refreshing to see such a variety of crew enjoying things together like that. You'd probably pass as something as an eclectic family elsewhere, but as a soldier, it'll be a refreshing change of pace to protect such good people."

Spring Water [Doctor] 395025

>>395024
"… Thank you. Though you should probably know that we are prisoners."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 395027

>>395024
>>395025
I'll nod a little at that.

Tela [Spellsword] 395030

>>395024
"Yeah the gryphon. One hell of a crazy bastard that guy is. He's all work and no fun, but fuck me if he's not of the best fighters I've seen in my life. He catches bullets with his beak!"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 395033

>>395025
Frown slightly.

>>395024
"So what kind of soldier are you anyway? How dirty do you fight?"

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 395042

>>395025
>>395027
"…"

"Huh, the way you were, and are right now, doesn't hint of that at all. Nonetheless, I promised to protect you, and I'm no braggart that walks away on his word to protect you."

>>395030
"I'll be glad if I don't have to see him in action them. As interesting as watching that sounds, it implies we are all getting shot at."

>>395033
"I'm a trained soldier and Skirmisher, which means I can handle most weapons, but I prefer my crossbow. As a Skirmisher, I was often sent ahead of any land based militaries to deal with the enemy before the main battle, so lots of sneaking and the occasional giving of hemp neckties to keep enemies quiet. I use a crossbow because I can use it silently and it lets me deliver poisons and combustibles at the enemy and their logisticals while keeping me away from harm, though I am more than capable of taking care of myself when the dances start getting real close."

Spring Water [Doctor] 395043

>>395042
"Thankfully, they removed our collars and allow us some freedom now."

Tela [Spellsword] 395046

>>395042
I snicker
"Hey Emmy, this guy kinda sounds like Dainty Dove, doesn't he?"

Spring Water [Doctor] 395050

>>395046
I give her a look

Tela [Spellsword] 395052

>>395050
"What? It's true!"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 395053

>>395042
"Whatever works, I guess. Try not to die. I can't promise that's always easy."

>>395046
I start to chuckle, then lean closer.
"If I would almost bet she'd fuck him if they met."

Tela [Spellsword] 395056

>>395053
I smirk and nod
"Oh yeah. No doubt 'bout that."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 395058

>>395056
"Poor Rosie, huh?"

Summer Seas [Cleric] 395059

>>394960
"Huh? Why would I do that?… I don't even like miss Emrille that much!…"

>>395046
"Who's Dainty Dove?"

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 395060

>>395046
>>395050
>>395052
"I seem to be missing something. Who is Dainty Dove?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 395062

>>395060
"Oh you'll know soon enough."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 395063

>>395060
"If memory serves, it's a nickname for miss Light Heart, a businesspony who travels with us."

Tela [Spellsword] 395064

>>395058
"No idea why she puts up with it. Guess she's just that big of a doormat."

>>395059
>Past
"I dunno… just seems weird. Why do you care?"

>Present

"You know, Light Heart."

>>395060
"Oh you'll meet her soon enough."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 395067

>>395064
"What would she say, anyway?"

Spring Water [Doctor] 395068

>>395064
"Rosemary is a nice mare, Tela. No need to be mean."

Tela [Spellsword] 395069

>>395067
"Who, Rosy?"

Summer Seas [Cleric] 395070

>>395063
>>395064
"Oh… why do you call miss Light Heart 'Dainty Dove'?"

>>395064
>Past
"Because… because miss Emrille is really mean and mad all the time…"
I look away.
"…and I don't like her having a crush on my momma. It's… I just don't like it."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 395072

>>395069
"Yeah, who else?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 395073

>>395070
"I think it's because of how formally she talks. I believe she was going to give me a similar nickname if I kept calling her miss."

Tela [Spellsword] 395074

>>395068
"Yeah yeah, she's a sweetheart. But hell, she really needs to step up her game."

>>395070
"Just a lil' nickname. Don't you give nicknames to ponies?"

>Past

"So you'd rather dump her with me then?"

>>395072
"Doubt she'd say anything."

>>395073
"That's right, Golden Boy."
I smirk

Emrille [Gunslinger] 395076

>>395073
"Calamity is pretty fitting."

>>395074
"Exactly."

Knight 395078

"It seems that I've joined with quite the crew. Nevertheless, I won't let you down in carrying out my duties."

Salute.

395080

>>395078
Whoops.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 395081

>>395078
I chuckle at that.
"You sure did, sugarcube."

Summer Seas [Cleric] 395083

>>395073
"Oooh. It's still a weird nickname."

>>395074
"Yeah… but it's a weird nickname."

>Past

"No! It's… it's just…"
I sigh and take a deep breath.
"Miss Emrille is your friend and she likes you too… if you like her back, then maybe she might calm down and stop being so mean and angry and… then maybe she might stop trying to steal my momma away from me all the time…"
I giggle.
"And maybe you two might look cute together…"

Tela [Spellsword] 395086

>>395078
"You don't know half of it, pal."

>>395083
"Why? She's pretty damn dainty with the way she talks."

>>395083
I scrunch up
"Ugh… You really are something else, kid."

Summer Seas [Cleric] 395089

>>395086
"Yeah, but… why Dainty Dove? Why not… Miss Fancypants? That makes more sense."

>Past

I give her filly eyes.
"Please?…"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 395090

>>395089
I let out a short laugh at that.

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 395091

>>395089
"But she doesn't wear pants, miss Seas."

Tela [Spellsword] 395092

>>395089
"She's a dainty mare. And doves are pretty much posh pigeons. Makes complete sense! Tell you what, you call her Miss Fancypants, I'll call her Dainty Dove. We'll see which one she likes best."

>Past

I bite my lower lip
Those fucking eyes…
"… Goddammit fine."

Summer Seas [Cleric] 395094

>>395091
"…It still works!"

>>395092
I giggle.
"Okay."

>Past

"Y- You will?… Thank you! Thank you so much!"
I run over and give her a hug.

Tela [Spellsword] 395096

>>395094
>Past
"Yeah yeah, happy that you're happy and all that crud."

Wf+6 395146

>>394979
To those not within the select few chosen by one of the great powers, there is no domain in death. It is a twisting, eternal black. You sleep.

Perhaps if you had more of Grogar's favor, you could stay in his domain, but for now, you are in only darkness.

>>394928
It strains at the hinges and some of the fumes begin to leak out. You can probably knock it down soon, but you're getting lightheaded again.

>>394929
You mess up the flow of life and inject him with one of your wounds, healing him and hurting yourself.

The other rogue strikes at you.

The final rogue bursts out of the shadows for an autocrit backstab (kills helpless targets). It's a brutal way to go.

Ded.

>>394930
She turns a little red. "It'll be nice to have some privacy…"

>>394940
You sure don't realize what's going on until that brick from earlier comes down on your head. Roll for results.

Felfire [Necromancer] 395150

>>395146
He gave me his blessing… I spoke to him…
Oh well… I'm sleepy…

Light Heart [Warlord] 395152

>>395146
"And more comfort too, of course."
I wrap my wings around her in a hug

Wf+6 395157

>>395152
She moves in for a little kiss and steals it, then preens your wings a little.

"I forgot this morning… Do you want to break in the bed?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 395161

>>395157
"I believe some celebration may be in order, yes."
I chuckle

Chip(DD knight) 395166

>>395146
'1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

Wf+6 395171

>>395166
When you wake up, you find you've been slathered in makeup and put in a fancy dress. Looks like you're about to start your new life as a trap whore.

Then the clock strikes 9PM, and everything falls apart.

>>395161
Just as you climb in bed and Rosemary starts reaching for your nether region, you hear a shout from outside.

"Oi! It's nine bong!"

And everything falls apart.

>>395165
>>395165
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