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PirateQuest: Chapter 4.2: Endless Evil Wf+6 No.395165[Last 50 Posts]
The dock alone is busy. Ponies are everywhere. Ships left and right. Most of the menials move into the city immediately and head off for the red light district, but the city is quite large and much to offer. Smitts has already departed, and Abilio is not in his cabin.
There are quite a few ships arriving this morning. It's a good thing you were able to secure a dock to land at all. As you head out toward the city from the port, a pony runs up to you, looking half-mad, "Turn back! You've got to get out now!"
It is nine o'clock in the morning. Everyone is at the docks, except Friesian Cross, who is enjoying a free morning bagel before heading off to the apothecary.
Everyone rolls perception immediately before any other actions.
There are quite a few ships arriving this morning. It's a good thing you were able to secure a dock to land at all. As you head out toward the city from the port, a pony runs up to you, looking half-mad, "Turn back! You've got to get out now!"
It is nine o'clock in the morning. Everyone is at the docks, except Friesian Cross, who is enjoying a free morning bagel before heading off to the apothecary.
Everyone rolls perception immediately before any other actions.
Light Heart [Warlord] No.395173
pls
Roll #1 4 = 4
Roll #1 4 = 4
>>395172
Not only do you remember everything that happened yesterday up to your death, you immediately comprehend what is going on. This town is in a loop and you have until 9PM in the evening to figure out how to stop it, or you'll loop again.
>>395178
You remember it all. And you know exactly what's going on. Time loop. 9PM deadline. Better get on it.
>>395181
Funny, you remember fucking her just like this yesterday… she moans pleasantly.
You recall the events of yesterday.
>>395177
You have some memory… you remember seeing attractive mares dancing in the window… Curry pulling you… meeting a military pony… Cloud King for seat three…
>>395175
You remember seeing Tony's reinvention tricks, and that Abilio was busy fucking. You remember hunting… and dying.
>>395183
>>395182
>>395179
>>395174
>>395173
>>395168
Better luck next time.
Not only do you remember everything that happened yesterday up to your death, you immediately comprehend what is going on. This town is in a loop and you have until 9PM in the evening to figure out how to stop it, or you'll loop again.
>>395178
You remember it all. And you know exactly what's going on. Time loop. 9PM deadline. Better get on it.
>>395181
Funny, you remember fucking her just like this yesterday… she moans pleasantly.
You recall the events of yesterday.
>>395177
You have some memory… you remember seeing attractive mares dancing in the window… Curry pulling you… meeting a military pony… Cloud King for seat three…
>>395175
You remember seeing Tony's reinvention tricks, and that Abilio was busy fucking. You remember hunting… and dying.
>>395183
>>395182
>>395179
>>395174
>>395173
>>395168
Better luck next time.
>>395197
You spot some dark alleyways that would make for good hunting.
>>395193
Everyone is repeating lines from yesterday…
>>395199
You only remember yesterday. If you remembered all the days you'd looped… heh.
>>395200
You only wanted to cuddle. I respect your chastity and honor.
>>395202
Like you did yesterday. What a relief! Was it a dream?
You spot some dark alleyways that would make for good hunting.
>>395193
Everyone is repeating lines from yesterday…
>>395199
You only remember yesterday. If you remembered all the days you'd looped… heh.
>>395200
You only wanted to cuddle. I respect your chastity and honor.
>>395202
Like you did yesterday. What a relief! Was it a dream?
Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] No.395219
>>395211
I'll shake my head.
"But Emrille, you already went to the gun store. Yesterday. And likely the day before that, and the day before that. And who knows how many days before that."
I'll look at them worriedly.
"I think I know what they meant by Reptil being a city of no consequences…"
I'll shake my head.
"But Emrille, you already went to the gun store. Yesterday. And likely the day before that, and the day before that. And who knows how many days before that."
I'll look at them worriedly.
"I think I know what they meant by Reptil being a city of no consequences…"
>>395206
I scratch my head and shrug, its a dream of course. Chip, being subjected to something as effeminate like that.
I then look at myself, I mean look at me. I am not even trap materia…..
"Uuuugghh.." I frown in disgust.
With that I approach Nurse Heart and wake her up.
"Hey there sleepy head, how is your day with the good Doctor?" I smile
I scratch my head and shrug, its a dream of course. Chip, being subjected to something as effeminate like that.
I then look at myself, I mean look at me. I am not even trap materia…..
"Uuuugghh.." I frown in disgust.
With that I approach Nurse Heart and wake her up.
"Hey there sleepy head, how is your day with the good Doctor?" I smile
Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] No.395243
>>395220
"Miss Spring, there is magic at work here. The day is repeating, every night at nine at night."
>>395227
"Yesterday you hit Emrille over the head in the gun shop, causing her to regress to a filly's mindset. Then you came to find myself, miss Spring, and miss Seas. And we ran into, or more accurately another unicorn ran into us. Fresian something."
>>395235
"You remember a little, miss Spring."
"Miss Spring, there is magic at work here. The day is repeating, every night at nine at night."
>>395227
"Yesterday you hit Emrille over the head in the gun shop, causing her to regress to a filly's mindset. Then you came to find myself, miss Spring, and miss Seas. And we ran into, or more accurately another unicorn ran into us. Fresian something."
>>395235
"You remember a little, miss Spring."
Summer Seas [Cleric] No.395260
>>395237
"Huh?…"
I look at her curiously as she checks me.
"I'm not sick…"
>>395241
"Wait, what do you mean mister Tony? Heeey!"
I jump up and shout at him as he walks off.
>>395243
"Magic that repeats the day?…"
I scrunch my face up.
"Mister Curry… that sounds weird. Are you sure that it isn't just… dream magic or something? That kind of magic is… impossible!"
"Huh?…"
I look at her curiously as she checks me.
"I'm not sick…"
>>395241
"Wait, what do you mean mister Tony? Heeey!"
I jump up and shout at him as he walks off.
>>395243
"Magic that repeats the day?…"
I scrunch my face up.
"Mister Curry… that sounds weird. Are you sure that it isn't just… dream magic or something? That kind of magic is… impossible!"
>>395252
"I… I see. Good call for Doc Peg though. I mean I dont want any harm coming to you or something." I give her a quizzical look as I pull out and clean myself.
Odd..
>>395247
"Huh? Wait are we not hunting……. yesterday?"
I scratch my head.
"Well if you are done hunting with Felfire then we can hunt." I shake my head, this is getting confusing.
"I… I see. Good call for Doc Peg though. I mean I dont want any harm coming to you or something." I give her a quizzical look as I pull out and clean myself.
Odd..
>>395247
"Huh? Wait are we not hunting……. yesterday?"
I scratch my head.
"Well if you are done hunting with Felfire then we can hunt." I shake my head, this is getting confusing.
>>395279
There will perhaps come a day when you may serve the Immortal Chorus. But my agenda is on a scale far too large for a mortal mind to comprehend. Grow your knowledge and your power, and in time, you may gain the capacity to understand my designs. Then you will be truly prepared to serve, and earn my favor.
>>395281
Not with anyone as far as you can tell, but the crowd is thick, so who knows?
There will perhaps come a day when you may serve the Immortal Chorus. But my agenda is on a scale far too large for a mortal mind to comprehend. Grow your knowledge and your power, and in time, you may gain the capacity to understand my designs. Then you will be truly prepared to serve, and earn my favor.
>>395281
Not with anyone as far as you can tell, but the crowd is thick, so who knows?
>>395299
On deck, like Corey.
>>395298
>>395297
>>395296
>>395300
Naturally she gets lost and leads you through the red light district instead. Curry and Summer can recognize the dancers.
>>395301
"I RECOGNIZE A GLIMMER OF COMPREHENSION IN YOUR EYES."
>>395303
Monty falls completely in her purse, you reach in to pull him out, and the mare turns and screams.
"THIEF! THIIIIIIEF!"
The crowd panics. Some ponies are headed toward you, but you have no idea if they're actually guards or not.
On deck, like Corey.
>>395298
>>395297
>>395296
>>395300
Naturally she gets lost and leads you through the red light district instead. Curry and Summer can recognize the dancers.
>>395301
"I RECOGNIZE A GLIMMER OF COMPREHENSION IN YOUR EYES."
>>395303
Monty falls completely in her purse, you reach in to pull him out, and the mare turns and screams.
"THIEF! THIIIIIIEF!"
The crowd panics. Some ponies are headed toward you, but you have no idea if they're actually guards or not.
Seekkill [Dark Hunter] No.395308
>>395283
"No."
I grab him under the claws and flap my wings a few times, straining, before lifting off of the deck and carrying you to the alleys. Once we are there I set you down.
"Follow behind Seekkill."
>>395292
I fly down the alleys and search for prey. Ponies, donkeys, goats, whatever.
[1d10]
Roll #1 4 = 4
"No."
I grab him under the claws and flap my wings a few times, straining, before lifting off of the deck and carrying you to the alleys. Once we are there I set you down.
"Follow behind Seekkill."
>>395292
I fly down the alleys and search for prey. Ponies, donkeys, goats, whatever.
[1d10]
Roll #1 4 = 4
>>395308
>>395313
You don't find anything. You get a bad feeling about this alleyway, though.
The hardest part about hunting, of course, is making sure you're the hunter, and not the hunted.
>>395310
At least you manage to slip away into the crowd.
>>395312
"THIS MAGIC IS CHAOTIC WE ARE NATURALLY ATTUNED TO IT YOU AND I."
>>395311
>>395314
As you exit into the administrative district (convenient that they're side by side), you notice a pegasus giving a speech.
"You know what's great about freedom? How free it is. And freedom is the freest thing there is. I love freedom, Reptil. That's why I fight BEAK AND TALON for YOUR freedoms, EVERY SECOND OF MY DAY. Even now I crusade for freedom. Freedom. Vote Cloud King for seat three."
>>395313
You don't find anything. You get a bad feeling about this alleyway, though.
The hardest part about hunting, of course, is making sure you're the hunter, and not the hunted.
>>395310
At least you manage to slip away into the crowd.
>>395312
"THIS MAGIC IS CHAOTIC WE ARE NATURALLY ATTUNED TO IT YOU AND I."
>>395311
>>395314
As you exit into the administrative district (convenient that they're side by side), you notice a pegasus giving a speech.
"You know what's great about freedom? How free it is. And freedom is the freest thing there is. I love freedom, Reptil. That's why I fight BEAK AND TALON for YOUR freedoms, EVERY SECOND OF MY DAY. Even now I crusade for freedom. Freedom. Vote Cloud King for seat three."
>>395323
"SINCE WE HAVE ARRIVED, WE HAVE EXPERIENCED THREE HUNDRED NINETY FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED TWENTY THREE CYCLES AT TWELVE HOURS EACH THIS AMOUNTS TO ABOUT FIVE HUNDRED FORTY ONE AND A HALF YEARS."
>>395327
>>395329
You have a very bad feeling about this.
>>395328
Itztli?
>>395330
They shake their heads in turn.
"SINCE WE HAVE ARRIVED, WE HAVE EXPERIENCED THREE HUNDRED NINETY FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED TWENTY THREE CYCLES AT TWELVE HOURS EACH THIS AMOUNTS TO ABOUT FIVE HUNDRED FORTY ONE AND A HALF YEARS."
>>395327
>>395329
You have a very bad feeling about this.
>>395328
Itztli?
>>395330
They shake their heads in turn.
>>395336
I laugh.
"Really? Great! What can you tell me about it? you know I'm not even sure if I want to stop it now that I know about it."
>>395338
"Oh this is Itztli. I told you about him before, maybe even a thousand times before. And maybe you then seanced that shadow a thousand times and dismissed me a thousand times. Great, isn't it?"
I laugh.
"Really? Great! What can you tell me about it? you know I'm not even sure if I want to stop it now that I know about it."
>>395338
"Oh this is Itztli. I told you about him before, maybe even a thousand times before. And maybe you then seanced that shadow a thousand times and dismissed me a thousand times. Great, isn't it?"
>>395325
"I'll tell you what happened yesterday."
He picks you up and kisses your forehead, poses for a picture, then sets you down. "What this astute little unicorn is talking about is an ASSAULT ON OUR FREEDOM! My OPPONENTS would like to TAKE AWAY YOUR FREEDOM, and brave little girls like THIS!"
He points at Summer, "Are the only ones helping me stop it. Please. Do it for freedom. Do it for the children. Vote Cloud King for seat three."
>>395338
"WE HAVE BEEN CYCLING."
>>395341
Got away safely. You do think you see a lot of strange ponies lurking in the shadows. Not the kind you want to mess with.
>>395342
"YOU DIE IN ABOUT HALF OF THE CYCLES BECAUSE OF THE STUPIDITY OF YOUR PACK MEMBERS, BUT YOU ALWAYS STICK WITH THEM YOUR BRAZEN LOYALTY IS IMPRESSIVE AND TO BE ADMIRED."
>>395345
Nothing followed him out. Whew.
>>395355
She tentatively approaches Tela to hug her.
"I'll tell you what happened yesterday."
He picks you up and kisses your forehead, poses for a picture, then sets you down. "What this astute little unicorn is talking about is an ASSAULT ON OUR FREEDOM! My OPPONENTS would like to TAKE AWAY YOUR FREEDOM, and brave little girls like THIS!"
He points at Summer, "Are the only ones helping me stop it. Please. Do it for freedom. Do it for the children. Vote Cloud King for seat three."
>>395338
"WE HAVE BEEN CYCLING."
>>395341
Got away safely. You do think you see a lot of strange ponies lurking in the shadows. Not the kind you want to mess with.
>>395342
"YOU DIE IN ABOUT HALF OF THE CYCLES BECAUSE OF THE STUPIDITY OF YOUR PACK MEMBERS, BUT YOU ALWAYS STICK WITH THEM YOUR BRAZEN LOYALTY IS IMPRESSIVE AND TO BE ADMIRED."
>>395345
Nothing followed him out. Whew.
>>395355
She tentatively approaches Tela to hug her.
>>395371
He just smiles and poses for more pictures.
>>395374
>>395377
You and Tela head to the ships.
>>395375
"ATTEMPTS TO REMEMBER RELIABLY PROVE FRUITLESS YOU HAVE FOLLOWED THIS LINE OF THOUGHT IN ALL NINETY FIVE THOUSAND FOUR HUNDRED SEVENTY SEVEN TIMES YOU HAVE RECALLED YOUR SITUATION EXCEPT ONE IN WHICH YOU IMMEDIATELY KILLED YOURSELF."
>>395379
>>395380
There seems to be an abandoned tent near the entertainment grounds… that seems ideal.
He just smiles and poses for more pictures.
>>395374
>>395377
You and Tela head to the ships.
>>395375
"ATTEMPTS TO REMEMBER RELIABLY PROVE FRUITLESS YOU HAVE FOLLOWED THIS LINE OF THOUGHT IN ALL NINETY FIVE THOUSAND FOUR HUNDRED SEVENTY SEVEN TIMES YOU HAVE RECALLED YOUR SITUATION EXCEPT ONE IN WHICH YOU IMMEDIATELY KILLED YOURSELF."
>>395379
>>395380
There seems to be an abandoned tent near the entertainment grounds… that seems ideal.
>>395391
You do burst through Cloudy's door! She's alone and very offended. You find him with Emrille at his cabin.
>>395398
You're next to that street vendor giving out free samples of your favorite food.
>>395397
Gonna need to roll for that. It's a crowded port.
>>395399
Hit me up on Steam if you want to do that.
>What's going on?
You've made port in Reptil, the city with no consequences. It's full of whores and anarchy! Good pirate city, no tariffs. Everyone has split up, except you spot Tony chatting with a rabbit.
>>395401
"Yes?"
>>395404
"I DO NOT KNOW I HAVE NOT SOUGHT TO END IT."
You do burst through Cloudy's door! She's alone and very offended. You find him with Emrille at his cabin.
>>395398
You're next to that street vendor giving out free samples of your favorite food.
>>395397
Gonna need to roll for that. It's a crowded port.
>>395399
Hit me up on Steam if you want to do that.
>What's going on?
You've made port in Reptil, the city with no consequences. It's full of whores and anarchy! Good pirate city, no tariffs. Everyone has split up, except you spot Tony chatting with a rabbit.
>>395401
"Yes?"
>>395404
"I DO NOT KNOW I HAVE NOT SOUGHT TO END IT."
>>395429
"WHY? We're in fucking Reptil. And I can do whatever the fuck I want now, without any consequences. YOU can do whatever you want. Spend all your money on whatever you want and you get again next cycle. It's a dream come true. If there's one place in the whole goddamn world I'd like to be stuck in a timecycle, it's here you hear me? What's bad about it? We can fix it next time. Only me and Curry remembered it and now everybody knows. How hard can it be? I'm taking this free day."
"WHY? We're in fucking Reptil. And I can do whatever the fuck I want now, without any consequences. YOU can do whatever you want. Spend all your money on whatever you want and you get again next cycle. It's a dream come true. If there's one place in the whole goddamn world I'd like to be stuck in a timecycle, it's here you hear me? What's bad about it? We can fix it next time. Only me and Curry remembered it and now everybody knows. How hard can it be? I'm taking this free day."
Spring Water [Doctor] No.395445
>>395442
No. Stop ignoring my damn rolls.
I pick you up and put you on my back, and we go back to Curry goddamit.
Roll #1 4 = 4
No. Stop ignoring my damn rolls.
I pick you up and put you on my back, and we go back to Curry goddamit.
Roll #1 4 = 4
>>395451
"That seems a wise plan. I'll see what I can do to determine the cause."
Pause. "If you don't have a current destination in mind, though, I do need something done, and it will expedite the information gathering. I'd see to it you were rewarded if you could go to the local Headthought seminar and plant seeds under seat eighty eight. They're trivial cultists, but this may help. Take only Miss Rosemary if you do go."
>>395453
>>395454
You reconvene with Tony and Itztli.
>>395458
You pull in a couple of fat colts and rip out their throats before they can scream.
>>395462
see meta
>>395464
Looks like he has it covered. Unless you want to try for another…?
"That seems a wise plan. I'll see what I can do to determine the cause."
Pause. "If you don't have a current destination in mind, though, I do need something done, and it will expedite the information gathering. I'd see to it you were rewarded if you could go to the local Headthought seminar and plant seeds under seat eighty eight. They're trivial cultists, but this may help. Take only Miss Rosemary if you do go."
>>395453
>>395454
You reconvene with Tony and Itztli.
>>395458
You pull in a couple of fat colts and rip out their throats before they can scream.
>>395462
see meta
>>395464
Looks like he has it covered. Unless you want to try for another…?
>>395469
>>395474
"It could be related. If you have a better lead, by all means, pursue that first."
>>395476
They're a lot less gamey. They aren't naturally fed. Tastes like they eat a lot of fats.
>>395479
You grab a filly of your own. She tries to scream in fear but you quiet her with a massive paw. She struggles, but isn't dead yet. Snap her neck?
>>395474
"It could be related. If you have a better lead, by all means, pursue that first."
>>395476
They're a lot less gamey. They aren't naturally fed. Tastes like they eat a lot of fats.
>>395479
You grab a filly of your own. She tries to scream in fear but you quiet her with a massive paw. She struggles, but isn't dead yet. Snap her neck?
>>395487
"The rabbit knows?"
"THE RABBIT KNOWS YOU HAVE PURSUED THIS LINE OF QUESTIONING TENS OF THOUSANDS OF TIMES LET US CUT TO THE CHASE I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO STOP IT IT IS MEANINGLESS TO ASK ME TO REMIND YOU TOMORROW YOU WANT A LEAD I WOULD START AT THE SOURCE."
"Source?"
"EVERY MORNING THERE IS A PONY TRYING TO WARN YOU THIS IS INVARIABLE ACROSS ALL CYCLES FIND HIM NOW OR AT THE START OF THE NEXT CYCLE."
"The rabbit knows?"
"THE RABBIT KNOWS YOU HAVE PURSUED THIS LINE OF QUESTIONING TENS OF THOUSANDS OF TIMES LET US CUT TO THE CHASE I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO STOP IT IT IS MEANINGLESS TO ASK ME TO REMIND YOU TOMORROW YOU WANT A LEAD I WOULD START AT THE SOURCE."
"Source?"
"EVERY MORNING THERE IS A PONY TRYING TO WARN YOU THIS IS INVARIABLE ACROSS ALL CYCLES FIND HIM NOW OR AT THE START OF THE NEXT CYCLE."
>>395498
"IT IS THE ROUTE I WOULD PURSUE IF I HAD YOUR MOTIVES WHICH I DO NOT TAKE IT AS YOU WILL."
>>395499
"I AM NOT INTERESTED IN HELPING YOU FURTHER IF YOU KILL ME I WILL RETURN TOMORROW PERHAPS I WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP A FEW HUNDRED TIMES FOR MY OWN AMUSEMENT IN REVENGE."
>>395501
>>395500
You find Light Heart.
>>395502
"I DON'T KNOW HIM I MERELY OBSERVE HIM EVERY DAY."
>>395504
You are wandering in the entertainment district looking for a good mark when you get jerked into a tent by Seekkill and Chip. They thought you were food.
>>395507
You sleepy now.
Yes?
>>395510
She's unconscious, so you don't get to enjoy the struggle, but she is warm. There's a beautiful weakness to her frail little form, and you feel powerful, totally in control, as you slide her along your knot. You eagerly run her ragdolling form up and down, more like a toy or cocksock than another sentient being. Finally, you violently release inside of her. Your engorged member has probably damaged her internally.
"IT IS THE ROUTE I WOULD PURSUE IF I HAD YOUR MOTIVES WHICH I DO NOT TAKE IT AS YOU WILL."
>>395499
"I AM NOT INTERESTED IN HELPING YOU FURTHER IF YOU KILL ME I WILL RETURN TOMORROW PERHAPS I WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP A FEW HUNDRED TIMES FOR MY OWN AMUSEMENT IN REVENGE."
>>395501
>>395500
You find Light Heart.
>>395502
"I DON'T KNOW HIM I MERELY OBSERVE HIM EVERY DAY."
>>395504
You are wandering in the entertainment district looking for a good mark when you get jerked into a tent by Seekkill and Chip. They thought you were food.
>>395507
You sleepy now.
Yes?
>>395510
She's unconscious, so you don't get to enjoy the struggle, but she is warm. There's a beautiful weakness to her frail little form, and you feel powerful, totally in control, as you slide her along your knot. You eagerly run her ragdolling form up and down, more like a toy or cocksock than another sentient being. Finally, you violently release inside of her. Your engorged member has probably damaged her internally.
>>395525
Why would you throw up? You feel great! It was nice to finally let your pent up tensions pass.
>>395527
He tells you he's going to see if he can find a means of determining a way to stop it with magic and holes up in his cabin.
>>395529
You just end up agitating them.
"You some kinda crazy sympathizer? Get out of here before we cut your red."
>>395534
"I heard they threw him in the loony bin."
Why would you throw up? You feel great! It was nice to finally let your pent up tensions pass.
>>395527
He tells you he's going to see if he can find a means of determining a way to stop it with magic and holes up in his cabin.
>>395529
You just end up agitating them.
"You some kinda crazy sympathizer? Get out of here before we cut your red."
>>395534
"I heard they threw him in the loony bin."
>>395590
I frown as I grab the dead colt.
"Its not that I am not limited on eating, its just I find it distasteful eating someone who you can talk too. There are many times in the past where I am stuck in the sea where me and some of the crew had to resort on eating the dead one's."
I look at the dead colt and took a bite.
I frown as I grab the dead colt.
"Its not that I am not limited on eating, its just I find it distasteful eating someone who you can talk too. There are many times in the past where I am stuck in the sea where me and some of the crew had to resort on eating the dead one's."
I look at the dead colt and took a bite.
Borders Skewed [Mage] No.395617
>>395607
"Ah, pity. So your method isn't reliable? If I were to put forth a hypothesis, if only one were to reach into a dimension higher than time, maybe we could leave records there for use to retrieve upon an ext cycle. If only…!"
Hat Trick!
Pull out evidence of something from a previous cycle. Maybe a note someone wrote down?
"Ah, pity. So your method isn't reliable? If I were to put forth a hypothesis, if only one were to reach into a dimension higher than time, maybe we could leave records there for use to retrieve upon an ext cycle. If only…!"
Hat Trick!
Pull out evidence of something from a previous cycle. Maybe a note someone wrote down?
>>395615
Something's wrong… you're not changing back! You're stuck as a tiny mouse!
Those birds are starting to look at lot more intimidating as they close in…
A big one swoops down and attempts to pluck you up. Roll to dodge.
>>395616
"I'm going to need something better than that to let you in here."
>>395617
>>395619
Nothing. You're not even sure it's possible.
>>395623
>>395620
"Sure… but no unauthorized visits from doctors."
>>395625
That's almost impossible from the ground. It's sprawling.
Something's wrong… you're not changing back! You're stuck as a tiny mouse!
Those birds are starting to look at lot more intimidating as they close in…
A big one swoops down and attempts to pluck you up. Roll to dodge.
>>395616
"I'm going to need something better than that to let you in here."
>>395617
>>395619
Nothing. You're not even sure it's possible.
>>395623
>>395620
"Sure… but no unauthorized visits from doctors."
>>395625
That's almost impossible from the ground. It's sprawling.
Light Heart [Warlord] No.395635
>>395631
Describe the pony's looks
"Nurse please… he is family of mine. I must find him again."
Bluff
Roll #1 1 + 2 = 3
Describe the pony's looks
"Nurse please… he is family of mine. I must find him again."
Bluff
Roll #1 1 + 2 = 3
Borders Skewed [Mage] No.395636
>>395626
"All about perspective isn't it? If they do go mad they'll be fine next cycle anyway."
Reach around a bit more in the hat.
Roll #1 8 = 8
"All about perspective isn't it? If they do go mad they'll be fine next cycle anyway."
Reach around a bit more in the hat.
Roll #1 8 = 8
>>395636
The universe is onto you (auto-fail). You can't make another attempt so soon after a failed one.
>>395635
She frowns angrily. "Yeah, yeah. Another so-called family member. Get outta here."
>>395639
"Looks like you need a room here, too. Should I call security?"
>>395640
>>395638
No, but you can see a poor little mouse get pecked viciously a few times before being swallowed by a large vulture that has shooed away the blackbirds.
Tony is helpless, four wounds remaining, inside a vulture stomach, stuck as a mouse.
[Pause?]
The universe is onto you (auto-fail). You can't make another attempt so soon after a failed one.
>>395635
She frowns angrily. "Yeah, yeah. Another so-called family member. Get outta here."
>>395639
"Looks like you need a room here, too. Should I call security?"
>>395640
>>395638
No, but you can see a poor little mouse get pecked viciously a few times before being swallowed by a large vulture that has shooed away the blackbirds.
Tony is helpless, four wounds remaining, inside a vulture stomach, stuck as a mouse.
[Pause?]
>>395642
She smells like flowers, and her skin and coat are soft and plump. She is too young for a cutie mark, and still very unconscious. She is small enough to be easily carried with one hand.
>>395646
It's one more turn of cooldown, unfortunately. So I'll take that as next turn's roll and just give you the worst result for this turn so that you can use it then.
First, you boil in the vulture's stomach acid. (Take two wounds.) Sateo makes him spit you up, and you reinvent yourself to normal.
>>395647
He reluctantly spits up his prey, which turns back into a diamond dog.
>>395648
She frowns, but obliges. "New patients are kept in the monitoring ward. Down the hall and to the left."
>>395649
You can. From here you it split up ahead, one path left, one right, and one straight.
>>395650
You jerk a heavily armored knight inside the tent. He takes a look around at all the blood and bones.
"KILLERS!"
Better get lost fast.
>>395652
"Just go now before I change my mind."
She smells like flowers, and her skin and coat are soft and plump. She is too young for a cutie mark, and still very unconscious. She is small enough to be easily carried with one hand.
>>395646
It's one more turn of cooldown, unfortunately. So I'll take that as next turn's roll and just give you the worst result for this turn so that you can use it then.
First, you boil in the vulture's stomach acid. (Take two wounds.) Sateo makes him spit you up, and you reinvent yourself to normal.
>>395647
He reluctantly spits up his prey, which turns back into a diamond dog.
>>395648
She frowns, but obliges. "New patients are kept in the monitoring ward. Down the hall and to the left."
>>395649
You can. From here you it split up ahead, one path left, one right, and one straight.
>>395650
You jerk a heavily armored knight inside the tent. He takes a look around at all the blood and bones.
"KILLERS!"
Better get lost fast.
>>395652
"Just go now before I change my mind."
>>395661
>>395660
>>395664
>>395668
There's only one pony there. It's the one from this morning. He's boredly staring into a one-way mirror.
>>395665
You project out into the backyard. There are a bunch of crazy ponies out here meandering about.
>>395669
You flee, but then turn back and grab the filly. You almost forgot her! Okay, better get going.
>>395666
He groans with the poisonous strike, but you know he'll be up and swinging soon. Better cover ground.
>>395660
>>395664
>>395668
There's only one pony there. It's the one from this morning. He's boredly staring into a one-way mirror.
>>395665
You project out into the backyard. There are a bunch of crazy ponies out here meandering about.
>>395669
You flee, but then turn back and grab the filly. You almost forgot her! Okay, better get going.
>>395666
He groans with the poisonous strike, but you know he'll be up and swinging soon. Better cover ground.
>>395729
You disappear into the crowd and find your way into a quiet woods.
>>395732
You get stuck in the hole. It makes you feel bad about the sedentary lifestyle you've adopted.
>>395730
Yep.
>>395735
You see a silhouette of a tall, gorgeous unicorn and a diamond dog in the distance. The dog is sitting on a folding chair.
You disappear into the crowd and find your way into a quiet woods.
>>395732
You get stuck in the hole. It makes you feel bad about the sedentary lifestyle you've adopted.
>>395730
Yep.
>>395735
You see a silhouette of a tall, gorgeous unicorn and a diamond dog in the distance. The dog is sitting on a folding chair.
>>395740
Certainly not.
>>395739
>>395738
The sun is positioned directly behind the dog on the horizon, making it hard to make him out, but his bright blue eyes seem luminous. He takes a big drag on his cigarette.
The unicorn – who seems unnaturally beautiful – speaks up: "That's no way to speak to the Illusive Guy." He holds up a paw, quieting her, and looks at Light Heart.
Illusive Guy: "Shepherd. You've returned. After far too long, I might add."
>>395741
You're free.
>>395742
It's not as fun when she can fight back. She cries for the entire time.
>>395743
You just wander in silence.
>>395747
You only spot a little lost filly.
Certainly not.
>>395739
>>395738
The sun is positioned directly behind the dog on the horizon, making it hard to make him out, but his bright blue eyes seem luminous. He takes a big drag on his cigarette.
The unicorn – who seems unnaturally beautiful – speaks up: "That's no way to speak to the Illusive Guy." He holds up a paw, quieting her, and looks at Light Heart.
Illusive Guy: "Shepherd. You've returned. After far too long, I might add."
>>395741
You're free.
>>395742
It's not as fun when she can fight back. She cries for the entire time.
>>395743
You just wander in silence.
>>395747
You only spot a little lost filly.
>>395754
Illusive Guy: "You need to put your personal feelings aside. Reptil is up against the greatest threat of our brief existence."
>>395757
>>395756
A 9 will not, but a crit will do. You track her to the woods.
>>395760
You trip and notice Curry and Spring catching up.
>>395759
Looks like no… unless you count Curry and Spring.
>>395762
Illusive Guy: "Good to see your memory's intact. How are you feeling?"
>>395763
The bullet goes through his projection and ricochets off the water.
Illusive Guy: "A necessary precaution. Not unusual for people who know what you and I know."
Illusive Guy: "You need to put your personal feelings aside. Reptil is up against the greatest threat of our brief existence."
>>395757
>>395756
A 9 will not, but a crit will do. You track her to the woods.
>>395760
You trip and notice Curry and Spring catching up.
>>395759
Looks like no… unless you count Curry and Spring.
>>395762
Illusive Guy: "Good to see your memory's intact. How are you feeling?"
>>395763
The bullet goes through his projection and ricochets off the water.
Illusive Guy: "A necessary precaution. Not unusual for people who know what you and I know."
>>395784
Illusive Guy: "While you've been looping endlessly, the Tirekians have been Reaping. Now it's time for you to live up to your name, Shepherd."
>>395787
You find a cozy spot. Shady. Nice for perching.
>>395789
>>395790
She already beat you to get away, though. And crit. She's gone.
>>395792
He's at full.
>>395794
You run and reach the end of the woods, coming out to the beach. Keep running?
>>395796
She just whimpers as you finish.
Illusive Guy: "While you've been looping endlessly, the Tirekians have been Reaping. Now it's time for you to live up to your name, Shepherd."
>>395787
You find a cozy spot. Shady. Nice for perching.
>>395789
>>395790
She already beat you to get away, though. And crit. She's gone.
>>395792
He's at full.
>>395794
You run and reach the end of the woods, coming out to the beach. Keep running?
>>395796
She just whimpers as you finish.
>>395803
Illusive Guy: "Your true name doesn't matter. We agreed on this code name four hundred years ago when we first met, because you are a shepherd to your followers. We don't have much time, Shepherd. Not enough to explain it all again and have you forget."
He gestures at the waning sun.
>>395805
You need LOS. She crit to escape. What do you want from me? She escapes.
>>395806
Illusive Guy: "Some of them. Specifically, the Reapers, a cult dedicated to Tirek's more sadistic nature. They've been harvesting – reaping – the ponies here endlessly for torment. As I'm sure you've noticed, this is a hive of evil."
>>395809
You spot a few pons. If you're still hungry.
Illusive Guy: "Your true name doesn't matter. We agreed on this code name four hundred years ago when we first met, because you are a shepherd to your followers. We don't have much time, Shepherd. Not enough to explain it all again and have you forget."
He gestures at the waning sun.
>>395805
You need LOS. She crit to escape. What do you want from me? She escapes.
>>395806
Illusive Guy: "Some of them. Specifically, the Reapers, a cult dedicated to Tirek's more sadistic nature. They've been harvesting – reaping – the ponies here endlessly for torment. As I'm sure you've noticed, this is a hive of evil."
>>395809
You spot a few pons. If you're still hungry.
>>395822
"There's no time."
>>395820
Illusive Guy: "It's not within your capability, Shepherd, but you know someone who does have that ability." He pauses for a draw on his cigarette.
"Weeping Sitar. The same pony you've been failing to acquire for four hundred years. It's starting to become an annoyance."
>>395827
"I'm not interested in loot. I'm interested in stopping the Reapers."
"There's no time."
>>395820
Illusive Guy: "It's not within your capability, Shepherd, but you know someone who does have that ability." He pauses for a draw on his cigarette.
"Weeping Sitar. The same pony you've been failing to acquire for four hundred years. It's starting to become an annoyance."
>>395827
"I'm not interested in loot. I'm interested in stopping the Reapers."
>>395816
Good, pull out of her. Perhaps I'll keep her in here and bring other victims in this cave of mine until we leave Reptil, then release them afterwards. I smile inwardly.
Go for my bag and leave some food, water, candles, match and rations for her to eat.
"You stay here, if you ever try anything funny You'll know what will happen." I give her the stare as I get out of the underground hole and look for Seekkill
Good, pull out of her. Perhaps I'll keep her in here and bring other victims in this cave of mine until we leave Reptil, then release them afterwards. I smile inwardly.
Go for my bag and leave some food, water, candles, match and rations for her to eat.
"You stay here, if you ever try anything funny You'll know what will happen." I give her the stare as I get out of the underground hole and look for Seekkill
>>395848
You stab yourself with poison. Good thing you're immune, but you're also helpless.
Civilians make shitty minions, and the other two ponies just run away.
>>395849
>>395850
>>395851
You reconvene in the woods.
Sateo has brought a Cerberus.
>>395852
Looks like the party has gathered a little bit further into the woods. You can see them.
You stab yourself with poison. Good thing you're immune, but you're also helpless.
Civilians make shitty minions, and the other two ponies just run away.
>>395849
>>395850
>>395851
You reconvene in the woods.
Sateo has brought a Cerberus.
>>395852
Looks like the party has gathered a little bit further into the woods. You can see them.
Felfire [Necromancer] No.395908
Something something remember.
Roll #1 7 = 7
Roll #1 7 = 7
>>395927
I stop for a moment on nailing a board on a damaged part of the ship, with that I put down my hammer and think for a moment.
"You are a crew now remember? My job is protectin those who needs protecting. Plus seeing a sword skewering a small thing like you would be…. a bad sight. Well for everyone that is." I scratch my head.
I stop for a moment on nailing a board on a damaged part of the ship, with that I put down my hammer and think for a moment.
"You are a crew now remember? My job is protectin those who needs protecting. Plus seeing a sword skewering a small thing like you would be…. a bad sight. Well for everyone that is." I scratch my head.
>>395933
"I would really want to put down that flying coward down but he is too strong. Bah, magic what do I know. Ponies and their gods of sunlight, moonlight, let them face me in a straight fight with no assistance from their divine masters and we will see who will stand last." I then flex a muscle.
"I would really want to put down that flying coward down but he is too strong. Bah, magic what do I know. Ponies and their gods of sunlight, moonlight, let them face me in a straight fight with no assistance from their divine masters and we will see who will stand last." I then flex a muscle.
Spring Water [Doctor] No.395975
>>395973
"Oh…"
I scrunch and try a Healing spell
"That might have been a result of what happened back in Autumnsreach…"
Roll #1 1 + 2 = 3
"Oh…"
I scrunch and try a Healing spell
"That might have been a result of what happened back in Autumnsreach…"
Roll #1 1 + 2 = 3
Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] No.396032
>>396030
I'll softly stomp a hoof.
"I'm trying to be your friend because there is some good in you, miss Felfire. There must be, if both miss Seas and Fervored have taken to you."
I'll shake my head.
"And I'm offering to help you, and have helped you, because that's what friends do. What is so wrong about that?"
I'll softly stomp a hoof.
"I'm trying to be your friend because there is some good in you, miss Felfire. There must be, if both miss Seas and Fervored have taken to you."
I'll shake my head.
"And I'm offering to help you, and have helped you, because that's what friends do. What is so wrong about that?"
Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] No.396047
>>396041
"You'll forgive me for saying, miss Felfire, but shadows are cold comfort. What if you wanted children?"
I'll shrug slightly.
"Not that, at the moment you'd even consider the possibility, but years down the line, I mean. You can't do that with a shadow. You can't nestle against a shadow to keep warm, miss Felfire."
I'll shake my head.
"And shadows fade, miss Felfire. They go away."
"You'll forgive me for saying, miss Felfire, but shadows are cold comfort. What if you wanted children?"
I'll shrug slightly.
"Not that, at the moment you'd even consider the possibility, but years down the line, I mean. You can't do that with a shadow. You can't nestle against a shadow to keep warm, miss Felfire."
I'll shake my head.
"And shadows fade, miss Felfire. They go away."
Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] No.396051
>>396049
I'll sigh.
"Well, as miss Spring said, we can't force you to do something you don't want to. I just hope Fervored will be on our side when it comes to that issue."
I'll sit down a lock eyes with Felfire.
"Just remember, miss Felfire, even if you don't really want me, I am willing to be your friend. And that means that, if somewhere down the line you want help with the touching thing, the offer stands."
I'll sigh.
"Well, as miss Spring said, we can't force you to do something you don't want to. I just hope Fervored will be on our side when it comes to that issue."
I'll sit down a lock eyes with Felfire.
"Just remember, miss Felfire, even if you don't really want me, I am willing to be your friend. And that means that, if somewhere down the line you want help with the touching thing, the offer stands."
>>396048
>>396049
>>396047
Enter and look at all three of them.
"I didnt know you ponies had a group meeting today. So what gives?" I give a forced grin.
"By the way." I show my paw. "Got my paw bruised, hoping you can fix it somehow. Good thing Felffire is here to monitor the situation in case an accident occurs again." I give a sly grin.
>>396049
>>396047
Enter and look at all three of them.
"I didnt know you ponies had a group meeting today. So what gives?" I give a forced grin.
"By the way." I show my paw. "Got my paw bruised, hoping you can fix it somehow. Good thing Felffire is here to monitor the situation in case an accident occurs again." I give a sly grin.
>>396058
I wince in pain and just give her a sharp look.
>>396055
"Good work so far, last batch of wooden pllank is not lacquired… and infested by termites thats why I replaced them. Then I accidentally hit my thumb with the hammer. Now I am here." I grin.
>>396057
I yelp.
"Well…. one day, but that day is not the day. I got so much things to live for."
I wince in pain and just give her a sharp look.
>>396055
"Good work so far, last batch of wooden pllank is not lacquired… and infested by termites thats why I replaced them. Then I accidentally hit my thumb with the hammer. Now I am here." I grin.
>>396057
I yelp.
"Well…. one day, but that day is not the day. I got so much things to live for."
>>396070
I give her a surprised look.
"Aha… haha, alright then, have it your way." I smirk.
>>396065
I then look at Curry.
"Indeed, I also got to mop the deck since its my turn. Such tedious. boring chores, but that will change in a few days once we are able to dock." I smile.
>>396069
"Well… yeah kind of, but who knows right? You being able to revive me is proof enough that those moments are not yet my time."
"Well…. that and… thanks." I scrratch my head.
I give her a surprised look.
"Aha… haha, alright then, have it your way." I smirk.
>>396065
I then look at Curry.
"Indeed, I also got to mop the deck since its my turn. Such tedious. boring chores, but that will change in a few days once we are able to dock." I smile.
>>396069
"Well… yeah kind of, but who knows right? You being able to revive me is proof enough that those moments are not yet my time."
"Well…. that and… thanks." I scrratch my head.
>>396078
I give her an odd look.
"Well I'm not the praying type, but how do you exactly praise this Grogar fellow?" I then stretch my healed paws.
>>396076
"Well, I seldom talk to anyone ever since she… hmmmm,… nevermind."
>>396079
"Well… thanks for healing it 'properly'. I would really prefer if its your daughter but you got to make whats available."
I then think for a moment.
"Still thanks."
I give her an odd look.
"Well I'm not the praying type, but how do you exactly praise this Grogar fellow?" I then stretch my healed paws.
>>396076
"Well, I seldom talk to anyone ever since she… hmmmm,… nevermind."
>>396079
"Well… thanks for healing it 'properly'. I would really prefer if its your daughter but you got to make whats available."
I then think for a moment.
"Still thanks."
>>396090
"Well, if things gets tough, it will not be bad to pray to multiple Gods, Perhaps one of them might listen to my please. if I need something. Ahaha."
>>396088
I raise my eyebrow.
"Ahhh…. errr… haha. Well dont think about it." I grin.
>>396089
I smile.
>>396098
"Good morning, little blue thing. So hows your sleep, no bad dreams I suppose?" I smile at her.
"Well, if things gets tough, it will not be bad to pray to multiple Gods, Perhaps one of them might listen to my please. if I need something. Ahaha."
>>396088
I raise my eyebrow.
"Ahhh…. errr… haha. Well dont think about it." I grin.
>>396089
I smile.
>>396098
"Good morning, little blue thing. So hows your sleep, no bad dreams I suppose?" I smile at her.
>>396105
"What? Equestria has two Gods in the past so far I've heard. Well that is until one of them goes crazy and uhmmm….. yeah."
>>396109
Change of topic.
"Uhh..yeah… right."
>>396110
"Got my paw healed by your mom. Kind of hoping you do the healing but who am I to demand and ask to wake you up just to fix my fingers eh?" I grin.
"What? Equestria has two Gods in the past so far I've heard. Well that is until one of them goes crazy and uhmmm….. yeah."
>>396109
Change of topic.
"Uhh..yeah… right."
>>396110
"Got my paw healed by your mom. Kind of hoping you do the healing but who am I to demand and ask to wake you up just to fix my fingers eh?" I grin.
Emrille [Gunslinger] No.396185
>>396167
"Yeah, the hydra bit the bullet after we forced a poisionous mushroom down it's throat."
Lean closer.
"It might have to do something about the death of the old commodore too from what I heard. Put two and two together."
I wince.
"And… yeah. That golem was something else entirely."
"Yeah, the hydra bit the bullet after we forced a poisionous mushroom down it's throat."
Lean closer.
"It might have to do something about the death of the old commodore too from what I heard. Put two and two together."
I wince.
"And… yeah. That golem was something else entirely."
Emrille [Gunslinger] No.396212
>>396204
"No… you know what was even worse than the golem? That fucking colonel or who the fuck. A pirate hunter called Rhett. He almost smelled us out as we were making a run for it with the gold… we were cowering in the fucking wagons like all of us were some sort of animals hiding from a storm. I had nightmares about him, for fuck's sake."
I shudder at the memory.
"No… you know what was even worse than the golem? That fucking colonel or who the fuck. A pirate hunter called Rhett. He almost smelled us out as we were making a run for it with the gold… we were cowering in the fucking wagons like all of us were some sort of animals hiding from a storm. I had nightmares about him, for fuck's sake."
I shudder at the memory.
>>396248
I give her a confused look..
"Huh?"
>>396245
I blush.
"Now…. I remember trying to pikc up a green dress for little Ms. Summer when you and Felfire are still not in the ship. But perhaps now both of us forget about it. Maybe one day I'll get to pick it up."
>>396263
"Hey, remember that green dress when both of us are finding a dress that would suit Ms. Lucky? I wonder if I could still find it." I smile at her, remembering fond and happy memories.
I give her a confused look..
"Huh?"
>>396245
I blush.
"Now…. I remember trying to pikc up a green dress for little Ms. Summer when you and Felfire are still not in the ship. But perhaps now both of us forget about it. Maybe one day I'll get to pick it up."
>>396263
"Hey, remember that green dress when both of us are finding a dress that would suit Ms. Lucky? I wonder if I could still find it." I smile at her, remembering fond and happy memories.
Emrille [Gunslinger] No.396289
>>396281
I snarl at her.
"Maybe it was the fact that the mare who could heal every sort of shit just died in a room that was almost cooking us, then we went out to a city that was being bombarded by shitload of cannons and then have a small fucking army march past us with every single fucking pony in the city chanting his name!"
I snarl at her.
"Maybe it was the fact that the mare who could heal every sort of shit just died in a room that was almost cooking us, then we went out to a city that was being bombarded by shitload of cannons and then have a small fucking army march past us with every single fucking pony in the city chanting his name!"
Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] No.396305
>>396304
"Well, there's one way to find out, miss Spring."
I'll rub my beard slightly.
"Might even be able to convince her to get her mane done, actually. She'd be lovely if she put some care towards it."
I'll think for a second.
"I wonder if Mera would like anything…"
"Well, there's one way to find out, miss Spring."
I'll rub my beard slightly.
"Might even be able to convince her to get her mane done, actually. She'd be lovely if she put some care towards it."
I'll think for a second.
"I wonder if Mera would like anything…"
>>396437
I look up in annoyance for a moment before giving him a stern look and put a paw on his shoulder.
"Look, the way she is fond of you and the way that you care for her both of you are an excellent match. What matters is that you carfe for Skylight, what matters is that you are there for her. a sister could not ask for more."
"And the way that you look at me when I am trying to hit on her is enough evidence that you would kill me if I ever played with her heart." I scratch my head.
I look up in annoyance for a moment before giving him a stern look and put a paw on his shoulder.
"Look, the way she is fond of you and the way that you care for her both of you are an excellent match. What matters is that you carfe for Skylight, what matters is that you are there for her. a sister could not ask for more."
"And the way that you look at me when I am trying to hit on her is enough evidence that you would kill me if I ever played with her heart." I scratch my head.
Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] No.396439
>>396438
I'll shuffle a little at that.
"Well, breaking hearts is something mares should be kept safe from regardless of family ties, and…"
I'll sigh.
"Honestly, I don't know what to do. I know she's old enough to make her own choices, but… I worry. What would you do if you suddenly discovered you had a sister? Especially one who's trying to work off the guilt she feels at how our parents were?"
I'll shake my head.
"I just can't let her get hurt, Chip. Not after what that spirit said in the vault."
I'll shuffle a little at that.
"Well, breaking hearts is something mares should be kept safe from regardless of family ties, and…"
I'll sigh.
"Honestly, I don't know what to do. I know she's old enough to make her own choices, but… I worry. What would you do if you suddenly discovered you had a sister? Especially one who's trying to work off the guilt she feels at how our parents were?"
I'll shake my head.
"I just can't let her get hurt, Chip. Not after what that spirit said in the vault."
>>397284
I nod slightly.
And make just a bit more distance.
H-He was nice… he w-was the necromancer o-of our village, a-and when he h-heard I w-was interested in the a-art of the dead, he s-started to t-tutor me…… e-even that my pa-p-parents… t-they c-called me worthless… b-but my mentor w-would always b-be nice, e-even if I messed up, a-and he t-taught me a l-lot when he a-allowed me to b-be near t-the deathbed o-of the o-old and sick….
I nod slightly.
And make just a bit more distance.
H-He was nice… he w-was the necromancer o-of our village, a-and when he h-heard I w-was interested in the a-art of the dead, he s-started to t-tutor me…… e-even that my pa-p-parents… t-they c-called me worthless… b-but my mentor w-would always b-be nice, e-even if I messed up, a-and he t-taught me a l-lot when he a-allowed me to b-be near t-the deathbed o-of the o-old and sick….
>>397299
I speak bitterly and slightly louder than before.
..Inquisitors….i-if they h-had my hoof t-that means they k-killed me…
I trail away slightly, the anger disappearing instantly.
No no no n-no, please… I t-told her…. I told her not to m-make friends with t-their kind but s-she kept insisting! S-She said they w-were not all b-bad! I w-warned her, I t-tried, I re-r-really did, I w-warned her not to make f-friends with those….
I speak bitterly and slightly louder than before.
..Inquisitors….i-if they h-had my hoof t-that means they k-killed me…
I trail away slightly, the anger disappearing instantly.
No no no n-no, please… I t-told her…. I told her not to m-make friends with t-their kind but s-she kept insisting! S-She said they w-were not all b-bad! I w-warned her, I t-tried, I re-r-really did, I w-warned her not to make f-friends with those….
>>397303
I keep silent for a while again, before lowering my head entirely and covering it with my hooves.
I l-let her d-die… w-why did s-she have to love m-me, why c-couldn't s-she just stay away… w-we were opposites, L-Life and D-Death, a-and she still c-choose me… a-and I let her t-throw her life away f-for a worthless z-zebra scum like m-me!
I keep silent for a while again, before lowering my head entirely and covering it with my hooves.
I l-let her d-die… w-why did s-she have to love m-me, why c-couldn't s-she just stay away… w-we were opposites, L-Life and D-Death, a-and she still c-choose me… a-and I let her t-throw her life away f-for a worthless z-zebra scum like m-me!
>>397325
I sit down in a visibly relaxed state now that we talk about Necromancy.
I c-could sense d-dead bodies a-and death around me… I c-could speak with the d-dead… I c-could wither the flesh….. I c-could overpower t-the minds of o-others… b-but what I l-liked most was r-raising and c-commanding the d-dead…
I sit down in a visibly relaxed state now that we talk about Necromancy.
I c-could sense d-dead bodies a-and death around me… I c-could speak with the d-dead… I c-could wither the flesh….. I c-could overpower t-the minds of o-others… b-but what I l-liked most was r-raising and c-commanding the d-dead…
>>397329
I nod.
O-Oh, he could f-fly too!… t-there was this one t-time… I was…
I sadden for a bit.
I w-was upset with my f-friends and w-wandered away…b-but then c-couldn't stay w-without them, a-and followed their t-tracks..
Perk up again.
T-Their c-caravan was a-attacked when I c-caught up, s-so Nid flew me d-down to them… he c-could maim p-ponies with a single paw, a-and his stinger w-was still f-full of the p-paralyizng poision…
I nod.
O-Oh, he could f-fly too!… t-there was this one t-time… I was…
I sadden for a bit.
I w-was upset with my f-friends and w-wandered away…b-but then c-couldn't stay w-without them, a-and followed their t-tracks..
Perk up again.
T-Their c-caravan was a-attacked when I c-caught up, s-so Nid flew me d-down to them… he c-could maim p-ponies with a single paw, a-and his stinger w-was still f-full of the p-paralyizng poision…
>>397339
Shake my head
F-For a time….b-but that was before my time. W-When I got t-there the I-Inquisition a-already did their w-work…
Look at her.
T-They might s-say they….t-that they…f-friends… b-but they blindside you e-everytime…I-If you ever come a-across them… s-show them no mercy.
Shake my head
F-For a time….b-but that was before my time. W-When I got t-there the I-Inquisition a-already did their w-work…
Look at her.
T-They might s-say they….t-that they…f-friends… b-but they blindside you e-everytime…I-If you ever come a-across them… s-show them no mercy.
>>398206
"Right. Let's."
We're off to see the doctor, The Wonderful Doctor of the Fleet
We hear she is a whiz of a wiz, if ever a wiz there was
If ever, oh ever a wiz there was, The Doctor of the Fleet is one because
Because, because, because, because, because
Because of the wonderful things she does
We're off to see the doctor, The Wonderful Doctor of the Fleet.
"Right. Let's."
We're off to see the doctor, The Wonderful Doctor of the Fleet
We hear she is a whiz of a wiz, if ever a wiz there was
If ever, oh ever a wiz there was, The Doctor of the Fleet is one because
Because, because, because, because, because
Because of the wonderful things she does
We're off to see the doctor, The Wonderful Doctor of the Fleet.
Spring Water [Doctor] No.398219
>>398217
"Ah… stupid horn…"
Try again!
"What did you do? Did you fall? Break something?"
Roll #1 10 + 2 = 12
"Ah… stupid horn…"
Try again!
"What did you do? Did you fall? Break something?"
Roll #1 10 + 2 = 12
Emrille [Gunslinger] No.398260
>>398257
"I shot her in the head, hm? That's what happened when 'I killed her' happened? Or did you pay for her to live again? Do you even know it is thanks to me you are even breathing right now? Did that thought ever cross your mind, huh? Or that I could have shot you just as easily as I did to the gun you pulled on me?"
"I shot her in the head, hm? That's what happened when 'I killed her' happened? Or did you pay for her to live again? Do you even know it is thanks to me you are even breathing right now? Did that thought ever cross your mind, huh? Or that I could have shot you just as easily as I did to the gun you pulled on me?"
Light Heart [Warlord] No.398261
>>398257
"Ah… let us hope her promise was not an empty one then."
I tap a hoof against my chin
"Say, how would you feel about following up on this matter? Ensuring that miss Tela does not 'chicken out' as it were."
>>398259
"I have not questioned her behavioral patterns, I'm afraid. The only thing that matters to me is her continued well-being and willingness to cooperate."
"Ah… let us hope her promise was not an empty one then."
I tap a hoof against my chin
"Say, how would you feel about following up on this matter? Ensuring that miss Tela does not 'chicken out' as it were."
>>398259
"I have not questioned her behavioral patterns, I'm afraid. The only thing that matters to me is her continued well-being and willingness to cooperate."
>>398261
I frowned
"She killed me several times already under the pretense of healing me. I dont know if she is having fun or if that is by accident, but her…. and Summer has been doing it too frequently by now. I dont want to accuse the little filly confiding with her mother since it is not in Summer's nature if my instinct is to be trusted but… her mother is not too friendly to me. Her stares are daggerlike and…. "
I breath out in stress.
"Maybe I am just overthinking about it. If not for FellFire I will be thrice a goner for sure."
I frowned
"She killed me several times already under the pretense of healing me. I dont know if she is having fun or if that is by accident, but her…. and Summer has been doing it too frequently by now. I dont want to accuse the little filly confiding with her mother since it is not in Summer's nature if my instinct is to be trusted but… her mother is not too friendly to me. Her stares are daggerlike and…. "
I breath out in stress.
"Maybe I am just overthinking about it. If not for FellFire I will be thrice a goner for sure."
Light Heart [Warlord] No.398275
>>398264
"I have asked her about the large amount of failed spells lately already and she assured me they are not on purpose. Perhaps the stress is getting to her. Remember that she is not used to combat situations."
>>398269
"Remind her of her promise. Perhaps a little extra push here and there too to help her along."
"I have asked her about the large amount of failed spells lately already and she assured me they are not on purpose. Perhaps the stress is getting to her. Remember that she is not used to combat situations."
>>398269
"Remind her of her promise. Perhaps a little extra push here and there too to help her along."
>>398306
"Is there a way to make those encounters of our more….. frequent? You know, you and me, friends…. with benefits kind of thing?"
I lean next to her.
"I am just you know, a bit skeptical to use my coupon in the fear that I wont be able to cuddle with you again in the future." I grin at her.
"Is there a way to make those encounters of our more….. frequent? You know, you and me, friends…. with benefits kind of thing?"
I lean next to her.
"I am just you know, a bit skeptical to use my coupon in the fear that I wont be able to cuddle with you again in the future." I grin at her.
Emrille [Gunslinger] No.398343
>>398340
I snort.
"As if. And mares can do shit stallions can't! Y'know, because we have the same parts. We know what feels good."
I giggle, then lean even closer.
"Y'know, I wouldn't just use you as a cheap hole to fill up and get off like all the dude who fucked you did~"
I snort.
"As if. And mares can do shit stallions can't! Y'know, because we have the same parts. We know what feels good."
I giggle, then lean even closer.
"Y'know, I wouldn't just use you as a cheap hole to fill up and get off like all the dude who fucked you did~"
Light Heart [Warlord] No.400450
>>400444
"Yes, of course."
I chuckle
"My apologies, it's merely hard to understand how the two of you are not more than just friends. I feel like you two are quite fitting for one another."
I wave a hoof
"But no matter, I will drop the subject. Again, my sincerest apologies. I did not mean to make you upset."
"Yes, of course."
I chuckle
"My apologies, it's merely hard to understand how the two of you are not more than just friends. I feel like you two are quite fitting for one another."
I wave a hoof
"But no matter, I will drop the subject. Again, my sincerest apologies. I did not mean to make you upset."
Light Heart [Warlord] No.400521
>>400508
"It is quite lovely and picturesque. I do recommend you visit it sometime and try out the eggnog there. As one of the local specialties, I hear it is quite delicious."
And as I talk, I wait for the right moment to strike her.
Roll #1 8 = 8
"It is quite lovely and picturesque. I do recommend you visit it sometime and try out the eggnog there. As one of the local specialties, I hear it is quite delicious."
And as I talk, I wait for the right moment to strike her.
Roll #1 8 = 8
>>400529
I snort
"Haven't spoken to them in ten years, I doubt they'd even recognize me. But yeah, I imagine they'd be pretty goddamn upset about my choices in life. Not that it matters, I'm my own pony now."
STRIKE!
Roll #1 3 = 3
I snort
"Haven't spoken to them in ten years, I doubt they'd even recognize me. But yeah, I imagine they'd be pretty goddamn upset about my choices in life. Not that it matters, I'm my own pony now."
STRIKE!
Roll #1 3 = 3
Seekkill [Dark Hunter] No.400573
>>400571
I try to pull it out of your claws and club you with it before you can break my grip.
Roll #1 8 = 8
I try to pull it out of your claws and club you with it before you can break my grip.
Roll #1 8 = 8
>>400569
"Too much discipline needed aboard a navy ship. They wanted me to follow their footsteps but I didn't wanna get stuck on a no-fun prison all my life so I left them behind one day and started off on my own. Haven't seen 'em since."
Move in to strike!
Roll #1 3 + 1 = 4
"Too much discipline needed aboard a navy ship. They wanted me to follow their footsteps but I didn't wanna get stuck on a no-fun prison all my life so I left them behind one day and started off on my own. Haven't seen 'em since."
Move in to strike!
Roll #1 3 + 1 = 4
Light Heart [Warlord] No.400647
>>400645
"I see. That is quite tragic. No regrets?"
And I once again try to counter her move with one of my own.
Roll #1 5 = 5
"I see. That is quite tragic. No regrets?"
And I once again try to counter her move with one of my own.
Roll #1 5 = 5
>>400647
Beat me again.
I spit on the floor.
"No regrets."
I shake my head and rear to attack her again.
Roll #1 8 + 1 = 9
Beat me again.
I spit on the floor.
"No regrets."
I shake my head and rear to attack her again.
Roll #1 8 + 1 = 9
Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] No.400664
>>400662
"Well, with a little more meat on you, and the right type of holds or grapples, maybe a little clever hoofwork, and you could end up turning your small size to your advantage. Use your opponent's own strength against them."
I'll shrug.
"Unfortunately that would involve touching them, so I suppose that's not an option for the moment."
"Well, with a little more meat on you, and the right type of holds or grapples, maybe a little clever hoofwork, and you could end up turning your small size to your advantage. Use your opponent's own strength against them."
I'll shrug.
"Unfortunately that would involve touching them, so I suppose that's not an option for the moment."
Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] No.400713
>>400710
"Perhaps, but cleverness can compensate for being much smaller. For example, certain fish form a partnership with a type of undersea creature called an anemone, which paralyzes anything that touches it except those fish."
I'll shrug.
"And I suppose we should see about drinks."
"Perhaps, but cleverness can compensate for being much smaller. For example, certain fish form a partnership with a type of undersea creature called an anemone, which paralyzes anything that touches it except those fish."
I'll shrug.
"And I suppose we should see about drinks."
Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] No.400832
>>400822
"Fervored, right? Good fellow."
>>400826
"Being avaricious means that someone is greedy. A trollop is a low quality mare. I could have used nag, I suppose."
I'll look at my cup for a moment.
"And a clam-diver is a term for a lesbian."
>>400827
"Please, a grudge over food is a terrible thing."
>>400829
"And I'm in her debt. Pfeh."
"Fervored, right? Good fellow."
>>400826
"Being avaricious means that someone is greedy. A trollop is a low quality mare. I could have used nag, I suppose."
I'll look at my cup for a moment.
"And a clam-diver is a term for a lesbian."
>>400827
"Please, a grudge over food is a terrible thing."
>>400829
"And I'm in her debt. Pfeh."
Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] No.400889
>>400876
"Once she starts making ones that are beyond my willingness to do, I might ask."
>>400883
"There hasn't been a proper temple to Luna for centuries. And mine was hidden. I doubt they were common artifacts."
>>400885
"You'd only have to blow up the ones who don't want to let her go."
I'll stare at my mug for a bit, then shake my head.
"I think I might have been drinking too much."
"Once she starts making ones that are beyond my willingness to do, I might ask."
>>400883
"There hasn't been a proper temple to Luna for centuries. And mine was hidden. I doubt they were common artifacts."
>>400885
"You'd only have to blow up the ones who don't want to let her go."
I'll stare at my mug for a bit, then shake my head.
"I think I might have been drinking too much."
Light Heart [Warlord] No.401123
>>401115
I smile and keep close
"Now now, mister Curry, that is hardly the right attitude to have. From what I have seen this evening, you are craving for some affection."
I move a little closer
"And though you are a prisoner, you are also my responsibility. I cannot have you make unfortunate decisions due to certain frustrations on your part."
I smile and keep close
"Now now, mister Curry, that is hardly the right attitude to have. From what I have seen this evening, you are craving for some affection."
I move a little closer
"And though you are a prisoner, you are also my responsibility. I cannot have you make unfortunate decisions due to certain frustrations on your part."
Light Heart [Warlord] No.401135
>>401131
"Business and my private life are two separate things, mister Curry. I care very much for miss Rosemary, so I would never engage in activities that would break her heart. As such she is fully aware of the separation of my business and personal life. Now… shall we go to my cabin for some more privacy to talk further? A heart to heart, as it were."
I chuckle
"Business and my private life are two separate things, mister Curry. I care very much for miss Rosemary, so I would never engage in activities that would break her heart. As such she is fully aware of the separation of my business and personal life. Now… shall we go to my cabin for some more privacy to talk further? A heart to heart, as it were."
I chuckle
Light Heart [Warlord] No.401138
>>401136
I move in closer to whisper
"Nopony needs to know about this, of course. See it as… a gift of goodwill on my part. After all, who is to say you do not deserve some relaxation? The signs of stress are all over you and I would rather you have a clear mind so that you are not distracted when needed."
I move in closer to whisper
"Nopony needs to know about this, of course. See it as… a gift of goodwill on my part. After all, who is to say you do not deserve some relaxation? The signs of stress are all over you and I would rather you have a clear mind so that you are not distracted when needed."
Light Heart [Warlord] No.401144
>>401141
Iron can be melted, given enough heat is applied.
"And that is exactly the attitude I was afraid of mister Curry."
I smile and place a hoof on his chest
"I understand things must have been quite hard for you with all that has happened. I may not be a religious pony of my own, but I understand the importance you must see in the two unicorns, little Summer specifically. That is why I was so keen on ensuring your continued presence. And that is why I am once again reaching out to aid you. I cannot have you run around frustrated, it diminishes your capabilities of decision making and could possibly endanger my other associates."
I slowly wrap my hooves around him
"So please, take that hoof I have extended for you. Grasp this chance to relax so that you may perform better. I assure you it is quite cathartic."
I chuckle
Iron can be melted, given enough heat is applied.
"And that is exactly the attitude I was afraid of mister Curry."
I smile and place a hoof on his chest
"I understand things must have been quite hard for you with all that has happened. I may not be a religious pony of my own, but I understand the importance you must see in the two unicorns, little Summer specifically. That is why I was so keen on ensuring your continued presence. And that is why I am once again reaching out to aid you. I cannot have you run around frustrated, it diminishes your capabilities of decision making and could possibly endanger my other associates."
I slowly wrap my hooves around him
"So please, take that hoof I have extended for you. Grasp this chance to relax so that you may perform better. I assure you it is quite cathartic."
I chuckle
Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] No.401423
>>401422
I'll frown a little at that.
"Yer right. They was doing that 'fore I got here… an' doin' a better job of it, too. I'm just some idiot who's been living under a damn rock for 30 years waiting to be terrible at my job."
I'll hang my head.
"It's no wonder I was thrown away. Parent's musta known I'd amount to nothin'. Spare me the problem of findin' that out myself…"
I'll frown a little at that.
"Yer right. They was doing that 'fore I got here… an' doin' a better job of it, too. I'm just some idiot who's been living under a damn rock for 30 years waiting to be terrible at my job."
I'll hang my head.
"It's no wonder I was thrown away. Parent's musta known I'd amount to nothin'. Spare me the problem of findin' that out myself…"
Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] No.401435
>>401432
"And sometimes you're asking for a good beating, but it's not going to come to you unless I get Abilio or Spring to do it."
I'll idly move my hooves to rebalance myself.
"An' we both know they wouldn't do it anyway because you're his ginny piglet and Spring's still a prisoner to your officership."
>>401434
I'll just snort at that.
"And sometimes you're asking for a good beating, but it's not going to come to you unless I get Abilio or Spring to do it."
I'll idly move my hooves to rebalance myself.
"An' we both know they wouldn't do it anyway because you're his ginny piglet and Spring's still a prisoner to your officership."
>>401434
I'll just snort at that.
Emrille [Gunslinger] No.401440
>>401437
Flap my wings.
"But I dooooon't want to take a nap!"
Then chuckle.
"Really, if you are so concerned about me and him we could have a group teraphy. We can call it a succes if I end up using less than 6 bullets. Fair deal, ain't it?"
>>401438
I chuckle.
"Sure thing, bub. Shit rolls downhill, y'know. You gotta' climb up first."
Flap my wings.
"But I dooooon't want to take a nap!"
Then chuckle.
"Really, if you are so concerned about me and him we could have a group teraphy. We can call it a succes if I end up using less than 6 bullets. Fair deal, ain't it?"
>>401438
I chuckle.
"Sure thing, bub. Shit rolls downhill, y'know. You gotta' climb up first."
Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] No.401442
>>401440
"Maybe if you stopped throwin' shit, I wouldn't have to keep dodging it."
>>401441
At that, I'll futilely try to get back to my hooves.
"It's one thing t'act like a kid to get your own way, but to… to attack a child tha's just jealous that her mother's payin' attention to someone else is jus'… Can't you even think, for one secon' how that would make you feel if you were in her place?"
I'll wobble a little.
"But you don't need to think too hard, do you. Neither of us do. You're jus' ignoring it. Ignoring what happened while forcing the same thing on her, even if indirectly. She's terrified, y'know. Terrified her mother's gonna abandon her. Fer you."
"Maybe if you stopped throwin' shit, I wouldn't have to keep dodging it."
>>401441
At that, I'll futilely try to get back to my hooves.
"It's one thing t'act like a kid to get your own way, but to… to attack a child tha's just jealous that her mother's payin' attention to someone else is jus'… Can't you even think, for one secon' how that would make you feel if you were in her place?"
I'll wobble a little.
"But you don't need to think too hard, do you. Neither of us do. You're jus' ignoring it. Ignoring what happened while forcing the same thing on her, even if indirectly. She's terrified, y'know. Terrified her mother's gonna abandon her. Fer you."
Emrille [Gunslinger] No.401444
>>401443
"Yeah, so if you can't, why should I try?"
>>401442
"It's not attacking her, it's just a forced naptime. Or timeout, whatever you want to call it."
I roll my eyes again.
"Please, it's not like I'm going to fucking snatch Spring up, wave my hat and leave that little whinebag here for the pirates. She just needs to stop being so fucking selfish. Sharing is caring and all that shit."
"Yeah, so if you can't, why should I try?"
>>401442
"It's not attacking her, it's just a forced naptime. Or timeout, whatever you want to call it."
I roll my eyes again.
"Please, it's not like I'm going to fucking snatch Spring up, wave my hat and leave that little whinebag here for the pirates. She just needs to stop being so fucking selfish. Sharing is caring and all that shit."
Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] No.401449
>>401447
I'll shake my head, and then immediately regret doing so.
"No, but that doesn't mean you can just flap in, settle on her mother's back, and tell her to jus' deal with it."
I'll sit again.
"Talking with you tires me. You never look at things from the other end of the barrel. It's always you, you, you."
I'll snort.
"Startin' to think there's nothing left of that nice kid who could have grown up well, except when you take a hit to the head."
I'll settle down on the floor.
I'll shake my head, and then immediately regret doing so.
"No, but that doesn't mean you can just flap in, settle on her mother's back, and tell her to jus' deal with it."
I'll sit again.
"Talking with you tires me. You never look at things from the other end of the barrel. It's always you, you, you."
I'll snort.
"Startin' to think there's nothing left of that nice kid who could have grown up well, except when you take a hit to the head."
I'll settle down on the floor.
Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] No.401451
>>401450
I'll glower at her.
"It is not wise to make me angry, Emrille. Debt or no, I can at least get some small satisfaction out of beating you senseless before I'm killed. Though it would be such a shame for Spring an' Summer. They'd have to go out with me, 'cause I went out of my head an' attacked a crewmate. So sad, really. But that was the deal, wasn't it? If one of us messes up, we all swing for it."
I'll grumble slightly.
"Might almost be worth it, even…"
I'll glower at her.
"It is not wise to make me angry, Emrille. Debt or no, I can at least get some small satisfaction out of beating you senseless before I'm killed. Though it would be such a shame for Spring an' Summer. They'd have to go out with me, 'cause I went out of my head an' attacked a crewmate. So sad, really. But that was the deal, wasn't it? If one of us messes up, we all swing for it."
I'll grumble slightly.
"Might almost be worth it, even…"
Emrille [Gunslinger] No.401453
>>401451
I huff.
"Some noble guardian you are! 'Let the kid and her mother die for my petty revenge'."
I let out a short laugh.
"And you call me bad for killing ponies for money. Some hypocrite you are. I'm sure lil' Summer would be so glad to hear you would sacrifice her just to get at me, noble guardian."
>>401452
Sigh.
"And what the fuck am I even supposed to do? Y'know, this filly state gets really bothering in times of boredom like this."
I huff.
"Some noble guardian you are! 'Let the kid and her mother die for my petty revenge'."
I let out a short laugh.
"And you call me bad for killing ponies for money. Some hypocrite you are. I'm sure lil' Summer would be so glad to hear you would sacrifice her just to get at me, noble guardian."
>>401452
Sigh.
"And what the fuck am I even supposed to do? Y'know, this filly state gets really bothering in times of boredom like this."
Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] No.401466
>>401464
"I've tried bein' friends with tha' overgrown seagull too many times. Faking nice is all she gets now."
I'll snort a little.
"Y'know, the midget doesn't even know I was the one who told Spring to adopt her. Or offer. Said not to tell Emrille, since she'd jus' refuse out of spite, prolly."
"I've tried bein' friends with tha' overgrown seagull too many times. Faking nice is all she gets now."
I'll snort a little.
"Y'know, the midget doesn't even know I was the one who told Spring to adopt her. Or offer. Said not to tell Emrille, since she'd jus' refuse out of spite, prolly."
Light Heart [Warlord] No.401467
>>401466
"… Adopt her. I see."
I smile at him
"But let us not concentrate on miss Emrille. Come, let us find a more private location in case she changes her mind and doubles back."
I lead him along to one of the darker corners of the Darklantern. Shouldn't be so hard, right?
"Now… any preferences, mister Curry?"
"… Adopt her. I see."
I smile at him
"But let us not concentrate on miss Emrille. Come, let us find a more private location in case she changes her mind and doubles back."
I lead him along to one of the darker corners of the Darklantern. Shouldn't be so hard, right?
"Now… any preferences, mister Curry?"
Light Heart [Warlord] No.401472
>>401470
"… Ah."
I smirk.
"I see. I must say that is rather surprising, for a handsome stallion such as yourself to have never had a mare… or a stallion."
I move over as I push him all the way onto his back and rest myself on top of his belly, softly grinding against him.
"I am certain you wont be disappointed though."
"… Ah."
I smirk.
"I see. I must say that is rather surprising, for a handsome stallion such as yourself to have never had a mare… or a stallion."
I move over as I push him all the way onto his back and rest myself on top of his belly, softly grinding against him.
"I am certain you wont be disappointed though."
Light Heart [Warlord] No.401500
>>401482
I chuckle at his reaction and keep grinding against him.
"But of course it does."
And then, when we're sufficiently warmed up from the exercise I get up slightly, only to lower myself again on his HORSESEX
Roll #1 10, 7, 8, 9, 5 = 39
I chuckle at his reaction and keep grinding against him.
"But of course it does."
And then, when we're sufficiently warmed up from the exercise I get up slightly, only to lower myself again on his HORSESEX
Roll #1 10, 7, 8, 9, 5 = 39
Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] No.401519
>>401518
"I… dunno. It's just… this sort of thing, I was always told it was supposed to happen between two ponies who love each other. Who want to spend their lives together."
I'll roll over slightly, facing away from Light Heart.
"An'… while it's not exactly forbidden, I… that was the first time, y'know. I just… have to come to grips with this."
"I… dunno. It's just… this sort of thing, I was always told it was supposed to happen between two ponies who love each other. Who want to spend their lives together."
I'll roll over slightly, facing away from Light Heart.
"An'… while it's not exactly forbidden, I… that was the first time, y'know. I just… have to come to grips with this."
Light Heart [Warlord] No.401520
>>401519
I smile
"You may have noticed that I am not one for religion, mister Curry. I very much doubt anypony would blame you for wishing to enjoy yourself, so neither should you."
I inch closer as he turns away from me and wrap my hooves around him
"Do try not overthinking it too much. You must have found the deed satisfactory at least, correct?"
I smile
"You may have noticed that I am not one for religion, mister Curry. I very much doubt anypony would blame you for wishing to enjoy yourself, so neither should you."
I inch closer as he turns away from me and wrap my hooves around him
"Do try not overthinking it too much. You must have found the deed satisfactory at least, correct?"
Light Heart [Warlord] No.401563
>>401546
I chuckle
"No need to worry, mister Curry. Let us just try again, I am certain you will be more comfortable this time around. I only wish for you to relax and enjoy yourself."
Push him onto his back again and crawl on top of him, mounting him again and HORSESEX 2.0: REVENGE OF THE DONG
Roll #1 9, 2, 2, 3, 5 = 21
I chuckle
"No need to worry, mister Curry. Let us just try again, I am certain you will be more comfortable this time around. I only wish for you to relax and enjoy yourself."
Push him onto his back again and crawl on top of him, mounting him again and HORSESEX 2.0: REVENGE OF THE DONG
Roll #1 9, 2, 2, 3, 5 = 21
Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] No.401679
And then I'll wake up. Oddly warm, and… I'm not in the brig.
Blinking a few times, I'll look around.
Not, this certainly isn't the brig. And whose hooves are these?
"Oh… right."
As the hazy events of the previous evening come into focus, I'll swallow a little heavily.
Blinking a few times, I'll look around.
Not, this certainly isn't the brig. And whose hooves are these?
"Oh… right."
As the hazy events of the previous evening come into focus, I'll swallow a little heavily.
Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] No.401682
>>401680
Okay, Curry, think. How did this happen.
Breathe slightly. In, out, in, out.
Miss Heart was doing me a favor. Help me relax, right? Right. But… this sort of relaxation… it's not proper. She smells nice though… No. No, focus.
Gently, so gently, I'll extricate myself from her grip. '1d10'
Roll #1 2 = 2
Okay, Curry, think. How did this happen.
Breathe slightly. In, out, in, out.
Miss Heart was doing me a favor. Help me relax, right? Right. But… this sort of relaxation… it's not proper. She smells nice though… No. No, focus.
Gently, so gently, I'll extricate myself from her grip. '1d10'
Roll #1 2 = 2
Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] No.401703
>>401700
Well, now things get awkward.
"Miss Heart, as… as grateful as I am for this kindness, I… I can't quite accept. I will endeavor not to cause trouble for you, as I do still owe you for my life, but it would not be right of me to take advantage of you that way. And… and what if something happened? A pirate fleet is no place to raise a child…"
Well, now things get awkward.
"Miss Heart, as… as grateful as I am for this kindness, I… I can't quite accept. I will endeavor not to cause trouble for you, as I do still owe you for my life, but it would not be right of me to take advantage of you that way. And… and what if something happened? A pirate fleet is no place to raise a child…"
Light Heart [Warlord] No.401707
>>401703
I chuckle
"I don't quite think there is much need to worry about that. And you are hardly taking advantage of me if I am the one offering. As I mentioned yesterday, I wish to help you wind down a little so that you may do your job better. With all the happenings lately, it is understandable you are under quite a lot of pressure."
I chuckle
"I don't quite think there is much need to worry about that. And you are hardly taking advantage of me if I am the one offering. As I mentioned yesterday, I wish to help you wind down a little so that you may do your job better. With all the happenings lately, it is understandable you are under quite a lot of pressure."
Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] No.401712
>>401707
"Even so, it would be unkind of me to start viewing you as simply a method of venting instead of a pony."
I'll shake my head.
"You are a better… friend, than that. So while I may not come to you for… this… I wouldn't be against talking, every now and then."
"Even so, it would be unkind of me to start viewing you as simply a method of venting instead of a pony."
I'll shake my head.
"You are a better… friend, than that. So while I may not come to you for… this… I wouldn't be against talking, every now and then."
Light Heart [Warlord] No.401788
>>401760
"Very well then mister Curry. Just sit back and let me hoofle this matter then."
I bend over and go down on him, ENDLESS HORSESEX
Roll #1 5 = 5
"Very well then mister Curry. Just sit back and let me hoofle this matter then."
I bend over and go down on him, ENDLESS HORSESEX
Roll #1 5 = 5
Light Heart [Warlord] No.401847
>>401838
Well… that sure is unexpected. Guess I'll try to redouble my efforts and get him to finish up.
Roll #1 4 = 4
Well… that sure is unexpected. Guess I'll try to redouble my efforts and get him to finish up.
Roll #1 4 = 4
Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] No.401870
>>401858
I'll clean my beard a little with my fetlocks.
"Well, miss Heart, fair's fair, after all. And it is nice to have something to be confident about and have a reason for it."
I'll clear my throat slightly.
"Though we should likely get back to our cabins before too much suspicion is aroused."
I'll clean my beard a little with my fetlocks.
"Well, miss Heart, fair's fair, after all. And it is nice to have something to be confident about and have a reason for it."
I'll clear my throat slightly.
"Though we should likely get back to our cabins before too much suspicion is aroused."
Light Heart [Warlord] No.401879
>>401870
I nod with a smile
"Indeed. I do hope we can have a lovely time again as today and yesterday somewhere in the future. Perhaps in an actual comfortable bed this time."
I move in and give him a parting kiss
"And not to worry, this will stay between the both of us. Don't forget to enjoy yourself in life, mister Curry. It may just save your life."
I chuckle and saunter out of here, cleaning myself and removing all evidence of the previous night.
I nod with a smile
"Indeed. I do hope we can have a lovely time again as today and yesterday somewhere in the future. Perhaps in an actual comfortable bed this time."
I move in and give him a parting kiss
"And not to worry, this will stay between the both of us. Don't forget to enjoy yourself in life, mister Curry. It may just save your life."
I chuckle and saunter out of here, cleaning myself and removing all evidence of the previous night.
Emrille [Gunslinger] No.401919
>>401915
"Yeah, really funny, these tiny fucking useless hooves, I swear to fucking hell…"
I start picking up the pieces from the floor.
"I could disassemble my rifle with nothing but my wings, but noooooo, I'm stuck with these now… I miss my wide, big, adult sized, normal spanned wings…"
"Yeah, really funny, these tiny fucking useless hooves, I swear to fucking hell…"
I start picking up the pieces from the floor.
"I could disassemble my rifle with nothing but my wings, but noooooo, I'm stuck with these now… I miss my wide, big, adult sized, normal spanned wings…"
>>401945
I smile and pick her up, wrapping my wings around her for a hug
"Come come, turn that frown upside down, miss Emrille."
Roll #1 3 = 3
I smile and pick her up, wrapping my wings around her for a hug
"Come come, turn that frown upside down, miss Emrille."
Roll #1 3 = 3
>>401947
"My apologies, miss Emrille. It would seem that today is not quite my day."
I try to do better!
Roll #1 1 = 1
"My apologies, miss Emrille. It would seem that today is not quite my day."
I try to do better!
Roll #1 1 = 1
Emrille [Gunslinger] No.401956
>>401955
Shake my head and pick up the gun and just fucking piece it together already.
'1d10'
"Not gonna' go far with apologies. I mean, how fucking dumb it is anyway? Like saying the word 'sorry' will just magically fix everything. It's just a fucking word. At least they could have chosen a more amusing one that gets repeated over and over and over again. Like clitoris. Apologies would have some comedic value to them."
Roll #1 1 = 1
Shake my head and pick up the gun and just fucking piece it together already.
'1d10'
"Not gonna' go far with apologies. I mean, how fucking dumb it is anyway? Like saying the word 'sorry' will just magically fix everything. It's just a fucking word. At least they could have chosen a more amusing one that gets repeated over and over and over again. Like clitoris. Apologies would have some comedic value to them."
Roll #1 1 = 1
Light Heart [Warlord] No.402126
>>402122
I chuckle and look around me to check if no one else is around, then turn back to Emrille, visibly changing my attitude.
"You know, it's really damn hard to change a habit of a lifetime like that. Do you have any idea how much training talking like that required? A whole darn lot."
I chuckle and look around me to check if no one else is around, then turn back to Emrille, visibly changing my attitude.
"You know, it's really damn hard to change a habit of a lifetime like that. Do you have any idea how much training talking like that required? A whole darn lot."
Light Heart [Warlord] No.402143
>>402135
"Variables change, Emrille. I've been around for a while, so believe me when I say that I know exactly what I'm doing and why I'm doing it. If I start acting like you do and stress myself out over every single damn thing in this world, I would have kicked the bucket a long time ago because of that heart condition."
My expression softens, a smile appearing on my lips and my tone returning to the usual.
"But if I act calm and at ease, it aids me in keeping a cool head as well. I simply cannot allow myself to get worked up over simple matters. I move with the flow and play with the cards I am dealt by life."
"Variables change, Emrille. I've been around for a while, so believe me when I say that I know exactly what I'm doing and why I'm doing it. If I start acting like you do and stress myself out over every single damn thing in this world, I would have kicked the bucket a long time ago because of that heart condition."
My expression softens, a smile appearing on my lips and my tone returning to the usual.
"But if I act calm and at ease, it aids me in keeping a cool head as well. I simply cannot allow myself to get worked up over simple matters. I move with the flow and play with the cards I am dealt by life."
Light Heart [Warlord] No.402189
>>402188
"As you may have noticed, I don't exactly share the same morals as most ponies do. With a condition like mine, you tend to stop caring about what others think of you and about what tomorrow might bring. You just live from day to day and hope you don't die because you exerted yourself just a tiny bit too much for your heart to handle."
"As you may have noticed, I don't exactly share the same morals as most ponies do. With a condition like mine, you tend to stop caring about what others think of you and about what tomorrow might bring. You just live from day to day and hope you don't die because you exerted yourself just a tiny bit too much for your heart to handle."
Emrille [Gunslinger] No.402192
>>402191
I shrug back.
"I can't really explain it. You could say that it's because I had absolutely none of it when I was younger, but I think there's more to it."
Let out a small laugh.
"Just between the two of us, it can even turn me on. Holding all those valuable shit like gold and gemstones just makes my heart race and my stomach flutter…"
I shrug back.
"I can't really explain it. You could say that it's because I had absolutely none of it when I was younger, but I think there's more to it."
Let out a small laugh.
"Just between the two of us, it can even turn me on. Holding all those valuable shit like gold and gemstones just makes my heart race and my stomach flutter…"
Emrille [Gunslinger] No.402331
>>402329
I smirk and look at her with challenging look.
"You think so low of me. Like I would just get into plain sight and try to rob you if I knew you had a mansionful of money and the key on you."
Flap my wings.
"You forget what scopes are for, and clouds can give one of the best covers and sniper spots you could ask for."
I smirk and look at her with challenging look.
"You think so low of me. Like I would just get into plain sight and try to rob you if I knew you had a mansionful of money and the key on you."
Flap my wings.
"You forget what scopes are for, and clouds can give one of the best covers and sniper spots you could ask for."
Light Heart [Warlord] No.402415
>>402412
I climb on top of it as well.
"Silent as a grave."
And then, after teasing her a little and making sure she's all heated up we get on with the real show and LESBIAN HORSE SEX
Roll #1 2, 9, 2, 4, 8 = 25
I climb on top of it as well.
"Silent as a grave."
And then, after teasing her a little and making sure she's all heated up we get on with the real show and LESBIAN HORSE SEX
Roll #1 2, 9, 2, 4, 8 = 25
Emrille [Gunslinger] No.402419
>>402415
I may be small now, but let's see if i remember tricks like IT'S HORSESEX AND IT'S LESBIANS
Roll #1 4, 2, 3, 10, 6 = 25
I may be small now, but let's see if i remember tricks like IT'S HORSESEX AND IT'S LESBIANS
Roll #1 4, 2, 3, 10, 6 = 25
Emrille [Gunslinger] No.402454
>>402450
"Yeah, yeah, sure thing sweetcake."
And then I dive down on her for some how is this even allowed on a christian imageboard?
Roll #1 7, 9, 1, 1, 5 = 23
"Yeah, yeah, sure thing sweetcake."
And then I dive down on her for some how is this even allowed on a christian imageboard?
Roll #1 7, 9, 1, 1, 5 = 23
Light Heart [Warlord] No.402455
>>402454
I smile and pull her close, this time using my wings as well to But this is completely innocent!
Roll #1 6, 8, 4, 8, 9 = 35
I smile and pull her close, this time using my wings as well to But this is completely innocent!
Roll #1 6, 8, 4, 8, 9 = 35
Light Heart [Warlord] No.402492
>>402488
"I can see you don't put much belief in their existence then."
I shake my head
"Crystal ponies were said to be the most beautiful of ponies. With shining coats and brilliant manes, soft as silk and as pretty as a diamond. They had wings nor horns and lacked the natural connection and strength earth ponies had."
"I can see you don't put much belief in their existence then."
I shake my head
"Crystal ponies were said to be the most beautiful of ponies. With shining coats and brilliant manes, soft as silk and as pretty as a diamond. They had wings nor horns and lacked the natural connection and strength earth ponies had."
Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] No.404597
>>404594
I'll just level a stare at Emrille.
"This is sounding more and more suspect by the moment. I don't know what your game is, Emrille, but I'm not playing. I'm afraid you'll need to find another guinea pig. I'm sure master Wark, or one of the other pirates under your 'command' will be more than happy to help."
I'll just level a stare at Emrille.
"This is sounding more and more suspect by the moment. I don't know what your game is, Emrille, but I'm not playing. I'm afraid you'll need to find another guinea pig. I'm sure master Wark, or one of the other pirates under your 'command' will be more than happy to help."
Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] No.404643
>>404640
"And yet you specifically ask me to volunteer my kneecaps, of which I know you will attempt to shoot out all four, instead of finding a way to practice without inflicting harm on a living subject."
I'll raise an eyebrow at her.
"Is that really something miss Spring, as a doctor, would want you to do?"
"And yet you specifically ask me to volunteer my kneecaps, of which I know you will attempt to shoot out all four, instead of finding a way to practice without inflicting harm on a living subject."
I'll raise an eyebrow at her.
"Is that really something miss Spring, as a doctor, would want you to do?"
Emrille [Gunslinger] No.404668
>>404665
I let out a laugh, then flutter on his back and lean close to whisper in a low voice.
"Of course that's the first thing that comes to your mind, you fucking sick bastard. Is that why you are so frustrated, huh? Can't get your dick into that little unicorn filly like you want to? That's what troubles you?"
I let out a laugh, then flutter on his back and lean close to whisper in a low voice.
"Of course that's the first thing that comes to your mind, you fucking sick bastard. Is that why you are so frustrated, huh? Can't get your dick into that little unicorn filly like you want to? That's what troubles you?"
Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] No.404697
>>404674
I'll continue to frown at Emrille.
"If ever I felt the need to relieve myself in that manner, I would find a mare of legal age and who would be willing."
My frown will turn into a glare.
"And I would never, under any circumstance, do such a reprehensible thing to miss Seas. Or any child."
I'll continue to frown at Emrille.
"If ever I felt the need to relieve myself in that manner, I would find a mare of legal age and who would be willing."
My frown will turn into a glare.
"And I would never, under any circumstance, do such a reprehensible thing to miss Seas. Or any child."
Emrille [Gunslinger] No.404766
>>404759
I smile slightly.
"It's like you open up your wings, and then you flap them really fast and whoos! You go up like a jump but a really big one and you don't come back down until you want to or get really tired! And sometimes there's wind and you just spread your wings and it can take you and you can be just in the air without doing anything and it's like super cool to be able to go anywhere you want to!"
I smile slightly.
"It's like you open up your wings, and then you flap them really fast and whoos! You go up like a jump but a really big one and you don't come back down until you want to or get really tired! And sometimes there's wind and you just spread your wings and it can take you and you can be just in the air without doing anything and it's like super cool to be able to go anywhere you want to!"
Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] No.404776
>>404773
"It wasn't so much as what you did, but what… well, you did. You see, there's another pony living inside your head who is very rude and inconsiderate to others. When I tried to give her the spanking she so richly deserved, she ran away and let you take the hits. I'm sorry."
"It wasn't so much as what you did, but what… well, you did. You see, there's another pony living inside your head who is very rude and inconsiderate to others. When I tried to give her the spanking she so richly deserved, she ran away and let you take the hits. I'm sorry."
Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] No.404790
>>404781
"She's… another you. She's all the bad parts of you, all wrapped up into one pony. Usually she's the one in control, while you, the good part, sleep. I finally decided to try and discipline her, only for it to fall on you instead. And for that, I'm sorry."
>>404788
"Well…"
I'll look at Emrille.
"Emrille, could you be a good girl and wait on the bed until miss Spring is ready for you?"
"She's… another you. She's all the bad parts of you, all wrapped up into one pony. Usually she's the one in control, while you, the good part, sleep. I finally decided to try and discipline her, only for it to fall on you instead. And for that, I'm sorry."
>>404788
"Well…"
I'll look at Emrille.
"Emrille, could you be a good girl and wait on the bed until miss Spring is ready for you?"
Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] No.404802
>>404798
"Of course. Everyone can be good. Even the worst pony has a little nugget of good in them somewhere. All it takes is digging it out, and letting it shine."
I'll give her a little smile and then boop her nose.
"Now, I just need to talk with miss Spring for a moment."
"Of course. Everyone can be good. Even the worst pony has a little nugget of good in them somewhere. All it takes is digging it out, and letting it shine."
I'll give her a little smile and then boop her nose.
"Now, I just need to talk with miss Spring for a moment."
Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] No.404828
>>404811
"Now, you may be wondering how this exchange occurred. And I'll tell you."
I'll rub my beard a moment.
"Emrille approached me asking if I could help her with a small favor. Unfortunately, this favor did not quite mesh with my abilities, and I refused. Unkind words were said by both parties, and then… I lost my temper."
I'll look a little sheepish.
"Believing a small amount of discipline to be in order, I smacked her thrice across the rump, which seems to have been a little too hard, as it brought her to the state you see her now."
I'll scratch my head.
"What I have noticed, though, is that this Emrille is completely unaware of the base Emrille's actions. She didn't know why she got spanked. As such, I apologized to her, and brought her here."
Thinking for a moment, I'll continue.
"But we need not cure her right away. Have you considered reinforcing this personality, instead of the main one? Or at least, letting her have a nice hug with a mother figure before turning her back?"
"Now, you may be wondering how this exchange occurred. And I'll tell you."
I'll rub my beard a moment.
"Emrille approached me asking if I could help her with a small favor. Unfortunately, this favor did not quite mesh with my abilities, and I refused. Unkind words were said by both parties, and then… I lost my temper."
I'll look a little sheepish.
"Believing a small amount of discipline to be in order, I smacked her thrice across the rump, which seems to have been a little too hard, as it brought her to the state you see her now."
I'll scratch my head.
"What I have noticed, though, is that this Emrille is completely unaware of the base Emrille's actions. She didn't know why she got spanked. As such, I apologized to her, and brought her here."
Thinking for a moment, I'll continue.
"But we need not cure her right away. Have you considered reinforcing this personality, instead of the main one? Or at least, letting her have a nice hug with a mother figure before turning her back?"
Emrille [Gunslinger] No.404972
>>404953
I think for a while before perking up.
"I have a wooden circle that can be put on the wall, and it has other circles painted on it, and you have these three little pins that look like small arrows, and the point is to throw it the circles that are worth the most points!"
I clap my hooves excitedly.
"I like it because a lot of times I can hit the middle which is fifty points!"
I think for a while before perking up.
"I have a wooden circle that can be put on the wall, and it has other circles painted on it, and you have these three little pins that look like small arrows, and the point is to throw it the circles that are worth the most points!"
I clap my hooves excitedly.
"I like it because a lot of times I can hit the middle which is fifty points!"
Spring Water [Doctor] No.406119
>>406118
I run a hoof through her mane with a slight smile
"You're a healthy young mare with good looks, Emrille. I just… I'm just not attracted to mares. I just can't see them in that way."
I tap my chin with a hoof
"It's like… being able to appreciate something's beauty without actually falling for it. How do you see stallions anyway? Aside from not being attracted to them."
I run a hoof through her mane with a slight smile
"You're a healthy young mare with good looks, Emrille. I just… I'm just not attracted to mares. I just can't see them in that way."
I tap my chin with a hoof
"It's like… being able to appreciate something's beauty without actually falling for it. How do you see stallions anyway? Aside from not being attracted to them."
Emrille [Gunslinger] No.406120
>>406119
"They can be pretty good to hang out with and everything, it's not like I hate all stallions or someshit. Like, Abilio, he can be a good guy when he wants to be."
Take a short pause.
"And it doesn't take more than a shake of your flanks or an 'accidental' swipe of your tail to make them drop their guard."
"They can be pretty good to hang out with and everything, it's not like I hate all stallions or someshit. Like, Abilio, he can be a good guy when he wants to be."
Take a short pause.
"And it doesn't take more than a shake of your flanks or an 'accidental' swipe of your tail to make them drop their guard."
Emrille [Gunslinger] No.406149
>>406145
"Y'know, he lead me to this house, and I was just about to shoot him where it counts and take the money, but do you know who it was? Fucking Face, from the fleet, and as it turned out, it's a good thing I didn't hurt him, since they had an actual merc job!"
I let out a laugh.
"Is that fucked up or what?"
"Y'know, he lead me to this house, and I was just about to shoot him where it counts and take the money, but do you know who it was? Fucking Face, from the fleet, and as it turned out, it's a good thing I didn't hurt him, since they had an actual merc job!"
I let out a laugh.
"Is that fucked up or what?"
Emrille [Gunslinger] No.406167
>>406165
Wave a hoof around.
"Silly shit. I guess we just needed some time. I mean, we worked together for a shitload of time, y'know. And there's not just fun with risking your life for money, sometimes you get under the skin of each other. But I'm really grateful for her. I couldn't be here if not for Tela."
Wave a hoof around.
"Silly shit. I guess we just needed some time. I mean, we worked together for a shitload of time, y'know. And there's not just fun with risking your life for money, sometimes you get under the skin of each other. But I'm really grateful for her. I couldn't be here if not for Tela."
Spring Water [Doctor] No.406464
>>406463
I wince slightly
"I… miss him… that's all there is to it."
I let out a sad sigh
"Back home, I didn't have time to think and be sad about it, I had to take care of Summer… and the clinic took up all of my time. I was so busy I didn't have time to let my thoughts linger. But here, with nothing to do…"
I shake my head
I wince slightly
"I… miss him… that's all there is to it."
I let out a sad sigh
"Back home, I didn't have time to think and be sad about it, I had to take care of Summer… and the clinic took up all of my time. I was so busy I didn't have time to let my thoughts linger. But here, with nothing to do…"
I shake my head
Spring Water [Doctor] No.406473
>>406472
"No… I just… there was none left. I thought things were under control but… I was wrong. And my magic wasn't good enough to… save him…"
I bury my face in my hooves-
"Curry is right… my magical abilities are completely unstable… and now because of an error in my judgement, Summer has no daddy…"
-and start sobbing quietly
"No… I just… there was none left. I thought things were under control but… I was wrong. And my magic wasn't good enough to… save him…"
I bury my face in my hooves-
"Curry is right… my magical abilities are completely unstable… and now because of an error in my judgement, Summer has no daddy…"
-and start sobbing quietly
>>406507
you fall flat on your face in your bold charge to attack me
"Come on, what the fuck was that?"
Wait for him to regain his composure, then move in for an attack of my own.
Roll #1 7 + 1 = 8
you fall flat on your face in your bold charge to attack me
"Come on, what the fuck was that?"
Wait for him to regain his composure, then move in for an attack of my own.
Roll #1 7 + 1 = 8
Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] No.406529
>>406524
>>406527
"Well, I'd have to be good to not be hydra food for two decades!"
Taking advantage of the wild swing Tela throws at me, I'll catch the sword between the prongs of my trident, and disarm her while giving her a solid tap on the head with the haft as the sword goes skittering across the deck. Dropping the trident to keep things fair, I'll toss out a solid left hoof. '1d10+1'
C:3/5
T:4/8
Roll #1 10 + 1 = 11
>>406527
"Well, I'd have to be good to not be hydra food for two decades!"
Taking advantage of the wild swing Tela throws at me, I'll catch the sword between the prongs of my trident, and disarm her while giving her a solid tap on the head with the haft as the sword goes skittering across the deck. Dropping the trident to keep things fair, I'll toss out a solid left hoof. '1d10+1'
C:3/5
T:4/8
Roll #1 10 + 1 = 11
>>406529
"Son of a-!"
lost my sword, time to switch to good ol' lefty and righty! Punch him back!
Roll #1 7 = 7
"Son of a-!"
lost my sword, time to switch to good ol' lefty and righty! Punch him back!
Roll #1 7 = 7
>>406537
this time I get out on top, kicking you in the gut while you try and lift me up.
I leap towards you and try to hit you again as you get back up
both 2 hits left
Roll #1 10 = 10
this time I get out on top, kicking you in the gut while you try and lift me up.
I leap towards you and try to hit you again as you get back up
both 2 hits left
Roll #1 10 = 10
Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] No.406551
>>406546
>>406548
With a might crash, blows are exchanged. But Tela's was just slightly off-mark, giving me just the opening I needed to plant a solid hoof into her chest, knocking her back and onto the deck, down for now.
Breathing a little heavily, I'll come over to offer her a hoof up.
"Almost had me."
>>406548
With a might crash, blows are exchanged. But Tela's was just slightly off-mark, giving me just the opening I needed to plant a solid hoof into her chest, knocking her back and onto the deck, down for now.
Breathing a little heavily, I'll come over to offer her a hoof up.
"Almost had me."
Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] No.406581
>>406579
I'll nod.
"And that's why most swordbreakers are, themselves, roughly sword-shaped. Easier to swing, and a bit more maneuverable."
I'll go pick up my plant and other things.
"But, this trident has served me well, and I'm familiar with it. It's not much heavier than a spear, really."
I'll nod.
"And that's why most swordbreakers are, themselves, roughly sword-shaped. Easier to swing, and a bit more maneuverable."
I'll go pick up my plant and other things.
"But, this trident has served me well, and I'm familiar with it. It's not much heavier than a spear, really."
Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] No.406776
>>406771
I'll nod a bit, and chuckle a little at her being called Skyly.
"That might be it. She's also a healer, and miss Heart's condition does seem to make her like to collect them."
I'll frown a little.
"Though, aside from that, it could just be another form of insurance against myself, in case I were to ever go back on my word."
I'll shake my head.
"I'm well aware that I was an extra in the deal that saved the doctors' lives, and that she is being friendly so as to keep all four of us happy with being on her leash."
I'll grimace a little.
"I just don't want my sister to be used as collateral, and put into such a servitude, willing or not. There's nothing I can really do, of course. Skylight's a grown mare, capable of making her own decisions. It's just… I don't like it. What that spirit said to me still bothers me."
I'll nod a bit, and chuckle a little at her being called Skyly.
"That might be it. She's also a healer, and miss Heart's condition does seem to make her like to collect them."
I'll frown a little.
"Though, aside from that, it could just be another form of insurance against myself, in case I were to ever go back on my word."
I'll shake my head.
"I'm well aware that I was an extra in the deal that saved the doctors' lives, and that she is being friendly so as to keep all four of us happy with being on her leash."
I'll grimace a little.
"I just don't want my sister to be used as collateral, and put into such a servitude, willing or not. There's nothing I can really do, of course. Skylight's a grown mare, capable of making her own decisions. It's just… I don't like it. What that spirit said to me still bothers me."
Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] No.406788
>>406785
"Well, miss Heart is a businesspony at heart, Tela. That might not even be her real name. Or the first second name. It's likely not going to be her last name, either."
I'll shake my head.
"I just hope she doesn't drag my sister around and get her into trouble…"
"Well, miss Heart is a businesspony at heart, Tela. That might not even be her real name. Or the first second name. It's likely not going to be her last name, either."
I'll shake my head.
"I just hope she doesn't drag my sister around and get her into trouble…"
Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] No.406805
>>406797
"Not afraid, no. Just fairly certain I won't get a straight answer. The only reason I know about Emrille's past is that I stumbled onto it blindly. And Felfire… She doesn't want to talk about it."
I'll shake my head.
"Either way, it would be rude of me to start making demands of miss Heart before I've cause to make them."
"Not afraid, no. Just fairly certain I won't get a straight answer. The only reason I know about Emrille's past is that I stumbled onto it blindly. And Felfire… She doesn't want to talk about it."
I'll shake my head.
"Either way, it would be rude of me to start making demands of miss Heart before I've cause to make them."
Emrille [Gunslinger] No.406807
>>406803
"When I was a freelancer it was all about how effective it was. It sort of shoved I guess, that old rag, but I still loved it. And that sweet coat too. But now that I got healers covering my ass, I can get more stylish with it."
I chuckle.
"Show some dominance, y'know."
"When I was a freelancer it was all about how effective it was. It sort of shoved I guess, that old rag, but I still loved it. And that sweet coat too. But now that I got healers covering my ass, I can get more stylish with it."
I chuckle.
"Show some dominance, y'know."
Emrille [Gunslinger] No.406834
>>406831
"Pretty good! Back in that Autumnsreach, when we fought that guy, I felt really good not just about my accuracy, but the power of my enchancements too! I mean, one of the bullets fucking coated him in fire! It's like my magic got more powerful!"
Speak more excitedly as I get into it and even rear up slightly with the flap of my wings at the end.
"Pretty good! Back in that Autumnsreach, when we fought that guy, I felt really good not just about my accuracy, but the power of my enchancements too! I mean, one of the bullets fucking coated him in fire! It's like my magic got more powerful!"
Speak more excitedly as I get into it and even rear up slightly with the flap of my wings at the end.
>>406838
"Ugh… When I met Emmy she was an incompetent fuckwit who was bound to get herself killed in no time. Guess being in the business for a while longer got me some noticeable experience. So I took her under my wing and taught her how to be less of a fuckwit."
I shrug
"She's still dense as fuck, of course. But at least she's competent now. She knows how to handle her sorry ass even without me."
"Ugh… When I met Emmy she was an incompetent fuckwit who was bound to get herself killed in no time. Guess being in the business for a while longer got me some noticeable experience. So I took her under my wing and taught her how to be less of a fuckwit."
I shrug
"She's still dense as fuck, of course. But at least she's competent now. She knows how to handle her sorry ass even without me."
Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] No.406869
>>406865
"Good luck with that. The only one who can probably get her on that tight a leash is either Spring, or…"
I'll rub my beard and look at Tela for a second.
"She might not go quietly, though. I know you've said you two have worked together before, but losing one of her favorite targets isn't going to go down easy for her."
"Good luck with that. The only one who can probably get her on that tight a leash is either Spring, or…"
I'll rub my beard and look at Tela for a second.
"She might not go quietly, though. I know you've said you two have worked together before, but losing one of her favorite targets isn't going to go down easy for her."
>>407189
"It seemed like he was shot up himself, then dumped in there. Pretty unceremonous, poor guy, but hey, it was my lucky day. I found some gold, small valuables… and that gun. With a bit of extra ammo too. Of course, I had no fucking idea how to use one at the time."
"It seemed like he was shot up himself, then dumped in there. Pretty unceremonous, poor guy, but hey, it was my lucky day. I found some gold, small valuables… and that gun. With a bit of extra ammo too. Of course, I had no fucking idea how to use one at the time."
>>407193
"Took all of it. Hidden the gun in the saddlebags I found on him. Got myself clean clothes. Got myself warm and good food for the first time since a long while… after selling the shit I didn't want in a pawn shop I even got enough to stay at a cheap inn for a week!"
"Took all of it. Hidden the gun in the saddlebags I found on him. Got myself clean clothes. Got myself warm and good food for the first time since a long while… after selling the shit I didn't want in a pawn shop I even got enough to stay at a cheap inn for a week!"
>>407199
"I realized the money won't last me forever… but whatever I tied, nopony wanted to give me a chance. At anything… so I went out to the borders of the town, and took out the gun. I started to practice, how fast I can get it out, how to aim it, even fired a few precious bullets… but that was just to know how it works. I had another plan."
"I realized the money won't last me forever… but whatever I tied, nopony wanted to give me a chance. At anything… so I went out to the borders of the town, and took out the gun. I started to practice, how fast I can get it out, how to aim it, even fired a few precious bullets… but that was just to know how it works. I had another plan."
>>407237
"With a bullet in the middle. And that was no coincidence. She was the quicker draw. She pulled the trigger by the time I could react. But some sort of survival instict kicked in… so I aimed and fired back. Hit the bullet mid-flight.
Five seconds later, there I stood with a cutie mark and a dead body."
"With a bullet in the middle. And that was no coincidence. She was the quicker draw. She pulled the trigger by the time I could react. But some sort of survival instict kicked in… so I aimed and fired back. Hit the bullet mid-flight.
Five seconds later, there I stood with a cutie mark and a dead body."
Emrille [Gunslinger] No.407269
>>407264
"…so I tried again. Got away with a busted wing that time."
Flap my left wing.
"Had to mug again to get money for proper healing… but then I tried again. And again. And then I killed him. And that bounty… that was much more than anything I've gotten before. It was worth the effort….so that was a lesson, I started slow, and small. I've been trying to do jobs and bounties and then later headhunting when it payed, and any job I could get my hooves on for a few years. Then I met Tela, and the rest is history."
"…so I tried again. Got away with a busted wing that time."
Flap my left wing.
"Had to mug again to get money for proper healing… but then I tried again. And again. And then I killed him. And that bounty… that was much more than anything I've gotten before. It was worth the effort….so that was a lesson, I started slow, and small. I've been trying to do jobs and bounties and then later headhunting when it payed, and any job I could get my hooves on for a few years. Then I met Tela, and the rest is history."
Spring Water [Doctor] No.407303
>>407302
"And I still pray every evening for forgiveness for all the lost souls from that day. Even if it was against my will, I still bear guilt myself. And I can only hope Luna will forgive me."
I give her a harsh look
"And if you truly don't feel an ounce of regret, then I have seriously misjudged you."
"And I still pray every evening for forgiveness for all the lost souls from that day. Even if it was against my will, I still bear guilt myself. And I can only hope Luna will forgive me."
I give her a harsh look
"And if you truly don't feel an ounce of regret, then I have seriously misjudged you."
Emrille [Gunslinger] No.407351
>>407347
Flutter in front of her.
"Okay, what more am I supposed to say? I told you that even those ponies who died by me in that Vault were unfortunate, and I didn't want to do it, but shit happens! They were at the wrong place at the wrong time, and it sucks, but they paid a price for it."
Look her in the eyes.
"If you start berating me like your daughter I might start to believe that shit myself."
Flutter in front of her.
"Okay, what more am I supposed to say? I told you that even those ponies who died by me in that Vault were unfortunate, and I didn't want to do it, but shit happens! They were at the wrong place at the wrong time, and it sucks, but they paid a price for it."
Look her in the eyes.
"If you start berating me like your daughter I might start to believe that shit myself."
Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] No.407443
>>407437
"I'd like to think she wouldn't, and that miss Heart will come around one day to realize that love has to go both ways for it to work properly…"
Shake my head.
"But I think I've bothered you enough for now, Tela. Good day to you, and I look forward to sparring with you again in the future."
"I'd like to think she wouldn't, and that miss Heart will come around one day to realize that love has to go both ways for it to work properly…"
Shake my head.
"But I think I've bothered you enough for now, Tela. Good day to you, and I look forward to sparring with you again in the future."
>>407439
I walk over to her angrily and give her a firm smack against the head with a hoof
"Get fucked! What if that hit me!? Showing off like that like some cocky rookie on her first goddamned job."
>>407443
"Sure, whatever. Don't forget what I told you, you fucker. And next time we spar, I'm going to beat your ass blue."
Roll #1 8 = 8
I walk over to her angrily and give her a firm smack against the head with a hoof
"Get fucked! What if that hit me!? Showing off like that like some cocky rookie on her first goddamned job."
>>407443
"Sure, whatever. Don't forget what I told you, you fucker. And next time we spar, I'm going to beat your ass blue."
Roll #1 8 = 8
>>407822
"I just don't attack them unless they threaten the mission. And if I do attack 'em, I just avoid killing them outright. Scaring them off or wounding them works just as damn well… most of the time."
I shrug
"Hell, not like most of the jobs I take involve innocents at all. Nopony's gonna cry about a bunch of cultists or bandits kicking the bucket."
"I just don't attack them unless they threaten the mission. And if I do attack 'em, I just avoid killing them outright. Scaring them off or wounding them works just as damn well… most of the time."
I shrug
"Hell, not like most of the jobs I take involve innocents at all. Nopony's gonna cry about a bunch of cultists or bandits kicking the bucket."
>>407844
"I'm a merc at heart, bounty is why I do this work. The reason why I ditched being a guard. I want to choose my jobs. If I don't like it, I'm not gonna take it no matter what the fucking pay. I killed criminals, animals, bandits, cultists, pirates, scoundrels, charlatans, guards, other mercs and shit, even other bounty hunters. All of these for various reasons."
"I'm a merc at heart, bounty is why I do this work. The reason why I ditched being a guard. I want to choose my jobs. If I don't like it, I'm not gonna take it no matter what the fucking pay. I killed criminals, animals, bandits, cultists, pirates, scoundrels, charlatans, guards, other mercs and shit, even other bounty hunters. All of these for various reasons."
>>407856
I push her around a little, faking a pout and mimicking her voice
"I'm such a sad lil' filly! Ooooh, look at me in my fancy uniform stomping around like I own the place! I wonder how much cock I'll have to suck today to fill in my daily quota of jizz!"
Roll #1 3 = 3
I push her around a little, faking a pout and mimicking her voice
"I'm such a sad lil' filly! Ooooh, look at me in my fancy uniform stomping around like I own the place! I wonder how much cock I'll have to suck today to fill in my daily quota of jizz!"
Roll #1 3 = 3
>>408058
"Right."
I bite her tail and lift her in the air, leaving her dangling helplessly
Roll #1 1 = 1
"Right."
I bite her tail and lift her in the air, leaving her dangling helplessly
Roll #1 1 = 1