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Old Ironhide Session III


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Welcome one, welcome all.
It's time for MLPGDNDRPG's New Players Only game!

I hope your bodies are ready
Latest rules can be found here: http://pastebin.com/66SXJuKP

Six slots as always, new players only. If you've already done this in the past please make room for those who want to try it out.

Please post
-name
-race
-class
-alignment
-weapon
-cutie mark / special talent
-any notable person items
-spells, if a mage
Then put NAME and [CLASS] in the name field to help me know who is doing what.

First come first served, we start when the slots are full.
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>>1966414
;_;
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>>1966414
>Not 0.10.1
BLUNDER OF THE MILENNIUM
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>>1966430
>two hours.
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>>1966430
I can do it now but that means I postpone the game until I get it done.
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>>1966454
fuck
Just do it after the game then
I mean, if you want to
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>>1966460
Fluttershy?
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I like the part where there are zero players so far even though every time I ask people complain that I never run new player games
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>>1966497
They are making characters dude. Its only been 4 minutes
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>>1966497
Man I would play but I suck at Roleplaying and wouldn't want to ruin your fun
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Are female buffalo like LSH

>tfw wanting to be different.
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>>1966522
Just do it.
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>>1966522
Just play it dude.
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>multi-classes

Oh fuck yes
How do we multi-class? We only do it if the DM lets us?
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>>1966091
The same age as their target audience
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>>1966536
It's not tied to show canon. Be anything you like.
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>>1966543
No man
I'm sure someone else would enjoy more this
And really who knows what could happen and I have to leave the computer frequently
I would just be annoying
Just have fun you guys
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>>1966563
> They are big, lumbering things with thick muscle and bones.
>Racial talent: Huge
That's why I asked but okay
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>>1966557
When you multi class you get one ability from each class.
That's it.
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>>1966570
Come on now, you'll enjoy it.
Even I was scared for the first time, and it was tons of fun.
Except for the part when I got canonically ugly
We've played enough, I'm just here to watch new players have fun.
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>>1966414
I can play...
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DM IS NOISE GONNA BE IN THIS
IS SHE
HUH
HUH ?!
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>>1966557
You get one ability from both classes.
It will be expanded in 0.10.1 with actual class explanations.
For example Dark Knights have learned how to move silently in full plate, and Lifebinders are usually more about resurrection/mortality subversion than smiting and death bolts.
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>>1966621
Me too if you dont have enough players just le me make a new char.
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>>1966631
>le
>>>/reddit/
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>>1966637
Let you retard.
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>>1966641
It was a joke
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>>1966631
>>1966621
Guys...
Let new players play.
Just advertise it more in New Horse.
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>>1966647
NO IM MAD
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>>1966630
We got some ideas for multiclass names on the MLPG.co thread
>>1966648
I'm gonna wait for a while
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If we aren't getting enough new blood you can keep the old veteran characters.
This is a sidequest to Ironhide anyway.
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>>1966662
But then they will call us fags for hogging places and circlejerking and that will hurt our feelings.
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I just want to see Sheffield commanding his glorious lightning ship
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Goddamnit >>1966666 stole our GIGA SATAN
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>>1966696
At least I couldn't conjure him up
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okay fine, what do I do?
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>>1966662
If you need more players, I have a few hours to spare.
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>>1966603
Maybe some other time
Like I said I need to leave the computer frequently so I would just stall the game
And a lot of old players who would have more fun with this want to play.
Hope you guys have fun and find some good items or whatever you guys do when you win
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>>1966723
Oh goodie! A player!
See >>1966414 for instructions
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>>1966723
make your character

Name, gender, race, class, etc. Have fun being creative
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>>1966747
The idea for this game is to get new players.
Every old player will gladly give their spot to a new one.
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>>1966752
>>1966756
but I don't know that stuff, what do I have to choose from?
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>>1966747
>new players leaving to make room for old ones
Oh god how did I end up in bizarro world?
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>>1966747
Nope, I would have more fun watching new players play than for us to play again.
We'll have our own on Friday.
Just play it, dude.
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>>1966773
oh wait I see the pastebin, hold on
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>>1966773
Rules, B^U version
http://pastebin.com/66SXJuKP
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>>1966783
http://mlpg.co/q/res/474.html
there are the (old) rules in images here
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I really want to join, but man DM you pick the worst times

>WEDNESDAY AT NOON

my lunchbreak is only so long.
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>>1966867
Tomorrow is a holiday in some countries
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>>1966867
Wednesday evening here, and tomorrow is a national holiday so I have a rare chance to run games now, tonight, tomorrow and friday.
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>>1966867
I know that feel all too well.

>tfw you need to sleep within an hour for work
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this is kinda embarrassing, I guess I'll be earth pony cleric
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>>1966905
>>1966414
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>>1966905
A cleric should go well.
What is your name?
What god do you serve?
What is your weapon?
What are you good at? What is your cutie mark?
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>>1966928
What do we have so far, actually?
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>>1966939
Just him I guess.
Then a bunch of veterans and some new people who don't have time.
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>>1966939
Just that guy
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>>1966952

By the way, if more new players won't come and we play, how long will it last?
Because there is exam time and I don't want to bother my roommates with me staying up, so I only have about 5-6, maybe 7 hours from now.
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>>1966952

if you moved this game about...7 hours forward i would PLAY THE FUCK OUT OF IT
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Cadence isn't there
I guess Luna then
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>>1966414
I played once, in the one where we had to rescue that pony from the changelings. Is it cool if I play?
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>>1966995
I could, but that would be around 4am for me.
Besides, we have a player here. Would hate to tell him no dice.
>>1966991
We play for as long as it takes for you to beat my story. This one is short though.

I'll ask the general one more time. Of nobody joins, their loss.
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>>1967028
Here's my character if I can play.

Campfire
Unicron
Mage
Neutral Good
A knife if Mages get weapons
A campfire/starting fires
Fireball, Grease
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>>1967028
>>1967101
Fine by me. The original changeling one wasn't really more than a prototype anyway.

Giving it 10 more minutes to see if anyone comes. If not, old players can fill the remaining slots.
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>>1967101
>Unicron
Woops.
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>>1967125
Well, we are here if no new playrs are.
I guess you can really play, Nasse.
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>>1966414

Strawberry Shake
Earthy
Cleric
Pinkie is a god?
Mace I guess. Holy icon would be balloons?
a strawberry with those action lines likes it's shaking you know/um I don't know
saddlebags I guess

>>1967036
I don't know man I'm kinda scared, and my internet keeps pulling some 'local only' crap and not letting me post so it would be alright if you want to postpone
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>>1967125
I got 3 hours starting now., then I am off. would that be enough?
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>>1964489
Outlines man outlines. They are giving way too much contrast with colors you've used. Either color them in darker colors than color around (darker yellow,pink and green) or just make them black.
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>>1967156
Last time our Knight left mid game and we came up with something for that, and Nasse fell asleep, so yeah, you can play.
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>>1967156
If you need to go mid-game, your character usually either flees/returns to camp/dies like a hero depending on how you want it to go.
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>>1967169
Or sleeps on stairs
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>>1967172
For the Paladin to carry his sorry ass...
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>>1967144
>Pinkie is a god?
I don't think so.

Is this the newest version?
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>>1967163
>>1967169
Alrighty then. This good?

Zai
Earth pony
Knight
Neutral Good
Hammer
Dimmed Cresent Moon/Cannot get tired easily
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>>1967163
I left the second game halfway, before things got exciting.

Since we're getting a few more people, I'll cede my spot.
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>>1967101 Campfire the Mage
>>1967144 Strawberry Shake the Cleric
>>1967189 Zai the Knight
That's three then.
I'll still wait for 5 minutes before letting veterans fill it up.
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>>1967213
Here's someone else too
>>1967207
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>>1967188
0.10
Pinkie is the god of Chaotic Good until a better one is suggested
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>>1967249
I presume we can use multiclassing if we want to
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>>1967289
Yeah. If old players make new characters I'll just say the old ones are still sleeping/not back yet.
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>>1967306
Do we have to make new characters?
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>>1967306
So, I can choose to play Radiant or Puli or a new one?
How closely is it connected?
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>>1967306
If we can use our old characters I'm playing Trusty though
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but what are we actually doing?
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>>1967320
>>1967325
This happens after last time, back in Canterlot.

IF ANY NEW PLAYERS ARE ON THE FENCE OR WRITING CHARACTERS, ANNOUNCE YOURSELVES.
Otherwise the remaining slots are free to anyone.
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>>1967340
>>1967340
So I heard I got some loot from last time
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>>1967358
Wait we can use this characters?
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>>1967340
Then I'll bring my lovely paladin if I'll have a place.
If not, well, I'll just watch.
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>>1967340
PALADINS 5EVER
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Yeah ok free for all time.

Veterans post your characters. We start after I take a piss.
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>>1967372
Well im here.
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>>1967372
I'm here
shouldn't the Griffon Kingdoms characters still be in Griffon Kingdoms?
Also repeating question >>1967358
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>>1967372
I suppose you still have notes of our old characters?
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>>1967372
Name: Radiant Dawn
Race: Earth Pony
Class: Paladin
Alignment: Lawful Good
Weapon: Celestial Hammer
Cutie Mark: A dawning sun (Her faith in Celestia gives her the power)
Inventory:

-A quick checklist of things to smite
-Holy water from the fountain of Celestia
-A big book of things that are evil
- Sun Amulet (protects me in the first turn of a combat)
-Food, water, and some torches

If there are too much players, count me out.
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>>1967395
So how's that baby killing treating ya
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>>1967380
Being a tired idiot I did not mark down the stuff you looted at the end of last time. If someone checks and posts those I will add them. If not, I add them on friday.
>>1967381
Some, but please repost anyway.

The story takes place in Canterlot, after last friday's game.
I will fill in the story next
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>>1967408
Better than actually shooting our allies, setting their escape routes on fire, swarming them with cultsists and making them scarred.
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-Dawn
-Pegasus
-Rogue
-True neutral
-Rapier and dagger
-Food and eyeshade
-Silver snake
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>>1967417
Sun Amulet for me.
Some fancy Spyglass for Trusty
Jewels and a crown for Dawn, not sure if something else too.
uh, I don't remember the others.
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>>1967419
Those were accidents!
>>1967417
Trusty
Earth Pone
Tracker
True Neutral
Weapon Masterwork Crossbow (fire- rope- and lightning arrows)
Chainmail and cloak, spyglass
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>>1967417
Uh
>Birdy
>Griffon
>Paladin
>Lawful neutral
>A mace
>Talent: SMITING
That's all I remember
I think I had some plate armor, too
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>>1967433
Well, that abortion was for her own good.
It was an evil spawn.
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>>1967433
Oh and my cutie mark was bullseye for accuracy
that's worked so well so far hasn't it
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>>1967446
You can't know that!
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>>1967459
>purging evil from someone
>It wouldn't have been evil
>implying DM didn't say that it would have been evil
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>>1967459
she want the dick
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>>1967488
I know but do you really want to scare all the new players off
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>>1967506
>circlejerk circlejerk circlejerk circlejerk circlejerk circlejerk
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>>1967435
I guess I posted too late
I'll step out if no one else wants to
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>looking into the multiclasses chart
I got some suggestion for name if you want.

Cleric/Mage : Smiter
Knight/Tracker : Ranger
Knight/Shaman : Tribal
Shaman/Cleric : Witchdoctor
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>>1967526
Check http://mlpg.co/q/res/474.html for the names suggestions
Don't read the whole thread though
It's better that way
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How many players we have? Because I can back off if you want to.
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It is a dark time for Equestria. The dragon migrations have been disrupted by the return of an old, evil dragon called Ironhide. Imprisoned by Celestia with the aid of countless dragons and unicorns, this monstrous beast threatened to wipe out dragonkind in the past. After the spell binding it down was broken, it returned to finish the job. The dragons, seeking roosting ground outside their usual territory have been forced into conflict with other races over land. To make things worse, Ironhide seems to be headed for Canterlot, possibly for revenge.

Many heroes have been called up to aid in fighting the beast, and through great effort many truths from the past have been found. Ironhide was once a knight named Valiance, a pony who wanted to end the dragons' threat to Canterlot. After he was cast out by Celestia for his reckless and dangerous methods, he turned to Tirek, the evil Lord of Midnight for power. Cursed to become a dragon himself, Valiance went mad, or possibly was simply under an illusion, thinking he had simply gained great power which he used to attack the dragons.

This knowledge burdens Celestia greatly and she has made some heavy decisions on the issue.
While many of her champions still rest after their last adventure, a few have been called to join another group for a special mission.

You gather at a meeting hall in Canterlot Castle. Celestia will arrive shorty. Please, introduce yourselves to your new comrades. Tell your stories and how you made it here.
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>>1967560
hello, my name is Trusty.
I'm the party's tracker, and I'm famous for getting us into trouble
Though I'VE ALWAYS GOTTEN US OUT OF IT TOO
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>>1967560
I show off my burn scars and talk about how I got expelled from Canterlot University for burning down part of my Dorm. Whoever called me here must have figured it would be best to fight fire with fire.
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>>1967560
Hello everyone, my name is Radiant Dawn, Paladin of Celestia.
I have been leading the Holy Mission Her Majesty sent us to complete before.
May the Light bless you all!
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>>1967560
Well I'm Shake, I guess you could say I was a slutty mare before I decided to do good. Well a greater good anyway. Ponyville was starting to screw with my head and Pinkie told me to get out there
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>>1967546
Will do.

>>1967560
Hiya. The name is Zai. I don't really talk much. Just need something to do other than the last job standing guard all nite.
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>>1967560
My name is Dawn and im here because I want that dragon treasure and a pretty dress.
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>>1967647
Yes, and as shameful as it is, this good-for-nothing backstabber is my sister.
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The paladin is totally tsundere for me
It's an joke, get used to it
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>>1967713
>good for nothing
But I save the binding spell.
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>>1967721
The tracker is totally crit-friendzoned
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I've got an hour, wish I could join.
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and before you guys get any ideas no, I'm going to focus. we have a goal, do we not? I'm not an idiot like they think
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>>1967766
Oh dont feel bad about your slutty past.
the paladin is a super whore
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>>1967791
I can prove it, I've got nude pics
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Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?
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As our heroes exchange tales of their past deeds, the doors to the hall open and Celestia arrives.
She is visibly stressed, her regal form failing to hide her tired gait. Managing a kingdom under crisis has taken its toll on the goddess.

Following Celestia a group of six guards arrive. With them, a cloaked figure in chains.
They make room around him and you can see that he is a goat. Not very old but seemingly very worn down by hardship. He is skinny and looks frail, his eyes a curious mix of furious determination and deep regret.

Celestia tells you that this particular goat has lingered in the castle dungeons for years for his crimes. He is a necromancer and once tried to usurp land for himself by raising a dead noble and forcing him to hand the land over.
Now he will serve as an instrumental part of Celestia's plan to stall Ironhide. While the Canterlot archivists and scholars work to discover a counter to Tirek's curse of darkness, Celestia seeks to bring in an old ally.

You are to take this necromancer to the Canterlot Catacombs, the Necroponelis, and seek out the final resting place of Gracious Glory, Valiance's commander, mentor and father figure from four centuries ago. If nothing else, Gracious Glory could give advice on how to face Valiance, having taught him. Even better is the possibility that Valiance might hesitate attacking his old mentor as openly.

Do you wish to speak with the Necromancer?
Ask more about Gracious Glory?
Inquire about where your other comrades are?
Just go straight to the catacombs?
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>>1967811
yeah, how's my friend Max
And the others too
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>>1967811
Where is Max? He was a good leader.
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>>1967811
I try to get to know the Necromancer.
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>>1967832
>2
it begins.png
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>>1967811
Talk to the Necro if he has any vital information about the quest.

Otherwise, I'll just stand right here and watch you guy.
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>>1967811
Celestia, Your Grace, I beg your pardon for questioning you, but are you sure this is the right way?
Resolving to such... Evil acts, creating an abomination, and denying Gracious Glory of his rest in the afterlife?
Even looking at that heretic goat makes me want to spit...
Please, my Princess, are you sure there is no other way?
If you command me I will, but taking part in such a hienous act against nature and all that is Holy...
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>>1967811
Well I don't know who Max is or whether or not raised beings will be in their right minds, I don't know about that stuff. Do we really think Gracious Glory will be in any state to cooperate? Does the necromancer even want to? Sure this is his chance to get out and do things but he might turn on us, we should speak with his ass
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>>1967878
I love it when you play holier-than-thou~
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>>1967910
Gracious glory is loyal to Celestia he will talk.
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>>1967878
now_this_is_paladin_RPing.jpeg.
Are you ready to smite and cleave?
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>>1967851
>1

Oh dear me.
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>>1967913
I've never liked Lawful Good before but it's awesome, really

>>1967930
I'm always ready to smite Bitches
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>>1967943
Seriously I'd love that next saturday if you're gonna play
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>>1967922
yeah but he was fucking dead, at rest and peace I imagine. How does one usually react to being raised, I've never seen it myself
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>>1967955
Please he is a knight they are like dogs you just have to mention celestia and the word honor.
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>>1967953
Bringing the Paladin in your quest?What about making Puli neutral good and bringing him?
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>>1967832
>>1967838
Max has been very quiet and introspective ever since he returned to Canterlot, seemingly seeking answers to his inner turmoil from meditation and reasoning.
The others are resting, feeling worn out by the events atop and below Midnight Peak.
Noise, the young dragon ambassador, is working with the scholars to find more outlying dragon groups she can contact and unite.
>>1967875
>>1967851
>>1967910
The Necromancer tells you it is his deepest wish to make amends for his past misdeeds. He wishes his services to Celestia here will be penance enough to absolve him in her eyes. He says he has forsaken his evil god Grogar, but can still wield his spells as readily as ever when needed.
>>1967878
Celestia muses for a while, mentioning that Gracious Glory used to often say that duty only ever ends in death. But these are extraordinary circumstances if anything ever will be. He should understand that when his princess calls for him for one final act of service, it is his duty to serve one final time.
She then says your faith is admirable. It is the very same fire that burned in the belly of Gracious Glory that made him such a hero in his time. Perhaps you shall indeed get far in life.

Ask for more info?
Do something else before you go?
Get to the catacombs?
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>>1967865
>>1967940
okay I see you guys are referring to post numbers, how does that work?
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>>1967970
Well give Max a big hug to rise his spirit.

Lets go to that catacomb.

>>1967978
0-critical fail
1-4=fail
5-8=success
9-critical success
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>>1967970
Ask her if we can have a map of the catacombs.
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>>1967965
You'll need to reroll a character since it's set a good thousand or so years before Celestia
>>1967978
last number of the post is your "dice roll"
0 is very bad, 9 is very good
>>1967970
Give the necromancer a threatening look
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>>1967851
>>1967940
>>1968001
This has to be some sort of bad omen.
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>>1967970
Just getting myself ready and wait for all other party member's action. Then go to the catacombs.
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>>1967970
Hung my head and mutter an okay and a thanks for her time.
That hurt my faith a bit
But then steel myself, And ask the Cleric to check the Necromancer for Evil.
I don't trust him, I think he may be lying.

And ask about any dangers in the catacombs.
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>>1967970
why did you make a game for new players but then have shit from last game carry over? I mean it's cool and all, just silly
>>1967995
>>1968002
ah okay, so you failed at questioning the guy?
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>>1968013
>3
We all know this feel burning man.
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>>1967978
It's the rolling mechanic
When checking to see if you managed to do something, like attack an enemy or convince someone, the last number of your post tells how well it went.

0 - Critical failure. You failed horribly and everything went wrong.
1-4 - Failure. Your plan did not work.
5-8 - Success. You managed to do what you were doing
9 - Critical Success. You succeeded unreasonably well.

Multiples of 0 or 9 lead to multicrits, which have even stronger effects.

666 sometimes has special effects, but not always.
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>>1968020
It's probably because most of the players are veterans so to speak.
If there had been 5 new players he wouldn't have even mentioned the others.
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Music for the catacombs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Alm1vIlgc6Q
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>>1968020
I asked people a few days back and everyone agreed they'd rather have the game tie in with the main storyline I'm running.
So I just went with that.
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>>1968059
Man I had the perfect background music for parts of my quests but I didn't write it down and now I can't remember which song it was anymore
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>>1968046
oh I'm the only one, right sorry
Well if we have enough food I'm ready to go to the catacombs
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>>1968079
No, there are two other new players as well.
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>>1968025
what about 777?
>>1968061
alright well it's really cool man, thanks for running
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>>1968002
He lowers his head, not wishing to cause trouble.
>>1968017
Celestia assures you the only things in the catacombs are dead things, moss and pests. Some of the moss and pests might be dead too.
Uh oh don't let Celestia see you falling to the dark side
>>1968001
You are given a map, but warned it has not been updated in ages and might be missing some things

Celestia then asks if everyone is ready to go to the Catacombs. She has many reports to study and has to meet with Commander Skyburner of Cloudsdale to discuss things soon.
If you need anything, ask now.
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>>1968104
Thats a bonus.
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>>1968074
>>1968059
I wont post my music choice because it might be spoilers for what I have waiting for you.
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>>1968113
If her highness would be so kind, could we perchance get some antipoison to go with us?
After that get going
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>>1968086
ah great cool, sorry
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>>1968113
She should give us some guards.
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>>1968113
I walk up to the Necromancer and order him to swear that he won't betray us in the presence of Celestia herself, or perish when he does.
Try to sound as threatening as I can.
I think I can only become fallen if there would be a truly Faith shattering moment or if I did something and Celestia herself said that I'm unworthy to be a paladin of Her.
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>>1968113
I ask nothing. I'm ready to head to the catacombs.
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>>1968171
I don't think I need any meddling guards to give me more targets to shoot, sister.
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>>1968182
You're really not very talkative, are you?
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>>1968113
>>1968141
And some balm in case of burns.
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>>1968213
Oh leave him alone he is focused on his task.
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>>1968252
This guy is going to rape us with fire.
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Is there a pastebin of the previous adventures?
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>>1968213
I was a night guard. There isn't that many ponies to talk to in the front door of some noble house. Just the nite sky to keep me company. More keen in getting the job done then some horseplaying.
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>>1968271
Only the dead horses I think.
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>>1968141
Celestia motions to one of the guards and he leaves. The antidotes will be waiting for you at the catacomb gates.
>>1968171
Celestia refuses. The death cult of Ironhide is still a very real threat, and she cannot spare guards right now. Nothing should be down there to fight anyway, and you outnumber the chained necromancer six to one even if he does do something.
>>1968177
He whimpers and lowers himself on the floor, his chains coiling around him. He swears he only wishes to redeem himself and serve Celestia. He does not like what he has been tasked to do, but he will not question the princess.

Celestia then states she must leave. The guards will take you to the catacomb gates.
Faff around more?
Finally go?

>>1968271
No, but they are in the archive.
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>>1968269
No one purpose, but I haven't rolled higher than a 2 so far so things might get hot.
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>>1968271
In the rules pastebin, the threads are linked on the bottom
>>1968252
Try not to burn us, will you?

>>1968273
Ah, I see.
Can't wait to see you on the Battlefield.
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>>1968292
Let's go.

>>1968295
*Not on purpose
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>>1968292
Let's go then.
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>>1968292
Lets do this.
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>>1968292
Bow down to the Princess and say a Farewell to him, until next time.
We can go now, but before that, I lean close to the Necromancer and say I'm keeping a close eye on him, and if he tries anything there won't be anything to save him from the Holy Light that I will unleash on him in the form of my hammer.
>>
>>1968292
Lets head out.

>>1968300
I am sure I would be the first to die.
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>>1968300
No promises.
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>>1968017
Oh shit you wanted me to check? Do I just say, "I check"? It isn't me who gets to say though right? it's the DM isn't it? how does shit like that work?
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>>1968333
You must have misunderstood me, I want to see you by my side in Battle, not against me, noble Knight.
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>>1968357
Well, you say "I roll to check the Necromancer for evil", and the number will tell if it was succesful or not.
You can make rolls to almost anything.
I once rolled to Friendzone, for one.
You state your actions, and the numbers decide their outcome.
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>>1968357
You just say you roll to check. Or that you roll to Detect Evil. Or word it more verbosely.

>7
Your spell is a success. It seems the Necromancer is telling the truth. There are no apparent signs of evil in him.
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>>1968365
I know. What I meant was that I would be betting I would die first among this group.
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>>1968377
>You can make rolls to almost anything.
This isn't FATAL
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>>1968382
I won't let that happen.
I can shield you with the Protecting Light of Celestia herself, and I bet our Cleric can take care of our wounds if we get any, but Her Highness said there is nothing to be afraid of down there.
>>
Worry not, I've got my keen eye on the necromancer as firmly as on the paladin's flank
Celestia's cutie mark gives me power
>>
Poor necromancer, Radiant is going all inquisition on his ass. Can't wait to see what twist(s) await you.
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>>1968418
You are staring at armor only. You drew her yourself you half-wit.

>>1968427
On the first sing of betrayal or evil I'll Smite him down like there is no tomorrow.
>>
You are taken to the gates of the Necroponelis. A guard awaits you there with a little care package from Celestia. Antidotes for everyone, a few torches, more manageable shackles for the prisoner and a description of Gracious Glory's tomb along with a biography on him.

The guards remove the chains on the prisoner and put the lighter ones on him. He can walk along unhindered but cannot run or jump. You can stop him by yanking the leash chain at any time.

They say that once you are inside they will close the gates to make sure nobody sneaks in to rob the graves.
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>>1968427
I bet he'll revive the entire catacombs
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>>1968441
I know, I'm looking at celestia's cutie mark embroidered into your armour.
Like I said.

>>1968443
I'll grab the prisoner and take the lead.
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>>1968443
Well lets light this toch and walk in.
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>>1968443
Do I have to roll for doing an action related to my cutie mark?

If so I roll the light the torches once we are inside and they have been handed out.
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>>1968443
Zai, you should go on the front, Trusty and Campfire will cover you.
I'll make sure the Necromancer won't do anything he might regret and keep him on a short leash.
Shake and Dawn, you cover our backs.
Let's go.
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>>1968443
>>1968473
Okay then, but I have no sense of direction or the wayabout of this catacombs.
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>>1968473
Look, princess Bitch is all commandy again.
I think the tracker should take the lead since I, you know, try to find the track!
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>>1968493
>>1968485
Okay, the Tracker will lead, Zai, make sure to cover him from any danger.
He is prone to get in trouble.
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>>1968504
I'm also known for getting out of it, thank you very much.
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>>1968517
And leaving us in it.
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>>1968504
I'm on it. Lead on, Trusty.
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>>1968517
000
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>>1968473
alright. shit I didn't know what to do for a little bit there
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>>1968520
I think you're thinking of the goat bard and the necromancer now.
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>>1968536
Well lets just walk they usually take the first hits.
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>>1968536
You can start by Blessing us with your buffs.
>>
The party heads down into the dry darkness. The guards say that the gates cannot be opened from the inside, but there will be guards on the outside so all you need to do is say the password - "Only in death does duty end" and they will open up. For a moment everything goes dark as the heavy stone gates close, then torches illuminate the surroundings.
The catacombs are very dry and surprisingly warm. There is plenty of air too. Checking the map you realize the catacombs are shaped like the sun and a crescent moon. You are standing in the moon part, with the Tomb of Heroes located at the center of the sun.
To your left is the hall of the holy
To your right the hall of soldiers
You may go either way.
>>
>>1968562
The way of the holy.
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>>1968562
The way of the Holy.

>>1968573
You dropped your name
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>>1968579
Woops
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>>1968562
I give my map to whoever is going to be in the lead.
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>>1968562
The hall of the holy.
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>>1968594
>>1968562
I'll take the map and my best to navigate this hall.
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>>1968552
what the fuck can a representative of Pinkie Pie do for you?
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>>1968625
Buff Morale?
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>>1968625
Buff morale ofc.
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>>1968562
well everyone is saying holy lets go
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>>1968625
Aura of Courage?
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>>1968632
>>1968634
okay sure, lets have a party real quick
this thing says I can heal and cure poison, but you guys grabbed a bunch of antidotes too right?
>>
>>1968663
We did, just as a precaution, yes.
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>>1968663
Each of us has one from Celestia.
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>>1968663
You can also heal our wounds.
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>>1968678
yeah i said heal, but lets then you got antidotes, no time to fuck around with a party
down the holy hall and take a right?
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>>1968705
Yes.
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>>1968625
Smile. smile smile

The party heads left into the hall of the holy. The map indicates the hall should form a smooth crescent ending at a main gate leading to one of the sun's rays which houses the most worthy of Canterlot's guards.
However there seem to be at least three exits in this place, two of which do not appear on the map. They must be later additions.

As you trek through the hall you occasionally stop to read some of the tomb dedications.
>Moonshine, cleric of Luna, blesser of the night
>Donkeytraea the sufferer, cleric of Celestia, easer of disease
>Craghorn, first of the Lifebinders
>Smile the animate, preacher of Pinkie Pie, bringer of joy
The prisoner raises his head as he passes the third tomb, paying notable attention to it.
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>>1968740
We should blind him or just cover his eyes with something.
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>>1968740
What is it, scum?
Don't you try anything stupid.
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>>1968740
Ask the necromancer kindly what got his attention.
>>
>>1968705
i meant to say lets go, damn missing words
>>1968740
well say 'hey man, what with that lifebinder guy?'
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>>1968740
Ask the goat if Craghorn is a relativeof his.
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>>1968771
"You damn knave, is that a relative of yours? Don't go fooling around with me!"
>>
By the way,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddcDtn0GyrQ
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>>1968813
By the way, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrIYT-MrVaI
>>
>>1968825
You're just aching to cause trouble and carnage again, aren't you?
>>
>>1968760
>>1968771
>>1968775
I remember hearing of Craghorn back in my darker days. The others, even the elders spoke highly of him. As if he were more than any of us could hope to become. He was seen as an ascendant.
What I find so strange is to find him dead. He was always spoken of as if he were immortal. Even stranger is to find his final resting place beneath Canterlot. I always assumed that he, like us, was a follower of Grogar. Could he have been a servant of Celestia? Perhaps even a penitent like me?
>>
>>1968839
You should learn from him goatmancer.
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>>1968839
Lifebinder sounds like a nice way of saying Necromancer. I vote we check out his tomb real quick.
>>
>>1968839
That's a load of crap and you know it.
Now let me find the right track for us to go...rolling
>>
>>1968839
Guess we'll never know what happened, you traitorous rat.
Now stop stalling and go.
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>>1968862
The group leader isn't obligated to follow my lead, of course
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>>1968861
We won't disturb any of the tombs out of curiousity, especially not with a Necromancer around.

>>1968862
GOD DOMMOT NOSSO
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>>1968839
Lets head out.

>>1968861
That is a bit disrespectful.
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>>1968839
I say we raise him and get him to take out the dragon guy for good
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>>1968862
Yep. That door on the left looks like the way to go. It must be a shortcut. Such a cool one they didn't mark it on the map.
>>1968874
Yes sir. I wish no trouble.
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>>1968896
Call me a sir again and I'll break your legs.
>>
>>1968885
>>1968891
But if was really a famous Necromancer then he is probably just sleeping in there, not dead.
>>
>>1968895
Im going to follow the cleric for a while!
I NEED 5 MINUTES BE RIGHT BACK
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>>1968909
I burst into laughter.
>>
>>1968909
HAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>1968911
You are thinking of a lich.

>>1968896
Tell the goat I would not harm him and no need to be afraid.
>>
>>1968919
>>1968926
I give everyone the most dangerous look I can.
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>>1968909
>9
You manage to sound very ladylike. The prisoner is convinced you are a very pretty mare on the inside
>>1968919
>9
The laughter pierces her soul
>>
>>1968936
>6
not enough to thwart my laughter of 9, sir!
>>
>>1968896
take no unmarked shortcuts you want to be killed?! fall into a pit or some shit
>>
There are now five places you can venture

The hall of guards
The two unknown exits
The tombs themselves
or back to the lobby and into the Hall of Soldiers
>>
>>1968944
Guess you'll just stay in the friendzone a while longer.
>>
>>1968936
I giggle at you trying to act tough.
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>>1968958
I poke my head into the tomb of Craghorn.
>>
>>1968959
One day!
>>1968958
Let's just go to the hall of guards if it takes us closer.
>>
>>1968914
hey buddy, I thought you were a gal
>>
>>1968964
>>1968974
Where did my name go?
>>
>>1968958
Hall of guards. I would like to avoid anything not mark in the current map unless we could find a recent map within these catacombs.
>>
>>1968958
Tracker, which way to the Final Tomb?
I don't like it, but I guess we have to rely on his skills down here...

>>1968974
I bite your clothes and drag you away.
I said no poking around things we don't know about.
>>
>>1969005
Jokes on you, I'm naked. No point on wearing clothes when a fumbled fireball is just going to set them on fire.
>>
>>1969019
I bite your tail then.
>>
>>1969005
My tracking skill's been working just fine this far, your holiness.
It must be that I was cursed by a zigger when I was young to have the most horrible of lucks.
>>
>>1969032
Fine, be that way.
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>>1968974
There are statues adorning the sides of the room. They depict a unicorn with a large, jagged horn, most likely Craghorn.
Each statue is different, but they share similar elements. Craghorn is depicted raising the dead, and rising from the ground himself. There is a stairwell that leads deeper, most likely to his actual remains.
You are dragged off by Radiant before you can see more.
>>1968975
>>1968996
You ignore the other exits and head on to the Hall of Guards. It is larger than the map implies. The map, in addition to being old, must not be to scale. There are several levels to the hall, each wall lined with small tombs, like watchhouses. Most likely each housing a notable guard.
You hear some rocks tumbling on the lower level.

Investigate?
Proceed deeper?
Blindly blame the prisoner?
>>
>>1969084
Proceed, but keep an eye out behind us.
>>
>>1969084
Trusty, I belive you have an enchanted Spyglass.
Can you tell us if there is anything down there?
Then proceed slowly.
>>
>>1969084
It was you wasn'nit?
God damn necromancer goats, you can never trust one, why I oughta slap yo-
Fine I'll investigate
>>
>>1969084
Investigate. Catacomb don't just tumble by themselves.
>>
>>1969119
I warn trusty to wait until we are outside of the tomb before antagonizing the Necromancer.
>>
>>1969136
It'll be too late then, you bloody...what was your gender again?
>>
>>1969084
>>1969105
I'll fall behind I guess, watch your asses wherever you decide to go. Apparently I'm terrible at making decisions
>>
>>1969146
I know he is a guy, but I'm not sure about everyone else
>>
>>1969119
No doubt. There is someone down there in the darkness. Whoever it is it moves fast and wears a robe of some sort. It knows you are here, but it does not know that you know it is here.
>>1969135
You can confirm the sighting. You are not alone here. And that was no rat. Or moss.
>>1969105
Luckily, nothing seems to be creeping up on you. Yet.
>>1969160
>0
You fail horribly at falling behind. You are right there next to the others.
>>
>>1969160
Oh come on now, you are way better at making decisions that Trusty.
>>
>>1968976
Im a pretty mare.

>>1969084
Ok back.
Investigate.
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>>1969179
Well I'll throw the shackles at the paladin and ready my crossbow.
>>1969180
your words fail to impress me, your holiness.
>>
>>1969179
Oh shit, we have company
>>
>>1969179
Get ready because they come.
>>
>>1969179
I would prepare my hammer, just in case.

>>1969171
I am a colt.
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>>1969179
I roll to hit the floor in front of it with a grease spell.
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>>1969198
While holding the shackles, I stare down the necromancer and ask if he has anything to do with this.
>>
>>1969210
>0

.......
>>
>>1969210
Oh boy here we go!
>>
>>1969171
I used to be a pretty mare, but then after a triple critical succes by Dawn it was revealed that I'm stallion-faced.
I also got some scars because of Trusty.
>>
>>1969210
IT HASN'T EVEN BEGUN
>>
>>1969210
>0
>>
>>1969198
You have a clear shot. Shoot him? Fatally?
>>1969210
>0
You ballsed it up and miscast. You are now all greasy yourself. Try not to run too much unless you like curling.
>>1969212
Having seen nothing, he insists he has no idea what the commotion is about
>>
>>1969218
You just had to have that 9 to get your hammer ready and say you were a colt, didn't you?
>>
>>1969210
>itbegins.jpg
>>
>>1969242
I'll stun him with a lightning bolt to the knee
Readying counts for something if I fail right?
>>
>>1969242
Dont use fire spells Campy.
>>
>>1969242
I yank his shackles and ask a bit more aggresively this time, but keeping my voice low.
>>
>>1969210
Just missing with fireball now just that...
>>
>>1969242
I wipe the grease off on Radiant Dawn.
>>
Next horse is about ded
>>
>>1969268
Why does everyone hate me
>>
>>1969278
You are too bossy.
>>
>>1969278
Princess bitch~
>>
>>1969243
In respect with the questioner. Also, I rather be prepared.

>>1969242
I'll keep my eye on the up coming hallway/tunnel/ whatever we are facing.

>>1969278
You are not very nice. At all.
>>
>>1969278
Probably my fault.
>>
>>1969278
Maybe you could do with a good dicking to loosen up a bit~
>>
>>1969256
Your bolt strikes him in the knee, bringing his escape to a halt. He stutters and screams from the electricity coursing through his muscles, seemingly trying to say something out loud. Probably something very rude.
Shoot again?
Check him again now that you have a better view?
Try to find a way down there?
>>1969260
>0
Your lack of assertiveness makes him think you are playing games with him. He insists that this is a very serious mission and he is not even into ponies. Calm yourself, lady.
>>
>>1969285
>>1969292
>>1969296
I'M JUST TRYING TO KEEP YOU ALL ALIVE AND PREVENT YOU FROM DOING STUPID SHIT!
Leading a group ain't that easy.
And I have to be true to my alingment...
>>
>>1969313
Dawn, can you fly down there and secure him?

And spit that necromancer in the face and say he disgusts me.
>>
>>1969326
Ok im going to fly and beat this faggot.
>>
>>1969313
Did I manage to wipe myself off?
>>1969268
>>
>>1969313
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR MESSING WITH ME YA WANKER!
Blue blistering bell-bottomed balderdash!
I'll try to check him again.
>>
>>1969313
>>1969326
Tell the Paladin to hold her temper.

Also, check for better view.
>>
I have a mace, you want me to do something? I'd try to talk to the guy but you're all being fags
>>
>>1969376
You could try to cast a Detect Evil on the misterious dude, for starters.
>>
>>1969376
Yeah sure you can go down there lady.
>>1969384
Or try that.
>>
>>1969384
Well I get him I guess >>1969335
>>
>>1969397
>>1969392
>>1969384
I'll keep guard and be a lookout while you get some answer from the pony.
>>
I cast detect evil then

I feel so stupid though
>>
>>1969453
Don't worry, Nasse feels stupid all the time.
>>
>>1969469
that... that hurt!
>>
>>1969342
Yes.
You can now move freely but are a bit flammable. Radiant however is slick and easy to ignite.
>>1969392
>>1969326
>>1969335
>>1969346
>>1969355
It turns out the robed fellow is a unicorn. He has a sickly coat and his eyes are very sunken. He mutters under his breath as Dusk pins him down.
Shakes confirms that he radiates evil.

Figure out a way for all of you to go down there?
Get him up here?
Leave him?
Ask the prisoner?
>>
>>1969478
I tell Dawn to bring him back up here so we can interrogate him.
>>
>>1969478
get him up here of course.
>>
>>1969478
>Dusk
Im a r63 now?
Interrogate him.
>>
>>1969507
>>1969507
Welp.
>>
>>1969478
ask why is he so evil, what is he doing here?
>>
>>1969478
Nicker at the mage and shake and scrub it off in a corner.

Wait for the others to bring him up here, and make sure that the goat isn't up to anything.
>>
>everyone's forgetting their names
>>
>>1969478
Get him up here.
>>
Dawn carries him up to the higher level and drops him roughly on the floor. He was surprisingly light to carry.
He smirks at you and says you have come at a fine time. The preparations have gone well and this will save time from needing another run to the outside. Keh heh heh.

Luckily, >>1969418 you have had guards watching your back, as you begin to hear noises from the corridor behind you.
Spot check?
>>
>>1969572
I'm gonna ready my bow towards the corridor then.
>>
>>1969572
I roll spot check and prepare a another Grease spell.
>>
>>1969585
>Crossbow
>>
>>1969586
Bah
>>
>>1969522
fucking shit, that was me

fuck my hotspot die, I'll be gone for a while
>>
>>1969572
Cleric, watch over the prisoner!

After that, I ready my Hammer, and prepare for battle!
>>
>>1969572
Throw a torch to the spot.
>>
>>1969572
Checking the spot as well.
>>
>>1969586
>>1969605
The light of the torch illuminates the doorway, revealing three skeletons coming your way. They have a beady orange glow in their eye sockets and are moving quite effortlessly. They are wielding old fashioned swords, most likely from their tombs.

As you saw them first, you win initiative. What do you do?
>>
>>1969639
SMITE THEM DOWN!
>>
>>1969639
I would lead ahead and smash them with my hammer.
>>
>>1969639
Rolling to see if I can just knock them out with my bow before the pally.
>>
>>1969639
Grease 'em.
>>
>>1969639
Stealth mode.
>>
>>1969660
CROSSBOW
and nevermind.
>>
>>1969660
Oh fuck, if you're going to shoot me in the back....
>>
>>1969677
Dawn, its most likely he would shoot me instead.
>>
>>1969677
I'm sorry dear, maybe readying my crossbow before firing will help?
>>
>>1969686
But I'm in the frontlines too.
I smite with my hammer.
>>
>>1969690
>will help
helped*
>>
>>1969677
You are going to be shot in the back. This, combined with the grease covering you, will cause you to fall and slide towards them. Once you hit them you will hit my fresh patch of grease and keep on sliding down the tunnel.
>>
>>1969690
>0

Nope, not really.
I swear ou pose a bigger threat to me than a Teenage Dragon did.
>>
>>1969660
>>1969690
So does Trusty just explode now?
>>
>>1969695
You got a 6, I got a 4. Take a guess which one of us would get the dart in the ass.
>>
>>1969706
I'm not doing that intentionally, I want to bang your character!>>1969713
üsing a normal arrow? Unlikely.
I might just fumble and drop it with my quiver.
>>
>>1969726
Well you fucked us up many times already!
>>
>>1969734
But we've always survived, darling!
>>
>>1969744
But one of your shenanigans left me scarred!
>>
>>1969660
You jam the crossbow. Nobody is quite certain how that is even possible. But you did it. Somehow.
>>1969646
>>1969654
You two leap forward, bringing your dual hammers down on the skeletal fiends. Zai misses by an inch, but Radiant crushes one of the skeletons, shattering many bones as the rest fall into a random pile.
>>1969665
The grease spray flies over the charging front line and hits the skeletons, covering them in a slippery layer. They are now nice and flammable, but without flesh to burn, it might be a bad idea. At least they have trouble standing up. They now count 1,2 and 3 as a crit fail.

The skeletons counterattack, while the third attempts to rebuilt its remains. The two standing ones each target one pony.
My roll counts for all three.
>>
>>1969757
Unjam the damn crossbow
>>
>>1969757
Backstab one of this skeletons.
>>
>>1969757
I wipe the last bits of grease off my body by using the captured unicorns cloak as a rag.
>>
>>1969757
Take up a defensive position, and try to protect and cover Zai while he does the bashing.
>>
>>1969757
Swing my hammer again against the skeleton attacking me.
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8oXTteD_lA


Sorry, I couldn't resist
>>
I SMITE WITH A BLAST
>>
>>1969752
the scars just accentuate your unique face, dear
>>
>>1969818
I had this on instead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Udgn2P_Qi7c
>>
>>1969818
>>1969848
I was listening to Weird Al's "Do I creep you out"
>>
>>1969757
The two skeletons, seemingly sharing a single mind, attack Zai and Radiant. The blows are painful but not immediately fatal.

>>1969782
It's almost done.
>>1969784
You manage to catch the reassembling skeleton with your blade, and snap one of it's legs. It is now down to a torso and a broken skull.
>>1969790
>0
You manage to get yourself tangled up in the greasy cloak and fall over
>>1969806
Seeing Zai get wounded, you leap to protect him. Should he come under attack again, you will be there to share his pain.
>>1969808
As the skeleton's blade passes across you, mostly striking armour but also slashing flesh, you swing your hammer and crush it's torso. It is now missing half of it's body and crumbles, then attempts to rise again, missing it's chance at a counterattack.
>>1969826
Your SMITE strikes the remnants of the skeleton torso on the floor, destroying it. It can no longer rise up.

You can hear the unicorn laughing at you.
One skeleton still stands
Another is trying to get up.

Roll for initiative, against my roll.
>>
>>1969920
Crush that torso and skull.
>>
>>1969920
Stomp down on the unicorns torso and draw my longbow from my back of holding.
>>
>>1969920
Coordinate an attack on the remaining skeleton with Zai
>>
>>1969920
Attack the last standing skeleton.
>>
>>1969920
the smite blast doesn't effect all in a radius? can I do it again?
>>
>>1969920
Untangle myself and give the unicorn a kick.
>>
I wonder if this is what playing a psyker in Dark Heresy is like.
>>
>>1970021
there's no inquisition hunting you down and watching your every move for one.
>>
>>1969967
>>1969976
>>1969986
You three attack the final standing skeleton before it can react further, crushing it entirely.

As the last remaining skeleton tries to rise, >>1969993
>>1969953 beat up the unicorn, causing him to lose focus, making the final skeleton crumble.
Turns out this unicorn is a necromancer. Perhaps you should question him. Or the prisoner goat.
>>
>>1970038
Someone question the necromancer, I'm going down on the goat
>>
>>1970038
Walk to the unicorn and ask "WHO SENT YOU, YOU HERETIC SCUM? WHY ARE YOU HERE?"
>>
>>1970038
I wrap the Unicorn Necromancer up in the greasy cloth and threaten to set it on fire if he doesn't talk.
>>
>>1970038
Keep guard while everyone does their thing.
>>
>>1970061
SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT
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>>1970038
Say 'hey man what the fuck' to the guy, how would the prisoner know anything about this?
>>
>>1970038
Stab him on the leg! Stupid necromander.
>>
>>1970083
Not like that, I'm not a homo, I've just got the hots for the stallion-faced paladin!
This isn't getting recorded is it
>>
>>1970105
Everything you say is recorded and is forever saved for generations to come
>>
>>1970129
>memorable high point of Tainted Element: the joke character dies like a hero

>memorable high point of Ironhide: the tracker wants to bang the manfaced paladin
>>
>>1970153
And you smell like poop.
>>
>>1970153
I'm truly proud to be part of the sexual joke high point of our questline
>>
>>1970163
Rolling to prove the Rogue wrong
>>
>>1970061
He swears he knows nothing of this. He has been locked up for years and has renounced his evil ways. He is only here to raise one, very specific dead pony at the order of Celestia herself.
>>1970096
>>1970068
>>1970062
Death does not scare one who has devoted himself to it. His bones will only serve to further feed the great one below. In time is brothers will find his remains and take them to be sacrificed. Kill him now if you will, he cares not.
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>>1970185
I'm gonna cut the fuckers head off and throw it in a pit.
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>>1970185
Try to use my pretty powers on him.
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>>1970185
Can I use my mastery of fire to only light parts of him on fire?
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>>1970185
>>1970185
He's not afraid of Death, now is he?

Dawn, it's time to do it your way.
Try some sweet talk, or in case that doesn't work, use your dagger.

I keep an eye on the prisoner in the meantime.
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>>1970222
Done >>1970208
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>>1970185
>His bones will only serve to further feed the great one below.
Question him about the great one. Hammer him if he doesn't complies.
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>>1970222
>triple fail
you sure you don't need glasses?
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>>1970251
Sorry, maybe my sight isn't what it was used to be since your fuck-up in the caves almost cost me to lost one of my eyes!
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>>1970208
You are indeed a beautiful one. Had we only met in another time. Such a fantastic being of perfect bone and toned muscle. Indeed it makes me almost regret my devotion. Yet too much has been done to turn back now. I will die happy, knowing that I have met you, and I only wish that as my bones hand upon the great one, yours will hand next to mine.

He then closes his eyes and awaits a killing blow.
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>>1970266
Geez, I'm sorry for that
I really like how it highlights your cheek
none of my other characters will be this retarded
I'm sorry
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>>1970280
Well someone crush his chest or something so his skeleton can serve no one.
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>>1970280
What kind of faggot is this guy?
Cmapy burn his body and bones please.
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>>1970280
I stop anyone who might try to kill him.
We will drag him with us while he is blinded, gagged and chained, but we won't kill him if he wants it so bad.
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>>1970307
Fiine, I'll take the lead again, let's just get moving, fast.
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>>1970280
While the group is mutalating the unicron, I would want to ask the Goat/Prisoner if he knows the Great One and what to expect.
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>>1970243
Fearfully, the prisoner goat speaks up.
He believes he knows what the Great One is. It was a tale he heard often as a member of the order of Grogar, but never assumed it was real.

He then shrinks back as he sees everyone planning ways to destroy the captured necromancer.
>>
man you guys are such ruffians
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>>1970307
You should see if you can convince him to repent.
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>>1970307
I would assume killing the unicorn would only further power the Great One. I am betting reanimation or soul absorption. Keep him alive and do what >>1970344 said.
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>>1970338
Your slutty mare days make you weak taw.
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Hey DM when is 10.1 due?
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>>1970376
After this game
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>>1970344
Right, let me try that.

>>1970335
Hey, I'm planning NOT to!

Stare the unicorn in the eye, and growl that he may repent his sins now or face the Wrath of the Light, but I'll take care that he won't feel death's embrace for a long time, only the cleaning flames of Pain.
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>>1970390
>0

Come on...
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>>1970318
Just note that this post is my action and roll for when we actually get going
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>>1970390
>0
There is no redemption for us. We chose to disobey the sun. We chose the king of shadows. We chose Grogar. And we chose death.
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>>1970430
But our goat friend find redemption!
Everything is possible.
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Guys, if you're done torturing the celestia damn peasant we need to get going
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>>1970430
Well you won't get Death from me.

Break his legs.
All of them.
Then blindfold and gag him.
The goat will carry him.
Let's get going.
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Are we killing him or taking him with us? I bet if we wrapped his body in that greasy cloak he would burn hot enough to not leave any usable bones.
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>>1970459
It's obvious he wants to die, and has plans after his death.
We won't give him the joy and opportunity of Death.
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>>1970447
Yes we are wasting time, literally sleeping in one hour.

>>1970430
Dawn got it under control. Guard Trusty while he lead.
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>>1970478
He plans on his body being used. I don't plan on leaving a body.
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>>1970495
We are not killing him.
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The Goat prisoner speaks up again

If I may... I wish we did not linger. Do with him as you will, I have no sympathy for my past. But we need to hurry. Either we must go find the tomb we came for, flee and seal this place forever, or... Celestia guard us... find the Great One and destroy it.
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>>1970495
Yes, but he welcomes Death.
We won't give him the joy of that.
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ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
ME AND ZAI ARE GONNA GO OFF, YOU CAN HAVE A BLEEDING ORGY IF YOU WANT
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>>1970505
We are going already.
And you are going to carry the other prisoner.
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>>1970505
Oh Celestia.
What should we do guys? I say find the tomb first.
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>>1970521
>1

Well we are totally screw.
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>>1970532
I was just announcing our departure
this is still my action >>1970318
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>>1970545
Alrightly. Let go.
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Let's complete the mission.
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As he hefts the battered body of the unicorn necromancer on his back, the Goat tells what he knows of the Great One. Supposedly a mighty necromancer, a true master of death, his name long since forgotten, began subverting his own mortality by binding the dead and dying to himself, becoming one with death, thus never truly dying.
He always thought it was just a metaphor though.
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>>1970573
Is there a way to defeat him?
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>>1970573
Nananana, not listening, busy tracking and deciphering the map
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>>1970573
He is a lich?
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>>1970590
...my crossbow is still jammed innit
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>>1970596
That the exact description of a lich.
>>
The Hall of Guards gives way to the Hall of Heroes. It is a spiral tower leading upwards, with small temples erected on each level for each of the heroes. You assume Gracious Glory's is near the top.
>>1970584
>>1970596
The goat says all he knows are stories. Some say he is a heaving mass of bones, flesh, torn clothes and garbage. Others insist he is a golem of twisted flesh.
Noone has ever tried to fight him, as few if any knew he was real.
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>>1970611
>>1970596
I open my Book of Evil Things to Smite and check if it has anything on Liches and how to defeat them in it.
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>>1970611
We should finish our mission and seal this tomb.
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I told you all we should have checked Craghorn's tomb.

>>1970627
Upwards and onwards. Did I ever untangle myself from that greasy cloak?
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>>1970627
ONWARDS!
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>>1970627
Questing for main objective. Seal dungeon when we are done.

>>1970650
What makes you think its not the other decease?
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>>1970627
Let's get done with this mission as fast as we can and leave
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>>1970631
Liches are creatures that have subverted mortality by embracing death. The forms of this are many, but many share a weakness. If their body is destroyed, most Liches bind their spirit to a magical focus of some sort, often a jewel, so they may return to life later. Destroying both the focus and the body should kill a lich.
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>>1970375
god fucking damnit I'm not fucking taw
i wanted to do this but my shit keeps fucking dying and this is too hard to follow, six people is too many fucking people I'm sorry I'm here
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>>1970671
People famous enough to be buried here are probably buried with stuff. A holy necromancer would probably of had something that would be useful against the Great One.
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>>1970681
Man I want that lich phylactery
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Does'nt 1267/227 bothers you at all? Just asking.
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>>1970745
What?
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>>1970726
Didn't you hear, ther stuff might be what fives them power.

>>1970732
Don't even get any ideas.
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>>1970745
We could move to >>1966236
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>>1970726
Maybe. But for now, we need to stay on track.

>>1970732
Yeah. Holding a soul of lich in a gem isn't a good idea. I rather smash it into dust when we get the chance.
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>>1970770
I think LK take this horse for his quest.

>>1970784
I know but maube is a pretty necklace.
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>>1970681
>
>>1970669
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>>1970759
Number of posts and pictures in thread. afaik over 1k thread is going under autosage and can vanish anytime

>>1970770
arright.
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>>1970801
LK's making his own thread because he's got all fancy images n' stuff
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>>1970673
>>1970671
>>1970669
>>1970650
You begin quickly ascending the spiral stairs. As you go along you once again occasionally read a name here and there.
>Grant of Whinnyland - guardian of saints
>Celaire, Knight of the Sun, savior of Equestria
>Duskhammer - the Iron Crusader
As you near the halfway point, you hear a lot of commotion from below. You can see several figures advancing at your position very quickly.
The goat, straining under the weight of the unicorn and his chains, looks at you with fear and despair. He asks you let him free so he can keep up.
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>>1970818
It's probably not gonna die very soon, /mlp/ is a pretty slow board
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>>1970828
Just push him to the front, I'll shoot a fire arrow at the oncoming horde.
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>>1970828
>Celaire, Knight of the Sun, savior of Equestria
Huh.
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>>1970828
I grease the staircase behind us.
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>>1970828
I would guard the rear as those guys ascend to us up the stair.
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>>1970845
NO DON'T
>>1970840
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>>1970828
Should we remove his chains?
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>>1970828
I'm going to unchain you, but if you try anything, I swear to Celestia I'm going to kill you. Got it?
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>>1970855
What's the problem? The grease is behind us.
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>>1970840
In a momentary lack of focus, you decide to push him with the fire arrow. The unicorn is now on fire, and the goat throws him off the stairwell in panic. The flaming corpse smashes into the floor below with a dull thud.
>>1970845
>>1970853
The stairs are greasy and the knight stands watch.
>>1970879
>>1970880
The Dawn sisters unchain the Necromancer and lead him upwards.

The spearhead of the horde is now reaching the room. At the forefront are several more unicorns, a few goats and what seem to be large ponies wrapped in moldy bandages. Most likely ancient burials from the deepest catacombs. They will reach the stairs in one turn. Pick your actions.
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>>1970905
with a critical fail on an fire arrow you'll never know what will happen
>>1970916
Ne'er mind.
I'll buck the burning unicorn down the stairs
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>>1970916
Use my bow and aim to the head.
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>>1970916
Guard and make sure none shou pass. Counter attack if they strike.
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>>1970916
>>1970932
CELESTIA DAMN IT, EVERY TIME YOU USE THOSE FIRE ARROWS SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENS!

The goat is unchained now, let's get going as fast as we can.
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>>1970969
Trusty's theme song starts playing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMhwddNQSWQ&feature=related
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>>1970916
I wait for them to reach the patch of grease, then hit it with a fireball.
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>>1971000
HAHA, Didn't get the triple critical fail at least!
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>>1971000
GOD NO
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>>1971000
Oh fuck.
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>>1971000
GOOD LUCK
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>>1971010
>>1971009
>>1971007
the horde isn't at the stairs yet though, that wasn't a roll
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>>1971022
Man I hope so.
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>>1971022
Yes. If anything, he would slip and fall off the stairs.
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>>1971000
>>1971000
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NylmdC_uEM&feature=player_detailpage#t=13s

WHY MUST SOMEONE ALWAYS TRIPLE CRIT FAIL!
EVERY TIME!
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>>1971037
Or I lose the ability to use fireball for a while.
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>>1971054
I assure you, something terrible is going to happen.
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>>1971063
That would be terrible. I made this character just so I could turn things into torches with a grease/fireball combo.
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>>1971112
Double the action, double the probability of failure!
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>>1971133
Yeah, a d10 system isn't goo for this sort of thing.
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>>1970956
You take a powerful guarding stance. As the first mummy reaches you, you easily block it's swing and counter, severing one of it's arms. It does not react and prepared for another blow as two more reach the stairs. The unicorns begin to form a circle around the bottom.
With the flammable mummies and the grease, some fire would be of great he-
>>1971000
>000
The mage explodes into flames. Magical fire erupts from your very soul, igniting your entire body into a glorious cascade of fire.
You have three turns to live unless you find a way to put yourself out. Also, you are now made of fire, in case you want to employ that in some way.
Your flaming body also blocks the path between Zai and the others.

The Goat reaches the tomb of Gracious Glory. Gold plates have been inlaid into the marble tomb, each bearing the insignia of one of his followers entombed in this same chamber. There are hundreds of names here, each pledging their thanks to their mentor and commander. At the end of the hallway of dedications lies a casket, and in it a skeletal pony. Some locks of his beard still cling to his jawbone, and his equipment looks as good as new.
Atop the casket is a statue of himself, with dozens of other statues kneeling to him. The base of the statue reads
>ONLY IN DEATH DOES DUTY END.

The Goat says he is ready to perform his service to Celestia and begin the ritual.
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>>1971172
I'm gonna...uh...
Run up to the room to watch the necromancer
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>>1971172
I Pray to Celestia that I may be able to save Campfire, and spill my bottle of Holy Water on him.
It won't be enough, unless Celestia's blessing truly reaches down, even here.
After that, I cast my Aura of Protection on Zai.
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>>1971172
Im going to do this too >>1971207
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>>1971172
Remain guard, ignore the scream of Campfire, and counter attack again if they dare get close to me.
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>>1971172
Another round?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMhwddNQSWQ
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>>1971226
more like
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pPm64x_EPs
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>>1971247
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzcIWgKU6iE
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>>1971247
Haha, oh wow.
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>>1971207
>>1971217
The goat begins to chant a spell, both his horns glowing a piercing blue. Slowly, tiny blue flames begin to ignite in the eyes of the skeleton as well.
>>1971212
Celestia blesses the devout. The mage has gained an extras turn to live.
>>1971225
With the protective aura guarding you, you ignore the crushing blow from the mummy and strike it, knocking it over. The unicorns surrounding the stairs begin to focus their power. You can feel the air crackle with energy.

There are still two mummies on the stairs
Campfire has four actions left before he burns to death
The Goat needs two more turns to complete the resurrection
The unicorns are doing SOMETHING

Actions?
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>>1971339
Can I shoot a normal arrow against the zombies?
A marksman shot if you will.
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>>1971339
Charge to the unicorn because he is casting and stab him.
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>>1971339

Dawn, Trusty, snipe the unicorns!

I try to shield Campfire with the aura as well.
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>>1971339
Break my guard and CHARGE to the unicorn location.
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>>1964439
hey i'm sorry I failed you guys, I can't do this, I can't follow it at all
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>>1971380
HEAL CAMPFIRE!
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>>1971380
Just try to cast some sort of Heal on Campfire, he's on fire!
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>>1971380
I'm sorry you didn't find the game enjoyable.
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>>1971339
My connection died, sorry.

I stop, drop, and roll.
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>>1971383
>>1971389
sorry i did 't know what was going on, I CAST HEAL
>>1971393
I did but it was hard with so much action and people
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>>1971415
Maybe four or five people would be more manageable? Drop by on Saturday in MLPG.co/q for my quest.
I have a feeling I might not be getting that many players...
that is, if you want
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Heh, roommates are growing restless, DM, how much time until this ends? We'll be finished in under an hour, right?
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>>1971440
Do you sleep with them?
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>>1971415
fucking name bullshit fuck, why doesn't it pertain to the thread like it used to
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>>1971440
What the mare said.
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>>1971453
have the quick reply box open when you make a post as anonymous: this saves your name for this thread.
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>>1971457
I was pretty sure I had it linked to >>1971447
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>>1971356
Your arrow embeds itself in the cold dead flesh of the mummy. It does nothing.
>>1971359
>9
You leap from the stairwell and dive blade first into one of the unicorns, killing him instantly. As the falls, you feel the floor shake and hear a deep roar from far below.
There are still 14 Unicorns left.
>>1971361
Your aura fails to protect him from a fire that is born from within.
>>1971396
>>1971415
Rolling around furiously you extinguish many of the flames. Even with the healing spell in effect, you can still feel the flame inside you, but provided no further miscasts happen, you should walk away alive if very toasty.
>>1971372
You break your position and dash past the mummies, They strike you as you pass, wearing away the protective aura and causing your attack to miss it's mark.

>>1971415
>>1971380
You should've seen the game with 11 people


Campfire is safe
14 unicorns and 2 Mummies remain
The Goat needs one more turn of protection
Something big is on the move
The unicorns are still focusing power

>>1971440
Yes. Gracious Glory will be up next turn and from there you get the option to stop or keep going
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>>1971446
Cheap dorm, one small room for three people.
But it's okay if we'll be done in under an hour.
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>>1971462
>14 unicorns left
Nosso use your fire bombs or something!
Also I charge to another unicorn.
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>>1971462
Does "the flame inside me" grant me any bonuses or drawbacks?

I cast grease on the Unicorns and Yell for someone heavy to knock them over like bowling pins.
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>>1971462
I close to the unicorn location, right? Charge to them and disrupt their action with my hammer to their face.
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>>1971474
I used all my fire bombs to clear the cultist cave (who has the largest kill count? Oh yeah! ME!)
I'll shoot a fire arrow on the grease on the floor.
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>>1971462
I guard the goat, and SMITE DOWN the mummies if they get near.
Until they do, I shout down YOU ALL FILTHY HERETICS ARE GOING TO FEEL THE WRATH OF A THOUSAND SUNS!
FIGHT ON, BROTHERS AND SISTERS, PURGE THESE WICKED NECROMANCERS!
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>>1971482
thats me. Also, >2, dammit.
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>>1971491
>keep failing

So this is how Nasse usually feels.
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>>1971462
well shit I try to smite the mummy
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>>1971509
You don't know the beginnings of it!
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>>1971519
So what was your critical fail?
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>>1971540
I set a pile of dead cultists on fire, almost killing our knight, scarring the paladin and almost setting fire to the rogue.
I did kill ALL THE CULTISTS in the end though.
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>>1971474
Your wings carry you to another of the unicorns. You slash it, forcing it to drop focus and instead pay attention to you.
Roll against me to see how well that goes.
>>1971482
Your charge falls short. It seems you were wounded worse than you thought against the mummies. With effort you manage to break the focus of another unicorn.
The distant roaring is becoming quieter.
>>1971487
You ignite the grease, and the greasy mummies along with it. They begin charging up the stairs, but one is blasted down by >>1971518
Meanwhile, >>1971491 Radiant froths with impotent rage.

As the situation seems as dire as ever, the Goat turns from the casket. His eyes are now burning with the same blue flame as the skeleton's, and his voice seems to be growing weak and distant. He locks his blinded gaze at Radiant and asks: M'lady - have I proven myself worthy of the sun?
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>>1971491
>>1971509
>>1971519
>>1971540
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>>1971553
The ones we didn't kill already, you mean.
And you sealed our exit with a firebomb, so we couldn't even run.
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>>1971553
Oh and my knight character broke his spear and got his ribcage destroyed by a dragon in another quest.
>>
WE CRIT FAILING?
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>>1971561
ROLLING
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>>1971564
You killed maybe ten, I cleared the den out of like 30.
>>1971561
Shoot at the mummy, marksman shot, hopefully it'll at least knock him down on the unicorns.
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>>1971553
Oh I remember reading that now. That was pretty neat.

>>1971561
What happened to my post? >>1971478

I cast fireball one one of the unicorns.
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>>1971561
Shake it off and keep on swinging my hammer to the unicorn. More disruption is needed.
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>>1971581
Shit I am so sorry Dawn
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>>1971600
Hue
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>>1971609
No fucking shit, I and going to die....
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>>1971600
it was nice knowing ya.
Though the mage put his innards in flames and survived that...
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>>1971607
Well is a tie.
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>>1971579
JUST AS USUAL

>>1971561
Almost, but we are in a dire situation.
Once we handled these Necromancers and finished our quest, you will be worthy of the Sun.
I promise.
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>>1971622
Just give the bloody necromancer his peace, he might die here your god damn holiness!
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>>1971600
Well crap, we have even more fails than usual.
The cleric will save you!

>>1971634
As soon as we are out of this mess.
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>>1971660
He might kick the bucket just from the power required to resurrect the damn knight!
>>
shit what do I do? I keep blasting!
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>>1971691
Help the knight.
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>>1971691
Heal Zai.
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>>1971700
.......
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>>1971705
That was just a tip.
He won't set you on fire.
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>>1971705
Relax, that wasn't a role for anything. I think I'll keep this character if I manage to survive. He's fun.
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>>1971705
I cast heal on you man!
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>>1971719
Critic heal!
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>>1971719
>9

That's what we're talking about!
Crit succes heal!
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>>1971713
>>1971716

Oh, the >00 scare me for second.

>>1971719
>9
Now we're talking!
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>>1971719
>critical heal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvlLr5ZwAs0
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>>1971719
Crit heal. You somehow managed to get dead back alive. You are now considered necromant
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>>1964439
>227 pics

What?
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>>1971758
Janitor having a field day.
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>>1971758
No idea.
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>>1971748
Aw fuck yeah. are we still fighting mummies? I smite them!
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>>1971773
Maybe in the next round.
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>>1971581
The unicorn, still dazed from his focus, attempt to kick you, but misses. However, your attempt at a backflipping neckbreaker also fails.
>>1971478
It gives you really bad heartburn
With the unicorns covered in grease by the singed mage
>>1971589
>9
>critical marksman shot
Trusty fires his arrow. It strikes the mummy in the eye as it rises up to stomp on the wizard, embedding itself against the mummy's skull, pushing it over backwards. As it topples, the mummy falls through the pool of flaming grease, sliding into the greased unicorns like a bowling ball of magma. 8 of the unicorns catch fire and panic.
6 remain to focus.
>>1971600
As you bring your hammer down at one of the unicorns, it snaps out of focus and quickly dodges, Your attempt to correct your aim brings your entire body crashing down.
Roll to dodge before the fire mummy rolls over you.
>>1971719
However you need not worry, your wounds are mended and you are in perfect health to fight back even if you were to fail.

>>1971622
>>1971634
>>1971660
Very... well.
THEN WITH THIS PALADIN AS MY WITNESS, I GIVE MYSELF FOR THE SUN, FOR CANTERLOT, FOR CELESTIA AND EQUESTRIA.
I give my life to restore that of Gracious Glory, Father of Heroes. Celestia forgive me, for I am not strong enough alone without the darkness to aid me. For the sun.

With those words the the goat slumps over. The glow of his horns burns bright white as the skeleton within the casket reacts with a slight movement.
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>>1971791
Goddamit im going to finish this faggot now.
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>>1971791
Then, with a burst of light, the skeletal pegasus is ejected from his resting place. Taking a fighting stance with his sword at the ready, he yells out with an echoing, otherworldly voice
>ONLY IN DEATH DOES DUTY END
>BUT EVEN IN DEATH I. STILL. SERVE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n6WP9qHyRM

Gracious Glory has joined your ranks. You may now attempt to flee the catacombs.
The way to the Hall of Soldiers is free of necromancers at least.
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>>1971800
This is just getting hillarious
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>>1971800
Hahaha
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>>1971807
Fuck that roll we are on the run now!

>>1971801
Run!
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>>1971801
Running the hell out.
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>>1971791
>>1971801
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecB6Eh7f3l8

I cast fireball at the unicorn farthest away from Zai.
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>>1971801
Let's get the fuck out of here.
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>>1971822
Me again and DAMMIT!
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>>1971801
Mutter some prayers on the remains of the Goat.

Gracious Glory, follow me, we must flee this place, for the good of Equestria.
>>
I fucking knew the goat was gonna commit sudoku
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>>1971827
Wait a second, can I change the target from a unicorn to the goat's remains without affecting my roll? I want to try and give his body a funeral.
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>>1971880
At least he truly redeemed himself.
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>>1971896
the big evil in the catacombs is gonna resurrect him~
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>>1971909
Not if my fireball has anything to say about it.
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>>1971909
Not if >>1971886 has anything to say about it.
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>>1971921
>>1971928

IF.
I don't think I've seen the action changed before
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Seeing the blast of light and hearing his booming voice, the party turns their eyes to the top of the spire to see Gracious Glory swoop down on skeletal wings and crack the floor as he lands. His eyes aflame with zeal he strikes down the closest unicorn. The party begins falling back to the entrance of the Hall of Soldiers.
Graceful Glory, moving with unnatural speed no longer limited by flesh, zooms across the area, cutting down any who get in his way. As you make your way into the Hall of Sodiers, you see two of the knights rising from their tombs. Glory says he can hold back any who follow if you wish to battle. If not, run, and he will protect you. Unless you have another plan.


>>1971880
It took me ages to decide between this an lolbetrayal
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>>1971942
Tell him that he's our objective and we need to get him out of here.
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>>1971942
We have fight with him.
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>>1971886
>>1971928
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>>1971921
As you leave, you ignite the remains of the goat. The Great One will not gain more bones from him. He will be at peace forever.
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>>1971942
We have to run, but he should flee too, and only slay those who are endangering our escape.
We need him aliv-eeeerrr--Undead?
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>>1971961
Thanks.
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>>1971942
>Unless you have another plan.
I am VERY tempted to use this to our advantage and go for the lich, but we need to run. That undead unicorn need to come with us.
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>>1971961
Yay. And this was way better than lolbetrayal, believe me.
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>>1971942
I'm gonna try to unjam my crossbow and fire a lightning bolt at the enemies, we aren't going anywhere without that knight.
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what the hell is a mace supposed to do against the dead anyway, I guess it is for the living
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>>1971989
crush their bones to dust so they don't rise up again.
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>>1971989
Maces and warhammers dealing crushing damage that can powder bone.
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>>1971979
Why do I score these when I am not in combat?!?!

>>1971989
Mace and any blunt weapon is good against skeleton.
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>>1971999
>999
I CAN NOT FUCKING BELIEVE IT
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>>1971989
And you have holy powers anyway, use that, or imbue the mace with them.
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>>1971989
Shit's harmless
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>>1971999
>999 wasted
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>>1972024
At least the >000 gone.
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>>1972024
Maybe the cleric will believe me now?
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>>1971989
>>1971999
As you muse the use of a mace against the dead, you swing it and smash the skull of one of the attacking skeleton knights, caving it's helmet deep into the spine.
It seems to do a lot against dry bone at least.
>>1971952
>>1971963
>IF I AM WHAT YOU CAME HERE TO SAVE, THEN LEAVING IS THE WISE CHOICE.
>THE GREATEST OF SOLDIERS MUST SOME DAYS RUN TO FIGHT AGAIN LATER.
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>>1972048
let's leg it!
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>>1972048
RUN FASTER!
WHY DONT YOU PEOPLE HAVE WINGS.
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>>1972048
Let's go.
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>>1972060
>0
back to our scheduled programming
but hey, at least you'll have an easy time with me as your DM this weekend!
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>>1972048
WE'RE NOT FLEEING WE'RE JUST ADVANCING IN A DIFFERENT DIRECTION!
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>>1972048

Did you catch my post?

>>1971979

Also, lets get the fuck out of there.
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>>1972069
Between my grease and your fire arrows we can burn down the world.
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>>1972078
When I say I follow the Sun, that didn't include that you should bring it to Equestria.
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>>1964439
So what are the chances of getting v10.1 tonight? I'm starting to get tired since I had to wake up early to tend for my sick little brother and I'm starting to develop a headache too
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