I was going to post the image of Poverty God being covered in Mayo but couln't fucking find it
Women's romance is a rabbit hole for the innocent and the crazy.
Why would people not want to watch Konosuba?
They wanted to watch movies instead
I really dislike the whole harem fantasy genre.
Weird, you seem to love playing that setting
Pumpkin jokes are so 2014.
Just callin em like I see em
Oh c'mon I've not played anything like that since! And it was literally my 2nd character ever!
It's really not like that. The only girl who initially wants Kazuma for pure sexual reasons gets rebuffed by him until he thinks she's a succubus. As for the other girls he pretty much hates one to start with but they eventually become friends, and the last one doesn't show any romantic interest in him until the start of the second season.
It's actually really good for the most part because they're all kind of bad people in a Seinfeldian way, and doesn't really engage in shitty romance.
Well, you did start a legacy worst to keep playing him and he's got only character you seem to remember fondly
Is he? I like a lot of my old characters, they never come up in conversations.
Juliá. Maeda. Flavia. Sylt herself, I kept asking Nasse for that quest for years. Sudden Chance. Soil! Chezzy! So many!
I played almost 50 different characters, I even had a google docs document for those sheets and the list of names alone was 2 pages worth!
Soil and maybe Julia are the only others you mention usually
>hey I know we've got this important stuff about the One Ring and what's going on with Aragorn and the rest but let's cut back to Arwen
fuck ooooff I don't care about this immortal twat I just wanna watch actual stuff happening
Wasn't tree the legacy starter?
Because of many different reasons!
Chezzy: Dsty is literally triggered by anything I do and acts like a dick to me all the time.
Flavia: Groves killed the quest because we were off the rails.
Sylt: She had a whole bunch of good quests and I retired her fully.
Soil: I talked my head OFF with Soil in meta and game, ran all I could run with him even before I dropped him.
Sudden Chance: Quest is on permanent hiatus!
Maeda: I'm really fucking lost in game. Also I kept talking about her back when we were still playing.
I was talking about NLer
his kids aren't in the quest
Shit I'd forgot about Tree! I had so much fun with that guy!
Mobile site is going nuts everything is black
Anyway what I was suggesting is that you like pumpkin the most because you still talk about him with the quest being over unlike those others
There's nothing wrong with that it just provoked my original statement about konosuba
yea, and he spawned TWO other player characters, shit, that's a legacy
more than pumpkin is
Legacy quest ( successor to NL 2) not legacy character
It crashed my phone browser!
Gotta stop posting, glitch too bad
>>822647>NLer>Successor to NL2
that's a bit ambitious, since its rather a very different quest: solo, uses path finder, set into a future without that north city around..
>I'm not a kingslayer and I will quest for months to prove it!
>See I even defended this king from an assassin!
>…He was an asshole to my mates though so I'll just become accomplice to his murder
Aren't you playing as him, though?
Well, most of the time
Those tits are too big for Mona.
I'm angry. Angry about puzzles.
They are, yes, but anything smaller and Fidget would call me a pedo
Yes. One of the shrines in Breath of the Wild has one of those tilt-and-roll puzzles that you need to make do a jump at the end. Closest I've gotten to clearing it is have the ball balance for a full second on the lip of where it was supposed to land before it plummeted into the abyss.
And I can't cheat by using the Magnet power to float the ball where it's supposed to go.
>>822661>Fidget has BOTW
Huh, on WiiU I guess?
The problem is that to tilt the puzzle, you have to tilt the WiiU pad. So I'm more frustrated that I can't seem to get my stupid hands to tilt it at the exact right angle to maintain momentum but not fall off before it reaches the end.
Yes, I mentioned it last thread. It's why I'm showing up now, at 9:30PM, instead of noon.
That's really fucking cool tho
Nintendo has always been good with their peripherals. Except for the powerglove.>>822667
Fun/10.I'm barely even started, honestly. I did tame a horse, though.
Also, so far the hardest Zelda game I've played. You are punished severely for not dodge-rolling/sidestepping/backflipping/parrying.
Oh yes, you can parry now. One of the shrines is literally a defensive maneuver tutorial, though you get a nice pair of swords and a shield out of it.
Bokoblins are a legitimate threat now, and Moblins are yuge, standing more than twice your height.
Rupees are harder to come by, and different merchants will buy things for different prices. Clothes shopping is difficult because of this, but I've at least gotten out of my starter clothes and into some actual pants.
Kelani is really bad at scouting.
what do you think of the durability weapons and stamina bar?
Is Fluttershy okay there
Its a creepy edit of another art
As long as that red thing isn't her tongue, I'd be okay with her!
Stamina bar has precedent thanks to Skyward Sword, though it's pretty tiny. Going to need to upgrade it a lot to be able to tame a mono-color horse, since those are better than the piebald horses.
As for durability, it seems like it's more whimsical than anything else, since you can go for days with one sword, or you can get two criticals and it breaks. I do like that you can hurl your melee weapon for double damage at the cost of its remaining durability, though. It's a nice little "fuck you" to someone when the weapon's about to break.
kelani is a pony of extremes tonight
Also, they demand you climb almost everything. Part of getting out of the starting area was climbing to the top of the temple of time's ruins.
Also, when it rains it makes surfaces slick and harder to climb.
This session Kelani only exists in two states
Sucking ass and Kicking ass
It seems to be fluctuating
>>822683>all the awful rolls are about direct combat>all the good rolls are about rusing
CUTE MARK ACTIVE
Including the player
he's a wild card!
Even this one?>>822690
What is his situation?
That's not a pone!
But in a pinch it'll do
That is true
However, it is the middle of the night in the Everfree
worse in the short term too then!
that's actually some like, greek myth tier bullshit, like the wording of the race was "the one to get furthest by sunrise" and you just keep him talking while standing in front of him the whole time, technically being further ahead
From what I heard from those legends it's really not worth to be fucking around with the gods
Like that one time a woman said "My children are as pretty as the gods!"
And the gods said "Well fuck you, and your hometown, a monster is going to go there and murder everyone until you sacrifice your pretty children to us"
true, the god of speed will probably get maali back for this, probably by making him eternally late for everything.
So nothing changes?
I didn't expect something like this
well, the game is played by humans, so of course there isn't.
That wouldn't work, he'd just be annoyed and lose his patience!
I just kept luring him in more and more with sweet deals until in the end he got none
Right after that I just walked back home to see my godmother who I miss dearly >>822699
Exactly! I felt really badass until I woke up
Why can't I be this clever in real life? Or at least in quests
Cello can learn!
But for now he'll have to do with botching an execution and having a lot of blood on his hands
It's even funnier since the person admitted their reason for doing it: to combat the sheer volume of normies playing Peacekeeper to spam her bleed attacks.>>822706
Sexual predators aren't strictly male, Andy. I thought you'd watched enough anime to know this already.>>822707>>822708
Well, part of the theme of the (admittedly lackluster) story mode is "there is no honor in war," so it's actually kind of fitting.
>>822711>implying its not a male behind that keyboard
I mean its not impossible, but..
>>822702>Gods don't reward the mortal who managed to outsmart him
At least I saved humanity… >>822710
saving humanity was the reward, duh!>>822709
You just need to play a clever character in quests! IRL you just have to react quick
Greek gods were all about those rewards that ended up biting you in the ass, though.
I know. Probably makes it awkward that he's apparently started getting sent dick-pics and everything.
Still, the big violent Conqueror (who is canonically a former convict who was badass enough to be made more than a simple conscript) being terrified of a thirsty Peacekeeper is a pretty funny image.>>822713
Do you even read greek mythology? Their gods were a bunch of pretentious dicks who would punish you if you didn't live up to their standards but would also punish you if they felt threatened by how good you were at something. They'd try to trick mortals and get pissy if they got tricked instead.
Only way to win with the greek gods was to never get noticed by them.
I mean I played Rhanna, who is supposed to be smart, but I never really managed to do it right
I think I'm just not very good of a Roleplayer >>822715
I can't remember any
Which ones are you talking about? >>822716
The left one he would take a picture of
The other two he would take on a date
… Oh wait you're talking about the fish
You played up how she was a kid too much I think>>822717
heh, its unexpected
Aphrodite promised Paris of Troy the most beautiful woman in the world if he gave her the apple that belonged to the fairest of gods.
Problem is, Helen was married, and that sparked the Trojan War.
Also known as Troy got their shit rekt
>>822718>would date the one on the far right>Cello would go after a full-grown woman with probably 8-10 years on him
My my, what an audacious young man
Shit man, my picture of the Greek gods was ruined as a kid and teenager by movies and comics
Only in the last years I discovered how mean they are >only way to win was never get noticed
The Greek times must have sucked ass
Well at least THEY had gryphons and Pegasus and minotaurs >>822719
That was a bit early in the quest yeah. I think I really annoyed Sion and I still feel bad about that
Good thing he did tried helping, so I'm thankful for him
He looks like his Down's syndrome got cured
It was just how the Greeks saw and rationalized life.
Too bad I'm 2busy to run Cello's challenge right now or I'll show you just how badly you messed up>>822724
Should've asked for the most beautiful single woman then>the apple that belonged to the fairest of the gods
What did she mean by this? >>822722
Everybody loves Milfs
But I'm sure he would be kindly turned down, and then try going for the middle one only to goof up because he was a shut in most of his life >>822727
I'm sorry fish
At least it's not a crime right?
Errr I meant Cougars, not milf
Forgot they're not the same thing
I dunno, he has a case of noodle arms TBQH FAM, if they wanted to go more real he should be buffer
It's not. Jus end fish's suffering quickly
Why so much shit nowadays have to be reworks or reboots of things from the past? I think it's so annoying
Eris, Goddess of discord and chaos, rolled a golden apple into a meeting of the gods that simply said "for the fairest". Naturally, the top three goddesses (Hera, Aphrodite, and Athena) each assumed it meant it was for them. To settle the matter without ripping the universe a new asshole (and because Zeus didn't want to get in get on anyone's shitlist), they forced Paris of Troy to choose which one it went to. Each, of course, tried to bribe him as best as they were able. Athena promised wisdom and being undefeated on the field of battle, Aphrodite promised him quality poon, and Hera offered to make him king of Europe and Asia.
Fucking Eris man
Also how do you know so much of this stuff?
Greek mythology is base level nerd stuff.
It's a race to the uncanny valley.>>822732
Congratulations you're an old man now.
Well, to be fair, I say "win" and mean "live a normal life." The Gods were great if you wanted to be a big important hero, it's just that it would always end badly for you. And even then, it usually wasn't the god who helped you who screwed you over, it was one of the other gods getting jealous or bickering with your god and seeing the squishy mortal as an easy way to jab at them.>>822724
When a show is meant to sell merchandise and there's an earlier version of that show, corporate finds it easier and cheaper to recycle the old stuff than to make something new. See the first three generations of MLP for an example.>>822735
This is literally the start of the Illiad, which along with the Odyssey is one of the only two bits of greek mythology that high school tries to make students read. That and like Dusty said, mythology is the basis for so much geek stuff that learning it pretty much comes with the territory.
One of my favorite For Honor memes. Or at least one that's gotten stuck in my head.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p83F7NU6mI
Also I kind of wish I could redo your vision quest at the Earth Shrine
At least I'm not a NERD >>822739>seeing the squishy mortal as an easy way to jab at them.
This makes them seem a bit childish for immortal beings
That actually makes a lot of sense yeah, I guess I didn't think of that
>They teach cool Greek mythology in American schools
But I thought kids weren't supposed to learn about other gods because of Catholic parents
The Greeks made their gods very human. That is, dickish and spiteful.>>822744
It was before I really came up with how the shrine visions should be like, yours was underwhelming. Maybe you should pay it another visit.
Oh absolutely, being this much in contact with the outside is totally new for Cello so his curiosity will always drive him towards more
Even if it sometimes ends up screwing him over
Yeah, Iron Pineapple is always good for entertainment.
I'm finding this guy's thing rather entertaining too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmZxKlUjOuM>>822743>makes them seem childish
Oh yeah, the Greek gods were incredibly childish and petty. Also, the gods sort of had a thing about not targeting each other directly (they had to live on Olympus together, after all, and were basically one big family), so taking your frustrations out on the mortals was a way for them to deal with their issues without facing any real repercussions.
>>822747>they had to live on Olympus together, after all, and were basically one big family
Now you're just making this sound like the first sitcom ever made
>>822748>the origin of drama had lots of elements we find in today's media
they were literally one big family, though. Zeus was the youngest and managed to not be eaten by his father because his mother tricked him into eating a rock. Then Zeus came back, killed his father, married his sister, cheated Hades into having to deal with the paperwork that is the Underworld, and then decided to bone everything with a pulse (and some without) while trying to hide such indiscretions from his sister-wife.
It never panned out.
That's exactly what it was.>>822746
Curiosity is good.
Goddammit now I feel stupid for not knowing this shit >>822750
I remember hearing that Zeus boned everything yeah
But dang I didn't think everyone but me would know of this stuff
TBF I read a lot of mythology as a kid. In school we covered The Odyssey but that's about it.
Luckily all those stories are around for free, just look for a copy you can read.
Don't forget the time he got so wasted he carried his own son to term in his leg. Dionysus had a wild time from start to finish.
>won my last three No Limit matches and got my loot box
>Got 71 SR from just one win and got into Gold
Tonight was pretty good.
Want to just do some cutscene stuff?
Sure. I was thinking about what to respond with anyway. I can do an hour.
just respond whenever
Alright , time to get back to work proper
Thanks for the session. I'm headed to bed.
So it became a series now right? Did they managed to keep the same quality of the movies in the episodes?
Pretty much. Being Trigger, they love putting effort into their animation.
I have become fateweaver, the changer of ways
Wanna bound some stars in a bit?
I wish, but I'm getting nothing but a black screen when starting up my PC now. Going to let it rest for a bit and try again in an hour or so.
I really should get to watching that some day
But I just got to chapter 3 in Witcher 2
A lot of stuff will happen that only makes sense with info you get out of Iorveth's path
Might be worth playing through if you enjoy Witcher 2
I was considering, even if I think it's kind of dumb to basically cut a chapter out of the game just so "your choices make a difference" in chapter 2.
You get all the info you need on either path
-Elves a shit
-Mages a shit
-Glory to the templars
I bet you agreed with the old Grand Master of the Flaming Rose
I have no real recollection of what that entailed.
mutating knights to become horrible sub-humans to protect humanity during the white frost but that entailed stepping on Geralt's toes
You realise who he actually is, yes? As the King of the Wild Hunt said, you knew him by another name.
OH MY GOD
I CAN'T BELIEVE ZOLTAN WAS BEHIND IT ALL
Can there truly be a sacrifice too great to stop elves from being a shit?
We all have to make sacrifices to protect the superior race.
That being Dwarves.
Wrong, it's actually Dandelion.
DUNALVIN WAS THE LEAST NECESSARY CHARACTER IN THE WHOLE GAME
I had no beef with the dwarves since they never acted like shits.
But I would and did yell at my own daughter for associating with dirty elves.
ELVES ARE A PROUD AND NOBLE RACE
Someone wants to vidya today? I'd rather no OW, my arms are killing me.>>822717
Odysseus would like a word with you.>>822724
Well yes, but the elves and dwarves often belong to the same side
So therefore to save the aryan master race you also have to save the gypsies
I also want to bang the rebel hottie
Dwarves can sit in their part of town and craft weapons for the glory of mankind, but knifeears need to be burned to save valuable firewood.
You have to give it to them, they did really well when picking the actors
Dwarves are superior to humans in every way though
>>822820>no empires>no knights>no Mad Rad>no with hunts>no elf purges>muh lower-than-end-game-random-drop-quality weapons
>>822823>Superior mountain holds>Superior dwarven equipment>Honorable>Traditional
European country names in Mandarin, Korean and Nipnong.
Fa guo literally means 'French country', it's pronounced Fa as in Far. The g sound is more like a mix between g and k, so it's not as funny
Also, one could take this and use it for an eastern themed fantasy map
On the other hand, if you say it kind of fast it sounds like Fuckwor
Where the fuck does Bilishi come from then?>>822830
The Jap names are just hilariously stupid though.>Rukusenburuku>Roshia>Furansu
My personal favorite has to be Doitsu
Doitsu sounds like a kawaii pet name, which is hilarious when you consider their history.
It's an off-the-mark transliteration, it seems. Though you can translate it literally as Belgian good time
It sounds like a synonym to pantsu
Xiongyali and Xila seem pretty out there too
How did that turn into an x I'll never know
Xila is transliterated from Hellas, Xiongyali isn't too far off if you say it right.
Also didn't they go with Bolan because Polan sounds very similar to the Mandarin word for shoddy?
Pretty much, po (more like puo) can mean broken and lan (lahn) can mean shoddy, lazy, stuff like that.
It was because Spurdo was in charge of translations that day
Ah yes, further proof of linguistic links between Finland and Asia has been uncovered.
Once again, the internet is infuriatingly slow and useless
I like dick as much as the next faggot but that just looks off.
It's pretty fucking bad
Disney literally announced that Gaston is "sexually confused and has an explicitly gay scene"
How2Hollywood>Reboot something old>Add progressivism>Complain box office sales are down
"""Writers""" are on the brink of strike, too…
In this sense, "explicitly" means "clearly" not "genitals exposed">>822860
My biggest problem is they're rebooting it at all
Every review reads something like:>It's ok but it'll just make you want to watch the original
To what end
I thought it was just a remake?>>822862
Why remake the exact same thing?
Reboot, remake, they're all interchangable now
I suppose reboot implies it's a series though doesn't it?
But that's all Hollywood makes these days, that's what I was implying when I made that comment about the writers. Fuck, I ranted about this back in January. Nothing new, no new ideas. Have I finished film, is there nothing new to be consumed in visual form?
What's the point in making him gay?>>822864
Only animated films seem to be bringing new stuff
Like Zootopia for example
He's not gay, he's sexually confused.
It could happen. It's a minor character nuance. I doubt it will be a full blown thing, especially in a family movie.
2017 literally just started though
>daredevil season 2 is all about FRANK
Because it gets people talking about the movie.
It's a childrens movie. It's not supposed to have someone being sexually confused.
Bestiality is okay though?
They don't fuck until he's human, it's okay
The intent is there!
Also I'd argue it could be a teenage movie then.
What wf says.
It's not like she's attracted to his beast dick anyway, the point is his inner goodness. Or something.
Oops caps dumb Mobile>>822874
Is all a smokescreen to disguise a remake as having something new
Pro tip it doesn't
>>822864>>822865>>822870>Hey, you know the guy who's whole motivation is that he's trying to marry Belle, and will stop at nothing to make it happen?>LET'S MAKE HIM GAY
At this point, I honestly don't know if the writers are even familiar with the stories they're trying to copy. That, or they're going to Fanfiction.net and messaging users with "hey kid, wanna write the script for our reboot?"
While I'm against it, it's actually Gaston's henchman that's confused, not Gaston himself. He's still the testament to manliness he always was.
Well, okay, that I can see. Kinda.
If I squint really hard and tilt my head. Maybe.
I guess this stupidity is just the norm now, and there's never going to be another hollywood film made that doesn't feature at least one gay character, even if it doesn't make sense.
Are we going to watch Konosuba today?
I'm gonna get my SC2 dailies real quick
Oh you're right, I said Gaston not his henchman guy, this is my fault for typo
what a success, I'll have to be awake then.>>822879
kittens are too cute
Roasted green tea is preddy gud
i'm survivng at 230 am working on ym report right now on it
They are, aren't they?
hey, what's going on
And so I wake in the morning
And I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the top of my lungs
What's going on?
what cute ponoes >>822893
should we do cyberpunk?
Oh, we were talking about how apparently in disney's remake of Beauty and the Beast, Gaston's henchman is going to be "sexually confused."
Though a typo in the original comment made it sound like it was going to be Gaston who was "sexually confused." Which, you know, would be kind of dumb considering the main conflict Beauty and the Beast.
well, that's interesting, is this more like a musical then?
How are they friends?
Maybe they are sistersAlso, not feeling like Vamp today, sorry
This bat is mine now.
[1d10]Roll #1 6 = 6
What's up Doc>>822910
'1d10'Roll #1 3 = 3
And I shall take you!
And you too!
[1d10]Roll #1 4 = 4
/ Roll #2 8 = 8
No! '1d10-2'Roll #1 1 - 2 = -1
That's the right attitude, bat!
What do you think she dreams of?
I liked that show until they got super political and did a "very special episode" about why Europe should be ashamed of itself for not doing everything in its power to usher refugees into their countries - literally saying "shameful"
Just goes to show that even on a pop science channel, rational arguments are rapidly discarded for emotional appeals
The obligations of AI design come before that point. Just design them not to care about being shut down.
I checked out the episode and it pretty much says that
>Robots don't suffer unless we program them to, so they won't care
Surprisingly well crafted
As disgusting as I find everything about Farage from his looks to the way he talks and what he stands for, this webm is brilliant
You should worship him desu, he's like the first political shitposter
A decade ago he said the president of the EU had the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a bank cleric. And he even called him a literally who!
Straight outta 4chan
Exactly my feelings.
I don't even know what show it is, and don't even care, I just shitpost the webms I find on /wsg/
To be fair, flinging shit at each other is just how British do politics.
Have this instead>>822944
Nah, talented british politicans do witty banter and not shitflinging
There's a difference?
Yes, there is actually!
Is this the most BM emote in the game?
This is how you get AI uprisings in Stellaris.
Maybe, I'd have to carefully look over all of them
Still just a W? how are things going over there?>>822951
Good night Sion
Breath of the Wild is going to take me such a long time to finish. Mostly because now I'm sidetracked with mining precious gems so I can sell them for enough rupees to buy a house.
I can already tell how Yahtzee's review of this game will go.
you can buy a house?
What are you gonna name her?
Yes. In Kateno village there's a house that's set to be demolished because no one's lived in it for, like, 50 years. But it's still so sturdily constructed they have made literally no headway in tearing it down.
So they let you have it for 3000 rupees and 30 bundles of wood.>>822963
House, not horse.
It looks really cool
that's pretty cool
Probably something like
>This review is 4 weeks late because it is impossible to get a Switch in Australia
Sounds accurate to Yahtzee
It is very pretty.>>822968
Would you name a house?>>822967>>822969
But he's got a WiiU.
Did I fucking stutter? What are you gonna name your house, Fidget?>>822965
I envy you, it's been pretty hot here lately
Good thing I live underground but when I have to leave it's painful
Are you starting to feel that urge for quests again?
I'm going to say "They just remade the same game again except this time they added pointless crafting mechanics, the inoperable cancer of modern games"
In fact our flat has a name back in Hungary
It is called Kan-apartmant
>>822973>not "It's Legend of Skyrim Sword">>822971
I'm probably just going to call it "home base."
A little, bit the death around here isn't helping
It will pass once people are less busy
There is also a lot of vidya gaming recently>>822980
Now it is 10/10
All things must come to an end
Are you physically retarded in the literal sense of the word
People have been both sick, tired, busy and playing vidya.
Still, quest ran yesterday and will run tomorrow.
We also had a motherfucking 8 hour long movie stream yesterday
Why the fuck won't you run Timbuktu if it's too ded for you?
I was hoping to Konosuba today by the way, but Gaius was otherwise occupied.
In the past it would've probably been 8 hours of questing instead of movies though
Current top 4 quests on /q/>/mlp/ guys>Private (Kelani)>Private (Hawknia)>Horizons (1 month ago)>>822984
It makes it harder to let go
When do you think you'll stram it? It's okay if you can't, I don't mind watching it on my own
Also Cyberpunk on R20
And OTR on /s10/
No one likes one shots, and key people have been busy/ill: including the people who run the quests.
Also, you aren't counting the two quests that run /s10/ there.
Its not like we have some kind of quest quota, gotta say I don't appreciate that idea.
Oh right, BDN runs quite a bit of pokes too
Sometime this week.
We want the T though
Well it happens when you run the same system for 4 years!
Hopefully Sion will start that Vampire quest soon. Shame I was sick this week or it'd be running already.
Also you forgot all roll20 quests!
That's like 3 more excluding T!
I'll hold out then>>822992
Well, if the others are right, the death will go out of this place in time
I guess its relaxing to doomsday post, here you go. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK4FTvaW_6Q
Well they are kinda pointless.
If you only had one-shots, would you use them, or just let them slip?
I'd just feel mom's spaghetti coming up.
Feel free to try it, I have just given up on trying to run any one shot, it just.. spills over to multiple sessions and the same hassle they are meant to avoid and people wanting to level up or use it as a normal quest.
nice space ballad
"Still far from playable" is what the dev says
Pity too, it looks REALLY fun
They got it running in game within a week. I give it 2 months.
I like progression and character development too yeah
But oneshots can be more laid back and simple fun >>823001
I'd love to try again if I manage to get people interested
Picking the system might problem though. If I go S10 it might drive people away and if we go something like FC it might be too much work for people to do on a sheet that will be just used for 5-10 sessions at most
I think if it was 2 months away the devs would have a timetable out. They say gamebreaking glitches, bugs, and crashes still rampant.
And like Fidget said, there are some puzzles which involve tilting the screen so I dunno how well those will translate
This is all coming from a position of "I really want to believe because it looks great", I'm not fox and graping or anything - I don't plan to pick up a switch after all
It looks like they are REALLY hard at work on it and there's a lot of incentive on them to get this going. Dunno, from what I saw of previous projects 2 months at this pace seems like a great timetable. Just 2 days ago it wouldn't boot. There are many reasons they won't release a time table, first of all not to generate any hype they can't stand behind.
We're both coders so I hope you realize "it compiles" is only the start of the battle for a working program
I worked on big projects before.
Getting THAT far into the project is far different from a simple "it compiles". You might even call that stage feature complete.
Bethesda would call that "ready to ship."
Rendering and having input is huge in emulation.
Bubblegum teacher horse is cute, yes.
Well, ready or not, here it comes.
What a pretty zeeb
I had a question regarding your Pokemon setting. It seems there are lots of people on the road, but is it only a few that go out of their way to go to the Gyms and Shrines? Some of them require commitment to get to, but wouldn't more people be doing them?
Also, reading about your physical region gives me a strong Game of Thrones feel. Every country in the area seems poised and ready to duke it out it seems.
Most trainers aren't commited to go very far from home or to travel too long. Many are casuals like in-game NPCs
And nah, everyone's one big happy family.>>823025
I never noticed
That makes sense. I'm looking forward to more adventures there.
I'm headed home in a few minutes, up for OW? Some QP or No Limit fun.
I'm playing Earth Defense Force 4.1 if anyone's interested.
I am doing some QP just now, feel free to join in
thanks for the link
that was a nice round of games knight
>Want to stay up and talk about H with Sion
>Need to be awake in 7.5ish hours
First day of being a working member of German society.
What's up? Got like 30 mins
I need to think up more of the water city for Knight to relax in after his tough fight >>823030
I'll need to think of an excuse to let you sail on your own, if you're interested.
I was thinking about maybe today(?) in like 12 hours(?) getting the band back together. Just whoever is around for Horizons. Whether Nopo or Groves can show up, if they can't that's fine.
Meet the contact that HP arranged and enter the dungeon, get back into some classic exploring, jump into the action instead of meandering around with plot decisions that bog the pace.
That should work, unless something comes up. If something comes up I'll let you know on steam.
The ferry to 'next destination' is out of order, so I have some time then.
PS, Genji is fun
And maybe Marina can settle this whole wedding thing before the baseball game.
The gang's back together. Get out of our way.
If you can wait, I'll bring a bunch of jennies. They make good bridesmaids.
Well, as long as they don't make asses of themselves…
Genji is a meme
Well I have to force myself to sleep if I'm going to run
Slp '1d10'Roll #1 6 = 6
I'll probably konk out myself after another hour or so of BotW. Gotta make that money for a house, after all.
I really wonder what Nintendo is going for with the Switch. It seems like a really poor machine compared to the bone and the piss, so I doubt it's gonna get much 3rd party games. It's it gonna be just another wiiu or ps vita?
Seems likely. But if they had the money to develop it they still have a plan at least. However, between poke go and Mario run, it seems clear they feel the need for additional revenue. The bigger question there is how long will it take for Nintendo to wake up to the realities of the mobile market and build their games accordingly.
I've played almost as much hatfall on my phone as I played Witcher last week
Nintendo doesn't need to wake into everything, they just need to stop their gimmicky bullshit or release an exclusive every month to be worth it
>Weird ass fucking dreams
>Tired as hell once I wake up
>coworker has zelda with him on his Switch
Shit. I might buy one now. That thing is way more portable than I thought.
But you can only recharge it on the dock
And 0gamesand I want one
Or one that has technical issues because consoles on release tend to be somewhat glitchy.
I've heard otherwise.
Not buying hardware right after launch is a generally a wise move.
If I was wise I would have jumped under a car by the time I didn't get into a college right after high school.
There's plenty of reason to sail on your own, but I need to think of what you actually need. I have to consider how well an inflatable raft being pulled by a Pokemon is going to work.
Can you not charge it with a standard USB-c?
>found a pair to the sock I thought I lost
Today is starting out fine already
No, unless you buy a charge pack, and even then I'm not sure if it plugs into the portable version.
Googling it quick tells me you can actually charge it with USB
Oh, that maybe an USB connected to their switch charger packs then
DM can ask his co-worker I guess
>YT shows up with a scene from the Incredibles
God, this movie was so fucking dark for being PG
Fucking loved it as a kid
I hope it's going to be good
I wonder if they'll be able to keep the tone similar
>go to gym
>It's full of exercising people
Tell them the leather club's two blocks down
Went to a Human resources place I had to arrive at 6am to get one of the 50 tickets for the selection process
But apparently a bunch of people arrived way earlier than me and some even camped in the line to get the slot
Welp. Exchange is dead.
Couldn't get it
That's a damn shame.
We'll see. Maybe I can snag a winter or summer programme.
At least there's he Finmeet right? I hope you'll be able to join us there.
>trying best not to be upset intensifies
This was my last for a semester-long exchange
Next to try every summer/winter thing I guess
Soon you will actually be marketable on the job market and will be able to pick whatever country you like.
But it won't be fun student life anymore
Looks like a keeper, don't she?>>823100
I'd still love to make it to Asia on a trip sometime before I graduate. Maybe we could meet up for it.
I'd love to host you, m8
>>823105>fun student life>fun
Interacting with cool people on a daily basis and learning cool shit and working hard on crazy projects.
Singapore would definitely be nice, but I'd want to combine it with something else.
I could go around with you even, if you come during my school break
May-July, and December
>staring the switch in the eye at the market
Well, December wouldn't work, but the last week of June through all of July would since I'm on break then as well. Might be a bit soon though, dunno. I've been saving up for something like this so I don't think getting there would be an issue at least.
Now, if you could drag more of the sub with you
Better than buying dolls or autismbricks.
Though I guess December could work with some minor class skipping and flying into Helsinki for the Finmeet from Asia like some insane cross-continental holiday.
Agreed with BDN
You can meet up with people with Same interests and make great friends and study together, it's the best
Is it? Is it really?
Oh yeah and I bought the blue and red version.
Define side project >>823126
Well I want to visit the region one day
I was briefly tempted to get one but it's a slight relief they're sold out here
Developing a pc game outside work
Is there any place where they aren't?
Nintendo thrives on artificial scarcity
Think it over for a month or so. How I do it is think it over one day for each €10 what I want to purchase costs.
Brasil. Eastern Europe.
Local stores are still stocked full.>>823132
How does that not drive you insane
Because I'm poor enough that it actually helps.
Someone made a list of the overhauled ethics, their modifiers and what kind of abilities they grant as seen in the dev streams of the latest build.
What does the caste system do
I don't really remember the specifics, but from what I recall it's like a Lite version of slavery where Pops who work in mines or on farms are slaves and Pops who work in power plants/science labs/etc are free. Don't take my word on this though, I might be completely wrong about it.
How does that affect Happiness?
Also, can you have a caste sytem with a hivemind?
>>823149>you can neuter pops
This reminds me of that one Stargate movie or series of episode or whatever it was where instead of invading Earth aliens became our 'friends' and helped us advance but were low-key making everyone on the planet infertile to take over it
It's the quickest option I can think of, and you can do a surprising amount with it
what's your idea anyway?
>a certain percentage of your minerals will go to the population
I can I become Literal Stalin in midgame and turn that off?
Mineral managment has been awful for me in every game
Egalitarians seem to get a reduction on that.
Also I know you can adjust living standards for your Pops. Pretty sure there'll be other ways too, like through Civics or Ascension Perks.
I wonder if I can make a Soviet Union species…
True enough, guess I just have bad expectations about it. >>823153
I have several depending on the size of crew I could gather.
What's your favorite idea then?
Ultimately I'd want to create a solid core of a game that would let me work on building content. A 3d platformer style approach would allow the largest freedom in those terms, but to keep it interesting it'd need proper combat, be it shooting or melee.
So dark souls with jumping.
Or ratchet and clank but good.
Why not DMC. So much more fun than DaS!
Well duh. Fanatic Authoritarianism + Militarism, dictatorship, poor living standards, population control and migration control. Get Civics like Police state and Citizen service, also building up your Traditions on the Domination and Supremacy trees…
Personally going to keep playing my militaristic plants for our first Utopia game, maybe base them a bit more on the Floran from Starbound.
I'm not gonna pretend I understand what you're imagining here.
Beyond my abilities as a designer
I shall try this the next time
I'll probably fail horribly at it though>>823165
You're also not Shakespearian enough
You are confused.
DmC is Shakesperian.
DMC is not.>>823165
Thing is, DaS relies on weapons.
Oh yeah, how ever could I have made that mistake
If only developers stopped fucking naming their fucking games as games that already exist
FIRST PERSON SHOOTER
SET IN WW2
The core of souls combat lies in stamina management, dodge/block/parry and largely uncancellable attacks where you are committed to an attack once you decide to go for it.
DMC combat on the other hand is far more fast paced, freeform and combo heavy, where all the components need to flow together much more smoothly to feel good. >>823164
A more direct 3d conversation of metroidvania conventions, balancing platforming with exploration and combat.
Constraints breed creativity but I doubt I could find enough new ground there to warrant making it.
The problem is that all those things you listed alone don't make Souls games enjoyable. They also need the variety offered by many different weapons, each with its own moveset.
This could be pretty fun.
WITH TIME TRAVELING MERCENARIES ARMED WITH MINI NUKE LAUNCHERS
Well, I'm not THAT poor and I have room for a handheld in my life, it's nice to have the temptation off the table though
I can revisit the idea maybe in a month or so when they have them in stock
That is true, but a core must exist before it is built upon. And the core of souls combat is more within reach than the core of DMC combat.
Though if I were to shoot for the moon here, I'd say I want to marry the combats of Souls and God Hand.
Those seem diametrically opposed
YOU ARE NOT ALEXANDER!What Gaius said. Explain further.
Of course most of the points on combat style can be skipped by having more metroid than vania and making it a shooter. Doing this then opens up the entirely different question of how to make third person shooting interesting.
Take the combo building system from God Hand and let players build their own movesets for weapons instead of having a different weapon for every variant.
This was already experimented with to a degree with dark souls 2 hackers.
>>823179> how to make third person shooting interesting.
There's a few jap games like that.
What did vanquish add beyond a reskinned sprint and bullet time
Great enemy design.
No argument there but enemy/boss design is an entirely different beast from core combat
>>823187>tfw eating pancake leftovers from yesterday with hot chocolate sauce
lmao step it up you fucking nerd
>>823191>>823187>eating a doner kebab
Typical british food
Should I text him?
ask him if he's doing lunch or something so we know if he's coming back in an hour or ?
He doesn't usually eat at this hour
Okay I'm here.
stop posting pictures of 6katety's sister
Hmm yeah, stroke that wolf good
*teleports behind u*
Mellow greetings citizen
What may I ask is your boggle?
Gimme dat awoo webm.
I still need to cook
>Want to check on Sion via steam
>Scroll to bottom of list
>Tela: Last online over 1 year ago
>>823214>Have to choose whether to kill Letho or not
Got roped into errands, will be unavailable for another hour or so.
>local Barnes and Noble shuttered, being replaced with a home goods store
Let me put some wurst on the stove and then we'll get started
Fair enough, in some ways, "concluded" is more appropriate
Emperor would have shanked him, his bros and your (real) waifu if he didn't do it, I let him go
We had something planned for today?
We're getting old.
If the others are here, I'll join.
Well I completed it.
>HP monitoring the situation
Btw is there going to be a stram for Samurai Jack this weekend?
Slow internet pls go
>Nintendo is going to implement a pay-to-play Online Multiplayer service in late 2017
I wish I knew how to make that one emoticon
Also I was wrong, you can totally charge your Switch on the move, you just can't charge the coloured controller parts without a charging kit.
Which one? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>Voice acting>In MY Zelda game
IT'S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINKAlso Link gets a magic not-an-ipad? Seriously?>>823239
The one that's vaguely smug
I wonder if I should start Witcher 3 already
Nintendo really loves their tablets.
Well it WAS meant to be a wiiu game
old, already posted here days ago
Told you that they'd put up a timetable if they thought it would be done in 2 months!
So did H fall through or is it still possible?
I don't think Selena remembers Chip.
I don't think Selena ever met him. Or it must have been extremely briefly
He was present for literally all of pirates 2!
Well, Selena doesn't remember him!
Not biological of course, notice Grey Belle and Red are both listed as LH "children"
Also Rhanna """adopted""" by Selena
Also, why did that cunt Abilio never say he's her godfather.
Every fucking man in Selena's life keeps horrible secrets from her. And then you're surprised she ends up a man-hating cunt, drinking sherry in Emmy's cabana
Seems like you can chose your family in Pirates. Can I also unadopt Aria?
Remember, Abilio was not a very good family pony, and also a pirate wizard. Would you
bring an impressionable child along with you on a ship full of pirates, given the choice?
It was implied
And also the reason that Selena had such a comparatively cushy ride>Funding for her lab>Big room to herself even though she had done nothing at all to deserve it>Not required to go on any missions>Basically carte blanche to experiment with no limitations>No objection to her holding a cow lab assistant
Also I think I might have outright said it once that he was, but
>Archive is broken
WAIT WAIT WAIT
YOU'RE NOT IMPLYING SHE DIDN'T GET THAT BECAUSE SHE'S SUCH A BIG CREDIT TO THE TEAM RIGHT?
Light Heart had to get her cabin through treachery and bloodshed.
Selena was handed hers.
Poor Selena having her illusions broken
>latest save was before I faced Letho
>and there's no save point afterwards
…So it could not possibly know what I decided?
H-hey, that was never official!
NOW SHE'S JUST AS BAD AS EMMY
Worse, I think. Emmy actually put in the work to earn things.
S-she did bad work.
And she insulted Abilio!
Selena was a good pony!
Chip kept hitting on Selena!
but she literally dindu nuffin.
That's the problem.
Maybe she pushed it out of her mind then.I did clearly>>823276
I CAN'T HEAR YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxIO_6DjPMw>Selena isn't a real privateer>not even a real alchemist>Abilio probably even faked her success as a small business owner
Totally makes perfect sense to repurpose a sex robot into a weapon
I thought there was a post-credits "cleared" save
Wasn't Emmy going to cover them from outside, I just now realize? Oh well.
She's already a combat module.
Oh balls, I'd have to start the game all over again.
>Groves logged off Steam without warning
Sion go to his house!
You need me on Steam?
No, but you hadn't posted in 26 minutes!>>823290
Well, he's active again. Call off the hounds!
I had nothing to say.
I'm gonna pimp Lily
You know you'll not get her back, right? And that that would defeat the purpose of rescuing Light Heart's bastard?
Think we might be overdoing it?
I dunno, tomoko enjoys it.
Dogmeat and his red rocket might have been a bit too much
Lilly "No Fun Allowed" Heart
Guilt trip her harder!
Why do this
It's only been like, two days since we got to manehattan, right?
Only one night, right? It's so fuzzy now
I was having trouble remembering, yeah.
I'm not quite sure if I'm gonna marry the blonde poledancer or succy
I think I could watch this at work
Yeah, I'm afraid I'd have to get the cheese grater out if you tried to touch Succ
Joke's on you, I'm not that allergic to cheese!
Poor Fidget, having to sit through a recap episode.
I guess it couldn't be helped though
The grater is not for cheese
It's fine. I needed a refresher too.At least Catty seems to be doing well for herself, as far as breeding slaves go.
Following the other storyline too I see
Not really, I just saw them mention Cation and followed it back a bit. Morbid curiosity and all that.
No it's not where I work at>>823317
Oh I see, you want me to draw Succy with giant tits
Succ is for giant mushrooms
I'm having flashbacks to Campfire's edits.
Those were the days
A nice rest makes even the grumpiest pony smile
Giant insertion and big tits, got it
Gotta bed soon Wf, you can continue without me if you like.
I'm a man with responsibilities during the week now.
No, let's stop here, this was good. You're in. That's something.
Brainstorm about what to summon while you slp
She's not some dog you can just summon!
how much of Horizons did I miss?
It'd be quite a bet, remember pulling something out bigger than the hat needs a 10
And you don't want to give away your game to the universe>>823337
They went inside but you can continue Rhannaventure now
I'll just take a sec to skim over the other's adventure because this seem interesting
Thanks for the game
Perhaps another day it will continue
Though at this present rate, that'll be in April
There is a range (same reason you can't just pull out your cloak of disguise)
Roll #1 3 = 3
Oh so it's that Klava dog
post a picture of her to make sure I'm remembering right>>823342>>823343
I don't have one anymore on this computer, sadly.
Imagine a diamond dog that, when she walks on her hind legs, is twice as tall as the average diamond dog. An enormous hulking huge dog.
Weird, my whole bottom line turned into italics
Sad ponoes can be hard to read
minecraft guy with fakest tan
Lemme see what dumb crap I can post to counter that
Or thishttps://youtu.be/1EKTw50Uf8M?t=21I had to google 'music video with tan vegeta' to find it
Alright, let's pause here, since it's down to just Maali
'1d10+2' devour shit postsRoll #1 3 + 2 = 5
YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY STRONGEST SHITPOSTS
Shall we test the limits of a small electric stove and in-room cooking?
Are those dollies traps?
Literally since they are rigged with explosives?
I WILL DEVOUR THIS AS WELL
MY HUNGER IS STRONG
'1d10+5'Roll #1 4 + 5 = 9
yes, cook me something
Aw man, I was just starting to get into it
Well thanks for squeezing some posts in for me at least. Sorry I couldn't be here earlier
When are you gonna run again?>>823364>>823366
Oh you evil bastard, you just wanted to feed off out shitposts
Harley Quinn's granddaughters
in spinach and mozzarella melt
with parmiggiano on top.
One electric stove.
Don't you live in Kansas? Just go outside and rip up some wheat from the field.>>823374
Just don't forget to open a window
I advise against devouring this one
It is corrupted and therefore very dangerous
You must pass this roll to get it
'1d10+4'Roll #1 8 + 4 = 12
The wheat has already been ripped up by the wind. I must sustain on memes instead.>>823376
what is this "spinach"? it sounds toxic…
Planning to burn down the dorm I see>>823375
Unf unf unf?
Nope, no more shitposts
Only cute things for you>>823378
'1d10+5' eat fishy memeRoll #1 2 + 5 = 7
It was too stealthily camouflaged, but that was in fact a shitpost meme about Kansas wheat stereotype
But I doubt Kansas was all about corn
'1d10' devour this meta post instead >>823387
this meme is too meme to eatRoll #1 3 = 3
We already have a guy nicknamed "spark" because he lit on fire his room.
I won't ever top that.
Kansas is all about stuff which doesn't exist any more?
Why am I not surprised.
Non-Threatened now baby
One of the few real success stories in bringing a species back from the brink
You can certainly try!>>823395
Why would you be?
Now if only you could do the same with natives
Because there are better villain girls in beyond
Very appropriate reaction. But gz on your research. What's it about?
Like what, the fucking blob of ink?>>823400
but it's a PR victory!
Native populations are pretty good most have integrated so you wouldn't even know one if you saw them on the street
Are you saying you can't spot a cherokee princess just like that?
You can tell by the way they hold the bottle ayooooooooo
Inque was top milf
There was also Curare
And the yandere killbot Synthia
And Talia though that's cheating a bit
And several other female Jokerz
This is the only coin meme I have
Season 2, Ep13
Terry's Friend Dates A Robot>Rich nerd buys a sexbot>Programs it to be yandere as shit>Shows it off in school>[BODYCOUNT INTENSIFIES]
Selectively sedimenting linear DNA over small circular DNA using group II metal cations.
Well, you did run a quest. Exercising the ol' brainmeat can have consequences if you don't do it often.
Honestly it's a low tier episode at best.
You want good shit go watch Splicers
It was fun telling Sion about how his adventure would've been different if he made other choices, remind me later on after you finish this arc and I'll tell you how things would've gone if went the other way on things
Yeah but that episode I actually remember
It is highly memorable, between the cool premise of future fashion trends getting out of hand, and the villain getting killed more dead than most.
Dates A Robot is nearly Eggbaby tier, without the ironic shitness of the latter.
Has he so-far avoided the Sierra-tier instant game over scenarios?>>823417
Don't forget the episode about the guy who was buried alive with a shitload of nuclear waste because corporate backstabbing.
Or the one about the guy who fell into the center of the earth.
Hmm, well, the closest thing to that was the warning that he received in Reptil to ignore everything else in the New World and go straight to the volcano. That's where Aira was and he rescued her. If he didn't follow the mysterious future message, he wouldn't have been able to save her and the "resurrect Aira" arc would start instead
Earthmovier is high tier as fuck, and sneak peek is very cool in premise.
Another one I really like but gets mentioned far less often is Untouchable.
This yandere robot is actually yandere as fuck though, holy shit.I like it
My favourite ep has to be the one with Freeze
Having that as your favorite one is practically cheating.
It's like saying Heart of Ice is the best BTAS episode - so clearly right it kills discussion.
That's the one with the forcefield belts, right? Probably because of NotTerry and NotDana hooking up at the end.
Oh, I thought my opinions were always shit and the opposite of what you think!
So by that logic the Freeze episode of Beyond is you least favourite!
Yeah that's the one.>>823427
Discounting the Low Tier eps (Eggbaby, Dates a Robot, Curse of the Kobra, Unmasked, Speak no Evil, Betrayal, Big Time, Countdown, Sentries of the Last Cosmos…) I'd say my least favorite one would be Hidden Agenda
or Last Resort
Speaking of TaS
I also really like the episode where Barbara dies
Over the Edge is a really good episode, doubly so since I don't really like that season.
>>823431>he didn't like Jedi of the Final Universe
C'mon DM, it was great. Terrible and ham-fisted, but great.
It kinda goes in the same ironically shit bucket as Eggbaby, if for different reasons.
Of the low tier eps, it's probably the best. It, or Betrayal.>>823435
When it gets requested
Gordon finding out and the funeral scene broke my heart when I watched it on TV as a kid
The Killing Joke movie was pretty bad I think, but I find myself rewatching the Gotham Storage Unit scene time and time again
My favorite one of those is the>Social Justice Mechanized Infantry
you're too late, I saw that this morning
That's not from the girl who tinkers with stuff, is it
You know that guy who interrupts fights and disregards what's going on so he can fuck with the guy he's got a grudge against to build a rival ship with him but by the time they fight the other guy's so worn down he loses?
Why do I get the feeling you're talking about a specific person
Y'all're in the wrong window, m8.
Streaming EDF if anyone's interested.>>823466
It wasn't an earnest request but it still really bothers me.
Just wait until Nasse gets up
About the job? I have another shot at it on wednesday but the only way I can get it is by camping in front of the place for about 9 hours before it opens
Problem is that it's dangerous to lie down on the streets during the whole night, so I will pass that job and looking for something else (which is a shame, it was a pretty sweet deal)
Alright, good luck.
What was it though?
Nothing more American than that
Not even McDonalds cashier?
Isn't being a farmer more American?
It's all perspective
I want to cry, but the tears won't come out
Ah goddamit BDN, when you put it like that I feel bad for joking about it
I'm really sorry you lost your spot (for the second time too, isn't it?) But you can't let yourself down. When do you get another shot to do it again?
Never. This was my last.
Alternative programmes aside, there are some insane things I could do. Like take a gap semester and delay my studies so I get another shot in another year.
>>823481>Your last chance
fucking goddamit bullshit
I say you should go for it if it gets you another chance next year, even if you delay your studies at least you CAN catch up with that later, right?
They did a much better job on Amanda than they did on four eyes
>M&M unlocks in ~9 hours
Yeah, it just means pushing a semester back.
I'm thinking harder about this.
I went to see logan, my tears work properly. >>823487
Do what's best for your education, even if its not the most fun.
I'm glad someone
is at least enjoying all these superhero movies. I'm about sick of it.
When something is on the decline one must double their efforts to milk it for every last penny from both investor and consumer
>>823486>What a weird ramdom thing to post>read filename
Now it makes sense
How's the evening coming along for you?>>823487
Well don't let me dictate what you should do, of course. I just want you to be happy because you'e a precious kind soul and you deserve it
I think you misread that post fam>>823491
I suppose so, but I'm not even sure it's on decline desu. If it was maybe I wouldn't be so exhausted.
Okay, I think I get it now. You shouldn't worry about what other people are entertained by, you'll just stress yourself out, and over nonsense which isn't hurting anything. >>823492
pretty good actually
Well, I mean, I followed the series since I was.. how old are you again, 12? yea, your age.
>>823492That means a lot to me
Don't let the same thing happen to you, okay? >>823488
Sound advice, purple horse
But my heart hurts too much to ignore
I cried four times this last week watching Lord of the Rings.
But really, its actually nice to let it out you know, properly cry, its pretty healthy.
Ana getting hit with some pretty massive nerfs, I would say she definitely doesn't fit the sniper niche anymore. Which you can argue is fair or isn't one way or the other but she's definitely not going to be a viable answer for Pharah anymore. Even bigger is the hit to her biotic grenade though, this pretty much cuts her effectiveness in half and makes it very hard to run her as a solo healer since she'll be vulnerable to chip damage.
I don't think it goes far enough at all. He needed more, much more.
Doesn't really change anything at all, her ammo was way too high and this doesn't really even scratch the surface.
Insane in the membrane, this is really really good, reduces her downtime a lot
This is a pretty massive buff too, definitely renews my interest but I can't see him being viable in the hog-bastion meta
This could potentially be an ENORMOUS buff. We'll have to see how it plays out but comboed well this gives him a whole new niche.>>823494
I think you're still missing it, I think it's good that you can enjoy the movies because I can't. I haven't seen a superhero movie since the first Avengers one.
There was no secret layer of sarcasm or irony.
I think the last time I cried at a movie was in the beginning of Up
And if you think that's embarrassing, I was on a date at the time.
Oh go fetch coconuts you old hag
And yeah, crying is pretty great, it's like vomiting, after you let it all out you immediately start feeling much better
I could use some crying right now>>823498
Geesh, really? I haven't watched those since I was like, 14>>823497
Don't worry, from where I am things can only look up, hopefully
Make decisions you won't regret. >>823500
huh, well thanks?
I actually prefer proper fantasy, or even retold myths, that's probably my favorite genre of movie, because its quite nice to totally let go and ignore flaws because >fantasy world.
Do you actually want to cry?
Huh, you seen crater face yet? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnA4u9CaK7A
Don't read spoiler until after you watch okay.It actually helped me finally feel something when I was really emotionally numb
That one didn't hit me until I watched it a second time later.
Well I don't blame you, it was a pretty great movie
I remember the last time I cried over something that moved me was playing a game
It's a bit embarassing to admit that now>>823504
Yeah I just got 'em for Christmas. I really love Lord of the Rings, it's just a great work overall. I don't really like Arwen in the movies, every time she comes up we've gotta go back to Rivendell so we can hear her talk to Aragorn and shit but I think it's pretty pointless. Like, her whole existence is sort of meant to be a goal for Aragorn to work for as part of his character arc, but her presence in the movie doesn't really help that, and I think a greater focus on the plot as a whole and Aragorn trying to be the king he's supposed to be throughout instead of being unsure of himself would have been a better choice.
I do like that they got out of the Shire at a fairly quick pace, since that part really drags in the beginning. I don't mind the lack of Tom Bombadil at all.
I'd regret not fighting for it with every inch of my being. >>823504
It might be good to help let it be out.
The movies are not on decline at all. In terms of customers.
I'll see if I have anything else suitably sad
So that's where that reaction face is from
I feel guilty living in a place and school where they beg students to go to an exchange because no one wants to.
Well I did as told. Sorry it took a while I had to wait for the video to load
It was pretty great, but I couldn't cry, I'm sorry Andy>>823507
I actually don't have a clue of who Arwen is. I don't remember half the stuff that happens in the movies either
Well, anyone who does will know what I'm talking about and will be able to reply with their own opinion should they wish.
And no, it's not just because she's a woman.
Don't worry I'm not assuming that
Don't worry about it.
I'm sure I saved something worthwhile.
Are you familiar with that candle girl story? can't say I'm a fan of it, thou its a classic story at this point
>last time I cried properly at a piece of entertainment was MGS4
That one was truly sweet and heartwarming
and yeah, the candle girl is a classic I seen a few times before>>823520
And people still think Video games aren't art
It can get pretty claustrophobic here, when you're in a small place.
Sounds like a challenge
Well. I looked at all my caps, nothing else really sad there.
I would post pictures but it's kind of hard to capture the idea
But in Texas there's a big emphasis on roads and cars, only rarely do people walk on the streets out here, only cross at crosswalks
Oh, that actually doesn't sound all that nice
I love walking around
The risk of getting mugged there is pretty low, right?
thanks, I'm fine thou.
Just a shame the only other things that touch me are long animations or actual movies. stories just tend to be too sudden
Im still waiting for a moment to have selena talk about stockholm syndrome.
You've been doing a lot of talking already!
Not enough! And somepon has to do talking. And Selena is the only one with the experience and wisdom to do it!
Well I gave it a listen, cool song. sad songs actually make me suppress tears, even if I do feel sad, I don't usually cry from them a few exceptions for songs from moments I'm familiar with thou
Additionally, I didn't realize you liked comedy musicians. I suppose I should have since you do link funny songs.
Joco is kind of weird, I'm not sure if I would exactly call him a comedy musician
Every song I can name from him is kind of bittersweet or sad, or the comedy comes from how horrible it is
Bittersweet>Portal 2 end song (Want You Gone)>Blue Sunny Day>Space Doggity>Red Shirt>Shop Vac>Big Bad World One>You Ruined Everything>Not About You>I'm Your Moon>Code Monkey>Future Soon
It's such a nightmare it's funny!>Chiron Beta Prime>Portal 1 end theme>Creepy Doll>Re Your Brains>Skullcrusher Mountain>I Feel Fantastic
Genuine comedy>Ikea>First of May>Dance, Soterios Johnson, Dance
Aren't code monkey and want you gone considered funny more than sad?
I guess it just depends, if you find horrible events humorous or not
I guess it's a mix, it's hard to put them in one category or another
Goodbye my only friend
Oh, did you think I meant you?
That would be funny
if it weren't so sad
Well you have been replaced
I don't need anyone now
When I delete you maybe
I'll stop feeling so bad
Select your Character>>823544
Did you buy that just to play Zelda?
Still not sure if I should
I always pay attention to my food and drink to see if there's nothing on it
But the one time I let my guard down and everything is dark as fuck this happens
Have I mentioned that I hate ants as much as i'm scared of squids?
Why are you scared of squids
They have big boobs and loving tentacles
Ants can go fuck themselves, I sprayed my whole room to get rid of them>>823545
No, I'm hoping it'll get new releases soon.>>823546
M18 you bought a PS4 to play Bloodborne, I think you can afford a Switch
Kind of same. Sad songs express my emotions for me so that I don't have to. >>823545
Squids can stay far away from me thank you
Same goes for jellyfish
I just don't like anything that has tentacles
>They have big boobs and loving tentacles
Just look at monmusu!
I DREAMT I WAS A BUTTERFLY
If I open this picture
and I see something i don't like
You're dead to me>>823553
I remember reading the manga when it came out…
I don't remember any squids thou
A romhack. Guess the Evil Team's gimmick.
okay that's… uuuh, something else
Also how the hell would you kiss that, it has no lips whatsoever
Oh fucking hell
Is there a /vp/ thread?
Never specifies what kind of kissesMeans kisses on the forehead would work
Weekend is still a long way away mon ami
Unless Blizzard only does patches on Wednesdays
Actually, they do their Live patches on Tuesdays. Usually.
Then, Orisa was released on Thursday, but that's PTR so it doesn't follow the same rules.
Bastion Nerfs are already live right now
Look up for my thoughts on new round of buffs/nerfs
Orisa can't go to live, she's too buggy, huge known bug list
I can afford a lot of things but that doesn't make them start purchases
Was a PS4 just for one game a smart purchase?
What does that mean
that's the player name
Psychics can communicate with Pokemon directly, but Pokemon do not think or communicate in human ways. Read a Pokemon's mind and you're going to get emotions, needs and instinctual urges, but no words.
Wait a while for it to tank and drop in price. Or maybe Nintendo will get their shit together and fix it in the coming months.
Ouch, that is a painful video
Well, maybe someday Nintendo will get their shit together
CK2: M&M today
Damn if Breath of the Wild doesn't look SO GOOD though
Ree, why can't Nintendo just stop pretending their hardware isn't awful?
It does look very nice. Personally I've never had technical issues with their handhelds, but it does seem to be pretty bad this time around.
They've come out to say it's not meant to be a handheld
Funny I really only want it as a handheld
Like, I'm not gonna use it on my TV, but it'd be nice to have something to game while I go or in my room
Well it's a hybrid console. But since it's Nintendo it'll always be more of a handheld in my mind. The Gameboy/DS was one hell of a drug.
Yeah, I figure that in most cases, you'll still have a lot of interpretation to do.
Still, I want to keep trying to teach them to read, to leave them something when we inevitably part ways.
Now, that is a sad thought.
>Forgot to eat lunch
Same. It'd be something to play on the train instead of browsing 4chan
All I'm hoping for is for nintendo to drop the WiiU.
I know I'll have to go back to school, and my 'Mons deserve, and have worked, for a lot more than to just end there. I can only hope their time with me prepares them for the future. Still, we have lots to do and I still have some ideas I want to try out. I have a goal for them and Squire at the end.
>animals turn into rare steaks when you kill them
Damage decreased from 80 to 60
Impact damage reduced from 60 to 30
Impact healing reduced from 100 to 50
Orb of Destruction
Alternate fire recovery reduced from 1s to 0.6s
Orb of Discord
Can now target enemies through barriers
Time to switch back to Zen.
Fucking fuck Blizzard, they are worse than Russian ice hockey judges
>>823593>Ana is no longer a DPS character
Finally I can kill her with Winston without her bringing me down to 50 HP
Winston also got that nice buff to his bubble recharge.
Oh yeah, I love that.
All these changes are a low-key Winston buff TBQH
He can't be bursted by Ana, can spam bubbles more often and can decimate backlines with Discord if you have a zen
>6 hours later
Okay I guess there's something to this
Are you just playing it at work or something?
Wish I could vidya in class. Prof is setting a new world record in boring.
Yes. That's why I wanted a handgeld.
Is it a lecture or a tutorial?
It's a lecture.
There's a dude sitting in front of me dual wielding two laptops, playing a different game of Tetris on each of them.
that was perfect
It meant she could easily come out on top in 1v1 against flankers with no skill whatsoever
At least with Zen you have to be able to hit them after discord
With Ana you just threw the grenade at your feet to heal back to full, take half their health AND block them from healing
She definitely needed a nerf. They might have gone overboard though.
>>823612>The person with the most burst heal and heal denial not also being a DPS character
Ana should be God who is good at everything
Nosalt look, the damage getting reduced is fine, but her healing amount and healing block time was perfect. Now she won't be able to solo heal through team fights. We're back to two healer meta, which is awful.
Always adjust too far first and tone down from there. It is far easier to find the correct middle ground than to go in small increments hoping for the best.
Well, yes, I agree her damage should have definitely gone down, but halving the healing on the Nade is a bit much.
Particularly if they want to add a new tank, people will want to practice tanking, its going to be damn impossible to get a second healer on quick play, it'll be one of us, and that's just gonna wear us out by limiting our character pools
Should all healers be able to solo heal a fight, or should all but Ana be useless outside their secondary abilities?
>>823614>Two healer meta
That's great though. And I mean two healer meta never really went away. Problem with one healer is that if they die, the team is out of healing until the healer respawns.
It's viable to run one healer in QP, but in Comp it's a bad idea. Always has been.
First, the healing from the RIFLE is unchanged
Second of all
The grenade still heals for 50 hp an then your consecutive shots heal for 160
How is that ruined?
It just means burst fire characters like Reaper are actually viable now
On an unrelated note, you can make a scatter arrow bow in starbound
All I'm saying is they could have changed the Nade to like 75 healing. Still a 25% reduction.>>823622
Bows don't really seem like they're worthwhile at this point.
True. The only selling point it has is that it is unaffected by gravity.
All healers should be able to solo heal.
Having just one healer slot, and the team keeping that one alive, is the ideal way for everyone to play as wide a variety of heroes as possible.>>823618ninja sounds >>823620>never a good idea in comp
Well yea, not like we're going to play comp together, but fine.
>it will still be viable to run a single hero in qp
but it won't if they can't heal enough burst.
Reaper and mcree were already able to damage through her healing if they were hitting the person properly (crits or fully body shotting them for example)
Most of us like playing healers though
Also, Zen is going to get better and quite a few people here like playing Zen too>>823623
She was WAY too strong agaist flankers
Which sort of makes them being moot if they can't pick the healers like they are supposed to
As I said, it was such a fucking trial to kill Ana with Winston before
You spend two seconds taking half her health, during which she can pump three shots into, THEN she can nade you, taking off a huge chunk of your health and preventing you from healing, while also making you spend two more seconds to kill her.
Without good positioning or shield placement she could easily 1v1 a tank meant to kill squishies
and have a decent chance of winning, and even if she didn't, she left you very low>>823625
Lucio - self heal aura is slow
Mercy - self heals only out of combat
Zen - Self heals only out of combat but only the shield
Ana was literally the only one who could regen half her healthpool mid-combat
Mercy is viable in QP even as a solo healer, I'm sure Ana will be fine in QP solo.
The other three needed to be buffed to be as good as ana.
Also no, our group hates to stick to the 2-2-2 composition and instead rotate what hero is selected, understandable, but not gonna work without proper solo healing around. I hate this.
Immortal Mercy during Rez has been pretty impactful at least in QP for me>>823629
A few of our favourites can self heal though, and we also like to play high mobility stuff like D.va or Winston who can just jump out a fight to grab a healthpack
It's not the end of the world that the grenade heals less on impact
Remember, it still boosts your heal darts to 120 HP (I was wrong earlier, it's 120 not 160, but that's still half the hp pool of a squishie and 1/5 of a tank)
Plenty of burst heal still
Its useless to talk about this until it happens. don't fucking tell me I didn't call it when people are yelling about having "no fucking healing" in chat after this
I wish Orisa was released already, I wanna play her.
And fuck yes I will drop quick matches if someone else locks her in before me
Calm them tit-lays down, geez!
If y'all want to try the new tank I'm just going to be playing healers for a while then, I don't mind.
Have some white lion cubs that were born 2 months ago and were just introduced at a zoo
"I need healing! I need healing! I require healing! I need healing!"
Speaking of Genji, I think I mentioned this before but there's a dude in my class called Genji. And it always fucking cracks me up when someone calls his name to catch his attention.
>"Hey Genji help me out here.">"Genji, want to go for a smoke?">"Genji not coming in today?"
I guess you could say Genji is with you
Wf made that joke already, slowpoke.
poor guy, I knew a person who had a very unique name, then lion king 2 came out and suddenly everyone was quoting the movie at them. shit got annoying real quick.
We have a friend called Robin, which is a somewhat unusual name over in Hungary, so we just call him Ropin, which means 'on a salstick'But also because it just sounds funny to mispronounce it like that
These guys don't play Overwatch, so they're not familiar with Genji memes.
I have managed to popularize Lucio quotes with my friends who only played during beta/open weekends or when they are our friends who have it on PS4
There's another dude I share another class with whose name is Yoshi.
You can probably imagine the amount of Mario jokes.
My class never really had these popular-because-of-pop-culture names to make fun of, sadly.
We have to make due by calling a friend on her full name that she hates rather than the nickname
It's a first for me as well, honestly. I'd never met anyone called Genji or Yoshi before in my life. Who the hell gives their kid a Jap name anyway? I've never heard a single Jap name that doesn't sound retarded.
They aren't Japanese?
Nope. Both are very Belgian.
Mixed family or just weeb parents?
Yeah. I mean exotic names aren't hugely uncommon among younger generations, but fucking hell.
Both these guys look like they don't have a drop of foreign blood in them. I'm not that familiar with them, so I don't know if their parents are just Japanophiles. I don't exactly want to ask them why they're named the way they are either.
could be worse, at least those are rather traditional names
The new owner of my local game store is named Kai and he's firmly a southern white guy, and for the longest time I thought he was just a weeaboo until fairly recently someone else brought it up to him, and it turns out it's because one of his adoptive parents is Chinese.
Well I didn't think he was trash, I just went with it and didn't want to potentially be confrontative about it, gosh.
Maybe rewatch pone?
Well. That's a very bitter life ahead for that kid.
Ingest serious looking witch to cure your ailment
Kind of weird, but my PC just asked me to pick a boot device when starting up. First time I've seen that.
Anyone know why that might be?
Funny, my PC sometimes goes to a screen where it complains it can't find a boot device.
Could it be a hard drive issue?>>823661
Maybe. I need a while to step back
I've got an SSD for Windows.