time to parrty
I'll show you the kind mess in my heart
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Was California Chrome a good horse?
I have no idea what you're talking about.
seems like he won a bunch of races, so yes I guess?
I had a feeling that he wasn't going to win at Belmont. He was starting to get caught in the 2nd leg of the triple crown
What a naughty pony.
I'm married to Princess Twilight Sparkle!
>The terms "rag" or "rake" have been historically used to refer to a group of colts, but they have fallen out of modern usage.
suddenly femanon being "on the rag" takes on a whole new awesome meaning
Might as well stram when everything is ded.
doing some more majora's mask tonight: http://derpy.me/x1Ozn
I'd want to fluster fluttershy with mildly lewd remarks but I don't think she'd like it
We all do, anon.
But maybe not only mildly lewd remarks.
You don't to talk lewd to her to fluster her, just say anything to her and she'll be ultra flustered.
What a useless pony!
>>9686>anything more than mildly lewd
jeez anon don't kill the poor pony
what's majora's mask
a mask belonging to majora, stupid
do something with freshly converted mareanon
Is there an OC pony that you would like to share with us?
You know I owe anon several drawings, problem is I'm too pre occupied too distracted. 1st day of school coming up, switching isp's, getting finances in order, and so forth.
I don't really know when I'll be able to deliver drawings. Its a bummer but oh well.
I wonder how would he react when he found out that he been fucking a man's butt?
I guess there's ultramare
She's the hot new fetish OC on the block
Horse is back.
Well, I guess I'm banned for now.
What'd you do this time, you tosser?
thats what happens when you dont FOLLOW THE RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULES
If I close my eyes really hard I can pretend this is a general
So what do you guys think about the latest comic arc
Good sombra is asexy as fuck pony
What, is shit down aga–>>9719
>>9719>>Gypsy will never EVER go on 4chan again
His ISP or whatever wasn't letting him through to 4chan.
Is 4chan shitting itself right now?
I actually just came here to see if it's just me.
remind me why we even bother with 4chan again?
>Posting is still down
This is gay.
we can pretend we can still post and talk about horse if you like?
I don't want talk to you, your waifu is probably smelly or rarity.
I'm going back to programming
This place smells.
My feet hurt.
the posts are too slow.
I wish I was in MLPG posting fetishes
What's the purpose of the /g/ board anyways?
you fucked up
I think I've literally seen more porn of her than normal fan art
yeah, I'm trying to figure out what I did right here: >>9763
and wrong here: >>9765
Well, she's the only 'adolescent' filly of the show until now.
is she supposed to be?
I thought she was just a normal aged mare
my favorite kind of spurt
dumbass author never heard of fake bidding
that's clearly a giraffe
>>9801>moot will never enable sound>or raise the size limit
Even .gif has a 4MB cap, it's silly.
It "doesn't fit his concept for what 4chan is/should be"
not allowing sound is because of the whole copyright thing he's afraid of with hosting songs but I'm not not even sure how realistic that concern even is
>>9793>song is called "purple ponies">first image that is not of the singer is Sunset Shimmer
Isn't Screamers one of the reason why there isn't any audio enable?
Excuses, not reasons.
I don't think so actually, that's just something I've heard from people
I wonder what's the reason behind today's maintenance
Goyim knew too much.
I wasn't getting updates in my 4chan tab on new posts but I wasn't sure if that was just me
like it would just stay at "(0) MLP General"
you guys are your goats
>check again in ~10 minutes
FUCK YOU MOOT I HAVE MY REPLY ALL TYPED OUT AND I'M STILL WAITING TO POST IT
I bet there are still people waiting for Furry Friday to happen again
I wish I was there to see it
I still laugh at people who think the board is some sort of elaborate trap. At this point there is not turning back unfortunately. I just wish rule 15 didn't exist.
I assume when the board shuts down for whatever reason it'll happen just because.
Maybe going to sleep might help.>>9818
Didn't Moot plan to kill /r9k/? Maybe that is the reason for the maintenance.
He just killed the robot.
>>9823>All pony/brony threads, images, Flashes, and avatars belong on /mlp/.
That one. >>9825
I doubt moot will give enough of a damn to do it.
you should never touch a pony's thugn
Come to think of it, is SWF upload enabled on that board?
no only on the flash board
>Cuddle the most cuddle pony every
>But on no
>second most cuddle pony is there
>They cuddle comepte
nothing concrete, or even planned, but do you guys think a writing event may be a good idea?
Not just a 'yes because more content', I just want to know if it would be worth a second shot, maybe with simpler prompts so anyone could join.
I'd love to
I wrote something for the first one but Leth had technical problems and he lost my story
Tell her it's great, then tell her you know how to make it better. Hire a musicfag to remix it into something catchy, using her original soundclips mixed in ironically
profit from pone and pacify purple princess
Filly says she's actually a 300 year old demon so your relationship is totally alright morally.
What is that person even commenting on? the #CantStop #WontStop thing?
I think so. This is the same lady who chases postal workers and tells them to stop gang stalking her.
I caught it too.
But I don't really find that as annoying or wrong as most people seem to.
It just stands out to me so much more since Chrysalis said it and it was a thing
This better be some satire. I hope it's satire.
A tin ear for stress and melody, and an obliviousness to the principles of discourse and rhetoric, are important tools of the trade for the language maven. Consider an alleged atrocity committed by today's youth: the expression [I could care less]. The teenagers are trying to express disdain, the adults note, in which case they should be saying [I couldn't care less]. If they could care less than they do, that means that they really do care, the opposite of what they are trying to say. But if these dudes would stop ragging on teenagers and scope out the construction, they would see that their argument is bogus. Listen to how the two versions are pronounced: COULDN'T care I LE CARE i ESS. LE could ESS. The melodies and stresses are completely different, and for a good reason. The second version is not illogical, it's [sarcastic]. The point of sarcasm is that by making an assertion that is manifestly false or accompanied by ostentatiously mannered intonation, one deliberately implies its opposite. A good paraphrase is, "Oh yeah, as if there were something in the world that I care less about."
So what was your favorite part?
Point to Applejack and stare.
STAREYou have one job bitch.
I laughed at so many parts, it was really well done.
It's probably going to be a popular one, but I loved it when he said "We are Groot"
Anon one day you will learn to stop seeking out people that make you mad, or aren't good to be around in general. There's enough of those in life without intentionally looking for them.
>Youu cna either cudle your favorite pony
>Or not be gnawed on by a chud
I don't seek them out but I wind up finding out about them.
How vigorously is he gnawing? Is the pony bothered by this?
Pony is confused and wants to leave.
He makes an interesting point, but it makes you wonder how many people saying it in that way really mean it in that sarcastic sense, and how many of them are just missaying the phrase.
eitehr way, hte other one throws peanuts a you and laughs
Leifjka is still a very unf pony.
I want to learn how to DJ and Scratch so I can do stuff like this eventually.
>>9842Oh, I wasn't actually commenting on the song, I just thought that Twilight getting super psyched about a very cheesy "Reading Rocks!" thing was cute>>9855>She stares back balefully for a moment before evading your gaze and looking at the ground, the banjo slung on her neck swinging gently>Twilight insisted that all the girls participate with whatever instruments they knew>later, in private, she tells you she did her best to educate Twilight on the difference between country songs and everything else, but it didn't seem to stick>>9845>You cleverly pay off Ponyville's resident laconic DJ to remix the tune into something bearable >she works magic on it, editing Twilight's amateur piece into a killer hook>Twilight's new jingle is no longer a mere literacy-inspiring jingle, but one of the first hit singles of Equestria's infant radio business>traffic in Equestria's library systems skyrockets>Twilight wears hoodies and shutter shades now and refuses to greet you as anything other than "Homie" or, occasionally "Pony-homie," a phrase of her own imagination>she also uses slang like "dawg" sprinkled seemingly at random
what have you done
You should get a description of her together from the quest and see if you can't get someone to draw her
More like Pomie?
You'd have to get very good to "do stuff like" Kid Koala.>>9864
You don't have to understand the full linguistic context/origin of a memetic phrase to use it.
That paper reeks of posturing. He admits himself that language evolves, changes, but attributes change as a bad thing. On top of that he anthropomorphizes language and takes it upon himself to protect it "from corruption and decay, that it is in his power to change sublunary nature, and clear the world at once from folly, vanity, and affectation." Plus he used "bummer" as an example for slang non ironically. Dudes got a disconnect and probably a language fetish if I ever saw one.
His newest one? The one currently going?
When they actually successfully harmonize, it's actually very pretty.>Plus he used "bummer" as an example for slang non ironically.>1994
>from corruption and decay, that it is in his power to change sublunary nature, and clear the world at once from folly, vanity, and affectation.
that's a quote written in 1755. the bad formatting is confusing you.
I should go catch up on that and try and catch a session. I don't think I've ever participated in a quest before
I didn't like the way he presented his argument either, seemed highly opinionated>>9871
They don't have to understand the context of its origins to use it but something will eventually be lost if they at least don't speak it correctly
go for it. they're a blast
We're back on schedule.
and now none of the pictures work for me
He's quoting to make the same point, wasn't really confusing me. My point is that change isn't bad, half the "thesaurus words" we use today was slang from the last century. Attempting to "protect" language and preserve it is contrary to the function of language, which is to communicate. As some words lose their use or fall out of fashion new ones emerge or reemerge to fit new roles. As long as the communication is getting through it's serving it's function. The only thing that incredibly formal treatment like this accomplishes is to set a barrier between the educated and uneducated, which when you come down to it is just pompous. You might argue standardization for things like textbooks, which I would agree to an extent, but the examples he gives are not something I think would confuse any reader with a decent grasp on society.
Then again maybe it's more about standardization for future generations, without having to dig around modern nomenclature, but I don't think he mentioned that in the article.
No, he isn't. The paragraph that begins "Finally, a confession. When I hear someone use [disinterested] to mean "apathetic," I am apt to go into a rage." is also a quote. "Chill out, professor" is the authors reply.
Yeah but he also continues to dig into the roots of the word to prove that it's "correct" not that flying off the handle is something that shouldn't be done.
Just to explain what I'm trying to say. He's not saying that evolution of language is a good thing, just that it's an inevitable end. At least that's what I got from it. Which is what I'm disagreeing with, if that makes sense.
Horse is alive again.
I dunno, I read the quote:
When we see men grow old and die at a certain time one after another, from century to century, we laugh at the elixir that promises to prolong life to a thousand years; and with equal justice may the lexicographer be derided, who being able to produce no example of a nation that has preserved their words and phrases from mutability, shall imagine that his dictionary can embalm his language, and secure it from corruption and decay, that it is in his power to change sublunary nature, and clear the world at once from folly, vanity, and affectation. With this hope, however, academies have been instituted, to guard the avenues of their languages, to retain fugitives, and to repulse intruders; but their vigilance and activity have hitherto been vain; sounds are too volatile and subtle for legal restraints; to enchain syllables, and to lash the wind, are equally the undertakings of pride, unwilling to measure its desires by its strength.
as saying that it's inevitable that language changes, but also ascribing a kind of nobility to the inevitable mutation of language, like you said, anthropomorphizing it a bit.
Well then we got two things from it, I gots me a preconception of them edumacated types so can't really say I'm not biased here. Probably reading too much into it anyway, I'd like to see if the guys written anything lately about the internet age.
Don't be silly anon. Horse was dead before, its dead now and it will be dead tomorrow.
>tfw janitors still unironically ban for shitposting on /vg/
Is 4chan beb?
Junior says it's finally his time to shine!
Junior's a good girl.
4chan's still up.
But it's not working right.
Posting's pretty fucked right now.
Here we go again
Oh good, I thought it was just me for a second
Let's talk about how lovely Sunhorse is until we're back
Really? Right when I'm storytiming the new comic?
First iTunes and now this. I think the fates are conspiring to have that comic not be posted on 4chan.
How many people do we have here now? 3 or 4?
I didn't even notice we were down for a while
What do we do in that activity?
I don't know, I've never heard of an apple watch.>>10343
Looks like it.
it's not even just posting that's down, I can't see anything in catalogs either
I can see the catalogs just fine.
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
I can see the catalogs fine, just can't post
WE NEED TO ALERT THE MASSES
SURELY NOW THEIR EYES SHALL BE OPENED
It DOES seem like a DDoS.
Stop being a worry wuss. 4chan been through worst stuff than this.>>10346
All of 4chan is down.
Are you serious? What makes this feel like a DDoS any more than the other identical times in very, very recent history that 4chan was down for seemingly no reason?
I mean, for heaven's sakes, just look at all the dates for posts in this thread. Those couldn't have all been DDoSes, so what makes you think this one is?
Copy paste what you were trying to post when posting went down
3 2 1 go
I've fapped to Andrea Libman
And lovingly whispered her name once or twice
It was an odds/evens roll, but that wouldn't really work here.
Debating between vidya, drawing, and bed.
Dice should be enabled '1d10'
If not here then elsewhere
I've seen several posts slip in.
A bunch code on why that fuckers code from the last thread is unelegant as fuck.
Also asking if anyone here actually did study nanotechnology and what books I should read.
…..y'know, I somehow forgot that was here. Despite the fact I quest here weekly.
I'm an idiot.
Was trying to post this in /o/ for 5 minutes.
I hope your retuning it to it's 4 eyes glory. >>11060913
Don't. ECC IV SEFI is actually very easy too understand and work with, and has tons of aftermarket support. Too bad being an 86 it's got the shit e6 heads and worse upper intake.
Perhaps this is Moot's "contribution" to the whole "slowing down the net" protest that was supposed to happen today.
Alright, guess not here then. To the qt thread I go since I don't feel like deciding my own fate.
It's about the huge pointless chain of elses and if which looks horrible.
You know it's not about indentation.
Sadly not. All that I've got of my /tg/ stuff are some 40k figures and my paints.
>Rolled a 1
Vidya it is then.
At least for a little.
Oh, that. It would've been easier to use polymorphism on that one.
That doesn't change that he looked like shit in it
If anyone can crossdress well and pull it off, good on them
that pasty dumbass couldn't at all. The picture was especially ridiculous because he was just out with a box of trix, but that's besides the point
Did you guys want me to stream some vidya, or you good?
Yeah sure, EA's wrapping u phis stram right now
Any style of game in mind?
I was leveling my Strife account, but I know not everyone likes ASSFAGGOTs
Uuuuh lets see.
RE: Raccoon City
Nosgoth has vampries I guess, but that's team deathmatch stuff
Betrayer (Haven't played)
Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2
Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition (Eh)
Lone Survivor: The Director's Cut
State of Decay
I don't have Outlast or Amnesia installed, and I've played both of those before/I'm saving them for trying to stram a horror month I guess.
Why isn't the new horse responding to my messages? Is she mad at me?
Princess Celestia is due to give a very stern lecture to the ISIS over international television.
I told you not to boop her and not call her back the next day
Pony uninstalled all your proprietary software.
I was playing hard to get.
I still can't believe we're on September.
No thoughts on game to stream?
Risk of Rain or Killing Floor maybe?
whoa, didn't realize 4chan was down, just got in here!
uhh… dang I don't know yet!
I'll watch either
Prefer Risk of Rain though
Regarding the ISIS controversy, officials have stated that they refuse to allow American troops to fight on foreign soil. I suggest we instead invite ISIS leaders to American soil for a large fighting tournament, the winner of which will be granted one wish by a godlike figure.
Yeah, unfortunately the bigger picture didn't turn out nearly as cute or….anything.>>10388
Alright, I can do a few run attempts on RoR
Gimme a sec to set up, livestream giving me some weird audio loop.
Alright, come on in for some Risk of Rain.
Hopefully I fixed the audio problem.http://www.livestream.com/zekstgandv
shit, I have to pop in late, hope you'll still be streaming in like 20 minutes
a reply to the guy asking about pony sins, asking him why he even comes to the general if he cant even bother to watch the show
tell me about it
what does he even do?
my bet is a large part is the fetish talk
GET TO HORSIN
>Performing site maintenance. Try again in ~10 minutes.
posting is down, wat do
did we die again
we could talk about the show
I like her
Think it's dumb about the whole Equestria Girls portal but whatever
I don't like the whole EQG stuff, but then again I also haven't watched it. I hope she is more dorky and stuff in later seasons. It was cute seeing her gets really exited over books and stuff.
I think she's the most susceptible to influence from Hasbro seeing as she's sort of the main character of the show to them. EqG and the princess stuff being a side effect of that influence.
Staff seems to be trying to make the one work, but the EqG stuff doesn't seem to be something they really want to expend much effort on.>>10405
Her freaking out in the S4 premiere and hyping over the library in Castle Mane-ia were great. Made me feel comfy about her early on the season. Which was nice after all the uncertainty after MMC.
woah, webms can have sound here?
Still kinda disappointed in how they've handled her, and think she's significantly worse than she was earlier in the show.
I still like her though, she's just not by far the best character by miles like in season 1.
Although she wasn't bad in Testing. That was a fun episode.
I'm not really against her being a princess, I'm one of the people who talked about wanting her to become one in 2011, but they could have done it a lot better.
Her wings are cute, but the rest of her model changes look weird sometimes.
I generally ignore EQG
Does it feel like they had to make her a princess in MMC then figure out how to work it into the show throughout S4? Cause that's the impression I got.
I'm hoping for season 5 that Twily gets sent on all manner of strange adventures and diplomatic missions on on behalf of Equestria. Because despite nixing Tirek and those other things she did in S4, Twilight really hasn't found a place between the other alicorns other than being a Book Princess and former EoH member.
How new are you?
just see >>9755
If you could pick, then what kind of split of adventure vs slice of life episodes would you prefer in the show?
I usually never load large pictures or gifs and stuff. I have eally shitty internet
man nothing will ever top that first time Gokue went ssj
I like how they have it now where it's mostly slice of life with a couple of adventure arcs at the beginning or end
>tfw only a small portion of MLPG visits the sub
I'm sure a lot know about it. They just don't bother coming here to post and take the time that 4chan's ded to actually do something.
there's other things to do besides go to mlpg?
She and her EoH friends are all a new circle of princesses.
>There are people who would not a pony just because 4chan is down
Masturbate. Eat. Masturbate while eating. Video Games. Sleeping. Crying inconsolably.
Masturbate while crying inconsolably over video games and eating.
Following 4chan drama.
i usually have mlpg, satyr, mmp, and the comic thread open besides other boards
I think it goes without saying that I have satyr general open alongside MLPG
Though frankly MLPG is satyr more often than /satyr/ is. It usually turns into incest and pedophilia over there.
I've been meaning to delve into the other general threads to see if any of them interest me, but for now it's just random threads that look neat and the comic threads on /mlp/ for me.
I'd like a bunch of self contained episodes that are about more adventurey things. The show doesn't handle the overarching plotlines very well, they're enjoyable as is but I think any more would wear thin pretty quickly. But the more adventure toned episodes are really fun, highlighting the light hearted, quirky fantasy setting and putting the characters in lots of different situations. Stuff like Dragonshy and A Dog and Pony show and even Daring Don't and Dragon Quest, although those weren't the best episodes in my opinion.
I really want a handful of episodes like >>10411
said, where Twilight and her friends have to go solve a bunch of different problems around Equestria and they show off the setting a bunch and let the characters really play to their strengths.
Maybe do "With luna banished and Celestia having to handle both day and night, diplomatic relations with all the other races/civilizations in Equestria's borders have fallen apart, go FRIENDSHIP at the deer Twilight"
I WANT TO DO THIS
I NEED TO DO THIS
HOW DO, FUCK
I feel like we have a good chance of seeing places outside Equestria with the way S5's looking like it's being set up right now.
I just really hope we get to see more zebras.
I wonder if the show will take up the idea from that journal of the two sisters that they live deep in the Everfree and try to explain why we haven't seen them, or have them someplace else.
>firefox @ lubuntu gets slow
>check task manager
>RSS(Resident Set Size): 16777216,00 TB
I don't really like that idea of them living in the everfree. You would think that if they lived even that close that ponies would at least have some idea about them (don't those swamp ponies live in the everfree?) I like the idea of them living on a whole other continent or something. Maybe even them being nomadic.
I like the idea of them living on the other side of the Everfree
They probably don't fear it quite as much as the ponies, but still aren't going to be traveling deep into it
>>10436>Maybe even them being nomadic.
I really like the sound of that. A bunch of them suddenly showing up around Ponyville with little to no warning needing to be accommodated and restocked sound great. It would kind of be like the Quarians going near a planet to trade and restock, but in a smaller scale, pony form.
What's got you down Dash?
I hope they don't speak in rhyme. It would be funny if they just get freaked out by how Zecora talks.
I don't know how to speak moonrunes.
Hey guys, so, uhm, lets do a pony game.
You could learn to read hiragana and katakana in 4 hours each. If you learned katakana and got used to how words were Japanified you could read English words that are written in Japanese.
The kanji isn't as straight forward. You could learn their meanings from Heisig in a few months.
That is completely ignoring grammar and vocabulary though which takes years.
That would be good. I'd bet people would be feeling like it's a cop out by the writers though for getting out of writing it all in rhyme.>>10446
I'm not holding my breath, but seeing this expanded would be awesome.
We even had a whole bunch of neat ideas brainstormed for it for a few hours after it was posted.
We did! We even made a thread here on the sub because I didn't want to take over the general.
Mostly MSOB and I participated but there were a few others:>>10284
Well it does get annoying. Even in the limited appearance that Zecora has had you can tell that the rhyming gets pretty forced. You could be the most talented writer in the world, but trying to rhyme without becoming Dr. Suess is going to be essentially impossible.
Aw yiss. That's really nice to hear.
I took down a whole bunch of the ideas from that small brainstorming session into a cap if you want to keep them for ideas or something. Not sure if it's good to post there, so I'll just post it here and let you decide.
I think in the Journey of the Two Sisters they did all rhyme but I'd be totally okay with them retconning that. AKR can just say that's an old thing they used to do like the Royal Speak alicorns do. Or only super serious Shamans do or something.
I still want my "AJ thinks all zebras rhyme because Zecora does" joke.
This is your written telegram I hope it finds you well. You're invited to a sub cause we think you're really swell.
How would you guys feel if they spent an entire season with no new stuff, but instead they expanded on a lot of the stuff we already have that weren't really explored in detail in the show?
That's fine. We don't need new stuff. We also don't need huge epic season finales that try to top the last one. I just want more ponies. Thoughts of them fleshing things out sounds relaxing. Maybe even taking apparent contradictions and expanding upon them for a plot point in an episode.
Daily reminder that pony will never think you're swell.
It depends on how Season 5 pans out. If it ends up exploring a lot of new stuff, both in and outside of Equestria, it would be nice to see season 6 just try to flesh out the world more. If Season 5 doesn't actually bring that much more stuff to the show I wouldn't mind another season of setting up the world before exploring it more in depth.
In a way yes it was. One strong thing it has going for it is it has the same tone and scale as the rest of its season. It tried to be special and it was, but it still wasn't something exhausting in scale.
The Season 2 premiere, I think, was pony's way of showing "Yes, this little girl's show is going to continue amazing you". Then from there they kind of set themselves up to having to top themselves over and over.
I still think the Season 4 finale was amazing but they REALLY need to bring it back down to its roots again. They can't top themselves anymore in scale and they shouldn't try.
Pony can make me swell
in my pants
Citation is that pone told me she wasn't real.
I'm still amazed no one did this using Lyra instead
Stop being dead.
It keeps happening.
Tell her flatly that I don't get it. Maybe there's something I'm not understanding.
I was wondering why the picture was there. Guess I'm not a very clever human.
So how long has posting been down for?
It's truly the end of times
Ponies can be breezies. Who knows what wacky transformations are possible
Ponies should not be gryphons. All gryphons except the black and white one are terrible.
Blasphemy! no self respecting griffon would be caught dead with a butt stamp!
what if we just branded Gilda with a really slutty butt stamp?
My god we're so ded. We're dedder than ded.
And it is all your fault.
More often than not that's true.
If you were to give fluttershy a gun would she still be so skittish?
She'd be a skittish woman with a gun. Everyone else would be dead.
If she figures out how to load the thing.
Hey mlpg question.. Uhm, can a horse anatomically touch itself with it's hoofs?
Cartoon marshmallow ponies are bendy and stretchy
Like a horsey horse?
I imagine it can definitely hit its torso with its front hooves.
Can a horse touch it's own face?
I really don't know
Sure it could. It would bend its neck down and rub its face with its foreleg. It would be advantageous for them to be able to wipe things off their face.
Probably, I think they are about as flexible as a dog. So anything you see a dog do in a funny video, they can probably do too.
For how long has the maintenance been going on? I've just woken up and out of the loop with what's going on
Why must her ponut be bigger than her head?
derpy's BIG ASS is full of gold is what i keep hearing
looks liek wh're going to hav to mine insifde ponies's ass
site is bak 4chan is bak let's abandon mlpg.co and never come bak
No her ass is lead. You want to mine out her heart for the gold.
I just noticed the date, a great day for america.
ino see i was maknig a joke
it's not as unf if thasw ass is lead
Lead is surprisingly malleable. It's just not good to rub with your bare hands.
But is it good to hotdog?
You'll get dick cancer.
But yes. Wonderful.
4chan broke, let's stay a little longer
And to think I was about to drop a dropbox link to the EQG2 soundtrack.
And of course, the second I drop it someone calls me a faggot and posts the mediafire link. I'm done doing anything for /mlp/. Fuck everyone.
Would you be friends with benefits with your pony?
The benefits of course being you have a warm cuddly pony friend to snuggle
Probably, but I'd be up front about being interested in her in a more long term romantic way.
jokes on you, im already friends with benefits with my pony
totally not pony, but what a fucking gangster.
I guess /mlp/ hit the 20000000 post and the servers melted.
I'm sure some know about, but decided to just do something else, like play vidya.
>>10591>Caring for GETs
They can be fun and all but this one sucked anyway…
Can we post more pics per post just like the Ruskies now?
It's not going to be possible with the kinds of posters we have on the board.
Quick reply dialog.
The Add Reply boxes that appear once you attach a pic.
Never seen it
Dammit, I promised myself I wouldn't get hyped about Borderlands again.
Did it happen again?
Site Maintenance is fattest pony
Also, pony turns 4 years old in 24 hours!
>tfw 4chan is ded and hats us
just hold onto your pony
I'd rather hold onto my gun and piss myself.
But whatever you are more comfortable with.
503 Service Temporarily Unavailable
>This webpage is not available
4chan dies, again.
I blame Applejack. She's so horrible even 4chan dies
4chan was never alive
Guys, what if 4chan never comes back?
Why would you think that?
Do you remember 4chan?
All of the boards are frozen and all of /mlp/ threads are completely gone.
>Yotsuba Image Board
APPLEBLOOM APPLEBLOOM APPLEBLOOM APPLEBLOOM APPLEBLOOM APPLEBLOOM APPLEBLOOM APPLEBLOOM APPLEBLOOM APPLEBLOOM APPLEBLOOM APPLEBLOOM APPLEBLOOM APPLEBLOOM APPLEBLOOM APPLEBLOOM APPLEBLOOM APPLEBLOOM APPLEBLOOM APPLEBLOOM APPLEBLOOM APPLEBLOOM APPLEBLOOM
/a/ has that honk song playing.
They at least got some music to listen to while we all wait for moot to fix his shit.
well it looks like mlpg was killed so I might as well post it here:
I dreamed of pony!
Too bad it was worstpony.
Basically I was at rarity's and I noticed this huge fucking blue dildo, with a hyper-tier horsecock head, right? So she was in the bathroom and I entered to confront her about it, since everyone says they need a proof she's a slut and that thing was way too huge to fit inside someone who hadn't lost genital sensitivity. And she explains yo me it's just a toilet brush +holder! And it was! I mean, the cockhead was there and of course there was a human(still hyper tier) cockhead when you turned it around, but it really had a hidden compartment with a retractable toilet cleaner inside! We had a lovely chat and she said it was also a dildo but one of those modern art things that you can also use and keep around in your house
It was very nice talking to her and she even let me use the dildo myself and we both winked when I put it back where it was.
I guess I finally discovered rarity is kind of cool. This dream made me realize there are no worst ponies.
Except of course for rainbow. Nobody likes rainbow.
Forced Diamond Dog Transformation
Feeling your master's hot load pumped down your throat and dribble down to your bitchtits
Where were you when the honk stopped ponying
In that December day
Anonymous the sub is bot for lewd
We have literally a board for lewd
Go lewd there
Apparently all of 4chan is inactive at the moment. Where am I going to talk about roguelikes
But I don't want to start a thread there just so no one will post in it.
Well nobody wants to hear about your stupid fetishes, So why don't you go talk about them somewhere else?
I mean Jesus Christ digs and transformation? I wanna talk about scaterpillar but you don't see me posting about it don't you?
How about you start being a little more considerate of others for once?
>tfw mlpg died
Actually you know what maybe lemon wants to hear about that
So why don't you two go to unf and be good boys and make your own thread there and let us talk about ponies
Well I guess it's time to go watch evangelion.
It's always the anti-fetish guys who have to cause a big issue over a single lewd post.>>11134
You don't want to talk about ponies, you want to complain about meta bullshit while replying to other people as if you want to talk about ponies.
Holy jizz what happened to 4chan
No anon what I want is for you to stop talking about diamond dogs. I do not like diamond dogs. I ain't having that shit here.
Holy shit I didn't know appledan was still alive
Nigga i'm right here
You're right, I should start talking about shyra, anon.
How's that? I talk about my scaterpillar fetish and you about wanting to be turned into a diamond dog bitch.
Do you like the idea?
>pink will never ponk you
I want to craw inside Shyra's butthole and jerk off, filling her up from the inside
>you will never feed flutterscat scatberries while she's in shyra's stomach
>shyra will never violently erupt in a huge shower of waste from both her holes, vomiting a jet of her wet brown plug's feces and at the same time shitting herself uncontrollably for minutes, while she orgasms by the sheer pressure of the tainted, reeking waste against her puffy donut
>she will never let you shower in her brown beautiful fountain
>you will never sleep in the huge pile of warm shit she made for you while she kisses your forehead and tucks you in her shit blanket
See, fetishes can make people annoyed or even disgusted. This is my fetish but I do not discuss it in the general. There are no " good" or "bad" fetishes and saying a fetish is better than another is just hypocrisy.
Please refrain from posting fetishes in the general with its own board one click away.
It's pretty obvious you don't actually care about Shyra and you only stated that you wanted to talk about shyra but didn't as a way for me to realize I shouldn't be talking about diamond dog transformation.
A very shallow and half-hearted attempt, I bet your next response is either calling me a faggot or some other insult or make a really over the top post and claim it to be your fetish
I'm not gonna be mean about it, Shyra is a cute buggy thingy.
That's not me. I'm >>11150
Now if you could just read what I said and understand, maybe you would stop thinking that everyone is against you.
>mlpg:shyra appreciation general
No seriously I thought I was the only one
Is that you EA old friend?
>>11154> maybe you would stop thinking that everyone is against you.
No, I never thought that.
I just think I'm dealing with the same faggot who constantly posts about wrinkly soles with images of twilight, hyper anuses and posting stuff MLPG generally considers gross in an attempt at being shocking or trying to get MLPG to hate fetishes.
and I like said before, you are trying way too hard and it's pretty obvious to someone who actually likes scat,vore and shyra, and to be completely candid, it feels like you're just trying to more people to dislike Shyra even though it has a very small and inconsistent following.
>I just think I'm dealing with the same faggot who constantly posts about wrinkly soles with images of twilight, hyper anuses and posting stuff MLPG generally considers gross in an attempt at being shocking or trying to get MLPG to hate fetishes.
As I said before, you are thinking that everyone is against you. I am not that person and I wouldn't even dream of doing such a thing, otherwise I would have already posted about shyra instead of feet, don't you think? It hurts me to see that you think my liking of shyra and scat comes as a joke and " over the top" to you, because I have read flutters at multiple times and loved it. I do not think there is a mlpg fetish hating force, that's just plain delusional.
Anonymous, I think you have the /pol/. All I wanted to do was telling you that I refrain from talking about my fetish on the general and instead talk about it with EA and many other vomit/scat scat stories you can find in /unf/ or Skype logs .
Really, it hurts to see that you think my fetishes are so bad in your opinion that I am the one guy trying to force fetishists out of mlpg, as If our general didn't have deep roots in fetishry.
It's not really about the vomit or the scat, it's the way you're describing it which is the problem, it sounds you're trying to be as cartoony as possible.
Also, while I do not like feet or musk and "the stuff that mlpg thinks it's gross" (while I do have a stribg like for very big ponuts like apple or nezumi draw) I do not have the audacity to think they are
A) not a joke like pink la pink or shitheads or any of the recurrent mlpg inside jokes
B) posted by a single person(autism can only get you so far, I'm sure)
C) Posted to "scare away" fetishists.
Please refrain from talking about your tinfoil hat conspiracies only because I told you (very rationally and I am sure you're following a rational train of thought and I do not understand why we can't agree with one another) I do not like neither transformation or diamond dogs and as such, I would rather see you post them in their appropriate board, as I do with my very specific fetishes.
Have you ever read flutterscat? Hyper fetishry tends to end up looking over the top and cartoony when you deal with things like fountains of waste oozing from every hole celestia has while she's skewered atop of a fountain and vomiting a fetid rancid concoction of shit and vomit . Another thing I worked with EA, even though that was Skype only. I did make a paste in for it though, or well at least EA did for me.
Also am I seriously spending so much time defending my scat and vomit fetish on an anonymous imageboard
I mean I guess the discussion got compelling because we aren't just two guys trying to troll one another but holy shit I talked for a lot and nobody else seems to have said anything
I'm sorry if I caused annoyances, everyone
Or maybe 4 Chan is back up again?
>4chan is literally dead
How's that tooty booty
The fuck happened
4chan beb again
4chan is kill!
captcha: dongki netlude
site maintinence is worst pony
hello 4chan is down
Did the sitescript for this place change?
I seem to remember it being much more similar to Mlpchan's
recently yeah, some spammers made them change up the site
Is there any way to enable image hovering?
Come on Moot, how am I supposed to shitpost if you turn off the internet!?
4chan is not for shitposting.
4chan is for love and hugs.
In my language shitposting means love and hugs.
Way to be so culturally insensitive.
Are you saying, you like big butts and you cannot lie?
It's kinda funny but those two things will get any board's panties in a twist.
>Try posting this.>You look like a bot.
Rarity has had her magic both turned off by Sweetie swatting her horn and by "Smothering" it with her licked hoof before.
I'm still baffled as to why would the system have problems letting me post.
In the end, I had to use the normal reply form instead of Quick Reply and it 'fixed itself'.
…Strange, to say the least.
Eh, I'd chalk it up to the server being weird after the spam attack.
This place really needs a /k/ board.
You can't see it right now but I am pouting really hard.
Any real reason why not?
Pout all you want! You will never win this war!>>11204
I dunno, Im joking around, don't mind me.
>>11205>Pout all you want! You will never win this war!
You tell the other poster you are joking yet you remain hostile.
I was not aware that there was a war between MLPG and gun owners.
Unless you are trying to cause a rift between people who share interests but have different hobbies.
Post yfw /pol/ is deleted for good.
Also S5 when.
Ship…out of danger?
Man, I hate it when posting on 4chan goes down and I don't notice for a matter of minutes because I'm not posting.
STOP KILLING THE THREAD FS
I'm assuming I'm not the only one getting connection errors to 4chan?
Likely due to the captcha-less posting on /pol/ ruining things for everyone else.
Let's just say the fine lads at /pol/ have finally gotten that fabled "happening" of theirs.
I saw the wordfilter list. Looks like they're havin' a giggle.
Nothing bad about some laughs but they could've at least made it possible for us to do… well… anything at all.
I need a big post explaining everything that's happening.
I have no love for /pol/ but it seems a bit wrong to destroy a board and nullify free speech
Might as well get rid of /mlp/ next with that logic
4chan is kill again
Back up for the time being…
its too late
we know you're really a pony
Why aren't you /unf/posting?
because its lewd anonymous
The fuck is happening to 4chan?
Well 4ch is down, which stinks because there was a thread full of robutts I didn't get to save
But you can still view everything? Even full-size pictures? At least I can.
We're in the thread below this one guys
What if you drew some humanhorse tits?
Filly idly wonders why we have captcha here.
Because this board got spammed to hell not too long ago
aaand i'm banned
Well, an anon got his Steven Universe posts deleted on /mlp/'s MLPG as well, so it's not incredibly surprising it'd happen here. Based mods.
>literally cannot be /co/
Why are you happy for this
/sp/ killed 4chan
What big thing is happening for them to kill the site?
The defending Stanley Cup champion Los Angeles Kings just got eliminated.
/sp/ does not like the Kings.
I'm doing a thing in another thread to see what /mlp/'s taste in pony is like and this is what I have at the moment as far as episodes go.
What do you think about it mlpg?>>12036>4 images in one post
That's a neat feature.
honestly, a lot of the time I don't really trust favorite episode/least favorite episode distinctions. There are nearly a hundred episodes, do they really have them all lined up in order from "liked this one the best" to "liked this one the least," with sequential gradings in between? That's crazy.
>buttstuff with Roogna
There's a sorter I'm having them use to to a series of head to head battles till they're all sorted out 1-93.https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/77412572/Favorite%20Episodes.html
Makes a list like this when they're done and they just copy paste the text into the thread.
Guess who I am !
Pro tip I am not anonymous!
>>12042>a blue bar that says "Loading…"
What is this?
Wrong 4chan just died again
Yeah, I was wondering if that was just me.
That was fast, huh?
If everybody knows about the sub, why don't more people post here when 4chan goes down?
I just checked out /mlp/ since everything is broken at the moment. Literally every single thread is either roleplaying, /b/ garbage or generals/fetishes. Just awful.
We're not that different from the rest, anon.
Plus, there's a diamond in the rough sometimes like the 3D threads.
Anyway, how's the R63 situation with the group from the opener?
Is the ponk clock buggy, or is it just no new horse this week?
We mini hiatus this week.
>Ask my mom to get me a my little pony toy
>Her response is no, only if I was a little girl
>Tell her to pretend that I'm a little girl
>She says "You're a big girl"
GODDAMMIT I MISSED MY CHANCE TO SAY "FOR YOU"
Not only that but we're only going to get 2 episodes before another, this time 2 weeks long, hiatus.
Fun times ahead for the living.>>12068Moms are the best.
Not with a boop but a whinny.
>Princess Promenade is airing
>no one is streaming
I cant even remember the last time I reported this many posts
get it together, people
Woo, a survivor!
Will you be my apocalypse buddy, anon?
4chan kicked the bucket at around 11AM CEST.
Nice to meet you too, anon.
Can't imagine just how dead we would've been even if the servers were up, though.
11am Yesterday? Huh. Yeah its early here so it probably would still be quiet
Do normal maps take a long time to render? I've never tried making them since I'm not a texture guy. I mean it can't be worse than rendering full 3D scenes, right?
Would Princess Spike count as close to that or does he need to be by her side the entire time?
More == better in pre-baked stuff (in this case, subdivision levels cranked up to ridiculous levels on every single thing) and since he's using xNormals which lacks hardware acceleration, it is painfully slow.
It's not really that painful of a process usually but if you give it a heavily detailed and complex model asking for high quality output, it can get ridiculous pretty fast.
For all we know, it sounds like another SayS.
Likelyhood of a failure of those proportions is pretty low but we are going to see 'Spike fucks up' scenario done by a complete newbie who's only ever written crappy cartoon shows before.
Only episode we've had by a new writer so far this season has been Castle Sweet Castle it seems, and that wasn't a total disaster so maybe there's hope. I really want Spike to have a decent episode since his usually suck and are few and far between. Brotherhooves Social is another one her could come up in if Spike and Shining are seen as brothers.
Funnily enough, the thing I liked the most about the episode was Spike.
And yes, those were the two new writers.
Still, a guy who's only ever written Johny Test and Fish Hooks episodes. A person that tweets about sucking dick to make his son laugh… I prefer Larson for newbies.
At least he only ever uses Twitter to talk about old movies and interact with fans from time to time.
Larson's hardly new though. He does do lots of good stuff though:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH3-pRiHbxY
so no ep until 13th?
I meant that he also came to MLP as more or less a writer nobody.
But unlike this nobody, he did not and does not use his twitter akin to a /b/-tard being interviewed on TV.>>12103
Hope it's worth the wait.
guess I could do something for the prompt this weekend, then
scrunched but she still boopin'
That is precisely what I'm doing. Going pretty well, too.
Mane-iac, Anon, Sofa.
I wonder if the 4chan downtime was purposeful, to make people more productive in their own time.
Works for me.
Backup pone is almost a year old
Happy late birthday, Junior's horse!
Is 4chan down only for me?
Is halfchan ded for everyone or just me? Looks ded in here too.
The captcha won't load on 4chan at the moment, anyone else having this problem?
Have you tried enabling legacy captcha or disabling your extension?
Aaaand 4chan's dead again.
Anyone here yet?
I am here for the ponies
those are some cute pons
The ride continues, 4chan's back up!
it's even worse than I was expecting
new thread where
tinyboard's shitty scripts are lagging my browser
Should I make one?