<== Griffon Kingdom SessionOld Ironhide Session III ==>

Old Ironhide Session II

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)18:15 No.1891977 Ok I hope everybody is here now I'll start writing the setup

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)18:16 No.1891980 >>1891946 >about to get rewards from last quest http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)18:16 No.1891994 >>1891946 By the way you posting 'REMOVE WEED' fucking made my day.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)18:17 No.1892012 >>1891980 LODSOFZEROS WHAT'S THAT SPELL? CRITICAL FAIL

>>	Max [Knight] 05/12/12(Sat)18:17 No.1892018 Reporting for duty.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)18:18 No.1892028 >>1892012 I only know Nature's Call spell! And it's not even a spell, it's nature magic or something like that

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)18:18 No.1892031 you're all faggots

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)18:19 No.1892047 >>1892012 This is what Puli was singing after he rooted, blinded, maddened and killed a dragon and saved his friends with drugs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mN98WIibgY

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)18:19 No.1892060 >>1892031 Still better than ERP.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)18:19 No.1892061 >>1892047 Man I was sleeping when you quest this.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)18:20 No.1892069 >>1892031 They should make sexual orientation a stat-changing background in RPGs already

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)18:21 No.1892084 >>1892069 >choosing to be defined by your sexual orientation Could your hypothetical characters BE any more pathetic and bland?

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)18:21 No.1892090 >>1892061 It was a side-quest for the story in Griffon-land with different characters. >>1883161

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)18:21 No.1892092 >>1892031 >in MLPG >still surprised by this

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)18:22 No.1892117 >I want to fuck a horse sexually is A-ok, but having fun /tg/ style but with ponies is insta-faggotry

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)18:23 No.1892137 >>1892117 let's not get into this now.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)18:24 No.1892144 >>1892069 It should hinder you in ways that are invisible to "straight" player. We'll call it a commentary on privilege, and get mad praise for our progressive depth.

DM 05/12/12(Sat)18:24 No.1892145

The party returns to Celestia. Battered and burnt, but victorious.
They present the sun princess and her advisers evidence of the cult and their work within the inner workings of Canterlot.
You also hand over the Binding Seal spell, asking that copied of it be made just to be sure.

Celestia looks over the evidence and seems to become very serious. She opens a door nearby and says you may take anything you wish from the royal guard armory.
She then summons a healer by the name of Aenoi to tend to your wounded.
Once you are ready, speak with her again. She has news to tell.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)18:25 No.1892174 >>1892145 I'll look for a crossbow, and check if there are any special bolts there

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)18:26 No.1892183 >>1892144 Bioware pls go >>1892145 Look for a robe and staff

>>	Max [Knight] 05/12/12(Sat)18:26 No.1892196 >>1892145 Obtain the very same runic sword that was once used by an Earth Pone knight long ago from the armory.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)18:27 No.1892201 >>1892145 Ill look for a good rapier and I dont need a dagger because I have the dragon one. Also I need a bath.

Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)18:27 No.1892204

>>1892145
I already have a Celestial Hammer from last time.
Is there any Heavy Plate Armor with pretty sun motifs there?

I also tell Dawn to try and not to get killed next time, because she had me worried for a while.

>also, rolling not to lose my spagetti in front of Celestia

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)18:27 No.1892215 >>1892145 uhh, Heal everyone to the best of my ability while they're looking around?

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)18:27 No.1892216 >>1892204 oh, and I refill my supplies of Holy Water

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)18:28 No.1892223 >>1892174 oh, also look for trapmaking supplies and/or more bombs

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)18:29 No.1892234 >>1892223 >and/or more bombs >5secondfilms-no.gif

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)18:29 No.1892239 >>1892204 But you guys almost die.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)18:30 No.1892257 >>1892239 I had it under control all along.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)18:30 No.1892269 >>1892239 You get used to it. I was even more useless than I was last time in this quest. Can't wait to see the consequences of our actions though!

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)18:35 No.1892343 You niggas need new armors.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)18:35 No.1892352 >>1892343 what's wrong with my chainmail and cloak?

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)18:36 No.1892357 >>1892343 That's what I'm looking for fool.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)18:37 No.1892374 >>1892343 but I just got here! i'm probably not even allowed the items you guys are

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)18:37 No.1892384 >>1892343 I'm looking for a new robe, man

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)18:37 No.1892387 >>1892352 I assume they hit you pretty bad in the last battle and we have access to the royal armory. >>1892374 Oh hello new guy.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)18:38 No.1892390 >>1892374 Sorry, we don't speak Healbot.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)18:39 No.1892425 >>1892387 I didn't get hit at all I think, I used ranged weapons

DM 05/12/12(Sat)18:40 No.1892437

>>1892174
>>1892223
You grab a masterwork Crossbow. Being fancy and all, it also works with arrows as well as bolts. You also grab some Lightning Bolts.
No trap supplies though.
>>1892183
You find the Staff of Rituals, an old ceremonial staff made from bone. Luna liked it a lot back in the day, but Celestia never cared for the thing, finding it spooky.
>>1892196
The sword that once saved equestria is stored in the armoury. Still as sharp as ever, the runes on it's surface pulse softly. It is the bane of magic and slayer of witches.
>>1892201
You take one of the rapiers sometimes used by officers in duels and parades. Soldiers are not trained to use them, but in skilled hooves even a ceremonial weapon can be lethal
>>1892204
You see a set of gilded full plate emblazoned with the marks of Celestia. You rush back to the princess to ask about it. She says it's some old set she was supposed to use at certain festivals, but it was irksomely small for her so she only used it once. You can have it.
>>1892215
>>1892374
Aenoi, being appointed to this task by the queen, is granted a blessed shield and a helmet of his liking.

Celestia then motions you to meet her in a side room

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)18:40 No.1892451 >>1892437 Follow Celestia!

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)18:41 No.1892461 >>1892437 >No robe Such is the life of a zigger Follow celestia

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)18:41 No.1892469 >>1892437 Alright, let's go to Celestia then

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)18:42 No.1892476 >>1892437 Follow her and and mutter 'thankyouthankyouthankyou' all the way to the side room while bowing down to her every other step I take.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)18:42 No.1892484 >>1892437 awww sweet! follow the others with celestia

>>	Max [Knight] 05/12/12(Sat)18:42 No.1892488 >>1892437 Aww yiss. Onwards to Celestia then. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GDHR9nawc4

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)18:43 No.1892512 >>1892488 >not the anthem of the USSR

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)18:44 No.1892524 >>1892512 We /pol/ now http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

DM 05/12/12(Sat)18:50 No.1892654

Celestia waits in the other room. Her aside there is also a young female dragon. She introduces herself as Noise.
Her tribe, on the run from Old Ironhide, had a run in with the Griffon Kingdom of the north, and lost five of their original 20 members before coming to an agreement and being allowed to roost in an empty town.
She herself came to Canterlot to offer her services as a translator and ambassador between dragons and ponies. She has knowledge of Ironhide and wishes to do all she can to help defeat him once and for all.
Celestia has accepted her offer, having met Ironhide in person in the past, she knows they will need all the allies they can get.
Noise says there is a large dragon tribe nearby they could try to ally with, or now that she is in Canterlot, you could join her in finding some proper answers to the true nature of Ironhide.
She also offers to tell you the story of Ironhide as she knows it, if you care to listen.

>>1892524
>>1892512
>not this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKLK2p2FqDU
inb4 nobody but me speaks enough swedish to find this funny

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)18:51 No.1892678 >>1892654 Tell me about the dragon please.

>>	Max [Knight] 05/12/12(Sat)18:52 No.1892691 >>1892654 Let's hear the story.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)18:52 No.1892692 >>1892654 Let's listen to the story first

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)18:52 No.1892698 >>1892654 Talk with Noise about the dragon.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)18:53 No.1892710 >>1892654 I guess we're listening to the story again

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)18:53 No.1892716 >>1892654 Our actions are here from there, yay And we already listened to it once, but whatever! I think we should find out the true nature of that Monster, maybe it will offer us something to convince every dragon that we need to be allies.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)18:54 No.1892742 >>1892716 I'm happy we get to meet Noise again

DM 05/12/12(Sat)18:55 No.1892753

>>1892678
>>1892691
>>1892692
>>1892698
>>1892710
>>1892716
>this is copypaste from the other one. If you already read it, you can skip it. I won't hide anything important in there.
Old Ironhide made a name for himself four hundred years ago during those dragon migrations. He was massive even compared to other dragons, and had great iron plates hammered to his skin and scales. Most dragons suspected he had paid some other race to build them onto him, but there was no proof. What fueled Ironhide's rage was a mystery, but he blindly attacked any dragon that got in his way, openly destroying any eggs he could find. The iron plates and countless fights had left him so disfigured that none could be sure what he once looked like. Perhaps he was a dragon someone once knew. Perhaps he was a loner or an outsider. Whatever his past was, it had to be traumatic. What else would drive a dragon to so blindly slay his own kind? His fury scattered the tribes, forcing them outwards from their traditional roosting grounds in search of safety. Matings failed and eggs were lost, causing a severe dip in dragon population. There were also many clashes between dragons and other races, as the dragons sought roosts, just like now.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)18:56 No.1892772 >>1892742 But I can't hump her leg non-sexually now, can I?

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)18:56 No.1892774 >>1892753 hmm... I'm up for some action since we spent most of the last quest talking shit with Griffons, I think we should try to ally with the local Dragons.

DM 05/12/12(Sat)18:56 No.1892779

>>1892753
All seemed lost until Celestia the princess of Equestria stepped forth to stop the madness before her capital of Canterlot would come under attack.
Gathering countless unicorns, some of them famous and notable, as well as shamans and warriors, she made a pact with the dragons. Learning the deepest secrets and weaknesses of a dragon first hand, she guided her unicorns in creating a spell that could weaken the mighty Ironhide.
The other dragon clans united to face Ironhide in battle, and through many died that day, the combined armies of dragons and ponies managed to bring down Ironhide.
However, he was too strong to finish off that day, with every army in rags, the unicorns instead sealed him in a mighty stone prison, sealing him there forever with shrines that sustained their weakening spell. Now the shrines have been broken and Ironhide has returned, still consumed with rage against the dragons, and now with a similar hatred of ponies, especially the unicorns and Celestia.
At least, that is the story as it was told to her.

She asks if you'd rather go to the archives for research, or meet the dragons as is?

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)18:56 No.1892787 >>1892772 On the other hand, my character can

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)18:57 No.1892800 >>1892753 >>1892779 I blame the ponygoblins. And lets go meet the dragons.

>>	Max [Knight] 05/12/12(Sat)18:57 No.1892806 >>1892779 Fair enough. Let's go for the dragons. Should be easy enough since we have the trinkets that we got from the scholars.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)18:57 No.1892807 >>1892779 As boring as it sounds, the archives are the right thing to do. We need every bit of information to get the dragons on our side.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)18:57 No.1892808 >>1892779 We should meet the dragons.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)18:58 No.1892820 >>1892779 I propose someone stay and search the archives while a few of us to go push for alliance with the dragons

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)18:58 No.1892825 We have the trinkets RIGHT MAX?, I hope those are enough.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)18:59 No.1892845 >>1892820 Splitting up is a stupid idea. Unless you can teleport.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)19:00 No.1892864 >>1892820 If things go south, we need a healer at the dragon den... Ah shit, I have bad memories from fighting dragons...from, my, uh, past life I think we should study the archives after all.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)19:00 No.1892869 >>1892845 ah, anyone know how to teleport? sounds like something that could be found in the archives

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)19:01 No.1892885 >>1892869 But we look the archieves yesterday and it was a waste of time.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)19:01 No.1892886 >>1892864 I think I'm going to snatch leadership from Max. Even I have more balls than him. We go to the archives. inb4 stallionface jokes.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)19:02 No.1892900 >>1892886 No im going with him to meet the dragons.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)19:02 No.1892906 >>1892885 alright, i'm with you guys

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)19:02 No.1892907 >>1892900 Deserters will be shot.

>>	Max [Knight] 05/12/12(Sat)19:03 No.1892923 >>1892886 Whatever you say, lady.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)19:03 No.1892925 DECIDE ON SOMETHING ALREADY

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)19:03 No.1892929 >>1892907 You two can waste your time reading the same books we read the other day but we are going to save the land.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)19:03 No.1892930 >>1892900 We'll go to the dragons after that. >>1892885 We purged a den of cultist. That wasn't a waste of time.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)19:04 No.1892943 >>1892929 AND die trying.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)19:04 No.1892948 >>1892886 while you're at it why don't you use those leadership points to ask celestia for a few rank n' file guards as a temporary backup in case the thing with the dragons falls to far

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)19:05 No.1892961 >>1892925 WE GO DOWN TO THE ARCHIVES! But before that, I ask Celestia if she can bless my hammer so I can smite down evil even harder. >>1892948 Also, what he said.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)19:05 No.1892964 >>1892925 We're going to drag the stragglers with us to the archives That's official, DM, write what we find

DM 05/12/12(Sat)19:05 No.1892972

After some bickering Radiant takes up command and says they will try the archives.
The rest of the party begrudgingly agree as Noise voices her support for the plan.
>>1892885
Noise asks what the party had already researched. Perhaps she could point them to a more useful direction, being a dragon herself.
She also tries to calm everyone down, saying this will only take a moment. She has a hunch and wants to see if there is any root to it.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)19:06 No.1892992 >>1892972 Tell her what we know.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)19:06 No.1892996 >>1892972 Fine she already drag us to the archieves.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)19:07 No.1893018 >>1892996 Didn't you write better English yesterday

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)19:07 No.1893019 >>1892996 Stop nickering or I'll wash your mouth with soap. >>1892972 We know he's a big-dragon-thingy who wants do to heresy and stuff?

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)19:08 No.1893031 >>1892972 We know that there's a death cult

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)19:08 No.1893039 >>1893018 Im drunk.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)19:09 No.1893044 >>1893039 Incest happens tonight, you heard it here first

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)19:10 No.1893058 >>1892961 Also, DM, consider the things about the blessing and request for back-up if you haven't already. Just to make sure you didn't miss it

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)19:10 No.1893061 >>1893044 Not my character.

DM 05/12/12(Sat)19:13 No.1893116

>>1892996
>>1893018
>>1893031
>>1893019
>>1892992
Noise listens to you and ponders for a while.
She then quickly dashes into the history wing and scours the shelves for info about the first arrival of Ironhide.
She asks you to help her find a record of knights serving in the royal guard at the time.
There is a story among dragons, a fairly old one that most just consider a story among a million others. It tells of a pony knight who once was seen as a notable threat by dragons. Though small and unremarkable, his faith in his duty brought him great strength. He wandered the lands near Canterlot, attacking any dragons he found. He even killed a few younger ones.
She wants to know if this knight was real, for if the stories are to be believed he lived not long before Ironhide appeared.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)19:14 No.1893136 >>1893116 Smartypants get on the task of finding the book!

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)19:15 No.1893142 >>1893116 I'll help her look for said story

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)19:15 No.1893144 >>1893116 Help looking for the book

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)19:15 No.1893145 >>1893058 >>1892961 >>1892948 Celestia said she will send out two of her fastest guards to aid you when needed. She also blessed the hammer with her magic, seemingly amused by the idea. You now firmly believe it is more powerful.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)19:15 No.1893150 >>1893116 Ok lets help this dragon.

>>	Max [Knight] 05/12/12(Sat)19:15 No.1893157 >>1893116 I'll just stand back and ponder around. I need to think.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)19:16 No.1893165 >>1893116 Oh man this is getting interesting Rolling if I can find the book

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)19:16 No.1893170 >>1893145 Squeak, giggle like a filly and kiss her hooves.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)19:16 No.1893177 >>1893170 >0 Oh no!

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)19:16 No.1893179 >>1893170 oh man

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)19:17 No.1893191 >>1893170 >critically fail at kissing your deity's ass Oh man I hope you hit your snout on the floor or something

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)19:17 No.1893192 >>1893170 >Spaghetti

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)19:18 No.1893203 >>1893177 >>1893179 >>1893191 >>1893192 How can you critically fail at fangasming

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)19:18 No.1893225 >>1893203 Well I gave you an example Imagine how embarrassing it would be

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)19:19 No.1893236 >>1893225 At least it's not a triple critical fail I think that would have made me a Fallen or something

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)19:20 No.1893258 >>1893236 Oh ha ha My wargaming mates told me to buy new dice because clearly no one should be roll that many 1s when needing high and that many 6s when needing low

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)19:21 No.1893264 Since when is MLPG roleplaying?!

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)19:21 No.1893280 >>1893264 Since about a while ago It's DnD, you might have heard of it

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)19:22 No.1893290 >>1893264 Since DM made the Pony D&D rules. >>1893258 The two 10-faced dice I have is only used by me when we are drinking wine with friends. It's one helluva game.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)19:23 No.1893312 >>1893280 Guess I missed way too many things since I was gone...

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)19:23 No.1893316 Oh wait, this is MLPG Fantasy multiplayer text only pseudo-quest

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)19:24 No.1893325 >>1893280 >>1893290 better use these 0s all up... >>1893316 >This is what roleplayfags actually believe

DM 05/12/12(Sat)19:25 No.1893343

>>1893165
>>1893157
>>1893150
>>1893144
>>1893142
>>1893136
After some messing around you do indeed find a record of knights who served four hundred years ago. As you go through the list, Celestia walks into the room
>>1893170
Celestia is sort of creeped out by your drooling, and pulls her hoof away.
She then proceeds to talk.
That story indeed is fact, and she knew that knight. His name was Valiance and he was something of a rogue element. As a guard, it was his duty to protect Canterlot. However he always prioritized the greatest threats as the ones most demanding of attention. While this was a good mindset, it lead to him hunting dragons for over ten years, believing they were by far the greatest potential threat to the castle.
His methods were often overblown and unpredictable, endangering his fellow guards and civilians for what he called the greater good end. Eventually Celestia had to eject him from the guard. This did not stop him, however, and he continued his crusade in private, swearing to protect his princess.
Eventually he disappeared, and was assumed dead around six months before the appearance of Ironhide. He was last seen heading into the mountains. She is not sure what he was looking for there, since nobody really visits that place often.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)19:27 No.1893369 >>1893343 We need to investigate the mountains Though the local dragon clans...

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)19:27 No.1893384 >>1893369 Maybe we can use draogn mounts?

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)19:27 No.1893387 >>1893343 If only we had a Tracker that didn't completely suck at everything, we may find what he was trying to find in those mountains.

>>	Max [Knight] 05/12/12(Sat)19:28 No.1893397 >>1893343 Sounds like my kind of feller'. I say we head for the mountain.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)19:28 No.1893398 >>1893387 Rolling to slap the paladin in her adorable face

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)19:29 No.1893407 >>1893369 >>1893387 >>1893397 Shouldn't we talk to that group of dragons first?

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)19:29 No.1893422 >>1893407 Yes and use dragon mounts.

>>	Max [Knight] 05/12/12(Sat)19:29 No.1893426 >>1893343 Also, can I ask something, DM? How many days have passed since our battle against the cultists?

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)19:29 No.1893428 >>1893398 OH SURE NOW IT WORKS >>1893407 Like I implied, we should talk to the dragons they might have their nests near the mountains anyway

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)19:30 No.1893439 >>1893422 We only have Noise And we're not even sure what she looks like

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)19:30 No.1893451 >>1893428 at the very least, if we work out an alliance, they could point us in the right direction

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)19:31 No.1893454 >>1893407 Maybe we can check the mountains on the way. >>1893398 Pout at Celestia after getting slapped and ask her to discipline this ruffian.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)19:31 No.1893463 >>1893439 But we are going to talk with a dragon tribe.

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)19:32 No.1893477 >>1893426 One. You killed them last night. >>1893439 She is a young, pale white dragon with ashen wings and a rather gaunt body. She might be able to carry one of you with effort, but no more.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)19:32 No.1893481 >>1893463 I thought you meant we should ride dragons to meet the dragons Oh well. Investigate Noise, I want to know what she looks like

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)19:32 No.1893490 >>1893481 >>1893477 nevermind then

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)19:32 No.1893493 >>1893477 Keep Sethisto away from this please

>>	Max [Knight] 05/12/12(Sat)19:33 No.1893500 >>1893477 Ah..we've got time to spare, let's visit the dragons then, and perhaps ask them to assist in defending Canterlot.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)19:33 No.1893509 >>1893493 What are you >implying

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)19:34 No.1893524 >>1893509 That Seth is a faget who has a boner for female dragons and likes to shit up /tg/ related material?

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)19:35 No.1893532 >>1893524 But Seth doesn't come here

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)19:35 No.1893543 >>1893532 Thankfully

DM 05/12/12(Sat)19:35 No.1893552

You agree to meet the dragon clan before investigating the mountains.
Celestia wishes you luck and sends you off. She then resumes her duties overseeing the reinforcing of Canterlot Castle.

As you head out to meet the dragons, Noise asks if there is something you'd like to know about dragons, her or something else to pass the time.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)19:35 No.1893553 I have my suspicions about Iron Hide and Valiance, but if anything we should start making our way to the dragon camp Does Celestia want an alliance with them? were there any problems with dragons making a camp in equestrian lands?

>>	Max [Knight] 05/12/12(Sat)19:37 No.1893578 >>1893552 Definitely. Stuff like if they have any "allegiance" to Iron Hide. About her too, if she doesn't mind.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)19:37 No.1893580 >>1893552 Check my 'Book of Evil Things to Smite' and if it has anything in it about dragons. Then ask Noise what she thougth of Celestia.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)19:37 No.1893588 >>1893552 How many, and if there are any dragons of note. Also yeah, I'd like to know more about her.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)19:37 No.1893592 >>1893552 yea, I'd like to ask if there are any tensions with the dragons who are in equestria and others who are migrating

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)19:37 No.1893596 >>1893552 Ask what the dragons are like.

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)19:37 No.1893598 >>1893553 It is a dark time for all races. Celestia knows the dragons mean no harm intentionally so she lets them be in peace.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)19:38 No.1893609 >>1893552 Just think about my things.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)19:44 No.1893755 I might have to leave in 15, depending on what my friends decide on. DM knows what time it is around here. I'll do everything I can to see this adventure through though

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)19:45 No.1893779 >>1893755 CANEL ALL YOUR PLANS NASSE YOU CAN ALWAY HANG OUT WITH REAL FRIENDS, BUT THIS IS A ONE TIME OFFER

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)19:46 No.1893812 >>1893779 But my faggot friends want to SLEEP And they can't sleep when the computer is on because light and sound and noise and whiiiiiine

DM 05/12/12(Sat)19:47 No.1893833

>>1893578
No dragon would ever imagine allying with Ironhide. He is a genocidal monster and an enemy of all dragons.
She says she did not expect much of this migration, and for a while feared for her life, but now she has seen new hope and believes the experiences she has had have made her stronger.
>>1893580
The book says dragons are big, and suggests smiting with big things. If possible, attempt dropping boulders. Possibly boulders inscribed with prayer.
Noise remarks that Celestia was very understanding and kind, yet gave off an air of power she never expected from a pony.
>>1893588
Noise does not know how many dragons ended up in this splinter, but for reference she was a part of a splinter of 20 of various ages. In general, the older, larger dragons are the ones to keep an eye on. Them, or the most vocal ones.
She further tells that she has never liked the idea of mating that much, and has often wishes she would never grow up to be as monstrous as most dragons do.
>>1893592
Dragons who roost in Equestria rarely pay mind to migrating ones. Sometimes they join in to seek potential mates, but mostly they prefer to sleep in peace.
>>1893596
Noise does not know any of these dragons herself, but says that all dragons respect straight talk and assertive authority, greatly disliking over politeness.
>>1893609
>9
>CRITICAL THINKING
Yep. You sure think about those things. Long and hard. You really understand your things now.
>>1893812
Give them earplugs

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)19:47 No.1893839 >>1893812 My roommate wants to sleep and he'll have exams in two days, but I said 'Yo', this is important to me, give me this one night, k?' and he agreed. Be more assertive nigger.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)19:48 No.1893858 >>1893833 >Yep. You sure think about those things. Long and hard. You really understand your things now. Do I get a bonus?

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)19:49 No.1893893 In turn, Noise asks about you. Why are you up in arms against Ironhide? What do you know that may help? How did you end up together? She is visibly excited about the fact that she gets to have a nice smart conversation for a change

Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)19:50 No.1893895

>>1893833
>She further tells that she has never liked the idea of mating that much, and has often wishes she would never grow up to be as monstrous as most dragons do.
Well, nothing I can do about that, I'm not a mage or a Twilight Sparkle
>>1893839
If only it did work.
I might be able to change to a laptop though.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)19:50 No.1893909 >>1893812 Tell them to stop being so casual >>1893893 Uh roll to not lose my spaghetti

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)19:51 No.1893933 >>1893893 I'm fascinated with ranged weapons and this is a chance to use them. Of course defending the realm and innocents and blah blah blah Dragon's eyes seem to be their weak spots, I'm not sure if anything else. The paladin's got the other one.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)19:51 No.1893935 >>1893893 I want his dragon treasure.

Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)19:52 No.1893967

>>1893833
>>1893893
She did damn right not to say anything bad about her.
Tell her how it's no wonder she gives off that air of power since she is Celestia, the one who moves the sun, our one and only leader fuck Luna, and things like that.
I'm against Ironhide for Celestia and for the good of Equestria, no such evil is allowed to live.
I'm not that good at spells and rituals that may stop him, but as long as I have my Faith, nothing will stop me to Smite that bastard down.
Tell her that Dawn is my useless sister.

>>1893895
Change to laptop and lie on bed with earblooms. That's what I do.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)19:52 No.1893970 Okay I made it clear I'm staying up even if they don't I hope it works inb4 quadruple critical fail

Max [Knight] 05/12/12(Sat)19:53 No.1893975

>>1893893
Explain to her that I'm a descendant of an Earth Pone Knight that had fought for Celestia.

>>1893833
Also, is it possible to identify the trinkets that we got from the scholars? Maybe Noise can explain why they can be used to make the dragons our allies.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)19:53 No.1893979 >>1893909 Now that that worked, tell her that the zebra kingdom is in danger because of Old Ironfag and that this is also a great chance to learn more magic

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)19:53 No.1893987 >>1893893 explain that since the castle is up in arms, there has to be a strong enough reason to join rank. I don't know much about this. and I was appointed the healer of the group

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)19:54 No.1893990 >>1893975 >I'm a descendant of an Earth Pone Knight that had fought for Celestia Hmmmm.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)19:54 No.1893997 >>1893967 But Luna is just as important as her sister It could be considered treason to speak bad of her

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)19:54 No.1894002 >>1893909 Spagetti well preserved

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)19:55 No.1894030 Next thread is pretty much ded

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)19:56 No.1894038 >>1893997 She didn't say or think that, it's just my personal opinion. And she's a follower of Celestia and her Sun, not Luna and any of her darkness.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)19:56 No.1894056 >>1894030 I'd wait a bit, they're still arguing.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)19:56 No.1894058 >soundtrack for being friends with Noise http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0TvnWRSyr4

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)20:00 No.1894154 >>1894038 She cares for the realm just like her sister, I find her very under appreciated.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)20:00 No.1894155 >>1894056 I'm done. You guys can use the new thread now.

DM 05/12/12(Sat)20:02 No.1894190

Noise listens to all your stories, smiling and nodding.
She is very happy to learn more about you, and would like to hear more, but you've arrived at the temporary dragon roost.

It is not much to look at. Just some rocky field with maybe a dozen dragons around. Noise seems worried. She tells you that splinters this small are very unusual and often bad news.
She asks if she should go first and check the situation, or if you should go as a group?

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)20:03 No.1894209 >>1894190 Going as a group would be the best option

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)20:03 No.1894211 >>1894190 we should wait here

>>	Max [Knight] 05/12/12(Sat)20:03 No.1894216 >>1894190 I have a bad feel about this..but let's go as a group.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)20:03 No.1894217 >>1894190 Going as a group.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)20:03 No.1894222 I'm changing computers now, I'm gonna be a bit lost while I search for the new thread >>1894190 Group

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)20:10 No.1894358 Waiting for players. Please report in.

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)20:11 No.1894387

>>1894306
I don't understand, how did I treat artists like dirt? I'm confused and hopelessly lost here! Did I do something and then forget about it? Just tell me where I went wrong and I'll do whatever I can to fix it. I think the world of artists, especially because they can do something I could never hope to!

I know I'm talking to NTSTS on one hand and I'm honestly sorry and hurt that I somehow alienated a group of people I cared deeply about. Is this Obsidian? Rose? Reuniclus? I...I just am right here and I'm really sorry!

>>1894345
You unfriended me on Steam! You're not on my friends list any more! I'm Zigludo, did you not realise?!

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)20:11 No.1894389 >>1894358 Reporting in.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)20:11 No.1894393 >>1894358 Here >>1894365 I'm not gonna be good enough and everyone will be disappoint Anyway let's continue

>>	Max [Knight] 05/12/12(Sat)20:12 No.1894407 >>1894358 Knight reporting for duty.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)20:12 No.1894409 >>1894358 Here.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)20:12 No.1894412 >>1894358 reporting!

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)20:12 No.1894413 >>1894358 Yes >>1894393 >A BLOO BLOO BLOO Yeah, no one will be disappointed

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)20:13 No.1894425 I was going to Friendoff but then I forgot like four times.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)20:14 No.1894454 >>1894425 >I was going to Friendoff then I realised that I can only write shitty feels and most of the people hate me anyway

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)20:15 No.1894470 >>1894454 Shut up and finish Pinkie quest Aspirant

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)20:15 No.1894480 >>1894470 >implying Hit and miss

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)20:15 No.1894481 >>1894454 I wonder if my minis even count as drawfagging or my DMing counts as writefagging Anywho, back to the quest at hand. You decide to go as a group.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)20:16 No.1894498 >>1894481 now what I'd count this as writefagging

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)20:17 No.1894524 >>1894481 Lets do this.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)20:18 No.1894564 Is my crossbow gonna be ready or do I have to load it

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)20:20 No.1894595 >>1894564 Loading your crossbow before going to negotiate isn't the friendliest thing to do.

DM 05/12/12(Sat)20:20 No.1894615

You approach the center of the roost as a tight group, looking cautious.
One of the dragons, likely the eldest by Noise's judgement, rises up to greet you. Noise says you've come at a bad time. There has recently been a major internal argument among the splinter tribe, leading to it breaking down even further as half of the dragons headed northwards to seek safer grounds further away from Ironhide.
Those who stayed are now weighing their options.
If you have something to offer, do so, but otherwise leave them be. They have enough trouble as it is.

Noise further explains that small groups tend to make mating hard, leading to little offspring. Uniting them with another splinter might be a good plan, or alternatively they could be convinced to join the war effort as their mating is already likely a failure.

What do you do?

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)20:21 No.1894619 >>1894564 I don't think that's a good thing to do before meeting new people

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)20:21 No.1894620 >>1894595 But it's the careful thing to do You have it easy, having only to draw your sword

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)20:22 No.1894649 >>1894358 What is happening? Where did my shitposting go?

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)20:22 No.1894650 >>1894615 We should give them those trinkets we looted.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)20:22 No.1894655 >>1894619 I am just asking, if shit gets real, do I have to spend time loading it or can I just pull off a quick shot. >>1894615 So, should we try uniting them with some other splinter? What about the trinkets?

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)20:23 No.1894660 >>1894620 *Hammer >>1894615 Let's leave them alone for the time being. Try to reconnect them later when we meet other tribes.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)20:23 No.1894664 >>1894615 Second this >>1894655

>>	Max [Knight] 05/12/12(Sat)20:23 No.1894673 >>1894615 That feel when my e-mail didn't go through, and I'm not listed as a participant. ;_; Oh well. Show them the trinkets, perhaps.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)20:23 No.1894674 >>1894649 it's in >>1893838 >>1894650 we didn't really loot them. Ask Noise if there are other splinters nearby.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)20:24 No.1894683 >>1894673 Ask Leth he is on the new horse

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)20:24 No.1894697 >>1894615 we could offer to help them join with another splinter, provided they aid us in the war effort when the need arises

DM 05/12/12(Sat)20:29 No.1894792

>>1894655
The crossbow is loaded
>>1894650
>>1894673
You ask Noise if the trinkets would be of any use.
She goes over them for a while and gets a wide smile on her face. They indeed might be of use.
While most of it is just fancy baubles, there is a Dragonheart Gem among them. Many dragons like to eat gems but these are usually left uneaten, as they pulse softly when near dragons. The pulse grows with every dragon nearby, so sometimes they are used during migrations to find other groups.
>>1894697
>>1894674
>>1894660
Noise knows that there is her old splinter back in the Griffon Kingdom to the northeast, and the group that split off from this splinter that was heading north.
She could offer these dragons the gem and some directions, possibly in exchange for a ride to the mountains and promises of future assistance.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)20:30 No.1894818 >>1894792 I'd take the deal.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)20:30 No.1894820 >>1894792 that sounds as good as it could be. is this where Noise parts ways with us?

>>	Max [Knight] 05/12/12(Sat)20:30 No.1894825 >>1894792 >possibly in exchange for a ride to the mountains and promises of future assistance Well dang, that's a good enough deal.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)20:30 No.1894828 >>1894792 Sounds great.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)20:31 No.1894832 >>1894792 Do it!

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)20:31 No.1894835 >>1894792 Offer the gem and trinkets, and tell them we will do our best to unite them with other splinters if they join our cause. In short, take Noise's deal.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)20:31 No.1894849 >>1894832 Welp.

DM 05/12/12(Sat)20:35 No.1894919

>>1894835
>>1894832
>>1894828
>>1894825
>>1894820
>>1894818
Noise is very happy that her idea was good. She turns to talk to the elder dragon, showing the gem and explaining something in dragonspeak.
After a while she returns to you and says the splinter agrees with the deal. She asks if she should direct them to the splinter in the Griffon Kingdom, or the one headed north?
She can then either join this splinter or stay with you as you search the mountains.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)20:36 No.1894941 >>1894919 We don't know anything about the other splinter, the one in the GK might be a safer bet. Group, what do you think?

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)20:36 No.1894943 >>1894919 I'd like to keep her with us. I think they might have better luck with her splinter.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)20:37 No.1894950 >>1894919 what do we know about the splinter in the griffon kingdom? and of the one up north? it would be great to have a dragon speaker just in case, but if she feels she's needed elsewhere then there's no stopping her

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)20:37 No.1894951 >>1894941 >>1894943 I agree.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)20:37 No.1894953 >>1894919 We should keep her around considering she is a dragon.

>>	Max [Knight] 05/12/12(Sat)20:38 No.1894958 >>1894919 She may be helpful. Bring her along.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)20:39 No.1894989 Let's tell this splinter we'll be back later, and ask them to stay here until we find out more about the one up North. Ask Noise to come with us. Good enough?

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)20:40 No.1894996 >>1894941 what word do we have of the griffon kingdom's dealings with the splinter in their lands?

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)20:40 No.1895000 >>1894989 No we should go to the north now.

DM 05/12/12(Sat)20:41 No.1895013

>>1894941
>>1894943
>>1894950
>>1894951
>>1894953
>>1894958
You agree to keep Noise with you.
Noise knows the griffon kingdom splinter should be about 16 dragons strong, but the King needs to be informed so that he won't attack the dragons thinking they are there to take more roosting space by force. The king already had to evacuate two whole towns to make space for the dragons already there.
The splinter to the north is a wildcard. She knows nothing of it.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)20:42 No.1895028 >>1894989 is our destination in the same direction as the splinter? we could travel with them. and if the splinter up there is hostile then it'd be easier to send word to the griffon kingdom to ask if they could accommodate these dragons

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)20:42 No.1895029 >>1895013 In this case I'd rather go with the Paladin's idea.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)20:42 No.1895034 >>1894996 We know that it's Noise's group and they are not hostile. >>1895000 >>1895013 We should go to the North with Noise and find out more about that splinter.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)20:42 No.1895039 >>1895013 To the north.

>>	Max [Knight] 05/12/12(Sat)20:42 No.1895042 >>1895029 >>1895034 Fair enough.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)20:43 No.1895046 >>1895013 Yeah, maybe we should try to find out more about those dragons up north

DM 05/12/12(Sat)20:46 No.1895106

You explain your plan to Noise. She seems worried but agrees to present your case to the dragons here.
After a discussion, the dragons agree to take you north to the mountains. They will stay in the foothills and wait there. If you locate the other splinter and convince the to rejoin the group, they will all aid you in the coming battle.
Do you take this offer?

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)20:47 No.1895123 >>1895106 Yes.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)20:47 No.1895126 >>1895106 Take the deal.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)20:47 No.1895129 >>1895106 Sounds like a good offer.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)20:48 No.1895130 >>1895106 but of course.

>>	Max [Knight] 05/12/12(Sat)20:48 No.1895132 >>1895106 Definitely.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)20:48 No.1895138 >>1895106 the question should be how do you NOT take this offer?

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)20:49 No.1895150 >>1895123 >>1895126 >>1895129 >>1895130 >>1895132 >>1895138 >mfw we wake up another ancient horror by not doing what the DM wants

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)20:49 No.1895152 >>1895138 By rolling a triple critical fail I'M LOOKING AT YOU NASSE

DM 05/12/12(Sat)20:51 No.1895171

>>1895123
>>1895126
>>1895129
>>1895130
>>1895132
>>1895138
Everyone seems ok with the offer.
You mount the dragons and head north to the mountains.
The flight will take a while, and Noise asks if anyone has a plan for when you get there.

>>1895150
Had you sent them to the Griffon King without contacting Celestia first, the Stormherald would've killed them all.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)20:52 No.1895189 >>1895171 Sweet talk the dragons.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)20:52 No.1895192 >>1895171 I suggest we send our tracker in one direction while we head in another, and reconvene at a high point if we don't find anything

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)20:52 No.1895197 >>1895171 Ask them nicely to join. Ask them meanly if they don't want to join. Smite any heretics.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)20:52 No.1895198 >>1895171 uh, I think we need to find out what they were fighting over first

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)20:53 No.1895206 >>1895171 Assertively ask them to join

>>	Max [Knight] 05/12/12(Sat)20:53 No.1895210 >>1895171 If there's any hostility, I'll just be prepared for it.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)20:54 No.1895228 >>1895210 Try to be less squishy than last time.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)20:54 No.1895231 >>1895210 Dude, you've been like, silent the whole damn game

>>	Max [Knight] 05/12/12(Sat)20:55 No.1895255 >>1895228 >>1895231 Roll for demotivation. If anything, my sword does the talking.

DM 05/12/12(Sat)20:59 No.1895327

Noise listens and nods, remarking that if infighting was the reason the group broke off, you may need to deal with what or whoever the problem was.

You have arrived upon the mountain. The gem is pulsing harder, indicating there are more dragons here.
The scenery is rugged and dark. Jagged rock formations line the cliffs and an eery dark mist floats near the ground. Although it is day, it might as well be midnight here.
There are some paths leading towards a plateau, another that seems to head higher, possibly to a peak, and a lower path that enters some caves on a cliffside.
Noise chimes in saying that any of these might be a potential temporary roost, and that splitting up in such terrain would be suicidal.

Where do you go?

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)21:00 No.1895337 >>1895327 I roll for my spotting skill if I could see the dragons or tracks or anything really

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)21:00 No.1895344 >>1895327 dragons fly, so either the plateau or the high grounds

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)21:00 No.1895350 >>1895327 I think it's most likely for them to be at the peak.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)21:00 No.1895352 >>1895327 Stick with the group and wait for this >>1895337

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)21:00 No.1895354 >>1895327 First of all, light a torch and pray for Celestia for some Light in this forsaken land. >>1895337 I'll wait for that roll to decide.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)21:01 No.1895362 >>1895350 >>1895352 Stop dropping your names you halfwits

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)21:02 No.1895368 >>1895362 I don't want to post with my name in the other thread ;_;

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)21:02 No.1895371 >>1895362 Thats rude.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)21:02 No.1895380 >>1895368 Also I'm >>1895350

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)21:03 No.1895386 >>1895337 You spot that some of the rocks towards the plateau have been disturbed fairly recently. Notably you also spot a path overgrown with some shrubs. It seems nobody has used it for years, possibly centuries, but it certainly is, or at least once was, a path.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)21:04 No.1895411 >>1895386 I smell a trap I have a bad feeling about this, but we should investigate the plateau.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)21:04 No.1895420 >>1895386 should we investigate the path?

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)21:05 No.1895440 >>1895386 Investigate this.

>>	Max [Knight] 05/12/12(Sat)21:06 No.1895446 >>1895386 Check the path.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)21:06 No.1895452 >>1895386 The path seems interesting

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)21:07 No.1895468 >>1895411 this

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)21:07 No.1895485 4 against 2, we investigate the path.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)21:09 No.1895507 >>1895485 I meant that too. I was thinking it might lead up there. Anywhere but the caves, to be honest.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)21:11 No.1895543 >>1895507 I would really like to get sleeping soon though, are we gonna call adventure done after we sort out this dragon business?

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)21:12 No.1895552 >>1895543 I meant for this time of course, not like we're gonna kill Ironhide now or anything

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)21:12 No.1895555 >>1895543 Nope, sleep is for the weak.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)21:12 No.1895561 >>1895543 >Sleep >2012

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)21:13 No.1895576 >>1895561 >>1895555 I have places to be tomorr- today afternoon!

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)21:14 No.1895589 >>1895576 Well lets wait for DM.

DM 05/12/12(Sat)21:14 No.1895593

You head out to the path. It soon begins leading sharply upwards, and the dark mist gets thicker as you go further up.
Fang-like rocks jut from the cliffs above, and dark clouds further mess with visibility. Luckily Radiant's torch provides ample light to see where you are going.

As you reach the end of the path, you come to a summit you never saw from below. It is black as night and nothing grows there. Some scattered stones indicate there once may have been a building here.
You can make out a vague shape in the darkness. It does not move.

How do you act?

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)21:14 No.1895602 >>1895576 Man up already you nigger. First you take Fluttershy as favourite and now you claim you need sleep. A human can be awake for more than 36 hours straight and be functional and not tired. I know I can, then so can you.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)21:15 No.1895620 >>1895593 Poke the thing.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)21:16 No.1895626 >>1895593 our rogue should sneak closer. >>1895602 but then I couldn't sleep for the whole ni- Oh OH!

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)21:16 No.1895633 >>1895593 I mutter a prayer for Light. Rolling if Celestia heard it or not.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)21:16 No.1895634 >>1895593 I have detect evil right? Rolling for that if i have it otherwise i ready myself

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)21:16 No.1895637 >>1895620 As usual that was my.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)21:17 No.1895650 >>1895620 >>1895633 >>1895634 We continue to fail at life at every turn.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)21:17 No.1895651 >>1895593 I'll just wait and get ready for a combat

>>	Max [Knight] 05/12/12(Sat)21:17 No.1895656 >>1895593 If anything, let the Rogue do her thi- >0 Ready my sword for hostility.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)21:18 No.1895668 >>1895637 >me

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)21:18 No.1895670 >>1895651 I'll do that too. [ready for combat] Is Noise with us?

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)21:19 No.1895695 >>1895670 >>1895651 >1 >0 we deed~

DM 05/12/12(Sat)21:19 No.1895701

>>1895620
You fail to judge the distance correctly and instead fall on your face.
>>1895633
If Celestia heard, she did not react.
>>1895634
While you know that your focus should've been insufficient to tell clearly, the shape in the dark radiates such pure evil you could easily feel it.
>>1895651
>>1895656
>>1895670
Upon hearing this, you get ready.
Noise says it still hasn't moved even a bit, but she can hear what sounds like a heartbeat.

Look closer?
Attack?

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)21:21 No.1895722 >>1895701 oh okay uh, can I roll for my spotting skill?

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)21:21 No.1895724 >>1895701 Ask Noise if thats a dragon.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)21:21 No.1895725 >>1895701 We shouldn't attack right away, let's just slowly move closer

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)21:21 No.1895726 >>1895701 Radiates with pure evil? I'll ready my Hammer to Smite it down, but before I do that I sprinkle some holy water on it.

>>	Max [Knight] 05/12/12(Sat)21:21 No.1895730 >>1895701 We can't be too sure until we know the enemy. Try to to look closer.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)21:24 No.1895774 I should, probably be in the back ranks, with my shield up.. after you guys

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)21:25 No.1895784 >>1895774 I'll just be staying near you. With my crossbow raised. With a lightning bolt.

DM 05/12/12(Sat)21:25 No.1895785

You all move closer, ready to strike.
To your relief you find that it is not alive, simply a statue.
Remarkably, it appears to be completely intact, even though the stone ruins around it are worn and blasted.
The statue is grotesque, featuring parts of many animals. It is like a large pony, but instead of a head it has another body, much like one of a minotaur. It has mighty, jutting horns and perhaps most unnervingly, a dark, beating heart.
You also notice a worn, corroded sword discarded near the statue.

Inspect the sword?
Roll for lore?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)21:26 No.1895806 >>1895785 Roll for lore

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)21:26 No.1895807 >>1895785 Oh I'll inspect the sword the Cleric should help me, maybe the paladin could identify it too?

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)21:26 No.1895808 >>1895785 Sprinkle holy water on it and spit in disgust that such evil exsists.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)21:27 No.1895811 >>1895785 Inspect the wrod.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)21:27 No.1895820 >>1895811 fuck >Sword

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)21:27 No.1895825 >>1895806 Sorry this time I close my chrome.

>>	Max [Knight] 05/12/12(Sat)21:27 No.1895828 >>1895785 Inspect the sword. Rollan'

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)21:28 No.1895838 >>1895785 i'm with the Tracker, shield still raised

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)21:28 No.1895840 someone should ask Noise about this

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)21:29 No.1895849 We're not going to set Discord free, are we?

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)21:29 No.1895857 I'm watching a weird episode from Adventure Time and this situation is not playing well now

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)21:29 No.1895860 >>1895849 the description reads more like a centaur.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)21:30 No.1895875 >>1895860 Tirek then? Oh shit. It's going to be Tirek.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)21:30 No.1895880 >>1895860 Tirek!

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)21:31 No.1895889 >>1895880 >>1895875 I don't know Tirek

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)21:32 No.1895911 >>1895889 okay now I know

DM 05/12/12(Sat)21:32 No.1895912

>>1895807
>>1895811
>>1895828
Though nearly destroyed by rust and the elements, you can still make out an inscription on the antiquated blade. A name. Valiance.
>>1895806
>>1895808
You inspect the statue, and realize it is an effigy of Tirek, the lord of Midnight. Regarded by some as a god of pure evil, he was said to wield the power of darkness, capable of twisting any being into a horrible monster.

>>1895849
No, but you did come really close to having to fight a demon.

Would you like to draw some conclusions?
Ask what Noise thinks?
Just ignore this, smash the ugly statue and go look for those dragons you came here for?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)21:33 No.1895927 >>1895912 Take the sword with us and no dont smash the statue you know what happened the least time we destroy something.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)21:33 No.1895928 >>1895912 Tirek turned that knight into Ironhide. This is now my headcanon. I'll pick up the sword, and I think we should leave the statue alone for now. Of course ask Noise about all this.

>>	Max [Knight] 05/12/12(Sat)21:33 No.1895935 >>1895912 Well isn't that fancy. Can we somehow obtain this sword?

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)21:33 No.1895936 Let's have some mood-setting music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELSbn9M5CU4

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)21:34 No.1895943 >>1895928 oh and tell Celestia about Tirek

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)21:34 No.1895946 >>1895912 DO NOT DESTROY THE STATUE Ask Noise about this

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)21:34 No.1895952 >>1895935 >discarded near the statue go near statue, pick up sword

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)21:36 No.1895978 >>1891597 Is the box name on 4chan x broken or somethin?

Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)21:37 No.1895985

>>1895912
List this on the Checklist of things to Smite.
Read up on Tirek in my Book of Evil things to Smite.
Take mental note to tell Celestia about this place.

Ask the cleric if he knows any warding spells so no one else may do anything naughty to this 'statue'.
Mutter a prayer to Celestia

DM 05/12/12(Sat)21:38 No.1895999

You pick up Valiance's blade and turn to Noise.
She says she has only heard vague legends of this Tirek, but the heart seems to radiate some sort of malignant energy. It might be possible to peer into it to see some truth to the events than unfolded here.
She will need the party to help shield her from the darkness, as she fears that there might still be unexpected power left in this altar.

Gaze into the heart of darkness?

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)21:39 No.1896023 >>1895999 >DM takes our triple critical Can the holy people shield Noise? I don't want anything bad to happen to her.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)21:40 No.1896028 >>1895999 We have a cleric and a paladin. What could go wrong? Cast Aura of Protection on her, and use my faith to keep her in the Light.

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)21:40 No.1896039 >>1895985 The book tells you that Tirek was indeed a creature of old, the ruler of Midnight Castle, and commander to an army of monsters. he wielded the power of darkness, and could twist any being, however benevolent, into a twisted beast.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)21:41 No.1896048 >>1895999 Get ready for the possible battle.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)21:41 No.1896053 >>1895985 i might >>1895912 Roll to see if i can put some warding spells around the statue for as long as possible

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)21:41 No.1896057 >>1896028 Okay, I'm just gonna pray to nature that she will be safe.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)21:41 No.1896062 >>1895999 Ready my staff in case something goes wrong.

>>	Max [Knight] 05/12/12(Sat)21:41 No.1896065 >>1895999 Stand guard and ready my sword.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)21:42 No.1896080 Ready lads? This will be one hell of a ride. >>1896039 Share this info with the others.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)21:43 No.1896094 >>1896080 you already used your action for this turn though.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)21:44 No.1896102 >>1896094 Well, I suppose I read that aloud then. I'm not a very clever pony

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)21:45 No.1896133 >>1896102 You don't have to be intelligent to be my girl~ If I get tired I'm gonna say and do things I will regret when I'm not tired

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)21:46 No.1896147 >>1896133 just don't kill us

DM 05/12/12(Sat)21:48 No.1896175

Your party stands ready, placing a ward on the altar and a protective aura upon Noise.
She steps before the heart and looks deep into it.
As the visions flood her mind, she does her best to narrate the unfolding events.

Valiance, knowing he could never save his princess and homeland alone and without aid, sought to find power that would let him face the dragons and end them once and for all. He swore he would make any sacrifice and suffer any fate so long as he could perform his service.
He soon began having dreams. Dreams of an altar shrouded in eternal midnight. He was drawn to find this place. He wanted to know why it called him, and what it's purpose was.

Suddenly, Noise recoils a bit from the heart. She says she felt it gaze back at her. She is not sure if she should continue, but wants to know what the truth behind Valiance is.

What do you advise her to do?

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)21:49 No.1896187 >>1896175 She shouldn't risk herself.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)21:49 No.1896190 >>1896175 Okay, we can guess the rest. Stop.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)21:49 No.1896192 >>1896175 Stop right now.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)21:50 No.1896193 >>1896175 We should stop

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)21:50 No.1896207 >>1896193 Take the dark power of the heart nigga you are a necromancer and a zebra after all.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)21:51 No.1896211 >>1896207 >and a zebra after all yeah, no one will miss a zigga

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)21:51 No.1896212 >>1896207 Hey fuck you, I'm not awakening Tirek just because of some power

>>	Max [Knight] 05/12/12(Sat)21:51 No.1896220 >>1896175 Valiance is our key here. We have to find out.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)21:52 No.1896221 >>1896207 Like I would allow that. Don't give him stupid and self-destructive ideas like that, you brat.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)21:52 No.1896233 >>1896212 Ultra fag.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)21:52 No.1896235 >>1896175 clear her of any impurities that invaded her as she gazed

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)21:53 No.1896247 >>1896233 Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)21:53 No.1896254 >>1896233 i might wait a few turns before healing you, just so you know

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)21:54 No.1896273 >>1896235 Her eyes go wild for a while as your spell digs into her heart. She feels relieved and says she is willing to risk seeing the rest if you are. Good catch. I was totally setting that up to bite you in the ass later.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)21:55 No.1896281 >>1896247 >gorilla warfare copypasta >>1896254 Meh the paladin is my sister so w/e. >>1896273 >She feels relieved and says she is willing to risk seeing the rest if you are. What do you guys think?

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)21:55 No.1896291 >>1896273 So are we gonna risk her or not I still say no, though I'll keep praying to mother earth if she does

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)21:56 No.1896310 >>1896273 >>1896281 If the cleric and paladin support her we could do it.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)21:57 No.1896316 >>1896273 We shouldn't play with this thing. We should leave this Godess-forsaken place as fast as we can and warn Celestia about the statue.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)21:57 No.1896328 >>1896316 We have to talk with the dragons first.

>>	Max [Knight] 05/12/12(Sat)21:57 No.1896329 >>1896273 We have to know about Valiance.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)21:58 No.1896340 >>1896273 awesome well my suspicions are hardening, I don't like it but if everyone else wants her to, roll to cast a protective ward on her this time

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)21:58 No.1896350 >>1896340 AWW SHIT

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)21:58 No.1896352 >>1896328 Yeah let's go to the dragons

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)21:59 No.1896358 >>1896340 IT BEGINS.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)21:59 No.1896378 >>1896328 Yeah, after that. >>1896329 Risking to revive the manifestation of Evil isn't worth it. I shoo the dragoness away from the statue. We're leaving this place after we made sure no-one can resurrect him.

DM 05/12/12(Sat)22:06 No.1896477

>>1896340
Everyone is absolutely confident that the ward worked.
Noise gazes back into the heart

Valiance sought out this place and climbed the long forgotten path. He fought twisted monsters and suffered great wounds, but pressed on. At the summit he found a temple dedicated to Tirek, the Lord of Midnight. having suffered greatly, he dropped his chipped and dulled blade, and pleaded to the dark one to reveal why he was called.
He was granted a vision, in which he cut down hundreds of dragons with ease, destroyed their nests and slaughtered their young. He was saving all of equestria.
With this vision burned to his mind, he grasped the beating heart of darkness and embraced his destiny. His wounds knit shut into gruesome scars and he began swelling into a massive size. Dark flames engulfed him and melted his armour, fusing it with his flesh and he was twisted into a colossal dragon.
Enraged by this twist of fate, Valiance smashed the temple from within, but could not harm the altar as it stood there, seemingly mocking him. He then-
>>1896378
Radiant tackles Noise down before she can gaze further. The heart was drawing her closer and closer.
She shakes her head and thanks you for that.
She thinks you know all you need to know about Ironhide now. All that remains to do now is find those dragons, settle their disputes and report back to Celestia.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)22:07 No.1896506 >>1896477 I fucking knew it.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)22:08 No.1896516 >>1896477 Well I was thinking this was the case ever since we checked the archives again Anyway, Cleric, check that dragon and let's just go to the other dragons

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)22:08 No.1896524 >>1896477 I roll to cleanse her again can't be too careful

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)22:08 No.1896535 >>1896477 How do we look for this dragons?

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)22:08 No.1896537 >>1896506

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)22:09 No.1896551 >>1896535 We go to down the plateau of course.

>>	Max [Knight] 05/12/12(Sat)22:09 No.1896552 >>1896477 There you go. Let's roll for the dragons then.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)22:09 No.1896564 >>1896477 This changes everything! We can't just Smite him down, his cause was just... We need to redeem him somehow. Right, guys? Right? Let's ward this place and find those dragons as fast as we can.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)22:10 No.1896567 >>1896477 Yeah, let's get out of here as quickly as we can and go to the dragons

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)22:10 No.1896582 >>1896564 I'll shoot the faggot in the eye when I meet him. You should feel infuriated, he betrayed Equestria!

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)22:10 No.1896586 >>1896564 So valiance is the dragon right?

DM 05/12/12(Sat)22:10 No.1896590

>>1896506
>>1896516
>>1896537
I was toying with the idea of making a complete asspull and having Ironhide just come out of nowhere and nuke Valiant, then never explain where Ironhide came from or how Tirek was related to anything, but I'm feeling like being boring a predictable today.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)22:11 No.1896605 >>1896586 i'm afraid so

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)22:11 No.1896609 >>1896590 That would have been >fun

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)22:11 No.1896611 >>1896590 ha!

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)22:12 No.1896625 >>1896611 >>1896590 not that I mind, this is interesting too

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)22:12 No.1896629 >>1896524 i'm not convinced my cleansing worked guys i think we should leave soon

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)22:13 No.1896636 >>1896590 It was better this way >>1896582 He only wanted to protect Equestria. It's not his fault Tirek's evil magic twisted him to be the way he is now!

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)22:13 No.1896641 >>1896629 You'll have to check her for evil before we talk to the other dragons bro

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)22:14 No.1896667 >>1896636 he was a weak fool! He deserves everything that's coming for him! Help I can't stay mad at him for long

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)22:15 No.1896670 >>1896641 just as well, i'm going to check you guys when we're at the base of the mountain hey DM would this take a few turns?

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)22:15 No.1896672 You leave the dark peak, returning to where you started. The gem pulses harder once again, and Noise confirms that she can hear dragontogue in the direction of the plateau. Is there anything you'd like to do before going there?

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)22:16 No.1896693 >>1896670 I'll let you mass check

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)22:16 No.1896694 >>1896672 Radiant and Aenoi should cleanse the dragon.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)22:17 No.1896703 >>1896694 the whole party rather. But pay extra attention to the dragon.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)22:17 No.1896707 >>1896693 awesome checking everyone for impurities with a place that saturated with evil, I'd like to not die by any of you guys' infected hands

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)22:18 No.1896718 >>1896707 You'd die with a perfectly clean firearrow to the neck in my case anyway.

>>	Max [Knight] 05/12/12(Sat)22:18 No.1896730 >>1896707 Sounds good.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)22:19 No.1896741 >>1896718 no pain right? ...that would be a nice death

Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)22:19 No.1896758

>>1896672
I hit her on the head with the Book of Evil Things to Smite.
Just in case.
It's a very big book
And also sprinkle Holy Water on her and mutter a prayer.

>>1896667
No one can withstand the Corruption of Tirek.
There must be a way to save him!

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)22:19 No.1896770 I'll just stand right here and do nothing

DM 05/12/12(Sat)22:20 No.1896785

>>1896707
The party comes out clean. You are pretty sure even Radiant's stallionface isn't a sign of evil after all.
Something deep inside Noise does light up though.
She looks at you with her head tilted, somewhat puzzled. She had been so absorbed in all the new things she saw and learned she was not paying attention.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)22:21 No.1896799 >>1896758 I'll reserve judgement for when we know better. Also rolling to see if I can find a track to a lookout or something that would let me set up a covering position with my camo net and stuff.

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)22:21 No.1896809 >>1896770 You fail at standing, get a cramp and are forced to sit down while complaining about it.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)22:21 No.1896812 >>1896809 FUCK

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)22:21 No.1896815 File: 1336875716.jpg-(2.63 MB, 2000x2000, 1334970211121.jpg) >>1896785 >You are pretty sure even Radiant's stallionface isn't a sign of evil after all.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)22:22 No.1896821 >>1896799 Everything's looking fine for trusty! did those two people use their ignore critical fails already?

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)22:22 No.1896826 >>1896785 Ha-ha, make fun of my stallion face some more, will you? But I turn my attention to the dragon to see what's going on.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)22:23 No.1896849 >>1896821 I don't think so. Saving it for later. >>1896815 I'll get back at you someway, I swear that!

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)22:23 No.1896854 >>1896826 I start humming Prince's "Kiss" at the paladin

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)22:24 No.1896884 >>1896785 something brewing inside her? i'll have to ponder on what i noticed then

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)22:25 No.1896889 >>1896854 Roll to friendzone Trusty

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)22:25 No.1896899 >>1896889 CRITICAL

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)22:25 No.1896900 >>1896889 >9 Better luck the next time nasse.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)22:25 No.1896904 >>1896889 Fine, be that waysorry for being creepy

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)22:25 No.1896909 >>1896889 OUCH

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)22:26 No.1896919 >>1896900 I'm gonna get me a pretty mare yet!

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)22:26 No.1896922 >>1896904 No problem, I enjoy it, actually You just got told anyway.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)22:27 No.1896927 >>1896919 I already told you man you smell like bear poop.

DM 05/12/12(Sat)22:27 No.1896938

>>1896799
>Double crit success
You find the perfect spot. It overlooks the dragon roost, giving you a perfect shot at every last one of them. You can confirm that there are nine of them, all seemingly adolescent dragons like Noise.
They cannot see you here. Hell they'd have a hard time seeing you if they were right on top of you.
>>1896826
>>1896884
Noise looks a bit concerned at the sudden silent attention. She asks if everyone is ready to go see the other splinter group now.
>>1896889
Critical friendzone.
She is ok with sleeping naked next to you, but only nonsexualy.
You are doomed to forever be so close yet so far.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)22:28 No.1896963 >>1896938 >She is ok with sleeping naked next to you, but only nonsexualy. You are doomed to forever be so close yet so far. I'll doublecrit myself into a relationship yet! Anyway, I'll keep watch while you talk

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)22:29 No.1896984 >>1896938 Should we talk with them now?

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)22:30 No.1896990 >>1896938 tell her yea

>>	Max [Knight] 05/12/12(Sat)22:30 No.1896995 >>1896938 I'm afraid I have to take my leave. Sorry chaps. It's okay though, looks like you guys will be alright without a knight. Thanks again DM! Roll to commit sudoku.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)22:30 No.1896997 >>1896938 Shit, I'm going to run out of Holy Water soon, but make her drink a little. I don't trust that glowing. But ponies are almost always naked.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)22:31 No.1897010 >>1896995 > Thanks again DM! Roll to commit sudoku WHAT NO! WHY!

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)22:31 No.1897024 >>1896938 We should go to the drago- >>1896995 FUCK YOU

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)22:32 No.1897028 >>1896995 Max, shaken by the knowledge of what happened to his fellow knight in the past, feels it is his duty to inform Celestia at once. He departs for Canterlot Castle.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)22:32 No.1897031 >>1896995 Hey, we'll just save you for later use. We'll cook up a shitty excuse for you. The unfortunate faith of Valiant made you so depressed that you told us you're going home, and you need time to think.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)22:32 No.1897050 >>1897028 MAKE SURE TO TELL CELESTIA ABOUT THAT STATUE TOO!

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)22:33 No.1897073 okay then we're completing this without Max right I did not stay up the whole night for nothing rigth

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)22:33 No.1897075 >>1897028 Should we stop? Considering Max is leaving and Nasse want to sleep.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)22:34 No.1897095 >>1897075 NOT SLEEPING ANYMORE COFFEE ONLY, FINAL DESTINATION

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)22:34 No.1897097 >>1897075 >>1897073 We cooked up an excuse good enough. We go on.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)22:35 No.1897114 SLEEP IS FOR CASUALS

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)22:35 No.1897117 >>1897095 >>1897097 Ok but I dont feel good without him.

DM 05/12/12(Sat)22:35 No.1897124

>>1896997
Noise drinks the holy water. It has no visible effect but the evil inside her dies out.
One of her eggs will be stillborn though.
>>1897073
It sure is convenient that Celestia gave you two NPC knights at the beginning of the session, ain't it?

Do you want to call upon them now before confronting the young dragons?

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)22:36 No.1897136 >>1897124 >One of her eggs will be stillborn though. ;_;

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)22:36 No.1897141 >>1897117 It's ok, you'll find someone else to fuck you later.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)22:36 No.1897142 >>1897117 I've got the perfect overlook We've got a paladin for a tank We can do it if the DM wants to. >>1897124 Pally decides, she's the royal authority here.

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)22:37 No.1897151 >>1897136 It was an egg full of evil though.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)22:37 No.1897155 >>1897141 B-but thats wrong! I-im just saying.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)22:37 No.1897161 >>1897124 >One of her eggs will be stillborn though You just had to do that, didn't you, you... Can we call them in during combat if shit hits the fan?

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)22:37 No.1897163 >>1897136 She didn't even want to mate last we had a chance to talk to her.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)22:38 No.1897168 >>1897136 didn't she not want to mate though? yea, a pegasus or unicorn guard?

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)22:38 No.1897175 >>1897124 Call the knights and lets do this. >>1897136 You should steal that egg.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)22:38 No.1897179 >>1897155 Incest

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)22:39 No.1897190 >>1897175 I wouldn't steal eggs that's just a dick move

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)22:39 No.1897206 >>1897179 >>1897155 Ladies, stay in your panties and lederhosen, we need to ally ourselves with some dragons.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)22:39 No.1897211 >>1897179 Thats a sin you whore. >>1897190 What kind of necromancer are you?

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)22:40 No.1897223 >>1897190 Reanimate it as a zombie parasite? >>1897168 One pegasus with a spear One unicorn with a hammer

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)22:40 No.1897224 >>1897211 Neutral neutral?

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)22:41 No.1897239 >>1897223 >Babby zombie parasite That would be great When does she lay the egg?

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)22:41 No.1897244 >>1897223 Let's just call the guards over and go. I mean you go, I stay in hiding and fiddle with my xbow.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)22:41 No.1897262 >>1897223 Well, okay. Call them in and head up there. Trusty cover us but for Celestia's sake DO NOT SHOOT US IN THE ASS WITH FLAMING ARROWS THIS TIME!

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)22:42 No.1897265 >>1897244 Im going to hide with this faggot Lets send the dragon and the paladin.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)22:42 No.1897285 >>1897262 I won't use flaming weapons against dragons, I'm not a retard, geez

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)22:42 No.1897292 >>1897265 No sloppy makeouts during work-hours, slut. Also, you're a coward.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)22:43 No.1897302 >>1897265 Do you have ranged weapons though

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)22:43 No.1897310 >>1897223 I am so glad i suggested guards I'd like at least the unicorn one for now, pegasi are hardy but unicorns adapt easy

DM 05/12/12(Sat)22:43 No.1897316

You call for the guards Celestia promised to send. They arrive swiftly. Clad in the usual golden armour of Canterlot's royal guards, one is short and slim, while the other is burly and tall.
Noise remarks that this should provide some good leverage to intimidate the splinter group.

Are you ready?

>>1897239
When she finds someone willing to mate with her. I.e. no time soon

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)22:43 No.1897322 >>1897302 Well I can throw my dagger but its better if they dont see me.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)22:44 No.1897342 >>1897316 FUCK I'm ready

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)22:44 No.1897345 >>1897316 I am taking a position behind the guards

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)22:45 No.1897352 >>1897316 go team go!

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)22:45 No.1897359 >>1897316 Sure.

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)22:45 No.1897363 >>1897302 >>1897322 Trusty is carrying three bows by now though. Maybe he could share.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)22:45 No.1897370 >>1897316 Allright chaps, let's do this LEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)22:46 No.1897381 >>1897363 I am? I thought I dropped them... oh well, I'll hand out the dragon bow and -arrows.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)22:47 No.1897405 >>1897381 Ok this should be easy.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)22:49 No.1897450 >>1897405 I just hope the dragon arrows work well against dragons. By the way, what's the difference between the skill marksman shot and someone just picking up a rock and saying "i'll throw this at the dragon's eye?"

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)22:50 No.1897460 >>1897450 the arrow pierces deeper

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)22:50 No.1897461 >>1897450 They should work I think.

DM 05/12/12(Sat)22:50 No.1897465

The party steps onto the plateau, with Noise taking the lead, flanked by Radiant and the two guards. Aenoi follows behind along with Zebro, while Dawn and Trusty take aim under the surprisingly snugly camo net.

Around the opposite edge you count nine adolescent dragons.
The biggest one, most likely their leader, a top-heavy dark grey one hops down to face you.
He demands to know who you are and what it is you are doing on his mountain.

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)22:52 No.1897502 >>1897450 In gameplay terms, a success with marksman shot is what a crit is with a normal shot. A crit marksman shot is one of those bullshit action movie hero bullet curving ricochet shots.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)22:52 No.1897503 >>1897465 I am Radiant Dawn, follower of Celestia, and I have come here to propose an alliance between Dragons and Ponykind against the threat of Ironhide.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)22:52 No.1897505 >>1897465 Well SOMEONE intimidate him now! and ask why they left their group

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)22:53 No.1897525 >>1897465 I'll let the others talk

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)22:53 No.1897527 >>1897505 Sorry I left Puli in the Griffin Kingdom ;_;

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)22:53 No.1897534 >>1897525 it keeps happening

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)22:53 No.1897539 >>1897525 Nice work now Radiant is bending spaguetti all over the dragons.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)22:54 No.1897550 >>1897527 I wonder if we'll ever go back there... I'd be fine with all that jizz happening in the background of this quest

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)22:54 No.1897561 >>1897534 Shamefur dispray >>1897539 AT LEAST IM NOT HUDDLING UNDER A DARK THING THAT SMELLS LIKE BEAR POO!

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)22:55 No.1897579 >>1897550 Maybe DM will bring them back to the finale as NPC's that are powerful allies

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)22:55 No.1897583 >>1897561 I DO NOT SMELL LIKE FECES I SMELL LIKE FRESH BIRCH TREE LEAVES AND DEW

DM 05/12/12(Sat)22:56 No.1897595

>>1897503
Oh wow, look, canned pony. Must be fancy canned pony to have such a nice can. Can't say the same for the face though AMIRITE GUISE HUR HUR HUR HUR
He is not impressed. Neither are the others.
Noise seems kinda embarrassed.

Let Noise talk?
Ask the guards to talk?
Fire a warning shot to show you mean business?

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)22:56 No.1897596 >>1897583 No man is bear poo.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)22:56 No.1897601 >>1897465 if you guys don't speak up then i'm going to bash the dragon with my shield where's noise in all this? she should be speaking her piece to see if they can join with the main splinter

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)22:57 No.1897608 >>1897595 Let Noise talk. Where is the cleric?

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)22:57 No.1897613 >>1897596 WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A BEAR IN OUR PARTY >>1897595 Let Noise talk.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)22:57 No.1897617 >>1897595 We really should let Noise talk to not spill our spaghetti any further

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)22:58 No.1897623 >>1897595 Stomp angrily and tell Noise to talk some sense into these heretics before I do something they'll regret.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)22:58 No.1897625 >>1897613 >WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A BEAR IN OUR PARTY WELL YOU HAVE BEAR POO ON YOUR POCKETS OR SOMETHING.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)22:58 No.1897627 >>1897617 I SWEAR, ONE OF THESE DAYS FUCK

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)22:58 No.1897630 >>1897608 i'm in the back row

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)22:59 No.1897638 >>1897625 >>>/tg/19085043 >pic

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)22:59 No.1897642 >>1897627 You're an embarassment for all Ziggers

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)22:59 No.1897651 >>1897601 >>1897608 >>1897613 >>1897617 >>1897623 You shove Noise forward. Despite being tall, she is notably shorter than the leader dragon. She awkwardly moves her feet around and mumbles a few words. She needs support guys. Roll to be supportive

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)23:00 No.1897657 >>1897651 Rolling

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)23:00 No.1897662 >>1897651 silent roll whisper that she can do it

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)23:00 No.1897666 >>1897651 I can't do anything from the hideout really, can I? Rolling to see if I can spot anything suspicious.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)23:00 No.1897675 >>1897651 She is a pretty dragon she can do this.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)23:01 No.1897691 >>1897651 SHOW THESE FILTHY HERETICS OF WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF!

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)23:02 No.1897705 >>1897666 You spotted Satan

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)23:02 No.1897715 >>1897666 how's satan doing?

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)23:02 No.1897716 >>1897691 Dudette, just try to fasten your spaghetti to your pockets before trying again >>1897705 THIS HAD BETTER NOT END THAT WAY

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)23:04 No.1897731 >>1897716 All your rude comments about my pretty stallionface made me lose my self-confidence.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)23:05 No.1897743 >>1897731 quit baw'ing about your stallionface! i'm sure there's a pretty mare who'll love you for who you are

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)23:05 No.1897756 >>1897731 But I tried to flirt with you as much as I could I thought it would make you feel pretty

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)23:06 No.1897762 >>1897743 But she's female And heterosexual

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)23:06 No.1897774 >>1897756 Flirts from the Friendzone are as good as white noise.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)23:06 No.1897781 >>1897762 >padumtssh.gif

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)23:07 No.1897788 we're supposed to be aiding Noise in her attempts to help this splinter clan

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)23:07 No.1897790 >>1897774 It was before friendzoning!

DM 05/12/12(Sat)23:07 No.1897793

>>1897666
>>>666
No you don't summon Satan, or even Tirek
You spot a dead bear off to the side. It seems to be a recent kill.
>>1897657
>>1897675
Noise finds her second wind and stands up to the leader dragon. She tells him this is a time of great importance and that is 2EDGY4YOU shit can wait the few fucking weeks it takes to complete the migrations. With a Tirek-spawned abomination on the loose, there is ZERO reason to start acting up like this.
The dragons on the cliff seem impressed, but the leader is adamant. He came here to start his own brood, with all his best bros and the hottest ladies. His brood is gonna be awesomerer than any other, and bigger too.
And Noise is a total sperglord dorkface who likes ponies.

Noise is at the edge of tears. She isn't good at talking with boys like this. Support of some type is needed.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)23:08 No.1897803 >>1897788 We're waiting for DM's answer to our actions.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)23:09 No.1897821 >>1897793 Can I shoot the fucker in the leg non-fatally

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)23:09 No.1897829 >>1897793 the only way to answer is a call to action someone run and get the other splinter leader up here to challenge this little he-bitch

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)23:09 No.1897834 >>1897821 THAT WAS NOT A ROLL MINE DEW

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)23:09 No.1897839 >>1897793 Step to her side and help her by saying ur fagets

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)23:10 No.1897844 >>1897793 Well I can do this because pegasus >>1897829

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)23:10 No.1897872 >>1897844 >riding a pegasus haha, yea be sure to get the leader up here first

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)23:11 No.1897881 >>1897844 Weren't we supposed to solve this for them?

Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)23:11 No.1897889

>>1897793
Start to mock the leader.
I bet he's a virgin.
He didn't even see a naked dragon ever, and he's trying to play cool.
I bet he thinks of mommy every night before going to sleep and sucks his tail.
If he continues this heresy not only him and his brood is going to get erased, but all Dragonkind.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)23:11 No.1897897 >>1897889 >>1897839 Oh snap

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)23:12 No.1897904 >>1897872 I dont think I can carry you. >>1897881 But he is the leader of the splinter? Or just a edgy faggot.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)23:12 No.1897910 >>1897889 >>1897839 >>1897829 Well we won already

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)23:12 No.1897911 >>1897881 Chill the fuck out, I got this

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)23:14 No.1897945 >>1897911 so you gon' write that stuff about our party meeting up

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)23:15 No.1897977 >>1897945 I'm thinking about it, but it will take some time to get a good reason for everyone to share the group with the others and I'm lazy as fuck and have been promising a Twilight feel for the MLPG for two months now

DM 05/12/12(Sat)23:15 No.1897979

>>1897829
>>1897844
Dawn hurries off to tell the other dragons.
>>1897889
>>1897839
DAMN.
THAT NIGGA JUST GOT TOLD HARD.
DRAGON TOLD STATUS:
NOT TOLD[_]
TOLD[_]
SUPER TOLD[_]
GIGA TOLD[_]
TOLD IRONHIDE[XXX]
He is so asstold his dick would fall off it was visible.
The dragons on the cliff begin to laugh at him.

He stomps on the ground and demands a duel. One on one. No faggotry. No tricks. Just him. Someone. And asskicking.
IT IS GO TIME.

Who do you pick?

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)23:17 No.1898002 >>1897979 >TOLD IRONHIDE[XXX] MY SIDES The paladin would be the best for that I think

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)23:17 No.1898005 >>1897979 Can I stun him with a lighting bolt please this is not a roll

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)23:17 No.1898012 >>1897979 Well shit. GIVE ME THOSE BUFFS, CLERIC! IMMA' SLAPPING SOME SHIT NOW

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)23:17 No.1898015 >>1897979 >TOLD IRONHIDE MY SIDES ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN! I say the paladin.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)23:17 No.1898017 >>1898005 fuck it this is

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)23:17 No.1898026 >>1898005 No I will honour the duel. One on One. No funny business.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)23:18 No.1898034 >>1898012 I do what I can to push your strength and stamina through the roof

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)23:19 No.1898047 >>1898034 sorry paladin

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)23:19 No.1898053 >>1898034 Well you could have tried harder!

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)23:20 No.1898069 >>1898017 eh, could have done with a critical but it was a marksman shot anyway

DM 05/12/12(Sat)23:20 No.1898079

>>1898005
>>1898017
The lightning bolt is ready and aimed. Radiant needs only to signal you.
>>1898026
>>1898034
Amped with Celstia's glory, Radiant steps in to face the dragon.
You measure eachother for a moment and then leap into action.
Roll for initiative. To beat: mine.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)23:21 No.1898084 >>1898079 >9 Welp.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)23:21 No.1898087 >>1898079 HAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)23:21 No.1898088 >>1898079 ONLY IN MLPGDND

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)23:21 No.1898094 >>1898079 and the dragon gets the first one...

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)23:21 No.1898098 >>1898079 Well shit. CHARGE ANYWAY! PREPARE TO BE SMITED, HERETIC!

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)23:22 No.1898106 >>1898098 >98 >so close

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)23:22 No.1898119 You fagets at least could give me a cool battle theme.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)23:24 No.1898139 I keep losing internet connection, so my action might be a little late

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)23:24 No.1898140 >>1898119 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRLdhFVzqt4 Nice 9.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)23:24 No.1898149 >>1898119 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfWxKHt4cnM there's no need to be upset

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)23:25 No.1898156 >>1898119 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOMDtapHbpY

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)23:26 No.1898172 >>1898156 >the martyr That's not funny brah. It might become true

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)23:26 No.1898177 >>1898149 >there's no need to be upset http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07wZiqJlu3U

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)23:27 No.1898182 >>1898172 I'll snipe the bastard if need be.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)23:27 No.1898192 >>1898172 Hue

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)23:28 No.1898198 >>1898182 One on One. No funny business. Fuck your shit, I'd sooner get the shit beaten out of me than cheat.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)23:28 No.1898216 >>1898198 Oh my, my trigger...contraption seems to be terribly itchy today.

DM 05/12/12(Sat)23:29 No.1898222

>>1898119
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rfnp9Yoo0Ws
>MLPGDND
>Not using some vidya soundtrack for all battles

>>1898098
Radiant charges in, swinging the Hammer of the Sun in a mighty arc. It lands a heavy blow on the dragon's shoulder, just missing his head. It shatters scale and bone, leaving one arm crippled. Before she can ready another strike though, the dragon spins with an agility that belies his size, striking Radiant from below with his spiky tail. The blow is heavy and leaves her winded, but the Sun Plate protected her vitals. It was just like Celestia herself guarding your heart~
You might have some internal injuries though.
Roll for another go.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)23:31 No.1898256 >>1898216 If you fire that fucking arrow... >>1898222 That's all you got, you filthy snake? Swing that Hammer!

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)23:32 No.1898270 >>1898256 Nice roll.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)23:32 No.1898274 >>1898256 >inb4 she starts coughing blood

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)23:33 No.1898287 >>1898274 Who needs blood anyway?

DM 05/12/12(Sat)23:34 No.1898298

>>1898256
Radiant pulls herself together and swings anew. Her blow strikes the dragon in the chest. As he recoils and prepares for a blow, she swings once more, taking the broken arm clean off. The dragon stumbles and falls, but quickly begins to get back up again

ATTACK OF OPPORTUNITY TIME!

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)23:35 No.1898315 >>1898298 Use your blessing of celestia Radiant.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)23:35 No.1898327 >>1898298 come the fuck on radiant

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)23:37 No.1898353 >>1898298 I draw power from the memory of Celestia blessing my Hammer, and use it to Smite the beast! But attack the legs. I won't kill the dragon just because he's hot-headed. Maybe if things go downhill.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)23:38 No.1898370 >>1898353 >3 At least it's exciting, right guys?

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)23:39 No.1898384 >>1898370 we'll see

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)23:39 No.1898404 >>1898370 Haha

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)23:39 No.1898408 >>1898384 don't you dare fire that fucking arrow.

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)23:40 No.1898419 >>1898353 As you bring down the sun's judgement made manifest as steel, the dragon rolls away just on time. Your blow shakes the very mountain, leaving large cracks near the impact point. Round three. Roll.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)23:40 No.1898434 >>1898408 mhm... I don't think you're in trouble from just one miss. >>1898419 see

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)23:40 No.1898435 >>1898419 >Rigged games general

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)23:41 No.1898441 >>1898419 quit taking all the good rolls DM!

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)23:42 No.1898465 >>1898419 >9 Faget OP dragons. I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET, HERETIC! COME BACK HERE! SMASH THOSE LEGS!

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)23:42 No.1898469 >>1898441 >>1898435 the pally is just gonna be waiting for a 9 anyway.

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)23:42 No.1898471 >>1898419 >>1898079 Good god this dragon is one tough bastard ain't he.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)23:43 No.1898485 >>1898471 He's lost an arm, the paladin has already won.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)23:43 No.1898488 >>1898469 I can't into counting, >>1898471 Well I still got fight in me!

DM 05/12/12(Sat)23:46 No.1898540

>>1898465
You swing again, somewhat exhausted from whiffing your killing blow, but still manage to wound his leg. In retaliation, the dragon takes to the air and drops on top of you. You are pretty sure that "SNAP" you heard was a bad snap, not a good one.
The Sun Plate is buckled and dented around you, digging into your sides. You can taste blood in your mouth.

Round four. Roll.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)23:46 No.1898554 >>1898540 >tfw the dragon is ded

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)23:46 No.1898555 >>1898540 Hoho Hahahaha That dragon is fucked, isn't he

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)23:48 No.1898579 >>1898540 FINISH HIM

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)23:49 No.1898595 >>1898540 DID YOU JUST BENT THE ARMOR THAT WAS MADE FOR CELESTIA TO WEAR AND WHAT SHE GAVE ME? DID YOU? BECAUSE YOU WERE SO PROUD OF YOUR HERETIC BROOD? SMASH EVERY BONE IN HIS LEGS AND ARMS AND TAILS AND WINGS!

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)23:50 No.1898628 >>1898595 Your fury driven flurry catches the dragon as he comes for another pass, crushing his wing and causing him to crash into the ground. Bruised and bleeding the dragon tries to drag himself up one more time. He is wide open. Roll to finish this.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)23:51 No.1898648 >>1898628 >inb4 0

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)23:52 No.1898657 >>1898628 Finish him. Try not to kill or mortally injure. Spit the blood from my mouth.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)23:53 No.1898679 >>1898657 Rolling to see if I can stun him first

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)23:54 No.1898682 >>1898628 >>1898657 well seeing as the battle is over, I run over and heal the paladin

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)23:54 No.1898686 >>1898679 that is a marksman shot of course Like I said when readying my waffen

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)23:54 No.1898693 >>1898679 If Trusty fires the arrow I'll jump in it's way. Just sayin' No shit in one on one.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)23:55 No.1898715 >>1898657 Nice going.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)23:56 No.1898728 >>1898693 nice job trying to negate my critical hit

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)23:56 No.1898732 >>1898679 fag

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)23:57 No.1898742 >>1898732 I'm not ending this part of the adventure without shooting once

DM 05/12/12(Sat)23:57 No.1898748

>>1898657
You bring the hammer down on his other wing, then spit blood.
The dragon submits. The others watch in awe.
>>1898682
You rush to heal Radiant as Noise speaks up
She explains that in this dire time of need, all dragons should band together, not splinter away. She urges them to rejoin the group they left.
This roll goes out to see how well Noise's little pep talk goes.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)23:57 No.1898754 >>1898742 then fire a warning shot to any wavering dragons thinking they should jump in

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)23:58 No.1898762 >>1898748 OH COME ON

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)23:58 No.1898769 >>1898748 Does that mean he's not dead? ;_;

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)23:58 No.1898770 >>1898762 But thats good.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)23:59 No.1898788 >>1898769 You're not gonna get a dragon pet just yet. >>1898770 I'm never gonna roll a crit on a marksman shot again ;_;

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)23:59 No.1898799 >>1898748 Yeah. That's how we do it round here. YOU SEE DAWN? THIS IS HOW A REAL MARE FIGHTS, NOT BACKSTABBING FROM THE SHADOWS! >roll to see the multiplier of 20 of how many tears I shed over my dented armor that Celestia gave me

DM 05/13/12(Sun)00:00 No.1898808

>>1898748
It goes well, all should be fi-
>but wait
Her little speech is met with a bellowing laughter. A dragon stands up from among the group, clapping. He thanks you all for this little show you put on. However he has no intention of letting his brood be lost just because his right hand man got his ass beat.
He gives you one chance to leave without trouble. Take it or leave it.
He also wants to keep Noise as a replacement for the dragon your damaged.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)00:00 No.1898810 >>1898799 Huaeuaehaue

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)00:00 No.1898822 >>1898808 Fuck him.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)00:01 No.1898827 >>1898808 Marksmanship shot Lightning bolt or arrow nail his fucking foot on the ground and stun him

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)00:01 No.1898839 >>1898808 No way.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)00:01 No.1898842 >>1898808 Looks like shedding tears for my armor, has to wait. I spit the rest of that blood. HEY TRUSTY. NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME!

>>	DM 05/13/12(Sun)00:01 No.1898844 >>1898799 >Double Critical weeping ABLOO BLOO BLOO You spend the next encounter trying to fix the suit with tears.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)00:02 No.1898855 >>1898808 cover myself and the paladin with my shield, and heal her as fast as possible now might be a great time to unload those arrows

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)00:02 No.1898858 >>1898844 but it was a succes not a fail!

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)00:02 No.1898873 >>1898827 Oh hey, I didn't even get a quad critical fail >>1898842 2slow

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)00:03 No.1898878 Someone should teach that faget a lesson man, why is that other dragon not dead ;_;

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)00:03 No.1898896 >>1898878 Well you kill him with your zebra magic or something.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)00:04 No.1898902 >>1898878 what would you even do with an armless and wingless dragon?

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)00:04 No.1898905 >>1898878 You still have curses and shit. Or re-animate the arm I removed from that dragon.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)00:04 No.1898915 >>1898878 touch him sexually and then kill him so you can reanimate him

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)00:04 No.1898917 >>1898896 or you could just shoot him from your hiding place if that goes right with your alignment

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)00:05 No.1898937 >>1898917 He's backstabbing filth, of course it goes with her.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)00:06 No.1898949 >>1898937 She*

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)00:06 No.1898953 >>1898808 Shot the dragon on the other foot >>1898827

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)00:06 No.1898956 >>1898937 That's not a nice way to talk of your sister, she might still not enjoy killing even if she's a thief Anyway, I think two horses have passed, time to move?

DM 05/13/12(Sun)00:06 No.1898961

>>1898827
>>1898842
>>1898855
The newly risen dragon's boast is met with cunning smiles. Before he can figure out what is going on, a lightning bolt strikes him clean through the shin. Electricity flows into his leg, causing it to convulse, sending him crashing into the plateau center.
The two guards are there to meet him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W_18-tAW7U
>>1898878
dude there has been a dead bear there for ages, and a dragon arm too.
>>1898858
That means your attempt will actually work too.
THE POWER OF SADNESS

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)00:07 No.1898981 >>1898961 >A dead bear What the fuck did I miss? Reanimate that shit

>>	DM 05/13/12(Sun)00:07 No.1898988 >>1898956 I'm running low on material here. Unless you want me to pad this out somehow, this is your final boss for the night.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)00:08 No.1898994 >>1898981 I rolled like a triple critical on spotting when you were inspiring Noise's speech the first time

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)00:08 No.1899005 >>1898988 Well lets wrap this up! Whats going on with the dragons now?

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)00:08 No.1899006 >>1898988 Can we get rewards now

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)00:09 No.1899015 >>1898994 Oh I usually miss those things when I'm tired sorry

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)00:09 No.1899022 >>1898961 >I repaired my armor with tears FUCK YES! I LOVE YOU CELESTIA! Take battle stance and ask those Heretics if they want to get some!

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)00:10 No.1899038 >>1898988 You can pad it with a mini encounter after this For the shits and giggles

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)00:10 No.1899041 >>1899006 I mean at the end of this or do we wait for the start of next time

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)00:10 No.1899052 >>1899038 yeah it would be nice. But anyway, let's wrap this meeting up

DM 05/13/12(Sun)00:13 No.1899100

>>1899022
You collapse from the pain. Try to focus harder.
>>1898981
The bear rises, but the spell is weak, it might fall apart soon.

Seeing he is outnumbered and outgunned, the dragon roars out a command and two more dragons join the fray. A green one and a blue one. The leader is black.

Three dragons
A party of five + a bear + 2 NPCs
Go time.
Roll for initiative.

>>	Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)00:14 No.1899117 >>1899100 Rolling.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)00:14 No.1899118 >>1899100 Send the bear to attack the green one first

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)00:14 No.1899120 >>1899100 Rolling for a shot at the leader again Just trying to find a vulnerable shot Can I try two Markmanship shots in a row?

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)00:14 No.1899121 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv9Rb3e3Xng CLERIC! ENDURACE BUFF AND PAINKILLERS NOW! FOR CELESTIA!

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)00:14 No.1899123 >>1899117 That was me.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)00:14 No.1899126 >>1899100 Rolling

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)00:15 No.1899129 >>1899120 >tfw the general gets your 9

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)00:15 No.1899139 >>1899129 >tfw that post gets a 9

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)00:15 No.1899144 >>1899121 I try again to make the paladin a superwarrior

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)00:16 No.1899155 >>1899129 >>1899139 >tfw we waste the 9s

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)00:16 No.1899162 >>1899129 >>1899139 I BLAME THE TWO OF YOU

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)00:16 No.1899168 >>1899129 >>1899139 >Fags wasting 9s

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)00:17 No.1899186 >>1899144 TRY HARDER NEXT TIME! COME ON YOU LAZY LOT! LET'S SHOW THEM WHAT THOSE WHO DENY THE WILL OF CELESTIA GET!

DM 05/13/12(Sun)00:19 No.1899235

>>1899120
You ballsed it up. Your shot hit Noise.
>>1899118
The bear leaps on the green dragon. It was focused elsewhere and was certainly not expecting an undead bear to jump it. The dragon suffers deep slashes in the flanks and face, and falls over.
>>1899117
>>1899123
You burst from the shadow and remain unseen.
Pick a target.
>>1899121
>>1899144
You try to summon up the power of the sun to carry you.
You cannot.
However you should be able to fight next round.

The green dragon is down and being mauled
The black and blue dragons are distracted
Noise is hurt

Roll for round 2
To beat: my roll

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)00:19 No.1899236 >>1899186 QUIT TAKING ALL THE GOOD ROLLS CELESTIA AND THE DM PERMITTING I ROLL TO BUFF YOU AS HARD AS POSSIBLE

>>	DM 05/13/12(Sun)00:20 No.1899251 >>1899236 IT GODDAMN WORKS THE PALADIN IS BUFFED, HER NEXT ATTACK IS A CRIT.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)00:20 No.1899254 >>1899235 Stab the blue dragon in the back of the head.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)00:20 No.1899260 >>1899235 Use the time to resurrect that other dragon's arm and slap the blue one's shit with it.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)00:20 No.1899268 >>1899235 CLERIC ON NOISE I try to shoot the leading dragon again, looking for a weak spot

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)00:21 No.1899272 >>1899260 fuck

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)00:22 No.1899294 >>1899235 >>1899251 ME FOR SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED FIGHTING! I CHARGE MY HAMMER WITH THE HOLY LIGHT OF CELESTIA AND SMITE THE BLACK DRAGON DOWN!

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)00:22 No.1899296 >>1899235 shit shit shit I strain myself to heal Noise, and then everyone else on our team who sustained injury

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)00:24 No.1899331 >>1899296 on the next turn, since i already made my turn

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)00:24 No.1899341 >>1899294 I wasted that crit, didn't I?

DM 05/13/12(Sun)00:24 No.1899347

>>1899254
Your stab hits a horn, breaking it off. You are now face to face with a mildly confused but very angry dragon.
>>1899268
Your shot hits his other leg, removing his ability to walk.
>>1899260
The arm awakens, the grabs you by the leg.
>>1899294
Your swing lands just short of the lead dragon. You are now right in front of him.

Next round. Roll 'em.

>>1899296
You rush to help Noise. She will live.

>>	Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)00:25 No.1899364 >>1899347 Try to make it let go of me and finally attack the dragons

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)00:25 No.1899367 >>1899347 Rapier in the eye!

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)00:26 No.1899378 >>1899347 Well the rogue isn't hurt and I hope she can dodge Another shot at the leading dragon, using another electric shot "CLEAR"

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)00:26 No.1899380 >>1899364 This shit is neverending

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)00:26 No.1899381 >>1899347 I feel evil in you, vile beast! You won't get my mercy like your henchman did!

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)00:27 No.1899396 >>1899381 I'm in for some serious rape.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)00:29 No.1899451 >>1899381 I use my shield to siphon some of the incoming damage on the paladin

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)00:30 No.1899472 >>1899396 >>1899451 I sure do hope that electric shot does something funky to that dragon

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)00:31 No.1899488 >>1899451 Aren't you a cutie? But I'm used to taking beatings.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)00:32 No.1899514 >>1899488 Your face ain't getting any prettier darling

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)00:33 No.1899524 >>1899514 You won't be sleeping next to me naked nonsexually if you keep up that talk!

DM 05/13/12(Sun)00:34 No.1899534

>>1899364
The hand lets go, but you are don't manage to hit anyone
>>1899367
BAM. Right through the ol' peeper. The dragon reels in pain and is open for a followup
>>1899381
>>1899451
The Paladin, still in great pain stumbles and falls over. The cleric rushes to protect her, but both are about to feel the full force of an overhead blow from the black dragon WHEN SUDDENLY
>>1899378
Conducting between the two arrows in its legs, the third lightning bolt lights up the black dragon like a christmas tree. Sparks fly as some of it's scales peel off and it slumps over.

All three are open
Final round
ROLL

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)00:35 No.1899551 >>1899534 Normal arrow, fired at the black dragon

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)00:35 No.1899555 >>1899534 Dagger in the throat!

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)00:35 No.1899557 >>1899534 What happened to the bear? UNLEASH THE FURY OF A THOUSAND SUNS WITH MY UNDEAD DRAGON ARM ONTO THOSE FAGETS

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)00:35 No.1899576 >>1899534 Fuck that, I'm not out of the loop yet. CHARGE THAT HAMMER ONE LAST TIME SMITE THAT BIG BAD MEANIE! NO MERCY THIS TIME AROUND!

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)00:36 No.1899595 >>1899557 He's the thing keeping the third dragon open for attacks, remember?

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)00:36 No.1899613 >>1899595 Oh right

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)00:37 No.1899622 Oh right, I presume that if a marksman shot's normal success is a critical success etc., then failures are critical failures too?

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)00:38 No.1899664 >>1899622 Just don't hit us or Noise again and it's going to be A-ok-

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)00:39 No.1899691 >>1899664 well I didn't shoot a marksman shot and it was a normal arrow and a normal miss, but we'll see.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)00:39 No.1899694 >>1899534 I buff everyone in their last movements

DM 05/13/12(Sun)00:40 No.1899745

>>1899576
>>1899555
>>1899551
>>1899557
You leap in with a final push, slaying the dragon trio where they stand. As the dust settles you recap the situation.

Of the nine dragons in this splinter, three are dead and one heavily injured. The five others remain unhurt.
Noise was injured by healed
Radiant needs some rest and proper medical attention

You should probably escort the survivors back to that splinter group you were trying to help.

>>	Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)00:41 No.1899775 >>1899745 I apologize to Noise on the way back

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)00:41 No.1899789 >>1899745 Is that a good idea? We just kill 3 dragons I dont think they are going to be happy.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)00:42 No.1899816 >>1899745 WE DID IT EVERY-cough blood-ONE! YEEEEAH! CELESTIA STRONG! phew just just let me catch my breath. Hey, rest of the dragons you're coming with us or what?

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)00:42 No.1899818 >>1899789 I don't think they'll be brave enough to attack us after this either though

>>	Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)00:42 No.1899821 >>1899789 they didn't give us much of a choice.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)00:43 No.1899846 Yo Cleric, check on that injured dragon >>1899775 >>1899821 Those were me

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)00:44 No.1899870 >>1899789 If i weren't so neutrally good i'd sell them into slavery myself also hey necro why aren't you reanimating your new dragon bodies!? >>1899846 ...and yea, i'll heal the injured dragon

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)00:45 No.1899882 >>1899870 We can seel the bodies in canterlot.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)00:45 No.1899888 >>1899870 Because I thought I wasted my turn already somehow fuck Let's reanimate them >>1899882 fuk u

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)00:46 No.1899897 >>1899888 >Let's reanimate them >888 Oh my!

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)00:46 No.1899905 >>1899888 I don't think the dragons are gonna like this...

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)00:46 No.1899915 >>1899882 We bury the bodies. The necromancer can keep ONE! We're not selling the remains of the people we are trying to make peace with. The one the Necromancer can keep will serve as a warning, but I don't like that a bit.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)00:47 No.1899922 >>1899905 The strong did what they could, the weak suffer what they must

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)00:47 No.1899926 >>1899905 >>1899915 You guys are no fun ;_; fine, I'll keep the black one

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)00:47 No.1899930 >>1899888 >>1899915 Well, shit

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)00:47 No.1899938 >>1899926 Dude you already rise the 3 dragons.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)00:47 No.1899942 >>1899922 Nigger, I'm beginning to think someone should check evil on you!

DM 05/13/12(Sun)00:48 No.1899946

You agree to see to it that the two splinters are united once again.
Noise tells you the elder is sad that some of his children had to die for this victory, but he will uphold the deal. His brood will answer the call to battle Old Ironhide.

Things you could do now:
Go check if you forgot anything on the mountain
Return to Canterlot Castle and explain the situation
>>1899888
>>1899926
>>1899905
>>1899915
Your party is also joined a zombie dragon. It is a very stable constructs and can take a heavy beating. You can also ride it.
The bear crumbles though.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)00:48 No.1899947 >>1899926 I think those trips pretty much outruled my white-knighting. We'll see what DM will say.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)00:48 No.1899950 >>1899938 But I can put them down again next turn

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)00:48 No.1899954 >>1899926 can a cleric recover injured parts to a deceased being that was reanimated?

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/13/12(Sun)00:48 No.1899961 Man I wish I didn't have to go to bed I've been following you guys since 4 hours ago

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)00:49 No.1899980 >>1899946 Oh my. Is the dragon missing any body parts?

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)00:49 No.1899985 >>1899961 >going to bed Dude me and GM stayed up until now and it's 8 in the morning >>1899946 I'll roll to spot anything interesting left in the mountains.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)00:50 No.1899995 >>1899946 We forgot the caves

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)00:50 No.1899999 >>1899946 Go back to canterlot uness you guys want to mess with the statue again.

>>	DM 05/13/12(Sun)00:50 No.1900001 >>1899954 No, but the arm is still alive on the plateau if he wants to fetch it. You can sow it back on.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)00:50 No.1900006 >>1899942 well what a shock, the cleric is more evil than the shaky necro

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)00:50 No.1900015 >>1899999 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)00:51 No.1900040 >>1899999 Holy shit >>1900006 You're supposed to be a holy man!

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)00:51 No.1900046 >>1899946 Lets go back to canterlot the sooner we put this dark part of the journey behind us the better. I have a feeling we'll have to deal with tirek again though

Sheffield [Mage] 05/13/12(Sun)00:51 No.1900047

>>1899985
Yeah, well, I was supposed to have an appointment at 11, so I stayed up till about 6am before collapsing

And now that guy canceld my sapoointment so it turns out I could have joined you guys after all
So yeah fuck everything

Go back to the mountain and check the Tirac staue

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)00:52 No.1900064 >>1899999 also >tfw /b/tards will now discover MLPGDnD

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)00:52 No.1900070 >>1900001 I'll let my dragon fetch his missing arm- >>1899999 And apparently we'll go back to canterlot immediately after that

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)00:52 No.1900092 Check that mountain for good.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)00:53 No.1900112 >>1900092 Already doing that >>1899985

DM 05/13/12(Sun)00:54 No.1900134

>>1899999
>99999
Sweet jesus
You go back to canterlot LIKE A BOSS.
For being so BOSS, Fancy Schmancy, who may or may not be an ancestor of Hoity Toity, gives you his prettiest dress. And believe it is a pretty one.
He then calls Radiant a stallionface before leaving.

>>	Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)00:54 No.1900147 >>1900064 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)00:55 No.1900167 >>1900134 But I succeeded at trying to spot anything left in the mountaains ;_;

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)00:55 No.1900184 >>1900134 >gives you his prettiest dress. And believe it is a pretty one YES! BEST DAY EVER.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)00:56 No.1900194 >>1900147 FUCK SHIT CUNTS WHY DOES 4CHAN X SUCK SO MUCH >>1900134 [x]STAR WARS THE TOLD REPUBLIC

>>	DM 05/13/12(Sun)00:56 No.1900205 >>1900167 She went alone. Also she is back now. Being a BOSS she can also go fast. There are still the caves left unexplored, if you want to go there.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)00:56 No.1900209 >>1900040 and i've kept up my end on this journey! forgive me for being a little twisted i cleanse myself of whatever impurities

Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)00:57 No.1900221

>>1900134
Fuck everything

Also, I excuse myself to have some alone time, sneak back to the statue of Tirek, place up a ward with Holy Water around it, and then stare it in the eye and swear on Celestia that I will find a way to destroy the evil that sprouts from his remains as soon as we find a way to destroy him without the fear that we might release him.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)00:57 No.1900237 >>1900205 So do we? >>1900221 I comfort the pretty mare

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)00:58 No.1900249 >>1900237 Of course we do.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)00:58 No.1900254 >>1900205 Do you guys want to go to the caves?

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)00:58 No.1900256 >>1900205 Yeah, let's explore the caves first I want some loot

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)00:59 No.1900279 >>1900256 >>1900254 >>1900249 >>1900237 Let's do it then I could ready a fire arrow to show us some light

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)00:59 No.1900285 >>1900237 Radiant needs more medical attention than what I can provide out here. did we get word that the letter to the griffon kingdom was delivered? what time is it? we might have to make camp

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)01:00 No.1900299 >>1900285 We sent a letter?

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)01:01 No.1900319 >>1900285 medicy-shmedicy, I don't need no fancy stuff, just use some basic healing so I won't collapse here and now and I'm good to go. >>1900299 I think Dawn's supercrit warned them of that. >>1900279 NO

>>	DM 05/13/12(Sun)01:02 No.1900340 >>1900285 The Pegasus Guard butts in, mentioning that he knows some healing spells. The good paladin should seek medical attention when possible, but he could give her some extra hours here and now.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)01:03 No.1900353 >>1900319 Well I hope you have a torch then I'll use my survival skill to conjure some bandages out of I don't know what grows up here for the paladin

>>	DM 05/13/12(Sun)01:03 No.1900365 >>1900340 *UNICORN guard Derp.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)01:03 No.1900370 >>1900340 >>1900353 Heal her, let's go to the cave

>>	Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)01:04 No.1900383 Uh, do I still have those potion making ingredients from the beginning? if yes, I should make a healing potion now

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)01:04 No.1900389 >>1900340 I'll take those extra hours non sexually >>1900353 I ALWAYS have torches. And also, some food. Let's camp until we're good to go. You're the tracker, make campfire

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)01:04 No.1900401 >>1900340 then with his knowledge I'll double my efforts for 'the good paladin'

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)01:05 No.1900409 >>1900389 Fine, I'll roll to set up camp in a good position

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)01:05 No.1900422 >>1900409 Best one around

>>	DM 05/13/12(Sun)01:06 No.1900434 >>1900383 >>1900389 >>1900401 >>1900409 >>1900319 >>1900353 Party is now healed up and good to go. Enter the caves? >also, for those who had no clue what I was going on about back at the Tirek altar >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-Ll5zaPcIE#t=9m35s

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)01:07 No.1900460 >>1900434 We need some torches.

>>	Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)01:07 No.1900463 >>1900434 What the fuck, G1 was pretty dark.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)01:08 No.1900479 >>1900463 Come on

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)01:08 No.1900488 >>1900434 Let's enter the caves.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)01:09 No.1900498 >>1900434 Fucking Tirek, gives me the creeps. >>1900460 Can do! I distibute the torches amongs the party.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)01:09 No.1900508 >>1900434 I'm with the team, wherever they go

>>	DM 05/13/12(Sun)01:09 No.1900513 >>1900463 Tirek did not fuck around http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-Ll5zaPcIE#t=18m

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)01:09 No.1900514 >>1900498 Let's go in

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/13/12(Sun)01:10 No.1900525 Also I guess my character won't be appearing any more huh Will I get some NPC role later in the main quest?

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)01:11 No.1900544 >>1900525 Hopefully

>>	DM 05/13/12(Sun)01:11 No.1900550 >>1900525 Is a command position on board the Stormherald reward enough?

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/13/12(Sun)01:12 No.1900565 >>1900550 Oh fuck yes it is I could power it myself too Thank you based DM

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)01:12 No.1900569 >>1900550 Did we have loadsastuff to do before we confront the damn dragon by the way

>>	DM 05/13/12(Sun)01:14 No.1900604 >>1900569 No not really, but you wanted to check out the caves. Celestia still needs to know the truth about Ironhide, and you need to contact the Griffon King so he can send Noise's clan and the Stormherald to aid in the battle.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)01:14 No.1900626 >>1900604 CAVES ARE MORE IMPORTANT. Maybe there's evil down there that we need to purge.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)01:14 No.1900628 >>1900604 Let's go in the caves then! Post-haste!

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)01:15 No.1900634 >>1900604 Oh, by the way when is the next session? friday?

>>	Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)01:15 No.1900638 >>1900604 Caaaaverns.

>>	DM 05/13/12(Sun)01:16 No.1900650 >>1900634 Yeah probably Lemme go grab some more meds before we start caving

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)01:16 No.1900651 >>1900604 well a pegasus guard won't be much help in the caves, I say we send him to inform Celestia about Iron Hide and to come back with her thoughts on the battle plan, I want the unicorn to stay with us

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)01:16 No.1900662 >>1900634 Only is Friday is good for me. This week's weekdays are a bust.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)01:17 No.1900675 >>1900650 Alright

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)01:17 No.1900677 >>1900651 Hmmm, we might actually keep Smartypants. He says smart stuff and has plans and shit.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)01:18 No.1900688 >>1900650 Right Imma get a blanket on this sofa I'm stuck on I might pass out if I get too comfortable

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)01:20 No.1900725 >>1900688 My back hurts like shit and the laptop is hot as hell , but I don't want to fidget and wake up my roommate.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)01:21 No.1900749 >>1900725 I spent like three hours sitting on the floor so I could have the screen turned away from my friends I couldn't feel my right leg

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)01:21 No.1900758 >>1900749 Why? This threads are good because no pics.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)01:22 No.1900778 >>1900758 the light from the screen?

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)01:23 No.1900788 >>1900778 Oh sorry.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)01:23 No.1900793 >>1900758 shouldn't we move to a fresher dead horse?

>>	DM 05/13/12(Sun)01:24 No.1900811 Living alone has some perks, like being able to do random all nighters with the lights on. Also my chair is comfy as balls. Too bad I've wasted a full roll of toilet paper blowing my nose.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)01:24 No.1900827 File: 1336886697.jpg-(20 KB, 327x334, 1310338638571.jpg) >>1900811 >Too bad I've wasted a full roll of toilet paper blowing my nose.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)01:25 No.1900829 >>1900793 "This adventure will end soon" they said "We won't need a new horse" they said >>1900811 eikö ollu talouspaperia?

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)01:25 No.1900837 >>1900811 I want to get a cheese snack superbad, and even though the fridge is two meters away that would surely wake up my roommate.

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/13/12(Sun)01:25 No.1900842 >>1900811 >toilet paper >not tissues Pleb

>>	Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)01:25 No.1900850 >>1900811 >blowing my nose Heh right

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)01:26 No.1900866 >>1900829 Hé, én is tudok holdnyelven beszélni! Kő! Vér! Hal! Hó!

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)01:26 No.1900868 >>1900837 >He is not a rogue >Laughingelfman.jgp

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)01:27 No.1900880 >>1900850 I think he might have a thing for stallion faced muscular mares

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)01:28 No.1900899 >>1900880 >This is all just an elaborate six-way shipping fapfic for his fetishes

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)01:28 No.1900900 >>1900880 I sure do~

>>	DM 05/13/12(Sun)01:28 No.1900915 >>1900842 >>1900829 Out of tissues and paper towels, don't want to walk to the sink every time I blow my nose. This was the best plan. Do you want to move to the next horse (MLPGDNDRPG invading three horses in one sitting? Holy fuck) before we go to the cave?

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)01:29 No.1900937 >>1900915 if you link it here.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)01:29 No.1900944 >>1900915 Yeah, let's. >>1900900 Is it comfy in the friendzone?

>>	DM 05/13/12(Sun)01:30 No.1900953 >>1900899 If this is supposed to be a fapfiction about my fetishes you people are missing the mark by miles so far.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)01:30 No.1900960 >>1900915 yea sure >>1900880 i'd make a joke about healing your stallion face but you might not protect me in the caves so i won't

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)01:30 No.1900968 >>1900944 I'll get you some day!

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)01:30 No.1900971 >>1896431 Nex horse.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)01:31 No.1900990 >>1900953 >He's not into stallionfaced paladins and necrophilia!

>>	DM 05/13/12(Sun)01:32 No.1901024 We come once more as the children of death. To me, to me Let the tale continue

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)01:32 No.1901029 >>1901017 one day the double critical success will come!

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)01:32 No.1901030 >>1901024 okay

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)01:33 No.1901041 >>1901024 Im here.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)01:34 No.1901067 >>1901024 reporting!

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)01:34 No.1901076 >>1901024 >>1901024 We're ready to satisfy your wish fulfillment fetish quest

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)01:35 No.1901095 >>1901029 Until then, you stay in the friendzone.

>>	DM 05/13/12(Sun)01:35 No.1901109 You enter the cave. It leads downwards into the mountain. You can hear water dripping in the distance. You can hear the DM running low on ideas after running 13 straight hours of this thing.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)01:37 No.1901134 >>1901109 Roll to spot tracks, traps or other contraptions or points of interest

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)01:37 No.1901135 >>1901109 Push the paladin to the front.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)01:37 No.1901136 >>1901109 pffthahahah

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)01:37 No.1901151 >>1901109 >13 straight hours fuck stay behind the others with my dragon

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)01:37 No.1901154 >>1901109 Make light with the torch. roll to inspire DM

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)01:37 No.1901155 >>1901135 I just healed that stupid paladin! why are you making me waste my energy?

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)01:38 No.1901165 >>1901109 I was honestly expecting like 4 or 5 hours for this time

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)01:39 No.1901193 >>1901155 Stupid paladin, eh? Let's see how you tank the monsters then!

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)01:40 No.1901216 I sure hope this isn't just the dragon's hoard!

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)01:40 No.1901239 >>1901216 >dragons hoard I WANT IT.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)01:41 No.1901263 >>1901216 I sure hope we didn't thread into the domain of an Eldritch abomination that will mind-rape us all!

DM 05/13/12(Sun)01:43 No.1901322

>>1901134
Some aspects of the cave imply it might not be a natural formation.You can't quite put a hoof on why, though.
>>1901165
If someone doesn't mind running back five or so horses to check, we can't be sure.
I think I started at around 19:00, and it's 8:40 now

The rest of the party lines up after some pushing and shoving, then heads deeper. The cave soon begins to widen up and you notice archways carved into the ceiling. Perhaps more curiously the path seems to slowly be forming into stairs.

Keep going?
Examine the area?
Ask Smarty or Noise for an opinion?

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)01:44 No.1901330 Help I'm actually falling asleep

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)01:44 No.1901348 >>1901322 Examine the area.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)01:44 No.1901352 >>1901322 Ask Smarty Also Noise isn't with us anymore is she

>>	Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)01:45 No.1901359 >>1901322 Ask Noise

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)01:45 No.1901362 >>1901322 Noise is still with us?

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)01:45 No.1901377 >>1901352 She is, why would she leave? Ask her about it.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)01:46 No.1901384 >>1901352 ne'er mind, I'm so tired I mistook Noise for the other guard.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)01:46 No.1901385 >>1901352 >>1901362 >>1901377 Why wouldn't she be there?

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)01:47 No.1901416 >>1901352 >>1901362 Why wouldn't she be? >>1901359 >

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)01:47 No.1901418 >tfw I was referrint to Aenoi as Smartypants mockingly and now it's the name of the guard

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)01:48 No.1901429 >>1901385 >>1901416 woops 4chan acted up there, sorry

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)01:49 No.1901451 >>1901429 You ziggers can't into computers.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)01:49 No.1901463 >>1901451 fuck you

DM 05/13/12(Sun)01:51 No.1901494

>>1901348
Many of the structures seem to be a strange fusion of things built from blocks and shapes carved out of the walls themselves. They all seem to coherently link to eachother, giving you the impression that this might be some sort of pseudo-building.
>>1901352
Smarty takes a look around and says the style reminds him of Platinum-era Unicornia, if rougher.
>>1901359
>>1901377
Noise admits she has no idea. She doesn't know much about pony history, and this certainly isn't a structure made by dragons.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)01:51 No.1901505 >>1901418 well uh, good job? Roll for evil check

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)01:52 No.1901536 >>1901494 I'm not sure if I can stay conscious if we're gonna search through this ruin But I'll try Spot checj

>>	age] 05/13/12(Sun)01:52 No.1901537 I hope you guys don't mind me joining as some ghost offering suggestions God damn I shouldn't have left for bed

>>	DM 05/13/12(Sun)01:53 No.1901542 >>1901505 Nope. Her face still isn't evil.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)01:53 No.1901554 >>1901494 Do nothing

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)01:53 No.1901555 >>1901494 Keep going.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)01:53 No.1901563 >>1901494 Tell Smarty that I can create words too. The style seems schlorkoriffic. Now explain himself using only simple words.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)01:54 No.1901571 >>1901542 NOT HER FAC- ooooh haha but i meant the 'check for any trace of evil' thing

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)01:55 No.1901597 >>1901536 Nasse is going to die.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)01:55 No.1901603 >>1901542 I am Stallion Faced and I find this offensice.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)01:55 No.1901609 >>1901597 Hey, I rolled a 6

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)01:56 No.1901624 >>1901597 As long as he doesn't kill us.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)01:56 No.1901625 >>1901609 But you are going to black out irl.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)01:57 No.1901640 >>1901625 Who cares, his friends will make sure he lives for the Finale

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)01:57 No.1901646 >>1901563 he probably means that this was here during the early years of equestria. possibly that some ponies who wanted the protection of thick walls and not easily being seen carved into the rock

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)01:57 No.1901647 >>1901625 Hah, I was so sure my friend's jeans were his cat just now

DM 05/13/12(Sun)01:57 No.1901658

>>1901563
"It am are fancy house from land of pony with horn on head from long time ago. Simple enough for you?"
>>1901571
You feel that there might be evil here, but it seems to be fading in and out somehow.
>>1901536
You spot some shadows skittering around in the darkness, and notice that the room you are in is larger than it would seem. One exit leads further down, another to a side room.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)01:58 No.1901663 >>1901640 Sure but I dont like when people leave. I miss Max.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)01:58 No.1901677 >>1901646 eldritch horror, woo, we ded. >>1901658 investigate the side room

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)01:59 No.1901699 >>1901658 Follow this guy.>>1901677

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)01:59 No.1901708 >>1901663 hah, he's probably already awake by now

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)02:00 No.1901716 >>1901677 Simple enough. Follow Trusty. Prepare for mindrape

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)02:00 No.1901718 >>1901658 Stay behind the others and investigate

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)02:00 No.1901734 >>1901663 His soul will live in our hearts forever. RIP

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)02:01 No.1901744 >>1901734 Hes not ded.

>>	DM 05/13/12(Sun)02:02 No.1901764 >>1901677 >>1901699 >>1901716 The side room has some barrels. They are unopened and unmarked, but heavy. >>1901718 You find evidence that there might be a catacomb somewhere in this structure, or at least a large amount of bones.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)02:02 No.1901776 >>1901744 I know. But all his dreams are crushed.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)02:02 No.1901781 >>1901658 ask the unicorn guard if he can create a stable light in the middle of the main room

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)02:02 No.1901782 >>1901764 Open one of this barrels.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)02:03 No.1901787 >>1901764 I'll bash open a barrel

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)02:03 No.1901793 >>1901770 >a wild Leth appears SMITE IT AND TAKE IT'S MARKER!

>>	Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)02:03 No.1901805 >>1901764 >Bones Oh my Ask my minion if he knows anything about this place

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)02:03 No.1901806 >>1901793 NO YOU FOOL

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)02:04 No.1901813 >>1901764 Keep the torches away from the barrels. Shit might be 'xplosive.

>>	DM 05/13/12(Sun)02:05 No.1901828 >>1901770 >0 A very clearly important pony walks by, stops to hammer a large sign in the ground, insists everyone ignores him and leaves.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)02:06 No.1901862 >>1901828 Take him down!

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)02:07 No.1901872 >>1901828 Word of Power on the sign. >RAPE

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)02:07 No.1901880 >>1901862 the two of you will doom us all!

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)02:07 No.1901882 >>1901862 Jesus christ no

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)02:08 No.1901898 >>1901862 Let's just find out what's in those barrels.

DM 05/13/12(Sun)02:10 No.1901938

>>1901781
It is done. You can now see that the room is empty.
>>1901782
>>1901787
The barrels contain assorted spices and reagents. They would only be valuable to a spellcaster.
>>1901862
>>1901872
The dawn sisters comically collide with eachother as the important pony leaves without even looking back.
You can't seem to do anything to the sign, but it is quite pink.
>>1901805
The zombie dragon shrugs. It just wanted to find a mate, it doesn't really care about the history of holes in rocks. it does tell you that it can smell treasure lower down.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)02:11 No.1901973 >>1901938 Well, let's go downwards then

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)02:11 No.1901975 >>1901938 Tell the party about that treasure down there

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)02:11 No.1901976 >>1901938 Do i have space for said spices and reagents? can i take some with me?

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)02:12 No.1901988 >>1901938 Incest Down we go!

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)02:12 No.1901989 that god damn cat went to sleep on the bed made for me.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)02:12 No.1901992 >>1901938 Keep going.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)02:12 No.1902003 >>1901988 I try to make a move on the pretty paladin

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)02:12 No.1902006 >>1901988 >Implying You are too ugly.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)02:13 No.1902016 >>1902003 god damn it

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)02:13 No.1902021 >>1901989 I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE CATS BRO I TOLD YOU THEY WERE EVIL >>1901992 Sloppy love-hate incest kisses with tounge

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)02:14 No.1902036 >>1902003 Your flirts are lost in the sea of the Friendzone

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)02:14 No.1902044 >>1902021 I was talking with the dm you ugly horse.

DM 05/13/12(Sun)02:15 No.1902062

>>1901976
You can. You grab some potent healing herbs and a few other odds and ends you like the look of.

As you head downwards, the caver opens up to a sideless spiral staircase, leading down into the darkness. You can see drops of water falling down into the dark abyss, and worryingly, sometimes you see one falling back up.
The stairs end abruptly. They have been broken. The way is too long to jump.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)02:15 No.1902075 >>1902044 I'm not ugly, I'm pretty in a unique way!

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)02:16 No.1902088 >>1902062 ah well. Let's go back up then. Or wasn't Dawn a Pegasus?

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)02:16 No.1902093 >>1902062 Aww Shucks. Give a torch to Dawn. Send to investigate.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)02:17 No.1902100 >>1902062 awesome! ask the unicorn guard to send a magical ball of light as far down as possible or if I can do it, i'll do it instead

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)02:17 No.1902102 >>1902088 >>1902093 But I dont want to go alone.

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/13/12(Sun)02:17 No.1902114 >>1902062 inb4 entrance to The Abyss Hope you have your Abysswalker ring

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)02:17 No.1902116 >>1902062 >>1902102 Don't be such a pussy, I can go with you

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)02:18 No.1902134 >>1902102 Time to stop being useless and be used as a scout.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)02:18 No.1902136 >>1902116 >inb4 the zebra gets scared and runs up the side of the walls out of the cave

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)02:19 No.1902145 >>1902136 That's mean

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)02:19 No.1902146 >>1902116 You dont have wings.

>>	DM 05/13/12(Sun)02:19 No.1902149 >>1902102 >>1902116 Noise agrees to join you two >>1902100 The ball of light falls down and disappears from sight It then flies back up past you Several times And falls back down Then fades

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)02:19 No.1902157 >>1902146 But my dragon can carry me

>>	DM 05/13/12(Sun)02:19 No.1902163 >>1902146 He has a dragon mount

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)02:20 No.1902173 >>1902149 I think we oughta go back up, out of the cave and report to Celestia

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)02:20 No.1902186 >>1902149 Ok lets go zebra we dont have all night.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)02:20 No.1902189 >>1902149 Ooh crap. This is going to be one of those places where everything is batshit bonkers. Throw down a torch to see what happens.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)02:21 No.1902193 >>1902186 Yeah yeah alright, fuck

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/13/12(Sun)02:22 No.1902221 >>1902189 Abyss guys I told you

>>	DM 05/13/12(Sun)02:23 No.1902231 >>1902189 The torch falls Then falls past you again Then falls upwards and returns to your hand The torch seems a lot more fresh than it was when you dropped it. >>1902186 >>1902193 The three of you make the gap with ease. The other side is safe.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)02:23 No.1902243 >>1902231 You guys won't cause a time paradox while we're away, right?

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)02:23 No.1902244 >>1902231 Ok zebra lets walk behind the dragon.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)02:24 No.1902254 >>1902231 WEEEE, find random stuff to throw down and enterntrain myself while the others return.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)02:24 No.1902262 >>1902243 if anything i'll return to camp and make sure no one is using it w/o our permission

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)02:24 No.1902263 >>1902244 Yeah

>>	DM 05/13/12(Sun)02:25 No.1902273 >>1902243 >>1902244 As you two head down, Smarty tosses Noise one of the Rope Arrows Trusty had. The rest of you can now cross. Smarty gives everyone a "seriously?" look.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)02:26 No.1902284 >>1902273 Hue

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)02:26 No.1902292 >>1902273 CROSS!

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)02:27 No.1902296 >>1902273 Well she is a smart dragon.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)02:28 No.1902310 >>1902273 well make it choppy

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)02:28 No.1902327 >>1902273 cross but see if i can reuse some slabs of rock on the sides to fashion a better bridge for our return trip

DM 05/13/12(Sun)02:31 No.1902370

>>1902327
You convince the party to fashion a bridge.
As the party continues down, they occasionally see the torch still falling past them in both directions. You come across a large door planted in the middle of the stairwell. Noise remarks that it has a riddle written in dragontongue on it.
Ask noise to translate?
Ask what Smarty thinks?
Think for a moment yourself?

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)02:31 No.1902383 >>1902370 >Ask noise to translate? This.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)02:31 No.1902386 >>1902370 Translate it first

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)02:32 No.1902395 >>1902370 ask Noise to translate, and then with her and Smarty as to what the riddle might mean

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)02:32 No.1902407 >>1902370 Translate and wonder how can the torch be falling if it's in my saddlebags

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/13/12(Sun)02:32 No.1902409 >>1902370 I still think we should go back but ask Noise to translate for now

>>	DM 05/13/12(Sun)02:33 No.1902420 >>1902383 >>1902386 >>1902395 "A wise one knows the answer, a smart one does not need it"

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)02:34 No.1902451 >>1902420 Fuck Ask Smarty

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)02:34 No.1902457 >>1902420 Smarty, it says you don't need the answer, go on! I shove panty towards the door.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)02:35 No.1902459 >>1902420 Is there life after death?

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)02:35 No.1902463 >>1902420 Long shot >Twice to dawn and once to dusk, knock three times and speak the name of death to enter.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)02:35 No.1902464 >>1902457 >panty how did this happen Smarty*

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)02:36 No.1902484 >>1902464 you want that unicorn because you want to spite your 'friend' sicko

>>	DM 05/13/12(Sun)02:37 No.1902497 >>1902451 >>1902457 Smarty gives everyone a blank look, then simply steps around the door. It's a sideless staircase in mid air. Nothing is stopping him from just ignoring the door and moving on.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)02:38 No.1902520 >>1902497 We're not very smart ponies or zebras

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)02:38 No.1902530 >>1902497 Well lets keep moving.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)02:38 No.1902538 >>1902497 Go on, Smarty. You first.

>>	DM 05/13/12(Sun)02:42 No.1902592 As you continue downwards you find the staircase ends in a small room. On one wall is a mirror. On the other is a short corridor that ends in a blank wall. However you can see a door at the end of the corridor in the mirror. What do?

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)02:42 No.1902594 please respond.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)02:43 No.1902608 >>1902592 Look at my pretty stallion face in the mirror. Looking good, Radiant, looking REAL good. Flex for the mirror.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)02:44 No.1902615 >>1902592 roll detect evil and if everything is safe, someone should lightly push onto the mirror

>>	Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)02:44 No.1902618 >>1902608 Tell my dragon to lightly slap this gal

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)02:44 No.1902627 >>1902592 Smash the mirror.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)02:44 No.1902629 >>1902618 ;_;

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)02:45 No.1902637 I think Nasse died

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)02:46 No.1902657 >>1902637 Yeah

DM 05/13/12(Sun)02:46 No.1902659

>>1902608
Yep. You look as pretty as ever. Just look at those stallionlike guns. Bros be mirin'. Aww yeah.
>>1902615
Seems clear. Pushing the mirror does nothing.
>>1902627
The mirror is made of plot element, and cannot be broken until you solve the puzzle.

Smarty and Noise are talking on the side, occasionally looking at you and smiling

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)02:48 No.1902687 >>1902659 Roll to revive Nasse. Walk down to the other end of the room, and while there, spin around and act like I opened the door in the mirror.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)02:48 No.1902688 >>1902659 Go to the wall and investigate

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)02:48 No.1902695 >>1902659 well that's slightly odd of them alright, check where the door in the corridor is in the mirror and inspect its place

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)02:48 No.1902699 >>1902659 Investigae this puzzle.

DM 05/13/12(Sun)02:52 No.1902754

>>1902687
Yep. Door opens. Simple as that.
Smarty gives you an approving nod
>>1902688
>>1902695
>>1902699
The way is now open. You see it is a treasure room filled with loot apparently gathered from dead knights and several items obviously stolen from a wizard's tower or mage academy.
In the center of the room is a floating hourglass trapped in a magic field. It gives off a tremendous amount of energy that makes your manes frizzy.

Feel free to pick out some key loot, and grab some for Trusty too. The poor fellow fell asleep on the stairs.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)02:53 No.1902787 >>1902754 CHECK THE AREA FOR EVIL

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)02:54 No.1902788 >>1902754 Oh boy I want a golden crown and some jewelry. Are we going to stop?

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)02:54 No.1902794 >>1902754 Uh The hourglass makes me uneasy

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)02:54 No.1902795 >>1902754 Help me DM, I have a good weapon and armor, what sort of phat loot do I find?

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)02:55 No.1902821 >>1902795 I can't into loot system on my own

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)02:56 No.1902831 >>1902794 I'll just wait to see if anything happens after >>1902787 checks the area

DM 05/13/12(Sun)02:57 No.1902843

>>1902787
No evil here. Hell, nothing even seems alive down here.
>>1902788
No. Please stop ignoring the GIANT GLOWING PLOT HOOK
>>1902794
And with good reason. You notice the torch falling again. As it hits the hourglass it starts falling upwards.
>>1902795
You find a jeweled amulet emblazoned with the sun. You feel great energy in it. It will project a shield around you as you charge into battle, making you immune to damage for the first round.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)02:57 No.1902846 >>1902787 if its safe, i'd like to grap some armored shoes, plating for my legs, and look to see if there is a white mage's book somewhere while i'm at it i'd like to try and find something that can aid his marksmanship.. or a good cloak for him

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)02:58 No.1902876 >>1902843 Sorry I just ask because Nasse is sleeping. Do I get my golden crown? Ask Smarty about the hourglass.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)02:58 No.1902883 >>1902843 I'll just grab a robe and see if any spellbooks are laying around and I'll stuff my pockets with jewelry

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)02:58 No.1902884 >>1902843 Oh cool. After I collect the Sun Amulet, I go and take a look at the Hourglass.

DM 05/13/12(Sun)03:05 No.1903009

>>1902846
You grab your armour. It is well made and even fits nicely. The book contains some mending spells for repairing possibly fatal damage.You then grab a handy small spyglass for Trusty. It even has a neat strap so he can wear it like a hat.
>>1902883
There is a tattered wizard robe blackened with mold and soot. Perfect for looking spooky.
You also find a scroll that tells you how to fire a simple yet effective magic missile.
>>1902876
You get a crown too.
>>1902884
Finally everyone gathers by the hourglass.
Smarty remarks that it seems similar to the ones used as decorations in areas dedicated to the works of Starswirls the Bearded, a notable unicorn time mage.
As he takes a closer look he says be believes he can see events unfolding inside, as if trapped in an endless loop within the swirling sand.

Disturb the hourglass?
Try to figure out what the event is?
Leave?

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)03:05 No.1903014 we ded

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)03:05 No.1903019 Soooo what now?

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)03:06 No.1903042 >>1903009 Try to figure the event out without touching the hourglass

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)03:06 No.1903044 >>1903009 >Time magic hourglass We should take it.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)03:07 No.1903056 >>1903009 speculate the event

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)03:07 No.1903057 >>1903009 Poke it.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)03:08 No.1903067 >>1903044 we could very well get stuck in whatever loop i sealed within

DM 05/13/12(Sun)03:10 No.1903110

>>1903056
>>1903042
You are fairly certain this is the first coming of Ironhide you see. Perhaps most worryingly, it is seen through his eyes.
>>1903057
As you lightly tap the hourglass the light layer of sand on the floor whips up around you. For a fraction for a fraction of a second you see flashes of the past, events long since bygone, and hear the voices of the centuries ago dead.

Touch it again?

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)03:10 No.1903122 >>1903110 Take it!

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)03:11 No.1903129 >>1903110 Touch it lightly.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)03:11 No.1903130 >>1903110 Whoa, that was trippy. But it scared me shitless. I don't touch it again.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)03:15 No.1903209 Ow shit, we should wrap this up, I'm starting to get dizzy

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)03:16 No.1903221 >>1903209 I've been up for about 40 hours now, I'd really like some sleep

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)03:16 No.1903224 >>1903209 same here.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)03:17 No.1903241 >>1903221 >>1903224 We lost Nasse anyway. Let's just continue from here next Friday.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)03:18 No.1903258 >>1903110 I suggest we head back to camp, I'm not sure how long we've been in the cave and we don't know if the pegasus guard came back yet

DM 05/13/12(Sun)03:19 No.1903280

>>1903129
The sands stir up again. You are in the air, flying. Below you can see hundreds of horrible monsters fleeing terror as you approach. You strike at them with your mighty blade and it effortlessly cleaves them apart. You blast forth the rays of the sun granted to you by the blessings of Celestia and rejoice as the foul beasts are burned to cinders. As they run they scream obscenities and mockery to your perfect god, which only serves to fuel your will to slay them.
In the distance you can see the sun rising. Celestia has come to thank you in person no doubt. She flies from Canterlot herself to grant you her praise. You hurry to meet her. Surely she will be overjoyed to see all the good you have done.

The vision ends as you pull away from the hourglass. You are not sure how, but this trinket seems to have stored some of the final moments of Valiance's life in it as he saw them.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)03:20 No.1903296 >>1903258 Back to the Camp! I'll carry the sleeping Trusty.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)03:21 No.1903306 >>1903280 We have to take this thing with us. For Max.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)03:22 No.1903321 >>1903306 Can the uncorns just levitate it?

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)03:22 No.1903334 >>1903321 only one way to know for sure...

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)03:23 No.1903338 >>1903321 Yeah, let them levitate it without spilling more sand

DM 05/13/12(Sun)03:25 No.1903385

Smarty grabs the hourglass with his magic and the party takes great care in leaving the cave and returning to camp. Night is falling, and they agree to rest now before telling the news to Celestia in the morning.

NEXT TIME: THE BIG FINAL BATTLE

I hope all this time spent here was worth it.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)03:26 No.1903394 >>1903385 Next session when?

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)03:26 No.1903397 >>1903385 I hope so too 'nite DM 'nite everyone

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)03:26 No.1903399 >>1903385 Sure was! But I'm bailing now. Friday for the Finale?

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)03:26 No.1903400 >>1903385 FINALLY Next friday, right?

>>	DM 05/13/12(Sun)03:27 No.1903407 >>1903394 Earliest possible: in six hours Most likely: next thursday or friday

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)03:27 No.1903414 >>1903407 >In six hours fuck that

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)03:27 No.1903427 >>1903407 >six hours awww hell naw if you really want to run another one then do a side story or something damn!

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)03:28 No.1903430 >>1903407 Friday you say

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)03:28 No.1903441 >>1903385 >I hope all this time spent here was worth it. Ofc it was man I get the best dress and a crown and jewelry! See you guys later.

>>	DM 05/13/12(Sun)03:28 No.1903452 Fine. FINALE IS NEXT FRIDAY BE THERE OR DIE OFF SCREEN

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/13/12(Sun)03:29 No.1903453 Anyways, thursday or friday would be perfect see you then, fuckers

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)03:29 No.1903469 Bye everyone

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)03:29 No.1903471 File: 1336894177.jpg-(13 KB, 255x252, 1330827329236.jpg) >>1903452

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/13/12(Sun)03:30 No.1903482 >>1903452 >>1903453 >>1903469 >>1903427 Bye guys.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)03:30 No.1903486 >>1903452 next friday when?

>>	DM 05/13/12(Sun)03:30 No.1903494 >>1903486 When I get everyone in the same place. Afternoonish GMT

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/13/12(Sun)03:31 No.1903504 >>1903486 Next Fridays usually happen on the Friday's that come next.

>>	Aenoi [Cleric] 05/13/12(Sun)03:31 No.1903508 >>1903494 'aight later then

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/13/12(Sun)03:35 No.1903580 I had better get up to some crazy heroics in the Stormherald

>>	DM 05/13/12(Sun)03:54 No.1903927 Fun fact: I DMed so long that it spanned six threads. The oldest ones fell off page 15 ages ago.

>>	Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)09:04 No.1907474 SHRUG SHRUG SHRUG

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