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Unnamed Text Adventure Quest - Thread 3 Nasse-Setä No.420565[Last 50 Posts]
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Worry about the future tomorrow, for today we faff about.
It's noon in the city. Emily has asked all of you out for lunch in a fancy restaurant in town.
"The food's so good it'll feed itself to you!" She advertised.
You follow her on the winding streets, off the main avenue and into one of the more quiet blocks. In one of the multi-storied buildings there is a neon sign of an hamburger and the text "the grub bucket". It looks kind of out-of-place with what you've seen here so far, but Emily assures you their food might be simple, but still really good.
"And Buns said you can have your first meal for free since you helped the Alchemist!"
Worry about the future tomorrow, for today we faff about.
It's noon in the city. Emily has asked all of you out for lunch in a fancy restaurant in town.
"The food's so good it'll feed itself to you!" She advertised.
You follow her on the winding streets, off the main avenue and into one of the more quiet blocks. In one of the multi-storied buildings there is a neon sign of an hamburger and the text "the grub bucket". It looks kind of out-of-place with what you've seen here so far, but Emily assures you their food might be simple, but still really good.
"And Buns said you can have your first meal for free since you helped the Alchemist!"
>>420566
Emily giggles.
"It's a hamburger! Two buns and a steak between! Often it also has salad and cheese on it."
>>420567
Emily nods.
"It's one of a kind."
The insides are nice and clean. There's a cashier, a fat pony with a bit of a stubble but an energetic expression, and no customers. You wonder if this place is really popular at all.
On the other hand, it is kind of out-of-the-way for the noon lunch rush…
Emily giggles.
"It's a hamburger! Two buns and a steak between! Often it also has salad and cheese on it."
>>420567
Emily nods.
"It's one of a kind."
The insides are nice and clean. There's a cashier, a fat pony with a bit of a stubble but an energetic expression, and no customers. You wonder if this place is really popular at all.
On the other hand, it is kind of out-of-the-way for the noon lunch rush…
>>420569
Emily nods with the bartender. He speaks:
"Yeah. We're a bit to the side of everyone's business, but we've got enough to keep ourselves floatin', so it's all good to me."
The menu is in large print behind the cashier.
>>420570
"Huh. Everyone eats them around here."
>>420572
Emily grins.
"Well at least here everyone's an omnivore!"
Emily nods with the bartender. He speaks:
"Yeah. We're a bit to the side of everyone's business, but we've got enough to keep ourselves floatin', so it's all good to me."
The menu is in large print behind the cashier.
Salad - 5
Pizza - 10
Burger n' Fries - 10
Kebab - 7
Sandwich - 5
Ice Cream - 3
Pastry - 3
Coke
-Small 2
-Large 5
Fruit Soda
-Small 2
-Large 5
Water
-Free>>420570
"Huh. Everyone eats them around here."
>>420572
Emily grins.
"Well at least here everyone's an omnivore!"
>>420579
Emily shrugs.
"I guess our world hasn't."
She considers the subject closed.
>>420580
"Right away!"
He walks into the kitchen and returns with a tray. Laying it on the table, you can see there are three small ponies on it.
One is dark brown, almost black, with a red mane. She bows to you before hopping to Emily.
"Hiya luv!"
"Hi Coke."
One is light red with a strawberry on her flank, and the other is completely clear.
"Who ordered Strawberry?"
"Who ordered Water?"
Emily shrugs.
"I guess our world hasn't."
She considers the subject closed.
>>420580
"Right away!"
He walks into the kitchen and returns with a tray. Laying it on the table, you can see there are three small ponies on it.
One is dark brown, almost black, with a red mane. She bows to you before hopping to Emily.
"Hiya luv!"
"Hi Coke."
One is light red with a strawberry on her flank, and the other is completely clear.
"Who ordered Strawberry?"
"Who ordered Water?"
>>420586
>>420587
>>420585
Emily is too busy kissing the small coke pony passionately. She breaks it momentarily, leaving the small glass pony looking distraught.
"Um, there's something I might need to explain…"
Coke grabs her cheeks before he can continue and locks their lips together again.
"Pizza and Salad's here!"
Two ponies, one green, one cheesy yellow, walk into the room, straight to the table. "Pizza" lays her rump on the table in front of Emily.
"Hiya Emi!"
Salad walks up to Klandin and Mercury.
"Hello! Did one of you order a salad? I Apologize for Fries and Burger, they're having another relationship problem!"
>>420587
>>420585
Emily is too busy kissing the small coke pony passionately. She breaks it momentarily, leaving the small glass pony looking distraught.
"Um, there's something I might need to explain…"
Coke grabs her cheeks before he can continue and locks their lips together again.
"Pizza and Salad's here!"
Two ponies, one green, one cheesy yellow, walk into the room, straight to the table. "Pizza" lays her rump on the table in front of Emily.
"Hiya Emi!"
Salad walks up to Klandin and Mercury.
"Hello! Did one of you order a salad? I Apologize for Fries and Burger, they're having another relationship problem!"
>>420590
>>420589
Mercury runs straight into the hooves of Salad, who locks her lips with Mercury's.
It tastes salty, almost like…french salad dressing?
"Now calm down luv, you'll scare the customers~"
Emily looks incredibly embarrassed at this.
"I'm sorry…this is…um, their specialty."
Pizza shakes her rump on the table.
"Emilyy~! I'm getting frustrated here~!"
>>420589
Mercury runs straight into the hooves of Salad, who locks her lips with Mercury's.
It tastes salty, almost like…french salad dressing?
"Now calm down luv, you'll scare the customers~"
Emily looks incredibly embarrassed at this.
"I'm sorry…this is…um, their specialty."
Pizza shakes her rump on the table.
"Emilyy~! I'm getting frustrated here~!"
>>420593
>>420592
You're in the street.
>>420594
Emily looks like she wishes she could shrink under the table.
"Um… yes…"
You hold Strawberry above your mouth, and some soda does trickle out of her mouth into yours.
"You know, stud, there's a better way…"
Meanwhile, Emily has to get started on her pizza.
She bites off a piece of her tail before lifting it and licking Pizza's clearly slick folds.
"Mmm, you're delicious as always~"
She kisses Coke after each bite before looking at you, blushing.
"I'm sorry!"
>>420592
You're in the street.
>>420594
Emily looks like she wishes she could shrink under the table.
"Um… yes…"
You hold Strawberry above your mouth, and some soda does trickle out of her mouth into yours.
"You know, stud, there's a better way…"
Meanwhile, Emily has to get started on her pizza.
She bites off a piece of her tail before lifting it and licking Pizza's clearly slick folds.
"Mmm, you're delicious as always~"
She kisses Coke after each bite before looking at you, blushing.
"I'm sorry!"
>>420608
>>420609
>>420610
Emily starts trotting off, half mumbling to herself.
"Yes, yes, the farm is a nice place…Sunny and smells nice…"
You leave the town and head around the walls to the eastern side where you can see a small hill raise above the woods. After following a small road you come to a quaint lil' farm. There's a stone main building and two wooden barns, cordoned by a wooden fence. A tall Capra lady holding a pitchfork meets you.
"Hiya! Terribly nice to finally meet the heroes everyone's been talking about! Name's Bonnie!"
She holds out her hand.
The area of the farm is surrounded by different vibrant colours, apple trees, strawberry bushes, oranges, pears…
A sweet smell hangs in the air.
>>420609
>>420610
Emily starts trotting off, half mumbling to herself.
"Yes, yes, the farm is a nice place…Sunny and smells nice…"
You leave the town and head around the walls to the eastern side where you can see a small hill raise above the woods. After following a small road you come to a quaint lil' farm. There's a stone main building and two wooden barns, cordoned by a wooden fence. A tall Capra lady holding a pitchfork meets you.
"Hiya! Terribly nice to finally meet the heroes everyone's been talking about! Name's Bonnie!"
She holds out her hand.
The area of the farm is surrounded by different vibrant colours, apple trees, strawberry bushes, oranges, pears…
A sweet smell hangs in the air.
>>420618
She beams back at you while gripping your hoof tight.
"Well hello there!"
>>420617
"Hullo thar too. Never been big for them church fings. But you help people, right?"
>>420616
"Thanks! It's a tough job, workin' outside the city. Lotsa stuff to worry about."
She wipes her brow before starting to walk towards the farmhouse.
"Now y'all come in and I'll get ya some juice while you can tell me what brings you here!"
She beams back at you while gripping your hoof tight.
"Well hello there!"
>>420617
"Hullo thar too. Never been big for them church fings. But you help people, right?"
>>420616
"Thanks! It's a tough job, workin' outside the city. Lotsa stuff to worry about."
She wipes her brow before starting to walk towards the farmhouse.
"Now y'all come in and I'll get ya some juice while you can tell me what brings you here!"
>>420623
"Oh, the city guard protects me, especially during the harvest season. And I've got my cowgirls too."
She sighs.
"But now a nearby Centaur tribe has been giving me trouble…"
>>420622
She pours each of you a glass full of berry juice.
"how nice."
>>420621
"All manner of fruits. Pine Apples are our specialty."
"Oh, the city guard protects me, especially during the harvest season. And I've got my cowgirls too."
She sighs.
"But now a nearby Centaur tribe has been giving me trouble…"
>>420622
She pours each of you a glass full of berry juice.
"how nice."
>>420621
"All manner of fruits. Pine Apples are our specialty."
>>420627
It tastes wonderful. You can taste grape, raspberry, apple and blueberries in it.
>>420628
"They're like a cross-breed of Humen and Ponies. Of course if you suggested it to them, they'd kill you. They're a proud and stubborn race. Worse than donkies. And yes, I might need some help…"
>>420629
She nods.
"The local tribe got a new leader. A real idiot, stubborn, over-confident…"
She shudders.
>>420630
"Not pineapples, Pine Apples! Apples that grow on pine trees! They're our most outlying plantation and the centaurs have been raiding it non-stop for almost a month…no one has been able to form a party to stop them or even negotiate with them…"
She leaves the pitcher of juice on the table.
"Well drink up! I'll go fetch some fruit cake!"
It tastes wonderful. You can taste grape, raspberry, apple and blueberries in it.
>>420628
"They're like a cross-breed of Humen and Ponies. Of course if you suggested it to them, they'd kill you. They're a proud and stubborn race. Worse than donkies. And yes, I might need some help…"
>>420629
She nods.
"The local tribe got a new leader. A real idiot, stubborn, over-confident…"
She shudders.
>>420630
"Not pineapples, Pine Apples! Apples that grow on pine trees! They're our most outlying plantation and the centaurs have been raiding it non-stop for almost a month…no one has been able to form a party to stop them or even negotiate with them…"
She leaves the pitcher of juice on the table.
"Well drink up! I'll go fetch some fruit cake!"
>>420636
Bonnie brings in a small cake decorated with cream and strawberries.
>>420633
"Oh, if you want to help, it's all up to you! I can tell you where the pine apple plantation is or you can even walk straight for their tribe."
>>420634
"I think they're an original race. Like Capras and Ponies and horks…"
Bonnie brings in a small cake decorated with cream and strawberries.
>>420633
"Oh, if you want to help, it's all up to you! I can tell you where the pine apple plantation is or you can even walk straight for their tribe."
>>420634
"I think they're an original race. Like Capras and Ponies and horks…"
Blue Carnation(Goat Preacher) No.420639
>>420637
Oh!" I go grab a a knife and cut the cake into set pieces before grabbin my part and put the cake in the middle of the table in case anyone wants a slice.
>>420638
I nod at this too.
"I also want to help, what time do these 'centaur' usually come here to steal your produce? Perhaps we can ambush them." I then take a bite of my cake
Oh!" I go grab a a knife and cut the cake into set pieces before grabbin my part and put the cake in the middle of the table in case anyone wants a slice.
>>420638
I nod at this too.
"I also want to help, what time do these 'centaur' usually come here to steal your produce? Perhaps we can ambush them." I then take a bite of my cake
>>420638
Bonnie shakes her head while munching on a slice of cake.
"It's all the same to me. You should do what you know best. We used to do some minor trading with them but it's nothing we can't lose."
>>420639
"During the night usually. They aren't afraid of being ambushed in the dark woods, since they're usually the ones doing the ambush."
>>420640
Tastes fruity.
Bonnie shakes her head while munching on a slice of cake.
"It's all the same to me. You should do what you know best. We used to do some minor trading with them but it's nothing we can't lose."
>>420639
"During the night usually. They aren't afraid of being ambushed in the dark woods, since they're usually the ones doing the ambush."
>>420640
Tastes fruity.
The edge of the Pine Apple plantation is dark green. Most of them have low branches and thick sprigs and twigs. In their scent you can tell something sweet, and if you look hard enough, you can see some small, dark red apples in the treetops.
You can also see wood splinters, a broken cart and a hatchet struck in a nearby tree.
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You can also see wood splinters, a broken cart and a hatchet struck in a nearby tree.
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