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No.224770

Having left Trotheim, the party is aboard a trading ship called "Siren's Luck". It's not a large vessel, but it's one of the few that still shuttles between Trotheim and the local ports.
The sun is just about to set, and you can smell the salty seawater in your nostrils.
There are even a few sun chairs on deck.
The captain, a burly and honest fellow, is pacing around on the upper deck, talking with the helmsman.
Most of the crew is currently down below, gambling and drinking.

Report in.

No.224776

>>224770
"So…where the fuck are we going again?"

No.224777

I'm on the ship, then?

No.224780

>>224776
"To somewhere fun! ooh, ooh! Can we throw a 'Get there party' when we get there?"

No.224784

>>224776
"No idea."

No.224787

I stay somewhere on deck playing around with the daggers.

No.224788

>>224777
Everyone is, either a passenger or a crew member.

No.224790

So the sea is where my abyss has guided me…
Glorious.
Such bellowing magnificence.
Such gentle strength.
Just like me!

No.224791

>>224770
Déjà vu…

I inspect the crewmembers closely and keep an eye on the captain doings

Roll #0 7 = 7

No.224796

>>224784
"Mm…"
I guess I depart to wherever the cargo is being held. Anything… small enough that they won't notice is missing?~

Roll #0 2 = 2

No.224799

>>224776
The captain speaks from the upper deck.
"We're dropping you all off at New Hoofen. We'll be there by sunrise."
>>224791
The captain is speaking quickly and in whispers with the helmsman. The first mate seems to be drunk below decks.
The crew is mostly either doing their duty or singing Fifteen Men.
A monkey is playing a flute.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzcv5TJkJBA
>>224796
EVERYTHING is bolted down
Even the rum kegs and copper tankards

No.224800

>>224788
Handle my Talisman.

Lord, I am now traveling to new land to pure impurity in your name. I seek thy blessings, for I do this in your name, and the ideals we share.

Roll #0 9 = 9

No.224803

Hmmm
This ship is boring.
It's time to re-decorate this ship!
QUICKLY, OUT WITH THE EMERGENCY PARTY KIT!
'1d10'

Also, keep dancing to the music if I can hear it while throwing ballons and streamers around.
'1d10+2'

Roll #1 8 = 8

No.224804

>>224803
Dance roll, derp.
'1d10+2'

Roll #1 2 + 2 = 4

No.224811

Rolling to find an interesting person on board
'1d10'
Abyss guide me

Roll #1 7 = 7

No.224812

>>224799
…What bullshit!
I kick something and head back out then.
"This ship is so fucking boring… anyone seen where Neith went?"

Roll #0 8 = 8

No.224816

>>224799
"Useless drunkards…"

>>224803
I groan and facehoof.

Is there any place around here without any annoying tiny creatures running around? '1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

No.224819

>>224812
"Oh my GOSH that's just what I said! But not to worry, I'm already working on un-boring the place!"

No.224820

>>224803
Spare a glance for her antiques, but otherwise keep minding my own businesses

No.224822

>>224816
"Neith please, thats not necessary."

No.224826

>>224801
You see a shark following the ship.
A few of the crew members are drunkenly brawling.
>>224803
You throw a few streamers and confetti around.
A surly looken sailor immediately starts scrubbing the deck clean, causing you to trip over your own hooves when trying to dance.
>>224811
there's a small goat lying head first in a puddle of soap water, drunk sailors, a diamond dog wearing a hood… the possibilities are endless!
>>224816
The captain's quarters, which are currently locked. Or the blackpowder storage, which is also locked.
>>224800
Burn them
Burn the whole ship and I will grant you my favours

No.224828

>>224822
"Be quiet Aure- Cleric."

>>224826
Yeah, okay. Let's just make sure I'm as far away from them as possible.

No.224829

>>224819
I groan and smack my face.
"For fucks sake… that's the last thing this ship needs."

No.224830

>>224812
"It is a ship. A form of transportation more than a form of entertainment."
>>224816
"Come now. A bit of drink can light up a bad day swiftly."
>>224826
>>224819
….eh. Perhaps later.

No.224837

>>224826
"Hey! I wasn't decorating just for you to mess it up!"
They can't appretiate a good party!

>>224829
I bounce up from the floor and hop next to her, leaning close to her face.
"And the first thing is…. moooooooore music?"
Smile widely.

No.224842

>>224828
"Aure-Lia."

No.224845

>>224826
As you wish, my Lord.

Head down to the lower decks.

No.224847

>>224830
"Eat a dick, twinkleass."
>>224837
I give her a shove.
"Don't ever get that fucking close to me again. Ever."
>>224828
"Oh. Hey Neith! What's up?"

No.224851

>>224842
I give her a dull look

"Very amusing."

>>224847
"Nothing!"

No.224854

>>224847
"Awww, come on!"
Pout.
"Why do you hate fun! I even skipped over a tons of dog jokes! Like the one where I would ask you if "Hey Ali, do you want to have fun?" and then I'd throw a small red ball away and then we all laugh!"

No.224855

>>224845
What is that pony doing all of a sudden? Mind Reader.

Roll #0 7 = 7

No.224856

>>224851
"Sorry I thought you forget my name."

No.224860

>>224847
"I'd really rather not, doggy.
I'm not that kind of pony."

No.224866

>>224851
"You too? There's fucking nothing to do on this ship… hey, can I ask you something?"
>>224860
"You call me doggy one more time I'll sell your transparent ass."

No.224869

>>224839
You are now watching them.
>>224845
You go below the crew's quarters. There's not much in the lowest deck but the gunpowder and ammunition storage.

The captain shouts to the lookout.
"Anything?!"
The lookout just shrugs.
>>224855
He's heading down below.

No.224877

>>224869
Seriously? Mind Reader only tells me he wants to go below?
Oh well. Nothing to worry about.
Cast Detect alignment on the various ponies around.

Roll #0 1 = 1

No.224881

>>224856
I look at the floorboards
"I wouldn't forget the name of the pony that saved my life."

>>224866
I freeze

"Just keep it to yourself, dog!"

No.224885

>>224866
"Would you prefer bitch? That would be the correct term, no?"
I give you a sly smile

No.224889

>>224885
I snort back a chuckle.
"I already made that joke! You are late!"

No.224896

>>224881
"I- Fuckin' jeez… alright."
I confusedly scratch my head.
"What the fuck's up with her…"
>>224885
>>224889
"Fuck. Both. Of. You."

No.224898

>>224855
>>224869
"Hmmm?"

Looks like I've been seen. I'll have to give up on this for now.

Head back up and… what is this rabble?

See if I can find the party.

No.224901

>>224881
"And I never forget the name of my best pony friend."

No.224904

>>224896
"Don't make me hug you!"
Giggle again.
"And there's plenty of soap around too!"

No.224909

>>224889
"Hm. A goat of great entertainment then I see. A bard by chance, are you?"
>>224896
"Come now. There is no reason to be so offensive. Perchance we got off on the wrong limb here. I'm Solus. Fortune seeker, swordspony, storyteller, artist of the tongue.
Care for a drink?"

No.224912

>>224901
I hold up a hoof to shut her up

"Don't. Say that."

No.224914

>>224904
"You touch me I'll throw you off the fucking ship."
>>224909
"Ali.
Whaddya have?"

No.224915

>>224912
"Why not?"

No.224917

>>224915
"Because I say so, alright? Now be quiet and go hang around that stallion of yours."

No.224918

>>224877
You're sure the whole crew is full of changelings.
The captain, the first mate, the helmsman…it all makes sense to you now!
>>224898
Most of them seem to be up on the deck.
>>224908
The first mate seems to have made it up to the deck, though he's barely conscious at this point.
He wraps his hoof around your neck and tries to give you a smile.
"I'll 'heal' yer 'ailments' if ya know what I mean!"

The lookout suddenly screams: "SHIP AHOY!"
The captain almost jumps overboard.
"What flag?!"
"No flag! They're headed for us!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76iayUZg73w

No.224919

>>224912
"Awww, what's the matter? Does Neithy not like that she has a widdle BPFF?"
Rolling to not break out laughing.

Roll #0 4 = 4

No.224922

>>224918
"Ah… hm?"

Ready my greataxe.

No.224925

>>224917
"But hes sleeping."

No.224926

>>224909
"Yes! I travel and I party and I bring smiles everywhere!"

>>224914
Shuffle closer and boop her on the nose.
"Bloop."

>>224918
"You think they want to party?"

No.224927

>>224914
"Lessee…"
rolling for drink quality
'1d10'
>>224918
"Ah for the love of all things useless! Why now? I wanted a drink damnit!"

Roll #1 2 = 2

No.224929

>>224918
Changelings.
I hope they live honest lives.
Get on my hooves and look in the direction of the ship.
"Who knows how to fight, here?"

No.224934

>>224918
I head up top and try to see the ship that's coming for us.
>>224926
-and pick her up and carry her with me. '1d10'

Roll #0 8 = 8

Roll #1 10 = 10

No.224938

>>224919
I get up and snarl at her
"SHUT UP DOG! LEST YOU WANT ME TO KEELHAUL YOU!"

>>224918
"Good, I need something to kill!"

Draw my sword

No.224940

>>224934
I start to giggle.
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Where are we going?"

No.224942

"Plenty of things, it seems."

No.224943

>>224938
"Where?"
Cast Detect alignment.

Roll #0 2 = 2

No.224946

>>224938
"Hmm. You. What is your name?"

No.224950

>>224919
You almost burst into treats, but settle on just rolling on the floor a bit, while guffawing so hard some of the crew thinks there's a whale on the water.
>>224927
You have seawater.
>>224929
The captain swipes the sweat off his brow.
"The crew knows! I pray to Celestia the crew knows…"
>>224934
You carry the goat up with you.
The other ships looks to be larger than your vessel; it's armed to the teeth with cannons while yours has measly four.
>>224943
You're sure the pegasus mare cussing and swearing at everyone is evil to the bone.
>>224930
You push the first mate so hard, he falls and drops a key down below.

The lookout suddenly climbs down from his basket.
"PIRATES!"

No.224952

>>224946
"My name is shut the hell up. Now get ready to fight! Filthy pirates!"

>>224950
Shoot the first pirate I can see with my pistol. Marksman shot!

Roll #0 4 = 4

No.224955

>>224950
"I… Fuck!"
Draw my crossbow and shoot the first head I see on the other ship!
And also resist the urge to throw this stupid goat overboard. '1d10'

Roll #0 4, 4 + 2 = 10

Roll #1 9 = 9

No.224958

>>224950
"Weird." Stay back.
Do I have prayer of healing? I save all my points back in trotheim.

No.224959

>>224952
"You are strong in mind. You have a will that wants to be expressed so dearly… good."

Roll for initiative.

Lord, let us bathe in their blood!

Roll #0 10 = 10

No.224961

>>224950
Rolling initiative.
Try to locate their leader.
'1d10'

Roll #0 2 = 2

Roll #1 4 = 4

No.224962

>>224950
"HA! A BATTLE IS TO BE HAD! SOMEONE! GET ME A DRINK! FOR TODAY WE DINE ON BLOOD! ONWARDS! BOARD THEM!"
Rolling for quality of the drink I asked for
'1d10'
And then to inspire
'r2 1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7 / Roll #2 4 = 4

No.224965

>>224950
"I'm pretty sure those are not party cannons…"

Are those party cannons?
'1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

No.224977

>>224952
>>224955
The ship is far in the horizon, you hit nothing.
It starts slowly turning to face it's side to your ship.
The captain loudly exclaims "EVERYPONY FOR THEMSELVES!" and jumps in the only lifeboat.
Ali also doesn't throw Buttermilk overboard.
>>224958
Everyone lost their skills.
>>224959
>>224954
You both are so ready you could slice cannonballs mid-air.
>>224961
>>224962
Again, the ship is far away from yourrs.
You're brought a mug of rum, but fail to impress anyone by speaking with your mouth full.
>>224965
No. They are not.

The pirate ships starts firing, though the first volley lands rather short.
The drunken crew is trying to get themselves into order.
"Wheresh the key to the -hic- gunpowder?"
"The firsht mathe hash it!"
"Shhit, guys, I think I losht it when that mare pushed me!"

A second volley is fired.
You can hear whistling and wood cracking as the balls shred the mast of your ship.

No.224990

>>224977
"Bah! I hate naval warfare!"

Find that damn key and get to the powder room!

Roll #0 5 = 5

No.224994

>>224977
Is the helmsman still there?
If he is, good.
If not, take the wheel.
"IF THEY WANT A FIGHT THEY GET A FIGHT!
TURN THIS SHIP AROUND AND SOMEONE GO LIGHT IT ON FIRE! WE'LL RAM THEM! LETS SEE THEM EXPECT THAT!"
Rolling for plan excellence.
'1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

No.224997

>>224977
Try to stop the balls with magic.

Roll #0 5 = 5

No.224999

>>224977
Quickly start playing on my flute.
Heeeeeeeeeeey, Pinkie! I'm in sort of a jam! Do you know where the key for that place is? I really really really need it! Or some plan!
Rolling to Entertain the PInk One '1d10+2'

Roll #1 4 + 2 = 6

No.225002

>>224994
"Mad, but impassioned. You have potential…"

>>224977
READY TO CLEAVE CANNONBALLs IN MIDAIR, AM I?
LET'S JUST DO THAT

Roll #0 2 + 1 = 3

No.225003

>>224977
"You little shitbag!"
Throw the goat into a wall or something and make sure it hurts '1d10' , then head below deck and look for that fucking key!

Roll #0 2 = 2

Roll #1 3 = 3

No.225005

>>224977
Moondamnit.

Detect alignment on the ponies reading for battle, I must know who I can and who I cannot trust!

Roll #0 1 = 1

No.225016

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeI03Xn-clc

>>224994
Yes he is. And everyone on the ship is staring at you like you're a raving lunatic.
>>224997
[DC8]
>>224990
You quickly go to the crew's deck. The floor is filled with clutter from the crew's party.
It also doesn't help some of the crew are rushing to ready the cannons.
>>224999

>>225002
You miss. The ball hits the captain's quarters.
>>225003
You put Buttermilk down rather gently considering the circumstances. You're faced with the same problem as Neith.
>>225005
THEY ARE ALL CHANGELINGS! EVIL CHANGELINGS!
EVIL CHANGELING PIRATES!

"C'mon, get a hatchet! We need those cannons!"

No.225020

>>225016
Try again.

Roll #0 3 = 3

No.225022

>>225005
"STOP STARING AT BUTTS AND GO LIGHT THE DAMN FIRES!"
Rolling to turn this fucker around for a head on charge
'1d10'
>>225016
WELL KICK HIM OFF THEN.
THIS PLAN IS BRILLIANT EVEN IF THEY ARE TOO DRUNK TO GET IT.

Roll #1 9 = 9

No.225032

>>225016
"Useless."

Ready my greataxe and cleave the door to the powder room down.

Roll #0 4 + 1 = 5

No.225035

>>225022
Blink a few times.
"R-right!"
THE CHANGELING TOUCHED ME!
FIRE! PURGE IT WITH FIRE!
Light the cannons!

Roll #0 7 = 7

No.225036

>>225016
>>225022
"WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT KEY?!"
Keep looking!

Roll #0 10 = 10

No.225039

>>225016
Gee, thanks a lot!

"Thank you too, Ali! We should play again sometime!"

Get out my trumpet and use Heroism!
'1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

No.225044

>>225016
RIGHT

If the dog is here then I get the heck out of there and go back to the deck

Prepare a damn cannon or something!

Roll #0 3 = 3

No.225053

>>225026
They will be in boarding distance in 2 turns.
You inspire the crew to find a hatchet and open the blackpowder storage. The crew hurriedly starts loading the cannons.
>>225020
The volley whistles past you, hitting the aft of the ship.
>>225022
You spin the wheel, turning your ship so none of your cannons can fire at the pirates.
Though without sails, you're not moving very fast.
>>225035
The cannons are on fire.
"What the bloody hell are you doing, lady?!"
>>225036
You find it! Just in time to fuck they already opened the storage!
>>225039
You do just that.
>>225044
You see another volley fired, hitting the front of the ship. It shreds the planks and you can hear agonized screams from down below.

The pirate ships starts circling to your side since you're all but immobile.

No.225059

>>225053
I meant fire the cannons.
As in light the fuse.
How can cannons made of metal even burn?

Roll #0 10 = 10

No.225068

>>225053
They will never see it coming.
Cannons are for faggots anyway.
"SOMEONE GRAB THIS WHEEL AND RAM THOSE FOOLS! GET ME CLOSER! I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD!
THAT SHIP WILL BE OURS WITHIN THE HOUR!"
Lets get to the tip of that thingy at the bow to be first in line on the assault.
"ONWARDS! TO BLOOD AND GLORY!"
Inspire
'1d10+2'

Roll #1 1 + 2 = 3

No.225069

>>225053
Fucking fuck FUCK.
I-
Can I pick up one of the canons and carry it up top?

Roll #0 4 = 4

No.225073

>>225053
Is anyone hurt? Heal them just in case.

Roll #0 4 + 2 = 6

No.225079

>>225053
Well then! Take out my other pistol and use Marksman shot again!

Roll #0 4 = 4

No.225080

Well.

Let's just wait about oddly serenely while everyone else is panicking. Get ready to attack once the pirates come into range.

Roll #0 6 = 6

No.225083

>>225053
Good thing we have that Heroism!
Inspire!
'1d10+2'

Roll #1 1 + 2 = 3

No.225090

>>225059
I know.
The wooden things that hold them up.
Anyway, you completely wasted the shot since your sides weren't aligned with the pirates at all.
>>225060
The pirates keep on firing. This time they hit the cannon deck, disabling on of your starboard guns and killing it's crew.
Curiously, you can't see their boarding crew on deck at all.
Or anyone for that matter.
>>225068
"FECK YA PARTNER!"
The helmsman brings the ship around, aligning the remaining starboard cannon against them.
The fire is unsurprisingly rather ineffective.
>>225069
You're not THAT strong.
>>225073
There are half a dozen injured crewmen in the crew deck.
You start treating them, you'll be done after the next turn.
>>225079
There seems to be no one on the other ship to shoot.
>>225080
You see them fire another shot.
It hits the waterline.
They're going for your black powder and ammunition!
>>225083
Another shot ripples the ship.
"FIRE BELOW DECK!"

No.225094

>>225090
Keep going.

No.225095

>>225090
I growl and take to the air. Go to the crow's nest of the other ship!

Roll #0 1 = 1

No.225096

>>225090
Rolling not to fall overboard.
'1d10+-1'

Roll #1 9 - 1 = 8

No.225098

>>225090
"THE POWDER!"
Fetch some water for that fire!

Roll #0 8 = 8

No.225100

>>225096
What a worthless helmsman, he can't even make me fall off.
Slam another stiff drink, throw the bottle at the pirates and draw my sword.
It is goddamn go time.

No.225102

>>225090
Fuuuuuuuck.
Screw this.
I head above deck and ready my crossbow to shoot them!

Roll #0 5 = 5

No.225103

>>225102
>2d10+2
…Right.

Roll #0 6, 6 + 2 = 14

No.225109

>>225090
"I'm going to need a smaller violin for this…"

Get out my accordion and start playing 'Nearer my Goddes to thee'

"Ladies and Gentlecolts, it was fun to sail with you!"

No.225111

>>225109
'1d10+2'

Roll #1 10 + 2 = 12

No.225113

>>225090
Lord, it seems providence has carried out thy wish. Now I will bring blood to thee.

"COME, WRETCHES! SHOW YOUR WORTH AND FIGHT FOR YOUR LIVES!"

No.225119

>>225097
Maybe if you had wings.
>>225095
You take to the air but immediately get shot down by shrapnel wrecking your body.
You fall to the deck, helpless.
>>225096
You hold your hoofing.
>>225098
You get some water, but just as you reach the deck another volley hits the lowest deck.
>>225102
>>225103
The powder and ammunition ignites, causing an internal explosion.
The whole ship shakes and buckles as it's torn apart from the inside, spewing wood and metal everywhere.
Needless to say, the party is thrown to the water.
Most you can see are waves that seem taller than houses, and the pirate ship turning away.
You're quickly engulfed in darkness…

No.225123

>>225119
Try to stay above the water.
'1d10'

"HEY! I WASN'T DONE WITH MY SONG!"

Roll #1 4 = 4

No.225125

>>225119
Pff, water.
That's for drinking.
It can't beat me!
Rolling to not let some water get the best of me '1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

No.225127

>>225119
Damn it all! Don't drown!

Roll #0 9 = 9

No.225129

>>225119
Swip up and look for Neith.

No.225130

>>225119
"Damn it a- NEITH!"
Try to swim over to where she is and not drown!

Roll #0 8 = 8

No.225132

>>225119
Tread water. I'm pretty sure I know how to do that.

Roll #0 6 = 6

No.225134

>>225119
Try to gain control of the fall and fly!
racial option is 'agile'

Roll #0 10 = 10

No.225135

>>225125
Like fuck you will, water! I had +2 to that roll from crit Inspire
…I think!

No.225144

You wake up in the beach.
It's dark, and overcast.
Water slams against your body, and you can't find your belongings.
All around you pieces of wood and crates are being washed ashore.

You're all washed on a kilometer long strip, more or less conscious.

>>225133

>>225132
>>225130
>>225127
>>225134
You're all just fine, up and about. Maybe you should look for survivors (each other) or items in the wreckage. Currently you only have what you were wearing on you.
>>225125
>>225123
You two aren't so well off. roll again to stay conscious.

No.225149

>>225144
Come on, I can't party if I'm passed out!
'1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

No.225151

>>225147
This does not include weapons larger than daggers or pistols.
Though the pistol's powder is ruined.

No.225155

>>225144
Damn. Look for my talisman.

Roll #0 1 = 1

No.225158

>>225144
Look around for my staff.

Roll #0 6 = 6

No.225162

>>225144
"HAHA! IN YOUR FACE, WATER! I TOLD YOU I'D WIN! I'D DRINK YOU UP JUST TO PISS YOU OUT! HA!"
Lets go see if any rum survived.
'1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

No.225165

>>225144
I lost everything? I spit on the ground to get the salty taste out of my mouth and look around.

"What in the name of the Sun and Moon just happened!?"

Roll #0 2 = 2

No.225166

>>225144
Man, fuck trying to find the others!
I grab Neith and pull her into a hug.
"You okay?"

Roll #0 9 = 9

No.225168

>>225144
Get it together and find the EVIL CHANGELINGS!
Off for real now.

Roll #0 3 = 3

No.225170

>>225166
'1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

No.225171

>>225162
Nope.
It was all lost.
A tragedy for the ages.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JImcvtJzIK8
Any other alcohol maybe?
'1d10'
>>225144
Oh yeah and also best see if I'm still able to walk
'r2 1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5 / Roll #2 2 = 2

No.225172

>>225170
pls '1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

No.225176

>>225171
No.
Well, I'll just enjoy this beach then.
Fuck you water.
FUCK. YOU.

No.225177

>>225166
I grumble and try to break free

"I'm fine! Let me go dog!"

No.225181

>>225177
"Nah."
I keep hugging her.

Roll #0 6 = 6

No.225182

>>225165
Sun and Moon? Disappointing. But this one can turn. She need only a catalyst.

"It seems we are now ashore after last night's pirate attack. It is doubtful that the sailors survived."

No.225185

>>225181
Push her away!

"I HATE the smell of wet dog! You stink even worse than usual!"

Roll #0 9 = 9

No.225187

>>225185
'1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

No.225188

>>225176
Am I alive yet?
'1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

No.225191

>>225188
Nope.
I'll just be here then.
At the beach.
Chillin'

No.225200

No.225206

>>225200
There is a Goat in Trouble!
Influence her mind!
Pinkie Powers activate!
'1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

No.225212

>>225185
I break the hug.
"Fiiine… like hell you're walking after that shrapnel you took though!"
I pick her up put her up on my shoulders in a piggyback fashion.

Roll #0 3 = 3

No.225217

>>225206
Hmm I should look for that little goat.

Roll #0 7 = 7

No.225219

>>225212
To hell with that, fly out of her grip

"To hell with you! I'm fine!"

Roll #0 10 = 10

No.225221

>>225219
"Very impressive flying. May I ask your name now?"

No.225226

>>225221
I land again, out of reach of the dog
"My name is Neith. Holy inquisitor. Cleanser of corruption. Purger of heretics. And upkeeper of law and justice."

Roll #0 4 = 4

No.225237

>>225226
"I see. I am Marley. Like yourself, I am a purger of the unclean, and seek to uphold justice as well. May goodwill be with you. Is this your traveling party?"

No.225239

>>225226
"And hilariously adorable when you get all affectionate with her."
I snicker.

No.225241

>>225237
I look her/him? over

"You look like a holy warrior, that's good to see. Don't mind the rest of my group, they are all simple of mind save for the cleric and bard. Not the goat bard, the stallion bard!"

>>225239
"What are you laughing at, dog?"

Roll #0 4 = 4

No.225255

>>225241
"Simple mi- hey! I'm not fucking simple minded!"
I huff.
"And do you really wanna know, pony?"

No.225260

>>225241
her

"I see. It will be good to meet with them, regardless."

>>225255
"And who are you?"

No.225263

>>225255
I glower at her
"Go ahead. Tell me what it is that makes you laugh like an idiot."

No.225273

>>225260
"Ali."
>>225263
"Well.."
I lean in and whisper to her.
"I was just saying that you're hilariously adorable."
I snicker again.

No.225278

>>225241
>>225255
>>225263
What a beautiful sight if they were to draw blood now. But these beings have potential to serve the Destroyer. For now, I must take them as wards and groom them.

>>225273
"I see. You have already heard my name."

No.225282

The group is mostly together.
Save for the goat who is just about to drift back into the ocean right in front of you.
There are also boxes and bodies of sailors drifting to the beach.

No.225287

>>225282
Also Solus.
It seems as if Buttermilk and Solus are spooning each other while floating in the water.

No.225288

>>225282
I'll just be over here.
Being invisible or something.

No.225291

>>225273
"What!? What is wrong with you! Shut up and stop trying to embarrass me!"

I push her away and run off to check on some of those boxes >>225282
'1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

No.225301

>>225282
Can I find my talisman, or do I already have it?

Roll #0 1 = 1

No.225304

>>225282
Go and pick the goat.

Roll #0 1 = 1

No.225305

>>225282
Pls
'1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

No.225308

>>225291
"Ha!"
I laugh then check my gear.
So I lost my crossbow?

Roll #0 4 = 4

No.225321

FUCK YOOOOOU WATERRRRR

No.225335

>>225289
It's pretty heavy. Maybe it went down with the ship.
>>225291
It's a crate of crackers!
They're all wet and soggy.
One of the presumed-dead crew members whimpers on the ground.
>>225301
Anything that you were wearing except your weapons.
>>225304
Better give the both of them a burial at sea.
You set Buttermilk's clothes on fire.
It's also enough to wake her up.
>>225308
Yes.
You have your clothes, daggers and tits with you.
>>225321
The sound of a goat swimming for it's life is enough to bring you back to consciousness.

No.225339

>>225335
N- Not even my revolver?…
;_;

Roll #0 6 = 6

No.225340

>>225335
"Aurelia! Get over here and treat this poor bastard!"

Look around some more

Roll #0 1 = 1

No.225343

>>225335
Looks like I just lost my firestarters and bombs then
Goodnight

Roll #0 9 = 9

No.225345

>>225335
Fuck the sea.
First thing I do when I get out of it is piss in it to show it who is boss around here.
Lets use the goat to float back to shore.
Goats float right?
Goat even rhymes with float.
And frown rhymes with drown.
So I'll just keep smiling for now.
'1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

No.225347

>>225340
Go with Neith and heal the poor bastard.

Roll #0 1 + 2 = 3

No.225351

>>225335
"Rise and shine, Butter-AAAAAAAH WHY AM I ON FIRE?!"

Roll in the sea and put it out!
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

No.225355

>>225339
No.
No revolvers.
>>225340
You find yourself enthralled by Ali's looks.
You can't stop looking at the dog.
>>225343
You can get more in the next town
Good night
>>225351
It's quite impossible to not put a fire out while rolling in the sea, but you chug a good amount of water.
>>225345
YOU MAKE IT TO THE SHORE
>>225347
You shoot a bolt of lightning from your horn and electrocute the sailor, leaving him a twitching mess on the beach.

No.225356

>>225355
Cough it up.
'1d10'
"WORST.SHIP.PARTY.EVER!"

Roll #1 10 = 10

No.225357

>>225355
Where am I!? Where's my mace!?

No.225358

>>225355
I swear if anything happened to the sword I had strapped to me I'm diving back in there and getting it.
Check I have everything, then proceed to piss on the ocean to prove I kicked its ass.
"SUCK IT DOWN, WATER!"
'1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10

No.225359

>>225357
Where are my dice rolls!?

Roll #0 4, 3 = 7

No.225360

>>225355
"Well done Aureli-"

SPAGHETTI ROLL

Roll #0 1 = 1

No.225362

>>225355
Dammit…
Does it look like they washed ashore anywhere?

Roll #0 2 = 2

No.225364

>>225360
I'm just going to go ahead and run away into some bushes now while calming my shit

Roll #0 4 = 4

No.225366

>>225355
Try to heal him again.

>>225360
"Im sorry, I didnt know I can cast lightnings."

Roll #0 7 + 2 = 9

No.225370

>>225358
Looks like the straps held. Lucky you.
>>225359
Your mace sunk. You're with the party on the beach where you washed up with crates, debris and possibly dead sailors.
>>225360
Oh gosh, Ali sure has got some great stonking tits
you'd just love to bury your face in them and…
>>225364
You're paralyzed as you can't help your tongue lolling out of your mouth and copious amounts of precuddle on your forehead and flanks.
>>225362
No.
>>225366
HE'S DEAD

No.225373

>>225370
DROP DEAD

PRETEND TO HAVE DIED

Roll #0 7 = 7

No.225374

>>225356
>>225370
Since you ignored that ten can I use it to WHERE ARE MY INSTRUMENTS OH MY GOSH

No.225375

>>225370
"Im sorry sir…"

No.225377

>>225370
"And that demonstrates the importance of strapping things on properly."
>>225373
"Oh. The irate lesbian died. Should we burn the body before it festers?"

No.225382

>>225374
I just didn't want to bother with describing how you spit out seawater
You have your smallest harmonica with you.
>>225373
You fall on the ground but can't help whining a little.
Your excitement doesn't die though.

No.225383

>>225375
I hug her.
"It's not your fault. The shipwreck was enough to scramble anypony's brains. Look at Neith, for example."

No.225387

>>225382
"NOooo!"
Find them!
'1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

No.225388

>>225370
…Fuck this shit.
I go look over the cargo. Anything?

Roll #0 7 = 7

No.225389

>>225382
STAHP!

Calm myself and just pray that I'll just become invisible!

Roll #0 10 = 10

No.225394

>>225389
Pick up the clearly dead pony
"Can someone light a fire? I think tossing this into the sea will just attract land sharks."

No.225396

>>225394
I look away from my hug.
"Dead? No!"

I run over to Neith and check for any signs of life.

Roll #0 5 = 5

No.225397

>>225387
You find your violin.
It's shattered against some rocks.
>>225388
There are some swords on the beach.
Some are mangled but some would be usable.
>>225389
You're no longer leaking pre-cuddle.
You can hear a celestial voice in your head.
Love and Tolerance, My little pony
>>225394
As you pick up the body you can smell the scent of an excited mare on the air.

No.225398

>>225397
…Oh no, my violin! I didn't even have it yet and I already lost it!

LOOK FOR MY COLLECTION OF TINY INSTRUMENTS!
PINKIE PLS HELP!
PLAY WITH THE HARMONICA FOR GUIDANCE!
'1d10+2'
I need them to partyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Roll #1 6 + 2 = 8

No.225400

>>225397
I calmly get up and brush myself off. Then sprint my way into the sea to wash this stuff off.

No.225401

>>225396
You're not sure.
On the other hand her coat is warm and moist, on the other hand she isn't moving or apparently breathing.

No.225402

>>225400
>>225401
"YOU'RE ALIVE! THANK PINKIE YOU'RE ALIVE!"
I try to hug her.

Roll #0 7 = 7

No.225403

>>225400
"Amazing. Returned to life by the hunger of her mareparts. I will write a song about this one day, I will."

No.225404

>>225402
>>225400
Neith, roll against that

No.225405

>>225397
I don't use swords. Balls.
>>225402
>>225403
"…What the fuck are you talking about?"

Roll #0 5 = 5

No.225408

>>225405
"She fell over all of a sudden! I thought she died!"

No.225409

>>225402
I jump out of the way and into the water '1d10'
"BACK OFF CARD!"

>>225403
"SHUT UP!"

>>225405
"THAT COUNTS FOR YOU TOO, DOG!"

>>225408
"I DID NOT!"

Roll #1 4 = 4

No.225412

>>225402
>>225409
Card Trick tackles Neith before she can reach the water.
She smells rather excited

No.225413

>>225405
"Well clearly she was dead.
And horny.
Dorny?
Along those lines.
And don't give me that 'but that's wrong' nonsense. It had never stopped me before, it will not stop me today! Even if I am sober for once!"
>>225409
"Oh stop shouting and finish your bath lest you wish to smell of how you feel!"

No.225414

>>225398
>>225409
Pls
At least one more instrument

No.225415

>>225408
"Fell over? From wha-"
>>225409
"I wasn't even going to fucking do anything!"
I sigh and look around.
Any way that looks like it leads to civilization?

Roll #0 6 = 6

No.225417

>>225412
Annnnnd I let her go and take a few steps back.
"Sorry! I didn't realize…sorry!"
'1d10' to not blush.

Roll #1 1 = 1

No.225419

>>225413
"Waitwaitwaitwait. Horny? Neith?"
I give him a look of pure confusion.
"…Are you fucked in the head or something?"
>>225417
"…Card? Why are you blushing?"

No.225420

>>225414
You find your bongo drums.
>>225415
There's a hill to the side, you could look from there.
>>225417
You'd put tomatos to shame.

No.225421

>>225417
>>225419
I'm just going to rocket my way into the water now

No.225423

>>225420
Huh…
That's something…
Well, I don't really have my trumpet anymore, but play a sad little goodbye song for all those instruments lost.
Then walk back to the others, not even bouncing…

"Terrible, terrible news!"

No.225424

>>225419
"…you know, for a dog, you have an amazingly useless nose on you. You can almost SEE the excitement pouring from her.
The only thing fucked here is what she wants to be, my littlest pet."

No.225427

>>225419
I walk over to her and lean over to speak into her ear. The physics might not quite work on that but I've been following Pinkie long enough that it shouldn't matter too much.
"Because she is."

No.225428

>>225424
I…
Can I smell it?

Roll #0 1 = 1

No.225429

>>225421
You take a loong bath.
>>225428
Well she sure is wet now that she ran into the sea.

No.225434

>>225428
WELL THAT'S USELESS ANYWAYS
>>225427
"I- …from what?"

No.225435

>>225429
I walk out and back onto the beach as if nothing happened

Now… what do I have on me inventory wise? '1d10'
What is there to find on the beach that I could use? 'r2 1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7 / Roll #2 3 = 3

No.225436

>>225434
"You, I think. Didn't you see her staring at you?"

No.225438

>>225434
"Well, who else?"
Point at my magnificent self, of course.

No.225439

>>225435
Ali found some swords.
You have your whip with you.

No.225440

>>225434
>>225436
"Whispering in company is a terrible habit."
Not that it matters. Of course I heard that.
'1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

No.225441

>>225439
>>225436
>>225435
"Anyone found a knife? Or instruments? Oh my, I lost my party kit too… this is horrible!"

No.225442

>>225441
You have your knife.
>>225440
Yup

No.225443

>>225441
"I lost all my stuff, but as long as I have Aurelia and my friends everything will be fine."

No.225446

>>225436
" Right…"
Rolling not to get any ideas.

Roll #0 1 = 1

No.225448

>>225439
Grab one of those swords Ali has

"Give me that, dog."

No.225452

>>225442
"Oh hi knife!"

>>225443
"…but… how will we party like this?"

No.225453

>>225448
"I'm sure you'd love the dog to give you a lot more than that."

No.225454

>>225446
OH HEY HOW ABOUT THAT HILL.
I go up there.
Fast.
VERY FAST.

Roll #0 10 = 10

No.225455

>>225446
Well Neith has that whip…you bet if you looked you could find some rope and a cucumber.
Or just plain old public teasing.
>>225448
You have a sword.

No.225458

>>225452
"Partying is just as much a state of mind as it is an actual party."

>>225455
What all do I currently have on me? Do I need to roll?

No.225461

>>225452
"We don't. This is no time for your stupid parties you idiot!"

>>225455
I grumble a little and take to the air to see what I can see of the island from up there

Roll #0 5 = 5

No.225463

>>225454
You get to the hill. You can see (presumably) New Hoofen off in the distance.
>>225458
You have what you were wearing, and your instrument.

No.225464

>>225458
"I guess you are right… but Pinkie was very mean today! She totally didn't respond to me! And she didn't help me find my arrangement of assorted artistic music-makers!"

>>225461
"Well you just lost your invitation to the 'Yay we made it' party!"

No.225465

>>225453
"Careful with your words, friend."

>>225463
I go stand over by Aurelia then.

>>225464
"You and I aren't the only ones that follow her. She can get really busy sometimes."

No.225466

>>225463
How far in the distance?
Do they look alright?
Can I calm myself down? '1d10'

Roll #0 8 = 8

Roll #1 9 = 9

No.225469

>>225465
My eyes widen.
"Ooooooooooh, she DID mention a party she was attending today! How silly of me! She didn't ignore me then!"

I start smiling and bouncing around again.

No.225472

>>225465
"Careful is for old ladies trying to get the cookie jar off the top shelf. A traveling talespinner like myself can ill afford such boring wastes. But then, what can I expect of you to know of the art of a good tale and an inspiring word?"

No.225477

>>225464
"Thank the moon for that."

>>225472
I land right in front of him and push him back
"Would you stop your endless yapping already? What is it with all you bards being the most insufferable individuals to walk this planet?"

No.225479

>>225466
Yes you can.
Looks like maybe half an hours of walking.

No.225482

>>225477
I giggle.
"Not really, I wouldn't do that, you know it silly! And you just need to lighten up! You are always so grumpy!"

No.225488

>>225479
Neat.
I go back down then and sneak a glance at Neith.
"There's a town nearby. Not on fire or any shit like that. Should we go?"

Roll #0 3 = 3

No.225489

>>225472
"Not much, I'm afraid. I was always more focused on cards and instruments."

>>225477
"I know you don't mean all of us, Neith. Are you feeling well enough to walk to the town?"

>>225488
"Me and Aurelia are ready to get going."

No.225493

>>225477
"Have you ever considered the problem may be that it is you who are the insufferable, tiresome and insecure waste of breath here? For one who so grandly claims to be the holiest and most worthy here, I've yet to see you do more than blush and bathe and poorly deny your feelings towards others you-"
>>225488
"-A town? Hm. Sounds good. Anything beats the beach."

No.225498

>>225489
"Of course I feel well enough! Why wouldn't I be!?"

>>225488
"Yes. We should. And stop looking at me like that, dog."

>>225493
I just walk away as he is talking, not even listening to his ramblings anymore.

"LET'S MOVE!"

No.225500

>>225493
"Hey! Neith can be a bit rough when you first meet her, but I will not tolerate you talking that way about any of my friends. Got that?"

No.225507

>>225493
"Oi, shut your fucking mouth."
>>225498
I already take off. To the town!

Roll #0 1 = 1

No.225511

>>225507
"Touchy, touchy. Did I hit a nerve?"
>>225498
"Lead on, oh glorious leader"
Sing a song to make the walk more enjoyable. At least to myself.
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

No.225512

>>225511
"Please mister, don't be a butt!"

No.225515

>>225511
The person who enjoys your song the least is YOU.
>>225507
You decide to walk behind Neith.
It distracts you somewhat.

You arrive near the town.
It's got walls, a city hall and not much else to say.
A small trading port.
You enter a gate.
There's a town greeter there.
He's glassy-eyed and speaks in a monotonous, deadpan voice.
"Welcome to New Hoofen how may I help you?"

No.225518

>>225515
"Our ship sank! We need an emergency party and an instrument re-fillment!"

No.225522

>>225515
"We need an in-are you alright?"
I look him over to try and find out what's wrong with him.

Roll #0 9 = 9

No.225525

>>225515
Ooh~
"The fucking ship we were on was attacked by pirates and sank."

No.225527

>>225515
"Who is in charge here? Come on, I don't have all day!"

No.225533

>>225518
>>225525
>>225527
"Survivors should report to the town hall you can meet the mayor there."
>>225522
He seems fine, other than for that little bit of drool that's dripping down the side of his mouth.
You can see other ponies walking in the streets and they seem just normal.
Maybe he's "special".

No.225536

>>225515
"A tale most dire indeed. Out ship fell to a pirate assault, regardless of our valiant efforts to save it.
Left stranded ashore, thirsty and hungry for both food and love, we sought out your fair town, and now we ask of thee for shelter and aid."
>>225527
"Actually, yes, yes you do."

No.225537

>>225533
"Thankie thanks!"
Bounce towards the town hall.

No.225542

>>225533
"Onwards then to the town hall. I will sing of you highly, greeter at the gates. Your services to our cause are admirable to say the least.
…could you point me to a pub too?"

No.225544

>>225533
Touched by Pinkie and taken to party in a higher plane, I see.
"Thank you for that. Is there an inn here?"

No.225546

>>225533
Man, fuck the mayor.
I go try to find a weapon shop.

Roll #0 8 = 8

No.225549

>>225536
I sigh
"I have a schedule to keep in check! I need to kill at least two more heretics today or I'll be in trouble tomorrow!"

>>225533
To the Mayor!

No.225556

>>225549
"Well to each their own. I'm sure I saw a crab praise Tirek back there on the beach. But then, I saw many things there, of various levels of devoutness."

No.225562

>>225542
>>225544
"All you seek you can find in or near the square this includes the pub."
>>225546
You walk off. The smithy would be hard to not see, seeing as it's currently bellowing smoke to the street and somebody's cussing inside.
>>225549
You walk to the town square. The mayor's office is right in front of you. It's a round, tall building.
One of the sailors is standing in front of it.

No.225565

>>225562
I wave to the sailor.
"Yay! Others made it too!"

No.225569

>>225562
I frown and approach the sailor

"You there, how long have you been here? Who are you?"

No.225572

>>225562
Cool.
I walk inside and take a look around.

Roll #0 3 = 3

No.225577

>>225562
I'm too sober for this shit.
Surely I have enough on me to get violently drunk first.
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

No.225592

>>225577
Of course you have your bag of bits with you.
It's enough for exactly half a drunk.
>>225572
You can't see shit as the place is full of smoke that gets to your eyes.
You can see a form waving in the darkness
"SOMEONE OPEN THE DAMN WINDOWS!"
>>225569
"Sailor Crabs. I got washed ashore and woke up on the beach alone."

>Campy left

>No Dawn
>No Sylt
>No BDN
[PAUSED]

No.226574

>>225592
It continues

No.226591

>>225592
>>226574
I follow Neith into the Mayor's office.

No.226592

>>226574
>>225592
Quick! Where is the major or whatever?

No.226595

>>226592
>names

No.226597

>>225592
I… Duh. Can we assume I'm with the others? Follow them!

No.226598

>>225592
"Alright, alright. No use to me then."

Go inside

"WHERE IS THE MAYOR OF THIS SETTLEMENT?"

No.226611

>>226598
>>226597
>>226591
>>226592
You enter the waiting room. It's rather dark with heavy red drapes covering the windows.
A pony is sitting behind a desk there.
"Survivors? My condolences for what happened, we've never had pirates before. The mayor is in the next room. He should be free to meet."
The secretary points at large double doors in front of you.

No.226613

>>226611
"Thank you."
I go through the doors.

No.226616

>>226611
"Right."
knock on the door for the next room.

No.226619

>>226611
Bounce inside!

No.226622

>>226611
I trot through the doors

"You are the mayor? The two of us are going to have some words."

No.226645

>>226613
>>226616
>>226619
>>226622
The stallion staring into nothingness is clearly old. He has a stubble and from the smell you can deduce he doesn't particularly care for personal hygiene.
He's wearing a gaudy outfit with the city's seal on it to signify his position.
On his face is a similar glassed look as the town greeter's.
He speaks in a raspy voice.
"Hello. How may I help you?"

No.226650

>>226645
"We were in a shipwreck and the greeter told us to come see you."

No.226657

>>226645
"Info on the pirates could be useful, for starters."
Detect Alignment on him.

Roll #0 5 = 5

No.226661

>>226645
I slam my hoof on his desk

"PIRATES! Our vessel was attacked by filthy pirates! I demand you aid us in finding these filthy criminals so we can kill them all!"

No.226668

>>226645
Start bouncing around him.
"It's terrible! We've been lost our party supplies and instruments and pastries and orange juice and balloons and streamers and trumpet and confetti and everything! How are we going to party like this? Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooow?!"

No.226669

>>226661
"Hey I like your reasoning!"

No.226691

>>226650
>>226661
>>226668
>>226669
"Yes. Pirate raid. Rather uncommon around here."
He starts wobbling towards his desk and draws a paper and a quill.
>>226657
You're not sure. He could be evil.

No.226694

>>226691
"My friend is right. They need to be dealt with."

No.226699

>>226691
I move my face closer to his
"Well!? Are you going to be of any help or what!? I don't have all damned day!"

No.226705

>>226691
That doesn't really reassure me…
Mind Reading on him!
'1d10'
>>226694
"And I'll help with that, be sure!"

Roll #1 1 = 1

No.226709

>>226705
I spin around and start shaking her hoof.
"I don't think I ever heard your name. Mine's Card Trick."

No.226713

>>226691
"So what now? We can't party like this! We just can't! And that's why we came here!"

No.226718

>>226694
>>226699
"Yes. Take this note. Go to the local army camp and show it to the leader. You can get supplies from the smithy."
He hoofs you a scrambled note. You're not sure anypony could ever read it, save for the signature.
>>226713
He seems to ignore you.
>>226705
He seems to be intent on handing you a note.

No.226719

>>226709
"Fall Harvest. Wanderer."
Take her hood and shake it down.
"You and your friend here for any particular reason?"

No.226721

The fuck's up with this smithy?

No.226725

>>226718
"Hellloooooooooooooo!"
Imitate a Trombone's sound near his ear to get his attention.
'1d10+2'

Roll #1 10 + 2 = 12

No.226726

>>226718
Wut?
Take the note I guess.

No.226729

>>226718
"Uhh, thank you, sir. Where is the camp?"

>>226719
>her
"Same as you. We were on the same boat, remember? You didn't bump your head did you? Aurelia can heal you if you did."

No.226736

>>226729
Laugh it up a bit.
"I hardly think we are in town for the same reason, but it's nice to find a group who can't stand pirates."

No.226743

>>226721
It is full of smoke.
The smith is running around inside.
"IS THERE SOMEONE THERE?! OPEN THE DAMN WINDOW!"
>>226725
His ear flicks with the airflow but otherwise he still doesn't react to you.
>>226726
You take the note he just wrote.
>>226729
"Follow the coast to east. You may also want to visit the temple on the northern hills."

No.226744

>>226718
"Right!"

I storm out of the room, holding the note, and go find that army camp

No.226747

>>226743
Well shit!
I open a damn window.

Roll #0 8 = 8

No.226756

>>226743
Read th.. No wait. Detect Alignment once more on this guy.
THEN read the note!

Roll #0 2 = 2

No.226757

>>226743
I huff.
"Sir you are a butt!"

Bounce out and talk to the secretary.
"Ma'aaaaaaaaaaaam, the major is a butt!!!!"

No.226773

>>226756
You're sure he is really an apple masquerading as a pony.
>>226757
You're surprised to find the secretary is no longer on her seat.
You can't see her as a matter of fact.
>>226744
You run and hit the front door to the mayor's office. It's locked tight.

The rest of the party is in the room too, as the doors to the mayor's room swing shut too.
You're trapped in the waiting room with the drapes.

>>226747
Well, except for you. You open the window and after a while the smoke clears out, revealing a rather black, bearded earth pony stallion.
"Goshdarnhayseed!"
He throws a pair of tongs to the ground.
"Thank yah, stranger. How may I help ya'll?"

No.226781

>>226773
"Is this a surprise party?"

No.226782

>>226773
"Sell any weapons?"
Rolling to at least try and be polite so I don't get thrown out…

Roll #0 8 = 8

No.226787

>>226773
"I think something is wrong here."
I pray to Pinkie for guidance.

Roll #0 4 = 4

No.226799

>>226782
"Nah, ah make horseshoes and iron fittings for the ships. Of course ah sell weapons and armour!"

No.226803

>>226773
Allright.
What does the super-smart apple want to tell me with his paper?

Wait a minute, did everything just went dark?

"What the heck?"
Ready my daggers.

Roll #0 6 = 6

No.226827

>>226799
"Guns? Swords? What do you have?"

Roll #0 3 = 3

No.226830

>>226827
pls ignore that roll

No.226855

>>226827
"Guns? I don't carry guns! I've got swords. But I don't claim to be the best swordsmith in the region. Ol' Graymane has that honor."

[PAUSED]

No.242198

>>226855
Reporting in.

No.242201

>>226855
"Bah. I need guns. Our fucking ship crashed and we lost all our gear."

No.242203

>>226855
Ali was talking to the blacksmith.
The rest of the party got locked in the mayor's reception room.
You can hear something or somepony shuffling among the heavy drapes of the room…

No.242208

>>226773
"What manner of trickery is this!?"

I draw my sword and point it at the mayor

"Open these damn doors right now!"

No.242213

>>242208
You're not in the mayor's office anymore.

No.242219

>>242213
Well is anyone around? Inspect this room! '1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

No.242221

>>242219
You see a shadow move midst the heavy curtains, of that you are sure.
Suddenly something jumps at you.
Party roll iniative.
>>242201
"Ya, I heard o' that. Ye can get yer weapons at the army camp. Not too far from here."

No.242222

>>242221
"What!?"

Stab it with my sword as it jumps me! '1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

No.242224

>>242221
"Army camp? Well fuck, thanks I guess."
I leave, grumbling, and try to figure out where the rest of my party went. '1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

No.242225

>>242221
Whoa!

Roll #0 9 = 9

No.242235

>>242224
You remember the greeter telling the others to visit the mayor.
>>242222
you manage to jab at the pony jumping over you, but all you hit is his black robe.
>>242225
You get ready (+1 to your next action) as you see four black-robed ponies jump out from behind the curtains.
They are all holding wicked daggers and one, larger than the others has a crooked smile on his face.
At least you think that's his face, it reminds you of those rubber masks fillies wear on Nightmare night.

No.242237

>>242235
To the mayor's office it is then.
Probably up to boring shit, but whatever.
Maybe I can just tease Neith some more to liven things up a bit…

No.242240

>>242235
Read his mind! What is he thinking? What does he want from us? Who is he?

Roll #0 1 + 1 = 2

No.242247

>>242235
I rear up on my hind legs and then bring my front legs back down to the floor with as loud a sound as I can make.
Rolling to Terrify them.

Roll #0 4 = 4

No.242250

>>242235
Stab them with my spear.

Roll #0 7 = 7

No.242253

>>242235
"Assassins!? Heretics!? I don't even care, time to catch up on schedule!"

Blast on the one I just failed to hurt. '1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

No.242255

Fucking autoupdater~
>>242237
The door seems to be locked and barred with a plank.
>>242240
He's a misunderstood orphan who just wants a hug. You are 100% sure of that. Must be why he sunk his dagger into your chest.
>>242247
"Ooh, lookie, the big one can make a noise!"
One of the ponies throws a black sphere on the ground that explodes in a black cloud of smoke.
"I can make some too!"
-1 to everyone's actions next turn
>>242250
You rush the nearest one, and stab him in the leg.

No.242257

>>242255
…Strange.
I try to break it the plank then lockpick the lock. '1d10'

Roll #0 9 = 9

Roll #1 4 = 4

No.242258

>>242253
The largest one bucks you and you skid across the floor, banging on the front door. Ali heard that, though you'll have to roll to get back to your feet.

No.242260

>>242258
"What the fu-… HEY! THE FUCK'S GOING ON IN THERE?!"

No.242261

>>242255
"Ah… ha…"
HUG HIM!
"You.. -cough- poor thing! Help us fight these foul souls!"
AWIYE

Roll #0 5 + 2 = 7

No.242262

>>242257
You smash the plank but the lock seems a bit more intricate than you thought and you break a lockpick.

No.242263

>>242262
Gah, hate these things…
I try to pick it again. '1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

No.242267

>>242255
Attack again.

Roll #0 6 - 1 = 5

No.242269

>>242255
I try to buck the nearest one.
I don't have my mace, right?

Roll #0 8 - 1 = 7

No.242271

>>242258
Grrrrrr…

Get back up! '1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

No.242277

>>242269
no
You hit one of the underlings, who falls and draws down one set of curtains, revealing sunlight and two more assassins.
>>242261
[DC9] to affect the leader of the group
He twists the knife in your chest before taking it out and throwing you away.
"Embrace your doom!"
>>242267
You miss by a bit and the pony jumps to the side.

There are 5 assassins in the room, including the big one.

>>242263
You hear the lock click.

No.242278

>>242271
You get back on your hooves

No.242279

>>242277
"Who.. -hack- Are you?"
Yeah, who is he? Mind Read him again!

Roll #0 2 = 2

No.242283

>>242277
I try to grab the pony on Fall Harvest by the scruff of his neck and throw him through the window.

Roll #0 8 = 8

No.242288

>>242277
Heal Fallen.

Roll #0 1 + 2 = 3

No.242295

>>242277
Charge in and hit the one that is about to attack Aurelia with my sword! '1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

No.242304

>>242277
Burst open that door and attack the nearest whoever the fuck is attacking!
'1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

No.242311

>>242304
"About time you showed up, dog!"

No.242316

>>242311
"How the hell was I supposed to know that you'd get yourselves in more fucking trouble the moment you stepped foot in the MAYOR'S OFFICE!"

No.242318

>>242304
You ram against the door.
It's surprisingly sturdy and you fall on your ass.
>>242295
You rush against him, only to have a hoof shoved on your face.
>>242288
It does not seem to help. Peculiar dark spots are starting to form on his coat…
>>242283
You grab him, but his surprisingly heavy.
[DC7] to throw him. You can lover it to [DC6] with improvise.
>>242279
He's just a member of the town watch, come to see the disturbance

No.242321

>>242318
…Fucking hell.
Open the door.
Get on the flo-
Blind! Throw some sand in the enemy's eyes!

Roll #0 1 + 2 = 3

No.242324

>>242318
"Oof!"
IMPALE THAT SON OF A BITCH! '1d10'

>>242316
"Your our damn watch dog! The only thing you're good for is fighting!"

Roll #1 4 = 4

No.242325

>>242318
"Right… Town watch… Arrest them!"
AWIYE to the closest mofo with a blade around.

Roll #0 6 + 2 = 8

No.242326

No.242333

>>242318
I use improvise and throw him at the door.
What about my special talent Nasse?

Roll #0 8 = 8

No.242336

>>242318
Heal him again.

Roll #0 2 + 2 = 4

No.242338

No.242347

>>242336
Nope, nothing
>>242325
One of the robed ponies jumps the big one, stabbing at him a few times.
>>242333
Well, that seems to be enough of a distraction for him.
You shove him against a wall and then jump him, causing the both of you to fly through a window and into the streets, sending some rather scared townsfolk running.
>>242324
You push him away from you, though he comes right back with his dagger.
[DC5] to counter
>>242321
There is no sand on the town hall floor.
One of the ponies rushes and headbutts you.
"Lay down and die!"

No.242348

>>242347
Wait so the big pony is not in the city watch? Then what is he?
Mind Read him again!

Roll #0 10 = 10

No.242349

>>242347
"Fuck you!"
Grab him and throw him!

Roll #0 1 = 1

No.242350

>>242347
Heal her!

Roll #0 8 + 2 = 10

No.242352

>>242347
I headbutt him.
Nasse, I really need to know if having Improvise succeed on a 2+ is fine with you.

Roll #0 9 = 9

No.242354

>>242347
'1d10' Block it, then bring down my sword and Blast him

"To hell with you! Say hello to my mother when you get there!"

Roll #1 1 = 1

No.242367

>>242352
No
He barely gets up on his hooves before you smash him in the nearest wall.
>>242350
You heal her up to full strenght.
>>242348
he's the leader of this group of assassins sent here to kill a nosy inquisitor and her entourage by a cult of worshippers from a cursed city where you just came from.
>>242349
He brings both his front hooves down on you before you have a chance to move.
You're helpless.
>>242354
He stabs you in the side and leaves the daggers there while he conjures up a ball of flame from his horn.
[DC8] to dodge

There are 4 ponies left, including the big one.

No.242368

>>242367
Heal Ali.

Roll #0 6 + 2 = 8

No.242372

>>242367
"FUCK!"
Kick him away from me!
Try to kick him into that pony trying to attack Neith!

Roll #0 8 = 8

No.242377

>>242367
3+ and can crit?
I bash his head against the ground and yell at him.
"WHO ARE YOU?"
Terrify.

Roll #0 1 = 1

No.242378

>>242367
"Hrgh…"

Roll out of the way! '1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10

No.242380

>>242377
"They are here to kill an inquisitor! What the hell is an inquisitor anyway?"

Attack with both daggers

Roll #0 5, 6 = 11

No.242414

>>242368
You heal Ali
>>242372
You manage to kick the pony away and into the other pony, which sends him stumbling.
>>242378
You masterfully dodge under the ball of fire and push the assassin into the receptionist's desk. He doesn't move, but there's still a crooked dagger on your side.
>>242377
He impressively pushes you off him and presses you against the ground instead.
"I am death, your doom!"
He stabs you with a needle, which paralyzes your body.
3+ only
>>242380
You jump the big pony, but soon notice he's armoured under all those robes, which makes your dinky daggers feel rather inadequate.

3 ponies left, including the big one.

No.242419

>>242380
"HOW AWFULLY KIND OF THEM TO SHOW THEMSELVES TO ME LIKE THIS! SPARES ME THE TROUBLE OF HAVING TO HUNT THEM DOWN!"

No.242428

>>242414
Stab the pony on top of Card.

Roll #0 7 = 7

No.242431

>>242414
To hell with the dagger, get my sword and slash at the big guy! '1d10+2'

Roll #1 3 + 2 = 5

No.242434

>>242414
"City Watch! Attack him!"
AWIYE to one of the smaller ponies, to have him attack the big one.

Roll #0 9 + 2 = 11

No.242435

>>242414
"FUCK. YOU!"
Dive at him and stab him!

Roll #0 4 = 4

No.242436

>>242414
+3 and recharge 2.
I pray and ask Pinkie to help me.

Roll #0 9 = 9

No.242452

>>242428
>>242436
Pinkie guides Aurelia's spear as she easily throws the large pony easily double her size off you and into the pavement.
>>242434
Both the smaller ponies pounce on their ex-leader and smash him into a pulp with gusto.
After this they stand around doing nothing.
One of them drools a bit and the others coos to himself.
>>242435
>>242431
You two only end up bumping into each other.

All of the ponies are dead or pacified and the townsfolk are starting to gather around to see what the heck just happened.
"Did they just murder those ponies?"
"What happened to the mayor?"
"Where are the guards?"

>>242436
3+ and recharge 3.

No.242457

>>242452
Approach the pony standing to himself and tap him on the shoulder.
"Hello? Hello?"

No.242461

>>242452
Help Card to get up.

No.242476

>>242452
"Who the fuck were they?"

No.242478

>>242452
Grab one of those guards by their collar
"YOU AND I ARE GOING TO HAVE WORDS!"
Turn to the crowd
"GET BACK TO YOUR DAMN HOMES, THIS TOWN IS UNDER LOCKDOWN PENDING FURTHER INVESTIGATION"

No.242479

>>242476
"The big one was thinking about an inquisitor or something, then the city we came from, then… Killing, a lot of killing. And some kind of cult."

No.242490

>>242457
"corrrr…"
>>242478
"I'm a…guard…"
Some of the townsponies walk away.
"We should get the captain…"
"Clearly dangerous…"

No.242493

>>242490
Oh, I see.
"Necromancy…"
Start backpeddaling away.

No.242494

>>242490
"What is going on in this damn town!? What cult is this?"

WoP '1d10'

This is one of those smaller ponies right?

Roll #1 8 = 8

No.242495

>>242479
"…Thinking? The fuck do you mean thinking?"

No.242500

>>242494
"They are undead… I don't think they have a brain to understand your words."
>>242495
"Uh just… Allright I'll show you. Think of a number. One to a billion."
Mind Read the number from her.
'1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

No.242506

>>242494
Yes
"Cult…of the latter day saints…"
>>242500
It's one billion. How unimaginative.

No.242508

>>242500
69
I snicker.

No.242511

>>242506
>>242508
wait god dammit

No.242513

>>242508
"That's easy, it's sixtyni- Hey!"

No.242517

>>242513
>>242511

Okay it's 69

No.242520

>>242513
"Pfffffft!- waitdidyoujustreadmyfuckingmind"

No.242522

>>242520
"And I saw too much!"

No.242524

>>242522
"Saw- what the fuck are you talking about?"

No.242525

>>242506
"What do you do!? Where is your leader? Is it the mayor?"

WoP '1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

No.242528

>>242524
"What, you think I only read see what I want when mind reading? You were thinking about that all along!"

No.242535

>>242528
"What that are you even talking about?"

No.242538

>>242535
"Don't make me slap you! That was really mean! Thinking about sex when a girl is reading your mind!"

No.242541

>>242525
His eyes spin a bit.
"I'm…a guard…"
A rather sturdy looking unicorn pony wearing a blue jacket with a star on it walks to the scene. He also has a tricorn hat with the city's emblem on it.
"Alright, what's all this then?"

No.242543

>>242541
Detect Alignment on him.
'1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

No.242557

>>242543
which one.

No.242558

>>242543
The one with the fancy hat.

No.242560

>>242558
He is Lawful Neutral.

No.242564

>>242538
"I wasn't even… what the hell! That wasn't what I was thinking about at all!"
I groan.
>>242541
"My group walked in here to talk to the mayor after the ship we were on was fucking attacked by pirates, and somehow got locked and boarded in and attacked. I came by later and saw myself. The door was fucking boarded up and locked."

No.242569

>>242560
Good…
>>242541
"We got ambushed! The mayor disappeared and these ponies jumped out of the shadows!"
>>242564
"Oh sure, that's why sixtynine was all over your mind!"

No.242571

>>242569
I smack my face.
"Have you ever heard of a fucking joke? You asked me to think of a number and I thought of one!"

No.242574

>>242571
"Oh sure, now you say this, next thing I know you'll be breathing down my neck!"
Do I believe he was just joking?
'1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

No.242576

No.242577

>>242574
>>242571
"But yeah, maybe I was making a huge deal out of nothing, sorry."
Give him an hoof.
"I don't think we introduced each other. Fall Harvest."

No.242578

>>242541
I keep hold of the pone but turn to the unicorn
"Who are you!?"

No.242580

>>242576
Sorry, have no idea about the various character sheets.

No.242581

>>242577
"Ali."
I shake her hoof.
>>242580
Her name is Ali! How is that even a guy's name in the first place?!

No.242584

>>242581
… Ali Baba and the 40 thieves?
"Were those ponies after you?"

No.242585

>>242581
Ali Baba.
>>242569
The pony nods and looks at the multiple bodies and pieces of glass littering the streets.
"mmhm…"
>>242578
"Captain of the guard. You say YOU were ambushed?"

No.242596

[PAUSED]

No.242597

>>242585
>>242584
…I never actually made the connection. Like, at all. Huh.


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