>>224952>>224955The ship is far in the horizon, you hit nothing.
It starts slowly turning to face it's side to your ship.
The captain loudly exclaims "EVERYPONY FOR THEMSELVES!" and jumps in the only lifeboat.
Ali also doesn't throw Buttermilk overboard.
>>224958Everyone lost their skills.
>>224959>>224954You both are so ready you could slice cannonballs mid-air.
>>224961>>224962Again, the ship is far away from yourrs.
You're brought a mug of rum, but fail to impress anyone by speaking with your mouth full.
>>224965No. They are not.
The pirate ships starts firing, though the first volley lands rather short.
The drunken crew is trying to get themselves into order.
"Wheresh the key to the -hic- gunpowder?"
"The firsht mathe hash it!"
"Shhit, guys, I think I losht it when that mare pushed me!"
A second volley is fired.
You can hear whistling and wood cracking as the balls shred the mast of your ship.