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>>371012
>>371006
>>371010
>>371015
>>371016
And with wardrobes dealt with, the academy has arranged for you all to be transported to Canterlot Castle ahead of time for a mission briefing before the guests arrive.
Aside from you, the uniformed Royal Guards are taking positions, and the catering crews are rushing to get everything finalized.
As you were on the first coach over, you have a small while before the other half arrive.
>>371006
>>371010
>>371015
>>371016
And with wardrobes dealt with, the academy has arranged for you all to be transported to Canterlot Castle ahead of time for a mission briefing before the guests arrive.
Aside from you, the uniformed Royal Guards are taking positions, and the catering crews are rushing to get everything finalized.
As you were on the first coach over, you have a small while before the other half arrive.
>>371025
While not outright outlandish, she certainly went for unconventional. The dress shows off her right real leg quite flatteringly, complementing her tall, skinny stature.
She even got her mane done.
>>371028
The food has mostly been set up, and you can smell more being cooked in the castle kitchen.
The decorations are all in place and the guards are checking into place.
One of them is reviewing a guest list at a table.
While not outright outlandish, she certainly went for unconventional. The dress shows off her right real leg quite flatteringly, complementing her tall, skinny stature.
She even got her mane done.
>>371028
The food has mostly been set up, and you can smell more being cooked in the castle kitchen.
The decorations are all in place and the guards are checking into place.
One of them is reviewing a guest list at a table.
>>371039
The decorations are very lovely.
And a massive choir of what must be a hundred ponies seems to be starting their final practice run.
However they seem to be waiting for someone.
>>371044
"Of course I am~"
>>371041
>>371046
"The Academy? Good. Right on time.
We're expecting a large crowd tonight. Some rare guests even, with so many of the noble houses representing. Even Archmage Starswirl said he'd find time to come."
The decorations are very lovely.
And a massive choir of what must be a hundred ponies seems to be starting their final practice run.
However they seem to be waiting for someone.
>>371044
"Of course I am~"
>>371041
>>371046
"The Academy? Good. Right on time.
We're expecting a large crowd tonight. Some rare guests even, with so many of the noble houses representing. Even Archmage Starswirl said he'd find time to come."
>>371087
>>371086
>>371083
>>371080
>>371078
The rest of the academy undercovers gather too.
Some of them are clearly wearing academy-supplied outfits, while others have tailored ones.
The captain of Canterlot's royal guard enters, flanked by two soldiers
"Attention!
You have been recruited to act as undercover security during the Gala.
This means you are not to draw any attention to yourselves. You may move freely, even in restricted areas, and enjoy anything and everything we have to offer.
However with privilege comes responsibility. Your main mission is to be on the lookout for signs of trouble. Violent guests, potential assassins, the like.
If you see one, alert the guards, or if the situation seems delicate, intervene on your own and subdue them. But whatever you do, do not ruin the party.
Notable guests you should be looking out for are the noble house representatives of the houses of Morningsprite, Falconwreath, Wonderbolt and possibly a few others. On the non-noble side, we expect High Archmage Starswirl to make an appearance, and Lord Celestial Morion and the Celestial Choir will be performing later in the night.
Questions?"
>>371086
>>371083
>>371080
>>371078
The rest of the academy undercovers gather too.
Some of them are clearly wearing academy-supplied outfits, while others have tailored ones.
The captain of Canterlot's royal guard enters, flanked by two soldiers
"Attention!
You have been recruited to act as undercover security during the Gala.
This means you are not to draw any attention to yourselves. You may move freely, even in restricted areas, and enjoy anything and everything we have to offer.
However with privilege comes responsibility. Your main mission is to be on the lookout for signs of trouble. Violent guests, potential assassins, the like.
If you see one, alert the guards, or if the situation seems delicate, intervene on your own and subdue them. But whatever you do, do not ruin the party.
Notable guests you should be looking out for are the noble house representatives of the houses of Morningsprite, Falconwreath, Wonderbolt and possibly a few others. On the non-noble side, we expect High Archmage Starswirl to make an appearance, and Lord Celestial Morion and the Celestial Choir will be performing later in the night.
Questions?"
>>371138
"One main.
But there are a total of one hundred fifty three points large enough for entry, from the service entrances to the ventilation windows and garbage shafts."
>>371140
"Some of the guards also have agreed to carry stun batons. Experimental, but field tests have proven effective."
>>371144
"The roof is fully manned as are the battlements. The upper floors have standard guards and additional patrols."
"One main.
But there are a total of one hundred fifty three points large enough for entry, from the service entrances to the ventilation windows and garbage shafts."
>>371140
"Some of the guards also have agreed to carry stun batons. Experimental, but field tests have proven effective."
>>371144
"The roof is fully manned as are the battlements. The upper floors have standard guards and additional patrols."
>>371153
"An image of security is important. Guests will feel safer with guards at the entrances, rather than ones staring out windows.
>>371154
"Last time that happened we had a few undercovers gag him and drag him off unnoticed, then reported he has gone home."
>>371156
"I never said they are concealed."
He pulls out a tube about the size of a mace
"An image of security is important. Guests will feel safer with guards at the entrances, rather than ones staring out windows.
>>371154
"Last time that happened we had a few undercovers gag him and drag him off unnoticed, then reported he has gone home."
>>371156
"I never said they are concealed."
He pulls out a tube about the size of a mace
>>371165
"Try not to get shanked like two undercovers a few years back."
>>371164
"The garden side windows are safe, as there is a garden party going on outside regardless.
The garden is also secure thanks to the guards on the ground and rooftops.
We have made sure the most vulnerable places are covered, but if you want to keep an extra eye out, the staff entrances are not locked so we can move things around easily. And once we did have a fake waiter sneak in. Though he just wanted the free food."
"Try not to get shanked like two undercovers a few years back."
>>371164
"The garden side windows are safe, as there is a garden party going on outside regardless.
The garden is also secure thanks to the guards on the ground and rooftops.
We have made sure the most vulnerable places are covered, but if you want to keep an extra eye out, the staff entrances are not locked so we can move things around easily. And once we did have a fake waiter sneak in. Though he just wanted the free food."
>>371228
I nod and start patrolling the entire area, anything suspicious or hidden around?
Roll #1 8 = 8
I nod and start patrolling the entire area, anything suspicious or hidden around?
Roll #1 8 = 8
>>371233
Not even dat ass can distract you from that mission, firm and tempting as it is.
>>371235
>>371242
Not at all.
With everything in place, the catering staff is taking up their positions around the tables, and the guards have stopped talking.
>>371238
The dance floor is empty, but the musicians are present, tuning their instruments
Not even dat ass can distract you from that mission, firm and tempting as it is.
>>371235
>>371242
Not at all.
With everything in place, the catering staff is taking up their positions around the tables, and the guards have stopped talking.
>>371238
The dance floor is empty, but the musicians are present, tuning their instruments
Star Hopper [Cleric] No.371258
>>371251
I take a few more deep breaths, then slow down slightly
"O-Okay…"
Right… start gathering up food on a plate.
Roll #1 5 = 5
I take a few more deep breaths, then slow down slightly
"O-Okay…"
Right… start gathering up food on a plate.
Roll #1 5 = 5
>>371268
"If you're peckish, we have some unservable ones in the kitchen. They taste the same, but don't look as good, so we'll throw them out soon if someone doesn't eat them."
>>371270
There are lots of animals in the large garden.
Another part of the gardens features statues.
Most of the catering and lawn furniture is focused near the palace wall though.
"If you're peckish, we have some unservable ones in the kitchen. They taste the same, but don't look as good, so we'll throw them out soon if someone doesn't eat them."
>>371270
There are lots of animals in the large garden.
Another part of the gardens features statues.
Most of the catering and lawn furniture is focused near the palace wall though.
>>371279
>>371282
Busy busy busy in here. Meals being made and decorates left and right, rejects being tossed into a big vat.
>>371285
The statues are marble, depicting notable names and events from Equestria's past, such as military conquests and scientific breakthroughs.
The only ponies here are the rooftop guards, yard guards and battlement guards.
>>371282
Busy busy busy in here. Meals being made and decorates left and right, rejects being tossed into a big vat.
>>371285
The statues are marble, depicting notable names and events from Equestria's past, such as military conquests and scientific breakthroughs.
The only ponies here are the rooftop guards, yard guards and battlement guards.
>>371301
Seems the catering was mostly inside. Probably because of the animals. They have set up some games outside though, like croquet.
>>371302
>>371308
Their wings are so pretty~
Also holy shit they are HUGE. They must be twice as tall as even the already big Jon!
>>371310
You slam your head into the barrel and start munching like a pig.
Seems the catering was mostly inside. Probably because of the animals. They have set up some games outside though, like croquet.
>>371302
>>371308
Their wings are so pretty~
Also holy shit they are HUGE. They must be twice as tall as even the already big Jon!
>>371310
You slam your head into the barrel and start munching like a pig.
>>371427
"Lords Falconwreath. Lades."
""We're glad you could make it.""
"Thank you, your highnesses."
"I trust my son is here already?"
"He is"
"Good."
>>371426
It's a little old, but then, so is much here.
Maybe it will hold.
>>371432
The first in line are a pair of lords the princesses addressed as Falconwreath.
One is a pale blue with a dark blue mane while the other is a a much darker, almost midnight blue with a grey mane.
>>371436
It certainly isn't wearing armour.
"Lords Falconwreath. Lades."
""We're glad you could make it.""
"Thank you, your highnesses."
"I trust my son is here already?"
"He is"
"Good."
>>371426
It's a little old, but then, so is much here.
Maybe it will hold.
>>371432
The first in line are a pair of lords the princesses addressed as Falconwreath.
One is a pale blue with a dark blue mane while the other is a a much darker, almost midnight blue with a grey mane.
>>371436
It certainly isn't wearing armour.
>>371448
Grab two non alcoholic drinks.
On my way out, but still inside of the door so I'm not seen yet, stop right next to a guard and pretend that I'm inspecting my drink, but speak in a low voice.
"There is a pony hiding in the bushes in the gardens. I don't think it's a guard. Just thought I'd let you know."
Continue and go back to Burning, and float her drink to her.
Grab two non alcoholic drinks.
On my way out, but still inside of the door so I'm not seen yet, stop right next to a guard and pretend that I'm inspecting my drink, but speak in a low voice.
"There is a pony hiding in the bushes in the gardens. I don't think it's a guard. Just thought I'd let you know."
Continue and go back to Burning, and float her drink to her.
>>371450
Out of fucking nowhere, there is another pony in the room. You could have sworn he was not there a second ago.
Considering he is heading for the nobles, that is probably the son.
>>371451
There are some available by the wall.
>>371453
She takes a sip
"He hasn't moved."
>>371454
More nobles are arriving constantly.
One of the guests really sticks out, as he is wearing a much less fanciful outfit than the others. Indeed he looks outright downplayed compared to the guards who are with him, decked in full golden armour.
Out of fucking nowhere, there is another pony in the room. You could have sworn he was not there a second ago.
Considering he is heading for the nobles, that is probably the son.
>>371451
There are some available by the wall.
>>371453
She takes a sip
"He hasn't moved."
>>371454
More nobles are arriving constantly.
One of the guests really sticks out, as he is wearing a much less fanciful outfit than the others. Indeed he looks outright downplayed compared to the guards who are with him, decked in full golden armour.
>>371460
She smiles and takes another sip.
The pony in the bushes moves to another spot.
>>371462
>>371463
The newcomer greets the nobles as they stop talking to the princesses.
"Son!"
"Father.
Uncle.
…dearest~"
He gives a quick kiss to the younger mare who came in with the older lords.
>>371467
>>371469
Your turn.
>>371464
They glance up
"Oh that old thing"
"Yeah we said the same last year. Apparently it's looked like that for ages"
She smiles and takes another sip.
The pony in the bushes moves to another spot.
>>371462
>>371463
The newcomer greets the nobles as they stop talking to the princesses.
"Son!"
"Father.
Uncle.
…dearest~"
He gives a quick kiss to the younger mare who came in with the older lords.
>>371467
>>371469
Your turn.
>>371464
They glance up
"Oh that old thing"
"Yeah we said the same last year. Apparently it's looked like that for ages"
Jonagold [Male Earth Pony Crusader] No.371481
>>371475
I'll take off my hat and bow.
"Thank you for allowing us to attend, your highnesses."
Keeping the hat off, I'll look Luna in the eye as best I can from this angle.
"And I thank you, Princess Luna, for the night sky that convinced me to stay here in Canterlot."
I'll take off my hat and bow.
"Thank you for allowing us to attend, your highnesses."
Keeping the hat off, I'll look Luna in the eye as best I can from this angle.
"And I thank you, Princess Luna, for the night sky that convinced me to stay here in Canterlot."
>>371489
Oddly… no guards seem to care at all.
>>371492
Indeed.
Lord Celestial Morion was among the most important founders of the Academy.
That's him in the line there. You've seen a painting. The one with nothing fancy on.
>>371494
"Certainly. Run along Fall."
"Mother, I haven't been a child in good while."
"You'll always be my child. Now go."
Fall harvest goes tag along with Spymaster Clandestine.
>>371501
>>371498
Sidus and Burning are out here too.
The nearby area has some lawn furniture set up.
The further away parts include the statue garden and the animal-populated parts.
>>371499
>>371495
Food is available for eating, and the music is playing.
Oddly… no guards seem to care at all.
>>371492
Indeed.
Lord Celestial Morion was among the most important founders of the Academy.
That's him in the line there. You've seen a painting. The one with nothing fancy on.
>>371494
"Certainly. Run along Fall."
"Mother, I haven't been a child in good while."
"You'll always be my child. Now go."
Fall harvest goes tag along with Spymaster Clandestine.
>>371501
>>371498
Sidus and Burning are out here too.
The nearby area has some lawn furniture set up.
The further away parts include the statue garden and the animal-populated parts.
>>371499
>>371495
Food is available for eating, and the music is playing.
>>371528
Smirk.
"She is Burning Heart, the best mare a pony could wish for~."
I chuckle.
>>371531
>>371537
When they both come closer, I lower my voice.
"Act natural. There is a pony in the bushes. I don't think he or she is a guard. What do you think we should do? I already told a guard inside, but they haven't done anything so far."
Smirk.
"She is Burning Heart, the best mare a pony could wish for~."
I chuckle.
>>371531
>>371537
When they both come closer, I lower my voice.
"Act natural. There is a pony in the bushes. I don't think he or she is a guard. What do you think we should do? I already told a guard inside, but they haven't done anything so far."
Pumpkin Falconwreath [Noble] No.371540
>>371537
Look slightly surprised.
"I thought you knew every single pony in here, honey."
SbS. Ponies we don't know yet after something like a century of parties?
Roll #1 3 = 3
Look slightly surprised.
"I thought you knew every single pony in here, honey."
SbS. Ponies we don't know yet after something like a century of parties?
Roll #1 3 = 3
Jonagold [Male Earth Pony Crusader] No.371547
>>371542
Putting my hat back atop my head, I'll walk Star out to the dance floor.
Alright, we know the steps, we've got the music, and we've practiced. Just breathe, relax, and have fun.
Hoof on her waist with hers on my shoulder, we'll begin the simple waltz. '1d10'
Roll #1 2 = 2
Putting my hat back atop my head, I'll walk Star out to the dance floor.
Alright, we know the steps, we've got the music, and we've practiced. Just breathe, relax, and have fun.
Hoof on her waist with hers on my shoulder, we'll begin the simple waltz. '1d10'
Roll #1 2 = 2
Pumpkin Falconwreath [Noble] No.371563
>>371554
Cross my eyes and do a mock up of a serious face.
"Yes my dear, of course my dear!"
Paladins. Bah. I wonder where that stinkbag of a sun-crazed lunatic went.
No harm in taking a look at the young generations thou.
I wonder if there is anypony worth setting on a life of pain and damnation.
Go look at these 'new cadets'.
Cross my eye
"Yes my dear, of course my dear!"
Paladins. Bah. I wonder where that stinkbag of a sun-crazed lunatic went.
No harm in taking a look at the young generations thou.
I wonder if there is anypony worth setting on a life of pain and damnation.
Go look at these 'new cadets'.
>>371563
A bunch in the garden
A few talking to Morion in the hall
A pair dancing
>>371566
"I dunno. We went to look for the animals? Take a leak? Pick a flower we liked? Check if it was the species of bush we thought it was?"
>>371567
"Magical dresses?
I've heard of temporary magical armour, but that hardly lasts ten minutes. Never heard of magical dresses though."
>>371570
Yes. He keeps moving, as if surveying the area.
>>371571
"Faith is not about accomplishments. It is about finding inner peace, and helping others do so as well. It is about doing good, as the virtues teach us."
>>371575
Why yes you can.
Absolutely perfectly.
Not a single step missed, and you even toss in a few you come up with on the fly.
A bunch in the garden
A few talking to Morion in the hall
A pair dancing
>>371566
"I dunno. We went to look for the animals? Take a leak? Pick a flower we liked? Check if it was the species of bush we thought it was?"
>>371567
"Magical dresses?
I've heard of temporary magical armour, but that hardly lasts ten minutes. Never heard of magical dresses though."
>>371570
Yes. He keeps moving, as if surveying the area.
>>371571
"Faith is not about accomplishments. It is about finding inner peace, and helping others do so as well. It is about doing good, as the virtues teach us."
>>371575
Why yes you can.
Absolutely perfectly.
Not a single step missed, and you even toss in a few you come up with on the fly.
>>371584
"The voice of the faithful is the holiest of instruments, cadet. Never let the song in your heart end."
>>371585
"You have a certain air to you.
Tell me. What do you seek to become?"
>>371586
"That'd be lovely. I think I see one that fits the bill over there~"
>>371589
Bearing nods and follows
>>371592
>>371594
You head off to the side bushes, forming a pincer move on the hiding pony with Sidus and Burning
"The voice of the faithful is the holiest of instruments, cadet. Never let the song in your heart end."
>>371585
"You have a certain air to you.
Tell me. What do you seek to become?"
>>371586
"That'd be lovely. I think I see one that fits the bill over there~"
>>371589
Bearing nods and follows
>>371592
>>371594
You head off to the side bushes, forming a pincer move on the hiding pony with Sidus and Burning
>>371646
I grin sheepishly
"Yeah… heh… I mean… at least the sight was goo-"
And then I stop myself from saying anything more.
"Right! Let's look for him."
Roll #1 6 = 6
I grin sheepishly
"Yeah… heh… I mean… at least the sight was goo-"
And then I stop myself from saying anything more.
"Right! Let's look for him."
Roll #1 6 = 6
>>371639
"The short one, lord."
>>371641
"Yeah~
…who are those two at the door?"
>>371644
>>371643
"No need to be so formal with the titles and sirs, friends.
They may call me High Celestial or Light of Faith or Heart of Heavens, but in the end, I am simply Morion, and nothing more.
As for the Inquisition… I never did like them. They had no place in my kingdom, for I saw their hate as misguided."
>>371646
>>371650
There are a pair of ponies talking at the door leading inside. The other could have been the pony from the bushes.
The other seems to be a noblepony.
"The short one, lord."
>>371641
"Yeah~
…who are those two at the door?"
>>371644
>>371643
"No need to be so formal with the titles and sirs, friends.
They may call me High Celestial or Light of Faith or Heart of Heavens, but in the end, I am simply Morion, and nothing more.
As for the Inquisition… I never did like them. They had no place in my kingdom, for I saw their hate as misguided."
>>371646
>>371650
There are a pair of ponies talking at the door leading inside. The other could have been the pony from the bushes.
The other seems to be a noblepony.
Jonagold [Male Earth Pony Crusader] No.371688
>>371680
I'll nod.
"So far Star and I have danced for a while, and she's currently enjoying the catering."
I'll grimace a little.
"I think she's having more fun with that than when we danced."
Shaking my head, I'll continue.
"So, when are you and miss Heart going to storm the dance floor? I'm sure Sidus the 'great' won't be upstaged by a farmpony in a reasonably-priced suit."
I'll nod.
"So far Star and I have danced for a while, and she's currently enjoying the catering."
I'll grimace a little.
"I think she's having more fun with that than when we danced."
Shaking my head, I'll continue.
"So, when are you and miss Heart going to storm the dance floor? I'm sure Sidus the 'great' won't be upstaged by a farmpony in a reasonably-priced suit."
>>371730
"A focused mind makes a good bed for faith to take root in."
>>371731
Amazingly, he was.
Or then he simply was sent here because the Headmaster was busy.
He looks rather uncomfortable in formal attire.
>>371736
In an odd twist of faith, your dance moves are impeccable.
You two are the center of admiring attention by all on the dancefloor, and she is completely blown away.
But there will be dark things to come in your future.
>>371737
"The Ambassador's party?"
And Sidus is probably not gay. But then, neither were you until you tried it.
>>371739
>>371743
Animals, statues or lawn games?
"A focused mind makes a good bed for faith to take root in."
>>371731
Amazingly, he was.
Or then he simply was sent here because the Headmaster was busy.
He looks rather uncomfortable in formal attire.
>>371736
In an odd twist of faith, your dance moves are impeccable.
You two are the center of admiring attention by all on the dancefloor, and she is completely blown away.
But there will be dark things to come in your future.
>>371737
"The Ambassador's party?"
And Sidus is probably not gay. But then, neither were you until you tried it.
>>371739
>>371743
Animals, statues or lawn games?
Pumpkin Falconwreath [Noble] No.371760
>>371750
Eh, sure, how likely for me to think about the D when the only one pony I took it from is the same pony I betrayed so long ago.
And for what, an eternity of parties?
I should have died when I was young, fighting father that one day.
But he dances just like I did.
"Mhmh. That one.
Seeing him dance… Do you remember? I took you like this-"
Move a hoof behind her and mock up a dance move.
"-and we dived into the floor."
Now, is that a soul that would do just anything?
I will just have to wait.
Eh, sure, how likely for me to think about the D when the only one pony I took it from is the same pony I betrayed so long ago.
And for what, an eternity of parties?
I should have died when I was young, fighting father that one day.
But he dances just like I did.
"Mhmh. That one.
Seeing him dance… Do you remember? I took you like this-"
Move a hoof behind her and mock up a dance move.
"-and we dived into the floor."
Now, is that a soul that would do just anything?
I will just have to wait.
>>371755
"Evening Cadet. Liking the party?"
>>371756
He left for the bathroom.
Burning decides to be brave and kisses you, passing you the rose in her teeth.
>>371757
>>371758
A more distant area of the gardens is teeming with animals. You can see rabbits, birds, a goat…
>>371760
He does dance well at least
"I mostly remember that party ended really badly…"
>>371761
>>371764
"When I was your age, I was working to bring inner peace and spiritual reason to my homeland.
We were very poor. Barely had enough food, and our armies were poorly armed. But we had faith. Faith in the Sun.
Have you two heard the stories of the north by chance?"
"Evening Cadet. Liking the party?"
>>371756
He left for the bathroom.
Burning decides to be brave and kisses you, passing you the rose in her teeth.
>>371757
>>371758
A more distant area of the gardens is teeming with animals. You can see rabbits, birds, a goat…
>>371760
He does dance well at least
"I mostly remember that party ended really badly…"
>>371761
>>371764
"When I was your age, I was working to bring inner peace and spiritual reason to my homeland.
We were very poor. Barely had enough food, and our armies were poorly armed. But we had faith. Faith in the Sun.
Have you two heard the stories of the north by chance?"
>>371768
"She does indeed…
Any signs of trouble?"
>>371769
Sure you can. They are very friendly. And cuddly.
>>371770
Oh yes.
Just look at all this food.
Hot damn.
>>371771
Enjoy it while it lasts.
The noble returns, walking a little uneasily.
>>371773
>>371774
I'll let it slip this once.
Once.
"Yes?"
>>371775
>>371782
"Ah. Then I won't bore you with more, I suppose."
>>371772
Just one. He is eating one of the bushes.
"She does indeed…
Any signs of trouble?"
>>371769
Sure you can. They are very friendly. And cuddly.
>>371770
Oh yes.
Just look at all this food.
Hot damn.
>>371771
Enjoy it while it lasts.
The noble returns, walking a little uneasily.
>>371773
>>371774
I'll let it slip this once.
Once.
"Yes?"
>>371775
>>371782
"Ah. Then I won't bore you with more, I suppose."
>>371772
Just one. He is eating one of the bushes.
Star Hopper [Cleric] No.371795
>>371775
Welp, I know what I'm going to be doing for now.
Wait… is Luna around somewhere?
Roll #1 9 = 9
Welp, I know what I'm going to be doing for now.
Wait… is Luna around somewhere?
Roll #1 9 = 9
Jonagold [Male Earth Pony Crusader] No.371799
>>371790
"Not so far, sir, but the night is young yet. Sidus and miss Heart did find an odd pony in the bushes, but it seems that was someone who knew lord Falconwreath. A bodyguard, probably."
I'll look over the crowd.
"Let's hope it stays this quiet, though. Star told me about how her dad got banned from the Gala one year, and I hope we don't end up having an incident like that on our hooves…"
"Not so far, sir, but the night is young yet. Sidus and miss Heart did find an odd pony in the bushes, but it seems that was someone who knew lord Falconwreath. A bodyguard, probably."
I'll look over the crowd.
"Let's hope it stays this quiet, though. Star told me about how her dad got banned from the Gala one year, and I hope we don't end up having an incident like that on our hooves…"
>>371795
She is indeed.
She is looking out one of the windows, polishing the stars to make the night prettier.
>>371794
>>371792
"Well. The High King offered us a share in his empire. Food to feed us and safety from aggression.
I feared he may turn on us if we refuse, so I accepted. But when Celestia's light came to the North, I chose her over the cold heart of the High King. And sure enough, he died shortly thereafter.
I never did like his adviser, Destiny, either."
>>371796
It is a very fluffy bunny and it loves hugs.
>>371797
"I did. A little short for a Lordblade though."
>>371798
He sits down by the wall and laughs at his own thoughts.
Burning gives you a smile and tosses her hips a little to show off her cutie mark better from the dress' cut
>>371804
The goat scoffs and continues his meal.
>>371799
"You met one of Falconwreath's spooks?"
She is indeed.
She is looking out one of the windows, polishing the stars to make the night prettier.
>>371794
>>371792
"Well. The High King offered us a share in his empire. Food to feed us and safety from aggression.
I feared he may turn on us if we refuse, so I accepted. But when Celestia's light came to the North, I chose her over the cold heart of the High King. And sure enough, he died shortly thereafter.
I never did like his adviser, Destiny, either."
>>371796
It is a very fluffy bunny and it loves hugs.
>>371797
"I did. A little short for a Lordblade though."
>>371798
He sits down by the wall and laughs at his own thoughts.
Burning gives you a smile and tosses her hips a little to show off her cutie mark better from the dress' cut
>>371804
The goat scoffs and continues his meal.
>>371799
"You met one of Falconwreath's spooks?"
Star Hopper [Cleric] No.371815
>>371809
Oh gosh…
I'm probably not even supposed to be disturbing her but…
Urgh… do I have the courage?
Roll #1 1 = 1
Oh gosh…
I'm probably not even supposed to be disturbing her but…
Urgh… do I have the courage?
Roll #1 1 = 1
>>371811
"Aye. I know the type… They give me the creeps.
And I've heard there's dozens of them in Canterlot…"
>>371816
"To say the least. I prefer it here in Canterlot. I do not miss the cold."
>>371817
"I always felt he wasn't evil, so much as… misguided. He felt detached from the world to me."
>>371819
The bunny shakes its head and points at a notably cuter bunny a few feet away. It is playing with a ball of string.
>>371821
100% stealthy lewd actions.
"I knew you would~"
"Aye. I know the type… They give me the creeps.
And I've heard there's dozens of them in Canterlot…"
>>371816
"To say the least. I prefer it here in Canterlot. I do not miss the cold."
>>371817
"I always felt he wasn't evil, so much as… misguided. He felt detached from the world to me."
>>371819
The bunny shakes its head and points at a notably cuter bunny a few feet away. It is playing with a ball of string.
>>371821
100% stealthy lewd actions.
"I knew you would~"
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>>371815
You swallow your fear, go get a plate of cake and trot over to the princess.
However you trip over a lump in the carpet, losing balance. As you stumble, you step on Luna's tail, causing her to yelp in pain. The cake flies out of your hoof and lands on her head, and you fall over, slamming into her, ending up on the floor, tightly hugging her butt.
She turns her head to look back at you, looking absolutely terrifying.
>>371814
"You need me to make a scene, or?"
>>371844
The drunken lord gets up and stumbles a bit, mumbling some swearwords as he does.
>>371846
"A few of them are my old students. I think."
You swallow your fear, go get a plate of cake and trot over to the princess.
However you trip over a lump in the carpet, losing balance. As you stumble, you step on Luna's tail, causing her to yelp in pain. The cake flies out of your hoof and lands on her head, and you fall over, slamming into her, ending up on the floor, tightly hugging her butt.
She turns her head to look back at you, looking absolutely terrifying.
>>371814
"You need me to make a scene, or?"
>>371844
The drunken lord gets up and stumbles a bit, mumbling some swearwords as he does.
>>371846
"A few of them are my old students. I think."
>>371851
"It is… it is.
I am glad for it."
>>371853
"Can do.
…for a kiss~"
>>371856
"Very possible. I only know stories really. Hearsay and all that.
…get me a drink will ya?"
>>371858
"Oh yesh. I particularly like the puncsch.
Go get me another glash of it would you?"
>>371859
Rolling to not get mad
'1d10'
>>371867
Welcome to the scene.
>>371868
You do.
Roll #1 8 = 8
"It is… it is.
I am glad for it."
>>371853
"Can do.
…for a kiss~"
>>371856
"Very possible. I only know stories really. Hearsay and all that.
…get me a drink will ya?"
>>371858
"Oh yesh. I particularly like the puncsch.
Go get me another glash of it would you?"
>>371859
Rolling to not get mad
'1d10'
>>371867
Welcome to the scene.
>>371868
You do.
Roll #1 8 = 8
Star Hopper [Cleric] No.371884
>>371872
I gulp again and try to pick out the pieces of cake with my telekinesis.
"I-I tripped and… I… I-I just wanted to ask i-if you w-wanted some c-cake… I'm really s-sorry… princess… uh… okaybye!"
I turn and run the hell away from here!
Roll #1 1 = 1
I gulp again and try to pick out the pieces of cake with my telekinesis.
"I-I tripped and… I… I-I just wanted to ask i-if you w-wanted some c-cake… I'm really s-sorry… princess… uh… okaybye!"
I turn and run the hell away from here!
Roll #1 1 = 1
>>371875
"The good punsch… an if ya shee Celeschtia… tell her she's got a GREAT ASS. And her her stuck… ALL THE WAY up it… HA!"
>>371880
"Forsake the remarks and give us a tissue."
>>371882
"Jush get me my facken drink…"
>>371884
It seems your telekinesis is out of control.
With your heart racing, you can't focus on a target.
You end up pulling your own dress over your head.
>>371885
And you kindly pull it back on her to stop any more gawking from happening.
>>371892
He is enjoying his drink. This is a day off for him after all.
"The good punsch… an if ya shee Celeschtia… tell her she's got a GREAT ASS. And her her stuck… ALL THE WAY up it… HA!"
>>371880
"Forsake the remarks and give us a tissue."
>>371882
"Jush get me my facken drink…"
>>371884
It seems your telekinesis is out of control.
With your heart racing, you can't focus on a target.
You end up pulling your own dress over your head.
>>371885
And you kindly pull it back on her to stop any more gawking from happening.
>>371892
He is enjoying his drink. This is a day off for him after all.
>>371926
"Fffine I'll get myself…"
he stumbles up and goes get his own punch
>>371925
"You request we speak to the child, Falconwreath? We have duties to attend to. Seek her out for us yourself if you so desire, but we cannot take the time to search for her."
>>371929
Well I guess that counts as some sort of hug if you use a broad definition…
Good luck getting the feeling of that 10/10 out of you mind for the rest of the night.
Why not just ask to see it right here if you have to be such a slut?
>>371930
She is headed upstairs it seems. >>371935
"Fffine I'll get myself…"
he stumbles up and goes get his own punch
>>371925
"You request we speak to the child, Falconwreath? We have duties to attend to. Seek her out for us yourself if you so desire, but we cannot take the time to search for her."
>>371929
Well I guess that counts as some sort of hug if you use a broad definition…
Good luck getting the feeling of that 10/10 out of you mind for the rest of the night.
Why not just ask to see it right here if you have to be such a slut?
>>371930
She is headed upstairs it seems. >>371935
Jonagold [Male Earth Pony Crusader] No.371954
>>371942
I'll frown a little.
What exactly happened while I was distracted?
I'll start to head over, but then stop.
What if she doesn't want me to talk to her right now?
I'll shake my head, and get moving again.
If she doesn't, she'll say so and I'll let her be.
I'll approach the three mares.
>>371950
"What happened?"
I'll frown a little.
What exactly happened while I was distracted?
I'll start to head over, but then stop.
What if she doesn't want me to talk to her right now?
I'll shake my head, and get moving again.
If she doesn't, she'll say so and I'll let her be.
I'll approach the three mares.
>>371950
"What happened?"
>>371961
"Sir, you could pass the time in so much more refined ways. You would feel better about it tomorrow too. I'm just giving some advice, and you don't have to do it, but if I were you, I would grab a slice of apple pie, a big glass of pure and fresh water, and I would sit down outside to watch the beautiful night sky and the gardens. You will not regret giving up drinking for that, sir, I can promise."
"Sir, you could pass the time in so much more refined ways. You would feel better about it tomorrow too. I'm just giving some advice, and you don't have to do it, but if I were you, I would grab a slice of apple pie, a big glass of pure and fresh water, and I would sit down outside to watch the beautiful night sky and the gardens. You will not regret giving up drinking for that, sir, I can promise."
>>371963
I think your lesbian marefriend appreciates those moves a lot more than the innocent straight girl you bulldyke dominatrix.
>>371965
She raises a brow
"On the mouth Romeo. Just like old times."
>>371967
>>371964
>>371968
Lets hope there are no distracting statues.
>>371969
"I'd jush fall ashleep again.. happened lash year… shomeone shtole my watsch and drew a dick on my wing…"
>>371972
Roll to not blurt out your desire for it
I think your lesbian marefriend appreciates those moves a lot more than the innocent straight girl you bulldyke dominatrix.
>>371965
She raises a brow
"On the mouth Romeo. Just like old times."
>>371967
>>371964
>>371968
Lets hope there are no distracting statues.
>>371969
"I'd jush fall ashleep again.. happened lash year… shomeone shtole my watsch and drew a dick on my wing…"
>>371972
Roll to not blurt out your desire for it
Pumpkin Falconwreath [Noble] No.371981
>>371976
"But yet again, did we ever stop?"
Let her go to the kid.
I should keep a watch on the ballroom, in the meanwhile.
SbS.
Roll #1 9 = 9
"But yet again, did we ever stop?"
Let her go to the kid.
I should keep a watch on the ballroom, in the meanwhile.
SbS.
Roll #1 9 = 9
>>371976
"What do you think would happen if you'd pass out from the too much punch, sir? Probably something worse. If they see you with a glass in your hand, they will ridicule you in your sleep. If they see you with closed eyes in the garden with some water, they will assume you just meditate or enjoy the a night breeze and leave you alone."
"What do you think would happen if you'd pass out from the too much punch, sir? Probably something worse. If they see you with a glass in your hand, they will ridicule you in your sleep. If they see you with closed eyes in the garden with some water, they will assume you just meditate or enjoy the a night breeze and leave you alone."
Pumpkin Falconwreath [Noble] No.371985
>>371981
Whoa I'm a huge faggot and read mouth as mount.
Give her the kiss she wants.
Roll #1 7 + 2 = 9
Whoa I'm a huge faggot and read mouth as mount.
Give her the kiss she wants.
Roll #1 7 + 2 = 9
>>371981
Drunk idiots mostly.
One of the Blades is taking a sleeping lady to a guest room to sleep off the drink.
>>371985
"Thanks~"
And with that, she's off
>>371982
"Hrm… you know… ish worth… a try."
He waddles off.
You notice a very suspicious something creep up the stairs to the second floor in the corner of your eye…
Drunk idiots mostly.
One of the Blades is taking a sleeping lady to a guest room to sleep off the drink.
>>371985
"Thanks~"
And with that, she's off
>>371982
"Hrm… you know… ish worth… a try."
He waddles off.
You notice a very suspicious something creep up the stairs to the second floor in the corner of your eye…
Star Hopper [Cleric] No.372001
>>371994
That helps.
"I-I just… I was eating from the b-buffet and s-saw her standing a-alone… s-so I thought I c-could get her some c-cake…"
I sniffle.
"And then… I-I tripped over s-something and… f-fell on Luna… w-with the cake in h-her mane and…"
I start sobbing again.
"S-She looked so a-angry at m-me…"
That helps.
"I-I just… I was eating from the b-buffet and s-saw her standing a-alone… s-so I thought I c-could get her some c-cake…"
I sniffle.
"And then… I-I tripped over s-something and… f-fell on Luna… w-with the cake in h-her mane and…"
I start sobbing again.
"S-She looked so a-angry at m-me…"
>>371995
Whatever it was, it knew what it was doing. And it was fast.
>>371997
>>372000
The nobles are mingling
The music is playing
Morion is talking with his choir
>>371998
You see Peaches dart up the stairs and give a confirming nod.
>>371999
One of the guests drops her cake.
But moments thereafter, the cake lifts off the floor, reassembles itself and puts itself back on her plate.
The perpetrator of this trick being none other than the mage any Equestrian would know. Starswirl the Timestrider. High Archmage of Canterlot.
And… his… guard?
Whatever it was, it knew what it was doing. And it was fast.
>>371997
>>372000
The nobles are mingling
The music is playing
Morion is talking with his choir
>>371998
You see Peaches dart up the stairs and give a confirming nod.
>>371999
One of the guests drops her cake.
But moments thereafter, the cake lifts off the floor, reassembles itself and puts itself back on her plate.
The perpetrator of this trick being none other than the mage any Equestrian would know. Starswirl the Timestrider. High Archmage of Canterlot.
And… his… guard?
>>372016
Shrug. "He's probably seen it before. In fact, you should ask him! And ask about those demons, too. He's supposed to be one of the most knowledgeable ponies in Canterlot, right? I mean, if he's as nice as Morion and lets us chat. I almost wanted to ask Luna about your nightmares, but she seemed busy…"
Shrug. "He's probably seen it before. In fact, you should ask him! And ask about those demons, too. He's supposed to be one of the most knowledgeable ponies in Canterlot, right? I mean, if he's as nice as Morion and lets us chat. I almost wanted to ask Luna about your nightmares, but she seemed busy…"
>>372012
>>372018
It seems to have been a label of some kind.
Must have gotten wet when someone spilled something. A little hard to read unless dried up first.
>>372017
It's fucking EVERYWHERE for all you know.
It might not even be one voice.
Who knows what kind of ambush this is?
>>372015
The starry sky looks a lot brighter and happier than earlier though…
>>372018
It seems to have been a label of some kind.
Must have gotten wet when someone spilled something. A little hard to read unless dried up first.
>>372017
It's fucking EVERYWHERE for all you know.
It might not even be one voice.
Who knows what kind of ambush this is?
>>372015
The starry sky looks a lot brighter and happier than earlier though…
Jonagold [Male Earth Pony Crusader] No.372021
>>372015
"Shh, shh. Everyone makes mistakes. But being a paladin means more than getting it right the first time, it means having the courage to keep trying, even if you fall."
I'll give her a little kiss.
"And you, Star Hopper, are a courageous pony. I know you are."
"Shh, shh. Everyone makes mistakes. But being a paladin means more than getting it right the first time, it means having the courage to keep trying, even if you fall."
I'll give her a little kiss.
"And you, Star Hopper, are a courageous pony. I know you are."
Jonagold [Male Earth Pony Crusader] No.372033
>>372027
"Then I'll be with you. If she bans you, I'll get myself banned too. Shouldn't be too hard."
I'll give her a smile.
"Or we could always try again. If she's angry, then all we have to do is apologize. I'm sure a fresh slice of cake will help soothe that, though."
I'll plant another small kiss on her forehead.
"And this time, I'll be there with you, to catch you if you fall."
"Then I'll be with you. If she bans you, I'll get myself banned too. Shouldn't be too hard."
I'll give her a smile.
"Or we could always try again. If she's angry, then all we have to do is apologize. I'm sure a fresh slice of cake will help soothe that, though."
I'll plant another small kiss on her forehead.
"And this time, I'll be there with you, to catch you if you fall."
Star Hopper [Cleric] No.372059
>>372053
Once we get back to the dining hall I sheepishly look around
Angry princess spot
Roll #1 4 = 4
Once we get back to the dining hall I sheepishly look around
Angry princess spot
Roll #1 4 = 4
>>372059
>>372053
She is like six feet tall, not exactly hard to find.
There she is, polishing the moon with her magic
>>372054
"No.
…I won't leave you."
>>372048
>>372056
"Fascinating.
I take it the dresses are examples of this power? Their patterns seemed very special."
>>372062
>>372064
Delicious
>>372066
It tastes very sweet.
And Lime looks really sweet~
>>372067
It tastes very sweet.
And Cherry looks really sweet~
Heh. Cherry Lime. What a combination of flavors…
>>372053
She is like six feet tall, not exactly hard to find.
There she is, polishing the moon with her magic
>>372054
"No.
…I won't leave you."
>>372048
>>372056
"Fascinating.
I take it the dresses are examples of this power? Their patterns seemed very special."
>>372062
>>372064
Delicious
>>372066
It tastes very sweet.
And Lime looks really sweet~
>>372067
It tastes very sweet.
And Cherry looks really sweet~
Heh. Cherry Lime. What a combination of flavors…
>>372071
>>>/qt/39767
Many books have been written and many legends told of the Timeguardian.
She arrived from the north, at the wake of the Northern Expansion, carrying with her the light of the sun itself. Her devotion unquestioned and her fury in battle every bit as equal, she made an unspoken impression even on the immortal Celestia herself.
And though her partner, Captain Celaire, did come to lead the Phoenix Guard, Radiant herself forsook the titles of military life, joining Starswirl in his duties.
Some rumor she is a guardian of time itself, fighting to keep it safe, much like Starswirl strives to study and understand it.
A paragon of loyalty and devotion, a force of nature in battle, and a stallion at first glance, she is Radiant Isabella Goldentail Dawn.
Releasing control of Radiant to Nopo.
>>372076
>>372073
"Wondrous. Truly wondrous. I would love to take a closer look if I could."
>>372079
Peaches holds a vase over Burning's head and gives a questioning look, silently asking if she should drop it
>>372075
>>372072
You can talk to her at will.
>>372078
It cannot be contained.
Try not to stain the dress.
There are guest rooms upstairs, and bushes in the garden.
>>>/qt/39767
Many books have been written and many legends told of the Timeguardian.
She arrived from the north, at the wake of the Northern Expansion, carrying with her the light of the sun itself. Her devotion unquestioned and her fury in battle every bit as equal, she made an unspoken impression even on the immortal Celestia herself.
And though her partner, Captain Celaire, did come to lead the Phoenix Guard, Radiant herself forsook the titles of military life, joining Starswirl in his duties.
Some rumor she is a guardian of time itself, fighting to keep it safe, much like Starswirl strives to study and understand it.
A paragon of loyalty and devotion, a force of nature in battle, and a stallion at first glance, she is Radiant Isabella Goldentail Dawn.
Releasing control of Radiant to Nopo.
>>372076
>>372073
"Wondrous. Truly wondrous. I would love to take a closer look if I could."
>>372079
Peaches holds a vase over Burning's head and gives a questioning look, silently asking if she should drop it
>>372075
>>372072
You can talk to her at will.
>>372078
It cannot be contained.
Try not to stain the dress.
There are guest rooms upstairs, and bushes in the garden.
>>372083
>>372089
There is a slight thump and a poof.
As a result, Burning and Peaches are gone
>>372084
>>372085
"Yes? What is it?"
>>372090
He takes it via telekinesis and observes it
"What a wonderful pattern… so mathematical. So precise… I can clearly see why this lasts so long. It has barely any instabilities. Whoever came up with this structure must be a genius!"
>>372091
>>372086
You pass Sidus on your way there, but promptly ignore him.
The guest rooms are fitted with double beds, a table, a dresser, a closet, a chair and a bathroom.
>>372089
There is a slight thump and a poof.
As a result, Burning and Peaches are gone
>>372084
>>372085
"Yes? What is it?"
>>372090
He takes it via telekinesis and observes it
"What a wonderful pattern… so mathematical. So precise… I can clearly see why this lasts so long. It has barely any instabilities. Whoever came up with this structure must be a genius!"
>>372091
>>372086
You pass Sidus on your way there, but promptly ignore him.
The guest rooms are fitted with double beds, a table, a dresser, a closet, a chair and a bathroom.
Papaver Field [Mage] No.372110
>>372108
Gulp down nervously and start backpedaling.
"Y-yeah. Will tell her. For sure!"
Try to sound as sincere as possible.
Roll #1 1 = 1
Gulp down nervously and start backpedaling.
"Y-yeah. Will tell her. For sure!"
Try to sound as sincere as possible.
Roll #1 1 = 1
Star Hopper [Cleric] No.372115
>>372106
I let out a sigh of relief, then tense up again.
"T-Thank you… princess. I j-just wanted to tell you… I'd like to t-tell you how much y-your work means to me… B-Because it r-really means the world t-to me. I've o-observed it for so m-many times and it still a-amazes me… and…"
I blush, realizing I'm just rambling now
"Thank you…"
I let out a sigh of relief, then tense up again.
"T-Thank you… princess. I j-just wanted to tell you… I'd like to t-tell you how much y-your work means to me… B-Because it r-really means the world t-to me. I've o-observed it for so m-many times and it still a-amazes me… and…"
I blush, realizing I'm just rambling now
"Thank you…"
>>372109
I grin, stroking her mane and kissing her back
"I'm glad we agree! I just can't… I can't stop thinking about you. I want you too."
Roll #1 9 + 2 = 11
I grin, stroking her mane and kissing her back
"I'm glad we agree! I just can't… I can't stop thinking about you. I want you too."
Roll #1 9 + 2 = 11
Pumpkin Falconwreath [Noble] No.372130
>>372125
I need imput from DM here. Otherwise I'll just do a Vanish roll as per PvP rules.
Roll #1 3 = 3
I need imput from DM here. Otherwise I'll just do a Vanish roll as per PvP rules.
Roll #1 3 = 3
Pumpkin Falconwreath [Noble] No.372135
>>372133
Trained assassin against guy who just learnt to sneak rng battle!
Why would he find Burning if I'm going away from the castle anyway?
Also, he can't fly.
Roll #1 2 = 2
Trained assassin against guy who just learnt to sneak rng battle!
Why would he find Burning if I'm going away from the castle anyway?
Also, he can't fly.
Roll #1 2 = 2
>>372136
right, I nearly forgot about that
I grin and use my telekinesis to play with her _____
Roll #1 5 + 2 = 7
right, I nearly forgot about that
I grin and use my telekinesis to play with her _____
Roll #1 5 + 2 = 7
>>372115
>>372122
She looks very honestly happy, and a little surprised
"Not many appreciate our creations. You have my sincere thanks for your kind words."
>>372135
Your attempt to hide in mid air did not work. You have been spotted.
Peaches is sitting in a tree with Burning.
>>372134
THERE HE GOES!
OUTSIDE!
>>372136
That is quite a D
10/10
Would
Believe me, if you won't I will if the audience requests it
>>372141
He places his horn against your head.
In a flash of magic you can feel him inside you, looking around.
'1d10'
Roll #1 10 = 10
>>372122
She looks very honestly happy, and a little surprised
"Not many appreciate our creations. You have my sincere thanks for your kind words."
>>372135
Your attempt to hide in mid air did not work. You have been spotted.
Peaches is sitting in a tree with Burning.
>>372134
THERE HE GOES!
OUTSIDE!
>>372136
That is quite a D
10/10
Would
Believe me, if you won't I will if the audience requests it
>>372141
He places his horn against your head.
In a flash of magic you can feel him inside you, looking around.
'1d10'
Roll #1 10 = 10
>>372143
This is an invitation only event, put your name back on you faceless weirdo.
>>372146
"Tis nothing. No harm done. Be glad you did not do it to our sister."
>>372145
He pulls out after a while
"How curious…
…Radiant?"
>>372150
Diluted love poison mixed into alcoholic punch, to be exact. it amplifies desires and removed inhibitions and shame
>>372147
>>372151
And what are Lime and Cherry in to, other than being very opposite if equally fruity flavors?
>>372152
"Most ponies prefer to sleep at night.
…and thank you. I do like this cake."
>>372153
She is underneath a nearby tree, looking a bit dazed.
This is an invitation only event, put your name back on you faceless weirdo.
>>372146
"Tis nothing. No harm done. Be glad you did not do it to our sister."
>>372145
He pulls out after a while
"How curious…
…Radiant?"
>>372150
Diluted love poison mixed into alcoholic punch, to be exact. it amplifies desires and removed inhibitions and shame
>>372147
>>372151
And what are Lime and Cherry in to, other than being very opposite if equally fruity flavors?
>>372152
"Most ponies prefer to sleep at night.
…and thank you. I do like this cake."
>>372153
She is underneath a nearby tree, looking a bit dazed.
>>372158
"Scan this young paladin."
He points at Vera
"I have a hunch. Tell me how she feels to you."
>>372160
"That's ok… for all we know, we prevented an assassination!"
>>372159
"That's lovely."
She takes a spoonfull of cake, then dabs her lips
"Such good cake…"
>>372161
>>372163
How vanilla
How am I supposed to make horrid poison-blurred fetish exploration happen if all I have to work with is mild rape fetish and 'nothing particular'?
Sigh the things I do to amuse you people…
"Scan this young paladin."
He points at Vera
"I have a hunch. Tell me how she feels to you."
>>372160
"That's ok… for all we know, we prevented an assassination!"
>>372159
"That's lovely."
She takes a spoonfull of cake, then dabs her lips
"Such good cake…"
>>372161
>>372163
How vanilla
How am I supposed to make horrid poison-blurred fetish exploration happen if all I have to work with is mild rape fetish and 'nothing particular'?
Sigh the things I do to amuse you people…
>>372183
>>372184
>>372186
"I simply wished to make sure.
This does leave some questions open, however.
Tell me, young lady, have you ever had visions?"
>>372188
"It was a possibility. There were signs on some form of external influence inside the part of her subconscious that relates to visualization, and thus conjuration. But this rules out demonic possession at least.
It does leave the question of what, exactly, it is however."
>>372185
"We are glad you enjoy it. So long as it remains a once in a lifetime experience, it can be most impressive."
>>372182
She rolls you into the bushes
"I don't suppose you brought any of your… things… along?
…then I don't suppose we have time for that sort of thing either, do we?"
>>372184
>>372186
"I simply wished to make sure.
This does leave some questions open, however.
Tell me, young lady, have you ever had visions?"
>>372188
"It was a possibility. There were signs on some form of external influence inside the part of her subconscious that relates to visualization, and thus conjuration. But this rules out demonic possession at least.
It does leave the question of what, exactly, it is however."
>>372185
"We are glad you enjoy it. So long as it remains a once in a lifetime experience, it can be most impressive."
>>372182
She rolls you into the bushes
"I don't suppose you brought any of your… things… along?
…then I don't suppose we have time for that sort of thing either, do we?"
>>372196
She gets up and turns away from you, then flicks the dress across her back for easy access
"I did say the dress has some surprises…"
>>372195
You suddenly notice the world around you standing still, save for Starswirl, who still moves
"Speak then. They cannot hear."
>>372201
"A paladin of the moon, we hope?"
>>372203
…he's doing his 'stepping outside time for a private talk' thing again…
>>372161
>>372163
Stand by
She gets up and turns away from you, then flicks the dress across her back for easy access
"I did say the dress has some surprises…"
>>372195
You suddenly notice the world around you standing still, save for Starswirl, who still moves
"Speak then. They cannot hear."
>>372201
"A paladin of the moon, we hope?"
>>372203
…he's doing his 'stepping outside time for a private talk' thing again…
>>372161
>>372163
Stand by
>>372226
"That ridiculous fool…
Let us both hope he is wrong. And that i am wrong. But in the case that I am not, there is something I can give you. A book that may contain some answers."
>>372227
"Perchance we can heal thee of thine stuttering."
'1d10+2'
>>372228
She sticks close with a big smile though.
She knows you both liked it.
Inside, the would-be assassin is having a drink with a shiny paladin, Lord Wonderbolt is getting another slice of pie, Princess Luna is talking with Star, Jon is looking lonely, and a several ponies are dancing.
Roll #1 8 + 2 = 10
"That ridiculous fool…
Let us both hope he is wrong. And that i am wrong. But in the case that I am not, there is something I can give you. A book that may contain some answers."
>>372227
"Perchance we can heal thee of thine stuttering."
'1d10+2'
>>372228
She sticks close with a big smile though.
She knows you both liked it.
Inside, the would-be assassin is having a drink with a shiny paladin, Lord Wonderbolt is getting another slice of pie, Princess Luna is talking with Star, Jon is looking lonely, and a several ponies are dancing.
Roll #1 8 + 2 = 10
>>372237
"Very well then.
Let us hope that I am wrong.
But know this: your life may be destined for strange, grand adventure. If it is, trying to prevent it from happening will be of little use."
Time begins flowing normally again
>>372238
Good thing his mask covered his outfit too. Otherwise things might have gotten awkward.
>>372207
Consulting the book of armaments.
performance of Lime '5d10+2'
performance of Cherry '5d10+4'
Roll #1 3, 3, 10, 1, 6 + 2 = 25 / Roll #2 4, 6, 5, 8, 5 + 4 = 32
"Very well then.
Let us hope that I am wrong.
But know this: your life may be destined for strange, grand adventure. If it is, trying to prevent it from happening will be of little use."
Time begins flowing normally again
>>372238
Good thing his mask covered his outfit too. Otherwise things might have gotten awkward.
>>372207
Consulting the book of armaments.
performance of Lime '5d10+2'
performance of Cherry '5d10+4'
Roll #1 3, 3, 10, 1, 6 + 2 = 25 / Roll #2 4, 6, 5, 8, 5 + 4 = 32
>>372249
Performance rolls.
As taken from BoH: "When you are not using active skills, roll for Performance. This determines how god you are in bed in general, ranging from nauseatingly god awful to genital-explodingly divine. If a skill is used, it is up to the DM to determine how each skill affects the score. – Every action burns Stamina. You start with a base of 5 stamina. –At zero stamina you climax. Combine your partner’s performance rolls together to calculate how good it was."
>>372246
>>372243
"We did chase a masked pony into the second floor
…and I got knocked out…"
Performance rolls.
As taken from BoH: "When you are not using active skills, roll for Performance. This determines how god you are in bed in general, ranging from nauseatingly god awful to genital-explodingly divine. If a skill is used, it is up to the DM to determine how each skill affects the score. – Every action burns Stamina. You start with a base of 5 stamina. –At zero stamina you climax. Combine your partner’s performance rolls together to calculate how good it was."
>>372246
>>372243
"We did chase a masked pony into the second floor
…and I got knocked out…"
WARNING: HERESY
>>372242
>Lime
>3, 3
The sheer size and weight of your fully deployed stallionhammer is making accurate control difficult. After a few awkward
attempts at various angles, you rationalize a bit and decide to just lay down on your back
>10
Which proves to be a great idea, as it gives her full, unhindered access.
And boy does she feel good on the inside. Some use the term cock sock. No, this is no sock. This is a finely tailored
article made with masterful tools. It fits around you as if it were molded, the little natural bumps and ripples pleasantly
massaging your bare length
>1
But you get a little too careless after she insist you go harder, pushing her over and forcing yourself into her with such
force it ends up hurting both of you
>6
But towards the end you ease up, find a good, solid rhythm and let your body decide for you.
>Cherry
>4
To your amazement, it got even bigger with a bit of teasing. However, the majestic stature of the erect colossus is enough to outright intimidate you.
>6
After a few attempts, you find the perfect solution - letting you lower onto it. Like molten chocolate fills a mold's every corner to make a bunny-shaped cake-topper, his engorged glory fills you in ways you never though possible. All that stops this from being perfect is the fact that you keep making weird, uninentional noises as you hoist yourself up and down like a flag at a Lifebinder's funeral
>5
Though the action does get tiresome, and you simply need MORE. So you demand it, prompting Lime to slam you down on your back and shove it deeper so violently it hurts. But even with that, you still like it.
>8
And after the pain disappears, the forceful, unyielding mass plunging into your well-trained loins is magnificent in ways few bards would dare write about in fear of censorship.
>5
And towards the end, as you see him tire, you let him lay down and ease out of you, choosing instead to end this celebration with a meal of the finest sort.
This backfires slightly after he violently climaxes all over your face far sooner than you dared expect. But you consider it a compliment. After all, he had to like it.
>>372242
>Lime
>3, 3
The sheer size and weight of your fully deployed stallionhammer is making accurate control difficult. After a few awkward
attempts at various angles, you rationalize a bit and decide to just lay down on your back
>10
Which proves to be a great idea, as it gives her full, unhindered access.
And boy does she feel good on the inside. Some use the term cock sock. No, this is no sock. This is a finely tailored
article made with masterful tools. It fits around you as if it were molded, the little natural bumps and ripples pleasantly
massaging your bare length
>1
But you get a little too careless after she insist you go harder, pushing her over and forcing yourself into her with such
force it ends up hurting both of you
>6
But towards the end you ease up, find a good, solid rhythm and let your body decide for you.
>Cherry
>4
To your amazement, it got even bigger with a bit of teasing. However, the majestic stature of the erect colossus is enough to outright intimidate you.
>6
After a few attempts, you find the perfect solution - letting you lower onto it. Like molten chocolate fills a mold's every corner to make a bunny-shaped cake-topper, his engorged glory fills you in ways you never though possible. All that stops this from being perfect is the fact that you keep making weird, uninentional noises as you hoist yourself up and down like a flag at a Lifebinder's funeral
>5
Though the action does get tiresome, and you simply need MORE. So you demand it, prompting Lime to slam you down on your back and shove it deeper so violently it hurts. But even with that, you still like it.
>8
And after the pain disappears, the forceful, unyielding mass plunging into your well-trained loins is magnificent in ways few bards would dare write about in fear of censorship.
>5
And towards the end, as you see him tire, you let him lay down and ease out of you, choosing instead to end this celebration with a meal of the finest sort.
This backfires slightly after he violently climaxes all over your face far sooner than you dared expect. But you consider it a compliment. After all, he had to like it.
>>372286
As you go around the table, deep in throught and hungry for a treat, you decide to let fortune point you in the right direction.
You close your eyes and point out your hoof randomly.
Eeny
Meeny
Pony
That one!
…someone just took the last cupcake on that tray.
And your hoof is pointing right at Jon. From behind.
>>372284
Something about old deals, and Wonderbolt bragging about his speed.
>>372285
>>372287
It was diluted stuff anyway, so the strongest zing has worn off.
>>372282
Burning has already brought some.
As you go around the table, deep in throught and hungry for a treat, you decide to let fortune point you in the right direction.
You close your eyes and point out your hoof randomly.
Eeny
Meeny
Pony
That one!
…someone just took the last cupcake on that tray.
And your hoof is pointing right at Jon. From behind.
>>372284
Something about old deals, and Wonderbolt bragging about his speed.
>>372285
>>372287
It was diluted stuff anyway, so the strongest zing has worn off.
>>372282
Burning has already brought some.
Star Hopper [Cleric] No.372303
>>372302
That sounds delicious! I'll take a plate!
Also, look around again. Anyone famous I notice/recognize?
Roll #1 4 = 4
That sounds delicious! I'll take a plate!
Also, look around again. Anyone famous I notice/recognize?
Roll #1 4 = 4
>>372315
Pretty good kiss.
"Well…"
I look out the window, can I see and grab them with my telekinesis?
Roll #1 7 = 7
Pretty good kiss.
"Well…"
I look out the window, can I see and grab them with my telekinesis?
Roll #1 7 = 7
>>372325
He looks at the insignia and the body
"…I need to report this in. Stay here. They will find you soon."
>>372326
>>372327
"All of you. Stay here."
The guard leaves.
A few moments later, a masked, cloaked pony emerges from the shadows. His uniform matches the dead body's
"Report."
NEXT TIME ON MURDER MYSTERIES
WHO BLADES THE LORDBLADES?
WHO CUPPED THE CUPCAKES?
AND DID LIME'S JIZZ TASTE LIKE LIME?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWUl7uIDbMg
He looks at the insignia and the body
"…I need to report this in. Stay here. They will find you soon."
>>372326
>>372327
"All of you. Stay here."
The guard leaves.
A few moments later, a masked, cloaked pony emerges from the shadows. His uniform matches the dead body's
"Report."
NEXT TIME ON MURDER MYSTERIES
WHO BLADES THE LORDBLADES?
WHO CUPPED THE CUPCAKES?
AND DID LIME'S JIZZ TASTE LIKE LIME?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWUl7uIDbMg
>>372330
Oh boy. Should I even approach him? I mean, he gave that speech on the first day of class for Inquisitor cadets, but I don't know if he even has time for a single one… Can't hurt to show some courage, though, right?
When he looks like he's not engaged with other guests, I'll go over and salute. "Grand Inquisitor, sir! It's an honor to see you here this evening, sir!"
Oh boy. Should I even approach him? I mean, he gave that speech on the first day of class for Inquisitor cadets, but I don't know if he even has time for a single one… Can't hurt to show some courage, though, right?
When he looks like he's not engaged with other guests, I'll go over and salute. "Grand Inquisitor, sir! It's an honor to see you here this evening, sir!"
>>372336
"Very good, sir. I'm performing well in my classes, and have set benchmarks in physical performance tests, sir. An overwhelmingly positive experience, but I've run into only one reservation. My non-Inquisitorial teachers have unilaterally advised me to stay out of the Inquisition. My father warned me when I was sent to the academy I would face discrimination, but I didn't expect it to be so deeply rooted, sir."
"Very good, sir. I'm performing well in my classes, and have set benchmarks in physical performance tests, sir. An overwhelmingly positive experience, but I've run into only one reservation. My non-Inquisitorial teachers have unilaterally advised me to stay out of the Inquisition. My father warned me when I was sent to the academy I would face discrimination, but I didn't expect it to be so deeply rooted, sir."
>>372337
"A weak mind cannot bear the weight of our duties. They will accuse the inquisition of blind hate and sadism. Of extremism and needless brutality. But we do what we must, to keep this world safe. Safe for those who cannot keep it safe on their own.
Safe from demons, heretics and madponies."
"A weak mind cannot bear the weight of our duties. They will accuse the inquisition of blind hate and sadism. Of extremism and needless brutality. But we do what we must, to keep this world safe. Safe for those who cannot keep it safe on their own.
Safe from demons, heretics and madponies."
>>372340
Consider the question. Hm… Vera was brave enough to confront Starswirl about her magic, I need to be brave enough to confront the Grand Inquisitor. He may be the most knowledgeable.
"You see right through me, sir, it is no wonder you lead the order. Since my enrollment in the academy, I have come into contact with an enigmatic mark that I have since learned may be rooted in heretical magic. Thus far, no one has been willing or able to explain it, sir."
Consider the question. Hm… Vera was brave enough to confront Starswirl about her magic, I need to be brave enough to confront the Grand Inquisitor. He may be the most knowledgeable.
"You see right through me, sir, it is no wonder you lead the order. Since my enrollment in the academy, I have come into contact with an enigmatic mark that I have since learned may be rooted in heretical magic. Thus far, no one has been willing or able to explain it, sir."
>>372342
"One of my roommates started to see visions of a symbol. We reported this to the headmaster immediately. He said that she had been seeing the Master's Mark, and that he already suspected some of the students at the academy bore it. He also mentioned a collection of artifacts with the mark, but didn't show us or explain the implications of this mark – only that he had spent considerable time gathering information about this 'master'. It was my independent research that turned up ties to heresy."
"One of my roommates started to see visions of a symbol. We reported this to the headmaster immediately. He said that she had been seeing the Master's Mark, and that he already suspected some of the students at the academy bore it. He also mentioned a collection of artifacts with the mark, but didn't show us or explain the implications of this mark – only that he had spent considerable time gathering information about this 'master'. It was my independent research that turned up ties to heresy."
>>372349
"According to Destiny, the Master was… or is… a creator god. A near-omnipotent force that amuses itself by placing its mark on mortals, then leading them on great, often tragic, adventures.
And if the headmaster believes one of the students carries this mark… he may be trying to use that student as proof… or worse yet… bait."
"According to Destiny, the Master was… or is… a creator god. A near-omnipotent force that amuses itself by placing its mark on mortals, then leading them on great, often tragic, adventures.
And if the headmaster believes one of the students carries this mark… he may be trying to use that student as proof… or worse yet… bait."
>>372361
"Then consider this a mission briefing.
I want you to use whatever means you deem acceptable to locate, enter and fully document the Headmaster's Collection. Then return those findings to me.
However, you cannot carry Inquisitorial authority in this mission. For the internal politics of the situation are very delicate. I do not want a veritable political civil war between the Inquisition and Paladin Orders. Understood?"
"Then consider this a mission briefing.
I want you to use whatever means you deem acceptable to locate, enter and fully document the Headmaster's Collection. Then return those findings to me.
However, you cannot carry Inquisitorial authority in this mission. For the internal politics of the situation are very delicate. I do not want a veritable political civil war between the Inquisition and Paladin Orders. Understood?"
>>372362
Consider it for a few moments in silence. This actually is a pretty considerable point of choice. Opting to take this mission is a very stark and explicit mental distinction. It means that, if I accept, I view the Inquisition as above the law and that no paladin, even a trusted headmaster, is unsuspected of heresy. Perhaps all Inquisitors have to make this choice eventually, but I haven't even taken my vows as a paladin yet.
…Nonetheless, knowing myself, there was never really a choice in the first place, was there?
"It will be done, sir. How can I contact you when it is done?"
Consider it for a few moments in silence. This actually is a pretty considerable point of choice. Opting to take this mission is a very stark and explicit mental distinction. It means that, if I accept, I view the Inquisition as above the law and that no paladin, even a trusted headmaster, is unsuspected of heresy. Perhaps all Inquisitors have to make this choice eventually, but I haven't even taken my vows as a paladin yet.
…Nonetheless, knowing myself, there was never really a choice in the first place, was there?
"It will be done, sir. How can I contact you when it is done?"
Papaver Field [Mage] No.372386
>>372385
Look at him with a lost expression.
"S-sir?"
Do I notice anything strange going on?
Roll #1 2 = 2
Look at him with a lost expression.
"S-sir?"
Do I notice anything strange going on?
Roll #1 2 = 2
Pumpkin Falconwreath [Noble] No.372405
>>372403
Bad form.
Look around for the boy. I swear, if he's taking a piss break I will make sure he needs a catheter for the rest of his life.
SbS.
"Peach. Might be troubles. Keep an eye out. Warn my nephew."
Roll #1 3 = 3
Bad form.
Look around for the boy. I swear, if he's taking a piss break I will make sure he needs a catheter for the rest of his life.
SbS.
"Peach. Might be troubles. Keep an eye out. Warn my nephew."
Roll #1 3 = 3
Pumpkin Falconwreath [Noble] No.372409
>>372406
That's not what I teach them. That's not what they'd do. Fuck.
Anyone nearby? If not, trot over there and try to wake him. Or inspect the corpse, if my fears are true.
Roll #1 4 = 4
That's not what I teach them. That's not what they'd do. Fuck.
Anyone nearby? If not, trot over there and try to wake him. Or inspect the corpse, if my fears are true.
Roll #1 4 = 4