"Yeah, amor right.
You got big and small of all kind.
Commander Bossy here, he's wearing heavy armor. Standard issue for all you future soldiers of Wintergrasp."
Tap on it
"Bulky, you can't stand upright, and makes a lot of noise. But will deflect a sword hit two times out of three and send you home with a bruise instead of one hoof less."
"It's daddy is superheavy, those armors are like, walking castles with walls and towers and archers too, because if you are strong enough to wear it you are strong enough to take three other ponies on your back and still run ten laps around the training fields."
Pace back and forth for a moment
"And in both of those, you are a crab! A walking chest waiting to be split open by a skillfull strike at the joints!
So don't get too comfy in there, because a good shot with an arrow, a magic strike of lightning and you are fried.
Also, daggers are great to maim limbs off somepony inside one of those."
"Then light armor, neither hay nor candy, usually leather and so on.
Trackers and rangers love those, the layers of leather do a real good job at stopping the arrows and the small weapons, saving you from the problems of which above."
"Mages usually want to wear nothing but some clothing thou, since armor might slow them down when casting."
"And then, there's the most important armor of them all! No armor!
Like this, you are as agile as you can be, silent and deadly, ready to strike down on your enemies from the shadows!"
Stealth to demonstrateRoll #0 6 + 2 = 8