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>>156584
You teleport into the little colt's room and fail to notice you are trailing ye olde toilet paper all the way to the sign ups, causing minor amusement in your peers.
>>156582
"I have done my all to keep Canterlot's agents out of my home. Yet I fear I may have failed to root them all out. The king is still depressed too… Rumors of a long lost heir did rekindle his heart a little however."
You teleport into the little colt's room and fail to notice you are trailing ye olde toilet paper all the way to the sign ups, causing minor amusement in your peers.
>>156582
"I have done my all to keep Canterlot's agents out of my home. Yet I fear I may have failed to root them all out. The king is still depressed too… Rumors of a long lost heir did rekindle his heart a little however."
>>156596
The general snickering dies down as Threadbare, the assistant councilor, gives the room a disapproving look.
"Please come on up and mark what courses you are taking."
>ALPHABETICAL ORDER: Elemental Magic, Everyday Magic
Anita
>RAGING STORM: Combat, Strategy, Warcraft, Physical Education
Pumpking Smile
Anita
Cornpone
>UNYIELDING ANVIL: Survival, Outdoorsponyship, Hunting, Weapons, Literature
Pumpkin Smile
Anita
Cornpone
>VENIA: Conjuration, Health Education
Anita
Valnia
>MANIFEST DESTINY: History, Religion
Anita
Cornpone
>SILVER LINING: Art, Music, Politics
Anita
Cornpone
Pumpkin
Valnia
The general snickering dies down as Threadbare, the assistant councilor, gives the room a disapproving look.
"Please come on up and mark what courses you are taking."
>ALPHABETICAL ORDER: Elemental Magic, Everyday Magic
Anita
>RAGING STORM: Combat, Strategy, Warcraft, Physical Education
Pumpking Smile
Anita
Cornpone
>UNYIELDING ANVIL: Survival, Outdoorsponyship, Hunting, Weapons, Literature
Pumpkin Smile
Anita
Cornpone
>VENIA: Conjuration, Health Education
Anita
Valnia
>MANIFEST DESTINY: History, Religion
Anita
Cornpone
>SILVER LINING: Art, Music, Politics
Anita
Cornpone
Pumpkin
Valnia
>>156609
Every class is having an intro session today.
You do grab a book about [Myths, Conspiracies and Unsolved Mysteries: by Honorary Chief Poops-With-Buffalo]
>>156610
Done.
>>156612
Arts are for fags, you'd rather smoke w33d and mess around behind the school you insatiable whore
>>156599
"You are not."
Every class is having an intro session today.
You do grab a book about [Myths, Conspiracies and Unsolved Mysteries: by Honorary Chief Poops-With-Buffalo]
>>156610
Done.
>>156612
Arts are for fags, you'd rather smoke w33d and mess around behind the school you insatiable whore
>>156599
"You are not."
>>156632
Ms. Threadbare.
"They will be held in the order listed, starting in a hour after lunch."
>>156635
That's the last one today
>>156636
>>156639
The classes start in order:
Alphabetical's Mundane Magic and Elemental Studies
Raging Storm's Warfare 101
Unyielding Anvil's Basics of Nature
Venia's Introduction to Health and Growing Up
Manifest Destiny's Short Look Into History
and finally
Silver Lining's Arts and Crafts
>>156640
She shows the deep scar going from her throat to her inner back thigh
"What would you like to know?"
Ms. Threadbare.
"They will be held in the order listed, starting in a hour after lunch."
>>156635
That's the last one today
>>156636
>>156639
The classes start in order:
Alphabetical's Mundane Magic and Elemental Studies
Raging Storm's Warfare 101
Unyielding Anvil's Basics of Nature
Venia's Introduction to Health and Growing Up
Manifest Destiny's Short Look Into History
and finally
Silver Lining's Arts and Crafts
>>156640
She shows the deep scar going from her throat to her inner back thigh
"What would you like to know?"
>>156655
"Yes. Write your name down for the classes you will be attending."
>>156657
You got toilet paper on your hoof, leading back all the way to the boy's bathroom.
Also yes, it is lunch time.
>>156653
There are mentions of the Lordblades - supposedly a brotherhood of secretive assassins operating in the name of the gods.
>>156669
>>156670
You have a lot of free time between lunch and Venia's class - the first one you should be in.
>>156661
"Distance is not a concept for them. They are never alone. Even if he is twenty meters in front of you, a blade he commands can be in your back."
"Yes. Write your name down for the classes you will be attending."
>>156657
You got toilet paper on your hoof, leading back all the way to the boy's bathroom.
Also yes, it is lunch time.
>>156653
There are mentions of the Lordblades - supposedly a brotherhood of secretive assassins operating in the name of the gods.
>>156669
>>156670
You have a lot of free time between lunch and Venia's class - the first one you should be in.
>>156661
"Distance is not a concept for them. They are never alone. Even if he is twenty meters in front of you, a blade he commands can be in your back."
>>156690
They are regarded as a fairy tale by most everyone, but the author insists they are real.
Oddly, the next page has an entirely different style of writing.
>>156691
You remove the offending paper. Only some ponies made the connection, so your reputation is not even ruined.
>>156692
Done
>>156693
Roll to find a helpful one
>>156695
"Do you have some sort of death wish, or are you just implying I've grown too old to be seen as a real danger any more?"
They are regarded as a fairy tale by most everyone, but the author insists they are real.
Oddly, the next page has an entirely different style of writing.
>>156691
You remove the offending paper. Only some ponies made the connection, so your reputation is not even ruined.
>>156692
Done
>>156693
Roll to find a helpful one
>>156695
"Do you have some sort of death wish, or are you just implying I've grown too old to be seen as a real danger any more?"
>>156700
["Lordblades are not real. Honest. Trust me. Moving on to Flutter Ponies…"]
>>156701
A somewhat blushy colt runs up to you
"Uh, you dropped this in the bathroom"
It's one of your books
>>156702
[How to be a dick and manipulate fools: by Happy the Merchant]
>>156705
You cant help but wander why she was lurking in the boy's room.
>>156706
"Ha, if I could bend in the ways needed to imitate a Lordblade I would have become a famous dancer, not a scout. But ok, if you insist."
["Lordblades are not real. Honest. Trust me. Moving on to Flutter Ponies…"]
>>156701
A somewhat blushy colt runs up to you
"Uh, you dropped this in the bathroom"
It's one of your books
>>156702
[How to be a dick and manipulate fools: by Happy the Merchant]
>>156705
You cant help but wander why she was lurking in the boy's room.
>>156706
"Ha, if I could bend in the ways needed to imitate a Lordblade I would have become a famous dancer, not a scout. But ok, if you insist."
>>156717
You aren't. He followed the paper.
>>156714
["The key to a successful lie is to lie so well even you believe the lie. Living a lie is preferable to living an inconvenient truth."]
What noble advice. All attempts to call your bullshit get a -1 penalty.
Also yes, you could eat.
>>156719
"A good start. Now, let's say I am a Lordblade. I see you conjure that ridiculous thing and"
Something yanks your tail
After you turn to look and see nothing, Shadow Song blinds you with some dirt and mud
>>156721
This was the last book he ever wrote in the old style.
However, he mentions lordblades several times, describing them as a tightly knit brotherhood that scouts out young talent and initiates them in secret.
>>156735
Chillingly cool
Rolled 2 = 2
You aren't. He followed the paper.
>>156714
["The key to a successful lie is to lie so well even you believe the lie. Living a lie is preferable to living an inconvenient truth."]
What noble advice. All attempts to call your bullshit get a -1 penalty.
Also yes, you could eat.
>>156719
"A good start. Now, let's say I am a Lordblade. I see you conjure that ridiculous thing and"
Something yanks your tail
After you turn to look and see nothing, Shadow Song blinds you with some dirt and mud
>>156721
This was the last book he ever wrote in the old style.
However, he mentions lordblades several times, describing them as a tightly knit brotherhood that scouts out young talent and initiates them in secret.
>>156735
Chillingly cool
Rolled 2 = 2
>>156762
The cook waves you over
"Yeah sure, I know how that can be. C'mon I'll hoof you a bowl"
He hoofs you a bowl
Mmmm…. smells nice~
>>156763
"Lordblades? Sure I've heard stories but never fought one. Supposedly they are a thing from Equestria."
>>156764
[The most important aspect of escaping is not getting caught in a tight hole. So apply lots of grease before attempting to go deep.]
Oh look it's your turn to pick up food.
>>156767
"I-I'm not afraid! What ever have you that idea? Ha… ha?"
WARNING: SPAGHETTI LEVEL REACHING DANGEROUS LEVELS
ABORT
ABORT
Rolling for further containment
>>156776
Getting lunch before magic class
Rolled 10 + 1 = 11
The cook waves you over
"Yeah sure, I know how that can be. C'mon I'll hoof you a bowl"
He hoofs you a bowl
Mmmm…. smells nice~
>>156763
"Lordblades? Sure I've heard stories but never fought one. Supposedly they are a thing from Equestria."
>>156764
[The most important aspect of escaping is not getting caught in a tight hole. So apply lots of grease before attempting to go deep.]
Oh look it's your turn to pick up food.
>>156767
"I-I'm not afraid! What ever have you that idea? Ha… ha?"
WARNING: SPAGHETTI LEVEL REACHING DANGEROUS LEVELS
ABORT
ABORT
Rolling for further containment
>>156776
Getting lunch before magic class
Rolled 10 + 1 = 11
>>156784
"Lordblades? In Wintersgrasp? Heavens no. That was a common assassin. And we would never accept an order like that in our land."
>>156785
"Spicy Veggie Hot Salad"
>>156789
The plot stops you from doing that.
>>156781
CONTAINMENT SUCCESSFUL
The prince cracks a smile
"I'd never be scared of a nice thing like you"
>>156791
Look at all that plot.
I mean seriously.
Suave fucker like you? This might as well be a takeout meat stand.
Your heroic horse wiener could be anywhere you want it by the end of this day.
Also, that one totally looks like a troublemaker.
"Lordblades? In Wintersgrasp? Heavens no. That was a common assassin. And we would never accept an order like that in our land."
>>156785
"Spicy Veggie Hot Salad"
>>156789
The plot stops you from doing that.
>>156781
CONTAINMENT SUCCESSFUL
The prince cracks a smile
"I'd never be scared of a nice thing like you"
>>156791
Look at all that plot.
I mean seriously.
Suave fucker like you? This might as well be a takeout meat stand.
Your heroic horse wiener could be anywhere you want it by the end of this day.
Also, that one totally looks like a troublemaker.
>>156812
You take a wrong turn somewhere.
Whatever this place is, it smells sweaty.
>>156814
"I'm the prince. My duty is to my future kingdom."
>>156817
"Of course I am. You must be from somewhere else if you don't know of me. I assumed my… um… leg had quite a reputation."
>>156818
Shadow Song actually recoils a little from your spell
"…impressive…"
You take a wrong turn somewhere.
Whatever this place is, it smells sweaty.
>>156814
"I'm the prince. My duty is to my future kingdom."
>>156817
"Of course I am. You must be from somewhere else if you don't know of me. I assumed my… um… leg had quite a reputation."
>>156818
Shadow Song actually recoils a little from your spell
"…impressive…"
>>156825
This is the girls dressing room.
Lets see how they react
>>156829
"As I said"
Three more previously unseen ponies jump on you, pinning you down
"A lordblade is never alone"
She then puts a knife to your eye
"And they have no concept of mercy"
>>156831
His head perks up a bit
"O-oh, um… oh. Oh. OH!"
Second dice: Spaghetti containment
>>156837
"My father is the headmaster and overseer of this fine institution. It is only fitting that I, too, study here."
>>156842
You can't help but feel some baseless hatred towards her for the assassin incident.
Rolled 10, 7 = 17
This is the girls dressing room.
Lets see how they react
>>156829
"As I said"
Three more previously unseen ponies jump on you, pinning you down
"A lordblade is never alone"
She then puts a knife to your eye
"And they have no concept of mercy"
>>156831
His head perks up a bit
"O-oh, um… oh. Oh. OH!"
Second dice: Spaghetti containment
>>156837
"My father is the headmaster and overseer of this fine institution. It is only fitting that I, too, study here."
>>156842
You can't help but feel some baseless hatred towards her for the assassin incident.
Rolled 10, 7 = 17
>>156847
Not as single one of them minds you being there.
Not. A. Single. One.
Things are about to get steamy.
>>156853
Stop being such a gluttonous black hole, you just are a bowl of food in one bite
>>156855
WELL EQUESTRIA ISN'T THE ONLY THING THAT'S WARMER DOWN THERE
>>156857
She grabs your hoof and forces it into a painful position, then wipes your eyes so you can see again
"Know this. You cannot face them. You are still but a child. Even I with all my years of training nearly failed. And to make sure you remember…."
She actually cuts into your cheek, drawing blood
"Once they get your taste, they will never stop coming for you."
She bring the knife close to her mouth, but then drops it in the snow and allows her mirror images to vanish, freeing you.
>>156867
"L-look I'm… um… why are you even doing this? In a place like this? There are other ponies here!"
CONTAIN IT
>>156876
Verne pls
Pls.
She would probably ask if she wanted you to show that.
I know you think it's like the most impressive thing ever.
But c'mon, ponies are trying to eat.
Rolled 8 = 8
Not as single one of them minds you being there.
Not. A. Single. One.
Things are about to get steamy.
>>156853
Stop being such a gluttonous black hole, you just are a bowl of food in one bite
>>156855
WELL EQUESTRIA ISN'T THE ONLY THING THAT'S WARMER DOWN THERE
>>156857
She grabs your hoof and forces it into a painful position, then wipes your eyes so you can see again
"Know this. You cannot face them. You are still but a child. Even I with all my years of training nearly failed. And to make sure you remember…."
She actually cuts into your cheek, drawing blood
"Once they get your taste, they will never stop coming for you."
She bring the knife close to her mouth, but then drops it in the snow and allows her mirror images to vanish, freeing you.
>>156867
"L-look I'm… um… why are you even doing this? In a place like this? There are other ponies here!"
CONTAIN IT
>>156876
Verne pls
Pls.
She would probably ask if she wanted you to show that.
I know you think it's like the most impressive thing ever.
But c'mon, ponies are trying to eat.
Rolled 8 = 8
>>156882
I frown as I get up, then let my armor and warhammer dissolve.
"I'm not a child… It's just that I'm better when fighting in group! One on one fights have never been my forte, mom always managed to beat me when sparring."
Pick up the knife and clean off the blood, then magic it over to her.
"Thank you for that. I'll need to reconsider some things…"
I frown as I get up, then let my armor and warhammer dissolve.
"I'm not a child… It's just that I'm better when fighting in group! One on one fights have never been my forte, mom always managed to beat me when sparring."
Pick up the knife and clean off the blood, then magic it over to her.
"Thank you for that. I'll need to reconsider some things…"
>>156893
>>156895
You are inexperienced and it shows.
Less than half way through, you are thrown out for not understanding how to handle ladies.
>>156892
You should be an actress.
"No no no no! I didn't mean it like that I just… I um.. well. I'd never turn down a new friend!"
>>156899
THERE ARE LIKE FIFTY EIGHT PONIES IN THE SAME CORRIDOR
THIS IS NOT PRIVATE AT ALL
>>156919
Boys aren't your thing it seems.
At least not pony ones.
Maybe a nice duck…
>>156888
But as you sulk out from there, one of the ladies follows you and drags you off into a nearby closet for some 100/100 fun time.
You have gained a special somepony. Or at least a friend with benefits.
>>156921
LOOK AT IT!
IS IT NOT GLORIOUS!?
LOOOOOOOOOK
>>156895
You are inexperienced and it shows.
Less than half way through, you are thrown out for not understanding how to handle ladies.
>>156892
You should be an actress.
"No no no no! I didn't mean it like that I just… I um.. well. I'd never turn down a new friend!"
>>156899
THERE ARE LIKE FIFTY EIGHT PONIES IN THE SAME CORRIDOR
THIS IS NOT PRIVATE AT ALL
>>156919
Boys aren't your thing it seems.
At least not pony ones.
Maybe a nice duck…
>>156888
But as you sulk out from there, one of the ladies follows you and drags you off into a nearby closet for some 100/100 fun time.
You have gained a special somepony. Or at least a friend with benefits.
>>156921
LOOK AT IT!
IS IT NOT GLORIOUS!?
LOOOOOOOOOK
>>156897
"And not just some. Many. He is already here. Biding his time. Spreading his influence. A time will come when he will strike. And if you are not ready, it will be the end of Wintersgrasp. Of Frostmourn. Of the united Northlands. And of the great north as a whole.
…Don't you have a class to teach?"
"And not just some. Many. He is already here. Biding his time. Spreading his influence. A time will come when he will strike. And if you are not ready, it will be the end of Wintersgrasp. Of Frostmourn. Of the united Northlands. And of the great north as a whole.
…Don't you have a class to teach?"
>>156939
But bitches love the dick
>>156941
OH LOOK THERE HE IS, MAKING SOME NEW FRIENDS IN THE CORRIDOR
>>156942
"Well I'm not one to say never but a friend is a friend, right?"
>>156946
Her name is Bearing Fruit, and she is probably the most gorgeous earth pony you have ever seen.
>>156948
"Knowledge and sympathy have kept me alive to this day. Wisdom and lack of empathy have ensured it remains that way."
You make it back to the school as lunch ends.
Just enough time to make sure your lesson plan is ready.
You DO have a lesson plan right?
But bitches love the dick
>>156941
OH LOOK THERE HE IS, MAKING SOME NEW FRIENDS IN THE CORRIDOR
>>156942
"Well I'm not one to say never but a friend is a friend, right?"
>>156946
Her name is Bearing Fruit, and she is probably the most gorgeous earth pony you have ever seen.
>>156948
"Knowledge and sympathy have kept me alive to this day. Wisdom and lack of empathy have ensured it remains that way."
You make it back to the school as lunch ends.
Just enough time to make sure your lesson plan is ready.
You DO have a lesson plan right?
>>156963
There are so damn many ponies in this corridor it's hard to get in close
>>156966
You teleported the wrong way you idiot
Now get that mop off your head, janitor closets are off limits to students.
>>156968
"Oh yes. I have it all planned out. A quick yet biting intro, some warmups, then a quick sparring session and homework on animal tracks. How about you? Health education is an important class, I understand."
>>156969
>>156973
"WELL NOW, UM…"
WARNING
WARNING
CONTAINMENT BREACH
ROLLING TO CONTAIN SPAGHETTI
AND PONER
Rolled 4, 2 - 1 = 5
There are so damn many ponies in this corridor it's hard to get in close
>>156966
You teleported the wrong way you idiot
Now get that mop off your head, janitor closets are off limits to students.
>>156968
"Oh yes. I have it all planned out. A quick yet biting intro, some warmups, then a quick sparring session and homework on animal tracks. How about you? Health education is an important class, I understand."
>>156969
>>156973
"WELL NOW, UM…"
WARNING
WARNING
CONTAINMENT BREACH
ROLLING TO CONTAIN SPAGHETTI
AND PONER
Rolled 4, 2 - 1 = 5
>>156967
>>156992
She gets you a nice big bowl.
She even put a tiny little umbrella in your drink
>>156993
So close yet so far.
You teleport onto a rafter close to above him. The floor is too crowded to risk it.
>>156995
"PLEASENOIALREADYKINDAHAVESOMEONESHEISVERYNICEBUTHODDAMNLOOKATTHATPLOTONYOUOHGODSIMSORRYDIDIJUSTSAYTHATOUTLOUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>>156996
This disguise is genius
It's the best thing ever
Nobody will ever suspect it's you if you put a soup bowl over your head.
Though you make a note to use an empty bowl next time
>>156998
"Okaaaay? Well, best of luck on that. You should at least go read the course material real quick. Maybe you could learn about health and healing. Or were you just going to talk about growing up and how to deal with it?"
>>157001
You remember someone once told you at a sleepover about how to get boys all fired up.
But when you go for a quick move, you realize something on the prince is missing. Huh. What the-
>>157008
BUT THEN Pumpkin, the man with the plan, the pony who ain't no Kony, the horse with force and the equine with who is most fine struts in swaggering his stuff like a stone cold pimp, getting the sweating, jittery prince out of there like the boss-bro-a-rama-lama-ding-dong he is.
What a guy.
~swoon~
>>157014
Oh and the griffon helps too.
>>156992
She gets you a nice big bowl.
She even put a tiny little umbrella in your drink
>>156993
So close yet so far.
You teleport onto a rafter close to above him. The floor is too crowded to risk it.
>>156995
"PLEASENOIALREADYKINDAHAVESOMEONESHEISVERYNICEBUTHODDAMNLOOKATTHATPLOTONYOUOHGODSIMSORRYDIDIJUSTSAYTHATOUTLOUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>>156996
This disguise is genius
It's the best thing ever
Nobody will ever suspect it's you if you put a soup bowl over your head.
Though you make a note to use an empty bowl next time
>>156998
"Okaaaay? Well, best of luck on that. You should at least go read the course material real quick. Maybe you could learn about health and healing. Or were you just going to talk about growing up and how to deal with it?"
>>157001
You remember someone once told you at a sleepover about how to get boys all fired up.
But when you go for a quick move, you realize something on the prince is missing. Huh. What the-
>>157008
BUT THEN Pumpkin, the man with the plan, the pony who ain't no Kony, the horse with force and the equine with who is most fine struts in swaggering his stuff like a stone cold pimp, getting the sweating, jittery prince out of there like the boss-bro-a-rama-lama-ding-dong he is.
What a guy.
~swoon~
>>157014
Oh and the griffon helps too.
>>157032
Shoving broccoli in your nose does not look like a mustache.
>>157031
"J-just some nice gals who wanted to be friends"
>>157038
Boop.
You get the best seat.
Because it's the only seat.
The others who only arrive now groan because they have to stand.
>>157042
Did you hear about that guy who was so cool he reached absolute zero?
He was 0K.
So are you.
You could be a fucking ice elemental with all that cool.
Shoving broccoli in your nose does not look like a mustache.
>>157031
"J-just some nice gals who wanted to be friends"
>>157038
Boop.
You get the best seat.
Because it's the only seat.
The others who only arrive now groan because they have to stand.
>>157042
Did you hear about that guy who was so cool he reached absolute zero?
He was 0K.
So are you.
You could be a fucking ice elemental with all that cool.
>>157060
I snap my hoof in the air and pull out my tambourine. I play a little something for him, while doing a dance and hopefully get some attention back from the prince.
"Oh one by one, the leaves have fallen. One by one the petals faded. The ice is cold, and so am I. If only there was someone to hold me.."
Rolled 1 + 2 = 3
I snap my hoof in the air and pull out my tambourine. I play a little something for him, while doing a dance and hopefully get some attention back from the prince.
"Oh one by one, the leaves have fallen. One by one the petals faded. The ice is cold, and so am I. If only there was someone to hold me.."
Rolled 1 + 2 = 3
>>157065
You go to Alphabetical Order's class on Mundane Magic.
Looks like Anita is late. The lecture already started. Not that Alphabetical himself cares, because he just sent a mirror image to lecture for him.
>>157066
>>157035
Well at least you know enough about teenage and party parts to teach them to be responsible.
Lesson learned, next time, take your job seriously and don't spend all day play-fighting with old assassin rivals.
>>157069
NO TIME
MUST HURRY
>>157071
A legit excuse if there ever was one.
>>157076
"No no it's uh… fine. Yeah."
Rolling to put the poner away
>>157080
You get a group of greasy nerds drooling all over you.
"Gwarsh, you shur got purdy mooooves~"
>>157095
The prince gets dragged along.
The castle doctor is there to meet you
"Oh hello, what is the problem?"
Rolled 5 = 5
You go to Alphabetical Order's class on Mundane Magic.
Looks like Anita is late. The lecture already started. Not that Alphabetical himself cares, because he just sent a mirror image to lecture for him.
>>157066
>>157035
Well at least you know enough about teenage and party parts to teach them to be responsible.
Lesson learned, next time, take your job seriously and don't spend all day play-fighting with old assassin rivals.
>>157069
NO TIME
MUST HURRY
>>157071
A legit excuse if there ever was one.
>>157076
"No no it's uh… fine. Yeah."
Rolling to put the poner away
>>157080
You get a group of greasy nerds drooling all over you.
"Gwarsh, you shur got purdy mooooves~"
>>157095
The prince gets dragged along.
The castle doctor is there to meet you
"Oh hello, what is the problem?"
Rolled 5 = 5
>>157102
Just in time.
You catch almost all of the important parts.
>>157098
Kinda half-masting it
>>157103
What an informative class. Who knew you could make a cake with a single spell rather than several in a row or a complex telekinesis routine?
>>157104
"Wha-? Oh you crazy kids. Look just rest in the resting room here until you feel better."
He opens a small, dark room with a bed and a bedpan it in, and nothing else, save for a candle.
>>157105
What a sweet talker you are.
>>157107
A bunch of them are in the corridor
>>157109
Nerds are hard to escape from.
They can be quite the cling-ons indeed.
You lose track of your bitch queen. Oh well, at least that one unicorn guy complemented you.
>>157111
Frosty can't really say anything on the issue. Duke it out with Pumpkin.
You do get the edge here, since tone you used cut deeper than most blades could. It was honestly heart-wrenching. What a total douchelord he must feel like.
>>157113
"Oh hi Nylis"
Wait… since when did the pegasus duo start CARRYING Winterbreeze around?
>>157121
OH SHIT WHERE DID HE GO?
He knows where he went.
And he knows how he could exploit it.
>>157123
A big hat might cover your face but it's not much of a disguise if you dont mask your voice.
Just in time.
You catch almost all of the important parts.
>>157098
Kinda half-masting it
>>157103
What an informative class. Who knew you could make a cake with a single spell rather than several in a row or a complex telekinesis routine?
>>157104
"Wha-? Oh you crazy kids. Look just rest in the resting room here until you feel better."
He opens a small, dark room with a bed and a bedpan it in, and nothing else, save for a candle.
>>157105
What a sweet talker you are.
>>157107
A bunch of them are in the corridor
>>157109
Nerds are hard to escape from.
They can be quite the cling-ons indeed.
You lose track of your bitch queen. Oh well, at least that one unicorn guy complemented you.
>>157111
Frosty can't really say anything on the issue. Duke it out with Pumpkin.
You do get the edge here, since tone you used cut deeper than most blades could. It was honestly heart-wrenching. What a total douchelord he must feel like.
>>157113
"Oh hi Nylis"
Wait… since when did the pegasus duo start CARRYING Winterbreeze around?
>>157121
OH SHIT WHERE DID HE GO?
He knows where he went.
And he knows how he could exploit it.
>>157123
A big hat might cover your face but it's not much of a disguise if you dont mask your voice.
>>157136
The manes of ponies go frizzy because of static electricity, a weak type of lightning.
This could be used in… many ways.
>>157137
That is a very inappropriate way to be grabbing a mare.
What would Bearing Fruit think?
>>157144
"Hey"
"Yo"
"Oh yeah, we all signed up. Wanted to learn about strategy. We're thinking of enlisting in the guard later"
>>157146
Look
I know you read about this in one of those books
But this is the wrong way to wet a mare
And please don't try wetting yourself either
>>157150
"HI! My name is Gaylord Puckerstein, wanna hear about my level fifty darkguard in Ponies and Dungeons? He has DUAL ICE KATANAS!"
>>157155
The prince gives an awkward smile
"H-hi miss Venia!"
The manes of ponies go frizzy because of static electricity, a weak type of lightning.
This could be used in… many ways.
>>157137
That is a very inappropriate way to be grabbing a mare.
What would Bearing Fruit think?
>>157144
"Hey"
"Yo"
"Oh yeah, we all signed up. Wanted to learn about strategy. We're thinking of enlisting in the guard later"
>>157146
Look
I know you read about this in one of those books
But this is the wrong way to wet a mare
And please don't try wetting yourself either
>>157150
"HI! My name is Gaylord Puckerstein, wanna hear about my level fifty darkguard in Ponies and Dungeons? He has DUAL ICE KATANAS!"
>>157155
The prince gives an awkward smile
"H-hi miss Venia!"
>>157174
Ouch.
The prince winces, getting some flashbacks he rather would not have gotten.
>>157176
She is waiting for Raging Storm's class to begin
>>157180
Well at least nobody sees how you reacted to that sort of a hit.
But you have all new sympathy for the prince
>>157181
This stranger in a hat is right.
What a rude mare indeed.
>>157185
>>157182
He seems to be starting
"Wwwwwelcome."
>>157190
"J-just making new friends"
>>157186
Venia is not here yet
Ouch.
The prince winces, getting some flashbacks he rather would not have gotten.
>>157176
She is waiting for Raging Storm's class to begin
>>157180
Well at least nobody sees how you reacted to that sort of a hit.
But you have all new sympathy for the prince
>>157181
This stranger in a hat is right.
What a rude mare indeed.
>>157185
>>157182
He seems to be starting
"Wwwwwelcome."
>>157190
"J-just making new friends"
>>157186
Venia is not here yet
>>157203
>>157204
"Today we will be… learning the basics of… strategy and- I'm sorry… I… I'm having a rough time right now. Look, just… ugh. Ok. Strategy. Sun Zoo once wrote that if you know both yourself and your foe, then victory is certain-"
This might take a while
>>157211
"She went off to class I think"
>>157221
Please don't punch your friends. Waving to them is more acceptable.
>>157204
"Today we will be… learning the basics of… strategy and- I'm sorry… I… I'm having a rough time right now. Look, just… ugh. Ok. Strategy. Sun Zoo once wrote that if you know both yourself and your foe, then victory is certain-"
This might take a while
>>157211
"She went off to class I think"
>>157221
Please don't punch your friends. Waving to them is more acceptable.
>>157237
You just missed it.
As you get there he is finishing up
"…and that's why when a bunch of animals are in one place it's called a zoo. Dismissed."
>>157239
The doc
Frostmourn
Prima
>>157250
Whatever it was, I guess it worked
>>157252
Stop displaying yourself like that you whore
For fucks sakes I KNOW you want some stallions but NOT HERE
PLEASE
NOT
HERE
>>157258
Well there is the one you were suppsoed to use
You just missed it.
As you get there he is finishing up
"…and that's why when a bunch of animals are in one place it's called a zoo. Dismissed."
>>157239
The doc
Frostmourn
Prima
>>157250
Whatever it was, I guess it worked
>>157252
Stop displaying yourself like that you whore
For fucks sakes I KNOW you want some stallions but NOT HERE
PLEASE
NOT
HERE
>>157258
Well there is the one you were suppsoed to use
>>157275
You learned to appreciate the prince's past suffering after a run-in with Prima's kick.
>>157276
"Not in the least. But that is not a thing for you to worry about. Run along."
>>157282
He's trying to calm the fuck down
>>157285
You might want to rethink your strategies before they harm your social status
>>157288
"Please give me a moment miss Venia. I need a breather."
You learned to appreciate the prince's past suffering after a run-in with Prima's kick.
>>157276
"Not in the least. But that is not a thing for you to worry about. Run along."
>>157282
He's trying to calm the fuck down
>>157285
You might want to rethink your strategies before they harm your social status
>>157288
"Please give me a moment miss Venia. I need a breather."
>>157314
What a sneaky cunt you are.
Cheater.
>>157319
"Yes. I'll be… right with you miss Venia. Right with you…"
>>157320
Well gee looks like queen bitch is busy elsewhere.
Shouldn't you be in class?
>>157322
"Kinda. Just winded. I need to get to class soon."
>>157323
Right on time. You get there alongside Venia. Lets see what she wants to teach the eager minds of tomorrow.
What a sneaky cunt you are.
Cheater.
>>157319
"Yes. I'll be… right with you miss Venia. Right with you…"
>>157320
Well gee looks like queen bitch is busy elsewhere.
Shouldn't you be in class?
>>157322
"Kinda. Just winded. I need to get to class soon."
>>157323
Right on time. You get there alongside Venia. Lets see what she wants to teach the eager minds of tomorrow.
>>157327
>>157319
"Good day students. Today we are going to talk about a very special thing that unites ever race and gender: The fact that every single last one of us will die at some point."
Walk over to the blackboard and start writing
"There are several ways to prevent death. First of all, not being stupid is a very good idea. Thinking before you do something is a very good way to prevent death. Any questions about this?"
>>157319
"Good day students. Today we are going to talk about a very special thing that unites ever race and gender: The fact that every single last one of us will die at some point."
Walk over to the blackboard and start writing
"There are several ways to prevent death. First of all, not being stupid is a very good idea. Thinking before you do something is a very good way to prevent death. Any questions about this?"
>>157341
"Before you do something that might involve some risk it's always good to ask yourself what the best approach for it might be. My mother always told be how important a clear mind is before you head into a possibly dangerous situation. And I'm still here despite fighting in quite a lot of battles in my day."
>>157347
"Whatever are you talking about?"
"Before you do something that might involve some risk it's always good to ask yourself what the best approach for it might be. My mother always told be how important a clear mind is before you head into a possibly dangerous situation. And I'm still here despite fighting in quite a lot of battles in my day."
>>157347
"Whatever are you talking about?"
>>157377
I killed you countless time already, abomination. One more trip down your stomach is no big deal!
"Some crazy mare tried to jump at the prince! Going all on and on about beign cool and all that, dropping lines like 'you don't know who I am' and such. And it's only the first day!"
Is there a garden here? I wanna lay there.
I killed you countless time already, abomination. One more trip down your stomach is no big deal!
"Some crazy mare tried to jump at the prince! Going all on and on about beign cool and all that, dropping lines like 'you don't know who I am' and such. And it's only the first day!"
Is there a garden here? I wanna lay there.
>>157362
"Yes… I suppose that is true."
>>157372
"Oh that was just some poking fun between teachers!"
Turn back to the blackboard.
"Death can happen at any moment. One moment you're just walking around and having a great time, the next you could be a horribly mangled corpse! So you might as well be prepared for it! Always make sure you look prim and proper before you go out! If you want to be a really cool pony you can also leave a note under your pillow every day that says 'I am going to die today'. So if you do die, everyone will think you were a powerful wizard!"
"Yes… I suppose that is true."
>>157372
"Oh that was just some poking fun between teachers!"
Turn back to the blackboard.
"Death can happen at any moment. One moment you're just walking around and having a great time, the next you could be a horribly mangled corpse! So you might as well be prepared for it! Always make sure you look prim and proper before you go out! If you want to be a really cool pony you can also leave a note under your pillow every day that says 'I am going to die today'. So if you do die, everyone will think you were a powerful wizard!"
>>157396
"I've been called many things… but rarely funny. Thanks. Now, uh… do you mind if I lay down a little I feel a bit dizzy…"
>>157398
"Well the usual as you might guess. Class intros are bland as all hay, most ponies I've met are hardly worth mentioning ~after you~"
>>157402
All too easy.
You can probably grab stuff off her table too if you wanted.
"I've been called many things… but rarely funny. Thanks. Now, uh… do you mind if I lay down a little I feel a bit dizzy…"
>>157398
"Well the usual as you might guess. Class intros are bland as all hay, most ponies I've met are hardly worth mentioning ~after you~"
>>157402
All too easy.
You can probably grab stuff off her table too if you wanted.
>>157407
Oh man. As if she needed more convincing about your skills.
~swoon~
>>157408
"Oh, oh my, if you're not feeling well, please, by all means, take the bed. I can manage. C'mon now. In you go. There. Now if you feel like you're gonna pass out, warn me, ok?"
I don't think he got what you were going for.
>>157410
It must have been your internal clock reminding you about things.
Oh man. As if she needed more convincing about your skills.
~swoon~
>>157408
"Oh, oh my, if you're not feeling well, please, by all means, take the bed. I can manage. C'mon now. In you go. There. Now if you feel like you're gonna pass out, warn me, ok?"
I don't think he got what you were going for.
>>157410
It must have been your internal clock reminding you about things.
>>157422
"Betting is not really fitting for royalty. It is the passtime of commoners and fools."
>>157423
"You really are something else, you know that? And you know, when I was little, I always thought pegasi were really special. The way they could fly… shape clouds… so elegant and graceful… not like earth ponies, who are just blocky and stocky…"
She absentmindedly plays with your wing
>>157418
You could try chatting with the other ponies at the lesson.
Read: other players
"Betting is not really fitting for royalty. It is the passtime of commoners and fools."
>>157423
"You really are something else, you know that? And you know, when I was little, I always thought pegasi were really special. The way they could fly… shape clouds… so elegant and graceful… not like earth ponies, who are just blocky and stocky…"
She absentmindedly plays with your wing
>>157418
You could try chatting with the other ponies at the lesson.
Read: other players
>>157446
You quickly climb up from the floor and try to leap on the prince, only to slip and slam your head on the side of the bed. You groggily try to push up again, grabbing anything for support, and realize the prince is… missing something.
"Look, just lie down until your head clears, ok? Ok. Cool. See you in class later. Bye!"
Frosty helps you into bed, tucks you in and walks off to health class.
>>157450
Just in time to see Anita teleport out and rush off.
>>157452
That's not her face.
That's not appropriate conduct for a teacher either
>>157453
She does have a total dude-beak though.
You quickly climb up from the floor and try to leap on the prince, only to slip and slam your head on the side of the bed. You groggily try to push up again, grabbing anything for support, and realize the prince is… missing something.
"Look, just lie down until your head clears, ok? Ok. Cool. See you in class later. Bye!"
Frosty helps you into bed, tucks you in and walks off to health class.
>>157450
Just in time to see Anita teleport out and rush off.
>>157452
That's not her face.
That's not appropriate conduct for a teacher either
>>157453
She does have a total dude-beak though.
>>157456
"Pfffff…"
Get rid off all the drawings and turn to Frosty
"Prince Frostmourn, how nice to see you could make it in time. Health class has been wrapped up for this year. But nevermind that, that's not very important anyway. Next time we'll go over using magic in combat as well as conjuring weapons and possibly enchanting them as well."
"Pfffff…"
Get rid off all the drawings and turn to Frosty
"Prince Frostmourn, how nice to see you could make it in time. Health class has been wrapped up for this year. But nevermind that, that's not very important anyway. Next time we'll go over using magic in combat as well as conjuring weapons and possibly enchanting them as well."
>>157465
"Oh, uh, YES! Yes miss Venia. I'll uh, I'll be here."
>>157466
Frosty goes to find Sunrise
DC to beat him to her: my roll
>>157467
Well I'll give you that.
Your name can be Dude Dudebeak of Dudebeakia
>>157471
Like the ghost of a ninja.
She didn't even notice a breeze.
And you even left decoy notes
Rolled 4 = 4
"Oh, uh, YES! Yes miss Venia. I'll uh, I'll be here."
>>157466
Frosty goes to find Sunrise
DC to beat him to her: my roll
>>157467
Well I'll give you that.
Your name can be Dude Dudebeak of Dudebeakia
>>157471
Like the ghost of a ninja.
She didn't even notice a breeze.
And you even left decoy notes
Rolled 4 = 4
>>157525
One of then snorts
"Well, if you must know, we are developing a multi-player tabletop roleplaying game based on the award winning fiction series 'The Great Beyonders'. Of course that series is probably not known to plebians like you."
>>157536
"Of course. She is… hard to forget. Uh, if you don't mind me asking… where did you cut your face like that? You should get that healed before it gets infected."
One of then snorts
"Well, if you must know, we are developing a multi-player tabletop roleplaying game based on the award winning fiction series 'The Great Beyonders'. Of course that series is probably not known to plebians like you."
>>157536
"Of course. She is… hard to forget. Uh, if you don't mind me asking… where did you cut your face like that? You should get that healed before it gets infected."
>>157540
You have angered the prime nerd.
It's neckbear awakens in a roar of guttural fury.
Roll for initiative
>>157546
"FOOOOOLISH MARE! WE TRANSCEND YOUR PETTY CONCEPT OF SADNESS! BEHOLD, THE GAPING PIT OF SORROW - RHADEANTAESH!"
The obese pony with a bear for a neck summons up a vortex of swirling energy that feels like it rends at your very soul
>>157547
"She told me the truth. About my father. My heritage. My birthright and my destiny."
You have angered the prime nerd.
It's neckbear awakens in a roar of guttural fury.
Roll for initiative
>>157546
"FOOOOOLISH MARE! WE TRANSCEND YOUR PETTY CONCEPT OF SADNESS! BEHOLD, THE GAPING PIT OF SORROW - RHADEANTAESH!"
The obese pony with a bear for a neck summons up a vortex of swirling energy that feels like it rends at your very soul
>>157547
"She told me the truth. About my father. My heritage. My birthright and my destiny."
>>157554
I look at her sadly and droop my ears down a little
"Yes… There is nothing I regret more in my entire life than that my dear. But I intend to make up for it in any way I can."
>>157556
"Yes. You, Frostmourn, are the chosen pony to unite all of the northern kingdoms into one empire. Not a very common birthright, that one is. Now… what do you know about Equestria?"
I look at her sadly and droop my ears down a little
"Yes… There is nothing I regret more in my entire life than that my dear. But I intend to make up for it in any way I can."
>>157556
"Yes. You, Frostmourn, are the chosen pony to unite all of the northern kingdoms into one empire. Not a very common birthright, that one is. Now… what do you know about Equestria?"
>>157558
"WE EXIST BEYOND THE DESIRES OF MORTAL FLESH"
"Well uh, I… I don't?"
"SILENCE!"
>>157568
"YOUUUUU! SHALL NOT! FLEE!"
The way is shut
"NOW YOU SHALL APPEASE US IN THE RITUAL OF UNITY - SIIIIITTTT DOOOOOOWN!"
>>157566
This book is boring as hell. Two thirds in and you've barely learned how much grease you need to fit a hoof through a three inch hole.
>>157567
Sunrise looks very very confused
"I know it is a great empire in the south. Why?"
"WE EXIST BEYOND THE DESIRES OF MORTAL FLESH"
"Well uh, I… I don't?"
"SILENCE!"
>>157568
"YOUUUUU! SHALL NOT! FLEE!"
The way is shut
"NOW YOU SHALL APPEASE US IN THE RITUAL OF UNITY - SIIIIITTTT DOOOOOOWN!"
>>157566
This book is boring as hell. Two thirds in and you've barely learned how much grease you need to fit a hoof through a three inch hole.
>>157567
Sunrise looks very very confused
"I know it is a great empire in the south. Why?"
>>157576
"It is. Equestria is, according to Manifest Destiny, a ever so growing empire that spawned down south. It has expanded so far that it is starting to get closer to these lands as well."
>>157573
"And yes, that is true. But they didn't send those ponies over here just to try and take out a bear. Oh no, they were set on taking out… well… everypony that lives here really."
"It is. Equestria is, according to Manifest Destiny, a ever so growing empire that spawned down south. It has expanded so far that it is starting to get closer to these lands as well."
>>157573
"And yes, that is true. But they didn't send those ponies over here just to try and take out a bear. Oh no, they were set on taking out… well… everypony that lives here really."
>>157577
Well that was easy. You didn't even break anything on your way down.
"AN ETERNAL CURSE UPON YOU! A CUUUUURSE!"
You now have the Neckbear's Curse. It's probably a really strong debuff in their game.
But what do you care.
Fucking NERDS.
>>157579
They are here and there around the school.
>>157592
"LET THE RITUAL… COMMENCE!"
And then you sit down and play some Ponies and Prisons with them.
You know, for nerd shit, it's… yeah it's nerd shit. Why would anyone want to pretend to be a fictional character and fight fictional things? This is to lame.
Roll to not like it.
>>157587
"So you're saying… I should hurry the hand of fate a little?"
Well that was easy. You didn't even break anything on your way down.
"AN ETERNAL CURSE UPON YOU! A CUUUUURSE!"
You now have the Neckbear's Curse. It's probably a really strong debuff in their game.
But what do you care.
Fucking NERDS.
>>157579
They are here and there around the school.
>>157592
"LET THE RITUAL… COMMENCE!"
And then you sit down and play some Ponies and Prisons with them.
You know, for nerd shit, it's… yeah it's nerd shit. Why would anyone want to pretend to be a fictional character and fight fictional things? This is to lame.
Roll to not like it.
>>157587
"So you're saying… I should hurry the hand of fate a little?"
>>157594
"No. It's true that they haven't declared war or attacked us with armies but…"
I gesture around to the landscape around the castle
"These mountains would make an army very ineffective. So instead, they use very sneaky and deceptive ponies to try and poison us or just outright assassinate us. Medve… he got very unlucky, but still saved our lives. Let's not forget that."
>>157597
I sigh
"I'm not entirely sure. I don't think we should decide this on our own. These are dangerous times, my prince. And the longer we wait with taking precautions, the stronger they get. On the other hoof… you are still young and need to be taught many things before becoming a King."
"No. It's true that they haven't declared war or attacked us with armies but…"
I gesture around to the landscape around the castle
"These mountains would make an army very ineffective. So instead, they use very sneaky and deceptive ponies to try and poison us or just outright assassinate us. Medve… he got very unlucky, but still saved our lives. Let's not forget that."
>>157597
I sigh
"I'm not entirely sure. I don't think we should decide this on our own. These are dangerous times, my prince. And the longer we wait with taking precautions, the stronger they get. On the other hoof… you are still young and need to be taught many things before becoming a King."
>>157599
His name was Rocky Fields. He was born forty one years ago in a small town to the east, and moved to Wintersgrasp at age three. He spent his childhood helping his father run a small clothing shop, and after his mother died of pneumonia, he became the bread winner of his family. Sadly, his father took to drink, and died in a fight against some burglars. Devastated, Rocky Fields joined the guard in hopes of finding those who killed his father. But after ten years on duty and no results, he had been ready to give up. But then, he met her. She had eyes of deepest blue and a mane you could get lost in forever. Her name was Dewdrop, and she cared for him. Nursed his wounds, helped him forget drinking, and made him happy for the first time in his life.
Tomorrow morning, she will be dead. Beaten to a mess by her drunken husband. Who will have drowned himself in the ditch behind the house they built together. After setting it on fire.
>>157601
You squeeze under a low bench without touching it.
Nice.
>>157606
"I would rather not hurry things along too much. Not until I must… I do not wish to forcefully succeed my fathers…"
His name was Rocky Fields. He was born forty one years ago in a small town to the east, and moved to Wintersgrasp at age three. He spent his childhood helping his father run a small clothing shop, and after his mother died of pneumonia, he became the bread winner of his family. Sadly, his father took to drink, and died in a fight against some burglars. Devastated, Rocky Fields joined the guard in hopes of finding those who killed his father. But after ten years on duty and no results, he had been ready to give up. But then, he met her. She had eyes of deepest blue and a mane you could get lost in forever. Her name was Dewdrop, and she cared for him. Nursed his wounds, helped him forget drinking, and made him happy for the first time in his life.
Tomorrow morning, she will be dead. Beaten to a mess by her drunken husband. Who will have drowned himself in the ditch behind the house they built together. After setting it on fire.
>>157601
You squeeze under a low bench without touching it.
Nice.
>>157606
"I would rather not hurry things along too much. Not until I must… I do not wish to forcefully succeed my fathers…"
>>157607
"Yes. Prince Frostmourn is the rightful heir to both the Ironfoe throne and the Wintergrasp throne. Once he becomes king of both those kingdoms, he can start his effort to unite the rest of the northern kingdoms under his banner as well."
>>157610
"Now listen to me closely. The only ponies that know about this so far are Shadow Song, me, my mother, Manifest Destiny, Queen Snowflake and you guys. It's of utmost importance that nopony else learns about this, you understand? Well you can tell Anita and the rest of your group as well but that's it."
>>157613
>>157617
"Not yet children! Not yet!"
"Yes. Prince Frostmourn is the rightful heir to both the Ironfoe throne and the Wintergrasp throne. Once he becomes king of both those kingdoms, he can start his effort to unite the rest of the northern kingdoms under his banner as well."
>>157610
"Now listen to me closely. The only ponies that know about this so far are Shadow Song, me, my mother, Manifest Destiny, Queen Snowflake and you guys. It's of utmost importance that nopony else learns about this, you understand? Well you can tell Anita and the rest of your group as well but that's it."
>>157613
>>157617
"Not yet children! Not yet!"