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No.156566

Look at you child, so full of life
I fear for you in the coming strife
Bless thee child, so full of glee
If only you knew, then you, too, would flee

Magic Horse High continues
The party is on the roof
Venia is in the woods with Shadow Song

No.156571

What are we doing on the roof?

No.156573

"So, what were you doing spying on the prince?"
>>156571
just what I said now.

No.156574

>>156566
I sigh contentedly
"…Wait wasn't the introduction today?"

Rolled 10 = 10

No.156576

>>156566
Ready.

No.156577

>>156574
SEEMS LIKE IT IS WITH A ROLL LIKE THAT

No.156581

>>156573
Oh, okay

"Just helping him out. He knows if I'm around. Oh, yeah, you all signed up for classes yet?"

No.156582

>>153899
"Mmmm, distant as usual. How goes Castle Ironfoe? Last I heard from you there were… stirrings."

No.156584

>>156577
"OH SHIT! I FORGOT TO SIGN UP!"
teleport to the signup things!

Rolled 2 + 2 = 4

No.156590

"So what're we doin' now?"

No.156592

>>156581
"Ye got some dweeb to do it for us. You better hurry thou."

No.156594

>>156584
You teleport into the little colt's room and fail to notice you are trailing ye olde toilet paper all the way to the sign ups, causing minor amusement in your peers.
>>156582
"I have done my all to keep Canterlot's agents out of my home. Yet I fear I may have failed to root them all out. The king is still depressed too… Rumors of a long lost heir did rekindle his heart a little however."

No.156595

>>156590

"Oh yes, since we're all here… let's all promise to protect Frostmourne, alright? Never know what sorts of.. undesirables our new school might have. We've got to make sure the prince and Sunrise are kept safe."

No.156596

>>156594
"Wha ? what's everyone laughing at?"

Rolled 8 = 8

No.156597

>>156592
"Sure, but as long as I know I have your help in this."

>>156595

No.156598

>>156595
>>156597
"Do we even have to say it? I thought it was implied with beign his friend!"

No.156599

>>156594
"One can only imagine how many of those agents are already in castle Wintergrasp… I think I'll need to arrange some things soon to keep the prince out of harm. I just hope I'm strong enough to fight off these Lordblades if I were to confront them one day…"

No.156600

>>156595
"Hes not a little colt you know."

No.156601

>>156598
"I just needed to make it clear, so that if we have any plans we can count on each other. I'll be off, then!"

Now, where was I? Oh, yes, go find Silver Lining's class.

No.156602

>>156595
"Haven't we already been doing that anyways? What's gonna be different?"

No.156603

>>156600
"of course he isn't, but we need to help him with the more… dangerous ponies, right? Be careful, now."

No.156604

>>156600
"We're not protecting him from things like a stray bear or an old sandwich, we have to watch out for the.. You know, them!"

No.156605

>>156596
The general snickering dies down as Threadbare, the assistant councilor, gives the room a disapproving look.
"Please come on up and mark what courses you are taking."
>ALPHABETICAL ORDER: Elemental Magic, Everyday Magic
Anita

>RAGING STORM: Combat, Strategy, Warcraft, Physical Education

Pumpking Smile
Anita
Cornpone

>UNYIELDING ANVIL: Survival, Outdoorsponyship, Hunting, Weapons, Literature

Pumpkin Smile
Anita
Cornpone

>VENIA: Conjuration, Health Education

Anita
Valnia

>MANIFEST DESTINY: History, Religion

Anita
Cornpone

>SILVER LINING: Art, Music, Politics

Anita
Cornpone
Pumpkin
Valnia

No.156606

>>156602
"That we're going to be more organised with this! We'll make plans with each other, you know! We'll need to be working from behind the scenes now, at least I hope I can. Hmmm…."

I should be walking off to Silver Lining's class

No.156607

>>156605
Don't forget non-elemental magic and magical combat techniques!

No.156609

>>156605
Are there classes today? If not, go to the library and look for something about the Lordblades.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.156610

>>156605
>>156606
I go to wherever that is and mark myself down for Silver Lining's, Manifest Destiny, and Venia's classes.

No.156612

>>156605
"ooh these are all so good! uhm, uhm… I'll take.. Raging Storm's class, Unyielding Anvil's class, Miss Venia's… and Should I take Silver Lining's?"
think about that

Rolled 2 = 2

No.156615

>>156603
>>156604
"Fine."
>bear
I cry everytime.

No.156617

>>156605
>my name on all the lists
Aww yeah.
This totally isn't a bad idea at all!

No.156620

>>156617
Oh you huge nerd!
>>156615
"Do it for Medve. We can't let it happen again."

No.156621

>>156617
>phone in charge of entering things properly
>>156606
"Behind the scenes? Like… all shrouded in secrecy and stuff?"

Rolled 8 = 8

No.156623

Pssst, DM >>156599

No.156624

>>156620
"Yes I wil… And leaver her alone."

No.156627

>>156620
"Huh? Did something happen to Medve?"

Rolled 9 = 9

No.156628

>>156621
"Yeah. Some of us will help him out where everyone can see, but we need to work in secret, too. The school doesn't need to know just how much we can do."

No.156629

>>156627
He died years ago, kiled by an equestrian assassin.

No.156630

>>156609
Every class is having an intro session today.
You do grab a book about [Myths, Conspiracies and Unsolved Mysteries: by Honorary Chief Poops-With-Buffalo]
>>156610
Done.
>>156612
Arts are for fags, you'd rather smoke w33d and mess around behind the school you insatiable whore
>>156599
"You are not."

No.156632

>>156630
I'm not an insatiable whore!
"Mr. Threadbare, what's the schedule for these classes?"

Rolled 6 = 6

No.156635

>>156630
If the classes are having intro sessions, head over to Silver Lining's.

No.156636

>>156624
"Can't I even tease her now? She's totally cool in my books!"
>>156627
"Well.. Yeah, that happened! How the hell could you forget?"
>>156630
Can I attend them all or have to choose one? If so, head to Raging's class. Or Anvil's if that was the one for infiltration and such.

No.156638

>>156636
Giggle
"Fine but only a little."

No.156639

>>156629
Oh, right, time skip.
>>156630
Oh, intro sessions are today?
I guess I attend them.
Anything interesting?

Rolled 10 = 10

No.156640

>>156630
"Not alone at least… You know, maybe you could teach me some ways to deal with these culprits?"

No.156651

>>156632
Ms. Threadbare.
"They will be held in the order listed, starting in a hour after lunch."
>>156635
That's the last one today
>>156636
>>156639
The classes start in order:
Alphabetical's Mundane Magic and Elemental Studies
Raging Storm's Warfare 101
Unyielding Anvil's Basics of Nature
Venia's Introduction to Health and Growing Up
Manifest Destiny's Short Look Into History
and finally
Silver Lining's Arts and Crafts
>>156640
She shows the deep scar going from her throat to her inner back thigh
"What would you like to know?"

No.156653

>>156651
Go sit outside Storm's classroom, and read the book I found in the library while I wait for the class to start.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.156655

>>156651
I walk up to the board.
"Hello. Is this where we sign up for classes?"

No.156657

>>156651
find the time, is lunch right now?

and see what the kids were laughing at!

Rolled 8 = 8

No.156661

>>156651
I wince a little

"Ugh, you look worse than my mother does. And she's been fighting since she knew how to walk. It's safe to assume they use the element of surprise right? As well as deception and stealth… What's the best way to fight them in battle? From a distance I guess?"

No.156669

>>156651
Go to the arts and craft class.

No.156670

>>156651
"…Arts and Crafts? I hope that's a intentional way of selling himself short."

If class doesn't start soon, head over to the library and get a book on pony psychology, then join Pumpkin in waiting

Rolled 7 = 7

No.156679

>>156655
Since no one notices me, I just sign up for Magic, Conjuration and Health ed., History and Survival.

No.156682

>>156655
"Hi! Yes it is!"

Rolled 2 = 2

No.156684

>>156655
"Yes. Write your name down for the classes you will be attending."
>>156657
You got toilet paper on your hoof, leading back all the way to the boy's bathroom.
Also yes, it is lunch time.
>>156653
There are mentions of the Lordblades - supposedly a brotherhood of secretive assassins operating in the name of the gods.
>>156669
>>156670
You have a lot of free time between lunch and Venia's class - the first one you should be in.
>>156661
"Distance is not a concept for them. They are never alone. Even if he is twenty meters in front of you, a blade he commands can be in your back."

No.156685

>>156651
Will there be any time inbetween classes?

Rolled 5 = 5

No.156689

No.156690

>>156684
Where are they based? How do you become one?

Rolled 6 = 6

No.156691

>>156684
"Aw COME ON!"
kick it off! gross!

then grab a map and head for the cafeteria

Rolled 6 = 6

No.156692

>>156682
I nod after signing up for the classes.
"Hello, my name is Magna. I'm studying to become a cleric!"
>>156684
>
>>156679

No.156693

>>156684
First, go to the library if there's one to find a book on pony psychology to read.

No.156694

>>156692
"That's cool! hey it's lunch time, wanna head to the cafeteria with me?"

Rolled 7 = 7

No.156695

>>156684
"That's why I intend to make sure to involve some more ponies into this plan… Say, I know you dislike me and all, but do you think the two of us could have a friendly one on one fight?"

No.156696

>>156693
I nod excitedly.
"Yes! Everyone seems to know who I am but I haven't got a chance to talk to anyone since I got here."

No.156697

>>156693
Go with him.

No.156699

>>156690
They are regarded as a fairy tale by most everyone, but the author insists they are real.
Oddly, the next page has an entirely different style of writing.
>>156691
You remove the offending paper. Only some ponies made the connection, so your reputation is not even ruined.
>>156692
Done
>>156693
Roll to find a helpful one
>>156695
"Do you have some sort of death wish, or are you just implying I've grown too old to be seen as a real danger any more?"

No.156700

>>156699
Read it.

No.156701

>>156699
nice, now head to the cafeteria.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.156702

>>156699

was rolling for it here, but I'll roll again if you want
>>156670

Rolled 2 = 2

No.156704

I sign up for my classes with a smug look on my face and look around for my cliche in the cafeteria.
ooc: I guess I'll just take all except mundane magic.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.156705

>>156701
I just follow her a bit absent-mindedly.

No.156706

>>156699
"What? No! It's just that I assume your fighting style is close to the Lordblades'. And I'm not talking about a fight to the death either! Besides, I'm a pretty good fighter!"

No.156710

>>156700
["Lordblades are not real. Honest. Trust me. Moving on to Flutter Ponies…"]
>>156701
A somewhat blushy colt runs up to you
"Uh, you dropped this in the bathroom"
It's one of your books
>>156702
[How to be a dick and manipulate fools: by Happy the Merchant]
>>156705
You cant help but wander why she was lurking in the boy's room.
>>156706
"Ha, if I could bend in the ways needed to imitate a Lordblade I would have become a famous dancer, not a scout. But ok, if you insist."

No.156711

>>156699
I guess I head to the cafeteria as well.
Also, does Anita now know teleport because of the book?

No.156714

>>156710
"Oh yes, very nice…"

First roll to read, second to see if I'm hungry enough to head for lunch

Rolled 10, 7 = 17

No.156715

>>156711
Yeah sure why not.
Lets power creep this into TotG levels before anyone hits their twenties why don't we.

No.156716

>>156710
"um, how did your book end up in the boy's room? Nylis?"

No.156717

>>156710
"Oh! thank yoU!"
wait I'm in the bathroom? teleport out of there!

Rolled 5 + 2 = 7

No.156719

>>156710
"I'm sure it'll be close enough!"

Conjure heavy Lightning armor

Rolled 4 + 2 = 6

No.156721

>>156710
Look for clues left in the book by the original author. Or if nothing comes up, look for other books by the same author.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.156730

>>156717
"Oh hey Nyli- wait, where are you going?!"
I follow after her.

No.156734

>>156717
I thought we were walking in the hallway and a boy brought you a book.

No.156735

>>156730
"Nowhere! I-I mean the cafeteria! Right Magna?"
roll to keep my cool

Rolled 6 = 6

No.156736

>>156717
You aren't. He followed the paper.
>>156714
["The key to a successful lie is to lie so well even you believe the lie. Living a lie is preferable to living an inconvenient truth."]
What noble advice. All attempts to call your bullshit get a -1 penalty.
Also yes, you could eat.
>>156719
"A good start. Now, let's say I am a Lordblade. I see you conjure that ridiculous thing and"
Something yanks your tail
After you turn to look and see nothing, Shadow Song blinds you with some dirt and mud
>>156721
This was the last book he ever wrote in the old style.
However, he mentions lordblades several times, describing them as a tightly knit brotherhood that scouts out young talent and initiates them in secret.
>>156735
Chillingly cool

Rolled 2 = 2

No.156738

>>156735
"Hm? Yes, that's what we were supposed to do. I think I saw the sign a way back the hallway…"

Rolled 6 = 6

No.156744

MEANWHILE, ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SCHOOL

Frostmourn and Sunrise have climbed down and headed their separate ways.
Frostmourn is walking along, headed for lunch, WHEN SUDDENLY

No.156746

>>156736
"Very interesting… I just hope the prince and Wintergrasp don't have to live lies like I do. Oh gods, I'm hungry."

Take the book and head off to the cafeteria, then.

No.156747

>>156736
>followed the paper
"Awww jeez"
kick it off and continue to the cafeteria! damn!
>>156738
follow her if need be

Rolled 6 = 6

No.156749

>>156736
So I have teleportation now…
I try to teleport in front of Nylis!

Rolled 5 = 5

No.156753

>>156746
There is a long-ass line
>>156747
"HEY! DON'T YOU WANT THE BOOK-urgh?"
>>156749
FUCK
ARGH
Damn that was scary. It's like reality stopped existing under you.
Good thing this young lad softened the fall.

No.156754

>>156744
I bump into him while taking a corner.
"Hey, watch were y-oh!"
I immediately drop my scorning tone and replacing it with a pleasant, sweet one.
"Oh hi there! What's up? I haven't seen you yet which is a pity with how good you look~"

No.156755

>>156753
"Sweet name of all the- what was that?!"
I look at who I landed on.
"Oh, uh… sorry?"
I stand up and offer him a talon.

No.156756

>>156736
Ok this is getting me somewhere! Now I'll just have to find a real Lordblade! Or someone that knows them! Maybe I could ask Storm after the class!

Rolled 8 = 8

No.156757

>>156753
"Aw Anita!"
run over there and pull her off the poor colt
"I'm sorry about that. and thanks for getting me my book back."
take the book
"Lets go Anita"

Rolled 5 = 5

No.156758

>>156754
The prince corrects his posture
"Prince Frostmourn, son of Goldenblood, heir of Wintersgrasp. Delighted to meet you uh…?"
Spaghetti containment roll
>>156756
Go ahead.

Rolled 4 = 4

No.156761

>>156758
That's a lot of stuttering and swallowing there, Prince.
Also you kinda just admitted she is pretty.
>>156757
You leave the colt to walk it off and join the others in the long lunch line

No.156762

>>156753
"Hmmm… just this once."

Go up to the front.

"Excuse me, but one of the teachers asked me to get some food quick. You mind if I cut in front?"

BLUFF

Rolled 7 + 2 = 9

No.156763

>>156758
"Sir, I was sondering.. Do the lordblades really exist?"

No.156764

>>156761
how long is it? long enough to finish reading a few things?

read up on how to do the escape artist thing

Rolled 8 = 8

No.156765

>>156757
"Okay okay! I'm goin'!"

No.156767

>>156758
>>156761
I giggle.
"Nice to meet you. I'm Prima Donna… and that's cute, but you don't need to be afraid of me, I don't bite!"
I giggle and step closer to him.

No.156776

I'm here
where we at

No.156780

>>156776
standing in line to lunch with me and anita

Rolled 1 = 1

No.156781

>>156762
The cook waves you over
"Yeah sure, I know how that can be. C'mon I'll hoof you a bowl"
He hoofs you a bowl
Mmmm…. smells nice~
>>156763
"Lordblades? Sure I've heard stories but never fought one. Supposedly they are a thing from Equestria."
>>156764
[The most important aspect of escaping is not getting caught in a tight hole. So apply lots of grease before attempting to go deep.]
Oh look it's your turn to pick up food.
>>156767
"I-I'm not afraid! What ever have you that idea? Ha… ha?"
WARNING: SPAGHETTI LEVEL REACHING DANGEROUS LEVELS
ABORT
ABORT
Rolling for further containment
>>156776
Getting lunch before magic class

Rolled 10 + 1 = 11

No.156784

>>156781
"Like the ones that attacked us years ago? None of them works for this kingdom then?"

No.156785

>>156781
"Hullo, what's on the menu today?"

No.156789

>>156781
Look for the Prince.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.156791

>>156781
"Thank you kindly. Hehehe."

Seat myself somewhere in the cafeteria where I can see a lot of other ponies, and look for a few interesting ones. Useful ones, dangers to the prince, a mare I could have as my special somepony

Rolled 10 = 10

No.156793

>>156781
grab some delicious food and sit at a table, wait for the others if they're gonna sit with me

Rolled 5 = 5

No.156798

>>156793
I follow her after I get some food then.

No.156802

>>156781
Do they have meat?
Grabbin' some of that and sitting with Nylis.
"So… what classes did you sign up for?"

Rolled 6 = 6

No.156807

>>156784
"Lordblades? In Wintersgrasp? Heavens no. That was a common assassin. And we would never accept an order like that in our land."
>>156785
"Spicy Veggie Hot Salad"
>>156789
The plot stops you from doing that.
>>156781
CONTAINMENT SUCCESSFUL
The prince cracks a smile
"I'd never be scared of a nice thing like you"
>>156791
Look at all that plot.
I mean seriously.
Suave fucker like you? This might as well be a takeout meat stand.
Your heroic horse wiener could be anywhere you want it by the end of this day.
Also, that one totally looks like a troublemaker.

No.156811

>>156807
Oh well I guess im going to wait.

No.156812

>>156807
"Oh, I see. Thank you, sir."
Leave him and regroup with the others. Do I find them?

Rolled 2 = 2

No.156813

>>156802
"Well, I…uhh… I need to write this down."
I take out a notebook
"I took…Magic, Conjuration and Health ed., History and Survival."

No.156814

>>156804
>>156807

I smile at Prima and the prince. "Hey, so like, what do you like to do?"

No.156815

>>156802
"I signed up for Mr. Raging Storm's class, Mr. Unyielding Anvil's class, and Miss Venia's class. What did you sign up for?"

Rolled 2 = 2

No.156817

>>156807
I blush a bit and wave a hoof around.
"Oh, stop it you~… so are you really the Prince? That's so cool!"

No.156818

>>156736
I don't need no sight for conjuring!

Conjure a lightning warhammer!

Rolled 8 + 2 = 10

No.156821

>>156812
You take a wrong turn somewhere.
Whatever this place is, it smells sweaty.
>>156814
"I'm the prince. My duty is to my future kingdom."
>>156817
"Of course I am. You must be from somewhere else if you don't know of me. I assumed my… um… leg had quite a reputation."
>>156818
Shadow Song actually recoils a little from your spell
"…impressive…"

No.156823

>>156807
"Oooh.. so many pretty mares. But I.. [s]I only want to do it with my special somepony, like Frostmourn… maybe I'll wait until I know a nice mare."

Enjoy my meal and watch the troublemaker

Rolled 7 = 7

No.156825

>>156821
Ask someone for directions.

Rolled 1 + 2 = 3

No.156829

>>156821
Let's see how fast her reactiontime is

And whether this isn't another Illusion I'm seeing.

Try to hit her with it!

Rolled 1 = 1

No.156831

>>156821
I look at his leg prosthesis, then back at him.
"Oh, I haven't been looking at your leg, Prince~"

I giggle and wink at her.
Non sexually

No.156832

>>156813
"So where are you from Magna?"

Rolled 4 = 4

No.156834

>>156815
>>156813
"All of 'em! They all seemed interest."

Rolled 2 = 2

No.156835

>>156834
"Yea they did! I think I should've signed up for all of them too. Actually no I don't like arts and crafts"

Rolled 3 = 3

No.156837

>>156821
"That's really awesome, I thought royalty would just have private tutors, but you being with us is so cool. I just have to know more about you. Like, where does a prince like you hang out at? "

No.156838

>>156832
"Umm…Equestria"
>>156834
"We'll be seeing a lot of each other then!"
I smile at her.
"I kind of wanted to take art but I'm not sure if I had the time…"

No.156841

>>156837
I keep smiling, but lean closer to Kilana to whisper.
"The Prince is mine, understood? We can find another stallion for you when I have him!"

No.156842

>>156838
"What's it like? I only read that it's greener there… I forget which book said that though."

Rolled 1 = 1

No.156843

>>156835
"A performer like me must stay on her toes at all times! Be creative to wow the audience!"
I try to do a small magic trick to emphasize my point.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.156846

>>156841
I smile as well, and whisper back "Of course, we simply have to set you two up somehow, I was asking for your sake silly."

No.156847

>>156825
This is the girls dressing room.
Lets see how they react
>>156829
"As I said"
Three more previously unseen ponies jump on you, pinning you down
"A lordblade is never alone"
She then puts a knife to your eye
"And they have no concept of mercy"
>>156831
His head perks up a bit
"O-oh, um… oh. Oh. OH!"
Second dice: Spaghetti containment
>>156837
"My father is the headmaster and overseer of this fine institution. It is only fitting that I, too, study here."
>>156842
You can't help but feel some baseless hatred towards her for the assassin incident.

Rolled 10, 7 = 17

No.156848

>>156846
"Good, good. Keep up the good work."
I giggle.

No.156850

>>156843
t-try to be impressed at this.
"oh, cool."

Rolled 4 = 4

No.156853

>>156842
"I…well…really, it's close to the border…long winters…Could have been part of the kingdom…"
I gulp down a large portion of my food.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.156854

>>156847
I wasn't even there yo!

Rolled 2 = 2

No.156855

>>156838
"…Equestria? My parents sometimes trade there. They always say it's a lot warmer down there."

Rolled 1 = 1

No.156857

>>156847
Kick her off of me. Use telekinesis to rub her face into the snow if need be.

"I don't intend to fight alone either."

Rolled 2 = 2

No.156859

>>156847
Waiting for reactions.

No.156861

>>156853
>>156854
"Oh hey. You all mind if I sit here with you all?"

Rolled 7 = 7

No.156862

>>156850
"I- I can do better!"
Try again!

Rolled 5 = 5

No.156867

>>156847
I bite my lower lip and brush up next to him.
"What's wrong? A strong, virile stallion such as yourself shouldn't be ashamed of himself.~"

No.156871

>>156861
"Not at all! there's always room for friends!"
>>156862
roll to get impressed
"Oooh!"

Rolled 4 = 4

No.156872

>>156848
>>156847
I nod, and look concerned at the situation but let Prima work her magic for a moment.

No.156873

>>156861
"Umm…Hello!"
I look relieved at the change of subject.

No.156876

>>156871
"Thanks!"

>>156873
"Hmm… and who might you be?"
Rolling for spaghetti

Rolled 1 = 1

No.156882

>>156847
Not as single one of them minds you being there.
Not. A. Single. One.
Things are about to get steamy.
>>156853
Stop being such a gluttonous black hole, you just are a bowl of food in one bite
>>156855
WELL EQUESTRIA ISN'T THE ONLY THING THAT'S WARMER DOWN THERE
>>156857
She grabs your hoof and forces it into a painful position, then wipes your eyes so you can see again
"Know this. You cannot face them. You are still but a child. Even I with all my years of training nearly failed. And to make sure you remember…."
She actually cuts into your cheek, drawing blood
"Once they get your taste, they will never stop coming for you."
She bring the knife close to her mouth, but then drops it in the snow and allows her mirror images to vanish, freeing you.
>>156867
"L-look I'm… um… why are you even doing this? In a place like this? There are other ponies here!"
CONTAIN IT
>>156876
Verne pls
Pls.
She would probably ask if she wanted you to show that.
I know you think it's like the most impressive thing ever.
But c'mon, ponies are trying to eat.

Rolled 8 = 8

No.156883

>>156876
I'm waiting on DM for that.

No.156885

>>156871
>>156871
Rolling to not be depressed at her reaction.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.156886

>>156885
They might as well have come out with it and called you a talentless fuckup

No.156888

>>156882
Oh well, might aswell roll with it.
"Ladies.."
we can fade to black

No.156889

>>156882
>>156876
I try not to choke on my drink.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.156892

>>156882
"I was just trying to be friendly!"

I pout and look in his eyes with a puppy face.
"Don't you want to be my friend? Or are you saying that I'm ugly and you don't want to be seen around me?"

Let's see if I can Bluff some fake tears.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.156893

>>156888

Rolled 1, 5 = 6

No.156894

>>156885
"Aw no Anita they were good!"
cheer her up-
>>156882
"Verne come on!"

Rolled 6 = 6

No.156895

>>156893

Rolled 7 = 7

No.156897

>>156882
I frown as I get up, then let my armor and warhammer dissolve.

"I'm not a child… It's just that I'm better when fighting in group! One on one fights have never been my forte, mom always managed to beat me when sparring."

Pick up the knife and clean off the blood, then magic it over to her.

"Thank you for that. I'll need to reconsider some things…"

No.156899

>>156882
"How could you be so mean to Prima!" I glare slightly at him.
I look around to make sure no one can interfere.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.156900

>>156889
>>156894
"A-ah? Excuse me, an accident of positioning."

BLUFF

Rolled 6 + 2 = 8

No.156901

>>156894
"Um you know this meat-MALE!?"

No.156909

>>156900
"Yea, right ok. but come on Verne, ponies might've seen.. you"
>>156901
"We're friends. Me, Anita, Verne… the others should've been here though. where are they?"

Rolled 2 = 2

No.156919

>>156886
Oh…
I sigh.
>>156882
"Verne!"
Rolling to not be disgusted.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.156920

>>156909
"Well… how well that goes depends on how you handle what happens when they see it right? You can control a lot of things just by controlling how people see things, hehehehe… you haven't seen Frotsmourn, have you?"

No.156921

>>156919
"It can't have been that disgusting! or are you faking your reaction or something?"

BLUFF

Rolled 10 + 2 = 12

No.156922

>>156920
"No not after I ran back to sign up for my classes. wanna go look for him?"

Rolled 8 = 8

No.156925

>>156909
I clean a bit of drool from the side of my mouth.
"S-so- others?"

No.156926

>>156893
>>156895
You are inexperienced and it shows.
Less than half way through, you are thrown out for not understanding how to handle ladies.
>>156892
You should be an actress.
"No no no no! I didn't mean it like that I just… I um.. well. I'd never turn down a new friend!"
>>156899
THERE ARE LIKE FIFTY EIGHT PONIES IN THE SAME CORRIDOR
THIS IS NOT PRIVATE AT ALL
>>156919
Boys aren't your thing it seems.
At least not pony ones.
Maybe a nice duck…
>>156888
But as you sulk out from there, one of the ladies follows you and drags you off into a nearby closet for some 100/100 fun time.
You have gained a special somepony. Or at least a friend with benefits.
>>156921
LOOK AT IT!
IS IT NOT GLORIOUS!?
LOOOOOOOOOK

No.156929

>>156926
Don't forget
>>156897

No.156931

>>156921
>>156926
"Would you, uh, could you…put that away?"

No.156934

>>156926
Wtb description.
And her name.
Then, head back to the cafeteria.

No.156935

>>156926

Are girls my thing then?

Rolled 5 = 5

No.156938

>>156897
"And not just some. Many. He is already here. Biding his time. Spreading his influence. A time will come when he will strike. And if you are not ready, it will be the end of Wintersgrasp. Of Frostmourn. Of the united Northlands. And of the great north as a whole.
…Don't you have a class to teach?"

No.156939

>>156931
"Oh, of course."

Cease my antics. I don't think a nice and sweet special somepony would like me that way anyway…

>>156922
"Sure! Wonder what eh signed up for… I just hope he'll always have at least one of us around."

No.156941

>>156926
"ugh"
head out and look for the prince, otherwise head to Raging Storm's class

Rolled 10 = 10

No.156942

>>156926
"You'd never turn me down? You promise?"

I sniff and wipe away some tears with a smile.

No.156946

>>156934
Lets see what you get

Roll 1d10
>1 - Earth
>2 - Pegasus
>3 - Unicorn
>1-10: looks/10

Rolled 1 = 1


Rolled 10 = 10

No.156947

>>156941
I follow her.
"Uhhh, what did I have next? Damn!"

No.156948

>>156938
"… You know it really is creepy not knowing what you do and don't know."

I turn around and start walking away, towards Wintergrasp.

"We will speak again soon, hopefully. And thanks for… for being so understanding."

No.156952

>>156946
Best. Night. Ever.

No.156954

>>156941
Follow her, then.

No.156957

>>156926
>>156942
I can't help but grin at Prima's perfect plan, her acting could fool almost anyone.

No.156960

>>156939
But bitches love the dick
>>156941
OH LOOK THERE HE IS, MAKING SOME NEW FRIENDS IN THE CORRIDOR
>>156942
"Well I'm not one to say never but a friend is a friend, right?"
>>156946
Her name is Bearing Fruit, and she is probably the most gorgeous earth pony you have ever seen.
>>156948
"Knowledge and sympathy have kept me alive to this day. Wisdom and lack of empathy have ensured it remains that way."
You make it back to the school as lunch ends.
Just enough time to make sure your lesson plan is ready.
You DO have a lesson plan right?

No.156963

>>156960
>>156954
>>156941
"…Frostmourn?"

Stealth up and approach the Zebra and pony harassing him.

Rolled 5 = 5

No.156966

>>156960
teleport close enough and run the rest of the way over
"Hi prince! what classes do you have?"

Rolled 2 + 2 = 4

No.156967

>>156960
"So, you hungry?"
Let's go to grab a bite in the cafeteria.

No.156968

>>156960
Of course not, planning is for chumps.

Find Anvil if I can

"Hello there. You ready for this?"

No.156969

>>156960
I brush up next to him again, lowering my eyelids.
"Yes… but we can be more than friends if you want to~"

No.156970

>>156960
>>156966
I follow her but remain a bit behind.

No.156973

>>156960
I clap my hooves together. "Great! You should come sit with us at lunch then! After all its what all our friends do!"

No.156986

>>156963
There are so damn many ponies in this corridor it's hard to get in close
>>156966
You teleported the wrong way you idiot
Now get that mop off your head, janitor closets are off limits to students.
>>156968
"Oh yes. I have it all planned out. A quick yet biting intro, some warmups, then a quick sparring session and homework on animal tracks. How about you? Health education is an important class, I understand."
>>156969
>>156973
"WELL NOW, UM…"
WARNING
WARNING
CONTAINMENT BREACH
ROLLING TO CONTAIN SPAGHETTI
AND PONER

Rolled 4, 2 - 1 = 5

No.156990

>>156986
CRITICAL MASS ACHIEVED
Frostmourn pls
C'mon man
No
No
NO GET UP FROM THE DAMN FLOOR
IT'S JUST SOME GIRLS COME THE FUCK ON
I MEAN
GAH
NO
NO DON'T GET UP LIKE THAT
SHE MAY WANT IT BUT THERE ARE OTHERS HERE
YOU ARE HOPELESS
HOPE
LESS

No.156992

>>156986
you missed
>>156967

Also, heading for the cafeteria.
"Hey guys what's going on!"

No.156993

>>156986
"Aw gross! I need to find something that helps me direct my magic."
TELEPORT OVER THERE

Rolled 3 + 2 = 5

No.156995

>>156990
I giggle again.
"Can I take that as a yes? Want to go someplace private?~"

No.156996

>>156986
"Oh no, those two..!"

Disguise myself before I attempt anything!

Rolled 2 = 2

No.156997

>>156986
>>156990
I see the prince fall on the floor, but not knowing better I rush over and try to help him up.

Rolled 4 = 4

No.156998

>>156986
"Uh… I'll figure something out, I'm sure!"

No.157001

>>156990
I help the prince get up, and possibly get him standing closer to Prima. "So, is that a yes?"

Rolled 1 = 1

No.157008

>>156990
Bro-roll to save the prince!

Rolled 10 = 10

No.157014

>>156986
Save the prince!

Rolled 6 = 6

No.157017

>>157001
"Who are you and what were you doing to the prince?"
>>157014
"Don't worry, I got this."

No.157028

>>156967
>>156992
She gets you a nice big bowl.
She even put a tiny little umbrella in your drink
>>156993
So close yet so far.
You teleport onto a rafter close to above him. The floor is too crowded to risk it.
>>156995
"PLEASENOIALREADYKINDAHAVESOMEONESHEISVERYNICEBUTHODDAMNLOOKATTHATPLOTONYOUOHGODSIMSORRYDIDIJUSTSAYTHATOUTLOUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>>156996
This disguise is genius
It's the best thing ever
Nobody will ever suspect it's you if you put a soup bowl over your head.
Though you make a note to use an empty bowl next time
>>156998
"Okaaaay? Well, best of luck on that. You should at least go read the course material real quick. Maybe you could learn about health and healing. Or were you just going to talk about growing up and how to deal with it?"
>>157001
You remember someone once told you at a sleepover about how to get boys all fired up.
But when you go for a quick move, you realize something on the prince is missing. Huh. What the-
>>157008
BUT THEN Pumpkin, the man with the plan, the pony who ain't no Kony, the horse with force and the equine with who is most fine struts in swaggering his stuff like a stone cold pimp, getting the sweating, jittery prince out of there like the boss-bro-a-rama-lama-ding-dong he is.
What a guy.
~swoon~
>>157014
Oh and the griffon helps too.

No.157031

>>157028
Ask the prince
"Dude, what the hell was going on in there?"
Turn to Anita
"You know anything?"

No.157032

>>157028
"Oh, thank goodness…"

Redo the disguise anyway

Rolled 3 = 3

No.157034

>>157028
Well I guess I try to find someone I recognize since I didn't do anything.
"What's going on?"

Rolled 6 = 6

No.157035

>>157028
"I was mostly going to teach them how not to get hurt in the first place by using magic to fight. But I guess it wont hurt to look for some books."

Library time, wtb medical books

Rolled 4 = 4

No.157038

>>157028
"ooh ooh oh fuck it"
teleport to Raging Storm's classroom

Rolled 9 + 2 = 11

No.157039

>>157017
"I think the question is who are you?" I say acting all huffy. "Everyone who's anyone knows who I am already."

No.157041

>>157028
"Hey hey hey, Where are you going?!"

Damn it!
Follow them.

No.157042

>>157039
I look at this fool. Look and laugh. Rolling to see how much cooler than her I am.
"Yeah, sorry, I'm just the coolest thing on four hooves on this side of the world!"
>>157041
"You stop there, I've had enough with ponies taking it out on Frosty!"

Rolled 8 + 2 = 10

No.157043

>>157041
I follow as well then.

No.157052

>>157042
"I was just having a talk with him! If you have a problem, then come here and tell it to my face!"

No.157060

>>157052
"Yeah, maybe when he's not half dead."
Turn to Frosty
"What did they do to you, pon?"

No.157061

>>157032
Shoving broccoli in your nose does not look like a mustache.
>>157031
"J-just some nice gals who wanted to be friends"
>>157038
Boop.
You get the best seat.
Because it's the only seat.
The others who only arrive now groan because they have to stand.
>>157042
Did you hear about that guy who was so cool he reached absolute zero?
He was 0K.
So are you.
You could be a fucking ice elemental with all that cool.

No.157065

>>157061
I GOT TO MY CLASS
HOW ABOUT THAT

Rolled 9 = 9

No.157066

>>157061
pls >>157035

Rolled 1 = 1

No.157069

>>157061
if I have time then try to read up on the escape artist thing

Rolled 3 = 3

No.157071

>>157061
Forget this disguise then

>>157052
"Ooh, problem? No, not a problem at all, though you might want to be a tad… careful. The royal family is quite picky about who they let near the prince."

Bluff

Rolled 5 + 2 = 7

No.157072

>>157060
"I did nothing! I was just trying to make friends! Now buzz off and let me finish talking with him!"

No.157076

>>157061
"Those looked like pretty agressive friends if you ask me!"
Sit him somewhere
"How you feeling, wanna go to the doc?"
>>157072
"He was half dead on the floor! If you want to help come and let's take him to the infermery!"

No.157077

>>157076
Don't invite more trouble! This was exactly what I was afraid of. Get Frostmourn away!

No.157078

>>157076
I strut after them.
"Of course I want to help! You want me to help you too, isn't that right, Prince?"

No.157080

>>157060
I snap my hoof in the air and pull out my tambourine. I play a little something for him, while doing a dance and hopefully get some attention back from the prince.
"Oh one by one, the leaves have fallen. One by one the petals faded. The ice is cold, and so am I. If only there was someone to hold me.."

Rolled 1 + 2 = 3

No.157081

>>157077
"Working on that."

Raise the prince again and start walking towards the infermery.

No.157091

>>157081
"I'll see what I can do on this end…"

No.157095

>>157080
Look at her with a confused and shocked look on my face
"I seriously hope we never meet again, freaky tamburine lady."
With this, OFF TO THE INFERMERY!
>>157091
"Much appreciated!"

No.157096

>>157080
I snarl.
"Kilana, you stay here, understood? You stay here! Don't you ruin this for me!"

>>157095
I gallop after him!

No.157098

>>157065
You go to Alphabetical Order's class on Mundane Magic.
Looks like Anita is late. The lecture already started. Not that Alphabetical himself cares, because he just sent a mirror image to lecture for him.
>>157066
>>157035
Well at least you know enough about teenage and party parts to teach them to be responsible.
Lesson learned, next time, take your job seriously and don't spend all day play-fighting with old assassin rivals.
>>157069
NO TIME
MUST HURRY
>>157071
A legit excuse if there ever was one.
>>157076
"No no it's uh… fine. Yeah."
Rolling to put the poner away
>>157080
You get a group of greasy nerds drooling all over you.
"Gwarsh, you shur got purdy mooooves~"
>>157095
The prince gets dragged along.
The castle doctor is there to meet you
"Oh hello, what is the problem?"

Rolled 5 = 5

No.157102

>>157098
FFFF
TELEPORT OVER THERE

Rolled 7 = 7

No.157103

>>157098
I just sit down and sigh.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.157104

>>157098
"Frosty needs someplace to hide for a while. Too many crazy mares after his tail! Please let him stay here!"
>>157096
"Not one more step!"

No.157105

>>157098
>>157080

"Excuse me, Zebra? That was simply an amazing performance, truly a depiction of the art of music beyond our contemporaries. I would recommend you play that same way from now on, you must be known as one who makes such music, yes."

BLUFF

Rolled 4 + 2 = 6

No.157107

>>157098
"Bah, who needs lesson plans? Knowing how not to die is more important."

Try and find the one of the ponies from the prince's gang

No.157109

>>157096
I stop playing and reach my hoof out to her, but don't try to follow.
>>157098
"Ewww, get away from me nerds!" I try to get away from them ASAP can't be seen with them.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.157111

>>157104
"Hey, watch your tone! Who do you think you are? Look at you, giving me orders?"

Let him think who he is in Despair

>>157098
"You don't mind me staying here, do you, Prince Frostmourne?"

Rolled 5 + 2 = 7

No.157113

>>157098
THAT'S RIGHT

WAIT FOR RAGING STORM

Rolled 2 = 2

No.157115

>>157105
I blush a bit, "O-oh you think so?"

No.157121

>>157111
"I'm here to protect the prince! To protect my friends! To not allow ponies like you to run rampart through the lives of others!"
Stealth away and get behind her!

Rolled 9 + 2 = 11

No.157123

>>157115
"Certainly. I think your friend who you were with would appreciate it very much, too. Now, if you will excuse me…"

Follow Primma Donna and Disguise

Rolled 5 = 5

No.157131

>>157102
Just in time.
You catch almost all of the important parts.
>>157098
Kinda half-masting it
>>157103
What an informative class. Who knew you could make a cake with a single spell rather than several in a row or a complex telekinesis routine?
>>157104
"Wha-? Oh you crazy kids. Look just rest in the resting room here until you feel better."
He opens a small, dark room with a bed and a bedpan it in, and nothing else, save for a candle.
>>157105
What a sweet talker you are.
>>157107
A bunch of them are in the corridor
>>157109
Nerds are hard to escape from.
They can be quite the cling-ons indeed.
You lose track of your bitch queen. Oh well, at least that one unicorn guy complemented you.
>>157111
Frosty can't really say anything on the issue. Duke it out with Pumpkin.
You do get the edge here, since tone you used cut deeper than most blades could. It was honestly heart-wrenching. What a total douchelord he must feel like.
>>157113
"Oh hi Nylis"
Wait… since when did the pegasus duo start CARRYING Winterbreeze around?
>>157121
OH SHIT WHERE DID HE GO?
He knows where he went.
And he knows how he could exploit it.
>>157123
A big hat might cover your face but it's not much of a disguise if you dont mask your voice.

No.157135

>>157131
I look around.
"Hey? Where did you go? Come out, and let's just talk, nothing more!"

Bluff!

Rolled 5 = 5

No.157136

>>157131
Oh cool.
Anything useful?

Rolled 8 = 8

No.157137

>>157131
Tie her rear hooves together! (counts as backstab? Also, stealthed)

Rolled 3 = 3

No.157138

>>157131
I shuffle closer to Anita.
"Hello."

No.157143

>>157138
"Oh, hi Magna! Did you need anything?"

Rolled 9 = 9

No.157144

>>157131
"Hi- Winterbreeze!? woah that looks really comfy! You're in Mr. Raging Storm's class too? Hi Cloudhopper! Hi Stormcloak!"

Rolled 10 = 10

No.157146

>>157135
Put a nice Trap somewhere near her. Maybe a good wetting will shake this one up a bit.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.157149

>>157143
"no…this is just a bit different than I though I signed up for."

No.157150

>>157131
I look for someone cool to talk to with, someone had to know something about this group of strangers.

Rolled 1 = 1

No.157155

>>157131
Approach them!
"Hello children, how has your day been?"

No.157158

>>157155
"Hi miss Venia."

No.157160

>>157155
"Miss Venia! Help! Some crazy mare wants to jump the prince!"

No.157161

>>157149
"Yeah… I thought he'd be teaching more about Elemental magic, like… fire and stuff like that! But this is kinda lame!"

No.157165

>>157136
The manes of ponies go frizzy because of static electricity, a weak type of lightning.
This could be used in… many ways.
>>157137
That is a very inappropriate way to be grabbing a mare.
What would Bearing Fruit think?
>>157144
"Hey"
"Yo"
"Oh yeah, we all signed up. Wanted to learn about strategy. We're thinking of enlisting in the guard later"
>>157146
Look
I know you read about this in one of those books
But this is the wrong way to wet a mare
And please don't try wetting yourself either
>>157150
"HI! My name is Gaylord Puckerstein, wanna hear about my level fifty darkguard in Ponies and Dungeons? He has DUAL ICE KATANAS!"
>>157155
The prince gives an awkward smile
"H-hi miss Venia!"

No.157174

>>157165
I gasp as he grabs me.
"I'm a weirdo? You just touched me! ASSAULT! ASSAULT! I'M BEING MOLESTED!"

Try to kick him while he is behind me!

Rolled 10 = 10

No.157176

>>157161
"We should find the others. What's in the schedule next?"
>>157165
I leave the classroom and try to find Nylis.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.157180

>>157174
Stealth the hell away!
"Peace, truce, no intiendo!"

Rolled 7 + 2 = 9

No.157181

>>157174
"Oh, fuck"

"That's an exaggeration and fallacy! This pony here was merely trying to stop this mare from harming the prince! Must be one of those 'obsessive fans' I've heard about, best keep her away!"

Bluff

Rolled 8 + 2 = 10

No.157182

>>157165
Hmm… now I just gotta learn how to use lightning!
So… now that this class is over, is Raging Storm's class starting soon?
I go there if it is.
>>157176
"I think Raging Storm's class? I gotta be over there now though, so seeya!"

No.157185

>>157165
"That's cool. I signed up for this class for the same thing!"
is Raging Storm here yet? damn I want to learn something!

Rolled 5 = 5

No.157186

>>157165
Oh, fuck! Its the king of the nerds. gotta get out of here fast! But, tactfully so I can still cheat off some of the other nerds "Sorry, I don't know what that is, I have to be somewhere else right now. " I mumble "see you never nerd" as I walk to Venia's class.

No.157187

>>157181
"Thanks bro. I owe you one."

No.157190

>>157158
"Hello sweetie, you had any classes yet?"

>>157160
"What do you mean?"

>>157165
"Frostmourn what did you get yourself into this time?"

No.157193

>>157174
Ouch.
The prince winces, getting some flashbacks he rather would not have gotten.
>>157176
She is waiting for Raging Storm's class to begin
>>157180
Well at least nobody sees how you reacted to that sort of a hit.
But you have all new sympathy for the prince
>>157181
This stranger in a hat is right.
What a rude mare indeed.
>>157185
>>157182
He seems to be starting
"Wwwwwelcome."
>>157190
"J-just making new friends"
>>157186
Venia is not here yet

No.157199

>>157190
"Your class is my first one, what are we going to teach us?"

No.157200

>>157193
>>157190
As Pumpkin is kicked in the plums as of now I run into them.
"Please miss… um.. teacher, I was just talking to the Prince and she got a bit nervous and then the others instantly started to blame me and I… it was so bad.. I just…"

Try to fake some tears again.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.157203

>>157193
sit and learn like a good little pony student.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.157204

>>157193
Wait, what time it is?
"Crap! class!"
Fly over to Storm's class right now!

No.157205

>>157193
"Nylis! Hi! Do you have health ed next too?"

No.157209

>>157193
"Mmm, I see. Are you ready for class?"

No.157210

>>157200
You know it's a whole lot less convincing if they can SEE you poke yourself repeatedly in the eye with an onion

No.157211

Go up to the prince.
"It's me, Verne. You alright? Where's Sunrise?

No.157216

>>157205
"Hi Magna. With Miss Venia? Yup!"

Rolled 4 = 4

No.157218

>>157216
"Ms. Venia?"
I look around for her.

No.157219

>>157193
>>157203
>>157205
"Oh hey, you guys have this class too? Awesome!"
I stand beside Nylis and wait for the lesson to begin.

No.157221

>>157218
"She's in another class silly! I have her class next."
>>157219
"Hi anita!"

Rolled 1 = 1

No.157223

>>157222
"He's not feeling very well! He should stay here!"

No.157225

>>157221
"Oh! Of course…"

No.157226

>>157223
That was supposed to be another Bluff by the way.

No.157227

>>157203
>>157204
"Today we will be… learning the basics of… strategy and- I'm sorry… I… I'm having a rough time right now. Look, just… ugh. Ok. Strategy. Sun Zoo once wrote that if you know both yourself and your foe, then victory is certain-"
This might take a while
>>157211
"She went off to class I think"
>>157221
Please don't punch your friends. Waving to them is more acceptable.

No.157229

>>157223
>>157226
"Why are you poking your eye with that onion?"

No.157231

>>157205
>>157225
I walk up to these two since they are the only ones in the health room. "Hello there, you must be new. I'm Kilana, what's you name?"

No.157233

>>157229
"Uh… Why do you care, huh?"

No.157236

>>157219
"Oh, hey girls!"
Sit next to them.
Then, pay attention!

Rolled 4 = 4

No.157237

>>157227
"Right then. I'll join her and tell her about you."

Slip out of the room, pack up my hat and go join Raging Storm's class

Rolled 2 = 2

No.157238

>>157233
"I dont want weirdos messing with my friend Frosty."

No.157239

>>157199
"Magic mostly. How to use it in combat and whatnot. I'll teach some health education as well if there's time."

>>157200
>>157210
"Uhhh, right. Lovely."

Who is with me right now?

No.157240

>>157221
"Ow! What the heck is that for Nylis?!"
>>157227
"Huh… wonder what's up with him."

No.157242

>>157231
"Hullo. My name is Magna."

No.157245

>>157239
"Combat magic? I dont know if I should take that class."

No.157248

>>157227
"Sorry anita"

"Uhm.. Mr. Raging Storm class can be postponed for today. We can get some books to read a chapter from or something.."

Rolled 2 = 2

No.157250

>>157239
see
>>157223
A succesful bluff, don't ignore it.

No.157252

>>157242
"Hey, want to see something neat while we wait?" I do an impressive cartwheel.

Rolled 1 = 1

No.157254

>>157252
I quickly turn to >>157248
"Hey! Mind if I follow you?"

No.157258

>>157245
"And health education. That too! In fact I'll start with that!"

>>157250
"Too bad for him then. Follow me!"

Find a classroom!

No.157262

>>157254
>>157258
…or find the health ed class
I am confused

No.157267

>>157258
"Health education? Like what?"

No.157268

>>157258
"What do you teach miss? I'm not sure I'm in your class!"

No.157269

>>157267
"How not to die. I think that's a very important part of staying healthy."

No.157270

>>157237
You just missed it.
As you get there he is finishing up
"…and that's why when a bunch of animals are in one place it's called a zoo. Dismissed."
>>157239
The doc
Frostmourn
Prima
>>157250
Whatever it was, I guess it worked
>>157252
Stop displaying yourself like that you whore
For fucks sakes I KNOW you want some stallions but NOT HERE
PLEASE
NOT
HERE
>>157258
Well there is the one you were suppsoed to use

No.157274

>>157269
"That sound really important, lead the way."

No.157275

>>157270
I lost myself while dm'ing, where am I?

No.157276

>>157254
"Not at all Magna! But hold on"

approach Raging Storm
"Mister Raging Storm? are you ok?"

Rolled 2 = 2

No.157279

>>157270
Right then, go there.

"Everyone with me?"

No.157282

>>157279
>>157270
I stay in the infirmary.
"Have a nice day miss, but I'm not in your class!"

How's Frostmourne holding up?

No.157284

>>157279
"…I'm here! I'm here!"

Run back to join Venia

No.157285

>>157270
I go to the bathroom and cry, rolling to see how much pain I'm in.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.157288

>>157282
But Frostmourn is!

"Prince, are you coming too?"

No.157289

>>157279
"Here."

No.157292

>>157275
You learned to appreciate the prince's past suffering after a run-in with Prima's kick.
>>157276
"Not in the least. But that is not a thing for you to worry about. Run along."
>>157282
He's trying to calm the fuck down
>>157285
You might want to rethink your strategies before they harm your social status
>>157288
"Please give me a moment miss Venia. I need a breather."

No.157296

>>157292
>>157288
"I'll make sure he's fine and send him your class's way as soon as he gets better, promise!"

No.157300

>>157292
"Ill stay with you Frosty."
Inspire him with a good tune.

Rolled 4 + 2 = 6

No.157302

>>157292
"Not a chance. Trust me, you need this. We'll also need to talk about some… serious stuff after class."

Rolling to convince him

Rolled 1 = 1

No.157303

>>157292
"Uh… ok. See you tomorrow professor!"
head to Venis'a class

Rolled 10 = 10

No.157306

>>157292
Did I make my way to class? If not, do and listen!

Rolled 10 = 10

No.157310

>>157302
"Venia pls.
Pls."
>>157303
>>157306
You both beat Venia to class.
And read all her notes ahead of time.
You even find the tests she was going to use later.

No.157314

>>157310
study them and then teleport to a good seat before she gets there!

Rolled 6 + 2 = 8

No.157319

>>157310
Glare a little at him

"This isn't a trivial matter, prince. I expect you to show up soon."

Head to my class

No.157320

Right, I've just got to play it cool. I wipe off my tears, and fix my self up. Don't even need to roll because I am know I look hot, and feel great. I go to the cafeteria and look for my cliche.

No.157322

>>157300
You're not there I think. See >>157270


>>157319
>>157310
After Venia leaves I turn to the Prince.
"Sooo… sorry about all that? Are you feeling better?"

No.157323

>>157310
I join them!
Teleport there!

Rolled 6 = 6

No.157327

>>157314
What a sneaky cunt you are.
Cheater.
>>157319
"Yes. I'll be… right with you miss Venia. Right with you…"
>>157320
Well gee looks like queen bitch is busy elsewhere.
Shouldn't you be in class?
>>157322
"Kinda. Just winded. I need to get to class soon."
>>157323
Right on time. You get there alongside Venia. Lets see what she wants to teach the eager minds of tomorrow.

No.157331

>>157327
>>157319
"Good day students. Today we are going to talk about a very special thing that unites ever race and gender: The fact that every single last one of us will die at some point."

Walk over to the blackboard and start writing

"There are several ways to prevent death. First of all, not being stupid is a very good idea. Thinking before you do something is a very good way to prevent death. Any questions about this?"

No.157333

>>157310
Study them, and take a seat.
site cut me off

Rolled 2 = 2

No.157335

>>157331
>>157327
I go back to health class then.

No.157336

>>157327
Is the doctor still around?
"No, you look absolutely exhausted! Maybe you do need that rest the good Doctor told you? And maybe we could talk a bit? You know… get to know each other better?~

I point towards the resting room the doctor opened earlier.

No.157339

>>157336
"I'm getting a certain… vibe… off you. Where are you from, exactly?"

No.157341

>>157331
"How do I know if im doing something stupid?"

No.157342

>>157331
Running this class is in your hands now.
I'll just pilot Frostmourn

No.157343

>>157339
"Oh, I am from Ponmark! My dad is the high ambadassor from there you know!"
I pridely puff out my chest.

No.157345

>>157343
"High Ambassador Vainglorious? I think I met him once."

No.157347

>>157331
I raise a talon.
"So… are you going to teach us the ways of defense or are you going to keep abusing your position to act all condescending and insulting towards everyone you meet?"

No.157351

>>157345
I nod.
"That's him! We moved here because of his ambadassory stuff!"
I giggle.
"He told me the stallions are nice here, but I didn't believed him… until I met you~"

No.157354

>>157341
"Before you do something that might involve some risk it's always good to ask yourself what the best approach for it might be. My mother always told be how important a clear mind is before you head into a possibly dangerous situation. And I'm still here despite fighting in quite a lot of battles in my day."

>>157347
"Whatever are you talking about?"

No.157355

>>157351
"Look I need to tell you something before you start getting any ideas, I-"
Rolling to get it out of my mouth

Rolled 10 = 10

No.157356

>>157342
I'm not on that class. Go out and look for people I know. Or for one of my classes, if they are running.

Rolled 6 + 2 = 8

No.157362

>>157354
"Im not planning a fight so I guess im good for now."

No.157364

>>157356
You got a while before Silver Lining's art class.
But hey, so does Bearing Fruit.
>>157355
"I'm already seeing someone"

No.157369

>>157354
I sit down hoping no one notices I was missing.

No.157371

>>157364
Just what I was looking for.. Mill about with her.
you won't drag me in a feel situation with her, not now, not ever! AHAH!

Rolled 6 = 6

No.157372

>>157354
"Well… yesterday you kept trying to one up and deride Alphabetical Order, and now you're talking to us like we're a bunch of fledgelings."

No.157376

>>157364
I hold my head back surprisedly.
"Oh? Y-you do?…"

I bite my lips before smiling.
"Yet you did say I have a nice… how did you word it again…plot?"
I giggle.

No.157377

>>157371
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7EmL55jUk8#t=24s
"So, Pumpkin, how has your day been~?"

No.157382

>>157376
"Well I don't think a complement founded in truth is anything to hold back now is it? But I really should get going."

No.157384

>>157377
I killed you countless time already, abomination. One more trip down your stomach is no big deal!
"Some crazy mare tried to jump at the prince! Going all on and on about beign cool and all that, dropping lines like 'you don't know who I am' and such. And it's only the first day!"
Is there a garden here? I wanna lay there.

No.157387

>>157384
Well there is a yard, if you fancy laying in three meters of snow.

No.157388

>>157382
"No, please! Don't you want to stay and chat a bit more? That class is boring anyway!"

Bluff!

Rolled 6 = 6

No.157390

>>157387
Not my thing. An hall with a fireplace?

No.157392

>>157388
"Well I suppose… I mean, it's probably just about how to eat right and junk. Right?"

No.157394

>>157390
Well the rooftop is sunny at least.

No.157395

>>157362
"Yes… I suppose that is true."

>>157372
"Oh that was just some poking fun between teachers!"

Turn back to the blackboard.

"Death can happen at any moment. One moment you're just walking around and having a great time, the next you could be a horribly mangled corpse! So you might as well be prepared for it! Always make sure you look prim and proper before you go out! If you want to be a really cool pony you can also leave a note under your pillow every day that says 'I am going to die today'. So if you do die, everyone will think you were a powerful wizard!"

No.157396

>>157392
I giggle.
"Probably. Have I already told you that you're funny?"

No.157398

>>157394
I love rooftops.
"How was your day instead?"

No.157402

>>157395
I smack my face.
This is going to be painful…

Maybe I can mess with her a bit.
I try to stealthily poke her shoulder with magic!

Rolled 10 = 10

No.157404

>>157396
"I've been called many things… but rarely funny. Thanks. Now, uh… do you mind if I lay down a little I feel a bit dizzy…"
>>157398
"Well the usual as you might guess. Class intros are bland as all hay, most ponies I've met are hardly worth mentioning ~after you~"
>>157402
All too easy.
You can probably grab stuff off her table too if you wanted.

No.157405

>>157395
I look at her as if she's stupid. "Uh, how does thinking about death every night make you cool? Sounds like something a freak would do."

No.157406

>>157404
Oh man.
And nah, that's too malicious.
I smack her flank instead.

No.157407

>>157404
"Yeah, I am pretty awesome.."
Show her off some of my old flying stunts, if we are on the roof.

Rolled 9 + 2 = 11

No.157408

>>157404
"Oh, go ahead and lie down… and… maybe… maybe I could lie down next to you?"

No.157410

>>157402
I turn around

"Hello? What? Does someone have a question?"

>>157405
"Exactly, and that my dear, is why Necromancers are usually terrible ponies!"

>>157406
"Ah! Who did that!?"

Try to see where that came from!

Rolled 1 = 1

No.157413

>>157407
Oh man. As if she needed more convincing about your skills.
~swoon~
>>157408
"Oh, oh my, if you're not feeling well, please, by all means, take the bed. I can manage. C'mon now. In you go. There. Now if you feel like you're gonna pass out, warn me, ok?"
I don't think he got what you were going for.
>>157410
It must have been your internal clock reminding you about things.

No.157414

>>157413
Fly down and finish with a kiss.

Rolled 8 + 2 = 10

No.157415

>>157410
Ha!
Try to contain my laughter.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.157416

>>157413
I roll my eyes.
"No, I meant that bed is big enough for both of us to share."

No.157418

>>157410
"Terrible ponies? Can't be any worse than this class." I roll my eyes and look for someone to talk to while this fool is saying.

No.157419

>>157414
Aww, how romantic.
And daring. had you done any worse, you might have just broken all her teeth.
But no, it was perfect.
She kisses you back afterwards as you watch the sunshine
>>157415
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>157416
"Uh… no, I'm pretty sure that's a single pony bed…?"

No.157421

>>157413
I wipe my head a little confusedly and turn back to the blackboard.

"And now step three: Suicide may be fatal. Now I know suicide is real popular with the kids these days, but in some cases suicide has shown to be indeed quite fatal!"

No.157422

>>157419
"You know what, why don't we try and see? I bet I'm right and two ponies can fit on it! You won't refuse a bet, will you?"

No.157423

>>157419
Was there even a doubt? Just lol about with her until class.

No.157425

>>157422
"Betting is not really fitting for royalty. It is the passtime of commoners and fools."
>>157423
"You really are something else, you know that? And you know, when I was little, I always thought pegasi were really special. The way they could fly… shape clouds… so elegant and graceful… not like earth ponies, who are just blocky and stocky…"
She absentmindedly plays with your wing
>>157418
You could try chatting with the other ponies at the lesson.
Read: other players

No.157427

>>157425
"One day. Just you wait. I'll take you flying with me." Nuzzle her a bit.

No.157433

>>157425
"Is a Challenge more fitting for a noble such as you?"
I point at him and giggle.
"I hereby challenge you to test that bed with me whether it can or cannot hold two ponies!"

No.157436

>>157427
She keeps plucking at your wing
"mhmmm~"
>>157433
He rolls his eyes and lays down, then sits back up
"There."

No.157437

>>157421
…Wow.
She really is thick, isn't she?
I guess I try to stealthily write something lewd on the board.

Rolled 8 = 8

No.157438

>>157436
I climb up next to him.
How big is the bed?
How close do I have to be?

Rolled 2 = 2

No.157439

>>157437
Write? Nah, that's kiddy stuff. Might as well draw.
…that's a little too far on the realistic side though…

No.157440

>>157425
ooc: I can't talk to someone who is stealthed? I knew I should have been a mage, astral projection would be so useful right now.
Rolling to see Anita.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.157442

>>157438
It's a small-ass infirmary bed meant for one pony.
Fitting two side by side is more a magic trick than anything else.
And thus you fall off the bed, on your face.
"Told you. Now I really need to get to class."
>>157440
She is just chilling like a villain over yonder

No.157444

>>157437
>>157418
Ignore these two

"And that's it for health care class this year! Next class we'll start on the basics of conjuring weapons and the advantages and drawbacks of each weapon type as well as element!"

No.157445

>>157439
…Whoops.
>>157442
Aww yeah.
I try to stealthily give Venia a mustache now!

Rolled 5 = 5

No.157446

>>157442
"No, wait, let me try again!"
Side by side, pff!
Climb on the Prince!

Rolled 2 = 2

No.157447

>>157445
She figures out it was you all along.
BUSTED!

No.157450

>>157447
BALLS
TELEPORT OUT OF THERE BEFORE SHE NOTICES!

Rolled 8 = 8

No.157451

I snicker a bit at the drawings on the board and then watch as he draws on the teacher. How bold!

No.157452

>>157445
>>157447
Draw a mustache on her face instead!

Rolled 2 = 2

No.157453

>>157451
>he
Anita's a pretty female gryphon.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.157456

>>157446
You quickly climb up from the floor and try to leap on the prince, only to slip and slam your head on the side of the bed. You groggily try to push up again, grabbing anything for support, and realize the prince is… missing something.
"Look, just lie down until your head clears, ok? Ok. Cool. See you in class later. Bye!"
Frosty helps you into bed, tucks you in and walks off to health class.
>>157450
Just in time to see Anita teleport out and rush off.
>>157452
That's not her face.
That's not appropriate conduct for a teacher either
>>157453
She does have a total dude-beak though.

No.157460

>>157456
>She does have a total dude-beak though.
B- but I don't!

Rolled 2 = 2

No.157461

>>157453
s-sorry, I just didn't put an "s"

No.157464

>>157460
Yeah you do.
I mean holy shit look at that.
It's a fucking miracle you don't have a beard.

No.157465

>>157456
"Pfffff…"

Get rid off all the drawings and turn to Frosty

"Prince Frostmourn, how nice to see you could make it in time. Health class has been wrapped up for this year. But nevermind that, that's not very important anyway. Next time we'll go over using magic in combat as well as conjuring weapons and possibly enchanting them as well."

No.157466

>>157456
Damn it!
March out and find some poor soul that I can pick on!

Rolled 4 = 4

No.157467

>>157464
;_;
But my name's not Radiant!

Rolled 8 = 8

No.157468

>>157452
>>157456
Oh my, I make note to spread rumors about this later. What a horrible teacher.

No.157471

>>157468
I stealth away and steal her notes.

Rolled 9 + 2 = 11

No.157473

>>157465
"Oh, uh, YES! Yes miss Venia. I'll uh, I'll be here."
>>157466
Frosty goes to find Sunrise
DC to beat him to her: my roll
>>157467
Well I'll give you that.
Your name can be Dude Dudebeak of Dudebeakia
>>157471
Like the ghost of a ninja.
She didn't even notice a breeze.
And you even left decoy notes

Rolled 4 = 4

No.157475

"That'll be all children!"

>>157473
Follow him, I still need to talk to him about some stuff

No.157476

>>157473
Find!

Rolled 3 = 3

No.157479

>>157476
Just missed the window of opportunity.
Frosty is chatting with Sunrise, who looks kinda concerned, and gives him a quick hug.
>>157475
Venia also pops up

No.157482

>>157479
I just wait and look at them for a while.
Maybe the teacher will drag the Prince away and I can have a nice little chat with that cooze…

No.157483

>>157475
I go and find Prima, have to tell her what a horrible teacher Venia is, and find out what happened with her and prince, maybe I can help this time and she'll forget all about what happened before..

Rolled 3 = 3

No.157484

>>157479
Walk up to frosty
"Hey pon, you got better?"

No.157486

>>157479
"Hello you two!"

No.157488

>>157483
You might want to keep it on the down low about the teacher since she is RIGHT THERE
>>157484
"Hm, yes. Yes I did. I think Prima got a bit worse though. Bumped her head trying to climb into bed."
Sunrise gasps
"Not like that silly."
>>157486
"Hello miss Venia"
"Hello miss Venia"

No.157491

>>157488
Laugh at that.
Is Fruit still here? I want to introduce her to the prince.

No.157492

>>157488
"Let's go for a walk, there's some stuff that needs to be explained."

>>157491
"You should probably come too, seeing as how you are the prince's friend."

No.157494

>>157491
She's not too far off, you can get her over easily.
>>157492
"Oh? Oh well, ok? Sure. I guess I'll, um, catch you around Sunrise."

No.157495

>>157488
I go over to Prima. "Hey."

No.157497

>>157492
Look at her
"Something's wrong?"
>>157494
Duty calls. Will get to it later.

No.157499

>>157495
"Hi. What in Tartarus were you doing back then?"

I keep looking at the pair of the Prince and the mare with him.

No.157502

>>157494
"You too Sunrise."

Motion them to follow. Get to the middle of the courtyard and make sure no one is within hearing range

No.157505

>>157502
"Allright.." Follow and check for spies.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.157507

>>157499
"Oh, My gosh, I was just in the worst class." I lean in whisper. "She drew on a student's butt right in front of everyone! She''s an easy target"

No.157510

>>157507
I chuckle.
"That's good to know, I'll remember that… but we can't do anything to that lot now. And I'm pretty stressed right now… want to find some geeks to get a laugh out of them?"

No.157513

>>157494
did I miss Venia's class?
if so then find the party

Rolled 5 = 5

No.157516

>>157510
"Of course" I pat her on the back and look for some one those nerds that were all over me before.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.157520

>>157516
I walk next to her.

No.157523

>>157502
"Yes miss Venia"
"Okay?"
The two follow
>>157505
No spies around.
Just those two ladies
>>157513
Looks like Venia is leading some of them somewhere
>>157516
They are in an empty classroom playing some nerd boardgame

No.157524

>>157523
teleport closer to them
"Hey what's going on?"

Rolled 10 + 2 = 12

No.157525

>>157523
"Hey nerds! What are you up in your sad life?"

No.157527

>>157523
"What are you doing? Is that a doll set you're playing with?" I snicker.

No.157529

>>157525
Ignore her. I'll rub my social status, friends, abilities and 10/10 marefriend later.

No.157535

>>157529
We're not speaking to you

No.157536

>>157524
"Hello there Nylis, I missed you in class today! No matter, it was just boring non-compulsory class anyway. Next one will be much better and exciting!"

>>157523
Turn to the prince.

"Now, you remember Shadow Song, don't you?"

No.157537

>>157535
got it later, sorry

No.157538

>>157525
One of then snorts
"Well, if you must know, we are developing a multi-player tabletop roleplaying game based on the award winning fiction series 'The Great Beyonders'. Of course that series is probably not known to plebians like you."
>>157536
"Of course. She is… hard to forget. Uh, if you don't mind me asking… where did you cut your face like that? You should get that healed before it gets infected."

No.157539

>>157536
"I don't like where this is going.."

No.157540

>>157538
I come over and see if I can mess with them by move their pieces around.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.157541

>>157536
"Hi Miss Venia! yea sorry about that… I got lost and couldn't find your class.."
>>157538
"Hi Prince! How was your day?"

Rolled 10 = 10

No.157546

>>157538
"That's pretty sad. So very very sad. Your life sucks so much you must pretend to be something else?"

Drive them to Despair.

Rolled 1 + 2 = 3

No.157547

>>157538
Wave my hoof dismissively

"I will later. Now what did she tell you the last time you met?"

>>157539
"But it is important. More important than anything you've learned today."

No.157552

>>157547
"Learned, I bet." Yeah, not more important than my day.
"So, what'd that be?"

No.157554

>>157547
"Miss Venia do you remember the last Important thing you did what what I needed to talk out in your place?"

Rolled 10 = 10

No.157556

>>157540
You have angered the prime nerd.
It's neckbear awakens in a roar of guttural fury.
Roll for initiative
>>157546
"FOOOOOLISH MARE! WE TRANSCEND YOUR PETTY CONCEPT OF SADNESS! BEHOLD, THE GAPING PIT OF SORROW - RHADEANTAESH!"
The obese pony with a bear for a neck summons up a vortex of swirling energy that feels like it rends at your very soul
>>157547
"She told me the truth. About my father. My heritage. My birthright and my destiny."

No.157558

>>157556
Oh shit! Quick distract them with my body!
(rolling)

Rolled 4 = 4

No.157566

>>157556
skim a few things on my escape artist book

Rolled 3 = 3

No.157567

>>157554
I look at her sadly and droop my ears down a little

"Yes… There is nothing I regret more in my entire life than that my dear. But I intend to make up for it in any way I can."

>>157556
"Yes. You, Frostmourn, are the chosen pony to unite all of the northern kingdoms into one empire. Not a very common birthright, that one is. Now… what do you know about Equestria?"

No.157568

>>157556
What the actual FUCK?

You know what just leg it.
Let them have the zebra.

Rolled 4 = 4

No.157573

>>157567
"Those bastards! They killed Medve!"

No.157576

>>157558
"WE EXIST BEYOND THE DESIRES OF MORTAL FLESH"
"Well uh, I… I don't?"
"SILENCE!"
>>157568
"YOUUUUU! SHALL NOT! FLEE!"
The way is shut
"NOW YOU SHALL APPEASE US IN THE RITUAL OF UNITY - SIIIIITTTT DOOOOOOWN!"
>>157566
This book is boring as hell. Two thirds in and you've barely learned how much grease you need to fit a hoof through a three inch hole.
>>157567
Sunrise looks very very confused
"I know it is a great empire in the south. Why?"

No.157577

>>157576
Awww hell no.
Escape out of the window!

Rolled 9 = 9

No.157579

>>157576
use my magic, try and find all my friends besides the ones already here

Rolled 6 = 6

No.157587

>>157576
"It is. Equestria is, according to Manifest Destiny, a ever so growing empire that spawned down south. It has expanded so far that it is starting to get closer to these lands as well."

>>157573
"And yes, that is true. But they didn't send those ponies over here just to try and take out a bear. Oh no, they were set on taking out… well… everypony that lives here really."

No.157592

>>157576
"I surrender, you are truly the greatest… wizards was it? Sorry for moving your pieces.. Maybe you can show me how to play sometime? I think you're actually really smart and cute!" I smile convincingly.

Rolled 5 = 5

No.157594

>>157587
"Miss Venia are you sure about that? Have you seen their armies? Have you heard of any diplomats sending scrolls declaring war?"

Rolled 8 = 8

No.157597

>>157577
Well that was easy. You didn't even break anything on your way down.
"AN ETERNAL CURSE UPON YOU! A CUUUUURSE!"
You now have the Neckbear's Curse. It's probably a really strong debuff in their game.
But what do you care.
Fucking NERDS.
>>157579
They are here and there around the school.
>>157592
"LET THE RITUAL… COMMENCE!"
And then you sit down and play some Ponies and Prisons with them.
You know, for nerd shit, it's… yeah it's nerd shit. Why would anyone want to pretend to be a fictional character and fight fictional things? This is to lame.
Roll to not like it.
>>157587
"So you're saying… I should hurry the hand of fate a little?"

No.157599

>>157597
Tell the first pony I come across to go fuck him or herself and die in a ditch.

Rolled 4 + 2 = 6

No.157600

>>157597
Yeah, why would I like nerd stuff!

Rolled 8 = 8

No.157601

>>157597
well shit. alright lets see if I can put some of what I learned from the first few chapters into use

Rolled 9 = 9

No.157606

>>157594
"No. It's true that they haven't declared war or attacked us with armies but…"

I gesture around to the landscape around the castle

"These mountains would make an army very ineffective. So instead, they use very sneaky and deceptive ponies to try and poison us or just outright assassinate us. Medve… he got very unlucky, but still saved our lives. Let's not forget that."

>>157597
I sigh

"I'm not entirely sure. I don't think we should decide this on our own. These are dangerous times, my prince. And the longer we wait with taking precautions, the stronger they get. On the other hoof… you are still young and need to be taught many things before becoming a King."

No.157607

>>157597
"Wait a minute! Slow down! You mean actually.. Uniting the north?"

No.157610

>>157606
"Well if these mountains would make any army very ineffective then why are you saying all this to Prince Frostmourn? Shouldn't you be bringing it up with the King? Or- Or Mr. Raging Storm?"

Rolled 9 = 9

No.157613

>>157610
"Don't you see it, Nylis? It's his destiny! He must unite the kingdoms, and take the war to Equestria!"

No.157616

>>157599
His name was Rocky Fields. He was born forty one years ago in a small town to the east, and moved to Wintersgrasp at age three. He spent his childhood helping his father run a small clothing shop, and after his mother died of pneumonia, he became the bread winner of his family. Sadly, his father took to drink, and died in a fight against some burglars. Devastated, Rocky Fields joined the guard in hopes of finding those who killed his father. But after ten years on duty and no results, he had been ready to give up. But then, he met her. She had eyes of deepest blue and a mane you could get lost in forever. Her name was Dewdrop, and she cared for him. Nursed his wounds, helped him forget drinking, and made him happy for the first time in his life.
Tomorrow morning, she will be dead. Beaten to a mess by her drunken husband. Who will have drowned himself in the ditch behind the house they built together. After setting it on fire.
>>157601
You squeeze under a low bench without touching it.
Nice.
>>157606
"I would rather not hurry things along too much. Not until I must… I do not wish to forcefully succeed my fathers…"

No.157617

>>157613
"So you're saying we should go out and make war with the other kingdoms and destroy this Equestria right now? You're crazy!"

Rolled 3 = 3

No.157618

>>157600
You wouldn't.
Well, at least the bear did not curse you.
It vanishes back into the fat pony's neck after the game, and you are free to go.

No.157619

>>157607
"Yes. Prince Frostmourn is the rightful heir to both the Ironfoe throne and the Wintergrasp throne. Once he becomes king of both those kingdoms, he can start his effort to unite the rest of the northern kingdoms under his banner as well."

>>157610
"Now listen to me closely. The only ponies that know about this so far are Shadow Song, me, my mother, Manifest Destiny, Queen Snowflake and you guys. It's of utmost importance that nopony else learns about this, you understand? Well you can tell Anita and the rest of your group as well but that's it."

>>157613
>>157617
"Not yet children! Not yet!"

No.157620

No.157621

>>157617
"Not now! I say we should be ready for it! It's our future! We were not born to be cooks, or physicians, or singers! We were born to help Frosty accomplish his fate!"

No.157627

>>157618
I leave them to their game and go find Prima again.

No.157632

>>157619
>>157621
"Hm"

walk off and try another few tricks as an escape artist since my last one went so well

Rolled 6 = 6

No.157635

>>157632
"Wait, I haven't even told you the important bit yet!"

No.157637

>>157627
Instead of that I go find the prince and see what he's up too. We're still friends so it should be fine right?

No.157639

Actually, find a mare.
A mare who is possibly prettier than me.
I can't allow anypony to be prettier than me.
Then use Despair.
Tell her she's ugly and needs to end her life.
Possibly in a painful manner.

Rolled 5 + 2 = 7

No.157640

>>157632
"What? What's that supposed to mean?"

No.157641

Feel free to keep going.
I'll be going to bed now.

No.157644

>>157641
Just quickly answer to that, last post from me
>>157639

No.157645

>>157639
Rolling to see how pretty you are /10

Rolled 1 = 1

No.157647

>>157635
stop
"what is it?"

Rolled 3 = 3

No.157651

>>157645
she's the most popular girl in school she should be at least an 8

No.157654

>>157647
That's for next session. I need the prince and Sunrise to be here as well as some other people. Especially Verne

No.157656

>>157651
we all took 3 points in popularity, you are nowhere near beign the biggest thing.

No.157658

>>157645
You might need to kill every mare in the world to make yourself the prettiest.
A poisoned heart can twist even a naturally nice face into something undesirable.
Or then someone made a large mistake in documenting the bloodline of a certain stallion-faced paladin.

No.157659


>>157656
fuck man, we were the most popular before you showed up, and you're only popular because you know the prince. we have been the queens of the school for a long time, we must be pretty.

No.157661

>>157659
The school was first opened today

No.157662

>>157659
The school opened THIS VERY DAY! How can you have been queens for a long time?

No.157663

>>157659
Putting points into something is no guarantee of success. Venia has two popularity points as well and yet she's ridiculed

No.157664

>>157661
>>157662

fuck everything, I'm just going bed.


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