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No.254089

Manehatten. Where they say one man's junk is another's treasure. Sounds gay if you ask me.
But hey, it-

I thought I told you to GET OUT
I'm going I'm going, sheesh…

WHEN WE LAST LEFT OUR PINT SIZED PONIES
They had made a new friend in Plum Jam the bully and were on their way to the junkyard to get supplies to fix the shed into a clubhouse.

No.254102

"To the junkyard we all go,
we all go,
we all go!"
Keep bouncing towards the junkyard.
Who's pulling the cart?
Am I pulling the cart?
"Let's sing along!"

Roll #0 9 = 9

No.254103

>>254089
"I don't know, are you all sure we can just take stuff from the junkyard?"

No.254104

>>254089
Damn I hope I remember the name and class right

>>254103
"And isn't it dangerous?"

No.254108

>>254104
"Why would a junkyard be dangerous?"

No.254110

>>254108
"Because it's full of junk that could fall on our heads!"

No.254111

First thing's first. Dress up as a colt. Much more comfortable that way

>>254089
Run up to the others, pulling Bluntnose along
"H-Hey! What'd we miss?"

Roll #0 6 = 6

No.254112

>>254110
"Pff that's sillytalk! If junk falls you just move!"

No.254114

>>254110
"Maybe. We would have to be careful."

>>254111
"Why are you wearing that?"

No.254115

>>254111
"Y- Yeah! We had to go home… what'd we miss?"

No.254117

>>254114
"I like it! Makes me look n' feel tough. Why d'you care?"

No.254120

>>254117
"Why do you wanna feel though?"

No.254122

>>254120
"Who doesn't like to feel tough?"

"What's up, ponies?"

No.254123

>>254117
I scrunch my nose.
"It's colt clothing."

No.254126

>>254122
"We are getting stuff from the junkyard. It's junk, so it should be free to take, right?"

No.254127

>>254117
"Yeah! An' she looks good 'n it too! All cute and everything!"
>>254123
"An'? You got a problem with it?"

No.254129

>>254120
"Because I am tough!"

>>254127
"Yeah! Blunty knows what's up!"
I nudge him on the shoulder

No.254130

>>254126
Babs nods
"Junk is there because nopony wants it. So it should be free to take."

No.254134

>>254122
"I don't care. It's silly!"
>>254129
"But if you are though, why would you need colt clothes to look though?"

No.254135

>>254127
"Ooooh, do you have a cruuuush on her?"

>>254129
"No. It's just weird is all, but I don't really like clothing."

No.254137

>>254130
"Yo boss lady! What's up?"

>>254134
>>254135
"Don't worry about how I dress! AND HE DON'T LIKE ME OKAY?"

No.254138

>>254130
"What if there are guards?"

No.254140

>>254137
I giggle.

No.254145

>>254135
"Wha- 'Course not! We're bros! Not… fillyfriends."
I stick my tongue out and make a noise of disgust, then hold my hoof out to her for a brohoof.
>>254138
"Then we sneak past 'em!"

No.254146

>>254130
"Maybe we could go ask my brother for help. Mom says all he does is pick up trash from the bar!"

No.254153

>>254137
"Good to have you with us. We'll get to the junkyard soon."

She pulls out a little list
"I tried to make notes on what we need.
-Planks for the floor
-Chairs, beds, sofas or pillows
-Paint
-Tarps for the roof
-Ladders and rope
-Anything else cool"

No.254156

>>254145
"That's right, best bros!"

>>254146
"Your bro cleans up for other ponies? What a weenie!"

No.254157

>>254153
Nod to her and be off!
Lose myself in the scrapyard! Cool stuff!

Roll #0 1 = 1

No.254158

>>254153
"What counts as cool?"

No.254161

>>254145
Whoops! Also I return her brohoof

>>254153
"Sounds fun. Let's get movin' then."

No.254163

>>254156
"Hey, don't say that 'bout my brother! He's awesome!"

No.254169

You reach the junkyard. Ahead of you are mostly old appliances and broken cars. To the side is a small building. Probably the office of the junkyard owner.

>>254157
You run off blindly into the junkyard, knocking over stuff as you go.
After a while you realize the fallen junk has blocked the path you came from, leaving you stranded and alone.
You can hear movement.
>>254158
"I dunno. A telescope? Walkie talkies? A lava lamp? A fridge? You know, cool things!"

No.254170

>>254163
"Don't tell me what to do ya big butt!"
I huff and glare at him

No.254173

>>254169
Eh, who cares, there is always a way through.
"You gotta share.. you gotta…"
Follow the noise!

Roll #0 9 = 9

No.254174

>>254170
I puff myself up and roar!
'1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

No.254176

>>254170
"Yeah! You don' tell either of us what 'ta do!"
I give him a glare as well.
>>254169
I nod and begin searching! '1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

No.254177

>>254173
After climbing over some junk you see HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT?
It looks like junk robots! Or trash knights! …Garbage golems? Who cares! Ponies made of junk!
>>254174
You cough up a slimy hairball.

No.254178

>>254174
"Nice yawn, baby!"
I giggle

>>254176
I follow right behind and help

Roll #0 2 = 2

No.254180

>>254169
Fly up and look for 'cool' stuff.
'1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

No.254182

>>254177
"Heeeey!" Slide down towards them!
"What are you? What's your name? What's this place? When is it?"
Keep jumping around them in circles.

Roll #0 5 = 5

No.254186

>>254177
"Ack! So that's what happened to my jawbreaker!"

>>254178
"I c-can be scary when I want to!"

>>254182
Follow her down.

No.254197

>>254176
Looking around a bit, you find a helpful sign telling you that building materials should be in the area to the right.
>>254178
You then knock over said sign. It is now hard to tell what way the arrows on it were originally pointing.
>>254180
The sheer vastness of the junkyard makes your head spin. There is just SO MUCH STUFF here.
>>254182
>>254186
The three of them turn to you.
["What.manner.of.pony.are.you?"]
["It.seems.to.be.an.intruder. We.should.dissect.it."]
["Confirmed. Lets.grab.it."]
They even sound robotic!
…though they seem to be circling you now.

No.254198

>>254197
But they did not answer! Commune with one of their shadows!
"Hey! Who are you?"

Roll #0 9 = 9

No.254199

>>254197
I point the direction the materials were in.
""ey! Over there!"
I then promptly ignore that and go searching for cool things. '1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

No.254201

>>254197
"Dissect? I ain't no frog!"

No.254203

>>254201
heheheh
It's funny because Griffins are French

No.254204

>>254197
Pick the item that looks the most fun!
'1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

No.254207

>>254199
"Thanks Blunty. You're a real pal."
Follow and search with him!

Roll #0 6 = 6

No.254211

>>254198
Hi! I'm Tin Bits! I live on fifth street with my sisters and mom! I'm also a member of the Trash Pack!
The junk robots turn to look at this. One of them tosses his helmet off
"DAMNIT TIN! WHY DID YOU SAY THAT!"
["But.I.did.not!"]
>>254199
>>254207
You go search the pile of old TVs for one that works.
After dozens of tries, nothing.
>>254204
Shortly thereafter, drizzle pulls out one of the bottom ones, causing the whole pile to wobble!
GET AWAY!
Min3 to get away safely.
>>254201
["Irrelevant. We.need.data."]

No.254214

>>254211
"Gah! S-Sorry!"
Get away!
'1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

No.254215

>>254211
Giggle at the scene.
"You ponies are funny! Why do you wear that stuff?"
Approach Tin Bits and start playing around with him.

Roll #0 4 = 4

No.254216

>>254211
Knock on the head of one of the junkbots and try to get them to come out.
"Hey, come out! I wanna talk with you!"
'1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

No.254217

>>254211
"Wha- heeeey! Drizzle! What the hay was that 'or?!"
Run awaaayyy!
'1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

No.254219

>>254211
"So lame! None of these hunks a junk work!:
Building materials are around right? Search for some planks maybe

Roll #0 1 = 1

No.254221

>>254217
>>254219
"I didn't mean to!"

Help them get away!
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

No.254222

>>254214
You nimbly hop away from the collapsing TV pile.
>>254215
He takes his junk helmet off too
"Well the mood is kinda ruined now. Who are you guys anyway?"
>>254216
He gets angry and punches you in the beak
["DONT.MESS.WITH.ME.BIRD."]
>>254217
>>254219
>>254221
A rumbling crash later, you all end up mildly bruised.

No.254223

>>254222
"Sorry sorry sorry sorry! I told you junkyards were dangerous!"

No.254224

>>254222
"Ow…"
I rub my bruises and… search the pile again to find a working TV! Yeah! There's totally nothing wrong with that idea! '1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10

No.254225

>>254222
"Hihihihi!
We are the Cutie mark Crusaders! On a quest to find junk metal! You guys know the place?"

No.254226

>>254222
"Ow! What was that for ya jerk!"

>>254224
I… just watch that awesome bro do his thing

Roll #0 4 = 4

No.254227

>>254222
"OW! Hey!"

Talk to the other guy.

"We're the Cutie Mark Crusaders — Manehattan Branch. We're looking for junk."

No.254228

>>254226
"I…I didn't mean to!"

No.254229

>>254224
The crash unearthed a working TV! What luck!
>>254225
>>254227
"Yeah, we do. The Trash Pack runs this junkyard. It's our home base. So if you want our stuff, you gotta pay up."

No.254232

>>254229
Neat!
I shout out to the rest of the group.
"'ey guys! I found a working TV!"

No.254233

>>254229
"Is… is that what I think it is?"

No.254234

>>254229
"Pay up how?"

No.254237

>>254229
"Pay what? But that's boring grown up stuff!"

No.254238

>>254232
"Aw yeah! Sweet find Blunty!"
Time for a high hoof. RIGHT. NOW.

No.254240

>>254238
Aww
Yiss
I slap dat hoof.

No.254241

>>254238
>>254240
Rolling to hover behind them and not feel left out.
'1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10

No.254242

>>254240
So awesome~

Now head off for them building materials and look for planks and stuff. Drag Bluntnose along with me!

No.254243

>>254242

Roll #0 9 = 9

No.254244

>>254234
>>254237
"Bits. Or more junk. Got any good junk? We could trade.
Or if you got neither, you can give us an I.O.U. for a favour later on. Is your boss with you? We could take you to our leader."
>>254242
>>254243
Oh there they were.
Piles and piles of old planks, metal sheets, roof tiles, plywood… oh my

No.254246

>>254244
"Booooooring!~"
Jump away towards Babs.
"Follow, boring boringponies!"

No.254247

>>254241
In a way I helped them find it!
Of course they must appretiate it in some manner!

>>254244
"How much do we need? And how do we get it to the cart? Or back to the Clubhouse?"

No.254249

>>254244
Jackpot!

>>254247
"Why don't ya go look for a wagon or something instead of tryin' to kill us?"

No.254250

>>254244
"Woah… nice find Rosey!"
>>254247
"Uh… carry it?"

No.254252

>>254244
"Uh… We don't have a leader. It's more of a mob. But yeah, take us to your leader."
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

No.254253

>>254249
"I… but if I didn't do that we wouldn't have the working TV!"

>>254250
"All of it? That's a lot of work! There must be an easier way!"

No.254255

>>254253
I roll my eyes and get to searching for a wagon or something

Roll #0 10 = 10

No.254256

>>254246
>>254252
You bring the three to Babs
"So who are these?"
"We're with the Trash Pack. We hear you want our junk. Well, we can make a deal. Come on to our clubhouse."
>>254255
OH SWEET LOOK AT THAT!
It's like a big cart with a scooter on the front for easy pulling!

No.254258

>>254256
"That's great! I could try to pull the scooter!"

Flap my wings to show off!
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

No.254259

>>254256
"Oh sweet!"
I try to ride around on the scooter.
'1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

No.254260

>>254256
"So Bits… What's it like to be a robopony?"

No.254261

>>254256
Sweet! Load that wagon up

>>254259
…and run alongside him to make sure this oaf doesn't fall off the scooter or crash!

Roll #0 9 = 9

No.254265

>>254259
>>254261
A bit of friendship can go a long way.
You manage to get the wagon loaded with a ton of wood and a few metal sheets, then slowly scoot it back to the entrance
>>254260
"Well, we made these robo outfits out of junk so we could become one with the junk. It really is amazing what ponies throw away! Just wait till you see our base!"

No.254267

>>254265
"Uuuh! Are you gonna show me around?"

No.254268

>>254265
"We still need chairs I think. Or pillows. Or sofas."

No.254269

>>254265
"Look at that, like a pro! Maybe scooters are your talent huh Blunty?"

>>254268
"Get to lookin' then!"

Looking to see if I can see/hear Biby and Crackers from where we are '1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

No.254270

>>254265
"Wait, the TV!"
I go back and grab the TV, then drag it over to the cart.
>>254268
"Oh yeah…"
I go lookin'! '1d10'
>>254269
"Y- Ya think so?!"
I beam with happiness.

Roll #1 9 = 9

No.254271

>>254269
"Right away!"

Fly up and look for stuff we need!
'1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10

No.254276

>>254270
>>254271
A quick look around reveals a few sheds used for storing old furniture. A couple of junk ponies are snoozing here.
>>254267
The trash packers take you to a big tower of junk at the heart of the junkyard and knock on a secret door, opening the trunk of a old car
"Right this way."

No.254278

>>254276
I fly down and touch ground.
"I found some but there are ponies there!"

No.254280

>>254276
"Like, inside the car?"
Look at him.
"You sure?"

No.254281

>>254276
>>254278
"Yeah! Maybe we can just ask 'em."

No.254282

>>254276
Follow them inside.

>>254280
"What, you a wuss or something?"

No.254283

>>254281
"What if they are mean or something?"

No.254284

>>254278
"There are other ponies around? Tha' heck for?"

>>254281
"Wait Blunty… let's mess with 'em…"

No.254285

>>254283
"No it's just… Strange!"
>>254276
Commune with the shadow of the car.
"Is there a secret passage here?"
'1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

No.254287

>>254285
I think I'm not near you

>>254284
"I don't know! Maybe they are the guards of this place or something!"

No.254288

>>254284
"That's a brilliant idea! Yeah! Let's mess with 'em good! You always have the best ideas Rosie!"
I give her another hoofbump.
"Though… what are we dressin' up as?"

No.254289

>>254287
I clicked the wrong post. Meant to reply to Crackers'

No.254290

>>254288
"Maybe some police ponies… or their own mamas! That'll get 'em good huh?"
I hoofbump back and giggle

No.254291

>>254290
>>254288
"Uh… I'll just stay back here then…"

No.254292

>>254287
"Who'd guard a junkyard?"

>>254291
"You could always burst in and scream to spook 'em or somethin'"

No.254293

>>254280
>>254282
The car is just a hollow front! Under the trunk is a staircase leading down into a big room built out of all kinds of leftover materials. Old lamps light it up and there are at least thirty ponies down here!
>>254285
You realize cars don't talk. And feel like a very stupid pony.

No.254294

>>254290
"Why'd the police come out here though? Though their mamas might be interestin'… yeah! Let's totally get 'em like that!"
I begin searching for things to wear. '1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10

No.254295

>>254292
"You think I could? Or… Make a small thunder with a cloud?"

No.254296

>>254294
I pull out my makeup kit and try to dress up like something their mother would look like

Roll #0 1 = 1

No.254297

>>254293
Roll not to be completely surprised.
'1d10'
"Whoooooa! And that's your place? Tell me the story! How did you build it? When? Why? Ooooooh!
So! Many! Questions!"
Start looking around for COOL STUFF!
'r2 1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8 / Roll #2 2 = 2

No.254300

>>254293
Go on down.

No.254303

>>254296
You dress up as a whore.
Though you probably don't even realize it since you don't know what a whore is.
>>254294
You find a discarded junk suit. Must have been left here by one of the gang members.
>>254297
The gang members stop you from touching anything
["No.touching."]
"This place was built over the past several years by our boss, Stinky Sticks. His dad owns the junkyard, and he always used to play here. So he built a clubhouse too. And later formed the Trash Pack by letting anyone who joined play here too."

No.254304

>>254303
Can I find any clouds around?
Would I be able to make thunder from them to startle the snoozing ponies?
'1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10

No.254305

>>254303
"There. I look like one of their mamas, right blunty?"
I do a twirl

No.254307

>>254303
Alright that's enough info. What's Babs up to?

No.254308

>>254304
Yep. There's a good one right up there.

No.254310

>>254303
Neat!
I put it on and…
>>254305
"…You look… funny, Rosie."
'1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10

No.254311

>>254310
"I-I do? I thought it was neat…"
Disguise and try to look like what Bluntnose is dressed as

Roll #0 8 = 8

No.254312

>>254305
>>254310
>>254308
"Guys, guys! I can prank too! Look!"

Fly up, and startle the ponies with making it thunder!

No.254314

>>254312
The two junk ponies wake up in a startled jump!
["What.the.heck.was.that!?"]

No.254315

>>254314
Okay, that was sort of funny.
Supress a giggle.
'1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

No.254316

>>254307
Babs is being shown to Stinky Stick.
At first glance he looks dirty, but that's actually just they way his coat looks. He's not very big but he is clearly older than most here.

No.254317

>>254312
"Wait-"
>>254314
"Shoot! We gotta act now Rosie!"

"Uh, uh…. [It.Is.Time.To.Evacuate!]"

No.254318

>>254316
"Hi! You are good at building things, right?"

No.254319

>>254317
Guess I still look like a whore then.
Try to hide somewhere so they don't see me

Roll #0 7 = 7

No.254323

>>254317
The two scramble up
["Roger.That!"]
They then dash off deeper into the junkyard
>>254319
Nobody saw you, you sneaky slut.
>>254318
He looks down from his trash throne
"You could say that. But I'm also good at trashing things."

No.254326

>>254323
"Alright! The stuff is ours for the taking!"
I begin loading up the wagon with the stuff inside.

No.254327

>>254323
"So wait, you are a bully!"

No.254328

>>254323
>>254326
"Nice thinking!"

Help packing.

No.254329

>>254326
I come out of hiding and help him load.
"Sorry Blunty. Your disguise was so much better and cooler than mine…"
I sigh

No.254330

>>254327
"Bully? Nah. I don't care about messing with ponies. I do like breaking stuff though."

No.254334

>>254330
"Why?"
Start jumping around his throne.

No.254336

>>254330
"Hey, so do I!"

No.254337

>>254329
"Y- Your costume looks… really really pretty! I really like looking at you…"

No.254339

>>254337
>>254329
"Ugh… you really have a crush on her!"

No.254340

>>254336
"Well now. I like you already. Thinking of joining the crew?"
>>254334
"Because I like junk. I like taking that which doesn't work and making it work as something else!"

No.254341

>>254337
"Thanks Blunty! Yours is pretty cool too!"
I nudge him again

>>254339
"Nuh huh! He just likes the way I did my getup is all!"
I furrow my brow at him

No.254344

>>254341
"It's okay, I don't think girls are icky!"

No.254351

>>254340
"Hey, looks cool."
Turn to Babs.
"You done?"

No.254352

>>254339
"I doooon't!"
I stomp my hoof.
>>254341
"Yeah!"

No.254354

>>254351
She seems to be in deep thought
"I'm not sure if I should take his deal…"

No.254355

>>254354
"What's it?"

No.254357

>>254340
"I'm already pledged to the Crusaders. But maybe we can work something out. A joint 'break stuff' operation!

"Hey maybe you ponies could get demolition pony buttmarks!"

No.254358

>>254352
"Hehe. I'll keep this costume around just because you like it buddy!"

Are we near the others?

No.254360

>>254352
"Whatever you say!"

No.254364

>>254355
"Either we get them some stuff to break and add to their fort, or we owe them one and they will call on us later to pay up the debt."
>>254357
Stinky Stick shifts to show his mark
"Already beat you to it."
>>254358
You can get to the Trash Pack base at will

No.254367

>>254364
"Yeah but…"
Keep jumping around.
"What are they giving us?"

No.254368

>>254364
"Where to next Rosie?"

No.254370

>>254367
"As much as we are willing to give back…"

No.254374

>>254368
"I'm here too you know… and we still need paint!"

No.254375

>>254364
Let's go there then

>>254368
>>254360
"Come on Blunty, we're gonna find the others. You too Drizzle!"
Drag Blunty along

No.254378

>>254375
"Going!"

I hover next to them.
"So uh… was my prank good? Is that how you do it?"

No.254379

>>254370
"Hey doing stuff together looks fun!"
Turn to the king of the junkyard.
"What'ya like us to do if we owe you one? Like, play together sometime or something?"

No.254383

>>254375
"A'ight a'ight I'm comin'!"
I follow along with her.
>>254378
"Eh… could use some work."

No.254386

>>254378
I shrug
"It was okay. A little funny I guess"

No.254391

>>254386
>>254383
"How do I get better at it? You two seem to be knowing a lot about it!"

No.254394

>>254379
He grins
"I may need a bit of extra help with a big trashing job I have planned. Thought you might make good assistants."

No.254397

>>254394
"Looks good to me!"
Commune on his shadow.
"Mr shadow, is he telling a lie?"

Roll #0 6 = 6

No.254398

>>254391
"We're born bein' great at it! Me and Blunty were made to pull great pranks together!"
I adjust my hair and keep walking

No.254399

>>254391
>>254398
"Yeah!"
I continue walking along side her.

No.254403

>>254398
>>254399
"Maybe that could be your cutie marks?"

No.254405

>>254403
"Cutiemarks in prankin'?
…That sounds awesome!"

No.254408

>>254405
>>254403
"So what, cutie marks of each other? I'm gonna have Blunty on my butt for the rest of my life?"

No.254411

>>254397
Nope.
Stinky looks uneasy
"How'dya do that?"

No.254413

>>254405
>>254408
"That would be lovers, not pranksters!"

No.254417

>>254411
"I dunno, I just do it. I guess it's because I really want to know the truth!"

No.254420

>>254413
"Ewwww! That ain't cool!"

No.254421

>>254420
"Then get it in pranking! Maybe it can be uh… sneeze powder!"

No.254426

>>254413
"Well we love prankin'. Does that count?"

No.254430

>>254426
"I guess… I'm not an expert on cutie marks! If I were, I'd have one already…"

No.254459

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