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Manehatten. A city of many things.
Rich folks. Poor folks. Lawful and lawless. Good and bad.
Manehatten is said to be a lot of things.
But I know what it really is. Deep down in that soot-blackened heart long since forgotten amongst the neon lights.
Deep down. All the way down, Manehatten is only one thing.
A big pile of horseapples.
But hey. It's home.
Players, report in.
Rich folks. Poor folks. Lawful and lawless. Good and bad.
Manehatten is said to be a lot of things.
But I know what it really is. Deep down in that soot-blackened heart long since forgotten amongst the neon lights.
Deep down. All the way down, Manehatten is only one thing.
A big pile of horseapples.
But hey. It's home.
Players, report in.
>>24692
Name: Dead eye Mcoy
Race: Earth pony
Class: Tracker
Special Talent: Whip cutie mark (Intimidation)
Armor: Desperado hat and a black suit
Weapon: Winchester rifle and two guns
Skills: Marksman shot, Locate, Survival and point blank shot
Inventory: Bullets, bandages, wood pipe and tobbaco
Alignment: Lawful neutral
Description: A grizzly veteran of war with a long beard, he spend his whole life living in the country side until the war, now he is
in manehattan looking for a new life.
Name: Dead eye Mcoy
Race: Earth pony
Class: Tracker
Special Talent: Whip cutie mark (Intimidation)
Armor: Desperado hat and a black suit
Weapon: Winchester rifle and two guns
Skills: Marksman shot, Locate, Survival and point blank shot
Inventory: Bullets, bandages, wood pipe and tobbaco
Alignment: Lawful neutral
Description: A grizzly veteran of war with a long beard, he spend his whole life living in the country side until the war, now he is
in manehattan looking for a new life.
>>24698
Name : Short Fix
Race : Unicorn
Class : Stalker
Cutie Mark : A set of tools (She can repair things)
Abilites : Get out of here(0) Stealth(1) Lockpick (1) Locate (1)
Alignment : Neutral Good
Inventory: Utility tool,Lockpicking set, simple townsfolk clothes, a small amount of bits
Character traits : She spent her childhood as an adopted unicorn among earth ponies in a small town, so others often ridiculed her for it.
She barely had any friends, but that never stopped her. She learned how to use her magic to delicately manipulate small objects, something the earth ponies that surrounded her could never do.
She learned how to hide from the bullies, and how to get into places where she can be herself and how to repair everything she needed for herself.
When she believed she was old enough (20 years old) she left to find some real friends and and a more promising life in the Big City.
She is small framed and rather weak, but makes up with her wits for it.
Name : Short Fix
Race : Unicorn
Class : Stalker
Cutie Mark : A set of tools (She can repair things)
Abilites : Get out of here(0) Stealth(1) Lockpick (1) Locate (1)
Alignment : Neutral Good
Inventory: Utility tool,Lockpicking set, simple townsfolk clothes, a small amount of bits
Character traits : She spent her childhood as an adopted unicorn among earth ponies in a small town, so others often ridiculed her for it.
She barely had any friends, but that never stopped her. She learned how to use her magic to delicately manipulate small objects, something the earth ponies that surrounded her could never do.
She learned how to hide from the bullies, and how to get into places where she can be herself and how to repair everything she needed for herself.
When she believed she was old enough (20 years old) she left to find some real friends and and a more promising life in the Big City.
She is small framed and rather weak, but makes up with her wits for it.
Name: Heinrich
Race: Earth Pony
Class: Paladin (cop)
Alignment: Lawful neutral
Cutie mark: Iron cross, he's good at leadership and persuating others (+1 to word of power maybe?)
Skills: Word of Power (used to arrest people), Shatter (Explosive rounds) and judgement (no sleazeball ever escapes me)
Weapons et armour: a bulletproof vest, police club and badge and a schmeisser.
Race: Earth Pony
Class: Paladin (cop)
Alignment: Lawful neutral
Cutie mark: Iron cross, he's good at leadership and persuating others (+1 to word of power maybe?)
Skills: Word of Power (used to arrest people), Shatter (Explosive rounds) and judgement (no sleazeball ever escapes me)
Weapons et armour: a bulletproof vest, police club and badge and a schmeisser.
Name: Wasp
Race: Pegasi
Class: Boxer (Monk)
Cutie Mark: A horizontal, flaming hoof (Tiger Stance specialty)
Skills: Tiger Stance (2), Backstab (1), Monkey Agility (0)
Alignment: Neutral Good
Armor: Naked
Weapons: Brass horseshoes (kept in his saddle bags when not in use)
Inventory: two single-use magical ice packs, some bits
Background: A lightweight boxer from Cloudsdale, he was grounded for several months by a wing injury. Realizing how dangerous his lifestyle was he quit his job as a boxer, but pressure from his friends and old coach to start boxing again kept him from settling down. Fed up, he eventually moved to Manehatten to start his life over. Unable to find a job an desperate for money he started taking part in Manehatten's underground fighting scene.
Race: Pegasi
Class: Boxer (Monk)
Cutie Mark: A horizontal, flaming hoof (Tiger Stance specialty)
Skills: Tiger Stance (2), Backstab (1), Monkey Agility (0)
Alignment: Neutral Good
Armor: Naked
Weapons: Brass horseshoes (kept in his saddle bags when not in use)
Inventory: two single-use magical ice packs, some bits
Background: A lightweight boxer from Cloudsdale, he was grounded for several months by a wing injury. Realizing how dangerous his lifestyle was he quit his job as a boxer, but pressure from his friends and old coach to start boxing again kept him from settling down. Fed up, he eventually moved to Manehatten to start his life over. Unable to find a job an desperate for money he started taking part in Manehatten's underground fighting scene.
The party has gathered in a waiting room at the Manehatten Police HQ. Most of you got here following an ad in the paper asking around for skilled individuals for assistance in a mission requiting such ponies.
The fan is slowly spinning on the ceiling
The lights are kinda dim
You all seem to be here for the same appointment, which is due to begin in a few minutes.
The silence is heavy and awkward.
The fan is slowly spinning on the ceiling
The lights are kinda dim
You all seem to be here for the same appointment, which is due to begin in a few minutes.
The silence is heavy and awkward.
H-here I g-go!
Name: Pryce
Race: Earth Pone
Class: Medic (Templar)
Cutie Mark: A red cross (healing)
Skills: heal (1), martyr (0), Suppress (2)
Alignment: Lawful Good
Armor: Body armor (medium)
Weapons: Tommy gun
Inventory: Medical supplies, food rations, lighter,
Background: Served in the war as a combat medic but never actually had to kill a pone.
Name: Pryce
Race: Earth Pone
Class: Medic (Templar)
Cutie Mark: A red cross (healing)
Skills: heal (1), martyr (0), Suppress (2)
Alignment: Lawful Good
Armor: Body armor (medium)
Weapons: Tommy gun
Inventory: Medical supplies, food rations, lighter,
Background: Served in the war as a combat medic but never actually had to kill a pone.
>>24813
Seems there is a bit of bullet jammed in there
>>24812
"Yep. And just in time too."
>>24811
"Oh, hey bud, didn't see you back there. Why did you come here though? Don't you work for the force already?"
>>24807
>>24808
>>24809
"And to the rest of you, a good evening. You already know me so if you would kindly follow me to the projector room over here, we can get started."
Seems there is a bit of bullet jammed in there
>>24812
"Yep. And just in time too."
>>24811
"Oh, hey bud, didn't see you back there. Why did you come here though? Don't you work for the force already?"
>>24807
>>24808
>>24809
"And to the rest of you, a good evening. You already know me so if you would kindly follow me to the projector room over here, we can get started."
>>24818
You extract the bullet, but drop the remains and lose it. Oh well. At least the gun works now.
>>24820
"Hah. Same old bastard as ever. Good on you."
As you take your places in the projector room, the detective starts the slides.
"As I said I work for the Manehatten Police. I'm investigating a string of burglaries that have been happening around the west end of the city."
He swaps slides, showing a photo of a crime scene
"I have been given the authority to hire some assistants for this case, which is why I placed the ad. I have my hooves full with everything already, so I need a team of reliable helpers to go check out, investigate and document a few places."
He nearly switches slides but stops
"Think you're up for the job?"
You extract the bullet, but drop the remains and lose it. Oh well. At least the gun works now.
>>24820
"Hah. Same old bastard as ever. Good on you."
As you take your places in the projector room, the detective starts the slides.
"As I said I work for the Manehatten Police. I'm investigating a string of burglaries that have been happening around the west end of the city."
He swaps slides, showing a photo of a crime scene
"I have been given the authority to hire some assistants for this case, which is why I placed the ad. I have my hooves full with everything already, so I need a team of reliable helpers to go check out, investigate and document a few places."
He nearly switches slides but stops
"Think you're up for the job?"
>>24827
"Being a vet can mean many things. I've seen ponies too scared to lay their heads down on a pillow after coming back from the fight.
I should know how it feels…"
>>24828
>>24829
>>24830
"Ok good. That's a deal then."
He swaps in the next slide
"Of six reported break ins, I've been able to check out four. Lots of similar elements are present in each. Forced entry, messy execution, only things of immediate value like money or jewels taken."
He swaps in the final slide
"I have a theory but I need to see those last two places to be sure. These are the owners of each - Mr. Pineapple and Mr. Pins. I will go check one scene out, you take the other. I'll give you a camera to bring along, and you should be able to figure out the rest there. If it takes a while, I will come to check out the scene myself and we can swap notes.
Any further questions?"
"Being a vet can mean many things. I've seen ponies too scared to lay their heads down on a pillow after coming back from the fight.
I should know how it feels…"
>>24828
>>24829
>>24830
"Ok good. That's a deal then."
He swaps in the next slide
"Of six reported break ins, I've been able to check out four. Lots of similar elements are present in each. Forced entry, messy execution, only things of immediate value like money or jewels taken."
He swaps in the final slide
"I have a theory but I need to see those last two places to be sure. These are the owners of each - Mr. Pineapple and Mr. Pins. I will go check one scene out, you take the other. I'll give you a camera to bring along, and you should be able to figure out the rest there. If it takes a while, I will come to check out the scene myself and we can swap notes.
Any further questions?"
>>24965
>>24961
"Bout time you got here. I'm Officer Parts. My boys are trying to surround the area. We saw a number of ponies go in there and they looked damn shady. After some listening we've come to the conclusion that they are selling contraband in there. But we couldn't move in before we got reinforcements.
What were you doing in this are anyway?"
>>24961
"Bout time you got here. I'm Officer Parts. My boys are trying to surround the area. We saw a number of ponies go in there and they looked damn shady. After some listening we've come to the conclusion that they are selling contraband in there. But we couldn't move in before we got reinforcements.
What were you doing in this are anyway?"
>>25047
You quietly sneak out of the furnace and sap the nearest guard over the head with a blow that has KO'd many larger ponies.
With him out of the way, you grab his hat as a disguise and shove him in the unlit furnace. The other guard heard nothing.
>>25052
You can make out two trails - one leads to a side room, the other to another storage room.
Parts opens a sack and gasps "By Celestia's southern beard. This can't be right…"
You quietly sneak out of the furnace and sap the nearest guard over the head with a blow that has KO'd many larger ponies.
With him out of the way, you grab his hat as a disguise and shove him in the unlit furnace. The other guard heard nothing.
>>25052
You can make out two trails - one leads to a side room, the other to another storage room.
Parts opens a sack and gasps "By Celestia's southern beard. This can't be right…"
>>25062
>>25061
"…Sugar. Military grade refined. This stuff is under rationing orders. No, the normal stuff is being rationed. THIS stuff is PROHIBITED."
He takes a little of the white powder in his hoof and watched it flow back into the sack.
"This is scary stuff. Anypony can get a sugar rush, but this stuff will mess you up…"
>>25063
Your swing misses and the hat drops
The other guy realizes you are not the other guard and pulls out a knife.
>>25061
"…Sugar. Military grade refined. This stuff is under rationing orders. No, the normal stuff is being rationed. THIS stuff is PROHIBITED."
He takes a little of the white powder in his hoof and watched it flow back into the sack.
"This is scary stuff. Anypony can get a sugar rush, but this stuff will mess you up…"
>>25063
Your swing misses and the hat drops
The other guy realizes you are not the other guard and pulls out a knife.
>>25096
Yes. That's blood. See that? That's burned muscle tissue. And fat tissue too. See how the skin has been torn open? Looks bad doesn't it.
>>25097
You get your daily dose and are able to stand up again. However you will probably never fix that scar across your cutie mark.
>>25098
The former soldier's encouraging words help you along and he is good enough to stand now.
Yes. That's blood. See that? That's burned muscle tissue. And fat tissue too. See how the skin has been torn open? Looks bad doesn't it.
>>25097
You get your daily dose and are able to stand up again. However you will probably never fix that scar across your cutie mark.
>>25098
The former soldier's encouraging words help you along and he is good enough to stand now.
>>25102
You manage to wound one of them very badly, and he falls over, screaming in pain.
>>25100
He isn't. Instead, he tackles you out of the air as you get too close.
>>25105
Scared by your words and the screaming mortally wounded pony on the floor, one of the criminals crawls out of the room and surrenders. The remaining five are still there.
"I haven't had 'nades since I left the force, they aint exactly standard issue for cops!"
You manage to wound one of them very badly, and he falls over, screaming in pain.
>>25100
He isn't. Instead, he tackles you out of the air as you get too close.
>>25105
Scared by your words and the screaming mortally wounded pony on the floor, one of the criminals crawls out of the room and surrenders. The remaining five are still there.
"I haven't had 'nades since I left the force, they aint exactly standard issue for cops!"
>>25117
"Parts, order your men to take control, I'll be back with you shortly!"
I drag Dead Eye out of the line of fire, to the medic.
Then I slap his shit until he gets his bearings back.
"GET IT TOGETHER! IS THIS HOW YOU ACTED IN THE LINE?"
I turn to Short.
"You need to calm down. Quickly, walk outside and go to the trunk of my car. Search for something like smoke grenades there, and if you find them, bring them to me, FAST!"
Roll is to slap the medic's shit.Rolled 4 = 4
"Parts, order your men to take control, I'll be back with you shortly!"
I drag Dead Eye out of the line of fire, to the medic.
Then I slap his shit until he gets his bearings back.
"GET IT TOGETHER! IS THIS HOW YOU ACTED IN THE LINE?"
I turn to Short.
"You need to calm down. Quickly, walk outside and go to the trunk of my car. Search for something like smoke grenades there, and if you find them, bring them to me, FAST!"
Roll is to slap the medic's shit.Rolled 4 = 4
The Ambulance crew arrives on scene.
Overall you bagged 6 of the 12 criminals alive, allowed two to get away and killed four.
"Quite a catch. Doubly so with all the sugar. We need to get this shit impounded and quick. Military grade stuff does not belong on the streets.
Did you want to investigate this place more or were there other places you needed to be?"
Overall you bagged 6 of the 12 criminals alive, allowed two to get away and killed four.
"Quite a catch. Doubly so with all the sugar. We need to get this shit impounded and quick. Military grade stuff does not belong on the streets.
Did you want to investigate this place more or were there other places you needed to be?"
Wasp, Dead Eye and Heinrich are taken to the Manehatten Hospital for repairs.
The rest are left with checking out Mr. Pineapple's place.
WILL OUR HEROES MAKE A MIRACULOUS RECOVERY BETWEEN SESSIONS?
WILL THEY REALIZE THEY CAN ALSO INVESTIGATE THE WAREHOUSE FOR CLUES?
WILL MR PINEAPPLE BE RELATED TO UNCLE ORANGE?
ALL THIS AND MUCH MUCH MORE
NEXT TIME ON -=Manehatten Noire=-
>Too tired to go on. Need sleep and painkillers. Reviews are always fun though.
The rest are left with checking out Mr. Pineapple's place.
WILL OUR HEROES MAKE A MIRACULOUS RECOVERY BETWEEN SESSIONS?
WILL THEY REALIZE THEY CAN ALSO INVESTIGATE THE WAREHOUSE FOR CLUES?
WILL MR PINEAPPLE BE RELATED TO UNCLE ORANGE?
ALL THIS AND MUCH MUCH MORE
NEXT TIME ON -=Manehatten Noire=-
>Too tired to go on. Need sleep and painkillers. Reviews are always fun though.
>>26999
You feel a slight zing in your brain.
You are wide awake all of a sudden. Not a trace of fatigue. You are thinking fast, talking fast, and a bit jittery. But the sensation passes quickly
"It's what sugar does to you. Makes you feel like you're the baddest pony on the planet, capable of anything. But it only lasts so long. And then you want to get some more to feel it again. And again. And again."
You feel a slight zing in your brain.
You are wide awake all of a sudden. Not a trace of fatigue. You are thinking fast, talking fast, and a bit jittery. But the sensation passes quickly
"It's what sugar does to you. Makes you feel like you're the baddest pony on the planet, capable of anything. But it only lasts so long. And then you want to get some more to feel it again. And again. And again."
>>27007
Everyone is busy with the crime scene, nobody is looking at you.
"If only. But you gotta keep taking more to keep the rush going. And soon enough you get a wicked bad tummy ache. And then you take pills to help that. And then more sugar. And more pills. And then comes the drinking…"
>>27009
>>27010
One of the nurses comes up to you
"Good to see you're both up and about already. We can arrange transportation for you if you need to get somewhere."
>>27011
You get to the hospital without any major accidents. Just a few scrapes on the paintjob and one angry pedestrian.
Everyone is busy with the crime scene, nobody is looking at you.
"If only. But you gotta keep taking more to keep the rush going. And soon enough you get a wicked bad tummy ache. And then you take pills to help that. And then more sugar. And more pills. And then comes the drinking…"
>>27009
>>27010
One of the nurses comes up to you
"Good to see you're both up and about already. We can arrange transportation for you if you need to get somewhere."
>>27011
You get to the hospital without any major accidents. Just a few scrapes on the paintjob and one angry pedestrian.
>>27015
You see them, clear as day. Wide as fuck ones. Also some leaves are stuck in the grill.
>>27020
You can feel it. Your mind is as clear as crystal. The world slows to crawl around you. You can see every detail. Every hair in their manes. Every movement of their muscles. All as if in slow motion.
You are shaking. SO MUCH ENERGY. You need an outlet for it.
"Huh? What was that you just said?"
You see them, clear as day. Wide as fuck ones. Also some leaves are stuck in the grill.
>>27020
You can feel it. Your mind is as clear as crystal. The world slows to crawl around you. You can see every detail. Every hair in their manes. Every movement of their muscles. All as if in slow motion.
You are shaking. SO MUCH ENERGY. You need an outlet for it.
"Huh? What was that you just said?"
>>27056
Your mind is too clear to panic.
The tracks from the tired lead west. The hospital is that way. The other one was a medic. He would go to the hospital. The rest are there. He must be there to pick them up. It all makes sense. That bird is flying low. It might rain later. It has grey plumage. Some blue tint. Female. Has not nested this season. Must be lonely. Air smells of smoke. Someone must be smoking nearby.
>>27068
With you on board, no.
Your mind is too clear to panic.
The tracks from the tired lead west. The hospital is that way. The other one was a medic. He would go to the hospital. The rest are there. He must be there to pick them up. It all makes sense. That bird is flying low. It might rain later. It has grey plumage. Some blue tint. Female. Has not nested this season. Must be lonely. Air smells of smoke. Someone must be smoking nearby.
>>27068
With you on board, no.
>>27090
The six crooks are tied up in a row by the back wall.
There are lots and lots of sugar sacks in a pile being guarded by two of the cops.
>>27091
You locate sugar.
Sugar is good. Sugar helps you think. You need more. YOU NEED MORE. YOU NEED MORE.
>>27092
You find the place you got shot in. It seems you bleed like any other mortal.
The six crooks are tied up in a row by the back wall.
There are lots and lots of sugar sacks in a pile being guarded by two of the cops.
>>27091
You locate sugar.
Sugar is good. Sugar helps you think. You need more. YOU NEED MORE. YOU NEED MORE.
>>27092
You find the place you got shot in. It seems you bleed like any other mortal.
>>27100
IT FEELS SO GOOD. You can FEEL your mind clear up. Those crooks are hiding something. They KNOW something. Something IMPORTANT.
>>27097
>>27099
You see nothing worth checking out. Looks like the cops cleaned the place up pretty well. One of them hands you a copy of the list of stuff they confiscated.
IT FEELS SO GOOD. You can FEEL your mind clear up. Those crooks are hiding something. They KNOW something. Something IMPORTANT.
>>27097
>>27099
You see nothing worth checking out. Looks like the cops cleaned the place up pretty well. One of them hands you a copy of the list of stuff they confiscated.
>>27106
Those ponies are clearly members of some bigger gang. Possibly two gangs.
Some of them seem a lot richer than the others. The others seem more burly and beat up.
BUYERS AND SELLERS PERHAPS. BRAINS AND BRAWN MAYBE?
Checking the catalog of confiscated stuff confirms it - they had stolen stuff on them.
>>27108
"Whoa hey hey hey, cool it. Yeah we work together alright, dont get violent on me!"
>>27110
>Jewelry. Fruit themed.
>Money. Lots.
>Sugar. Brown. Lots.
>Weapons. Several.
>Letter. Sealed.
Those ponies are clearly members of some bigger gang. Possibly two gangs.
Some of them seem a lot richer than the others. The others seem more burly and beat up.
BUYERS AND SELLERS PERHAPS. BRAINS AND BRAWN MAYBE?
Checking the catalog of confiscated stuff confirms it - they had stolen stuff on them.
>>27108
"Whoa hey hey hey, cool it. Yeah we work together alright, dont get violent on me!"
>>27110
>Jewelry. Fruit themed.
>Money. Lots.
>Sugar. Brown. Lots.
>Weapons. Several.
>Letter. Sealed.
>>27153
"Uhh…"
"…horseapples…"
"Busted…"
"Ok so maybe we do side jobs to make ends meet at times. We hit some houses, grab some stuff, use it for extra cash to pay for some of the sugar. The rest we send ahead to the next guys up the chain. But that's it. Nothing more. We might be bad guys but we aint murderers or anything."
"Uhh…"
"…horseapples…"
"Busted…"
"Ok so maybe we do side jobs to make ends meet at times. We hit some houses, grab some stuff, use it for extra cash to pay for some of the sugar. The rest we send ahead to the next guys up the chain. But that's it. Nothing more. We might be bad guys but we aint murderers or anything."
>>27240
>>27241
"…Ok this is sounding big. We've had half the force chasing that guy down. He's like some kind of ghost made of bullets. Someone knows where he will show up, but every time we check, all we find is dead cops and spent casings."
He thinks for a while
"Who was the 'other cop' you met there?"
>>27241
"…Ok this is sounding big. We've had half the force chasing that guy down. He's like some kind of ghost made of bullets. Someone knows where he will show up, but every time we check, all we find is dead cops and spent casings."
He thinks for a while
"Who was the 'other cop' you met there?"
>>27319
He drops the magnifying glass and hops around, spooked by the sudden noise.
"Gah! You scared me! I'm Yori Nover Yerhed, but just call me Yori. The local expert on coins. Now lets see this specimen of yours."
He examines it for a while
"This seems to be from Germaney. Not sure if they use these any more, but it was minted a few years ago, during the war."
He drops the magnifying glass and hops around, spooked by the sudden noise.
"Gah! You scared me! I'm Yori Nover Yerhed, but just call me Yori. The local expert on coins. Now lets see this specimen of yours."
He examines it for a while
"This seems to be from Germaney. Not sure if they use these any more, but it was minted a few years ago, during the war."
"Take care now. Wouldn't want anypony to get hurt."
At the front desk the receptionist greet you again
"Hello again officers. I hope your visit was fruitful? Feel free to see the other parts of the museum as well if you wish. Ancient History exhibition is on the first floor west wing, Archives in the east wing and the Weapons Exhibition on the second floor.
At the front desk the receptionist greet you again
"Hello again officers. I hope your visit was fruitful? Feel free to see the other parts of the museum as well if you wish. Ancient History exhibition is on the first floor west wing, Archives in the east wing and the Weapons Exhibition on the second floor.
>>27402
Starbright and Bleached Sands were both reported dead less than a year after your birth. Further details are unavailable.
Moonstone seems to have been a former singer. Gene's occupation is listed as "background pony, episode 4-18, scene 72".
Bronzed Sands, more accurately Bronzed Sands Jr. was one of the last to study at the former Canterlot Paladin Order before it was disbanded to save funds. Incandescence was the adopted daughter of one Radiant Dawn, one of Princess Celestia's elite soldiers.
Starbright and Bleached Sands were both reported dead less than a year after your birth. Further details are unavailable.
Moonstone seems to have been a former singer. Gene's occupation is listed as "background pony, episode 4-18, scene 72".
Bronzed Sands, more accurately Bronzed Sands Jr. was one of the last to study at the former Canterlot Paladin Order before it was disbanded to save funds. Incandescence was the adopted daughter of one Radiant Dawn, one of Princess Celestia's elite soldiers.
>>27410
Moonstone toured Equestria during the first Epic Pony War, earning much fame for her hits "Fly me to the Moon" and "Turn back Time"
Bronzed Sands Jr, like his mother, studied in the Paladin Order, though by the time he graduated it was mostly a ceremonial order used as decoration during big events.
Radiant Dawn was an only child who devoted her life to serving Celestia, and over her years fought in many notable battles, such as the battle of the Iron Skies, where she helped defeat the dragon Ironhide, and the battle of Death's Death where she was at the forefront of facing the monster Strife. She was entombed in the Hall of Heroes, and her last words were recorded on her tomb: I loved you too, Princess.
Moonstone toured Equestria during the first Epic Pony War, earning much fame for her hits "Fly me to the Moon" and "Turn back Time"
Bronzed Sands Jr, like his mother, studied in the Paladin Order, though by the time he graduated it was mostly a ceremonial order used as decoration during big events.
Radiant Dawn was an only child who devoted her life to serving Celestia, and over her years fought in many notable battles, such as the battle of the Iron Skies, where she helped defeat the dragon Ironhide, and the battle of Death's Death where she was at the forefront of facing the monster Strife. She was entombed in the Hall of Heroes, and her last words were recorded on her tomb: I loved you too, Princess.
>>27420
Whoa! I have a hero among my ancestors!
If this is just the family trees archive, maybe there is more in the archives about her!
This is so exciting!
Maybe I DO have the right genes to be a hero adn do something that matters!
Bugs was wrong in the town when he said I'll never accomplish anything!
Rush to the guard.
"Sorry mister guard, do you know where I can find archives about heroes and elite soldiers and paladins?"
Whoa! I have a hero among my ancestors!
If this is just the family trees archive, maybe there is more in the archives about her!
This is so exciting!
Maybe I DO have the right genes to be a hero adn do something that matters!
Bugs was wrong in the town when he said I'll never accomplish anything!
Rush to the guard.
"Sorry mister guard, do you know where I can find archives about heroes and elite soldiers and paladins?"
>>27441
"I'm calm just a bit excited you see I just checked those old books and I'm so excited I'm never been this excited except when I got my cutie mark, you want to know how I got my cutie mark? I can tell you later but right now I want to find out more about my hero ancestor who even got a tomb in the Hall of Heroes, can you point me to where they keep those records please thank you!"
"I'm calm just a bit excited you see I just checked those old books and I'm so excited I'm never been this excited except when I got my cutie mark, you want to know how I got my cutie mark? I can tell you later but right now I want to find out more about my hero ancestor who even got a tomb in the Hall of Heroes, can you point me to where they keep those records please thank you!"
>>27466
"I told you I am simply excited, wouldn't it be great that you discovered that one of the ponies that was the parent of your parent of your parent's parents was a hero also Canterlot but that is so far away I would need to travel a lot but maybe I will someday because this sounds very exciting and where can I find the curator and do you still want to hear how I got my cutie mark?"
"I told you I am simply excited, wouldn't it be great that you discovered that one of the ponies that was the parent of your parent of your parent's parents was a hero also Canterlot but that is so far away I would need to travel a lot but maybe I will someday because this sounds very exciting and where can I find the curator and do you still want to hear how I got my cutie mark?"
>>27475
Lick my teeth.
"Why would you want to see it, are you some kind of pervert I wasn't hitting on you I just wanted to tell you how I got my cutie mark since that is a really big thing in the life of a pony and I just wanted to share it with you and also thank you I shall visit the curator right after we are done talking here!"
Lick my teeth.
"Why would you want to see it, are you some kind of pervert I wasn't hitting on you I just wanted to tell you how I got my cutie mark since that is a really big thing in the life of a pony and I just wanted to share it with you and also thank you I shall visit the curator right after we are done talking here!"
>>27484
"Okay I'll tell you a secret I got a work from the Police Department that I found in an ad and we were only supposed to investigate a robbery but we ended up raiding a warehouse and there was shooting and my friends bleeding and our doctor screaming and they were smuggling sugar and I think one of two of the bags may have been open and in all that chaos it floated all round the air and I think we all inhaled some from it and now that I got here and got all excited maybe it started to work I don't know I'm from a small town you see and we don't have anything like this sort of sugar there so I don't know how it works or what it does but my parents told me to keep away from it well they are actually my step parents and I just found out my real parents are dead but I din1t know how they died by the way I need to ask the Curator about that too but really I'm innocent mister guard stallion I would never do such a thing you believe me don't you?"
Flutter my eyelashes at him.
"Okay I'll tell you a secret I got a work from the Police Department that I found in an ad and we were only supposed to investigate a robbery but we ended up raiding a warehouse and there was shooting and my friends bleeding and our doctor screaming and they were smuggling sugar and I think one of two of the bags may have been open and in all that chaos it floated all round the air and I think we all inhaled some from it and now that I got here and got all excited maybe it started to work I don't know I'm from a small town you see and we don't have anything like this sort of sugar there so I don't know how it works or what it does but my parents told me to keep away from it well they are actually my step parents and I just found out my real parents are dead but I din1t know how they died by the way I need to ask the Curator about that too but really I'm innocent mister guard stallion I would never do such a thing you believe me don't you?"
Flutter my eyelashes at him.
>>27501
There are three doors on the third floor.
"Curator"
"Broom Closet"
"Bathroom"
MEANWHILE AT THE WEAPONS EXHIBITION
A young mare is giving a tour of the displays, explaining the various weapons from different periods and how they were used.
"…and that is why the Greataxe fell out of wide scale use. I've tried using one and let me tell you, it's hard work indeed. Modern weapons are much easier to handle, even if they do lack the same OOMPH to them. Next up we have…"
There are three doors on the third floor.
"Curator"
"Broom Closet"
"Bathroom"
MEANWHILE AT THE WEAPONS EXHIBITION
A young mare is giving a tour of the displays, explaining the various weapons from different periods and how they were used.
"…and that is why the Greataxe fell out of wide scale use. I've tried using one and let me tell you, it's hard work indeed. Modern weapons are much easier to handle, even if they do lack the same OOMPH to them. Next up we have…"
Meanwhile at the weapons exhibition
"…and that's how gunpowder weapons went from obscure bear arms to the widespread everypony solution of today.
And that concludes the tour. Now is there anypony here who would like to try some of these weapons out themselves?"
>>27521
"CAN IT WAIT TEN MINUTES?"
"…and that's how gunpowder weapons went from obscure bear arms to the widespread everypony solution of today.
And that concludes the tour. Now is there anypony here who would like to try some of these weapons out themselves?"
>>27521
"CAN IT WAIT TEN MINUTES?"
>>27530
"Well then thank you for your patience I will be back in ten minutes mister curator goodbye see you soon!"
Go down to the reception, and ask the receptionist for directions.
"Hello could you help me the curator is a bit occupied at the moment and told me to come back some mintes later and told me that there is a pub nearby and maybe some of my friends are there and I want to go there while I wait for the Curator to finish could you please tell me where can I find it?"
"Well then thank you for your patience I will be back in ten minutes mister curator goodbye see you soon!"
Go down to the reception, and ask the receptionist for directions.
"Hello could you help me the curator is a bit occupied at the moment and told me to come back some mintes later and told me that there is a pub nearby and maybe some of my friends are there and I want to go there while I wait for the Curator to finish could you please tell me where can I find it?"
>>27544
Look around if any of my friends is here.
"Umm I don't know what do you have and nothing strong please but nothing weak either it would be best if it wouldn't make me dizzy or anything like that maybe if you have some peach juice that would be nice but only if it isn't too expensive because I don't have that much bits on me!"
Look around if any of my friends is here.
"Umm I don't know what do you have and nothing strong please but nothing weak either it would be best if it wouldn't make me dizzy or anything like that maybe if you have some peach juice that would be nice but only if it isn't too expensive because I don't have that much bits on me!"
>>27546
"Ooh, a man who likes his weapons BIG I see."
She takes the massive rifle from you. It seems far too big for her to lift, let alone operate, but she seems to be doing it easily.
"Ok so, with the Dragonslayer, you take up a good braced stance, put the butt up to one shoulder, pull this bit here to arm it, then pull the trigger and-"
BOOM
The target at the other end of the hall explodes into shrapnel
"And there ya go. It also has legs so you can fire it without holding it, but I prefer it this way."
>>27547
"Aight, one peachy keen with light kick, coming up."
"Ooh, a man who likes his weapons BIG I see."
She takes the massive rifle from you. It seems far too big for her to lift, let alone operate, but she seems to be doing it easily.
"Ok so, with the Dragonslayer, you take up a good braced stance, put the butt up to one shoulder, pull this bit here to arm it, then pull the trigger and-"
BOOM
The target at the other end of the hall explodes into shrapnel
"And there ya go. It also has legs so you can fire it without holding it, but I prefer it this way."
>>27547
"Aight, one peachy keen with light kick, coming up."
>>27579
The staff resists your futile attempts at ordering it around, then kicks itself out of your grasp, knocking you on your ass in the process. Diamondeyes rushes to help.
"Oh my, are you ok?"
>>27582
"Peachy Keen with a lotta kick, coming up!"
He tosses you a drink like the last one. But this one is frothy and smells sharp.
The staff resists your futile attempts at ordering it around, then kicks itself out of your grasp, knocking you on your ass in the process. Diamondeyes rushes to help.
"Oh my, are you ok?"
>>27582
"Peachy Keen with a lotta kick, coming up!"
He tosses you a drink like the last one. But this one is frothy and smells sharp.
>>27596
You feel a little buzzed. Doesn't feel as good as sugar though.
Frank looks at his clock
"You wanted to know the time? You've been here maybe 15 minutes now"
>>27597
"Well the museum closes in a few hours time. The greatsword rack is over there, go pick one you like. I keep mine separate from the others."
You feel a little buzzed. Doesn't feel as good as sugar though.
Frank looks at his clock
"You wanted to know the time? You've been here maybe 15 minutes now"
>>27597
"Well the museum closes in a few hours time. The greatsword rack is over there, go pick one you like. I keep mine separate from the others."
>>27599
>>27600
"Well of course not silly I drink all the time when I'm thirty and you get dehydratated or some long word that means you don't drink enough so I drink all the time to stay healthy but I have to go now because I think the Curator has stopped putting brooms up his secretary's ass so I can go and talk to him oh and by the way I found out a lot of interesting stuff and I'll have to tell you how I got my cutie mark too sometime but anyway I'm going back to the museum but feel free to tag along bye!"
I put the four bits I got from Mcoy to the bar and walk back to the Museum.
>>27600
"Well of course not silly I drink all the time when I'm thirty and you get dehydratated or some long word that means you don't drink enough so I drink all the time to stay healthy but I have to go now because I think the Curator has stopped putting brooms up his secretary's ass so I can go and talk to him oh and by the way I found out a lot of interesting stuff and I'll have to tell you how I got my cutie mark too sometime but anyway I'm going back to the museum but feel free to tag along bye!"
I put the four bits I got from Mcoy to the bar and walk back to the Museum.
>>27601
"Yep. Forged it myself. Optimized for balance, dulled to be nonlethal. I call it the Diamondback."
She pulls out a slender greatsword, very thin, more akin to a giant rapier than a conventional greatsword.
"Would you like a little match?"
>>27605
You find it a little hard to find your way back but do make it.
The receptionist smiles at you.
"Peachy keens?"
"Yep. Forged it myself. Optimized for balance, dulled to be nonlethal. I call it the Diamondback."
She pulls out a slender greatsword, very thin, more akin to a giant rapier than a conventional greatsword.
"Would you like a little match?"
>>27605
You find it a little hard to find your way back but do make it.
The receptionist smiles at you.
"Peachy keens?"
>>27609
"Alrighty then. Would you like the first blow, or shall we see who moves faster?"
>>27611
"Call me Potential. Nevermind my first name."
The guard over at the archives yells "HIS FIRST NAME IS WASTED"
The receptionist frowns and yells back "I MIGHT BE WASTED BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT CONSTANTLY ASLEEP ON THE JOB!"
"Alrighty then. Would you like the first blow, or shall we see who moves faster?"
>>27611
"Call me Potential. Nevermind my first name."
The guard over at the archives yells "HIS FIRST NAME IS WASTED"
The receptionist frowns and yells back "I MIGHT BE WASTED BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT CONSTANTLY ASLEEP ON THE JOB!"
>>27614
"Oh, that archivist was a sleepyhead and we had a great talk there I'm sure we could have a great talk too sometime and cheer up I'm sure you are a good receptionist but I have to go now because the Curator said that I should return in 10 minutes when she stopped putting brooms in his secretary's ass and it's way past that ten minutes so bye!"
Go up to the third floor.
"Oh, that archivist was a sleepyhead and we had a great talk there I'm sure we could have a great talk too sometime and cheer up I'm sure you are a good receptionist but I have to go now because the Curator said that I should return in 10 minutes when she stopped putting brooms in his secretary's ass and it's way past that ten minutes so bye!"
Go up to the third floor.
>>27633
I sit down and leave a place for Mcoy to sit down too.
"Well I have multiple questions so I might as well just ask them in the order that they have been concieved the first question would be how is it possible that the Fix family was not registered but then I discovered that my original name was Short Sands and not Short Fix so that was not an actual error and the archives has something about my real parents and that they died when I was very young but it was not clafified how or when or where or where do they rest in peace so maybe you could answer that?"
I sit down and leave a place for Mcoy to sit down too.
"Well I have multiple questions so I might as well just ask them in the order that they have been concieved the first question would be how is it possible that the Fix family was not registered but then I discovered that my original name was Short Sands and not Short Fix so that was not an actual error and the archives has something about my real parents and that they died when I was very young but it was not clafified how or when or where or where do they rest in peace so maybe you could answer that?"
>>27635
"I'm afraid I simply oversee the archives, not write them. The records are made in Canterlot. I do know the head of the Royal Archives and can send a letter to him if you'd like copies of any particular part of the archive?"
>>27641
She seems a bit disappointed
"Yes. Yes I am. You seem pretty handy with a greatsword. We have a lot of them here, and not all are display worthy. Would you like to keep one?"
"I'm afraid I simply oversee the archives, not write them. The records are made in Canterlot. I do know the head of the Royal Archives and can send a letter to him if you'd like copies of any particular part of the archive?"
>>27641
She seems a bit disappointed
"Yes. Yes I am. You seem pretty handy with a greatsword. We have a lot of them here, and not all are display worthy. Would you like to keep one?"
>>27642
"Well if it's not a problem I would like to know more about my real parents namely Starbright and Bleached Sands I would like to know what they worked and who they were and what were they like and why did they left me or was it after they died and there is also this other thing that I wanted to talk about I was checking on more of my ancestors and I have found out that I had someone called Radiant Dawn who served Celestia and was a hero and even got a place in the Hall of Heroes and I wanted to know if there is any way to get to know more about her because it's pretty exciting!"
"Well if it's not a problem I would like to know more about my real parents namely Starbright and Bleached Sands I would like to know what they worked and who they were and what were they like and why did they left me or was it after they died and there is also this other thing that I wanted to talk about I was checking on more of my ancestors and I have found out that I had someone called Radiant Dawn who served Celestia and was a hero and even got a place in the Hall of Heroes and I wanted to know if there is any way to get to know more about her because it's pretty exciting!"
>>27648
"Neat. I'll let you get back to work now. Thanks for letting me test those weapons and sparring with me miss Diamondeyes, Cloudsdale museums are no where near as fun as this one."
I take a few steps towards the door and stop.
"Does this thing have a scabbard? How am I supposed to keep the blade sharp?"
"Neat. I'll let you get back to work now. Thanks for letting me test those weapons and sparring with me miss Diamondeyes, Cloudsdale museums are no where near as fun as this one."
I take a few steps towards the door and stop.
"Does this thing have a scabbard? How am I supposed to keep the blade sharp?"
>>27658
She unlocks a back room and looks back to make sure nopony else is here.
The back room is pretty dark, but you can make out scabbards, shields, tools and… cushions inside.
MEANWHILE AT THE CURATOR'S OFFICE
>>27647
"Star… bright, Bleached Saaands aaaaaand Radiant… Dawn. Got it. I will send these names to be searched for in the Royal Archive and have copies sent back to me.
Now was there anything else?"
She unlocks a back room and looks back to make sure nopony else is here.
The back room is pretty dark, but you can make out scabbards, shields, tools and… cushions inside.
MEANWHILE AT THE CURATOR'S OFFICE
>>27647
"Star… bright, Bleached Saaands aaaaaand Radiant… Dawn. Got it. I will send these names to be searched for in the Royal Archive and have copies sent back to me.
Now was there anything else?"
>>27666
"Well I'm was raised in a very small town called Kickapoo and most ponies were earth ponies there and I always wanted to learn but the school was mainly about how to farm crops and take care of trees and animals and stuff like that and they shunned me when I said I want to learn math and history and stuff like that and they said I don't need it and the library was very small and had something like fifty books but could you tell me about her since I'm her descendant?"
Lick my teeth.
"Well I'm was raised in a very small town called Kickapoo and most ponies were earth ponies there and I always wanted to learn but the school was mainly about how to farm crops and take care of trees and animals and stuff like that and they shunned me when I said I want to learn math and history and stuff like that and they said I don't need it and the library was very small and had something like fifty books but could you tell me about her since I'm her descendant?"
Lick my teeth.
>>27669
You initial display of skill in foreplay leaves Diamondeyes less than pleased, but your previous demonstration of blade handling makes her give you a second chance.
>>27672
Then you blow that too.
"Look, if you want to do this then let's do this and not fool around like little fillies behind the school locker rooms."
>>27670
Your teeth kinda hurt
"I'm a busy pony but I can let you borrow my copy of her biography "The Sun's Fury". It's over there on the shelf, the gold bound one."
You initial display of skill in foreplay leaves Diamondeyes less than pleased, but your previous demonstration of blade handling makes her give you a second chance.
>>27672
Then you blow that too.
"Look, if you want to do this then let's do this and not fool around like little fillies behind the school locker rooms."
>>27670
Your teeth kinda hurt
"I'm a busy pony but I can let you borrow my copy of her biography "The Sun's Fury". It's over there on the shelf, the gold bound one."
>>27680
She pushes you off her, hands you the scabbard and stone, then shoves you out of the room.
"In your case it certainly isn't. Just. LEAVE."
Before she slams the door shut you can see her pick up a rather large club.
The wet noises ring in your ears as you make your way back to the lobby. This is possibly the first ever documented case of clinical blue balls.
>>27684
He seems a bit bothered by the way you worded your question and does not move from behind his desk.
"Well to give you the short version, she was an only child who served in the Paladin Order her entire life. Some rumors say she was Celestia's lover at one point, but all credible sourced deny such claims. Indeed there were many rumors about her in her time and after. The most popular ones were that she had a secret, beautiful sister, and that she was not always so stallion-faced. But those are all obviously rubbish.
She left qui~i~ite*gulp* an impact in the paladin order, and many of her proverbs were used by the paladins for decades following her death.
Some say Celestia herself cried at her funeral, and that the dawn of the final day she lived, was the most radiant one in history."
She pushes you off her, hands you the scabbard and stone, then shoves you out of the room.
"In your case it certainly isn't. Just. LEAVE."
Before she slams the door shut you can see her pick up a rather large club.
The wet noises ring in your ears as you make your way back to the lobby. This is possibly the first ever documented case of clinical blue balls.
>>27684
He seems a bit bothered by the way you worded your question and does not move from behind his desk.
"Well to give you the short version, she was an only child who served in the Paladin Order her entire life. Some rumors say she was Celestia's lover at one point, but all credible sourced deny such claims. Indeed there were many rumors about her in her time and after. The most popular ones were that she had a secret, beautiful sister, and that she was not always so stallion-faced. But those are all obviously rubbish.
She left qui~i~ite*gulp* an impact in the paladin order, and many of her proverbs were used by the paladins for decades following her death.
Some say Celestia herself cried at her funeral, and that the dawn of the final day she lived, was the most radiant one in history."
>>27696
"Yeah maybe you would leave him here but I think everyone should be helped if they are in trouble if I had a heart atttack I would want someoene to save my life what if he is about to get a heart attack?"
>>27697
"See why are you protesting so much I bet you are delirious from the fever let me check your forehead there's this really simple trick for checking for fever if you don't have a thermometer you can place your hoof on the forehead of someone and you can see if they are feverish!"
Stand up from my chair.
"Yeah maybe you would leave him here but I think everyone should be helped if they are in trouble if I had a heart atttack I would want someoene to save my life what if he is about to get a heart attack?"
>>27697
"See why are you protesting so much I bet you are delirious from the fever let me check your forehead there's this really simple trick for checking for fever if you don't have a thermometer you can place your hoof on the forehead of someone and you can see if they are feverish!"
Stand up from my chair.
>>27714
"Any time. Check back in a day or two to see if the copies have arrived"
>>27715
It wore off after just a few minutes, you're coked up on afterglow and placebo effect.
You meet up at the lobby and agree you should head back to the station with your findings and decide the best course of action.
NEXT TIME ON MANEHATTEN NOIRE
WILL OUT HEROES GO AFTER THE STONE COLD KILLER SUGAR CANE AND HIS CREW TO FIND OUT WHO IS THE MASTERMIND IN THIS SWEET WEB OF LIES?
WILL THEY PURSUE THE BASSET BROTHERS AND FIND THE ROOT OF THE PROBLEM?
WILL THERE EVER BE A QUEST WITHOUT HORSE SEX IN IT?
AT LEAST SOME OF THIS - NEXT TIME ON MLPGDND
UNLESS I RUN SOVIETQUEST INSTEAD
"Any time. Check back in a day or two to see if the copies have arrived"
>>27715
It wore off after just a few minutes, you're coked up on afterglow and placebo effect.
You meet up at the lobby and agree you should head back to the station with your findings and decide the best course of action.
NEXT TIME ON MANEHATTEN NOIRE
WILL OUT HEROES GO AFTER THE STONE COLD KILLER SUGAR CANE AND HIS CREW TO FIND OUT WHO IS THE MASTERMIND IN THIS SWEET WEB OF LIES?
WILL THEY PURSUE THE BASSET BROTHERS AND FIND THE ROOT OF THE PROBLEM?
WILL THERE EVER BE A QUEST WITHOUT HORSE SEX IN IT?
AT LEAST SOME OF THIS - NEXT TIME ON MLPGDND
UNLESS I RUN SOVIETQUEST INSTEAD
>>32315
Your teeth kinda hurt when you do that.
>>32316
"Germaney? How the heck would they have a coin from there? The only pones who've been to germaney in years are soldiers."
He thinks for a while
"Well however they got it, we need to think ahead.
We can follow either lead - stop the deal they were making with Sugar Cane, or go after the Basset Brothers. Your call."
Your teeth kinda hurt when you do that.
>>32316
"Germaney? How the heck would they have a coin from there? The only pones who've been to germaney in years are soldiers."
He thinks for a while
"Well however they got it, we need to think ahead.
We can follow either lead - stop the deal they were making with Sugar Cane, or go after the Basset Brothers. Your call."
>>32327
"Sugar Kane is known for being absolutely ruthless. His buddy Lunch is even worse. They seem to be absolutely motivated to get the job done, and will accept no offer, no bribe, no threat and no amount of pain.
The Bassets are a bit player though. They gotta have someone else they work for."
"Sugar Kane is known for being absolutely ruthless. His buddy Lunch is even worse. They seem to be absolutely motivated to get the job done, and will accept no offer, no bribe, no threat and no amount of pain.
The Bassets are a bit player though. They gotta have someone else they work for."
>>32390
>>32391
>>32393
"All I know is so fer nopony has been able to bring him in. Bastard really is ruthless when it comes to cops.
But I can call in a few old favors to get some artillery there."
He checks a map
"If you want to catch the Bassets, you should head over to the bad part of town, around Groove Street."
>>32391
>>32393
"All I know is so fer nopony has been able to bring him in. Bastard really is ruthless when it comes to cops.
But I can call in a few old favors to get some artillery there."
He checks a map
"If you want to catch the Bassets, you should head over to the bad part of town, around Groove Street."
>>32397
>>32400
>>32405
"I guess I'll just send in some boys to track them then, see where they go once the deal fails to go down. OR I can send them in in disguise to sell the sugar, so we don't rouse suspicion.
Oh and you might want to go in disguise to Groove Street. They don't like cops around there. Heck they don't like ponies in general. Mostly Diamond Dogs and Zebras live there."
>>32400
>>32405
"I guess I'll just send in some boys to track them then, see where they go once the deal fails to go down. OR I can send them in in disguise to sell the sugar, so we don't rouse suspicion.
Oh and you might want to go in disguise to Groove Street. They don't like cops around there. Heck they don't like ponies in general. Mostly Diamond Dogs and Zebras live there."
>>32498
You find an outfit fit for a whore.
Exactly your size.
>>32499
"Zig Zag's my stage name. Call me Ray. The dresses are in that closet there."
>>32500
"Depends where you wanna blend in."
>>32501
"Ya, it's my act. Zig Zag the Zigger draws in huuuge crowds. They can't get enough of me it seems.
If ya are going to Groove Street, try something rough and tough, a bit worn down, and mean. They respect power and attitude there."
You find an outfit fit for a whore.
Exactly your size.
>>32499
"Zig Zag's my stage name. Call me Ray. The dresses are in that closet there."
>>32500
"Depends where you wanna blend in."
>>32501
"Ya, it's my act. Zig Zag the Zigger draws in huuuge crowds. They can't get enough of me it seems.
If ya are going to Groove Street, try something rough and tough, a bit worn down, and mean. They respect power and attitude there."
>>32508
"So" -squeek a little as I just made a friend so fast he told me to use his real name! "Ray, you don't think a pretty dress would fit me in? Can I take one anyway? And what do you think I should wear then? I don't really know much about fashion, you see, I was more occupied at fixing broken stuff when I was little… as in, little-er than now…"
"So" -squeek a little as I just made a friend so fast he told me to use his real name! "Ray, you don't think a pretty dress would fit me in? Can I take one anyway? And what do you think I should wear then? I don't really know much about fashion, you see, I was more occupied at fixing broken stuff when I was little… as in, little-er than now…"
>>32513
"Looks juicy to me."
>>32515
"I'd let you fix my broken parts any day, but I wouldn't wear a nice dress to Groove Street myself."
>>32516
You find a uniform of a germane officer. Perfect condition. The kind you always wanted in the army.
>>32517
You find some street cred as hell threads. Ready to bring the shizzle to the hizzle with the nizzle fo rizzle my zigga.
"Looks juicy to me."
>>32515
"I'd let you fix my broken parts any day, but I wouldn't wear a nice dress to Groove Street myself."
>>32516
You find a uniform of a germane officer. Perfect condition. The kind you always wanted in the army.
>>32517
You find some street cred as hell threads. Ready to bring the shizzle to the hizzle with the nizzle fo rizzle my zigga.
>>32606
"N-nothing! We we're just discussing… Equestrian things… You know… Well you don't because you're not from here."
>>32609
"Ever since you went inside that warehouse, you've been nervous, licking your teeth and talking about how they hurt. Don't lie to me unless you want the Germane to deal with you, he's a cop you know. He'll arrest you for what you did and throw you in prison. Just come clean now."
"N-nothing! We we're just discussing… Equestrian things… You know… Well you don't because you're not from here."
>>32609
"Ever since you went inside that warehouse, you've been nervous, licking your teeth and talking about how they hurt. Don't lie to me unless you want the Germane to deal with you, he's a cop you know. He'll arrest you for what you did and throw you in prison. Just come clean now."
>>32642
>>32643
"Yo ay, what hangin' ziggas, ayaint seen none ovya around befo. Yo from som otha hood or sommen?"
>>32644
>>32645
"Is dese ziggas fo real?"
>>32649
You blurt out "HEIL! BY ORDER OF HOOFLER, ZIS MEER IS IN NEED OF DER PENIS. MACH SCHNELL."
The zebra looks confused for a moment, but your authoritative accent, combined with your intimidating garb force him to co-operate.
"Whoa, you must be onnadem Nasty Party guys or sommen. But hey, you seem lika chill-ass pimp. Stone cold too. Respect."
He drags Short Fix off into a side alley.
>>32643
"Yo ay, what hangin' ziggas, ayaint seen none ovya around befo. Yo from som otha hood or sommen?"
>>32644
>>32645
"Is dese ziggas fo real?"
>>32649
You blurt out "HEIL! BY ORDER OF HOOFLER, ZIS MEER IS IN NEED OF DER PENIS. MACH SCHNELL."
The zebra looks confused for a moment, but your authoritative accent, combined with your intimidating garb force him to co-operate.
"Whoa, you must be onnadem Nasty Party guys or sommen. But hey, you seem lika chill-ass pimp. Stone cold too. Respect."
He drags Short Fix off into a side alley.
>>32670
"You can shove that in your butt if dats the kinda shit you inta"
>>32668
"Yo ho is my ho now, ho!"
>>32672
"WHOA SHIT ZIGGA PUT DAT GAT DOWN, OF COURSE YOU GET FIRSTS!"
He holds Short Fix down, spread out nicely for you to access with ease
>>32675
"Damn dats one juicy ass on a ho… Imma do you next!"
>>32678
Celestia answers
"It could be worse. At least you are not being harassed by a horny fangirl."
"You can shove that in your butt if dats the kinda shit you inta"
>>32668
"Yo ho is my ho now, ho!"
>>32672
"WHOA SHIT ZIGGA PUT DAT GAT DOWN, OF COURSE YOU GET FIRSTS!"
He holds Short Fix down, spread out nicely for you to access with ease
>>32675
"Damn dats one juicy ass on a ho… Imma do you next!"
>>32678
Celestia answers
"It could be worse. At least you are not being harassed by a horny fangirl."
>>32685
>>32686
"AY OW OW DIS AINT COOL ZIGGAS! I THOUGHT YOU WAS COO, DIS IS WHACK!"
>>32687
"Ok ok fiiiiiine. Yo ziggas gotsta make up yo damn minds bout shit. First yo's all 'here zigga go bone dis fine-ass ho' an now yo all 'LET HER GO' zigga dat shit aint gon fly.
So what the fuck do ya really want huh?"
>>32688
You shoot yourself.
Roll again to see where.
>>32686
"AY OW OW DIS AINT COOL ZIGGAS! I THOUGHT YOU WAS COO, DIS IS WHACK!"
>>32687
"Ok ok fiiiiiine. Yo ziggas gotsta make up yo damn minds bout shit. First yo's all 'here zigga go bone dis fine-ass ho' an now yo all 'LET HER GO' zigga dat shit aint gon fly.
So what the fuck do ya really want huh?"
>>32688
You shoot yourself.
Roll again to see where.
>>32695
"AY AY AY AIGHT IMMA GO. JUST GIVE A ZIGGA SEC TA CATCH SOME BREATH"
>>32696
"Oy ye I get watcha mean. Check out da Basset Brothas by tha ol' poker joint back lots. Dems got watcha need.
Anythin' else yall need? Hos? Gats? Grass?"
>>32699
You fix the bleeding and dull the pain. The scar aint too big either. That bullet is still in there though, but as a medic you know removing it is a bad idea.
"AY AY AY AIGHT IMMA GO. JUST GIVE A ZIGGA SEC TA CATCH SOME BREATH"
>>32696
"Oy ye I get watcha mean. Check out da Basset Brothas by tha ol' poker joint back lots. Dems got watcha need.
Anythin' else yall need? Hos? Gats? Grass?"
>>32699
You fix the bleeding and dull the pain. The scar aint too big either. That bullet is still in there though, but as a medic you know removing it is a bad idea.
>>32761
"I'll show them if they ever try to do something naughty like that again I will I'm a strong and independent mare!"
Turn around, and rejoin the others.
"Okay I think I got over most of the initial shock we can go now also please try not to bring up the fact that you just saw my mareparts my mother wouldn't be very proud."
"I'll show them if they ever try to do something naughty like that again I will I'm a strong and independent mare!"
Turn around, and rejoin the others.
"Okay I think I got over most of the initial shock we can go now also please try not to bring up the fact that you just saw my mareparts my mother wouldn't be very proud."
>>32766
"What is it, huh? I asked you not to stare especially after what just happened."
>>32767
"To shoot myself like Pryce oh no no no thankyou."
>>32768
"Because I just realised how close I got to something very bad to happen to me right now and it also made me realise how bad some ponies are and that we are the ones that must stop them and get rid of the bad pnoies and now my thirst for revenge and inner rage is burning me with energy!"
"What is it, huh? I asked you not to stare especially after what just happened."
>>32767
"To shoot myself like Pryce oh no no no thankyou."
>>32768
"Because I just realised how close I got to something very bad to happen to me right now and it also made me realise how bad some ponies are and that we are the ones that must stop them and get rid of the bad pnoies and now my thirst for revenge and inner rage is burning me with energy!"
>>32955
>>32956
>>32958
"Aight coo'"
He takes you out back. There are three big diamond dogs sitting on a old sofa, and a few cardboard boxes have been cut up and laid flat on the pavement
"Ey, dese ziggas sed dey gots biz witcho."
The biggest of the dogs gets up
"DAWG WE DON JUST TALK TA ANYPONE WHO FUCKEN WALKS IN HERE, GET CHO ASS CHECKED COS YO BRAIN SEEMS TA BE LOST IN THERE.
Yo I'm Baws Basset. Dese my brothas an homeboys Big Dawg an Willie.
No tellmewatcho want fo I wreck yo punk-ass-asses."
>>32956
>>32958
"Aight coo'"
He takes you out back. There are three big diamond dogs sitting on a old sofa, and a few cardboard boxes have been cut up and laid flat on the pavement
"Ey, dese ziggas sed dey gots biz witcho."
The biggest of the dogs gets up
"DAWG WE DON JUST TALK TA ANYPONE WHO FUCKEN WALKS IN HERE, GET CHO ASS CHECKED COS YO BRAIN SEEMS TA BE LOST IN THERE.
Yo I'm Baws Basset. Dese my brothas an homeboys Big Dawg an Willie.
No tellmewatcho want fo I wreck yo punk-ass-asses."
>>32994
"Oh, das some hard shit zigga. You don't mess around do ya?"
>>32997
"B…BROWN? Yo yo yo hold up zigga dat stuff is like, WAAAAAY uncool illegal. What eva gave you an idea we gots some?"
>>32999
There is only one. It is pretty big. There are three stallions there. They all turn to look at you. The stall in the back is occupied, the one next to it is not.
"Oh, das some hard shit zigga. You don't mess around do ya?"
>>32997
"B…BROWN? Yo yo yo hold up zigga dat stuff is like, WAAAAAY uncool illegal. What eva gave you an idea we gots some?"
>>32999
There is only one. It is pretty big. There are three stallions there. They all turn to look at you. The stall in the back is occupied, the one next to it is not.
>>33011
>>33013
"Ay shiiii, you bunch be hard-ass ziggas… One moment."
he turns to his brothers
>"Dese some hard-ass ziggas."
>"Indeed. It would seem they know what they are doing, and by the looks of things, know it well. It would be inadvisable to engage in blatant hostilities with such formidable foes."
>"Arf. Roof. Woof woof. Bark."
>"I concur. Let them prove themselves, and then we can dispense the product."
>"Aight. Dope."
>>33016
"Ooh, kinky. But I'm down with that, I guess. You sound pretty at least. Just stick it in the hole and let me handle the rest."
>>33013
"Ay shiiii, you bunch be hard-ass ziggas… One moment."
he turns to his brothers
>"Dese some hard-ass ziggas."
>"Indeed. It would seem they know what they are doing, and by the looks of things, know it well. It would be inadvisable to engage in blatant hostilities with such formidable foes."
>"Arf. Roof. Woof woof. Bark."
>"I concur. Let them prove themselves, and then we can dispense the product."
>"Aight. Dope."
>>33016
"Ooh, kinky. But I'm down with that, I guess. You sound pretty at least. Just stick it in the hole and let me handle the rest."