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ADVENTURE!

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No.119521

Previously on Crypt Quest the party was split into two groups by the Twins. Each group encountered a troupe of ghouls. One party fought and the others hid. Just when things were about to get bad for each party the ghouls stopped their attack and the metal slabs keeping the groups from progressing were opened. After a bit of mental prompting from the Twins the two groups were reunited. Once the party talked with the twins for a little bit the party sealed them in a room with some ghouls.

The party currently stands in a small stone room with a flooded floor. To the north is a hallway leading to the room where Pomelo and Happyhorn were stuck. To the east is a hallway clogged with a thick tangle of roots; behind the roots is a thick iron slab. To the south is a large tunnel that has been dug through the rock wall and the dirt behind it. The entrance is set above the water so the tunnel is dry.

No.119523

>>119521
"Maybe once we smack around their master those vampire guys will stop being such jerks"
I start heading through the tunnel, keeping my eyes peeled for danger

Rolled 7 = 7

No.119524

>>119523
"Well, at least we'll be dry now."

No.119525

>>119521
"Well, it looks like south tunnel is the best option." I follow Pommy.

No.119526

>>119521
rolling to look for traps while I go.

Rolled 1 = 1

No.119527

>>119525
Follow them.

No.119529

>>119528
I keep walking and looking towards that light

Rolled 7 = 7

No.119530

>>119528
"What's this?"

Rolled 5 = 5

No.119531

>>119523
You cannot spot any obvious signs of traps, but every few feet there are designs made out of bones and blood on the dirt walls. These continue all along the tunnel for as far as you can see. After rounding a bend in the tunnel you can see some light from up ahead.

>>119525
>>119526
You follow behind him and see the same things on the wall that he does. You tear one of them off the wall to try and get a better look, but the bones fall apart and the blood stays on the wall.
Roll a spot check.

>>119524
>>119527
The two of you follow them

No.119532

No.119535

>>119531
Go to the light.

No.119536

>>119531
I inch towards the light.

No.119537

>>119529
>>119535
>>119536
The three of you arrive in the room that the party could see from the other end of the hallway when they first arrived on this level. This room looks much the same as the others and is flooded. On the wall to your left is the lever that the Twins used to control the metal slabs and false walls in the hallway. Straight ahead is a passage leading into the darkness. To the right is an open door that leads to the flooded hallway.

>>119530
You cannot tell what it is, but you notice some dirt break free of the wall and tumble down to the floor. Something about it feels wrong to you.

No.119539

>>119537
"Guys, I have a bad feeling about this tunnel.. "

No.119540

>>119537
"Hey Andy hurry up slowpoke!"
I peer past the open door

Rolled 9 = 9

No.119542

>>119540
"Oh!" I pull myself together, and run out of the creepy tunnel to catch up.

Rolled 8 = 8

No.119544

>>119537
"Greeeeat, more water."

I approach the dark hallway.

No.119545

>>119539
"What do you mean?"

No.119547

>>119545
"It just feels.. like evil was coming from the walls. I'm usually right about that sort of thing.. " I look a bit nervous.

No.119548

>>119540
You can see that the metal slab closes to this door is up, and that a ghoul has its head stuck through the meshed window. Something about the ghoul seems off.

>>119542
You catch up with the others.

>>119544
You can see the the floor slopes upwards until it is no longer under water.

No.119549

>>119547
"Maybe the master is there."

No.119550

>>119548
Carefully inspect that ghoul head

Rolled 2 = 2

No.119551

>>119549
"A vampire so evil that he radiates evil energy this far?" I grip my spear, "No wonder the power of nature has been so weak in here.."
>>119550
"Did you find something Pommy?"

No.119552

>>119551
"Y-yeah… something creepy!"

No.119554

>>119552
I pat his cute little goat head, and inspect what he's looking at. "Don't worry Pommy, we're here."

Rolled 3 = 3

No.119555

>>119550
You cannot see the ghouls head because it is on the other side of the metal slab. All you can see from here is its body.

>>119547
>>119549
>>119551
The bones and blood were in the dirt tunnel you all just came from, not the dark one that Happyhorn inspected.

>>119554
It's a ghoul.

No.119556

>>119555
"What're you all looking at over there?"

No.119557

>>119556
"Some kind of ghoul, its stuck somehow I think." I prod it with my spear.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.119558

>>119555
Oh! I inspect the ghoul's body for anything important
>>119556
"There's this deady thing here. Looks like it got caught when the metal walls went up earlier

Rolled 4 = 4

No.119559

>>119556
>>119557
"Ooooh, one of those buggers? What's wrong with it?"

Rolled 4 = 4

No.119560

>>119557
As you poke it with you spear it looses its balance and falls. Its neck looks broken.

>>119558
The ghoul has nothing on it.

>>119559
It looks dead.

No.119561

>>119560
"See Pommy, nothing scary about it.. " I look around for something else.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.119562

>>119560
"Grossgrossgross!"
I walk out and slowly start heading down the dark path, keeping my eyes peeled

Rolled 9 = 9

No.119563

>>119560
"Yep. That's dead."

I turn around and follow Pomelo.

No.119564

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>>119561
Looking through the broken mesh window you can see that all the other slabs are raised and that the false wall is blocking the passage to where the Twins are trapped. The lever for the handle is on the ground on the side of the slab opposite you.

>>119562
The floor rises until it is out of the water then becomes flat once again. As you round a bend in the tunnel you can see a large, long room that is faintly lit by dimly burning torches. The left and right wall each have three openings on them and at the very back are three coffins.

>>119563
You follow him.

The orange dots are the torches.

No.119567

>>119564
"Should we burn the coffins?"

No.119568

>>119564
"Is this it? It's scary enough…"
Locate the coffins.

Rolled 9 + 2 = 11

No.119569

>>119564
"I don't think there's cake in those boxes…"
I grab one of the torches (if I can) and look down the first opening on the right side

Rolled 5 = 5

No.119573

>>119564
[s]that lever would free them right?[s]

No.119580

>>119573
Yes. They would not be happy with you.

No.119581

>>119580
right, I'll just remember it for later. I move into the room with the others.

No.119583

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>>119568
The coffin closest to the wall is the the largest and fanciest. The insides are plush and comfortable looking, and lined with rich purple silk. The coffin has a small latch on the inside so that whoever is inside can lock it to keep it from being opened. Looking closely reveals metal plates hidden between the linings and the wood on the sides to make the coffin sturdier. This one is obviously for the Twins' master.

The two smaller coffins are old, but look as if they have been polished and cleaned recently. The insides have a stale smell of death hidden beneath the lemony fresh scent of fabric cleaner. Old, faded red silk lines the inside of the coffins, but there is no cushioning other than that. Both of these coffins are side by side and lack latches and metal plates. These ones are obviously for the Twins and look as if they were taken from this very crypt.

>>119569
You take the torch to the left of the opening and look through. The torch reveals a circular room with a thick stone pillar in the center. The pillars and the walls have recesses in them. Above each recess is a small metal plate with writing carved into it, and in each recess is a closed coffin.

>>119581
You join the others.

[paused]

No.119610

>>119583
Use this time to look around and plan for the final battle.

No.119611

>>119583
Take one of the torches.

No.119612

>>119583
"Hey, can someone tell me what these metal things in here say?"

No.119614

>>119612
"Sure thing Pommy." I try to read the metal plates.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.119615

>>119583
Check the coffins.

Rolled 8 = 8

No.119617

>>119612
"When we get outta here, I really gotta teach you how to read Pommy!"
>>119583
Examine the Master's coffin. Any kooky mechanism or weird switches?

Rolled 9 = 9

No.119619

>>119617
"I can read! My eyes just hurt right now…"
I huff

No.119620

>>119619
"How do you spell 'party' then?"

No.119622

>>119620
"Maybe when this is all over I can teach him~"

No.119625

>>119620
"Oh like this!"
I make a wriggling motion in the air with my hoof like party streamers
"That's a letter, right?"
>>119622
"Maybe, but don't get too close if you do. I don't need any more germs!"

No.119626

>>119619
>>119625
"What do you youngin's do if you're not going to school, boy?"

No.119629

>>119625
"But pommy, she's not even really a she.. no girl germs involved!"

No.119632

>>119626
"Oh, I do all my learning at the temple! It's a lot of hard work learning all the ways to pop out of a cake let me tell you"

>>119629
"I AIN'T SEEIN' BOY PARTS ON HER"

No.119634

>>119622
"Why are you saying it all sing-songy like that?"
>>119625
I giggle.
"No silly! That's called pa- panto-… pantochime! That's called pantochiming!"
I take out a pink marker and write out 'Party!' on a nearby wall.
"That's how you spell 'party'! P-A-R-T-Y. Party!"

No.119635

>>119611
You take the upper right torch on the map.

>>119614
The plates all have names and dates on them. All the names in this room have some relation to stone or rock and date back a very long time. It is likely that this room is dedicated to descendants of one of the town's founding families.

>>119615
The coffin closest to the wall is the the largest and fanciest. The insides are plush and comfortable looking, and lined with rich purple silk. The coffin has a small latch on the inside so that whoever is inside can lock it to keep it from being opened.

The two smaller coffins are old, but look as if they have been polished and cleaned recently. The insides have a stale smell of death hidden beneath the lemony fresh scent of fabric cleaner. Old, faded red silk lines the inside of the coffins, but there is no cushioning other than that.

>>119617
There is a sturdy latch on the inside of the coffin that can be used by whoever is inside to lock the coffin. There is a small button that, when pressed, causes part of the inside to light up. This is probably a reading lamp of some sort.

No.119638

>>119632
"How are you going to tell which paper is blessed and good to eat if you can't read, boy? You could eat a cursed sheet for all you know!"

>>119635
Look for corpses around the room.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.119639

>>119634
"I knew that! I was testing you, and you passed!"
I hug Bessy
>>119614
"I was testing you too!"
>>119635
I inspect the opposite room
"Hey maybe we should all check what's in each room"

Rolled 8 = 8

No.119640

>>119632
"why are you looking there, you naughty little goat~"
>>119635
"It looks like the names and dates of death of the founding members of the town."

No.119641

>>119632
"They never let me do that one… and it looked like fun too!"
>>119635
I inspect a nearby room. Locate!

Rolled 6 = 6

No.119643

>>119635
I look for a good place to set up a trap for the vampires.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.119648

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>>119638
You cannot see any corpses in the room, but you can smell old death coming from the bottom left room on the map.

>>119639
This room looks the same as the other one, but all the coffins have been taken out of their recesses and stacked in the back. In their place are lots and lots of books.

>>119641
You enter the second room on the left of the map. It looks much the same as the room above it, but all the names here are related to wheat instead of stone.

>>119643
The rooms are good places to hide for an ambush. You also notice something strange on the ceiling to the right of the coffins.

No.119650

>>119648
Investigate the right side of the coffins.

Rolled 4 = 4

No.119651

>>119648
"Oh gosh books…
Can anyone take a look a these books? They don't have any pictures!"
I inspect the coffins

Rolled 10 = 10

No.119652

>>119648
I use Locate on the rest of the rooms then!
There's gotta be something in here that's interesting…

Rolled 5 = 5

No.119653

>>119638
Go to the bottom left.

"Lingering lost ones, come to me! I, a guide with a task, need aid of all you have seen."

Attempt a commune.

Rolled 5 + 2 = 7

No.119656

>>119651
I smirk.

"Is this another test of yours, boyo?"

Examine the books.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.119657

>>119656
"No, they're just not very interesting without pictures!"

No.119658

>>119650
There is something weird about the ceiling, but you cannot tell what it is.

>>119651
The coffins are of various ages and fashions, some dating back to shortly after the founding of the town. A quick peak inside a few of them show very well decayed ponies.

>>119652
You go to the same room as Olga. There are a number of skeletons and partial skeletons dumped haphazardly on the floor.

>>119653
One of the more intact skeletons shudders, then looks up at you.
"I have seen much. What do you want to know?"

>>119656
There are a bunch of books here that cover many different topics. There is also a small stack of foal's books.

No.119660

>>119658
"…I think I'll just let you handle this one Olga."
I walk out of the room and head to where Pommy and Happyhorn are.
"What's going on in here?"

No.119661

>>119658
I use roots to lift myself up to get a better look at the ceiling.

Rolled 4 = 4

No.119662

>>119660
"Loads of books, some which do have pictures!'

I kick the foal's books towards Pomelo.

No.119664

>>119658
"Spirit, what can you tell us of the head vampire? His weaknesses, his strengths, anything you may know."

No.119666

>>119658
"Blech!"
I point Olga towards the coffins
"Something you might want in there"
>>119662
"YES!"
I pocket some of the books for later"
>>119658
I research the master's coffin

Rolled 4 = 4

No.119667

>>119666
Go with him.

No.119669

>>119666
"Do not interrupt a communion!"

No.119673

>>119661
Your roots make a small platform but you fall off.

>>119664
"He is old, older than some of the ones buried here. He has all the strengths and weaknesses of a vampire, and has placed his minions in our coffins."
You should roll when trying to learn things using Commune.

>>119666
>>119667
Looking closely you can see a small pocket with some pieces of paper in it.

No.119676

>>119673
I search the rest of the books in this room.
Anything useful and/or interesting?

Rolled 5 = 5

No.119678

>>119673
I take the papers and try to read it! (but then pass it off to Mushu)

Rolled 6 = 6

No.119680

>>119678
"Thank you."
Read the paper.

No.119682

>>119673
"I need you to be more specific, O departed one. What should we do?

Rolled 5 + 2 = 7

No.119684

>>119673
Get back up there and look at that ceiling. I have to know what's up there.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.119691

>>119676
You find a few that look like they might be fun reads, but nothing useful.

>>119678
>>119680
None of them have any writing on them, they all have well preserved charcoal drawings on them. One is of a slightly large than average unicorn stallion with a pegasus mare. Another is one solely of the mare. The rest of them are all more of the same, either the stallion, the mare, or both. The final one is of two unicorn foals sleeping next to each other.

>>119682
"Kill him, kill the vampires, and kill his minions in our coffins. After you have done that let Trotston senior take care of putting us back in our coffins. Did you mean how to kill the vampires? Just cut off his head and burn both it and his body."

>>119684
You stay on your roots this time and look at the ceiling. There is a double spiral pattern on the walkway that reminds you of the staircase you used to get from the lich's room to the flooded room.

No.119693

>>119691
"The twins?"

No.119694

>>119691
"I see, so we should prepare fire. But what about defending ourselves?"

Turn to the rest of the party.
"Can anyone start a fire? We have to decapitate the vampire and burn it!"

Rolled 6 + 2 = 8

No.119695

>>119694
"I have this torch."

No.119697

>>119694
"There kind of already are fires here."
I point to the torch in my hand and on the walls

No.119698

No.119699

>>119694
I call back "You can use these roots, I'm done looking at the ceiling. It has a spiral pattern on it like the stairs from earlier."

No.119701

>>119697
>>119695
"By that, I mean, anything we can use a fuel? Burning a vampire must be quick!"

No.119702

>>119694
"Be careful with the fire. If he knows that you have been here he will have the upper hoof. Be careful if you let him speak, and do not look in his eyes. Do not let him bite you, but that goes without saying."

No.119704

>>119701
"There's a bunch of books all over the place. But don't burn the pretty picture ones!"

No.119705

>>119702
"So he can easily claim dominion over our minds. I thank thee. Should you have anymore to say, I shall listen."

Rolled 3 = 3

No.119706

>>119691
I walk out of the room.
"What's on those papers y'got there Mushu?"

No.119707

>>119706
"Pictures."

No.119709

>>119701
I come over to her and point her in the direction of my roots. "I can try to make more like that for you."

No.119710

>>119701
"His body and head will burn like dry wood once you remove his head. If you must have a pyre use his books and coffin, but leave our coffins and Trotston Senior's books alone."

>>119705
"Let me sleep now."

No.119711

>>119704
"Bah! I was hoping to pour oil over him, especially since he can claim our minds if we look him in the eye or listen to his voice! We kill him as quickly as possible, without leaving evidence that we have been here,or he will prepare!"

Rolled 9 = 9

No.119714

>>119710
Prostrate myself.

"I thank thee for assistance."

Perform a blessing with my talisman in thanks.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.119716

>>119707
"Anything… more specific than that? What kinda pictures are they? Pretty ones?"
>>119711
"Do we even know where he is?"

No.119718

I say a prayer to the god of partying herself
"Got any tips oh Pink One?"

Rolled 5 = 5

No.119720

>>119716
"You tell me."
Show her the draws.

No.119721

>>119711
"He is old. Vampires do not get old if they are not smart. He doesn't carry around the means of his destruction, so if you or your party does not have oil then you will have to fight him in a more traditional way. He can claim your mind with only his voice, but that is very difficult. If I had to guess I would say it happens about two times out of ten. His gaze is very dangerous though."

>>119714
"Thank you for your formality. May I rest now?"

>>119718
"Try not to get all your blood sucked out! That would be really bad for your health!"

No.119722

>>119720
Do I recognize anything about the drawings?

Rolled 6 = 6

No.119724

>>119721
"Thanks Pinkie!"
I smile and investigate the bottom right room

Rolled 1 = 1

No.119726

>>119721
"Maybe a mirror will help us then?" rolling to look for something reflective.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.119729

>>119722
The two foals pictured are both unicorns, just like the twins.

>>119724
This room has had the coffins cleared out to make room for traveling supplies. You try to climb up on top of a large pile of them, but end up knocking it over and getting buried underneath the pile.

>>119726
There is nothing reflective in this room. Not even a puddle or a shiny piece of metal.
How would a mirror help against a vampire?

No.119730

>>119729
Somehow I thought we could avoid having direct eye contact with him that way. Sine he has hypnotic eyes. "ah well." I look for a good place in the little sides rooms for each person to hide.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.119731

>>119730

*for a place for each person to hide.

No.119732

>>119731
Reflect the sun?

No.119733

>>119729
"Gah!"
Rolling to get out of this silly pile

Rolled 6 = 6

No.119734

>>119730
Hiding under the pile of bones in Olga's room should keep everyone hidden.

>>119733
You crawl out of the pile. Anyone that looks in this room will be able to tell that someone was here.

No.119735

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>>119734
Woops.

No.119736

>>119734
I look at the stuff I knocked over for anything useful

Rolled 9 = 9

No.119738

>>119735
I take a peek inside the last unchecked room, but don't actually enter it. What's in it?

Rolled 1 = 1

No.119743

>>119736
You find a very heavy cloak that is about your size.
Counts as light armor.

>>119738
IT'S THE HEAD VAMPIRE! HE WAS HERE THE ENTIRE TIME!

No.119748

>>119743
!!!
I GET THE HECK OUT OF THERE!
RUN AND HIDE IN THE PILE OF BONES!

Rolled 10 = 10

No.119749

>>119743
"What are you doing over there Bessy?"

No.119750

>>119743
-1 cast penalty huh
I drag out the cloak
"Anyone wanna play dress up?"

No.119751

>>119748
"Are you ok Bessy?"

No.119752

>>119751
>>119749
"Sssh! Th- the head vampires over there! Quick! Get in here!"

Rolled 8 = 8

No.119754

>>119752
Hide with her.

No.119755

>>119752
I jump in after her.

No.119756

>>119748
You dive into the pile of bones like a seapony dives into the water. You vanish completely without disturbing the skeletons.

>>119750
If you try using mage spells, yes.

No.119761

>>119756
Oh pff. I put it on then. Rolling to look damn good in it
>>119752
I hide with Bessy!

Rolled 4 = 4

No.119765

>>119754
>>119755
>>119761
You three should roll for hiding.

>>119761
It is a little bit to big for you, making you look goofy.

No.119767

>>119765
Rolling to hide

Rolled 5 = 5

No.119769

>>119765
Rolling.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.119770

>>119765
roll to be stealthy.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.119774

>>119767
You dive headfirst into the pile. Figuring that if you can't see him, he can't see you, you leave your cute goat butt sticking out of the pile.

>>119769
You hide pretty well, but break a few of the skeleton's bones.

>>119770
You land on top of the pile and loudly break some of the bones.

No.119777

>>119774
I pull Pommy in deeper so that evil vampire can't see his goat butt.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.119779

>>119774
"oops.. " I try to go in deeper.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.119780

>>119765
>>119777
I think about how well hidden I am and try to pull Andelia with me

Rolled 5 = 5

No.119782

>>119777
You pull him in so that his goat butt is hidden.

>>119779
You can't figure out how to get under the pile of bones.

>>119780
You pull her tail.

No.119784

>>119782
"Ow, Pommy! this is not time for horse play."

No.119785

>>119784
"Hush and get your butt in here!"
Pull her again

Rolled 6 = 6

No.119786

>>119784
"Horse play? But Pommy's a goat silly! Now get in here!"
Pull her in as well and peek out to see if that evil vampire's near by.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.119787

>>119785
>>119786
"alright.."

rolling to get in the pile.

Rolled 1 = 1

No.119790

>>119785
You pull her through by her tail. She is now hidden.

>>119786
She is already hidden. Now that you think about it, you might have not really seen the vampire after all.

>>119787
You wonder why dogs like to chew on bones so much, so you pop a bone into your mouth in order to find out.

No.119792

>>119790
…Really?
I pop my head out and take a better look. Is he really not out there?

Rolled 1 = 1

No.119793

>>119790
"What is she doing?"

No.119796

>>119790
"Mmm, not bad. a little corspy though. "

No.119797

>>119792
HE'S RIGHT OUTSIDE THE BONE PILE!

No.119799

>>119793
"She's hungry I guess? It doesn't look very good"

No.119800

>>119797
AAAAHHHH
CHARGE HIM CHARGE HIM CHARGE HIM

Rolled 8 = 8

No.119801

>>119797
>>119800
Tiger stance!

Rolled 10 + 2 = 12

No.119803

>>119797
"AAA WHAT"
Swing blindly at him

Rolled 6 = 6

No.119804

>>119800
I check to see if he's really there.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.119806

>>119800
You charge out of the bone pile, through where you thought he was, and into the main room. It must have just been a trick of the light that you saw.

>>119801
Your flurry of blows pulverizes the floor stone under the bone pile.

>>119803
You swing your staff at the air.

>>119804
He isn't.

No.119809

>>119806
"guys, calm down. He's not there."

No.119810

>>119806
"…Where'd he go?"
Look around the room to see if he's anywhere in here.

Rolled 5 = 5

No.119811

>>119806
"Haha! I must've smacked him so hard he burst into confetti and disappeared!"

No.119812

>>119810
He ain't.

No.119816

I am ready to stop when the rest of you are.

No.119817

>>119812
Oh…
"Uh… false alarm?"
I scratch the back (can a buffalo even reach that far?) of my neck.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.119818

>>119817
Most buffalo can't, but you can easily reach that far back. You are one of the world's most flexible buffalo.

No.119819

>>119817
"…I knew that!"
I hop up on Bessy's back and scratch for her

Rolled 8 = 8

No.119820

>>119819
You hop up and help her scratch the back of her neck.

No.119821

>>119817
"Its okay, this place is pretty creepy. But we didn't actually explore that last room yet." I head into it and look around.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.119822

>>119818
Aww yeah.
>>119819
"Aww, y'didn't need to do that for me buddy! But thanks anyways!"
I use my new found flexibility and hold my hoof up high and behind my head to give Pommy a pat on the head.
So we stopping for the night?

No.119824

>>119821
A few of the coffins have been removed to make room for books. There are not as many here as there are in the room above it.

>>119822
I am ready to stop when the rest of you are.

No.119825

>>119822
I chuckle and pat back
>>119824
I'm good for stopping

No.119826

>>119824
[s]alright, lets stop then.[s]

No.119828

>>119826
crtl+s

No.122910

In a fit of boredom, Blink, the diamond dog, dug a small tunnel from the underground chapel to the large, dark room that until recently held several gargoyles. The party followed him through.

Players please report in.

No.122913

>>122910
"Well that was simple enough, don't expect me to keep doing this though"

No.122914

>>122913
"Nevermind that, you're talking to yourself now"

No.122915

>>122910
I finally make my way out of the tunnel, but get stuck at the exit.
"Uh… little help please?"

No.122916

>>122915
"….yea yea yea"
help her out

Rolled 1 = 1

No.122918

>>122915
"Yeah, definitly going on a diet after this"
I push her

stupid autoupdate

Rolled 7 = 7

No.122919

>>122916
You point at her and laugh.
I'm waiting for everyone to get in here before introducing the monster.

No.122922

>>122915
"How did you get so far down here anyway?"

Push!

Rolled 7 = 7

No.122923

>>122919
"pfft, no wait. I'm sorry I shouldn't be laughing, forgive me please"
rolling to sound sincere in my apology

Rolled 9 = 9

No.122924

>>122918
>>122922
The two of you, working together, push her free.
Was this everyone?

No.122925

>>122918
"But it's muscle!"
>>122921
"…Thanks anyways though Pommy."
Locate on the area!

Rolled 7 = 7

No.122926

>>122924
I think so

>>122925
"Maybe you can lose a little muscle. You're already more than strang enough for anything!"

No.122928

>>122926
Cough "Strong I mean!"

No.122930

>>122926
"Got that right sister"

No.122931

>>122928
I snicker.

"That's a nice way of sugarcoating it!"

No.122933

>>122926
"If you say so…

How do you lose muscle again?"

No.122934

>>122933
"Depends on how fast you want to lose it"

search out the place

Rolled 8 = 8

No.122935

>>122933
"You uh.. just try thinking about being less strong? That's bound to work!"

No.122936

>>122935
"I guess I could try it…"
I think about being less strong.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.122937

>>122923
You sound very sincere.

>>122925
>>122934
Looking back at the tunnel you can see small clumps of dirt falling from the sides and top. As you watch the clumps grow larger and larger before the dirt itself seems to come alive and fill in the tunnel. Just when the dirt seems to stop moving two large arms reach out of the dirt wall and grab on the the hole in the stonework. They pull, and out comes a large, brown head followed by a thick body and two strong legs. The thing resembles a diamond dog, but it is made of stone and dirt and stands twice as tall as Blink. Inside of attacking the party it turns and punches its fist into the wall. When it removes the fist it pulls out another creature just like it. They both turn to look at the party, then roar.

Roll for initiative and state your attack.

No.122938

>>122936
You cannot picture yourself being weaker than you currently are.

No.122939

>>122937
marksman shot one of the eyes!
if i can't do that with the modifier
shoot my bow into its eye!

Rolled 2 + 2 = 4

No.122940

>>122937
"What the heck is that?!"
Swing at one with my staff

Rolled 7 = 7

No.122942

>>122938
…Is that good or bad?
>>122937
Crippling Shot on the legs! Knock 'em down a peg!

Rolled 8 + 2 = 10

No.122943

>>122940
"It's a…dirt dog!"

Shoot it!

Rolled 6 = 6

No.122945

>>122939
Your arrow strikes one of them in the eye. The golem pulls the arrow out and throws it at you while reforming its eye.
Roll to dodge.

>>122940
You knock a small clump of dirt off one of the golems.

>>122942
You are stronk. Why would stronk buffalo want to be weak?
Your stone hits one of their knees and tears the bottom half of its leg off. It loses balance and falls onto its face. +1 to all rolls against it this turn.

>>122943
Your arrow punches through and takes a bit of dirt with it.

No.122947

>>122945
dodging! -d1
if it works then another marksman shot! -d2 w/bonus

Rolled 4, 2 + 2 = 8

No.122948

>>122945
Yeeeah! Nothing is a match for BUFFALO STRONK!
Marksman shot on the one's that down!

Rolled 9 + 1 = 10

No.122949

>>122945
"See Bessy? You're so strong you had to go easy on it and only bust one of it's legs!"

I smack the downed one

Rolled 5 + 1 = 6

No.122951

>>122945
I direct my spider to start pulling one apart with its webs.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.122960

>>122947
The clump of dirt hits you in the chest, put the arrow doesn't stick you.

>>122948
You strike its other leg with your stone right at the hip. The leg explodes in bits of rock, dirt, and bone. It's other leg reforms, but it cannot stand. There is a permanent +1 to all attacks against this golem.

>>122949
You manage to knock a few more chunks off of it.

>>122951
I don't think you have your spider yet. If you want it I will have to had one or two more golems to even things out.
You join Pomelo in knocking dirt off of the golem. It is starting to grow smaller.

The second golem, completely ignored, slams a fist into the patch of dirt and roars at the party. Along with the roar comes a torrent of dirt and rock.
Everyone roll to dodge.

No.122962

>>122960
I try to adorably flip out of the way!

Rolled 8 = 8

No.122963

>>122960
DODGING THEN FIRING A CRIPPLING SHOT LIKE BESSY DID

Rolled 7, 4 + 2 = 13

No.122965

>>122960
Oh, I didn't know when this was supposed to take place.

I throw a few more bolts into them.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.122966

>>122960
I let out a whoop and bounce in range of the other golem, and try to Crippling Shot him!

Rolled 4 + 2 = 6

No.122981

>>122962
You do an adorable backflip out of the way of the oncoming dirt and land on your hooves. If the golems had hearts the sight of you doing that might have warmed them.

>>122963
You act like a badass and try to jump out of the way and shoot it at the same time. You manage to dodge, but your bolt misses.
The DC for actions goes up to 7 if you want to do two things at the same time.

>>122965
You are buried under a pile of dirt. You are Helpless.

>>122966
You hit it and takes its knee off below the leg, but are unable to dodge and are buried just like Happyhorn. You are Helpless. +1 to all attacks against the golem next turn.

No.122982

>>122981
"I DON"T LIKE BEING BURIED"

Attempt to get out.

Rolled 8 = 8

No.122984

>>122981
shoot it again

Rolled 3 + 2 = 5

No.122985

>>122981
I try to yank Bessy out of the dirt

Rolled 6 = 6

No.122986

>>122981
"Hey! That wasn't very nice!"
Try to dig my way out of the dirt and Marksman Shot the golem I took the knee off of!

Rolled 1, 6 + 1 = 8

No.122988

>>122982
You dig your way out of the pile of dirt.

>>122984
Your bolt bounces off a large rock in its body.

>>122985
You try to pull Bessy out, but…

>>122986
You grab him and pull him into the dirt pile with you. Seeing as how you are buried you cannot attack. Both you and Pomelo are Helpless.

The golem missing a leg starts crawling towards the filled in tunnel while the other golem regrows its leg. +0 to all rolls against the second golem.

No.122990

>>122988
"you gotta be kidding…"
shoot the golem crawling away! marksman shot!

Rolled 5 + 2 = 7

No.122991

>>122988
Attack the legless golem!

Rolled 8 + 1 = 9

No.122992

>>122988
"Ack! Too strong!"
I try to crawl out

Rolled 1 = 1

No.122993

>>122988
"Sorry!"
I try to get out again.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.122994

>>122990
Your arrow breaks a large clump off of the legless golem, exposing a bit of bone under the dirt.

>>122991
You start breaking dirt off of it with your dagger and expose more of the bone.

>>122992
You decide to make the best of a bad situation and curl up next to Bessy for a nap.

>>122993
Pomelo trying to find a comfortable sleeping position distracts you and keeps you from digging your way to freedom.

The second golem starts walking towards the mound where Pomelo and Bessy are buried.

No.122995

>>122994
"C'mon Pommy, this isn't the time for napping! We can nap later!"
I try to break out of the pile and charge whatever's coming for us!

Rolled 1 = 1

No.122997

>>122994
"Rggh! DAMN IT ALL!"
dig under and pull bessy and pomelo to the safety of underground

Rolled 4 = 4

No.122998

>>122994
"Strong and warm!
Bleh it's too cramped in here for a nap"
I try to pop out of the dirt

Rolled 5 = 5

No.123000

>>122994
"Hey! They're bony under all this gunk!"

Attack the bone!

Rolled 10 + 1 = 11

No.123004

>>122995
You decide he has the right idea and curl up next to him for a nap of your own.

>>122997
The second golem sees you running for the pile and shoots a rock at you. You are able to block it with your shield, but have to stop to do so.

>>122998
You poke your head out of the dirt and see the second golem about the reach the pile of dirt you and Bessy are in.

>>123000
After digging some more dirt away from the bone you place your horns under it and attempt to pry it out. After a great deal of tugging the bone pops free and pulls most of a skeleton out with it. Most of the first elemental crumbles, leaving only a head, arm, and part of a torso.

The first, heavily wounded golem crawls slowly towards the collapsed tunnel.

The second golem reaches an arm out towards the pile that Pomelo and Bessy are in. It will reach them this turn.

No.123006

>>123004
"B-BESSY! TROUBLE COMING OUT WAY!"
Dig out!

Rolled 4 = 4

No.123007

>>123004
grab the seconde golem and wrestle it away from the 2 idiots
"Don't dwaddle get outta there!"

Rolled 9 = 9

No.123008

>>123004
>>123006
"Huh?… DANGER?!"
I try to charge my way outta the rubble and into the danger!

Rolled 4 = 4

No.123012

>>123004
"No you don't, you dirty bastard!"

Finish it off!

Rolled 2 + 1 = 3

No.123022

>>123006
Already being partway out, your weak struggling is enough to get you all the way out.

>>123007
Despite its impressive size you are able to grapple with the golem. The two of you are locked together in struggle. DC3 to not be made Helpless, DC8 to make the golem Helpless.

>>123008
You are only able to fit your head through the opening that Pomelo made.

>>123012
You try to stab it in the head, but it grabs you in its jaws and shake you a few times before spitting you out and continuing its journey towards the collapsed tunnel.

No.123023

>>123022
WRASSLIN'

Rolled 6 = 6

No.123024

>>123022
Try to pull up Bessy
"Come on there's gotta be better places around here for a nap!"

Rolled 3 = 3

No.123025

>>123022
"Wait for me Pommy!"
I try to force my way out!

Rolled 4 = 4

No.123027

>>123022
"Hey!"

Stop it!

Rolled 7 + 1 = 8

No.123028

>>123023
The two of you stay locked together, neither of you able to get the upper paw in the fight.

>>123024
>>123025
No matter how hard Pomelo pulls his efforts are countered by Bessy's large size.

>>123027
You break a bit of dirt off its arm as it slowly pulls its way across the floor.

No.123030

>>123028
KEEP WRASSLIN

Rolled 10 = 10

No.123031

>>123028
Oh come on!
It's muscle bulk, not fat!

I try to make my way out. Again.

Rolled 4 = 4

No.123034

>>123028
"Come on you can do it!"
Try to pull her out again!

Rolled 10 = 10

No.123038

>>123028
"You're not going anywhere, you stubborn pile of crud!"

Take it apart!

Rolled 4 + 1 = 5

No.123039

>>123030
With a great cry you tear one of its arms off at the elbow and slam the golem to the ground. It is now Helpless.

>>123031
Bulk is bulk and you are stuck.

>>123034
Despite her size and weight you grab her by the horns and pull her free with one strong yank.

>>123038
Your dagger hits a rocky patch on its arm and fails to do anything. The golem is too distracted by trying to get away to counterattack you.

No.123040

>>123039
RIP ITS HEAD OFF NOW

Rolled 6 = 6

No.123041

>>123039
"AAAAAGH!"

I stomp that damn thing into grain!

Rolled 5 + 1 = 6

No.123043

>>123039
"Finally! Thanks Pommy!"
Alright, now it's time to get serious!
Marksman Shot on the golemn trying to get away!

Rolled 3 = 3

No.123044

>>123039
"…Maybe I'm the one that's too strong"
I give Bessy a quick hug and charge at the crawling one with my staff

Rolled 5 = 5

No.123047

>>123040
Its head is attached quite tightly, but you loosen it a little bit.

>>123041
You jump onto its arm and start stomping. After a few seconds you are able to expose more bone.

>>123043
Your shot misses by a mile.

>>123044
After hugging your friend you run over to the half-broken golem and start whacking at it with your staff. The only thing that happens is your squeaky ball squeaking whenever it hits the golem.

No.123048

>>123047
Grr!
Again!

Rolled 3 = 3

No.123049

>>123047
"come on… blink!"
PUUUULLLLL

Rolled 8 = 8

No.123050

>>123047
Finally! Pull out that bone!

Rolled 8 + 1 = 9

No.123051

>>123047
"Haha! Taste my strong!"
Keep smacking it

Rolled 6 = 6

No.123054

>>123048
You nearly hit Pomelo.

>>123049
A bit of dirt comes off the golems neck as it regrows its arm and stands up. If you want to keep trying to pull its head off your better hope you don't fail this last roll.

>>123050
You pull the bone out and shield your face as its last arm explodes.

>>123051
You break an ear off the angrily snapping dirt head.

No.123057

>>123054
"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!! COMEON DON'T FAIL ME NOW STRENGTH"

Rolled 8 = 8

No.123059

>>123054
"Hey! Watch where you're throwing those!"
Hit it on the head

Rolled 4 = 4

No.123061

>>123054
"Yeah! Not so cool now with only one arm, huh?!"

Stomp on it some more!

Rolled 5 + 1 = 6

No.123064

>>123054
WHY IS EVERYTHING GOING WRONG
;_;

I give that one more try.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.123066

>>123057
this is my last post. tell everyone blink left because this shit is taking too long

No.123071

>>123057
You pull the golem's head free and throw it away as it explodes. The golem, now blind, begins to flail its arms wildly and stumble around. +2 to all rolls against the golem for the rest of the battle.

>>123059
It bites your leg.

>>123061
You break some of the dirt of what it left of its torso.

>>123064
You graze Happyhorn with your shot.

>>123066
See you around.

No.123072

>>123071
"Yeow! This one's a jerk"
I try my luck on the headless one and swing at it

Rolled 7 + 2 = 9

No.123077

>>123071
"H-hey! I know I'm not your goat buddy, but I'm not worth killing!"

Startled, I jump back and shoot the other one.

Rolled 4 + 2 = 6

No.123080

>>123072
You break a chunk of dirt and rock off its back.

>>123077
You break a bit more dirt off with your shot a reveal a spec of bone.

No.123082

>>123071
"Come on guys, you can do better!" Use roots on the one Pomelo is fighting.

Rolled 8 = 8

No.123083

>>123080
The other one's still a head right?
Charge back at the head and STAFF IT

Rolled 4 = 4

No.123086

>>123080
"More bone!"

I grab it and pull.

Rolled 10 + 2 = 12

No.123089

>>123082
Roots shoot out of the ground and entangle the giant diamond dog shaped golem.

>>123083
It bites you again. It really hurt this time.

>>123086
Despite only the tiniest fragment of bone showing you ram your head into its body and grab it with your mouth. Once you have a tight grip you pull as hard as you can and fall away form the golem with a diamond dog skeleton sans skull. The golem explodes and showers the party with dirt and rock.

No.123092

>>123089
"OWWW!"
I start sniffling and swinging wildly at it

Rolled 6 = 6

No.123095

>>123089
Use natural remedy to help pommy out. "Hey little goat, be careful.."

Rolled 1 + 2 = 3

No.123096

>>123089
"YEEEEAH! Who's stronk now?!"

Shoot that head.

Rolled 6 + 2 = 8

No.123097

>>123092
You knock off its other ear.

>>123095
You give him something to drink, but when he drinks it he bursts into flame.

>>123096
The skull is now exposed.

No.123098

>>123097
"AAAAWHATDIDYOUGIVEMEYOUJERK!"
Stop drop and roll it out

Rolled 3 = 3

No.123099

>>123097
"Shit, sorry! Um.." try to put out the flames with dirt.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.123101

>>123097
Kick that skull across the room!

Rolled 9 + 2 = 11

No.123102

>>123098
The fire won't go out.

>>123099
You get dirt n his eyes.

>>123101
You toss the skull into the air then turn around and kick it with your back legs. It flies through the air and explodes against a pillar.

No.123104

>>123102
ROLL ROLL ROLL ANDY YOU JERK

Rolled 8 = 8

No.123106

>>123102
"Oh, no.. " Use natural remedy to make something to help his burns. "I'm sure I have it right this time.."

Rolled 10 + 2 = 12

No.123109

>>123104
You manage to put the fire out.

>>123106
You give him something that instantly heals all the damage done to him by the fighting and the fire.

This was fun.

No.123111

>>123109
It was. Thanks

Rolled 1 = 1

No.124393

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Previously on Crypt Quest the party gained entrance to the vampire's lair and did a bit of exploring. In the top two side rooms on the left are coffins put into receptacles meant for them. In the bottom room on the left are a pile of old, dead skeletons. The room on the top right is full of books, and also has a few old foal's books. The middle room on the right has more books, but these look like the ones in the lich's room. The room on the bottom right is full of traveling gear. At the bottom of the room are three coffins meant for the vampires. In the had vampires coffin they found armor plates and a lock to protect anyone inside. They also found charcoal drawings of a unicorn stallion, a pegasus mare, and two unicorn foals. To the left of the coffins there is a strange circle on the ceiling that reminds anyone who looks at it of the staircase they took down from the lich's room.

The two torches from the top of the room have been taken by the party. There is a mass of roots under the thing on the ceiling. Pomelo made a mess of the room with the traveling supplies in them. The party can feel that the vampire will be back soon.

No.124398

>>124393
Skeletons? Break every bone with my telekinesis! I'm taking no chances!

Rolled 3 = 3

No.124400

>>124393
I put my torch back where I got it from
"I think it''ll be kind of obvious that we've been here when the big bad meanie comes back"
I head back to the room with traveling supplies and try to put it back the way it was

Rolled 3 = 3

No.124401

>>124393
I inspect the books.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.124404

>>124393
"Maybe we should hide soon?"
I walk over to the room with the traveling supplies and see if there's anything useful there.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.124405

>>124398
You cannot get a grasp on the peaceful bones that Olga was talking to earlier.

>>124400
You replace your torch. Mushu has the other one.
You cannot figure out which of the supplies go where.

>>124401
Which books?

No.124406

>>124393
I stand near Dreamkicker, "You think we have time for reading?"

No.124407

>>124405
Try to clean it up again

Rolled 6 = 6

No.124410

>>124406
"Try to hide, then. He'll be here soon, but we probably have a little time. And information is ammunition."

>>124405
Actually, screw that. Inspect that strange circle on the ceiling.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.124412

>>124407
Cleaning? HELP HIM!

Rolled 1 = 1

No.124417

>>124393
"So, uh, how about that trap guys?"

No.124418

>>124410
I scoff a bit. "If you're not hiding, neither am I." I follow him and help him inspect the circle.

Rolled 8 = 8

No.124419

>>124404
You find a length of durable rope.

>>124407
You get most everything put back where it should be, and hide the rest behind the pillar in the side room.

>>124410
The circle is round and on the ceiling.

>>124412
The sight of camping equipment makes you feel like a little filly. You run across the room and jump, doing a canonball into the pile of traveling supplies.
Roll to see how much of a mess you made.

>>124418
Your aren't sure why, but it reminds you of a staircase. There is a small gem in the center of it like the ones that were used to hold enchantments.

No.124420

>>124417
"Well once we clear up a bit, I guess we get into sneaky spots? Maybe one of us can hide in his coffin! Not that I wanna…"

Rolled 7 = 7

No.124421

>>124419
Hue

Rolled 9 = 9

No.124424

>>124421
A few things fall of the top of the pile, but other than that everything looks fine. You crawl out of the pile before you can make any more of a mess.

No.124425

>>124424
See-'ems on the gem.

Rolled 1 + 2 = 3

No.124426

>>124420
"Why not just that pile of bones again?"
I help him clean.

Rolled 4 = 4

No.124427

>>124424
"Ooooh… mes excuses. I don't know vhat overtook me zere…"

Try one more time to clean this mess

Rolled 9 = 9

No.124428

>>124419
"See, it looks kind of like the stairs Dreamy~ nothing that odd." I pat him on the shoulder and go talk help Mirabelle with her mess.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.124429

>>124426
"Because popping out of a bloodsucker guy's bed and yelling 'BOO' at him sounds hilarious!"
I take the torch from Mushu and put it back where it belongs

No.124432

>>124429
"You're free to do that if you want to, I'll look for a better place to hide.

Rolling to search for one.

Rolled 7 + 2 = 9

No.124434

>>124425
Your vision narrows down to a single points and your legs turn to jelly. You fall over and start frothing at the mouth once again.

>>124426
You pick something off the pile and start playing with it.

>>124427
You snatch the thing out of Bessy's hooves and put it on the pile with everything else. The pile looks like it did before it was disturbed.

>>124429
All the torches are back where they should be.

>>124432
You hide in the sideroom with the bones.

The roots are still under the thing on the ceiling. The party is still scattered around the room.
How long does it take an experienced vampire to grab two or three victims?

No.124435

>>124429
"That sounds kinda dangerous though Pommy…"

No.124436

>>124434

Rolled 9 = 9

No.124437

>>124435
"It was just a thought!"

>>124434
"Dreamy! You okay?!"
I rush over and help (hug) him up

Rolled 7 = 7

No.124438

>>124434
"Mirabelle, help me clear away these roots before he gets back!" Rolling to get rid of them, somehow.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.124440

>>124428
"Merci ma petite étoile! How are you faring?"

>>124438
"Looks like you got zat under control."

Rolled 1 = 1

No.124441

>>124434
"Aw…"
I sit and frown after Mirabelle takes my thing away from me.

No.124443

>>124441
"Oh mes excuses, mademoiselle bison. But zis place needed to get cleaned!"

Are you still wearing those earrings by the way?

No.124444

>>124443
I don't think she ever took them off, so yes?

No.124446

>>124436
>>124437
When you come back to your senses you are standing up and Pomelo is hugging you. Oddly, he is hugging you around your neck instead of your rear.

>>124438
Your roots start to sink back into the ground and replace the stone they displaced, but…

>>124440
You get tangled in them and pulled down!
Mirabelle, roll to escape. Everyone else, roll to help her if you want to.

No.124447

>>124446
"Belle!"
I rush over and try to help her out!

Rolled 10 = 10

No.124448

>>124446
"No, Mirabelle! You shouldn't stand so close!" Rolling to help her.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.124450

>>124446
I uh.. watch Andelia and Bessy free Mirabelle while keeping the hug going

Rolled 6 = 6

No.124452

>>124446
"Ah, je déteste ces herbes!"

Rolled 10 = 10

No.124453

>>124446
"Th-thanks, Pommy."
I shake it off and try looking through the middle room on the right's books.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.124456

>>124446
"Did the twins say there would be anything in those coffins.." I think back and remember something about minions being in there. "Maybe we should seal them up in case?"

No.124460

>>124456
"Maybe you can use your pretty plants to hold em shut? Or we can put the torches to them… but then he'd know we've been here."

No.124461

>>124456
I pop out

"OR YOU COULD HIDE IN THEM. HIDING IS GOOD FOR YOU."

I slip back in.

No.124463

>>124447
>>124448
>>124452
While Andelia wrangles the roots Bessy helps Mirabelle get away from them. Mirabelle is fine. The roots didn't even damage her outfit. The roots fix the floor as they disappear.

>>124450
You keep hugging him.

>>124453
With the goat around your neck you walk over to the pile of books and look through them. Each of them talk about some form of necromancy, and you even find one you think you could learn from, but…

The entire party can hear a rumble from the circle above where the roots were. The small gem in it is glowing. The only thing out of place in this room is the party.

No.124466

>>124463
I let out a small sigh of relief

"Vell ve should probably hide…"

Look for a spot to hide

Rolled 7 = 7

No.124467

>>124463
"Quickly! Hide!"
I run into the room on the bottom right (the one with the traveling gear) and try to hide.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.124468

>>124463
"I think that's our cue to hide!"
I grab whoever's nearest me and run over to the pile of bones and jump in!

Rolled 10 = 10

No.124469

>>124463
"Guh, no time!"
I jump in the pile of bones and try to hide

Rolled 3 = 3

No.124472

>>124463
"Well, I hope this doesn't end too badly.." I hide in the bone pile.

Rolled 8 = 8

No.124475

>>124466
You hide behind the traveling supplies.

>>124467
And you hide beside Mirabelle.

>>124468
You grab >>124469 and disappear into the pile of bones with him.

>>124472
And Andelia is there too.

With a loud crack the circle descends and a staircase spirals down. The circular stone glows as it touches the floor before sinking into it and leaving the staircase looking like it was always there. Three ponies walk down the staircase, each of them looking straight ahead but never missing a step. They stop once they reach the bottom and a unicorn stallion follows them down. He is wearing a black cape, and his green coat is so pale that it is nearly white. As he steps off the last step his horn glows and the staircase loudly retracts into the ceiling along with the round, glowing stone.

The unicorn stallion pauses and looks around the room once the staircase grows quiet, then shrugs and begins positioning the ponies by the coffins. As he works he calls out in a loud voice.
"Snack time, children! Come bring those fools the lich sent us if you have caught them!"

No.124478

>>124475
A mischievous smile creeps on my face as I brush my butt against Dreamy's butt nonchalantly

No.124480

>>124475
I tense up and look angry at the sound of such brash words. he's the one who killed all of those ponies, he's the one who did.. that.. to the twins. He has to die.

No.124482

>>124475
"Please don't tell me those ponies are the snacks…"
Keep my eyes fixed on him from the pile

Rolled 8 = 8

No.124484

>>124482
I'm afraid so little goat..
I whisper to him in the kindest whisper I can manage.

No.124486

>>124475
I'll just keep very quiet.

No.124487

>>124475
I freeze.

No.124500

>>124486
I silently put my tongue in his ear and swirl it around a little

No.124501

>>124482
You keep an eye from him while staying hidden.

The unicorn stallion's expression becomes worried.
"Children? What is taking you so long? Children? Why won't you answer?"

His worried look turns to one of fear, then forced calm. He gathers the three ponies around him and speaks loudly in a singsong voice.
"It was nice of you to play with my children. Playing rough is fine, but hurting them isn't. Why don't you all come out where I can see you?"
Everyone roll.

No.124502

>>124501

Rolled 6 = 6

No.124503

>>124501

Rolled 10 = 10

No.124505

>>124501

Rolled 7 = 7

No.124506

>>124501

Rolled 1 = 1

No.124508

No.124509

>>124501
whoops

Rolled 8 = 8

No.124513

>>124502
>>124503
>>124505
>>124509
Each of you stay still, his voice sounding strange in your ears.

>>124506
You hop out of your hiding place to speak with the nice unicorn. He looks at you and smiles, his fangs showing.
"You must be one of the goats my children were telling me about. How badly hurt are my children? Are you the only one that got past them?"

No.124515

>>124513
You rolled a 1 so you have to answer that. You can roll to free your mind, but the DC is 8 now that he is talking to you face to face.

No.124516

>>124513
"Wh- what's he doing?!"

also sorry about that, had to run out real quick to get food

No.124517

>>124513
"Did those girl germs drive her insane?!"
I pray for Happyhorn's safety

Rolled 5 = 5

No.124518

>>124513
Attack!
Lightning bolt at the unicorn!

Rolled 6 = 6

No.124519

>>124513
"Th-they sent dead ponies after us then asked us to lock them in a room."

Rolling to break free.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.124520

>>124513
I use my connection with nature to guide my hooves. I use roots on him, hopefully I can cover his eyes/mouth a bit.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.124521

>>124513
Fling a something heavy in the room at the vampire with my telekinesis

Rolled 2 = 2

No.124523

>>124517
I join him in praying.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.124529

>>124517
>>124523
Neither of you get a response.

>>124519
A haze that you did not even know existed lifts from around your mind. You can see a confused looking vampire in front of you.
"They asked you to lock them in a room? What do you m-"

>>124518
His voice cuts off as your lightning bolt narrowly misses the ponies surrounding him and hits him. He whips around to look in your direction.
"COME OUT AT ONC-"

>>124520
He is cut off once again as thick roots burst from the floor and wrap around his legs and head, gagging and immobilizing him.

>>124521
You try to grab a piece of stone that was broken by the roots, but cannot lift it.

The three ponies are still standing there like nothing is happening.

No.124530

>>124529
Hit the vampire in the face with my morningstar!

Rolled 3 = 3

No.124531

>>124529
Shoot him with the crossbow

Rolled 3 + 1 = 4

No.124534

>>124529
I tie the ponies to one another with my rope and try to pull them out of harm's way to the room with traveling supplies

Rolled 4 = 4

No.124535

>>124529
Hit him with a Crippling Shot!

Rolled 9 + 2 = 11

No.124536

>>124529
I blink at the sudden clarity, then bounce backwards, telling my spider to drop down on him and attack.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.124537

>>124529
Why aren't they reacting? I jump out and attack at the evil fiend with my spear. I aim for the neck/ head.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.124538

>>124530
One of the ponies is in your way. You fail to reach the vampire.

>>124531
Your bolt hits one of the roots holding him down.

>>124534
You tie them together, but the rope is wrapped around the roots. You will have to untie them and trey again.

>>124537
You leap out of the bone pile and charge him with your spear. The tip of it stabs into the flesh of his neck.

>>124535
Your silver coated iron nugget hits him in the knee, breaking it. The vampire grunts loud enough to be heard from behind the roots, then vanishes as his body becomes smoke that slips away from the roots.

>>124536
Your spider attacks too late and hits the cloud of smoke instead.

A number of loud thumbs and screeches can be heard from the the middle room on the left as 7 ghouls run out of it and towards the party.

No.124539

>>124538
Give 'em the stones!
More Crippling Shots!

Rolled 9 + 2 = 11

No.124540

>>124538
>thumbs
Should be thunks.
Fuck you too, spellcheck.

No.124541

>>124538
I try untie the rope and tie the ponies together again for pulling

Rolled 9 = 9

No.124543

>>124538
Divine Wrath! Don't let them get near!

Rolled 8 = 8

No.124545

>>124538
"No, he's summoned foul beasts!" I use my spear and attack the one nearest us.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.124546

>>124538
Shoot one of the ghouls.

Rolled 5 + 1 = 6

No.124550

>>124539
You drop two of the ghouls with shots to the leg that shatters bone.

>>124541
You get the ponies tied up and ready to move.
You will have to roll to move them thanks to the ghouls in the room.

>>124543
You push the ghouls back with bright moonlight.

>>124545
You stab one in the chest, but it keeps trying to bite you,

>>124546
Your bolt pieces its leg and it changes course to attack you.

No.124553

>>124550

I turn around and shoot some bolts into the ghouls, then hop on my spider and tell it to scurry up a wall.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.124554

>>124550
Pull those ponies into the room with traveling supplies for safety!

Rolled 7 = 7

No.124556

>>124550
Aim carefully for the ghoul charging me and fire

Rolled 10 + 1 = 11

No.124557

>>124550
Attack the one trying to bite me. "No, I won't be eaten by you again, Your kind have eaten enough of me, I don't care how sweet I taste to you fends!"

Rolled 6 = 6

No.124558

>>124550
Woo!
Load up some more stones and fire some Marksman Shots at the rest of the ghouls!

Rolled 2 = 2

No.124562

>>124550
Swing my morninstar at one of them

Rolled 1 = 1

No.124565

>>124553
Your bolts give a few of them gashes, but none of them penetrate. Your spider helps you climb onto its back before climbing up a wall.

>>124554
The ghouls are too distracted to attack you as you pull them away from the fight.

>>124556
You bring your crossbow up and look down the arrow at the charging ghoul. Waiting until it is only a few feet away you fire into its open mouth. The bolt punches a hole through the back of its throat and hits another one of the ghouls in the neck.

>>124557
You push your spear deeper. The ghouls screams become those of pain instead of anger and black blood starts to pour out around your weapon.

>>124558
The quickly moving things easily avoid your shots. One jump onto your back and starts to chew on your thick hide.

>>124562
It ducks under the swing then bites your leg. It clamps its jaws down as hard as it can then throws you to the ground. You are now Helpless.

No.124566

>>124565
Shoot at the ghoul biting the maid.

Rolled 7 + 1 = 8

No.124567

>>124565
Help miss pretty mare up!

Rolled 1 = 1

No.124568

>>124565
Stab it again to be sure its dead.

Rolled 8 = 8

No.124569

>>124565
AAAAHHH
Throwitthrowitthrowit!
I throw it at another ghoul!

Rolled 10 = 10

No.124570

>>124565
I let out a cry in pain and try to kick the ghoul away and get back up

Rolled 3 = 3

No.124572

>>124565
I shoot down at the one clamped on Mirabelle.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.124576

>>124566
Your shot causes the ghoul to look up at you. It snarls then leaps at you.

>>124567
The moment you step back into the main room you are jumped by a ghoul that was trying to sneak around to where you hid the ponies. It forces you to the ground then begins trying to bite you. You are now Helpless.

>>124568
There is a loud crunch as the head of your spear pokes out its back. The ghoul vomits black blood and dies on your spear.

>>124569
Being so limber it is easy for you to reach back and snag it with your horns. Once you have it you toss your head and throw it at the ghoul on Pomelo. It hits with a loud smack and they both go tumbling into a wall.

>>124570
Your leg hurts too much to stand one. The damage looks superficial, but it sure is painful.

>>124572
Firing from you spot on the wall is hard and you miss your shot. Lucky the ghouls are tied up with the others and cannot try to get at you.

There are five ghouls left, two of them hobbling around on broken legs.
Everyone please roll 2d10 this round. The first is your attack and the second is a spot check.

No.124580

>>124576
Get up!

Rolled 5, 10 = 15

No.124581

>>124576
I concentrate and try to shoot down at them again.

Rolled 7, 7 = 14

No.124582

>>124576
Sidestep the charging ghoul and shoot the one gnawing on Pommy.

Rolled 1, 2 + 1 = 4

No.124583

>>124576
"Pommy!"
I run over and help Pomelo up!

Rolled 3, 1 = 4

No.124584

>>124576
Gotta get up fast!

Rolled 6, 2 = 8

No.124585

>>124576
Help Mirabee up. "No time for resting, we have cleaning to do!"

Rolled 9, 1 = 10

No.124592

>>124580
You get up but your leg still hurts.
You can see the vampire's smokey form solidifying outside the the room where Pomelo hid the ponies.

>>124581
You shot one of them and heavily wound it.
You can see a cloud of smoke gathering outside of the room with the ponies in it.

>>124582
The charging ghoul bowls you over and renders you Helpless.
All you can see is the hungry ghoul standing on top of you.

>>124583
One of the ghouls bites your leg.
It hurts so much that your vision goes white for a second before returning to normal.

>>124584
You get up.
You can see your friends fighting the ghouls.

>>124585
You give her something to sooth the pain in her leg.
You are too focused on keeping an eye out for ghouls to see anything else.
There are five ghouls, but they are all hurt pretty bad by now.

No.124593

>>124592
"Ooowwwww!'
I kick it off and hopefully into something else bad!

Rolled 2 = 2

No.124595

>>124592
buck it off

Rolled 4 = 4

No.124597

>>124592
"Zut! Ze vampire is vith ze twins!"

Heal Bessy!

Rolled 9 = 9

No.124600

>>124592
Butt the ghoul off Dreamy with my head!

Rolled 5 = 5

No.124604

>>124597
"What, but how?" I attack a ghoul and try to see them.

Rolled 8 = 8

No.124607

>>124597
"I see it too!"

Direct my spider over to it, and throw a few more bolts down into the remaining ghouls.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.124608

>>124593
It bites you even harder. The pain causes you to fall to your knees and become Helpless.

>>124595
It get a firm grip on your chest with its teeth and keeps you from bucking it off.

>>124597
You focus your divine power on her and take the pain away Bessy stands up and in no longer Helpless.
The room where Pomelo hid the ponies. The room where the twins are is on a different part of this floor.

>>124600
You butt the ghoul and break a few ribs, but it stays attached to him.

>>124607
Your bolts miss as your spider arrive outside the room just as the smoke slips inside.

No.124609

>>124608
telekinesis some rocks into its head until it stop biting me.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.124611

>>124608
I let out a shriek and try to scramble away from the ghoul and get back on my hooves!

Rolled 5 = 5

No.124612

>>124608
Heal Dreamkicker. "Nooo, you shall not fall to this evil!"

Rolled 2 + 2 = 4

No.124613

>>124608
"I'll be right back Dreamy! Don't move okay?!"
Charge at the smoke with my staff

Rolled 7 = 7

No.124616

>>124608
"He got away!"

Turn around and shoot the one attached to Bessy.

Rolled 1 = 1

No.124621

>>124608
Tiger stance one of them.

Rolled 9 + 2 = 11

No.124624

>>124609
Ignoring the pain in your chest you magically grab a few smaller rocks left by the roots and throw them at the ghoul on top of you. Most of them miss, but a few strike it in the head. One of its eyes rolls back into hits head as it dies and falls off of you.

>>124611
You run away with the ghoul still attached. It doesn't hurt right now thanks to Mirabelle though.

>>124612
You spread a slave to help with burns over his wound. It doesn't help.

>>124613
You charge into the room just in time to see the vampire solidify next to the three tied up ponies. He grins at you, then opens his mouth to bite one of them.

>>124616
You hit Bessy instead. The bolt hits her shoulder, making it hard for her to move.

>>124621
You fly over to the ghoul that was attacking Pomeloe and the one that Bessy threw at it. You pummel one with your hooves and the other with your legs until both of them are misshapen lumps.

Two ghouls left.

No.124625

>>124624
I follow Pomelo and use my morningstar if need be

Rolled 10 = 10

No.124626

>>124624
Use nature remedy on Bessy.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.124627

>>124624
"GET OFF THEM YOU JERK"
Give him some staff to the face

Rolled 6 = 6

No.124628

>>124624
>You spread a slave
This isn't Diamond Dog Fort yet!

Follow Pomelo and electrocute the vampire.

Rolled 1 = 1

No.124629

>>124628
hmmm

Rolled 3 = 3

No.124630

>>124624
"Meanies!"
Marksman Shot on the nearest one!

Rolled 10 = 10

No.124631

>>124624
Beat off a Ghoul

Rolled 10 = 10

No.124632

>>124624
"Uh, whoops. Sorry!"

I turn around and follow Pomelo through the doorway, upside-down.

No.124634

>>124624
Attack with the spear again!

Rolled 10 = 10

No.124638

>>124625
You run into the room and smash the vampire in the face with your mace. He snarls and runs around your, his nose horribly broken by your morning star.

>>124626
You give her something, remembering too late that it isn't supposed to be used on buffaloes. She doubles over in agony and falls to the floor helplessly.

>>124627
You chase after him, but before you can attack…

>>124628
>>124629
>0
Your charge the most powerful lighting bolt that you can and fire it at the fleeing vampire. You aim was off, however, and you strike Pomelo with it. The bolt strikes him with a bright flash of light, illuminating his skeleton even as it throws him to the back of the room. Pomelo bounces off the wall and lands on the floor. He doesn't move.

>>124630
You bend nearly double and shoot the ghoul gnawing on your leg. The iron nugget strikes it with such force that its body is torn away from its head.

>>124631
>>124634
The two of you team up; beating and stabbing the last ghoul until it looks like it was chewed up and spat out by a dragon.
The vampire is momentarily stunned.

>>124632
You watch all of this unfold.

No.124642

>>124638
Help her get up.

Rolled 5 = 5

No.124643

>>124638
Beholder burns a Vampire while I beat its face in.

Rolled 3, 8 = 11

No.124644

>>124638
"um.. what are you all doing down on the floor?" Help pomelo/ use natural remedy on him.

Rolled 5 + 2 = 7

No.124645

>>124638
"AGH! Pommy!"
Heal him with the staff!

Rolled 3 = 3

No.124646

>>124638
After I tear the ghoul's head off, I turn back to Mushu,
"Oooww… what did you give me-"
I notice Pomelo lying on the floor, immobile.
"POOOOMMMMYYYYY!!!"
Fuck the pain, I rush over to him and start shaking him, trying to wake him up!

Rolled 9 = 9

No.124647

>>124638
"Uh oh…"

I drop down and instruct my spider to shield Pomelo's body while I take a potshot at the vampire.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.124649

>>124642
Bessy is too big for you to help her up.

>>124643
Your beholder's eye sparks a few time, but doesn't fire. You, however, leap at the vampire and start clubbing his broken face with your silver staff. He snarls at you and tries to strike back.

>>124644
You wave some smelling salts under the motionless goat's nose. For a few seconds nothing happens, then he gasps and opens his eyes. Pomelo is now Helpless.

>>124646
You stand back up, but don't go rushing anywhere. The pain finally fades away.

>>124647
Your spiders hunkers down over Pomelo and Andelia while you shoot at the vampire trying to attack Olga. He yelps as your bolt strikes his side.

No.124651

>>124649
I try to get up

Rolled 10 = 10

No.124652

>>124649
"Sorry, Pomelo!"
Focus on lining up my crossbow with the vampire's heart and fire.

Rolled 9 + 1 = 10

No.124653

>>124649
Give him another natural remedy, "I know have something in here meant for goats.."

Rolled 8 + 2 = 10

No.124654

>>124649
Keep beating away at it! Holy spirit in the shell, continue the flame ray!

Rolled 6, 3 = 9

No.124658

>>124649
Grit my teeth and keep plugging away at him! It's just one pony!

Rolled 6 = 6

No.124659

>>124649
Stay back.

No.124660

>>124649
"Pommy's okay… oh thank the Pink One!"
Channel this uplifting news into aiming a silver nugget into that vampire meanie's heart! Marksman Shot!

Rolled 9 = 9

No.124672

>>124651
Despite your fried and blackened skin and muscles you stand up. Blood and clear fluid leak from your split flesh but you are able to ignore the immense amount pain you are in for now.

>>124653
You start spreading a thick paste over his charred flesh. Once most of his body is covered you lean back and watch as it slowly starts to bring him back from the edge of death.

>>124652
The vampire howls in pain as your silver bolt pierces his heart.

>>124654
Your beholder finally manages to get it's flame working and hits the vampire with a ray of scorching heat. Unfortunately it grazes you with the beam.

>>124658
You pepper the vampire with bolts, but none of them do much damage relative to what the others are dishing out.

>>124659
You hold back.

>>124660
Your iron nugget hits the bolt that Pomelo shot and drives it even deeper into him. The vampire screams loud enough to rattle the stone that make up the room you are all in.

"HOW! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE! WHAT ARE ALL OF YOU?"
His body melts into another cloud of smoke. The bolts and iron nuggets in him clatter to the floor as he spreads his gaseous from out across the room. More thumping and screeching comes from the room on the top left as 9 ghouls rush out towards the party.

No.124673

>>124672
I wince as I see the shape Pomelo's in,
"C'mon Pommy! You gotta stick with us!"
Crippling shot on the ghouls rushing us!

Rolled 8 + 2 = 10

No.124674

>>124672
Tiger stance one of them.

Rolled 10 + 2 = 12

No.124675

>>124672
I limp over to Dreamkicker
"It's okay… I know you didn't mean it…"
I peck him on the cheek and turn to the others
"Sounds like more friends are comin to the party"
Prayer of healing

Rolled 2 = 2

No.124677

>>124672
I whistle for my spider and hop back up on its back as I shoot more bolts at the ghouls.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.124678

>>124672
>>124675
I blush. A lot. "S-sorry, Pommy…"
Healing staff on his many wounds.

No.124679

>>124678
in case I need to roll for that

Rolled 5 = 5

No.124680

>>124672
"More… Why.. How.." Root one of them down.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.124683

>>124672
Step back and let the Beholder continue the ray of purging flame.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.124690

>>124673
Your shot breaks the leg of one of the ghouls. It falls you the ground and starts trying to push its broken bone back into its leg.

>>124674
You grab one of them by the neck and start swinging it around. Its neck snaps as you use it as a flail and break the backs of two other ghouls, killing them.

>>124675
The pain from your burns hits you like a ton of bricks. Instead of praying you cry out in pain and fall helplessly to the floor.

>>124677
You shoot one through the eye and drop it as your spider lifts you up and puts you on its back.

>>124678
>>124679
A ghoul grabs your staff and tries to pull it away before you can use it.
Roll it get it back from the ghoul.

>>124680
Roots burst out of one of the walls and wrap around one of the ghouls. Bones snap as the roots constrict it.

>>124683
A ray of fire strikes one of the ghouls in the chest and burns clean through its body. Your beholder moves the beam up and down until the ghoul has been burnt in half.

5 ghouls left.

Everyone one roll 2d10, same as last time.

No.124692

>>124690
"Heh… I'm okay.."
Get up

Rolled 9, 2 = 11

No.124693

>>124690
I shoot another one.

Rolled 6, 3 = 9

No.124696

>>124690
Attack another one.

Rolled 2, 2 = 4

No.124697

>>124690
I defend my friends by charging in with my spear, trying to kill another ghoul.

Rolled 6, 10 = 16

No.124700

>>124690
"Hey! That's mine! You don't even know what to do with it — you're just a mindless ghoul!"

Rolled 6, 3 = 9

No.124702

>>124690
Crippling Shot on the one that stole Dreamkicker's staff!

Rolled 3, 3 + 2 = 8

No.124703

>>124690
Continue the flame ray!

Rolled 10, 2 = 12

No.124707

>>124692
You stand back up without even needing to lean against Dreamkicker for support.
The pain makes your vision a little blurry.

>>124693
You shoot one of the screaming ghouls in the back. It does little more than annoy the ghoul.
You are too focused on picking out targets to see anything else.

>>124696
You turn away from the broken ghouls just in time to be headbutted by another ghoul.
Your vision swims as it rears back for another strike.

>>124697
You charge into the fray and stab a ghoul in its side. It shrieks and tries to pull away.
From where you are standing you can see the vampire's smokey form rapidly flowing into the room with the three ponies.

>>124700
You take the staff back from the ghoul before it can do any damage.
The ghoul in front of you has nearly all of your attention.

>>124702
Your shot goes wild when a ghoul bites you on the nose.
All you can see is the ghoul trying to chew your face off.

>>124703
Your minion incinerates the ghoul that Happyhorn shot in the back. The ghoul's flesh quickly burns away and leaves behind and charred skeleton.
You are too busy watching for ghouls that may try to tear apart your heavily damaged beholder.

No.124711

>>124707
I heal myself

Rolled 10 + 2 = 12

No.124713

>>124707
Tiger stance the ghoul.

Rolled 4 + 2 = 6

No.124714

>>124707
Continue being prepared to defend my Beholder from attack while the flame ray strikes another undead.

Rolled 9, 9 = 18

No.124717

>>124707
Shoot one of the ghouls

Rolled 1 + 1 = 2

No.124719

>>124707
Go after the vampire and point him out to the others. "He's with those three ponies again!!" Using my spear on him.

Rolled 5 = 5

No.124721

>>124707
AAAAAAHHHHH
GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!
Rip it off and throw it!

Rolled 10 = 10

No.124722

>>124707
I keep shooting at the ghouls, aiming for the one attacking Bessy.

Rolled 8 = 8

No.124726

>>124711
The salve that Andelia spread across your body cracks and falls off. Your skin and muscles repair themselves until they are as good as new. Any scars you have disappear as the missing parts of your coat grow back.

>>124713
You jump back and strike the ghoul twice in the face. It spits out a few broken fangs and tries to bite you.

>>124714
You take a defensive stance beside your beholder and get a +1 to your next attack to defend it. If you attack or do anything else before then you lose the +1.
Your minion sets another ghoul alight, but this one doesn't die right away,

>>124717
The ghoul that tried to take your staff grabs your crossbow and hits you over the head with it. When your vision clears you are helpless on the ground and the ghoul is about to bite you.

>>124719
You run into the room just in time to see him about to bite a pony. He scowls as best he can with his broken face and looks you in the eyes.
"Keep me safe while I repair the damage your friends did."
Roll and state your action.

>>124721
You pry it off your nose and throw it as hard as you can at the ground. Bones break and snap but it doesn't die.

>>124722
You fix that with a quick bolt to its neck.

Three left.

No.124729

>>124726
I'll try that "rocks to the face" thing again.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.124731

>>124726
I keep my stance, while my Beholder continues setting things alight.

"Purge! Purge! Burn!"

Rolled 6 = 6

No.124733

>>124726
Smash his face.

Rolled 8 = 8

No.124734

>>124726
"What, you can't eat them!" use roots to bind him in place, or if I fail to stop the others from coming in.

Rolled 1 = 1

No.124735

>>124726
Charge into the room with the three ponies and ram that big meanie vampire!

Rolled 8 = 8

No.124736

>>124726
"Dreamy!"
I help him up (with hugs)

Rolled 2 = 2

No.124744

>>124726
I scuttle in and start taking shots at the vampire.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.124745

>>124729
Your rocks hit it, but the ghoul is healthy enough to ignore them as it rips out the chunk of you that the earlier ghoul was chewing on.

>>124731
Your beholder strikes the burning ghoul again. The fires burns even hotter until it goes out and leaves behind some melted bones.

>>124733
You return the favor and headbutt the ghoul. It shakes its head a few times and snarls as it steps back.

>>124734
You nod your head and the vampire smirks.
"Simpleton."
As he bites one of the ponies you turn around and get ready to attack any pony that tries to enter the room or hurt your master.
Roll 2d10 when making rolls in combat. The second roll is to free your mind and is at DC8. Because of your one you cannot roll to get free unless you are trying to hurt your friends. For all intents and purposes you have used Protect on him, except protect will last until you free yourself from his influence.

>>124735
Andelia is blocking the doorway. You will have to get past her if you want to attack the vampire.

>>124736
You hug your Dreamy even as the ghoul does its best to eat him alive.

No.124747

>>124745
"No! Stop that right now you meanie!"
Shove Andelia aside as gently but firmly as I can and charge him again!

Rolled 2 = 2

No.124748

>>124745
Beat the ghoul off of Dreamkicker with my staff!

Rolled 1 = 1

No.124749

>>124745
Finish the ghoul with tiger stance.

Rolled 9 + 2 = 11

No.124751

>>124745
Keep hitting it with rocks, ignoring the pain.

Rolled 4 = 4

No.124759

>>124745
uh, rolling to defend the vampire I guess.

Rolled 8, 4 = 12

No.124760

>>124759
"You! You have to free yourself! Or…"

Beholder uses Sleep ray on Andelia.

Rolled 5 = 5

No.124763

>>124760
"Free myself from what? You're the bad guys here!"

No.124765

>>124748
You try hugging the ghoul to calm it down. It pries you off and slams you down next to Dreamkicker. You are now Helpless, but at least you are with your Dreamy~.

>>124749
You punch the ghoul so hard that its head sinks into its chest, then punch it again and turn it almost inside out. After that you toss a few seeds into your mouth to dull the pain from the fight.

>>124751
It doesn't work and the ghoul tears a chunk of flesh out of your neck this time. The pain is starting to fade away, as is your vision. Maybe you should try to push it off you instead of attacking it while pinning in a rapidly growing pool of your own blood?

No.124769

>>124765
Tiger stance Andelia.

Rolled 1 + 2 = 3

No.124772

>>124765
Well fine I don't know how pushing it off would be any more effective than hitting it in the head but here I go

Rolled 10 = 10

No.124773

>>124769
"Stay back you demon, you can't come in here!"

Rolled 4, 6 = 10

No.124775

>>124765
Get up!

Rolled 6 = 6

No.124776

>>124773
"Andy! Please stop this! That meanie's doing something to you!"
I try to shove her aside again and get to that stupid vampire!

Rolled 5 = 5

No.124779

>>124776
"Nonsense, you're the only evil ones here. you're trying to trick me. " I hiss at her.

No.124780

>>124779
"Please respond Andelia."
Tiger stance her.

Rolled 5 + 2 = 7

No.124781

>>124772
You blast it off of you with your magic. It hits the ceiling with a loud crunch and falls to the floor where it struggles to stand.

>>124775
You stand back up. Your coat is pretty red thanks to all that Blood Dreamkicker is bleeding.

>>124776
You push her aside and are met with a screaming ghoul. The force of its assault pushes you out of the room and lets Andelia step back into place.
One of the ponies in the room screams. His scream turns into a ghoulish shriek after a few seconds.

No.124782

>>124779
"No! Think again!"

Sleep ray again.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.124785

>>124781
Grr!
I smack Andy in the face and shove her aside!
"Andy! Stop this right now!"

Rolled 7 = 7

No.124786

>>124781
Heal Dreamkicker

Rolled 7 + 2 = 9

No.124787

>>124781
Now I bash the the ghoul's face in with a rock.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.124788


"JUST STAY AWAY FROM HERE!" using bear bash on the next one to get close.

Rolled 7, 9 = 16

No.124795

>>124786
You focus your magic on the hole in his neck. It closes and leaves behind only a thin patch in his coat.

>>124787
You easily grab the piece of rock that Mirabelle was trying to use earlier and hover it over to the ghoul. You wait for it to look up before dropping it and crushing its front half.

>>124788
>>124785
You punch Bessy in the face as hard as you can. As you pull your hoof back clarity returns to you and you realize what you have done. The last pony behind you screams. As the scream dies the vampire starts to laugh.
"Go, minions! Attack these murderers! Leave them broken but alive! As you, pony, come here. You've earned this."
Two more ghouls squeeze past Andelia. Along with the third ghoul they attack the party.

No.124797

>>124795
Tiger stance the ghouls.

Rolled 9 + 2 = 11

No.124798

>>124795
"Send the accursed dead!"

Flame ray on ghouls.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.124799

>>124795
"You big meanie!"
I try to charge past the ghouls and try to ram into him again!

Rolled 5 = 5

No.124800

>>124795
"Sorry I let you get beat up so bad…"
Another heal on Dreamkicker

Rolled 10 + 2 = 12

No.124801

>>124795
I decide to play along and avoid eye contact with him by looking at the ground and waling over to him when I am close enough I try to slice off his head with the spear.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.124802

>>124795
Shock the vampire.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.124804

>>124797
You beat one ghoul to death with your hooves. You then grab its body and throw it at the second ghoul, knocking it over.

>>124798
Your beholder sets the third ghoul on fire.

>>124799
You hit the flaming ghoul and get singed.

>>124800
You hug him and focus all of your healing energy upon him. The wounds in his chest heal, and his coat reclaims a few inches of fuzzy flesh.

>>124801
"Yes, if you really have killed my children I must-"
His voice is cut off as your spear slashes through his throat. He stumbles back and coughs up some black sludge before speaking again.
"Clever, but that won't save yo-"

>>124802
He is cut off again as your lightning bolt hits him. He growls and shifts into his smokey form again, then flows towards the party.
Everyone roll.

There is one ghoul left. It is on fire.

No.124806

>>124804
see-'ems on the smoke.

Rolled 1 + 2 = 3

No.124807

>>124804
"Serves him right."

Rolled 9 = 9

No.124809

>>124804
"Burn, Dark Spirit!"

Flame ray on the vampire.

Rolled 5, 8 = 13

No.124812

>>124804
"Come on you creepy jerk!"

Rolled 9 = 9

No.124813

>>124804
Drink my nature remedy.

Rolled 5 = 5

No.124814

>>124804
"OW! That's hot!"
I try to pick the ghoul up and throw it at the mean vampire!
d1 - Throw
d2 - The roll.

Rolled 9, 8 = 17

No.124816

>>124814
Oh, and the 'throw' is Marksman Shot. Forgot to mention that.

No.124823

>>124809
Your beholder shoots a beam of fire at the smoke. It burns a black spot onto the floor underneath it.

>>124813
You drink some water and feel a little refreshed. It's important to stay hydrated when fighting vampires.

>>124814
You pick up the burning ghoul and throw it at the smoke. The ghoul dies as it hits the floor but the smoke continues to be smoke.

>>124806
You magically watch as the smoke suddenly solidifies in front of you.
"Boo."
The vampire uppercuts you, sending you arcing through the air and landing helplessly on the ground.

We are stopping here for the night.

No.125640

Previously on Crypt Quest the party got ready ready for, and then fought the vampire that had beaten the lich and stolen part of his crypt. The party was able to clean up the messes they had made and hide just in time to avoid being found by the vampire as he returned with three hypnotized ponies. They waited too long before springing their ambush and were nearly foiled when the vampire used his hypnotic voice to coax Happyhorn out of her hiding spot. During the fighting Pomelo was able to lead the hypnotised ponies to a side room while the rest of the party kicked the vampire's ass. Surprised by the strength of their assault he turned into a cloud of smoke and sicced some ghouls on them. While fighting his minions a few party members noticed him trying to get to the ponies he had brought and were able to stop him. Once his ghouls were defeated he became solid again and promptly had the shit beaten out of him. Once again turning into smoke he sicced some more ghouls on the party before going for the hypnotised ponies again. This time the party failed to stop him thanks to Andelia becoming hypnotised and guarding the room he and the ponies were in.

When we left things off Andelia had given the vampire a cut on the neck and he had punched Dreamkicker across the room. Dreamkicker is Helpless and away from the party.

No.125649

>>125640
Rush over and help Dreamkicker up

Rolled 10 = 10

No.125654

>>125640
"Curses, I-.. Well, thanks for snapping me out of it." I got for the vampire's neck again, "All we have to do is get rid of this head right?"

Rolled 2 = 2

No.125655

>>125640
Slams into the vampire
"I don't know, maybe"

No.125656

>>125655

Rolled 6 = 6

No.125657

>>125640
"I do not like your dirty play, monsieur vampire. Not at all!"

Smash his face in!

Rolled 2 = 2

No.125658

>>125640
Marksman Shot on his big dumb head!
"Nobody hurts my friends you big meanie!"

Rolled 9 = 9

No.125660

>>125640
Try to get up

Rolled 10 = 10

No.125662

>>125649
You bound across the room and help Dreamkicker stand up.

>>125654
After punching Dreamkicker the vampire shifts his weight and bucks you in the face. His attack, plus the attacks you suffered at the hooves of your friends, is enough to unbalance you and send you falling helplessly to the floor. He spits out a wad of black sludge and rubs the rapidly healing gash across his throat, but before he can speak…

>>125656
You slam into his side and push him away from Andelia.

>>125657
"I thought a pony that dresses like you would love dirty play."
He pulls your morning star out of your grip. He taunts you with it, keeping it just out of reach, then bashes you in the face with it.

>>125658
Before the vampire can hit her again you shoot him just below his ear with a silver coated iron nugget. He hisses in pain and drops Mirabelle's morning star in order to pull the smoking piece of metal out of his head.

>>125660
You grab Pomelo with your magic and run back to the fight.

No.125663

>>125662
"I SAID NOBODY HURTS MY FRIENDS!"
Throw a BUNCH of silver nuggets at his head! Marksman Shot!

Rolled 4 = 4

No.125664

>>125662
Charge in and electrocute him.

Rolled 5 = 5

No.125665

>>125662
I shake my head, dazed by the blow, then use my magic to get my grip back on my morningstar and bashing his head in

Rolled 8 = 8

No.125666

>>125662
>partial success
fuck that let's go again

Rolled 6 = 6

No.125667

>>125662
"No, I must get justice for those you have taken!" rolling to get up.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.125668

>>125662
Help Andelia off the floor

Rolled 6 = 6

No.125669

>>125662
"Hey! Fall down!"
Slash him with my axe

Rolled 9 = 9

No.125670

>>125663
He is ready for your attack this time and catches every nugget you shoot at him. He collects them into a mass above his head then begins firing them at you. Your buffalo hide is thick, but he still manages to hurt you.

>>125664
>>125666
You jump to the side to avoid a nugget he shoots at you, then hit him with a bolt of lightning. He grits his teeth as the electicity courses through him.

>>125665
Staying where you are you pick up your mace with you magic and smash it against the black of his head. His magic falters for half a second, but he regains his focus and shoots you a dirty look.

>>125667
He laughs and fires the last of the nuggets that he caught at you. It hits you in the chest and the entire party can hear one of your ribs snap.
"What about the three you helped me take?"

>>125669
Taking advantage of his distraction you strike him in the flank with your axe. When you pull it free the blade is covered in thick black gunk. The vampire turns to smoke and reappears on the other side of the party.

>>125668
Once the coast is clear you run over to Andelia and help her up.

No.125671

>>125670
Spin around and shoot him.

Rolled 4 + 1 = 5

No.125672

>>125670
"you okay andy?!"
Heal andelia

Rolled 1 + 2 = 3

No.125673

>>125670
"ANDELIA!"

Go over to her and heal her quickly! Then get her back up on her hooves.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.125674

>>125670
I run in to slam him.

Rolled 1 = 1

No.125675

>>125670
holding back tears of pain, and despair I reply. "I'll be okay little goat.." I use natural remedy on myself. "Don't worry about me."

Rolled 3 + 2 = 5

No.125676

>>125670
"STOP HURTING MY FRIENDS!"
More stones! Marksman Shot!

Rolled 4 = 4

No.125679

>>125670
Tiger stance him.

Rolled 7 + 2 = 9

No.125686

>>125683
Bet he can't do it twice in a row.
Shoot him again.

Rolled 6 + 1 = 7

No.125687

>>125683
Now heal her!

"Andelia, answer me!"

Rolled 3 = 3

No.125690

>>125671
He catches your arrow midflight, then shoots it back at you. His aim was off and it only grazes your cheek.

>>125672
The dark powers that the lich uses to guard his crypt, darkened even further by the vampire, corrupt your healing spell and cause her broken rib to push halfway out of her chest.

>>125673
She is already standing so instead you carefully push the rib back in.

>>125674
The vampire stands there as you charge, then turns to smoke at the last possible second. Having to much inertia to stop or change course you keep charging and slam into the wall behind him. The impact rattles you and forces you to sit down before you lose your balance. You are now Helpless.

>>125675
You drink a foul tasting concoction and feel your rib fuse back together..

>>125676
"Stupid cow."
He grabs your shots once again and fires them back at you. His aim was better this time and he covers your face with bruises.

>>125679
You fly up behind him and strike him twice with your silver coated gloves. He hisses and jumps away from you.

No.125691

>>125690
"Urgh, that didn't feel good"
Rolling to get up

Rolled 2 = 2

No.125693

>>125690
Attack the monster again.

Rolled 5 + 2 = 7

No.125694

>>125690
"Stop hitting my buddy!"
Heal up Bessy

Rolled 8 + 2 = 10

No.125695

>>125690
"ah, Mirabee, I'll feel better soon. Lets stop him from jumping away from us for now!" I wink at her and use roots on the vampire.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.125696

>>125690
Help Korrin instead then!

"Are you alright, monsieur Donkey?"

Rolled 4 = 4

No.125698

No.125699

>>125690
"Stop that and lemme hit your big dumb face already!"
I do that again.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.125702

>>125686
He can't. You silver bolt pierces his side, but he quickly pulls it out.

>>125691
He lines up the bolt and shoots it at you with his magic. It slips through a chink in your armor. It doesn't hit any where important, but the bit of his blood that was on it makes you feel sick.

>>125693
You fly forwards and hit him in the jaw with a right hook. He ducks under you and tries to run off…

>>125695
But some roots climb out of the ground under him and wrap around his legs. He has an annoyed look on his face as he turns to smoke and slips free of their grasp.

>>125696
He reappears next to you, then punches you in the nose.
"I am going to have so much fun redecorating your face when this is over."

>>125699
You hit him in the flank and he yelps as the piece of metal sinks into one of his cutiemarks. He pulls it out, but the wound is a bit slower to heal this time.

No.125704

>>125702
Try to get up

Rolled 7 = 7

No.125705

>>125702
Heal Korrin!

Rolled 1 + 2 = 3

No.125708

>>125702
I stab at his neck with the spear. "No one hurts Mirabee, and you won't be giving anyone any more orders!"

Rolled 2 = 2

No.125709

>>125702
Ram him and punch him in his big dumb face with a silver nugget!

Rolled 3 = 3

No.125710

>>125702
"Why don't you just give up now? It'll be much easier for all of us that way."
Shock-'ems

Rolled 3 = 3

No.125711

>>125702
I rub my nose with a sad look on my face

"Vhy me?"

Divine Wrath

Rolled 5 = 5

No.125712

>>125710
try that again

Rolled 6 = 6

No.125713

>>125702
Also, I think you missed >>125694

Rolled 5 = 5

No.125714

>>125702
Again.

Rolled 2 + 2 = 4

No.125724

>>125704
You ignore the feeling of malaise and stand back up.

>>125705
The dark powers infesting this place once again interfere with your healing magic and cause you to push the bolt deeper into Korrin, where it scrapes against a bone.

>>125708
He looks deep into your eyes and laughs as you awkwardly stab yourself with your own spear.
"You and your friends tried to murder my children. I'll order you around and hurt any of them that I want!"

>>125709
He steps to the side and grabs Andelia's spear, pushing it forwards to cut you as you charge past while Andelia recovers from his gaze.

>>125710
>>125712
He grits his teeth and his legs go stiff as you hit him with lightning again. A bit of smoke rises from his back.

>>125711
The vampire leaps over to you and swats your horn with his hoof.
"Your princess won't help you down here."

>>125713
Huh. I removed your hits from my paper and remember planning out my response to that.
Pomelo runs over to Bessy and heals her face while fixing the rough spots on her coat the the ghouls made.

>>125714
He dodges around your punches and strikes you under the chin.
"What are those stupid things you have on your hooves? How do you even walk?"

No.125726

>>125724
"I usually fly around."
Use nature remedy on me.

Rolled 8 = 8

No.125727

>>125724
"S-Sorry!"
Try healing Korrin again

Rolled 5 + 2 = 7

No.125730

>>125724
Maybe it's time to change my tactics…
Crippling Shot! Break his legs so he can't do anything when he disappears and reforms again!

Rolled 1 + 2 = 3

No.125731

>>125724
"What, killed? The only one we're killing here is you!" I try to get my spear back and stab him with it instead of myself.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.125733

>>125724
"Ow, please don't push the arrow in again, that hurt a lot"
I slam in to the vampire

Rolled 10 = 10

No.125734

>>125724
Aim for his heart again.

Rolled 5 + 1 = 6

No.125735

>>125724
"Merci for ze tip!"

Smash him in the face with my morningstar again

Rolled 10 = 10

No.125747

>>125726
You put a few seeds into your mouth and chew on them. The pain fades away as the seeds get to work.

>>125727
You pull the bolt out, but there is still some vampire blood poisoning him.

>>125730
He grabs your shot with his magic and slings it around his body before letting it fly back at you. It hits you in one of your legs, causing you to shift your weight to the other three and leaving you dangerously unbalanced.

>>125731
You stab his guts and pull out. Smoke rises from the wound as it stitches back together, leaving a small scar. He growls an insult but before he can speak…

>>125733
You hit him like a freight train. He is knocked to the grounded and trampled under your hooves as you run over him.

>>125734
The wounds Korrin gave him are healing quickly, but that doesn't stop you from shooting a bolt at his chest. You miss and hit one of his lungs instead. He tries to pull it out, but…

>>125735
You hit him in the face with your silver coated morning star. Teeth and some black goop fly out of his mouth, and his cheek tears open. The wound closes, but leaves a nasty scar as he struggles to stand back up.

No.125748

>>125747
Fly behind him and tiger stance.

Rolled 2 + 2 = 4

No.125749

>>125747
Keep hitting him while he's down!

Rolled 8 = 8

No.125750

>>125747
Cure Korrin of that icky blood!

Rolled 1 = 1

No.125751

>>125747
"Ow!"
Rebalance myself and try that again!

Rolled 9 + 2 = 11

No.125753

>>125747
Move in a little closer and shoot him again.

Rolled 9 + 1 = 10

No.125756

>>125747
"Chop his head off!" I slice at his neck again.

Rolled 8 = 8

No.125757

>>125747
Swing my axe at his neck

Rolled 7 = 7

No.125782

>>125748
He rolls over and lashes out with one of his back legs, catching you in the gut and knocking the wind out of you for a second.

>>125749
While he is focused on defending himself from Mushu he is unable to defend himself from anyone else. You beat against his chest with your mace and can see his ribs strain where you hit him.

>>125750
You some foul god, the very opposite of Pinkie Pie, laughing as your cure spell goes horribly wrong and causes the black blood in Korrin's system to multiply. On the bright side, Korrin can now see a little better in the dark.

>>125751
You take a few seconds to regain your balance then smash both of his back legs with two well placed shots.

>>125753
You move closer until your crossbow is only a foot away from his chest, then fire. Then bolt pierces his withered heart and leave only its fletching sticking out. The vampire shrieks as what might have once been blood seeps out around the wound.

>>125756
You spear is more of a stabbing weapon than a chopping weapon, but that doesn't stop you from trying to cut off his head. Black ichor starts to ooze out of his neck.

>>125757
You push her aside and chop at his neck with your axe. The weapon gets caught on his vertebrae and does not go all the way through.

Before the party can attack again the vampire turns to smoke and flees to his coffin where he reforms. He searches through his coffin for something, but when he cannot find it he roars and turns to the party.
"WHO HAS THEM? WHICH ONE OF YOU HAS THE PICTURES? YOU CANNOT HAVE THEM! THEY ARE MINE, MINE!"

He looks around, a wild look in his eyes.
"Children! Where are you! Answer me! Please!"

He cocks his head as if trying to listen to something. His face falls, then becomes angry as he looks at the party.
"You killed them! They won't answer me because you killed them! I'll kill you! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!"

He starts to convulse and his bones snap as his body starts to change. His legs, chest, and neck stretch as he grows large enough to rival Celestia. His coat falls off his body and his back splits as two large, leathery wings grow and unfold. His ears grow larger and more batlike and his snout extends while his eyes grow smaller and his mouth fills with fangs. His hooves break apart and grow into claws that he uses to rip the lid off his coffin and throw it at the party.

Everyone roll to dodge.

No.125786

>>125782
Rolling.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.125788

>>125782
I goat flip out of the way~

Rolled 1 = 1

No.125789

>>125782

Rolled 2 = 2

No.125790

>>125782
"Mais non!"

Rolled 3 = 3

No.125792

>>125782
Ogod

Rolled 3 = 3

No.125793

>>125782

Rolled 3 = 3

No.125796

>>125782

Rolled 8 = 8

No.125799

>>125793
>>125796
sorry double posted, pick whichever was first

No.125801

>>125782
Ack!

Rolled 3 = 3

No.125818

>>125788
The coffin lid hits Pomelo on the head and he drops like a rock.
He is now unconscious and will wake up on his own in two turns, but can be woken up earlier than that with Natural Remedy. Once he wakes up he will be Helpless.

>>125786
>>125789
>>125790
>>125792
>>125793
>>125801
The vampire's wings carry him right behind the coffin lid and he lands in the middle of the group in a tornado of claws and fangs. He he slows his assault to see how badly the party is mangled Mushu, Andelia, and Mirabelle are lying Helpless on the ground. Only Korrin, Dreamkicker, and Bessy are still standing.

No.125820

>>125818
"A-ah…"

Get back on my hooves

Rolled 8 = 8

No.125821

>>125818
Help Andelia up
"Come on, on your feet"

Rolled 7 = 7

No.125822

>>125818
Try to get up.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.125824

>>125818
"YOU BIG STUPID MEANIE! STOP HURTING MY FRIENDS!"
Crippling Shot! Destroy his stupid little wings!

Rolled 8 + 2 = 10

No.125825

>>125818
Gather my strength and electrocute the fucker

Rolled 7 = 7

No.125826

>>125822
So that worked right?
"we'll have to do something about that blood in a moment friend.."
Use natural remedy on Pomelo. "No time for sleeping, we need you pommy.."

Rolled 1 + 2 = 3

No.125827

No.125828

>>125820
>>125822
Both of you shakily stand back up.

>>125821
You help her stand back up.

>>125824
Your shot snaps one of the delicate bones in his wing. He roars in pain as it falls limply to his side.

>>125826
You pry open his mouth and force a pill down his throat. He must be allergic to whatever it is, because his breathing suddenly becomes very shallow.

>>125825
While he cradles his wounded wing you hit him with another bolt of electricity. He snarls and his claws dig deep furrows in the stone floor.

No.125830

>>125828
Tiger stance the vampire.

Rolled 8 + 2 = 10

No.125833

>>125828
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, WITCH?"
Rush to Pomelo side and use the staff on him.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.125837

>>125828
More Crippling Shots!
Leave him a broken shell of a pony! Keep him from going anywhere!

Rolled 8 + 2 = 10

No.125838

>>125828
Use Convert on the vampire!

Rolled 5 = 5

No.125839

>>125828
"And now you die!"
I run full force at the vampire and use slam

Rolled 6 = 6

No.125840

>>125833
"Dreamkicker.. I just.. " I look really sad and let him take care of it before I can do more damage. I focus on getting the vampire grounded again, using my roots to pull him into the ground.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.125851

>>125830
You fly over to him and pummel the base off his broken wing. A sob escapes the creature as its ruined wing falls off its body.

>>125833
You press the tip of the staff against him. One of the gems stops glowing as Pomelo starts to breath again, but shows no sign of life other than. He is still unconscious.

>>125837
You hit one of his back legs and break it once again. The vampire pulls it against him and shys away from you.

>>125838
The vampire is in too much pain to hear anything you say.

>>125839
You slam into the vampire, but his size keeps him upright.

>>125840
Roots overturn a few floor stones and wrap around the vampire, pulling it against the ground and breaking a few of his bones.

No.125854

>>125851
"Just end zis already!"

Beat the crap out of him with my morningstar

Rolled 7 = 7

No.125856

>>125851
"I think that's all I can do for him…"
Stand over him and shoot at the vampire.

Rolled 8 + 1 = 9

No.125858

>>125851
Keep smashing him with tiger stance.

Rolled 8 + 2 = 10

No.125859

>>125851
Run over to him, jump and crush him under my massive boofy size!
"Nobody. Hurts. My. FRIENDS! ESPECIALLY POMMY!"

Rolled 10 = 10

No.125861

>>125851
"BEGONE, DARK SPIRIT!"

Beholder keeps the burn ray on him while I prepare to defend myself.

Rolled 3, 5 = 8

No.125862

>>125851
"Off with your head!"
I slash at his neck

Rolled 2 = 2

No.125865

>>125851
"Its time for you to die" Try and knock its head off with bear bash.

Rolled 4 = 4

No.125866

>>125854
You strike his neck with your morning star and tear off some of his flesh.

>>125856
You shoot him in the neck. Smoke rises from the bolt as he tries to pull the bolt out.

>>125858
You keep punching away at his bloody wing stump and open up a large hole in his side, exposing muscles and black ichor.

>>125859
You bodyslam the vampire. Your size and weight force him to the ground.

>>125861
He may be stuck under the buffalo, but his legs and claws are still free to move. He grabs your beholder in one claw and squeezes, slicing your minion into several strips. The sight of this makes you falter and leave an opening in your stance.

>>125862
After slicing the beholder into several pieces he swats you away despite your heavy armor.

>>125865
Korrin slams into you. You are both in pain, but still standing.

No.125868

>>125866
Beat his face in with a silver nugget!

Rolled 10 = 10

No.125869

>>125866
Charge at him to slam him!

Rolled 1 = 1

No.125870

>>125866
Keep slammin' and jammin'!

Rolled 5 = 5

No.125871

>>125866
Target his head, tiger stance.

Rolled 2 + 2 = 4

No.125872

>>125866
"Ah, what are you doing?!" use natural remedy on Korrin. "get your head in the game!"

Rolled 7 = 7

No.125873

>>125871
Im going to use monkey agility.

No.125874

No.125875

>>125866
Shock him again.

No.125876

>>125875
>>125866

Rolled 5 = 5

No.125877

>>125876
hmmm

Rolled 5 = 5

No.125881

>>125866
Are there any more bodies around the room?

No.125901

>>125866
"No! Spirit, find another host, now!"

Raise dead on the most intact ghoul I can find.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.125913

>>125868
Your silver nugget flies into his open mouth and tears one of his cheeks off as it exits. The vampire swings at you but…

>>125869
Hits you instead. Your hooves leave the ground and you go flying across the room before landing on your back.

>>125870
He fends off your blows and scratches you with his claws while doing so.

>>125871
>>125873
He knows your strategy by now and tries to punch you with a fist the size of your head. You roll in the air just in time to avoid getting hit.

>>125875
>>125876
>>125877
You shoot some sparks from your horn and put on a small lightshow. Pomelo might have liked it if he were conscious.

>>125901
One of the ghouls rises to its hooves. There is a silver bolt sticking out of a burst eye, but that is the only damage that has been done to it.

No.125915

>>125872
>>125874
You run over to Korrin and roll him over before helping him stand up. After that you give him a drink of water.

No.125917

>>125913
Remembering some childhood stories and ancient legends, I lean down and try to wake up Pomelo with the sweetest kiss I can muster.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.125920

>>125913
"Come!Strike down that which stalks the night for blood!"

Have my Ghoul lunge at the Vampire's neck.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.125922

>>125915
"Ahh, that's refreshing, thanks for that, now lets take this thing down!"
Charges at it to slam it

Rolled 8 = 8

No.125923

>>125913
"Ow, ow, ow!"

Divine Wrath! No touchy!

Rolled 5 = 5

No.125924

>>125913
Attack his neck with tiger stance.

Rolled 8 + 2 = 10

No.125925

>>125913
I'm still on top of him, right?
Take another silver nugget and bring it down on his head! Beat his stupid little meanie face in!

Rolled 2 = 2

No.125928

>>125913
"Dreamkicker, let me try again." Using natural remedy on Pomelo and praying to nature for guide me.

Rolled 9 + 2 = 11

No.125944

>>125917
Questions about what you colleagues might think spring to mind. You manage to force them down, but they have unsettled you enough that all you do is give Pomelo a quick peck on the lips.

>>125920
Your ghoul leaps at the massive vampire and latches on to his neck. It hangs there thrashing as it tries to tear out his throat.

>>125922
You slam into the large vampire. Bones snap as the roots hold him in place.

>>125923
He swings at you again. You duck just in time to keep your head, but one of his claws flicks you horn and cancels you spell.

>>125924
You fly over next to the ghoul and start punching away at his neck. Your silver gloves burn flesh and muscle wherever they hit.

>>125925
The vampire grabs you with a free claw and pushes you off of him. His claws leave several long, red lines across your back and sides.

>>125928
A small, pungent flower grows up through the floor in front of you. You pluck it and wave it under Pomelo's nose. His eyes snap open and he gets to his feet. He can't help but notice that his lips taste funny.

No.125945

>>125944
Finish this thing already! Smash its skull in!

Rolled 5 = 5

No.125946

>>125944
"What a nap…!"
Prayer of healing
pls rng pls

Rolled 4 = 4

No.125948

>>125944
Crush his neck with stance.

Rolled 5 + 2 = 7

No.125949

>>125944
>>125946
"Y-you're awake!" I almost hug Pomelo but instead line up my crossbow with the vampire and shoot.

Rolled 3 + 1 = 4

No.125951

>>125944
"Why won't you die!!!!"
Slice its head with my axe

Rolled 3 = 3

No.125952

>>125944
Marksman Shot a nugget into his head!

Rolled 8 = 8

No.125954

>>125944
bear bash on the vampire, knock his head off.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.125956

>>125944
"Begone! Be cleansed!"

Ghoul continues trying to attack the throat while I mutter a mantra to focus its strength.

Rolled 9, 3 = 12

No.125962

>>125945
You have to duck once again to keep your own skull from getting smashed in. His fist ends up flicking your horn once again.

>>125946
You sit down and smack your lips, trying to figure out what that taste is.

>>125948
You fly around behind him with the intent to break his neck, but thick muscle gets in your way so you attack that instead.

>>125949
Thoughts about the goat fill your mind and you shoot one of the roots holding the vampire down instead.

>>125951
The vampire finally remembers its ability and turns to smoke just before your axe hits. It reapears behind you and brings a heavy fist down on your back.

>>125952
You change your aim as it reappears and shoot off one of its ears, exposing a patch of skull and thin muscle.

>>125954
It knocks you aside with a fist. You nearly fall over, but manage to stay standing.

>>125956
Your ghoul reattaches itself to its neck even as its flesh starts to rot.

No.125963

>>125962
Again!
Marksman Shot on the exposed skull!

Rolled 8 = 8

No.125965

>>125962
"Separate its core! Let it burn!"

Ghoul continues trying to tear out the neck.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.125966

>>125962
"Stop zat!"

Just… Just kill him already please. I don't even care how.

Rolled 8 = 8

No.125967

>>125962
I slam into him with anger

Rolled 8 = 8

No.125968

>>125962
Electrocute the newly-reappeared vampire.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.125970

>>125962
I try to get my mind back on the fight. But gosh what is this taste….

Rolled 6 = 6

No.125972

>>125962
Try and re-root him.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.125973

>>125962
Keep pressing the neck.

Rolled 7 + 2 = 9

No.125983

>>125963
Your shot bounces off the skull, but cracks it and knocks a small piece loose.

>>125965
The ghoul continues to tear at the neck and it finally comes free in a gush of black blood. The vampire clutches at his neck with a claw and gurgles wetly.

>>125966
You blast him backwards with Divine Wrath.

>>125967
You slam into his side and break most of the ribs on that side.

>>125968
You hit him with a bolt of lightning that burns his flesh.

>>125970
Licking your lips one last time you decide to answer that question once your friends are safe.

>>125973
You keep on punching his neck, the sliver on your gloves burning through his muscle until his spinal column is exposed.

>>125972
The vampire collapses under the weight of the assault against him and your roots wrap around him. The vampire struggles weakly, then turns into smoke.

The smoke rolls across the floor and into the room on the top right of the map.

No.125989

>>125983
Heal Bessy then follow after him

Rolled 9 + 2 = 11

No.125990

>>125983
"Quit teleporting!"
Charges toward him for another slam

Rolled 4 = 4

No.125991

>>125983
Follow that smoke!

Rolled 1 = 1

No.125993

>>125983
Follow dat smoke!

Rolled 2 = 2

No.125994

>>125983
see-'ems on the smoke and follow it

Rolled 5 + 2 = 7

No.125995

>>125983
Have the Ghoul follow.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.125996

>>125983
Try tocreate a gusy with my wings.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.126000

>>125983
Try and stab the smoke.

Rolled 4 = 4

No.126004

>>125989
You heal Bessy then pick up >>125991 after she trips on a broken piece of floor. After that you follow the rest of the group.

>>125994
Using your magical sight you can see the vampire as he looked before turning into the gigantic monstrosity. You follow the group.

>>125990
>>125991
>>125993
>>125995
>>125996
>>126000
The rest of you follow the smoke, some of you trying to attack it. Inside of the room the party can see the heavily wounded vampire curled up and bleeding on most of the books in the room. He has a few of the books clutched tightly against his chest and pulls something out of one of the books and hides it in his other claw as the party enters. He looks up at all of you with hate filled eyes, but does not attack.

No.126006

>>126004
rolling to inspect

Rolled 6 = 6

No.126007

>>126004
Start hacking off his head with my dagger before any of my allies get any dumb ideas.

Rolled 4 = 4

No.126008

>>126004
Send in my Ghoul after it to hold it down.

"Hold! He is hiding something!"

Rolled 2 = 2

No.126009

>>126004
Locate!
He's gotta be planning a trap!

Rolled 2 = 2

No.126010

>>126004
Finish him.

Rolled 10 + 2 = 12

No.126011

>>126004
"Merci mon petit chèvre."

Convert!

Rolled 8 + 2 = 10

No.126013

>>126004
Keep my staff up. Swing if he tries anything funny

Rolled 8 = 8

No.126015

>>126004
"What do you have there?" I ask him curiously.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.126025

>>126006
The books he is holding look like they would belong to young foals who were just learning how to read.

>>126007
He swipes you aside with a weary claw.

>>126008
He crushes your ghoul under the same claw.

>>126009
You cannot see any signs of a trap.

>>126015
He spits black sludge at you.

>>126013
You keep your staff up and ready.

>>126011
The hatred in his eyes dims. A tear forms as he looks and what he is hiding in his claw and…

>>126010
His head is cut clean off as you strike his neck with the axe you found in the chest. His head hits the ground and rolls towards the party while his body slumps, still holding the books and the other thing.

No.126026

>>126025
Inspect those things

Rolled 10 = 10

No.126027

>>126025
I run out of the room and run back in with a torch
"We gotta…"

Rolled 8 = 8

No.126028

>>126025
"Prepare to burn him, now!"

Gather some useless-looking books as tinder.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.126029

>>126026
"What do you see Mira?"

No.126031

>>126028
"Yes thats a good idea."

No.126033

>>126025
What was he holding? I look to see if its still there.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.126034

>>126025
Locate!
Why was he holding the book? Is there something in it?

Rolled 10 = 10

No.126036

>>126025
1) Pull whatever he was holding out
2) Pour whatever lantern oil I have on him
3) Drag him off the books
4) Light it with shock-'ems.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.126043

>>126026
It is a charcoal drawing of the vampire. He looks healthy and full of life, not at all how he looked when the party first saw him. He is sitting in a room littered with toys and books, and is playing with two unicorn foals that look to be about half a year old.

>>126027
You grab a torch.

>>126028
You grab some books about socioeconomic theory that were written a few hundred years ago and dump them on the headless corpse.

>>126033
Mirabelle has it.

>>126034
He was holding a bunch of foals books, the kind that have a bunch of pictures and very few, very small words. They all look old and the pages are worn, but the books all show signs of careful care and repair work. There is nothing in any of the books because he already took out what was hidden.

>>126036
You pull the books he was holding away before covering his body in lamp oil. You then levitate him into the middle of the main room and hit him with electricity. His body catches fire quickly and light up the room.

No.126048

>>126043
I say a prayer for him. Even bad guys deserve a moment like this

Rolled 10 = 10

No.126049

>>126043
"Vell zat is unpleasant."

Put the paper in the fire with the vampire

No.126050

>>126043
"I do wonder of his old life, but the fact remains that he is a scourge to all now. I can only hope those other two do well."

Get out my talisman and mutter a blessing on his burning corpse, for his spirit to be guided to peace.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.126058

>>126048
You hear Pinkie Pie start crying when she hears about what you found.

>>126049
The paper quickly turns to ash.

>>126050
You try to say a prayer to Nature, but can only hear some mare crying.

No.126059

"Dead for good."

No.126062

>>126043
"Oh… he did care for them after all.. but it is for the best. He was truly evil.We have done what we came her to do." I leave this grave site and go to the other room where I found the switch earlier.

Rolled 8 = 8

No.126065

>>126043
I inspect the room for loot

Rolled 2 = 2

No.126066

>>126058
>>126062

"Hmmm…"

Commune on the burning body.

Rolled 3 + 2 = 5

No.126069

>>126059
"Yeah.."
I finish up my prayer

No.126072

No.126073

>>126043
I solemnly look at the books.
"He… he really cared for them, didn't he?"
>>126059
"I guess it's for the best…"

No.126074

>>126062
>>126072
Follow them.

No.126075

>>126073
"He did look awfully sad at the end…"
I follow the rest

No.126076

>>126062
You go back to the room with the lever. The lever's handle is still missing.

>>126065
No loot.

>>126066
You are about to stick your hoof into the fire to common with the headless body. You stop just in time when you realize what a horrible idea that is and commune with the head instead. Its eyes focus on you.
"…what do you want, murderer?"

>>126072
>>126074
>>126075
The three of you follow Andelia.

No.126078

>>126076
"Murderer? Ha!"

No.126080

>>126076
"Darn, its still missing, this lever would open up a path for the twins, and for us to get out.." I look around for something to replace it with.

Rolled 5 = 5

No.126081

>>126075
"Yeah…"
I begin to follow, but stop as I see >>126066 doing her weird freaky deaky voodoo thingy with the bodies.
"Are you talking to him?"

No.126082

>>126076
"Your wards. If there is one last thing you wish to tell those two, I will speak to them for you."

Rolled 1 + 2 = 3

No.126088

>>126076
follow the party

No.126089

>>126080
Pomelo's horns might work….Nah, that's a horrible idea.

>>126082
He bites your leg.
"You want to bring my children back so you can tell them you killed me too? Pardon my fancy, but go fuck yourself you dried up hag."

No.126092

>>126080
"We shouldn't open any sort of path for those things."

No.126094

>>126092
"Didn't they say they'd get out on their own eventually? Let's just go.. maybe we can go out the same way the vampire came in"

No.126095

>>126089
"…If it makes you feel any better, your children aren't dead. They're still alive and Andy even fed them some. We're trying to find a better place for them."

No.126098

>>126089
"I am giving you a last chance to say goodbye to your loved ones. If you will not, then burn for all I care."

Rolled 5 + 2 = 7

No.126101

>>126092
"Well, how are we getting out then? You want to crawl through the whole crypt again?!" Look for another way

Rolled 3 = 3

No.126104

>>126095
"If they are still alive why didn't they answer me? What did you do to them?"

>>126098
"Why should you care? Why kill their father but leave them alive? What have they done do deserve your hate?"

>>126101
You cannot find another way.

No.126107

>>126101
>Well, how are we getting out then?
"The same way the vampire got in."

See-'ems on the circle's crystal. Let's see how it operates.

Rolled 7 + 2 = 9

No.126110

>>126104
"They.. they have pledged to find a way to free themselves of their thirst for blood, they that will be no longer a plague to all. I will not kill those who seek salvation for themselves, on my duty as a guide to souls. Now, if you wish for them to know anything…"

Rolled 1 + 2 = 3

No.126111

>>126104
"Should we tell him Olga?"

No.126113

>>126107
"I don't think we can that.." try the lever anyway using my roots to replace the handle part.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.126118

>>126113
"Just let him try first"
I sigh an exhausted sigh and lean against Dreamkicker

No.126123

>>126110
>>126111
"…Well never mind. I hope it at least eases your mind to know that they're going to be alright…"

No.126124

>>126107
It uses a rather archaic form of magic focusing to operate. This form of magic isn't taught anymore, but you thing you can do it.
DC4

>>126110
He bites you again.
"You are lying! Tell me the truth and I will tell you my last words."

>>126111
"Tell me!"

>>126113
It works. The roots are now operating the lever. Now all you have to do is figure out how to move it to open the correct doors and walls.
DC 8

>>126118
Dreamkicker and Andelia are in two completely different room and out of earshot of each other.

No.126126

>>126124
Give it a shot.

Rolled 4 = 4

No.126128

>>126124
Then I just go back and lean against Dreamkicker

No.126129

>>126124
"You guys do what you want, i'm gonna search for loot"

Rolled 4 = 4

No.126130

>>126124
"That is the truth! Andelia showed them that they don't have to have to be big mean vampires who prey on innocent ponies! We can even bring them up here to tell you!"

No.126131

>>126124
"Ha, see this is a good idea." I try to figure it out.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.126132

>>126124
"…."

"They abandoned you. They set it up so that they would be conveniently trapped and would not be able to aid you when we came. I lied not when I said I would help them, but I withheld this, for I wanted to let you have a final peace of mind before you depart. They wish a new life for themselves, one they would not have been allowed if you had continued to raise them."

"Now.. how do you wish for them to remember you?"

Rolled 10 + 2 = 12

No.126134

>>126130
"It's really cute that you believe that!" I call out from the other room.

No.126136

>>126126
The stairs descend a few feet and stop. Moonlight pours through the opening.

>>126128
Okay.

>>126129
You go back to the top right room and look at the books. Some of these might be valuable to the right buyer, but you don't know which ones.

>>126130
"She might have been telling the truth about that, but she was hiding something!"

>>126131
A few walls and metal plates rise up. Try again.

>>126132
The head is silent for a minute as it processes what it just heard. When he speaks he speaks with the voice of an utterly broken man.
"Why? Why would they want me dead? I couldn't get home in time to save their mother, but I saved them even if it was in an evil way. Why would they turn on me? I loved them, I kept them safe and happy, I taught them and kept moving what was left of our family every time we were found so they would be safe. Why?"

No.126137

>>126136
So are they not all the way down? If they aren't, try to get them down the rest of the way.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.126138

>>126136
"In time to save their mother? What happened?"

No.126139

>>126136
"Outside!"
I try to jump up and headbutt the stairs. Maybe that'll knock em down?

Rolled 2 = 2

No.126140

>>126136
"I cannot know, but it is in the nature of all to wish to forsake safety, once they see something greater for themselves. Please, do not feel sorrow, for you have raised them well enough to strive for greatness in their lives. Feel pride in that they have strength enough to break off their shells, even if it means facing the dangers the world will unleash upon them.

It is small consolation, but I will guide them if they are willing to allow me."

Rolled 3 + 2 = 5

No.126141

>>126136
"Gah, no luck yet.. How about you Dreamkicker?" Fiddle with the switch again.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.126143

>>126141
I can't hear you

No.126146

>>126143
but you were just talking to me..

No.126147

>>126137
A few got raised all the way up, blocking access. You raise the rest of them and block access from any direction.

>>126138
"It happened a few months after I was turned. I had kept it a secret from everyone, even my wife. It was hard, but I found an excuse to leave the house every night to hunt. She never suspected a thing, and neither did the neighbors, but somehow someone found out it was me. On my way one one night I could see flames in the distance. I ran as fast as I could, but by the time I got back the entire house was on fire. The paladins and inquisitor responsible were too busy keeping the neighbors back to see me, so I slipped in through the back door."

His voice starts to become louder and more passionate.
"All three of them were in the nursery. My wife was dead from the smoke and burns, but she had shielded the twins from the flames with her body. They were too week to cry, and were almost dead themselves. I didn't have a choice, you see? It was the only way! I had to do it, I had to!"

>>126140
"Guide them where? This curse can't be broken. I tried for hundreds of years to find a cure that does not exist. In the end I gave up and helped my foals to make the best of this life."

>>126141
You drop most of the metal plates and move a few of the false walls. The way to where you left the twins is now open.

No.126150

>>126147
Let's try this one more time. I must be tired. Or distracted by a certain goat brushing up against me…

Rolled 7 = 7

No.126151

>>126139
You don't jump high enough to reach the stairs. You tumble and fall on Dreamkicker's back.

>>126150
You get it right this time and the staircase drops all the way down.

No.126153

>>126151
"Gah! Sorry Dreamy…"
I hop off and listen to the talking head

No.126154

>>126147
Alright, time to tell the others we can back track… I head back to them.

No.126155

>>126151
Back into the main hallway.
"I have the abomination's magic stairway open.

>>126141
"Please remind me why we're helping those things escape this tomb."

No.126156

>>126154
You get back just in time to hear >>126147.

No.126160

>>126147
I sit down, tears brimming at the corners of my eyes.
"That's so… terrible… They didn't deserve any of that! Not one bit!"

No.126162

>>126156
I tear up and come to the vampire head's side. "So.. you're their real father then.. I'm so sorry.. I thought.. They said their souls were taken without permission, I thought that.. I promise to make sure they get started off right. I promise you that.." I and kneeling as is traditional for making such promises.

No.126163

>>126147
"One cannot yet give up on hope, the one light that drives all life. And even if there is no cure, they will surely find a happiness far better than anyone could hope to give them if they sought it themselves, forged by the strife and dangers of the open world that is now theirs to take. Do not feel sad, for you have given them the best thing they could have: will to lead their own lives as they see fit, on their own."

Rolled 6 + 2 = 8

No.126164

>>126160
I hop up on Bessy's back and pat her head
"Yeah…"

No.126166

>>126160
"They didn't deserve to burn to death! They were innocent, and so was my wife! I saved them! I gave them life! I SAVED THEM!"

>>126162
"Why would you think their souls were taken without permission? They couldn't speak, but why would they have wanted to die?"

>>126163
"They are still growing! They don't know how dangerous the world is! Without me they are dead! What does it matter if they live a few happy days only to be thrown back into the fire that I saved them from?!"

No.126167

I rub my eyes and pretend to cry.

"Oh that's the saddest story ever, Mr. Vampire! Please tell us what to do so we can help your children keep sucking blood and perpetuating this curse!"

Serious face.

"Are you all done being taken in by an oversized horse-tick?"

No.126168

>>126167
I shoot Dreamkicker an unsure glare then turn back to the head
"You sure there's no way to fix them?"

No.126169

>>126166
"There's gotta be some way to cure them! There has to be!"
I pull out my panpipes and play a tune to the Pink One, asking for guidance and assistance.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.126172

>>126166
"It does matter, for they will have at least found happiness before departing. A fleeting life well-lived is superior to a long one that can not even be called a life, and it would be best for them to learn of the second, rather than be committed to the first."

>>126167
"You. Be silent. Do not think your idiocy will be allowed here any longer."

My tone towards Dreamkicker is much different from the cranky tone I usually hold, instead being one fully alert, displaying the full power of a senior Goat priestess. Rolling to intimidate him

Rolled 1, 10 + 2 = 13

No.126173

>>126167
He spits a broken tooth at you.
"If we wanted too we could have turned this entire town by now! I never asked for this curse, and I have never given it to anypony else! NEVER!"

>>126168
"Yes…I am sure. Only one of the gods could cure us, but he will not."

>>126169
"This is out of my hooves, sorry."

No.126176

>>126172
The vampire head bites your leg again, but you turn a glare that could make Celestia take a step back towards Dreamkicker.
"I would have let them go once they grew up."

No.126177

>>126176
"Please Pink One! Is there nothing you can do or tell me? What happened to them was just soooo sad and I wanna help them!"

Rolled 2 = 2

No.126178

>>126172
"He may be a little mean but don't look at him like that!"
I stick my tongue out at her

>>126177
I pray for the same

Rolled 4 = 4

No.126179

>>126167
I smack dreamkicker's cheek. "One does not insult the dying like that."
>>126166
"Well, they seemed so sure of it when I spoke to them. They certainly didn't seem to like it here.. I could feel their pure desire to live, and they were so sure that they would never be free if you were alive. I was really convinced that you had kidnapped them and turned them for your own pleasure. Besides, you took so many ponies from us, that massive pile of bodies, all those ponies had families, but you killed them all to keep yours alive? Thousands of ponies gone missing because of you? Did you ever even consider a better way to feed your hunger?" Tears are streaming down my face. rolling to convince him to talk or something.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.126180

>>126172
Whatever intimidation I feel is greatly mitigated by the head biting your ankles.

"Idiot?! I'm tired of your superstitious nonsense, goat. And if you threaten me again, hag, you won't have the chance to regret it."

No.126182

>>126176
"You say that, but it is in the nature of parents to never wish for their children to leave their safety. Even the plants know that they must let their children go, and they give them sails or other vessels to ride what they can to seek their own greatness. But we who claim intelligence over the wilds have lost this wisdom, and wish to coddle them for all eternity."

"You may continue releasing your regrets, but it is your children that now matter. We will tell them what you wish, and then let you rest."

Rolled 5 + 2 = 7

No.126184

>>126180
"This is not superstition, you absolute fool, this is common decency to a life full of regrets, about to expire! One such as you may think yourself superior, but in the end, your hubris will be your downfall. You would do well to burn next to this departing one, it may teach you something, hmm?"

No.126185

>>126184
I uh… hop off Bessy and sit next to Dreamkicker
"Don't worry she didn't mean that. She's probably just cranky"

Rolled 9 = 9

No.126186

>>126177
>>126178
"I don't know what to tell you. Sometimes life is sad."

>>126179
"No! Why wouldn't they like living with me? Foals sometimes get the desire to leave before they are grown, but they loved me! How could I kidnap them them? I am their father! THEIR FATHER! I kept them safe and moved them with me every time we were found! After every close call I nursed them back to health! I pulled them back from the edge of death time and time again!"
He is rapidly trying to breath through his neck.

>>126182
"But they are still foals, they are still growing!"

No.126188

>>126184
"'A life full of regrets' is a nice way to describe a monster who has murdered innocents. Mincing relativism isn't exactly the moral high ground, witch. And more importantly, it simply isn't prudent to consort with demons like this, nor to placate them.

"As for the rest of you — if you're stupid, you'll follow the goat back into the bowels of this tomb to reconnoiter with the twin abominations. If you're not, you'll shut that door again, leave them to their own wits, and come with me back to the surface."

No.126192

>>126186
"Ah.. I guess that was a misunderstanding.. but you still killed far too many innocents for your hunger. If not I then someone less understanding would have come along, they are alive for now, isn't that a comfort to you?" I pause for a moment remembering what the twins said about if they were killed they would be replaced. "Are you sure those are the original twins you had when you were alive?"

Rolled 2 = 2

No.126194

>>126186
"And that's the best time to learn about life! I left my tribe when I was just a little calf!"
>>126188
I lean over to Pomelo,
"Can't you say anything to make him stop being such a grumpypants?"

No.126196

>>126192
"What do you mean!? Of course I'm sure! What else would they be!? If they aren't why do they look just like them!?"

No.126198

>>126194
"Like what?

No.126199

>>126196
"Ah, I mean.. I don't know how to put this, but they didn't sound like a normal pair of twins, it seemed like they had been… tampered with.. I'm not trying to insult you, I just need to know.. did you do anything… odd to them?" I look as honest and concerned as I can.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.126200

>>126186
"Even then, there is no longer anything you can do. It does not seem like you need to worry, at any rate. You may choose now to have faith in the children you have raised, or depart as you are with little consolation."

>>126188
"What would we gain from further punishing this thing? Satisfaction at how smart and powerful we are, maybe? Leaving it to rot in regret will not bring back any innocents. You may as well leave now and take your accursed attitude with you. Maybe one day you'll get cursed as well, hmm?"

No.126203

>>126198
"I dunno! You're the one he's all in love with!"
>>126196
"Wait a minute… maybe Andy's right. Are you absolutely sure those were the same unicorns?"

No.126204

>>126199
>>126203
"NO! YOU LIE! BOTH OF YOU LIE!"

>>126200
He calms down a little.
"Tell them…Tell them I'm sorry. I should have ran away when I was bit."

No.126206

>>126203
"Wha?!"
I turn to Dreamkicker
"You uh.. uh…. uhh?"

No.126207

>>126200
"I have no idea where you're getting these insane ideas from, crone. Certainly nothing I've said. Let's finish the thing off and leave."

No.126210

>>126204
"Very well, then."

Get out my talisman and mutter a prayer traditionally given to those departing with regrets, in hopes of soothing their aching souls.

"If any of you wish to speak more, feel free."

Rolled 5 = 5

No.126213

>>126207
"Are you blind? It is already finished, we are speaking to its departed soul. Soon the body will burn to nothing."

No.126216

>>126210
"Tell them I'm sorry. Thank you for not killing them."

No.126218

>>126204
"We'll do that…"
I turn back to Andy,
"Should we push the issue? He's already so sad…"

No.126219

>>126213
"Then stop talking to it and stop letting its head bite you. Or have you lost feeling in your extremities at this advanced age? Do you need someone to carry you out of here? Should I fetch your reading glasses and find your rocking chair for you noontime nap?"

No.126223

>>126204
"I'm sorry, I just had to ask. I will keep promise to find them a new home. They certainly can't stay here. Also, I didn't know vampires could age.."
>>126218
I think we should try again, I just know that he's done something to the twins, and I have to find out if we're going to have a shot at fixing them.

No.126226

I flatten my expression and walk a little towards to the stairs
"I'll think he just wants to argue…"

No.126227

>>126223
"Of course we can't age! We stop when we are turn-I don't know! Maybe we can!"

No.126228

>>126223
"You're right, we should keep trying."
>>126227
"Are you absolutely sure those were your foals? They… they mention that if something happened to them, they'd be replaced. Why would they say that?"

No.126230

>>126228
He laughs nervously.
"How could I replace my foals, my twins? How could I replace them? Haha! I couldn't replace them! If they died there would be nothing I could do to save them!"

No.126231

I'm going to wait by the stairs for this to finish up.

No.126232

>>126219
I ignore the one lustful for a Piercing of the Second Aperture and begin to meditate.

Rolled 1 = 1

No.126233

>>126227
My eyes go wide with the realization.. "You took all those ponies not because you needed their blood… but because you…" I lean in close and whisper. Snap out of it, they're just no way those were your foals since you can't age. Tell me what you did to change them.

No.126234

>>126226
>>126230
"Hey, uh, Dreamy? Maybe you go after Pommy… he seems kinda sad."
>>126230
"I don't think they were twins either…"

No.126236

>>126234
"Gotcha"
I follow Dreamy and sit on the stairs

No.126238

>>126236
Also I pat the stairs next to me to signal him to sit down too

No.126239

>>126238
"Hmph."
Yeah I sit down.

No.126240

>>126236
>>126238
>Hey Dreamy, maybe you should go after Pommy

No.126242

>>126232
Keeping the lich's soul tied to his head you close your eyes. Your scornful feelings about the lusty unicorn quickly lead to thought about how long it has been since your own Second Aperture was Pierced. You squirm as your imagination kicks into overdrive. Dreamicker is an ass, but he doesn't look too ugly. You haven't seen Korrin under his armor, but that only gives your imagination more room to work. Pomelo is young, but the young ones do have quite a bit of energy. You can't help but giggle as you think.

>>126233
"NO! NO! THEY'RE MINE! I SAVED THEM! I BIT THEM TO SAVE THEM FROM THE FIRE! THEY DIDN'T DIE! I WAS GENTLE! I MADE SURE I WAS GENTLE!"

No.126244

>>126240
I'm probably too far away to hear whispering
I lean against Dreamkicker.
"Don't move. I'm kinda tired…"

No.126245

>>126242
Oh my… still, It is a pity they seem to have no liking for the Road of Fertility.. keheheheheh…

Rolling to get out of this stupor

Rolled 7 = 7

No.126246

>>126244
…I was saying that I was saying that to Dreamkicker, not you! I was telling him to go comfort you! Note the italics!
>>126242
"We need to know what really happened if you want us to fix them! To let them live a better life! Tell us!"

No.126248

>>126246
…In my original message, rather.

No.126250

>>126246
OH
>>126239
>>126244
"Wait. Uh, Dreamy? Bessy said you.. you uh.. wanted to be my friend?"

No.126252

>>126245
You pull your mind out of the gutter before you can put much thought into what sorts of things you would teach the Twins.

>>126246
He is babbling quietly and his eyes are out of focus.

No.126255

>>126242
I sigh and try once more to convince him "Look, I want the best for the twins, I want to help them live peacefully. I trust your twins more than you know, they were able to feed off me with out killing me. I know they can live peacefully, just taking what they need instead of thousands of ponies.. If you really want the same you would tell me what happened. I'm no necromancer, but if we don't know, we'll never have a chance to help them properly.. Please for your children, tell me how you made them age?" I show him my scars from where they bit me, maybe that will help convince him.

No.126257

>>126252
"Please, answer. We have the welfare of your wards in mind now, and telling us all you know will surely let us help them."

Rolled 7 = 7

No.126259

>>126252
don't bite me..
I use natural remedy to keep his remaining blood in so he can finish talking.

Rolled 3 + 2 = 5

No.126260

>>126250
"…."

I cough and blink a few times.

"I like you a lot, Pomelo. I, uh, didn't expect that to happen when I met you, but, well, you're a really charming goat, you know…"

"Come back with me to Canterlot. We can teach you to read and you can enroll at the Academy and learn more about magic."

No.126261

>>126260
"Oh! You… wanna be my teacher?"
I look confused

No.126264

>>126255
He doesn't respond. He just keeps babbling nonsense and muttering the word "dead" over and over again.

>>126257
He looks you in the eyes, then his horn lights up and he flings himself into the pyre that was his body. The fire swells, then dies, leaving behind a large pile of ash. A few seconds later the lich teleports in with half a dozen skeletons. He looks at the pile of ash and the dead ghouls before speaking.
"Good, good. I felt him die, even though it took longer than I though. Much, much longer. Now as for your rewar-"

He stops talking and looks towards the room at the bottom left of the map. He disappears in a flash of light, then a mournful cry comes from the room. He yells back into the main chamber.
"Take whatever you want from here, just leave the bodies and my books! I must tend to the dead!"

A puff of smoke comes from the room on the bottom left and the skeletons he brought with him disappear. Everything is quiet for a few seconds, then the Twins enter the room the same way the party first did. There are four ghouls with them.

No.126267

>>126261
"Well, in a way…"

"You've, uh, nev-

"Look, I want to get to know you better, and you've got a lot of potential that could be unlocked at the Royal Academy. If you come back with me, we could learn more about one another and you could learn a lot more about other things, too."

No.126269

>>126264
"You two. We need to leave, now. That lich may not like us taking pity on vampires…"

Recall my ghoul and have it stand near me.

No.126272

>>126264
I am quite taken back by the sudden appearance and disappearance of the lich, but when I see the twin I run over to them, giving them a comforting motherly hug. "Ah, you're here!" I look them over to be sure they are okay.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.126274

>>126264
>>126269
Also, if I can, I look for a holy book of the dead

Rolled 5 = 5

No.126275

>>126269
"Yeah, we gotta go!"
I make my out, but stop mid-step as I see Pommy and Dreamy talking to each other.
They're not… are they?
Rolling to innocently overhear.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.126276

>>126267
"So you wanna be my teacher and my friend…?"

No.126278

>>126276
"Y-yeah. Let's be friends."

No.126280

>>126272
They seem surprised by your hug, but return it. Their mouths brush up against where they previously bit you, and you can feel their fangs, but they control themselves and break the hug off a few seconds later.
"Thank you for killing him."
"Thank you."
"We are fine."
"We are free."

>>126269
"We will leave."
"But we must pack."
"And maybe talk."
"We heard the skeleton pony."
"He cares for the dead."
"He will be fixing the broken skeletons."
"We have plenty of time."
Their ghouls walk past the party and go into the room with traveling supplies.

>>126274
You find a book of the dead with a large hole in it.

>>126275
You can overhear everything they say.

No.126281

>>126278
"Okay! Friends!"
I lean in and give Dreamkicker a long kiss

No.126282

>>126281
"Wow."

No.126286

>>126282
"What? We're friends now! That's what friends do!
I uh… read that…"

No.126287

>>126280
"By the way, a last message from him. He says that he is sorry, that he should have fled when he became cursed."

….

"I will not ask you two to shed light on your pasts, but if you wish…"

No.126290

>>126278
"Wha- but you both want to be more than friends! Why can't either of yo-"
>>126281
"Oh…"
I smile as wide as I can!
Pommy's found himself a special somepony! Pommy's found himself a special somepony!
Ohmigoshohmigosh this is so great! I need to throw a party for them as soon as we get outta here!

No.126291

>>126280
"I want to help you set up, make sure you find the right ponies to keep you company and such.."
following them, rolling to inspect them again.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.126293

>>126290
"S-Special? …I guess he is kinda special…"

No.126295

>>126293
Psst, that wasn't dialogue!

No.126296

>>126281
>>126282
They walk closer to the two of you.
"Oh my."
"We were wrong."
"He goes much better with the stupid unicorn."
"The unicorn with the sexy bottom."
"Did the goat make him shave it?"
"Smart goat."
"I bet he can see everything if he walks behind him."
"Maybe we should save the new toys we find."
"Maybe I should shave you."
"Maybe I should shave you first."

>>126287
"What does that mean?"
"He was cursed centuries ago."
"Maybe over a thousand years."
"He showed us his books."
"He told us about buying them when he was a pony."
"They are very old."

>>126291
They look at you. Their eyes are slightly sunken into their gaunt faces and their fangs poke out of their closed mouths. They are a bit taller than you, but much more slender. Aside from the secondary sexual characteristics they look like exactly the same pony. Their cutiemarks are smudges of color.
"We would like you to come with us."
"Your blood is sweet."
"Maybe the rest of your body is too."
"But we would be in charge."
"We are our own Masters now."
"We can have friends."
"Friends that can be toys."
"And food."
"We will try not to break our toys."
"Things might be dangerous for you alone."
"But we promise to try our best to not break you."

No.126297

>>126295
I'm 2sleepdeprived
>>126296
I cover his butt
"STOP LOOKING!"

No.126299

>>126296
I inspect them as well.
There's gotta be some difference to them…
>>126297
I giggle as Pommy [i]tooootally[/s] doesn't cop a feel off of Dreamy.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.126301

>>126296
"He believes that you are his children, that he saved from death around that time by cursing them to be vampires. Is he delusional, after all?"

No.126302

>>126297
They walk closer while brushing up against each other.
"No."
"We want like his butt."
"Maybe squeeze it like you are doing."
"Or bite it."
"We have never trying biting a butt before."
"We would only do it if he said yes."
"We gave yourself that rule."
"Can we bite his butt?"
"Or at least look at it?"
"Maybe lick it?"
"No rules about licking."
"Or looking."

>>126301
They stop walking and look at each other.
"He…wanted us to call him father."
"He was Master, not father."
"He was like a father."
"But not ours."
"We cannot remember our father."
"Or fathers."
"So many memories."
"Some conflict."
"Almost all are hazy."

No.126303

>>126301
>>126296
I stay silent for a moment wondering how much they know about his craziness, my guilt slowly leaving. I have done the right thing all this time. I just need to decide what the right thing to do here is, can they handle themselves? I look around for any good loot while I ponder it, and casually ask "How old are you twins?"

Rolled 6 = 6

No.126304

>>126302
ROLLING TO PROVIDE MAXIMUM PROTECTION TO THIS BUTT

Rolled 1 = 1

No.126305

>>126302
>"We want like his butt."
Should be "We want to look at his butt." The site won't let me delete the post.

No.126306

>>126302
"Step back!"
Keep my rear as far away from them as possible.

No.126310

>>126302
"I see."

….

"The roads in your life have only just opened, you have time to ponder this later. For now, hurry and prepare to leave."

No.126311

>>126302
Nothing for >>126299?

No.126315

>>126299
The only differences are their genders and a faint difference in color between their cutiemarks.

>>126303
"Less than one."
"Or maybe three."
"Or twenty-something."
"Conflicting memories."
"So hazy."

>>126304
You move your hooves off his but and around between his legs. The Twins' eyes widen.
"So bold."
"Getting ready to play in front of everyone."
"His cuteness hides the real him."
"His butt is uncovered."
"I think the goat has directed our attention elsewhere."
"Oh my."
"I can see why the goat would shave him."
"Can we play too?"
"Can we?"

>>126306
You are a bit distracted by Pomelo suddenly fondling something a bit lower than your butt.

>>126310
They are too distracted to pay any attention to you.

No.126319

>>126310
>>126315
"Gah! Enough of this! Your lives that we worked so hard to salvage are going to be jeopardized because you wish to bite each other's spears?"

No.126322

>>126319
"I DON'T EVEN HAVE A SPEAR I HAVE A STAFF"
I cover my face in embarassment

>>126315
"Just.. go. And stop looking at his butt."
I blush furiously. I don't even have to roll this is perfect double crit blushing and I know it

No.126324

>>126315
I give them a confused look "The Lich might be back soon, I promised to make sure you would start off right, but I can only go where I am most needed.. Do you think you know enough to be on your own? You seem innocent yet knowledgeable at the same time.."

Rolled 7 = 7

No.126325

>>126315
I cover my eyes!
"Pommy, what are you doing?! You're in public!"

No.126326

>>126325
"Protecting his butt…"

No.126327

"I… uh…"
"Leave us, vampires. Let's get out of here."

No.126328

>>126326
"That's not a place you're supposed to touch in public! You can do that later in private!"
I continue covering my eyes.

No.126329

>>126322
>>126326
I just look a little jealous at this, maybe I should go with the twins..

No.126330

>>126319
"Only one of us has a spear."
"And his is not the one I wish to bite."
"Spears are not for biting."
"Too delicate."
"We have plenty of time."
"It is not even midnight yet."

>>126322
"A staff?"
"Oh my."
"I think the unicorn only has a spear."
"He blushes so cutely."
"So red."
"But acts and speaks so lewdly."
"Truly fun loving goat."
"I bet he knows games that we don't."
"A staff."
"Mmmm."
"Maybe he wants to come with us instead?"
"I doubt it."

>>126324
"You have started us off right."
"With blood."
"And trust."
"We know much."
"How to hide."
"How to feed without spreading."
"What to avoid."
"How to find food."
"Even if it isn't willing."
"But we will try to find willing food."
"You said it exists."
"And we trust you."
"Our broken toys should finish packing soon."
"We might need more for the coffins."
"More will come soon."

>>126327
They pout.
"Awww."
"I think that is the goat's decision."
"But he said go."
"Awww."
"We will remember you fondly."
"We will also remember the fondly goat."
"Hehe."

Two more ghouls walk in and head towards the coffins while the other ghouls walk out of the room with almost all of the traveling supplies loaded on their backs.
"Is this goodbye?"
"Goodbyes are sad."

No.126334

>>126330
"I wish you luck. Yet, should you need help…"

"Come to the swamps in the south, at the foot of the goat mountain. You may find me there."

No.126341

>>126330
I give them each another hug. "Do you know how to send a letter? You don't even have to put a return address, just let me know every once in a while.. I want to know you're alright, and maybe come visit you once you have a new place? It is good bye for now, but It doesn't have to stay that way.." I scribble down my address on the back of one of their colt's books. and hand it to them.

No.126342

>>126330
"Goodbye! Perverts…"

No.126346

>>126330
"Goodbyes are really sad… you can always write me though! I'll be in-"
I pause, head dropping as I come to a realization.
"I dunno where I'll be… Pommy's probably gonna go back to Canterlot with Dreamy and they probably won't want me coming along and getting in the way of all their couple stuff…"
I plop down and drop my head even further.

No.126353

>>126346
"What? You've never gone anywhere without me before! This isn't an exception!"
I nudge Dreamkicker and give pouty eyes
"Right Dreamy?"

No.126355

>>126353
"Uh… yes. Canterlot's a big city. I'm sure it can handle a buffalo."

No.126359

>>126355
I hug Dreamkicker
"See? So stop moping!"

No.126360

>>126355
"Really? Oh thank you thank you thank you so much!"
I grab them both into a big hug!

No.126361

>>126341
I signed it with, "Remember you don't have to be monsters. with love, Andelia"

No.126362

>>126334
"We will remember that."
"Are there other goats there?"
"If we are hiding we will not have many friends."
"Or any."
We will need food."
"And you are too old."
"We would break you even if we were careful."

>>126341
The hug you back and avoid your neck this time.
"We know how."
"We will keep you up to date."
"Or visit you if we can't make enough friends."
"If that is okay."
"If we find friends maybe you can visit us."
"And become a friend."
"Our first real friend."
"Like we were just ponies."
"Goodbye."
"Goodbye."

>>126342
"We heard that."
"So silly coming from you."
"Keep your toy's ass shaved in memory of us."
"Goodbye."
"Goodbye."

>>126346
"We know how to find you."
"If you want to be found."
"We hope you want us to find you."
"You could keep us both fed."
"For a few days."
"If we weren't careful."
"The dead mater said buffaloes have a good taste."
"Goodbye."
"Goodbye."

"Goodbye Andelia."
"Goodbye Olga."
"Goodbye Blanket Bessy."
"Goodbye cute goat."
"Goodbye Shiny Butt."
"Goodbye Punchy Pegasus."
"Goodbye Maid."
"Goodbye armored whateveryouare."
"Goodbye archway goat."
"Goodbye."
"Goodbye."
They walk up the staircase, giggling as they listen to Pomelo, Dreamkicker, and Bessy talk. Their ghouls follow behind them with their coffins, traveling supplies, every single one of the lich's books that their master had stolen, and most of their masters books. They stop at the top of the stairs to wave to the party, then vanish into the night.

No.126364

>>126362
"We are done here. Let us leave and report back to the town."

No.126367

>>126362
"Well I'm sure letting them go was an excellent idea.

"I will, of course, be warning the Royal Guard about those two."

No.126370

>>126364
"Yeah. I'm ready to get out of this horrible place"

No.126372

>>126370
"I'm ready to get to the nearest inn and rest."

No.126373

>>126364
"Yeah, lets get outta here. I want some fresh air! And I need to start making party plans!"

No.126375

>>126372
"Rest sounds good…!"
I yawn and head up the stairs

No.126380

>>126364
I follow them out.

No.126381

>>126375
I walk up beside him,
"I doubt you're gonna be getting much sleep with Dreamkicker there, you sly dog you~"

No.126384

>>126375
I follow

No.126395

>>126381
I'm not quite sure what Bessy means, but I blush anyway

No.126407

The party walks up the staircase and into the cool night air, the staircase closing and magically vanishing as the last of them step off it.. The stars and moon cast enough light to illuminate the edge of the corner of the the graveyard they are in and heavily burdened shapes trundling towards the nearby forest. The light's from the town shine like a beacon as the party walks out through a freshly made hole in the fence and back to town for some rest and their reward.

No.126408

Before I leave the crypt, I get out my Talisman and perform one last blessing. Let the souls of all who have suffered at the hands of one who has suffered find salvation.

Rolled 4 = 4

No.126411

>>126408
You aren't sure how effective it was, but it's the thought that counts.

No.127333

The vampire is dead. After a bloody fight the party was able to corner and decapitate him. Although a few of them may have questioned his sanity after the fight it wasn't until Olga questioned his spirit that they learned just how insane he truly was. While that was happening Pomelo and Dreamkicker shared a spaghetti dinner. The lich came to congratulate the party, but was more concerned with the displaced dead then them and teleported away to fix the damaged done to the skeletons. Pomelo and Dreamkicker finished their meal with an admission of friendship and a kiss, which the Twins saw as they entered the room. They split their attention between teasing the two new friends and talking with the party, before Pomelo demanded their entire attention by grabbing Dreamkicker's junk while they watched. They were impressed, but time waits for no pony. Goodbyes were said, a gift or two was exchanged, and the party followed the Twins out of the Crypt just in time to see a few ghouls disappear into the forest surrounding the town. It being too late to do anything else, the party retired to the Trotston Inn for the night.

It is early morning, and the sun is just starting to creep through the windows and around the curtains to slowly rouse the party members from whatever beds they chose. Having such a large amount of money coming their way the party could have easily chosen different rooms if they so desired.

No.127345

>>127333
Proceed to perform my morning prayers with my staff and talisman.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.127351

>>127333
I stretch and say a morning prayer
"I never wanna do that again…"

Rolled 4 = 4

No.127352

>>127333
I wake up and greet the bright morning sun!
And say a prayer to the Pink One thanking her for this glorious morning after such a dramatic night!

Rolled 1 = 1

No.127358

>>127333
"Five more minutes…"

Rolled 9 = 9

No.127359

>>127333
"Bonjour tout le monde! Did everyone have a nice night?"

Get the sheets of my own bed back in proper position

No.127363

>>127358
"Get up sleepyhead! You can nap later"
I nudge Dreamkicker a whole bunch

No.127364

>>127333
I get up and decide I'm going to have a nice breakfast today, I walk out of my room.

No.127365

>>127363
"Oh! Right, all that stuff that happened…"

"We still need to claim our reward and alert the authorities to the presence of a freaking lich under their town."

No.127367

>>127365
"Considering the lich is their founder and the town claims to have ah ate for Necromancers.. Hahaha, I wonder about that pony I revived, too."

No.127368

>>127367
"We probably shouldn't mention that…

"Also we probably shouldn't mention that you let two vampires leave. We'll just say that they escaped us."

No.127370

>>127359
"Uuugh…How can you be so peppy after that place?"

No.127371

>>127368
"Oh! That reminds me!"
Cure on Korrin even if he isn't here

Rolled 4 = 4

No.127372

>>127365
"Oh yeah! We should go claim our reward! And I need to do a few things myself…"

No.127374

>>127368
"True. If they have not will enough to go against their natures and end up being caught, they they need to be purged anyway."

No.127375

>>127370
I shrug indifferently

"Vhy not? Ve are all alive and vell are ve not? Some of us even found ze amour!"

No.127376

>>127345
You lean your staff against the bedside table holding a small potted plant and kneel down in front of it while clutching your talisman. You spend a few minutes praying and contemplating nature, and when you get back up the plant looks vibrant and strong.

>>127351
What happened last night has you a bit too distracted to pray.

>>127352
A male voice answers your prayer.
"Wrong number, honey. That was an exciting night though, wasn't it?"

>>127358
Not too sure what you are rolling for,

>>127364
You leave your room and enter the third floor hallway. You and your friends rented most every room on this floor, so you can knock on doors if you feel like waking them up, or simply head downstairs and enjoy a complementary breakfast.

>>127371
You should try being in the same room as him first. You should also try focusing harder.

No.127379

>>127375
"I guess…And I did make a new friend after all. And of course there's this…"

I bounce a little.

No.127380

>>127376
Feeling weary I head to my room

No.127382

>>127376
>Not too sure what you are rolling for,
Everyone else was doing it, and I didn't want to feel left out.

No.127385

>>127376
Let them sleep, they'll catch up eventually.

No.127386

>>127379
>>127376
"See? Everyzing is going our vay. I'll go eat some breakfast now, have fun!"

Head down to grab some food

No.127387

>>127380
Oh yay you're here
I bust open Korrin's door, drag him out of bed and cure him

Rolled 8 = 8

No.127388

>>127380
You are already in your room. It is early morning right now and everyone is just waking up.

No.127389

>>127387
And then I go downstairs and join the rest

No.127390

>>127387
"Gah what are you doing goat? Its much too early"

No.127396

Rolling for there to be pancakes ready for me. "Its been a while since I had a nice hot pancake, far too many cold apples lately."

Rolled 5 = 5

No.127397

>>127390
I yell as I head downstairs
"Just making sure you didn't catch anything icky down there!"

No.127398

>>127376
"Come again?"

No.127401

>>127386
"I guess. Every day is a new adventure!"

I follow her downstairs.

No.127406

I follow Pomelo down the stairs.

No.127408

>>127385
>>127386
>>127389
>>127401
The four of you head downstairs. There are some tables with a few tired patrons eating breakfast on one side of the room and a bar with various breakfast foods and drinks on the other side.

>>127387
>>127390
After the goat leaves the room you notice that the shadows in your room are darker than they were a few seconds ago. Your headache has also grown slightly less painful.

>>127396
There are some cold pancakes on the food bar.

No.127416

>>127408
I leave my room and go downstairs, trying to ignore the headache

No.127417

>>127398
>>127408
I follow everyone downstairs as well, still waiting for a reply from that weird male voice so I can know just what the heck he was talking about!

Also, rolling to try and find some warm pancakes in the stack of cold ones.

Rolled 4 = 4

No.127418

>>127406
And Dreamkicker was there too.

No.127425

>>127408
Right, I'll have some lovely croissants with butter and brown sugar as well as some coffee.

No.127426

>>127408
I look for something to eat. Maybe some waffles or a pretty dress

Rolled 10 = 10

No.127432

>>127408
Are there any herbs? If not, I'm sprinkling some holy shredded paper onto my pancakes before eating.

No.127434

>>127408
I search for something to munch on.

Rolled 10 + 2 = 12

No.127435

>>127408
I look disappointed but put a few on my plate anyway.

No.127439

>>127416
And so was Korrin.
The sunlight coming through the open windows makes your coat itch.

>>127398
>>127417
"Sorry, I got distracted planning something. Where was I? Oh, yes, you and your friends and your journey of self discovery underground. Why, when one of my followers told me he wanted to team up with a prospective lich and build an archway I thought he was positively mad, so of course I told him he could.

>>127417
They are all cold, and a few of them are on the floor now.

>>127425
You find everything you look for.

>>127426
You find some waffles made in the shape of a pretty dress with bits of pretty dress inside them. There are also a dozen kinds of syrup to choose from.

>>127432
There are some herbs.

>>127434
You find the same thing Pomelo found, plus the pretty dress used to make them.

>>127435
You put some on your plate.

No.127449

>>127439
Aww…
Rolling to find something else good then.
Maybe a cake!

Rolled 5 = 5

No.127450

>>127439
"Gah! Why so ichy?" I scratch at my iches

Rolled 1 = 1

No.127452

>>127439
I take out some yellow paper from my bag, tear them into s trips and sprinkle them over the herbs before eating.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.127455

>>127439
I seat myself between Bessy and Dreamkicker, alternating between stuffing my face and stuffing Dreamy's face with waffle dresses

No.127456

>>127439
Gathering up juice and other syrup and heading to a table. "Ah, I'm so tired.. " rolling to find a good table for us and sit there with out beefing it.

Rolled 8 = 8

No.127457

>>127439
>>127449
Oh, and I also continue the conversation.
"Who are you anyways mister?"

Rolled 5 = 5

No.127458

>>127439
Start eating then!

>>127452
I watch her as she performs this…ritual

"Vhat is zat paper for?"

No.127461

>>127458
"Blessing the food, of course! Besides, it tastes good, for goats!"

Rolled 2 = 2

No.127462

>>127455
"Puh-
"Ugh! Is that… fabric?!
"Who owns this inn? Who made these waffles? Stop forcing that into my mouth!"

No.127466

>>127439
THIS IS THE BEST BREAKFAST EVER

I seize the waffles and dig in.

No.127471

>>127462
I shove more in my mouth
"Whaf? Ish goof!"

No.127475

>>127461
I blink my eyes in a few times, then smile at her

"Uhhh okay!"

>>127462
"Alors monsieur professeur, relax for once! Zis is a time of celebration!"

No.127480

>>127471
>>127466
"Eating.. a dress! Mind your diets, children! If you eat too many sweets ants will crawl into your stomachs!"

No.127481

>>127462
"It is a little odd to have fabric in your food.. Maybe the chief is a goat?"
>>127450
I look over Korrin. "hey, you alright there?"

Rolled 5 = 5

No.127482

>>127456
"Hey Andy do you have a remedy for itching?"

No.127485

>>127471
"Da beshft."

>>127480
I swallow.
"Well gee, I could feed those to my new bud! If he had to eat anymore.."

No.127487

>>127480
I shove a waffle in Olga's mouth then get up
"I'm ready to go whenever!"

No.127491

>>127487
"Mmmpph-ohhh… In moderation, then!"

No.127492

>>127449
You find a cake, only it's the kind made in a pan and its cold.

>>127450
You scratch all over, trying to rid rid of your itch. The patrons start staring at you, but when you try to glare at them you have to shield you eyes. When did the sun get so bright.

>>127452
After sprinkling the paper over your meal you notice that they are not holy. They are from an address book.

>>127456
You find a good table where you can sit in the warm sunlight and keep an eye on your friends. A few seconds after you sit down a stallion stands up from a table in the corner and sits down next to you. He turns to face you and scratches his neck before pushing a crumpled piece of paper towards you.
"I'm supposed to give you this, I think."

>>127457
"Discord. I'm like Pinkie Pie, but better. Surely you've heard of me?"

No.127498

>>127482
"hm, I can certainly try it. " I pull him aside and try pulling off his armor and putting a soothing paste on his skin.

Rolled 4 + 2 = 6

No.127505

>>127493
I look for something for Bessy. Big strong buffalo's gotta have something good

Rolled 7 = 7

No.127507

>>127492
"Discord? Aren't you supposed to be some big meanie pants who tried to plunge all of the world into chaos? No way that's better than the Pink One!"
I munch on the cake. Cake's cake, I guess.

No.127510

>>127491
"Why do anything in moderation? If I did that you think I would have ended up like this?"

Point at my butt.

No.127512

>>127492
"Oh dear, it seems I have forgotten.. bah. Time to eat."

Eat the herbs, taking bites out of the address book occasionally.

No.127515

>>127510
Smack it with my staff.
"K-keep your assets to those whose Fertility Roads you wish to pierce, boy!"

No.127516

>>127492
"Oh, thank you. " I take the paper and read it.

No.127520

>>127515
I giggle.
"Kinda hard for that, not a boy anymore after all!"

No.127523

>>127520
I try to cure Happyhorn of her disease of being an icky girl

Rolled 8 = 8

No.127526

>>127520
"You did not right yourself? Deviancy!"

No.127527

>>127526
"Let her be, if she wants to be a girl let her"

No.127528

>>127526
"Alors Olga! She vants to stay zat vay and zat is fine! It's her choice."

No.127531

>>127526
"Hey! If she wants to be a girl, why not let her be a girl?"

No.127535

>>127527
>>127528
>>127531
"It takes more than a fleeting wish to bear the Path of Seed-taking! Is it prepared?"

No.127537

"Ha ha ha ha now who's the closed-minded one?"

No.127539

>>127535
"What are you going on about?"

No.127542

>>127535
"So wait is she a plant or a girl now?"

No.127543

>>127535
"…The Path of Seed-taking? What the heck is that?"

No.127544

>>127498
You take off whatever armor he wore to bed with him and spread a paste on his skin. It doesn't help.

>>127505
You find selection of vegetables and flowers.

>>127507
Yes way, I am better. Pinkie Pie has too many rules keeping her followers from having fun.

>>127516
The writing is messy and it travels at an odd angle across the page, but once you start reading you quickly figure out who it is from.
Thanks for the note
We wont be monsters
We had to eat before going
We didnt hurt hm
But made him delever are leter
He wont remember us and isnt sick
But your armord friend is
We wer going to tell you
But the cute goat and his toy distracted us
He is not very sick but wont stay that way
He has one day to be cyurd
Love
Twins


>>127523
You hear Pinkie Pie start snorting with laughter when you try to cast Cure.

No.127545

>>127539
"It takes mental fortitude to complete a Canal Change, child! Who knows what would happen especially if it was through such suspicious means?"

>>127542
"Ask your mother."

No.127546

>>127526
"Pfft. As if talking to dead guys all the time is any worse?"

>>127535
"…are you coming on to me now? 'Cause I don't think I'm ready for someone so old."

No.127552

>>127545
I shake my head at her

"Don't be so pessimistic! She's perfectly happy."

No.127553

>>127546
"I am obviously not a Spore Planter! I am saying you should go through the proper rituals for a Removal of the Sword!" If you insist, I will do it here and now.

No.127554

>>127544
I inspect myself to see what may be wrong

Rolled 8 = 8

No.127556

>>127545
"I uh… okay.."
I put the food I found in front of Bessy and shut up

No.127557

>>127544
"Whoah, hey Pommy! If you wanted me to join you two, you just had to ask!"

>>127553
"Huwha? That sounds like it would be boring…"

No.127558

>>127544
I look at the message carrier with kind eyes and giver him a pat on the back with my hoof. "get something to eat.." I point him in the direction of the food bar and whisper to Korrin. I got a note from them about what's wrong with you, we have to fix you fast.

No.127559

>>127544
"Those rules are only so her followers don't turn into big meanie pants though! The Pink One only cares for spreading joy and parties! How are those too many rules?"
>You find selection of vegetables and flowers.
I walk over to where Pommy found them,
"Whatcha lookin' a- those look delicious!"
I grab a plate and make a large pile.
"Didja find these just for me? Aww, thanks buddy!"
I grab him into a hug.
>>127553
"What are you even going on about anymore Olgy?"

No.127563

>>127557
"We must do it if your nature is to remain in balance! Now, open your legs!"

Get out a talisman with a hook-like attachment.

No.127566

>>127557
"…We don't need any girl germs"
>>127559
I hug Bessy and stick my tongue out at Happyhorn

No.127572

>>127563
"Whoa, no no no no no! I just got that thing and now you want to start carving it up, you pervert?"

Back away from that freak!

>>127566
"Pfft, like hers are any better than mine."

No.127575

>>127566
"You do realize that Bessy is indeed a girl, right?"

No.127576

>>127553
I scoot to them. "Whoa, lets not do that kind of ritual in public." I lean in closer so only the party can hear me. "The twins sent me a letter, I think you all need to know what's on it.."

No.127577

>>127572
"Nothing of the sort, listen to your elders! Now hold still and spread!"

No.127578

>>127558
"What is wrong with me?"

No.127580

>>127576
"What'd those creeps say? It better not be about Dreamy's butt!"

No.127582

>>127576
"Oh? Vhat did zey say?"

>>127577
"Olga contain yourself!"

No.127583

>>127578
They weren't specific, but I think you're turning into a vampire. Are you feeling okay?

No.127585

>>127582
"Think of the problems he might have in his imbalance of humours if we don't do this? He can stay female, but we need to go through correct procedure first! It's for his-her own good!"

No.127586

>>127583
"What? They sai-"
I pause, and start speaking again in a whisper,
"They said he's turning into a vampire? What do we do?!"

No.127587

>>127554
You do a quick inventory of all the wounds you received last night but stop when you come the one the vampire gave you with that bolt. Your coat around it looks pale and sickly.

>>127558
"What? Right."
He stands up and walks over to the food bar and loads himself up a plate before going to sit at a different table.

>>127559
Those rules get in the way of having fun. You can't tell me you weren't having fun when that arch turned you into a 'big meany pants'. I keep an eye on it so I can watch the chaos unfold whenever adventurers find it. I saw everything.

No.127590

>>127580
"No, not at all.."I fold over that part of the letter just to be sure he can't see it. "but I need you to try casting cure on Korrin for me."

No.127594

>>127585
"Says you! Keep away from me with that thing!"

I hop on top of Bessy.

No.127595

>>127586
We only have one day to figure that out, maybe the holy magic will work..

No.127597

>>127590
"Again? Okay.."
Cure on Korrin again

Rolled 4 = 4

No.127600

>>127585
"Zere is no procedure necessaire! Just leave her be, she'll be fine."

No.127602

>>127595
"Well the sun is very bright and I have this massive headache"

No.127606

>>127590
Folding over the drawing reveals a part of a drawing. It seems to be of a goat wearing a crown.

>>127597
You cannot focus with all of the commotion around you.

No.127607

>>127594
"It is for your own good!"
Smack her off Bessy with my staff.

>>127600
"You won't say that when her body rebels against her and reacts in a Collapse of the Canal!"

No.127610

>>127606
I shake my head and cast it again

Rolled 9 = 9

No.127613

>>127587
"I didn't enjoy that one bit! I hurt my friends! That's like, the worst possible thing anyone could ever do!"
>>127594
"Hey! Caref-"
>>127607
"Stooop thaaat!"
I try to grab her staff and stop her.

No.127615

>>127607
"Hey, stop zat! You're being paranoid!"

Restrain her with my telekinesis

Rolled 9 = 9

No.127622

>>127607
"What are you ranting about?! The heck is a collapse and what does it have to do with shoving a hook in me?"

No.127623

>>127606
With Mirabelle on happy horn's situation, I take a moment to Inspect the letter.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.127625

>>127615
>>127613

I struggle fruitlessly and give in.

"Grrr… don't come crying to me when your new Aperture of Creation collapses and kills you with massive bleeding!"

No.127628

>>127625
Release her and pat her on the back gently

"Just calm down, you're not making any sense at all to us."

No.127629

>>127622
"I'm not going to shove a hook in you, foolish boy-girl! I will remove the spirit of the Seed-Giver in you and infuse a proper spirit of Wave-Eater! I said you will not be hurt!"

No.127630

>>127628
"In your terms, unless we go through proper procedure her girl parts are going to break down in a horrible mess due to the imbalance in her. Do you understand now?"

No.127634

>>127630
"So what are these 'procedures'? Why do you need a hook to take out a 'spirit'?

No.127637

>>127630
>>127629
"Can you wait until after breakfast to this goat ritual? " I look at her with a slight look of annoyance, there really isn't a need to do that here is there?

No.127638

>>127610
Korrin shivers as you touch him with a hoof wreathed in holy energy.

>>127613
"You enjoyed it at the time~. Why don't you take a vacation from that pink clown and let me teach you some pranks?"

>>127623
On the back is a drawing that looks like it was made by two foals with crayons. There is a goat with a cape and a crown holding what you really hope is a staff. He is sitting on top of a shaved unicorn. He is using his free hoof to grab the unicorn's…oh my, this isn't the sort of thing a foal would draw at all.

No.127646

>>127630
"Vhat kind of procedures? Can't zis wait?"

No.127650

>>127634
"I will use the hook to remove the spiritual remnants of your Staff of Life, is all! I will not touch your physical form! Now, hurry over here and spread!"

No.127651

>>127638
"Gah! Still itchy, but the sun isn't so bright anymore"

No.127652

No.127653

>>127638
"…Pranks? Pranks arne't always that bad… would they be fun pranks that people will like and laugh at?"

I walk over to Andelia.
"Whatchya lookin' at?"

No.127654

>>127638
I burst out laughing. between the drawing and Olga demanding Happy Horn spread her legs. rolling to see how loud I am. "Oh, wow.. "

Rolled 1 = 1

No.127655

By this point every other patron in the room, the kitchen staff, and the receptionist from the front desk are watching the developing situation between Olga and the others.

No.127659

>>127651
"Still itchy? Maybe you have fleas or something"
Cure again…?

>>127638
I take a peek at the drawing
"Wow! Is that me hugging Dreamy? …With one hoof? I'm kinda confused…"

Rolled 5 = 5

No.127661

>>127655
"I dunno…it sounds pretty creepy…"

I look around.

"Plus we're drawing a crowd…"

No.127662

>>127655
Rolling to not be mortified

Rolled 1 = 1

No.127664

>>127655
"All of you, remember, if you wish to change your Role in Nature, go bay the correct procedure and do not resist like this one, who will surely bleed out if she is not fixed now!"

No.127666

>>127664
"…What's the 'correct procedure?'"

No.127669

>>127653
"You'll love them and so will whoever you pull them in if they have a sense of humor. Why don't you put aside the parties and start pulling pranks?"

>>127654
The can hear you inside the buildings on the other side of the street. A few ponies look through the windows to try and see what is so funny.

>>127659
You get the spell set up perfectly, but are distracted and the spell falters while you try and puzzle out the drawing.

>>127662
The blood drains from your face and your eyes nearly pop out of your head. It's bag enough that Pomelo fondled you in front of you traveling companions and the vampires, but now they are looking at a picture of it! How terrible! They even gave you a stupid looking face and put a dunce cap on your head!

>>127664
>>127666
Most of the faces are confused, but a few voices at the back of the crowd echo Bessy's question.

No.127671

>>127662
I can't help but let out a slight giggle at his uncomfortableness

>>127659
After which I laugh out loud at hearing this

No.127675

>>127666
>>127669

"I am glad you asked! While the physical form may have changed, the spirit requires more work to be similarly altered! With the correct blessed tool, remove the spiritual remnants of the Phallus! Absorb it's power into your talisman, then use that same power to cut another opening in the spirit as the Aperture of Fertility! A similar procedure applies if a Female wishes to become a giver. Any questions?"

No.127679

>>127661
"Then let them learn!"

Go over to Happyhorn and start scraping the space under where her goatcock used to be with my hook.

No.127680

>>127675
"…That's a lot of big words"
>>127669
I turn to Dreamkicker and give him a peck
"You look like you just saw a ghost!"

No.127685

>>127679
I just tilt my head and look confused

No.127689

>>127679
"GHAGH! What are you doing?!"

No.127690

>>127675
Blushes spread across the group like wildfire as they realize what you are talking about. A few of them leave while others cough and shuffle awkwardly.

>>127679
Someone in the crowd wolf-whistles as you get to work.

No.127691

>>127669
"I'd never put aside parties! …But, maybe I'll start doing a few pranks if they make people laugh like you say they do. What kinda pranks can I do?"
>>127675
I stare at her blankly,
"I have no idea what you just said."

No.127693

>>127679
I hold my head in my hooves and try to will myself into invisibility.

Rolled 8 = 8

No.127696

>>127669
>>127679
>>127675

I put the note away in my satchel before any of they patrons can see it, but I show it to Mirabelle first.
"Well, I'm done with breakfast, Olga you can take Happy horn and do that.. thing inside the hotel room right? "

No.127698

>>127689
"Removing the remnants of your Aspect of Mars! Now be still, I must concentrate!"

Mutter a mantra.
"Spirits, this one wishes to give up his Aspect for another. Give unto him the Soil and Egg, and remove from him the Rain and Seed…"

No.127703

>>127698
"THIS IS WEIRD!"

Run out the door.

No.127704

>>127696
I let out a slight gasp and glance over at Korrin, but say nothing more.

"Lead ze way Andi!"

No.127707

>>127703
"I said, be still! Ah, baaah."

"Spirits, is his soul yet in balance, or is there more work to be done?"

DC5: Success: No need, Fail: Time for more

Rolled 1 = 1

No.127708

>>127698
I try to not get distracted and cast another cure at Korrin

Rolled 8 = 8

No.127712

>>127704
"Well, lets see if we can collect the reward so we can do some shopping." I look around at the others as if to say they should leave now too. "I need a new set of robes and [i]maybe some potions.[i] "

No.127713

>>127707
>>127703
"…EGAD! STOP! STOP RIGHT NOW! YOU ARE IN GRAVE DANGER! YOU MUST COME TO A ROOM WITH ME RIGHT NOW!"

Run after her.

Rolled 5 = 5

No.127717

>>127708
"I really appreciate it, I'm feeling terrible"

No.127720

>>127712
"Sounds good to me!"

No.127722

>>127713
"KEEP YOUR OLD LADY TOOLS AWAY FROM ME!"

Get me out of here, spidey!

Rolled 2 = 2

No.127724

>>127713
"…what just happened."
I stare blankly at the door they ran out.

No.127727

>>127724
"The goat hag finally lost what small portion of her mind she still possessed."

No.127729

>>127724
"I think Olga has a crush on Happyhorn's butt? I'm not too sure though"
Keep curing

Rolled 4 = 4

No.127732

>>127722
Time to give myself to the RNG
"Spirit in the spider one, please! Your master is in danger! If you wish to save her, you will bring her to me, now!"

Run after while pleading with the spider

Rolled 1 = 1

No.127733

>>127729
"I'm not sure what's going on, but it's very amusing"

No.127738

>>127729
"Pommy, take a break, we might need a potion, Mirabelle and I are going to look around.. and see if we can collect reward." at that I walk out of the inn.

No.127742

>>127738
Follow her

"How are you feeling Andi? Zere has been a lot of excitement lately."

No.127746

>>127738
"Gotcha!"
I walk out too

No.127748

>>127742
"Ah, I feel pretty good. I'm glad the twins are doing well. I'm sure I'll get over my silly feelings when I'm not around him all the time.. right?."

No.127749

>>127746
Well if Pommy's done, I'm done.

No.127750

>>127738
I follow them

No.127755

>>127746
"Wait up for me!"
I follow out after Pommy.

No.127756

>>127748
rolling to look around.

Rolled 8 = 8

No.127757

>>127691
"I have a juicy one, but if you want to hear it you have to start worshiping me. I promise it's worth it. You can even keep having parties."

>>127693
Your horn glows as you try to bend the light around you, but all you manage to do is make the air around to a little darker.

>>127707
The spirits make it very clear: That tunnel needs to be carved. Manually.

>>127708
He shivers again and his coat stops itching. His headache goes away and his stomach rumbles.

>>127713
You chase her outside.

>>127722
>2
You try to jump up onto your spider, but a sudden pain between your back legs stops you.

>>127729
The thought of butts distracts you.

>>127732
The spider grabs Happyhorn and skitters away.

>>127738
>>127742
>>127746
>>127749
>>127750
>>127755
You all go outside.

No.127760

>>127757
"Wh-what did you doooooo?!"

Rolled 3 = 3

No.127761

>>127756
You can see everything happening in >>127757. The mayors office is near the center of town, which happens to be the same direction that the spider is running.

No.127762

>>127748
"I don't know about zat… it depends on how strong l'amour is! Zere are other nice stallions or mares out zere though, choice enough."

No.127763

>>127761
To the mayor's office~

No.127765

>>127760
"It would have been worse if I had not yet done anything! It is clear that you are in danger, and your symptoms are showing! Come back and let me finish working on you, or we can do this in the open!"

No.127768

>>127763
"yes, indeed I would like my reward for helping"

No.127769

>>127763
I nudge Bessy to follow along and hop alongside Dreamkicker

No.127772

>>127762
"Ah, well.. " I was about to say something embarrassing when I see those goat running after each other again. "Ugh, they're going to someone at this rate."
>>127765
"Ogla! Happy horn! please stop this!" rolling to root them in place.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.127773

>>127772
*hurt someone at this rate.

No.127778

>>127772
"She is in danger! You will see soon enough!"

No.127779

>>127772
"You're the one who did this to me in the first place!"

No.127781

>>127763
>>127768
>>127769
The three of you arrive at the mayor's office. The commotion by the inn means the streets are empty.

>>127772
They are out of range and only barely in earshot.

No.127785

>>127772
"Vhat's wrong?"

No.127788

>>127781
I lean against Dreamkicker and wait for the rest to get here

No.127789

>>127779
"You did this to yourself by trusting such a delicate ritual to an accursed place like that Crypt! Run all you like, but when you come crying to me because your new Canal hurts…"

Give up chasing and walk to the Mayor's office with the rest.

No.127790

>>127781
Enter the mayor's office.

"Well, I'm going in, whether or not the crazies want to or not."

No.127794

>>127790
follow him

No.127796

>>127757
"I dunno fit that's such a good idea to start worshiping you…"
>>127781
I nudge Pommy and lean into whisper to him,
"There's this weird guy named Discord that's telling me I should worship him, and he'll teach me all about fun pranks that'll make ponies happy. He says I can even still have parties if I worship him! What should I do?

No.127798

>>127796
>fit
If it's*
how did i even

No.127802

>>127785
"Ah, the spirit of love is not kind to me Mirabee, Its nothing I can change right now though. Lets just get the reward and look for a potion for Korrin.." I hug her and go into the mayor's office, since there is no one in the street there is not a reason to chase them.

No.127805

>>127796
I bop Bessy on the nose
"You know better than to turn your back on the Pink One! Especially if some creep told you to!"
I give a very barely angry look

No.127806

>>127789
"Hmph. I guess we'll see, won't we?"

Pat my spider and hop off after her.

No.127812

>>127805
"…Ohmigosh you're right! That would require me to turn my back on the Pink One! Oh please forgive me Pink One!"
I take out my panpipes and play a tune to try and express how sorry I am!

"I'm sorry, but that's a no on that deal mister Discord!"

Rolled 9 = 9

No.127819

>>127806
"Bah. I am not entirely without benevolence to the foolish."

Take out a talisman with a long, hard attachment with a rounded end and rub the hook on it before throwing it to Happyhorn.

"Use this on your Tunnel if you feel it collapsing!"

No.127828

>>127789
>>127790
>>127794
>>127802
>>127806
You all entire the mayor's office, Dreamkicker walking funny thanks to the pain. The stallion at the front desk looks up at all of you.
"You are the adventurers, yes? The mayor just got in. Her office is is the stairs and to the right at the end of the hall."

>>127812
"Your lose."
Pinkie speaks into your mind.
"I'm surprised at you Bessy. Didn't they warn you about discord in the temple?

No.127829

>>127819
"Uh…thanks."

I take it.

"I hope you're not telling me to do what I think you're telling me to do. You're really creepy…"

No.127830

>>127790
Follow Dreamy in