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Toyquest Thread 2 BDN No.358433[Last 50 Posts]
Welcome to the Lair of the Beast.
After an… 'Unfortunate Accident' sen you all sprawling from Sophie's Bag to the ground, a monstrous vermin looking as if it belonged in the unsettling dreams of disturbed salesmen fetched you and brought all you into its most foul lair.
The 'Tabrony', however, has submitted to your watchful orders and is getting a start on cleaning its subterranean den. Switch has made use of a good number of distractions to flee, and is now outside, peering in through a window. The rest of you remain inside, while he throws out his 'MOUNTAIN DEWRITO' packs and makes some attempt to clean.
After an… 'Unfortunate Accident' sen you all sprawling from Sophie's Bag to the ground, a monstrous vermin looking as if it belonged in the unsettling dreams of disturbed salesmen fetched you and brought all you into its most foul lair.
The 'Tabrony', however, has submitted to your watchful orders and is getting a start on cleaning its subterranean den. Switch has made use of a good number of distractions to flee, and is now outside, peering in through a window. The rest of you remain inside, while he throws out his 'MOUNTAIN DEWRITO' packs and makes some attempt to clean.
>>358440
>10
As it turns out, your High-potency repair and cleansing Nanites, also know as 'Natural Remedy' by your manual, are very effective at cleaning dirt!
The whole desk, once a mire of muck and other unspeakables, is not looking quite clean.
"H-hey, uh, you're pretty good…"
>>358443
Not very many places, unfortunately. There's behind his stack of disc cases labelled 'Underage Panty Quest XXVII - Hurt Feelings Edition'.
>>358446
Looks like you have enough power for flight. You fly behind the Beast's back.
If you all look to the latched window, you will see Scratch there.
>10
As it turns out, your High-potency repair and cleansing Nanites, also know as 'Natural Remedy' by your manual, are very effective at cleaning dirt!
The whole desk, once a mire of muck and other unspeakables, is not looking quite clean.
"H-hey, uh, you're pretty good…"
>>358443
Not very many places, unfortunately. There's behind his stack of disc cases labelled 'Underage Panty Quest XXVII - Hurt Feelings Edition'.
>>358446
Looks like you have enough power for flight. You fly behind the Beast's back.
If you all look to the latched window, you will see Scratch there.
Gerald [troubadour griffon] No.358461
>>358448
Such a large beast, how am I to free us.. use my sword to cut at his back so that he is distracted from the window where our brave friend Scratch is.
Roll #1 9 = 9
Such a large beast, how am I to free us.. use my sword to cut at his back so that he is distracted from the window where our brave friend Scratch is.
Roll #1 9 = 9
>>358471
The latch opens, at least. One could probably push it now.
>>358475
"Well, um…"
He thinks for a while.
"It's like…"
"I wish I could be like them, you know? Because t-they're so nice people and here I am. I-I like the characters because they're nice, a-and, well… I don't think I can be like them."
>>358473
"Who? Oh right. Someone lost you? I thought the acclimatization would have started already…"
The latch opens, at least. One could probably push it now.
>>358475
"Well, um…"
He thinks for a while.
"It's like…"
"I wish I could be like them, you know? Because t-they're so nice people and here I am. I-I like the characters because they're nice, a-and, well… I don't think I can be like them."
>>358473
"Who? Oh right. Someone lost you? I thought the acclimatization would have started already…"
Gerald [troubadour griffon] No.358490
>>358483
"Acclima- what now? I doubt I could ever forget our sweet Sophie.." look around from something kind of round and hard like a rock.
Roll #1 2 = 2
"Acclima- what now? I doubt I could ever forget our sweet Sophie.." look around from something kind of round and hard like a rock.
Roll #1 2 = 2
>>358486
And it does open! The tech in your 'horn' is pretty amazing.
>>358490
Nothing of the sort around small enough for you to use, unfortunately.
You do notice a few thick books that you can't recognise, though. The words on them are odd, like 'Turing', 'Neural AI' 'Cognitive Theory' and other bizarre things.
"Right. I get it. How did you all get lose, anyway?"
And it does open! The tech in your 'horn' is pretty amazing.
>>358490
Nothing of the sort around small enough for you to use, unfortunately.
You do notice a few thick books that you can't recognise, though. The words on them are odd, like 'Turing', 'Neural AI' 'Cognitive Theory' and other bizarre things.
"Right. I get it. How did you all get lose, anyway?"
>>358483
"This is good. You've admitted to wanting something. But now we have to deal with the costs of getting it. While being in my presence usually adds a penalty to other males' attractiveness, I think I can turn it around for you."
"First, taking immediate action to clean your room will help make you feel better. Let's finish up here. Step two follows after that, and brings with it lots of soap bubbles."
"This is good. You've admitted to wanting something. But now we have to deal with the costs of getting it. While being in my presence usually adds a penalty to other males' attractiveness, I think I can turn it around for you."
"First, taking immediate action to clean your room will help make you feel better. Let's finish up here. Step two follows after that, and brings with it lots of soap bubbles."
>>358507
You all hear a doorbell ring.
"Right, but first, looks like I got someone. In the meantime… go ahead and makes yourselves comfortable, I guess."
>>358510
"You- really? Well… you could always send it to Joeponeat poogle dot org. But… yeah. Thisi s really nice of you."
Looking a bit wistful, he leaves for the front, leaving all of you in his room alone. Only now do you all notice the odd books he has around. What's all this about 'Neural AI', 'Turing Criterion' 'J-P Power Engine', anyway?
You all hear a doorbell ring.
"Right, but first, looks like I got someone. In the meantime… go ahead and makes yourselves comfortable, I guess."
>>358510
"You- really? Well… you could always send it to Joeponeat poogle dot org. But… yeah. Thisi s really nice of you."
Looking a bit wistful, he leaves for the front, leaving all of you in his room alone. Only now do you all notice the odd books he has around. What's all this about 'Neural AI', 'Turing Criterion' 'J-P Power Engine', anyway?
Gerald [troubadour griffon] No.358555
>>358551
>>358530
"So, you have failed on your own quest before? Don't worry! I've failed on many a quest but I still strive to make things right and reach the goal. No matter how many times you're lit on fire, or crash into a wall, or that one time a mouse.. well never mind that.. You just have to keep trying! "
>>358530
"So, you have failed on your own quest before? Don't worry! I've failed on many a quest but I still strive to make things right and reach the goal. No matter how many times you're lit on fire, or crash into a wall, or that one time a mouse.. well never mind that.. You just have to keep trying! "
>>359823
The beast examines you closely.
"You don't seem to be equipped with any microsensors. You have… advanced balancing and climbing firmware, nanite-tipped arrows for… oh dear. And more nanite recharge and self-replenishing nanorepair stocks."
>>359824
"Right. Uh… who was your owner's name, again?"
He picks all of you up and heads out of the car and into the school.
The beast examines you closely.
"You don't seem to be equipped with any microsensors. You have… advanced balancing and climbing firmware, nanite-tipped arrows for… oh dear. And more nanite recharge and self-replenishing nanorepair stocks."
>>359824
"Right. Uh… who was your owner's name, again?"
He picks all of you up and heads out of the car and into the school.
>>359856
Your improved spotting and balance firmware, known on your instruction manual as 'Vantage Point', helps guide him to the class.
You can hear a girl's sobbing behind a closed door, even among loud noises of children playing.
GLISTER THE SPARK THROWER:
Fortunately, the bag held no space for you, so Sophie opted to put you in her pocket instead. Unfortunately, your friends are lost, and Sophie is very upset. A few tables away, more girls and their Darby Dolls laugh among themselves, and some boys either brought Nickel man or Arachnid Dude action figures. NOT DOLLS!
Right next to Sophie are two friends of hers, who both have one little tabletop adventures toys too. One of them is a Unicorn stallion, the other a nanny goat. They're generally quiet, not sure how to cheer her up.
Your improved spotting and balance firmware, known on your instruction manual as 'Vantage Point', helps guide him to the class.
You can hear a girl's sobbing behind a closed door, even among loud noises of children playing.
GLISTER THE SPARK THROWER:
Fortunately, the bag held no space for you, so Sophie opted to put you in her pocket instead. Unfortunately, your friends are lost, and Sophie is very upset. A few tables away, more girls and their Darby Dolls laugh among themselves, and some boys either brought Nickel man or Arachnid Dude action figures. NOT DOLLS!
Right next to Sophie are two friends of hers, who both have one little tabletop adventures toys too. One of them is a Unicorn stallion, the other a nanny goat. They're generally quiet, not sure how to cheer her up.
>>359866
>>359872
>>359876
>>359879
He sniffs, and enters the room.
>>359878
>13
Your nanogenerators seem to experience a power surge, and a large display of sparks eclipse the area, the sparks seem to even surround the large person who entered the class, and when they clear, it looks like your friends ave been returned.
"Oooh! Switch! Gerald a-and all of you! Thank you, sir!"
Sophie is clearly overjoyed as you are all set on the desk.
>>359872
>>359876
>>359879
He sniffs, and enters the room.
>>359878
>13
Your nanogenerators seem to experience a power surge, and a large display of sparks eclipse the area, the sparks seem to even surround the large person who entered the class, and when they clear, it looks like your friends ave been returned.
"Oooh! Switch! Gerald a-and all of you! Thank you, sir!"
Sophie is clearly overjoyed as you are all set on the desk.
Gerald [troubadour griffon] No.359889
>>359884
"Of course we arrived for your show and tell." I prepare to strike a daring pose. "No dangers could keep us away!" Rolling to activate over confidence.
Roll #1 9 = 9
"Of course we arrived for your show and tell." I prepare to strike a daring pose. "No dangers could keep us away!" Rolling to activate over confidence.
Roll #1 9 = 9
A shrill voice speaks.
"IIII~ will, Miss Peen!"
Looks like THAT sort of girl is raising her hand, complete with her Dratz collection of dolls! Only about 5 of them are animate like you all, the remaining 19 or so seem to be ordinary. The suited man behind her helps carry the large Dratz Exclusive Fashion Bonanza (TM) stage.
"Alright, I guess Muffles wants to show us her toys! unless anyone has any objections?"
"IIII~ will, Miss Peen!"
Looks like THAT sort of girl is raising her hand, complete with her Dratz collection of dolls! Only about 5 of them are animate like you all, the remaining 19 or so seem to be ordinary. The suited man behind her helps carry the large Dratz Exclusive Fashion Bonanza (TM) stage.
"Alright, I guess Muffles wants to show us her toys! unless anyone has any objections?"
>>359903
No one notices that, but no one needs to.
>>359904
>13
Somehow, your Three Laws restrictive Neural Chipset fails to come online, and an arrow flies out and knocks one of Muffle's hairclips off her head.
"M-MUH HAIRCLIP! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
She proceeds to kick the hell out of the suited man behind her carrying her Dratz, who somehow acts as if nothing is happening at all.
"Oh? Does Sophie's toys want to come up?"
No one notices that, but no one needs to.
>>359904
>13
Somehow, your Three Laws restrictive Neural Chipset fails to come online, and an arrow flies out and knocks one of Muffle's hairclips off her head.
"M-MUH HAIRCLIP! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
She proceeds to kick the hell out of the suited man behind her carrying her Dratz, who somehow acts as if nothing is happening at all.
"Oh? Does Sophie's toys want to come up?"
Gerald [troubadour griffon] No.359932
>>359931
Using over confidence now, since this is my next roll
I fly up and do an impressive stunt, a double back flip with a barrel roll, landing on Sophie's head gently for the finish.
Roll #1 10 = 10
Using over confidence now, since this is my next roll
I fly up and do an impressive stunt, a double back flip with a barrel roll, landing on Sophie's head gently for the finish.
Roll #1 10 = 10
>>359928
>>359931
For some reason, in response to this overwhelming cheer, all of you feel a surge in your minireactors.
you all get a +2 to actions until further notice.
>>359932
>12
>triplecrit
>>359933
>10
The golden sparkle orb stays in the air as gerald flies around it. Gerald then flies around the class, brushing each and every child, until he comes to rest on Sophie's head again.
"GRANDPA GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THE RETIREMENT HOME AND BRING ME A GRYPHON RIGHT NOW!"
"NO, GET ME A UNICORN!"
Miss Peen finishes her clapping and instructs Sophie to return to her seat.
>>359931
For some reason, in response to this overwhelming cheer, all of you feel a surge in your minireactors.
you all get a +2 to actions until further notice.
>>359932
>12
>triplecrit
>>359933
>10
The golden sparkle orb stays in the air as gerald flies around it. Gerald then flies around the class, brushing each and every child, until he comes to rest on Sophie's head again.
"GRANDPA GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THE RETIREMENT HOME AND BRING ME A GRYPHON RIGHT NOW!"
"NO, GET ME A UNICORN!"
Miss Peen finishes her clapping and instructs Sophie to return to her seat.
Suddenly, classroom doors are all opening. Parents flock in, each with one new toy or another, and it looks like almost everyone now has a My Little Tabletop Adventures(TM) toy.
The whirr of huge fanblades can also be heard. You see a helicopter hover nearby outside the window, and a large package is slipped to Muffles through the window.
The whirr of huge fanblades can also be heard. You see a helicopter hover nearby outside the window, and a large package is slipped to Muffles through the window.
Either way, there are lots of different toys around! Most of the people who didn't get one just brought toys like stuffed bears or gorillas. Some other students make some speeches for their old toys.
'1d10+-1' '1d10+-1' '1d10+-1' '1d10+-1'
Roll #1 3 + 0 = 3 / Roll #2 3 + 0 = 3 / Roll #3 6 + 0 = 6 / Roll #4 4 + 0 = 4
'1d10+-1' '1d10+-1' '1d10+-1' '1d10+-1'
Roll #1 3 + 0 = 3 / Roll #2 3 + 0 = 3 / Roll #3 6 + 0 = 6 / Roll #4 4 + 0 = 4
>>359950
Not a single one sways the crowd. Well, except maybe the one boy talking about his robot cars. I guess those are okay. Not as cool as you toys.
Muffles comes up to Sophie, in her prissy dress, full of something you can't quite put your finger on but really dislike.
"So, Sofee, think you're so hot with your animals? You think they can actually compare to my Dratz?"
She tries to poke one of you. Roll.
Not a single one sways the crowd. Well, except maybe the one boy talking about his robot cars. I guess those are okay. Not as cool as you toys.
Muffles comes up to Sophie, in her prissy dress, full of something you can't quite put your finger on but really dislike.
"So, Sofee, think you're so hot with your animals? You think they can actually compare to my Dratz?"
She tries to poke one of you. Roll.
>>359956
>>359957
Looks like you all are out of the way
remember, +2 because of some mysterious boost in your reactor outputs
>>359955
>1
The Finger of Death flicks your horn, and the force reveals some.. defect! The wiring in your horn becomes a bit damaged, and until you find a way to fix it, you will have PERMANENT -1 to your electric/sparkle element skills.
"Hah! Such low-quality work! I bet my Dratz would kick these butts any day!"
Sophie looks like she wants to say something, but is filled in grief upon seeing Glister's horn. She looks like she wants to cry.
>>359957
Looks like you all are out of the way
remember, +2 because of some mysterious boost in your reactor outputs
>>359955
>1
The Finger of Death flicks your horn, and the force reveals some.. defect! The wiring in your horn becomes a bit damaged, and until you find a way to fix it, you will have PERMANENT -1 to your electric/sparkle element skills.
"Hah! Such low-quality work! I bet my Dratz would kick these butts any day!"
Sophie looks like she wants to say something, but is filled in grief upon seeing Glister's horn. She looks like she wants to cry.
>>359961
No chance I can fix that with my meager triage skills, can I?
"Let me take a look…"
Don't Die On Me!
+1 Vantage Point
+2 Boosted
+X where X is number of wounds.
Roll #1 10 + 3 = 13
No chance I can fix that with my meager triage skills, can I?
"Let me take a look…"
Don't Die On Me!
+1 Vantage Point
+2 Boosted
+X where X is number of wounds.
Roll #1 10 + 3 = 13
>>359963
>13
You release a flood of repair nanites into Glister's power release conduit, and soon the wiring is repaired.
>>359965
Oh
Your power release conduit was broken then
>>359966
One of the Dratz flicks her hair at you.
"Uhuh uhuh, like, yeah you can, nerd."
She giggles along with the rest of her kin.
Sophie immediately cheers up upon seeing the repair, and retorts.
"Oh yeah? Can YOUR toys do that? We work together, like friends-"
"ALRIGHT CLASS, RECESS TIME NOW! OFF YOU ALL GO TO THE CAFETERIA!"
Sophie's friends step in and help her away, while Muffles and her team of future skanks flick their hair and walk away.
>>359968
Not before you put out an impressive show, catching the attention of more, though.
Looks like you're now alone with the Dratz. And then, suddenly more toys crawl out of the woodwork. Nickel men, Arachnid dudes, a Darby here and there, some of those 'Timepieceguys'… they seem to rally by the Dratz.
Pause now?
>13
You release a flood of repair nanites into Glister's power release conduit, and soon the wiring is repaired.
>>359965
Oh
Your power release conduit was broken then
>>359966
One of the Dratz flicks her hair at you.
"Uhuh uhuh, like, yeah you can, nerd."
She giggles along with the rest of her kin.
Sophie immediately cheers up upon seeing the repair, and retorts.
"Oh yeah? Can YOUR toys do that? We work together, like friends-"
"ALRIGHT CLASS, RECESS TIME NOW! OFF YOU ALL GO TO THE CAFETERIA!"
Sophie's friends step in and help her away, while Muffles and her team of future skanks flick their hair and walk away.
>>359968
Not before you put out an impressive show, catching the attention of more, though.
Looks like you're now alone with the Dratz. And then, suddenly more toys crawl out of the woodwork. Nickel men, Arachnid dudes, a Darby here and there, some of those 'Timepieceguys'… they seem to rally by the Dratz.
Pause now?