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No.21161

AKA Spaghetti Dinner with the Princess edition.

Last time on Rarity “Quest:”

"A weave of silk is nothing compared to the loom of love, its intricacies more complex than the most elegant stitch, its fragility making silk appear as steel in nature."

You and Rarity completed your trip to Canterlot, and spent a good portion of time gawking over the VIP suite Princess Celestia arranged for the two of you. Lavish seemed to be an understatement, the suite leaving Rarity reeling and lying on the bed. She also said some things that may or may not come back to bite her, depending on your mood.
Eventually, you showered, ate a professionally prepared meal, and attended a show. A key to a VIP box was given to you, Celestia apparently making sure that you are to be taken care of wherever you go. It speaks volumes of her interest in you.
The play was titled “Yarn of a Seamstress,” and dealt with a pony seamstress falling for a non pony love interest. The coincidental timing of your visit, and your current situation, would've made you laugh had you not had your mind on more important things.
During the play a humanoid creature was introduced, no doubt the love interest to the protagonist seamstress. Rarity had a brief moment of unease, telling you of a time she was captured and forced into manual labor. Luckily that tale had a pleasant ending, and you told her how happy you were she was with you right then. Your words struck a chord deep inside Rarity, and she gave you a kiss on the cheek and her thanks. Energized by her display, you delicately put your arm around her. Her hoof firmly in your hand, the two of you leaned against one another, sharing a warm embrace that lasted the rest of the play, hints of tears in Rarity's eyes.

A step in the right direction, certainly.

No.21162

Hopefully we can keep our momentum and the dinner with Celestia won't end in abject disaster.

No.21163

Gentlemen I just wanted to say that no matter what happens today it truly a pleasure.


With that out of the way, my body is not ready for the feels that will come if we actually pull this off

No.21166

How do we dice roll again?

No.21167

>>21161

>You start in your seat as the resounding sound of clapping, or the pony equivalent, thunders in the theater. The observers of the play are showing their appreciation, the occasional whistle piercing the air as the actors and actresses take stage and bow, waving to the audience with smiles on their faces.

>Your sudden movement snaps Rarity out of her reverie as well, the two of you looking about in mild confusion. You were watching the play, in a sense, but really the two of you were just enjoying the moment.
>Rarity blinks and regains her bearings, looking up to you again and smiling.
>Very slowly she removes her hoof from your hand, using it to gently wipe at the corners of her eyes.
>"Well, the play was….nice, don't you think?"

No.21168

>>21167
Indeed
Also we should hurry to get at Celestia. We wouldn't want to risk being late

No.21170

>>21167
Very good.

No.21171

>>21166
in the email field, dice+xd10, where x is the number of die you want to be rolled. the 10 represents the kind of die, so if you wanted a 6 sided it would be dice+1d6 for one d6.

I do most the rolling as of late, but should I need you guys to roll again, that is how you do so.

No.21172

>>21167
Yes, very nice.
…Dunno if we should carry on with that into saying how distracting it was to have a beautiful unicorn to sit with or not.

No.21174

>>21172
>>21172
We should try to get as many points as possible before Celestia and Luna rapes everything about our relation.

No.21175

Should we do a roll call to see how many of us are here?

No.21176

>>21167
>"Yes, it was," you reply, though you honestly can't remember what happened in the second half, "though I think my mind was on something else."
>You give her a little wink as you say this, causing her to laugh softly. She lowers her hooves back into her lap, still smiling at you, "As much as I'd love to hear more, I do believe you have a dinner with someone a bit more important than me to get to. And I'd hate to make you late."

No.21178

>>21176
We. We have a dinner. You wouldn't leave me to go alone to such an important dinner, would you?
>>21175
Should we just call Player roles?

No.21179

>>21176
>more important
Could have fooled me

>>21178
Master Race Blue reporting in for duty sir

No.21181

>>21176Rolled 1 = 1

No.21182

>>21179
I CALL THE CAR PEICE

No.21183

>>21181
Ah I see the Dice good still hate our existance.
Good to know nothing has changed

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

No.21184

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No.21185

>>21183
Don't be discouraged just yet. That could have been Rarity's Spaghetti Roll.

No.21186

No.21187

>>21181

Aw, crap. Well, off to a good start.

No.21188


>>21185
If it is…Oh this is going to be adorable

No.21191

Oh god how much I hate this wait

No.21193

I cannot into this strange new 4chan x ripoff

No.21194

>>21181
Well, aren't we off to a wonderful start.

>>21176
>You'd like to tell her she's the most important pony in the world to you, but something holds you back. Maybe it's not the right time, or place.
>You just give her a smile, holding out a hand as you help her to her feet.
>"Oh, I bet I look a wreck. Let me hit the powder room on the way out, won't you?"
>You see no reason to object and leave the private booth with Rarity at your side. As she departs for the restroom, you head back to the front and return the key.
>"Did you enjoy the show, sir?" the desk man asks.
>You nod, and the two of you very briefly chat about the show before a very, very loud noise renders everyone in the room silent.
>It's the sound of thunder.
>You look out the lobby windows and see the beginnings of a storm, a light drizzle starting to come down.
>"Oh no! We were supposed to get to the Chateau by hoof!" Rarity has appeared beside you, "Should we call a cab?"
>"You'll have a tough time getting one," the desk man says from his seat, "Everyone seems to have that idea, if you look out front."
>Sure enough, stallions in droves are waving down cabs for their ladies. You'd be lucky to get one in the next twenty minutes, and your dinner is a mere thirty minutes away.

No.21195

>>21181

From the lightning and the tempest,

Our Emperor, deliver us

No.21197

>>21194
Go talk to some of the guys waiting and explain the situation. I'm sure someone will be a big enough bro.

No.21198

>>21194
Youre taller than the ponies. Try and wave one down anyway.

No.21199

>>21194
We are a Gentleman, we have a coat, and we have feet. Let's make a run for it.
Give Rarity the coat to use as an umbrella, and let's hoof it. Traffic is going to be abominable anyway.
Though… Ask one of the Bellhops if they have an umbrella.

No.21200

>>21194
>>21194
Good for nothing Dice god. I already sacrificed to you a pig. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM US?

Okay so go on foot?
We really should have talked at the reception to have a fw royal guards wait for us

No.21201

>>21194

Do we have any way to get in contact with our guard escort ? Perhaps they can give us a lift

No.21202

>>21200
>Royal Guards

They could be of help, maybe. They DID tell you if you needed anything you should contact them via desk people at virtually any establishment.

Or you could hoof it. Or attempt to wave a taxi down.

Up to you guys really.

No.21203

>>21194
If it's like less than a mile away, find an umbrella and just "hoof" it. A little rain can be very fun…
If it's too far away, you can probably use the fact that you're the only human there to get a cab easily.

No.21204

>>21194
is there somewhere nearby that you can get an umbrella? if we're gonna be walking with Rarity in the rain, it should be under an umbrella for two

No.21205

>>21202
Truth, but we don't wanna seem like we're gonna be more or less phoning 911 at every obstacle. Lets give waving down a cab a shot, we *do* have a height advantage.

No.21206

>>21202
Well, I'm tempted to just call in a flying taxi, but in this weather it would probably be an awful idea. They might be able to supply umbrellas or at least a charm that would make a small bubble around us so we don't get soaked, right?

No.21207

Must admit, there's a certain charm to the idea of escorting on foot, holding an umbrella.
That is if there's one we can swipe or buy, naturally.

No.21208

You are going to see the princess, why wouldn't you take the royal escort?

No.21209

It's getting more and more tempting to get a umbrela and just walk there

No.21210

Alright, decision time.

List your desired action, and roll a d10.
Same/similar actions will have their rolls totaled and compared to a DC I've established for each choice.

Let us see whom the dice gods favor.

No.21211

>>21208

I dunno, bugging the royal escort because it's drizzling? Kinda prissy. You know who else was prissy? Blueblood!

No.21212

But seriously, there shouldn't be any harm in at least TRYING to flag down a taxi. The dice works both ways.

Failing that we go with the umbrella idea. All in favor?

No.21213

>>21210
Fuck guys what do we do?

No.21214

I say either acquire an umbrella from the bellhop, or failing that use our suitjacket as one for Rarity and we hoof it.
>>21212
Aspirant did say that, at the BEST, it would take about 20 minutes to get a taxi. Not to mention traffic.

No.21215

>>21210
Beg someone to give us their cab.Rolled 1 = 1

No.21216

>>21215
The dice gods are cruel this evening.

No.21217

>>21210
get an umbrella, take a pleasant stroll to your destinationRolled 5 = 5

No.21218

>>21210
Walk in the rain with Rarity
grab an Umbrella if you can find oneRolled 2 = 2

No.21219

>>21215
Yeah…
Get a umbrella and walkRolled 7 = 7

No.21220

Umbrella time, then.

No.21222

>>21210

Try to find an umbrellaRolled 5 = 5

No.21223

Acquire umbrella! Don't fail me now, RNG.

No.21225

>>21220
Fucking hell, how do I forget the number of dice.Rolled 7 = 7

No.21226

>>21223

Dammit

No.21227

>>21210
Use our height advantage to try flagging a cab despite the large number of others with the same idea. Failing that find an umbrella.

>>21214
He said if we're lucky we'll get one within 20 minutes. Which could mean less, could mean more, could mean instantly.Rolled 9 = 9

No.21228

>>21227
YEEHAWRolled 9 = 9

No.21229

AKA Spaghetti Dinner with the Princess edition.

Last time on Rarity “Quest:”

"A weave of silk is nothing compared to the loom of love, its intricacies more complex than the most elegant stitch, its fragility making silk appear as steel in nature."

You and Rarity completed your trip to Canterlot, and spent a good portion of time gawking over the VIP suite Princess Celestia arranged for the two of you. Lavish seemed to be an understatement, the suite leaving Rarity reeling and lying on the bed. She also said some things that may or may not come back to bite her, depending on your mood.
Eventually, you showered, ate a professionally prepared meal, and attended a show. A key to a VIP box was given to you, Celestia apparently making sure that you are to be taken care of wherever you go. It speaks volumes of her interest in you.
The play was titled “Yarn of a Seamstress,” and dealt with a pony seamstress falling for a non pony love interest. The coincidental timing of your visit, and your current situation, would've made you laugh had you not had your mind on more important things.
During the play a humanoid creature was introduced, no doubt the love interest to the protagonist seamstress. Rarity had a brief moment of unease, telling you of a time she was captured and forced into manual labor. Luckily that tale had a pleasant ending, and you told her how happy you were she was with you right then. Your words struck a chord deep inside Rarity, and she gave you a kiss on the cheek and her thanks. Energized by her display, you delicately put your arm around her. Her hoof firmly in your hand, the two of you leaned against one another, sharing a warm embrace that lasted the rest of the play, hints of tears in Rarity's eyes.

A step in the right direction, certainly.

No.21230

>>21228
>wasting the good rolls
We're going to wish we rolled that later…

No.21233

…sorry about that

No.21234

>>21230
SHUT UP
THEY JUST LOVE US NOW
I'M SURE THEY WILL STILL BE IN OUR FAVOR WHEN DINNER WITH CELESTIA COMES
Oh god we're goon go wet at the dinner with her and LunaRolled 4 = 4

No.21235

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>>21234
STOP ROLLING

No.21236

>>21234
I'M SORRY
I keep forgetting to remove the email

No.21237

>>21227
>>21215
[Total: 10]

>>21225
>>21222
[Trips, unique event/Roll modifier]
>>21219
>>21218
[Total: 21]

>You tell Rarity you're going to hail a cab, and head outside before she can react.

>You stand head and shoulders above the tallest stallions, waving at the line of approaching cabs being pulled by ponies in ponchos.
>You wave your arm back and forth, but they seem to avoid you, heading to either side to pick up other parties.
>You're about to give up when a coach different from the others approaches.
>It's a dark hue, your eyes telling you that there's a hint of blue to the otherwise black coloring. It's pulled by a stallion wearing….armor? Or is that just a heavy rain suit? It's hard to tell, for the color of his clothing is the same as the coach.
>Upon his chest is a single shape, bright white in contrast.
>It's….a crescent.

No.21238

>>21237
Oh balls.

No.21239

>>21237
>Luna Guard
Oh god…

No.21240

>>21237

Sweet. We're gonna roll in full style.

No.21241

>>21237
fuck yes
we're traveling in STYLE

No.21242

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>>21237
Well that went well.

No.21243

>>21237
Time for smugness.Rolled 10 = 10

No.21244

>>21237

I hope Luna doesn't tempt me into doing anything
She's a very pretty pony herself

No.21245

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>>21243
>wasting a 10

No.21246

>>21243
YOU HEARD IT

MAXIMUM SMUG

No.21247

>>21243
YOU MOTHERFUCKER

No.21248

>>21243
>rolling a ten when we don't need it

Okay

No.21249

These roll things would be a lot better if it was like a check mark. Or at least the email cleared every post.

No.21250

>>21237
>>21237
>As the dark coach and it's driver slowly approach, you realize everyone around you has suddenly stepped back. You find yourself near alone on the edge of the sidewalk, the only figure near you Rarity herself, come to check on your progress.
>She's silent as the coach stops in front of you, a creaking noise accompanying the stopping of motion.
>Before either of you can speak, the door to the coach swings open silently and a booming voice roars out over the gentle rumbles of thunder overhead.
>"WE REQUEST THY PRESENCE. PLEASE, ENTER."

>>21243
>You turn to Rarity, a smile on your face. "See? Told you I could get a cab."
>Her eyes dilate and she hisses at you to be quiet before whispering urgently at you, "Do you have any idea who this coach belongs to, nay, who is in it right this very moment?"
>"N-no," you reply, her attitude shocking you out of your smugness.
>"It belongs to the Princess of Night, Luna!"
>"WE CAN HEAR YOU, BUT ARE GLAD YOU KNOW WHO WE ARE. NOW, ENTER."

No.21251

>tfw thunderstorm
Christ, I hope I don't lose power. That would just be terrible.

No.21252

>>21250
So where exactly did we fail a spaghetti roll?

No.21253

>>21250
Ladies first. I'm certain she'd want to get out of the rain as swiftly as possible.
And besides, if she stopped her carriage and invited us in, how bad could she be?

No.21254

>>21250

Man, my priorities are a bit askew here. Obviously there's a fear factor, but do we do the gentlemanly thing and go "ladies first"? Or do we go in first and prove we're not a wimp?

No.21255

>>21252
You didn't, but being smug in the presence of a Princess put Rarity on edge.

Not proper behavior and whatnot.

No.21256

>>21254
it's Luna. Gotta act old-fashioned.

Rarity goes in first.

No.21257

>>21250
>Ride with Luna
We're gonna need a lot of drinks for it

>>21254
Let the lady in first.

No.21258

>>21255
way to go, guy
geez

No.21259

>>21250
Oh God I'm dying of laughter here, that was beautiful

Gesture to let Rarity in first, need to be gentlemanly after all.

No.21260

>>21250

Agreeing with the ladies first consensus

No.21261

>>21250
>"L-ladies first," you say as you bow to Rarity.
>She gives you a funny look, but quickly regains her composure and steps forward and upward into the coach. You quickly follow her and find the door shuts as you climb in.
>The inside of the coach is spacious, you and Rarity sitting beside each other on a long seat at the back of the coach's interior. Opposite you is a slightly smaller seat, occupied by a young looking mare, her body a dark blue, and her mane a sparkling blue lighter than that of her body, the edges of the mane semi transparent and glittering. Her hooves are adorned with silver gilding, and she wears a necklace of sorts, black with a white crescent, matching the cutie mark on her flank, though the edges of her mark are blotchy in nature.
>The only other thing she wears is a small black crown that rests above her horn.
>The coach is silent until Rarity speaks up.
>"Thank you, Princess, for so generously offering us a ride. Though I must ask; Where are we going?"
>"WE-," the volume is intense, your hair being ruffled as Rarity covers her ears with her hooves and Princess Luna stops, visibly making herself speak in a quieter tone, "We saw you standing beside the theater in the impending storm, and we could not allow an honored guest of my sister to wander to their meeting through the rain."
>She turns her gaze from you to Rarity, "We are headed to the Chateau, friend of Twilight Sparkle and honored guest. My sister informed me of her meeting with this "human," and insisted we….I…attend the dinner to learn about him. I do hope that won't be a problem?"

No.21262

>tfw an hour late
Shit tits, I'll go catch up.

You guys better not have goofed

No.21263

>>21261
Not at all your highness. Most ponies have at least a few questions.

No.21264

>>21261
It's no problem at all.

No.21265

>>21261
Welp; we're fucked.

No.21266

>>21262
>us
>goofing

Surely you jest

No.21267

>>21261
No of course not.
The more the merrier right Rarity?

No.21268

>>21261
y-you too

No.21269

>>21262
>Woken up by thunder just now
I know that feel

No.21270

>>21266
Yeah it would be nice if we only goofed. We're just fucking up everything

No.21271

>>21261
Not a problem at all.

No.21272

>catching up
>first Dice roll was a 1
FUCKING DICE GODS MANG

No.21273

C'mon, what's with the pessimism? At least Luna will no doubt help provide a spaghetti counterbalance thanks to her barely checked ye olde VOLUME!

No.21274

>>21272
Oh just wait to see on what we wasted a 10

No.21275

>>21273
You weren't here last time, were you?
Have you ever been asked a really embarrassing question in a public place at maximum volume?

No.21276

>>21273
Like loud music at a club full of people who can't hold a conversation so they like the distraction!

No.21277

>>21273
I'm simply afraid Celestia might fail a 'subtlety' roll on innuendo and ask something totally and completely out of bounds.

No.21278

>>21275
It wouldn't be such a big problem if it wasn't the princesses asking them in the fanciest restaurant in Ceanterlot

No.21279

>>21277
You know she has modifiers and ranks in Diplomacy, right? She can't unless absurd happens and the RNG truly are after our blood.

No.21280

>>21279
Yes, but even then, I'm expecting three consecutive critical misses and a 'so exactly how deep can he fit in you?'

No.21281

>>21279
Unless she wants to fail

No.21282

>>21279
>Celestia has too much wine at dinner
>She starts hitting on Rarity

No.21283

>>21282
>Luna is there
Okay so if we're lucky it ends in a foursome.
This wasn't a good idea. At all.

No.21284

>>21282
>or worse, gets into a game of "Embarrass Luna as much as possible"

No.21285

>>21274
I saw it.
>wasting a 10 on smugness
Oh BMF, you card

No.21286

>>21261
>"Of course that won't be a problem!" Rarity proclaims, and you echo her sentiment. Princess Luna smiles, "VERY G-," she coughs, and you swear you can see the hint of a blush, "Very good. We shall do our best to keep our voice down." Her eyes narrow in concentration for a moment, "I mean I," she sighs, "Forgive me, my manner of speaking is not…up to date."
>"I understand completely your Highness, don't worry yourself over it," Rarity replies, handling the situation with her social grace.
>You don't fully understand the situation, but Rarity's understanding seems to be helping matters along, so you just keep echoing her sentiments until the coach comes to a gentle halt.
>"We have arrived! Let us hurry to my sister, no doubt she is as excited as I to learn of you."
>The coach door swings open, and Luna motions Rarity out first. Rarity steps out, quickly followed by Luna, and you bring up the rear as the three of you stroll into the Canterlot Chateau.
>From the outside, the place appears to be a manor. Once inside, you see that the lowest floor is tiled in white, and only a handful of tables are scattered about, the center of the main floor open for dancing, a couple already gently waltzing as a small band plays soft music from a stage at the back.
>As soon as the reservation usher sees Luna, he stands to full attention before silently guiding the three of you to a staircase on the far left. As you walk, you notice the entire room has dropped silent, all eyes turning to the three of you. As you ascend the stairs, the music resumes and gentle murmurs can be heard.
>The stairs lead to a balcony that has only one table, no chandelier to cast light up here, only a few long candles on the table. The regal figure of Celestia is already seated, and she smiles invitingly upon seeing your little party. The candlelight plays off her multicolored mane and soft white body alluringly as you take your seat, Rarity to your left, and Luna to your right.

No.21287

>>21286
Can we get a full roster and seating chart? Where is celestia seated?

No.21288

>>21286
So…shall we start some small talk?

No.21289

>>21286
Thank her for her generosity.

No.21290

>>21287
This. This could be useful

No.21291

We are NOT going to try ANYTHING that might need a roll, and this is why;Rolled 8 = 8

No.21292

>>21286
Well, that was either procedure, or terribly rude. Let's not mention it unless it's brought up.
>>21288
We should probably defer to our Hostess.

No.21293

>>21286
Greet, and start conversation.

"It's an honor to be dining with your majesties…"

No.21294

>>21291
was supposed to be a reply to
>>21288

No.21295

>>21291
WAY TO WASTE A GOOD ROLL ASSHOLE

No.21296

>>21291
Pfffhahaha

No.21297

>>21291
Oh, you cuntwaffle.

No.21298

>>21291
Do something you'd need a roll for. This is a serious answer.Rolled 1 = 1

No.21299

>>21298
Just stop. Just… stop.

No.21300

>>21287
>>21290
>Rarity to your left, and Luna to your right.
Celestia is opposite us

No.21301

Pretty sure Aspirant takes care of most of the rolling unless we're told otherwise, so it's pointless provoking the RNG.

But we should definitely bow, greet and thank Celestia for the invite, as well as Luna for the ride once more.

No.21302

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>>21298
>We waste all our good rolls before the dinner starts
>We end up getting covered in pit, lit on fire, and thrown off Canterlot before the night ends

No.21303

>>21286

Thank Celestia and Luna for their generous hospitality

No.21304

[Psst…How do I roll?]

No.21305

>>21287
It's a medium sized table, clad in a white table cloth, with a total of 3 candles arranged in a triangle in the center. Celestia sits across from you, with Rarity to your left and Luna to your right.

Silverware is placed and light glints off them dully, Rarity fidgets in her seat nervously as the sisters greet each other.

>"Hello Luna, I'm glad you could make it," Celestia says in her gentle voice, the sound helping to dispel some inner turmoil, though you can't say why.

>"Hello sister, it is an honor to be here," Luna maintains her…less energetic voice, "I did not believe you when you said how tall he was, and yet he is as you say."
>Celestia giggles, a sound of mirth that sends a tingle down your spine.
>They briefly converse, Luna telling Celestia how she gave you a ride from the theater. Celestia remarks at her thoughtfulness, then turns her gaze to you, "My apologies, I would have sent a coach for you, but it seems that it all worked out in the end. I hope my sister was kind to you on your way here?"
>Luna scoffs, though she smiles in acknowledgment of the intended joke, "As though I would harm a guest of yours, sister."

No.21306

>>21305
She was very kind.

No.21307

>>21305
'Yes, the ride was quite pleasant.'

No.21308

>>21305
Okay guys full politeness on

It's a honer to be here your majesty and all that.

No.21309

>>21305
make a joke about her being loud

No.21311

>>21305
We should make a joke to lighten the mood, everyone else is.
Fuck, think of a good one.

Aspirant you turd, if you have them receive it badly I will be most upset

No.21312

>>21305
It was a pleasure.

No.21313

>>21309

Better curb that at LEAST until everyone has had a few drinks and has eased up.

No.21314

>>21309
Humor at another's expense would be looked down upon here. Let's not.

No.21315

What if we let Rarity take the lead for the moment?
Sh's more experienced in this kind of things.

No.21316

>>21306
>>21307
>>21308
Going with politeness here

No.21317

No.21318

>>21305
>You bow slightly, "The ride was pleasant, and she saved us the trouble of running here through the rain. It was wonderful timing," you turn to face Luna, "Thank you, very much."

No.21319

>>21305

Excuse yourself, go to the kitchen, spike the the food, go back and let the orgy begin

No.21320

>>21317
>not hunting for potential spaghetti moments to make it even more interesting
Yes

No.21321

No.21322

>tfw I fucked up my own dice roll

I believe I need a cup of coffee, lest I do it again.Rolled 7, 2, 3 = 12

No.21323

>>21319
DAMMIT LIBIDO NOT NOW

No.21324

>>21319
Is there any way we could perhaps have the quest split here for the hell of it

run this and normal not-try-to-rape-everything timelines side by side

please

No.21325

No.21326

>>21322
PLEASE BE SOMEONE ELSE'S SPAGHETTI ROLE
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE

No.21327

>>21322
>3 dice rolls
>12/30

WE'RE GOING TO KNOCK THE CANDLES OVER AND SET FIRE TO THE PRINCESSES
FUCK

No.21328

>>21322
My pasta is ready

No.21329

>>21327
It's a failed roll, not a critical miss. Calm down. I once had a friend become God King of the Rats on a fucking critical miss.

No.21330

>>21326
With any luck that was everyone elses spaghetti

or we just tried to make two jokes and spike the food

No.21331

>>21324
I'm gonna go with no. I'm trying to keep this one going at a relatively decent pace, and running two at once would slow everything down. Not to mention the confusion.

Perhaps another time.

No.21332

>>21329
That sounds like a fun story to tell while we wait for updates.

No.21333

>>21332
Not really. There were some rats, he could converse with animals, he rolled a 1, and then through some completely non-reproducible mental gymnastics, he became God King of the Rats and assembled an army of Dire Rats.

No.21334

File: 1340416399537.jpg (70.52 KB, 448x473, no.jpg)

>>21321

You know you want to. But okay I'll be quiet and watch your little game.

No.21335

>>21327
>sit down
>accidentally pull tablecloth with us
>all the candles fall over
>table is on fire
>Luna is so shocked she goes back into full Canterlot voice
>Rarity looks at us with shame

No.21336

>>21335
>A few hours later
>out side the burning city of Canterlot
>Luna and Celestia just look at it with out even moving
>Rarity disappointed as fuck
>Chaos everywhere


{spoiler]>We were Derpy in a costume all along **

No.21337

It just occurred to me that Canterlot probably has a strictly controlled and timed weather schedule.

Celestia, you magnificent bitch.

No.21338

>>21335
>Celestia is surprised and lets out a burst of uncontrolled magic
>The waiter gets hit and bursts into treats

No.21339

>>21322
>Luna nods, smiling, "It was our duty, and our pleasure," she turns to Celestia, "You did not tell me he was so polite. I believe I am beginning to like this one."
>Celestia laughs, "Well, we sort of bumped into one another at a doughnut shop in Ponyville. I believe you know him about as well as I do at this point."
>"Well, let us fix that then, shall we?"
>Rarity gives a small cough, "I hate to interrupt, but would it be possible to get a drink first?"
>"Of course Rarity," Celestia replies before looking to her right, away from the table.
>You follow her gaze and see a waiter stallion standing against the wall, just starting his way over to the table. You didn't even notice him until now.
>"Wh-what can I get for you, Princesses and company?"
>"May we have a bottle of your finest red wine, please." Celestia says.
>"Of course!" he dashes off, returning a moment later with a bottle of red wine in a small bucket of ice. He uncorks it, then pours a serving to everyone, before leaving the bucket and bottle on a stand near the table and resuming his wallflower position.

>Celestia raises her glass of wine, "A toast, to our guest, and to a pleasant evening. May we learn much of one another."

No.21340

>>21339
"To friendship!"

No.21341

>>21339
A toast, to happy circumstance and new friends.

No.21342

No.21343

File: 1340416863346.jpg (13.71 KB, 293x172, numskulls.jpg)

I'm still hoping a drawfag will draw the questers-around-a-conference-table idea we had a few sessions ago
Possibly inside Questanons head in this sort of style

No.21344

>>21339
Roll for epic pinkie extension.Rolled 7 = 7

No.21345

>>21339
Simply accept the toast and drink. Do not attempt to append to the TOAST OF THE GODDAMN SOVEREIGN.

No.21346

>>21343
I loved that discussion. We had crudely made models of Rarity and Questanon etc to plan our next move.

>the numskulls

You are my all-time nigga

No.21347

>>21339

To our fortune.

No.21348

>>21339
>red wine
>in a bottle of ice
what kind of backwards palace is this?

anyways, cheers! <I'm currently drinking wine myself, talk about immersion>

No.21349

File: 1340417011279.png (125.77 KB, 1008x3167, HISTORY.png)

>>21339
To our host and her sister for which this wonderful dinner wouldn't happen or something kike this

No.21350

>>21339
You all raise your glasses, toasting to a nice night and the prospect of new friendships.

>>21348
Waiter dun goofed.Rolled 10, 9, 2, 1 = 22

No.21351

>>21341
I like this toast

No.21352

>>21350
Tell me we didnt append to the toast of a sovereign

No.21353

>>21352
Alright, I won't tell you.

No.21354

>>21350
>10 + 9
>2+1
I'm sated, for now

No.21355

>>21350

You can feel the palpable average from those rolls.

No.21356

>>21350
>You take a sip of your drink, the heavy scent and taste both imposing and delightful, the slight bitterness of the drink offset by a subtle grape flavor.
>Celestia also takes a gentle sip, whereas Luna and Rarity both drink near half their glasses rapidly. Celestia seems to think nothing of it, so you decide you won't either.

>"Now, tell me about yourself," Celestia instructs, "You are human, you're rather tall, you're friendly….that's about where we sit on knowing you right now."

No.21357

>>21356
THROW THE WINE IN HER FACE
WE CAN STILL GET OUT OF HERE ALIVE

No.21358

>>21356
Well, what would you like to know?

No.21359

>>21356
What ever you do. Don't talk about Humanity. Keep it personal.

No.21360

>>21356
Maybe now could be a good time to explain how we got here?
Hell, how DID we get here?

No.21361

>>21356
Tell her our name, what we do around Ponyville, maybe tell her a bit about where we grew up, etc.

No.21362


This >>21358

No.21363

>>21356
Say you don't really know where you would begin, but you would be happy to answer any questions.

No.21364

>>21356
Well, my name is Anon, I'm 6'2", and I like long walks on the beach. What else would you like to know?

No.21365

>>21356
>"What would you like to know?"
>She thinks for a moment, "Well, do you have a special talent?"
>You repeat what you told Rarity during your first outing together, that you like tinkering with things. You're good with your hands.

No.21366

>>21358
Seconding

Sorry for earlier guys. Everything just fucked up for me. Everything stopped working

No.21367

>>21356

"Well, what would you like to know? For a brief history, we're a species whose hands and well, relatively oversized brains in our world enabled us to inhabit and survive our entire world. I'd say the best of our achievements are the creation of machines capable of processing and recording any information, and out extensive pursuit of knowledge, though that depends on who you ask."

No.21368

>>21365
Guh, messed up the roll again. For shame.Rolled 4 = 4

No.21369

>>21368
Well that could have been worse.

No.21370

>>21365

Okay, a good start….but if she asks for a backrub to test,, as tempting as it would be, I think we should err on the side of polite decline.

No.21371

>>21368
Why do they hate us so much?

No.21372

>>21368
Now we wait to see who failed the roll.

No.21373

>>21365
Say that you're good with your hands, and that being bipedal allows for a lot of dexterity. Point out that their magic seems to fill that function well enough, so as not to appear condescending.

No.21374

>>21367
How about we not answer any questions we weren't asked

gotta watch out for possible spaghetti

Dont wanna roll a 1 when we mean to go into detail of human physiology, now do we?

No.21375

>>21373
She's asking about us, not our anatomy or physiology.

No.21376

>>21374
>get drunk
>take our pants off

We should try to drink as little wine as we can

No.21377

>>21368
>>21365
>Luna gives a chuckle, a glint in her eye as she looks at you in a peculiar manner. Celestia continues, apparently not noticing.

>"That could be useful," she changes gears, "Actually, I am curious, how did you arrive in Equestria?"

>It sounds crazy, you think as you explain, "Honestly, I just….woke up here one day."
>You recount how you woke in a forest, wondering how you'd gotten there when you swore you went to sleep in your own bed the other night. You stumbled, aimlessly, searching for some sign of life. Wandering out of the forest and finding a town of sentient ponies….well…you weren't expecting that.
>After the initial mental breakdown, you approached the edge of town and….
>"Ah, so that was the incident Twilight Sparkle wrote of some time ago. She mentioned the arrival of a strange being, the feelings of fear of the towns people," she looks sad for a moment, "I'm sorry I could not arrive to assuage their fears and meet you sooner. There were…..matters to attend to, and I put off reading her letter. Had I known…."

No.21378

>>21375
Sorry.

No.21379

>>21365
I'm very good with my hands, tinkering with things. Machines, fine workings, that sort of thing. To be honest, I'm afraid I may not find much purchase in this world for such talent; I've seen Rarity create the most magnificent pieces with her magic, I am at a loss to compete with what unicorns of her great caliber achieve.Rolled 8 = 8

No.21380

>>21377
Tell her that everything worked out more than swimmingly in the end, maybe with a telltale look at Rarity or something

No.21381

>>21377
It worked out for the best, so there's no harm done.
We can shoot a sideways glance at Rarity at this point.

No.21382

>>21377
It's all right. No harm no foul.

in before we fail a spaghetti roll and mention offhand its better you wind up in equestria than a pony winds up on earth and we kick off having to explain what would happen

No.21383

>>21377
It all worked out in the end.

>>21379
For God's sake please stop rolling.

No.21384

>>21377
Tell her that in the end everything was okay so it doesn't matter now.

That's the past and now's the present and we should realy focus on enjoying this wonderful dinner

No.21385

>>21384
We haven't ordered dinner yet.

No.21386

>You tell Celestia that everything worked out in the end, looking at Rarity as you say so.

No.21387

>>21386
Dammit. Time to go make that coffee I spoke of.Rolled 8, 9, 9 = 26

No.21388

>>21386
Every fuckin' time.

No.21389

>>21386
>forgetting to roll

No.21390

>>21386
You need to start giving us bonuses to rolls when you mess up like that.

No.21391

>>21385
okay enjoy the whatever time/place/event you want.
You get the idea

>>21387
YES
FINALLY

No.21392

>>21387
Those are some nice numbers you got there

No.21393

>>21387
HIGH ROLLERS COMING THROUGH

No.21394

>>21387
Now THAT is a roll
Smile suavely at Rarity and continue to explain your story

No.21395

>>21387
I like those numbers

No.21396

>>21392
It'd be a shame if something happened to them.

No.21397

>>21387
Remember that you don't need to use noko if you're using the userscript.

No.21398

>>21396
why would you say that

No.21399

>>21396
Imagine if they doubled

No.21400

No.21401

File: 1340418592145.png (89.09 KB, 194x267, DUBS.png)

No.21402

>>21387
Oh snap

>swing band appears out of nowhere and we sing them the honor and glory of humanity

No.21403

>>21401
>>21400
It's not exactly hard to get "doubles" on a board that we currently have 100% of the activity on.

No.21404

>>21399
>getting dubs on MLPG.slo

Noice

No.21405

>>21403
>>21404
It's all just a bit of fun, meanie pants

No.21406

>>21387
>>21386
>Rarity smiles back at you, gently sliding a hoof under the table and placing it in your waiting hand before turning to speak to Celestia, "Yes, I believe so as well."
>Luna nods her agreement, taking another sip of wine, "Had you gone before, we would not be here as we are now."
>Celestia smiles and removes her crown, setting it between her and Rarity, part of her flowing mane shifting, seemingly flowing in front of her ear, before she takes a hearty sip of her wine. Luna follows her lead and removes her crown, placing it between you and her.
>"Thank you. Now, before we continue, how about I place our order?"
>The waiter is waved over again, and he can't help but gawk at the Princesses without their crowns before taking the order and hustling off.
>He's not the only one gawking, Rarity's jaw is practically hanging open and your eyes are drawn to Celestia.

Spaghetti roll while I make that coffee.

No.21407

>>21406
RAWHIDE!Rolled 6 = 6

No.21408

>>21406
Time to contain our pasta, gents. And remember, no ghost-rolling since that only raises the DC.Rolled 5 = 5

No.21409

>>21406
HAHA TIME TO FUCK UPRolled 7 = 7

No.21410

>>21406
Give her hoof a squeeze and order.

No.21411

File: 1340419034031.jpg (30.08 KB, 456x628, HELP.jpg)

No.21412

>>21410Rolled 5 = 5

No.21413

>>21406
You haven't drunk any of your own wine yet, better get to it.Rolled 2 = 2

No.21414

Email field bro

No.21415

>>21406Rolled 1 = 1

No.21416

>>21406
RollingRolled 10 = 10

No.21417

>>21410
Wrong hole, anon.
And the order's already been placed.

No.21418

>>21406
Check my 9 scrubs

No.21419

>>21406

From the spaghetti,

Our Emperor, deliver usRolled 3 = 3

No.21420

>>21413
well that's not going to end well…

No.21421

>>21387
TIL VALHALRolled 5 = 5

No.21423

>>21406Rolled 9 = 9

No.21424

>>21418
Uh, my badRolled 10 = 10

No.21425

>>21406
TONIGHT WE DINE ON SPAGHETTIRolled 3 = 3

No.21426

Hope we can get through on an average total…

No.21427

IT CAN'T GET WORSE

No.21428

68 out of 130
Above 5
That's good

No.21429

Where did all these people come from, anyway.

No.21430

>>21429
Either lurkers wanting to roll or just rerolls I assume

No.21431

>>21429
Could be lurkers or people shamefully rolling more than once.

No.21432

>>21429
I've been playing video games and tabbing back in to read.

No.21433

>>21424
>>21424
>predict 9
>get a 10
You're a top guy, anon

No.21434

>>21429
The General is pretty ded
I guess a lot of people joined us since there's nothing better to do

Scrubs trying to steal my waifu. Bastards weren't here from the start and now they try the funny stuff

No.21435

>>21406
[Total 68]

>You manage to break looking at Celestia before it becomes too awkward, though you think you see Celestia look down ever so briefly, as though embarrassed.

>Rarity snaps out of it as well, and the conversations resume as you take a swig of your wine.
>"Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?" Luna asks tentatively, setting her glass of wine down as she turns to look at you.Rolled 1 = 1

No.21436

>>21434
>that satisfaction of remembering that Pinke v Rarity-waifu anon is here every session
You broke her heart and now you come crawling back.

No.21437

>>21430
There are no rerolls, they're just killing the average.
Though that might be the point.

No.21438

>>21435
>1

And we. Are. Outta here.

No.21439

>>21435
"Go ahead Princess."

No.21440

>>21435
>1
Great. Luna is going to ask us about mating or something.

No.21441

>>21435
If it's not too embarrassing, I'll answer.
**Oh god. Oh jesus. Oh fuck.
Please be someone else's spaghetti roll.**

No.21442

>>21435

Go ahead

No.21443

>>21435
I HOPE THAT ISN'T OUR SPAGHETTI ROLL GOD DAMN

>>21436
Anon please no, not in here too. This is a safe haven where I can be free from your constant abuse

No.21444

>>21435
>DO YOU INTEND TO FORNICATE WITH THE ELEMENT BEARER?
Calling it

No.21445

>>21441
Now why did the spoiler tags break here?

No.21446

>>21435

>1


This gonna be good.

No.21447

>>21435

>1


I have a good feeling about this.

No.21448

>>21435
>Luna raises her voice
>Our skin tears off from the sheer force of it

No.21449

>>21435
>"Of course I don't mind," you reply.
>Luna nervously moves her wine glass with a hoof instead of magic, shifting it left and right unsteadily as she ponders her question. It's only now you notice the large glass is completely empty.
>"Doth thou think….I, I mean, do you think," she sighs before inhaling deeply and steadying herself, "I desire to feel thy hand in my mane!"

No.21450

>>21449
Okay.

No.21451

>>21449
…Lyra is Luna?

Comply of course. Then scratch her behind her ear

No.21452

>>21449
Uh, we can't exactly turn down a Princess's request
Rarity would be mortified if we did, but she could also be mad jelly if we actually put our hand in the mane

I say go for it, jelly Rarity could be neat

No.21453

File: 1340419969733.jpg (27.14 KB, 275x142, 1336878617525.jpg)

>>21449
Do it

No.21454

>>21449
Try to accomodate the princess the best we can.

Smile awkwardly at rarity.

No.21455

>>21449
Ear scratches!

No.21456

>>21449
That's not… too odd a request. By your leave, I suppose.

No.21457

>>21449

>premature ejaculation

No.21458

>>21449
Ooooh lawd

Oblige her, I guess. She is royalty

No.21459

>>21449
Do it. This will end well

No.21460

>>21449
Wink at Rarity and tell the princess "of course" with a small laugh and strong smile. Maybe throw in a complimentary scratch behind the ears. Don't be shy now, you're good with your hands.

No.21461

>>21452
i like this idea

No.21462

>>21451
Do this

No.21463

>>21449

Yep, this is how it all ends. Royal curiosity, hair stroking, Rarity feeling MASSIVELY inadequate next to them.

I really damn hope we at least try and perform this matter-of-factly, and show no pleasure in it.

No.21464

>>21451
Hold the damn phone, that's going above and beyond here.

No.21465

>>21449
>Celestia and Rarity look shocked. Luna sees their faces, her blue cheeks tinting darker as she gets defensive suddenly.
>"Do not look at me that way! I know both of thee think it as well!"
>You can't help but laugh a little, though you wonder what putting a hand in an ever flowing mane even feels like. Guess it's time to find out.
>"Well, if that's what you want, and everyone is okay with that…"Rolled 9 = 9

No.21466

>>21451
No ear scratching unless she asks for it.

No.21467

>>21465
>9 Fuck yeah, stroke it in style

No.21468

>>21449
…I didn't know her mane was like that. It looks more like whisping gas than hair

No.21469

>>21465
NINE
HAHAHA NINE
WE'RE TAKING OVER THIS PLACE BITCHES

No.21470

>>21465
Good roll!

No.21471

>>21465
BASED DICE GODS

No.21472

>>21469
We aren't conquering Equestria through ear scratches! We're losing focus here.

No.21473

File: 1340420309939.jpg (21.71 KB, 350x263, Zoidberg.jpg)

AHA! NOW THE TABLE IS ON THE OTHER FOOT!

No.21474

>>21465
THE GODS ARE WITH US THIS DAYRolled 2 = 2

No.21475

This quest ends with us as the God King of Equestria with Rarity at our side.

No.21476

>>21475
Rarity Quest: Best End

No.21477

>>21469
>>21467
>>21470
>>21471
>>21472

Now hold your horses gentlemen, we're not there yet.

No.21478

>>21465
>You look at Rarity, who looks back at you. For a long moment, neither of you move or say anything. Then ever so subtly, Rarity nods, removing her hoof from your hand under the table as you scoot your chair over closer to Luna.
>You raise your hand and gently put it to her flowing mane, your fingers touching the glittering blue….section? It's hard to call it hair, because it doesn't really feel like it. You run your fingers through it as you would hair, and it parts in a similar fashion, but the texture is like the surface of water, tantalizing and cool. It's like dipping your hand into a tank of water, only for your hand to stay completely dry.
>Luna relaxes after a few strokes, slowly releasing the tension in her shoulders and taking a deep breath, quickly followed by a very satisfied sounding sigh.
>You decide you've had your fill, lest you make Rarity go over the edge, and withdraw your hand. Luna opens her eyes and looks at you almost pleadingly, before regaining her composure and coughing into a hoof.
>"Y-yes, thank you. That felt…wonderful."

No.21479

Rollin for question generationRolled 2, 8 = 10

No.21480

>>21479
I think that the dice gods are arguing between themselves

No.21481

>>21478
I think it'd probably be the most diplomatic if we were to admit we were actually curious about her mane as well.

No.21482

>>21478
We can remark how we'd never felt anything like that before, and that it was pleasant for us as well.
Also make a mental note to try this with Rarity later. And maybe see how she reacts to ear scratches.

No.21483

Man, we're so gonna have to do that to Rarity later.

No.21484

>>21478
We should probably admit we were quite curious about her mane too
Let us find out about their manes, and they could ask about our hair or something

No.21485

>>21479
>"Truthfully, I wondered about your mane, Princess. It appears to be flowing all the time, I could only have wondered what it would feel like. It was pleasant."
>Luna appears about to say something else, when Celestia interrupts with her own question.
>"If you don't mind my asking, where are you currently residing? Ponyville, yes?"
>You confirm that you live in a small house in the outskirts of Ponyville. It isn't much, but it's adequate.
>"I see. Are you happy there?"
>Once again you look to Rarity, "Yes. I've met quite a few ponies whose company I enjoy."
>Celestia smiles, "I am glad to hear it. Friendship is an important factor in our lives here in Equestria, as I'm sure you well know."
>She takes a sip of her wine, and looks at Rarity before continuing, "Twilight said you were bringing Rarity with you. Surely the two of you are good friends then, are you not?"

No.21486

>>21485
Well…
Perhaps something more, if it's acceptable with her.

No.21487

>>21485
>no spaghetti roll

THANK YOU BASED ASPIRANT

No.21488

>>21485
Oh, forgot my roll for something.Rolled 1 = 1

No.21489

>>21486
This sounds good.

No.21490

>>21486
What he said

No.21491

>>21485
FRIENSDHIP IS MAGIC, PRINCESS
No seriously, please answer gracefully

No.21492

>>21485
Oh, yes We're ge-
>>21488
HERE IT FUCKING GOES, GENTS

No.21493

No.21494

No.21495

OH COME ON

No.21496

No.21497

>>21487
>>21488
You spoke too soon.
Rarity is going to explode into spaghetti now.

No.21498

File: 1340421537063.gif (522.33 KB, 290x290, Twilight has the Most Sad.gif)

>>21488
Why…

No.21499

>>21497
Rarity exploding is cute and adorable
Us? Nope

No.21500

>>21488
How about we just focus on the doubles, ooooh doubles!

NOW EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE

No.21501

>>21500
>Doubles with a 1 roll
THAT'S EVEN WORSE

No.21502

>>21488
Bite the pillow

No.21503

>>21485
>>21488

>"Well," you begin to respond, only to be cut off by nervous laughter from Rarity.

>Everyone gives her worried looks, including you.
>Is Rarity….sweating? No, surely it's your imagination.
>Celestia looks concerned, "Rarity, are you alright? You look peaked."
>"N-no, nonono, I'm quite alright Princess, thank you." She slowly takes a sip of wine, though her wine glass shakes in the grip of her magic.
>"You are hiding something," Luna states matter of factly, causing Rarity to splutter while drinking, quickly wiping her face with a napkin as Luna looks on, perhaps amused.

Step in, or let things continue and maybe work themselves out? If you want to step in, you'll need to roll for it. Majority decision here, please only vote once.Rolled 8, 4, 8 = 20

No.21504

>>21503
Step in.Rolled 7 = 7

No.21505

>>21503
Hold Rarity's hoof and stroke her mane a little to calm her down. Hold the wineglass for her while she drinks.Rolled 2 = 2

No.21506

>>21503
>those new numbers

LETS SAVE THAT WAIFU FROM SPAGHETTI

No.21507

>>21503
Let us step in. Be sure to give Rarity's hoof a small squeeze of support.Rolled 4 = 4

No.21508

>>21503
Lets let her suffer for a second. Luna is onto something here.

No.21509

>>21503
As amusing as Rarity is try to save her

sorry for the shit rollRolled 3 = 3

No.21510

>>21503

Step inRolled 1 = 1

No.21511

>>21503
I don't think anyone wouldn't want to step in here.
And I also think this would be a good time to be sincere. Just tell them that you've grown to like Rarity a lot, more than a friend. And then try and continue on with another subject.Rolled 3 = 3

No.21512

>>21503
I'm torn
I say we let Rarity handle this. We've made some advances ourselves tonight - let's see how she expresses her feelings for a change

No.21513

>>21507
>>21505
ThisRolled 1 = 1

No.21514

>>21506
sorryRolled 6 = 6

No.21515

>these rolls
Fuck. We're going to get wine all over her dress, aren't we.

No.21516

>>21505
>>21507
>>21509
>>21510

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRolled 9 = 9

No.21517

>>21503
If we dont save her shell be PISSED laterRolled 5 = 5

No.21518

>>21503

Gotta step inRolled 8 = 8

No.21519

>>21510
>>21511
>>21509
>>21507
>>21505
>>21504
>>21513
>>21514

51 out 110
At least we're going down together

No.21520

File: 1340422256890.jpg (24.87 KB, 216x282, 1334695944580.jpg)

>>21510

It's Ork shooting all over again…

No.21521

>>21519
We might be lucky. We might only need to keep it above 40% to not cause an incident in the highest profile restaurant in all of Equestria.

No.21522

>>21516
Oh, forgot to say I'll be voting for step in

No.21523

>>21519
Wait no it's 48
Sorry

No.21524

>>21503
Apologies for the late roll

I'll save us gents, no worries!Rolled 6 = 6

No.21525

LETS STEP INRolled 1 = 1

No.21526

>>21525

>dice 1d2


Faggot

No.21527

>>21523
Okay I can't even do basic addition now
It's 49 and with the six it's 55…never mind it's 56 now thanks to anon
56 out of 130

Panic?

No.21528

Welp
Our morale was high but now it's full-steam ahead to the train incident

No.21529

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No.21530

>>21525
>d2
Don't be a dick

No.21531

>>21503
Unanimous decision to step in on Rarity's behalf.
[Total: 55]

>You put a hand on Rarity's shoulder and look her in the eye, asking her if she's alright. Perhaps she should excuse herself to the powder room for a moment?

>"Y-yes, excuse me," Rarity says, rising from the table.
>"I'll come with you," Celestia says, rising from the table as well.
>"A-alright, Princess," Rarity responds, before the two of them head off to the restroom together, Rarity trailing behind Celestia slightly and looking over her shoulder at you.
>You turn back to Luna to find her smiling at you.
>"Wouldst though like another drink, since I am pouring myself another?"

No.21532

>>21529
Right now it's just people posting multiple times. When Aspirant wants us to roll he should just that the first five and make sure that they're rolling d10s instead of d2s.

No.21533

>>21525
pls ignore

remember to clear your fields people

No.21534

>>21532
hehe. couldn't resist.

No.21535


I'd say another drink will make things worse.
Is it worth it?

No.21536

>>21531
Yes
Drink Drink Drink

No.21537

>>21531
We'll take another glass, thanks.

No.21538

>>21531
Laugh, say we could definitely use one, but don't drink it all - we'll need a level head for the next interview session

No.21539

>>21531
Sure, this night can only get worse

No.21540

>>21531
Just take a little.

Ask her what she meant about Rarity hiding something.

No.21541

>>21535
I disagree
But still, you have to consider the repercussions of refusing the drink, too.

No.21542

>>21531
Say sure, but drink sparingly.

Ask what she liked about the mane thing, try to remember it for later with Rarity.

No.21543

>>21531
Yes please

No.21544

Oh come on it's just a friendly question. You guys are starting to be to paranoid.

No.21545

>>21540

Yeah, pretty curious what she actually assumes Rarity is hiding.

No.21546

>>21544
The only other quest I've taken part in is Raisin Quest.

You'll forgive me for being careful

No.21548

No.21549

>>21546
This ain't a life or death matter. We nearly went ALLAH AKBAR to a bunch of ponies in the first few fucking seconds in that quests. Things are more chill here.Rolled 8 = 8

No.21550

>>21544
Making a fool of ourselves because of too much wine too quickly in a high-profile area is the last thing we want associated with Rarity.

No.21551

>>21546
Oh…yeah that explains a lot.
But don't worry. Aspirant isn't Jr…yet.

I pity the future qusters

No.21552

>>21531
yes
we haven't had nearly enough to drink yet

No.21553

>>21551
>Fluttershy Quest
>Questanon startles her in the first session by making a loud noise
>Quest is over

No.21555

>>21550
I know. And this is why I really don't think an extra drink would help now.

If anything we'd just wait till we get to the hotel and drink together with Rarity after the disaster that is this dinner.

We still have to go through the main course so we better get ready.

No.21556

>>21553
>Twilight Quest
>We finally get her in the sack
>We fall asleep for a few minutes after things settle down for the night
>We wake up in time to see Twilight having Spike send a letter to Celestia

No.21557

TIME TO START POUNDING THOSE BREWSKIS

No.21558

>>21531
>You thank her and accept the offer as she refills your large wine glass before filling her own and taking a healthy gulp of it. She seems to be drinking awfully quickly for some reason.
>She sees how you look at her and smiles, "Tis not often we have company, even less so I spend time with them. It is worth celebrating."
>She points at you with a silver clad hoof, "And you, you are very kind. It is no wonder the one known as Rarity feels for you, though she tries to hide it."
>Her hoof is wavering and her cheeks are rapidly getting darker. or lighter? It's hard to tell, but her cheeks are tinted differently than the rest of her body. A signal of her consumption, no doubt.
>Her hoof comes down to rest on the table, "It is a shame, in a way…." she mumbles something incoherent.

No.21559

>>21558
Gah, bonus point for my mess up again.Rolled 10 = 10

No.21560

>>21559
>no bonus points
>nail a 10
EAT IT UP

No.21561

>>21558
>>21559
Rarity would be cool with a Luna joining us, right?

No.21562

>>21558
Okay getting uncomfortable now.
Change the subject.
How do you think the world is now after 1000 years? Like how things went. New technology and stuff?

>>21559
11/10
This is going rather well

No.21563

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No.21564

>>21558
>>21559
"A shame in what way?"

No.21565

>>21558
Come again, your highness?

No.21566

>>21558
Oh lord, she's putting the moves on us.
Well, where I come from it is said that there is someone for everyone. Rarity and I were lucky to find each other, so perhaps you will find your own special someone through odd circumstance?

No.21567

>>21558
I sort of want to ask, especially with the 10 we just rolled coupled with bonus points.

No.21568

>>21558
Well don't burn any bridges, but we should probably just focus on Rarity
Ask her innocently if Ponies usually have monogamous relationships

No.21569

>>21566
On second thought, ignore what I said. Especially the "through odd circumstance." That was a terrible choice of words. Absolutely terrible.

No.21570

>>21564
>>21565
If we're going down this path we'd better be careful.
The last thing we need is another Wrap mare incident. Especially with Luna
Curiosity killed the cat you know

No.21571

>>21558

While the chance of becoming a royal consort is tempting, we really should change the subject before Luna goes any farther

No.21572

>>21558
Ask her to elaborate playfully
Laugh at potential princess spaghetti

No.21573

>>21558
We shouldn't if it ruins our chance with Rarity
But I mean
Dammit

No.21574

>>21568
I don't know if this is a great or horrible question

No.21575

>>21559
>10

oh man

No.21576

>>21558
>>21559

>You're about to ask what she was saying when she suddenly straightens, though she wobbles in her seat a bit, the drinks finally catching up with her.

>"But this is no way for me to act, as Princess of the Night. I'm….sorry for my prodding. I shall let the subject drop."
>You aren't sure what just happened, but she seems to have regained her sense of composure, at least for the moment.
>Rarity and Celestia return, Rarity looking much better than before. You briefly wonder if they had a chat.
>As they take their seats, dinner is brought up the stairs and placed in front of everyone. It's another variation of steamed greens with garlic sauce, potatoes, and a variety of vegetables.
>Everyone takes the opportunity to eat, Rarity and Celestia the models of eating daintily, while Luna is a little less than perfect in her manners. You do your best and feel like you're fitting in, much to your pleasure.
>Dessert is brought up, another sugary pastry stuffed with chocolate and powdered sugar. Luna gets chocolate on her cheek, and Celestia uses a napkin to wipe her sisters face while chuckling to herself.
>Rarity and you have no such encounter, since neither of you have had as much to drink as Luna, and Rarity is the model of etiquette.
>Everyone seems content with their bellies full, Celestia's eyelids drooping ever so slightly and giving a dainty yawn hidden with a hoof.

Anything you wish to ask/say to the Princesses before dinner is over?

No.21577

>>21574
It's a horribly great question
That wants to be asked

No.21578

>>21576
Well, we could ask Celestia if we could have a private word with her before we departed for our hotel. Other than that, I can't see us having much to ask that wouldn't embarrass one or both parties. Or seem positively trite.

No.21579

>>21576
Thank them for their generosity and their invitation to dine with them.

No.21580

ya blew it

No.21581

>>21576
Do we have any plans. No wait are we capable of doing anything other than walk to the hotel?
If not thank them for the dinner, say it was wonderful and that it would be a honor to join them again. Then go home with Rarity

No.21582

>>21576
Ask her if she usually has interview dinners like this or if you and Rarity are special (slightly jokingly)

No.21584

>>21579
Also thank her. How could I have forgotten that?

No.21585

>>21576
Thank them for a lovely dinner
>>21578
What do you have in mind?

No.21586

>>21578
Please do tell what are you planning.

No.21587

>>21576

Thank them for their hospitality and ask them if they have any more questions

No.21588

>>21585
Well, think about it. Since we're in this for the long haul, we should be entertaining the notion of popping The Question at some point.
Wouldn't it be great to know if that union would have royal approval straight from the horse's mouth, so to speak?

No.21589

>>21576
>You jokingly ask Celestia if she normally meets with others in such a way. It seems rather informal, not that that's a bad thing.
>She smiles gently, "No, actually. Normally there is a process to formally meet with myself or my sister. It is exceptionally difficult to get a time set up where we may both speak with those who desire our company. But since you are an exceptional case, I believed it deserved exceptional treatment." She gives you a wink, "I hope you and Rarity have been making the most of it."

No.21590

>>21576
Is it still raining cats and dogs? We might need a ride back.

No.21592

>>21588
marriage questions this soon?
you crazy

No.21593

>>21588
Heh you do have a point
Seconding it

No.21594

>>21589
Look aside. 'believe, me, we have.'

No.21595

>>21589
Tell her we have. Give her a wink back.

No.21596

>>21589
I'm with Dapper on this

No.21597

No.21598

>>21592
It would be crazy not to ask while we have the chance. We already practically promised her father we'd take care of her. Plus, this would remove the worry we'd face in the interim.

No.21599

>>21592
Man this is probably the last session before the epilogue.
We also are asking just Celestia about some info. There's nothing to lose.

No.21600

>>21589
I think were done here

No.21601

>>21598
DUDE WE HAVEN'T EVEN EXPLICITLY TOLD HER WE LIKE HER YET.

No.21602

>>21598
You are going too fast.

No.21603

>>21589
>You wink back, "We have."
>Rarity blushes furiously, but otherwise retains her composure. Whatever Celestia said to her, it really anchored her attitude. Celestia just smiles.
>Luna laughs a bit loudly, causing the music downstairs to go silent for a moment before she calls an apology that causes the music to start back up again.
>"One would think you were unable to laugh in such a place," she remarks.
>You thank Celestia for the meal and ask if she has a moment for a private word before everyone departs.
>"Of course," she responds, rising from the table and lifting her crown with magic as she walks to the corner of the balcony, looking down at some of the higher class subjects under her rule.
>You approach and she turns to face you, her crown still hovering near her. "What is it you would like to talk about?"

No.21605

>>21603
"Might I ask what you spoke of to her? And as to your sister's emotions…"

No.21606

>>21603
Well, I feel like we're isolating Rarity here but maybe we could ask Celestia if it would be ok for you to just DATE Rarity. It doesn't seem inappropriate to ask given the circumstance of being human and all.

No.21607

>>21603
Do what red said. Just do it.
Also look at her reaction carefully. It'll probably give us some clues about what Rarity thinks and what they discussed.

No.21608

>>21601
>>21602
If she doesn't know by now, then we have failed as men. And besides, that's what tonight proper is for.

>>21603
Well, time to voice our concerns and hopes.

No.21609

>>21608
I've never so much as held a woman's hand and I know you are taking this too fast. She knows we are more than friends, that's enough for now.

No.21610

>>21605
Please this. No talk of marriage or anything like that.

No.21611

>>21609
We're nearly guaranteed to get laid when we get back to the suite anyway.

No.21612

>>21605
This, but make sure to ask whether or not it's too socially taboo for you to be more than friends with Rarity.

Gotta get dat princess blessing

No.21613

>>21608
We've had like 2 real dates Anon
I think that would be rushing it a bit

No.21614

>>21613
Did I say to pop the question IMMEDIATELY? Hell no. That's months away, at the earliest.
I'm just getting the legal matters out of the way before Rarity gets in a tizzy about them down the line.

No.21616

>>21603
>The first thing on your mind is what she said to Rarity.
>When you ask, she smiles at you yet again, "I just gave her a bit of a pep talk." She remains vague when you ask for details, and you decide pressuring a Princess into talking doesn't sound like a good idea.
>You cautiously ask about her sister, Luna, and her emotions. Celestia sighs a little, "Luna has been gone for a very long time. She's still adjusting. I think….I hope, that her emotions are just a byproduct of that. And that she'll adjust further in time."
>You think of asking about yours and Rarity's relationship, but think better of it. You thank Celestia for her time and bow to her. She kneels slightly in return, and as you turn to leave you hear her whisper, "Do what you feel is right."

>And with that, the dinner is over. Luna and Celestia depart in different coaches after Celestia arranges one for you and Rarity back to the hotel.

>The ride is a quiet one, Rarity not saying anything, though she fiddles with her hooves.
>You arrive back at the hotel, and the two of you enter your suite, flipping the lights on and shutting the door behind you.Rolled 6 = 6

No.21617

>>21603
Actually let's ask her if we can borrow some guards for a romantic gesture

No.21619

>>21616
Dammit why don't you forget to roll when it actually matters?
Oh well a 6 will do

No.21620

>>21616
Ask Rarity if she's tired or if she want to stay up a little later

No.21621

>>21616
Put our hand on her back.

No.21622

>>21616
So, Rarity, did you enjoy yourself?

No.21623

>>21616
Let's relax a bit with her

I want to take a bath with her like in that fic goddamn

No.21624

>>21616
"I don't know about you, but I'm thinking I'd like to get to know that hot tub. Care to join me?"

DONT WASTE THIS FAGGOTS.

No.21625

>>21623
Should we invite her in the jacuzzi to relax together?

No.21626

And you guys accuse me of jumping the gun.

No.21627

>>21624
>>21625
This. And grab a bottle of something from the bar.

No.21628

>>21616

I'm in favor of asking her to join us in the jacuzzi

No.21629

>>21616
Ask her if she enjoyed the night
Maybe relax is the hot tub
>>21623
link?

No.21630

>>21626
It doesn't have to end with sex you know.
Just a relaxing bath, together, probably a bottle of champagne, some feels and that's all.
A jolly great time together

No.21631

No.21632

>>21626
jacuzzis are nice bro

make sure to run your hand through her mane

No.21633

>>21630
And some mane brushing with hands along with some ear scratches.

No.21634

wait, so if this goes through, naked in the tub or like a bathing suit/boxers?
Both seem kind of extreme or weird.

No.21635

>>21633
Exactly.
Some cuddles towards the end, tell her how much we love her and a good night kiss.

No.21636

>>21634
Whatever happens will happen.

No.21637

>>21616
>Rarity wanders forward to the wall length window, staring silently out over the lit streets below. She's unusually silent, causing you to approach her and put a hand gently on her back.
>She just leans against you without looking, her head resting at about waist level, resting against your side.
>The two of you stand silently watching over the city street, before she breaks the silence.
>"That was nothing at all like I imagined it would be."
>You tense up, expecting her to be upset.
>Instead, she just laughs. Slowly at first, muffled, but gradually it builds and builds as all her tension is let out, her body vibrating against your side with the force of her laughter.
>You can't help but laugh along with her, and when the two of you are finally quiet again you respond, "No, no it wasn't."

>You head towards the bedroom, removing the top part of your suit and laying it on the bed carefully before moving back into the living room area.

>Rarity is still looking out the window, this time with a smile on her face.
>You decide you'd like another drink, now that you're in private and there aren't any Princesses around to embarrass yourself in front of.
>You ask Rarity if she'd like a drink, and she thinks for a moment. Eventually, she says sure, she could use a drink.
>You tell her you're going to hop in the jacuzzi/tub thing, and hesitate before asking if she'd like to join you.
>She accepts the small glass of wine from you, and in an impressive display she swigs it in one gulp.
>"After that? How could I say no?"

No.21638

>>21634
>naked
>weird
>to PONIES
Get with the times.

No.21639

>>21637
You think ponies would mind humans going naked? Either way, take her in naked or in boxers or something

>>21631
>tfw people post your work

No.21640

>>21637
Alright. Let's go get it ready for us.

No.21641

>>21637
HUZZAH

No.21642

>>21637
Ponies are usually naked anyways, Fuck it. Strip down to your boxers for now while the tub is filling but you better believe we're getting in naked.

No.21643

>>21637
HERE WE GO

Run the tub and get it going.

LIGHT SOME FUCKING CANDLES AND SHOOT OUT THOSE LIGHTS, ARTYOM.

No.21644

>>21639
I liked it
>>21637
Well let's go

No.21645

>>21637
>downs a glass of wine in one gulp

FULL STEAM AHEAD

No.21646

>>21631
I remember that one.
So it was finally finished.
I read the unfinished pastebin version that was posted in the general a few days ago

Gave me a lot of feels

>>21637
>The whole glass at once
Well someone will need some special attention in the bath

No.21647

>>21644
>>21646
That's good, it was meant to drip feels

No.21648

>>21643
THIS.
DO IT RIGHT.

No.21649

>>21639
I wouldn't know that feel. But congratulations to you! Yours is something like twice as long as my Trixie failure.

>>21637
>You take your glass of wine to the bathroom with you and set it on the sink counter as you flip some handles and get the hot tub going. You return to the bedroom to remove the rest of your clothes and lay them out, only to find Rarity stripping in front of you with her back turned.
>The zipper on her back slides down slowly, her blue magic surrounding the zipper and lowering it with care, exposing her white body one link at a time, the subtle zipping noise barely audible over the sound of the hot tub filling.
>The final link parts and the dress falls away, dropping to the floor before being swept up in her magic and moved into the living room area, along with the top section of your suit.
>She removes the pins in her hair with similar care, setting the pins on the chest of drawers near her, her mane falling out haphazardly before she tussles it by shaking her head.
>She turns around to see you in the door frame, still watching.
>She makes a "tsk tsk" noise before you feel yourself being pulled towards her.
>"You can't go into the tub in all those clothes, dear. I worked too hard to have you soak them like that."

No.21650

>>21649
and here we go.

No.21651

No.21652

>>21649
Warn her that human men aren't quite as modest as stallions then take the rest of our cloths off.

No.21653

>>21649

Continue you bastard

No.21654

>>21649
I got a boner imagining Rarity slowly stripping off a dress like this
Oh my

Roll to not get boner as we stripRolled 3 = 3

No.21655

>>21649
we naked now

No.21656

>>21654
You suck

No.21657

>>21654
roll to see if you're a faggot

10 means faggotRolled 49 = 49

No.21658

>>21649
>You feel yourself guided to the bed before being pushed gently onto it. Before you can blink your shoes and socks are removed, discarded to the floor as she begins to undo your trousers.
>Having your pants buttons undo themselves is a strange sensation, especially when you know it's her undoing them for you. Your mind is flooded with less than pure thoughts as she continues, and you struggle to maintain your composure, as it were.
>She removes your undershirt and guides your discarded clothes to the living room area, with the rest of them. She comes back and eyes up your boxers, seemingly intent on removing them as well.

What's it gonna be gents? Stop her? Help her? Something else? Open to ideas here.

No.21659

>>21657
>49
WELL I GUESS THAT MEAN'S I'M NOT A FAGGOT

No.21660

>>21658
WHY THE HELL WOULD WE STOP HER

No.21661

>>21658
Stand up and remove your own boxers
Invite her into the hot tub which should be ready by now

No.21662

>>21658
Let her proceed, we worked hard tonight. She can do a little magical lifting.

No.21663

>>21658
We going naked bro.
And we'll relax together, with some wine and some feels

No.21664

>>21658
>>21658
>>21658
We help her
Take those things off

No.21665

>>21658
Ask her if it's alright for us to remove them. Hope she does it for us anyway

No.21666

>>21658
Let her do what she's gonna do.
Don't resist.

No.21667

>>21658
Warn her that we aren't as modest as pony males, but let her continue if she wants to.

No.21668

Just asking man, calm thyself.

I got shit when I did sexual stuff the first time in Pinkie Quest, and this is very nearly that so I thought I'd ask.

No.21669

>>21658

Let her do what she wants

No.21670

This MIGHT bite us in the long run. She isn't in her right mind at the present time, and once she sobers up, might regret the things she did, and the things we also let her do.

No.21671

>>21658

Anyone get the impression she's just a tad too drunk to be reasonable here? I get the impression if we don't at least cool things a little, this could go badly tomorrow.

No.21672

>>21670
… this might be why we would stop her. Grab a hold of your boxers, and take her over to the tub.

No.21673

>>21670
I'd rather no horsefucking right now.
Just feels.
Simple solution and no consequences.

No.21674

>>21670
Who gets that drunk off a couple of glasses of wine?

No.21675

>>21670
>>21671

We'll cuddle but stop any sex.
We can tenderly love her in the morning once we wake up in each other's arms fully clothed

No.21676

>>21674
Rarity possibly. Rarity and Twilight and Luna.

No.21677

>>21674
Come to think of it, yeah. She's not wasted, just tipsy. If it happens it happens, but let's not let her run wild.

No.21678

Guys, we aren't obligated to have sex.

And besides, I shudder to think what she would say if we took her handmade boxers into the hot tub

No.21679

>>21674
Seeing how nervous she was till Celestia talked to her I'm pretty sure she had more than a couple of glasses.

No.21680

>>21678
We'll take them off once we actually get to it. But we'll turn around and give her a nice view of DAT ASS.

No.21681

>>21678
Well now that's some perspective
We must care more about Rarity's fashionables

No.21682

>>21678
>mlpg
>not fucking a horse

No.21683

>>21682
I say we vote. Best solution
1 Take boxers off only feels
2 Take boxers off sex later if possible
3 Don't take boxers off yet sex letter if possible
4 Don't take boxers off only feels

I'm going with 1

No.21684

>tfw called away in the middle of everything
Damnation, and I missed it all. Too late to put my ideas in, so let's hope this goes well.

No.21685

>>21683
1. We sex in the morning.

No.21686

No.21687

>>21683
2
Let's be careful if she's drunk though. Taking advantage of her wouldn't go over well.

No.21688

>>21683
I'm for 2
Sex and feels please

No.21689

Ah, so I didn't miss everything.
I vote 1 then.

No.21690

I'm down with 1. Hangover sex is actually really good, though tonight we should be all over that mane like white on rice.

No.21691

Consent is a big deal. Why not just ask her "Hey, are you feeling OK?"

No.21692

ASPIRANT JUST MAKE A DECISION

PULL THE LEVER

No.21693

No.21694

>>21691
That comes later if we decide to fuck her my friend

No.21695

>>21668
>tfw questers don't like mutual oral

It's like those guys never even touched a boob before.

No.21696

>>21694
so why is everyone picking 1 then

that means feels only, and no sex EVER

2 is not necessarily SEKS RITE NAO

No.21697

2

No.21698

>>21696
I was thinking that the vote only applies now.
What >>2168 said is still possible

I'm pretty sure no one here wants no sex ever

No.21699

>>21658
>She hesitates, and then steps back from you, leaving your boxers intact.
>Instead she just tugs at a hand with her magic, pulling you back to your feet and guiding you to the bathroom.
>She walks into the room and shields her eyes in a joking way, "All these lights simply won't do! One moment."
>She wanders out of the bathroom, returning shortly with a small lighter for the candles in the bathroom. She lights the two on the sink counter, then one on each wall near the hot tub before turning out the electric lights and stopping the water in the hot tub.
>The room is now dimly lit, a yellow orange tint to it as the candle flames waver, a slightly fruited scent wafting through the air. The candles must be scented, for all that it matters.
>Her task now complete, Rarity sets the lighter down on the counter and pulls you towards the hot tub gently, slowly climbing in first with a series of oohs and aaahs.
>You turn around and remove your boxers before lowering yourself into the hot tub, not feeling like soaking the undergarments.
>Rarity makes no comment, though she raises an eyebrow at you when you're finally relaxing alongside her.
>Without a word you reach over with a hand and begin running your fingers through her soft mane, the wet purple strands parting easily and smooth to the touch.
>She moves over from her position alongside you to sit effectively in your lap, and you use both hands to stream her mane out repeatedly before moving them to her neck and back, gently massaging her.
>She moans as you work the tension from the base of her neck, pressing your thumbs into her soft fur. She squirms in place before resting a hoof on your knee and biting her lower lip.
>You move on to her back, and she leans forward at first, only to cry out when you hit a sensitive spot and she leans backwards onto your hands, her left hoof coming up and gently wrapping around your neck as you continue your kneading.

No.21700

>>21696

Rarity may not be in a proper state of mind right now, we don't want her to do something that she may regret later

No.21701

How about a compromise.
We get naked and do a bit of heavy petting in the tub. Everyone's happy.

No.21702

>>21699
Keep going, continue playing with her

Kiss her horn

No.21703

>>21699
… keep going.

>>21702
and this.

No.21704

>>21699
Honestly with her in our lap I'm not sure how we're managing not to…
anyways keep massaging for the love of god she seems to love it

No.21705

I wonder if this is sex is like for a schizophrenic person.

No.21706

>>21699
Continue massaging her.

No.21707

>>21700
youre not getting it

1 = no sex now, and never after

2 = no sex now, maybe later

No.21708

This >>21706 and than >>21702

No.21709

>>21704
Most schizophrenics are people being controlled by questers in a different universe.

No.21710

>>21702
I question the wisdom of this.
>>21699
Well, let's keep working the tension points. Maybe extend the caresses elsewhere.

No.21711

>>21699

That's the stuff. No need to rush.

No.21712

>>21699
>You work your hands along her tense points, taking care to really work the spots that make her moan and shudder as she grips you tighter, until she's completely relaxed, a content hum coming from her as you work your hands to her front, caressing her stomach and chest gently, teasingly.
>You lower your head to her shoulder and hear her heavy breathing, the way her moans crack when you rub her just right, the feel of her soft, wet mane against your face. It's all so tantalizing.


Final time I'll ask, sex now or not? I can write either at this point.

No.21713

>>21712
Sex now please

No.21714

>>21712
Ask her. Does she want to go any further than this, or does she want to wait?

No.21715

>>21712
Ask her what she wants to do. Sex if yes.

No.21716

>>21712
Well you could do the feels here sex in Pastebin compromise. I'm personally find with anything at this point.

No.21717

Good job on the dinner guys. First quest I had to miss due to obligations.

>>21712
Tender loving time.

No.21718

>>21712
I want sex, but not if she's more than a little drunk.

No.21719

>>21712
My vote is to ask her if she's feeling well. If she's even the slightest buzzed, it could be bad for the quest in the long run if we go for sex. Rarity is a classy pony, and might take it as us taking advantage of her

No.21720

>>21712
Go for it, but fucking ask.

No.21721

No.21722

>>21712
No time like the present, let's do it.

No.21723

>>21712
I'd say it's better to wait for tomorrow since she seems a bit drunk so I'd rather no sex now

No.21724

>>21712
Move forward

No.21725

>>21714
>>21721
Asking that question in this situation is silly and a turn off
She's giving you all the signals, it's up to you.

No.21726

>>21723
thats why we ASK

No.21727

>>21715
>>21714
>>21719
>Takes off our clothes
>Gets into a hot tub with us
>Moaning and in a sexual position
Come on guys, there's a point where the beta needs to stop.

No.21728

>>21727
I'm sorry, but I'm not a fan of Dubious Consent.

No.21729

>>21728
That's not dubcon.

But she's inebriated so we're obligated to ask anyway.

No.21730

>>21727
We should at least get her permission first.

No.21731

>>21728
Cross the threshold man, she's not Blacked out under the influence she's just a little tipsy and SWOONING

No.21732

>>21727
>>21725
It's not right, at least in my mind. It would be a betrayal of trust. Asking won't hurt anyone, and it'll make clear if there is 100& consent.

No.21733

>>21727
I thought she was hungry.
I am getting mixed signals from her.

No.21734

>>21728
She had three glasses of wine over the course of an evening man. Every damn signal has been placed, she wants it. Turning her down now may just fuck us over completely.

No.21735

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I hope she's just tipsy if we're asking her.
I don't want for this to end like this

No.21736

>A few glasses of Wine
>Drunk

No she is fine. It's up to you guys if you want sex now or not. I'm a Idort.

No.21737

>>21734
Then we can ask if she's absolutely certain she wants this, then. It's a stroke to the ego when a person hears that they're wanted, after all. Besides, Rarity might end up being a dirty talker.

No.21738

Option: Confess you love her and that you want her if she'll have you, go from there.

Other option: J-j-jam it in.

Or we back out. Your choice.

No.21739

>>21738
>Confess you love her and that you want her if she'll have you, go from there.

I have no problem with this. Do it.

No.21740

>>21738
"Jam" it in
It's like these people have never been intimate before

No.21741

>>21738
Option A.
Might as well go for broke.

No.21742

No.21743

Option 1 is a bit more romantic. Fits the scene better.

THanks for clearing that up Aspirant.

No.21744

>>21738
>Confess you love her and that you want her if she'll have you, go from there.

This.

No.21745

>>21738
I'm up for a confession

No.21746

>>21738
Sensually j-j-jam it in. Can no one understand how a romantic evening of passionate lovemaking goes?

No.21747

>>21741
Wouldn't "Going for broke" be B?

No.21748

>>21738

Confess

No.21749

>>21746
>>21740
This and confess our love afterwards. It's not that hard, no?

No.21750

>>21747
Going for broke would be a combination of A and B. Which I was just about to suggest.

No.21751

>>21738
Jam it in.
All this beta holy shit

No.21752

>>21749
>fuck her
>hey, I love you
not
>hey I love you
>TAKE ME YOU FOOL

You're an idiot, anon.

No.21753

>>21738
Jam it in!

No.21754

So we're doing A, followed by B? Or what?

No.21755

Am I the only one seeing someone samefagging for the "jam it in" option?

No.21756

>>21752
>Hey I love you, is it okay if I fuck you
or
>Passionate lovemaking followed by a confession of our feelings
Anon, get it together.

No.21757

>>21754
A. If she says no, then it's no. Simple as that.

No.21758

>>21756
It's more like
>Hey, I love you. if you want we can go all the way tonight

No.21759

>>21743
She wants to fuck now. We can confess our love afterwards.

No.21760

>>21759
But that's nowhere near as romantic as the first option.

No.21761

>>21759
What if we do both at the same time

No.21762

>>21760
This first option is fine for a romance novel then

No.21763

>>21761
Glorious compromise.

No.21764

>>21760
THIS IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS A. IT'S WAY MORE FUCKING ROMANTIC.

IN CASE YOU FORGOT, THE ROOM IS LIT BY FUCKING CANDLES AND THERE'S A BOTTLE OF WINE RESTING NEXT TO THE TUB.

ARE YOU FUCKHEADS COMPLETELY AUTISTIC?

No.21765

>>21761
GUYS

GUYS

LET'S J-J-JAM IT IN WHILE CONFESSING OUR LOVE

No.21766

>>21761
As a j-j-jam it in anon, I'm fine with confessing our feelings before hand, but for god's sake don't kill the mood by going SEX PLS.
Just do it.

No.21767

>>21762
And we are with Rarity. Romance novel stuff is great for Rarity.

No.21768

>>21758
But we already know she wants to go all the way tonight!

No.21769

>>21761
AGREED

No.21770

>>21768
It's Rarity. She wants nothing less than a consummate gentleman. A gentleman never assumes.

No.21771

>>21768
Fucking this.

No.21772

Don't ask with words, ask with actions.

No.21773

ASPIRANT

JUST FUCKING CALL IT

No.21774

>>21773
PUSH THE BUTTON
HEAVEN OR HELL
GO FOR BROKE

ASPIRANT, LET THE TEARS AND GOOD LOVEMAKING FLOW

No.21775

Majority has voted for compromise, heartfelt confession and then we be jammin'.

No.21776

>>21775
It's like people don't understand that sex is all but uncluded in the first option.

No.21777

>>21776
So few romantic souls left in the world. But they do have a point. We've been pussyfooting an awful lot.

No.21778

Just fuck her already. Confess our love afterwards.

No.21779

>>21776
It's not so much the sex, it's just being so god damned beta. Can we just make a serious decision and make a call for once?

No.21780

Imagining this arguing going on in quest anon's head is hilarious.

No.21781

>>21779
Rarity loves Romance. Being romantic can only make this night better.

No.21782

>>21780
>implying I exist in quest anon's head.

No.21783

>>21782
You're the little voice in the back of his head going "Just beat the fucker over the head with a bar stool! It'll show the rest of them!"

No.21784

>>21781
It's already incredibly romantic. It's time for that romance to lead into sex. Just take control and do it.

No.21785

>>21781
Look can't we just kiss her, say that we love her and J-J-JAM IT IN?

No.21786

Aspirant Died
We'll never get to Jam it in while simultaneously confessing our love

No.21787

>>21785
THIS
THIS
THIS
THIS
THIS
ROMANTIC FAGS GET THEIR LOVE
HORSEFUCKERS GET THEIR JJJJJAM IT IN
EVERYONE IS HAPPY

No.21788

Why don't we all just shut up and let whatever is going to happen happen?

No.21789

>>21781
The most romantic thing would be to get to the sex and just tell her as everything was about to boil over

No.21790

>>21785
I can deal with this.

No.21791

>>21712
>You turn Rarity around and look into her blue eyes as she puts her hooves around your neck.
>"I love you, Rarity. And I want you. But only if you'll have me."
>She stares back at you for a moment, before leaning into you and kissing you forcefully, pushing you against the back of the hot tub.
>Your hands immediately move down to her flank, cupping each cheek in a hand as the kiss breaks and Rarity speaks.
>"If I didn't, ah, want you too, I wouldn't, uhn! B-be in here, letting you run your hands all, all over me."
>Your hands move and you tease her slit with your fingers, the hot water dulling the sensation on your fingertips, but the feeling to Rarity is electric as she whips her head back, her wet mane throwing water everywhere as you feel her push her hips down to get you inside her.
>You raise your hips up to meet her as she presses down, the hot bubbling water splashing as her flank slaps into your thighs as you enter her, her voice echoing in the small room as she cries out.
>She's in the driver seat, setting the pace as she rises and lowers herself onto you, the hot water surrounding the two of you splashing as she picks up the pace. The steady thwap, thwap, thwap of her flank hitting your thigh is muted from being underwater, but the hot water makes every bit of her feel even hotter by comparison, the water surrounding your member degrees cooler than her insides, pushing you near the edge repeatedly as she continues.
>The whole time she's moaning loudly, right into your face. It's music to your ears, and you only break those moans to lovingly kiss her, your tongue twisting with hers in your mouths before you move on to kissing her neck when she needs to catch her breath.
>During one of your makeout sessions you sit upright, grabbing Rarity and turning her back around before having her lean against the adjacent wall with her front hooves and standing to get a better position.

No.21792

>>21785
All at the same time.

No.21793

>>21791
KISS HER HORN FIRST

Taking her from behind isn't as romantic as face-to-face sex

No.21794

No.21795

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No.21796

>>21791
Wow
standing her upright against the wall in front of you, that is… oh my

No.21797

>>21791
Kiss her horn and pinch one of her teats while we take her from behind.

No.21798

>>21791
>You enter her again from behind, this time above the water, pushing in as far as you can go while gripping her cutie marks with your hands.
>Her head whips back as you build up speed again, pulling nearly all the way out to push back into her quickly, listening to her coo and moan, her cries for you to push deeper egging you on. With her head back, her horn is mere inches from your face and you get the idea to kiss it. You do, though you can't tell if the moan that erupts from her is from that or what you're doing further south.
>You run your right hand under her and pinch one of her teats to gauge her reaction, and are delighted to find she gets weak in the legs when you do so.
>She leans heavily against the wall as you continue thrusting, and you feel yourself nearing the end. Rarity must be feeling it too, her cries growing louder and more insistent, until she's nearly shouting at you to go deeper, even though you're buried to the hilt inside her.
>With a final series of thrusts you pinch her teat again and both of you erupt simultaneously. You blow your load inside her as you feel her convulse around you, squeezing and twitching, gripping your member like she's trying to run you dry as you spew spurt after thick spurt deep into her as she barely stands, panting, her hooves shaking as she leans against the wall with you still inside her.

No.21799

Dammit just when I have to leave
Oh well I'll read it later.


Thanks a lot Aspirant it was a lot of fun

No.21800

>>21798
TELL HER THAT WE LOVE HER

No.21801

>>21798
Take her back down into the tub and cuddle.

No.21802

>>21798
Well, depending on how tired Rarity, we might have to carry her back to the bed, after toweling her off.
And then the post-coital cuddles. Unless she's up for Round 2?

No.21803

>>21800
We already did.

But a second time can't possibly hurt.

No.21804

>>21802
Whisper to her how much we love her again and then cuddle.

No.21805

>>21801
As adorable as that seems, it seems …unclean.
I think we should at least end our tub escapade with a shower or better yet retire to the bedroom

No.21806

>>21798
Lady seems to have trouble standing

help her sit down in the nice warm hot tub

No.21807

>>21798
Don't pull out, just turn her around and set her on our lap. Once that's done hold her close and tell her we love her.

No.21808

>>21798
>You pull out of her and a suction noise sounds in the room, followed quickly by a thin trail of your seed running out of her and down her leg.
>You manage to lower yourself back into the tub, Rarity standing unsteadily against the wall for a bit before you manage to lower her down next to you. When she's in the tub she puts a hoof around your chest and clutches you from the side, her head lying on your shoulder as you put your arm around her.
>You pull her close and tell her again that you love her, to which she smiles before kissing you on the nose.
>And I, you. But next time, let's use a bed, hmm?"

No.21809

>>21807
>don't pull out
this is my fetish unffffsjdhawjnwd

No.21810

Gentlemen, we have just fucked our horse.
Pat yourselves on the back.

No.21811

>>21808
Well, if you don't mind me carrying you, there is a lovely bed just outside the door…

No.21812

>>21808
Time to carry her to the bed.

No.21813

>>21809
If this goddamned site would stop freezing and clearing my what I'm trying to post this suggestion might have been taken. I'm so fucking mad right now.

No.21814

>>21808
Finish washing each other up and then off to bed for cuddles

No.21815

>>21808

Time for bed and cuddles

No.21816

>>21814
And more sex.

No.21817

>>21816
It might be a bit soon for us to get it up again, but that's why we have a mouth.

No.21818

>>21808
>"Well, if you recall there's a bed in the next room," you say to her.
>She raises her head a little and smiles at you devilishly, her purple mane sticking to her face and framing those wonderful blue eyes she has, "If you'd be a dear and help me there, then I believe we could put it to use."
>With that, she turns on the shower portion of the tub, "But first, we need to wash up a bit."
>A second round occurs in the shower when she helps lather you up, the two of you unable to resist one another's touch, though this time you take it slower and Rarity stays on top. After a second washing up, you manage to dry off before carrying Rarity to the waiting bed.
>You lie her down gently, crawling in beside her before hugging her tightly to you while she nuzzles your chest and neck.
>"I love you," she says as she clings to you, her eyes drooping and her breathing slowing until she's fast asleep. You kiss her on the head, avoiding her horn, before falling asleep yourself, your love in your arms.

No.21819

>>21818
Tenderly love again when we wake up

No.21820

>>21818
Dawww.

No.21821

>>21818
That was beautiful
I can't think of a better way to fall asleep.

No.21822

>>21818
Hold her close so she can feel us when she wakes up in the morning.

No.21823

>>21818
Alright, I'm going to go ahead and stop here. Typing is becoming difficult and I'm pretty sure that whole last section didn't turn out nearly as well as it ought've.

Regardless, I hope you enjoyed, feel free to leave criticism and whatnot. Always looking to improve, and I'm aware this session may not have been very good.


Thanks for joining me, have a nice….morning.

No.21824

>>21818
END

SCENE

No.21825

>>21823
Aspie, I love you
thank you for making this evening bearable for me.

No.21826

>>21823
It was very good. Thanks.

No.21827

>>21823
>>21823
Thanks for the quest Aspirant, nice job as always

No.21828

>>21823
Thanks for the run.
Sorry we all seem to be of a hundred different minds on matters.

No.21829

>>21818
Aaand it's around this time we learn that the "AI" in the room acts like a camera.

No.21830

>>21825
Glad to be of service.

>>21827
>>21826
I'll take your words for it, my sleep deprived mind isn't capable of processing whether what I just typed was really up to my own standards or not. Bleh.

>>21828
That's half the fun though, right? I always find it amusing when you guys have huge discussions about these things.

No.21831

when is next session?

No.21832

>>21823
Thanks, that was wonderful. best session so far.

No.21833

File: 1340435015173.png (1.12 MB, 3911x3540, RarAnon Date 7.png)

And capped for the evening.

No.21834

We need to remember to ask her what she was humming before we left for the play.

No.21835

>>21823
Sadly didn't get here in time to join in, but had a lot of fun reading through and watching people's responses. Thanks again, Aspirant.

No.21836

>>21823

It's been an enjoyable evening

Thanks for the quest

No.21837

>>21831
Tentatively planned for Tuesday night, at about 8pm EST again. Subject to change, blah blah blah. You guys know the drill.


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