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Gather round, one and all, and let me tell you a little story about a few acquaintances that got involved in the wrong sort of adventure.
Now, my memory isn't what it used to be, but let's try to start from the beginning. They had all met in prison. Celestia only knows what they were up to the night before, but they were just about to resign themselves to another long, cold night, when they remembered a little trick about the bricks in the wall…
They started out by taking a closer look, and well, let me just start telling the story there. The first one said,
Now, my memory isn't what it used to be, but let's try to start from the beginning. They had all met in prison. Celestia only knows what they were up to the night before, but they were just about to resign themselves to another long, cold night, when they remembered a little trick about the bricks in the wall…
They started out by taking a closer look, and well, let me just start telling the story there. The first one said,
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You attempt to displace the top left brick near the glowing cracks. It stays in place, but it, and the brick to the right and below it in the pattern have all turned a bright, glowing green.
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>>313603
No luck there.
>>313605
You have so many mushrooms in your armpits, it's not even funny.
You attempt to displace the top left brick near the glowing cracks. It stays in place, but it, and the brick to the right and below it in the pattern have all turned a bright, glowing green.
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No luck there.
>>313605
You have so many mushrooms in your armpits, it's not even funny.
>>313611
Not only can you not find hallucinogens, those armpit mushrooms look poisonous.
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The room is getting bright based on the number of the bricks that are glowing.
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You charge the same spot in the wall. Upon contact, those bricks lit before fade into darkness.
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Not only can you not find hallucinogens, those armpit mushrooms look poisonous.
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The room is getting bright based on the number of the bricks that are glowing.
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You charge the same spot in the wall. Upon contact, those bricks lit before fade into darkness.
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Rolls are not necessary.
For best results, specify a coordinate in this pattern:
(1,1) = top left corner
(5,5) = bottom right
>>313619
It's incredibly hard titanium-mithril-arcanite alloy. Merely even considering an attempt to burrow causes you extreme physical duress in your hands. Blood begins to pour slightly, as though you had actually slashed at it.
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Deactivated, they fade.
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It holds firm. It feels to be made of coral.
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Rolls are not necessary.
For best results, specify a coordinate in this pattern:
(1,1) = top left corner
(5,5) = bottom right
>>313619
It's incredibly hard titanium-mithril-arcanite alloy. Merely even considering an attempt to burrow causes you extreme physical duress in your hands. Blood begins to pour slightly, as though you had actually slashed at it.
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It holds firm. It feels to be made of coral.
>>313641
Well.
Just break the lower left segment of the wall by teleporting the bricks into each other, then?
Roll #0 5 = 5
Well.
Just break the lower left segment of the wall by teleporting the bricks into each other, then?
Roll #0 5 = 5
>>313688
The warm caress of the soft coral gate is like a mother's embrace as a foal. It holds you close, and tells you everything will be alright. You cling to its comforting bosom, feeling the tension, anxiety, and doubt flow out of you.
>>313689
You do manage to get her away from her infatuation with the gate, though.
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At this point, you remember that you didn't have to make the bricks on the fifth column green to get out.
…Wait, when were you even told that? What are you recalling from? How can you remember that if you can't even remember anything from before this room? The mind boggles.
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The warm caress of the soft coral gate is like a mother's embrace as a foal. It holds you close, and tells you everything will be alright. You cling to its comforting bosom, feeling the tension, anxiety, and doubt flow out of you.
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You do manage to get her away from her infatuation with the gate, though.
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At this point, you remember that you didn't have to make the bricks on the fifth column green to get out.
…Wait, when were you even told that? What are you recalling from? How can you remember that if you can't even remember anything from before this room? The mind boggles.
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The remaining four bricks turn green, and the wall collapses. Sunlight fills the room, as the prison wall opens out to the hot, bustling bazaars of Saddle Arabia. Up ahead, you see your destination: the legendary tent of the trader Ali Baba.
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The remaining four bricks turn green, and the wall collapses. Sunlight fills the room, as the prison wall opens out to the hot, bustling bazaars of Saddle Arabia. Up ahead, you see your destination: the legendary tent of the trader Ali Baba.
>>313720
You have a bad trip. The worst trip.
You imagine you're part of the system, and some establishment mongoloid gives you paperwork that you comply with.
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Your attention in the tent is drawn to the baubles of arcane nature, such as crystal balls that look outside the fabric of nature. In one mirror, you see yourself as a marionette.
You have a bad trip. The worst trip.
You imagine you're part of the system, and some establishment mongoloid gives you paperwork that you comply with.
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Your attention in the tent is drawn to the baubles of arcane nature, such as crystal balls that look outside the fabric of nature. In one mirror, you see yourself as a marionette.
>>313740
Inside the tent, you can't help but be distracted by the harem of lesbians that assault you.
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Ali Baba draws your attention to the center of the tent, where he pulls out a book. It looks like a children's book, but he insists you'll love the story. You're drawn to look at the pages…
Inside the tent, you can't help but be distracted by the harem of lesbians that assault you.
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Ali Baba draws your attention to the center of the tent, where he pulls out a book. It looks like a children's book, but he insists you'll love the story. You're drawn to look at the pages…
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This trip is so bad, it drives you to stare into the pages. The first thing you notice when you examine the book is that it doesn't look like a children's story at all… in fact… the picture is of the front lines in a war.
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Just as you're about to lay into your women and weapons, you realize you're on a battlefield.
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Your commanding sergeant yells at you to take cover. In a frantic panic, you scatter and scramble into a foxhole. An earthshattering BOOM shakes the ground outside. Your heart is pounding, and you try to get a grip. You should take a look around.
This trip is so bad, it drives you to stare into the pages. The first thing you notice when you examine the book is that it doesn't look like a children's story at all… in fact… the picture is of the front lines in a war.
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Just as you're about to lay into your women and weapons, you realize you're on a battlefield.
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Your commanding sergeant yells at you to take cover. In a frantic panic, you scatter and scramble into a foxhole. An earthshattering BOOM shakes the ground outside. Your heart is pounding, and you try to get a grip. You should take a look around.
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"Well, well, well."
Use sight beyond sight to peer through the walls to outside.
Roll #0 4 = 4
"Well, well, well."
Use sight beyond sight to peer through the walls to outside.
Roll #0 4 = 4
>>313760
You manage to pierce the walls, but not the dust beyond. Fog of war has set in, and it's bad. The worst you've ever seen. In fact, the worst you've never seen. This fog of war is literally so bad you have never seen fog of war this bad, including now.
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You're in a bunker in the middle of a warzone. You can hear guns rattling off in the distance — which you now seem to know what they are — and bombs exploding like spells left and right.
Inside the bunker, there are guns, and footlockers full of provisions and ammo.
You also see a table scattered with personal effects, and a radio.
You manage to pierce the walls, but not the dust beyond. Fog of war has set in, and it's bad. The worst you've ever seen. In fact, the worst you've never seen. This fog of war is literally so bad you have never seen fog of war this bad, including now.
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You're in a bunker in the middle of a warzone. You can hear guns rattling off in the distance — which you now seem to know what they are — and bombs exploding like spells left and right.
Inside the bunker, there are guns, and footlockers full of provisions and ammo.
You also see a table scattered with personal effects, and a radio.
>>313773
You feel inclined to search a bag of personal effects on the table by the radio. Maybe there's some good stuff in there.
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You tune the radio and immediately you hear a series of beeps.
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You feel inclined to search a bag of personal effects on the table by the radio. Maybe there's some good stuff in there.
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You tune the radio and immediately you hear a series of beeps.
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As you exit the foxhole, you realize it is not a foxhole at all, but a mousehole.
You find yourself at the base of a wall that seems to stretch on for hundreds of feet. The mousehole alone is easily tall enough for you, around ten.
The room itself appears to be a hallway, upon closer examination. From the left, you hear something approaching.
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As you exit the foxhole, you realize it is not a foxhole at all, but a mousehole.
You find yourself at the base of a wall that seems to stretch on for hundreds of feet. The mousehole alone is easily tall enough for you, around ten.
The room itself appears to be a hallway, upon closer examination. From the left, you hear something approaching.
>>313817
"It can move this fast because we have been shrunk, it is of its normal size. Can you help me find a place to teleport us both to?"
Look around for more things.
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"It can move this fast because we have been shrunk, it is of its normal size. Can you help me find a place to teleport us both to?"
Look around for more things.
Roll #0 3 = 3
>>313825
"You go first. I should be able to cover you. I will draw its attention for now."
Keep staring into its eyes.
Roll #0 4 = 4
"You go first. I should be able to cover you. I will draw its attention for now."
Keep staring into its eyes.
Roll #0 4 = 4
>>313830
Displace on of its eyeballs into the other, or at least have it intersect its flesh.
"RUN!"
Roll #0 4 + 2 = 6
Displace on of its eyeballs into the other, or at least have it intersect its flesh.
"RUN!"
Roll #0 4 + 2 = 6
>>313832
Displace has a maximum range of 5 meters (about 15 feet).
The cat is at the corner of the hallway. The hallway is roughly 2160 feet long, and 720 wide. You are halfway down the hall.
Using basic trig, we can determine that the cat is 1298 feet away, or approximately 1283 feet out of range.
Displace has a maximum range of 5 meters (about 15 feet).
The cat is at the corner of the hallway. The hallway is roughly 2160 feet long, and 720 wide. You are halfway down the hall.
Using basic trig, we can determine that the cat is 1298 feet away, or approximately 1283 feet out of range.
>>313837
Actually nevermind. I'll just take my pace for now and walk briskly to the hole.
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Actually nevermind. I'll just take my pace for now and walk briskly to the hole.
Roll #0 7 = 7