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PirateQuest: Chapter 4.5: Endless Evil Wf+6 414984[Last 50 Posts]

When we last left our "heroes", they were in trouble.

Emrille and Felfire not in the vessel.

Most of the party spaced.

Light Heart and her troupe dead.

Spring and Summer fleeing the room.

It's all up to Sateo and Seekkill.

"You were warned that your actions were illogical. Now you see that victory is impossible for you."



Tela, you send a volley of magic bolts to propel yourself toward the now-closed breach as you struggle for lack of air.

Felfire 414987

>>414984
I like this ruskie.
I wonder if she has "Ever heard of a phylactery forge?"

Spring Water [Doctor] 414988

>>414984
Well this is bad… did I manage to drag some bodies with me?

414989

>>414984
I fire a poisoned dart at him.

Roll #1 6 + 1 = 7

Light Heart [Warlord] 414990

>>414984
Let me guess, purgatory for me?

Tela [Spellsword] 414991

>>414984
Wait what? I thought you said it was the other non-closed breach I saw?

Chip(DD knight) 414992

Only silence

414994

>>414984
All up to us? I try to smash the box so I can get to the buttons

Roll #1 8 = 8

Wf+6 415000

>>414987
"I have. Eh he he he he he he he."

>>414988
I believe you specified Light Heart's.

>>414989
You haven't regained Vantage Point (6).

He takes the dart poorly and he looks pale when you shoot him.

>>414990
If only such a kind fate awaited you. Those who do not fall within the domain of one of the divines are condemned to the eternal void. You have no sensations whatsoever. There are no other souls here. Your consciousness is adrift in nothingness, and the only thing you feel is tired… to let your consciousness fade away.

>>414991
Okay, that's much farther, you propel yourself toward that instead.

>>414992
You have the sensation of being buried. Dirt surrounds you on all sides. You wonder how you ended up here.

>>414994
Weren't you in the other room with the Illusive Guy? No matter.

The box looks very cracked now. It needs the slightest amount of damage to break it now.

"Do not press the buttons. You will condemn all of us to a fate you do not understand. It is a certainty that you will regret pressing a button while blinded by ignorance."

Felfire [Necromancer] 415001

>>415000
"And know where to find one?"

Spring Water [Doctor] 415002

>>415000
Well I'm glad I did that.
If there's still fighting going on back there… Go back and see if I can help!

415003

>>415000
"Then tell me what they do." Break that shit open

Roll #1 1 = 1

Light Heart [Warlord] 415004

>>415000
Lovely.

415005

>>415000
Are my lungs stronk enough to make it there to safety?

Roll #1 10 = 10

Chip(DD knight) 415006

>>415000
Bleugh.. dig myself up from here.
'1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

415008

>>415000
I launch myself at him and dig a claw into his flesh.
Touch of Death.

Roll #1 9 = 9

Wf+6 415013

>>415001
"That would be a little bit harder, dearie. Eh he he he he he he he he."

>>415002
There is! Seekkill is fighting the last reaper.

>>415003
You try a sweet monk trick you learned in your years of enlightenment seeking and try to break it with your head. You smash through the material, but it was harder than you thought, and you fall over with shards of mineral in your face.

"Then back away for a moment and liste– ARGH"

Seekkill attacked him again.

>>415006
You're in some sort of… cave tunnel. Gems line the walls. There is a howling coming from deeper into the tunnels, and the hallway is lit by several torches.

>>415005
Indeed, it would seem so. You latch onto the breach at the other side of the vessel.

>>415008
You necrotize the flesh of one of his arms before he can continue.

Seekkill: 5/5, 5/5
Sateo: 0/5, 1/5
Spring Water: 5/5, 5/5

415015

>>415013
1 wound!?
Heal Sateo!

Roll #1 1 + 2 = 3

Felfire [Necromancer] 415016

>>415013
Sigh.
"Figured as much. Maybe I have a lead, but it's a far shot.
But I need it if I want to move on, you know?"

Chip(DD knight) 415017

>>415013
I shake my head and look around, are the gems of worth? Can I identify what kind of creature is making that sound?
'1d10'

Also grab one torch as a lightsource.

Roll #1 9 = 9

415018

>>415013
Natural remedy on myself "guys please stop and let them talk.'

Roll #1 2 = 2

415019

>>415013
I might be able to do this! Go through the same door we fled through last time!

Roll #1 6 = 6

415020

>>415013
I start tearing into it with my claws and beak now.

Roll #1 8 = 8

Wf+6 415021

>>415015
>>415018
The different healing energies react poorly and make your ribs grow to inordinate sizes, bursting out of your chest and ripping apart your organs in the most brutal way imaginable. On the up side, it was so fast, it was painless.

You are ded. Your last words were, "Guys, please stop, and let [him] talk."

>>415017
The gems are incredibly valuable. They are huge sapphires, rubies, diamonds, and other precious stones. You realize you don't have any possessions with you, like your outfit, bag, or gear, as you tear a torch off the walls.

The creature sounds like a diamond dog… or more like a lot of them.

>>415020
You knock over the remaining reaper and begin to rip into it.

"You are nothing more than beasts, and will die like beasts."

>>415019
The hole is obstructed by several bodies – there is a hole that air was leaking through, but it's not big enough for you to fit through. You push (6) the bodies out of the way. You need to hoist yourself inside now.

>>415016
"I'm afraid I don't. Eh he he he he he he."

Spring Water [Doctor] 415022

>>415021
I bite my lower lip hard enough to draw blood and turn to the ongoing skirmish
"SEEKKILL STOP! LET HIM TALK!"

Chip(DD knight) 415023

>>415021
WIth torch in hand, I follow the sound and go deeper in this cave… mine… or sinkhole and try to see whats out there.
'1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

415024

>>415021
pls
Get to safety!

Roll #1 10 = 10

415025

>>415021
Can I read the labels?

Roll #1 9 = 9

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 415026

>>415022
I look at you and swallow whatever bit of Reaper is in my beak.
"Okay."

>>415021
I stop but stay perched on his chest.
"Talk!"

Felfire [Necromancer] 415027

>>415021
Sigh.
"Oh well.
Lichdom will wait."
Chuckle a bit.
Are we done studying?

Spring Water [Doctor] 415028

>>415026
"What do those buttons do!? Tell us!"

415030

>>415028
Hey, I could totally use AWiYE for this!

Roll #1 3 = 3

Wf+6 416170

>>415023
You come to the end of the tunnel – a ledge overlooking what appears to be a large underground crevice. Torches are not necessary to light this region, as there is a laval flow a couple hundred feet below you. Chains hang from the ceiling – searing white with heat, which cast light across the walls, dancing like repugnant, corpulent worms.

Closer to the laval flows, you see figures. Some of them are in cages, hanging precariously above the flow. As a diamond dog, you know that due to a force called convection – how heat travels through air – you don't want to be anywhere near something as hot as lava, much less below it. The caves have turned cherry red, and mournful howls of agony cry out from their inhabitants.

Curry [Dead Again] 416171

>>416170
And I'm likely back in the dark Moonlit Outer Gardens.
Don't suppose I can see the mushrooms from here, so I can pick up where we were interrupted? '1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

Wf+6 416172

>>416171
Outer Coppice.

It's too dark to make your way about so easily, and you fall flat on your face several times as you hike over to the mushroom hill.

Chip(DD knight) 416173

>>416170
I gulped and lay low on my belly. I then slowly and carefully trudge on the edge and try to see with my own eyes if there is someone/something in the cages(but dont put my face beyond the ledge).
'1d10'

Also careful do I have my things with me or am I just stark naked here? Is there a path or is it a total dead end?

Roll #1 4 = 4

Curry [Dead Again] 416174

>>416172
Well, that's to be expected, I guess. Not like I can fly while dead.
…Can I?
No, no, such curiosities can wait. Mushrooms.
"Hello again! Sorry for blinking out like that. Seems my companions were much faster in bringing me back to life than I expected."

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 416175

>>416170
Since I left the Lieutenant after getting my commission, I'll go pick up a few supplies from the market. Are there any vendors of preserved/canned fruits and jams?? I know the ship will have it's food, but I'd like to make sure I have some prepared and separated.

Wf+6 416176

>>416173
You have nothing at all with you but the torch you pilfered recently.

There appears to be a downward path at roughly a 30 degree angle to your left, which slopes into the deeps. To your right, the path continues up to more tunnels near the top.

At the bottom of the crevasse, the cages contain what appear to be diamond dogs. They continue to cry out in pain. Some are angry, growling and yelping. Others are mournful, howling and whimpering.

>>416174
The Mushroom Hill Colony understands. But circumstances have changed since we previously spoke. We require something of you now.

>>416175
You're certain that Reptil's endless bazaar has preserved foods. You haven't the foggiest what a can is, though. They won't be invented even in their earliest state for another 120 years.

Curry [Dead Again] 416177

>>416176
"Well, that is what I'm technically here for. So, what do you need? Water? Plant food? Conversation?"

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 416178

>>416176
Let's search them out then. As elegant and large as the ships were, they probably still only carry the staple sailor chow. Let's looks for something pickled. Any sales going on or barkers I can follow?

Chip(DD knight) 416179

>>416176
Looks like a jolly place but not my cup of tea, I'll visit this place later if I got the guts. As for now I'll then walk my way up the tunnel where I came from and explore it a little more. Move slowly and try to see and hear anything that moves as I make my way to this mysterious tunnels and cave systems.
'1d10'

Make sure to make my way and not get lost.

Roll #1 8 = 8

Wf+6 416180

>>416177
We have been denied coffee. Coffee is important to us for… reasons. The point is that coffee is required. But acquiring it is not easy. You'll need coffee berries and water. The former is only obtainable deep in the woods – the border between the Outer Coppice and the Great Dark – and the latter is only obtainable from the Inner Terrace. Don't bother sweetening it.

>>416178
'1d10'

>>416179
You wander along the tunnels for a very long time. After a while, the torches end, but the tunnel continues. The gems end after a ways, too, and you end up wandering in a dark, nondescript tunnel that seems endless. It is quite quiet here. Almost peaceful, but it's also a bit eerie, given that you have no idea where you are.

You continue walking without stimulus for some ways until a clawed paw bursts forth from the path ahead of you. You're lucky to make out that much given how dark it is here, though.

Roll #1 3 = 3

Wf+6 416181

>>416180
It would seem not. You'll have to wander shop to shop in search of your food.

Curry [Dead Again] 416182

>>416180
"Be back in two shakes of a lamb's tail, then."
And then I'll start heading towards… coffee berries. Focusing on the destination is how one moves about here, right? Since distance is probably subjective… '1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

Chip(DD knight) 416183

>>416180
Raise my fist and make a defensive posture. Try to look intimidating.
"Introduce yourself or you will get some clobbering landlubber!"
'1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 416184

>>416181
>>416181
"A town with everything, if you can find it." I say to no one in particular.

Let's start near the docks and work our way out. Open air shops in that vicinity probably sell a lot to the coming and going ships.

Wf+6 416185

>>416182
This isn't the world of CoC. The domain was created for mortals used to a plane that had very stringent laws of physics, and it emulates those physics to prevent confusion. You do meander to the woods, though. Tall and stately trees of Diospyros characterize this grove, giving the unnerving feeling of walking underneath a many-legged black beast.

>>416183
It doesn't seem to acknowledge you as, with a shattering of earth, a figure bursts from the soil before you.

>>416184
Unsurprisingly, there are a lot of shops outside the mercantile district in the wharf district. The first shops you come by, however, seem to be involved mostly in whaling and weaponry.

Curry [Dead Again] 416186

>>416185
Well, it was worth a shot. Suppose this means I can't fly, either.
Sighing, I'll idly ask one of the nearby trees.
"I don't suppose you would know where I would find Coffee Berries, would you?" '1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

Chip(DD knight) 416187

>>416185
Whoa back up back up back up. can I identify what it is/who iit is?
Also find a place to just lay low nearby.
'1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 416188

>>416185
The Whaling and Weaponry shop would probably know good people to buy sailing food from, and I just want to see what they have inside. Maybe some new creature from the deep, or some new-fangled weapons from far off lands.

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 416189

>>416188
Let's go to the whaling place first, then weapons.

Wf+6 416190

>>416186
The trees do not reply. They merely loom foreboding. Will you head deeper into the woods is the question that remains.

>>416187
You… think it's a diamond dog. It's hard to be sure in the dark.

You do blend into the dark pretty successfully, though.

>>416188
>>416189
For clarity, they're discrete locations. You head into the whaling shop first because it's closer.

Sauntering inside, you see chunks of whale hanging from meat hooks. There are also jars full of oil, and bones carved with runes. One wall is rigged with harpoons, though. There's a bored but large earth pony behind the counter.

Curry [Dead Again] 416191

>>416190
Well, it was worth a shot.
And the mushrooms said they were near the Great Dark… so I've got a ways to go yet, I suppose. Keep going forward, and looking for them. '1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10

Chip(DD knight) 416192

>>416190
Hmmmm…

Wait for it to pass-by, or go away. Make sure its gone before I slowly crawl and make my way to he hole in the wall that it create. What do I see from the tunnel that he make? Can I follow inside it? If so, do so.

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 416193

>>416190
"Sir." Tip my hat to him. "Um, if you wouldn't mind my asking, could you let direct me one of the preservative vendors nearby?"
Keep looking at the harpoons though. "Those are might big bolts. What type of mechanism do you use to launch such a thing?"

Wf+6 416194

>>416191
You continue trotting deep into the brush, where the trees grow closer together and the canopy blots out the moonlight. Soon, between the shadows and the natural darkness of the woods, you're not sure if you're still in the woods, or if you've wandered accidentally into the Great Dark. Your question is answered, however, when you spot a beam of moonlight shining down on a coffee shrub.

>>416192
You stand to the side, and eventually it shakes itself and crawls off toward the faint sound of howling, ignoring you.

The hole is narrow – it leads back into the earth. You crawl inside and follow it about ten feet before it ends abruptly. No other ground is disturbed. It's as though this is the point of origin.

Curry [Dead Again] 416195

>>416194
Perfect!
"Thanks kindly, Luna. As ever, you seem to light my path."
After gathering a good hoof-full of berries, I'll make my way back in the direction I came from. I'll hit the inner cloister wall eventually.

Chip(DD knight) 416196

>>416194
Bleugh…. I shiver a bit, this place is insane.
I then shake my head, this is a bad idea.

….
Alright alright, crawl slowly and try to track/follow that thing and see where it goes, or what it is up too that is.
>inb4 a >1
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

Wf+6 416197

>>416193
"A few shops down. Look for the Undead Ox if you eat meat. If not, I'd recommend the Apathetic Apiarist."

He gestures at the harpoons. "You're looking at the mechanism." He flexes and indicates his muscles.

>>416195
You do. Eventually you come to the great iron fence that separates the coppice from the terrace.

>>416196
You head back to the 'exit' of the tunnel, but the figure seems to have already moved on. You can't find a trace of it.

Curry [Dead Again] 416198

>>416197
Well, there's bound to be a batguard on duty.
"Good evening! Though I suppose it's always evening here. Say, might I pester you for a cup of water?"

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 416199

>>416197
"I must say I'm impressed. I use a crossbow to fire my measly bolts in comparison. How long does it take to defeat these beasts and how long have you been at it?"

Chip(DD knight) 416200

>>416197
I wouldnt like pouring hours, days or even months into that pack of earth, I dont even know how deep I am.
Well lava,,, perhaps pretty deep,

Lay low and try not to be seen by anything, I then follow the downward path on my left and see whats in there. Also try to see if I can make out what are the looks of those DD's being fried alive.

'1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

Wf+6 416201

>>416198
He gives a curious look.

"Just a cup? Why do you need it?"

>>416199
"Quite some time. You see, most land mammals have valvular blood vessels, and if you slash one open, blood flow will constrict to a stop. Harpoons are effective against whales because they lack these mechanisms. One pierce through the blubber is all that is needed to bleed it dry – and it goes faster if they try to dive, with increased pressure. However, whales have a lot of blood. Tracking the blood is the tricky part… then you simply follow until it dies. As a result, killing a whale can take quite some time."

>>416200
You can't see them clearly from here. The downward path has more branches off, like the one you came from. You can see the path continues all the way to a much lower ledge near the laval level. Dogs seem to be collecting there in a sort of plaza, suspended above the flow at a safe distance.

Curry [Dead Again] 416202

>>416201
"I found some coffee berries, and would like to make them into, well, coffee. Am I not allowed?"

Chip(DD knight) 416203

>>416201
Oh, just slowly approach from a distance and observe them for now, cant be too careful.
What do I see? What are their activities? Is there anything of note that they are doing as of now? Can I approach this bizarre bazaar from my location?
Also is the lava at a stable level?

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 416204

>>416201
"I've seen to many people die like that, so forgive me if my enthusiasm faded. Thank you for your help."
Nod and be on my way to the weapon shop. I should at least see what wares are available.

Wf+6 416205

>>416202
"I cannot leave my post while I am on shift. You may wait until I get off shift in twenty three years, wait for another visitor to the gate, or follow the fence and hope you can find someone inside to help."

>>416203
The lava is not changing level, it is flowing steadily.

It's not so much as a bazaar below as it is a level plane of rock. The dogs below seem to be milling about collectively without purpose for now.

Wf+6 416206

>>416204
The weapon shop has a burly-looking smith behind the counter. He's wearing just a vest, and his chest is covered in hair.

Chip(DD knight) 416207

>>416205
Alright, no sense in hiding much, these are after all my brethren.
Though those hanging from the cages really creeps me out. Poor bastards.
Walk slowly to them and greet them.
"Hey there, do you guys know what this fort is? I am quite lost as you see,"

Curry [Dead Again] 416208

>>416205

"That reminds me. Last time I was dead, I had notified one of the gate guards about the time loop in Reptil that was put in place by Tirekian reapers. Did that message ever get passed along, or did it never go past the gates because the guard couldn't leave his post?"

Knight 416209

>>416206
Acknowledge him with a headnod. "Good day, I was searching around for a new crossbow, or at least some improved materials for the one I have. What do you have available?"

Wf+6 416210

>>416207
A battle-scarred diamond dog shrugs. "We've been collecting here, waiting. No one knows where we are, though some say this is the Gravedeep. Though if that is the case, where is the great dog God of gems and death, Rurivan?"

>>416209
"We make custom pieces here. Let me see what you're working with, then maybe I can tell you if we can do anything for you."

Wf+6 416211

>>416208
"That was me."

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 416212

>>416210
If I have my old one with me, let him see it. "That's actually a good idea. Decide whether or not to start fresh, or work with what I have."

Curry [Dead Again] 416213

>>416211
"My apologies for not recognizing you, then."
I'll raise an eyebrow.
"But the question remains. Did the message ever get passed along? By last count we had already spent several hundred thousand years looping the same day. Who knows how many by now."

Chip(DD knight) 416214

>>416210
"Graveddep? Collecting what?" I inquisitively look at what they are doing.

"And Rurivan? I am not… updated to the Gods since I worship pleasure and a good life itself. Perhaps you could tell me about him or two."

Wf+6 416215

>>416212
"Hm… Too heavy to be hoof-mounted, too small to fire heavy bolts… The draw is modern, but even that's Archie. Are you sure you wouldn't just prefer a hand-cannon?"

>>416213
"That was today, and not yet. There have been no visitors to the gate from the inside."

>>416214
He scoffs. "Do you scorn your own land and traditions? Disregard our great histories and divine pantheon? Perhaps you've defected to the pony faiths? The Gravedeep is the eternal mine of the afterlife watched over by Rurivan, the God of Death and Gemstones. It is said that in the Gravedeep, each dog is separated by quality, like stones, and those that are impure go through purification – cutting like gemstones, and smelting like metals."

Curry [Dead Again] 416216

>>416215
"If it's possible… I could run the message. Or… were there any who could speak with animals in the garden? Or any animals for that matter, like a bird? Much like speaking with plants, I never got the knack of talking with animals down, but… there has to be at least one, right?"

Wf+6 416217

>>416216
"I don't know, but it is possible. What I do know is that you are not permitted inside the Terrace."

Curry [Dead Again] 416218

>>416217
I'll scrunch slightly.
"I see. Well, it was worth a shot, at least. Thanks again for your time."
And then I'll set off in hunt of a Beastmaster. '1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

Chip(DD knight) 416219

>>416215
I gulped… purification…
"I… have been an orphan wen I was young so I have no parents to teach me of the ways of our kind. As for pony faith, I view their Gods as… pansies. Though there are some exception, their kind are only good for entertainment and labor if you ask me."

I then look around and exhale hard.
"I am dead then, so this is our afterlife it seems. Not that dull, considering the noise but I do feel…. at home." I grin.

"Whats your name btw soldier?"

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 416220

>>416215
"I respect their power, but most are pretty loud and are pretty good about giving away your position. I'm used to being, and staying hidden, and bolts can be reused. Plus, I've used it to launch poisons and bombs and whatever else I could get my hoof on."

"I'd like to stay with a crossbow for now, do you have any suggestions for an older horse like me? I'll be joining a ship crew, if that's any consideration."
Still in the flintlock era, right?

Wf+6 416221

>>416220
Yes, more or less. Revolvers are burgeoning.

"I could start from scratch… build it up with a steel base to reinforce it. Strong wood… yew, I think. It would have to be bigger, too. It would be heavy to carry, but you could fire huge bolts from it. Ballistae-style. Alternatively, if you don't think you're strong enough to manage it, maybe the opposite. Downsize the bows, but use an exceptionally springy wood. Cherry would do, I think. It's hard, springy, and light. Could make it hoof-mounted. If you're willing to train with it, you might be able to fire akimbo. Alternatively, we could look into some specialized ammunition."

>>416219
"Count Tolstoy of Tula."

>>416218
You wander off and after a while trip into a dry ravine, face first. You can't get hurt, but it is rather inconvenient.

Chip(DD knight) 416222

>>416221
"Well met Count, my name is Chip." I nod to him.

"Well… anything you can tell me about this place the Gravedeep? Is it dangerous to explore around here btw?"

Curry [Dead Again] 416223

>>416221
Well, fiddlesticks. On the bright side, there isn't any undergrowth in a dry ravine. Down side, can't actually see anyone from down here.
Troubles, troubles. Hmm. Wonder if I can light up my horn to see a bit better? Never did read that book Summer picked up on light spells, but it can't be too hard if a filly of ten can get it to work! '1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 416224

>>416221
"I understand making it heavier or lighter, but what types of special ammunition are you getting at?"

Wf+6 416225

>>416222
"No one seems to know. But we gather here… perhaps we will learn something soon."

>>416223
It would seem it is. You seem to forget that reading is magic, and reading magic is even more magic.

Curry [Dead Again] 416226

>>416225
Well, bother. I'll give it one more shot, and then clamber up out of the ravine. '1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

Chip(DD knight) 416227

>>416225
"Soon…. how soon. How long have you been here?" I frown.

With that I look at what exactly are they doing here? Are they digging? Mining?

Wf+6 416228

>>416227
"Perhaps an hour now, we have been gathering here. We think it is soon because there is a clock."

Most of the other dogs are just milling about and chatting idly as you are.

There is as he says a sort of complex mechanism nearby that seems highly pressurized and is emitting a lot of light through the cracks.

>>416226
No luck, though you do get free without issue.

Chip(DD knight) 416229

>>416228
"Ah, well if thats the case, then perhaps I can wait."
Stand there.
……
"Say, besides being a count, what do you do when you are still alive? Are you fort lord?"

Wf+6 416230

>>416229
"I was an author."

Curry [Dead Again] 416231

>>416228
Bah. No sense in subtlety. Time to yell out to anyone listening.
"COULD ANYONE HERE BE ABLE TO SPEAK WITH ANIMALS WHILE THEY WERE ALIVE?"

Wf+6 417619

>>415030
>>415028
>>415026
The reaper attempts to throw off Seekkill. '1d10'

"You likely won't be able to comprehend, but that doesn't matter now. An answer you want, an answer you'll get.

The red button is an emergency station destruction button. Everyone here will be destroyed, and the time cycle will wink out of existence. That includes you. Not good for anyone. It relies on the fact that we Reapers are immortal and will always regenerate at the Great Castle. It was a failsafe in case the controls were captured. This is bad for you. You do not have the capability to regenerate. You will not come back to life. Most notably, the time cycle will have never happened.

The green button is an emergency harvest switch. It will also end the time cycle, but through a synthesis. The cycle will end and you will find yourself back at the start of the day you entered the city, with memories of every cycle. This is preferable but not ideal.

The blue button will also end the time cycle, but allow you to seize control of the exit point for the cycle. Everything that happened will still have happened, but you will likely not remember any of it, and it won't affect you. You would be able to choose if you exited in your proper time or in the current time.

I offer you a much preferable alternative. Let me download a patch to our vessel's systems. I can change the system to continue the cycle, but allow you to keep any memories from here on out with anchors, like we use. You could take advantage of the cycle to your own benefit. When you are prepared to leave, I would allow you to exit the time cycle whenever you wish. This allows our operations to continue and allows you to profit as you please with no consequences. A generous offer, I think."

Roll #1 5 = 5

Wf+6 417621

>>417619
He isn't able to push Seekkill's mass off of him, but he does get the claws to shift into a more comfortable position.

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 417623

>>417619
I look at the others.
"We believe it?"

Spring Water [Doctor] 417625

>>417619
"How do we know you're speaking the truth?"

>>417623
"I'd never trust a Tirekian…"

Tela [Spellsword] 417627

>>415024
>>417619
D-Did I make it?

Wf+6 417628

>>417625
"These systems are beyond your comprehension. You cannot even begin to conceive how they work. If you believe you have a means of confirming this is true, go ahead, but I calculate the likelihood of this to be less than two percent."

>>417627
Yes, you're inside the part of the vessel with the fireplace.

Summer Seas [Cleric] 417630

>>417628
"Huh? What? What are you even saying?…"
I scratch my head in confusion.

417631

>>417628
Right… make my way back over to the room from earlier… sneakily.

Roll #1 2 = 2

Spring Water [Doctor] 417634

>>417628
"What's stopping us from ending all this and destroying your work for all you've inflicted on us?"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 417635

>>417625
"Tirekian?"

>>417628
I keep holding him down.

Spring Water [Doctor] 417637

>>417635
"Followers of the dark god of destruction, Tirek."

Wf+6 417638

>>417630
"I am saying you can't understand."

>>417634
"As I recall, I have done nothing to you, while you have caused severe hull damage to our vessel in multiple places, killed two of my colleagues, and disrupted our operations for seemingly no reasons. You are an illogical being. If your imperfection drives you to continue to ruin our operations arbitrarily, press the red button. It will permanently destroy you, but perhaps in the last seconds of your existence, you will feel comforted that you have temporarily disabled our systems."

>>417635
Opposed roll. '1d10'

>>417631
You very loudly clunk down the corridors banging into doors and walls. Finally you kick open the door and find the Reaper and company.

Roll #1 2 = 2

Wf+6 417639

>>417638
He stays down.

Spring Water [Doctor] 417640

>>417638
Right, how about those buttons? Are they exposed?

Wf+6 417641

>>417640
Yes, but they're covered in sharp glass.

Tela [Spellsword] 417642

>>417638
Shit. Well at least things are under control.
"I'm back! And yes, I'm okay, thanks for asking!"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 417643

>>417638
>>417640
"Seekkill think we let him do what he want. Live and let live."

Summer Seas [Cleric] 417644

>>417638
I frown.
"Well you're big dumb evil things!"

>>417641
So…
Can I just press them with my magic?

Spring Water [Doctor] 417645

>>417641
But I can just press one with telekinesis, right?

>>417642
"We have a decision to make. To destroy, or not to destroy."

>>417643
"… I don't trust him. He clearly doesn't want us to press the Red button."

Tela [Spellsword] 417646

>>417645
"Destroy what? This place? Hell yeah! Let's blow it up!"

Wf+6 417647

>>417644
>>417645
You can.

>>417646
"Pressing the red button will permanently destroy you and all of your colleagues. You have no means to regenerate. This action is illogical."

Wf+6 417648

>>417647
Oh, right, I lost count. Perception check.

417649

>>417647
"But it will also put us back to our natural state, you said… We've been dying thousands of times because of this thing. I don't want you to seize control of time again and backstab us."

>>417648
?

Roll #1 5 = 5

Tela [Spellsword] 417651

>>417647
"Whoa there sugarcube. That doesn't sound nice at all."

>>417648
[1d10]

Roll #1 10 = 10

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 417652

>>417645
>>417649
"He says Red button kill us forever. Pony have wax in ears?"

>>417648
[1d10]

Roll #1 4 = 4

Wf+6 417653

>>417649
"The other buttons also would restore you to your natural state. But I would suggest the alternative."

>>417649
>>417652
You don't notice anything suspicious.

>>417651
Movement catches the corner of your eye. The large center window, which has a view of a stormy castle, now has the two Reapers you killed before looking through it.

Spring Water [Doctor] 417654

>>417651
"Do you want Emrille and the others back or not?"

>>417652
"And you believe that? Isn't it suspicious how he's doing his very best to make the one option that would destroy their work as unappealing as possible? We can press the button and outrun the explosion."

417656

>>417653
"Fuck!"
Protective Bubble on myself!
"They're watching us!"

Roll #1 7 = 7

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 417658

>>417654
"Seekkill not think it work that way."

>>417656
"They come back to life like it said?"

Tela [Spellsword] 417660

>>417654
"Yeah whatever whatever! Just fucking do it then! Blow this shithole out of the sky so we can get the fuck out! I don't care anymore!"

Wf+6 417661

>>417654
"You are illogical. Explosions travel at eight thousand meters per second. You cannot move at eight thousand meters per second. You will be consumed."

>>417656
You renew your bubble.

The cloaked one touches the glass of the window and it melts away. There's a gust of wind as the vessel equalizes with the castle. The smell and sound of ambient rain now floods the cabin as well.

They do not, however, move to attack just yet, and observe.

Summer Seas [Cleric] 417662

>>417653
>>417661
But the cycle just repeats over and over…
What other buttons are there on the console?
'1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

417663

>>417661
Okay! Time to finish this shit then! Reach out with my telekinesis and press the Red button!

Roll #1 3 = 3

Summer Seas [Cleric] 417664

>>417663
>>417662
Wait scratch that
Can I use my roll to push the button?

Wf+6 417665

>>417662
There are only three buttons behind the damaged glass. They are unlabeled, but their purposes were explained in this post: >>417619

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 417666

>>417663
I try to stop her.
[1d10]

Roll #1 10 = 10

Wf+6 417668

>>417663
Seeing your horn begin to glow, the Reaper leader closes with you and slashes you.

His unpinned ally makes an unopposed attack against you.

Reap: You no longer have access to Telekinesis. (You still don't have access to Heal.)

Spring Water: 0/5, 2/5

>>417666
You assist them in restraining Spring and stand in front of the buttons, cutting off line of sight for telekinesis.

The Reaper leader nods. "Your exceeding logic and intelligence will be rewarded once this is over with. She is no longer a threat. She does not need to be killed."

Summer Seas [Cleric] 417671

>>417668
"Momma!"
I rush over and heal her!
'1d10+2'

Roll #1 7 + 2 = 9

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 417672

>>417668
"You make way for us to keep living, go back to own time, and keep memories right? Live and let live?"

417673

>>417668
I yelp in pain and try to get up
"What are you doing!?"

Roll #1 2 = 2

417674

>>417668
"Oh fuck this shit! You Tirekians are bad for business!"
Rush over and push the red button!

Roll #1 5 = 5

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 417678

>>417674
I try to stop you.
[1d10]

Roll #1 1 = 1

Wf+6 417679

>>417672
The reaper that you had pinned stands up.

"Yes. It is possible. You require an anchor. Which can be easily made. We will provide it for you."

>>417673
>>417671
Spring Water is up.

>>417674
"Your actions are illogical. Do not condemn yourselves to the void."

You take damage from the Reaper Leader and both assistants unopposed. Your protective bubble shatters!

Reap: You no longer have access to Protective Bubble.

Spring Water: 5/5, 3/5
Tela: 4/8, 5/5

>>417678
You stumble, but there's no one opposed to you to take advantage of your opening…

Summer Seas [Cleric] 417680

>>417679
I go for the button now!
I use my magic!
'1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

417681

>>417679
Just press that damn red button and finish this already!

Roll #1 1 = 1

417682

>>417679
"FUCK YOU!"
PRESS
THAT
BUTTON

Roll #1 7 = 7

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 417683

>>417679
I try to stand up.
[1d10]

Roll #1 3 = 3

Wf+6 417713

>>417683
You're not even down. There's no one opposed to you.

>>417680
>>417681
The two of you get slashed to helplessness.

Reap: Summer no longer has access to Telekinesis.

>>417682
"Your actions are illogical. Cease them and you will be spared."

You smash the button and there are a series of terrible explosions. Everything seems to collapse in on itself.

The time cycle has been destroyed, and your death – along with everyone else's, is incredibly painful. But at least it was short.



Emrille, Felfire:

The world begins to rip apart. You are faintly reminded of a vague memory of the world seemingly collapsing other times the time loop occurred, but this is nothing like that. Reality utterly rips and warps, and then ceases to exist.



Chip, Curry

Your afterlife explorations are suddenly cut short as you disappear from the timeline promptly before it gets shredded, too.

[Pause]

Wf+6 418122

>>417713
The fleet closes in on the port from the sea. Smoke is rising from deeper into the city, but the docks are wide open. There are no other ships here.

Reptil, which you had heard to be a busy city, thriving with citizens has empty streets. No figures are moving about as far as you can see.

On the Pillager's Fancy
Abilio is at the helm. He gives the town a hard stare and shakes his head.

"I've seen this before. It's all burnt out. Must've gone through a raid a couple months before we arrived. We're not going to be able to sell anything here. We may as well keep sailing."

On the Darklantern
Itztli raises a brow and looks at the city from his perch on the railing.

"INTERESTING DIVERGENT REALITY."

Felfire [Necromancer] 418123

>>418122
"Strange nopony heard of it, if the town was so busy…
Imagine all the stories those bones have to tell…"

Chip(DD knight) 418124

>>418122
I joined Itztli in staring at the city on the deck.
"What do you see?"

What do I see btw? Anything of note that moves/not moving in the city?

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418125

>>418122
"What a shithole."

Light Heart [Warlord] 418126

>>418122
"How unfortunate."

Tela [Spellsword] 418127

>>418125
"You're telling me."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418128

>>418127
Grin.
"How will we get a whore for you this way, huh?"

Tela [Spellsword] 418129

>>418128
"Maybe we can use one of your colleagues."

Tony [Trickster] 418130

>>418122
I note that.
"What's up Itztli?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418131

>>418129
"You can't fuck yourself, silly."

Tela [Spellsword] 418132

>>418131
"You do it all the time though."

Wf+6 418133

>>418124
>>418130
"DIFFERENT POTENTIALITY FOR CHAOS NEARBY FUTURE THAT DID NOT OCCUR."

The only thing you can see moving in the city from out in the bay is smoke rising from deeper in the city. There is no smoke out on the wharf district: it's obviously burned, but it stopped burning a long time ago.

>>418123
"Word takes time to travel with a city like Reptil. Especially given that legitimate merchants will not make port here. Perhaps two months is an overestimation. There are still fires going on, it seems. Could've been two weeks. We could ask the dead, I suppose."

>>418126
"Yes… especially given that we had intended to expand the fleet here and get some support staff to crew the new additions to the fleet."

Light Heart [Warlord] 418134

>>418133
"I suppose miss Cloudy will have to plot a new course then, no?"

Tony [Trickster] 418135

>>418133
"Nearby future did not occur? I'm afraid I'm not following you, Itztli."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418136

>>418132
Wrap my tail around my flank and pout.
"Fillies are not for sex, miss Tela."
Then laugh.

Sateo [Diamond Dog Monk] 418137

>>418133
I frown at the empty port. "No loot here."

Tela [Spellsword] 418138

>>418136
"And you're still slutting it up at every possible occasion!"

Wf+6 418139

>>418134
"Yes… we'll convene an officer's moot and have a course in an hour, I'd imagine."

Abilio heads belowdecks, then surfaces a few minutes later with a few other officers, including Terrebonne and Al-Jinn.

>>418135
"AN ADJACENT REALITY IS PARTIALLY UNOBSCURED SOMETHING WAS CHANGED HERE TO CAUSE REPTIL TO BECOME AS IT IS THAT CHANGE COULD BE ALTERED IF ENOUGH CHAOTIC POTENTIAL WAS BUILT UP."

Wf+6 418140

>>418137
Cheese climbs up to your shoulder.

No food, either.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418141

>>418138
"Says the mare with the nickname 'I sucked a hundred dicks once.'"

Light Heart [Warlord] 418142

>>418139
I give them a polite nod as they surface.

Chip(DD knight) 418143

>>418133
I lie on the deck staring at the sun.
"Of all places to pillage why Reptil? Where do I get to spend my doubloons now for wine and women?"

>>418137
I look glumly at him.
"Why raid Reptil, its a sin city. or port. The only place we can get some ass."
I just then breath out, a bit frustrated.

Tela [Spellsword] 418144

>>418141
"Takes one to know one."
I smirk

Felfire [Necromancer] 418145

>>418133
"Just what I had in mind."
>>418139
Go to Terrebonne. and wait for them to talk.
"What's decided?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418146

>>418144
Flutter up on her back.
"You must be the expert then."
Look over the town.
"What the fuck can we even do here?
I don't want another building house to fall on me."

Wf+6 418147

>>418142
Abilio and the other officers cross over to the Darklantern and head to the commodore's office.

>>418143
Dolly Doldrums is nearby and remarks, "Well, they had a good market last time I came. Plenty of anti-thieving traps, but that don't help much if you just smash and grab. I bet they wanted the loot."

>>418145
"Nating yet. Abilio jus' ask me ta come ta talk ta Smitts wit him 'n tha udders."

Tony [Trickster] 418148

>>418139
"So there was something else here and now it's gone. And we can change it by using chaotic magic. You mean like those fighting moves you taught me?"

Felfire [Necromancer] 418149

>>418147
"Oh. I will hang back then."

Wf+6 418150

>>418148
"YES ON A LARGER SCALE HOWEVER IT IS WITHIN MY POWER GIVEN THE PROPER CHAOTIC POTENTIAL."

Light Heart [Warlord] 418151

>>418147
I should follow them.
Motion Emrille to come as well.

Sateo [Diamond Dog Monk] 418152

>>418143
"Not many folks around, not like the stories," I try to give a small smile "ye wish to explore it anyway?"
>>418140
I smile at him 'we'll find you something bucko'

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418153

>>418151
Give a little kick to Tela's back.
"Hey, after Light Heart, chop chop."

Tony [Trickster] 418154

>>418150
"Might be interesting. How do we do that?"

Tela [Spellsword] 418155

>>418146
"I dunno, we'll see what the captain says, I guess."

>>418153
Drop her off
"I don't have a fancy enough uniform to follow those bootlickers, unlike you."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418156

>>418155
"Eh, you useless lazy whore."

I follow Light Heart on my own then.

Tela [Spellsword] 418157

>>418156
"I know you love riding others, but that's no reason to get grumpy, princess."

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418158

>>418147
"We stop here and take from dead?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418159

>>418157
"At least I would get some use out of you.
When was the last time you contributed to our relationship, huh? Is a backride so much to ask for?"

Chip(DD knight) 418160

>>418147
"Bah. ingrates the lot of them. No decency on what target to loot and what not too. Looting Reptil? Where will the other pirates looking for a good time go now? Bah…" I just sat at the deck furious.

>>418152
"Explore the city? Well if the commodore wants an exploration party to go there I will but I am no scavenger so I dont want to rummage the burnt area's to look for some scrap metal or anything."I just closed my arms

Wf+6 418161

>>418154
"MIRACLES CAN OFTEN BE TRACED BACK TO MAGNETS HOW DO THEY WORK IT IS A MYSTERY I CAN FEEL A LARGE MAGNETIC LODESTONE IN TOWN FIND IT AND THAT WILL BE SUFFICIENT."

>>418151
>>418156
The officer's moot has filled the commodore's cabin, with Smitts presiding at his desk.

"Most unfortunate that it's burned out… we're heavy right now, too many cities looted without selling… Topaz, how are we on the mint?"

"Well, we've got gold, which means we can make doubloons. On schedule, production-wise. Our other stocks are suffering, though."

Umlock growls something unintelligible and Sunnyskies translates:

"Gold is heavy, booze is not. And we're running low on rum and food."

Smitts considers it. "It's true, we normally just buy food. No point hauling it during a raid. And are there nearby cities within range?"

Al-Jinn speaks: "It would have to be something in the southern seas… Dust or Dixie."

Rusty Wrench shakes his head. "No, no."

Flux adds, "Dixie. There's no food in Dust."

Mellow Marsh responds, "Dust! They'll hang us in Dixie."

A jenny none of you is familiar with sighs, "So we're dead either way."

Smitts puts a hoof against his forehead. "I thought the point of the suggestions was to only list places where they wouldn't be inclined to attack us. Now… there's still the Aquamarine City."

"Do you think they'd let us land?"

"They let everyone land. It'll be LEAVING that's the trouble."

No one seems satisfied.

>>418158
A nearby menial remarks, "They're probably all looted out, but you could look around. We've got an hour"

Tony [Trickster] 418162

>>418161
"Right."
Go over to the commodore's cabin.

Wf+6 418163

>>418162
The posted bruisers won't let you in. You're not an officer.

Felfire [Necromancer] 418164

>>418161
Well, what could I ever do now?
Let's go look for the others.
Face. I bet he's been here before.

Tony [Trickster] 418165

>>418163
"But I'd like to talk to the Commodore, he'd like to hear what I have to say."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418166

>>418161
"So, I'm not an expert on cities, but why would they hang us at this Dixie place?
And Aquamarine City? There's always a solution for shit like this."

Light Heart [Warlord] 418167

>>418161
"Dixie would be quite lovely, I must say."

Sateo [Diamond Dog Monk] 418168

>>418160
"I'll got see if he wants someone to check. I'm a good savagn" I pat you on the back "Don't worry mate, next port will be full of booze and wrenches."

Tela [Spellsword] 418169

>>418160
"Guess they were just desperate for loot. Fuckers."

Wf+6 418170

>>418166
>>418167
"Dixie has a pleasant climate and has more than enough money, but they're very concerned with honor, and they won't like pirates. Well, correction: they won't mind pirates as long as we act polite. It's their way. I don't know if the fleet can handle polite."

Abilio adds, "The Aquamarine City is ruled by Discordians. They tend to be a little… unpredictable."

>>418164
Face is lounging about on the deck.

"What's up, wingpony?"

>>418165
He shrugs. "Lemme see if he wants to hear it. What'd you say yer name was?"

Chip(DD knight) 418171

>>418168
I nod at this and stretch my muscles.
"Truth be told, I would rather spend time doing something than staring at the deck and just letting time pass by. How about I accompany you?"

Felfire [Necromancer] 418172

>>418170
"Hey pal.
You've sailed the world.
Been to reptil before?"

Tony [Trickster] 418173

>>418170
"Tony."

418174

>>418170
I fly out over the city and look for shiny things.

Roll #1 7 = 7

Sateo [Diamond Dog Monk] 418175

>>418170
I go to look for the Commodore.

Light Heart [Warlord] 418176

>>418170
"Discordians? That sounds very unpleasant."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418177

>>418170
"Fuck that, that's easy then. Tell the crew members who would stir shit that they'll get shot up if they cause trouble, so stay on the ships if they can't behave, and send out the more polite and diplomatic ones to trade and shit."
Point a wing at LH.
"Simple, isn't it? If they don't like being stranded here, then bring them rum or someshit so they can entertain themselves on the ships, and still not cause trouble in town while we conduct business."

Wf+6 418178

>>418172
"Yeah, sure. I'm not too worried. They'll bounce back. Not the first time Reptil's been hit. So what? We wait."

>>418173
"Alright. Lemme check it out."

>>418174
Everything in the wharf district is coated in ash. Nothing shiny really stands out – though you do see broken glass catching the sun in a few places. You could try flying past the smoke into the inner city, if you like.

>>418176
>>418173
>>418177
A bruiser-pony opens the door and hollers in, "Smitts, a 'Tony' to see you. Says he's got… something you want to hear or somethin'?"

Smitts just waves him in.

Looks like Tony's clear for entry.

>>418175
Better sneak in with your hard-to-be-noticed skills before they shut that door again!

Sateo [Diamond Dog Monk] 418179

>>418178
'1d10' rolling to go in the door.

Roll #1 7 = 7

Felfire [Necromancer] 418180

>>418178
"I was thinking about snagging a few bones from there.
Somepony that could tell what happened.
Who do you think would know?"

418181

>>418178
I do so and keep looking for anything shiny.

Roll #1 7 = 7

Light Heart [Warlord] 418182

>>418177
I nod
"We are short on choices here, to be quite fair. I've… been to Dixie before myself. It could be a decent enough place to sail to seeing the lack of other options."

Tony [Trickster] 418183

>>418178
Walk in.
"Hello there." I say to the assembled officer corps.
"I just figured all of you would like to know that reality has been torn asunder around here. and that if we still would like to visit Reptil, Itztli could take care of it. Restoring it back to…whatever it was."

Light Heart [Warlord] 418184

>>418183
"I beg your pardon? Who is Itztli, mister Tony?"

Chip(DD knight) 418185

>>418178
Well since Sateo left for the officers meeting, I just doly doldrum around the deck.

Fish out that ore that Curry gave to me and examine it in the sun. Does it have anything that I can manage to figure out of it?
'1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10

Tony [Trickster] 418186

>>418184
"My powerful Discordian bunny, any other questions?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418187

>>418182
"See? If they are honorable or whatnot, I bet we can dock there and get out after trading without problem."

>>418183
"Say what now?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 418188

>>418186
"A Discordian bunny? Surely, you must be joking."

Wf+6 418189

>>418179
Looks like you slip in undetected.

>>418183
Most of the officers look confused.

Smitts clarifies: "His Discordian friend. The rabbit. Restocking here does sound ideal. What's the catch?"

>>418181
As you burst through the smoke cover, you find a part of the city still living. The relatively small government district is intact and heavily barricaded. A few survivors patrol, heavily armed.

>>418180
"A… guard or something? I dunno. Not like you can just look at a corpse and say, 'That right there is a captain' or something, can you? Well, normally you could, but they probably got their armor and stuff torn off by looters…"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418190

>>418189
I return to the ship I live on and look for the captain.

Wf+6 418191

>>418185
It's a strange metal… the light hits it in odd ways. It feels pliable underneath, but unyielding where the sun is hitting it. Interesting properties…

You feel like you could make a very unique weapon out of this.

Chip(DD knight) 418192

Tony [Trickster] 418193

>>418187
"Reality is kaput. Broken. We might salvage it, well that is if we want to."

>>418189
"We have to find a magnetic lodestone in the city. With it Itztli could restore it, otherwise we're left with this smoking pile of ruins."

>>418188
"For once I'm not." I chuckle.

Wf+6 418194

>>418190
The captain isn't present on the Seaworthy… nor are any of the other officers.

Wf+6 418195

>>418193
"It doesn't seem much trouble to send out a recovery team to find it."

Felfire [Necromancer] 418196

>>418189
"That's why you look where they are supposed to be.
Just point me to the guard posts.
No governor or anything?
Maybe he pissed off someone powerful and brought the attack upon them."

Tony [Trickster] 418197

>>418195
"I'll go with them. I want to see it for myself."

Chip(DD knight) 418198

>>418191
>>418192
Toy with it for a mean time before putting it back in my bag and head down in the smithing area.
Have you finalized the smiths 3 point skill? Links?

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418199

>>418193
"How the fuck can you even break reality?"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418200

>>418194
I ask around to find out where they have gone.

Tony [Trickster] 418201

>>418199
"Reality is a pretty frail thing. Completely breaks down with even the smallest thick."

Light Heart [Warlord] 418202

>>418189
>>418193
"This is all very… odd. How could this possibly have happened?"

>>418195
"I volunteer to come along."

Tony [Trickster] 418203

>>418202
"Who knows? Maybe some fuckhuge eldritch horror decided to yawn."

Wf+6 418204

>>418196
"As I recall, Reptil has a council that governs it. Try the administrative district, in the heart of town. Big city hall. Pillars and stuff.

Guard posts… I'm not sure there were formal ones. It was kind of one of those 'everybody here can take care of themselves' kind of places… patrolling guards sometimes, but… oh right! The lighthouse! There would have been guards there. Up on the hill overlooking the town."

>>418198
Both final and official. See https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LnZ7DC4Y0Z5CkqaJN7bYi2PzIIs86YPgkSHFbu5eQko/edit#heading=h.om5533nscejv

>>418200
They have gone to an officer's meeting on the Darklantern in the commodore's cabin.

>>418202
"Well, let's not waste time if this is a bust. Try to get it back within the hour so we don't waste any time if he can't come through on this. Discordians aren't traditionally reliable. You're dismissed, Miss Heart. Take whoever you see fit."

Tony [Trickster] 418205

>>418204
And I'm off with LH.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418206

>>418204
>>418202
Nod at them.
"I'll go too."

Light Heart [Warlord] 418207

>>418204
I nod
"Of course."
Let's go gather the Autumnsreach team again.

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418208

>>418204
I go over there and wait outside the door.

Felfire [Necromancer] 418209

>>418204
Nod slowly.
"Thank'ya kindly pal.
Owe you one.
Want anything from town?"

Tony [Trickster] 418210

>>418207
I'll go to Itztli for a second.
Ask him if he'd like to come with us.

Wf+6 418211

>>418209
He shrugs. "No mares out there. Maybe you can pay me back some other time. And DON'T bring back a corpse and offer to animate it, wingpony."

>>418208
A steady flow of officers are leaving. Sunnyskies stops when he sees you at the door. "You need something, private?"

>>418210
He shrugs. "IT'S ALL THE SAME TO ME I WILL COME IF YOU WISH."

Sateo [Diamond Dog Monk] 418212

>>418204
I follow Light heart. "Ye think this going to work?"

Felfire [Necromancer] 418213

>>418211
Snicker.
"I know pal, I know. Maybe I'll find you a dress."

Back to the others. Where's everypony?

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418214

>>418211
"Seekkill found survivors hiding in smoke."

Light Heart [Warlord] 418215

>>418211
I'll need to round up the same team from Autumnsreach. And pull Emrille aside from a moment.

>>418212
I look him over, unsure where he came from.
"… I do hope so."

Chip(DD knight) 418216

>>418211
I look at the leaving officers.
"What happen? Any decision?"

Tony [Trickster] 418217

>>418211
"Right, that might make it easier."
He can hop on my shoulder if he wants, or just run along.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418218

>>418215
I glance up as she does.
"Huh?"

Wf+6 418219

>>418213
Looks like Light Heart is putting together some kind of team on the Darklantern.

>>418214
He nods. "Maybe we oughtta tell Smitts."

He takes you back inside the cabin, "Commodore, one of our advance scouts spotted survivors deep inside the city. Could be trouble."

Smitts sighs. "We'll loot them if this rabbit thing doesn't pan out."

>>418216
"Light Heart probably wants to see you."

>>418217
He does, with a single gargantuan leap, land on your shoulder.

Light Heart [Warlord] 418220

>>418218
"Keep a watchful eye open for mister Tony and that… Bunny. I am not certain we can trust Discordians."

>>418216
"We are heading into Reptil."

Tony [Trickster] 418221

>>418219
Nice, I feel like a pirate now, with a rabbit instead of a parrot.

Get over to LH again.

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418222

>>418219
"Rabbit thing?"

Felfire [Necromancer] 418223

>>418220
>>418219
Well approach her.
"Great, because I have a bone to pick in town."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418224

>>418220
Nod and grin.
"Gotcha'. No funny business from them."

Sateo [Diamond Dog Monk] 418225

>>418216
"Aye, we be off to search for a magnet to restore the city with."

Light Heart [Warlord] 418226

>>418221
I look at Itztli
"So it is true then. Mister Itztli, I presume?"

Chip(DD knight) 418227

>>418219
>>418220
I give her an uncertain look.
"Seriously. Dont tell me we are going there to scavenge stuff that is just… low. No I am not going there to carry scrap metal."

Wf+6 418228

>>418222
"Discordians. We'll see how it works out. In fact… you know more about the town than anyone here. Why don't you go help Miss Heart? You might even find something worth eating in there, Seekkill."

Wf+6 418229

>>418226
"HELLO YES THIS IS ITZTLI."

Felfire [Necromancer] 418230

>>418226
>>418229
Raise a brow.
"What the fuck. Who are you?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 418231

>>418227
"We are not. As mister Sateo said, we may have a way to restore the town… somehow."

>>418229
I take a step back
"… Greetings. I am Light Heart. Can you lead us to this… magnet?"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418232

>>418219
"Yes."
I track down Light Heart.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418233

>>418229
"Whoa.
That's… something."

>>418231
Nod.
"Let's head out, yeah."
Make sure to tell Tela to come too.

Tony [Trickster] 418234

>>418230
"Itztli."

Felfire [Necromancer] 418235

>>418234
"That's a name, not an explanation."

Wf+6 418236

>>418231
"BASED ON DISTANCE IT IS LOCATED IN THE WHARF DISTRICT I SUGGEST SEARCHING ARTISANAL SHOPS AND RESEARCH FACILITIES."

>>418235
"I AM AN AWAKENED SERVANT OF THE CHANGER OF WAYS."

Tony [Trickster] 418237

>>418235
"You asked who, not what."

Sateo [Diamond Dog Monk] 418238

>>418229
I pet the rabbit "ye be a smart one Itztli."

Felfire [Necromancer] 418239

>>418237
"Got me there."
>>418236
"Discordian? Right. Looks like he would."
Smirk.

Chip(DD knight) 418240

>>418231
"Restore…… "
I snicker trying not to laugh.
"Okay as you guys say so, I mean how will you….."

>>418236
……

"Is that rabbit talking?!"

Light Heart [Warlord] 418241

>>418236
I nod
"Very well then, thank you."
I turn to the group

>>418237
>>418238
>>418239
>>418240
"Mister Smitts adviced haste. Do not squander away time, understood? We must find this magnet as quickly as possible and return it to mister Itztli."

Tony [Trickster] 418242

>>418241
"Indeed, let's get walking."
Start walking and find this warf district.

Sateo [Diamond Dog Monk] 418243

>>418241
>>418242
"Aye aye." I look for the remains of anything like a shop.

Light Heart [Warlord] 418244

>>418242
>>418243
I follow them along into town.

Felfire [Necromancer] 418245

>>418241
"How does it look?"
Let's follow the group.

Chip(DD knight) 418246

>>418241
"Magnet?! What Magnet?" I scratch my head.

I watch them all leave.
"Care for someone to explain it to me?" I wave back.

Wf+6 418247

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418248

Light Heart [Warlord] 418249

>>418246
>>418248
"Mister Itztli is the expert here, I'm afraid. You will need to ask him."

Tony [Trickster] 418250

>>418246
"Long story short: this isn't the "real" Reptil. Something went horribly wrong with reality somewhere. And we're going to see if we might fix it."

Felfire [Necromancer] 418251

>>418249
Roll my eyes.
"Hey Tony, does that rabbit know what the magnet looks like?"

Tony [Trickster] 418252

>>418251
"Looks like a big stone probably?" Look at Itztli.

Wf+6 418253

>>418247
A cursory examination of the wharf district gives fifteen different shops, but you eliminate the herb and food shops right away, leaving seven relevant to smithing.

>>418249
"A MAGNET IS A KIND OF ROCK LOOK FOR A BIG CHUNK OF ROCK THAT IS SHINY IF YOU HAVE A WEAPON IT MAY GET STUCK TO IT."

Light Heart [Warlord] 418254

>>418251
"It probably looks like a stone, miss Felfire. You only need to check whether it is magnetic or not."

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418255

>>418254
"Where we find it? What is mag-nit?"

Chip(DD knight) 418256

>>418250
>>418249
Run after them and follow. I then look at Tony.
"What are we looking for exactly? A literal magnet or something metaphorical?" I scrathc my head.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418257

>>418253
"There can be a lot of chunks of rock in a city like this."

Tony [Trickster] 418258

>>418253
Go into the nearest shop. '1d10'

>>418256
"literal."

Roll #1 4 = 4

Sateo [Diamond Dog Monk] 418259

>>418253
seven shops? check one of them for any rocks '1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

Tony [Trickster] 418260

>>418257
"Not all of them will get your weapon stuck on it."

Light Heart [Warlord] 418261

>>418255
"Somewhere in the many ruined shops, most likely."

>>418257
"Which is why we must exercise haste and not get distracted."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418262

>>418260
"So tap every rock with my gun, or what?"

>>418261
Right.

Flutter up and look?
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

Chip(DD knight) 418263

>>418258
Ah… I see I will look around."
Go and find this magnet thing. Use some kind of metal to detect its presence or something.

'1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418264

>>418261
"What it look like?"

418265

>>418264
"Like a rock, I believe. Metals tend to get stuck to magnetic surfaces."
Start looking around the many stores here

Roll #1 9 = 9

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418266

>>418253
I start looking for the magnet in one of the shops.
[1d10]

Roll #1 8 = 8

Felfire [Necromancer] 418267

>>418254
"Might have been runed or of a distinctive shape if it has magical properties.
Easier than throwing pins at every rock we see."
Sigh and keep looking around.

Light Heart [Warlord] 418268

>>418267
"We shall see, I suppose."

Wf+6 418269

>>418258
This shop is totally collapsed. You spend some time clearing out rubble and can't find anything magnetic.

>>418259
This one is full of rocks! But it's all cheap metal like highly impure tin.

>>418262
You stick your head in a shop and find it's full of skeletons. You pick through them a bit and find nothing.

>>418266
No luck in this shop, though there is a relatively fresh corpse. Might be good for eating.

>>418265
>>418263
You both head into a shop. This one is full of mostly-wrecked gadgets. Heading into the back room, you find a ram skeleton slumped over a big hunk of rock.

Immediately your weapons are jerked from their sheathes and attach themselves to the rock.

Chip(DD knight) 418270

>>418269
>>418268
I look at Light Heart.
"Hey! That looks like one." I grin.

Light Heart [Warlord] 418271

>>418269
I smile and look at Chip
"Well now, look at this."
Go outside and inform our strange bunny companion.

Tony [Trickster] 418272

>>418271
I come with LH.
"That the one Itztli?"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418273

>>418269
I leave it and go back out of the shop.. Eating dead things that are lying around is an easy way to get sick.
"Find it?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418274

>>418269
Head to the others.
"Anypony find anything yet?"

Chip(DD knight) 418275

>>418271
I nod at this as I go to the magnet and pull our weapons and stuffs out of its reach.

Felfire [Necromancer] 418276

>>418274
"Yeah, over here."

Join LH.

Sateo [Diamond Dog Monk] 418277

>>418269
pick up enough of those metal rocks to pass out to everyone, so we'll be able to test for stickiness. '1d10' keep looking

Roll #1 10 = 10

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418278

>>418276
Join too.
"I only saw some skeletons. That's your fancy, not mine."

Light Heart [Warlord] 418279

>>418278
I chuckle at this

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418280

>>418276
I follow her.

Felfire [Necromancer] 418281

>>418278
"I bet he popped a bone as soon as he saw you."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418282

>>418281
"I don't think I was his type, he just lay there."

Wf+6 418283

>>418272
>>418271
"THERE IS A STRONG MAGNETIC PRESENCE IN THIS LODESTONE IT IS LIKELY COMPOSED OF RELATIVELY PURE MAGNETITE ORE THIS WILL BE SUFFICIENT A WORD OF WARNING THIS PROCESS IS IRREVERSIBLE ARE YOU PREPARED?"

>>418277
You find the rest of the group!

You also remember that tin is not attracted to magnets.

Chip(DD knight) 418284

>>418277
I look at the tin that the he handed.
"This is Tin. Hey we have found the magnet thing. Follow me."

Tony [Trickster] 418285

>>418281
>>418282
"Looks like we won't even need to change it back, if you both like it so much."
I chuckle.

>>418283
Nod.

Light Heart [Warlord] 418286

>>418283
I rub my head as he yells loudly once again
"Quite."

Chip(DD knight) 418287

>>418283
I scratch my head.
"Uhhmm… maybe?"

Tela [Spellsword] 418288

>>418283
"This best not fuck us over…"

Felfire [Necromancer] 418289

>>418282
"Not everyone has what's needed to make'm move."
Smirk at her.
>>418283
>>418285
"I'd like to take a peak at why this happened before we restore it.
Maybe check the bodies of the council."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418290

>>418283
"Random irreversible shit happening? Why not!"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418291

>>418283
"Yes?"

Tony [Trickster] 418292

>>418288
"Oh please, Tela. Where do you get such ideas." I say with a smirk.

Light Heart [Warlord] 418293

>>418289
"I suppose you could, if you wish to waste the additional time."

>>418290
I chuckle
"Be brave, miss Emrille. Fortune favors the bold."

Sateo [Diamond Dog Monk] 418294

>>418283
I'm just a dumb pirate dog, I don't know about magnets, that's practically magic bro.
"Go for it bunny." I hold on to cheese just to be sure the little guy isn't lost in transition

Tony [Trickster] 418295

>>418289
"We don't have time for that!"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418296

>>418293
"Better make us a fortune too then."

Felfire [Necromancer] 418297

>>418295
"So we jump blind into this one?"

Raise a shadow.
Have it fly for the council and grab a skull.

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418298

>>418295
"How we not have time?"

418299

>>418297
Also, luck roll for the skull.

Roll #1 1 = 1

Tela [Spellsword] 418300

>>418292
"I'm sorry for being a little suspicious about trusting a bunch of pranksters."

Tony [Trickster] 418301

>>418297
"It's the only sensible way to live."

>>418298
"Because Smitts is leaving in an hour wether or not we have something."

Wf+6 418302

>>418291
>>418290
>>418286
>>418285
>>418294
"VERY WELL THOSE WITH FURTHER OBJECTIONS SHOULD EVACUATE THIS PLANE OF REALITY."

Everything… sort of falls apart… [See next post]

>>418297
>>418299
As it approaches the Administrative District it is shot out of the sky by the heavily-armed survivors under the command of the Lord-Protector.

Chip(DD knight) 418303

>>418295
I raise my paw.
"Wait wait wait wait! Wait a minute. What if our future is bad compared to this that we have now? Do we have assurance that what will happen next is good?"

Chip(DD knight) 418304

>>418302
>>418303
"I mean really it must be whoa you rabbi…

Wf+6 418305

>>418302
When your vision stops slurring, you're in an intact smithing shop.

A very black puff-ball gives you a frustrated, "How did you get into my shop? I put a bell on ze door for just zis reason!"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418306

>>418305
"Surprise!
Happy birthday, gramps!"
Look around…
What the fuck?

Light Heart [Warlord] 418307

>>418305
I look around in amazement.
"Wondrous… It seems like it worked."

Tony [Trickster] 418308

>>418305
"Fear not. We're just visitors. How is Reptil doing?"

Chip(DD knight) 418309

>>418305
Just stand there still confused and amazed at what happened.

Tela [Spellsword] 418310

>>418305
"Whoa! What the shit!?"

Tony [Trickster] 418311

>>418307
"What did you expect? Reality to collapse, what an idea!" I chuckle.

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418312

>>418305
"Magnets."

Wf+6 418313

>>418306
>>418307
>>418308
"You seem to be touched in ze head. Reptil is ze same city it vas yestertag. Rowdy and full of ponies zat sneak into shops!"

Sateo [Diamond Dog Monk] 418314

>>418305
I shrug "Maybe ye bell is busted? "

Light Heart [Warlord] 418315

>>418311
"I'm not quite so certain what I expected. Nothing at all, perhaps?"

>>418313
I bow my head slightly
"My sincerest apologies, mister…?"

Tony [Trickster] 418316

>>418315
"Well I hope you'll remember this then."

>>418312
"Fucking magic. Time to leave."

I go outside.
"Thanks Itztli. This will be a lot more fun then walking through burning ruins."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418317

>>418313
"Don't worry, just takin' a look."
Anything interesting for me?
'1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

418318

>>418317
I look around as well.
Swords and shit?

Roll #1 10 = 10

Felfire [Necromancer] 418319

>>418305
"Oh great."
Groan and leave the shop.
What's changed?
Is the fleet still here?

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418320

>>418313
I might as well look at the stuff in here too.
[1d10]

Roll #1 7 = 7

Chip(DD knight) 418321

>>418316
Follow him.
"Is this… all your doing? How?!"

Wf+6 418322

>>418315
"Stein."

Rosemary and Skylight look just as confused as you are. Wark isn't as concerned with reality and just goes about looking at the gear.

"Nonna this stuff is blades. You make weapons?"

"Mostly trinkets and repairs."

>>418317
>>418318
There aren't any weapons at all except one strapped to the ceiling. It's an incredibly beautiful sword.

>>418319
The port is now busier. Not completely full, but certainly active and alive.

>>418320
Mostly odd trinkets and gadgets.

Tony [Trickster] 418323

>>418321
"It's Itztli's doing. I'm just the messenger."

Tony [Trickster] 418324

Tela [Spellsword] 418325

>>418322
"Whoa! Look at that blade, Emmy!"
Turn to the smith
"Hey, pal, how much for that?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418326

>>418322
No scopes or any shooting enchancing stuff?

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418327

>>418325
Smirk.
"Can it shoot fiery bullets?"

Felfire [Necromancer] 418328

>>418322
What about the shops? Also, raise Fervored into a shadow.
And Magenta.
Discordian time magic. How does it work?

Chip(DD knight) 418329

>>418323
I just scratched my head, this is all new to me.
magic users.
"So… what now? I assume that the ship can trade their stuffs here and can get provisions right?" I tilt my head.

Light Heart [Warlord] 418330

>>418322
"That is a nice sword up there, mister… Stein."

Sateo [Diamond Dog Monk] 418331

>>418322
Well, let's leave here and look around reptil. maybe I can spot an easy target to steal from '1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

Tela [Spellsword] 418332

>>418327
"Who gives a shit!?"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418333

"Should we go back to boat?"

Wf+6 418334

>>418316
He nods, but doesn't say anything.

>>418325
>>418330
"Not for sale, I'm afraid, mein fräulein. I'm using it for research. Have you been keeping up on ze literature? Very interesting research on magnetism…"

>>418326
Most of these gadgets look like they're used for stuff like that, but you can't figure out what does what.

>>418328
I believe he said it used magnets.

>>418331
You see a beggar on the streets who seems to have gathered a reasonable amount of bits.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418335

>>418332
"I do."

>>418334
"Any shooty shooty stuff you have? For this, maybe?"
Pat my gun.

Tony [Trickster] 418336

>>418329
"I suppose, but they can do that without us. I'm going out."

>>418334
I guess I'll go back to the boat first to drop him off.

Felfire [Necromancer] 418337

>>418334
And look at this, a whole town is born anew. From nothing.
I should talk with Grogar, this is gonna make him angry.

Light Heart [Warlord] 418338

>>418334
I chuckle heartily
"Magnetism… Yes, we have come into contact with such things lately. That is an odd accent you have there, Germane?"

Sateo [Diamond Dog Monk] 418339

>>418334
take 3/4 of the bits from the beggar. '1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

418340

>>418334
"Ah shit… Nevermind then…"
Leave the shop and look around outside
Is everything really back to normal condition?

Roll #1 6 = 6

Light Heart [Warlord] 418341

>>418333
"Soon, yes."

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418342

>>418334
I go outside and fly upwards to get a look at the city.

Chip(DD knight) 418343

>>418336
I nod at this as I watch him leave going to the boats.
"Good job btw. That is something!"

>>418334
Hmmm…… what to do what to do….
Ah yes! Look and explore the restored Reptil, perhaps time for some fun!

I look at the others who still remains in the shop.
"Hey! Who wants to go and have some fun?"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418344

>>418343
I call down to him.
"What do for fun?"

Wf+6 418345

>>418335
"I could make someting."

>>418336
You do so.

"I WILL REPORT SUCCESS TO THE COMMODORE."

>>418338
"Yes, but I haff been from home a lonk time, mein fräulein."

>>418339
You trip and fall face-first into his lap.

"Ah… thank you for your generosity, but please, I can't eat with 'that' kind of donation."

>>418340
Sort of. As you exit the shop, you notice a nicely-dressed pegasus wheeling some sort of extremely foreign two-wheeled machine up to the door of the shop.

>>418342
It's bustling with life.

Light Heart [Warlord] 418346

>>418343
"Yes… I think we could."

Felfire [Necromancer] 418347

>>418345
>>418337
Oh well.
Back to the ship I guess.

Wf+6 418348

>>418347
Why do you think it would bother Grogar?

Light Heart [Warlord] 418349

>>418345
"Interesting. You are a fellow traveler then? How long have you been here in Reptil?"

Chip(DD knight) 418350

>>418344
>>418346
"Drink, food, gamble, hell this is Reptil. This is the place. Lets go!"

Find a good place to do just that.
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

Tony [Trickster] 418351

>>418345
"Thanks. I'll be back later."

Now time to check out the whores!

Tela [Spellsword] 418352

>>418345
Whaaaaat?
"Hey Emmy! Come look at this!"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418353

>>418345
"Make something like? And how much would it cost?"

Felfire [Necromancer] 418354

>>418348
Thousand of souls making it away from his realm in the blink of an eye? That's gonna make him wonder what has happened, at least.

Sateo [Diamond Dog Monk] 418355

>>418345
Well, that's embarrassing. "Sorry mate." get up and leave and take some of those bits. '1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418356

>>418352
Poke my head out.
"What? You saw a dick even you would choke on?"

Tela [Spellsword] 418357

>>418356
I point at the weird machine
"No you fucking whore! Look at this!"

Wf+6 418358

>>418349
"Not long. My research requires me to find new leylines – I vill be packing up shortly and moving from here soon, too."

>>418351
You head into the red light district. It is large and varied. Where to first?

>>418354
Perhaps. We will see what he has to say.

>>418353
"A scope, you vant? Or sometink else? Maybe a stabilizer…"

>>418355
You take a few bits. You have eight now.

Wf+6 418359

>>418350
There's a nearby bar – The Wretched Hive. Well, it's more of a cantina.

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418360

>>418350
I follow you from the air.

Felfire [Necromancer] 418361

>>418358
Nod and go to the Pillanger's Fancy, enter doc Peg's cabin.
Wait, knock first.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418362

>>418357
Whistle.
"Not bad, but what the hell is it?"

>>418358
Turn back to the shop.
"A scope would be great.
And what sort of stabilizer? I had a saddle for my rifle but… eh, long story."

Light Heart [Warlord] 418363

>>418358
"Oh?"
I tap a hoof against my chin with a smile
"As it so happens… I am part of a traveling fleet."

Tony [Trickster] 418364

>>418358
Rub my paws.
Lemme see now.
Looking for mares, preferably cute ones.

Tela [Spellsword] 418365

>>418362
>>418358
"Yeah, what the hell is this thing? Some kind of weapon?"
Look at the pegasus

Chip(DD knight) 418366

>>418359
"Hmmmm… " Go inside and check it out.

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418367

>>418358
I follow chip inside.

Chip(DD knight) 418368

>>418367
Put an arm around his neck.
"Let see if there are some good booze here eh?"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418369

>>418368
I take your arm off y neck.
"Yes."

Wf+6 418370

>>418363
"Oh? Are you soliciting me, mein fräulein?"

>>418361
He opens the door and welcomes you in without a word.

>>418367
>>418366
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWO5Ai_a80M
This place is packed. There's musical entertainment, and a big, circular bar at the center. Ponies are dancing, but most are sitting at tables, carrying on conversations. It looks like it's full of mercenaries and smugglers.

>>418365
The pegasus gives you a distant look.

"It's for travel. To get around quickly."

>>418362
"I can make zem cheap, but I am a little busy at ze moment."

>>418364
There are high class joints that don't have windows, and low class locations that have mares rubbing their bits against the window. The further you get down 7th Avenue – the main street of the red light district – the more arcane the shops get. Far in the back, there are odd fetishistic whorehouses and mindreading establishments. More than a few that are strip joints that profit primarily off sales of soporific alcohol and mind-numbing drugs.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418371

>>418370
Look between him and LH.
"So, when will you be free?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 418372

>>418370
"Would you be interested if I told you that I was, mister Stein?"

Felfire [Necromancer] 418373

>>418370
Close the door behind me.
"A whole city rose from ashes before I could even realize it.
All those souls came back without a word spared for Grogar.
Has he said anything?"

Wf+6 418374

>>418371
"Now ZAT is a question I cannot answer!"

He gives a little bit of a mad laugh.

Tela [Spellsword] 418375

>>418370
"So… it's like a mini carriage or some shit?"

Chip(DD knight) 418376

>>418369
"My kind of place."
Go to the bar and get some drinks for me and Seek. Smooth and heavy if they have it then hand one to Seek.
'1d10'

"Try it. Its good."

Roll #1 5 = 5

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418377

>>418374
"Okay, but will you travel with us. Follow Light Heart, I mean."
Smirk.
"She is very generous and kind, y'know."

Wf+6 418378

>>418372
>>418377
He chuckles, "Perhaps. I am getting a little bit old, it vouldn't hurt to have zomeone to stay vith."

>>418373
You blink, and you're staring at yourself.

Felfire remarks, "I actually was just speaking with Him. Very interesting. But it makes sense based on what I've always studied. You do know about the delicate balance of life and death – how it's important order of entropy be maintained and how you can't just go resurrecting everyone?"

>>418375
A very passive nod, and a slight smile. "Something like that."

>>418376
Catalan Winebeer. Goes down smooth and rough at the same time.

418379

>>418378
"That's really neat…"
Look at it, how does it work?
"So… why aren't you using it?"

Roll #1 10 = 10

Felfire [Necromancer] 418380

>>418378
Nod.
"Of course.
Something is wrong here."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418381

>>418378
Grin.
"Cool. You won't regret it, I promise."
Flutter to Light Heart.
"And maybe you could give some discounts for friends while we're at it once you can craft stuff for my gun."

Light Heart [Warlord] 418382

>>418378
I chuckle as well
"Excellent. We stay on the Pillager's Fancy. I am certain you will have some packing to do first, but keep in mind that I believe we will leave sometime tomorrow. We could use the extra hooves."

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418383

>>418378
I order the same stuff he did and drink it.
[1d10]

Roll #1 2 = 2

Tony [Trickster] 418384

>>418370
Mmmmh. Flip a coin.
1. High class.
2. Don't give a shit. Lower class
'1d2'

Roll #1 2 = 2

Chip(DD knight) 418385

>>418378
>>418383
Haha Cheers. Let good vibes flow. Drink
'1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

Wf+6 418386

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>>418379
You can't even begin to fathom how it works. It is so abruptly alien – so utterly foreign and unlike anything you've ever seen – that you have no idea where to begin. It has a bunch of pipes and some sort of big block… the most you can figure out are the wheels, handles, and seat. And a sort of… lantern on front?

"Something is wrong with the engine."

What the fuck is an engine? You've never even heard that word.

>>418380
"Quite the opposite. It would seem that there was a balance. Grogar's design is truly magnificent, isn't it? Like a perfect tapestry that can never be despoiled. He gave me a vision of it once… but it was too much. Perhaps one day."

>>418381
>>418382
"Alright, then."

He starts packing.

>>418384
Lower class it is! You kick in the first door you see and demand some hot action.

The madam just shrugs. Guess she's seen this before. "Got any preferences, honey?"

She lines up a few mares. All the colors of the rainbow!

>>418385
>>418383
These vibes are a little TOO good. You're getting wasted fast.

Fucking Catalans.

Tela [Spellsword] 418387

>>418386
"Oh, right. The engine. That explains it!"
I stay quiet for a moment, then speak up again
"What the hell is an engine?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418388

>>418386
Smirk.
"Fucking A."

Flutter on the back of Tela and slap her ass with my tail.
"Gonna' do some stuff on my own now, where will you be once you stopped sucking dick?"

Tony [Trickster] 418389

>>418386
Any purple ones?

Felfire [Necromancer] 418390

>>418386
Stare blankly at him and blink for a few seconds.
"Okay, that's another worry for nothing."
Sigh.
"Do you think Abilio will be busy right now?"

Chip(DD knight) 418391

>>418386
I look at Seekkill.
"Hey! Lets not get wasted on the first bar that we visit! How about we…. oooohh.."

Check out the dancing females. Are they hot?
'1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

Light Heart [Warlord] 418392

>>418386
I smile and nod my head in appreciation
"Excellent. I look forward to our cooperation, mister Stein."

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418393

>>418391
"Wasted? What looking at?"

Wf+6 418394

>>418387
"The part that makes it go."

>>418389
Purple is a color of the rainbow, yes.

She has a red mane and blue eyes. Her cutie mark is something related to flowers.

>>418390
"Probably. I think he was working on the cargo manifest. Maybe he could use a hand? Or did you have something else in mind?"

>>418391
Pretty hot. Almost suspiciously hot. Wait, no, you're drunk. Hot mares in a bar makes sense.

>>418392
"Yes, yes."

He waves at you distantly as he lugs out a bug trunk.

…You think you may have acquired soot during that conversation without even touching him.

Felfire [Necromancer] 418395

>>418394
"I just needed a portal. Guess bothering him is not the right choice."

Tela [Spellsword] 418396

>>418388
"Sure, uh… I dunno. Just look around or some shit."

>>418394
"… Oh."
This guy is not making any sense

Tony [Trickster] 418397

>>418394
Go over to her and touch her chin with a finger.
"You look like you want to have some fun."

Light Heart [Warlord] 418398

>>418394
Let's exit this place then.

>>418388
>>418396
"Any plans, you two?"

Chip(DD knight) 418399

>>418394
Of course go to them and check them out, dragging Seekkill.
"Do you mares have time! You can spend those times with us!" I called out amidst the crowd.

>>418393
"Checking out hot females what else?!"

…..
"And wasted means drunk my friend." I pat his back.

Wf+6 418400

>>418395
"If it's important, I'm sure he'll listen. The Fullmaster is a good stallion."

>>418397
"Yeah… so how do you like it, big guy?"

>>418398
Outside, there's a nicely-dressed pegasus in a button up shirt and jacket, wearing a hat and goggles. The pegasus speaking with Tela and propping up a monstrous mechanical device.

Wf+6 418401

>>418399
One of them calls back, "Maybe you should try the back door, honey!"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418402

>>418396
Roll my eyes.
"I mean how to find you once I'm… eh, I'll manage.
Toodles."

Head out from the shop, then find a potion-y place.
Apothecary!

Tela [Spellsword] 418403

>>418398
"Not really, but look at this thing!"
Wave a hoof at the… engine thingy

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418404

>>418399
"Wasted drunk."
I try to get your arm off me.
"Seekkill not want check out ponies."

Felfire [Necromancer] 418405

>>418400
"I bet. Thanks for the chat."
Leave and go look for Abilio.
"You busy? I need a ride."

Light Heart [Warlord] 418406

>>418400
>>418403
"That is quite the… thing."
… What is it again?

Wf+6 418407

>>418402
There's a quiet little potion shop called "Potent Potables".

>>418405
He looks up from his paperwork, "I'm afraid you're getting a little big to ride around on me."

>>418406
See picture: >>418386

Chip(DD knight) 418408

>>418401
I grin.
"Want to check it out with me!?" I call back.

>>418404
"Yes, wasted means drunk and drunk in a way that you cant get up because you are so drunk and wasted!" I nod.
"What do you want then?" I look back.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418409

>>418407
Goodie.
Enter!

Light Heart [Warlord] 418410

>>418407
Well that's helpful
"What a strange device. I don't think I have ever seen anything quite like it."

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418411

>>418408
"Seekkill want drink. Maybe hunt. Mares not sound fun."

Tony [Trickster] 418412

>>418400
"You. Me. Some booze. Do you have some saddles and ropes lying around here?"

Felfire [Necromancer] 418413

>>418407
"Right. Sorry. Let me rephrase that. I need to visit Stonebriar, I left something important there. Could you open a portal for me? I'll help you finish this paperwork quickly."

Tela [Spellsword] 418414

>>418410
"I know right?"
I look at the pegasus
"How will you fix it? Can I try it out?"

Chip(DD knight) 418415

>>418411
I look at him giving him a blank stare with a hint of suspicion. Then look him in the eye.
"Mares. dont. sound. fun? Why?"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418416

>>418415
"Mares ponies. How ponies fun?"

Chip(DD knight) 418417

>>418415
I then give him slanted eyes and whisper.
"Dont tell me you like…. guys?|"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418418

>>418417
I cock my head to the other side.
"How guys fun?"

Wf+6 418419

>>418408
"I gotta work."

>>418409
There's an old mare behind the counter. No merchandise for viewing in this shop, it's all back there with her. Probably safety or some bullshit.

>>418412
"Oh, yes. Let's just–"

The Madam stops you. "Just need to see some money first, sir – so we know you can pay at the end. We get a lot of desperate types in here, and you don't want us to lump you in with them, right?"

>>418413
He stands up and stretches a bit. "Well, it would be a good break. This is getting dreadfully tiresome. Let's go, then."

A portal to Tartarus rips open before you.

>>418410
>>418414
The pegasus shrugs. "Everyone said this Stein was the one to ask about strange stuff. I don't think it's particularly strange, though."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418420

>>418419
Flutter up on the counter.
"Hey there. I'd like to purchase a very special potion."
Motion her closer.

Chip(DD knight) 418421

>>418416
>>418417
"Ohohohoho… they can do shit you dont know. I mean this one time at the ships workshop….. "
My mouth hang agape.

"………. Ah yes, they are entertaining trust me."

>>418418
I just scratch my head.
"Look I dont know how to,…

>>418419
"Aaaaww come on baby. But alright."

>>418418
I then turn back to Seekkill.
"Look dont mind that. What do you want to do then?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 418422

>>418419
"I see. You'll have to excuse me, but I have never seen anything like this, mister…?"

Felfire [Necromancer] 418423

>>418419
"Thanks."
Smile and follow him in.
"Turns out the city was always meant to be there, seems like Grogar knew about it all along.
Too bad I didn't manage to get to any… Important body before time was altered."

Tela [Spellsword] 418424

>>418419
"Are you kidding me? This is outlandish! I've been all over and never seen anything like that fucking thing!"

Sion 418425

>>418419
Show her a doubloon.
"This good enough for you? She better be worth it."

Wf+6 418426

>>418420
"Look, I told the last one of your little friends, I can't brew 'destroy the world' potions."

>>418422
"Onik."

>>418423
"At least your studies are progressing in a productive direction."

The walk is actually quite long this time…

>>418424
Onik shrugs. "It's not that odd where I'm from."

>>418425
"That will do, sir."

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418427

>>418421
I squint at you.
"Fine. Seekkill trust you."

Sion 418428

>>418426
Turn back to the whore.
"So dear, you were saying?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418429

>>418426
Roll my eyes.
Nopony else in the shop, right?
If it's just the two of us.
"No, not that. I can do that on my own. I need a love potion. A very good one."

Chip(DD knight) 418430

>>418427
I tilt my head.
"Trust at what?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 418431

>>418426
"Mister Onik."
I motion to Stein's forge
"Mister Stein is a acquaintance of mine. Shall we go see him?"

Tony [Trickster] 418432

Tela [Spellsword] 418433

>>418426
"Okay, where are you from then?"

Felfire [Necromancer] 418434

>>418426
"Terrebonne is a great teacher. And more.
This whole deal with resurrection, and the phylactery, and maybe even reincarnation…
That's what I need right now."

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418435

>>418430
"That ponies fun."

Wf+6 418436

>>418428
"–Just head into the back room…"

>>418429
"It can be done, but it is expensive. I don't think you can afford it on your allowance. I could make a cheaper one for you, though."

>>418431
"Oh? Yes, that's what I intended."

>>418433
"The Land of Clipped Wings."

>>418434
"Mhmm… Sounds like Blacktongue Cult affairs. Do be careful. Remember your limits."

Tony [Trickster] 418437

>>418436
"Please, show me the way."

Tela [Spellsword] 418438

>>418436
"Wait what? What the fuck kind of country is that?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418439

>>418436
"No cheap shit, only the best."
Smirk and tap my gun.
"Maybe we can work something out? Got anypony you'd like to see removed? Someone owing you? A rival you want gone?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 418440

>>418436
"Good, let us go then."
Lead him and his machine inside.

>>418438
"I cannot say I have heard of such a place myself…"

Chip(DD knight) 418441

>>418435
"Ohohoho…. well lets go to somepalce more appropriate eh? This is a bar after all!"

>>418436
Go out of the cantina while laughing and go to the place red light district.
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

Felfire [Necromancer] 418442

>>418436
"Limits. Right.
I'm taking this slow actually. Got a plan for the long haul."

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418443

>>418441
I follow you.

Chip(DD knight) 418444

>>418443
I turn around.
"Oh, and also. These ponies are not for eating okay? Well they may eat you if they want, and that is part of the fun. Ahahaha!" I pat his back.

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418445

>>418444
"How being eaten fun? Things Seekkill eat never have fun."

Chip(DD knight) 418446

>>418445
I just grimace a bit at this.
"Well they dont eat you really. Look, just dont bite them okay?" I grin at him unsurely.

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418447

>>418446
"Okay?"

Wf+6 418462

>>418437
"Right this way~"

She leads you off to the back room. It's dark in here, lit by just a few candles. Perfume is thick in the air. There's a king-size bed in this room.

>>418438
>>418440
"A place I left, and I don't plan to return to…"

Another distant look.

>>418439
"Nothing like that, but perhaps… Well, there is one thing a filly like you could handle for me. Do you think you can deliver an alchemical component for me?"

>>418441
>>418443
You head out the back door as the mare recommended. This cantina is apparently connected directly to a brothel. Interesting. You come out in the back of the brothel, but there's a door up front that leads out into the rest of the red light district, or you could see the mares here.

>>418442
"Good, good. Patience is a chronically underrated virtue."

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418465

>>418462
What sort of sights and sounds am I seeing and hearing?

Sion 418466

>>418462
I never really got an answer on that rope and saddle.

Light Heart [Warlord] 418468

>>418462
"I see…"
I'll let Stein look at the device
"So you are a traveler too then?"

Felfire [Necromancer] 418469

>>418462
Shake my head slightly.
"Got all the time in the world after all. And then some."

Tela [Spellsword] 418472

>>418462
"Why not? Where is this place?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418473

>>418462
"I'm not a filly. I'm a mare. Long story short, magic."
Nod.
"I prefer jobs where I get to shoot stuff, but yeah, I guess I can. What and where?"

Snacks(DD ranger) 418482

>>418462
:Ahahahaha! Oh shit go back inside the brothel and check it out! Where's the matron? Go talk to her.

Wf+6 418483

>>418465
This place is full of mostly pegasi and unicorns buzzing about, crowding around clients. Idle chatter filled the room… flirts and teases. Stallions and mares are being led off to rooms downstairs. It doesn't take long for a pack of pegasi to take notice of the two of you and flutter over.

"Hey boys… looking for action?"

>>418468
Onik nods.

"Yes… a traveler."

>>418469
Finally you arrive at the other side.

"Good. Don't forget. Perhaps you've matured a little already since boarding the fleet."

>>418472
"If I returned to where I had been before, I wouldn't have enough time to see the entire world. And besides…"

A distant look, then nothing else.

>>418473
"I just need some troll fat delivered to a client before it spoils. It's a showroom over in the entertainment district."

>>418482
I don't know who Snacks is.

Chip(DD knight) 418486

>>418483
Wrong name Sorry

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418487

>>418483
"Action?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 418488

>>418483
"Which of course means you and your… machine are looking for a way out of Reptil, correct? I happen to be part of a fleet…"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418490

>>418483
"All too easy. Just tell me where, and it's done."

Felfire [Necromancer] 418491

>>418483
"Truth be told, I had a bad time lately. Lot of old wounds opening up here on the fleet. I'm just now dealing with them."
Now, where was the mansion of that guy? Also, how is Stonebriar after the bombardment?

Tony [Trickster] 418492

Tela [Spellsword] 418496

>>418483
"… Besides what?"

Wf+6 418500

>>418466
She teases you as you enter, holding up a saddle.

"Which one of us is gonna wear this?"

>>418490
"Look for Showroom K in the entertainment district."

She passes you a package. "And be quick or it will spoil!"

>>418496
Onik smiles. "It doesn't matter."

>>418491
Pretty much flattened. You've exited into ruins. It looks like most of the lower class district is still standing.

The mansion was outside the city in the Blackwood Bog.

>>418488
"I'm afraid I'm not leaving until tomorrow."

>>418487
"Do you wanna make love, sweetie?"
"I bet he wants it rough. He looks like a tough guy."

>>418482
There seems to be no matron, oddly. Weird. Where could she be?

Felfire [Necromancer] 418501

>>418500
Will Abilio come with me?
Anyway, off to the Bog.
Raise my own shadow.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418502

>>418500
"Right away!"
Head to the entertainment district!
Look for Showroom K!
'1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

Chip(DD knight) 418503

>>418500
Ask one of the beautiful females here.
"So, who should I ask if I want one of you young ladies for some time eh?"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418504

>>418500
"Make love? Love ee-moh-shun, not thing. Cannot make love."

Light Heart [Warlord] 418506

>>418500
I nod
"As it so happens, so are we."
I motion to Stein
"As is mister Stein. If you wish, you could travel with us. We plan on visiting more towns in the future. Mister Stein could maybe repair your contraption as we travel."

Tony [Trickster] 418507

>>418500
I take the saddle from her and start to put it on her.
"You're the pony around here. Besides I love these things."

418512

>>418500
I scrunch
"Fine then, be a dick and don't tell me."
Ugh, I'm outta here. Let's look around town… are there markets here?

Roll #1 2 = 2

Chip(DD knight) 418514

>>418504
">cannot make love.
….
I turn around.
"What? How?"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418515

>>418514
"Can make house. Make carving. Make knife. Cannot make love. Love not thing to make."

Chip(DD knight) 418516

>>418515
"I… ahh. Oooh yeah, yes yes I mean well one cant make love ahahahaha! You kidder." I pat his back.

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418518

>>418516
I look at you, confused.

Wf+6 418555

>>418501
It seems he is accompanying you for this outing. It'll be like Batman and Robin and Robin's shadow.

You head out of the desecrated walls and into the bog.

"It's not often we come upon the ruins of a city that we've raided. It's not pleasant to look at, but Stonebriar was a decadent nest of repugnance, and a continual trouble. The world is a better place without it."

>>418502
You wander around for a bit and wind up at a playground.

>>418503
One of them sneaks up on you from behind and starts massaging your shoulders and nipping at your ears. "Just say you want us…~"

>>418506
Onik shrugs. "Alright. For now at least. So the ship you have – does it have a name or description?"

>>418507
She wiggles into it. "Alright. I'm guessing you want to take the lead, then…"

>>418512
Markets everywhere. There's a market district, too, but no one pays too much attention to zoning.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418556

>>418555
Roll my eyes.
It can't be that hard to find.
Use my wings and markspony eyes to spot the place where I need to go.
Showroom K. I got this.
'1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

Campfire 418557

Felfire [Necromancer] 418558

>>418555
"They sure liked to let ponies starve to death, yes.
And had a thing against necromancy. Terrible attitude."
Now, off to the mansion.
"Such a shame, too, since this is the home of the blacktongue family."

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418559

Light Heart [Warlord] 418560

>>418555
"Quite. Go for the Pillagers Fancy. Although if you wish, you can keep your contraption here for the time being and we can explore the city further together."

Chip(DD knight) 418562

>>418555
Turn around and lift her up while grabbing her flank.
"Oh you little bugger you." Give her a kiss.
Is this one an okay pony? How about the others?Also is she the youngest?

Wf+6 418565

>>418504
One of them rubs against you.

"We can show you how.~"

>>418558
"You mean Blackwood family of Blackwood Bog." He corrects.

>>418560
Onik shrugs. "I plan to look around a bit today and tomorrow before we leave."

Won't follow you around unless you Command.

>>418562
She is pretty young… in fact… Was she that young before? Wow, this alcohol is REALLY playing tricks on your mind.

You need to remember to lay off the Catalan drinks. Or maybe drink more of them.

418568

>>418555
Nice and chaotic.
What are some of the most repulsive things they sell here? Slaves?

Roll #1 8 = 8

Felfire [Necromancer] 418569

>>418565
"Right. Them.
Ever had a chat with Hero? He makes a great tea."

Tony [Trickster] 418570

>>418565
Make sure that saddle is tight.
"Allright, pony. how about you do a little dance for Tony."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418571

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418572

>>418565
I step away from her.
"Show me."

Chip(DD knight) 418573

>>418565
"Haha! Come here you little flower." Carry her up and go to a…..

"Should I plow you here right and then or is there a place for us to play garden?" I nibble her ears.

418574

>>418565
Thanks for the reminder
"Are you certain? Surely, we could have some fun together, no? Is it not more fun that way, rather than alone?"
Command

Roll #1 8 = 8

Wf+6 418577

>>418568
There is a slave market here, yes. Though the Reptil market is huge. The most repulsive thing they sell would probably be feces. As fertilizer, you know.

>>418569
"I haven't. I've never been on excellent terms with the Blacktongue Cult."

>>418570
There's a pole in the back, and she begins sliding up and down it.

>>418556
You only spot brothels from here.

>>418572
"We have to go to a room first, silly~."

>>418573
"We have rooms downstairs~"

>>418574
Onik shrugs, "Just as well. Alright, I'll come with you."

Minion Acquired

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418579

>>418577
"Find us a room."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418580

>>418577
Okay, quick, find the nearest competent looking adult.
"Hey, no time for chit chat, gotta go fast, do you know where Showroom K is in the entertainment district?"

Felfire [Necromancer] 418583

>>418577
"Can see why actually. Say, that thing you had me sign…
Don't tartarian contracts only work on tartarians?"

Chip(DD knight) 418584

>>418577
"Oh you little thing!"
Carry her down there while squeezing her all around.

>>418579
I wink and grin at Seekkill as I carry my prize down stairs.

Tony [Trickster] 418585

>>418577
How much do I like it? '1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

Tony [Trickster] 418587

>>418585
Hmmm.
"Could pony like show her flank a bit more?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 418589

>>418577
"Good, very good."
Turn to the others
"Any ideas as to where we could go?"

Tela [Spellsword] 418592

>>418577
Hah! Maybe I should fertilize Emrille's face with that!
Take a gander at the slave market. Just windowshopping.

Wf+6 418601

>>418579
A pegasus leads you off by the beak to a room on the first basement level. It's quite dark in here, but you detect a nearby large king-size bed."

>>418583
"That's correct. What makes you think of that?"

>>418585
>>418587
She lifts her tail. "Why don't we go straight to the action?"

>>418589
You are over the minion limit.

Skylight suggests, "We could visit the local temple."

Rosemary says, "We should go shopping."

Onik remarks, "I had intended to see a play."

Wark comments, "Hmph. I just wanted to find a smithing shop with actual weapons."

Wf+6 418602

>>418592
They vary from children to adults. At the auction there's a Django up for sale.

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418606

>>418601
I look around.
"How we make love? Nothing here."

Felfire [Necromancer] 418607

>>418601
"Well… Nothing.
Just… You got it to work on ponies too?"

Chip(DD knight) 418608

Sion 418609

>>418601
"Pony is right. Come, I'll show you something babe. But first I want you to do something."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418610

Tela [Spellsword] 418614

>>418602
A what?

Wf+6 418615

>>418606
"We have a bed. That's all we need."

>>418607
"No, I didn't."

>>418584
She points you off to a room.

By the time you're in the room, you'd swear she was the size of a filly. You are REALLY starting to lose it. The alcohol is overtaking you. It is a good daze.

>>418609
"I'll think about it~. What is it?"

>>418580
You stop a green pony with a green mane and a green cutie mark that looks like an L turned 225 degrees.

"Oh boy. Are you a magical filly? This is just like my Neighponese animes."

Wf+6 418616

>>418614
A pony named "Django"**

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418617

>>418615
I cock my head to the side.
"Seekkill not understand."

Wf+6 418618

>>418617
"Just lay down."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418619

>>418615
Roll my eyes.
"Just fucking tell me where it is right now, I need to hurry!"

Tela [Spellsword] 418620

>>418616
Not a zebra?
Hmm… how do these slaves look? Healthy? Miserable?

Felfire [Necromancer] 418621

>>418615
"Then I understand why you are not in good relations with them."
Smile.
Are we there yet? Can the shadow gly in and get the diary?

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418622

>>418618
I look at her suspiciously.
"How that help make love?"

Sion 418625

>>418615
Whisper in her ear.
"I want you to make horse noises.

Wf+6 418631

>>418619
"I'll take you there! It'll be just like Gunslinger Filly. Except you don't have a gun and aren't some kind of master markspony. Come on!"

>>418620
Yes, a Zebra. This referential joke went over way better when Light Heart came by in a different time loop, I assure you.

They vary from miserable to bored, and healthy to at death's door. At least one collapses and gets ignored.

>>418621
"What's that supposed to mean?"

You're trudging through the bog. Well, not so much trudging as following a dirt path that doesn't go through the mud. You can see the mansion some ways away.

Perhaps a shadow could.

>>418622
She races for your sheathe. "You'll feel it soon…"

>>418625
She shrugs. "Neigh. Neiiiiigh."

Chip(DD knight) 418632

>>418615
Hnngg… carry her to bed,and mount her.
"Anything I need to know before I ravish you?" I then bite her neck lightly to hold her still.

Felfire [Necromancer] 418635

>>418631
I have only one shadow here and no wings, let's play this safe.
Dismiss it until I really need it. Keep walking till the mansion.
"Can't talk about it. Sorry."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418636

>>418631
"You've got to be shitting me…"
Flutter on his back.
"Fine, go, quick! And I'll make you regret it if this is some trick. Showroom K!"

Tela [Spellsword] 418637

>>418631
Poor bastards. Just another incentive to watch my ass around here.
Do they sell collars here too?

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418638

>>418631
I roll away and stand up.
"What doing? That not love!"

Tony [Trickster] 418641

>>418631
I smile gleefully.
"Allright pony. Just don't forget about that."
I grab her and push her on the bed and give her the D.

Wf+6 418646

>>418632
She licks her lips and remarks, "I'm hungry."

You don't need to hold her still, she's not struggling.

>>418635
You're getting close now.

"Do you think I had it sign that contract for no reason? I was protecting you."

>>418636
He trots off there. He tells you all the way about how he's a famous author of texts. He also says you're not old enough to read them. He drops you off at the showroom.

>>418637
They sell collars. It's hard to say if they sell Collars of Compulsion, however.

>>418638
"It's close enough for me. Now stay STILL and ENJOY yourself."

Transfix: '1d10'

>>418641
NEIGH NEIGH NEIGH SHE MAKES THE SOUNDS THE WHOLE TIME.

HORSE SEX. YOU RATE IT AT '1d10'/10.


Roll #1 2 = 2 / Roll #2 5 = 5

Wf+6 418647

>>418646
She fails to Transfix Seekkill.

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418648

>>418646
I get the hell out of there.

Felfire [Necromancer] 418650

>>418646
"Yes, I understand.
It's not about you or the contract, really. Just figured out something. Don't worry about it."
Okay, what's it like?

Tony [Trickster] 418652

>>418646
The horse noises made it all allright.

"that wasn't bad, pony. I needed that. You're a good neigher. Most mares don't have that anymore."

Tela [Spellsword] 418653

>>418646
Those are probably expensive as fuck anyway
But hey, approach one of the merchants
"Hey, can you tell me what kinda collars you got for sale, pal?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418655

>>418646
"Thanks, idiot.
Oh, and one more thing."
Get my revolver out and aim it at him.
"I do have a gun, I am a markspony, and I am older than I look. I probably got more pussy than you'll ever get too, loser. Bang!"
Holster the gun, laugh, then head inside.
Who seems to be in charge?

Wf+6 418656

>>418650
It's quiet, and seems abandoned. There are no lights on, but it's midday, so that's not too odd. The path is a little overgrown and there are birdnests on the roof, which is uncommon so far from urban areas – rural birds aren't typically used to being around ponies.

>>418648
You dart out. The disappointed whore doesn't give chase.

>>418652
She shrugs. "I've been asked for weirder stuff."

>>418653
"Everything from the practical to the luxury. Diamond studded to woven from twigs!"

Chip(DD knight) 418657

>>418646
Oh boy, do her hard.
Finish inside.
'5d10'

Roll #1 7, 6, 4, 7, 5 = 29

Tela [Spellsword] 418660

>>418656
"Any enchanted ones too? Y'know, ones that make them more obedient?"

Felfire [Necromancer] 418662

>>418656
Wait, lights? Wasn't the mansion abandoned?
Observe more closely.
'1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418663

>>418656
Does Seekkill realize that she tried to use magic on him or would he need to roll to pick up on that?
I return to the bar and get myself a drink.
Rolling for how well I handle it.
[1d10]

Roll #1 9 = 9

Tony [Trickster] 418665

>>418656
"You're a veteran eh? Well you earned your pay pony." Hold out a doubloon, but move my lips closer for a little kiss first.

Wf+6 418669

>>418655
He boops your nose when you say 'bang'.

"Just like my animes!"

Inside, the convention seems to be run by a big earth pony wearing a flag on his back. His accent is clearly superior to yours and he is busy clapping at a performance. Before you can get close enough to ask him where to drop off the package, he takes aim with a sort of gun you've never seen before and fires many rounds one after another, each hitting their mark.

>>418662
I said there were no lights on.

>>418663
You rolled too poorly on your alcohol roll before.

Luckily you take this one pretty well.

>>418665
She snatches it up while you're smooching.

Tony [Trickster] 418671

>>418669
huehuehuehue.
Time to leave and hope I don't get the fleas.

What else to do?
Any discordians in town?

Wf+6 418672

>>418660
He looks around a bit. "I may know a guy."

>>418657
You black out after you finish.

When you finally wake up, you feel drained. And you're alone.

Felfire [Necromancer] 418673

>>418669
You >implied there should be.
Unsettling!
That spot check revealed nothing?
Let's move into the mansion.

Tela [Spellsword] 418677

>>418672
"They expensive?"
I take out a doubloon
"How much of these would it cost, ya think?"

Chip(DD knight) 418678

>>418672
"uuughh,,, thats heav." I smile and stand up,
Look around is everything with me and in order?

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418679

>>418669
Whoa!
Get close to that guy!
"Hey I got this package thingy for the showroom!"
Drop it off, then glance at the gun.
"That was some pretty awesome sight right there!"

Wf+6 418683

>>418671
Discordianism is popular here. Perhaps the temple would be the place to start.

>>418673
You get up to the doors. There are large brass knockers – the kind on a door, not in a bra. The doors look strong, like oak or perhaps yew.

>>418677
"Expensive… but I don't know how much. Let me get you an address…"

He writes something down and passes a note. "You didn't get it from me!"

>>418678
You look to be all normal, you think… You are feeling REALLY lethargic, though.

>>418679
He nods. "Just in time. We were waiting on that fat for the food. Just put it on the refreshment table."

Tony [Trickster] 418686

>>418683
Get to the temple and check it out.

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418687

>>418683
I take another drink while waiting for Chip.

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 418688

>>418687
[1d10]

Roll #1 6 = 6

Tela [Spellsword] 418691

>>418683
I smirk and bag it
"Alright alright, enough fucking around. How about these normal ones, huh?"
See if I can spot a nice collar

418692

>>418683
Can I just simply push it open?

Roll #1 8 = 8

Emrille [Gunslinger] 418693

>>418683
"…you mean… nevermind."
Put it there and rush back.
"So, about that weapon. It reloaded pretty fucking fast."

Chip(DD knight) 418694

>>418683
Still smile at this and try to stand up. I then try to find Seekkill.
"Hey have you found that bird companion with me. You know that scary looking one." I approach one of the girls.

Sateo [DD Monk] 418708

Lets see a show, go to the entertainment district.

Wf+6 419152

>>418686
There's a non-denominational temple in the administrative district. Most of the priests here seem to be Discordian or Tirekian.

There's a Nightmare Paladin arguing with some Tirekian priests about a statuette he seems to have brought as well.

>>418687
>>418688
Novdogod "Depth Charge". You feel like blacking out for the first ten seconds, but then it clears up and you feel much better overall. Maybe even a little more sober!

>>418691
As he described, there are many choices available.

"Looking for something specific?"

>>418692
You can. It opens with a creeeeeeak.

"Tread lightly."

>>418693
"It didn't reload between shots. It's a revolver. I've got a repeater in the back, too, which is a sort of rifle variant. New technology from the merchants. It's pretty impressive stuff."

>>418694
They point you back to the bar. You see him inside.

>>418708
What kind of show? Plays? Musicals? Magic? Fighting?

Sylt 419154

>>419152
Nod slowly and pay close attention to the ground in front of me.
What was behind the door?

Tony [Trickster] 419155

>>419152
Nightmare paladin?
How crazy, observe it from a distance.

Light Heart [Warlord] 419156

>>418601
"A play it is then."
I chuckle
"Master Wark, you may go as you please."

Nopony 419158

>>419152
I look at him with wide eyes.
"That's… Can I try it?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419159

Tela [Spellsword] 419161

>>419152
"Just a nice blue collar will do fine."

Wf+6 419164

>>419154
An antique mud. Someone hasn't been caring for it, treating it like a doormat! It's covered in mud.

>>419155
He's arguing about his right to put up a statuette so that he can worship it. The Tirekians say that it infringes on their freedom to have a temple free of Nightmare symbols.

>>419156
He heads back into the shop with Stein.

"That would be the entertainment district."

>>419158
>>419159
He scrutinizes you. "You look a little young to be handling a weapon. Do you even have a gun license?"

Then he and all the other ponies nearby burst into laughter. "Just kidding, kid. Gun control is bullshit. Just don't fuck up the cylinder."

He loads the revolver and hoofs it to you.

>>419161
"That'll be eight bits."

Tela [Spellsword] 419169

>>419164
"Eight bits huh?"
I take out a doubloon
"I only got this, which is way too fucking much."

Felfire [Necromancer] 419170

>>419164
"I bet under that thing there are a dozen traps."
Raise my shadow, have it fly.
"Can you find the diary, honey?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419171

>>419164
Grin and laugh along.
"Fucking awesome!"

Take aim for one of the practice targets.
I can't channel my magic into this one, can I?

Tony [Trickster] 419172

>>419164
Let them argue.
Any discordian priests around here?

Wf+6 419173

>>419169
He cuts off a fifth of it.

"That'll do."

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 419174

>>419164
If I'm still at the weapons dealer, I'd like to ask him about the abnormal ammunition he mentioned.

Chip(DD knight) 419175

>>419152
>>419164
Go to Seek kill and nudge him.
"So hows the 'love making?" I smile at him knowingly.

Light Heart [Warlord] 419178

>>419164
"Very well, let us go see a play then. This should be quite lovely."

Shortcake [Rogue] 419180

>>419152
I shake my head a few times and slide the glass away from me.

>>419175
I scowl at you.
"Chipdog not say they try make Seekkill have sex."

Chip(DD knight) 419182

>>419180
I drink some swag.
'1d10'

"and?…"

Roll #1 5 = 5

419184

>>419173
"Sure! Cheers pal!"
Bag the collar with a wicked smirk. Let's go find Emmy~
Or TRY to find Emmy in this massive sinkhole

Roll #1 9 = 9

Shortcake [Rogue] 419186

>>419182
"Chipdog trick Seekkill. Seekkill not like that."

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 419187

Chip(DD knight) 419189

>>419186
>>419187
I look at him a bit startled, then laugh.
"I thought you'd break eventually but man you are made of hard stuff." I pat his back.

"Alright, I was having a bit of fun there. How about I give you a drink for recompense, what do you say?"

Wf+6 419190

>>419170
Where is it?

>>419171
It's not a catalyst, so no.

>>419172
They travel in packs, but are easily distinguished by their funny hats.

>>419174
"It's mostly a matter of adding a compensator and a reservoir to your bow to allow you to fire them. You'll need weapons training before you can safely handle poison and the like. I'm not going to be liable when you blow your hoof off with an explosive charge."

>>419178
You go see "The Pirates of Penwater" – the classic comedy adventure musical about Fred, a slave to duty, who has to work on a pirate ship due to a mix-up about his apprenticeship. Though he serves faithfully, when he is finally free of his apprenticeship, he swears to defeat all of the pirates!

When it's all over, you come out together. Rosemary looks amused, and even Skylight has a faint smile.

Onik has the usual neutral expression but remarked, "It was good, though it strained belief that somepony could end up working on a pirate ship without expecting it."

>>419184
You notice a gun show at the entertainment district and decide to try it.

Emrille is at the center of attention: firing a revolver. Big surprise.

Felfire [Necromancer] 419192

>>419190
Up, one of the old rooms. If you see something that might be dangerous, leave immediatly.
I can't lose you.


Do I have to roll luck?

Tony [Trickster] 419193

>>419190
Go and greet them.
"Hello brothers."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419195

>>419190
Marksman shot, try this baby out!
'1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10

Light Heart [Warlord] 419197

>>419190
I raise a brow with a faint smile
"Do you have issues with less ethical work, mister Onik?"

Tela [Spellsword] 419198

>>419190
I roll my eyes and just watch from a distance. Fucking attentionwhoring slut.

Wf+6 419203

>>419192
The shadow creeps up the stairs. At the top he sails back down.

Somepony is here. Or several someponies.

>>419193
They nod at you.
"Brother."
"Sister."
"Father."
"What brings you to our circle today, mother?"

>>419195
There is much clapping all around as you score a bull's eye on your first shot.

"See? Gun control is for pansies."

>>419197
"Not personally, but I know the cost."

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 419204

>>419190
"How long would it take to learn? I'm seeing more flintlock weapons out there, but having more options would make a lot of situations safer for me."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419205

>>419203
And I can fire without reloading?
Again!
Fire at the target again!
'1d10'
"I love this!"

Roll #1 3 = 3

Light Heart [Warlord] 419206

>>419203
I chuckle
"Good. I am afraid you will find our fleet to be lacking on that aspect."

Felfire [Necromancer] 419207

>>419203
"Crap.
Abilio, looks like we are not alone.
And the book I have to recover is up there.
I can tell you that somepony you know would hate if those ponies over there got a hold of it."

Tony [Trickster] 419211

>>419203
"The Changer himself, daughter. I had to rearrange reality itself just to get here and visit this temple."

Chip(DD knight) 419215

>>419203
Looks like campy is ded.
Alright, take a drink before headin outside.
'1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 419216

>>419189
"Yes."

Chip(DD knight) 419218

>>419216
Give him a drink too under my tab.

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 419219

>>419218
>>419203
I drink it and follow Chip out after paying.
[1d10]

Roll #1 1 = 1

Wf+6 419234

>>419204
"Just a an hour or two if you have the aptitude and a good teacher. Explosives involves mostly handling. Poison on veins to target, et cetera."

>>419205
Oooh. You missed that one.

"Careful there, kiddo, the gun is shaking."

>>419206
Onik shrugs. "I don't really judge."

>>419207
"That is an exceedingly arcane statement. However I doubt it will be a problem for us."

He mutters something and his horn glows. Runes cover your body and Abilio's. For the next four turns, you get +4 to attacks, and attacks autocrit.

>>419211
"As it should be. Will you join us for Holy Chocolate?"

>>419215
>>419219
Chip, you feel on top of the world.

Seekkill, you feel like someone has taken a mallet to your face repeatedly.

Tony [Trickster] 419238

>>419234
Do I!
"Let's partake in those sweet sweet holy blessings, my son."

Felfire [Necromancer] 419243

>>419234
Holy mother of plot powers batman!
Let's go in!
"Mind if I borrow a shadow?"
If he agrees, raise his shadow too.
Let's see what we are up against.

Light Heart [Warlord] 419244

>>419234
"Excellent, that is what I like to hear, mister Onik."
Turn to Skylight and Rosemary
"Now… what shall we do next?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419245

>>419234
"I'm not a kid.
It's a long story."
Still, this is awesome!
Again, and hit this time!
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 419246

>>419234
I rub my head with a wing as I walk beside Chip.

419247

>>419245
Try not to laugh to hard as she beefs it again

Roll #1 8 = 8

Chip(DD knight) 419248

>>419234
Ahahaha! Smack one of the mare's flank before going outside dragging Seekkill with me.

>>419246
"You alright? If you want we can go back to the ship."

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 419249

>>419234
"Sounds tempting, but I'll be on a boat often. Stuff like that could probably cause more damage to our side in an accident, and I'm not to familiar with the crew to know if I should trust them. What about the big one, then? Would it result in more range for me?"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 419251

>>419248
I grumble and rub my head harder.
"Seekkill think had bad drink."

Chip(DD knight) 419256

>>419251
"Alright, no need for worries. Chip is here to take care of ya." Help him steady his walk and go back to the ships.

Wf+6 419260

>>419238
The priest who seems to be the most 'in charge' of the group takes out a rock and squeezes it above the heads of each of the others like a sponge, and chocolate milk pours out.

He holds it out above your head in offering.

>>419243
"They'll just slow us down."

Upstairs, there seem to be feral-looking survivor ponies from Stonebriar crouched in the room that you need to go through. They're armed with makeshift spears.

>>419244
Skylight reminds, "We could visit the temple."

Rosemary adds, "And I suggested the shops."

>>419245
>>419247
"Well, may as well finish out the round. Just two more."

>>419249
"Ballista-class bows can shoot almost half a mile, but you don't look like you can carry one quite that big."

Summer Seas [Cleric] 419262

>>419260
Where am I?

Chip(DD knight) 419263

Light Heart [Warlord] 419264

>>419260
"Indeed, we could go and pray as I promised you, miss Skylight."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419265

>>419260
"Fuck, this needs time to get used to…"
Come on, do it!
Rapid fire it, no need to reload, just pull the trigger and aim!
'2d10'

Roll #1 7, 6 = 13

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 419267

>>419256
I let you support me and keep grumbling under my breath as I walk.

Tony [Trickster] 419269

>>419260
Bow my head.
"Thank you for this blessing. I haven't had one of those since I left Trottingham."

Felfire [Necromancer] 419270

>>419260
Raise my scythe and start walking slowly into the room.
"Death has little time for you.
Stand aside and be spared."
Stay on my toes in case they try to jump at me.
'1d10+4'

Roll #1 2 + 4 = 6

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 419273

>>419260
"I don't intend to rock the boat with something that big. However, I've seen some of the crazier boys in my unit use the big ones to drive bolts into walls to climb over them. How much for one that fits someone my age?"

Tela [Spellsword] 419459

>>419265
"Not bad, squirt."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419460

>>419459
I turn you when I notice you are here too and grin.
"Did you see this fucking thing? No reloading between shots! This is like a wet dream coming fucking true!"

Tela 419462

>>419460
"Figured I'd find you where I heard shooting, you goddamn maniac."
I look at the gun she's holding
"Yeah yeah, nice peashooter."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419465

>>419462
Spin the cylinder.
"You dumb whore, didn't you hear what I just said?
This thing can shoot much quicker, and if you think this doesn't pack a punch, he said there is a rifle version, a repeater, fucking hell just imagine me with a rifle that can shoot this quick!"
I start to flap my wings excitedly and bounce a bit.

Tela [Spellsword] 419466

>>419465
"Well isn't that just fucking precious. At least now I know what my next Hearths Warming Eve gift for you will be."
I smirk
"It's perfect for you and your shitty aim. You don't even need to bother shooting better anymore, you only need to shoot more bullets."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419469

>>419466
Nod at the target.
"You missed that perfect fucking bullseye I hit with the first bullet!"
Snicker.
"And don't you remember that training dummy?~"

Tela [Spellsword] 419471

>>419469
"I remember making it clear that I would stomp your cheap ass into the ground if you ever pulled that shit again."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419476

>>419471
Nod.
"Yeah, it was a one time miracle. Nopony could shoot beside that fat ass of yours more than once and not hit it."

Tela [Spellsword] 419477

>>419476
I take a step forward
"Are you asking me to stomp your ass right now? Because by fucking god that would feel great to do right now."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419479

>>419477
Grin.
"I'm sure all the gun lovers would love to see you kick the ass of a gun lover filly."

Tela [Spellsword] 419482

>>419479
I snort
"I'd like to see them try and stop me."
I ruffle her mane forcibly with a hoof
"Obviously you're just a little filly and I am your guardian. Which means I'm allowed to punish you if you've been a bad, bad little filly."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419484

>>419482
Wince a bit as she ruffles my mane.
"Very funny, Tela, really. Can't judge you though, your brawl is the only thing you got blessed with. Made you fall behind on the brains department.
Wanting to abuse a cute, innocent child like I…"

Tela [Spellsword] 419486

>>419484
"You bet your cheap little ass I'd abuse you if you ever pulled that shit on me again. Whatcha gonna do next anyway? Whore some more attention?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419489

>>419486
"I will have to do a thing at a place. Business and all. Did a small courier job, y'know. Once a merc, always a merc."

Tela [Spellsword] 419492

>>419489
"Y'know, not to be worrywart or anything, but you really shouldn't be walking alone like this. Not in fucking Reptil."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419493

>>419492
Roll my eyes.
"What are they going to do, huh? I made it on my own when I had a gun that was falling apart, I'm not going to get in trouble when I can shoot fucking ice."
Grin and tap my uniform.
"Besides, this baby is a deterrent too. If not the looks, the magic."

Tela [Spellsword] 419495

>>419493
"Don't get cocky, Emmy. Reptil is not like the shithole you crawled out of. This place is vicious as fuck."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419496

>>419495
"Vicious is my last name!"
Roll my eyes.
"You should be more worried. They might take you for an escaped whore and drag you back to where you belong."

Tela [Spellsword] 419498

>>419496
I scrunch
"Laugh it up all you want. I should tag along and keep your stupid ass safe."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419500

>>419498
Pout.
"But the dildo I want to get for you won't be a surprise."
Then laugh.
"Don't worry, I can handle myself."

Tela [Spellsword] 419506

>>419500
I cock a brow
"Really? You're gonna leave me hanging?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419510

>>419506
Flutter up on her back and lean close, talking in a sweet voice.
"Don't you worry your little head, sweetcake, I will give you all the attention you'll need, and we can explore this romantic city of beauty together holding tails, but I really gotta' do something on my own first."
Pat her head.
"Go and look for a whore in the meantime or something."

Tela [Spellsword] 419513

>>419510
I roll my eyes and put her back on the ground
"Yeah okay, fuck you too then."
After which I turn around and leave the store angrily

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419517

>>419513
Snicker and speak as you leave.
"Don't worry, they won't mind your looks, they're hookers!"

Tela [Spellsword] 419520

>>419517
Ignore her and keep walking away.
time for bed, good night

Wf+6 419701

>>419256
>>419267
You make it back to the ship.

>>419264
Skylight seems satisfied. You wander off to the administrative district. There's a non-denominational temple here.

Inside the temple, you see Tony with some Discordian priests. There appears to be an armor-clad pegasus arguing with some Tirekian priests here, too..

>>419265
Your last two shots make it onto the target with reasonable accuracy.

"Not bad, short stuff. With some proper training, you could be a deadeye."

He takes the gun back.

>>419270
Two of the survivors go out the window, one bolts into the neighboring room.

You notice the false panel to the hidden room is missing. It looks like someone found it.

>>419273
"Just the cost of materials. Pretty cheap."

Sion 419702

>>419701
"So what else you do here besides Holy Chocolate?"

Tony [Trickster] 419703

Light Heart [Warlord] 419704

>>419701
Tirekians? Not the friendliest of people… Then, neither are Discordians. Subtly try to listen in on the ongoing argument.

Campfire 419705

>>419701
I go to Doc Peg's office.

Nopony 419706

>>419701
Pout as he does.
"Hey, I'm already a deadeye! I have a shitload of experience already."
Inch closer.
"So, about this pistol and that rifle… I don't suppose you want to part with a pair?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419707

>>419706
Whoops

419708

>>419701
Fuck Emrille. If that little whore wants to get kidnapped and raped, she can be my guest.
Any gambling places around here or is that just done in the taverns?

Roll #1 3 = 3

Sateo [DD monk] 419709

>>419701
But did I ever find a pack of cards?

Wf+6 419710

>>419702
>>419703
"Not here, I'm afraid. The locals are notoriously picky and have no sense of humor at all. Perhaps you'd like to join us at the Burning Beach for the evening sermon."

>>419704
"Your statue infringes on our freedom to worship Tirek without idols about."
"That's ridiculous. This area is zoned as a temple. I'm not hurting you. It's my statuette, and I'll take it with me when I'm done. You must respect my right to worship."
"Only if you respect our right to worship free of your worship symbolism."
"This is getting us nowhere. Be gone, or I'll teach you why armor and blade beats cloth."
The Tirekian priests retreat and regroup with some others nearby.

>>419705
He gives you a friendly nod as you enter, then looks at you expectantly.

>>419706
"Hah! Not at all. In fact, I just came by them today by way of a traveling merchant. Never seen anything like 'em. Gonna see if they can be reproduced."

>>419708
Casinos are in the entertainment district.

>>419709
I don't recall you going to find a pack, but let's say sure for the sake of good faith.

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 419711

>>419710
"Seekkill drink bad al-co-hall. Head hurt. Need healing."

Light Heart [Warlord] 419712

>>419710
Interesting. What does this statuette look like? For that matter, what does this stallion look like?

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419713

>>419710
"And when will you find out? I'd be interested in buying both."

419714

>>419710
Sweet! Let's go be a high roller! Go there! Pick a not too fancy but not too poor either place.

Roll #1 7 = 7

Tony [Trickster] 419715

>>419710
"Where's the Burning Beach?"

Felfire [Necromancer] 419716

>>419701
Well, crap.
Is the diary still there?

Sateo [DD monk] 419717

>>419710
I can go look for one now, if that's fine. '1d10' look for a shop that sells cards.

Roll #1 9 = 9

Wf+6 419719

>>419711
He indicates a bottle of alcohol on his desk. It looks like tequila.

>>419712
It appears to be a three-dimensional full moon.

The stallion is mostly covered in silver plate-armor, with gaps for his wings. His coat is dark gray.

>>419713
"Hopefully tomorrow. I'm having a specialist stop by to take a look at them."

>>419714
You find a card hall. In addition to high-stakes poker, they also seem to be playing other games, like Sorcery: The Collecting.

>>419715
"For in His wisdom, the Changer of Ways came to realize a distinct lack of beaches that were perpetually on fire, He did bless the northwestern beach of the island with His fire. It's really easy to find at night."

>>419716
Looks like it has been pilfered.

>>419717
You immediately find a card shop. It looks like Tela is in the back in the card playing area, looking for some gambling.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419721

>>419719
"So, you'll still be here, right? What if I dropped by?"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 419722

>>419719
I pick it up.
"Seekkill drink?"

Wf+6 419723

>>419721
"That would be the plan."

>>419722
He nods.

Felfire [Necromancer] 419724

>>419719
Next room. Raise the survivor's shadow.
'1d10+4'
"Tell me what happened to the book."

Roll #1 3 + 4 = 7

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419725

>>419723
Grin.
"Awesome. See you tomorrow then! Don't you lose those babies, I'll need them!"

Light Heart [Warlord] 419726

>>419719
My my. Approach this individual
"Greetings. Is there a problem?"

Wf+6 419730

>>419724
You successfully raise his shadow.

He zips into the next room. '1d10'

>>419725
"I seriously doubt that's going to happen."

>>419726
Ara, ara.

He shakes his head. "Not really. Just a bunch of priests fussing over something they have no control over. It's not uncommon for their ilk."

Roll #1 6 = 6

419732

>>419719
Sounds like a game nerds play.
And High-stakes… I don't have that much money. Anything else? Dice games?

Roll #1 2 = 2

Felfire [Necromancer] 419734

>>419730
Shadow catches him.
'1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 419736

>>419723
I take a swig.

Wf+6 419737

>>419730
And continues from there into another room… there's a branch ahead, you don't know which way he went.

>>419732
There is ONE dice game going on in the corner.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419738

>>419730
"Keep them safe, just in case! Tomorrow, same place!"

Those things were amazing!
Back to the apothecary!

Wf+6 419739

>>419734
Which way, left or right?

>>419736
Immediately you start feeling better.

Sateo [DD monk] 419741

>>419719
>>419732
I approach Tela "What be ye playin' mate?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 419742

>>419730
I look at the statue
"I see. Are you a Lunite then, by any chance?"

Wf+6 419743

>>419738
Aren't you forgetting that letter of credit?

>>419742
"In the purest sense."

Felfire [Necromancer] 419745

>>419739
Can't he just follow the runner?
Left, I guess.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419747

>>419743
Fuuuck
Not at all!
Go back!
"Oh, right, I also need that note thingy that I delivered the stuff. I got a bit lost by this whole gun stuff."

Tela [Spellsword] 419748

>>419737
Goodie! Walk over!

>>419741
"Huh? Oh, nothin' yet. I think I'll try and play some dice games."
I take out my dice and wink at him
"Love 'em."

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 419750

>>419739
"Thank you."
I put the bottle down and leave. Can I find anyone I know on the ships?

Light Heart [Warlord] 419753

>>419743
"Indeed? I suppose it is not that surprising to find a Lunite here. I imagine the Celestials must not make life easy for you."

Wf+6 419756

>>419745
He moved into the next room as part of the previous action. The roll was for an additional fleeing action.

This room is empty, and a dead end.

No doubt he has continued fleeing.

>>419747
"Right, right."

He hands you a letter of credit.

>>419748
There are a bunch of scurvy sea dogs playing the infamous Virgin's Dice.

>>419750
Almost everyone has headed into town. Only weirdos like Doc Peg or paperpushers like Abilio stayed behind.

Al-Jinn is also here guarding the ships.

>>419753
"They're all bark and no bite."

Tony [Trickster] 419757

>>419719
Throw my paws up in the air.
"Such foresight. I'll make sure to be there, grandson."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419759

>>419756
Put it away.
"Thanks! Remember, tomorrow!"

Off I go!

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 419761

>>419756
I fly into the city and look for anyone that I know.

Felfire [Necromancer] 419762

>>419756
Okay, can the shadow bolt down the other room and try to catch up with him now then?
I'll look for him too.
'1d10'
'1d10+4'

Roll #1 7 = 7 / Roll #2 8 + 4 = 12

Light Heart [Warlord] 419767

>>419756
I chuckle
"I'm not quite so certain about that, seeing recent experiences. Where are you from, mister…?"

Sateo [DD monk] 419769

>>419748
I smile "Dice game? Sounds fun. I wish ye luck." I let tela leave to the game and go pick up a pack of cards. take it up to register.

Tela [Spellsword] 419771

>>419756
Wow, that sure is a… strange name.
Observe the game for now, I have no idea how to play that.

Wf+6 419791

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>>419757
They go off to make preparations for the sermon. Anything else you want to do?

>>419759
You return to the apothecary.

"How did it go?"

>>419761
Al-Jinn was on the ships.

You see Tony and Light Heart at the temple.

Emrille is headed for a potion shop.

Flux is browsing the markets.

Umlock and Sunnyskies are en route to a bar.

>>419767
"Vivid Eclipse. Maybe you should wear heavier armor. Tends to scare them off." He chuckles.

>>419762
Which way do you go?
>

>>419769
"Ten bits."

>>419771
They seem to be attempting to get "doubles" – both dice to show the same number. Predicting doubles seems to get them a bigger bonus, but requires a slightly bigger ante. The game keeps going until one player gets double fives. He is declared the "king of games" and wins.

Chip(DD knight) 419794

>>419756
Fuck
Now that I am in the ship, perhaps its time to meet Smitts for a little talk. Is he here btw? Search for him.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419795

>>419791
Show her the notice.
"Pretty great, hit bullseye for the first time!
Now, for that discount… Is the potion going to be free, or?"
Also, nopony else around, right?

Felfire [Necromancer] 419799

>>419791
Shadow goes to the stairs, I go back one room and then into the southern one, before looking at what is in the last room.

Light Heart [Warlord] 419801

>>419791
"Perhaps, perhaps… you are from Reptil? I can't imagine you must get much trouble from them here in the first place. This city is quite different from say, Autumnsreach."

Tony [Trickster] 419802

>>419791
Not really. Let's skip to the sermon. See what happens.

Tela [Spellsword] 419804

>>419791
So two dice are rolled and doubles win? That's fairly easy.
"Hey fellas, you got room for another player?"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 419805

>>419791
I dive down and land next to Emrille.

>>419795
"What filly doing alone in city?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419806

>>419805
Roll my eyes.
"Private stuff, fuck off, birdie."

Felfire [Necromancer] 419807

>>419799
I might add, to stop whoever tries to take them.

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 419810

>>419806
"No. Seekkill not want fuck filly."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419812

>>419810
I sigh.
"I meant go away! Pester somepony else!"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 419820

>>419812
"Seekkill not pestering. City big for little filly."
I clack my beak a few times and look down at you.
"Filly might not be safe."

Sateo [DD Monk] 419822

>>419791
"Ten bits? the store down the street sells it for half that!" I grumble "I'll give you six bits."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419826

>>419820
Tap my gun.
"I'm safe enough with this. Go and bother somepony else, why don't you? Or find a rat or something to eat for yourself, huh? Come on, just go!"
I motion for him to leave.

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 419827

>>419826
"Know where metalwings is?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419829

>>419827
Shrug.
"Probably back on the ship locked up in a room. Go check that out."

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 419836

>>419829
"Seekkill looked there."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419841

>>419836
"Look again then! Or, fucked if I know, if she's not there she is probably fucking a corpse in a cemetery."

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 419846

>>419841
"Metalwings might do that. What filly doing? What pri-vat?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419852

>>419846
I groan.
"Just leave me alone already! Shoo! Get the fuck out of here! Is that so hard to get into your stupid bird brain?!"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 419855

>>419852
"Seekkill know what you want. Seekkill want to know what mean pri-vat."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419856

>>419855
"It meanst that it is my business, and not yours. Mare stuff. Good enough?"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 419858

>>419856
"Bus-in-ess? Mare stuff? Filly own mares?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419861

>>419858
"I am a mare, remember? Fucking hell, you are so fucking braindamaged. It's a wonder you don't forget how to breathe."

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 419865

>>419861
"Seekkill brain not damaged. Seekkill know how to breath."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419872

>>419865
"Good, then go ahead and breathe somewhere else."

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 419875

>>419872
"Fine."
I fly off to the temple where Light Heart and Tony were.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419876

>>419875
I let out a sigh of relief.
"Fucking finally."

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 419885

>>419876
I pass overhead before flying to the temple.
"Seekkill said he not fucking filly, not even if filly want it."

Wf+6 419890

>>419794
He's out on the docks admiring the new acquisition for the fleet.

>>419795
She laughs. "These are expensive ingredients, but I tell you what, I'll do the labor for free. It'll still be expensive, though."

>>419799
He doesn't appear to be in that room, though you can see it branches off to three additional rooms from here…

>>419801
He laughs. "Not quite. I've traveled some way. I was born in Novdogod, actually."

Wf+6 419893

>>419802
You head out there at evening. The burning beach is easy to spot. There are a lot of priests and normal folk gathered in ridiculous getups.

>>419804
"Sure. Got ante?"

Kind of. You'll pick it up.

Felfire [Necromancer] 419894

>>419890
"Just my day…"
If the shadow hasn't found anything, have him return here and let's inspect these rooms.
Is Abilio still with us?
Shadow stays in this room, I look into the leftmost one.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419895

>>419890
Okay, make sure the bird left.
Put a doubloon on the table.
"How many of these?"

Tony [Trickster] 419896

>>419893
Crap. Did I pick up something ridiculous?
Well whatever, be unexpected.
Enjoy the scenery. Where's the fire, not underneath us I hope?

Light Heart [Warlord] 419898

>>419890
"Oh? Another traveler? What brings you here, to Reptil? Business?"

Sateo [DD Monk] 419900

Chip(DD knight) 419902

>>419890
I wave at him then greet him as I approach.
"Commodore Smitts, if I may. Can we two speak about something regarding my welfare in the ship? Well if you are not that busy that is." I grin at him.

Wf+6 419904

>>419896
As you approach, someone compliments you on how meta your ridiculous costume is.

"I get it. In the context of ridiculous costumes, a normal outfit seems ridiculous."

The seaside is on fire here, the beach is fine – except for the very shore, which has turned to glass.

>>419898
"You will find there are many travelers in Reptil. As for me, I'm passing through to Dixie."

>>419895
"Eight."

>>419894
Abilio is surveying your work from the center room, near the shadow.

Looks like another dead end. No obvious signs of a pony here.

>>419822
"I'll meet you half way. Eight."

Wf+6 419905

>>419885
You head to the temple. Light Heart is here.

Wf+6 419907

>>419902
"Very well, I'm in a good mood. What is it?"

Sateo [DD Monk] 419910

>>419904
I sigh and give him my eight bits. "deal."

Wf+6 419912

>>419910
Got Pack o' Cards

Felfire [Necromancer] 419913

>>419904
Good.
Look in the closest room. Have the shadow stand near the other door, ready to catch whoever comes through.

Chip(DD knight) 419916

>>419907
I breath in deep before exhaling.
"Can I get a raise?" I blurt out.

Light Heart [Warlord] 419919

>>419904
"Oh? That is interesting… we may be on our way to Dixie as well, depending on how things go. For business, of course."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419922

>>419904
"Eight?! That's a shitload! How about six?"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 419923

>>419919
"Light Heart know where metalwings is? Know where chaos dog is?"

Wf+6 419928

>>419913
Nothing. Though you do discover two doors from here, one to the south, and another to the west.

>>419916
He chuckles. "I anticipated something like this. I had something else in mind."

>>419919
"Ah, then good health to you. Perhaps we will meet again some day."

>>419922
"I'd be taking a huge loss. Eight – which would be about four hundred bits – is the cost it takes me to produce such a perfect love potion. You did me a delivery favor, not saved my life."

Tony [Trickster] 419930

>>419904
"You get it. When is the real show getting started?"

Sateo [DD Monk] 419931

>>419912
I grin as I walk out the door and look around the street.
"Well, cheese, are ye any good at cards?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419935

>>419928
I grumble.
"That's still a fucking high price… It's guaranteed to work, right? If it won't, you bet your ass I'll find you and take it back twofold!"

Felfire [Necromancer] 419938

>>419928
What's in that one, Fervored?

Light Heart [Warlord] 419939

>>419928
"Or perhaps you wish to join us along the way? Barring we actually set sail for Dixie, of course. I will need to confirm that first."

Chip(DD knight) 419943

>>419928
I gulp and kneel down.
"Please! Dont throw me to the sharks! I am sorry for asking!"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 419946

>>419939
"Who Light Heart talking to?"

Wf+6 419948

>>419930
"About nine bong."

>>419931
It is difficult to hold a hand.

>>419935
"Look, I understand if you can't afford it. Perhaps a cheaper alternative…"

>>419938
He was stationed at "the other door" – the main hall. This room exits north, south, east, and west. You were at the east door, he was at the north.

Just Abilio.

>>419939
He shrugs. "I would join you if you would confirm that. I don't have a vessel yet."

>>419943
"Not that. I was planning on transferring you to the Eagle's Roost. The big ship. We could use someone who knows how to handle repairs on it."

Wf+6 419949

>>419946
"Vivid Eclipse. Pleasure."

Felfire [Necromancer] 419950

>>419948
Move him to the West, go to the South myself.
What do you see now?

Tony [Trickster] 419951

>>419948
"Nine bongs? That's still some bongs to go. So what are we doing in the meantime?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 419952

>>419946
"Ah, mister Seekkill. This is mister Eclipse. A worshiper of Luna."

>>419948
I nod
"Very well, I will attempt to find the answer to that question soon. I will not bother you any further for the time being."
Turn to Skylight
"Shall we begin, miss Skylight?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419953

>>419948
Shake my head.
"No, no, I can afford it. I'm just saying it's a shitload of money…"
Sigh.
"Okay, how about this… I give you nine of these, and you give me that potion, plus throw in a little vial of some good, strong aphrodisiac. Not a potion or drink, something that can be eaten."

Wf+6 419956

>>419953
She shrugs. "Okay, I can do that."

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 419958

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419960

>>419956
"Something sweet? Cool."
Give her the money.
"As for the potion, can it be mixed with stuff?"

Chip(DD knight) 419961

>>419948
Stand up and ponder a little. Well the old ship can repair itself like the buffalo told me so this one could need my expertise more.
"Ah, I could handle that. That would be great, a new ship to care for eh?"

I then nudge him knowingly.
"A bigger ship means bigger pay." I grin.

Light Heart [Warlord] 419963

>>419958
"Miss Felfire? I'm afraid not. I advice going to the ships and seeking her there. Perhaps miss Terrebonne knows? Or mister Abilio? I have not seen mister Tony since we left the forge either, I'm sorry."

Sateo [DD Monk] 419964

>>419948
I snicker at that "aye, that be true" anyone curious looking walking around '1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 419969

>>419963
"Seekkill saw Tony here with you."

>>419948
Can I catch his scent and find out where he has gone?

Wf+6 419972

>>419951
You timeskipped to the evening.

"Nine bongs is nearly here. See?"

He indicates a clock that reads 8:50. Then he points at nine filtration apparatuses for smoking. "Nine bongs."

>>419950
I don't see anyone. There is a door to the west, though.

This room seems empty.

>>419960
"It won't interact well with anything acidic. No fruit juice, alcohol, milk, et cetera. Bases are fine."

>>419961
"I had intended to make you the third mate, if you think you can handle it."

>>419964
Just armed guards and the like.

>>419969
He timeskipped to the evening, so he's theoretically still lounging around here…

Emrille [Gunslinger] 419974

>>419972
"Bases like what? What about water? And it doesn't color or smell, right?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 419975

>>419969
"Oh! Of course, yes. He was with the Discordians, over there."

>>419972
hey >>419952

Felfire [Necromancer] 419977

>>419972
Okay.
"I'll get that door. You keep watch on that."
Point him at the eastern door, the one with two more doors.
Then move silently into the western room and cautiously open the door.

Tony [Trickster] 419983

>>419972
"That looks good."
I suppose they're ready for inhalation?
They're communal right?

>>419975
In that time, I'm still sort of there.
Walk over.
"Hey there Miss Heart. Seekkill."

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 419987

>>419983
"Tony know where metalwings is?"

Sateo [DD Monk] 419992

>>419972
Bah, lets go explore the forest then. Guards are no fun. Anyone here '1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

Chip(DD knight) 419993

>>419972
My eyes widen.
"R.. really? But I am a good follower and am not sure about being third in command, there is navigation, morale, food, troop recruitment."
"I am not saying that I dont like the offer…."

"Perhaps I can try, and I will try my best." I smile.

Tony [Trickster] 419995

>>419987
Scratch my head.
"Felfire? Well last I saw her she got her feathers in a bunch about how" mock voice "you can't just raise an entire city, grogar will cry." normal voice. "I suppose she went to console grogar."

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 419998

>>419995
"Seekkill checked ships. She not there."

Light Heart [Warlord] 419999

>>419998
"That is strange…"

Tony [Trickster] 420001

>>419998
"Strange. But I don't know where she is in that case. Wait, have you checked the graveyards?"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 420003

>>420001
"Emrille suggested that. Seekkill go check."

>>419972
I fly up and look around for a graveyard.

Light Heart [Warlord] 420006

>>420001
"I suppose those would be more like her version of the Red Light District."
I chuckle

Wf+6 420008

>>419974
"No smell or color. Water is neutral, it's fine."

>>419975
Vivid Eclipse wandrs off.

Skylight nods and gets everyone to link up. "First, clear your mind. Let's meditate briefly. Just breathe out and get a good, calm feeling."

>>419977
There is another room to the north. You don't see anyone in here.

>>419983
Of course. They're passing them around. As after each puff, the priests give the ceremonial, "Don't bogart the bong, dude." indicating it is time to pass it on.

>>419992
You head out to the edge of town. You wouldn't call it so much a forest as you would a light wood. It is quiet here, generally, except there is a buck nearby with an enormous rack, which catches your attention.

>>419993
"If you're not confident in your abilities, I can find someone else. Are you sure you can handle it?"

>>420003
There doesn't appear to be a formal graveyard in this city.

Tony [Trickster] 420012

>>420003
"If you see an open grave, don't look into it. You don't want to know what she does to corpses."
I shout as he flies away.

>>420006
I chuckle.
"At least she doesn't have to pay for those."

>>420008
Take on one of the bongs.
Light it up, make sure lots of smoke collects in the pipe and inhale '1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

420013

>>420008
Right. Relax my muscles and calm my mind. Try to find peace in this bustling city.

Roll #1 4 = 4

Emrille [Gunslinger] 420015

>>420008
Smirk.
"Awesome.
Now, is that all? Or anything else I should know?"

Felfire [Necromancer] 420016

>>420008
Good.
Enter and see what's in that new room then.

Tony [Trickster] 420017

>>420013
"So what are you doing here, Miss Heart?"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 420018

>>420008
I fly in wide circles around the city and look for Flux.

Sateo [DD Monk] 420019

>>420008
gently approach the buck "Hello there"

Light Heart [Warlord] 420022

>>420017
I keep my eyes closed
"Miss Skylight wished to pray. I obliged. I do not consider myself a religious pony, but I am certainly openminded enough to agree to this."

Chip(DD knight) 420023

>>420008
I stand up straight.
"Oh no sir Smitts. I can Commodore Smitts. I will try my best sir. The Eagle's roost will have a good third mate I promise that."

Tony [Trickster] 420027

>>420022
"Watch out with all that praying.
Before you know it, you're a nun."

Light Heart [Warlord] 420033

>>420027
I smile, still keeping my eyes closed
"I do not hate fun yet, so I believe I am in the clear for now."

Tony [Trickster] 420036

>>420033
"Suit yourself. I'll leave you to the…praying thing then…" Walk off.

Wf+6 420039

>>420012
Everything seems to turn Tye-dye. Oh boy, here we go.

>>420013
It's hard to focus with Tony pestering you.

"Feeling ready?"

>>420015
She thinks a moment. "I think that's it. Just remember: no acids! In general, if it's sour or can turn sour, it's acidic."

>>420016
Perception check.

>>420018
You saw him before, but he has disappeared inside somewhere now.

>>420019
He turns and raises a brow. "You're not here for lumber, are you? Lumber is on Tuesdays."

He's wearing a nice coif made of leaves, and a sort of bark-armor.

Deer are not a common sight in general. They tend to be a superstitious and isolationist people.

>>420023
"Good. Perhaps you should go familiarize yourself with your colleagues. You'll be working under Mister Movp, a griffon, Mister Flux, a zebra, and Miss September, a jenny."

Felfire [Necromancer] 420040

>>420039
'1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

Emrille [Gunslinger] 420041

>>420039
"Gotcha'."
Now, will I recieve the stuff to?

Tony [Trickster] 420042

>>420039
"Don't bong the bogart, little girl."
Ow sweet, where am I going?

420043

>>420039
I nod
"Yes. Of course. My apologies."
Concentrate.

Roll #1 2 = 2

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 420044

>>420039
I go to where I last saw him and try to catch his scent.
[1d10]

Roll #1 5 = 5

Sateo [DD Monk] 420045

>>420039
I shake my head "No, I be a traveler. Name's Sateo." I tap my leaf stone necklace "be ye a druid?"

Chip(DD knight) 420046

>>420039
"Ah new recruits it seems." I smile at him. "Looks like Reptil is not in short supply of scum to look for eh? Good thing too if you ask me, at least more crew means more to run the ship."

I look around,
"So where are they?"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 420055

>>420044
That's an 8 because of Survival.

Wf+6 420067

>>420040
Hmmm…. it must've been nothing.

>>420041
Of course, you get it.

>>420042
The ground seems to be made of snakes. That's okay, though, because they're distributing cakes.

>>420043
"Shall we begin?"

>>420044
>>420055
He probably headed out to the sea.

>>420045
"Not exactly. Are you looking for the druid?"

>>420046
"Those three are actually ex-members of the crew that rejoined us. Mister Movp is probably in a bar. Mister Flux could be anywhere, but I'd look for a butcher's. Miss September could be anywhere, but I'd try the bars as well."

Felfire [Necromancer] 420068

>>420067
Alright. What's in this room then?

420069

>>420067
Well, I guess I'll have to do this not fully concentrated.
"Yes, miss Skylight. Let us pray."

Roll #1 2 = 2

Wf+6 420070

>>420068
A nice antique rug is on the floor. On the western wall there is a window. There is an urn on a table here. There are a number of chairs in this room: it appears to be a sitting room.

>>420069
You can't focus because a fly keeps landing on your flank, prompting you to flick your tail at it.

One more chance to focus before prayer is over.

Felfire [Necromancer] 420071

>>420070
An.. Urn?
Step inside, inspect it.
'1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

Smouldering Torch [Burninator] 420072

>>420067
That's new. Oh well, in times like these you've just go with the flow and you'll end….somewhere
Where's the flow going?

420074

>>420070
Well it is a nice flank, I cannot possibly blame them.

But really… try to concentrate.

Roll #1 6 = 6

Tony [Trickster] 420075

Wf+6 420080

>>420071
It looks like it's supposed to house ashes, but instead it houses some kind of aromatic wood chips. Fucking rich people.

>>420072
The snakes seem to be moving as one into the woods… You wonder where they are migrating.

>>420074
You feel the slightest connection to Her divinity, but you get no response. You feel the slightest memory awaken… of another prayer, in another time, in another place. What could have been. You wonder if it's real, or a passing fancy.

Sateo [DD Monk] 420082

>>420067
I shake my head "Just spotted your leaves, and thought ye might be close to nature like me." I look curious "Do druids live here?"

Felfire [Necromancer] 420083

>>420080
These were necromancers. Seance with the wood.
'1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

Tony [Trickster] 420084

>>420080
This is most unusual for snakes. I must study their behaviour.

Follow them into the woods.

Light Heart [Warlord] 420085

>>420080
I shrug. Never been quite the religious type anyway. Maybe next time.
"Thank you, miss Skylight."

Chip(DD knight) 420087

>>420067
"Aaah, I see. I have gone to the bar… or 'a' bar earlier. Perhaps I could have a look around and see if I could find them eh?"

"Perhaps I could go and see if I can recruit some guys or gals for myself or do you got it covered?" I look at him.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 420088

>>420067
Tuck them away safely.
What is the aphrodisiac? What sort of food.
"Thanks for the bis'!"

Wf+6 420091

>>420082
"Of a sort. There is one. We serve him. He does not speak to outsiders."

>>420083
Only one of the family was a necromancer, remember? The 'black sheep' of the family.

You can't seance with wood! Such things are impossible without training. Didn't you listen to Smitts?

>>420084
They lead you to a pony in an entertainer's getup performing tricks. He's eating a rock, and weighing down some papers with a melon.

>>420085
She smiles and nods. "Of course, you can't expect her to speak to you your first time, but it was good that you took the first step."

>>420087
"There are many bars in town. As for recruiting efforts – bring anyone on you wish."

>>420088
It's some sort of spice that can be sprinkled on food.

"Sure, sure. Come again."

Tony [Trickster] 420096

>>420091
Take a curious look at it.
"Excuse me pony, what are you doing?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 420098

>>420091
"I promised you, did I not? I am a generous mare, miss Skylight, I stay true to my words."
I stand back up
"Now… I must go see mister Smitts."
Go do so.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 420100

>>420091
Take the stuff and go wander around the city randomly.
'1d10'

I wonder if it can be sprinkled on a chocolate bar? If so, I should get one.

Roll #1 7 = 7

Chip(DD knight) 420103

>>420091
"Alright, I will go and see if I can find them, or if I have time recruit some." I smile.

I then lean a bit closer to Smitts.
"By the way, I was just expecting a raise so all of … this is a great. Thanks Smi.. I mean commodore Smitts"

With that I go around Reptil and find sir Movp around the bars. Perhaps around the red light?

Felfire [Necromancer] 420105

>>420091
A soul could have been bound to it!
Pick it up anyway, this piece of wood has picked my interest.
Leave the roo-
Wait.
Is the windows open or closed?

Felfire [Necromancer] 420106

>>420105
>window*

Wf+6 420112

>>420096
He says something that you're sure is Ignan or Terran, but you're not sure if it was slow or fast.

>>420098
She frowns. "I'd prefer if you were doing it for your own good, not just to humor me. But very well."

The lot of you head off to see Smitts. He's chatting with Chip.

>>420100
Good luck. That won't be made for another hundred and fifty years. Try a chocolate ball.

>>420103
Perhaps. Roll for luck.

>>420105
It is closed currently, but not latched.

Chip(DD knight) 420113

>>420112
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

Felfire [Necromancer] 420114

>>420112
Uh.
Go look through it.
'1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

Sateo [DD Monk] 420117

>>420091
"I see, are you happy serving him?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 420118

>>420112
"My words were not that I would attempt to pray. Rather, to become a better pony with your help."

I then approach Smitts and Chip
"Mister Smitts. Mister Chip. A good day to you both. Are you busy?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 420121

>>420112
Any sort of sweet that fat fuck Tela would gladly eat! I'm sure there are some street vendors.

Tony [Trickster] 420123

>>420112
Can I listen better and identify if it was slow or fast '1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

Chip(DD knight) 420124

>>420118
"Miss. Lightheart." I nod and lighten up before stroking her mane once.
"Well kind of, but I was about to leave. I got to meet some of the new recruits of the ships. I leave Commodore Smitts to your care." I grin.

Wf+6 420129

>>420113
You wander into a low-class dive and realize you have no idea what these officers look like aside from their races, which will make it difficult in a crowded town.

>>420117
"We have always served him."

>>420118
"Just finished, it would seem."

>>420121
There are. Nearby there is some sort of sugary bread treat stand, served with honey.

>>420123
You are so warped you can't tell. It is a good pain.

Felfire [Necromancer] 420130

>>420129
Look through windows?
'1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

Emrille [Gunslinger] 420131

>>420129
Ooh, that will do!
Flutter over there.
"Hey, how much for one of these?"

Chip(DD knight) 420135

>>420129
Scratch my head, stupid me for not asking what they look like.
Perhaps I could ask around of their name, if not go around Reptil and see if anyone is interested to join and become a ship sailor.
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

Light Heart [Warlord] 420136

>>420129
"Good."
I look at the Dhow
"I see our newest acquisition has been arranged for. What a nice vessel."

Sateo [DD Monk] 420139

>>420129
I look a little distant "Aye, that's just how it is then.. Would ye be punished if ye attempted to leave?"

Wf+6 420142

>>420130
Nothing out there. Perception check.

>>420131
"Tasty treats, ten bits for three."

>>420135
You wander about and run into the Shipbuilder's Union. Maybe this is a good place to start.

>>420136
"Yes. Its name is What Was Missing, but I think that's a little wordy for a vessel. I think I'll call it Hourglass."

>>420139
"I do not want to leave. We live peacefully here. Perhaps you'd like to see."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 420145

>>420142
"Make it four and we have a deal."

Chip(DD knight) 420147

>>420142
I grin at this. I didnt know a place like Reptil could have, or even capable of supporting a union. Haha!

Go inside and see what they are cooking, Perhaps ask one of the shipbuilders what kind of ships they are building.

Light Heart [Warlord] 420148

>>420142
"That sounds like an acceptable name."
I motion to Onik
"I hope you do not mind me having recruited some new crewmembers. I must say, Reptil has quite a lot of interesting individuals."

Felfire [Necromancer] 420150

>>420142
'1d10'
I'm totally not sleeping on the job, I swear.

Roll #1 5 = 5

Tony [Trickster] 420152

>>420129
"Are you hear for the evening sermons as well?"

Sateo [DD Monk] 420158

>>420142
I nod "Yes, I be curious.." I hesitate "will I be allowed back out?"

Wf+6 420167

>>420145
He scrutinizes you, but agrees.

>>420147
The shipbuilders are gathered around a pegasus in the middle shouting about freedom.

"NO ONE IN THE ADMINISTRATIVE DISTRICT GIVES A FUCK ABOUT ANY OF YOU! I KNOW SUCKS TO HEAR, BUT THAT'S THE TRUTH. I know I'm not ideal. I know I've let you down. But dammit, I am YOUR ONLY FRIEND right now. I need you to back me, and if you do, I can do a LOT for you."

>>420148
"Not at all. It was one of the main reasons we stopped here. We need a crew, you know."

>>420150
Maybe it was just the wind…

>>420152
You shake yourself a bit, and his words start to make sense. "Something like that. Heh, heh."

>>420158
"Yes… of course."

Felfire [Necromancer] 420168

>>420167
"Is somepony here?"
Beat the hilt of my staff on the floor, and raise my copper wings to look menaceous.

Light Heart [Warlord] 420169

>>420167
"Excellent."
I smile
"On that note, has anything been decided yet on our next destination?"

Sateo [DD Monk] 420171

>>420167
I smile "Lets shove off then mate" I follow the deer.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 420172

>>420167
Pay him the bits/doubloon chip.

What to do, what to do now~
Let's head back to the ship, for one.

Chip(DD knight) 420182

>>420167
Check out whats happening. Is it a workers strike? What is she blabbering about?

Is she hot?

Wf+6 420376

>>420168
Hmmm… no response. Spooky.

>>420169
"Yes… I think south was a wise option anyway. Dust, Dixie, and the Aquamarine City are still on the table, but now that we've resupplied, our range has increased dramatically. There's the Island of Roads, or the old 'city of world's desire' might be a good raiding opportunity. The swamp town of Carrow would be a friendlier option on the other side of the Equestrian Continent. And of course there are plenty of little cities to hit all along the Equestrian coast…"

>>420171
He leads you off deep into a glade. As you get closer, you start to notice deer staring at the edge of your vision. Finally, he leads you back to a tribal camp area, where there are a large number of deer, both buck and doe. They're going about their business, but your attention is drawn by a buck at the center of camp with the biggest rack you've ever seen. It's enormous: like a small tree. He's pretty large himself, which he must be to support such a thing.

>>420172
You arrive back at the ship.

>>420182
This pegasus is male. He's pretty built, but bald of mane.

[lemon] 420385

>>420376
Frown a bit and listen to whatever he is saying. Perhaps I can ask one of the crowd whats happening.
"What is he talking about?"

Chip(DD knight) 420388

Sateo [DD Monk] 420391

>>420376
I give an impressed whistle. "what a home."

Wf+6 420393

>>420391
"From here, the Supreme Steward speaks with Mother Nature herself. Unlike other divines which frequently exert their will, hers is mysterious, and few have the power to commune with her in the truest sense as the Supreme Steward can."

>>420385
"That's Cloud King. He wants to be re-elected to the Reptil Council. Lotta folks here in the union hated him after the last shipyard closing, but he says he's not giving up…"

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 420395

>>419701
"I'll take it. More power on the bow gives me more time and more options in the battlefield."

"Say, if you don't mind me chatting, how long have you been at this industry?"

Chip(DD knight) 420404

>>420393
I nod at this. Politics, dont care.
Cloud King… have I heard of that… Naaah…

I look around the shipyard. Perhaps its time to look for good possible recruits while I admire the ships that they are making.
'1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10

Sateo [DD Monk] 420405

>>420393
"That's why he's ye leader?" I pause "But still, 'tis place be a wee secluded, do ye have a family here? ..A doe?"

Wf+6 420415

>>420395
"I took up making bows and other weapons as a hobby in retirement about six years ago. Before that I was a vampire hunter. Let me tell you: most vampire hunters do not retire. That being said, I didn't have much of a plan for what I was going to do after I retired."

>>420404
You see a poster with a picture of a sort of anonymous-looking hardworking earth pony. The poster reads: WHO IS STEEL STRIKER?

There are a few ponies gathered around it.

>>420405
"I do. Almost all of our tribe is tied here to the land. All but one, I suppose…"

Chip(DD knight) 420422

>>420415
Approach those who are gathered around the poster.
"Who is steel Striker…. so who is it? By the way, nice shipyard this place." I asked one of those who are gathered around the poster.

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 420427

>>420415
"Vampire hunter? Have they actually been such a common threat that many ponies took it up as a career in these areas? I heard lots of tales about them when I was working in the East, but I thought they were exaggerations from my fellows."

Wf+6 420430

>>420422
The ponies chuckle. "That's what everypony wants to know."

"If we knew, wouldn't the poster say, 'Steel Strike is this guy.'?"

>>420427
"There was a population boom some thirty years ago. Real threat. Almost destroyed the sun or something. I was never really clear on what their prophecy was supposed to do, exactly. Point being the reason you don't see a lot of vampires about these days is because we won."

Chip(DD knight) 420435

>>420430
I scratch my head and chuckle with them.
"So hows the working condition in this place, is this a good place for a shipbuilder to do work?"

Wf+6 420437

>>420435
"It's alright. Challenging work. Out of doors. Guarantee you won't go hungry. 'Cause at the end of the day, as long as there's water left on this plane, someone's gonna want to ride a boat."

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 420439

>>420430
"Least you can look outside and know you did good. Me? Sometimes I wonder what I did with my life. Too many good soldiers didn't come home, and far too often I'm left wondering if it was even necessary."

"Enough of that talk. We'll scare away customers with our old people talk. Next we'll be complaining about our knees. Let's talk shop, what do I have to know to keep it in working order?"

Chip(DD knight) 420442

>>420437
"I agree." I nod at this and ponder for a moment staring at the poster.
"So…. anyone of you have thoughts of going out for awhile? Wanting to try working on another job, say… on-board a ship?"

Wf+6 420459

>>420439
He spends some time showing you how to use a large crossbow, and how to maintain it (which is similar to your old bow).

>>420442
"Nah. I've got family here."
"Same, and I've given up sea life."
"Motion sick."
"Besides, no one will leave the union with all this turmoil going on. You'd have to talk to Steel Striker at least."
They all chuckle.

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 420463

>>420459
Hold the bow up and smile.
"Yes, this is exactly what I needed. This should prove useful."

Leave a nice tip and head towards the Apathetic Apiarist.

Chip(DD knight) 420465

>>420459
"Awww.. too bad, well I cant push anyone to take up a job." I smile and shrug.

I then eye the poster.
"Steel Striker? Harummphh.. lets see of that.. whoever it is, is as good as this poster claims. Thanks for your time then." I bow and smile smugly before leaving.

Steel… Striker… Hmmm. Perhaps I have to go around this place and ask the workers who this mystery worker is. Piqued my interest.
'1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

Wf+6 420471

>>420463
There's an extremely bored looking earth pony behind the counter. He doesn't even acknowledge you as you enter.

>>420465
You ask around and just elicit more questions and mysterious about the enigmatic Steel Striker. You even come across more posters that ask the ever-pressing question: "Who is Steel Striker?"

Your research leads you to legends about the supposed Steel Striker. Stories attribute various feats to him, like making flying ships – or underwater ships. Supposedly he had explored the entire world – TWICE, and visited the Stormy Castle of Tirek and lived to tell the tale. Legend even had it that he had found the Fountain of Youth and was really a thousand years old and had once had a fleeting romance with Nightmare Moon herself!

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 420472

>>420471
I fly out to sea and look for Flux.
[1d10+3]

Roll #1 4 + 3 = 7

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 420473

>>420471
Let's see what spice he has available first, and hopefully he has some in stock and didn't forget to put out the new product.
[1d10]

Roll #1 3 = 3

Wf+6 420474

>>420473
There are a bunch of varieties behind glass at the counter he's leaning on.

>>420472
Flux seems to be headed back to the ships now.

Chip(DD knight) 420475

>>420471
"Far off stories from childrens tales I tell you! Bah!" I fumed at one of those whom I asked. What a load of rubbish.
I then stop to ponder, hmmm… well there is Tony who with the help of his bunny, remakes Reptil back…..

Arg, I shake my head in confusion, perhaps I will go to another part of Reptil and ask the other citizens there if they have knowledge of this Steel Striker guy. Might be worth my time.
>pls rng
'1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 420476

>>420474
I land and walk along side him.
"What fun in city?"

Wf+6 420477

>>420476
"Essence. I drink it in. Sights. There is much to see. Learn. There are more ways to gain knowledge than to be taught or to steal from your foes."

Wf+6 420478

>>420475
They're less helpful here. they don't even have stories! It's all just "Who is Steel Striker?"

They start to ask if you know anything about him. How enigmatic.

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 420479

>>420477
"What good to look at? What good to learn? Where learn it?"

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 420480

>>420474
"Say, how many of those spices behind you are available for the public at large? Any cubeb or galingale or pepper avialable?"

Chip(DD knight) 420481

>>420478
I slump on the pavement.
"Auuugghh this is frustrating." I blurted out, perhaps I should have left the recruitment to Smitts.

I slap myself, no this is experience. Just recruit one guy, thats all. Go and ask, perhaps I might get lucky this time.
>inb4 a >1
'1d10;'

Chip(DD knight) 420482

>>420481
'1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

Wf+6 420483

>>420479
"Shows. I go to see them to know what they think. Conventions. I go to see them to know what they know. Buffets. I go to eat them to eat what they eat."

>>420481
>>420482
You're wandering along the street when you're dragged into an alleyway by a bunch of G-Ponies in trenchcoats and fedoras. They hold you down, shine a light on you, and start barking questions at you.

"What were you doing at the Shipbuilder's Union?"
"Are you supposed to be a shipbuilder? Where are your tools?"
"What did you ask those passersby?"
"What did you find in the Shipbuilder's Union?"
"What do the posters mean?"
"Who is Steel Striker?"

Wf+6 420484

>>420480
While none of the rest of his body moves, his eyes shift between two bottles. One is labeled 'pepper', and another 'ginger'.

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 420485

>>420483
"What is con-ven-tion?"

Wf+6 420486

>>420485
"Display. Many come together to discuss knowledge."

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 420487

>>420486
"Where Seekkill find one?"

Chip(DD knight) 420488

>>420483
"Wha what?! One question at a time! And… Arrghh let go off me!"
Fight back and struggle to get free.
'1d10'

"I dont know! I am finding this Steel guy because they told me so!"

Roll #1 2 = 2

Chip(DD knight) 420489

>>420488
"and I was finding someone to recruit for work!"

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 420490

>>420484
"Quiet type. Spare me a meagre amount and I'll be on my way, leaving you to your heavy thoughts."

Can I haggle a bit on the price?

[1d10]

"Oh, and where can I find a tea shop?"

Roll #1 2 = 2

Wf+6 420491

>>420487
"Entertainment. District for leisure."

>>420488
>>420489
You fail to break free. They keep shaking you and asking you questions.

"Who is Steel Striker?"
"What were you doing at the Shipbuilder's Union?"
"What does Cloud King have to do with Steel Striker?"
"What does Steel Striker want with the City Council?"
"Who is Steel Striker?"
"Where can we find him?"
"Who are you?"
"Who do you work for?"
"Why does Steel Striker reach out to the working class?"
"What are Steel Striker's supporters doing in the secret cemetery after dark?"
"Who is Steel Striker?"

>>420490
He eyes a nearby scale and a price chart next to it.

In many places, you can haggle. Here, you can not.

As for the tea shop, he eyes the door.

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 420492

>>420491
"Thank you."
I fly off and look for the district he was talking about.
[1d10+3]

Roll #1 2 + 3 = 5

Chip(DD knight) 420493

>>420491
Arg! Struggle to get free.
'1d10'

"I am Chip, a dog who repairs ship and I dont know who this Steel Striker is but what I heard is that he's a damn good shipbuilder fuck! Ow not the groin! I was here to recruit the bozo but all I heard is that he's just a goddamn rumor now let go of me!"

Roll #1 7 = 7

Wf+6 420494

>>420492
In the entertainment district, there are showrooms for conventions organized by letter. You see many showrooms, A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, K, Q, R, S, T, U, V, X, Y, and Z. There are also some ancillary showrooms next to the main ones labeled various variations on these.

Wf+6 420495

>>420493
You burst free of the pile of G-Ponies and they immediately slink into the shadows and vanish without a trace. Mysterious, but at least you got a clue. Unfortunate that you can't act on it until after dark.

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 420496

>>420494
I check out the extra ones.

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 420497

>>420491
"Spices like these are a necessity on long voyages, so I'll take a small amount of both."

Pay the lad his fee, and let's look for some simple teas. After that, we head back to the ship to drop off our little preparations.

Chip(DD knight) 420498

>>420495
Working class, cemetery… who are those ponies? Perhaps I will visit the cemetery after this but I have to make sure they are not following me. Perhaps I will wait for night to come before going there.

Wf+6 420499

>>420496
They vary. You definitely see RS, ADV, VR, VG, CM, HM, IC, TRV, and TOY rooms, among others.

Wf+6 420500

>>420497
Spices acquired. No luck on tea.

>>420498
Perhaps.

[Pause]

Wf+6 420674

>>420500
[Unpause]

Light Heart [Warlord] 420676

>>420376
"Yes… Dixie."
I clear my throat.
"I grew up in Dixie. It has been some time since I last saw it."

Chip(DD Warmaster) 420677

>>420500
Go around Reptil and drink(lightly) on a couple of bars in hope that those… g-ponies will get bored and leave me or will get lost in the process Perhaps I might meet Movp in the process. Do this until it is night in Reptil.

'1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

Tony [Trickster] 420678

>>420167
"You're a follower of the Changer as well then? Must be if you're here on His beach."

Sateo [DD Monk] 420679

>>420415
I look at the deer curiously "Who be that?"

Wf+6 420680

>>420676
"Waxing nostalgic, Miss Heart? I'll take it into consideration."

>>420677
You wander around the bars aimlessly until night, but have no revelations about those you are supposed to meet.

>>420678
He flicks a card free of a deck that has appeared in his hoof. "Here's my card."

It's… the Knave of Clubs.

>>420679
"The treemaker's apprentice. He left us and went into the city. We do not know what has come of him."

Light Heart [Warlord] 420683

>>420680
"Perhaps, perhaps…"
I chuckle
"I had one more thing I wished to ask of you, mister Smitts. Some time back, miss Rosemary mentioned something she should probably not have mentioned. You no doubt realize this. I was curious what it was about. I believe it was not long after you spoke with her privately."

Tony [Trickster] 420684

>>420680
Study the card for a second.
"What should I do with this?"

Chip(DD Warmaster) 420685

>>420680

Ask the citizens of Reptil where the cemetary is at, While we are at it, perhaps I might ask some of the citizens about the talks of a secret cemetary that I heard about.

Also ask them if they heard about a steel striker?
'1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 420689

>>420680
I go into the K convention.

Sateo [DD Monk] 420692

>>420680
I look surprised "Do ye think he left the port?"

Tela [Spellsword] 420693

>>419893
"Sure thing pals. How much is entry?"

Felfire [Necromancer] 420694

>>420376
Very.
Let's walk back to the last intersection.
What rooms haven't I visited yet?

Wf+6 420699

>>420683
"I'm more surprised you didn't wrestle it out of her. I asked if she thought you were a competent leader."

>>420684
"Not your card?"

He flicks it and it becomes a Joker before passing it to you.

>>420685
You just get more legends and mythic tales about Steel Striker when asking about him. Cemetery questions all turn up the same response: there is no cemetery.

Just when you're about to give up, you ask at a shady dive out by the coast. The bartender gives you a look before whispering,

"Under the bird statue in town square. Inside the thieves' city."

>>420689
It's full of every type of weapon, from advanced guns to primitive spears. Most of the owners are showing off their most impressive or exotic weapons. One even has a "harp bow" – a supposed artifact remnant from Equestrian soil.

>>420693
"Two normal, three called. Payout is five, or ten plus three on call. We play until two crowns. With you, five players. Dice are six-sided, two."

>>420692
"It's possible. I wouldn't know. He could be anywhere."

>>420694
You seem to have searched each of them. Abilio raises a brow.

Tela [Spellsword] 420701

>>420699
"Riiight."
Take out that chipped doubloon
"I got this, which is kinda hard to pay with on the go. Worth 90 bits."

Felfire [Necromancer] 420702

>>420699
"He has to be a rogue. Or he's jumped off the window, but I saw nothing down there.
There was something wrong with the kast room, couldn't quite place it."

Light Heart [Warlord] 420703

>>420699
"I admit the thought crossed my mind. But I figured that if it was something I needed to know, you would answer when I asked you."
I turn to Rosemary with a smile
"And what did she answer to that question?"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 420707

>>420699
I look for anyone selling blowguns.
[1d10+3]

Roll #1 4 + 3 = 7

Chip(DD Warmaster) 420708

>>420699
I smile at him and give him a small tip before heading out and going to this bird statue at the town square. Perhaps investigate the place a bit. Is there a secret entrance of sort. What does the bird statue looks like.

'1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

Tony [Trickster] 420710

>>420699
"Nice trick. I can do something like that as well."

Reinvent Self (try to look like that joker on the card) '1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

Wf+6 420713

>>420701
It's worth 40.

"Alright, we'll credit you until it runs out."

Tela: 40
Snarl: ??
Sunshine Smile: ??
Hrath: ??
Iron Wing: ??

"Roll for order. One die."

'4d6'

Roll #1 3, 5, 5, 5 = 18

Tela [Spellsword] 420714

>>420713
[1d6]

Roll #1 6 = 6

Wf+6 420715

>>420702
"Mm… well, what did you need?"

>>420703
Rosemary shrinks a little.

"That seems to defeat the purpose of you leaving the room, Miss Heart."

>>420707
It's a showroom, not a marketplace.

There are blowguns on display, though.

>>420708
It looks like a chicken on a weather vane.

>>420710
You manage to turn yourself into a card. You flutter onto the ground and lay there for six seconds.

He chuckles. "Nice trick."

>>420714
"You're up."

Sateo [DD Monk] 420718

>>420699
I nod "Aye, maybe he just wanted some time to roam?" I smile a bit "What was he like? I travel all over If I find him I could deliver a message for ye."

Chip(DD Warmaster) 420719

>>420715
Where is the weather vane pointing or the chicken looking at? Also can I touch it?

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 420720

>>420715
I look at them. How do they compare to the one I made years ago on the island?

Felfire [Necromancer] 420721

>>420715
"I wanted to interrogate them, see who took the book. Clearly not gonna happen now.
Maybe there's something I missed back in that room, can you help me find it?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 420722

>>420715
I chuckle and turn back to Smitts
"Of course, of course. I was merely jesting. This raises the question though, why ask her this? Are you planning something, mister Smitts?"

Tony [Trickster] 420725

>>420715
I was thinking the pony joker figure on the card but hey that works as well.
I didn't even know I could do that.
Once I'm back up, I sit down.

"So why are you showing me these cards?"
I grasp the joker one again.
"What's the meaning behind it?"

420726

>>420715
Alright, help me here. I have to roll two dice now and see if I get doubles?

Roll #1 1, 1 = 2

Wf+6 420728

>>420718
"Though he was apprenticed to the tree-maker, he was always tinkering with strange, unnatural things. He is no doubt working metal or its mineral like."

>>420719
It's tall, but you could climb up and touch it.

The weather vane is pointing north, but it's stone, so it doesn't swivel.

>>420720
They're more finely made, but none of these are made from bone, they're all wood or metal.

>>420721
"You never told me what kind of book we're looking for."

>>420722
"You are an officer. There are certain competencies I need to know you possess."

>>420725
"It's His favorite card."

>>420726
Snarl snarls. "Beginner's luck."

Tela: 43

Turns progress.

Snarl: '2d6'
Sunshine Smile: "Twos." '2d6'
Hrath: "Fives." '2d6'
Iron Wing: '2d6'

Roll #1 5, 3 = 8 / Roll #2 2, 1 = 3 / Roll #3 3, 3 = 6 / Roll #4 5, 5 = 10

Wf+6 420729

>>420728
Pot: 2
Tela: 43
Snarl: 58
Hrath: 22
Iron Wing: 43

Chip(DD Warmaster) 420730

>>420728
Weird. go north of the town square and see whats the weather vane is pointing at.

Felfire [Necromancer] 420731

>>420728
"A diary which contains the required procedure to find the next leader of the blacktongue cult.
Suffiece to say, I'm working for somepony who doesn't want the cult to find it. Somepony I guess you know, at this point.
Somepony whose name I can't make."

Wf+6 420732

>>420729
Oh, and Sunshine Smile: 17

Light Heart [Warlord] 420733

>>420728
"Of course, yes. Are you pleased with my performance so far?"

Wf+6 420734

>>420730
You follow the road for a while… it doesn't seem to be pointing at anything, as the road continues for two or three miles.

>>420731
Abilio sighs. "You do know how to get yourself into trouble, don't you? Alright, let's have a look."

Wf+6 420735

>>420733
"The Autumnsreach affair could have gone over better."

420736

>>420728
Alright alright, I got this shit. Fun game.
"Threes."

Roll #1 3, 1 = 4

Felfire [Necromancer] 420737

>>420734
"He kinda had my soul at swordpoint. And you were just in the other room."
Grumble a bit, and start looking for the diary in that last room.
'1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 420739

>>420728
Can I see anything that makes them superior in function when compared too mine?
[1d10+3]

Roll #1 2 + 3 = 5

Chip(DD Warmaster) 420740

>>420734
Pfff… go back to the square, check out the statue again if it can move by pushing it in certain directions. Are there any ponies around me too while I am doing this?

Tony [Trickster] 420742

>>420728
Take a look at the card again.
"Ah yes, I get it. The card can be everything at once. And it's not part of the order of cards, it exists outside of them."
Look at him.
"Is it your favorite card as well?"

Sateo [DD Monk] 420743

>>420728
"Very curious." I frown puzzled a bit "If me and my bucko had grown up here.. well, I might not ever leave."

"Me mates won't miss me until morning. Do ye need a paw to help out with anything?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 420744

>>420735
"Indeed it could have. But it could have gone worse as well."
I clear my throat
"And in all fairness, miss Emrille was the one in charge of the mission, not me. But… I do admit I should have played a more active role and taken matters in my own hooves."

Wf+6 420750

>>420736
"Almost."

Pot: 5
Tela: 40
Snarl: 58
Sunshine Smile: 17
Hrath: 22
Iron Wing: 43

'2d6'
'2d6'
'2d6'
'2d6' Sixes

>>420737
Looks like it has been pilfered. Just great.

"Seems you can find it anywhere."

>>420739
They look nicer, that's about all you can tell.

>Spot checking an Appraisal or Engineering roll


I'll give you credit, it was a nice try.

>>420740
It's kinda late. They'll probably think you're drunk.

You try to push the base of the statue when it gives way and you fall through it. You go some way, then hit the floor below.

>>420742
"No. The Knave of Clubs."

>>420743
"Fresh spring water must be brought to the Supreme Steward. The only such pure spring is deep in the woods. Many have visions there. Perhaps it would be enlightening for you if you ventured out."

>>420744
"Well, at least you take responsibility. I like that. I do have something you can do, if you're interested in shouldering some responsibility. There's a local cult… a Headthought Convention. They're the most trivial kind of cult, but they're interfering with our trade. If you have a moment, I'd like you to plant some seeds under seat eighty eight in their convention grounds."

Roll #1 4, 2 = 6 / Roll #2 1, 5 = 6 / Roll #3 1, 1 = 2 / Roll #4 2, 1 = 3

Wf+6 420751

>>420750
Pot: 14
Tela: 40
Snarl: 58
Sunshine Smile: 17
Hrath: 25
Iron Wing: 43

Chip(DD Warmaster) 420752

>>420750
Ow…. oww..
Try to stand up and see where I landed, I hope I dont land into something… unpleasant considering this is a city.

420753

>>420750
>>420751
Okay it's cool, I got this. I'm going to be fucking rich.
"Fives."

Roll #1 2, 4 = 6

Felfire [Necromancer] 420755

>>420750
"And I can't ask the walls just yet.
Great.
Guess I'll have to go bother Hero some more and write the diary off his memory."

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 420756

>>420750
I try to spot anyone who looks like they know about blowpipes and ask them about any advantages the ones on display have over mine.
[1d10+3]

Roll #1 2 + 3 = 5

Light Heart [Warlord] 420758

>>420750
"Headthought? Very well, that sounds a relatively simple task."

Tony [Trickster] 420759

>>420750
"Why do you like it so much?"

Sateo [DD Monk] 420760

>>420750
I nod "Aye, that sounds good. Do ye have a bucket or somethin' ye use for the pure water?" I think for a second "An' ye Supreme Steward, he wouldn't want to see me, so I;d be bringin' the water back to ye?"

Wf+6 420766

>>420753
Pot: 17
Tela: 37

'2d6' Fours
'2d6'
'2d6'
'2d6' Threes

>>420752
It's totally dark! You can't see a thing.

>>420755
"Have some patience, Felfire. Your problem is a chronic lack of patience. Watch."

He stomps a hoof and a black gate opens, spewing forth four Tartarians.

"Search the rooms… thoroughly."

He pauses. "Now we wait. Perhaps we could do some light reading, or discuss philosophy."

>>420756
There are the gentlemen displaying them. They're earth ponies, wearing nice suits and glasses.

>>420758
"Good." He hoofs you some seeds. "Do try to take care of it before sundown."

>>420760
"You could bring the water to his presence. He won't speak to you, however."

The deer offers you a wooden bucket.

Roll #1 3, 6 = 9 / Roll #2 6, 1 = 7 / Roll #3 5, 6 = 11 / Roll #4 5, 2 = 7

Wf+6 420767

>>420766
Pot: 27
Tela: 37

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 420768

>>420766
"What make blowgun good blowgun?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 420769

>>420766
"We will get to it straight away. Where is this convention taking place exactly?"
Go there as he answers me.

420771

>>420766
>>420767
I'll get it right soon enough.
"Twos"

Roll #1 6, 6 = 12

Felfire [Necromancer] 420773

>>420766
"I…
I'd love to."
Sit down and smile.
Then, spare a glance towards the shadow.
"Do you think the soul of those we use feel something, through their bodies?
I always though they did. And I kept using them anyway…"

Chip(DD Warmaster) 420775

>>420766
arg, I really should have brought a light source….
Oh yes! I have candles!

Fish out one on my back pack and try to light it using my tindertwigs or my flint/tinder

Wf+6 420780

>>420768
He's wearing thick-lens glasses.

"Aerodynamics my friend! Fluid physics determine the speed of the needle!"

>>420769
"Past the big fountain in town."

>>420771
Snarl growls again. "Grr.. lucky."

Pot: 25
Tela: 39

>>420773
He nods. "I believe so. I believe much insight can be gained into the process of control through the study of bindings. The methodology for Tartarian control is really just a more complex system based on the simple tenets of necromantic control. Instead of putting energy into powering your puppet, you put it all into the control process."

>>420775
After a minute you get a spark and the candles light.

Hm… at least it's dry down here. There's a passage straight ahead…

Tony [Trickster] 420782

Felfire [Necromancer] 420784

>>420780
"They would eat us alive if they could, uh?"
Look at the four monsters searching the room.

Light Heart [Warlord] 420785

>>420780
Right, go over there and head inside to look where this seat 88 is located.
What time of day is it anyway?

420786

>>420780
"You damn right I'm lucky!"

Roll #1 3, 6 = 9

Sateo [DD Monk] 420788

>>420766
"Alright." I take the bucket and head deep into the woods.

Chip(DD Warmaster) 420789

>>420780
I steel myself…

I slowly walk forward into this passage, careful of ambush or anything nasty in the dark.
'1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

Wf+6 420790

>>420759
He gives you an odd look. "I told you, it's my card."

>>420784
They are bulky bipegal dogoids without fur. They seem to bulge with muscle. They have large horns and enormous teeth, all of which seem to be incisors.

"Yes. Tartarians are evil, and they will hurt you if they can. The more intelligent ones are civil, but they share the brutish core philosophy of their stupid brethren."

>>420786
Woops forgot to roll for them!

'8d6' Then process your roll. Then '8d6'

>>420788
The woods are quite thick here. Perception check.

>>420789
Nothing ambushes you, but the passage is quite long. You follow it for nearly half an hour, when your candle melts so much that the wick is now at your paw. You yelp and drop the candle remnant, which rolls perhaps twenty feet more and comes to a stop… at the foot of a tombstone. You're here.

Roll #1 6, 5, 5, 4, 1, 3, 2, 4 = 30 / Roll #2 2, 2, 2, 3, 1, 2, 1, 2 = 15

Wf+6 420791

>>420790
Pot: 40
Tela: 37

420792

>>420790
>>420791
I'm not walking out here with less money than I had before!

Roll #1 1, 3 = 4

Tony [Trickster] 420793

>>420790
"….You're the Knave of Clubs?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 420794

Sateo [DD Monk] 420796

>>420790
'1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 420797

>>420780
"Seekkill not know most words you say."

Chip(DD Warmaster) 420798

>>420790
I smile, so this is the place…..
Relight another candle and approach the tombstone. I then get another candle from my pack, light it and plant it on top of the tombstone.

With the other candle in place, I then raise my candle and try to see if I can illuminate the area… the secret graveyard.
What do I see?

Felfire [Necromancer] 420799

>>420790
"Be I damned if they ever manage to.
Shadows are a whole other thing. They care for me, at least.
I think the first moment I've felt truly safe has been while almost dying side by side to Fervored, just knowing he was there."

Wf+6 420801

>>420792
All you have to do is roll double fives and you'll be rolling in it ~

'2d8'

>>420793
"Yes… do you want me to take a look at your card?"

>>420785
The sun is setting, dusk comes soon.

You arrive at the fountain. There are Headthought greeters offering bags. Everyone inside is wearing a bag over their head.

>>420797
"Science!"

>>420796
As you enter the deeper parts of the wood, you begin to realize you are being watched. Staying calm, you continue to keep your pace and do not stare, you merely shift your eyes without moving your head. Animal and tree spirits are creeping out of the nearby oaks to watch you as you traipse through the forest.

>>420798
Not much, it's so dark… but you do see a glow up ahead… and you think you hear talking…

>>420799
"Yes… I must admit, while Terrebonne's craft is arcane to me in some ways, her sense of control and consummate professionalism is the reason I have so much respect for her. You know, I think no one has ever achieved her rank – now first mate – trying as little as she has. She has never petitioned for rank, and she charges essentially nothing for her work. She has every right to be as confident in herself as she is… because she genuinely has nothing to fear. I think it's a good learning environment for you."

You hear a couple of bashes as some furniture falls over, and a yelp, followed by roars of triumph.

"It sounds like our search is complete. That wasn't so bad, was it?"

Roll #1 2, 3 = 5

Wf+6 420802

>>420801
Woops, rolled wrong.

'8d6'

Roll #1 3, 5, 1, 6, 1, 4, 2, 6 = 28

Wf+6 420803

>>420802
Pot: 52
Tela: 35

Light Heart [Warlord] 420804

>>420801
Fantastic, I'll put one on as well and go inside with my surprise package. Search for seat 88 and 'plant' it.

Felfire [Necromancer] 420805

>>420801
"That's a shame. I was having fun."
What did they find?

Tony [Trickster] 420806

>>420801
"Sure."
Give him the card.
I must have smoked more than I thought.

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 420807

>>420801
"Sy-innce?

420808

>>420801
>>420802
No problem, I can do this.
Celestia? Gimme a hoof her. I'll pray to you if you do.

Roll #1 3, 6 = 9

Chip(DD Warmaster) 420810

>>420801
Slowly approach this glow up ahead with my weapon at the ready. Try to hear what they are talking about.
'1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

Sateo [DD Monk] 420815

>>420801
'1d10' interesting. I must be getting closer..

Roll #1 7 = 7

Wf+6 420816

>>420808
Looks like she doesn't interfere in gambling!

'8d6'

>>420804
You quickly plant the package under seat eighty eight. Roll for luck.

>>420805
The pony you were chasing is there. Looks like he was hiding in one of the rooms. He looks pretty battered, and his spear has been taken away.

>>420807
He points to some charts and graphs, you're blinded by science!

"SCIENCE!"

His partner concurs: "SCIENCE!"

They point to some pictures of grooves. "I CAN SMELL THE RIFLING!"

"SCIENCE!"

"SCIENCE!"

"IT'S POETRY IN MOTION!"

"AS DEEP AS ANY POISON RESERVOIR! AS SWEET AS ANY HARMONY!"

"AND WITH PERFECT GEOMETRY!"

"SCIENCE!"

"SCIENCE!"

"WE CAN USE MACHINERY!"

"WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY!"

>>420810
From this distance, you can't hear much, but you do hear snatches of the name: "Steel Striker". You do stay well-concealed, though.

Roll #1 1, 5, 1, 3, 2, 4, 5, 3 = 24

Wf+6 420818

>>420816
Pot: 64
Tela: 33

Sunshine Smile sighs. "That's enough for me. I'm out."

Hrath nods. "Me too."

They leave the table.

Wf+6 420819

>>420815
You head deeper into the woods until you come to a large outcropping of rock. There are a great number of spirits here. Jutting out from the rock is a large wooden totem pole inscribed with runes.

There's a tap, and from it is flowing crystalline pure water.

Chip(DD Warmaster) 420820

>>420816
Steel striker!
Approach more carefully and try to see who they are or what they look like. Also kill my light.
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

420821

>>420816
She's a dumb bitch anyway.
… Discord? You don't care about rules right? Come on… throw me a bone here pal!

Roll #1 2, 6 = 8

420822

>>420816
I am the luckiest!

Roll #1 3 = 3

Felfire [Necromancer] 420823

>>420816
Move slowly towards him, head held high.
"The book in the secret room.
Where is it now?"

Tony [Trickster] 420824

>>420816
Ask the Knave.
"If you're the Knave of Clubs, what happened to the other Queen of Clubs and the King? Are they around as well?"

Sateo [DD Monk] 420825

>>420819
This must be the place. Study the runes for a moment. '1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

Wf+6 420826

>>420821
Either he didn't interfere, or thought it was more in style to throw you two random numbers.

'4d6'

>>420820
Most of them look like working class folks, wearing light garb. They're gathered around a lamp, talking about Steel Striker. That's all you can make out.

>>420822
As you get up from planting the package, you suddenly notice some other Headthought members nearby… you think looking at you (the bags make it hard to tell).

"What are you burying there, Sister?"

You seem to have the oddest memory in your head of Smitts telling you to get away quickly… did he tell you that? Weird deja vu.

>>420824
"I don't know. But it looks like your card is…"

"Ooh, that's interesting."

>>420823
He coughs. "Ranger took it."

>>420825
You can't make heads or tails of them.

Roll #1 4, 2, 1, 2 = 9

Wf+6 420827

>>420826
Pot: 70
Tela: 31

Felfire [Necromancer] 420828

>>420826
"Bring us to him."

Sateo [DD Monk] 420829

>>420826
Well I'm not a very smart dog after all: Sit and meditate by the fountain, maybe I can get a vision '1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

Chip(DD Warmaster) 420830

>>420826
Approach them and reveal myself to them.
"Hello?"

420831

>>420826
Wow okay.
Nightmare Moon? You like… stuff, right? I'll praise the Moon for you! Please!

Roll #1 3, 5 = 8

420832

>>420826
"I accidentally dropped my notebook, brethren. I was merely picking it up."
Con Artist.
"Now if you'll excuse me, I must go meet with somepony."
Walk past them and get out.

Roll #1 5 + 2 = 7

Tony [Trickster] 420833

>>420826
My drugged eyes open wide.
"What card is it?"

Wf+6 420835

>>420828
He gives you a scared shake of the head. "You don't find Ranger. Ranger finds you."

Abilio raises a brow.

>>420829
You watch the forest sprites come and go as they drink at the fountain and return to their trees. In time, a great boar begins to lumber up the path. This is not just any boar, though. It's the size of a small house.

>>420830
They look confused, but then relax. "You're late, Brother. We were just finishing for the night."

You see they're standing over a grave. The tombstone reads: CAPITALISM

>>420831
Well, she gave you half of what you wanted.

'4d6'

"It's getting pretty late, you guys want to just split the pot and quit?"
"We play 'til it's done!"

Pot: 72
Tela: 29

>>420832
You can't see their expressions but they don't follow you out.

You notice a familiar figure passed out in the fountain as you leave: Weeping Sitar.

>>420833
"Three of clubs. A good suit. And three is an interesting one. It's a minor arcana for sure, but an interesting one."

Roll #1 6, 4, 4, 6 = 20

Felfire [Necromancer] 420836

>>420835
Speak softly, lowering myself next to him, a worried expression on my face.
"He must really care for you. Would he come back for you if you were in danger?"

420837

>>420835
I'm confident! Come on Moon mare! You'll get another follower! Gimme this!
"Yeah!"

Roll #1 6, 4 = 10

Chip(DD Warmaster) 420838

>>420835
"Quite late it seems." I smile at them.
"So what are you ponies talking about? I Any idea who is Steel Striker yet?"

420839

>>420835
Oh? I remember him, he was that bard fellow.
Approach him.
"Mister Sitar, it has been some time."

Roll #1 10 = 10

Light Heart [Warlord] 420840

>>420839
Did not mean to roll there.

Wf+6 420841

>>420836
"The opposite! Ranger owns this territory! He claims everything in it, and he demands the best part of our scavenge as tribute."

>>420837
"Yeah? You want to split the pot?"
"Cowards!"

Also
>6,4
>4,6
>6,4
This fucking night.

Pot: 76
Tela: 27

'4d6'

>>420838
"He doesn't know who Steel Striker is!"
"He's a spy!"
"He's one of them!"

They all bolt in different directions.

>>420839
He looks passed out, but you pull him out and clean him up, and he comes to.

He gives you a mild pleasant smile, with his half-lid gaze. "Ah… thank you. How can I repay you?"

Roll #1 2, 6, 3, 1 = 12

Sateo [DD Monk] 420842

>>420835
Calmly speak to it "Hello" '1d10' perception on that boar

Roll #1 9 = 9

Tony [Trickster] 420843

>>420835
Take it and look at the card.
"What's interesting about it? Can you explain? I'm not familiar with card reading."

Chip(DD Warmaster) 420844

>>420841
"Hey wait! I am not a G-hors… ponies or something!" I bolt and follow one of them.
'1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

Felfire [Necromancer] 420845

>>420841
Back away.
"I hope he doesn't care for this place anymore, because we are taking control of it.
And we are kicking him out.
Go tell him that, will you?"

420846

>>420841
"I'm getting it! I'm feeling it in my bones!"
NIGHTMARE MOON PLEASE
PLEASE

Roll #1 4, 5 = 9

Light Heart [Warlord] 420847

>>420841
Oh, look at that, I did not even notice that part of the post.
"That's quite alright, mister Sitar. Perhaps you could teach me some of your musical skills sometime."

Wf+6 420848

>>420842
It seems a little bit transparent, like the other spirits. He has large warts on his face. His back seems to be covered in some kind of fungus.

"You have come to the spring."

>>420843
"You find yourself in a lot of hot water… but you always seem to slip away. You never seem to get the results that you want… but you keep trying anyway, because for you, the fun is in seeing it play out. Very interesting."

>>420845
"I told you, I don't know where to find him… but I will tell him if you let me go…"

>>420844
They all get away… maybe you should check out the tombstone.

>>420846
Snarl chuckles. "Aw, so close."

'4d6'

>>420847
"Yes… I think I could do that."

Roll #1 5, 5, 3, 3 = 16

Wf+6 420849

>>420848
"KING OF GAMES!"

Snarl cheers! Iron Wing looks a little glum.

420850

>>420848
>>420849
"SON OF A BITCH!"
Slam my hooves on the table angrily

Roll #1 8 = 8

Sateo [DD Monk] 420851

>>420848
I nod "Aye, and ye have come to the spring too." I pause "Or has ye come to speak wit' me?"

Felfire [Necromancer] 420852

>>420848
Take a single step back, then pretend to be magiking something and make my catalyst glow.
"There. If you don't tell him, your soul will be mine."
Offer a smile.
"Fair deal."

Tony [Trickster] 420853

>>420848
I shrug
"You just got to go with the flow. That's how I got here in the first place, following all of them snakes."
Where are those anyway.

Chip(DD Warmaster) 420854

>>420848
"Son of a bitch!:" I kick the mud.
I turn around.

"Ca-pi-ta-lis-m… who's captialism?" Anything odd at this tombstone and why they are gathering around it?

'1d10+2'

Roll #1 8 + 2 = 10

Light Heart [Warlord] 420855

>>420848
"Excellent. Where shall we meet later? I need to report back first, I'm afraid."

Wf+6 420856

>>420850
Snarl rakes in the money. "See? You may have beginner's luck, but it takes more than that to win in Virgin's Dice. Better luck next time."

>>420851
"I have come for the waters."

He proceeds forward and begins to drink.

>>420852
"Ahh– don't magic me!"

>>420853
The snakes have disappeared… you feel sober now. How long were you talking? It only seemed like a couple of minutes…
"Mmm… it's been an enlightening chat. Perhaps I'll take your advice and stop your ship later."

>>420854
The dirt around the tombstone looks freshly turned.

>>420855
"On the ships is just as well… I'm usually on the Fancy."

Chip(DD Warmaster) 420857

>>420856
"Ohohohoho… so they are hiding treasures here."
Hmmm.. open up the tombstone if thats the case. See whats inside.

Felfire [Necromancer] 420858

>>420856
"Too late. Now scram."
Shoo him away with the hilt of my scythe.

Tela [Spellsword] 420859

>>420856
"Fuck you. This game is nothing but luck, you entitled asshat."
I get up and walk away
"AND FUCK NIGHTMARE MOON!"

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 420860

>>420856
I leave the K room and go into the I room.

Sateo [DD Monk] 420861

>>420856
"Ye seem like a wise spirit, do ye have a lesson to pass on?"

Tony [Trickster] 420862

>>420856
Rub my head.
"….Stop by the ship? Uh, yes, yes that's okay. We don't have any cards yet on board. Besides I figure Smitts owes me one for getting reality back in its proper place."
Is the evening sermon still going on?

Light Heart [Warlord] 420863

>>420856
"Very well then."
I nod at him
"Have a good day, mister Sitar. Please do try to stay safe."
Now… back to Smitts.

Wf+6 420865

>>420857
There's a casket.

>>420858
He flees.

"Mmm… You seem to be enjoying yourself."

>>420859
You wander the streets depressed.

>>420860
There are a lot of artists here, many in the process of making art.

>>420861
"Water is life. Like its flow, you can change in an instant, but change brings flexibility and power."

If you so choose, you may change your class from Monk (Rogue/Shaman) into Monk (DM/Wf6 proposal). You may assign seven points if you do so.

>>420862
Looks like they've all split. By the time you turn around, the magician has, too.

>>420863
You return.

Light Heart [Warlord] 420866

>>420865
"It is done."

Tela [Spellsword] 420867

>>420865
I was so close!
Ugh. Go back to the area where I found Emrille earlier, that looked pretty decent.

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 420868

>>420865
Do I see any art that catches my attention?
[1d10+3]

Roll #1 8 + 3 = 11

Tony [Trickster] 420869

>>420865
And they call me crazy….

Felfire [Necromancer] 420871

>>420865
"I'm worried about the diary. And hope he's not gonna make us wait."

Chip(DD Warmaster) 420872

>>420865
Ahahaha!!… I stood there for a moment.
……..
"So steel striker is dead."
….
"Bummer."

Open the casket.

Wf+6 420873

>>420867
The gunshow? Alright, you're back at Showroom K.

>>420868
There's some extremely tasteful nude art of a Griffon female killing a crocodile with a claw. It reminds you of pleasant, warm days back on your island when you would also slay crocodiles by claw.

Since you could be hunting inland in the fresh water, or at the beach in the salt water, I don't have to look up which one a crocodile lives in. Whew.

>>420872
It's… a ladder.

>>420871
"You don't earn a fearsome reputation by being poorly informed. I'm sure if this 'Ranger' is half as dangerous as that native made him out to be, he knew we were here before we opened the doors."

Wf+6 420874

>>420869
Indeed, it would seem so.

Light Heart [Warlord] 420876

Wf+6 420877

>>420866
"Yes, so it would seem… and quickly done, as well. While you were gone, Mister Stein and Mister Wark returned for you."

Felfire [Necromancer] 420878

>>420873
Nod slowly.
"Looks like I just have to relax now, uh?
Where were we?
Talking about Terrebonne's gift?"

Chip(DD Warmaster) 420879

>>420873
Deeper it goes.
I am a DD, of course we like to go deeper.
Hehe….

Put the cover of the tomstone on top(in case someone has the bright idea to follow me) and go down the ladder along with my light and my tools.

Light Heart [Warlord] 420880

>>420877
"Ah, excellent. I thought mister Stein would make a good addition to the crew. A bit eccentric, but he seemed very capable."
I look around
"Any more tasks that need to be taken care of in Reptil?"

Wf+6 420882

>>420878
"Yes… It is certainly a different style."

>>420879
You head deeper into the abyss… how deep could this conspiracy run?

>>420880
"Not today. I do have one more proposal that might interest you, however…"

[Pause]

Light Heart [Warlord] 420883

>>420882
"I am all ears."

Felfire [Necromancer] 420885

>>420882
"She sure is… Forgiving."

Seekkill [Dark Hunter] 420886

>>420873
I walk over to whoever is painting/has painted it.
"How much for painting?"

Tela [Spellsword] 421135

Loaded with some bottles of booze I snatched from the fleet, I walk around and see who the first familiar face I run into will be

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421138

>>421135
"Okay, who ordered the whore?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421140

>>421135
As Tela leaves the ship, I'll likely bump into her.

Tela [Spellsword] 421143

>>421138
2slow, never even made it into town.
Come find me if you want some, jizzbag.

>>421140
I point at him as I see him.
"You. Follow me. We're going to get drunk."

Tony [Trickster] 421145

Can I join too?

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421146

>>421143
I'll blanch slightly, but she seems in no mood to argue the point.
"Bad day in town, Tela?"
And I'll fall into step behind her.

Tela [Spellsword] 421147

>>421145
yes
I might need you
maybe

>>421146
"Your goddess is a whore, you know that?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421148

>>421147
"That's a fairly hefty allegation, Tela. What's the reason?"

Tony [Trickster] 421149

>>421147
And then I'm there too.
"Hello there, Tela. And Curry?"
I take a look around.
"But I don't see Spring or Summer here."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421150

>>421149
"Tela was in no mood to argue when she requested my company for drinking."

Tony [Trickster] 421152

>>421150
Shrug.
"That's what you get with alcoholics.
Did you even ever have a drink before, Curry?"

Tela [Spellsword] 421153

>>421148
"I asked her to help me with the dice and she didn't fucking do shit. Neither did Nightmare Whore."

>>421149
I snarl
"AND FUCK DISCORD TOO! THAT'S RIGHT!"

Tony [Trickster] 421154

>>421153
Shrug.
"I'm sure he's shaking in his boots."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421156

>>421152
"Once or twice. It doesn't quite seem to agree with me, though."
>>421153
"You do know that gamblers aren't quite under her eye, right? There's also the possibility you were using loaded dice. This si Reptil, after all."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421157

>>421156
>si
Is, I meant.

Tela [Spellsword] 421158

>>421154
"He better be. Do you know how close I was to winning that pot!?"

>>421156
"I got so close! So damn close!"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421159

>>421158
"If it makes you feel better, the pony after you likely cleaned him out and left him in the street. That's how it goes, really. Highs and lows."
I'll shrug.
"Though, whether that's because he beat him at dice, or just beat him with hooves, that's up for debate."

Tony [Trickster] 421161

>>421158
"Must be Discords fault then. Your impotent rage right now is hilarious, might have been worth it for him to fuck up your dice just to see it."
I chuckle.

Tela [Spellsword] 421163

>>421159
"I hate this town already. Should have just let it stay the way it was…"
Look for a good spot on the docks and open a bottle
"What kind of name is Reptil anyway?"

>>421161
I stomp a hoof angrily
"You are treading on thin ice here, pal!"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421164

>>421163
"No idea."
And I'll take a seat next to Tela.

Tony [Trickster] 421167

>>421163
"So you really prefer a smoking heap of ruins to a fun town full of things to see? Why didn't you just shank the guy who got away with your money, wouldn't be the first time that happened here."

>>421164
"It means a whale's vagina in Buffalo tongue."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421169

>>421167
"Because stabbing someone over poor luck isn't quite right?"
I'll shrug.
"And I believe you are pulling my leg when you say that, Tony."

Tela [Spellsword] 421171

>>421164
"No seriously? What the hell does it mean? Like… reptiles?"

>>421167
"Because I was in the middle of a fucking casino, wise guy. I'm not the cleverest pony, but I'm not a dumbass like Emmy either."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421172

>>421171
"Possibly. Or it's just two syllables slapped together."
I'll shake my head when she mentions Emrille.
"That one would have either never set hoof in the casino, been escorted out because she's so small, or just mugged the other player and flown away."

Tony [Trickster] 421173

>>421169
"You're implying he wouldn't have done the same if Tela had won. And you have your version, I have mine."

>>421171
"Like that guy wouldn't have left sometime."

Tela [Spellsword] 421174

>>421172
"I was gonna ask her to come, but that little shit couldn't spare the fucking time."

>>421173
"He looked like the kind of scum that sits inside gambling houses till dawn. I don't have patience for that shit."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421175

>>421174
I'll shrug.
"Well, if she wishes to lose the small protection of traveling in a group, I suppose she'll have to deal with the consequences. Though I do hope she doesn't regress again if something happens…"

Tony [Trickster] 421176

>>421175
"That would be really weird."

Tela [Spellsword] 421178

>>421175
"Whatever. I warned her enough. If she gets raped by some perv, my hooves are clean."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421180

>>421176
"It would be quite terrible, actually. When hit hard enough in the head, or if she suffers the right amount of stress, her mind clicks back to that of a filly that was her body's age. She still thinks she lives with her parents…"
>>421178
"Let's hope that she doesn't, though."

Tony [Trickster] 421181

>>421178
"I think she can handle herself even as a filly.
She's probably in some brothel right now."

>>421180
"How awful…"

Light Heart [Warlord] 421182

So yeah, I'm here in Reptil somewhere.

Tela [Spellsword] 421183

>>421180
>>421181
"She's probably selling cheap hoofjobs as we speak. That slut will do anything for a bit of cash."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421184

>>421182
Maybe our paths cross too.
I smirk.
"Oh, hey there!"
Flutter up on her back.
"Whatcha' up to?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421186

>>421183
"I'll tell you what she won't do, though. She won't behave herself and act nicely."
Shake my head.
"So are we breaking into this alcohol or what, Tela?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 421188

>>421184
"Recruitment mostly, miss Emrille. And a bit of work for mister Smitts. I trust you are able to entertain yourself all on your own?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421189

>>421188
"I was looking for Tela now, actually but damn fucking right! You won't believe what sort of weapon I saw at a gun showroom!"

Light Heart [Warlord] 421191

Tony [Trickster] 421192

>>421186
"Let's not wait."
I grab one of the bottles.
"But besides that casino incident, Reptil is pretty great no?
They have the craziest stuff here."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421194

>>421191
"There was this revolver that could fire five times without reloading, and the guy said there was a similar rifle too!"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421195

>>421192
"I'll admit I haven't actually looked around too much. The down side of not having any free coin, you see."

Light Heart [Warlord] 421197

>>421194
"Sounds… interesting. I do not think I have heard of such a thing before."

Tony [Trickster] 421200

>>421195
"Yeah, I saw something. You're going to love this Curry.
There was this Paladin of the Moon. And he was trying to gain access to the temple, carrying a sacred statue to worship. But they wouldn't let him in. But I think LH hired him.
So you've got a new paladin of the Moon on the ship."

421201

>>421186
"Yeah yeah, don't start bitching too."
Drink

>>421200
I snort
"Is she collecting lunites or something?"

Roll #1 10 = 10

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421202

>>421200
"Oh really? That is interesting! Didn't expect there to be too many of them outside of, well, anywhere at all."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421203

>>421201
"I never bitch, I gripe."
And I'll drink mine. '1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

Tony [Trickster] 421204

>>421201
"She seems to collect a lot of ponies lately."

>>421202
"I'm sure both of you have a lot to talk about."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421205

>>421197
"Neither did I but it was so fucking awesome!"
I squee in delight.

Tela [Spellsword] 421206

>>421203
"Like there's a difference between the two."

>>421204
"She had this weird pegasus guy with some kind of… machine with her earlier, I saw. I never seen anything like that thing."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421207

>>421204
"That she does. And it will be nice to speak with another servant of the moon. Wonder where he hails from."

Light Heart [Warlord] 421208

>>421205
"It seems Reptil has a plethora of technology available. You no doubt remember mister Onik? The pegasus with the strange contraption he was wheeling around?"

Tony [Trickster] 421209

>>421206
"Strange. I wonder if it had something to do with us pulling this city out of…reality. Who knows where the hell it was."

>>421207
"You should ask him. He was carrying some strange statue as well."
For the record I can't remember if it was a he or a she so you'll have to see that for yourself.

421210

>>421209
"Wouldn't be the first time Discord started wrecking reality."
Drink again

Roll #1 2 = 2

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421211

>>421206
"Well, that's another face I'll have to become familiar with, I suppose."
>>421209
"He'll be easy enough to find, then."
And I'll take a swig of my alcohol. Seem to be handling it better today. '1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

Tony [Trickster] 421212

>>421210
"You're forgetting something Tela, usually when Discord wrecks reality, he doesn't send his servants to fix it up."
Drink as well.'1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421213

>>421211
Oh. It was such a terrible ruse. This stuff really sneaks up on you.
Coughing slightly, I'll lower my drink and shake my head.
"I don't think I'll ever get used to this stuff…"

Tony [Trickster] 421214

>>421213
I laugh.
"Don't back down now, Curry.
You'll get used to it."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421215

>>421208
I nod.
"Yeah, what was up with that?"

421216

>>421210
Ough.
>>421211
"What the fuck is up with ponies being so obedient around her anyway? Sum… sum strange shit right there!"
>>421212
"Maybe he's just screwin' wid your head!"
>>421213
I laugh and drink again
"You fucking lightweight…"

Roll #1 1 = 1

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421217

>>421214
"Bah."
>>421216
"You're one to talk, Tela."
Another swig. '1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

Tony [Trickster] 421218

>>421216
I chuckle.
"Who knows? That's the fun part about being a discordian, you never know what's going to happen."

Drink '1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

Tela [Spellsword] 421219

>>421216
Oh fuck…
That snuck up on me really good.
>>421217
"Shu-shut up, you… you gobshite."
>>421218
"Nothin' fun about that…"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421220

>>421219
"Mares first, you bilge-blasting barnacle-bearer."

Tony [Trickster] 421221

>>421219
>>421220
I stay quiet for a sec, enjoying the show.

Tela [Spellsword] 421222

>>421220
Throw a light punch at him and try not to just hit empty air
[1d10-2]

Roll #1 5 - 2 = 3

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421223

>>421222
I'll catch her hoof. I'm only slightly less drunk, though. '1d10-1'

Roll #1 9 - 1 = 8

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421224

>>421222
>>421223
Hoof meets hoof.
"You call that a punch? I've fought starfish with more mussel than that."

421225

>>421223
>>421224
"Earth pony power, you fuggin'… bonehead!"
Punch him with my other free hoof!

Roll #1 7 - 2 = 5

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421226

>>421225
And I'll catch that hoof with my other one. '1d10-1'
"I'd be more afraid if you weren't about to hit yerself, honestly."

Roll #1 1 - 1 = 0

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421227

>>421225
>>421226
And with a flexibility only granted to those who are inebriated, Tela manages to swivel, displace her weight, and somehow knock heads with Curry, firmly locking lips and ending up with her over top of his prone form.

Tony [Trickster] 421228

>>421227
Roll not to laugh '1d10-1'

Roll #1 7 - 1 = 6

Tony [Trickster] 421229

>>421228
Fuck it, I'll laugh anyway

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421230

>>421227
And with punctuality and inappropraite timing we only thought Curry possessed, I arrive at the scene.
"… what the fuck are you doing?"

Tela [Spellsword] 421231

>>421227
I grunt and reach for my head, before realizing what's happening and push myself off of you
"GAH FUCK!"
I spit on the ground and wipe my mouth with a hoof
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING, GOLDEN BOY?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421232

>>421231
"What am I doing? What were you doing!?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421233

>>421231
>>421232
I let out a short laugh.
"I turn off hanging out with you and you whore it up like this already? With Curry, nonetheless?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421234

>>421233
I'll shake my head and get to my hooves.
"You shut up. That was an accident. She was trying to punch me."

Tela [Spellsword] 421235

>>421232
"That's yer best attempt at tryin' ta come on to me, pal? Fuckin' really?"
I start gagging a bit
"You taste like seashells! WHAT THE FUCK!"

Tony [Trickster] 421236

>>421234
"Was a pretty strange accident…"
I say, still somewhat laughing.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421237

>>421235
Snicker at her.

>>421234
"Sure she did. How old are you again? Having one of those fourty year dry seasons, huh? I'd think it makes you prone for accidents like this."

421238

>>421233
I swivel around in surprise to face her
"EMMY! YOU'RE BACK! SO GOOD TA SEE YA!"
I pick her up and give her a 'accidental' crushing hug
"Emmy-wemmy-lemmy-nemmy-temmy!~"

Roll #1 4 = 4

Tony [Trickster] 421239

>>421238
I shake my head in surprise.

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421240

>>421235
"And you tasted like month-old rotgut! When's the last time you brushed?"
>>421237
I'll just snort.
"Believe it or not, no."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421241

>>421240
"I thought you had a thing for-"

>>421238
I try to squirm away.
"Oof, ouch you fucking whore! How drunk are you?"

421242

>>421240
"WHA-?"
Throw Emrille at him!
"FUCK YOU!"

Roll #1 5 = 5

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421243

>>421241
"Drunk enough to throw a kiss instead of a punch."
>>421242
I'll just catch her. No sense her getting hurt as a byproduct. '1d10-1'

Roll #1 8 - 1 = 7

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421244

>>421242
>>421243
Whoa there, use my wings instead to fly above both.
'1d10'
"Are you out of your fucking minds?
Do I need to shoot you both?"

Roll #1 4 = 4

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421245

>>421244
Looks like you don't get quite enough lift there, shortround. So just be caught like a good filly. And then be set down.

421246

>>421243
"You're the one who didn't let me punch you, you triple fuckhead!"

>>421244
"Nooooo! Come back!"
Grab her from the air!

Roll #1 8 = 8

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421247

>>421245
>>421246
Getting real tired of your shit, guys.
"Tela I swear to fucking hell I will put you on timeout if you don't calm down!"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421248

>>421246
"Well excuuuuuuse me, Princess! I don't quite like smacked in the gob, you wet-nosed, shrimp-chasing, boozehound!"

Tony [Trickster] 421249

>>421247
"Seems a bit weird for a filly to put an adult on timeout." I say casually as I take another sip of my beer '1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

421250

>>421247
Give her a noogie with my hoof
"Shut up you little shit~"

>>421248
"Do I need ta throw Emmy at ya again or are you going ta be a good lil' unicorn and shut your trap!?"
Hold Emrille in the air threateningly

Roll #1 3 = 3

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421251

>>421249
"Well shit, I look like one and I still seem to be the most sane."

>>421250
Okay, fly up and out of her grasp.
'1d10'
"One last warning, Tela, or I'll get the sedatives."

Roll #1 8 = 8

421252

>>421251
"Come back!"
Grab her before she gets away!

Roll #1 2 = 2

Tony [Trickster] 421253

>>421250
>>421251
"So have both of you proclaimed your love already or what?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421254

>>421250
I'll just laugh.
"You're ridiculous, you know that? That's like trying to menace somepony with a water balloon."
Then I'll sit, laughing still.
"And… an' she just looks so, hehe haha… so angry. All puffed up."
>>421253
"An' there's that, too! I know love beats all, but still… ha…"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421255

>>421252
Nope, I'm staying up here in the air.

>>421253
"Everypony loves me, duh!"
Smirk.

>>421254
"What do you know, Curry? You don't know shit, that's what."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421256

>>421255
"I know you're so greedy you can't even see what's in front of your muzzle, you silly flying hat. And you're going to throw it away 'fore you realize what you'll lose."
I'll shake my head.
"Bet ya sand dollars to doubloons…"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421257

>>421256
"See, you don't know shit.
And you are poor as piss too."
Let out a laugh and turn to Tony.
"He's a pretty sad pony to look at, ain't he?"

421258

>>421254
"I know right? She looks fucking precious!"

>>421255
"Fuggin' bitch! Fuck you!"
Throw some sand at her

Roll #1 9 = 9

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421259

>>421258
Wing powers, activate!
'1d10'
Blow it back!

Roll #1 9 = 9

Tony [Trickster] 421260

>>421257
"I don't know Emrille. He did manage to kiss your little bride to be, something you haven't managed yet."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421261

>>421260
"Nope, I beat him to it. I kissed that whore waaaaaaaaaaaaaay before."
Smirk.

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421262

>>421258
"Like an angry seagull, or pigeon! It's just hilarious."

421263

>>421259
I pout

>>421260
>>421261
I blink my eyes a few times at this
Do I remember?

Roll #1 3 = 3

Tela [Spellsword] 421264

>>421263
"Whuuuu?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421265

>>421261
"Must not have meant much, if you still keep callin' her names like that."
>>421264
"See? An' I knew it, you're a fibber."

Tony [Trickster] 421266

>>421264
>>421261
I look at Tela and back at Emrille.
"Musn't have been that good if she doesn't remember."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421267

>>421262
"Stop asking for the bullet, shithead."

>>421264
>>421265
>>421266
Groan.
"She is just fucking dumb, that's all."

Tela [Spellsword] 421268

>>421265
"YEAH!"
I point at Emrille
"A quilt of… of… fibs! No! A blanket of lies!"

Tony [Trickster] 421269

>>421267
"Maybe you should jog her memory?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421270

>>421269
"After she touched lips with that freak? No fucking way."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421271

>>421270
"Quitter! That's quitter talk!"

Tela [Spellsword] 421272

>>421267
"Hey! Get down here Emmy!"

Tony [Trickster] 421273

>>421270
"Oh please, Tela. Look at Curry here, even he went there. You just seem like you're making up stories right now."

Tony [Trickster] 421274

>>421273
>Oh please, Emrille.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421275

>>421272
"Make me."

>>421271
>>421273
Roll my eyes, then flutter down and kiss Tela.
Kiss 'er good.
'1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

421276

>>421275
What! Fuck no!
"Round one! Fight!"
Punch her!

Roll #1 10 = 10

Wf+6 421277

>>421276
How based can one punch be?

This punch has a pH of 14.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421278

>>421276
Well that's quite a fucking punch.
Probably hard enough to send me to the ground.
"Tela, what the fuck is wrong with you?!"

Tela [Spellsword] 421279

>>421278
"You were coming at me!"
I hold my hooves ready
"Fight me if ya dare!"

Tony [Trickster] 421280

>>421276
>>421278

Laughing my ass off over here.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421281

>>421279
"Oh you fucking asked for it."
Fly up again, load a sleep dart in, then shoot.
Knockout shot.
'1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421282

>>421280
I'll be as well.
"Apparently Emrille's not as great a kisser as she thinks!"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421283

>>421282
"Shut the fuck up or I will shoot your teeth out!"

421284

>>421281
"Whoa fuck!"
Bubble myself to block that!

Roll #1 8 = 8

Tony [Trickster] 421285

>>421282
"Let's wait before judging, dear Curry.
Who knows who wins this fight?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421286

>>421285
"True, true. Certainly started with a bang. Wonder if it'll end with a whimper?"

421287

>>421283
"Somepony needs ta take away that fucking gun from you, ya maniac!"
Leap at her and try to pin her down

Roll #1 4 = 4

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421288

>>421287
Fly up higher.
"Get fucked, you whore!"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421289

>>421288
Let's see if I can't give Tela a little hoof here… Telekinesis to bring Emrille down to hugging level. '1d10-1'

Roll #1 7 - 1 = 6

421290

>>421288
>>421289
Yay~
Grab her!

Roll #1 1 = 1

Tela [Spellsword] 421291

>>421290
Aaaaand that's the end of me.
Facefirst in the sand, unconscious.

Tony [Trickster] 421292

>>421291
"She's down for the count.
So sad, I had expected more of her."
Drink another one '1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421293

>>421291
"Well, that's that, I suppose…"
>>421292
I'll nod.
"She almost said it, too."
And I'll down another of mine. '1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421294

>>421289
I snarl at you.
"Do I need to remind you what I told you the last time you laid your filthy fucking magic on me?"

>>421291
I snort, and fly down to kick her in the ass.
"Moronic fucking cooze."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421295

>>421294
My eyes will swim a bit.
"Well, it's yer own faul' fer tellin' her to buzz off, Emrille. She was pissed to the hells, and it wasn't just 'cause she got cheated gamblin'."
I'll put my front hooves down in an attempt to stop the world from spinning.
"Didn' you think it weird why she was so angry at ya?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421296

>>421295
I guess I will perch on the unconcious Tela's ass.
"She is one rough, agressive bitch, that's all."

Tony [Trickster] 421297

>>421294
"I don't think Tela would appreciate you sitting on her ass, Emrille." I say dryly.

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421298

>>421297
Shrug.
"What is she going to do about it, huh?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421299

>>421296
I'll shake my head, and then suddenly regret that terribly.
"An' she's in love with you, rough'n 'gressive she might be. Anyone c'n see it. Hear it. 'Cept you. 'Cause you're gunnin' fer Spring. Or at least ya were, last I knew."
>>421297
I'll nod slightly.

"An' sides, magic isn' filthy. Doesn't fuck, neither. Just is."

Tony [Trickster] 421300

>>421298
"Well, if she was awake, she'd probably give another one of those amazing punches."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421301

>>421300
"Was a beauty, wasn't it? You could almost see the sound effect…"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421302

>>421300
"Fucking whore, that really hurt!
Good thing she's out of it."

>>421299
Roll my eyes.
"What's it with you nosing into shit you are not supposed to interfere with, huh? You feel so fucking important because of it?"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421303

>>421301
"Hey, Tony, speaking of sound effects, ever wondered how an exploding kneecap sounds?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421304

>>421302
"Tartarus no. As yer so keen on pointin' out, I ain't worth shit aroun' the boats. So I meddle with stuff so I c'n feel useful…"
I'll frown and slowly sink to the ground.
"An' it's not like I had friends 'fore, so even if yer a little shit, Tela likes you, so I thought she might be better with you knowing and respondin' to it."
>>421303
I'll cough slightly.
"Didn' Spring tell you ya can't do that?"

Tony [Trickster] 421305

>>421303
"I never get bored of that sound."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421306

>>421304
>>421305
"She is not here to stop me, is she? Call me a little shit again, and we'll see what happens."
Play with the holster of the gun.

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421307

>>421306
"If the horseshoe fits."
I'll groan softly as I lay on the ground.
"Why do I keep accepting offers to go drinking? Ugh…"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421308

>>421307
"Because you've got no joy in life?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421309

>>421308
I'll think for a minute.
"…prolly… nnoo, wait. I've got somethin'. Got Summer to take care of. And Skyly. Don't know what I'm suppos' t'do with a sister I hardly know, though…"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421310

>>421309
"Oh, I'm sure you want to find some joy in Summer allright.
And that sister of yours…"
I snort.
"Decent, even though she's related to you."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421311

>>421310
Frown at her.
"It's always got to come back to that with you, doesn't it?"
I'll snort.
"And don't you touch my sister. Not lettin' Light Heart touch her, not gonna let you touch her. Not gonna let any scummy pirate touch her. If they do, I'll break every bone in their bodies. Even if its Smitts who does it."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421312

>>421311
Lick my lips.
"Wonder if she tastes like carrot juice~
Only one way to find out, huh?"

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421313

>>421312
Drunkenly glare at her.
"I will skin you alive, and damn the consequences."
Close my eyes for a moment as a wave of nausea passes through me, and then focus my vision slightly at the little shit.
"I don't care if it's a joke, I don' care if it's on purpose, and I don't care if it's to hurt me in a way Spring can't stop. If anything happens to my sister, I will fucking gut you and use your innards for fish bait."

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421314

>>421313
Tap the flank of Tela with a hoof.
"Aww, come now, I'm sure your priestess little sister would help a little filly like me from the good of her heart… maybe a little nursing, too, and then who knows where it goes from that…. I think she swings this way, she has that look on her."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421315

>>421314
"You're no little filly. And she already knows about you from Abilio. And from the vault."
I'll shakily make my way to my hooves, stumbling a bit. Breathing slightly, I'll close my eyes again as I try and balance myself.
"And one more thing. If you do something to her, or cause her to get hurt, or worse… I will kill you as slowly as I am able."
I'll open my eyes and take a few unsteady steps along the docks.
"Now leave me be, urchin. And may all the gods pity you if you cross me…"

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421316

>>421315
Just chuckle.
"Try me. If you ever become too much of a bother for everypony, to which you are on the right track, I will-"
Whistle and motion with a hoof closing to my head.
"-drive a bullet through your brain… and then your sisters."
Let out a crude laugh then fly up and motion towards Tela.
"Take care of this whore for me, why don't you? And if you fuck her while she's out or anything like that, I'll shoot your dick off."
Change to a sweet voice and wave.
"Ta ta~"
Then fly off and head back to Reptil.

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421317

>>421316
Oh no you don't. Telekinesis to drag her back and face me. '1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421318

>>421317
Well that's not strong enough to actually hold me, but I stop and turn around.
"No, you can't fuck her face either."

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421319

>>421318
Drag her back so I can hit her. '1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421320

>>421319
Whoa there now
'1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421321

>>421320
Nope, you're getting dragged over.
"What did I fucking tell you, Emrille?"
And I'll deck her. '1d10'
"You do not threaten my sister. Ever."

Roll #1 2 = 2

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421322

>>421321
Looks like that's a hit allright.
Propel myself back and quickly draw my gun, aiming at his knee.
"Oooh, somepony is maaad!"
'1d10+3'
Air Shot.

Roll #1 5 + 3 = 8

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421323

>>421322
Like I fucking care. Telekinesis to rip the gun out of her hooves, wings, whatever. '1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421324

>>421323
I liked that noise.
Just keep grinning like a maniac and aim for the other knee.
Ice shot.
'1d10+2'

Roll #1 5 + 2 = 7

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421325

>>421324
Again, I care incredibly little. I am a very angry unicorn. Focusing with the pain, I'll tear her gun away from her and hurl it into the sea. '1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421326

>>421325
Fffuck!
Catch it!
Mid-flight or someshit!
'1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421327

>>421326
It's gone. And now, time to bring you to ground. TK. '1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

Emrille [Gunslinger] 421328

>>421327
I snarl at you angrily.
"I will fucking get you for this, you piece of shit. You're toast, fucker."
Fly back to the ships.
'1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

Curry [Male Unicorn Landkeeper] 421330

>>421328
"Run away then, you bottom-feeding, scum-sucking, codswalloping pigeon!"
Breathing heavily, I'll limp over towards Tela, and toss her over my back, grunting a little at the pain in my knees. Then, I'll carry her back on deck, and try to find… was there a healer on this ship? Whatever. I'll just drop Tela at the top of the gangplank, and limp through the ships until I find either an officer, or a medic.

Light Heart [Warlord] 422196

I'll be walking around Reptil, headhunting interesting looking individuals.

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 422213

>>422196
"Okay, I've got my list and I'm checking it twice. This is a good paying job, and they look pretty packed, but a good soldier always looks out for what he can bring, like."
THACK!
"some ointment for falls."
Try to get up after tripping over a rock because I wasn't looking where I was going.

Light Heart [Warlord] 422218

>>422213
Oh dear, someone is being clumsy it seems.
I motion Skylight over to pick you off the ground with her telekinesis. I chuckle as I look him over.
"Are you quite alright, sir?"

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 422221

>>422218
"It's going to take more that a little fall to put a dent in this old soldier, but thank you for the help."

"It's been a while since I've met kind-hearted individuals here in Reptil. Oh, where are my manners? Let me introduce myself. I am Friesian Cross."

Offer a polite tip of my hat after making sure it's on straight.

Light Heart [Warlord] 422233

>>422221
I bow my head slightly
"My name is Light Heart. I am a entrepreneur on the lookout for talent for a… company I work with."
I chuckle

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 422241

>>422233
"If we had met only hours earlier, I would have been eager to ask, but I have recently come into the employ of the mighty vessel known as the Seaworthy. However, as a proper thoroughbred, I am obligated to ask such a lovely lady such as yourself what company you work for, should the opportunity to meet again shows itself."

I look over to Skylight.
"And are these lovely ponies here your friends? May I ask their names?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 422247

>>422241
I raise a brow
"The Seaworthy? I see. Captain Umlock, quite the interesting pony he is. I work for a company called 'The Pillager's Fancy'."
I smile at him knowingly, then motion to my followers.
"Sister Skylight. Miss Rosemary. Mister Onik. They work for and with me and provide assistance when needed."

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 422251

>>422247
"It's a pleasure to meet such fine folk this day."

"What work does the Pillager's Fancy do, if you don't mind me asking? Myself, I was hired as protection for the Seaworthy."

Light Heart [Warlord] 422259

>>422251
"A wide variety of tasks, also including protection for the entire fleet. The commodore often sends me on… special missions ashore."

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 422274

>>422259
"Special mission, eh? Well then, far be it for a gentlecolt such as myself to pry too deeply into such affairs. I just hope you and your comrades here find themselves safely back to your homes. It would be a shame for the world to lose such kind and proper people."

Light Heart [Warlord] 422275

>>422274
"Indeed it would, although there are certain insurances in place to prevent or even undo any harm that falls upon us. I place trust in my own abilities and those of others and I am sure said trust is not misplaced. The world is a dangerous place for the incompetent."

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 422276

>>422275
"Those words remind me of the many comrades I fought along with in the Eastern Campaign. Always planning, always thinking ahead, those were the ones that managed to come back. Still, I shouldn't be as surprised as I am to hear such words from such a lovely group. The world has always been a dangerous place, and conversations like these remind me that I may have placed too much confidence in my weapons and not as much as I should on myself. With this new job, it's a good idea to plan ahead for as many contingencies as possible. Who knows what new and terrible horror the world has in store."

Light Heart [Warlord] 422277

>>422276
"You seem like an intelligent stallion, mister Cross. What brings a pony such as yourself to our humble fleet? You seem much more civil than most of the other crewmembers."

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 422283

>>422277
"I have been employed in military endeavors since I can remember. My family was well-to-do, but I joined a mercenary group shortly after turning of age. I've been out of the military-proper for some time, but the skills I had learned make me well suited to keep on working as a mercenary. I've wanted to settle down for some time now due to my age, but I keep telling myself 'after this job' every time, but I continue to be amazed at some of the wonders I've seen and just look for another ship and another contract."

"And you, what keeps you aboard the Pillager's Fancy? What is it that you want out of that ship?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 422287

>>422283
"A love for travel, I can certainly relate to that."
I smile
"The Pillager's Fancy is home to a lot of resurrectionists. There is plenty of room for opportunity, a lot of interesting ponies to meet and it is constantly on the move. Quite possible one of the more interesting work environments I've been in."

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 422291

>>422287
"Resurrectionists? We certainly could have used more of them."

"You mentioned "our humble fleet," so I believe I can deduce that we will be working together. Mind me taking advantage of the situation and asking for some details on which crew members I should look out for in particular?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 422297

>>422291
"Indeed we will. As for the crewmembers… Commodore Smitts leads the fleet. He's a very polite jack, so I am sure you will like him. Captain Umlock is in charge on the Seaworthy. I have 'spoken' to him once or twice. Or rather, to his lieutenant Sunnyskies. The good captain cannot speak Equestrian you see, so mister Sunnyskies acts as an interpreter for him."
I pause for a moment, considering my next words
"Aside from that there are other captains and officers, of course. I myself am an officer as well. Have you met any other crewmembers so far in Reptil?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 422299

>>422297
>jack
buck, rather

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 422302

>>422297
"Aside from those you mentioned, I've yet to run into any others that inside Reptil. So far, I've been hunting a few knick-knacks that my years of service have taught me are indispensable on voyages. Merely some spices to liven up food, and I was searching for some tea, but I haven't found any. A few more supplies and I'll be ready to go."

"How about you? You said you were looking for a few good ponies, but have you taken the time to look for things that you desire?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 422305

>>422302
"Not quite, no. I'm afraid I have been quite busy and unable to dally around too much. Perhaps I should go shopping for some items, yes. Or perhaps I can send out some of my followers to fetch supplies for me, that could be a reasonable thing to do. It would certainly save me the time."

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 422309

>>422305
"As a fellow crew mate, it is my duty and pleasure to aid you. Reptil has many mixed markets, so I'm sure you'll find what your heart can desire, and more. I shall accompany you for as long as you deem worthy. Might I suggest we search for any supplies first? We can search for others that fit your liking for the tasks assigned in the meantime, and you'll be able to enjoy the sights without worry."

Light Heart [Warlord] 422313

>>422309
"Very well then. In the meantime, we could converse further for maximum efficiency."
I chuckle
"Tell me, are you a religious pony, mister cross?"

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 422315

>>422313
"After all I've been through, I know I should be grateful to someone for still being alive, but all I can think of are my friends who never came back. Even now, I still think of how they never got a proper burial and only a stick in the ground to remember them by. I want to ask someone why so many better ponies than I never got to go home."
I clear my throat.
"I apologize for that. The young shouldn't have to put up with an old-timers rummaging of the past. Why ask such a question, though?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 422317

>>422315
"Mere curiosity on my part. Sister Skylight is a follower of Celestia. We have ponies on board who worship all kinds of gods. Even actual Lunites. If there is any place with the most religious diversity I've ever seen, it is our fleet."

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 422319

>>422317
"Lunites? I never thought I'd see the day. What about you, Miss Light Heart? Do you have a deity you pray to?"

Light Heart [Warlord] 422320

>>422319
"I'm afraid not, although I am most definitely openminded and willing to explore. Having died once… it does make a pony think about things such as those."

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 422321

>>422320
"You're far too young to have experienced that."
Just, stay quiet for a moment.

"How about a change of topic. Any food that you'd like to enjoy while we're on land? Reptil should carry some from all over the known lands."

Light Heart [Warlord] 422322

>>422321
"Unfortunately I have. It was… a less than pleasant experience."

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 422323

>>422322
"I've lost many friends myself, they must have been hurting as well. But you should count yourself blessed to have allies who would bring you back."

Light Heart [Warlord] 422324

>>422323
"Indeed."
I tap my chest softly with a hoof.
"I have a heart condition, you see. I have been close to death all too many times, I'm afraid."

Friesian Cross [Unicorn Soothsayer] 422325

>>422324
"Honestly, as if this world can't be cruel enough. I at least know that I've sought out situations that can result in my death, but you have to live with it every day of your life."
Smile at her.
"Mighty strong of you to share that with someone you just met. I can't do much for your heart, but I promise to keep you and your friends safe from bodily harm."

Light Heart [Warlord] 422326

>>422325
"I simply do not see any use in hiding it. Not… anymore. Although there is not need for me to needlessly spread the word around either, I felt it to be appropriate for you to know, seeing how much you shared with me about yourself as well."
Good night. Really off now.


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