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Light Heart [Warlord] No.326988
>>326968
I shake my head and walk up to the guards
"You. All of you. Do you wish to die today? No? Good, join me then. Unless you want to be turned into a ticking timebomb by miss Felfire."
Motion at the minions in the room.
Command. Let's see if one of them is weak willed enough.
Roll #0 4 = 4
I shake my head and walk up to the guards
"You. All of you. Do you wish to die today? No? Good, join me then. Unless you want to be turned into a ticking timebomb by miss Felfire."
Motion at the minions in the room.
Command. Let's see if one of them is weak willed enough.
Roll #0 4 = 4
>>326989
>>326981
Lesser Treasury Golems share a size category with you. You can get cestus combat training, but you don't have it currently.
Nonetheless you get a good, solid blow on one of the golems.
>>326993
Frozen blasts issue from your gun and hit the torso of the Lesser Treasury Golem. Not the most useful place to freeze, but it did something at least.
Crit range extended.
>>326988
All of them look very insulted. Also you tied all of them up last session.
Your chat does give the golem time to lumber over behind you and take a swing, though. '1d10+3'
The other golem attempts to get up. 'r2 1d10'
>>326994
His swing also barrels through you, knocking the wind and four hits out of you.
>>327003
You are now protecting her.
Roll #1 10 + 3 = 13 / Roll #2 2 = 2
>>326981
Lesser Treasury Golems share a size category with you. You can get cestus combat training, but you don't have it currently.
Nonetheless you get a good, solid blow on one of the golems.
>>326993
Frozen blasts issue from your gun and hit the torso of the Lesser Treasury Golem. Not the most useful place to freeze, but it did something at least.
Crit range extended.
>>326988
All of them look very insulted. Also you tied all of them up last session.
Your chat does give the golem time to lumber over behind you and take a swing, though. '1d10+3'
The other golem attempts to get up. 'r2 1d10'
>>326994
His swing also barrels through you, knocking the wind and four hits out of you.
>>327003
You are now protecting her.
Roll #1 10 + 3 = 13 / Roll #2 2 = 2
>>327024
They're fighting fit!
>>327022
You manage to put a big crack in it. It tries to get up again. '1d10'
Bonus at +0.
>>327034
You get in another solid hit. It's looking very worn.
>>327031
A beautifully aimed shot that misses because the ground shakes at the last minute. It's shaking because there's a big golem sprinting to you. It knocks you out of the way as it charges by, for one hit.
>>327030
She turns and replies, "Sorry!"
Just in time to get trampled by the golem as well. '1d10'
She's your pet, you get to make rolls for her.
Roll #1 7 = 7
They're fighting fit!
>>327022
You manage to put a big crack in it. It tries to get up again. '1d10'
Bonus at +0.
>>327034
You get in another solid hit. It's looking very worn.
>>327031
A beautifully aimed shot that misses because the ground shakes at the last minute. It's shaking because there's a big golem sprinting to you. It knocks you out of the way as it charges by, for one hit.
>>327030
She turns and replies, "Sorry!"
Just in time to get trampled by the golem as well. '1d10'
She's your pet, you get to make rolls for her.
Roll #1 7 = 7
Felfire [Necromancer] No.327088
>>327078
"Have at thee!"
One more hit with my scythe! And let the zombie attack him, too!
'1d10'
Roll #0 2 = 2
Roll #1 9 = 9
"Have at thee!"
One more hit with my scythe! And let the zombie attack him, too!
'1d10'
Roll #0 2 = 2
Roll #1 9 = 9
>>327086
He swats at you, high above, but even though you failed to hit, he can't reach you as you perch on the chandelier.
>>327087
The attempt to trip it just gives you horn strain.
Rosemary is back up, though.
>>327090
You get in one absolutely beautiful shot, but it swipes at you as you misfire the other, for two hits.
>>327088
>>327094
Felfire would have taken a big hit if Chip didn't dive in front. He's looking a little worse for the wear, with three hits left, but between Felfire's zombie and his cudgel, the golem collapses.
The other golem's back up, though, and it takes a swing at:
'1d6'
for
'r2 1d10+3'
Roll #1 1 = 1 / Roll #2 8 + 3 = 11
He swats at you, high above, but even though you failed to hit, he can't reach you as you perch on the chandelier.
>>327087
The attempt to trip it just gives you horn strain.
Rosemary is back up, though.
>>327090
You get in one absolutely beautiful shot, but it swipes at you as you misfire the other, for two hits.
>>327088
>>327094
Felfire would have taken a big hit if Chip didn't dive in front. He's looking a little worse for the wear, with three hits left, but between Felfire's zombie and his cudgel, the golem collapses.
The other golem's back up, though, and it takes a swing at:
'1d6'
for
'r2 1d10+3'
Roll #1 1 = 1 / Roll #2 8 + 3 = 11
>>327126
>>327138
The golem tears into the two of you, grabbing each of you in one hand and slamming you at full force into each other. In addition to Emrille being wounded once and helpless, Chip being wounded twice and helpless, you also take some embarrassment damage over all of that awkward bodily contact. Okay, maybe the awkwardness is diffused when you're bleeding everywhere.
>>327129
You safely get her out of harm's way. She won't be a target for the golems until she engages again.
>>327131
You get in a very solid hit, but miss a great timing for a leg joint. What a close miss!
Rosemary groans at the order. Based on the way her skull is not its proper shape, you're not sure if you can complain.
>>327130
>>327128
You should specify if you're attacking the downed one of the up one. I'll assume you're swinging at the up one. It collapses again. Looks like it doesn't have much fight left.
First one rolls to get up: '1d10'
Roll #1 10 = 10
>>327138
The golem tears into the two of you, grabbing each of you in one hand and slamming you at full force into each other. In addition to Emrille being wounded once and helpless, Chip being wounded twice and helpless, you also take some embarrassment damage over all of that awkward bodily contact. Okay, maybe the awkwardness is diffused when you're bleeding everywhere.
>>327129
You safely get her out of harm's way. She won't be a target for the golems until she engages again.
>>327131
You get in a very solid hit, but miss a great timing for a leg joint. What a close miss!
Rosemary groans at the order. Based on the way her skull is not its proper shape, you're not sure if you can complain.
>>327130
>>327128
You should specify if you're attacking the downed one of the up one. I'll assume you're swinging at the up one. It collapses again. Looks like it doesn't have much fight left.
First one rolls to get up: '1d10'
Roll #1 10 = 10
Light Heart [Warlord] No.327194
>>327170
Rosemary tries to Heal herself '1d10'
I shoot my pistols at the same golem, getting increasingly annoyed
Roll #0 10, 1 = 11
Roll #1 10 = 10
Rosemary tries to Heal herself '1d10'
I shoot my pistols at the same golem, getting increasingly annoyed
Roll #0 10, 1 = 11
Roll #1 10 = 10
>>327194
Miss Rosemary is feeling great! You wish you could say the same as you are punishingly smashed aside. Helpless.
>>327191
He gives you a kick and you topple, but roll out of it. Two hits left.
>>327178
Your zombie is not in good shape. You don't think he'll survive another hit. Fortunately, you get in a solid one yourself. This thing looks like it's about to fall over, and it's in much worse shape than its companion.
>>327188
It still has enough gusto to kick you while you're down, though. You take another two wounds, leaving you with two.
>>327191
Momma sees your pain and tries to get back up. '1d10'
The remaining golem ALSO sees your pain and tries to get back up. 'r2 1d10'
Roll #1 7 = 7 / Roll #2 2 = 2
Miss Rosemary is feeling great! You wish you could say the same as you are punishingly smashed aside. Helpless.
>>327191
He gives you a kick and you topple, but roll out of it. Two hits left.
>>327178
Your zombie is not in good shape. You don't think he'll survive another hit. Fortunately, you get in a solid one yourself. This thing looks like it's about to fall over, and it's in much worse shape than its companion.
>>327188
It still has enough gusto to kick you while you're down, though. You take another two wounds, leaving you with two.
>>327191
Momma sees your pain and tries to get back up. '1d10'
The remaining golem ALSO sees your pain and tries to get back up. 'r2 1d10'
Roll #1 7 = 7 / Roll #2 2 = 2
Felfire [Necromancer] No.327219
>>327212
"How."
Hammer down with my scythe.
"Damn."
Again.
"Resilient."
Again!
"Are you!?"
Final blow!
Roll #0 6 + 4 = 10
"How."
Hammer down with my scythe.
"Damn."
Again.
"Resilient."
Again!
"Are you!?"
Final blow!
Roll #0 6 + 4 = 10
>>327219
You strike a crushing blow into his Golemy heart. He doesn't even bother falling over this time: it cracks physically and essence bursts free, through the ceiling. Ectoplasm is everywhere!
>>327221
>>327224
Rosemary is still dazed, but you grab her hoof and pull yourself up.
>>327226
You're up, too.
>>327227
>>327229
You almost get caught in the explosion of power, but Spring jerks you back at the last second, saving you from a little bit of harm.
There's still one toppled golem, and it's in bad shape. It struggles to get up. '1d10'
Roll #1 4 = 4
You strike a crushing blow into his Golemy heart. He doesn't even bother falling over this time: it cracks physically and essence bursts free, through the ceiling. Ectoplasm is everywhere!
>>327221
>>327224
Rosemary is still dazed, but you grab her hoof and pull yourself up.
>>327226
You're up, too.
>>327227
>>327229
You almost get caught in the explosion of power, but Spring jerks you back at the last second, saving you from a little bit of harm.
There's still one toppled golem, and it's in bad shape. It struggles to get up. '1d10'
Roll #1 4 = 4
>>327233
The Golem grabs Emrille from its downed position and uses her as a shield to ward off attacks from
>>327234
and
>>327237
(This does not cause +3 because you aren't swinging at all.)
>>327240
She smiles at you. "Do you think I would let them hurt you? I will always be here for you, Spring."
Felfire is up to 3 wounds.
The Golem grabs Emrille from its downed position and uses her as a shield to ward off attacks from
>>327234
and
>>327237
(This does not cause +3 because you aren't swinging at all.)
>>327240
She smiles at you. "Do you think I would let them hurt you? I will always be here for you, Spring."
Felfire is up to 3 wounds.
>>327268
>>327267
You make a pitiable grab and are sent helpless, with four wounds left. Emrille is fit again, though.
>>327261
And up, too.
>>327270
Read the earlier parenthetical about that.
>>327260
>>327271
Between the two of you, you take it down again. This time, it's not getting up. The core cracks and ectoplasm begins to leak out. There's another minor shudder as the essence tears out through the roof.
Combat end
Summer Seas: 0/4
Felfire: 5/3
Light Heart: 5/5
Emrille: 5/5
Chip: 0/3
Rosemary: 2/5 (Full)
Zombie: 1/5
Spring Water: 5/5
>>327267
You make a pitiable grab and are sent helpless, with four wounds left. Emrille is fit again, though.
>>327261
And up, too.
>>327270
Read the earlier parenthetical about that.
>>327260
>>327271
Between the two of you, you take it down again. This time, it's not getting up. The core cracks and ectoplasm begins to leak out. There's another minor shudder as the essence tears out through the roof.
Combat end
Summer Seas: 0/4
Felfire: 5/3
Light Heart: 5/5
Emrille: 5/5
Chip: 0/3
Rosemary: 2/5 (Full)
Zombie: 1/5
Spring Water: 5/5
>>327337
"If she learns the words, she should also learn that they are not words to be used."
>>327310
You spot some stoney git in the back bodging his fag, chewin' up all good like, yeah? Bloke looks a bit duffed up by the excitement, but he's all muscle.
"Aiight you mental minge. You're some kind of toff, but I like your moxie. No slag or slouch. Cut me in."
"If she learns the words, she should also learn that they are not words to be used."
>>327310
You spot some stoney git in the back bodging his fag, chewin' up all good like, yeah? Bloke looks a bit duffed up by the excitement, but he's all muscle.
"Aiight you mental minge. You're some kind of toff, but I like your moxie. No slag or slouch. Cut me in."
>>327468
You're able to stomp it out before it goes anywhere. He looks a little upset.
"What?! Why'd you do that? It was going to go… KABOOM!"
>>327469
"Bit of a bruiser, ain't I? Pretty good at disarmin', but I'd imagine a bloke like me ought get done up in a kipper tryin' to pull the likes of that on one of those boys. Lag like me can use a shiv, but seems good for fuck all, too. Mace might work. Good for smashin' in, yeah?"
You're able to stomp it out before it goes anywhere. He looks a little upset.
"What?! Why'd you do that? It was going to go… KABOOM!"
>>327469
"Bit of a bruiser, ain't I? Pretty good at disarmin', but I'd imagine a bloke like me ought get done up in a kipper tryin' to pull the likes of that on one of those boys. Lag like me can use a shiv, but seems good for fuck all, too. Mace might work. Good for smashin' in, yeah?"
Light Heart [Warlord] No.327583
>>327495
I'll just stand around keeping an eye on the hostages.
Rosemary can tend to any wounded ponies
Roll #0 10 = 10
I'll just stand around keeping an eye on the hostages.
Rosemary can tend to any wounded ponies
Roll #0 10 = 10
>>327649
The guards are tied up.
You can't really find a good place to jam the fans because they're HUGE compared to the weapons. They have a blade span of some ten feet.
You don't think they'll be starting again because the fuse box has been torn out of the wall. There, next to the box, giving you a condescending look is the mage you left outside, Borders Skewed, along with the Griffon mercenary, Rili, and some diamond dog you haven't met.
The guards are tied up.
You can't really find a good place to jam the fans because they're HUGE compared to the weapons. They have a blade span of some ten feet.
You don't think they'll be starting again because the fuse box has been torn out of the wall. There, next to the box, giving you a condescending look is the mage you left outside, Borders Skewed, along with the Griffon mercenary, Rili, and some diamond dog you haven't met.
Light Heart [Warlord] No.327739
>>327730
They have their magic, find a damn way to make it work.
Throw the piece of rope I have in my bags at Rosemary
"Move it."
Roll #0 7 = 7
They have their magic, find a damn way to make it work.
Throw the piece of rope I have in my bags at Rosemary
"Move it."
Roll #0 7 = 7
Light Heart [Warlord] No.327750
>>327743
Do not ever question hoof magic like that again.
"All of you, up here. The unicorns can use their telekinesis to help you on the way."
Roll #0 3 = 3
Do not ever question hoof magic like that again.
"All of you, up here. The unicorns can use their telekinesis to help you on the way."
Roll #0 3 = 3
Felfire [Necromancer] No.327790
>>327788
"Fuck…"
Kick the grate open.
"Tie that thing somewhere! We gotta move!"
Fly onto the big room.
Roll #0 5 = 5
"Fuck…"
Kick the grate open.
"Tie that thing somewhere! We gotta move!"
Fly onto the big room.
Roll #0 5 = 5
>>327806
It will take one round for each of the five guards. Taking the rope is a free action once they're dead.
>>327807
You get her down. Deals is still up top.
>>327805
You immediately drop her and she freefalls the whole way. Helpless.
Spring Water is in harm's way.
>>327804
Too big.
..
..
..
Spring Water looks up at the massive, looming treasury golem. The side of it reads in serial letters: Werfenflammer VI.
It reaches out an enormous arm toward her. Each hand is easily bigger than a buffalo, and inside churns searing hot liquid metal.
[Pause]
It will take one round for each of the five guards. Taking the rope is a free action once they're dead.
>>327807
You get her down. Deals is still up top.
>>327805
You immediately drop her and she freefalls the whole way. Helpless.
Spring Water is in harm's way.
>>327804
Too big.
..
..
..
Spring Water looks up at the massive, looming treasury golem. The side of it reads in serial letters: Werfenflammer VI.
It reaches out an enormous arm toward her. Each hand is easily bigger than a buffalo, and inside churns searing hot liquid metal.
[Pause]
>>327822
>>327821
>>327817
>>327816
[Resume]
You all make a dive for Spring Water as the Treasury Golem brings down a fist. The sheer shockwave of it takes something out of most of you, but Light Heart is able to swing by and miraculously pull Spring up and away. Rosemary isn't so lucky: the golem outstretches his arm and clotheslines her. '1d10'
Spring Water is no longer in harm's way.
Felfire: 4 hits left
Summer Seas: 4 hits left
Emrille: 1 hit left
Roll #1 3 = 3
>>327821
>>327817
>>327816
[Resume]
You all make a dive for Spring Water as the Treasury Golem brings down a fist. The sheer shockwave of it takes something out of most of you, but Light Heart is able to swing by and miraculously pull Spring up and away. Rosemary isn't so lucky: the golem outstretches his arm and clotheslines her. '1d10'
Spring Water is no longer in harm's way.
Felfire: 4 hits left
Summer Seas: 4 hits left
Emrille: 1 hit left
Roll #1 3 = 3
Felfire [Necromancer] No.328911
>>328894
Time to roll! Attack the golem!
I have no idea about the current bonus of my scythe.
Roll #0 8 = 8
Time to roll! Attack the golem!
I have no idea about the current bonus of my scythe.
Roll #0 8 = 8
>>328911
For simplicity, let's just say it resets at end of session.
It's HUGE! Getting up close makes you realize just how big it is. This thing dwarfs your entire party. Still, you swing your little scythe at it. It seems like you probably may have done damage? You sort of jam it into a joint repeatedly, and you feel like it may have helped.
>>328922
You definitely didn't, though. He bats you back incredibly painfully against a wall.
Helpless, in harm's way, 2 wounds remaining.
>>328927
The tiny bullet pings off the side of the golem… Still you've seen worse shots.
>>328930
This is the sixth Werfenflammer unit to ever be produced. It is an incredible colossus of both deadly and utilized repute. While very expensive, these full treasury golems have the capability to mint new coins with an accuracy rate of 99.7% inside their own hands, which contain miniature factories. Not two miniature, mind you: their hands are as big as Lesser Treasury Golems, which you may remember are around the size of buffalo. As a result of the extremely hot temperatures housed inside their hands, they can spew superheated liquid metal and they give off extreme heat exhaust, which requires constant ventilation. This model is made from a steel alloy that will resist incredible temperatures before failing. It runs on reserve power, but when depleted, will attempt to drain the life out of nearby mortals in order to provide power. These things probably raise a few ethical concerns, but who cares when you're powerful enough to afford one?
>>328907
>>328904
You don't get her to safety, but Spring gets her back on her feet. She's topped off at five wounds.
Light Heart puts on a brave face as a gout of steam engulfs her, taking her for two hits.
>>328902
You try to get a shot at its head, but it brings down a steely fist on you. You feel like you've been hit by a carriage full of buffalo… made out of steel.
You have no hits or wounds. Make two rolls, one as an autohypnosis roll, one as a maintain consciousness roll.
Felfire: 4 hits left
Summer Seas: 4 hits left
Emrille: 0 wounds left. MORTAL WOUND.
Light Heart: 3 hits left.
Rili: 2 wounds left. HELPLESS.
Dodgy Deal will automatically leave to go help contain the civilians unless you issue him orders.
Chip, remember you get +9 on all combat actions vs. this colossal enemy.
For simplicity, let's just say it resets at end of session.
It's HUGE! Getting up close makes you realize just how big it is. This thing dwarfs your entire party. Still, you swing your little scythe at it. It seems like you probably may have done damage? You sort of jam it into a joint repeatedly, and you feel like it may have helped.
>>328922
You definitely didn't, though. He bats you back incredibly painfully against a wall.
Helpless, in harm's way, 2 wounds remaining.
>>328927
The tiny bullet pings off the side of the golem… Still you've seen worse shots.
>>328930
This is the sixth Werfenflammer unit to ever be produced. It is an incredible colossus of both deadly and utilized repute. While very expensive, these full treasury golems have the capability to mint new coins with an accuracy rate of 99.7% inside their own hands, which contain miniature factories. Not two miniature, mind you: their hands are as big as Lesser Treasury Golems, which you may remember are around the size of buffalo. As a result of the extremely hot temperatures housed inside their hands, they can spew superheated liquid metal and they give off extreme heat exhaust, which requires constant ventilation. This model is made from a steel alloy that will resist incredible temperatures before failing. It runs on reserve power, but when depleted, will attempt to drain the life out of nearby mortals in order to provide power. These things probably raise a few ethical concerns, but who cares when you're powerful enough to afford one?
>>328907
>>328904
You don't get her to safety, but Spring gets her back on her feet. She's topped off at five wounds.
Light Heart puts on a brave face as a gout of steam engulfs her, taking her for two hits.
>>328902
You try to get a shot at its head, but it brings down a steely fist on you. You feel like you've been hit by a carriage full of buffalo… made out of steel.
You have no hits or wounds. Make two rolls, one as an autohypnosis roll, one as a maintain consciousness roll.
Felfire: 4 hits left
Summer Seas: 4 hits left
Emrille: 0 wounds left. MORTAL WOUND.
Light Heart: 3 hits left.
Rili: 2 wounds left. HELPLESS.
Dodgy Deal will automatically leave to go help contain the civilians unless you issue him orders.
Chip, remember you get +9 on all combat actions vs. this colossal enemy.
>>328971
There are deactivated lesser treasury golems and gold everywhere. Aside from that, the room is pretty barren, save for the giant vat of unrefined gold next to the golem and the bin that it was placing freshly minted coins into.
This thing is absolutely enormous. It dwarfs anything else you've seen indoors, and most things you've seen outdoors. It's scary.
The floor is made of a powerful steel alloy to prevent spills of superheated metal from eating through.
There are deactivated lesser treasury golems and gold everywhere. Aside from that, the room is pretty barren, save for the giant vat of unrefined gold next to the golem and the bin that it was placing freshly minted coins into.
This thing is absolutely enormous. It dwarfs anything else you've seen indoors, and most things you've seen outdoors. It's scary.
The floor is made of a powerful steel alloy to prevent spills of superheated metal from eating through.
>>328996
>>328989
It was merely a trick! It wasn't a very good one, though. You're so close that he just swats you away.
You have no wounds and no hits remaining. Make two autohypnosis rolls…
>>328984
I'll… grant you the bonus. So you get +1 for size and +2 for engineering.
You sort of ineffectually hammer at a leg many times bigger than you, but on the plus side it didn't notice you.
>>328987
He claps you like a fly between his searing palms and you drop to the ground.
Make two autohypnosis rolls.
>>328979
>>328965
Emrille maintains consciousness. She would have bled out, but she's immediately returned to health in a flash of magic. Whew! She's… back up, but unsteady. Sitting at one wound. You think there might be permanent damage, but no time for that now.
Rili fares better: full health and back on her feet. Go get 'em, Griffon!
Dodgy Deals can't work out how to make up the other twenty feet and freefalls. He's helpless.
Your cheap shot doesn't serve you much better and you get another burst of steam, leaving you helpless.
Wounded:
Felfire: 0 wounds. MORTAL WOUND.
Summer Seas: 4 hits left
Light Heart: 4 wounds left. HELPLESS.
Tony: 0 wounds. MORTAL WOUND.
>>328989
It was merely a trick! It wasn't a very good one, though. You're so close that he just swats you away.
You have no wounds and no hits remaining. Make two autohypnosis rolls…
>>328984
I'll… grant you the bonus. So you get +1 for size and +2 for engineering.
You sort of ineffectually hammer at a leg many times bigger than you, but on the plus side it didn't notice you.
>>328987
He claps you like a fly between his searing palms and you drop to the ground.
Make two autohypnosis rolls.
>>328979
>>328965
Emrille maintains consciousness. She would have bled out, but she's immediately returned to health in a flash of magic. Whew! She's… back up, but unsteady. Sitting at one wound. You think there might be permanent damage, but no time for that now.
Rili fares better: full health and back on her feet. Go get 'em, Griffon!
Dodgy Deals can't work out how to make up the other twenty feet and freefalls. He's helpless.
Your cheap shot doesn't serve you much better and you get another burst of steam, leaving you helpless.
Wounded:
Felfire: 0 wounds. MORTAL WOUND.
Summer Seas: 4 hits left
Light Heart: 4 wounds left. HELPLESS.
Tony: 0 wounds. MORTAL WOUND.
>>329041
>>329032
Felfire endures the pain and stays awake. Stabilized, she can only stare on in indignity…
Tony isn't so lucky. The darkness claims him, and he begins to bleed out. He's unconscious and dying.
>>329043
A hot gout of steam wracks your body and causes the arrow to misfire, sending you reeling.
Helpless with four wounds.
>>329038
Rosemary's efforts are ineffectual, but Dodgy pulls himself up. You aren't so lucky and get caught in another blast of steam. Two wounds left…
>>329037
And little Summer saves the day! Everyone is back at full hits and wounds.
Tony is still unconscious. He won't be much use to you until the battle ends…
>>329032
Felfire endures the pain and stays awake. Stabilized, she can only stare on in indignity…
Tony isn't so lucky. The darkness claims him, and he begins to bleed out. He's unconscious and dying.
>>329043
A hot gout of steam wracks your body and causes the arrow to misfire, sending you reeling.
Helpless with four wounds.
>>329038
Rosemary's efforts are ineffectual, but Dodgy pulls himself up. You aren't so lucky and get caught in another blast of steam. Two wounds left…
>>329037
And little Summer saves the day! Everyone is back at full hits and wounds.
Tony is still unconscious. He won't be much use to you until the battle ends…
Felfire [Necromancer] No.329062
>>329050
"Now I am MOTIVATED!"
And horny. But they don't need to know that.
Now, as the dog said, attack the leg! The one still intact.
At the joint.
Roll #0 4 + 5 = 9
"Now I am MOTIVATED!"
And horny. But they don't need to know that.
Now, as the dog said, attack the leg! The one still intact.
At the joint.
Roll #0 4 + 5 = 9
>>329056
You and Rosemary each put quite a bit of work into that arm. Or, Rosemary does.
You manage to get swatted off and are sent helpless with two wounds left. You smash past Dodgy, who takes a couple hits from your impact as well.
>>329060
You fair little better, but at least you have four wounds left while you're helpless.
>>329061
It's a beautiful shot, but for its size, this thing moves like lightning. You narrowly miss its eye and it pings ineffectually off steel plating.
>>329062
You take a beautiful slash at the connectors in one of the legs.
>>329063
You know the power source is contained within the center casing. In the torso. Your knowledge of how this particular model works reminds you that if you take out the power core, it will try to draw life from you to maintain power. Best disable ancillary systems, first. Like limbs.
As for your attack? Not so good. You back away with a couple hits for your trouble.
>>329069
You're on your feet, but the very heat of the machine at its base is enough to make Spring squirm and retreat, a couple hits worse for the wear.
Light Heart: 2 wounds left, HELPLESS
Dodgy Deal: 5 wounds left, HELPLESS
Rili: 4 wounds left, HELPLESS
Chip: 5 hits left
Spring Water: 3 hits left
You and Rosemary each put quite a bit of work into that arm. Or, Rosemary does.
You manage to get swatted off and are sent helpless with two wounds left. You smash past Dodgy, who takes a couple hits from your impact as well.
>>329060
You fair little better, but at least you have four wounds left while you're helpless.
>>329061
It's a beautiful shot, but for its size, this thing moves like lightning. You narrowly miss its eye and it pings ineffectually off steel plating.
>>329062
You take a beautiful slash at the connectors in one of the legs.
>>329063
You know the power source is contained within the center casing. In the torso. Your knowledge of how this particular model works reminds you that if you take out the power core, it will try to draw life from you to maintain power. Best disable ancillary systems, first. Like limbs.
As for your attack? Not so good. You back away with a couple hits for your trouble.
>>329069
You're on your feet, but the very heat of the machine at its base is enough to make Spring squirm and retreat, a couple hits worse for the wear.
Light Heart: 2 wounds left, HELPLESS
Dodgy Deal: 5 wounds left, HELPLESS
Rili: 4 wounds left, HELPLESS
Chip: 5 hits left
Spring Water: 3 hits left
>>329144
You strike at one of its leg joints and deal enough damage to send it toppling to the side. It's still coming at the group, though: its arms are so long it doesn't need mobility.
>>329145
She pulls you up, but Dodgy is still down.
>>329147
You're up.
>>329148
You catch another blast of heat, for two hits.
>>329149
You're worse off, taking four.
>>329153
Light Heart's back to "mint condition". Spring tries to close, but has to back off. At least she didn't get hurt.
Dodgy Deal: 5 wounds left, HELPLESS
Rili: 4 wounds left, full hits
Chip: 5 hits left
Spring Water: 3 hits left
Felfire: 3 hits left
Emrille: 1 hit left
You strike at one of its leg joints and deal enough damage to send it toppling to the side. It's still coming at the group, though: its arms are so long it doesn't need mobility.
>>329145
She pulls you up, but Dodgy is still down.
>>329147
You're up.
>>329148
You catch another blast of heat, for two hits.
>>329149
You're worse off, taking four.
>>329153
Light Heart's back to "mint condition". Spring tries to close, but has to back off. At least she didn't get hurt.
Dodgy Deal: 5 wounds left, HELPLESS
Rili: 4 wounds left, full hits
Chip: 5 hits left
Spring Water: 3 hits left
Felfire: 3 hits left
Emrille: 1 hit left
>>329190
With an opening that wide, you would've been fucked up quite rightly if you weren't so far away. Thanks, Ruxiang!
>>329188
Another two hits from you. Your cudgel gently weeps.
>>329194
Your shot goes wide, and you're flicked back by a big arm, taking two.
You get in a solid shot, and Dodge rolls to his feet, ready for action, but a steely grip takes hold of Rosemary and throws her on top of you. She's been utterly crushed.
You take two hits, she's on death's door. Next turn, make two autohyp rolls for her.
>>329191
You don't even know what happened, he moved so fast. You do know that the warm abyss was calling you, but you shake yourself and see a trail of magic tracing from Summer to your heart, now beating again. Whew. You're up and at full.
Emrille's at tip top as well.
>>329202
Noted.
Rili: 4 wounds left, 3 hits
Chip: 3 hits left
Spring Water: 3 hits left
Light Heart: 3 hits
Rosemary: 0 wounds, MORTAL WOUND
With an opening that wide, you would've been fucked up quite rightly if you weren't so far away. Thanks, Ruxiang!
>>329188
Another two hits from you. Your cudgel gently weeps.
>>329194
Your shot goes wide, and you're flicked back by a big arm, taking two.
You get in a solid shot, and Dodge rolls to his feet, ready for action, but a steely grip takes hold of Rosemary and throws her on top of you. She's been utterly crushed.
You take two hits, she's on death's door. Next turn, make two autohyp rolls for her.
>>329191
You don't even know what happened, he moved so fast. You do know that the warm abyss was calling you, but you shake yourself and see a trail of magic tracing from Summer to your heart, now beating again. Whew. You're up and at full.
Emrille's at tip top as well.
>>329202
Noted.
Rili: 4 wounds left, 3 hits
Chip: 3 hits left
Spring Water: 3 hits left
Light Heart: 3 hits
Rosemary: 0 wounds, MORTAL WOUND
Felfire [Necromancer] No.329220
>>329212
"You are saving my life time and time again, filly…"
But NOTIMETOTALK!
Fly and slice one of the arms!
Roll #0 4 + 5 = 9
"You are saving my life time and time again, filly…"
But NOTIMETOTALK!
Fly and slice one of the arms!
Roll #0 4 + 5 = 9
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>>329218
Semihumanoid. Try to imagine something like this, but no floaty gems. It's one big, solid construct. And there's no real head.
Semihumanoid. Try to imagine something like this, but no floaty gems. It's one big, solid construct. And there's no real head.
Light Heart [Warlord] No.329234
Cheap Shot! on the arm!
Dodgy charges in again to strike as well '1d10'
Roll #0 3 = 3
Roll #1 7 = 7
Dodgy charges in again to strike as well '1d10'
Roll #0 3 = 3
Roll #1 7 = 7
>>329218
>>329220
Two more solid strikes on the arm. It's barely holding on now.
>>329253
She begins to bleed out, but stays conscious.
>>329224
One hit left.
>>329248
Helpless, three wounds left.
>>329228
Rosemary is… alive. At one wound. She's in a bad way. Conscious, though.
Emrille isn't healed. In fact, Spring gets hot around the collar for two hits.
>>329234
Drilled into heavily leaving you helpless, but Dodgy finally severs that last arm.
–-
The machine roars in a metallic mockery of pain, and as its arm comes loose from the joint, a wave of searing metal spews out of its hand at the group. Everyone must make an evasive roll.
Rili: 1 wound, helpless
Chip: 3 hits left
Spring Water: 1 hit
Light Heart: 2 wounds, helpless
Rosemary: 1 wounds, helpless
Emrille: 1 hit
>>329220
Two more solid strikes on the arm. It's barely holding on now.
>>329253
She begins to bleed out, but stays conscious.
>>329224
One hit left.
>>329248
Helpless, three wounds left.
>>329228
Rosemary is… alive. At one wound. She's in a bad way. Conscious, though.
Emrille isn't healed. In fact, Spring gets hot around the collar for two hits.
>>329234
Drilled into heavily leaving you helpless, but Dodgy finally severs that last arm.
–-
The machine roars in a metallic mockery of pain, and as its arm comes loose from the joint, a wave of searing metal spews out of its hand at the group. Everyone must make an evasive roll.
Rili: 1 wound, helpless
Chip: 3 hits left
Spring Water: 1 hit
Light Heart: 2 wounds, helpless
Rosemary: 1 wounds, helpless
Emrille: 1 hit
Felfire [Necromancer] No.329275
>>329271
"Chip! Together!"
Now! Rev up that scythe and strike the arm down for good!
Roll #0 8 + 2 = 10
"Chip! Together!"
Now! Rev up that scythe and strike the arm down for good!
Roll #0 8 + 2 = 10
Light Heart [Warlord] No.329278
>>329271
Get up and try to fly, see if I can help Rosemary to get away as well '1d10'
Dodgy's roll 'r2 1d10'
Roll #0 3 = 3
Roll #1 7 = 7 / Roll #2 10 = 10
Get up and try to fly, see if I can help Rosemary to get away as well '1d10'
Dodgy's roll 'r2 1d10'
Roll #0 3 = 3
Roll #1 7 = 7 / Roll #2 10 = 10
>>329274
Apparently, very hard. The metal sears your flesh.
>>329278
You and Rosemary can't escape the oncoming wave, but Dodgy lives up to his name. In a split second decision, he pulls you behind a crate, unable to save Rosemary too. She was not prepared for this wicked flame in her condition, but Dodgy has saved you from a mortal wound.
>>329280
It's hard to get up, covered in a layer of molten copper!
>>329287
Spring gets burned badly. You'd be even worse if it weren't for…
>>329290
Chip, who leaps in front of you. He's absolutely covered in several inches of burning metal. Not just the flecks that others got. He's encased. His will to live keeps him up for one turn after this, but you can't even see him in there…
Two notes. Protect is automatic, and you don't benefit from engineering while making a dodge, though you do benefit from dodging a colossal enemy.
>>329275
Hey, that wasn't so bad! You got away fine! Then you see the rest of the party. Oh.
Rili: mortal wound
Chip: mortal wound (protecting for one turn)
Spring Water: 3 wounds, helpless
Light Heart: 2 wounds, helpless
Rosemary: DEAD
Emrille: 3 wounds, helpless
Characters that are currently up: Dodgy Deal, Summer Seas
Apparently, very hard. The metal sears your flesh.
>>329278
You and Rosemary can't escape the oncoming wave, but Dodgy lives up to his name. In a split second decision, he pulls you behind a crate, unable to save Rosemary too. She was not prepared for this wicked flame in her condition, but Dodgy has saved you from a mortal wound.
>>329280
It's hard to get up, covered in a layer of molten copper!
>>329287
Spring gets burned badly. You'd be even worse if it weren't for…
>>329290
Chip, who leaps in front of you. He's absolutely covered in several inches of burning metal. Not just the flecks that others got. He's encased. His will to live keeps him up for one turn after this, but you can't even see him in there…
Two notes. Protect is automatic, and you don't benefit from engineering while making a dodge, though you do benefit from dodging a colossal enemy.
>>329275
Hey, that wasn't so bad! You got away fine! Then you see the rest of the party. Oh.
Rili: mortal wound
Chip: mortal wound (protecting for one turn)
Spring Water: 3 wounds, helpless
Light Heart: 2 wounds, helpless
Rosemary: DEAD
Emrille: 3 wounds, helpless
Characters that are currently up: Dodgy Deal, Summer Seas
>>329344
Fortunately for you, the world sort of just fades to black. You are not forced to suffer a painful, waking death. The roiling copper sears your corpse to the bone.
>>329353
>>329326
You grab Dodgy's hoof, and he pulls you up right quick. Maybe he's not so bad for a some blighter, yeah?
>>329314
You're feeling… a little faint from the heat. It's a toasty 60°C. You collapse, helpless. Breathing is labored.
>>329318
It doesn't work. You're feeling the heat yourself… This needs to end, fast.
>>329311
You're down, and sweating hard.
–-
There's a cry of metallic anger from the other side of the room, and the golem, arms and one leg disabled, flails about helplessly, but generating more heat nonetheless.
>>329362
Why's it so hot in here? You can't take much more… you… it's exhausting.
Rili: DEAD
Chip: 5 wounds, helpless
Spring Water: 3 wounds, helpless
Light Heart: 2 wounds, 5 hits
Emrille: 3 wounds, helpless
Vault Temperature: 60°C (140F)
Fortunately for you, the world sort of just fades to black. You are not forced to suffer a painful, waking death. The roiling copper sears your corpse to the bone.
>>329353
>>329326
You grab Dodgy's hoof, and he pulls you up right quick. Maybe he's not so bad for a some blighter, yeah?
>>329314
You're feeling… a little faint from the heat. It's a toasty 60°C. You collapse, helpless. Breathing is labored.
>>329318
It doesn't work. You're feeling the heat yourself… This needs to end, fast.
>>329311
You're down, and sweating hard.
–-
There's a cry of metallic anger from the other side of the room, and the golem, arms and one leg disabled, flails about helplessly, but generating more heat nonetheless.
>>329362
Why's it so hot in here? You can't take much more… you… it's exhausting.
Rili: DEAD
Chip: 5 wounds, helpless
Spring Water: 3 wounds, helpless
Light Heart: 2 wounds, 5 hits
Emrille: 3 wounds, helpless
Vault Temperature: 60°C (140F)
Felfire [Necromancer] No.329371
>>329366
"Grogar.. Not like this…"
Try to get up! I have to fly back and blow the vault open!
Try to control one of my minions to warn the ones left on the other side and get them to open the door.
'1d10'
Roll #0 2 = 2
Roll #1 2 = 2
"Grogar.. Not like this…"
Try to get up! I have to fly back and blow the vault open!
Try to control one of my minions to warn the ones left on the other side and get them to open the door.
'1d10'
Roll #0 2 = 2
Roll #1 2 = 2
>>329377
You can't frost shot while helpless! This isn't reflex shot!
You do get up, though.
>>329371
You're still down. It's hot. Too hot… You can't stay like this much longer. If you can escape next turn, you will no doubt fall into unconsciousness.
>>329372
You're not feeling much of a connection with your minions for some reason…
>>329383
Apparently not. This heat is sweltering. You collapse from heat exhaustion.
>>329380
The vault walls are sealed incredibly firmly. The weakest point in the door. In this heat, you barely manage to tap it with your power. You collapse from heat exhaustion.
Spring does manage to get up, though.
Chip: 5 wounds, helpless
Spring Water: 3 wounds, helpless
Light Heart: 2 wounds, 5 helpless
Emrille: 3 wounds, helpless
Felfire: helpless
Summer Seas: helpless
Vault Temperature: 63°C (145F)
You can't frost shot while helpless! This isn't reflex shot!
You do get up, though.
>>329371
You're still down. It's hot. Too hot… You can't stay like this much longer. If you can escape next turn, you will no doubt fall into unconsciousness.
>>329372
You're not feeling much of a connection with your minions for some reason…
>>329383
Apparently not. This heat is sweltering. You collapse from heat exhaustion.
>>329380
The vault walls are sealed incredibly firmly. The weakest point in the door. In this heat, you barely manage to tap it with your power. You collapse from heat exhaustion.
Spring does manage to get up, though.
Chip: 5 wounds, helpless
Spring Water: 3 wounds, helpless
Light Heart: 2 wounds, 5 helpless
Emrille: 3 wounds, helpless
Felfire: helpless
Summer Seas: helpless
Vault Temperature: 63°C (145F)
Felfire [Necromancer] No.329392
>>329388
Fuck! GET UP ALREADY! RUN FROM HERE!
I bet those faggots of my minions got killed! If only Fervor was still with me!
Roll #0 3 = 3
Fuck! GET UP ALREADY! RUN FROM HERE!
I bet those faggots of my minions got killed! If only Fervor was still with me!
Roll #0 3 = 3
Light Heart [Warlord] No.329407
Don't mind me
Roll #0 9 = 9
Roll #0 9 = 9
>>329396
>>329394
>>329392
>>329390
>>329409
Spring pants: "Summer… get out… please."
She's out. Burned to a crisp. Two autohypno rolls, please.
Summer, Light and Emrille are up. It's not counting for much, though, in this heat.
Emrille looses a frost shot which shatters against the vault door. It sends a wave of cool relief across all of you… for about half a second. The vault is much cooler, but it's not enough. The door does make a pleasant chiming sound, though.
Everyone makes a single autohynpotism roll except for the abovementioned Spring, making two.
>>329394
>>329392
>>329390
>>329409
Spring pants: "Summer… get out… please."
She's out. Burned to a crisp. Two autohypno rolls, please.
Summer, Light and Emrille are up. It's not counting for much, though, in this heat.
Emrille looses a frost shot which shatters against the vault door. It sends a wave of cool relief across all of you… for about half a second. The vault is much cooler, but it's not enough. The door does make a pleasant chiming sound, though.
Everyone makes a single autohynpotism roll except for the abovementioned Spring, making two.
Light Heart [Warlord] No.329424
>>329415
Right. Time to get out. I've been through worse. Grab Rosemary again and fly up up and away, to the vent shaft
Autohypnotism rolls for the both of us '2d10'
Roll #0 10 = 10
Roll #1 1, 1 = 2
Right. Time to get out. I've been through worse. Grab Rosemary again and fly up up and away, to the vent shaft
Autohypnotism rolls for the both of us '2d10'
Roll #0 10 = 10
Roll #1 1, 1 = 2
>>329420
In legend, they speak of those who can withstand immeasurable amounts of heat through sheer force of will. Are you descended of those ponies? Perhaps. Certainly today you make a legendary stand against the heat. It holds no power over you.
Then you trip over a pile of gold and do a faceplant, helpless.
>>329424
You make the most heroic corpsegrab of all time just in time for you and Dodgy to pass out from the heat. Two autohypno rolls next turn for each.
>>329417
Well, you didn't pass out. Yet.
>>329427
>>329426
Spring is definitely unconscious. Through sheer force of will, you perform an experimental procedure and manage to keep her on the verge of death. Your vicelike grib will not yield! You are her anchor!
>>329434
Then you pass out from heat exhaustion.
–-
…
…
…
…
…
…
BOOM
The vault door splits into shards and flies in every direction at once. At the door, there's a disgruntled looking pegasus in uniform emerging from the smoke. He tosses a grenade behind himself as he walks through the door. '1d10'
"WHO CALLED FOR AN EXPLOSION?"
A wave of hot air immediately exits the vault, lowering it to safe temperatures.
These characters need to roll twice to not die immediately. Everyone else is "safe" from the heat and can take other actions.
Light Heart
Dodgy Deal
Spring Water
Other stats:
Spring Water: 3 wounds, helpless
Light Heart: 2 wounds, helpless
Emrille: 3 wounds, helpless
Felfire: helpless
Summer Seas: helpless
Roll #1 9 = 9
In legend, they speak of those who can withstand immeasurable amounts of heat through sheer force of will. Are you descended of those ponies? Perhaps. Certainly today you make a legendary stand against the heat. It holds no power over you.
Then you trip over a pile of gold and do a faceplant, helpless.
>>329424
You make the most heroic corpsegrab of all time just in time for you and Dodgy to pass out from the heat. Two autohypno rolls next turn for each.
>>329417
Well, you didn't pass out. Yet.
>>329427
>>329426
Spring is definitely unconscious. Through sheer force of will, you perform an experimental procedure and manage to keep her on the verge of death. Your vicelike grib will not yield! You are her anchor!
>>329434
Then you pass out from heat exhaustion.
–-
…
…
…
…
…
…
BOOM
The vault door splits into shards and flies in every direction at once. At the door, there's a disgruntled looking pegasus in uniform emerging from the smoke. He tosses a grenade behind himself as he walks through the door. '1d10'
"WHO CALLED FOR AN EXPLOSION?"
A wave of hot air immediately exits the vault, lowering it to safe temperatures.
These characters need to roll twice to not die immediately. Everyone else is "safe" from the heat and can take other actions.
Light Heart
Dodgy Deal
Spring Water
Other stats:
Spring Water: 3 wounds, helpless
Light Heart: 2 wounds, helpless
Emrille: 3 wounds, helpless
Felfire: helpless
Summer Seas: helpless
Roll #1 9 = 9
Felfire [Necromancer] No.329449
>>329448
MOTHA! FUCKING! LIMBS BLOWING! YEAH!
How many of my minions are still alive? Roll to sense them
'2d10'
And get up!
Roll #0 3 = 3
Roll #1 2, 2 = 4
MOTHA! FUCKING! LIMBS BLOWING! YEAH!
How many of my minions are still alive? Roll to sense them
'2d10'
And get up!
Roll #0 3 = 3
Roll #1 2, 2 = 4
>>329449
Much like Batman's parents, YOUR MINIONS ARE DEEEEEEEAAAAADDDD.
You're still down. You roll into a puddle of searing metal and burn yourself slightly, too.
>>329450
Dodgy Deals kicks it. He stays conscious for the end. He sort of bitterly remarks:
"Done bit off more than I could chew, yeah?"
You're in the opposite boat. You'll live, but you're not in the waking world anymore.
>>329451
You're up.
>>329456
But she can. Even your Goliath grip isn't enough. You pull yourself to your feet just in time you find your mother's body not breathing.
Light Heart: 2 wounds, unconscious
Dodgy Deal: DEAD
Emrille: 3 wounds
Felfire: 4 wounds, helpless
Much like Batman's parents, YOUR MINIONS ARE DEEEEEEEAAAAADDDD.
You're still down. You roll into a puddle of searing metal and burn yourself slightly, too.
>>329450
Dodgy Deals kicks it. He stays conscious for the end. He sort of bitterly remarks:
"Done bit off more than I could chew, yeah?"
You're in the opposite boat. You'll live, but you're not in the waking world anymore.
>>329451
You're up.
>>329456
But she can. Even your Goliath grip isn't enough. You pull yourself to your feet just in time you find your mother's body not breathing.
Light Heart: 2 wounds, unconscious
Dodgy Deal: DEAD
Emrille: 3 wounds
Felfire: 4 wounds, helpless
>>329467
You do a good job of rolling around in the searing hot metal some more and severely wound your wings. You are groundbound.
>>329469
You miss when it pathetically slams the ground with its one remaining appendage. You're a bit worse for the wear.
Light Heart: 2 wounds, unconscious
Emrille: 3 wounds, 4 hits
Felfire: 1 wound, helpless, groundbound
Lieutenant Sunnyskies is fighting what remains of the mob alone. '1d10'
Roll #1 7 = 7
You do a good job of rolling around in the searing hot metal some more and severely wound your wings. You are groundbound.
>>329469
You miss when it pathetically slams the ground with its one remaining appendage. You're a bit worse for the wear.
Light Heart: 2 wounds, unconscious
Emrille: 3 wounds, 4 hits
Felfire: 1 wound, helpless, groundbound
Lieutenant Sunnyskies is fighting what remains of the mob alone. '1d10'
Roll #1 7 = 7
Felfire [Necromancer] No.329474
"Halp…>>329472
What the fucking flying- no, no more flying, I guess.
RIP MYSELF FREE! GET UP ALREADY!
Roll #0 4 = 4
What the fucking flying- no, no more flying, I guess.
RIP MYSELF FREE! GET UP ALREADY!
Roll #0 4 = 4
>>329474
You manage to roll out of the searing copper, but you can't get up. The pain…
>>329475
Another relentless pound. It shakes you even worse.
>>329476
Fortunately, Summer saves the day again. She collapses, helpless.
Emrille is feeling much better, and even Felfire is on her feet, despite wings being useless.
Most of the party is dead or unconscious around you.
Dead
Rosemary
Dodgy Deal
Spring Water
Unconscious
Light Heart
Rili
Chip
Borders Skewed
–
The Bad Lieutenant attempts to finish off the mob. '1d10'
Roll #1 10 = 10
You manage to roll out of the searing copper, but you can't get up. The pain…
>>329475
Another relentless pound. It shakes you even worse.
>>329476
Fortunately, Summer saves the day again. She collapses, helpless.
Emrille is feeling much better, and even Felfire is on her feet, despite wings being useless.
Most of the party is dead or unconscious around you.
Dead
Rosemary
Dodgy Deal
Spring Water
Unconscious
Light Heart
Rili
Chip
Borders Skewed
–
The Bad Lieutenant attempts to finish off the mob. '1d10'
Roll #1 10 = 10
Felfire [Necromancer] No.329490
>>329487
"Remember it suphons life once the core runs out!"
No seriously, wake the filly up.
Roll #0 3 = 3
"Remember it suphons life once the core runs out!"
No seriously, wake the filly up.
Roll #0 3 = 3
Felfire [Necromancer] No.329505
>>329502
I'm not good with the living. Pick myself up. One kiss with Grogar is enough for today.
Roll #0 9 = 9
I'm not good with the living. Pick myself up. One kiss with Grogar is enough for today.
Roll #0 9 = 9
>>329501
"Right. About that…" The Lieutenant begins.
"I wasn't able to contain all of the civilians on my own. They broke open the door. The bad news is that we've started the assault on Stonebriar City. The good news is, I think we're winning."
>>329503
You've never felt less attuned to Luna.
>>329504
You get Summer to her hooves.
>>329505
You're up too.
"Right. About that…" The Lieutenant begins.
"I wasn't able to contain all of the civilians on my own. They broke open the door. The bad news is that we've started the assault on Stonebriar City. The good news is, I think we're winning."
>>329503
You've never felt less attuned to Luna.
>>329504
You get Summer to her hooves.
>>329505
You're up too.
Felfire [Necromancer] No.329510
>>329506
Who's left Helpless or unconscious?
Help them up.
Otherwise use the roll to raise Dodgy's remains.
Roll #0 9 = 9
Who's left Helpless or unconscious?
Help them up.
Otherwise use the roll to raise Dodgy's remains.
Roll #0 9 = 9
Summer Seas [Cleric] No.329514
>>329506
I push away Emrille and stand between her and Spring's body.
"N- No! She's… she's dead because of you! Because of you pirates! If it weren't for you taking us, w- we'd… we'd still be home a- and… momma would still be alive…"
I clench my eyes shut as more tears start coming up and try to pull Spring out of the vault.
'1d10'
Roll #1 5 = 5
I push away Emrille and stand between her and Spring's body.
"N- No! She's… she's dead because of you! Because of you pirates! If it weren't for you taking us, w- we'd… we'd still be home a- and… momma would still be alive…"
I clench my eyes shut as more tears start coming up and try to pull Spring out of the vault.
'1d10'
Roll #1 5 = 5
Felfire [Necromancer] No.329517
>>329515
I seriously hope they get fucknothing from this.
The seer, at least. Fucking useless cunts.
Raise dead on Dodgy's remains.
Roll #0 10 = 10
I seriously hope they get fucknothing from this.
The seer, at least. Fucking useless cunts.
Raise dead on Dodgy's remains.
Roll #0 10 = 10
>>329521
They're all useless civilians that you picked through before. Most of the dead here are constructs.
>>329524
It occurs to you that there's no way you could sneak out any amount of bits that would be meaningful compared to your 5% share of this giant vault. Plus your vest doesn't have pockets.
Outside the bank door, you see a carriage waiting. Lieutenant Sunnyskies beckons, "Come on! Let's get the loot in the carriage! We have teams looting the whole city. We need to get as much as we can, and get out the portal before the main barrage hits the city."
[Pause]
They're all useless civilians that you picked through before. Most of the dead here are constructs.
>>329524
It occurs to you that there's no way you could sneak out any amount of bits that would be meaningful compared to your 5% share of this giant vault. Plus your vest doesn't have pockets.
Outside the bank door, you see a carriage waiting. Lieutenant Sunnyskies beckons, "Come on! Let's get the loot in the carriage! We have teams looting the whole city. We need to get as much as we can, and get out the portal before the main barrage hits the city."
[Pause]