STORY SO FAR: Our party of goats answered an ad for adventure. They agree to find a magical book with delicious pages for a pegasus whose name they don't even know. Everyone now has 600 bits as starting payment, except for Clarence who started with 900. Unlimited bits are promised upon return. AND THEN PERSEO STARTED LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME>>156182
"Right away hun!"
The barmaid leaves and quickly returns with a mug filled with the blackest substance you've ever seen. It has the consistency of syrup of smells of death>>156186
The pegasus turns his head to the tavern entrance and whistles. "Canterlot!"
A pony standing near the door nods and quietly walks outside.
"That nice stallion'll be waiting outside for ya. Try not to keep him waiting will ya?">>156179>double 1
The large drunk stallion leans against you. "Mmmm I'm yours to command master!"
You climb atop his back and yell CHARGE! You then proceed to ride the stallion around the tavern, muttering incoherently about striking down evil in the name of the sun.
Maybe you're naive, or maybe you're a lightweight and that one drink was all it took to intoxicate you, but it just doesn't sink in that this stallion isn't actually under your command. In fact, it's almost definitely the second reason.
The pegasus laughs and tosses you your bag of bits, which you manage to catch and pocket. "Hey fuzzy, I'm not payin ya to play cowboy!"
The stallion comes to a sudden stop, sending Perseo flying into a group of drunk patrons. Something pushes him off and Perseo hobbles back to the party.
"Whhhaaat the fffuck is wrong with you goat?" A large drunken diamond stumbles up to him. "Don't you knnnow better than to fuchk with shomeone bigger than you?"
Four ponies walk up behind him, each with weapons drawn and in equally foul moods.
"IIIIII'm gonna kick your assesesss!"Combat begins now!