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No.59199

The party decides to head back to the Fortress of High Trotgar.
You arrive at the back gates by sundown, and the guards let you inside with a nod.
Report to the Keep?
Do something else?

No.59201

>>59199
Report to the keep.

No.59203

"When did…I forgot her name say we should meet her? Let's check on the temple tomorrow anyway, I wish to sleep."
I visit the cantin/canteen/cantina at the barracks, get something to eat and go to sleep.

No.59204

>>59199
Are there any stores around?

If not back to the keep.

No.59206

>>59199
Let's make our report.

>>59203
"Tomorrow, I believe. The rest of you do what you will and I will make the report."
I head to the keep.

No.59207

>>59199
Might as well make our report.
I also check in and figure out where my lodgings are.

No.59208

>>59207
"Follow me, we were appointed barracks in one of the upper levels."

No.59209

>>59204
They seemed to have closed already.
You missed them again.

>>59203
You head to the barracks and the canteen, eat, and then fall fast asleep one of the uncomfy beds.

>>59201
>>59207
>>59206
You three head to the Keep, and to the familiar throne room.
Commander Grit is looking over papers at the table with some other officers, and looks quite upset.

No.59210

>>59209
"We did not make much progress today thanks to an empty lead, but are certain that another day or two will be fruitful. What of the team that was sent to the wastes?"

No.59211

>>59210
He looks up, then motions for the other ponies to leave.
After they are outside, he rubs his forehead and trots over to face you.
"What sort of empty lead? Where did you get it and what did it say?"

No.59213

>>59209
Slump down on the ground and look at the closed stores sadly.

"Awwww"

No.59214

>>59211
"An old pony in a bar said there were bandits hiding in an old castle in the forest. It turned out to be a necromancer and his minions instead of the ponies you sent us to hunt."

No.59215

>>59213
Maybe next time dear, maybe next time.
You were 2SLOW

No.59216

>>59211
The location of the rebel base
The tavern
They told use they were hiding in the old castle but it was a lie

No.59220

>>59215
Walk back to the others, head hung low.

"This hasn't been a nice day at all… and it started so well."

No.59228

>>59216
"You ponies -and buffalo- weren't drinking on the job, were you? Because if I hear you did…"
He snorts.
"And giving false information for the authorities is a crime. Did you arrest them?"

No.59230

>>59228
They ran away.

No.59231

>>59228
"He did not give us false information, just information we weren't looking for.."

No.59232

No.59235

>>59211
"It wasn't really false information so much as vague information.
And they also ran away before we could confirm it."

No.59237

>>59230
>>59235
"Well next time you see them, cease them, and bring them here."

>>59231
"You said they gave you information about the location of their base before."

No.59238

>>59237
"They told us the location of the castle, where 'strange things' were occurring. We took that as meaning there may be ponies hiding out there."

No.59239

>>59237
"We were asking about bandits. He gave us what he thought was a bandit lair."

No.59242

>>59238
>>59239
"What sort of Castle? And what did you find there?"

No.59246

>>59242
A big necromancer.

No.59248

>>59242
"An old castle full of skeletons and zombies and an undead necromancer."

No.59251

>>59242
"An abandoned castle full of undead ponies and a undead necromancer."

No.59252

>>59246
>>59248
"A necromancer? That's strange. Anything else worth noting?"

He looks around.

"And where did you leave that scarred mare, the zebra, and most importantly, that old troublemaker?"

No.59254

>>59252
"They went off to do their own investigation. We assumed they had either already returned or found lodgings in town."

No.59255

>>59252
Nothing at all.

No.59256

>>59252
"No sir.
They went off to perform their own investigations, and we haven't seen them."

No.59261

>>59254
>>59255
>>59256
"If they get into trouble I'll…"
He makes a choking motion with his hooves.
"Be more useful next time. Dismissed."

No.59264

>>59261
I leave and head to the canteen for some food.

No.59269

>>59261
Sir.
Walk away.

No.59276

>>59261
I walk away and follow Tatanka to the canteen.
What's it look like?

No.59278

>>59264
I'll do the same. Try to cheer myself up with some idle chatter

"So you never told me where you are from and why you are here Tatanka!"

No.59281

>>59264
>>59269
>>59276
>>59278
You all head to the canteen.
It's still the same, long building next to the barracks, consisting of one big room and the kitchen, with long rows of tables and chairs.
They still serve the same unappealing food.

No.59283

>>59281
Anyone want my food? Im not eating this shit.

No.59284

>>59278
"I am from the deserts far to the west of Equestria. I am her because I wanted to see the world."

>>59281
"Give me the fullest bowl that you can, please."

>>59283
"I'll take it."

No.59286

>>59281
I suppose I take a bowl.
Is it at least decent?…

Rolled 7 = 7

No.59288

>>59284
The fat old lady nickers something and fills your bowl a little bit more than the others.
"No seconds!"

>>59286
The fat old lady gives you one.
It's not as bad as it smells and looks, and at least it's filling.

No.59289

>>59283
"But you need to eat something at least!"

>>59281
I'll just eat it anyway.

>>59284
"Oh okay."

Put a hoof to my face in contemplation.

"Oh! What's your favorite color?"

No.59290

>>59289
Dont worry ill eat, soon.

No.59292

>>59290
"But all the stores are closed already, there's nothing else!"

Shove some food in his mouth

"Eat!"

No.59294

>>59288
I smile at her before turning and walking to a table.
"Thank you miss."

>>59289
"Dull orange, like the the sand and dirt of my homeland."

>>59290
"What will you eat? Do you have a stash of food you've been hiding from us?"
I take his bowl and put it next to mine then start eating.

No.59295

>>59292
Try to dodge her hooves.
Stop it!

>>59294
Is my personal ration.

Rolled 5 = 5

No.59297

>>59295
"What is it? I don't know much about pony food."
I finish my bowl and start on Lucky's.

No.59298

>>59295
"No! You must have your daily intake of food! You don't Anorexia or something, do you?"

I gasp and quickly try to shove more food in his mouth

"Eeeeaaaaat!"

Rolled 10 = 10

No.59299

>>59295
You manage to escape her.

No.59302

>>59298
"What are you going to eat if you feed him all your food?"

No.59303

>>59297
Just dried fruit.

>>59298
Oh Celestia this taste horrible!
Wait a minute
Try to not lick her hooves

Rolled 3 = 3

No.59304

>>59299
>>59298
Escape her before she lunges at you again.
You simply have no chance against her.
You chew on the food that the shoves in your mouth to avoid choking.


The mare yells at you.
"Hey, no foolin' around! If you wanna' do some kinky things then do it in the barracks!"

>>59303
You can't contain yourself.
You lick her hooves sensually as they are pushing all that terrible food in your mouth.

No.59306

>>59304
I blush and concentrate on eating.

No.59308

>>59304
I try not to stare at the sight.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.59309

>>59304
Quickly try to retract my hooves

"What are you doing!?"

No.59310

>>59308
Your eyes almost fall out from their sockets from staring so hard.

No.59312

>>59309
N-Nothing.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.59314

>>59312
Awkwardly shift around on my hooves.

"Okay, I guess?"

Quickly go back to eating the rest of my food

No.59315

>>59314
Im sorry I shouldnt do that.

No.59316

THE PARTY EATS THE REST OF THEIR FOOD AND THEY HEAD TO BED TO SLEEP

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Feel free to RP a bit more if you want to.

No.59317

>>59315
"I guess I'll leave you two-"
I look at Timbre.
"-three alone."
I quickly finish my bowl and put my helmet back on before heading back to the barracks.

No.59318

>>59310
Well now…
That certainly wasn't awkward at all. Nope.
I finish eating my food and-
>>59317
"W- Wait! Wait for me!"
I hurry after Tatanka.

No.59319

>>59315
"No it's… um… okay!"

>>59317
"I'm really sleepy again all of the sudden!"

Quickly follow him and go to bed as well

No.59320

>>59317
Yvonne is sleeping on a bed next to the two beds you fashioned for yourself yesterday.

>>59319
You find the bed you used yesterday.

>>59318
There are still some free terribly uncomfortable beds around.

No.59321

>>59317
>>59318
>>59319
Well at least I can eat my meat now.

No.59322

>>59320
Rolling for sweet dreams again!

Rolled 5 = 5

No.59323

>>59320
Lovely.
I undress and set my stuff down and try to get some sleep.
Is the Necroponicon going to invade my dreams?

Rolled 3 = 3

No.59324

>>59322
They are mediocre at best.

>>59323
No, but it will whisper to you in your sleep.

No.59325

>>59320
I take off my armor and helmet then climb into bed.
Rolling for good dreams.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.59326

>>59324
What does it say?

No.59327

>>59325
You have the sweetest dream you had in months.
You roam the desert home freely once again with them and Yvonne is there too

>>59326
The same thing over and over again, all night.
"The others are jealous that YOU found me. They will try to take me away from you. They will try to stop you from becoming the greatest mage that ever lived. Don't listen to them. Don't trust them"

No.59328

>>59327
Im going to sleep now.
Rolling for sweet dreams.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.59329

>>59328
Your dreams are you remembering how you played William Tell with your friends when you were just little colts.
You sleep well.

No.59333

>>59327
I suppose it only makes sense that the pony with the strongest connection to nature is in his dreams. I bet they talk about plants and animals and other nature stuff.

No.59336

>>59333
Sure buddy, whatever you say

Rolled 1 = 1

No.59338

>>59333
>Denial

No.59340

>>59336
>>59338
But Tatanka is young and naive. He has never even heard of or considered hot skitty on wailord action.

No.59343

>>59340
If only Erumal were around

No.59344

>>59343
Oh man that would be something. I couldn't fall asleep last night so I spent my time planning out Erumal's and Card Trick's actions if I ever bring them into ToTG.

No.59345

>>59344
Campfire is near-invincible now with that Phoenix resurrect.
But
>>>meta

No.61425

MEANWHILE, IN THE TOWN

DM and DM, report in.

No.61431

"Now then. To the farm."

No.61432

"Oh I can barely wait ta get me hooves on dat bastard…"

No.61433

>>61431
>>61432
You confidently start off in a direction where you can see farms in the distance.
The only problem is, once you are out of the middle of the town, you can see that there are farms everywhere surrounding the town.
There seems to be a small gathering of ponies at a nearby ditch.

No.61434

>>61433
"Sergeant, you possess a better understanding of the area than I do. Surely you have some input on this issue? Where should we begin our search?"

No.61435

>>61433
I go talk to the ponies by the ditch, see if I can get any clues out of them
Rolling to persuade them to be helpful

Rolled 5 = 5

No.61436

>>61434
"I'm not with the Townsguard. When I leave the Fortress, I usually go out the Wasteland, not around here."

>>61435
There seems to be five ponies them, the oldest maybe 20 years old, the youngest looks like he barely got his cutie mark.
One of them is drumming on an empty metal keg, and another is playing on a simple violin.
They all seem to be inebriated.
When you approach they all start to whistle at you.
"Look at that rack!"
"I'd tap that!"
"Ooooooh, exotic zebra meat, grrrr"
They all laugh at their comments.

No.61437

>>61436
"Well the meat ain't free, a girl needs a little something for something you know? And I'm sure bad boys like you might know where she could find some trouble worth her time."

Rolled 6 = 6

No.61439

>>61436
"Well, that sure is egg on my face. Perhaps it's best see if the assassin can get something out of the locals before we change our plan."

No.61449

>>61439
"Sorry sir! Yes sir!"

>>61437
The two 'oldest' ones stand up and start to circle you.
"And what would that be? I'm sure we could give you something you'd like"
The gang burst into laughter again.

No.61452

>>61449
"Les cut de crap here. Dere is a certain somepone I got a score ta settle with, an anypone who can actually be helpful in findin' him will surely deserve a reward. Not a hard job, even fo you boys. De one I want is called Massive Nuggets. Big ol' pone. I know he is around here in de farmlands, so all I need is de exact place he's hidin' his chicken ass in."

Rolled 6 = 6

No.61454

>>61449
"Be on alert though. She is outnumbered, and from the looks of things the youths are having some less than legal ideas. We might need to enforce a bit of law on the lawless soon."

No.61458

>>61454
"They don't seem like a real threat, sir. If they do something stupid maybe a good scare will be enough for them."

>>61452
The two of them stop at both of your sides, while the other three is just watching what's happening with a grin.
The pony on your right speaks up.
"Hmm, hmm, Massive Nuggets, big pony… I think that rings a bell, yes, but we will need some finer details."
As he is saying that he places a hoof on your rear.

No.61463

>>61458
"He's supposedly de leader of some smalltime bandit gang 'round 'ere."
Lightly brush the hoof off with my tail
"An I don' do payment upfront."

Rolled 5 = 5

No.61466

>>61458
"Hm. Yes. A scare."
Begin to idly fashion some of the rope I have along into a set of nooses.

No.61468

>>61466
He just raises an eyebrow while Mendy looks at you with a confused look.

>>61463
"Ah, those guys… Yeah, I think I know them… the ones holed up in that one run-down farmstead..but we can't just let you there without getting anything, can we?" He puts a hoof over your shoulder while the other laughs and starts to cirlce you again.

No.61472

>>61468
"Now dere are two ways we can do dis. Either you help me get dere, meet Nuggets, an stick around long enough fer me ta get de job done, and den get yer reward - or we can do dis de hard way, which is de same thing with one key difference."

Rolled 9 = 9

No.61473

>>61468
Lets see how many nooses I managed to make

Rolled 4 = 4

No.61479

>>61473
Only two.
And you manage to get the rest of your ropes tangled.

>>61472
"Hey, be careful, she sounds dangerous!"
"More like kinky!"
"Need a first time for everything!"
The trio who is sitting laughs at you again.
The one who has his hoof around you continues to speak.
"I'd stick around with you all right, but them fellas' aren't really keen for visitors. Last dude who snooped around there got two of his legs broken. I can point you in the direction, but first I'd need to point something somewhere else, if you know what I mean."

No.61482

>>61479
"Hm. It will do."
Store the rest of the rope, hand one noose to the sergeant
"Do you think you can catch them if they make a run for it?"

Rolled 6 = 6

No.61488

>>61479
"You sure do skirt around de issue dontcha, boy?
Now, de we have a deal or not? Because if ya lads are too chickin ta help me, I'll go offer de deal ta someone else."

Rolled 4 = 4

No.61495

>>61482
"Sir? With a rope?"

>>61488
"We're not afraid!"
"Yeah, we're not chickens!"
"I'm not su-"the smallest one is hit on his head by the one who has the keg.

"You're one stubborn bitch, aren't you?"
He looks you up and down again.
"But I ain't going to pass up a chance like this. Okay, it's worth the risk. We show you there, and you know the rest. Deal?"

No.61499

>>61495
"Dats a deal den. I never break a deal. You'd damn well best do de same.
Lead on."
Signal the Judge that everything is clear

Rolled 7 = 7

No.61501

>>61495
"Yes, with a rope. It goes around their neck, and keeps them nice an- Oh good it seems the assassin found a solution. Lets move out, both of you. We have a bandit lord to catch."
>>61499
Signal back, start following them

Rolled 10 = 10

No.61506

>>61499
The ponies stand up, only the youngest colt being hesitant.
The oldest leads the party up front, his hoof still around Raventail.
"I'm Soil Rake by the way, just so you know what you'll have to scream when we'll get to that."
You leave the outskirts of the town on a small dirt road among different crop fields.

>>61501
"Y-yes sir! But they are just young colts! They didn't do anything yet!"
You follow them from a distance, and manage not to get seen by them.

No.61513

>>61506
"Well les just hope you don' take everythin' as slowly as you take negotiatin' or we'll be at dis all week. Now how far is dis supposed hideout of a farmstead? Dis is a fackin' field."

Rolled 3 = 3

No.61514

>>61513
"Relax, dayumn, you think bandits will settle right next to town? But it's there."
He points a hoof forward.
Indeed, you can see a house and a barn in the distance.

No.61515

>>61506
"The law applies to all, young and old. It does not look into status or wealth, nor age nor health. It is equal and it is fair. Such is the nature of The Law, sergeant. And we are here to enforce it.
For their sake, I hope the lads don't do anything stupid. Keep an eye out, both of you. There could be patrols or ambushers anywhere."
Lets see if I can spot any potential trouble myself

Rolled 6 = 6

No.61516

>>61514
"Well ain't dat all sweet of ya. Good boy. Now, what do dey have a password or sommin' for gettin' inside?"

Rolled 4 = 4

No.61518

>>61515
The coast is clear.
You can see the farm in the distance, but no ponies anywhere.

>>61516
"No, not really. They beat up anyone who gets too close."

No.61519

>>61518
"Well you're a big, tough stallion. Surely you can get us in widout a problem?"

Rolled 10 = 10

No.61521

>>61518
"How curious. No sentries. The hideout must be underground or something."

Rolled 7 = 7

No.61525

>>61519
"Well I didn't really want to get anywhere near to be honest… but okay, I'll go with you. I've heard rumors that there is a pony standing watch on the upper level of the barn at all times, and they only use the house for sleeping, so the rest is probably inside too. And that farm is built like the others, so there cellar under the barn is probably connected to the basement under the house."

You are only a short way to the farm now, at a curve in the road, hidden by some large wheat.
Soil Rake turns to the others.
"You stay here. I'll help her with what she needs…"
"Hey dude, not cool."
"Are you out of your fucking mind?"
"You wanna get your ass beaten?"
"It's your leg they'll break…"

>>61521
Once you get closer, you can spot a small hole on the upper floor of the barn.
You can't see much, but that might be a good hiding spot for any sentries.

No.61643

>>61525
"Hm… I think dis will call for a bit of subtlety."
Try to stealth up. Lets see if there is enough cover here to get over without being spotted

Rolled 5 = 5

No.61646

>>61525
"Sergeant, you wouldn't happen to have any level of knowledge in ranged combat, now would you? Or even you, Cleric? See that hole there? It looks like a very good sentry nest."

Rolled 5 = 5

No.61653

>>61643
You are hidden from the others and you think you could jump from one cover to another without being seen, but it's not the safest of bets.
There are crops fields all around on the other hoof if you want to circle around where you can move unseen.

>>61646
"I'm a fighter not an archer sir! Can't you tell from my uniform?"

Mendy shuffles her hooves around.
"I don't really know any combat spells…"

No.61661

>>61653
"I never take anypony on face value. It is often one's less visible skills that prove to be the most helpful in a pinch.
However, if we lack means of ranged engagement, we will need an alternative plan. I'd prefer to leave 'kill them with fire' as a last resort. Arson is a crime.

Ideas?"

Rolled 6 = 6

No.61663

>>61653
"…best not be takin' pointless risks. Rake, lead de way. We'll circle around through de field and try ta enter without bein' detected."

Rolled 4 = 4

No.61675

>>61661
"Frontal comfortation sir?"
"Umm, we could just go from the back…"

>>61663
"Okay, follow me."
He enters the wheat field surrounding the farm.
The others are just worriedly standing there.
"Come on, don't do this!"
"Come back you stupid fuck, you can die there!"
"Hey, you throw your hooves up it ain't our faults."
"Dibs on his room!"

No.61677

>>61675
Try to navigate the field and locate an unseen entry point

Rolled 2 = 2

No.61679

>>61675
>>61677
"It seems our friend the assassin and her band of misfits is not doing too well. Sergeant, how many do you wager we can take in a direct fight, if we use the buildings to our advantage?"

Rolled 7 = 7

No.61685

>>61677
You lose where Rake went, some sort of plant you don't know made a papercut on your leg and a big ass cricket flew into your face.
And there's the main door of the barn! Yep, totally unseen.

>>61679
"That depends on how many of them there are, sir! During training I managed to handle two on one sitations, and the bandits are probably not as well equipped as we are!"

No.61689

>>61685
"Well, dat was… remarkably simple."
Try to creep in and see if there is a way to the upper floor. I can probably spot Rake from there if I get there.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.61691

>>61685
>>61689
"Good. Because as it stands, it looks like we might need to make an intervention soon. That deluded girl seems to know nothing of stealth.
At the ready, both of you. We shall advance forth, but without sacrificing this vantage point. Be ready to rush to the zebra's aid when things get ugly."

No.61693

>>61691
Mendy just shifts her weight around uncomfortably, but Colos draws his swords and prepares for a fight.

>>61689
You get to the barn without getting spotted.
You open the door slowly and carefully…
Suddenly, an ambush.
Roll a DC9 not to get caught.

No.61696

>>61693
"Settle down boys, I ain't here ta fight ya."

Rolled 9 = 9

No.61702

>>61693
>>61696
"Focus, cleric. Your skills will be needed very soon.
Remind me to ask you to detect potential evil when we return to town hall.

Though for now, it seems the assassin is holding her own."
Rolling to see if I can make out any signals she might send my way, indicating she needs us to help her or stay back

Rolled 3 = 3

No.61714

>>61702
The barn door closes once she is inside.
Can't see shit captn'.

>>61696
You can see someone from behind wants to grab you, and quickly tumble away and stand up facing them.
You can see two bandits are standing next to the door, annoyed that you managed to escape them.
You can also hear a familiar voice…
"Look who we have 'ere… You really wanted to die, didn't you?"

No.61722

>>61714
"Unexpected and unacceptable. The vantage point no longer has value to us. Let us try and make our way to the side house unseen. Odds are she will keep the most of them busy inside the barn, and we can take down any that are hiding there.

Cleric, we rely on you to keep us in fighting condition, so keep your wits sharp.

Sergeant, I always enjoy a second opinion - would we be better off avoiding the other ponies who accompanied the assassin?"

Rolled 3 = 3

No.61728

>>61714
"Nobody's talkin' about dying here, pone. I'm just back 'cause I missed ya."
Lets see if I can get a weapon concealed on me

Rolled 4 = 4

No.61739

>>61722
"Sir I say we shouldn't reveal that we are here to them! They might flee seeing us as townsguard, and can no longer be use for us and the assasin!"

>>61728
"Aww, how sweet of you, sugar. Last I remember we weren't on such good terms."
Massive Nuggets steps forward, still towering above other ponies.
He has a massive flail on his side.

You try to subly reach for your blades, but the pony behind Nuggets sees you and aims a bow at you.
"Hey, don't even think about it!"

Nuggets let's out a laugh, then looks in your eyes.
"Drop them sweetie, and we won't kill you right here, right now."

Note : if you drop your blades you'll still have two throwing knifes to use. The rest would be too obvious.

No.61745

>>61739
"Was just puttin it down ta show ya how much I care, Nuggets. I missed ya, ya big lug. How ya been? Still warmin' the throne I cleared out for ya?"
Drop the blade. I will improvise if need be.

Rolled 4 = 4

No.61748

>>61739
"I thought as much. Well then. Let us head to the side building, and keep a low profile. There is no need to alert anyone here to our presence. Do either of you have a flare? Or a torch?"

Head to the house

Rolled 2 = 2

No.61753

>>61745
You drop your twin blades, and one of the stallions who was standing at the door with a sword trots over slowly, and picks them up.
The other one with the Schyte stay guarding the door.

Nuggets comes closer to you, but not within a hoof's reach yet.
"At first I hated this piece of shit place, but then I found this comfy little place, and these fellas and gals right here, and I've been as happy as ever since! The townsfolk are too scared to call for the guards, and the caravans are too stupid to protect themselves! We got everything we need here! And now that you showed up, they can even get a sweet little treat as a bonus!"

>>61748
You head to the house without being seen.
The door seems to be open.

MEANWHILE IN THE BARN

A mare from the upper floor yells down.
"Boss! She has company! Three other ponies just went to the house! One o' them a guard, a robed bitch and some old fart!"

Massive Nuggets furrows his eyebrows.
"You clever little bitch… What did you expect coming here, huh? Were you too scared to come alone?"

No.61761

>>61753
"See Nuggets that was always de problem with ya. So hasty with de conclusion jumpin'. Dem bastards 'ave been tralin' me since I left de town, probably on account 'a some supposed crime I may or may not 'ave committed. Why would ya go on assumin' dere with me? Since when does ol' Raventail look like a cop?"
Lets be persuasive about that

Rolled 5 = 5

No.61765

>>61753
"In hindsight, we never did check for that sentry. I fear this could be a trap… Be on high alert. Both of you. If you see trouble, take it down."
Lets inspect the house. Weapons at the ready.

Rolled 1 = 1

No.61779

>>61761
"Hmph, that does sound like you. Still, you fucking led them to us! If anything happens to any of my boys or girls, you'll won't get away with it!"
He turns to the pony who took your weapons.
"Tie 'er up, will you?"
He picks up some rope from the ground.

>>61765
You try burst in and say a witty one liner about the law but instead manage to fall as you step in, drop your weapon, and knock Colos into the doorframe as well.
"Da fuck?"
"Wha'?"
A mare and a stallion comes out from a side room, armed with swords. Looks like they've been going at it before you interrupted them.
You can either roll to initiate against mine bare-hoofed, or try to get your sword back from the ground with a DC7 but lose initiate.
Since you knocked Colos to the door, he'll be only able to stand up and fight next round.

No.61781

>>61779
Derp
Roll if you initiate.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.61789

>>61779
>>61781
How about no.
Lets try for that sword
"SERGEANT! GET UP AND PROTECT ME! CLERIC! YOU KNOW YOUR PLACE SO STAY IN IT AND DO YOUR DUTY!

I AM THE LAW!"

Rolled 4 = 4

No.61792

>>61779
"Put de rope down, pone. I'm not here for dat kind offa good time. Nuggets, we got business ta talk here. Business I doubt you want ta pass up. Unless yer happy bein' a smalltime bandit rather dan de bandit lord of High Trotgar."

Rolled 9 = 9

No.61806

>>61789
You try to dash for your sword, but you are simply not as young as you were in your better days, and can't get there in time.
Colos manages to leap up and block the sword of the stallion but loses his balance from the quick leap. He'll suffer a -1 for the next turn. The mare jabs at you.
Roll to dodge.

Also, you have to roll for your Commanded minions as well.
dice+3d10, the first for your actions, the second and third for your minions.
If only one of your minions takes actions, you only need to roll a 2d10.

>>61792
Nuggets nods to him, and he stops.
"I'm listening. This better not be a stupid trick of yours, or I'll cut out your tounge myself."

No.61821

>>61806
First mine
Second mendy
Third colos

"Good work, sergeant! Slam them back, but try to keep them alive. Cleric, help me grab my sword but try not to expose yourself"
Roll to dodge the blow, and use WORD OF POWER on these law-forsaken bastards.

Rolled 1, 8, 9 + 1 = 19

No.61828

>>61806
"I know some pones. Dey are close to de Commanda of Trotgar. Reel close. With dem, I can get ta him. Hell, I've been within blade's reach ov him. An de best part ees, he neva suspected me at all. De ol' fool dat yer sentry saw was de one de commanda likes ta blame it seems. All dis means I am poised ta sever de head at de end ov Trotgar's chain ov command. But I can't hold de fort alone. I need muscle ta establish rule dere once de deed is done. An das where our deal comes in. Lemme rule at ya side, an I'll give ya a shot at de sort of power ya always dreamed ov.
Sound good for ya so far?"

Rolled 3 = 3

No.61847

>>61821
Colos nods and slams hard into the other stallion, sending him flying. The fact that he was wearing armor and he wasn't helped a lot. The bandit crashes into a wall, then drops to the floor with a thud. He is helpless why he is trying to stand up.
Mendy quickly scurries to your sword from behind, and picks it up for you while staying safely behind Colos.
You are about to yell at the mare about THE LAW but the sword that cuts your throat sort of stops that.
You are helpless and need immediate medical attention.
You need to be healed in two turns before you lose consciousness.
(You can still command your minions)

>>61828
"Don't take me for a fool! That Fort has hundreds of soldiers, if not more than a thousand! How do you plan to make them accept me as their boss?"

No.61850

>>61847
"And das de beauty of it. Since we last met, I've picked up a few new tricks. De one dat will be of use here is what I like ta call 'death puppet'. With a subtle touch ov necromancery, ah can take de freshly slain an make dem inta obedient little minions, still lively lookin' enough ta fool anyone. We breeng a few of ya lads in as fake prisoners, den when de opportunity presents itself, dey break free an distract de commanda for long enough for me ta work me magic. Den, with de commanda as my minion, all I need ta do is have him promote you ta his new captain or sommin, an den we own de place an all de soldiers in it.
An I also gots a lil ace up me sleeve if all else fails."

Rolled 3 = 3

No.61859

>>61847
"Assaulting a judge… is grounds… for execution…
SERGEANT! SUPPRESS THAT BANDIT!
CLERIC, KEEP MY BLADE SAFE AND HEAL ME!
THIS FIGHT IS FAR FROM OVER!"

Rolled 4, 3 = 7

No.61870

>>61859
He jumps to pin her down but she jumps to the side and stabs at him, but the sword fails to penetrate his armor.
Meanwhile Mendy jumps to you, almost crying as her horn lights up.
"oh goddes oh goddes oh goddes!"
She only manages to wipe the blood away from your neck, but couldn't heal you yet.
You have one more turn before you faint.
The other bandit starts to pick himself up, and can attack next round.

>>61850
He smiles, steps closer and lowers his head for his face to meet yours.
"And what is the guarantee you won't just screw me over and let me rot in the jail?"

No.61885

>>61870
"If I die here, this day, let it be known that I died serving The Law. Equal to all, and without favorites.
If you make it out but I do not, take my sword with you. You will finish my mission. You will be my successors. As Judges.
But I'm not done yet.
Sergeant, keep the cleric safe. Do whatever you must to keep them away from him. Kill them if it is called for! And if it seems the Cleric is failing, and you can help her, then do so. Do not let me die here.
Cleric, do all you can to fix this. I may be old, but I still have fight left in me as soon as my head stops trying to fall off… Do not fail me when I need you most."
They have their orders.
All I can do is hope Grit pays for giving me incompetent assistants if they fail.

Rolled 2, 9 = 11

No.61891

>>61870
"I never back down on a deal. You know dat much, Nuggets. Backstabbin' ain't in ma nature."

Rolled 10 = 10

No.61899

>>61891
He smiles at you, then let's out a hearty laugh before offering a hand.
"Deal's a deal!"

>>61885
The Sergeant takes up a defensive position, but the other bandit already stood up, and attack him from two fronts.
He only manages to block the sword of the mare, the other bandit cutting into his sides using a weak spot in his armor.

Mendy's horn lights up even more.
"No! Stop being silly, you won't die! I won't let you!"
You can feel the magic slowly mending together the wide cut on your throat, making it dissapear completely.
You lost a bit of blood, but can fight if you manage to stand up.

No.61906

>>61899
Politely push the severed diamond dog limb aside and instead throw myself around his neck
"Oh Nuggets, it's good ta be back. We gon make fer such a pretty ruling couple. King an' Queen ov de fabled bandit fortress ov de borderlands. Now, we should probably go an get ya boys ta safety before de pones who trailed me hurt dem. Dose three might be a pain, but I think we can use dem for our ends, seein' how much de commanda hates de old one."

Rolled 5 = 5

No.61914

>>61899
"THIS DAY THE LAW STANDS TALL. REPENT NOW, CRIMINALS, FOR YOUR ENDS ARE AT HAND!

YOUR CRIMES, AS ACCUSED AND PROVEN - VAGRANCY, ROBBERY, ASSAULT, MURDER, ATTEMPTED MURDER OF A JUDGE.

FACE MY VERDICT IN THE EDGE OF MY BLADE.

SERGEANT, STAND FAST. I AM AT YOUR SIDE.
CLERIC, HELP THE SERGEANT. I CAN GO ON ON MY OWN!"
I word of power the bandits
Colos tries suppress again
Mendy heals Colos

Rolled 10, 3, 9 = 22

No.61920

>>61906
He smacks your ass, then pushes you away.
"Let's get them then. I hope they didn't kill Coinette and his dude, I think they were in the house."
He motions to the other pony who gives you your blades back, while the other one opens the barn door.

>>61914
Colos takes a step back and tries his best to block the strikes by the bandits, and manages with the helping healing powers of Mendy.
Both of the bandits freeze at your words, their eyes widening with the realisation that they will likely die soon. The mare even pisses herself. Both of them throw their weapons on the ground.
"Yield! Yield! Just don't kill us!"

Ceasing the opportunity Colos kicks out the legs of the mare and then supresses the stallion as well.
They are both helpless.

No.61923

>>61920
"Let's indeed. De ol' bastard doesn't seem like de killer type, but we best get dere fast ta avoid any major confrontations. I suggest we try talkin'. Prove ta dem dat fightin' to de death es not de best option, an' let dem run so dey can rile up de commander for us."

No.61928

>>61920
"Smart move on your sides."
Take out two of my sacks and some rope. Then give to rope to Mendy
"Cleric, please untangle this a bit"
>rolling to untangle rope

"Now, both of you. Who are you, and who is behind this operation. What are you planning, and most importantly, WHERE IS CRYSTAL CLEAR?
I suggest you co-operate. It will be the healthy option."
Keep my sword close.
"Sergeant, please collect their weapons and stand watch. Alert me if anyone approaches."

Rolled 6 = 6

No.61947

>>61928
She manages to clumsily untangle it, but leaves some knots every here and there.

The bandits just look up at you with confusion and both of them starts to speak at once.
"I'm Coinette and Nuggets is the boss and we ain't planning anything we just steal from farms and rob the caravans every now and then but -"
"Quickdraw and MN is the baws and we are just smalltime thieves and -"
They both manage to say it in unison.
"who the fuck IS Crystal Clear?"

Just as Colos picks up their swords and turns around, his squints his eyes and raises his own sword.
"Judge! We've got company!

>>61923
Massive Nuggets enters the house, Raventail on his side, and three more bandits behind him.

THE FINAL CONFRONTANION
WHAT WILL DM DO?
HOW WILL DM RESPOND?
WILL I EVER GET OVER WITH THIS?
FIND OUT POSSIBLY TOMORROW BUT MAYBE NOT WE'LL SEE

No.61960

>>61947
"Well well. The murderer reveals her true colours. Fraternizing with wanted criminals. That's another one for the list."
Take a note.
"It seems you've brought backup with you as well. Five on three. I never figured you were such a daring gambler."
Turn to face the largest of the lot
"Presumably you are Massive Nuggets. Your friends here just told us that you are indeed the ringleader here."
Nod at the two bandits
"Sergeant, move the prisoners out of the way.
Cleric, get behind me and stand ready.
These are not odds I enjoy, but if I must take them, I will."
Finally, turn back to Nugets
"Well then. What will it be? Come peacefully back to the Keep? Or die here?"

No.61965

>>61960
"Dere are more dan just us here, ol' pone. I suggest ya run back ta yer precious commanda. Unless ya feel like makin' a deal with King Nuggets here."

HOW WILL THIS PAN OUT?
WILL THE OTHERS EVER GET TO PLAY AGAIN?
AND WHY AM I ALSO DOING THE ENDING ROLL?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME, ON THE GLANS GLAZINGLY GLORIOUS CONTINUATION OF DMLANDS: DM'S MISADVENTURES FEAT. DM

No.62714

Players report in!
Because fuck continuity and whatsoever.

No.62716

No.62717

No.62718

>>62714
Reporting in

I should probably read up on what those two did

No.62720

>>62714
Ready

No.62723

All of you wake up on your very uncomfortable beds.
You see that the regular soldiers are mostly all out of bed by now already, making the big hall of the barracks seem empty.
Timbre is still fast asleep.
Tatanka had an especially refreshing and sweet dream during the night.

No.62724

>>62723
"I need to go buy a mattress or a blanket in one of the stores. Or maybe I'll just sleep in the forest, even the ground is better than these bunks."

No.62725

>>62724
I have to agree this place is a hole.

Walk away looking for a private spot.

No.62727

>>62723
I get out of bed and stretch while mumbling to myself.
"What an interesting dream. I wonder if it meant anything."
I start putting on my armor.

>>62724
"I hate to be a bother, but could you help me with my armor again? It is impossible to put on without help."

No.62729

>>62727
"Sure."

No.62730

>>62724
Whisper in her ear
Or maybe you could sleep on Tatanka

Skip my way out of the room happily and go downstairs for breakfast

No.62734

>>62730
I freeze in the middle of putting the straps on, then continue quickly

No.62735

>>62725
It's just one big room. All the corner spots are already taken.
The only private spot you can access are the bathrooms.

>>62730
Outside and to the mess hall you mean.
The familiar grumpy, old and fat pony is still there.
You haven't even noticed that three long hairs growing from her wart yet.
I guess you learn something new every day!
The gooey food is yellowish today morning.

No.62736

>>62730
Rolling to overhear that.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.62737

>>62736
Diiiidn't quite catch that.
Only murmurs.

No.62738

>>62734
"Is something wrong?"

No.62739

>>62735
Ugh, walk outside to the wall maybe there is a private spot there.

No.62740

>>62735
"Morning! Good to see you're trying out new food colors."

Take a plate and start eating

No.62742

>>62739
Roll to find a private spot.

>>62740
She just gives you an annoyed stare.
The quality or the smell didn't improve at all.

No.62745

>>62738
"No! Not at all! Just uh, the cleric being silly again!"
I finish helping him and go get some breakfast

No.62746

>>62745
"She does have an odd sense of humor."
I follow her and grab a bowl for myself after telling the servingpony good morning.

No.62747

>>62742
Rolling.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.62749

>>62745
>>62746
You both join Ariccia at the table with your own food.

>>62747
Ahh, there it is.
You didn't even have to look further down than this level of the wall.
There's a little alcove where you can be alone.

No.62751

>>62746
>>62745
"Where has Lucky gone to? He never eats with us!"

No.62753

>>62749
Fucking finally, I eat my meat.
I only have a left…

No.62754

>>62753
>a few

No.62756

>>62749
I start eating my food.
"I don't know why you ponies don't like this. It reminds my of home."

>>62751
"He's probably off enjoying the dried fruit he was talking about last night."

No.62757

>>62751
I shrug
"He's probably a carnivore."
Do I have any currency on me?

No.62761

>>62757
I stop eating.
"What?"

No.62763

>>62757
I giggle a little uncomfortable
"Don't be silly Yvonne, ponies are herbivores!"

>>62756
"Yeah! Dried fruit!"

No.62764

>>62753
It's a bit hard to chew with herbivore teeth, but you manage.

>>62757
Yes, you have some bits on you.
But you think you remember something about using tickets here as a currency…
You are not sure it will be of much use.

No.62767

>>62764
I go to the dinner room and take my food then sit with my friends.
Do you want this Tatanka?

No.62768

>>62764
I finish eating my food
"I guess we have nothing better to do than check on the temple?"

No.62769

>>62767
"Yes please. Did you enjoy your fruit?"
I take his bowl and start eating.

No.62773

>>62767
You get a bowl of the same goo as well, which you give to the buffalo.

No.62774

>>62768
"Sure! Sounds like lots of fun!"

No.62775

>>62768
"That and check out the shops around town."

No.62776

>>62769
Of course but im afraid I dont have more.

>>62774
What are you guys talking about?

No.62777

>>62776
"Hooves! I mean, temples!"

No.62780

>>62777
>Look at her hooves then look away
…What temple?

No.62782

>>62777
I start eating faster.

>>62780
"The temple the old mare told us about yesterday. The one that had been taken over.

No.62784

>>62780
Boop his nose and whisper in his ear slowly.

"THE temple"

No.62785

>>62782
Right that temple.

>>62784
Whats so special about it.

No.62787

>>62785
Shrug

"I dunno. I just wanted to make it seem all mysterious."

No.62790

The party finishes eating.
You all go outside.
You can see a gathering of ponies on the other side of the road, where the training grounds are.

No.62792

>>62787
Maybe another necromancer take that temple like I said you need a real armor you saw what happened with the mage.

No.62793

>>62790
I go over and use my height to look past the crowd of ponies.

No.62794

>>62792
"I'm fine! Alive and everything! Didn't even get hurt."

>>62790
Wondering what's ahoof, I go see what they are gathering around.

No.62795

>>62793
I hop on top of Tatanka to see

Rolled 9 = 9

No.62796

>>62790
Wats going on there?

>>62794
You have lucl yesterday but who knows what tomorrow brings.

No.62797

>>62793
>>62795
There's no need for that since there is enough space for you to see, but still, Yvonne jumps up and makes herself comfy up there.

>>62796
>>62794
There are ponies with and without armor practicing at the shooting range and target dummies, running around in a wide circle, passing an obstacle course, but most of the ponies who are just standing around are watching what is happening on a small little fighting square.
Well, seems you are just in time for a fresh start!
The pony you can see standing there is none other than Commander Grit.
He is standing alone without his armor on, facing three ponies armed with training spears - two earth pony bucks and a pegasus mare.
Grit is unarmed.
Stay and watch?
Interfere?
Walk away in case you have anything better to do?

No.62800

>>62797
"This could be interesting."
I shift so that Yvonne has a more comfortable position on my back and watch the fight.

No.62801

>>62797
>>62800
"Grit is probably gonna kill those pones."

Rolled 8 = 8

No.62802

>>62797
"Oooooh, see! You don't need armor to fight!"

No.62803

>>62801
Or they are going to kill him.

No.62805

>>62802
You are not a experienced commander, you are not even a warrior.

No.62806

>>62801
"Relax, it looks like a training fight."

No.62810

>>62805
I feign being insulted and put a hoof to my chest.

"I am not a helpless little filly! I have a big mace! Look!"

I swing it around a little using my magic to show it off

No.62813

>>62810
I never said that but you saw the mage bleeding with 3 swords in his body.

No.62815

>>62813
"I can heal myself! I'm a doctor."

No.62816

>>62815
Not if they pierce your heart.

No.62819

>>62816
Droop down my ears.

"M-my heart? Why would anypony do that? That's terrible!"

No.62820

>>62800
>>62801
>>62802
>>62803
The pegasus mare looks pretty nervous, while the earth ponies try to control their breathing.
A mare in an officer uniform on the side blows a whistle.
The pegasus jumps to the air, while the two bucks jump to the sides to corner Grit.
It all happens so fast!
The pony to the left tries to land a hit but, Grit ducks down, grabs the spear, and yanks it out of his hooves, making him land on his face. Not even a second later Grit already sweeps the legs of the other earth pony from under him with the spear, in a long arc, that ends up in an upward swing just as the pegasus mare dives to attack.
He hits her face with a loud smack and such force it draws blood from her nose and sends her tumbling on the ground.
He then looks at each of the soldiers and explains their flaws to them.
"You hold that spear like a sissy."
"You are unstable, stand more firmly on those legs."
"You were hesitating with attacking, that cost you defeat."
He then gives the training spear to the officer mare as they are leaving with their heads hanging low, the pegasus clutching her bleeding nose with a hoof.
"That was a shameful display for soldiers, zero out of ten, would not recruit. NEXT!"

Stay and watch more?
Leave?

No.62823

>>62819
Assassins and archers usually aim to the heart.

>>62820
We should go.

No.62824

>>62820
I want to watch a little more, the others can go if they want

No.62825

>>62820
"Blegh, I couldn't care less for this. Let's go."
>>62819
>>62816
"Get a heart plate, it weighs basically nothing and it protects your heart."

No.62826

>>62820
"Let's get going."
I ask ne of the ponies near me for directions to the temple then go there.

No.62831

>>62823
>>62825
>>62826
You are told that the Temple is located within the Keep, and head there.
You navigate some corridors, and pass a fancy painting, which you decide to examine.
It's a picture of a Pegasus pony with a short beard, dressed in wolf pelts, staring into the distance while standing on his hindlegs, his wings open. He is leaning on a large claymore.
There is a little golden sing at the bottom of the carved wooden frame.
It reads :
"The Wasteland is coming"
- Ned Stork, Founder of High Trotgar

>>62824
You stay behind to watch.
The next up are two ponies with wooden swords.
The mare blows the whistle again, and they spring into action.
One of them lunges with the intention of a jab, but the Commander simply sidesteps and hits him with his elbow and takes the sword.
He parries the hits of the mare easily, and when the mare rears up for a more powerful strikes he uses the opening in her defenses and strikes her in the crotch.
She collapses in tears and starts to whimper for her mother.
"You didn't expect a counter attack. Never underestimate your enemies reaction time.
"Always defend yourself there. ALWAYS."
The stallion walks away and the mare is dragged away to be cared for.
"NEXT!"

Stay and watch?
Go after the others?

No.62835

>>62831
"Very fancy."
I keep walking towards the entrance to the temple.

No.62836

>>62831
>>62835
Follow him.

No.62837

>>62831
"Ouch, that's gotta hurt! He's really good"

>>62835
Quickly follow after them

No.62839

>>62831
"I don't get it"

No.62841

>>62839
"If a read it correctly it implies that the wasteland is expanding. I hope that isn't true."

No.62842

>>62841
"Deserts can expand too you know! Of course you should know being a buffalo!"

No.62843

>>62842
"Only if a correct balance with Nature is not maintained. Unless there are things about the Wasteland that I do not know then it should stay the size that it is."

No.62848

>>62835
>>62837
>>62839
>>62842
You navigate some more corridors before finding the double doors with a golden frame.
It looks like whatever motifs the door had had been covered up by simple crayon drawings of paries and party accessories crudely glued over them.

No.62850

>>62843
We control the land not the other way around.

No.62851

>>62848
"…I'm not sure I want to find out anymore"

No.62852

>>62848
This is weird.

No.62855

>>62851
"Why not? Let's go!"

Open the door and walk in

No.62857

>>62848
"How bizarre."
I go in.

No.62867

>>62855
>>62857
You open the doors, and see that there is mostly darkness inside. Only one pony seems to be inside.
The Temple itself is a long and tall hall with wide pillars on the sides.
The benches that are usually found in temples and churches are missing, and their place is filled mostly by a dance floor, but a big Twister square is there on the right as well.
There is comfetty, streamers and ballons everywhere.
All the statues have been covered with mascarade masks and clown outfits.
The altar has been mostly cleared, and only holds a large cake and a few white candles.
There is a yellow mare with silver mane and in a silver hued robe lighting the last candle as you enter.
Her ears spring up as she hears you enter, and she start to walk towards you.
Her eyes seem swollen and tired, and she has a confused expression by seeing you.
When she is nearer, she very quietly says.
"M-may I help you with something?"

No.62871

>>62867
"What is going on in here? Are you the one that took over this temple?"

No.62874

>>62867
Whats your name maam?

No.62875

>>62867
Boop her nose exitedly!

"Hi! What's your name? I'm Ariccia and I'm a cleric!"

No.62876

>>62867
"Uh, we just wanted to see the temple, I guess. Are you the healer?"

No.62877

>>62875
She shudders at your touch.
"P-please… keep it down…"

>>62874
"It's Lumine de Lux."
She has a strange accent, and you guess she's probably from Prance.

>>62871
He let's out a hurt and bitter laugh.
"Me? Took over? No, I am a priestess of Light. I'm the only one who stayed. Everypony else… gone… they couldn't take it. No wonder why. This was a place for both the worshippers of the Sun and the Moon before…"
She points around the chaos.
"But as you can see things have changed… well, I guess someone needed to stay. I tried my best to retain at least at least a shred of the original purpose of this place, but it's all in vain…"

>>62876
"I can heal, yes… but the last visit for the Temple was months ago."

No.62878

>>62877
I lower my voice.
"What is the temple used for now? Who is worshiped here?"

No.62879

>>62877
I speak in a soft tone.
"It looks like you could use some help."

No.62881

>>62877
Maybe I can help you.
>rip the mask and clothes from one of the statues

No.62882

>>62877
Loower my voice to a loud whisper
"Oh, okay. Are you alright? You look really really awful!"

No.62888

>>62882
"Gee, thanks."

>>62879
"That I could…"

>>62881
>>62878
"It's used to-"

Both she and Lucky is interrupted before they could say or do anything more by a voice coming from what seems to be a side room of the Temple.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOh, HOOOORAY NEW VISITORS!"
You can hear some wheels rolling, and a strange contraption with lots of instruments on it is carted out to the the middle.
It starts to play a loud, cheerful tone by itself, and a Stallion with curled pink mane and pink coat jumps out, and hops around all of you, while singing.
"Welcome welcome welcome
A fine welcome to you
Welcome welcome welcome
I say how do you do?
Welcome welcome welcome
I say hip hip hurray
Welcome welcome welcome
To Her Temple today!"

Just as he finishes confetti and streamers launch from the contraption.
"Hellloooooooooo there friends! I'm Cheery and this is the Temple! If you were looking for joy you came to just the right place!"

No.62890

>>62888
What kind of clown are you?
>rip the mask and clothes from one of the statues

No.62891

>>62888
"Whose temple did you say this was?"

No.62892

>>62888
I gasp loudly

"Oh Goddesses a clown! We never had clowns in the monastery! You guys are so lucky!"

No.62894

>>62888
"A worshiper of Pinkie. I didn't give you enough credit for staying, Lux."

No.62896

>>62894
"Pinkie?"

No.62898

>>62896
"The laughing god."

No.62900

>>62890
He smacks your hoof away.
"ah-ah-aaaaaaaaaaaah, no touching!"

>>62891
"The Pink one of course!"

>>62892
He laughs with you.
"Silly, I'm not a clown, I'm a prophet!"

>>62894
She gives you a weak look.
"You don't even know…"

No.62901

>>62898
"Ah. Not many of my people worship Laughter."

>>62900
"A prophet? What visions of the future have you had?"

No.62903

>>62900
Do not touch me monster, im not going to tolerate the desecration of this temple.

No.62905

>>62901
"Vision? It was no mere vision! I was visited by Pinkie Pie herself! In person!"

>>62903
"Desecration?!"
He lets out a giggle and holds you closer and points his hoof all over the place.
"Can't you see it has been upgraded? It's not boring anymore! It's the best Temple the world has ever known!"

No.62906

>>62900
"Ooooh, the laughing God! But… isn't this isn't just a Pinkie temple is it? You should allow room for worship of the other gods!"

No.62909

>>62906
"She told me all ponies that pray to other Gods always frown and are mopey, and that I can bring true joy to everypony this way!"

No.62911

>>62905
Shut up.

>>62906
This is a temple for Celestia and Luna not that fake god.

No.62912

>>62909
"Why did you take over this temple instead of making a new one?"

No.62913

>>62909
I put a hoof to my chin in contemplation, then point to Lumine.

"She doesn't look happy!"

No.62914

>>62911
"Fake God? She's not fake, silly! In fact, she can tell me things that others can't even begin to comprehend! You don't have to be so jerky about it."
He gives you a sly smile.

>>62912
"I can give you the whole story if you want me to!"

>>62913
"Oh but she is! She is my number one assistant! Isn't that right, Luxy-muxy?"
She responds with a facehoof.

No.62915

>>62914
"I have time. Tell me the story."

No.62916

>>62914
Like what? How to make stupid clothes?

No.62917

>>62914
"See! She's not happy! And there's a lot of ponies who aren't happy in this fortress either! I've seen it!"

No.62919

>>62915
"Do you really really really want to hear it?"
He grins like a foal waiting for his Hearth's Warming Eve present.

>>62916
"Luckily I already knew how to do that!"

>>62917
"I'll get to that in just a moment, don't worry!"

No.62920

>>62919
"Of course."

No.62923

>>62919
"Sure! Go ahead!"

Whisper in Lumine's ear

Which holy order are you from?

No.62924

>>62920
He seemingly pulls out a guitar from thin air, and starts to play a strange melody.

No.62926

>>62924
"Impressive."

No.62930

>>62924
"I'm gonna get some Aspirin, anyone else want any?"

No.62931

>>62930
Bring ale.

No.62933

>>62930
"Nnnnnnnnooooo thanks!"

No.62935

>>62924
THE DERP HAS BEEN DOUBLED
After some minutes of it, he starts to sing as well.

"I was alone and it was night
I had nopody else to turn to
but a voice talking to me from afar
and with endearing words so silent
She told me the secret about who we really are
A million images and words, long since forgotten,
of events that no pone ever saw."

"And as I wandered through the night
I felt a presence of the past, the future
and the present now
The voices placed me in the minds
of two young lovers,
the husband in the war who's never coming home,
the young girl realizing she's in fact a boy
and the old man recollecting his first toy,
the widow, the rapist, a gold digger, the hero
and at last the voice I heard before"

He then throws the guitar away.
"Then she appeared before me! In her very Pink self! I instantly just fell in Love with her! She told me that since she opened up my mind I must follow her path and bring joy to this place! And so I did!"

No.62936

>>62930
"Good luck finding enough for me."

No.62940

>>62935
"You have done the opposite by taking away the only place of worship the worshipers of the Sun and Moon had here. Why did you not just try to convince them to give you a section of the temple?"

No.62943

>>62935
"But you forced the other places of worship away! There are ponies who also worship the Sun and Moon you know!"

No.62946

>>62935
Cool story, can we go now?

No.62951

>>62940
>>62943
"Oh come now, those boring ponies were just making others scrape their knees from bending so much! My parties, on the other hoof! Hah! We TOOOOOTALLY should have one now!"

>>62946
"Go? No no no, you can't! I was expecting all of you! I need the help of outsiders! Something fishy is going on in this Keep, and you'll help me solve what it is!"

No.62956

>>62951
"This temple seems rather empty for a place where ponies are supposed to have fun. Anyways, tell us about the fishy thing happening in the Keep."

No.62957

>>62951
Im not going to waste my time with you clown unless you have proof.

No.62960

>>62956
>>62957
He leans in closer to you.
"You see, I've been walking around the Keep every day, and recently, I noticed that some of the ponies just lost their will to pony pony.
They no longer pony pony pony, they just simply pony. You catch my drift?"

No.62961

>>62951
"We'll help… but you have to promise that you will simmer back on the whole Pinkie worship thing!"

No.62962

>>62960
"I think I might not know your language as well as I thought I did. Do you mean they are just going through the motions?"

No.62963

>>62960
No I dontnow speak clearly or we are going to leave.

No.62966

>>62960
"I can't…"

No.62967

>>62961
"I'm not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, but I know you did! And you know someone can't just change their habits on a whim!"

>>62963
>>62962
"Do I need to spell it out for you? They eat, they sleep, they walk around, but they rarely ever talk, or play, or party! It's like they are just shells! They know me too much, and try to avoid me… So you need to snoop around, talk with all the ponies you can, and give me a list of names! The names of those who act weird!"

No.62968

>>62967
They are soldiers idiot not clowns like you.

No.62971

>>62967
"…Most of the people here are soldiers. They're supposed to act like that."

No.62973

>>62967
"You don't already know their names? I'm afraid I'm not very familiar with pony culture or behavior so I don't know how useful I could be here."

No.62976

>>62967
"I don't know… But I have changed! I haven't drank anything after my last slip up, just ask my friends!"

No.62977

>>62976
"Please don't tell lies in a temple."

No.62979

>>62977
"What? It's true! I didn't drink at all afterwards! She gave me lemonade in the tavern!"

No.62980

>>62968
>>62971
>>62973
"Yeah, yeah, generic refusal 'not believing you' answers! But you know what makes it peculiar?"
He looks around.
"That some of those ponies weren't like that while Crystal Clear was here! Well, I wasn't either, but I got a visit from the Divine Pink one! Of course I'd change!"

>>62976
He just smiles and gives you a wink.
"You sure about that?"

No.62981

>>62980
"Maybe Grit is just working them harder?"

No.62982

>>62980
What do you know about Crystal?

No.62983

>>62981
Lux chimes in.
"The training of soldiers was always the resort of Grit. His duties only widened after the accident, and his methods haven't changed since then."

>>62982
"I never really knew her… I can't Clearly remember her!"
He let's out a laugh.

No.62985

>>62980
I look taken aback and insulted

"W-what? What are you implying?"

No.62986

>>62985
"Oh stop Vine-ing! That wasn't meant to hurt you!"

No.62987

>>62983
Do you think Crystal is right Lux?

No.62988

>>62983
"Perhaps something is wrong after all. What do you think may be the cause?"

No.62989

>>62987
"I heard she poisioned ponies and killed the guards sent to catch her. That's all kinds of wrong in my book."

>>62988
He shurgs.
"If I knew, I wouldn't ask you!"

No.62991

>>62986
I frown at him a little.

"You're mean!"

No.62992

>>62989
"You want us to observe all the ponies in the keep, find the ones that are acting dull, and then find out why they are acting that way? This will take a long time."

No.62997

>>62991
"Just a sec!"
He turns around, and does something with his hooves, occasionally glancing back over his shoulders, then turns around and presents to you a tooth made of ballons with a flower in the middle.
"Ta-daaaaaaaa! Will this attone for my crimes, oh Lady of Mean-calling?"

>>62992
"Not everyone, that'd be insane! Walk around, lsit names of every dull ones, and that will give us a headstart at least! Do you think you met any of them by now? Thinky think back!"

No.62998

>>62997
"The mare that serves the food by the barracks?"

No.62999

>>62998
That may explain the horrible food.

No.63001

>>62999
"I still say the food tastes good."

No.63002

>>62998
"Oh, right, I know her! She's a grump, but not dull! At least she is very passionate about not giving out seconds and stuff! The dulls one are behaving like they don't even care about anything at all!"

No.63003

>>62997
I grumble a little but take the balloon anyway.

"I'll let it slip for this once! And I did know that one chubby pony who was being beaten… but… I don't think he'll want to see me again."

I think for a moment.

"Oh! The mare with the detect changelings spell! Maybe I could befriend her and get that spell after all!"

No.63005

>>63001
I shrug
Maybe I just have high standards for food.

>>63003
But that mare is dedicated to her job.

No.63006

>>63002
"I can't think of any."

No.63009

>>63003
"Hmm, a fancy smancy unicorn? One of the robed ones?"

No.63011

I fall asleep on Tatanka's back
rolling not to snore

Rolled 8 = 8

No.63013

>>63009
"Yup! She was acting all grumpy but I know she liked me! We both wear robes and everything! We're robe buddies!"

No.63015

>>63011
You manage not to snore, and they probably don't even notice you fell asleep.
Night Nosso

>>63013
"Yes…Yes… You might be onto something with that one! From my experiences so far, the mages seem to contain the biggest amount of dull ones!"

No.63016

>>63015
"We will keep an eye on them. Was there anything else?"

No.63017

>>63015
"I'll find her right away! But… I need to go undercover…"

Hand him the balloon back

"Keep this safe for me!"

Put on my most serious face. Looking a little gruff even.

"There. I will blend in."

No.63019

>>63017
Remember she already saw you and she can scan your mind.

No.63020

>>63017
"I will guard it like it was the sight of my eyes!"
He then applauds you.
"Genius. Simply genius."

>>63016
"Yes! I'll give you the proper equipment!"

He hops away to further down in the Temple where you can't hear him, but you can hear some strange noises from there.

Lumine gives you a sad look.
"I'm sorry if you came here to worship… as you can see, he's a difficult one… but I promised myself I'll stay here, and I will. Even if that means that I have to abide his antics every day."

No.63021

>>63020
You are a real saint dealing with that thing.

No.63022

>>63020
"Did he ever try to only take a part of the temple, or did he take it over all at once?"

No.63024

>>63020
Boop her nose again, completely forgetting about my incognito mission

"Don't worry! We'll fix it all! We'll make sure that all the gods can be properly worshiped in here again!"

Quickly return to my seriousface afterwards

No.63030

>>63021
She gives you a weak smile.
"Saint is a big word for it… I'm just doing my job… well, try to do it the best I can under these conditions…"

>>63024
"That would be great, but everypony who really cared left already. The priest, the priestesses, the Paladins, the Celestial Order, the Night's Watch… everpony… I'm the last one to stay."

>>63022
"He just stated that he claimed it in the name of Pinkie Pie. Is somepony protested, he slowly drew them crazy with harmless but annoying pranks. Pink toads in washing water, a decapitated ballon head in the bed, buckets of water falling on ponies, I could go on all day."

No.63032

>>63030
Well a good inquisitor can take care of your… problem.

No.63033

>>63030
"Humm. That sounds excessive."

No.63036

"Ugh… those beds are absolutely terrible… Worst sleep I've ever had, easy."
I take a look around,
"Huh, where is everyone?"
I get up and go searching for them.

No.63037

>>63030
Salute her, still bearing my seriousface

"You can count on us ma'am, worry no more!"

No.63038

>>63033
"Howevere it seems, he really is harmless. His worst deed I can think of is that he once strangled a rock in a fit of religious excitement."

>>63032
Her eyes widen.
"By the Light, I hope you didn't mean what I think you meant!"

>>63036
Just as you climb out of bed, two feelings hit you.
One of them is hunger, the other is a feeling that you are missing something… Roll to see how bad it is.

No.63039

>>63038
Oh dear…

Rolled 8 = 8

No.63040

>>63039
Nope, nothing. It was just hunger.
You probably should get some food.

No.63041

No.63042

>>63040
That's a relief…
Time to get some food. Hopefully they haven't stopped serving. How late in the day is it anyways?

No.63043

>>63041
"I heard Inquisitors never smile…"

No.63045

>>63043
I wouldnt now but they are good killers.

No.63046

>>63041
For the first time since you entered, she raises her voice a bit more.
"Shame on you! He is still a pony being, and I don't agree with what he does, but that's no reason for murder!"

>>63042
It's still early in the morning.
You probably just slept a half-hour more than the others.
You enter the mess hall, where the fat old lady pony is scooping yellow goo to plates and gives it out for the ponies.

No.63048

>>63046
I get in line and wait for me to be served some glop, I guess.
"Good morning ma'am."
I give her a small smile.

No.63050

>>63046
You know what? Youa re right this is Grits fault.

No.63053

>>63050
"Excuse moi?"

>>63048
"How do you know how my morning is?"
She scoops some food to you and you take a place at a table.

No.63057

>>63053
"Reminds me of some of the stiffs I used to work with, that one."
I eat the 'food' and take off to find the rest of my party.

No.63058

>>63053
Rebellions, killing bugs and now this clown he cant control of his own fortress.

No.63062

>>63053
"Tu habites où en Prance? Quand tu as venu en Equestria?"

No.63066

>>63062
Are ye speaking fancy?

No.63070

>>63062
She smiles as she hears her native language
"Quand j'étais juste une fille."

>>63058
"He is in a very hard position you know! He has to care for everything by himself, but he does it selflessly! And the one thing that he can't control here is religion, as sad as that sounds… And 'Cheery' didn't do anything illegal, so he couldn't throw him into jail. And you shouldn't bring those damned bugs up so shortly after… you know…"

No.63071

"I think we are finished here. Let's convert our bits into tickets and hit the shops."

No.63072

>>63057
…do I gotta roll for that?

Rolled 4 = 4

No.63073

>>63071
Yes im sick of this place.

No.63074

>>63066
Flash him a big smile
"Mais bien-sûr, mon maman était Francophone!"

>>63071
Return back to seriousface
"I'm going to find that robed mare!"

No.63075

>>63070
"After what? Did Grit not listen to me and send the sapper team out without adequate protection?"

No.63076

>>63074
What?

No.63077

>>63071
Cheery scares the fuck out of you as he just sort of pops up in front of you somehow.
"You almost left this here!"
He hands you a large pick sack.

>>63072
I was getting to that
As you leave the mess hall you can see a gathering of ponies on the training grounds.

>>63075
"I do not know the details… You should visit the infirmary if you want to find out more."

No.63078

>>63076
"My mother was from Prance too! My name is Prench! Anyway, I'm going to find the robed mare and befriend her!"

Do as said, try to find her in this huge fortress…

Rolled 9 = 9

No.63079

>>63077
I sigh.
"I hope too many ponies didn't pay for his mistake. Come on, let's go."
I go to the infirmary.

No.63080

>>63077
Ah, sorry.
"What in Celestia's name is going on here?"
I try and see if I can make out any snippets of conversation or shouting that can clue me in on what this is all about.

Rolled 5 = 5

No.63081

>>63078
Ok…

>>63079
Follow him.

No.63083

>>63080
You can't really heas shouting, but you can hear sounds that resemble a fight.
You can always just go closer and inspect what's going on.

No.63085

>>63083
"A fight? Oh dear…"
I make my way towards them. Who's fighting?

No.63086

>>63085
There is a small area reserved for it.
Looks like Grit is there, without armor on, fighting against soldiers armed with training weapons.
It looks like a new round is just about to happen.
Stay and watch?

>>63078
You make your way out of the Keep, and head towards what you think mi- Hey, there she is! She is walking towards a lower lever of the Fortress.
You can also see Timbre in a crowd of ponies.

>>63079
>>63081
After a bit of walking around and askikg for directions, you manage to find the infirmary on the Second level.
As you enter you can see that there is a small anteroom before a wall that seperates the room. A nurse is there, sitting at a desk.
"How may I help you? Do you need medical assistance?"

No.63087

>>63086
"Oh, nothing serious. That's good."
Might as well stay and watch.

No.63088

>>63086
"I'm here to learn about the bug victims."

No.63089

>>63086
Dip my hooves in some dirt or mud and put two black lines on my cheeks, like a Rugby player.

'Sneak' my way over to Timbre and tap him on his shoulder.

"PSSSSST! Timbre!"

No.63090

>>63086
No we are looking the bug victims.

No.63091

>>63088
>>63090
She looks concerned.
"Are you sure? It's not a really pretty sight…"

No.63092

>>63089
"!!!"
I magically reach for my sword, but stop when I realize it's just Ariccia.
"Don't do that! I could've attacked you and you could've gotten seriously hurt!"
I let my shoulders relax and stop tensing up,
"Where is everyone anyways?"

No.63093

No.63094

>>63092
"Visiting the clinic, visiting the victims of the bug people!"

Shake my head a little

"That's not important right now, do you see the serious look on my face?"

No.63095

>>63094
"Y- yes?…
Is that also why you have that ridiculous paint on your face?"

No.63096

>>63087
It's a pony with a shield and a training spear against Grit, who is unarmed.
The pony tries to stab but the Commander manages to evade quickly, and slams into him but he is blocked by the shield. The pony grins confidentl and readies the spear for another jab but his smile turns into a frown as Grit grabs his shield and yanks it in a wide arc, making the pony headbutt the ground.
"Never let your enemy too close. Maybe you think it's good for you, but it isn't. NEXT!"

No.63097

>>63095
"It's not paint, it's mud! I'm on a super important mission to befriend a pony. Want to help?"

No.63098

>>63091
"Yes I'm sure. Grit messed up and it will most likely be the job of me and my friends and traveling companions to fix it."

No.63099

>>63096
"Heh. I could probably knock him down a peg or two with my magic, but that'd just be plain unsporting."
>>63097
"Befriend a pony? Mission? Mind explaining to me what in Celestia's name you're doing and why you felt the need to wipe mud on your face?"

No.63100

>>63099
Grab his face
"There is no time for that Timbre! Time is running out! If I don't befriend that pony Equestria will be invaded by the wasteland! This is DEFCON 1 alert!"

No.63102

>>63093
>>63098
"I don't know the detail, but you can ask them if they are awake… follow me… just please, try not to stress the too much."
She stands up and leads you behind the thin wall. You can see some sick or minorly hurt ponies on beds, but she leads you past them, to the end of the room which is seperated by a curtain.
There are only two beds behind it.
One one of them is an eart-no, wait she is a unicorn mare, but her horn has been broken. From the shape of the bloody covers you conclude that both of her hindlegs are missing, if not more of her flank as well. She is asleep with a painful expression frozen on her face.
On the other bed is a stallion, missing his right eye, ear, and part of his face.
On his right side there is a bloody, bandaged stump that used to be his wing.
He looks weakly up at you, but doesn't speak.

No.63108

>>63102
"Can you speak?"

No.63109

>>63102
What a fine mess, I saw something like this before but it was a manticore.
Give us a report soldier.

No.63110

>>63100
"DEFCON 1? What eve- alright, alright! I'll help you! Please let go of my face!"

No.63112

>>63108
>>63109
He speaks with a weak voice.
"Yes, yes I can… what is it?"

No.63113

>>63110
Release his face from captivity.

"Alright. Follow me."

Activate sneak mode and find that mare again!

Rolled 5 = 5

No.63114

>>63112
"How many guards were sent with the sapper team?"

No.63117

>>63113
Uh… I guess I follow behind her? Who the hell are we even looking for?!

Rolled 2 = 2

No.63118

>>63114
"Thir-Thirty five…"

No.63120

>>63118
"How many bugs attacked you?"

No.63122

>>63113
You get some weird looks by everyone else, but the mare hasn't seen you yet.

>>63117
You bet you follow her.
You follow her REAL GOOD!
You her so close you even brush to her flanks a bit.

No.63124

>>63120
"I can't really tell… There was just so much of them…"

No.63125

>>63124
You two are the only survivors?

No.63126

>>63124
"Give me a rough estimate. Grit is going to want me to go down there eventually."

No.63127

>>63125
He closes his remainig eye.
"yes…"

>>63126
"We blew it up… but we… we went in the other direction before that and there were… there were…"

No.63128

>>63122
Give Timbre a very angry look for being intrusive but concentrate on the prize.

"We must remain serious at all times. This is important. We need to blend in. Thanks to my camouflage she will not recognize me."

Breathe in and out heavily a few times.

"Alright, I'm going in. Cover my six."

Walk up to the mare and greet her nonchalantly.

No.63129

>>63127
"A lot? Did you seal the tunnel or the entrance to the tunnel?"

No.63130

>>63128
How do you even…
You know what, I don't care! I cover her six!
whatever the hell that means

Rolled 3 = 3

No.63131

>>63129
His voice starts to shake and you can see a tear roll down from his good eye.
"No you don't understand… there were.. there were three more…"

No.63132

>>63131
Three more tunnels?

No.63133

>>63131
"Three survivors that didn't get puled out?"

No.63134

>>63128
>>63130
The mare just glances up at Ariccia and doesn't even spare her time to stop or say hello, just looks away and continues to walk.
Meanwhile, Timbre covers the six of Ariccia.
That must mean brushing up to her ass even more.

No.63135

>>63133
"no."

>>63132
He let's out a sob, then manages to weakly say:
"yes…"

No.63136

>>63135
You did a good job blowing one of the tunnels soldier.

No.63137

>>63134
"Timbre! Now is not the time!"

Alright Ariccia, this is it. You're going to have to bring out the big guns to crack this nut. May the goddesses watch over me…

Run up in front of her and boop her nose!

"Hi! I'm Ariccia! What's your name?"

No.63138

>>63135
"I see. How long were you all down there before the bugs showed up?"

No.63140

>>63137
"You said to watch your six! Six is the bottom of the clock! I thought you meant to watch your rear!"
I huff and wait to see how this 'sekret mission' plays out.

No.63145

>>63136
He just nods, but you can see that it made him feel just a bit better.

>>63138
He speaks very slowly, and takes ragged breaths between sentences.
"We didn't see any while planting the charges… when we discovered that crossroad… they killed seven of us then and there… we fled and collapsed it… we were retreating on the double, but they got us out in the open… they.. they… and blood and body parts everywhere… we had no chance! I only managed to save glassy and myself be-because they were busy shredding the others apart!"
He seems to be breathing very irregularly now, and having some sort of panic attack.

No.63147

>>63145
"Calm down. You are safe now."

No.63148

>>63137
>>63140
She furrows her eyebrows.
"My name is Get-Out-Of-My-Way-And-Leave-Me-Alone."
She then steps to the side and continues.

No.63150

>>63145
Rest now soldier.

No.63153

>>63147
He puts a hoof on the damaged side of his head, and slowly feels what was supposed to be his ear and eye once.
"no… we aren't…"

No.63154

>>63153
"We will stop them before they dig into the Keep. Don't worry."

No.63155

>>63148
My ears twitch a little and I run past her.

"That's a really funny name! Ummm, I'll just call you GOOMWALMA! Much simpler! Do you remember me? We talked and hung out before! It was fun!"

No.63158

>>63150
>>63154
Seems he fell asleep before he could hear that.
His eye movement tells you that he must be still having nightmares of what happened.

>>63155
"No it wasn't. Now stop pestering me already."
Her tone doesn't really change at all.

No.63161

>>63158
I dont think we have a chance against so many bugs Tatanka.

No.63162

>>63158
"Must you be so rude to her?
I admit, she can be a bit… overbearing at times, but she generally means well!"

No.63166

>>63158
"Awww come on! I'm not pestering you Goomy! I just want to hang out some more!"

I gasp excitedly

"Maybe you could teach me that spell you used on me! Remember? Back when we came in here from the wasteland and I told you I liked your robes and stuff? Good times!"

No.63167

>>63162
"Yeah, yeah, that's all fascinating. Will you leave me alone finally?"

No.63170

>>63161
"We can't let them overrun the Keep."

No.63173

>>63170
Maybe a smaller force can colapse the tunnels and move stealthy.

No.63174

>>63167
"And why is your solitude so valuable, pray tell?"

No.63176

>>63166
"Nah, doesn't ring a bell. And no, I'm not wasting my time on you. Go away."

No.63177

>>63173
"Exactly."

No.63179

>>63177
I guess we have a new assignment.

No.63181

>>63174
"Don't you have anything better to do? Anything? Go and bother her instead of me."

No.63182

>>63179
"Yes. We should find the others and tell them what we have learned."

No.63184

>>63181
"I'm merely curious is all."

No.63188

>>63182
Well I can see Yvonne sleeping so we already find one.

No.63189

>>63184
"Go and be curious somewhere else."

No.63192

>>63188
"Let her sleep. We should find the drunkard cleric and see if the mage has awoken yet."

No.63193

>>63192
Maybe they are in the dinning room.

No.63194

>>63192
>>63188
The nurse comes back and asks you two to let the patients rest and to discuss things you have to discuss outside.

No.63196

>>63194
I thank her for her time and go outside.
Rolling to find the others.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.63198

>>63176
Droop my ears down sadly

"Can't you at least teach me that spell? Please?"

Rolling for puppydog eyes!

Rolled 1 = 1

No.63203

>>63196
You manage to find them in at the edge of the third level.

>>63198
You decide to try out a controversial new method, that will make puppydog eyes seem a cheap amateur trick! Going full puppy!
You start to drool, bark, and scratch you ears with your hindlegs (huh, you didn't know you could do that)

You are still running around in circles chasing your tail when you realise she left ages ago.

No.63206

>>63203
Oh Celestia is the ketchup incident all over again.

No.63207

>>63203
Sit back on my haunches sadly.

"Why…"

No.63209

>>63203
"Have you been drinking again?"

No.63212

>>63209
"Nooooo… I just wanted to befriend her! But she hates me for some reason. I don't understand."

No.63214

AND THEN THE SESSION ENDED

No.63215

>>63214
ABOUT TIME

No.63216

>>63212
I already told you someponies are just assholes.

No.78459

MEANWHILE, SOONER AND ENTIRELY ELSEWHERE

Feldspar and his loyal followers face Raventail and her ex-nemesis Massive Nuggets with some bandits.
Massive Nuggets if the first to speak up.
"Kill them, except the little mare. She might be fun."

How do you want to do this? I can give this all to you, or still control the bandits and your minions

No.78464

>>78459
"He'd be more valuable ta us alive."

No.78465

>>78464
"The old fart? He's not even good for a hostage."

No.78469

>>78459
I'll handle Feldspar and Raventail, you manage the others.
"Sergeant, Cleric, Prisoners, please take positions.

I am not one to consort with criminals, and neither am I one to make deals. But extraordinary circumstances sometimes require the use of less known laws.

As per pre-equestrian, though still valid, ruling, based on the law of war prisoners and exchange of such, as taken from the laws of Pegasopolis, I am authorized to negotiate an exchange of information for lives.
Or, if you'd prefer layman's terms, you can throw bodies, yours and those of your friends, at me and my followers, until you overcome us after notable losses - OR - you can simply tell me how to get to Crystal Clear and I will not make any more of what I will then assume was not attempted murder, but a mere misunderstanding."

No.78470

>>78465
"Ya seem ta be gettin' senile yaself. I just explained why he is vital fer de plan not five minutes ago."
>>78469
"What he's sayin' ees, nopone will die if ya just tell him one bitta pointless info."

No.78480

>>78469
Colos takes a position at your side while Mendy remains behind you two. The prisoners were hastily roped before Raventail and the bandits entered, and are at a wall, not daring to speak.

Massive Nuggets gives you a confused.
"What the fuck are you talking about? I have zero fucking idea who this Crystal Clear you talk about is! But you are right, I don't want to risq the life of my boys and girls… You can surrender to us and maybe, just maybe, we won't kill you. Deal?"

No.78481

>>78470
"'Plan'? You are an endless disgrace to black and white, assassin. Whatever it is, I will have no willing part in it. Were this not a negotiation, it would soon be a summary execution."

No.78484

>>78480
"A judge is not allowed to surrender to criminals. And I highly doubt you could somehow have eluded knowledge of an entire second, supposedly massive, band of outlaws operating in the very same area. If that much is indeed the case, then the only reason you and your minimal misfits are still alive is because she has not seen you as a worthy target to crush. Seeing as how she operates all over the area and ever has connections to the fort. Not that even I much care for the fort or it's captain, on a personal level."

No.78487

>>78481
"Yer willin' cooperation was neva needed in de first place. Dis plan will work just fine if ya jus' keep bein' yaself."
>>78484
"Ees a Judge allowed ta make temporary alliances ta hunt down criminals?"

No.78490

>>78487
"Well well, since when do you study the law? But yes, you are right on that, I am permitted to make temporary alliances, as per the Law of Outside Assistance, section 42 subsection 3. So yes. But I doubt you would be of much use, if your supposed resources only include a weak-bladdered mare and scouts who have no idea of anything further than ten feet away from their faces."

No.78491

>>78484
"We are the only outlaws here, you idiot! We rule this town, and they don't even dare say a word about it! I haven't seen any other gang try and oppose us! We can rob as many caravans and raid as many farms as we want, and we do so!"
He let's out a laugh.

>>78487
"Really now, tell him to drop his weapons, we'll make him. Last warning."
The other bandits tigthen their grips on their weapons.

No.78496

>>78491
"Well, you keep believing that then. Your head has no value to me. But simple because it will save me time, I will tell you that members of the other band of outlaws visit the nearby town daily, if not more often.
I know of them, your assassin knows of them, heck even the townsfolk know of them. Why are you being kept in the dark? Perhaps you should have been more selective of your minions. It seems you have a double agent problem."

No.78497

>>78491
"Hate ta break it to ya, but even I've heard of 'em."
>>78496
"Judge, jus put de sword down. We don' need ta all die here. Ya know ya want ta see de commanda's head roll just as bad as I do."

No.78498

>>78496
"Wait, what?"
He laughs at you, and so does the rest of the bandits.
"You really think those wannabe' do-gooders are outlaws?"
He laughs at you again.
"You really belong to a cemetery or a retirement home, senile old fart."

No.78503

>>78498
"An outlaw is an outlaw to the law. Their crimes, to me, are equal, if not more severe, than yours. Possibly. I am here to hunt them, not some two bit burglar like you.

Or, to be accurate, I am here to make sure a wrong is righter. Either their leader, supposedly named Crystal Clear, is a notable criminal. But I have a hunch that much is not the case. However, without proof of the otherwise, my stance remains as is. She is to be found and interrogated."
>>78497
"What I on a personal level want does not tie into this. I am a servant of the law, and breaking the law is simply NOT. AN. OPTION. To me.
Besides, I'm very fond of my sword."

No.78507

>>78498
"'E can be like dat. Poor ol' judge. Past his prime, truly."
>>78503
"Look, de point stands. Ya ain't cooperatin' an' neother are ya standin' down it seems. Now I don' wanna make dis inta a slaughterhouse, so how 'bout ya leave de cleric here with us, take ya fat soldier offa buddy an' scurry off back ta yer precious commanda.
Everypone wins. Especially us. Heh.
Ain't dat right, Nuggets?"

Rolled 10 = 10

No.78512

>>78507
"Sergeant. Cleric. We might be looking at a bad deal here. Second opinions before we do anything drastic?"

No.78516

>>78507
He nods in agreement.
"Yes, yes that's perfect. Leave the cleric and get the fuck out of my turf"

No.78528

>>78512
Mendy's legs are shaking in fright.
"Please, please don't leave me here with them! I can't even begin to imagine…"
She doesn't finish her sentence, but a bandit laughs up and another one let's out a short whistle.
Sergeant Colos is still next to you with weapon ready.
"Sir, leave no pony behind sir! We can't leave her with these scoundrels!"

No.78532

>>78528
"Hrm…"
Rolling for inner turmoil

Rolled 7 = 7

No.78541

>>78532
There is no law that prevents you from leaving her behind…
Still, she is too young and innocent to be left with these rascals.

No.78548

>>78532
"No. The law is still with me in my heart. I cannot abandon one I said I would protect. I am not a traitor. Unlike some.
You can have the prisoners, and you can even keep the spare rope.
But the cleric is with me, as is the sergeant, and my sword.
I'm sure the zebra will be plenty for everyone.
Remain thankful I won't have every last one of you executed the moment I return to the fort. I am a judge of the Order of Order, and old as I may be, my heart is not ready to give up all it has believed in for as long as it has beaten.
If we meet again, and I somehow end up not killing you, perhaps I'll tell you a little story about making plans and keeping deals.
Sleep with your eyes open, criminal. One day, this will come to haunt you.

Sergeant, Cleric, we leave.
The prisoners are to be left behind once we have cleared the fields."

No.78551

>>78548
Recoil a little from his words
"Ya better run, Judge. Run fast an' run well. 'Cause if ya start makin' threats ta me again, I will be wearin' ya bearded skull fer a hat.

C'mon Nuggets, we got more important things ta prepare fer dan dis ol' nopony.
I'll go after 'em ta see what they are up ta once dey are gon, an' I'll get our boys back on de way."

No.78558

>>78548
>>78551
Massive Nuggets still blocks the doorway with his goons.
"No. The only way they leave this place alive is if the cleric stays behind. You said yourself, sugar."

No.78573

>>78558
"I'm sure you and sugar will have a lot to talk about. Like how she works for me, and came to town to kill you.
So please, keep focused on me and not the vengeful assassin you betrayed years ago.

Sergeat, Cleric, move out."
I leave, and leave Raventail to her fate.

No.78574

>>78573
"DAS A LOADA HORSEAPPLES AN YA KNOW EET! DON LISSEN TA HIM! KILL 'EM!"

No.78577

Faith and duty.

Rolled 5 = 5

No.78578

Vengeance is mine

Rolled 7 = 7

No.78583

>>78577
>>78578
"SERGEANT! THIS DAY, THESE CRIMINALS WILL KNOW DEATH! TO ARMS!"
Feldspar uses Command on Nuggets
Colos slams the closest bandit
Mendy defends the rear

Rolled 1, 6, 6 + 2 = 15

No.78586

>>78583
>1
I kill the now helpless judge, then use Death Puppet on him

No.78594

>>78586
Rolling to see if I did kill him

Rolled 10 = 10

No.78603

>>78594
Seems I did kill him.
As in Massive Nuggets.
Poor bastard had left himself wide open to me this whole time.
"No hard feeling sugar, but nobody double crosses Raventail."

No.78610

I'm getting too sandraker for this shit

>>78583
Colos slams into a bandit with a cutlass, sending him into a wall.
Mendy makes sure you can't get cornered.
Feldspar then tells Nuggets to yield.
Nuggets just laughs at Feldspar trying to order him around, and slaps him. With a giant fucking flail. Half of his face crushed he falls to the ground.
He is helpless.
>>78594
>>78586
>>78603
While Nuggets is being proud of himself to be able to defeat an old, frail pony, he doesn't notice Raventail sneaking up on him until it's too late.
He tries to say something, but only manages to gargle some blood as he collapses dead with his throat cut.

Five bandits remain, one was just slammed into a wall.
One with a schyte is up against Colos.
The three others, armed with a swords, and one with an axe then turn on Raventail to get revenge on their boss.

No.78614

>>78610
Death puppet on Nuggets, then hide behind him

Rolled 9 = 9

No.78617

>>78610
"Good show… Raventail. This day is not yet… lost."
Try to get up
Colos will assist him, keeping his guard up
Mendy will heal Feldspar

Rolled 6, 2, 8 = 16

No.78642

>>78614
Nuggets quickly collects himself, and stands up, raising his flail.
He gets stabbed by a sword while shielding Raventail, but doesn't seem to mind too much.

>>78617
You shakily pull yourself on your legs, and Mendy rushes to you, the light of her horn filling you with healing magic. Your face mends, but the sight of your left eye will be worse than the right forever.
Meanwhile, Colos gets hit by the long, cleaving arch of the schyte that even finds a way to penetrate his heavy armor. He is badly hurt as the bandit tries to free his weapon from him.

No.78659

>>78642
"HOLD YOUR OWN, SERGEANT. THIS DAY WILL BE WON, AND IT WILL BE WON WITH GLORY."
I use word of power
Colos fights back against the scythe bandit
Mendy tries to heal Colos

Rolled 3, 5, 3 = 11

No.78661

>>78642
"Welcome back sugar. Now tell ya boys ta back down."
Nuggets tells the bandits to stand down. He is their boss, and who are they to disobey him.

No.78673

>>78659
You try to shout but your throat is still aching from the cut you suffered earlier, and you only manage to cough.
Colos grits his teeth and stabs forward with his sword, cutting the face of the bandit, only making him angrier. Roll to see if he can yank out his weapon.
Mendy doesn't really know what she is supposed to do as the wound is blocked by the schyte.

>>78661
They pause for a moment, and lower their weapons…
Then they realise they just saw you cutting his throat and raising him.
They raise their weapons again, roll for initaitve.

Rolled 1 = 1

No.78676

>>78673
He is trying to put too much force in it, and manages to break the handle of it. He now has no weapon, but Colos has a fucking scythe blade stuck in his side.
-2 to his rolls until it gets removed and healed.

No.78681

>>78673
"GET THE DAMNED WEAPON OUT OF YOU! YOU WERE HAND PICKED FOR THIS TASK AND YOU ARE NOT GOING TO DIE TO A GARDENING TOOL."
Feldspar inspires
Colos tries to get the blade out while keeping his guard up
Mendy tries to help and heal Colos

Rolled 7, 5, 10 + 2 = 24

No.78682

>>78681
And that was supposed to be -2 but the syntax is gay

No.78688

>>78673
"Have ya fools never hearda stage blood?
Oh well. Just say when yer ready ta call it quits."
Nuggets laughs at them, then tells them they really are a bunch of little idiots to rebel against him.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.78691

>>78688
And with that crit, Raventail stealths and Nuggets cleaves all of the bandits.

No.78709

>>78681
Your words inspire your companions, giving you and your minions +1 to all rolls next round.
Colos can't reach that back, and only manages to nudge it a bit. Mendy on the other hand removes the blade and heals the wound. It didn't fully heal yet, but Colos is in a fighting condition again, if a bit hurt.
The weaponless bandit makes a run for the swords on the ground at the other side of the room that his comrades had.
Roll against mine to stop him.

>>78688
Raventail is completely hidden.
Nuggets raises his flail and smashes all three of them, breaking the ribs of the first one he hits and sending him crashing into the other two next to him. One is dead, one of them is trying to stand up, and the third is a bit dizzy, +1 to all rolls against these two.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.78742

>>78709
Nah. Let him have his false security.
"The Law's reach is as long as her patience is short. All of you. Every last one of you, now face judgement.
ROBBERY
BURGLARY
THIEVERY
VANDALISM
MURDER
LOITERING
THESE ARE YOUR CRIMES, ACCUSED AND CONFESSED.
MAKE PEACE WITH WHATEVER GOD WOULD STILL HAVE YOU, FOR YOUR JUDGEMENT IS AT HAND."
Feldspar's litany acts as a Word of Power
Colos, now back in fighting shape, will slam whichever bandit is foolish enough to pose a notable threat.
Mendy keep her guard up, and if any of us get hurt, heals.

Rolled 1, 1, 6 + 1 = 9

No.78745

>>78709
Being hidden, the runner cannot see me coming.
I backstab him, causing an autocrit

Nuggets smashes the dizzy one

Rolled 10, 6 + 2 = 18

No.78772

>>78742
You remind them of all the good times they had while committing these crimes.
-2 to all rolls against bandits next turn.
Colos tries to slam into the one who is trying to stand up, but she brings his axe up from below himself unexpectedly, leaving another wide gash on Colos. He is helpless.
Mendy sees this and manages to heal him so his guts won't fall out, but he is still bleeding.

>>78745
The runner gets to the swords and picks it up, being glad with himself. He turns around with a grin to attack Mendy.
That grin is frozen on his face as he falls down, Raventail removing her dagger from his heart.
Nugget easily smashes the head of the other bandit.
Only the one with the axe remains.

No.78787

>>78772
Me and Nuggets restrain the survivor

Rolled 9, 3 - 2 = 10

No.78797

>>78772
>>78787
I walk up the restrained bandit, sword drawn
"I will give you exactly one chance to make amends. Your list of crimes, confessed and witnessed, is long enough for me to fashion into an article of clothing.
BRAZENLY YOU HAVE ATTEMPTED TO MURDER A JUDGE AND HIS ASSISTANTS.
YOU GLOAT OF YOUR LIFE OF CRIME BEFORE A PALADIN OF THE LAW.
YOU WILL SUBMIT TO MY WILL AND OBEY EVER LAST COMMAND I GIVE YOU, FROM NOW TO THE DAY I SEE FIT TO RELEASE YOU, OR I WILL SENTENCE YOU NOT TO DEATH, BUT TO TEN CONSECUTIVE DEATHS.
HAVE I MADE MYSELF. QUITE. CLEAR?"
While I let that set in, I go assist Mendy and Colos in the whole "trying to patch Colos up" thing.

Rolled 3, 9, 1 = 13

No.78819

>>78787
You manage to jump on him and restrain hold him down.
Meanwhile, Nugget's head just plops of and his body collapses.
You think you may have overdid the part with slitting his throat.

>>78797
"Aaah, I swear I only had mild levels of fun while pillaging and stealing! Please don't hurt me!"

Colos tries to stand up only to collapse again, hitting his head on the floor.
Mendy rushes to his side, and begins her work, first stopping the bleeding then starting to work on the finer details like sealing the gashes and wounds.
Colos just lies there with his eyes closed, taking deep breaths.

No.78836

>>78819
"Hang in there sergeant. You have served well. Had it been me and not you, I would have been ready to promote you as my follower. Just stay with us now. You may rest back at the fortress. You have earned that rest."
After doing what I can to help, I return my attention to the three prisoners.
"He was a good soldier. A GOOD PONY.
SHE AS WELL. SHE IS YOUNG AND SCARED, BUT SHE STILL STANDS THERE AND HELPS THOSE SHE CAN, BECAUSE IT IS HER DUTY. AND YOU. YOU WOULD HAVE ME LEAVER HER TO BE YOUR PIECE OF MEAT TO PASS AROUND!"
I slam my sword into the ground right in front of them
"YOU ARE NOT EVEN WORTHY OF STAINING THE SWORD OF JUSTICE! YOU ARE AMONG THE MOST VILE SCUM I HAVE EVER HAD THE UNFORTUNATE DISPOSITION OF ENCOUNTERING. YOU ARE EXEMPLARY IN SHEER DISGUSTING LOWNESS."
Pull the blade free and point it at each in turn
"Now you will speak. You WILL tell me EVERYTHING you know. EVERY. LAST. POSSIBLE. DETAIL. Of this place. Of the bandits, of the goody two shoes clerics, of their organization, leader and location, OF THE FORTRESS, OF THE GUARDS, OF THE SOLDIERS, OF THE COMMANDER, OF THE DAMNED BUGS AND IF NEED BE OF THE CACTI THAT WALK AROUND THE DESERT.

TO THOSE OF YOU WHO CAN PROVIDE ME WITH SOMETHING OF VALUE, I WILL GIVE A KINDER JUDGEMENT. To those who refuse, I will give death. And death BEYOND death. I will execute you ten times over before your crimes are paid in blood. So I suggest you pay them in repentance.

START TALKING."

Rolls to see how well the patching up of Colos is going, and if he can walk back on his own.

Rolled 9, 7, 7 = 23

No.78841

>>78836
"Ya best do eet. He ain't bluffin. Neither am I."

Rolled 5 + 2 = 7

No.78900

>>78836
Hearing your words he puts up a determined expression and pulls himself together as Mendy is still working.
"Sir, thank you sir!"
He can walk back on his own, if a bit slow.

>>78841
>>78836
He cowers in fear and starts to speak quickly
"We found this place some months ago when Nuggets lead us here and it was abandoned but we fixed it up to live in here and we have been raiding and stealing from the town from here and it was just a bunch of us occasionally even raiding caravans but never trying doing anything too risky so we haven't even lost anyone until today and we were having fun here and drinking from stolen booze and fencing stolen goods to caravans that were too heavily armed to attack and I think two of us is still in the barn and those clerics I don't really know them but I heard they go around town healing ponies and trying to help and they always avoid guards and roads but they seem to come from the direction of the Fortress or at least the river but I swear I don't know any more from that we don't even give a damn about them and the Fortress is that big thing at the bridge that prevents bad things from getting in Equestria and it has shitloads of ponies and guards and soldiers and it used to have lots of mages too I heard but we've seen half of the population and soldiers and those religious nuts leave in the past months so I bet there aren't as many ponies there as used to and we always avoided the guards and threatened the townsfolk to torch Wheatley if they try to ask for help because I'm sure they could have killed us all and the soldiers are worse than the guards they are fucking killing machines that could survive days in the Wasteland and the Commander is some dude who I heard is a leader of some sort and the damned mosquitos always bite the shit out of us everytime we tried to play cards in the barn and what the fuck us up with walking cacti?"

No.78930

>>78900
Levitate out one of the nooses I made earlier
"Then you admit your crimes.
My last question to you is - do you feel regret for your deeds? Do you believe a pony like you would deserve a second chance?"
Turn to the sergeant
"You have always been a level-headed one, and are indeed most as the victim here. What say you then. What sort of punishment is fitting for a murderous bandit that has terrorized the citizens of wheatley for months on end?"
And finally to Raventail
"And don't even think of running off. We still have a deal."

No.78932

>>78930
"I rememba de deal. An a few othas I made. An I will keep 'em.
I'll hold up end of out bargain once ya are done with dis one."

No.78942

>>78900
"Yes! I can change! I'm too young and handsome to die!"
Colos looks at the ones who were roped, and then at the one who you just made to talk.
"I say that they don't deserve a quick death, sir! Take them back to the Fortress and let them rot in jail for some years, see if it does any good to them, sir."

No.78999

>>78942
"Then I leave them to your custody for now. Do with them as you please, so long as it remains in accordance to the law."

After the sergeant and cleric have them secure, take Raventail outside
"The deal is done on my part. Your old foe is dead, and now the time for your end of the bargain comes. Show me the power you promised."

No.79010

>>78999
Colos ties him up with a rope as well and he and Mendy guars the three prisoners inside.
You think you can see a pony, trying to hide and peek out from a nearby table of wheat.

No.79014

>>78999
"Ah yes. Dat. Well, de thing ees, I cannot directly teach ya de arts of a Necromancer. You simply lack de groundwork. But what I can show ya, is how ta focus yer own soul, and through eet, find new potential in yaself. Dis art, while not traditional necromancy, can be learned even by you. Come. Lemme show ya."

Once their session of meditation and communing is over, Raventail hands Feldspar the poison she had along, as well as her spare dagger
"Keep 'em. I know what ya woulda asked me ta do with 'em, but dis is where our roads part. I owe ya nothin', de deal is fulfilled."

I turn to leave and find the band of villagers I met earlier

No.79018

>>79014
"Then run. Run far and run fast. Once this night is over, if we ever meet again, you and I will meet as enemies. For after all, you are still a criminal.

Run well, Raventail. Run well."
>>79010
Point at the wheat with my sword
"Out. Now. Come quietly and there will be no trouble."

No.79019

>>79014
You too can see the lone pony in the wheat fields.
It seems all the others have fled when they saw the bandits exiting the barn, and only the one you talked with stayed here, hiding between the crops.

>>79018
A young buck comes out.
"I'm innocent! I'm not a bandit! I was just worried about the zebra is all!"

No.79023

>>79019
"Carry on then. There is nothing I need of you."
Return inside and check on my comrades.
"How are we holding out?"

No.79025

>>79019
"Ah see ya stuck around."

No.79029

>>79023
"Good I guess? I'm just getting sleepy…"
"Sir, they are secured sir!"

>>79025
"Well… yeah… I was really a bit worried when you went in there all alone…"

No.79034

>>79029
Give a soft smile and lower my voice to a more friendly tone
"Then rest, Mendy. You have done well this day, in serving me and both the law and your homeland through me. You deserve your sleep. We will keep you safe.

Sergeant Colos, it is fine if you address me by name, if you so desire. Seniority and rank do not matter everywhere. And this is one of those places. Victory is ours through blood and effort, but now we can rest. We have the prisoners, and have lifted a great weight off the town of Wheatley. A small battle in the endless war has been won. And we are the ones who won it."

No.79037

>>79029
"Aw, well ain' dat sweet. Gettin' all worried over me. Or were ya just scared ya would be missin' out on our deal?"

No.79039

>>79034
"Yes si- I mean, Feldspar!"
"I don't know… this room has all these bodies, but the other room with the bad has some… stains in it…"

>>79037
He blushes a bit.
"Well, maybe it was both."

No.79043

>>79039
"Well Colos, Mendy, perhaps we'd best make a good clean bed for ourselves somewhere, and in the morning make note of the bodies.
I can take first watch. You two deserve the rest."
Rolling for all three to make nice, clean beds

Rolled 3, 7, 4 = 14

No.79045

>>79039
"Kid I ain't no hard-assed country lady, ya can be straight up with me. Don' give me none of dis coy maybe talk."

No.79048

>>79043
You manage to make one decent bed.
As chivalrous as both of you are, you give that bed to Mendy.
She and Colos goes to sleep while you guard the roped bandits, thought they don't really seem that they want to risk their life by trying to get away.

>>79045
"Hey, yeah, well you are an exotic zebra and all that, and…"
He bits his lower lip and squints his eyes.
"Dat ass…"

No.79056

>>79048
"Good night friends. Sleep well. For this may be the best sleep of the rest of our lives."
Turn to the prisoners and watch them.
This old pony still has enough life in him to survive a sleepless night.

No.79057

>>79048
"How kind of ya ta notice. Now ya think you've done a good enough job ta have earned dis fine dark meat?"

No.79059

>>79057
"Well, I DID lead you here, didn't I? I guess I did!"

No.79066

>>79059
"Dat much is a bit debatable, but ah guess ya did help me at least find de place.
Ya should feel privileged. Young keed like yaself should consida heemself lucky ta catch a lil glimpse of somepone swimmin, let alone anythin' like dis."

No.79073

>>79066
AND THEN THEY FUCKED

IT'S MORNING
FELSPAR BARELY RESTED TO WATCH THE BANDITS
MENDY AND COLOS ARE BOTH UP
THE KID IS STILL IN AN EUPHORIC COMA WITH HIS TOUNGE LOLLED OUT WHEREVER RAVENTAIL LEFT HIM

No.79086

>>79073
And that is the last anyone in the borderlands saw of Raventail the Mercenary. She took with her only the clothes on her back, the weapons in their pockets and the knowledge that another loose end had been tied.

She would run far and she would run fast.
Hoping she would never again meet anyone of the Order of Order.
THE END FOR RAVENTAIL

No.79088

>>79073
"Time to wake up, friends. These old bones may ache, but they know we must walk once more. We need to return the fortress to leave the prisoners. And then we must find the others to continue our mission."

No.79090

>>79086
IT WAS A GOOD RUN
BETTER CLOSE ON SUNDAY
I'm glad I didn't have to kill anyone

>>79088
You and your companions take the prisoners to the fortress, arriving there an hour before noon.

NEXT TIME ON BORDERLANDS
AN ACTUAL SESSION
WITH NO MORE SPLITTING UP
AND PLOT ADVANCEMENT

No.83018

BRACE YOURSELVES, THE WASTELAND IS COMING.

Report in people.

No.83023

>>83018
Here.

No.83024

>>83018
Awaiting ordeeeers~!

No.83028

>>83018
I just wanted to read my book in peace…

No.83031

>>83018
None stand above the law.
Those who try, lose their legs.

No.83037

>>83018
Is Yvonne still asleep on my back?

No.83039

>>83037
If she hasn't woken up yet ISN'T THAT RIGHT NASSE

No.83046

>>83039
I don't remember where we left off

No.83067

IT'S ALMOST NOON AT THE FORTRESS!
Commander Grit has sent someone for all of you, just as Feldspar got back as well.
All of you are in the room where you first met the Commander, and you were told to wait there while he arrives.
Maybe the Judge could explain while he has three ponies on a rope behind him, and the others could tell him their progress during the wait.

No.83072

>>83067
"Waiting for orders."

No.83073

>>83072
"Yup Yup!"

No.83075

>>83073
"What happened to that pony you were obsessively trying to befriend?"

No.83076

>>83067
"You look like you have an interesting tale to tell, judge."

No.83079

>>83067
"Well met once more. While my search of the town of Wheatley proved relatively fruitless, I did make a stop to locate, judge and execute a band of bandits, the three surviving member of which you see before you. Caravan robbers, pillagers, rapists, cowards at heart the lot of them.
I would have used them to further our ends to locate the outlaw clerics, but I felt doing so without the rest of you would be a misplacement of sense and resources.
Supposedly the supporters of the dethroned Crystal Clear - if such a pony exists - roam the town in search of the injured. Also the mayor spoke of contacts they have lurking in the taverns.

And what information have you gathered in the time we have been separated?"

No.83084

>>83075
My ears droop down in shame

"I… I failed my mission. She just didn't like me for some reason, so saddening…"

>>83079
"Wine is still yummy!"

No.83092

>>83079
"Not much, just some info about the bugs."

No.83093

>>83079
We split up with you before we went to the castle, yeah?
"We tried following a bum lead to a castle where we were led to believe had what we were looking for, but it was just under the control of a necromancer. Nothing particularly useful, however."

No.83097

>>83079
"We followed a lead that turned out to be a dud. All it lead to was a castle full of undead that we put down."

No.83104

>>83092
"Those creatures are not really of grand concern as far as I have a say in things. They are but animals, and wild animal attacks are not something a Judge deals in. I am far more worried over the state of the possible rebellion and the ever-present possibility it might not be what I think it."
>>83093
>>83097
"Necromancy… though looked down upon, it is not really illegal, if regulated. I do not blame you for anything you have done."

"So. We are still without true leads regarding the rebels, beyond their visits to the town…"

No.83108

>>83104
"Our plan was to revisit the town this evening and see if we can happen upon any of them."

No.83115

>>83108
"…It is? Did you discuss this this morning?"

No.83116

>>83108
"What are we going to to about him?"

No.83119

>>83108
"They seek out the injured. The good sergeant, Colos here, did suffer a bit in out ordeal. Perhaps we can lure them out.
Or if that is not enough… then we will just provide them with someone more freshly injured."

No.83136

>>83115
>>83116
"Everything has been discussed."

>>83119
"That is a good plan."

No.83140

>>83119
"You didn't get hurt, did you?"

No.83149

>>83136
"I would volunteer, but I'm sure the prisoners will be happy to do so in my place."
>>83140
"This old body is still standing, is it not?"
Try to hide the near-lethal wounds I suffered

Rolled 4 = 4

No.83153

>>83149
Nope, that giant cut on your neck is pretty visible, as well as the black-eye around your eye.

As you are busy talking, the Commander enters, now wearing his usual armor, Advisor Golden Words right behind him, as well as some higher ranking officers.
Grit nods to you while Golden Words waves at you and greats all you with a smile.
Grit barks some orders to the officers who begin to do paperwork at maps and what seems to be dog-tags…

As the other ponies do their work, Grit turns to you.
"Good, now that we are all here, let's talk again. I'm sure you have heard what happened out there. If you didn't, it was a complete disaster. Barely any survivors. We heeded your warnings and didn't underestimated them, but it wasn't enough. To make things worse, the tunnel they managed to collapse with their sacrifice wasn't the only one."

He looks back at the officers writing down the names and information on the dog-tags.
"As for your part, you have the day off. You are free to do whatever to desire today, but you'll have to report tomorrow morning. You're going back to Wheatley, see if you can find any actual leads this time. If you happen upon information on Crystal Clear and her hideout, you have permission to raid it. If you can, try to capture her alive. Dismissed."

He looks at Feldspar after that.
"Except for you, Judge. I want a full report and… and where is that zebra?"

No.83167

>>83149
"Oh goodness! You ARE hurt!"

Tend to his wounds as best I can, chiding him for trying to hide them from me

"You need to take better care of yourself mister!"

Rolled 9 = 9

No.83171

>>83153
"Should we go to wheatly guys?"

No.83179

>>83167
You manage to heal him more, making the black eye dissapear as well as making the neck scar less visible.
Mendy looks at the ground in shame.

>>83171
The Commander looks at a bit annoyedly.
"You only want to go there to drink, aren't you? There is no other reason to go there on your day off."

No.83180

>>83171
"Yes."

No.83181

>>83171
"Why not."

No.83187

>>83180
>>83181
"Lead the way."

No.83190

>>83179
Boop him on the nose

"It's our day off silly, we can do what we want!"

No.83193

>>83190
He huffs.
"Do that again and you'll be scrubbing toilets the rest of your free time for a month, understood?"

No.83196

>>83179
"You ponies make much better alcohol than my people do. Not as strong, but much more tasty."
I walk out the door and wonder how much longer Yvonne is going to be asleep on my back.

No.83201

>>83193
"Oh alright mister grumpy wumpy!"

>>83196
Follow him

No.83203

>>83196
Follow him.

No.83205

>>83196
Follow him, and also pull out my book and start reading it again while following.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.83208

>>83196
I roll around on his back

No.83210

>>83153
"Investigation to the matters regarding the rebellion of Wheatley - nothing new discovered. The Mayor attempted to withhold information regarding the dissidents and their activities but was not too hard to persuade to the contrary. Outlaw clerics are a common sight in town, drawn to the injured and sickly. Nobody recognizes the name of Crystal Clear, odds are she either uses another name, or does not exist.

However, I did locate, root out, judge and sentence a band of bandits. Caravan robbers, pillagers, burglars, thieves, murderers, rapists. These three are the ones that survived. The sergeant can fill you in on any formal details as needed, I'm sure.

As for the zebra, she left town, and is certainly not standing behind you, ready to strike."

No.83216

>>83196
>>83201
>>83203
Advisor Golden Words excuses himself and runs after you to catch up on a corridor.
"Wait!"

>>83208
Roll not to roll down.

>>83205
Yes, I see you are eager to learn…
You feel like you just learned a new language… But you don't know which…
You have learned Commune

No.83219

>>83216
"Yes?"

No.83221

>>83216
I knew it and almost did

Rolled 2 = 2

No.83223

>>83216
"Something wrong?"

No.83253

>>83221
You manage to roll too much and land on your face.
Ouch.

>>83210
"Hm, that's actually useful information. I'll make sure to send Captain Pommel to further ask Mayor Major, and take the steps to replace him with somepony more suitable if he is deemed incompetent. I'd say that I double the guards, but after this recent incident, we really can't… Anyway, good job on catching these bandits."
He nods to one of the guards at the door who starst to lead them away.
"I'll make sure they spend the rest of their time in jail. And don't play games with me, Judge, I'm not in the mood for jokes. Dismissed."

>>83223
>>83219
"Yes…"
He speaks with a low voice.
"You see, I know the Commander told you to escort Crystal Clear back here alive if you found her, but his opinion may be…"
He looks around uncomfortably.
"biased, so to say. And we can't let that threaten the Fortress. Crystal Clear has showed the white of her teeth, and she is way too dangerous to be lead back here…"
He sights deeply before continuing.
"It hurts for me to say this, but if you find her, you must kill her. Don't let her make more harm than she already did. Her powers are not to be trifled with. I also advice you to be cautious. She may try to act nice and fool you with her honeyed words, but you already know she have killed dozens. Don't let her decieve you too."

No.83258

>>83253
"Don't be silly, we wont just kill her before we know our options and the entire story going on here!"

No.83259

>>83216
I ignore the book's words and put it back in my bag, and wait for the rest of the party.

No.83261

>>83253
"Only if its neccessary."

No.83262

>>83253
"I'm awake! I'm awake!"

No.83272

>>83262
"Are you alright?"

>>83253
"Remind me again what it was that she did, exactly. All of this fighting with giant bugs and undead may have caused me to forget a few things."

No.83277

>>83258
"What more is there to know? Would you rather let her turn your heads then striking you down as well?"

>>83272
"After getting in an argument with some soldiers, she poisioned their food, killing more than three dozen soldiers, as well as the guards sent to capture her before fleeing."

No.83286

>>83277
"Don't worry, we're tough and adult ponies, we know how to handle ourselves and what to do!"

No.83288

>>83277
"What was the argument about?"

No.83292

>>83272
I stand back up
"Yes, I'm fine!"

No.83298

>>83292
"Good."

No.83299

>>83288
"As silly as it sounds - second helpings. She said that the soldiers were eating way too much food that needed, and that surplus could have been given to the townsfolk, since the last few years have been getting worse and worse in terms of food, and they must give to the Fortress first before Wheatley."

No.83304

>>83253
"There are no jokes here. Merely facts. I might need one of the bandits later, in case we wish to lure out some of the outlaw clerics. If they are indeed drawn to the injured, it will be more fitting to injure a criminal for bait than a well-serving soldier.
If the animals are proving hazardous, do not spend excess guard on the town. Once I locate the heart of the rebellion, you will no longer need to worry about anything.
And I will find it, or die trying.

As a final remark, both the sergeant and the good cleric served admirably. Despite being outnumbered and in the cleric's case in a poor disposition, they held their own. They are heroes in their own right, and to be commended on their admirable service. I trust you agree.

Sergeant, Cleric, with me.
We need to discuss where you wish to go from here."

No.83307

>>83299
"She went directly from telling them to stop to poisoning their food? I find it hard to believe that someone like that could be given command of this fortress."

No.83311

>>83304
"It's good to hear you finally got to your senses. And I'll be sure to give them a suitable reward. Now leave us to our work."

He turns back to the table.
Your companions follow you eager as ever.

>>83307
"It has been going on for two weeks, ranging from minor quarrels to arguments almost resulting in fights. And of course, that's why Commander Grit is the current leader of this place."

No.83315

>>83311
"She did not have them whipped like Grit did to that one food thief we saw? She did not have them imprisoned?"

No.83319

>>83315
Whisper in his ear

"There are weird things happening around here Tatanka. Maybe Crystal Clear can tell us her side of the story when we meet her. I don't think we should kill her"

No.83320

>>83319
"I feel the same way."

No.83322

>>83315
"She had the most vocal ones detained to their quarters, adding extra guard post and other 'chores' for them, but that didn't help. She probably snapped, taking care of this place is not as easy as it seems. Now excuse me, I should get back to the meeting."
Before he leaves, he gives all of you a sad look.
"You know what to do."

No.83338

>>83322
"Right."

No.83341

>>83338
"We're not going to just kill her, are we?"

No.83342

EVERYONE IS NOW OUTSIDE THE KEEP
IT IS A LITTLE PAST NOON

ALSO I FORGOT BUT YOU ALL HAVE A PLUS SKILLPOINT NOW
FELDSPAR TWO BECAUSE THAT FAGGOT ZEBRA LEFT

No.83343

>>83341
"Of course not, I dont trust this ponies.

No.83348

>>83311
"Colos. Mendy. Your services thus far have been commendable. Were I in a position of such power, I'd put you both up for medals. But I am a judge, not a military parade organizer.

Things won't get easier from here on. Indeed I fear they will only get harder. We might be facing some tough decisions even I dread to make. And I could never force such a choice on another.

As such, you only need to follow me if you feel that is what your heart demands of you. Which do you place first - loyalty to this fort? Or loyalty to me and the law of Equestria?"

No.83350

>>83342
"We go to town and ask around for a cleric to tend to the wounds of one of the judge's followers, correct? What if they refuse to show their faces because he is a soldier of the fortress? Did we not find a rebel in the castle? Did she not tell us a time and place to meet her?"

No.83351

>>83342
"In the past days I have felt new fire in this old belly. Perhaps in my old days I can draw from it to fight like I did when I was still young. Or at least sound as convincing."

I pick Fervor.

No.83353

>>83348
"Sir, I Am loyal to you sir!"
"Well the both are almost the same so… I guess you?"

>>83350
One of you still has the map Spirit Fire made I can't remember who

No.83355

>>83342
I pick point blank shot.

>>83350
"I dont think we should go with the judge."

No.83358

No.83361

>>83298
I rub my snout
"So what now?"

No.83362

>>83342
Gonna pocket it for later.
>>83350
"I thought we agreed we wouldn't inform the Judge of this?"

No.83368

>>83362
Later use

>>83351
Feldspar - Fervor

>>83355
Lucky - Point Blank Shot

>>83358
Then show it to anyone you'd like or inspect it yourself

No.83369

>>83362
"I don't think he would take it well. He's a little… weird."

No.83374

>>83353
"Then I will hold you to that, come what may. Let us hope that loyalty never needs to come into question."

Turn to the others
"Well? Surely there is a plan of action."

No.83380

>>83368
Inpect the map.

No.83386

>>83368
I'll take Protect.

>>83362
>>83369
"He will find out sooner or later. He seems smart enough to understand the value of getting both sides of the story. If worst comes to worst he is only one pony."

No.83389

>>83386
"In that case."
Show everyone the map.

No.83392

>>83386
I'm assuming we already got one point on the past and I just didn't write it down. If we didn't I'll just hold that point.

No.83397

>>83392
This was the first time you got a skillpoint.

No.83405

>>83397
When did the others get their skillpoints then?

No.83409

>>83389
"Hm? What's this then?"

No.83411

>>83405
Everyone got a skill point just now.
Feldspar had two because he was bitching about raventail
Ariccia had one saved from character creation.

No.83415

>>83411
In that case I dont have two points.

No.83417

>>83409
"There were a few rebels having a meeting in the castle. We managed to talk with one and set up a meeting to learn their side of the story. I expect you to behave while we are meeting with them."

No.83420

>>83417
"You speak very openly of such a thing at a place like this."
Look around, see if anyone here can hear us

Rolled 8 = 8

No.83422

>>83389
The map wasn't drawn, but rather small lines were burn into the paper with grear precision, yet the map itself is crude and only has larger details.
You can see the river Elin and the Fort as well as the surroundings.
There is an X mark on it, next to the Elin, above the Fortress.
Roughly estimating it must be a bit more than half an hour on hoof to get there.
You rememer Spirit Fire saying that you should meet her there after sunset.

No.83424

>>83420
You had luck this time, as nopony heard you, but there are quite a few ponies around you, most of them heading to have lunch.

No.83425

>>83420
Aren't we outside the fortress? If we aren't just assuming I was whispering because four quests at the same time is playing hell on me.

No.83427

>>83422
"We should go now."

No.83428

>>83425
You were outside of the Keep, but still in the fortress.

No.83429

>>83420
"Let's move then! To adventure!"

No.83431

>>83425
"The walls have ears, good Tatanka. We will discuss such matters at a more private location."

No.83444

>>83427
"Why now? Isn't it not for a fair while? Unless…"
I retrieve my book from my pack and start consulting it to see what it says about time travel.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.83449

>>83444
No such luck.
What you DO find is, is an article about drinking the blood of Goats can grant you some additional magical properties if the rituals are done well…

No.83453

>>83444
Look over his shoulder at the book

"Watcha reading Timbre?"

No.83455

AND SUDDENLY YOU SPENT THE DAY DOING NOTHING AND THE SUN IS SETTING
YOU MAY LEAVE THE FORT NOW

No.83458

>>83455
"Time is a fleeting thing at my age. I can ill spend my remaining days like this…"

No.83461

>>83449
I suppose it was a bit silly to assume a book presumably focused around necromancy would have something that only Starswirl really worked on in depth on.
>>83453
BWA-
"N- Nothing important."
I shut it and quickly put it back in my bags.

No.83462

>>83455
Go to the meeting point.

No.83463

>>83455
"Enough lollygagging, let's go."

No.83471

>>83462
>>83463
"Now that we are clear of prying ears… I suppose I can say you need not worry. For now, I trust the commander no more than I'd trust any suspect. So long as untied ends remain and it is one pony's proofless word against that of another, the Commander seems hasty and incompetent. I do not put him above conspiring for his position of power."

No.83472

>>83461
Eye him suspiciously with a mischievous smile.

"If you say sooooo~"

>>83463
Follow her

No.83474

>>83462
>>83463
>>83458
You leave the Fortress, some guards giving you strange looks but not bothering with it any further.
To save time you go through the quarters where the merchants and caravans are, with actual houses not barracks.
After a quick walk the Fortress is behind you, and you are walking beside Elin on the shore.

No.83492

>>83474
Keep going.

No.83512

>>83492
You keep going, until you think you almost reached the Rendez-vous point. It's already pretty dark, and you can see the lights of High Trotgar behind you, watching over the river and the bridge. It really is a breath-taking site, making you feel safer.

You can see a small light ahead, and the shape of two ponies.

No.83515

>>83512
"Spirit? Is that you?"

No.83517

>>83512
"Are we almost there Lucky? Is that them?"

No.83520

>>83512
I inspect the surroundings.
"Are you sure we weren't followed?"

Rolled 10 = 10

No.83528

>>83512
"Sergeant. Cleric. Hold position on me. This could get ugly."
>>83520
"Anything?"

No.83529

>>83517
"I think so."

No.83530

>>83520
"Your connection to nature is strong. Do the plants tell you of any followers?"

No.83531

>>83520
Huh, it's not THAT dark! In fact, you can see as clear as the day! You glance back behind your shoulders to confirm that it is indeed only your party, and you aren't being followed.

>>83517
>>83515
Hearing her name, she perks her ears up and looks at you, but waits for all of you to get closer.
"Ah, um, hello, glad you could make it!"
She looks at Feldspar and his companions worriedly, her voice suddenly sounding dissapointed.
"You are here to arrest us, aren't you? I know I shouldn't have trusted you…"

No.83533

>>83531
"No, we're not. We're here to listen to your side of the story, like we asked. I promise."

No.83534

>>83531
"Of course not, he is our companion, I already told you im not going to arrest you."

No.83538

>>83531
"Not at all. We just had to bring him along or he would have told on us."

No.83539

>>83533
>>83534
"Then why do you have a guard with you?"

The stallion behind her tenses up a bit.

No.83540

>>83531
"We are not. The judge may try, but he wants to hear your story first."

No.83544

>>83539
"Dont worry about them."

No.83545

>>83531
"Don't be silly, we didn't do anything to you before, did we?"

>>83539
"He's with our judge."

Creep closer on her and whisper in her ear

"He's a little weird, but he's not evil I don't think!"

No.83547

>>83531
>>83539
"I am not here to arrest or judge anyone until I know the full details of the events I am investigating. My acolytes are here to ensure my well being, pay them no additional mind.
I am not your enemy, unless you go out of your way to make me one."

No.83556

>>83540
>>83547
>>83545
>>83544
"Well… If you all promise you can behave yourselves, you will hear it soon enough. Just really, really don't do anything stupid, okay?"

She points a hoof at the unicorn behind her.
"He is Charon, he will be helping us get there tonight. Are you ready to see Crystal Clear?"

No.83560

>>83556
"Yes and thank you for trusting us."

No.83564

>>83556
"I am ready. Will he be teleporting us?"

No.83565

>>83556
I shrug
"I wouldn't be here otherwise, would I?"

No.83568

>>83556
"It is why I was sent here. I have gone through enough near-deaths to meet this Crystal Clear of yours, I am not turning back now to go die of old age."

No.83571

>>83556
"I'll try not to!"

Take a swig from my canteen

Rolled 4 = 4

No.83572

>>83556
"You have my word."

No.83579

>>83571
Whoa, you should have eaten before that.
You feel a bit tipsy.

>>83564
He speaks up.
"Yes, I am. Now hold still. Teleporting to the Wasteland is dangerous business, and I have to concentrate if you don't want to end up in the Elin, or up in the air to crash down. With this many ponies, it may even take minutes, so be patient!"
Then he closes his eyes, and his horn glows up, enveloping all of you in it's light, but nothing happening yet.

No.83580

>>83571
I try to levitate the canteen from her before she can drink.
"This is not the time to be drinking, especially before teleporting."

Rolled 5 = 5

No.83587

>>83579
"Stand fast, both of you. Expect nothing. Judge everything as it comes."

No.83589

>>83579
I wait patiently.

No.83592

>>83579
Keep waiting.

No.83596

>>83580
Hey, no metagaming!

>>83579
"Oooooh, exciting!"

No.83598

>>83579
I lean onto Tatanka.

No.83601

>>83580
>>83587
>>83596
He winces a bit
"Sssh! Quiet"

After some minutes, the glow from his horn seems to explode, and you all feel nothingness of a second…
Then you feel you are FALLING OH MY GOD HE MUST HAVE MESSED UP YOU ARE ALL GOI-oh wait, it was only a four inch drop.

As you open your eyes you can see that you are on the other side of the Elin. You are in the Wasteland once again.
Spirit Fire shakes her head a little, then smile.
"Come on, let's go!"

Charon starts to lead you deeper into the dark of the desert.

No.83605

>>83601
I follow.

No.83606

>>83601
Follow Spirit.

No.83613

>>83596
You didn't say anything about taking a swig from it without anyone noticing~
>>83601
I follow Charon.
I wonder if the magics of the book is effected by the Wasteland…
I withdraw it from my bag and examine it. Does it feel any different?

Rolled 1 = 1

No.83614

>>83601
"So what is your job, Spirit? Are you a healer? A mage? A bit of both?"

No.83616

>>83613
Everyone still assumes it's just water in there

No.83619

>>83601
"Sergeant, Cleric, we walk."
Observe the outlaws. What can I tell with my decades of experience in the field?

Rolled 3 = 3

No.83624

>>83616
Oh. I thought you bragged that it had booze in it back when the bar wouldn't serve you anything to drink. Sorry about that.

No.83626

>>83605
"Yvonne, do you wish for another ride while we walk?"

No.83628

>>83626
I let out a slight giggle

No.83633

>>83626
"Thank you."
I hop on his back

Rolled 3 = 3

No.83635

>>83628
"What is so funny?"

>>83633
I kneel down so that she will have an easier time crawling up.
"Are you feeling alright? Falling asleep during the middle of the day and leaning against me, are you sick?"

No.83637

>>83619
You can cleary tell that it's damn dark out here in the wasteland, for one.

>>83614
"Well, I'm a bit of both, yes. I know all the spells a cleric could need, but I've come up with quite a few spells as well myself! She says that I have a lot of potential!"

>>83613
Sure it does.
It feels stronger.
Stronger than you are, actually.
You can no longer hear it in your mind.
You can feel it in your mind.
At first, it's like black tendrils are clawing into your very soul and mind… then you feel nothing. The book is the same as it was before.
When I'll command… You'll learn…

>>83633
Your leap is too low and you leap into his back.
Your snout starts to hurt again.

No.83643

>>83635
"I should hope not. I just didn't want to stand that crazed Pinkie follower in the temple."

No.83645

>>83635
"N-nothing."

Giggle a little more at his words

>>83637
I gasp excitedly

"What kind of spells? I've been trying to learn more, but no one at the fort wants to help!"

>>83633
Use heal on her

"Careful!"

Rolled 3 = 3

No.83646

>>83626
"Please. Don't mind me…"

"Cleric. Now would be a good time."
For general safety, have Mendy detect alignment on the outlaws. Subtly.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.83648

>>83637
'Oh no…'
I immediately shove it back into my bag and try to cast it from my mind.

Rolled 8 = 8

No.83650

>>83637
Help her get on her hooves.

No.83656

>>83645
"What is it? You ponies are so strange."

>>83643
"I understand how you feel."
I lie down completely.
"Care to try again?"

No.83664

>>83646
Even she is suprised how subtly she can execute the spell, the glow of her horn not even noticable.
You order her again, believing she didn't do anything at all, when she whispers to you.
"They're good, nothing to hide, either of them."
She bites her lip.
"I also felt a great evil near, but it scared be before I could say where it came from…"

>>83645
"Well, some attack spells mostly, they are pretty unique you know!"

Charon, who is at the front speaks up.
"Well, experimenting with spells might have to wait until we get back to Equestria. It's not really safe here. It already had some… consequences for us to practice magic out here."

>>83648
You quickly put it away and try to think of something else.
Together… We'll be stronger than any force that ever existed

>>83650
You help her up.

No.83667

>>83656
"Yes"

Rolled 8 = 8

No.83670

>>83667
This time you manage to climb up and get comfy.

No.83672

>>83664
I refuse!
Keep trying to cast it from my mind. Don't just ignore it, get rid of it!

Rolled 2 = 2

No.83677

>>83664
"At least you tried.
If it came from above ground, the implications are less than what I desired…"

"Tell me… Charon, was it? How long a way away are we?"

No.83683

>>83670
"Hold on."
I stand up and start following the group again.

No.83686

>>83672
You feel a sudden, very sharp pain, both in your brain, heart, and soul.
Don't try to defy me, mortal. You asked for power. I shall give you power.
The pain stops.
For now.

>>83677
"We found a place that both gives shelter from the Wasteland and can't be seen easily from the Fortress. We should be there soon, don't worry. Just be careful with the Elementals!"
He chuckles to himself.

No.83687

>>83656
"Nothing at all! I'm sure the two of you will be very happy together, that's all."

No.83691

>>83686
Panic?
Panic!
>>83686
"SO YES RIGHT, THAT SOUNDS INTERESTING. HOW MUCH LONGER DO THING IT WILL BE UNTIL WE GET THERE AND STOP IDLY WALKING, HMM?"

No.83695

>>83687
"I am afraid I don't understand what you mean."

No.83698

>>83686
"Ah yes. I nearly forgot your ranks were full of mages. Hm, yes. Hm. Many things make sense now. Yes."
Jut down a few notes, then follow, keeping an eye out for anything out of the ordinary

Rolled 8 = 8

No.83699

>>83695
Roll my eyes

"Oh goddesses Tatanka…"

>>83691
"What wrong Timbre? Scared? Ooooooooh!"

No.83705

>>83698
You can see a swift shape passing by.
It's dark, but the looks of it, it was getting nearer, right in front of you. There are rocks there. Rocks, perfect for an ambush.

>>83691
"Don't worry, it's just past this abandoned rock farm."

No.83708

>>83699
"I- I'm not scared!"
>>83705
"Good! Yes, good!"

No.83710

>>83705
"Colos. At the ready.
Mendy, to the center."

"I saw something. By the rocks."

No.83716

>>83699
"What?"

>>83705
"I have heard that there are cannibals that live out here. Is this true?"

>>83710
"Are you sure?"

No.83719

>>83708
"Awwww, it's okay. I was juts poking fun, calm down Timbre."

>>83710
"Huh?"

No.83721

>>83705
"Rock farm?"
I tap Tatanka on the back
"do you think those bugs are here?"

No.83722

>>83710
Colos draws his sword.
Spirit Fire stops and looks at you worriedly.
"Saw what?"

Charon stops as well, and looks back.
"What's the hold u-"
His sentence is cut off.
Just like his right foreleg.
You can see that the thing that did it jumped back behind a large rock, that could even hide a buffalo.

No.83724

>>83716
"I'm old, not crazy.
I could not make out what it was, but it was something. I have reason to assume it was evil."

No.83730

>>83721
"I hope not. Hold on!"

>>83722
I charge around that rocks to see what is there.

No.83733

>>83722
"It's those bugs! Someone see to Charon!"
I ready my spear

No.83735

>>83722
I let out a loud gasp and quickly run over to Charon to heal him

Rolled 4 = 4

No.83736

>>83722
Get my bow ready.

No.83737

>>83722
"Oh. An animal.
Advance with caution, and haul the wounded back here.
Stay away from that damned rock, it gives it too much room to work with!
Mendy, he needs help.
Colos, I need protecting.
LETS MAKE THIS QUICK!"
I try to inspire the party as Colos and I go to get Charon
Mendy should heal him.

No.83738

>>83722
"Wha-"
I try to swing a fireball around the rock to burn whatever is behind there out.

Rolled 9 + 2 = 11

No.83739

>>83737
And rolling

Rolled 4, 10, 7 = 21

No.83759

>>83733
Spirit Fire rushes to him instantly, starting to heal him.

>>83730
You run to see what is behind the rock.
What is facing you is some sort of insect, but not like the mantises before.
It has four long and slender legs, all sharp and keeping it just above ground. It's body is mostly taken up by the giant mandibles it has in front that look like they could snap a pony in half. It also has two appendages up front, like two big swords. It hisses at you.

>>83735
You just can't manifest your magic in your panic.

>>83738
You don't know where it is or what it is, but you send a giant ball of fire over the rock, setting it on fire.
The bug is ablaze, and stumbles out of behind it into your line of sight, trying to put the fire out.
+2 to all rolls against it.

>>83739
Mendy panics again, her magic unable to manifest in the Wasteland much like Ariccia, but Colos and you manage to secure Charon to a safe position, out of harm's way.

You get initate since it's on fire.
Go.

No.83763

>>83759
Shoot the bug in the head.

Rolled 1 + 2 = 3

No.83767

>>83759
Fuck the consequences, put a point in improved healing and get that leg back attached to his body.

Rolled 1 = 1

No.83769

>>83759
I hold my spear out so I'll skewer it if Tatanka charges at it

Rolled 1 = 1

No.83770

>>83759
"Yvonne, get your spear ready!"
I lower my head and slam into the bug.

Rolled 7 + 4 = 11

No.83772

>>83759
Huh. Who knew chitinous exoskeletons were flamable?
Either way, boil that bitch alive!

Rolled 9 + 4 = 13

No.83778

>>83772
Err, just to specify, more Fireballs pls.

No.83792

>>83759
"Bah. I grow tired of being used for pest control. If the damned commander can't deal with his own wildlife then he has no place commanding a fortress so close to them.

COLOS, PROTECT THOSE IN DIREST NEED, AND STRIKE IF YOU SEE AN OPENING.
MENDY, FORSAKE MAGIC, AND DO WHAT YOU CAN WITHOUT IT. BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, AND STOP PANICKING.
ONWARDS! IT IS BUT AN ANIMAL."
I activate fervor and further inspire everyone
Colos will guard me, and strike if there is an opening
Mendy will do what she can with first aid and minimal magic

Rolled 1, 8, 3 + 2 = 14

No.83824

>>83763
You aim a shot, but instead you are hit by a ball of sizzling acid!
It came from further down the rocks!
You fall helpless.

>>83767
You now know improved healing.
Before you could shine with your newfound abilites, you are hit by a green ball!
IT BURNS!
OH GOD IT BURNS!
You fall helpless on the ground.

>>83770
You fearlessly charge into the ablaze insect, sending it crashing to the ground, breaking two of it's legs, as it let's out a loud screech while trying to put the fire out and get up.

>>83769
You lower your spear a bit too low, impaling it to the ground as you pole-vault over the bug and into a rock.
You hit your snout again as well as being helpless.

>>83792
Mendy quickly gives some first aid equipment over to Spirit Fire who is doing her best to re-attach the leg of the unconcious Charon.

As you prepare a speech, you see that Colos lunges in front of you, only to fall helplessly on the ground, taking a hit instead of you. He was hit by the same acid that the others.

>>83772
Let me help you
You conjure up a giant fireball, even bigger than Tatanka, and it turns to a sickly blue as you launch it towards the bug on the ground. It doesn't even have time to screech as it burns up completely, only leaving black, dead, charred ground in it's wake.

You can hear some strange gurgling sound from the rocks, from where the volley of acidic shots came.

No.83833

>>83824
Get up Ariccia! There's ponies to be helped!

Rolled 1 = 1

No.83835

>>83824
Ugh, roll to get up.

Rolled 6 + 2 = 8

No.83838

>>83824
More fire!
Share the joy!
Fireballs for allll the bugs!
Specifically the one behind the rocks.

Rolled 8 + 2 = 10

No.83843

>>83824
I wait for the fireball to impact then slam into the shadows.

Rolled 10 + 2 = 12

No.83846

>>83824
"MENDY, WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING, FORSAKE IT AND HELP HE HELP COLOS!

Hang in there, friend. You have suffered much for me, and I will see that you do not die to a mere insect."
All three of us focus on getting Colos back up and running. And if possible, keep the damned thing off us at the same time.

Rolled 9, 2, 3 = 14

No.83861

>>83833
IT BURNS!
IT BURNS SO MUCH!
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BE NAKED?
You are still helpless, and you are now missing part of your coat and flesh

>>83835
You manage to pull up yourself.

>>83846
You try to help up Colos but can't, but Mendy quickly sweeps the acid off with her magic, and applies a soothing spell to ease the pain, getting him back up on his hooves.

>>83838
You can't see it, but from the trajectory of the shots it fired…

You can hear your fireball impact, and some pained, gurgling noises as well.

>>83843
You charge around a rock, and find your target.
It's a red bug, two legs supporting it's large body, mostly taken up by it's head and giant, abyssal mouth, armed with a pipe like tounge, dripping acid.
Some of it's several eyes are closed shut from the fireball of Timbre, and it looks much more frail than the other bugs.
You slam into it, sending it into a nearby rock, as it stops moving.

It stops moving, but you can hear a high pitched sound coming from the corpse, as well as some purple ichor seeping out from it…

No.83862

>>83824
I get knocked down but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down

No.83866

>>83861
I walk over and help Ariccia up.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.83867

>>83862
I get knocked down but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down
What the fuck, seriously
I get up

Rolled 8 = 8

No.83872

>>83861
GET UP ARICCIA

Rolled 9 = 9

No.83873

>>83861
I leave to rejoin the others.
"Were there any deaths? I believe all our attackers are dead."

No.83876

>>83861
"Timbre burn the remains."

No.83877

>>83861
"STAY AWAY FROM IT AND TAKE COVER!
And keep yourselves ready just in case it doesn't explode after all."

Check safely if it explodes.
If not, go help the others.

Rolled 3, 4, 7 = 14

No.83898

>>83867
>>83861
Well since I got up
I go to the other side of the rock from the bug

No.83899

>>83876
Can I also burn the corpse in addition to helping Ariccia up, since I'm assuming combat's over?

Rolled 4 + 2 = 6

No.83901

>>83867
You pull up yourself, and retrieve your spear.
From a sporter's viewpoint, that jump would have been a 6/10, with the landing being a bit rough.

>>83866
>>83872
With some friendly help you are up, but your side hurts pretty badly, as your flesh is still a bit exposed from the burn.

>>83873
>>83877
Tatanka is casually starting to walk away from it, the high pithced noise stops, and the corpse explodes.

Since it's behind rocks and not near you, DC3 not to get hit by it.

No.83903

>>83901
Rolling.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.83904

>>83901
"Oh what now?!"

Rolled 3 = 3

No.83905

>>83901
"T-thank you!"

Use mend on Charon already, goddamn

Rolled 2 = 2

No.83906

>>83901
Screw not getting hit by it!
I try to burn the acid out of the sky.

Rolled 1 + 2 = 3

No.83910

>>83901
rolling

Rolled 1 = 1

No.83911

>>83901
"I KNEW IT!
MENDY, TAKE COVER BEHIND ME AND COLOS. AT LEAST YOU CAN HEAL UP BACK UP IF THIS GOES SOUTH."
All three of us dodge as best we can

Rolled 8, 1, 10 = 19

No.83939

>>83903
You get into safety behind a rock.

>>83904
You annoyedly look up, only to casually sidestep some balls of acid raining from the sky.

>>83905
You try to get some healing done to Charon, only to get the acidic blast of the explosion again. At least only your coat is coming off!

>>83910
You get a faceful from that explosion, and fall to the ground again.

>>83906
You shoot fire at the falling acid parts!
Congratulations, you are now not only hit by balls of acid, but balls of acid ON FIRE!
You are helpless, and your sizzling coat is on fire.

>>83911
You and Colos manage to avoid the worst of it, but Mendy stumbles and falls, right into one of the balls to hit her in the side.

Meanwhile Spirit Fire managed to re-attach the limb of Charon, who is still unconcious, and she jumps back as she almost gets hit by the goo as well.

No.83944

>>83939
"Oh fuck, Spirit can you give me a hoof?"
Try to get up.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.83946

No.83949

>>83939
I help Timbre up and try to put the flames out.
"I'm always saving your hide!"

Rolled 2 = 2

No.83951

>>83939
…Oh.
AHHHHHHH.
IT BUUUURNS
I try to roll around and put the flames out.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.83952

>>83939
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! STUPID MEAN ICKY DIRTY ANNOYING BUG THINGS!"

Try to undo as much of the damage done as possible

Rolled 10 = 10

No.83953

>>83939
"Mendy, you must learn to focus. Breathe. Breathe slowly. Breathe deep. Calm. Focus. Now get up."
Lets get that girl back on her hooves so we can deal with the other wounded.

Rolled 8, 3, 1 = 12

No.83958

>>83939
I try to help Lucky up.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.83988

>>83944
You manage to get up, and Spirit Fire instantly removes it from your face, saving you from the worst of it.
It thankfully only burned some of your facial hair.

>>83951
>>83949
He is rolling around in vain to put the flames out, and as Yvonne tries to stomp out some of the flames she only manages to kick Timbre in the nuts.

>>83958
He is already up and about, Spirit Fire having just helped him.

>>83953
She manages to get up, and calm herself, tending to her own wound, while you and Colos just look around not really knowing what to do.

>>83952
Your horn almost explodes with the quick surge of magic that refused to come out until just now, engulfing you in light.
You manage stabilize your own flesh wound and grow the smaller patches of coat back, but a small 'clearing' remains where you took the worst of it.
At least it will grow back.

No.83995

>>83988
"Good, good.
See if the others need help. I will look around, see what I can find out."
Colos and Mendy join the healing effort
I see if I can tell where the bugs came from

Rolled 6, 3, 2 = 11

No.83996

>>83988
coldly remark
"Sorry about that."
serves him right for almost getting me killed!
I try to help him again.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.83997

>>83951
"Oh Goddesses Timbre!"

Use heal on him!

Rolled 9 = 9

No.83999

>>83988
"FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"
Fuck this!
I try to Freeze the fucking fire!

Rolled 7 = 7

No.84003

>>83988
I keep an eye open for more threats.
Time to cook some stuff. Can't focus on this quest anymore.

No.84004

>>83995
Mendy and Colos secures Charon.
As for you, can't see shit captain. It's still too dark.

>>83996
Nope, that's still not the fire.
You kick him in the balls.
Agian.

>>83999
You manage to freeze the fire off of you, just as
>>83997 heals the wounds you suffered.

>>84003
It's over for now anyway

No.84008

>>84004
Say "Sorry again" in a droning voice.
I inspect the surroundings from Tatanka's back

Rolled 4 = 4

No.84009

>>83999
"I'm so sorry! I should have been able to aid you sooner…"

No.84011

>>84008
It's rocks.
And dark.

Spirit Fire just quickly levitate the unconcious Charon up, and puts it on the back of Colos.

"Come on, we can't waste any more time! We may get attacked again!"

NEXT TIME ON BORDERLANDS
THE PARTY WILL MEET THE 'REBELS'
HONEST NOW
NO BUGS
OR MAYBE SOME BUT NOT TOO MUCH
STAY TUNED, HERE ON THE HUB

No.84012

>>84004
Now that the fire's out, I curl up into a ball and softly whimper.
"i don't think i can stand anymore…"

No.84014

>>84011
"I wish I got a ride on occasion…"

No.84015

>>84012
She shall be the first one to serve our cause then

No.84018

>>84015
"M- Maybe…"

No.84019

>>84012
Pull him into a hug

"Come ooooon! Be strong now!"

No.84021

>>84019
"It's not an issue of being strong… that… witch stomped on my malehood! Several times! I'm lucky I'm still conscious after that! Fuck… do you know any painkilling magic?"

No.84025

>>84021
"Mendy, please aid the mage. In a proper manner. Don't try to get funny about it."

Rolled 1 = 1

No.84029

>>84021
"Well… You did almost get her killed too! Just calm down, I'll mend the pain!"

Do so

Rolled 9 = 9

No.84030

>>84025
Mendy just blushed and she quickly sits down on the ground.
Looks like her mind did go funny about it.

>>84021
Spirit Fire's horn flashes up.
"Stop being a baby and let's go! It's no longer safe here!"
You can't feel anything down there now, at all.

>>84029
You heal it.
Too bad he can't feel it.

No.84033

>>84021
"I'll make it up to you somehow."

Rolled 6 = 6

No.84036

>>84030
"Young lady, there will be a time for that in your future but it is not in the middle of a damned desert full of outlaws and wild animals. Get your head back in shape and find a way to calm down. We need to get moving."

Rolled 8 = 8

No.84037

>>84030
I shakily get up then,
"Thanks…"
>>84029
>>84033
"Is that what that was for? The castle?"

No.84039

>>84037
>>84030
Give him a comforting, non-mocking, smile

No.84040

>>84036
She blushes and stands up, gathering herself somehow, locking her eyes on the ground and nodding once.

AND THEN THE QUEST ENDED FOR TODAY, WE'LL CONTINUE FROM HERE
Unless you want to handle another Warrior

No.84048

>>84037
"Let's say it was."


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