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No.57686

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giUzNIliJSk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UbGtjnluyY

The party is gathered in front of a huge metal gate leading to some underground labyrinth of catacombs, caverns and crypts. On it's left is a statue of a pony wearing plate armour brandished with the icons of the sun, on it's right a robed, hunchbacked creature pleading for mercy.
The skies are dark, and it's gonna rain soon.
Merry draws a small sword from his back, and holds it with a shaking hoof
"I think I can take care of myself, are you ready to go?"
Players, report in

No.57690

Present

No.57691

No.57692

No.57695

>3
the wait continues

No.57714

Ready.

No.57719

I stand ready

No.57721

Merry walks to the gate and pushes it open
"There should have been a lock here, this is not good at all!"
The gate opens into a long, dark, dome-roofed hallway.

No.57723

>>57721
I inspect the area. Does it look like something broke in through the gate, or out of it?

Rolled 2 = 2

No.57724

>>57721
Light my horn.

No.57725

>>57721
"Oh don't be so pessimistic. At least nobody will get blown up trying to unlock it"

help in inspecting

No.57726

>>57725
ahem

Rolled 9 = 9

No.57727

>>57721
"Be quiet, or I'll show you what's not good for you."

No.57728

>>57725
"Hey! That locked was fucking rigged!"
Does the place look unstable?

Rolled 3 = 3

No.57729

>>57727
"Do you need another hug?"

No.57730

>>57727
"Good inquisitor, I can hardly even imagine what the world must look like to you. It must be a cold and lonely place indeed."

Rolled 10 = 10

No.57732

>>57729
>>57730
Leave her alone guys.

No.57733

>>57724
You can see the walls are coloured dull brown, and that there is a rugged carpet on the ground. The end of the hallway has a large double door in it.
>>57726
>>57723
Card Trick is baffled, as there seems to be no damage to the door, like the lock wasn't there at all, until Fourtunes points out the lock on the floor, opened with a key that's currently lying on the ground.
>>57727
"Please, there's no need to be rude!"
>>57728
As far as you know, it is. The hallway has been carved in the rock.

No.57735

>>57733
"Let's get going."
I take a torch, light it, then go down the hallway.

No.57736

>>57733
>>57735
Keep going.

No.57737

>>57733
check if I still have trap ready

No.57738

>>57729
"Stay away from me. I'm not joking."

>>57730
"I don't know, you seemed like an expert on that field earlier today."

>>57733
"Shut. Up."

Start walking down the hallway.

"I get the feeling there will be battle soon. I can feel it in my guts and blood."

No.57739

>>57738
"You think we will finally run into that vampire?"

No.57740

>>57738
"More like the only thing that makes you feel is guts and blood…"

No.57741

>>57737
No
>>57735
>>57736
>>57738
The double doors swing open to reveal a square room, it's rather unremarkable; there are a couple of stone benches on the sides of the room, some statue in the middle and about 4 bloodstained corpses on the ground.
There are two ways out of the room, in addition to the doors you came in through. One door is open, one is not.
>>57738
Merry pouts and walks to Card Trick
"Is she always like this?"

No.57742

>>57738
"Someone needs a cuddle again, don't they?"
>>57740
"PFFFT"
I crack up laughing.

Oh, and I also pocket the lock with key and follow the rest of the party.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.57743

>>57741
best put my guard up then
trap

Rolled 3 = 3

No.57744

>>57741
"For as long as I've known her. It's really sad because I'm sure she's a nice enough pony under all that ice."

No.57745

>>57739
"If the craven dog has the guts for it. I don't blame him for hiding, I intend to destroy him to the bone after all."

>>57740
"An excellent observation, Trickster."

>>57741
Inspect the room a bit closer to make sure we aren't missing anything

>>57742
"Shut your mouth dog."

Rolled 6 = 6

No.57746

>>57741

Inspect the bodies.

Rolled 8 = 8

No.57747

>>57741
I check behind the open door. Anything?
>>57745
"What's that, cuddleslut?"

Rolled 2 = 2

No.57748

>>57745
"Ali, not 'dog', good paladin"

No.57750

>>57747
Ignore her 'comeback'.

>>57748
"You should mind your own business. Now if you're all done complaining and trying to talk down on me, we've got things to kill. Focus and pay attention, lest you want to get surprised and killed."

No.57751

>>57743
Okay, it's ready
I still don't what kind of a trap it is
>>57745
The statue's snout drops off, scaring you.
>>57746
They were Zombies when killed, most of them have been bashed with a blunt object.
>>57747
It's a large tomb, with dozens of corpses lining the alcoves on the walls. There are hoof prints in the dust and another door at the end. Something's crawling on the ground.

No.57752

>>57741
Go annoy the corpses to see if they react.
"What's meaty, hard and makes ladies scream? Rigor mortis!"
"Why are skeletons never teachers? Because they are all boneheads!"
"Why did the dead guy cross the road? To go to the other side!"

Rolled 7 = 7

No.57753

>>57751
Barge into the room behind the closed door, ready for battle

Rolled 6 = 6

No.57754

>>57751
Cast detec evil.

Rolled 8 = 8

No.57755

>>57751
A crawling thing?
I ready a knife and try to get a better look at it.

Rolled 5 = 5

No.57756

>>57750
"Oh please, you underestimate me. You could stab me while I was sleeping and I'd be ready for it."
>>57751
It's a special combat move that is very effective, but so hard to pull off I need to go through a bunch of motions to set it up for later use.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.57757

>>57751
I listen to the jokes Fourtunes is telling.

No.57759

>>57753
It's a coffin storage room. Some of the lids have had handles installed so they can be used as makeshift shields.
>>57754
It's evil alright.
>>57755
As you get closer, you see it's a ghoul whose legs have been smashed to smithereens. It is dragging itself around with it's forehooves.
It has noticed you, and turned to face you.
>>57752
The bodies remain still.
A worm crawls out of one's eye socket.

No.57760

>>57756
"I see no reason to try and kill you at this point."

>>57759
Look inside the coffins for anything notable

Rolled 5 = 5

No.57761

>>57759
Oh.
Well fuck, that's less exciting than what I was hoping for.
I throw a knife at it.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.57762

>>57759
I bash the ghoul's head in with my mace.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.57763

>>57759
Get ready something evil is lurking.

No.57764

>>57759
"Wow. Tough crowd tonight."
Turn for the door the others barged into
"Oh ok one more - why was the necromancer so good at video games? Because he had mad skulls!"
Bow to the worm and go see what the others are up to

Rolled 8 = 8

No.57766

>>57764
Whats a video game?

No.57767

>>57760
As you open one of the coffins,a swarm of bats quickly assaults you and then escapes out into the dark city. Roll to see if they managed to scar you.
>>57761
You nail it's head to the ground with a knife before it even has a chance to say "braaaainssss"
>>57762
You barge into the room, but the ghoul is already dead
>>57764
The room is pretty unremarkable, but you can hear some sounds of fighting from a few rooms ahead.

No.57768

>>57767
"Come on, let's go!"
I rush ahead to where the fighting is happening.

No.57771

>>57768
Follow him.

No.57772

>>57767
"ACK!"

Swing wildly around with my hooves

Rolled 6 = 6

No.57773

>>57766
shrug
"Something Pinkie mentioned a long time ago"
>>57767
Go pick up the worm and put it on my shoulder
It can be my friend on this perilous journey
Also, see if I can find a small flask, jar, or bottle

Rolled 1 = 1

No.57774

>>57767
I check out the room. Anything besides dead things?
Anything valuable, in particular?

No.57775

>>57774
…and I should probably roll for that.

Rolled 4 = 4

No.57776

>>57773
>Cloudy Flair
>Earth pony (m)
>Special talent: can't remember anyone's name

No.57777

>>57768
You rush past a room, and two to see where the fight is happening, only to run straight into a thick, wooden door that doesn't seem to budge.
>>57771
You follow suit.
>>57772
It hurts a bit, but your beautiful features remain unscratched.
>>57773
You squish the worm with your hooves. Not very dexterous of you.
>>57775
Some of the dead are wearing once-ornate armour, but currently, only rust and mold remain.

No.57779

>>57777
Ali can you open this door?

No.57780

>>57777
I try to open the door.

Rolled 8 = 8

No.57782

>>57777
Aww, really?
I give the room one last once over and head out to meet up with the rest of the party.
>>57772
"The fuck you so spooked about?""

Rolled 3 = 3

No.57783

>>57777
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
Fall to my knees and curse at the heavens for another smile forever lost to this world

Then try to find that jar/bottle/flask again

Rolled 1 = 1

No.57785

No.57787

>>57783
AND PUT MY NAME BACK ON

No.57791

>>57782
I can't hear you, I'm in a different room

>>57777
Is there anything notable in here? Anything at all? Bodies? Objects?

Rolled 6 = 6

No.57817

>>57791
A corpse with it's forehooves crossed in one of the coffins. He's Badly decayed.
>>57783
You find some pieces of glass arranged to read FCK U
You cut your hoof in one of them
>>57780
Something slams against the door on the other side, making you stumble and fall on your flank.

No.57821

>>57817
"FUCKDAMNIT"
Go show it to the cleric
This plan was stupid anyway

No.57824

>>57821
Ouch that looks bad.
Cast heal.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.57826

>>57817
Stab with my silver dagger in it's eye, then leave to find the others

Rolled 4 = 4

No.57827

>>57824
"Thank ya kindly"
Flash a likable smile

Rolled 5 = 5

No.57830

>>57827
Thats my job!

Ali can you open the door with your rogue powers?

No.57831

>>57824
'tis but a flesh wound, it's easily healed.
>>57826
You successfully desecrate the corpse.
>>57827
Your smile is friendly, but distant
Like your heart wasn't in it

No.57832

>>57830
"Yeah, make yourself useful dog."

No.57834

>>57832
"I agree with pony, please try unlocking the door, Ali"

Rolled 1 = 1

No.57840

>>57832
"Eat a dick."
>>57830
>>57834
I guess I try and lockpick the door.

Rolled 8 = 8

No.57846

>>57840
You deftly pick the lock on the door.
Merry speaks up
"I can go in first!"

No.57848

>>57846
"No no, please, allow me."
Try to look like a reliable scout / front guy / hero

Rolled 2 = 2

No.57849

>>57846
Shove him aside

"Out of my way knave."

Draw my sword and barge in.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.57855

>>57846
>>57848
>>57849
Thank you Ali.
Follow the group.

No.57856

>>57849
Inside is a large round room. In the middle a character clad in a white robe wielding a sword is fighting a giant bat-like creature.
Merry peeks in from the door
"That's the abbot! We must help him!"
He starts going through his scrolls.
The bat, whose coat is gray and his wings tattered and torn is just about to plunge against the pony.

>>57848
You hide in the shadows. You are now hidden.

No.57859

>>57856
Go away bat!
Try to scare him with my spear.
Campfire are you here'

Rolled 5 = 5

No.57860

>>57856
I rush in and try to throw a knife at the bat.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.57861

>>57856
"REPENT FOUL BEAST!"

Shoot the bat with my pistol

Rolled 6 = 6

No.57862

>>57856
Casually stroll in, giving the entire room the finger with both my wings, singing a merry tune.
"~This day has been just perfect
I'd call some part bad, but I just can't
Every single thing
Microscopic little thing
Has gone as planned~"

Rolled 8 = 8

No.57868

>>57860
Hitting something from the move is pretty hard, and you miss by a mile.
>>57859
The bat glances at you for a second, before continuing it's plunge
>>57861
Until Neith surprises it by hitting it's side with her pistol.
The bat crashes to the ground, sending dust and pieces of masonry flying in the air. The pone turns to you, surprised.
>>57862
You make your entry, singing perfectly in-tune.

No.57871

>>57868
Help the abbot
Are you ok mister?

No.57874

>>57868
Balls.
I check out the room. Anything?

Rolled 6 = 6

No.57877

>>57874
Well, the bat isn't dead for starters.
>>57871
He points his sword at you
"Stay back, foul creature!"

No.57878

>>57877
Im not a foul creature! Im a holy pony like you.

No.57880

>>57877
Oh.
I walk over and stab it.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.57881

>>57877
Blast the bat with holy fury

"STAY DOWN BEAST, I CAST THEE INTO THE ABYSS!"

No.57883

>>57880
It slaps you aside with it's wing like a ragdoll.
It's very much alive and doing well.
>>57881
Waiting for roll
>>57878
"I know your tricks now! You won't fool me twice!"

No.57884

>>57883
"Let me guess - you met a vampire?"

No.57887

>>57883
>Point at the Merry
Ask you friend we save him and the matriarch send us.

No.57888

>>57883
"SON OF A BITCH!"
I get back up and try to stab it again.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.57889

>>57887
"Who? What are you talking about?! There's no one there!"
Merry has disappeared.
>>57884
The bat taps you on the shoulder.
As you turn around, you get the same treatment as Ali.
>>57888
As it's slapping Fourtunes around, you stab at his back. He starts trashing around. Roll to not get thrown off his back.

No.57891

>>57889
I'm gonna ride it like a fucking bull!

Rolled 7 = 7

No.57892

>>57883

Fucking extension

Rolled 5 = 5

No.57894

>>57889
He… He was here a minute ago…

No.57895

>>57889
I was prepared for such an attack, thanks to my earlier prep time.
I jab my cane into the bat, rendering it helpless as I spring my trap.

No.57896

>>57891
You stab at it again, again, again and again.
The bat takes to the air. It's too much for you, and you fall off.
The bat is hovering above the party, surveying the situation.
>>57892
You spit at the bat.
>>57894
Abbot ignores you as he goes back to pointing his sword at the beast.

No.57898

>>57896
Blast it! Kill it! WIPE IT FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH!

Rolled 4 = 4

No.57899

>>57896
Attack the bat.

Rolled 5 = 5

No.57900

>>57898
Your spit falls back on your face.

No.57905

>>57896
Son of a fucking bitch!
I throw knives at it! I want it dead!

Rolled 3 = 3

No.57907

>>57900
That's it! I'm taking out THE WHIP on him!

"YOU WILL MOURN THE DAY YOU WERE BORN!"

Rolled 7 = 7

No.57910

Unsure if my old trap worked or not, I go through the motions again and prepare a new parry trap on myself, if indeed lost the previous one.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.57914

>>57905
The bat dodges your knife, and plunges towards you, with it's fangs bared. Better dodge.
>>57899
You can't reach it.
>>57907
As the bat dives down, you slash at it a few times. You aren't sure if it did anything, as it doesn't seem bothered.
>>57910
It's ready.

No.57916

>>57914
Grit my teeth.

"Die already!"

Use Blast!

Rolled 5 = 5

No.57917

>>57914
Try to pull him down with magic.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.57918

>>57917
You accelerate it's fall. -1 to Ali's dodge roll.

No.57919

>>57914
Leap in front of Ali to intercept the bat with my readied trap, doing a ballerina pose as I do

Rolled 1 = 1

No.57924

>>57914
I smash the created with my blessed mace.

Rolled 1 = 1

No.57925

>>57924
Reroll.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.57929

>>57914
I'M DODGING I'M DODGING

Rolled 7 = 7

No.57931

>>57925
Err, minus one to that.

No.57937

>>57929
>>57919
Ali shoves Fourtunes in the bat's way, as it crashes on him.
Fourtunes is helpless.
>>57916
You spit again.
The bat gets up from the ground and faces you, screaming.
>>57925
You manage to hit the bat, which staggers a bit, allowing the Abbot to charge.

No.57939

>>57937
"I BET YOU SCREAM LIKE THAT TO ALL THE MARES! DIE!"

BLAST!

Rolled 4 = 4

No.57941

>>57937
"I take it back. This day is the worst day of all time."
Try to get up

Rolled 7 = 7

No.57945

>>57937
I hold up my blessed mace and try to Terrify the creature with the laughter and partyness that Pinkie Pie has imbued it with.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.57946

>>57937
"Eh, sorry Fortunes! No hard feelings… right?"
I try to jump back on the bat and stab it.

Rolled 5 = 5

No.57947

>>57937
Attack the bat.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.57951

>>57946
"We can kiss and make up later. Right now we have a bat and a turncoat vampire to kill"

No.57958

>>57939
There's a poof, and a rabbit starts jumping around.
The bat swings it's wing at you. Roll to not get stunned.
>>57941
You jump on your hooves.
>>57946
You jump, and miss, but just barely.
You sink your knife in it's feet instead.
>>57947
You stumble and drop your spear.

The abbot slashes one of the bat's wings off. It can no longer fly.

No.57961

>>57958
Pick my spear and attack the bat.

Rolled 5 = 5

No.57962

>>57958
I cheap shot the bat creature.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.57964

>>57958
I stab it.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.57965

>>57958
"Ack! Not again!"

Rolled 5 = 5

No.57968

>>57958
"Aha, I knew it was but a scratch!"
Attack the bat. This has gone on for long enough.

Rolled 7, 10 = 17

No.57980

>>57961
You pick up your spear, but miss the huge bat.
>>57962
You quickly draw your pistol, and deliver an accurate shot to it's side. The creature staggers, but quickly regains it's footing.
>>57965
It dives forward for your neck, but >>57964 drives her dagger through it's eye. The creature screams and jumps on a beam protruding from the ceiling.
>>57968
You throw your cane through the bat, sending blood gushing from the wound. The bat slumps, and the cane falls back to your hoof.

The abbot sits down, but doesn't lower his sword.
"Stay back…I can still fight!"
His breathing is clearly labored.

No.57984

>>57980
Please we are here to help, I can heal your wounds.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.57985

>>57980
Charge and sink my silver dagger in the bat

Rolled 9 = 9

No.57986

>>57980
Rolling to spot Merry.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.57989

>>57980
"So can we all. Just calm down."
>>57986
Go help him with the search

Rolled 7 = 7

No.57995

>>57980
"Shut the fuck up. We're here to help."
Roll to get him to shut up.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.57996

>>57989
>>57986
He's nowhere to be seen - there are some new bloodstains on the doorway though
>>57985
You hop under the bat and yell curses at it.
The body falls to the ground.
>>57984
"No…I won't fall to your tricks again…knave!"
The abbot falls to the ground, exhausted and probably wounded.

No.57997

>>57996
Please let me help you.
Cast heal.

Rolled 5 = 5

No.57999

>>57996
I inspect the bloodstains.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.58001

>>57986
>>57989
"I told you not to trust that monk."

>>57996
Hit him on the head with the handle of my sword and knock him unconscious

Rolled 6 = 6

No.58009

>>57997
You heal the abbot. He rises to his hooves.
"T-thank you, who ar-"
>>58001
His sword quickly parries your blow as he backs off again
"NO! STAY BACK YOU FILTHY CREATURES!"

>>57999
they're fresh, but don't lead anywhere.

The bat is still wheezing.

No.58010

>>58009
"Inquisitor stop being an ass to every living thing we meet and help me find Merry before something terrible happens!"
I shine my torch at the ceiling above me. What do I see?

Rolled 4 = 4

No.58011

>>58001
Whats wrong with you idiot!

>>58009
Im sorry sir ignore our friend.

Rolled 5 = 5

No.58014

>>58009
"Oh for fucks sake! Cuddleslut, can you please stop being a massive bitch for five seconds while we try and figure out what the fuck is going on here?"
I walk over and stab the bat to death.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.58017

>>58001
>>58009
Cheap shot the inquisitor.
Automatic hit since we are not in combat against eachother
"Inquisitor, you are really hoofing the line of what is appropriate."

No.58018

>>58009
Ignore the crying and complaining from rest of the party.

"Shut your mouth idiot. We just saved you. What's going on here? What happened? Do you know somepony called Merry?"

Rolled 6 + 1 = 7

No.58021

>>58017
Get back up

Rolled 6 = 6

No.58022

>>58021
Give a stern, disapproving look totally unfitting my usual cheery outlook.

No.58024

>>58022
Ignore the clown and continue to interrogate the Abbot.

No.58025

>>58011
He slumps on his back.
"This is just too much…"
>>58018
"Are you blind? I just killed the vampire!"
He's silent for a while.
"Merry…he was my scribe. Told him to leave the ruins."

>>58014
Stab stab stabby stab. The creature stops moving completely.

No.58026

>>58025
He didnt bite you right?

Rolled 6 = 6

No.58027

>>58024
"We'll talk about this later."
>>58025
"That looks like a bat to me, not a vampire."
Inspect the room in the mean time. Try to find clues about anything at all.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.58028

>>58025
I try inspecting the ceiling again.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.58029

>>58025
"Where did they come from? How many are there? How many have you killed? What is their goal aside from feasting on the living? Do they have any notable powers? How many of your own died? Why do you think we're vampires?"

Rolled 8 = 8

No.58040

>>58027
>>58029
"It could change it's form! It tried to fool me, I almost fell for it! Never again!"
He's silent for a while
"It had some relics in it's lair! We must go rescue them and get to the monastery!"
>>58028
It's domed and has pictures of ponies on it. Some bats are flying up there too.

No.58044

>>58040
Yes, we should.
Cast detect evil on the abbot.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.58045

>>58040
How big are the bloodstains? Do they look like the pony they came from died?

Rolled 1 = 1

No.58046

>>58040
"Well the fuck are we waiting for? We're wasting time just standing around, let's get a move on."

No.58047

>>58040
"Why didn't you tell sooner!? Lead us to the lair! Quick now!"

Rolled 7 = 7

No.58060

>>58044
He appears legit.
>>58045
In hindsight, it might just be tomato sauce.
>>58047
>>58046
The Abbot hops on his legs.
"Come, this way!"
He opens a door, behind which are some stairs.
He quickly disappears down them.

No.58063

>>58060
Follow him down

No.58067

>>58060
"Did you say something about tomato sauce?"

No.58068

>>58060
Ok lets go.

No.58069

>>58060
I follow him.

No.58073

>>58060
"I think Merry was full of tomato sauce instead of blood. We must get to the bottom of this mystery."
I follow the abbot down the stairs.

No.58076

>>58073
Full of sauce?! Maybe thats why he dissapered.

No.58077

>>58076
"Perhaps these aren't vampire after all, but pony-shaped giant tomato leeches instead."

No.58078

>>58063
>>58068
>>58069
>>58073
It's another hallway full of doors. The abbot storms past most of them.

No.58079

>>58078
I keep following him.
"What's past these doors?"

No.58081

>>58077
Pony shaped leeches?

>>58078
Follow him.

No.58083

>>58078
Inspect every single one of them.
Cautiously and silently.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.58086

>>58079
"Jails, storage rooms, tombs."
>>58083
You see jails, storage rooms, and tombs, most of them empty or too dark to see in.
>>58081
He leads the party to a narrow bridge, only two ponies wide.
A party of Ghouls blocks your way. There are maybe 15 of them.
The abbot doesn't stop to think, instead rushing in and dropping 3 of them off to the darkness below with one swoop of his blade.

No.58092

>>58086
Blast them Jonnhy, blast them all!

Rolled 1 + 1 = 2

No.58094

>>58086
Stay behind.

No.58095

>>58081
"Giant leaches shaped like ponies. Horrible creatures"

>>58086
I stay back and shoot at one with one pistol while reloading the other.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.58096

>>58086
Might as well join him!
I swipe at some of them.

Rolled 1 = 1

No.58097

>>58095
Are you saying you fught giant leaches shaped like ponies?

No.58100

>>58092
You jump straight off the bridge, and only barely manage to hang on the ledge with your hooves.
>>58096
You're quickly joined by Ali, who grabs a hold of your tail.
>>58095
You hit one in the head, splattering it's brains on top of a few others, who go to frenzy.

the abbot bucks one off the bridge, and slashes one's head off.

No.58102

"I can't even leave you be for one minute, can I?"
Go help them fight

Rolled 5 = 5

No.58103

>>58100
Oh jeez.
Try to levitate Ali.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.58104

>>58097
"No, just the ones that eat tomatoes. I've heard stories from ponies that fought blood eating ones though."

I shoot another one.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.58105

>>58102
>>58100
You only barely manage to dodge the abbot as he occupies most of the bridge.

No.58108

>>58100
Groan in pain

"Let go!"

Try to kick her away

"I'll catch you! Just get off my damn tail!"

Rolled 9 = 9

No.58111

>>58104
Huh ok.

No.58112

>>58100
"FUUUUUUUUCK"
I try to climb back up.

Rolled 4 = 4

No.58121

>>58112
"Here, let me help you up"
Try to help

Rolled 5 = 5

No.58127

>>58108
You wriggle furiously, which almost causes you to lose your grip. Better not do that.
>>58112
Despite Neith's best efforts,and with Fourtunes's help, you manage to grab a hold of her shoulders and neck. You're now hugging her.
>>58103
You're of no help to her.
>>58104
You fire with deadly accuracy, killing two ghouls with one shot.

The abbot slices a ghoul in half, scaring a few of them off the bridge in the progress.

No.58129

>>58127
I shoot again.

Rolled 5 = 5

No.58132

>>58127
Hnnnnnng!
Try to levitate her again.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.58134

>>58127
"GET OFF OF ME!"

Let go of the ledge, petrified once more at the close contact

Rolled 5 = 5

No.58137

>>58134
"FOR FUCKS SAKE NEITH!"
I grab hold of her tighter with one arm and grab the ledge with the other.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.58142

>>58137
"Damnit Inquisitor!"
Pull Ali up

Rolled 4 = 4

No.58143

>>58129
Your shot misses, but ricochets off the ground and hit's a ghoul's knee.
>>58132
>>58137
>>58142
You manage to get Ali and Neith back up to the bridge, despite Neith letting go.
>>58134
Your coat feel slightly damp after the contact.

The abbot swings his sword in a wide arc, cutting down the rest of the ghouls.
"Are you ready to continue?"

No.58145

>>58143
Try to move and get back to my senses, being petrified and all

Rolled 1 = 1

No.58146

>>58143
"Yes. Ali, Neith, are you two alright?"

No.58147

>>58143
Give us a minute our friends almost die.

No.58149

>>58143
I totally don't hug her just that little bit tight in relief after we both got pulled up and try to retreat into the shadows.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.58150

>>58145
You fall unconscious for d6 turns, dreaming of cuddling
How you take these dreams is up to you
>>58146
Someone should pick the inquisitor up.
>>58147
"There's no time to lose! We must hurry before the relics are tainted by the vampire's lair!"

No.58152

>>58150
I pick her up, I am an earth pony after all.
"Let's go."

No.58153

>>58150
Rolling to make that 5d turns

Or to just not whimper during these cuddle nightmares

Rolled 9 = 9

No.58154

>>58149
Oh, scratch the second part. Didn't notice combat was over.

No.58156

>>58150
Sit on the inquisitor
Maybe she is a comfy bench.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.58158

>>58150
Fine.

>>58152
Let me carry her you have to fight in case something happens.

No.58159

>>58158
"She's heavy than she looks, but if you think you can handle it that's fine."
I give Neith to Aurelia.

No.58161

>>58159
Ok let me try.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.58162

>>58156
You feel inebriated and miss, instead just sitting on cold ground.
>>58153
4 turns.
The dreams are kinda nice actually
>>58161
You collapse under the weight.

The Abbot taps his hoof.

No.58164

>>58161
"Oh for fucks sake, just give her to me and I'll carry her!"

No.58166

>>58162
Ok one more tim…

>>58164
Thank you.

No.58167

>>58162
I pick her up off Aurelia and put her back on my back.

>>58164
"I got her, let's get moving."

No.58168

>>58162
"This just isn't my day"
>>58164
Help the dog carry her

Rolled 4 = 4

No.58170

Who is carrying her?

No.58171

>>58170
Ali I think.

No.58172

THE PARTY MOVES ON WITH THE INQUISITOR IN TOW
ALI CARRIES NEITH ON HER SHOULDERS, HER DIAMOND DOG PHYSIQUE ALLOWING IT WITH EASE
SHE WILL WAKE UP IN 3 TURNS

You are in front of a large stone door. You can hear violins playing on the other side of it.
There's no visible lock, nor does the door pudge.

No.58174

>>58172
"How do we get in? Are these regular vampires or laughing vampires?"

No.58176

>>58172
"Oh good. I like violins."

No.58177

>>58172
Can you open the door Abbot?

No.58178

>>58172
Can I dig under it?

No.58179

>>58178
Digging through the stone slabs on the ground might dent your nails, but you can try.
(DC8)
>>58177
>>58174
"I don't know how to open it from this side, the other side had a lever."

No.58181

>>58179
"How do we kill it? Just attack with blessed and silver weapons?"

No.58182

>>58179
Worth a try.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.58184

>>58179
Can I open the door from this side with magic?

No.58185

>>58182
"Impressive, friend Ali. MOST impressive."

No.58187

>>58181
"It's dead, we left it in the domed room! We must only retrieve the relics and leave!"
>>58182
You dig a new hallway under the door, disarming a dozen traps on your way with ease. On the other side are seven zombies playing classical music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRpzxKsSEZg
on a pedestal. An ornate crown rests on a table along with dozen papers. A few very expensive looking padded caskets line one of the walls.

No.58189

>>58187
I look to see if I can spot any other dangers.

Rolled 8 = 8

No.58196

>>58189
The throne has a Whoopee cushion for padding.

Neith wakes up, still being carried by Ali.

No.58197

>>58187
Observe the room, check if there is anything that could be used to smash the undead easily, like a pillar or chandelier

Rolled 5 = 5

No.58198

>>58196
I inspect the coffin.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.58201

>>58196
Oh right, next to the pedestal and the table is a stone throne
>>58198
It's got silken bedsheets in it. A tag reads something in a foreign language.

No.58205

>>58201
"Something's wrong here. We've found two vampire coffins but only one vampire."

No.58207

>>58196
I yelp in surprise and struggle free.

"WHAT?"

Rolled 4 = 4

No.58213

>>58207
The abbot walks up to you
"I have something I can only tell to a fellow member of the faith, follow me."
He walks to a corner, further away from the others.

No.58215

>>58207
"Are you alright Neith? You passed out."

No.58216

>>58215
"I'M FINE. JUST STAY AWAY."

>>58213
Follow him, confused.

"What is it?"

No.58220

>>58213
>>58216
Rolling for subtle eavesdropping

Rolled 10 = 10

No.58224

>>58216
"I haven't been exactly honest with you…"
He suddenly opens his mouth, revealing a pair of fangs, and lunges for your throat. Try to stop him, -1 because he totally had you.
>>58220
Subtle as shit, you can see everything while the others are busy watching the zombie band.

No.58225

>>58215
What are they doing?

No.58230

>>58224
Alert the others, like a hero
"THE ABBOT IS A VAMPIRE! TO ARMS!"
Charge in to protect the Inquisitor, with my trap still being armed

Rolled 1 = 1

No.58231

>>58224
"WHAT!?"

DODGE!

Rolled 10 - 1 = 9

No.58235

>>58224
"What?"
Rolling to use Terrify on the vampire abbot.

Rolled 1 = 1

No.58238

>>58230
This is not funny Fourtunes, he is a holy man.

No.58242

>>58230
"THE INQUISITOR IS A VAMPIRE, WE MUST HELP THE ABBOT!"
You disarm your trap and run out of the room, screaming
>>58231
You manage to slap him, which distracts him enough for you to get to a safer distance.
"Eheh, that almost worked."
He taps his hooves and a pair of huge ghouls drag Merry's body in.

>>58235
>>58238
>you are busy looking everywhere but there

No.58245

>>58242
Do we see any of this yet?
How did we not hear or see the ghouls that killed Merry when he was right there with us?

No.58246

>>58242
Continue running and screaming
See if I can run and scream out of the catacombs anywhere nearby

Rolled 9 = 9

No.58249

>>58245
You-
I-
Disregard that last line
>>58242
>eheh, that almost worked
He then backs off and acts surprised
"When did they get you?!"
He hides his fangs.
>>58246
You run all the way back to where you entered the catacombs.

No.58250

>>58249
Awesome
Is it night or day out here?

Rolled 9 = 9

No.58251

>>58246
"Craven clown…"

>>58249
Draw my sword

"I will destroy you, foul beast!"

Rolled 4 = 4

No.58252

>>58249
Wait is Merry here at all or not?
Meow I'm confizzled.

No.58254

>>58252
Not yet

No.58255

>>58250
It's evening.
>>58251
The abbot parries your blows with ease, and lunges at you with his sword, making a cut in your leather vest
"There are cures for vampirism you know, you don't have to kill us!"

No.58256

>>58255
"What in Pinkie's name is going on?"

No.58257

>>58255
"What!? I'M NOT A VAMPIRE! DIE!"

Stab him!

Rolled 8 = 8

No.58259

>>58255
Why Neith?

No.58260

>>58255
Damn. See if I can put some daylight in a bag and carry it back inside with me.
Then run back to the others.
Keep screaming the entire time. This is imperative.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.58262

>>58257
"Neith, stop that!"
I try to restrain her and figure out what the fuck is going on.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.58263

>>58259
"He's a vampire, you idiot! DESTROY HIM!"

No.58265

>>58263
"Didn't he just say there was a cure?"
I have to go for a bit. Dawn can pilot my character.

No.58266

>>58257
Blood gushes out and the abbot fakes pain
"It seems we have no option but to restrain you!"
He attempts to headbutt you.
>>58260
You put the light in the bag, but on your way trip and the light escapes the bag. You do keep screaming though.
>>58262
Neith's impressive combat moves keep you from getting close.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.58268

>>58266
He pushes Neith to the ground, supressing her
"Quickly you! Bring some rope so we can tie her!"
-2 to anything you try next turn.

No.58270

>>58266
Go get more light
Then try screamrunning back again
This plan is genius and pinkie knows it

Rolled 3 = 3

No.58271

>>58268
>"Quickly you! Bring some rope so we can tie her!"
That was aimed at the rest of the party.

No.58273

>>58268
Stab the abbot with me spear.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.58274

>>58268
Sink my silver dagger in his throat

"YOU ENJOY THAT TASTE, VAMPIRE?"

Rolled 9 - 2 = 7

No.58276

>>58270
Again, you stumble
This time you drop the bag off the bridge, and it was your only bag.
>>58274
"Ack! That smarts! You can see the edges of the wound are burned."
The vampire releases you and backs off, removing the dagger from his throat.
"But you'll need something stronger than that to take me down!"
>>58273
"It seems the charade is over!"
"The Abbot" sheds his white robe and gear, revealing a much more stylish suit under it, completed with a black cloak.
His coat and mane are pale pink, his eyes red. He makes no effort to hide his fangs anymore either.
"My name is Von Vlad. You're about to become a part of my vampire family!"
He draws a rapier and assumes a defensive pose.
-1 to melee attacks against him.

No.58280

>>58276
"Well shit. That light could have destroyed the vampire with ease."
Walk back to the others. Keep screaming.

Rolled 1 = 1

No.58282

>>58276
"FAMILY? CONSIDER ME A KINSLAYER THEN!"

Use Blast!

Rolled 10 - 1 = 9

No.58285

>>58276
I back off and throw my silver daggers at him.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.58287

>>58276
Card trick attack him with his blessed hammer.

Rolled 8 - 1 = 7

No.58301

>>58285
His rapier easily deflects the dagger, despite your perfect throw.
"Didn't I tell you such small weapons are useless? I should feel insulted!"
>>58287
He barely dodges.
"Now that's what I call a weapon!"
>>58282
It hits him directly on the chest, sending him staggering.
"Tougher than I expected, you'll make a fine addition to my brood!"

He spins around and releases a huge swarm of bats from under his cape. Roll to dodge.

No.58304

>>58301
Dodge out of the way

Rolled 1 = 1

No.58305

>>58301
Rolling for me and Card.

Rolled 6, 8 = 14

No.58312

>>58305
You duck and the bats fly past you and out of the room harmlessly.
>>58304
You, however were closer to him than the others and get the full power of the attack, which feels like dozens of sharp knives clawing at you. They send you to the ground, where you slump, helpless.
The Vampire lunges at you again, going for your throat with his teeth bared.
You can feel something on your neck.
>>58280
Your voice dies out, and you can only cough. No speaking for you for the rest of this session.

No.58317

>>58312
Shove him away!

Did he just bite me?

Rolled 6 = 6

No.58318

>>58312
Cast heal on Neith.

Card attack the vampire again.

Rolled 7, 7 = 14

No.58322

>>58312
Increase pace to a sprint and flap my wings like an idiot instead
I really should be back there by now

Rolled 2 = 2

No.58326

>>58322
You stumble into the room.
>>58317
You feel lightheaded, rising up from the ground is hard. Putting a hoof to your neck you can feel something warm and moist on it.
You can hear a voice in your head. "Only a matter of time now…"
>>58318
You shut the wound on her neck, and Card causes the vampire to exercise his agility again.

No.58328

>>58326
I try to Terrify the vampire.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.58329

>>58326
"W-what!? WHAT DID YOU DO!"

BLAST!

Rolled 3 = 3

No.58330

>>58326
Attack the vampire with my silver spear.

Rolled 4 = 4

No.58332

>>58326
Prepare a trap
It looks like they already know whatever I could've told them

Rolled 10 = 10

No.58340

>>58328
He seems slightly taken aback.
"Such language from a young gent like you!"
+1 to your next action against him.
>>58329
Your swing has the power of a puffy pillow.
The vampire pushes you to the ground.
"Now, now, dear, That's not proper behavior for a true noble!"
>>58330
The vampire eyes your spear with caution
"Seems you finally took my advice, but spear isn't the best weapon at these confined spaces!"
He graps hold of it, pulls him next to you and tries to bite you too.
>>58332
You prepare yourself like you've never before prepared. You can hear a bubbly voice in your head too
"It's been too long, Fourtunes! Looks like you could use some help!"
Your weapon shines with pink glow.

No.58343

>>58340
I have this for a reason!
Stab him with one of my daggers.

Rolled 5 = 5

No.58344

>>58340
"OH FUCK NO YOU DON'T!"
I smash his mouth with my mace.

Rolled 4 + 1 = 5

No.58345

>>58340
Shoot him in the face with my pistol!

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!?"

Rolled 1 = 1

No.58346

>>58340
Sorry for dropping out like that, power outage.
I try to slink off and hide in the shadows.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.58348

>>58340
WEAPONS: ON
WILL TO LIVE: ON
FIRE IN MY HEART: ON
VOICE: OFF
Go time. Go time like fuck.
It's good to be back.

Is the band still playing?
If so, go see if I can make them play something more appropriate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

If not, cheap shot the vampire

Rolled 4 = 4

No.58353

>>58343
>>58344
You both hit him at the same time, the vampire only managing to scrape Aurelia, not even drawing blood.
He backs off.
>>58345
You notice you're not able to raise your pistol against the vampire.
"Oh my, such a feisty invidual, you should have passed out by now."
>>58346
You are so well hidden you gain +2 to anything you might try to do next, and no one will be able to see it.
>>58348
Despite you replacing the note sheets in front of the Zombies, they keep playing their own music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DNGMoMNLRY
You miss, the vampire stabs at you, and your trap activates;
Your weapons glow with intense pink light, and you pierce the vampire's chest, who screams in agony
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO?!"
He slumps on the ground, and taps his hooves.
A ghastly looking Merry and two large ghouls saunter in the room.

No.58355

>>58353
"You're going to pay for all the foul stuff you've done."
I continue attacking him with my mace.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.58359

>>58353
Stab him with my silver spear.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.58361

>>58353
Go on a hunch and poke Neith in the neck with my blessed cane.
Then prepare another trap. I would hate to have an accident now that I've made progress in life.

Rolled 1 = 1

No.58363

>>58353
I leap out of the shadows and backstab one of the ghouls, then try and hide again.

Rolled 1 + 2 = 3

No.58365

>>58353
Try to fight back

"Damn you! CURSED BEAST!"

Rolled 2 = 2

No.58416

>>58355
He takes hit after hit, getting visibly injured by your masterful blows
"Damn! Damn you!"
>>58359
He deftly dodges your attacks again, and pushes you over, rushing for his throne
>>58363
You miss, leaving you out in the open between the three ghoulish figures.
>>58365
>>58361
The vampire seems to have lost it's connection with you, this coupled with Fourtunes's poking makes Neith pass out on the floor.
"She's gonna need help you know."
Hearing the voice disturb's Fourtunes's careful moves, and his rapier snaps in half.

No.58423

>>58416
"Get back here!"
I chase after him and try to break one of his legs with my mace.

Rolled 1 = 1

No.58424

>>58423
And here is my once per combat reroll.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.58426

>>58416
Uh…
Hi.
I stab the nearest ghoul! In the face!

Rolled 1 + 2 = 3

No.58427

>>58426
Err, whoops, left the +2 on. Sorry about that.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.58429

>>58416
Attack him again.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.58434

>>58424
You miss, and he reaches his throne, presses a button and disappears in a tunnel below it.
A growl from behind you attracts your attention.
It's Merry, who plunges at you with his sword, roll to dodge.
>>58426
>>58427
You barely dodge a huge hoof directed at your face, and you roll on the ground.
-1 to your next action.
>>58429
Unfortunately, Card Trick already let him escape.

No.58435

>>58434
Rolling to dodge.
"Aurelia, can you cure him?"

Rolled 8 = 8

No.58436

>>58434
>>58435
Cast cure on Merry.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.58442

>>58434
Grr…
I try to hightail it out of there and disappear into the shadows.

Rolled 2 + 1 = 3

No.58444

>>58435
You easily dodge his slow attack.
>>58436
He drops on the ground and stops moving.

No.58445

>>58442
…Right, it's +-1. I am gud with rolls today.

No.58446

>>58444
"Now get the rest of them!"
I run over to Neith.
"Neith? Are you alright? Speak to me!"

No.58447

>>58442
>1
You get slapped around like a bitch and you're thrown into the pit you yourself dug.
roll to see how much damage is inflicted.

No.58448

>>58447
;_;

Rolled 8 = 8

No.58449

>>58446
Try to regain consciousness

Rolled 6 = 6

No.58450

>>58416
"Oh this day just keeps getting worse…"
Reverse my grip on the half-rapier. For now, it will make a good enough knife to keep fighting. After all, it is still pinkie powered.
Chase after the vampire if I can.
If not, go assist Card Trick.

Rolled 5 = 5

No.58451

>>58444
Cast cure again.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.58454

>>58446
Her body trembles a bit and-
>>58449
Her eyes slowly open
>>58448
Thankfully it's just a mild concussion. You climb on your feet but feel shaky.
>>58450
You see the vampire crumbled the tunnel he ran off to, so you decide to check on Neith too, who's lying on the ground. You notice the two ghouls have set their attention to her.
>>58451
You don't see a change in Merry, until you touch him with your hoof.
His body crumbles to dust, leaving behind his satchel of scrolls and books.

No.58456

>>58454
Take the satchel and cast cure on Neith.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.58458

>>58454
"Neith? Say something. You got knocked out. How many hooves am I holding up?"

No.58459

>>58454
Grr…
I want fucking blood!
Tear those ghouls hearts out or whatever the fuck they have!

Rolled 3 = 3

No.58462

>>58454
Time to see if this shank is still worth holding on to
Attack the ghouls

Rolled 3, 9 = 12

No.58467

>>58458
"I… I feel dizzy. Like I got hit by a train… is the vampire dead? Did you kill him?"

>>58456
"Thank you Cleric."

Rolled 9 = 9

No.58468

>>58467
I think he poison you.

No.58470

>>58467
"He escaped."

No.58473

>>58459
You jump out of your hole and get immediately thrown back.
>>58462
You stab the shiv through one's eye, making it scream in pain. It's flailing around, if you can dodge it's flying hooves, it's easy to hit (1 and 2 are crit fails, 9 and 10 are crit successes for the duration of the flailing)
>>58467
>>58456
With the help of the cleric, you feel envigorated and get back on your feet.

No.58475

>>58473
Easy piecy.

Rolled 10, 5 = 15

No.58476

>>58473
"Glad to see you're alright."
I attack one of the ghouls.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.58479

>>58473
"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!"
I throw myself at him, knives in both hands. I am going to fucking kill this fucker!

Rolled 6 = 6

No.58483

>>58475
You pierce his other eye, and crush his skull with your cane.
>>58476
You manage to stagger one of the ghouls, as >>58479 jumps up from the pit and tears it's head apart

The room is now clear.

No.58485

>>58483
"Is everyone alright?"
I inspect the hole the vampire dived down.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.58486

>>58473
Pick up my silver dagger and put the blade against my body to see what happens.

>>58485
"I'M NOT ALRIGHT AS LONG AS THAT THING IS IN EXISTENCE! SHARPEN YOUR SWORDS AND MINDS! I'LL HUNT HIM DOWN TO THE GATES OF TARTARUS IF NEEDED"

Rolled 7 = 7

No.58487

>>58483
I stab it a few more times and spit on it. Fucker.
>>58485
"Now I fucking am."
I try to take a few deep breaths and calm myself.

Rolled 4 = 4

No.58488

>>58483
Try to explain via pantomime that Ali should try digging after the vampire

Rolled 8 = 8

No.58489

>>58486
Are you feeling ok? Do you want some bread?

No.58490

>>58485
It's barely large enough for a single pony. You can see pieces of metal supports in the stone wreckage.
>>58487
You spit on your own foot.
>>58488
[DC10]
>>58486
The blade feels lukewarm against your skin.

No.58492

>>58488
>>58490
Worth a shot I guess. I need something to vent all this fucking anger…

Rolled 2 = 2

No.58493

>>58490
"Ali, can you dig though here so we can get that vampire?"

No.58494

>>58492
You pummel at the rocks with your fists, but only manage to bloody up your knuckles.

No.58496

>>58490
He bit me. The vampire bit me.

I groan, letting my head sink in my hooves

I'm… I'm going to turn into a monster. A undead beast lusting for blood of the living. Shying even the Sun itself.

Roll to not lose my shit over these thoughts

Rolled 6 = 6

No.58497

>>58494

Roll to not explode in rage.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.58498

>>58494
Give her an encouraging pat on the back and try to help with the digging.
WHERE THERE IS A WALL WE WILL BREAK IT DOWN
WHERE THERE IS NO PATH, WE WILL MAKE ONE WITH OUR FORELIMBS

Rolled 10 = 10

No.58501

>>58496
"Are you okay? Passing out during a fight isn't anything to be ashamed of as long as it doesn't happen too often."

No.58503

>>58501
"Don't you understand Bard? I was just bitten by a vampire! Do you realize the implications of this?"

No.58504

>>58496
Neith?

No.58508

>>58503
"Well if we kill him won't that make you better?"

No.58509

>>58503
Yes you are going to change but he did say there is a cure.

No.58511

>>58496
He did mention a cure.
And you have friends here who are willing to help you.
All is not lost, and the sun doesn't abandon the faithful.
>>58497
You only barely manage to not hit the mute patting you on the back >>58498
There's meters upon meters of rock there, you'd need a digging specialist who isn't about to blast like a powder keg lit on fire
Speaking of kegs, Ali notices the keg of wine in Merry's bag

No.58516

>>58511
Im going to inspect the scrolls and books I take.

No.58520

>>58508
"Vampires do not work that way."

>>58509
"Cure… Right. There's another cure I have heard of as well. Let's just go kill that thing and get it over with."

No.58521

>>58511
It is but rocks, and rocks can be moved!
Stopping now will not bring us victory!
Try to move the rocks on my own. Perhaps showing some initiative will help ignite the hearts of my comrades.

Rolled 4 = 4

No.58522

>>58511
Some booze would be really nice right now…
I try to restrain myself.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.58524

>>58520
Im sure the matriarch will know.
Inspect the room looking for the relics.

No.58525

>>58522
It'll taste sweeter when you get out of there, of that you are sure.
>>58521
You hurt your hoof trying to move a boulder that's just too large for you.
>>58516
There's two scrolls of cure, three scrolls of heal and a scroll of magic bolt in there. Also a ledger of all the members of the temple, and the codex, which is locked with a clasp.
>>58524
There's a crown on the table, Ali is wearing the ring, and a suit of armour on one of the walls.

No.58527

>>58525
Disheartened, go see if I can convince the band to play something to cheer me up

Rolled 8 = 8

No.58528

>>58525
Ill take the crown.
Ali can you open this book?

No.58529

>>58528
"Sure."
I wipe the blood of of my knuckles and open the book for her.

No.58530

>>58529
>roll

No.58531

>>58525
I inspect the suit of armor. Can I wear it?

No.58533

>>58531
But I'm just gonna ruin it! ;_;

Rolled 1 = 1

No.58534

>>58527
Once I'm done with the band, go see if anyone has a spare sword, or a drink.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.58537

>>58534
Sword? Merry said something about a holy sword.

No.58538

>>58537
"Oh good, my voice is back. Well then. Sword. Sword sword sword. Where would I hide if I was a holy sword… hm hm hm…"
Spin around in place and point in a random direction, then look there.
Maybe it is there.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.58539

>>58534
the vampire dropped his rapier, and there's the keg of wine, enough to serve 4 ponies
>>58533
You snap your lockpick in two, and the front cover of the book turns transparent.
A picture of a very serious stall- mare looks at you. Under hi- her is a text:
You probably shouldn't be reading this book - High Matriarch Juliette the second of the holy convent of the stallion-faced mare
>>58531
It seems a bit wide at the waist but it should fit.

No.58541

>>58538
Are you sick?
Cast cure on him.

>>58539
Ok let me read this book.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.58542

>>58539
I take off my chainmail and stow it in my saddlebag. After that I put on the armor.

No.58543

>>58539
Take a few swings with the rapier to see how much the balance differs from my old one
>>58541
"Just a sore throat is all. Thank you kindly for your assistance."

Rolled 7 = 7

No.58544

>>58539
"Can we be quick about this? I'm slowly turning into a monster."

No.58545

>>58542
it feels warm on you and the straps fasten themselves. You are surrounded by a dim light.
>>58541
As you try to open the book, you notice the clasp is still closed. A jolt of electricity runs through you and you drop the book. It really doesn't want to be read.
>>58543
It seems even better balanced. The hoof guard is very ornate, and the blade is polished to perfection.

No.58546

>>58544
Oh right, we should go.

>>58545
Ok im not going to read you book.

No.58547

>>58544
"With a heart as cold and lifeless as yours, how can you even tell the difference? If you never enjoyed life, how can you even feel it ending? You know your time in this world is shorter than ever, Neith. Enjoying it even a little would go a long way to stave off the inevitable. Trust me. I've been there."
>>58545
"A fine sword. It will do, for now."

Rolled 10 = 10

No.58548

>>58544
"We will get you back to the monastery and they can get you cured. After that I can go make sure that rat we found is doing alright then we can all hunt down the vampire."

No.58549

>>58539
"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
WHY. WHY DO YOU HATE ME GODS. WHY.
FUCKING WHYYYYYYYYYYYY"
I stomp around and rage and scream a bit.

No.58550

>>58547
>10
You can hear Pinkie's voice
"Maybe I should make you cure her as your final test of faith!"

No.58552

>>58547
"All I want is to see that vampire killed. I don't care if I live or die, I gave my life away a long time ago. But to turn into a vampire myself? No. That I do not want."

>>58549
"Calm yourself dog."

Start heading back to the surface.

No.58554

>>58552
"None of us want that."
I follow her up.

No.58559

>>58552
"It's Ali. Ali. Not fucking dog."
I try to restrain myself from decking her in the face.

Rolled 8 = 8

No.58560

>>58559
Also, I suppose I follow her up to the surface too.

No.58563

>>58559
It might be for the best, she has a gun.
>>58552
THE PARTY GETS BACK OUT OF THE DUNGEON
THEY LEFT THE CROWN DOWN THERE
WE'LL CONTINUE…NEXT TIME

No.58565

No.58566

>>58563
I take the crown.

No.58567

>>58549
Go calm the raging dog
"Friend Ali, the world is an unpredictable and fickle place. Do not let it burden you. Come, let us have a dr-"
>>58550
Fall to the ground and weep
"…this day has been… just… perfect…
…the kind of day I've wanted…
…for years and years…
…and now at long long last
I can make up for the past
oh Pinkie, you are music to my ears!"
burst up and hop around a little
"COME, FRIENDS! WE HAVE NOT A MOMENT TO FORSAKE! THE INQUISITOR'S REDEPTION, THE VAMPIRE LORD'S DOWNFALL - AND OUR CONTINUED FRIENDSHIP ARE GOALS WE MUST NOW PURSUE! ONWARDS!!"

No.58569

>>58565
THEY HAVE ALL THE RELICS
WE'LL CONTINUE…NEXT TIME

No.60559

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYtrKEl4pAU

Report in
Neith, you can roll for your vampirism now

No.60561

>>60559
Here.

No.60562

"Put the gun down, Inquisitor. Where there is life, there is hope!"

No.60563

>>60559
So you are the wastrel who inflicted this horror on me.

I will hunt you down destroy you.

Rolled 8 = 8

No.60564

No.60566

I am here.

No.60593

>>60561
>>60562
>>60563
>>60564
>>60566
The party clambers up from the vampire's dungeon with all the relics in their saddlebags, hooves or hands.
It's night in the town, it's pitch black, and were it not for your torches, you couldn't see your own snouts.
>>60563
This does not apply to you though. You can see clearly as if it was day. You also feel energized in the moonlight.

No.60601

>>60593
We are in the safe zone?

No.60603

>>60601
you're in the middle of the temple district ruins.
To the west is the monastery, you can see it's lights in the darkness, but if you walked far enough northwards you'd end up in the piers.
It's a different matter if you can find "north" first.

No.60604

>>60593
"Ah, what a lovely night to not have a curse"

No.60605

>>60603
We should go west.

>>60604
Thats not nice Fourtunes.

No.60606

>>60603
"Do the rest of you think the vampire was right when he said there was a cure? Would they know it back at the monastery?"

No.60607

>>60605
"…sorry"

No.60609

>>60606
Yes thats why we should go there.

No.60612

>>60604
"Dick move man."
>>60606
"It'd be real fuckin' wrong if they didn't. They're supposed to help people and shit."

No.60613

>>60609
"Let's try and keep this quiet. Hopefully the matriach will meet with us and we can ask questions about vampirism and any possible cure. No one mention that Neith is infected."
I lower my voice so everyone but Neith can hear.
"And someone stay awake and keep an eye on her."

No.60614

>>60606
"It is worth a try. Then again, if they did know of a cure, why would they not have used it against the vampire earlier?"

No.60617

>>60614
"Maybe he didn't want to be cured? He seemed to be having fun trying to infect all of us."

No.60618

>>60614
Because he is a evil vampire.

No.60619

>>60614
"Because they are vile creatures, whores of Tirek who only seek to kill and lust for blood. They are beyond salvation, and so will I be soon."

No.60621

>>60617
>>60618
"An evil vampire who could have been easier to kill had he been mortal"
>>60619
"Now now Inquisitor. Despair will only bring you closer to the edge. As long as light lives in your heart, darkness cannot overwhelm it."

No.60623

>>60619
"Fourtunes is right. You can't truly be evil if you don't want to be."

No.60625

>>60621
"I don't despair. There's a very easy cure just in case it starts getting out of hoof. Even now I can feel the dark powers flowing through me. All I care about is killing this thing, because at the end of the day it is all that matters. A Inquisitor more or less? Who cares."

No.60627

>>60625
"I care."

No.60631

>>60625
I care.

No.60633

>>60625
"Offing yourself is just fucked up. Don't it."
"I care…"

"So on to the monastery?"

No.60634

>>60633
Yes lets go.

No.60635

>>60633
"Yup."
I start walking towards the monastery.

No.60637

>>60625
"Look around you, Inquisitor. WE care. But you are right. One inquisitor more or less, nobody cares. But a pony? That's different.

Neith, I care.
We ALL care."

No.60639

>>60627
>>60631
>>60633
I shrug.
"We you shouldn't. Because I wouldn't care. I chose my path in life long ago. I'm well aware that I could die at any moment by making a single mistake. I'm fortunate enough to get the chance to fix said mistake before I go out this time."

>>60637
"Don't get so attached to something, it'll save you a lot of despair in the future."

>>60634
"Agreed, we're wasting time with all this talk."

No.60642

EVERYONE IN THE PARTY WILL NOW ROLL D10
IF THE SCORE IS 25 OR MORE, YOU GET THERE
IF NOT, WELL, I GUESS WE'LL SEE

No.60643

>>60639
"Why off yourself if you fix the mistake. If anything the mistake should make you stronger once it has been fixed."

No.60644

>>60642
Rolling.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.60646

>>60642
"Oh boy, going places"

Rolled 9 = 9

No.60647

>>60642
You don't have to shout asshole, gosh

>>60643
"Enough talk."

Rolled 10 = 10

No.60648

>>60642

Rolled 2 = 2

No.60649

>>60642
Rollin'.

"So can anyone actually see where the fuck we're going?"

Rolled 4 = 4

No.60651

>>60649
Dont worry I can feel the aura of my sisters.

No.60652

>>60649
"I can see exactly where I'm going unfortunately. No doubt the vampirification has started."

No.60655

The party arrives at the Monastery.
The courtyard is empty, save for the normal guardspones at the gates and on the walls.
The barracks are to the left, the feasting hall to the night.
The bell is ringing midnight.

No.60658

>>60655
"We should find the matriarch quickly."

Rolling to look for her

Rolled 10 = 10

No.60659

>>60655
There was a Pinkie Shrine here, right?
Maybe… I should go there

Rolled 4 = 4

No.60660

>>60655
I ask a guard to take us to the Matriarch.

No.60661

>>60655
I want to visit the shrine of Celestia.

No.60662

>>60655
I go and check out the feasting hall.
Anything still left?

No.60663

>>60662
The tables have been cleaned.
There is a mare by the kitchen door, with a cigarette on her lips.
She seems to have fallen asleep standing.
>>60661
>>60659
The altars are open 24/7, and you find your respective shrines easily.
>>60658
You can see lights in her personal study, and in addition something is moving inside.
>>60660
"I trust this is important? She should be in her study."

No.60665

>>60663
"Very and thank you. Come on, Neith."
I go up to her study.

No.60666

>>60663
Knock on the door, even if it's opened and walk in.

"Matriarch, we have a problem."

Rolled 1 = 1

No.60668

>>60663
I pray to Celestia and ask her to help Neith.

Rolled 5 = 5

No.60673

>>60663
Asleep on the job. Fuckin' nice.
I try to sneak over and steal her cigarette.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.60675

>>60663
Head to the shrine.
Enter cautiously, for it has been all too many years since my last visit to such a place. Take in the smells. The sounds. The air of joy. Let it flow with me. Let it make me feel alive again. Truly alive, without the fake smile on top.
Go find the altar and pray for guidance
"Pinkie… it's good to be back…"

Rolled 2 = 2

No.60679

>>60673
You grab it and the mare wakes up
"Whuzzat?! What? THIEF! THIEF!"
She grabs a frying pan from her waist
"What the hell do you think you're doing, scaring old mares like that?!"
A guardspony peeks inside the hall, shrugs and continues patrolling the perimeter.
>>60665
>>60666
She's drinking tea with some open scrolls in front of her.
"hm? Did you not retrieve the relics?"
>>60668
Celestia answers
"I'm trying to sleep, child, try again tomorrow."
>>60675
"Ya should know ya don't need an altar to speak to me, Fourtunes!"

No.60681

>>60679
Well you are already wake up right?

Rolled 8 = 8

No.60683

>>60679
"There were not that many, and the few we could find were in a vampire's lair. He escaped and we planned on hunting him but we need to know more about them first."

No.60686

>>60679
"It has been too long… Too long since the chime of your voice has willingly graced my weary ears. I wished to experience it in a suitable place. And in private.

Pinkie, how can I save the joyless inquisitor? Her heart is so cold and lonely, lost in a tomb she herself built from hardened thoughts and isolation…"

Rolled 6 = 6

No.60687

>>60679
"We retrieved all we could find and fought the vampire. I'm ashamed to say the beast got the better of me and manage to bite me."

No.60699

>>60679
I take a drag from the cigarette,
"I was jus' doin' you a fuckin' favor. Could'a burned the place down or some shit."

No.60706

>>60681
You hear a sigh
"I'll see what I can do."
>>60683
"Well, what did yo-"
>>60687
Her gaze snaps to you
"How badly?"
>>60699
"Give it back now. What do ya even want at the kitchen at half past midnight? We're closed!"

No.60708

>>60706
Thank you your highness.

No.60710

>>60706
"Not too badly. The worst part is she's suicidal now instead of simply cold. Please tell me there's a cure."

No.60712

>>60706
"How badly? Well he bit me. In the neck. I don't think I need to explain any more. I can already feel myself changing. I can see clearly in the dark and the moonlight makes me much stronger."

>>60710
"I'm not suicidal."

No.60713

>>60712
"Sorry. The way you've been talking and your grim outlook on life made me think…I'm sorry."

No.60714

>>60706
"Closed? What a damn shame…"
I take a few more drags on the cigarette, give it back to her, and walk out. Might as well find the rest of the group I guess.
Rolling to not get lost.

Rolled 8 = 8

No.60715

>>60713
>names
"Don't be sorry, just stop being so damn worried about me and we'll go a long way. I'm old and ugly enough to take care of myself."

No.60716

>>60713
"You aren't that old."

No.60717

>>60716
I stomp my hoof on the ground and snarl at him.

"Are you saying I'm just a insolent child? I'm probably older than you are."

No.60719

>>60710
>>60712
She stands up and inspects Neith's neck.
"Well I don't see the bite marks…"
She ponders on this information a bit.
"If you really think you're changing, there is a cure. It's usually only used against ancient vampires with godlike powers, but if it was modified a little, I suppose it could be used to just prevent the mutation. Say, you didn't happen to find a book in the ruins, did you?"
>>60714
You find your way to the barracks, and sleep in Draven's old bunk.
>>60708
You too decide it'd be best to get some shut-eye.
[Neith gets a -1 to her next mutation roll from that prayer]
>>60686
"I'd start with confiscating her pistol first, but I think she's gonna need it in the near future."

No.60720

>>60717
"I was trying to lighten the mood with a joke. You aren't that much older than me, but I'm not as young as I used to be either."

>>60719
"We found a book as well as a ring and the armor I am wearing. I put it on in case the vampire sent more of his goons after us."

No.60721

>>60719
Noy yet, look for Card and Neith.

No.60724

>>60719
"We did, but I don't have it on me."

>>60720
"A very amusing joke, bard."

No.60726

>>60724
I give a genuine smile.
"I'm glad you liked it."

No.60728

>>60726
Roll my eyes
"I see you are completely unfamiliar with the concept of sarcasm."

No.60729

>>60721
You stumble in on the Matriarch's office
>>60724
>>60720
"I need to study that book. I propose you sleep until morning, I will tell you what you must do to create the cure then."

No.60730

>>60729
I have your book maam.

No.60731

>>60719
"Man, where the fuck is everyone.
Must be off having another one of those cuddle orgies again."
I try to sleep and have a nice dream. Anything?

Rolled 8 = 8

No.60732

>>60728
"I was just hoping that I had finally made a joke that could get past your ice."

No.60733

>>60719
"I do not seek to defy you, but I fear simply taking her most immediate means of ending herself is not a solution.
I must cure not only her body, but her heart and soul. And for that, I need a clue to a cure."

No.60736

>>60730
He takes a small key from one of the drawers and unlocks the clasp.
"I must ask you to leave, outsiders aren't allowed to read the holy codex."
>>60731
You dream of cuddling with Neith and Card Trick at the same time. Aurelia's there too.
>>60733
"Of course! But you don't need my help with it, your friends have it under control already!"

No.60737

>>60736
"What do you want done with this armor?"

No.60738

>>60732
"It's almost frightening how badly you want to break me or something. Why do you continue to try and change me somehow? Why do you care about me? I never cared about you."

>>60736
"Of course."

Head out to the sleeping place thing

No.60739

>>60736
Ok bye I also have this golden crown.

No.60740

>>60738
"I don't believe that for a second Neith. I know there is a pony in there and I am going to bring her out, even if it is just for a second. I don't want you to break, I want to make you better."

No.60741

>>60737
>>60739
You can only barely hear her mutter;
"You can keep the ring, but please return the armour and crown to the armoury…they're ceremonial, not really enchanted in any way…the ring can protect you from the undead though. Good night."
>>60738
You notice Ali sleeping, and decide to go to sleep yourself, too.

No.60743

>>60736
Baaaaaalllllssssss.
Am I at least not talking in my sleep?

Rolled 1 = 1

No.60744

>>60741
I leave the armor at the armory then crawl into my bunk in the barracks and go to sleep.
Rolling for good dreams.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.60746

>>60741
Going to sleep and rolling for good dreams.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.60748

>>60740
"That pony died a long time ago. I killed her myself. She was weak-willed and a craven coward unable to stand up for herself."

>>60741
Hunker down and sleep.

No.60751

>>60736
"Oh, um… ok then I guess… So… have any good partied lately?"

No.60752

>>60743
Just as the party is going to sleep, Ali starts moaning and panting in her sleep. Everyone within 50 meters radius can hear it.
She's also repeating Card's, Neith's and Aurelia's names and some words that would be the Devil himself blush.
>>60744
You dream of the undead.
Not pleasant at all.
>>60746
You have such a sweet and wonderful dream you feel invigorated to the max. +2 to any roll you wish.

No.60753

>>60752
Get out of bed and go sleep somewhere else.

I don't care where. As long as I'm left alone and can sleep in peace

No.60754

>>60753
Rolling to stealthily follow her.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.60761

>>60753
You decide to sleep in the garden, under some trees. It's warm outside after all.
>>60754
You follow her without making a sound

No.60763

>>60761
Rolling to get a bit of rest while keeping an eye on her.

Rolled 5 = 5

No.60772

Make my bed in the shrine.
If this is my last night with Pinkie, I wish to be close to her for that short duration

Rolled 5 = 5

No.60774

NEXT MORNING…
Fourtunes wakes up to someone poking him in the side with a hoof.
Nopo, your cue

Card Trick barely managed to shut his eyes while looking after Neith, who is just a little sore from sleeping on the ground.

The rest of the party is in the barracks.

No.60775

>>60774
"Hi! Are you the pony she told me about?"
I jump in place in excitement.

No.60776

>>60774
I lie still and wait for Neith to leave.

No.60777

>>60775
"What in the fINDEED I AM!"
Hop up and take a bow
"Fourtunes, the far traveled, bringer of smiles to all corners of the world!"
Flip over to a handstand on my cane
"Recently returned from his darkest journey yet, and once more a follower of the gracious light of Pinkie Pie."
Kick the cane away from under me, land in a reclining pose
"And who, good friend, might you be?"

Rolled 8 = 8

No.60778

>>60774
Grumble a little as I notice how sore I am and get up.

"I'm going to kick that dog so hard…"

No.60779

>>60774
I continue sleeping.

No.60786

>>60777
Fourtunes pls

pls

No.60788

>waiting for Aurelia and Card

No.60789

>>60777
The goat standing before you is only wearing a colorful bowtie and a silly hat, apart from some equelly colorful saddlebags.
She has a brown coat with a white streak in the middle of her body, and the fur at her hooves is black, except for her left hindleg which is white as well. The hat is hiding it, but she has a white spot on the top of her head too
"Oooh, ooh, I like smiling! My name is Buttermilk Sky, and I live to make others laugh and make music! And the last time I was talking to her she said, "Hey, wanna' have the best party of your life?" and I said "DO I?" and she sent me her so I'm here now!"

No.60791

>>60788
Sorry.

No.60792

>>60788
Neith is still there so I'm still waiting on the ground.

No.60796

I walk back to the barracks and find Ali.

When I find her I kick her in the ass as hard as I can

Rolled 5 = 5

No.60800

>>60776
the Gardener taps you on the shoulder
"Uh, can I help you?"
>>60778
Looks like it's gonna be another cloudy day. You can see nuns going about their business in the courtyard, nothing out of the ordinary.
>>60779
The dream finally ends and you keep just sleeping.
>>60796
-Only to be wakened by a pat in the back

No.60801

>>60796
I follow her back.

No.60802

>>60800
I groggily wake up,
"Huh… wha-?"

No.60804

>>60802
"Sleep well last night?"

No.60806

>>60800
>>60802
"You and your perverted dreams stopped me from sleeping, dog. Next time you do that I will impale you on my sword. I don't take kindly to people keeping me from my sleep."

No.60808

>>60804
"Eh?"
>>60806
"Perverted dreams? The fuck you talking about?"

No.60809

>>60808
"You know fully well what I'm talking about."

Walk outside and search for the matriarch

Rolled 6 = 6

No.60810

>>60789
"THEN PARTY WE SHALL! Party of your life you say, hm?"

Rolled 5 = 5

No.60812

>>60809
"I really don't. Seriously, what the fuck are you talking about?"
I follow her outside.

No.60813

>>60808
"You dream pretty loud. I must say that I'm flattered, and I'm sure Neith and Aurelia are too."
I leave for the dining area.
Rolling not to laugh too loudly as I walk.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.60814

>>60810
Whats going on here? Im trying to sleep!

No.60816

>>60813
What are you talking about?
Follow him.

No.60817

>>60810
"Yeah, I was musicing and smiling and smiley-making but it got booooooooooooooooooring after a time, so she said that there are ponies here that could make my life toootally fun!"
Get out my harmonica and play a happy tune.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.60818

>>60812
"Actually, never fuckin' mind."
I head towards the dining area.

No.60820

>>60812
"You talk while you sleep. And the things you say would driver a lesser pony to suicide."

No.60822

>>60816
Didn't Nasse say we all heard her talking in her sleep?

No.60824

>>60822
He did. Anyone within a 50 meter radius. I think that includes literally everyone.

No.60826

>>60809
You walk straight to her office.
She's just finished writing something on a piece of paper.
"Hm, yes?"
>>60813
You snicker a bit, but no one but Ali can hear it
>>60817
Das pretty sad tune you got there.
>>60822
Yes

No.60827

>>60822
Yes but I was sleeping because 10

No.60828

>>60817
"That's… nice. Here, let me try"
Grab the harmonica, see how well I can play it.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.60830

>>60826
"Well? What did you find?"


Don't I need to roll again for mutation seeing as it's a new day?

No.60831

>>60826
Once we get to the dining area I ask for a heart breakfast and some strong coffee.

No.60832

>>60831
>hearty breakfast

No.60834

>>60826
"Seriously, the fuck was I doing last night? Neith mentioned something about me talking in my sleep or something, I don't fucking know."
I order some food as well.

No.60836

>>60826
Ask for milk and something sweet to eat.

No.60837

>>60816
>>60827
"Ali had a rather pleasant sounding dream last night about you, me, and Neith. I wonder what could have caused it."
I snicker again.

No.60838

>>60837
"Hold the fuck up, pleasant dream? Like, 'stealing a fuckton of treasure and getting rich' pleasant? Or…"

No.60840

>>60830
Do you want to? I had planned it to be once per session.
>>60834
>>60831
The cook gives you plates of something gray and calls it porridge.
She doesn't seem to be enjoying her life right now.
"Coffee's served in the tables."
Indeed, there are pots of coffee spread on the tables, with some mugs next to them
>>60836
The cook gives you a sugar cube to put in the coffee.
>>60830
"Yes. Don't you want the rest of your party to get here?"
>>60828
You are Weird Al Ponevic, the greatest accordion player to grace the earth.

No.60844

>>60840
all the same to me

I shrug.

"Frankly, I don't care. Just tell me what you know."

No.60845

>>60838
"You sounded like you were getting something, but it wasn't money."
I snicker louder and poor my self a cup of coffee before starting on my porridge.

No.60846

>>60840
>>60828
I start to laugh and clop my hooves together then jump around Fortunes.
"That was AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING!!! DO it again, DO it again!"

Rolled 7 = 7

No.60847

>>60840
…thank you.

No.60849

>>60846
That dice wasn't supposed to be there now.

No.60850

>>60845
"…"
I pour some coffee and sip it while trying to remember the dream.
Do I remember it? Do I even want to remember it?

Rolled 4 = 4

No.60852

>>60850
whether you want it or not, you remember it. Some details are hazy, but you definitely remember what you dreamed of.

No.60853

>>60840
Take a moment to admire my newly manifested powers of Transmutation, then give the accordion that was once a harmonica back to the goat.
"I didn't know I could do that, but hey, life gives you phenomenal cosmic power, you make lemonade."
>>60846
"And for my next trick I shall… uh… wait, what should I do now…

Pinkie, where was I going with this?"

Rolled 6 = 6

No.60856

>>60853
"Hey, I don't go into your head, you don't go into mine, deal?"

No.60857

>>60853
"Onwards to FUNLAND!"
I giggle to myself.

No.60858

>>60852
Uh…
Well now.
"…that never happened."
I start on my food.

No.60859

>>60856
"But I thought you gotta shaaaaare~ you gotta caaaaare~"
>>60857
"ONWARDS!"
Run off in a direction.
Perhaps there is fun in that direction.
Or food.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.60860

>>60858
"Whatever you say"
I make sure that I've stopped laughing before finishing my porridge and starting on my coffee."

No.60861

>>60859
I start to hop after him.

No.60862

>>60861
"C'mon, step it up!"
Fuck running
Let's do backflips instead

Rolled 4 = 4

No.60863

>>60862
"IT IS ON!"
I try do do backflips too.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.60864

>>60859
You start running off towards the feasting hall.
>>60862
You land on your head.
Fortunately it's so soft you bounce right back to your feet.

No.60865

Tap my hoof impatiently.

"Well?"

No.60866

>>60864
"TIS' BUT A MINOR SETBACK"
>>60863
"Need help?"

Rolled 2 = 2

No.60869

>>60865
"I'll take that as a no."
The Matriarch sighs.
"Well, you need a multitude of herbs. We've got them here in our gardens. I've already told the gardener to make you the proper mix. You also need a base of pure alcohol to avoid infections. It shouldn't be too hard to come by."
She gives you a note
"…and here's everything written down. As you can see the final ingredient can be pretty hard to come by."
Expecting something like "eye of a newt" or a "wing of a bat", it reads "blood of the vampire that infected you"
And a long set of instructions on how to prepare the potion when you get the ingredients.

>>60866
>>60863
You both land back first into a table, sending porridge and hot coffee flying around. Some nuns are looking at you pretty, seemingly pretty annoyed. The Cook throws her towel to the ground.
"I'M SO NOT CLEANING THAT!"

No.60871

>>60869
"ow ow ow owie ow…"
I rub my head

>>60866
"Yes…"

No.60872

>>60869
"Absolutely worth it."
Look at the Inquisitor, upside down
"Morning miss sunshine, ready to get your soul saved and body cleansed of all impurities?"
Nod to the other
"Morning to the rest of you too"
>>60871
"Here, grab my wing."
rolling to be helpful

Rolled 7 = 7

No.60873

>>60869
I give her a long tired stare.

"Are you serious?"

There is of course a different way.

One that doesn't require eating eyes and batwings or long and complicated preparations…

Rolled 7 = 7

No.60874

>>60872
I grab his wings and try to stand up.
"OOoooh, you have more friends?"

Rolled 9 = 9

No.60875

>>60869
"…I don't know either of them. I swear."
I finish my food and exit quickly.
>>60872
Isn't she in the matriarch's office?

No.60876

>>60873
"I gather you were going to go after him anyway. I understand it will be hard, but you must stay strong. This city needs mares like you."
>>60872
She's not in the feasting hall
You help Buttermilk up on her feet.
>>60875
The courtyard is relatively empty. A few nuns are gossiping with each other. A few turn to you and quickly avert their gazes, blushing.

No.60878

>>60875
TIME AND MATER BOW TO MY WILL, HER LOCATION IS OF NO CONCERN. Ok maybe Fourtunes was just hoping she was there and greeted thin air out of habit
>>60874
"Oh yes, several. The dog there is friend Ali, who cares for me very much. Even saved me from the undead she did."

Rolled 3 = 3

No.60880

>>60876
I grumble and take the note.

"Great. Any pointers to where I should start looking first? Some of these aren't exactly available in your average neighborhood store."

No.60882

>>60878
"Auwwww, undead are not pleasant at all!"

No.60885

>>60882
"Indeed they are not, good Buttermilk. And one in particular is not. For he infected our friend the good Inquisitor Neith with the curse of the vampyr - a horrible disease that makes her act cold and unfriendly towards those she loves the most."

Rolled 1 = 1

No.60886

>>60880
The only ingredients missing are pure alcohol base and the blood of the vampire
"The 'southern safe zone' might be your best bet. They still maintain some trade. You could ask our winery too, but I doubt you'd have much luck. I mean for the base, as of the Vampire, the tunnels you described run all over Trotheim. He could be anywhere."

No.60888

>>60885
I grab my mouth.
"Oh no! Can we cure her? Oooh, oooh, I know, with music! And jokes!"

No.60889

>>60876
"Enjoyed last night's performance ladies?"
I give them a toothy grin and walk off to… I dunno, find Neith?

No.60890

>>60882
I wipe the porridge and coffee off my face.
"No they aren't, and that's why we're hunting them. My name's Card Trick, what's yours?"

No.60891

>>60889
Follow her.
Where are you going?

No.60892

>>60886
"That's just fantastic. Can't wait for all of this. Thank you anyway Matriarch."

Leave for the courtyard and see how my wings are feeling today

Rolled 9 = 9

No.60893

>>60890
I hop to him and shake his hooves.
"My name IS Buttermilk Sky but you can call me whatever you want as long as it has something to do with my name, which is Buttermilk Sky!"

No.60894

>>60888
"We must cure her with love and affection. And possibly by killing that vampire. Before the horrible curse, she was always fond of hugs. You should remember that. Those remind her of the good times and keep her sane."

Rolled 6 = 6

No.60895

>>60889
>>60891
You wander around aimlessly, until you see Neith walk out to the courtyard:
>>60892
Your wings are fine as ever.

No.60897

>>60891
"Anywhere away from those two."

No.60898

>>60894
I salute.
"Will do! How will I know who is she?"

No.60900

>>60897
Why?!

No.60903

>>60895
Good, at least one thing is still working in my favor today.

Can I just fly my way to the Southern safe zone or is it too far away?

Rolled 1 = 1

No.60905

>>60893
"How about I call you Butter or Sky? Are you going to be traveling with us?"

No.60906

>>60898
"You can probably tell from the sheer aura of cold that envelops her. And the grump face."

Rolled 2 = 2

No.60908

>>60900
"…really?
Do I really need to fuckin' explain why?"
>>60903
>1
I try to stop her before she hurts herself.

Rolled 1 = 1

No.60910

>>60906
"I know Just the joke to make her laugh!"

No.60913

>>60910
"Gooood~ We should go find her right away."
Lets see if I can find her

Rolled 3 = 3

No.60915

>>60903
Whoa nelly. You may be feelin' fine but that place is just too far away.
>>60908
It doesn't help that Ali trips and stumbles on you, causing your wing to dislocate.
Damn that hurts.
>>60913
Yeah, she's in the courtyard. Hard to miss.

No.60916

>>60913
"What about Card Trick?"
I turn to him.
"You wanna' come?"

No.60917

>>60915
"GOOOOD MOOOOORNING INQUISITOOOOOOR~"

Rolled 9 = 9

No.60918

>>60916
"Sure."
I finish whatever mug still has the most coffee in it then leave 15 bits on the table for the mess before leaving with them.

No.60919

>>60915
"Uh…
Sorry?"

No.60920

>>60915
I scream out in agony, that's the second time that happened in 2 days!

"YOU MONUMENTAL IDIOT! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!"

>>60917
"YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME CLOWN!"

Try to contain myself from exploding in anger

Rolled 2 = 2

No.60926

>>60920
"Oh no, Butters, it looks like the Inquisitor is having another one of her horrible curse seizures! Quick! Try to cheer her up why don't you?"

Rolled 2 = 2

No.60928

>>60926
You fail to sound very convincing at all.

No.60929

>>60926
"Butters please stay back. It's best to avoid her when she is like this."

No.60931

>>60926
I salute before jumping to action.

>>60920
I jump in front of her.
"So I heard you're a vampire? Show me your fangs!"
and then do a silly half-roar half-growl, then start to laugh.
Did I manage to entertrain her?

Rolled 5 = 5

No.60935

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>>60931
"Go get 'er, Butterball"

Rolled 2 = 2

No.60936

>>60920
Cast heal on her.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.60940

>>60935
"Fourtunes is this really the right time for this?"

No.60941

>>60931
Neith can't help but find it a little funny.

No.60942

>>60931
Thaaat's probably not going to end well.
I hide.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.60943

>>60940
"Card Trick, please. I'm only trying to help. And letting her brood in her own inner darkness will not help at all.

Believe me, I wish only for the best for the Inquisitor. After all… her redemption is tied to mine now…"

Rolled 10 = 10

No.60944

>>60943
"You're right, I hadn't thought of it that way. If she grows fangs before we can cure her we might want to keep Buttermilk from running up to her like that though."

No.60945

>>60941
After which I take out my sword and snarl at the goat.

"Leave. Now. You as well clown. And you stay away as well dog. Card Trick, Aurelia, follow me."

I walk of to one of the corners of the courtyard.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.60946

>>60945
Ok, where are we going?

No.60947

>>60943
>>60945
"Awww, it didn't work… Time for plan B!"
When she turns around I jump to her to hug her.

Rolled 4 = 4

No.60948

>>60944
"Indeed. Hers is a smile this world needs. But for now, it's all just fun and games."
>>60945
"See that, Butteredtoast? Terrible, is it not? Truly a dying heart lost in darkness…"

Rolled 7 = 7

No.60949

>>60947
I spin around quickly and yell
"I WARNED YOU!"

Crippling shot to make sure she can't follow us

Rolled 10 + 1 = 11

No.60950

>>60947
Who are you?

No.60951

>>60945
I follow her.

No.60956

>>60949
You snap your whip, and tie the goat up in the middle of the courtyard.
She's helpless on the ground
[DC8] to get up by herself

No.60957

>>60949
!
Rolling not to completely lost my shit at such a brazen act of violence towards once's own comrades
>>60956
Then rolling again to help the goat

Rolled 7, 5 = 12

No.60958

>>60956
Neith whats wrong with you?!
Heal the goaaat.

Rolled 2 + 2 = 4

No.60959

>>60956
"Hey, HEY! This is not funny! I'm not into this sort of thing!"
Try to free myself.

>>60950
I smile at her from the ground.
"Hi! I'm Buttermilk Sky! And who are you?"

Rolled 10 = 10

No.60961

>>60956
"NEXT TIME I'LL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER WALK AGAIN!"

>>60951
>>60946
Clear my throat and stay vigilant that nopony gets close to me or can hear me.

"The matriarch has a cure. And she has most of the ingredients for it already. Just two things she doesn't have. The blood of the vampire that bit me and pure alcohol."

No.60963

>>60959
>>60958
>>60957
With a little help from your friends, but mostly by yourself, you get up and pocket Neith's whip.
Also Fourtunes is in control of his shit

No.60965

>>60959
Oh im Aurelia but please stay still.
Heal her again.

>>60961
You really need that cure you are acting all crazy right now.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.60966

>>60961
I look back at the goat then shake my head. At least she didn't shoot her.
"That first one sounds a bit more difficult than the second one. Didn't Draven get into a drinking contest that involved pure alcohol? How long can the vampire's blood be out of his body?"

No.60971

>>60965
"Crazy? She was insulting me and trying to assault me. Fool deserved what she got."

>>60966
"The matriarch said we should head to the southern docks for the alcohol. As for the blood from the vampire… well I don't know. I have no idea how much we need and where he is, but we'll have to find him. Perhaps we can ask around in the southern quarters. We'll see when we get there."

Eye the rest of the party.

"I don't suppose there is a way to convince you to leave without those idiots?"

No.60973

>>60971
She was trying to be friendly you know?
You should apologize.

No.60976

>>60971
I look at her, then I turn to Fortunes.
"Darn, she's a tough one. But you know what they say, there is nothing music and laughter can't fix!"
I look around, and striffle a giggle.
"They don't actually say that! But I just said it!"

No.60978

>>60971
"I guess we could always knock out his teeth and tie him up to keep the blood fresh. We need "those idiots" though. They want to help you just as much as we do. I'll talk to the goat about giving you your space."

No.60979

>>60963
"The Inquisitor can walk away from that. For now. Accounting her unfortunate condition. You ok?"

Try to channel some Pinkie to read the antidote ingredients from the meta instead of bothering Neith about them.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.60982

Okay, you got it.

No.60984

>>60971
"She was tryin' to cheer you up for fuck sakes. Help you unwind a bit. Celestia knows that would really fucking help.
They stay."
>>60978
"Alcohol sounds like it's easier get. A whole lot fuckin' easier than chasing around a vampire. Maybe we should start there."

No.60985

>>60979
"Why shouldn't I be ok? You just didn't say she was this kinky!""

No.60989

>>60985
"You never asked, silly. Now, where are we going to find pure alcohol… hmm…"

Rolled 2 = 2

No.60990

>>60973
"No."

>>60978
"I suppose. But they best not piss me off any more then they have already."

Pull him in closer and whisper in his ear.

"If I ever go as far as losing my mind because of this disease, kill me. Promise me you'll kill and destroy me."

No.60996

>>60990
"If there is nothing left of you I will. I promise."

No.60997

>>60990
Are you sure? Because that probably means the beast is taking control of your mind.

No.60999

>>60997
"You're trying to make it sound like I was ever nice to anyone, Cleric."

What if she's right? What if it already took control? What if I'm too late and I'm beyond hope already?

Rolled 6 = 6

No.61001

>>60999
You are nice to me sometimes…

No.61003

>>60989
"Umm, a tavern?"

No.61011

>>60999
No. Nevermind. I always was a cunt.

>>61001
"That's because you are bearable and not one of those clown followers. True to the Sun and Moon. I like that. And I've known you for a while so I know what you are capable of. Let us get moving. I want to get rid of this as soon as possible."

No.61012

>>60999
"You've been nice to use in the past. Your own brand of nice, but nice just the same."

No.61014

>>61012
"Don't flatter yourself bard. We will never be best friends forever."

No.61015

>>61003
"I think there might be a brewmaster around here somewhere. Now if we only had some distilling equipment…"

Rolled 10 = 10

No.61016

>>61003
"Pure alcohol? Shit! Point me in the direction of a tavern that sells that!"
>>61014
"Aww, c'mon, you two would look cute together~"

No.61018

>>61011
See you are sweet!

>>61014
You are wrong she is my PFF.

No.61019

>>61014
"Regular friends would be fine. When is your birthday? I don't think I've ever gotten you a present."

>>61016
"You said something like that last night."

No.61020

>>61016
"I've been into many bars, but I never really liked do get drunk, so I don't really know… I know a place where they have Grade A cocoa on the other hoof!"

No.61025

>>61018
"It would be sweet of you if you could finally heal my wing."

>>61019
I think for a moment, then shake my head.
"I don't know anymore. I forgot."

>>61016
Point my hoof at her angrily.
"And you! You absolute utter moron! If you hurt me one more time, I will blast you into a new dimension of pain! YOU GET THAT?"

No.61027

>>61025
Thats so sad, maybe we can have a party when we finish the cure.
Cast heal on her wings.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.61028

>>61015
You can only hope the local brewery has it.
Draven did get a bottle of alcohol from the kitchen.

No.61029

>>61025
"Whoa, chillax! Do you ever take a break? Relaxing is very relaxing you know!"

No.61030

>>61025
"You forgot your own birthday? How horrible! Tell you what, once we get you cured that can be your new birthday. What do you want? A new gun? Maybe an enchanted something-or-other?"

No.61033

>>61029
"Buttermilk, please tone it down around the Inquisitor for all our sakes. Trust me on this."

No.61036

>>61025
"Loud and clear."
>>61028
I head over to the kitchen,
"Got any booze?"

No.61039

>>61033
"I'm just trying to help! You know what Pinkie says, you gotta Smile Smile Smile!"
Play an entertaining tone on my saxophone.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.61041

>>61036
"What's it to ya and why'd ya think I'd give any ta you?"

No.61042

>>61039
Join in.
Sincerely.
"We'll throw you a rebirthday party once this whole vampire curse is dealt with."

Rolled 10 = 10

No.61046

>>61039
"Oh, so you are another follower of Pinkie Pie after all! It's good to have you with us."
I give her a hug.
"But please, I've know Neith for a long time and if you are too cheery around her she just gets upset. Save all the happiness and bouncing and music until her party."

No.61047

>>61027
>>61030
"I don't want a party. I don't want presents. I don't care about mere objects. I'm beyond that."

>>61039
"Stop it. I don't want to hear what that clown god has to say. Just leave me alone. We have work to do."

No.61048

>>61041
"We're the ones out there fighting for your sorry asses and a friend of mine needs it so she doesn't turn into a fucking vampire. So give me the fucking booze."

No.61052

>>61046
I hug him back tightly
"Does that mean I can't play at all? What if I play for you only?"

>>61047
"Okay miss, I'll try… but I can't promise anyhting!"

No.61055

>>61047
"Had my 'clown god' not given me a divine mission to save you, Inquisitor, I'd start making good on some old promises right about now."

Rolled 6 = 6

No.61057

>>61052
"I promise you this: if you so much as try to hug me, I will hurt you. Badly."

>>61055
"If you want to kill me so badly then go ahead. Show your true colors clown."

No.61058

>>61052
"Just keep it toned down when she's around. The rest of us don't mind at all."

No.61060

>>61047
If you said so.

>>61057
Relax Neith.

No.61063

>>61057
"But Fourtunes said you liked hugs!"

>>61058
"And how do I play so the rest of you can hear and she won't? Shall we get her earplugs maybe?"

No.61066

>>61057
"As much as we both love it, good Inquistor, our fates are now tied together. I cannot be forgiven unless I save you. As it stands, your life means more to me than my own."

Rolled 10 = 10

No.61070

>>61063
"Maybe just don't play for a while, or play while we fight the undead if you know any good undead fighting songs."

No.61071

>>61070
"OOooh, I know some that can make your blood boil!"
I finally release him from the hug, and look down.
"But I like to play for fun too…"

No.61073

>>61063
>>61066
I look at Fourtunes, putting on my much trained 'I have just had about enough of your bullshit' expression

"Not so much a follower of the clown as one of Discord, Trickster. Do not test your luck. Because I wont be there to help you out of the next hole you fall into."

No.61076

NEXT TIME: THE PARTY EXPLORES THE SOUTHERN SAFEZONE
OR I DON'T KNOW
GETS STUCK IN AN RANDOM ENCOUNTER HALF WAY THERE
WE'LL SEE IN THE NEXT UNEXCITING EPISODE OF TROTHEIM Z

No.61077

>>61076
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT RP SESSIONS ARE FUN TOO?

No.61079

>>61071
"Playing while fighting is fun. You get that rush that you just can't get anywhere else."

No.61082

>>61076
I didn't even get my booze… ;_;

No.61084

>>61073
"Make such implications of my faith again, Inquisitor, and I will hold you to them. I am here to help save you, not hasten your way to Tirek's side, as much as you seem to goad me to the latter."

Rolled 10 = 10

No.61088

>>61079
"I usually don't play to inspire, but to make others smile, and dance and laugh! Does this mean I can't play when we're not fighting?"

No.61090

>>61084
Fourtunes please you know she is not in her mind right now.

No.61093

>>61088
"Like I said: When the Inquisitor isn't around you can lay whatever you want for us."

No.61095

>>61084
"You really think I want you to worship a dark god? Leave me alone and we'll go a long way. I don't need your help, I am out of your reach. Always have been."

No.61096

>>61093
Blush a bit and giggle when he says 'lay' instead of 'play' accidentally.

No.61098

>>61090
"I know… I know. But as it stands, my life, my redemption, my EVERYTHING is gambled on her survival. I do not enjoy the thought of trusting all I have left to the trigger winger of a madmare."
>>61095
"It is not by my will that I stand now besides you. It is by the will of the god I bow to. Now, more than ever, you and I are the same. We share not only a common foe, but a common calling, and indeed, a similar motivation."

Rolled 8 = 8

No.61099

>>61096
I chuckle and go get some more coffee then return to the group.

No.61729

And so it goes and so it goes
And s o it goes and so it goes
But where it's goin' no one knows
And so it goes and so it goes
And so it goes and so it goes
But where it's goin' no one knows
Report in

No.61741

>>61729
Sup bitches.
I still want my fucking booze.

No.64003

>>61729
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fYfdlKIon4

Okay, let's see who's present and let's go from there

No.64009

I'm wide awake

No.64010

No.64011

>>61729
>>64003
Are we going with my idea?

No.64015

I'm here

No.64023

"I have the strangest sense of being in two places at once…"

No.64038

>>64011
We have enough players for a normal session too, but we could start with that.
Yeah, let's.
>>64009
>>64010
>>64011
>>64015
>>64023
Neith's laying on an unfamiliar bed, in what looks like an attic room; the room is long, and it has seven beds in it, 6 lined up on the sides and one in the end. There's a small circle window in the other end, through which she can see the sun setting down.
Card Trick, Aurelia, Fourtunes and Buttermilk Sky are standing before the window. Ali's sleeping on one of the beds.
Everything seems a bit hazy for her.

No.64043

>>64038
Motherfucker

Get up out of bed.

"I don't remember falling asleep on a attic… Where are we?"

No.64046

>>64043
I look back from the window.
"Good question."

No.64047

>>64038
so are we going to cuddlerape her or what?

No.64048

>>64047
I think so.

No.64049

>>64046
>>64043
"One thing is for sure, it's waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too quiet! How about I play a song?"

No.64050

>>64049
I groan painfully
"Spare me of your songs."

No.64051

>>64046
Do you see something?

No.64054

>>64047
>>64048
Up to you, I'm just using this dream as the transfer from the monastery to the southern safe zone

No.64055

>>64050
"I'm sure you'll like it! Everypony and creature liked them so far!"

No.64058

>>64055
"Oh indeed Buttersky. We do so enjoy your songs. They ward off the cold loneliness of mortality."

No.64059

>>64051
"Nope. Neith, come over here and tell me if you see anything."

No.64062

>>64055
"This is not the time and place to listen to songs, we need to figure out where we are first."

>>64059
Walk over and peer through the window

Rolled 3 = 3

No.64066

>>64055
"Sing for us."

No.64067

>>64062
"It's always time for songs!"

>>64058
"Let's do this then, WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
I get out my Saxophone and try to Entertrain everyone with a great litte tune!

Rolled 5 = 5

No.64068

>>64062
You can see houses, and some city walls.
Everything fades into gray muck beyond them though.

No.64070

>>64066
I stop between two blows.
"I can sing too, but then who will play the music?"

No.64072

>>64068
"What kind of unholy terrible land is this?"

>>64067
Do my best to ignore her

Rolled 4 = 4

No.64073

>>64062
"Can you see anything?"

>>64070
"You worship Pinkie Pie don't you? Why not sing and play at the same time?"

No.64074

>>64070
"I'm not much of a musician, but I can do backing vocals."

No.64075

>>64067
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GmjGVrDmZw
You play a nice tune. Everyone feels more relaxed.
>>64072
You just can't

No.64076

>>64073
"Okie dokie lokie, next song will be played on accordion!"
I continue playing the Sax.

>>64074
I nod with a smile while playing.

No.64078

No.64079

>>64075
I whistle and clap.
"Play some more! If you have a stringed instrument I can join in too."

No.64082

>>64075
"Oh for Luna's sake…"

Examine the room, any exits or something notable?

>>64079
"don't you think we have more important matters at hoof rather than acting like a bunch of clowns? Where are we!?"

Rolled 10 = 10

No.64085

>>64082
I throw a foreleg over her shoulder.
"Calm down. Just relax and enjoy the music."

No.64086

>>64079
As I finish the song, I put the saxophone away away.
"Awwwww, I don't have any… Can't you play the tiny drums?"

No.64087

>>64082
"We are nowhere, Inquisitor. You, on the other hand, are dead. This is hell."
Try to sound spooky and not laugh

Rolled 1 = 1

No.64090

>>64082
There's a painting of some ratmen dancing a hoedown with vampires on one of the walls, and there are stairs down next to the window.
>>64087
You laugh so loud Neith doesn't understand you.

No.64091

>>64086
"I can try."

No.64093

>>64085
Tense up at his touch.

"Don't. Don't you dare."

Slap his hoof away and walk over to those stairs

>>64087
"Freak…"

Rolled 10 = 10

No.64097

>>64093
"Owww."
I rub my injured hoof and follow her.

No.64099

>>64097
Give her some space, remember she is… changing.
Follow him.

No.64103

>>64093
"Hey! No slapping the entertainment!"
poke the Inquisitor

Rolled 8 = 8

No.64107

>>64093
You slap him good
There's a small reception room here, with a few benches, a counter, and a door.
Behind the counter stands a mare, looking at the opposite wall.

No.64110

>>64107
"…Okay"

Walk up to the mare.

"You! Where are we?"

Rolled 10 = 10

No.64115

>>64097
"Ready for the next song?"
I follow the party as I play my accordion and start to sing

"Let's get it started (ha)
Let's get it started in here

And the base keeps runnin' runnin'
And runnin' runnin'
And runnin' runnin'
And runnin' runnin'"

I change the pace for another song

"And birds go flying at the speed of sound
To show you how it all began
Birds came flying from the underground
If you could see it then you'd understand"

After an accordion solo, I change to a faster song again, and give a sly look and a wink to Card Trick

"Dont cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Dont cha?
Dont cha? Dont cha? Dont cha?"

Rolling to Entertrain everyone.
Pls anything but a 1

Rolled 8 = 8

No.64119

>>64110
The mare tips over. Looks like she was a cardboard cut out.
>>64115
Everyone likes the music, EVEN NEITH, making the odd situation seem a lot less weird.

No.64120

>>64115
"Yes yes, very nice, now shut up. This is weird. Where are we!?"

No.64122

>>64120
"Oh calm down. We're in a hotel of some sort. Just relax and enjoy the music."
Rolling to hug.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.64123

>>64122
You hug Buttermilk instead.

No.64124

>>64122
>3
Push him away

"No. Now is not the time."

Rolled 9 = 9

No.64126

>>64122
>>64122
I look at him with a wide smile and hug him back.
"Did ya' like it? Did ya'? Huh? WEEEEEEEE!"

No.64128

>>64124
"Yes. Yes it is. Both our souls depend on it."
Hugz for the hug god

Rolled 8 = 8

No.64130

>>64128
Whip him to keep him at a distance

"Stay. Away."

Rolled 7 + 3 = 10

No.64133

>>64119
Is there a door in this room?

No.64141

>>64126
"It was a great song."

>>64130
"You aren't going to keep us away that easily. You need to take a break and relax."
Rolling to hug again.

Rolled 5 = 5

No.64142

>>64133
yes, yes there is.

No.64144

>>64142
Open the door.

No.64146

>>64141
Fly up in the air to dodge

"WHY DO YOU KEEP TRYING TO TORMENT ME LIKE THIS? Stay. Away!"

Rolled 4 = 4

No.64150

>>64146
"Group hugs? GROUP HUGS!"

I join too.

Rolled 1 = 1

No.64151

>>64146
This time Card manages to get you in a hug, though it's more of a head-lock.
>>64144
You're met with a wall of grey.

No.64154

>>64151
Try not to tense up too much and kick him away.

"Stop!"

Rolled 6 = 6

No.64155

>>64151
Rolling to give her a friendly noogie.

Rolled 8 = 8

No.64156

>>64151
What…
Cast detect alignment

Rolled 1 = 1

No.64161

>>64150
You jump in, and hump Card Trick's leg.
>>64154
You send Card staggering backwards.
>>64155
Very friendly.
>>64156
You just manage to shoot a very loud and colourful flare from your horn.
It does remove the grayness, revealing a street. There are more card board cut out pones here.

No.64163

>>64161
I stand up, blush and look away.
"Uh, sorry about that! I just got a bit too excited!"

No.64164

>>64161
"Whoa there Buttermilk. If anyone needs that kind of treatment it's Neith."

No.64166

>>64161
Punch Card Trick in the face, shaking with anger.

"NO!"

Rolled 3 = 3

No.64167

>>64161
Hey guys look there is a…
WHAT IS SHE DOING!?

No.64168

>>64163
"Yes, we noticed."
Prepare my trap. I don't like being without it.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.64169

>>64166
You can't bring yourself to do it. It didn't really hurt.
>>64168
Okay, you have it

No.64173

>>64167
"You don't have to yell, Miss Grumpy! What's the problem with being, hehe, friendly?"

No.64174

>>64167
"She's got too much energy. Come help us cheer up Neith."

No.64175

>>64173
Friendly and sluty is not the same thing.

No.64176

>>64173
"Don't. Give. Me. Noogies. They bring back bad memories."

Run the fuck out of the tavern.

Rolled 1 = 1

No.64177

>>64175
I gasp
"I'm not like that! I didn't even mean it that way! I was just happy he liked my song!"

No.64178

>>64177
Keep your hooves to yourself the next time.

No.64179

>>64176
You trip over Card and Buttermilk, who end up in a big pile with you on the floor.
You're helpless
Everyone else gets +2 to join

No.64180

>>64179
"I knew you'd come around!"
Rolling to hug Neith.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.64181

>>64179
Get the hell out of dodge

Like the wind

Rolled 4 = 4

No.64182

>>64180
Forgot my +2.

No.64183

>>64179
Jump in.
See if I can get on the bottom

Rolled 10 = 10

No.64184

>>64178
"Come on, it's all in good fun!"

>>64180
>>64181
"GROUP HUG TIME!"

Rolled 6 + 2 = 8

No.64187

>>64179
Hug her!

Rolled 3 + 2 = 5

No.64195

>>64181
you are quite stuck as everyone piles in on you
>>64180
>>64184
>>64187
Aurelia, Buttermilk and Card hug you, while >>64183 Fourtunes snuggles under you

Neith feels a familiar warmth wash over her

No.64200

>>64195
"Isn't that better?"

No.64201

>>64195
I giggle to myself.

No.64204

>>64195
NOPE NOPE NOPE

Struggle to get free.

Sanic my way out of there!

Rolled 1 = 1

No.64209

>>64204
You start leaking copious amount of pre-cuddle as you hug everyone back in one huge bear-hug
It feels so good you never want to stop

No.64216

>>64209
"Maybe you're enjoying this a bit too much. Oh well."
Keep hugging.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.64217

>>64209
Rolling to not lose my shit due to embarrassment

Rolled 3 = 3

No.64218

>>64209
"Oooooh, she really is kinky, isn't she?"

No.64220

>>64209
PFF!

Rolled 1 = 1

No.64222

>>64217
"Oh inquisitor~ I always knew you cared~"
Nibble her ear

Rolled 3 = 3

No.64227

>>64218
Rolling to see how much I enjoy this hug.
Especially hugging Card

Rolled 6 = 6

No.64238

>>64216
You let go
>>64217
Oh you totally lost it now
Which doesn't help stop the leaking
You can feel the moisture on your coat
>>64220
You lose your shit too, rolling on the floor and laughing pretty hard
It kinda kills the mood
-1 to everyone's roll next turn
>>64222
You bite down all prim and proper
>>64227
You really do
Card feel extra soft and warm when you rub your cheek against him

No.64239

>>64238
Try to get up.

Rolled 5 - 1 = 4

No.64241

>>64238
I hug harder.

Rolled 7 - 1 = 6

No.64242

>>64238
"This is the best hug ever!"

No.64243

>>64242

Rolled 10 = 10

No.64245

>>64238
Don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry keep it together don't cry

Rolled 5 = 5

No.64249

>>64245
>[u] instead of [i]

No.64257

>>64243
It really is. You radiate and happiness to everyone around you, even saving >>64245 Neith from cracking up. Instead she just shivers a bit in everyone's laps
>>64239
Well except for Aurelia. She's still giggling in the ground.
>>64241
You help Neith feel better, reminding her that she's got friends

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHlcW_lKPl4

No.64260

>>64257
Rolling to bring Aurelia into the hug.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.64262

>>64257
Why Goddesses? Why? Why must you torment me so? What have I done that you punish me so?

Try to crawl away and hide forever

Rolled 4 = 4

No.64264

>>64260
What are we going to do on the hugpile!

No.64266

>>64262
"Ah-ah aaaaaaah!"

Try to stop her to maintain the hug and stay close to Card too

Rolled 5 = 5

No.64270

>>64262
>>64260
Your exit is blocked by Aurelia wrapping her hooves around your neck.
"Love is one of the elements of Harmony, you know."
>>64266
You roll off from Card's lap to hug Neith tighter.

No.64271

>>64262
Try to restrain her for into a position that makes her more huggable

Rolled 8 = 8

No.64274

>>64270
Rolling to hug Aurelia and Neith at the same time.

Rolled 4 = 4

No.64281

>>64274
"Hey, don't you forget about me!"

Rolled 1 = 1

No.64282

>>64270
Bury my face in my hooves and hide my embarrassed blush

I whimper a little begging them to stop

Rolled 9 = 9

No.64288

>>64281
Push her a little.

Rolled 1 = 1

No.64299

>>64281
You get pushed out of the pile.
Roll not to cry
>>64274
You fail at that, being unable to reach her on the other side of Neith.
>>64271
She's in the perfect position to feel good now.
>>64282
Most of the precuddle is dried up now, and you manage to bury your face in Fourtunes's chest
You can't help but feel a little comfortable
>>64288
You kick Card.
Hard.

No.64301

>>64299
They wouldn't leave me out on purpose?

Rolled 3 = 3

No.64302

>>64299
"Now now, Inquisitor~
Just enjoy it"

Rolled 4 = 4

No.64303

>>64299
Oh Celestia im so sorry Card!
>Kiss him in the nose

No.64306

>>64303
"Are… Are you two together?"

No.64307

>>64299
I whimper and hug Neith as hard as I can.

>>64303
"Thats, ouch, okay."
I kiss her back.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.64308

>>64302
I… I need to get out! I can't handle this

Start trashing around trying to break free and fly the fuck away, this is too weird

Rolled 10 = 10

No.64330

>>64308
Just as you're about to release your cuddlejuices all over >>64307 Card, you wake up in a familiar attic. Your party is all sleeping in their beds.
Looking through the window, you can see the Sun is just about to rise.
You aren't sure if it was a nightmare, or a wonderful, wonderful dream, but it reminds you of how good you felt back in the temple ruins.
Your thoughts are cut short however, the first rays of light sting your skin.
Roll to see how far the mutation has progressed.

No.64335

>>64330
Remember you have a +1 bonus Neith.

No.64337

>>64330
Rolling

I hate everything

Rolled 8 = 8

No.64341

>>64337
I'm curious. Is the goal to roll high or roll low here?

No.64352

>>64335
err, -1 in this case
>>64337
>7
>9 last time
Your skin tingles a bit. You've become sensitive to sunlight.
It's not enough to cause anything beyond light discomfort.
>>64341
Low as possible. For example 1 was the limit for the "feeling energized by the moon" and 10 was the limit for this mutation.

No.64357

>>64352
Rolling to wake up.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.64363

>>64352
I'm really starting to become a creature of the night… A vile bloodsucking corrupted undead beast!

Rolled 9 = 9

No.64364

>>64357
Roll to wake up.
We all had the same dream, right?

Rolled 10 = 10

No.64366

No.64368

>>64363
Did not mean to roll there

No.64371

>>64368
too late

No.64377

>>64364
It was a dream?
Thank godness than means I didnt kick Card in the face!

No.64381

Walk the heck out of there. I need to be alone and don't want to deal with the goat and the trickster

Rolled 5 = 5

No.64382

>>64377
"The face? I would have sworn it was somewhere else. Thank Pinkie that it was a dream."

No.64387

>>64382
Im sorry! Give him a big hug.

No.64388

>>64377
>>64382
I jump out of bed and start to hop around filled with energy.
"I had a very silly dream too! We were all hugging each other and stuff!"

No.64389

>>64377
Your back hoof was scratching his back though. Looks like you're a restless sleeper.
>>64364
>>64357
The sun rises high enough for everyone to wake up.
Card and Buttermilk remember the dream. So does Neith.
How about the rest?
>>64363
But you can stop it without killing yourself! This is what you vehemently believe.
>>64381
You stumble in the stairs. The receptionist smiles at you.
"Did you sleep well darling!"

No.64394

>>64389
"No, no I did not."

Where are we again? Go outside and check surroundings

Rolled 8 = 8

No.64416

>>64394
Ponies are bustling down the street left and right. There are open stores and lived-in houses lining the street. Only indications that you're still within Trotheim are the rag-tag uniforms of the militia and the ruined castle atop a hill to the east.
You remember how you spent most of the last day making you way over to the southern safe zone, trying to find a way through the ruins, occasionally getting stopped by bandit or monsters.

No.64420

>>64389
"Come guys and girls. We've got a busy day ahead of us!"
I go downstairs and leave the inn.

No.64427

>>64420
I hop behind him excitedly.
"Will we sing today as well? We sang a lot in my dream too!"

No.64429

>>64420
Where is Neith?
Follow him

No.64431

>>64416
Okaaaay then. Start searching town for some kind of Mayors office of sorts.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.64432

>>64420
"Yes, we have much to do, and indeed not much time to do it."
Shoot a smile skywards and follow them.

Rolled 1 = 1

No.64434

>>64427
"You should do as much singing as you can now, because Neith isn't going to be in the mood for it if she had the same dream that we did."

>>64429
"Probably off trying to do everything on her own. I'm worried about her. There's something wrong with her, and not just because of that bite she got."

No.64437

>>64420
>>64427
The receptionist smiles at you as you pass by.
>>64429
Neith's outside, just starting to walk down the street.
>>64432
A bird craps on you.
Even if you were still inside. The window was open and the poor thing panicked.
>>64431
You find a rather large building with a clock tower and a sign which reads "MAJOR" on it, with the J written backwards.
There are three militiapones guarding the entrance.

No.64441

>>64434
"It was the strangest dream ever!"
I let out a small giggle.
"You and Aurelia were together in it? Isn't that just silly?"

No.64443

>>64437
Approach them.

"Hail, I am Neith, member of the holy inquisition. I need to speak to the pony in charge."

Rolled 10 = 10

No.64444

>>64437
Roll to contain myself and -not- stab the bird.
This can be seen as funny.
ha ha ha ha

Rolled 3 = 3

No.64450

>>64434
Maybe I do worry for her.

>>64441
What do you mean?

No.64455

>>64450
"Well you kissed each other and everything!"

No.64474

>>64443
The pony you speak to turns to the one next to him.
"Whuzzat?"
This pony then turns to the third one, who has some stripes on his sleeves.
"Inkvisition? Didn't the boss say somethin' about thems holy ponies?"
The sarge then speaks to you
"It's been a while since we've had government people visit our fine town. What's your business about?"
>>64444
You snap the bird's neck with your cane and throw it outside.
"Oh boy a dinner!"
Can be heard from down below.

No.64478

>>64455
Oh we do that every now and then.
>whisper in her ear
He is a great kisser~

No.64479

>>64474
Well that was calming. Time to join the others. After I get the crap off my face.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.64487

>>64478
I blush.
"Yo-you do? Umm.. wow.. I.. Guess you are really lucky then!"
I try to fake a smile

Rolled 6 = 6

No.64488

>>64474
Try to not get too irritated by these nitwits.

"I need to ask him some questions. Now let me in."

Rolled 4 = 4

No.64497

>>64487
Oh I know, isnt he perfect?

No.64503

>>64497
"Yeah, he is… I guess you play duets and dance together everyday, right?"

No.64514

>>64503
Sometimes, im not much of a singer but he is great.

No.64515

>>64479
You clean your face and proceed to follow the party.
Everyone can see Neith talking to the guards near the "town hall"
>>64487
It's convincing.
>>64488
"I'll have ta ask the boss, wait here, please."

No.64521

>>64514
"You don't sing with him every day? How can you? Don't you think he misses that? Well, that will change now that I'm here!"

No.64524

>>64521
"I sing in the shower. It's been a while since I've had a shower instead of a dip in a pond or river though."

No.64525

>>64521
Some nights we just cuddle you know? Is relaxing.

No.64526

>>64521
"What's all this about singing?"

Rolled 1 = 1

No.64546

>>64524
"Well, we need to practice some duets then, don't you think? I just know we'll make a great pair!"
Flash a big smile.

>>64526
"Singing is everything, always!"

No.64555

>>64546
"We can sing a victory song once we've cured Neith."
I walk over to Neith and stand next to her.

No.64560

>>64555
"Awwww, and until then?"
I follow.

No.64562

>>64515
Do as said.

>>64555
Shuffle a little away from him

Rolled 4 = 4

No.64564

>>64562
"What's the matter? It was only a dream."
I give her a big, toothy smile.

No.64565

>>64562
>Stand next to her
Something wrong Neith?

No.64567

>>64562
You lean on to him.
The sarge comes back.
"I see you've brought your family with you. Go on in, the boss is in there."

No.64571

>>64564
"A terrible nightmare you mean."

>>64567
"These ponies aren't with me sergeant, just keep them waiting outside."

Walk in

Rolled 8 = 8

No.64574

>>64571
"Yes, 'sister' let's go."
I chuckle and follow her in.

No.64575

>>64571
"Why would you deny me, mommy?"
I fake a big frown with puppy eyes, then start to laugh.

No.64576

No.64578

>>64574
Hold him back.

"I said: These ponies AREN'T with me. I'm going alone."

Walk in further

>>64575
"You are a perfect inspiration for birth control."

Rolled 1 = 1

No.64579

>>64576

Rolled 9 = 9

No.64581

>>64578
I laugh.
"That was a good one, if a bit mean! I didn't knew you liked jokes too!"

No.64584

>>64578
>>64571
You drag Card in with you while the rest have to wait outside.

It's a large hall with pillars lining the sides. The room is well lit through some huge stained glass windows. In the very end is a table filled with papers and pouches of coins. A pony resembling Greasy is sitting behind it, counting some bits.
He's thin, and his hair is shining black, but much thinner than Greasy's.
He doesn't lift his head as you walk in.
"Name and business. I understand you have some questions for me?"
He finishes scribbling something down before finally looking you two over.

No.64586

>>64584
I turn to the guards.
"Do you like music?"

No.64598

lets see if there is anything interesting in sight here

Rolled 5 = 5

No.64603

>>64584
At least I didn't drag that Trickster inside.

"Yes. I am Neith of the holy Inquisition. I'm on a mission to hunt down a vampire that was sighted in the temple ruins up north. I have come to ask you for information and possibly help. For the Inquisition."

Rolled 6 = 6

No.64606

>>64584
>>64603
"We also need a source of pure alcohol."

No.64652

>>64586
"yeah"
"sure"
"uhhuh"
>>64598
There's about dozen taverns sprawled around the square the town hall is on.
Most of them have been opened in old residential houses or general stores.
>>64606
"There's about a dozen bars, pubs, and moonshine stills out there. Just pick yer poison."
>>64603
"Well… let me think about that…"
He idly starts flipping a coin in his hooves.

No.64660

>>64652
"Well then listen to this!"
I start to trot around while playing a soldier-march resembling, but still upbeat note on my trumphet.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.64662

>>64652
"…"

Wait patiently, making sure Card doesn't get too close

Rolled 1 = 1

No.64665

>>64652
"It's not smart to keep her waiting. She has any itchy triggerhoof."

No.64669

>>64662
>>64665
He puts the coin on the table, taps it and coughs loudly.

>>64662
You stretch and put your hoof around Card's neck.

>>64660
The youngest pony claps and the rest smile at you.
"More! More!"

>>64665
"Yeah, this info's just pretty deeply buried in my treasury"

No.64676

>>64669
I lean down my head near ground and look up at them with a wide smile.
"Saaaaaaaaaaaay the magic word!"

No.64680

>>64669
Wince and quickly retract my hoof

Why did I do that…

"…"

Keep waiting… patiently… Don't get mad…

Rolled 2 = 2

No.64682

>>64669
"You are protecting a vampire unless we play you? I'm a follow of Pinkie Pie and a pretty carefree guy, but I'm not going to stop the Inquisitor when she does whatever she's going to do to you if you don't talk."

No.64685

>>64682
>unless we pay you

No.64692

>>64652
Well, at least I can get a drink.
Spin around on the spot and point at a random tavern, then go in and ask for the house special.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.64697

>>64692
>Sit with him
What ya doing Fourtunes?

No.64702

>>64697
"Enjoying a liquid smile"

Rolled 5 = 5

No.64711

>>64702
Whats a liquid smile?

No.64716

>>64680
Your face flushes noticeably.
>>64682
Oily looks at Neith and then back to you
"You know, okay, it's just that running a town like this is pretty expensive, ya know?"
He starts pacing behind his desk.
"Well, I can't really say I can monitor everything that comes in and goes out from here."
He sits down again.
"But there's, uh, a kind of an information fence 'round these parts…"
>>64692
You found a very clean bar with some nice furniture. The barmaid is a pretty mare who quickly serves you your drink.
It tastes like ethanol and strawberries.

No.64722

>>64716
I sigh.
"Then tell us about him and anything you do know."

No.64726

>>64711
>>64716
"Strawberries in booze by the taste of it"
lets see how hard it kicks

Rolled 1 = 1

No.64727

>>64676
The youngest militia member is practically bouncing in place
"Please!"
The sarge looks amused by all this.

No.64733

>>64726
Alcohol? Oh no I cant drink that.
Ask the mare if they have cold milk.

No.64735

>>64727
"Just because you said so nicely!"
I take out my drums and harmonice, and do a little dance on my hindlegs while playing.

Rolled 5 = 5

No.64749

>>64722
>>64716
Stay quiet and let Card Trick do the talking.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.64769

>>64735
You have to return to all fours once in a while but the number is still great.
The militiamen pool some coins and give you 15 bits.
>>64749
You shout some obscenities, making Oily hide under his table
>>64722
"Like I said, I don't! There's a grave yard in the northwestern corner, but it ain't exactly safe, what with all the robbers in the ruins! You could go and find this fence, goes by the name of Thick, he hangs around the red lantern district!"
>>64726
You're apparently made from cellophane.
You're badly slurring and the world's turned upside down.
Or did you just fall on the floor?
Roll to stay conscious.

No.64771

>>64769
"TIS' NOTHING!"

Rolled 9 = 9

No.64775

>>64769
I bow to them, and collect the bits, then lean at a wall, and feign a bored tone.
"I don't suppose you'd like to see anymore, right?"
Then I give them a sly smile.

No.64778

>>64769
"Thank you. If you're lucky there won't be any inquisitors showing up in a few days to make sure you aren't some vampire's minion. Come on, Neith."
I turn and leave.

No.64782

>>64769
Turn to Card.

"I suppose we should go find this Fence first then."

>>64778
"Uhh, right!"

Wait, did he just order me around? What's wrong with me!? This isn't right!

Rolled 8 = 8

No.64801

>>64782
I lower my voice so that only she can hear.
"If you need to talk about what's happening I'm here for you. I can tell this is affecting you pretty badly but we'll get you cured in a day, two at the very most."

No.64813

>>64771
Yup, nothing.
You even manage to climb back to sitting position.
The pretty mare walks back to you
"Want another?"
She then turns to Ariccia
"Sorry, we don't have milk, the cows stopped producing any when the meteorite hit."
>>64775
The middle pone gets excited
"Oh boy!"
He begins unzipping his uniform, but the sarge slaps him in the back of his head, sending him face first into a puddle.
"If ya feel up to it."
The youngest pone chimes in
"Please?"
>>64782
It was more of a suggestion.
>>64778
It's pretty sunny outside, for once. You can see dark green clouds hanging over most of the city, but not here.
You can see Fourtunes in one of the bars, and Buttermilk hopping around with the militiapones.

No.64815

>>64813
"I'm not even here Nasse! Don't be silly!"

No.64817

>>64813
"Hit me."

Rolled 1 = 1

No.64824

>>64801
I look at him, offended

"What, you think I can't handle this or something? I've been through worse, this doesn't bother me at all. Just a minor inconvenience until we kill that vampire."

No.64826

>>64813
>>64815
AURELIA
SHE TURNS TO AURELIA

No.64827

>>64813
I go into the bar.
"Aurelia, Fourtunes, we have a pony we need to visit."

>>64824
"You're a smart mare. Talking helps. All you have to do is justify it in your head. Maybe talking and letting some stress go will make you a better tool or whatever you think you are."

No.64832

>>64817
She punches you squarely on the snout.
Roll to see how damaged it gets.

No.64837

>>64813
"Well, since you've been such a great crowd!"

I play some polka on my accordion, while singing about how a young and eager pony who just got recruited got promoted in a month to the highest posssible position because he was such a good and hard working little buck.
When I finish the song, I give a wide grin and a wink at the youngest pony.

Rolled 4 = 4

No.64846

>>64832
"Ow. Saw that coming though…"

Rolled 4 = 4

No.64855

>>64827
"I don't see why that would be necessary. I never needed to talk about things before. I see no reason to change habits of a lifetime today."

>>64832
>>64846
"I see you are managing to annoy other ponies enough with your clown antics."

Rolled 2 = 2

No.64860

>>64837
It's a happy tune.
The sarge seems to enjoy it the least, you can guess he's been stuck in that position for a while.
The youngest pony gets excited.
>>64846
You get a nose bleed.

No.64864

>>64855
"Oh please. I'm a follower of Pinkie Pie. If anyone knows the benefits of talking it's me."

No.64867

>>64860
"Oh great…
Uh, could I get.. something for the bleeding?"

Rolled 7 = 7

No.64872

>>64860
I bow deeply to them.
"I'm afraid that's all for today folks! I have to get back to my friends! You were a great crowd! Thank you, thank you!"

No.64878

>>64872
The youngest pony slumps a bit, and all three clap to you.

No.64881

>>64864
"Talk is cheap."

I'm fine. It doesn't bother me at all. The bard is just crazy.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.64892

>>64881
But if talk is cheap, surely you can afford it?

No.64895

>>64878
"Aww, don't frown, I must entertrain others as well! Maybe we'll meet again sometime!
Bye!"

I wave to them and look for the others.

No.64897

>>64892
Shut up brain. I don't need money.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.64905

>>64897
But everypony has friends
Maybe you should too
>>64895
You find them at a pub.

No.64909

>>64905
"Hey, what's up?"

No.64916

>>64909
"This."
Point at my nose

Rolled 10 = 10

No.64925

>>64905
Friends… I don't need friends. I've done just fine all my life. Friends don't guarantee happiness. They'll always slow you down and create a weak point that can be exploited by evil… just like 'love'

… shut up brain.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.64926

>>64916
"Your nose is up? That's good! A low nose means someone is having a bad time, and if your nose is up then you are probably happy!"

No.64930

"Are we ready to go now? What's that look on your face, Neith?"

No.64932

>>64926
I Chuckle
That was decently funny

Lets see how hard I laugh

Rolled 6 = 6

No.64934

>>64925
A strong mare like you could protect herself and her friends if it came to that

No.64946

>>64934
Don't try and flatter me, you know that wont work. If I'm strong enough to protect myself, why would I need friends?

Rolled 10 = 10

No.64947

>>64932
You give a hearty laugh
Looks like the bleeding's stopped
the snout is still a bit sore and red though.

END OF SESSION
NEXT TIME: THE PARTY WILL DO WHATEVER THEY WANT TO

No.64953

>>64946
To keep you company
You know you like it

No.64956

>>64934
>>64953
What's going on in here?

No.64961

>>64953
The COMPANY I had so far has done nothing but annoy and violate me.



I suppose the Cleric and her Bard friend are alright…

Rolled 9 = 9

No.64968

>>64956
"Pinkie Pie uses quotes here"
>>64961
Yes they are, and try to understand the clown
He is on a mission from his god, he can't help it

No.64974

>>64968
"oooh, ooh, talk to me, talk to me too!"

No.64981

>>64968


Who are you? You're not my brain

Rolled 10 = 10

No.64987

>>64981
Yes I am

No.64999

>>64987
Ignore the voice in my head, clearly I am going insane now… great

Rolled 6 = 6

No.65763

Report in

No.65765

>>65763
Boop!

No.65766

No.65767

>>65763
Repent, sinners

No.65768

>>65763
Here.

No.65769

>>65768
Mwrooooar

No.65771

>>65765
>>65766
>>65767
>>65768
>4/6
Good enough.
It's sunny, and you're in the middle of the town built within a town, the southern safe zone. It's up to the party what they do next.

No.65772

>>65771
I turn to the others.
"I need to get to a shop real quick! A special shop! Can I do that?"

No.65773

>>65772
Sure I guess we are going to the graveyard.

No.65774

>>65773
"A graveyard? Why?"

No.65775

>>65773
"No we aren't. We're going to find that information fence first."

>>65772
"Suit yourself, but I'm not waiting for you, goat."

No.65777

>>65775
"I just need you to tell me where you'll go and a way to find you!"

No.65778

>>65775
What fence?

No.65779

>>65777
"I'd rather never be found again."

>>65778
"Someone called Thick, I believe."

Start making my way over to the Red Lantern thing

No.65780

>>65779
Ok, where are we going?

No.65781

>>65779
I turn to one of the others before they leave.
"How will I be able to find you?"

No.65782

>>65780
"The Red Lantern district."

No.65783

>>65781
"Just come looking. That's always worked for me in the past."

No.65784

>>65782
Is she looking for some "fun"?

No.65785

>>65782
"PFhahaha, why would you be going there? You think they can cure Miss Grumpy Pants there?"

No.65786

The red lantern district has multiple whore houses, bars and "equipment shops" in it. Some drunken ponies are sleeping in the gutter, some are being supported by their girls on their way home or another pub.

No.65787

>>65784
"Nope, that's where the fence lives."

No.65788

>>65786
Im sure Sky is going to love this place.

>>65787
Ok.

No.65789

>>65786
Meanwhile, I go and look for a music shop.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.65791

>>65786
Keep a watchful eye on my surroundings with a disgusted look on my face.

See if I can find someone who could know where Thick lives

Rolled 2 = 2

No.65792

>>65786
"A bar would be our best bet."
I enter the nearest bar and sit down at the counter.

No.65795

>>65789
You find one in the corner. An old mare runs the shop.
"What can I get ya, darlin'?"
>>65791
You find a manwhore. He eyes you for a while.
"10 bits an hour. Just for you."
>>65792
You enter a smoky, shoddy looking bar. A very tired bartender is cleaning glasses behind a counter, though the piece of cloth he uses only makes them dirtier.
A mare is doing a dance on stage.

No.65796

>>65795
You should use a clean piece of cloth sir.

No.65797

>>65795
Do I have enough money?
"Hi! My name is Buttermilk Sky and I'm I'd really really really really really like to get my hooves on a flute! But the flute is only second on the list, more importantly, I also need either a small banjo or an ukulele!"

No.65798

>>65795
"Leave me alone, filth. I have no quarrel with you."

Spit on the ground in front of him and go in after Card

Rolled 8 = 8

No.65799

>>65795
"Bartender, I need a drink and some information. How much?"

No.65804

>>65796
"If it bothers ya, buy a bottle."
He spits in a glass.
>>65799
"Pick yer poison first. What kinda info?"
>>65798
You enter the bar, and the dancing mare winks at you.
>>65797
"I do have an ukulele."
She goes to the back room and soon brings out a small instrument.
"I fear I haven't got any flutes though. I saw your play earlier on the square, you don't have to pay for this silly thing."

No.65808

>>65804
Shudder a little, already thoroughly disgusted by this palace of sin and lust.

"Where is Thick. We need information from him."

Rolled 3 + 1 = 4

No.65810

>>65804
"Really? Thank you thank thank you so much!"
If she hands me over the ukulele, I try it out and play a short and happy and entertraining little tune on it.

Rolled 8 = 8

No.65811

>>65787
Hmm…
I'm gonna see if I can find some information on the fence on the street.

No.65812

>>65804
But if you only have dirty glasses ponies are not going to return to your bar.

No.65814

>>65804
"Something from the middle of the shelf. I'm looking for a pony by the name of Thick."

No.65815

>>65811
Aaand I fucked that one up. Rolling this time.

Rolled 1 = 1

No.65818

>>65812
The bartender glances at you
"Buy somethin' or get out."
>>65810
The mare giggles. "How cute."
>>65814
You get a glass of brown liquid.
Or at least you're pretty sure it's liquid.
"If you can down that and stay conscious, I'll tell ya."
>>65808
The bartender ignores you.
>>65815
A gang of Zebras drags you to an alley
"Sure, I'll show ya thick!"

No.65820

>>65818
But im with him.

No.65821

>>65818
Drink it all in one go.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.65823

>>65818
Word of Power

"TELL ME WHERE THICK IS OR I WILL DECORATE THESE WALLS WITH WHAT IS LEFT OF YOUR BRAINS, WASTREL!"

Take out my pistol and shove it in his face.

Rolled 1 + 1 = 2

No.65830

>>65818
I put the ukulele away, and fish out a cookie from my bag of confectionaries.
"Here, let me give you this cookie at least! And are you sure you don't have in posession of at least a western concert flute?"

No.65835

>>65821
It tastes like someone mixed pesto, pea soup and cough syrup.
Roll to see how drunk you get. (-2 to the roll)
>>65823
You drop your gun, foam a little from your mouth and get thrown out of the bar.
You can see ponies evacuating your immediate vicinity.
>>65830
"I am pretty sure, but I guess I can check for you."
Roll to see if she has a flute.

No.65836

>>65835
I hop in place excitedly.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.65837

>>65835
Pinkie get me through this, come on girl.

Rolled 7 - 2 = 5

No.65838

>>65835
Grit my teeth in anger. How dare they throw me out!

I should torch this vile place of sin… Lucky them the bard and cleric are still inside.

Instead I'll just ask somepony if they know where Thick is.

Rolled 4 = 4

No.65839

>>65818
"Yeah… Fuck you."
I bare my teeth and try to scare them.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.65840

>>65836
"Well, here ya go darling. It's pretty expensive though. 50 bits."
She shows you a silver-covered flute.
>>65837
You throw up a bit in your mouth, but you manage to stay relatively sober.
"Okay, that's pretty impressive. Most customers throw up from the smell alone. Thick enjoys most of his free time in the three flowers brothel."
>>65838
Some passers by just shrug, and most pass you by.
You can see suspicious movement in one of the alleys.

No.65843

>>65840
Investigate said alleyway

Rolled 3 = 3

No.65845

>>65840
"Let me check if I have that much on me!"

Rolled 10 = 10

No.65847

>>65839
One of the Zebras grabs you by the throat while the rest undress themselves.
>>65843
The leader of the Zebra gang turns to you
"Piss off, bitch!"
>>65845
You sure do.
Actually I'm tired of trying to keep track of everyone's money.
The amount of money the party has is abstract.

No.65848

>>65847
I pay for.
"Yay, thank you very much!"

No.65849

>>65840
"Thanks."
I pay for the drink and leave.

No.65850

>>65849
Are we going to the brothel without Neith?

No.65851

>>65850
"No. Why would you think that?"

No.65852

>>65847
"WHAT MATTER OF PERVERSITY IS THIS? YOU DARE COMMAND ME!? I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A STAKE!"

Take out my whip and get to work. Crippling shot. If one of them flops out his dick, you know what to do Nasse.

Rolled 5 + 1 = 6

No.65853

>>65851
Just asking, where is Ali?

No.65854

>>65849
And I take her gun before I leave.

No.65855

>>65853
"She should be around here somewhere."
I look for Ali.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.65856

>>65852
You quickly incapacitate their leader, while the rest of the gang drops Ali and runs off into the labyrinth of alleyways and sewers.
The leader is helpless on the ground, but doesn't make any effort to fight back.

No.65857

>>65855
you hear the whip crack and Neith's scream.

No.65858

>>65856
"You don't deserve last words, filth!"

Decapitate him with my sword.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.65859

I thank the nice mare once again, leave the music shop, then go and look for the others.

Rolled 8 = 8

No.65860

>>65857
"This way!"
I run towards Neith's scream and pull out my mace.

No.65862

>>65860
Follow him.

No.65867

>>65858
You cut his head off, but not before he lets out a scream.
All the activity in the red lantern district stops as they turn to see where it came from.
Now would be the perfect time to roll for mutations.
>>65860
>>65862
You see Neith standing with Ali and a decapitated Zebra in the alleyway.
>>65859
You find everyone in the said alleyway.

No.65868

>>65867
"Uhhh, Neith?"

No.65869

>>65867
We should go, now.

No.65870

>>65867
So someone can get raped without trouble in a alleyway and a battle can go on without trouble as well but the moment someone gets killed everyone instantly knows about it?

Rolling

Rolled 4 = 4

No.65871

>>65867
"Uh oh, am I interrupting at a bad time?"

No.65872

>>65870
They had the common sense to muffle the victim first.
Besides there was no combat really.
>20
You can feel a sharp pain in your mouth as your canines grow into small fangs.
The ponies have started moving again on the streets.
Apparently this is somewhat normal going in the district.

No.65873

>>65872
I frown a bit at the sight.
"Let's just go from here… I don't like this alley…"

No.65875

>>65872
"Come on everyone, I found out where we can find Thick."

No.65877

>>65872
Neith we know where Thick is.

No.65880

>>65875
>>65877
"And who is that?"

No.65882

>>65872
Spit on the body
"Rapist filth! May your days in the Underworld be as miserable as the pains you inflicted on your victims!"

>>65877
"Lead the way then. This place sickens me beyond belief."

Rolled 5 = 5

No.65883

>>65882
Rolling to find the Three Flowers brothel.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.65885

>>65882
Do you know where the three flowers brothel is?

No.65886

>>65885
Look at her dumbfounded

"Do I LOOK like I'm from around here?"

No.65887

>>65886
shrug

"Maybe we should ask for directions."

No.65889

>>65887
"Wait!"
I start to play the drums, and ask Pinkie Pie for directions in exchange.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.65890

>>65883
You get lost.
Throw another dice.

No.65891

>>65890

Rolled 10 = 10

No.65895

>>65891
…You stumble upon a crate. On it sits a leprechaun.
"Hello y'all. I can give ya almost whatever your heart desires, or you can take the mystery box."

No.65899

>>65895
"Oooh, Oooh, The Box! The Box!"

No.65900

>>65895
"I already have what my heart desire"
Hug Card
"So the box!"

No.65902

>>65895
I take my broken banjo out of my bag and show it to him.
"Can you fix my banjo? Maybe even make it better than it was before without changing the shape or smell or feel or look of it?"

No.65905

>>65902
"You cannot possibly be serious. It's just a stupid instrument Bard."

No.65906

>>65905
"No it isnt!"

No.65907

>>65900
I hug her back.
"That's sweet of you to say."

>>65905
"Your right, I thought of something better. Leprechaun, my friend here was bitten by a vampire. Can you cure her instead?"

No.65908

>>65907
Muzzle his neck

"Oh thats a better idea"

No.65909

>>65907
"Of course, but then you'd have made the whole trip to this end of town all for nothing. Are you sure that's what you want?"

No.65911

>>65909
"I'm okay with the box too!"

No.65912

>>65909
"We still have to kill the vampire that bit her."

No.65918

>>65912
"Okay!"
He snaps his fingers, the box disappears.
He taps his heels, Neith no longer wheels the tingling from the sun, or the energy of the moon.
He claps, and stops Neith's mutation.
He lets out a hearty laugh and disappears himself.
Neith is cured, but she still has some impressive fangs on her mouth.

You quickly find the way to the three flowers hotel. On the sign are the pictures of a rose, a lily, and a daisy.
The front side of the brothel looks quite clean and well kept, even having some flowers planted under the windows.

No.65924

>>65918
"Awwwww, I wanted the box…"

No.65926

>>65918
"How do you feel, Neith?"

No.65927

>>65918
You look cool with fangs anyway.

>>65924
Our friend is more important than a box.

No.65928

>>65918
I blink my eyes in disbelief a few times as I look myself over. Not believing what just happened, I look over to Card Trick.

"You… You… You cured me…"

No.65929

>>65927
"But maybe the box had the cure, AAAAAAAAAAAAND more!"

No.65930

>>65928
"Well, technically the leprechaun did. Why are you so surprised though? You're my friend and I had a chance to cure you so I cured you. We can have a dentist take care of those fangs after we get rid of the vampire."

No.65931

>>65928
I jump around her excitedly.
"Oooh, oooh, does that mean that you will stop being a grump? This needs to be celebrated!"

I take out my trumphet and start to play.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.65936

>>65931
You play a very happy song, it is time for celebration after all.
Everyone feels more relaxed and happy, and some ponies are even stopping to listen to you.

No.65940

>>65931
I clap.
"That was a good song. Are we ready to go find Thick now?"

No.65941

>>65930
My lower lip trembles in sheer happiness as the realization fully dawns over me. I sanic my way over to Card and hug him tightly and happily.

"Thank you. Thank you so much. You've… You've done more for me then anypony else ever has."

No.65942

>>65941
Join the hug!

No.65943

>>65940
I hop in place and flash him a smile
"I think so!"

Rolled 9 = 9

No.65944

>>65941
I hug her back.
"I'm your friend, Neith. Friends do things like this for each other."

No.65947

This hors is bloated beyond usefulness
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