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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giUzNIliJSk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UbGtjnluyY
The party is gathered in front of a huge metal gate leading to some underground labyrinth of catacombs, caverns and crypts. On it's left is a statue of a pony wearing plate armour brandished with the icons of the sun, on it's right a robed, hunchbacked creature pleading for mercy.
The skies are dark, and it's gonna rain soon.
Merry draws a small sword from his back, and holds it with a shaking hoof
"I think I can take care of myself, are you ready to go?"
Players, report in
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UbGtjnluyY
The party is gathered in front of a huge metal gate leading to some underground labyrinth of catacombs, caverns and crypts. On it's left is a statue of a pony wearing plate armour brandished with the icons of the sun, on it's right a robed, hunchbacked creature pleading for mercy.
The skies are dark, and it's gonna rain soon.
Merry draws a small sword from his back, and holds it with a shaking hoof
"I think I can take care of myself, are you ready to go?"
Players, report in
>>57724
You can see the walls are coloured dull brown, and that there is a rugged carpet on the ground. The end of the hallway has a large double door in it.
>>57726
>>57723
Card Trick is baffled, as there seems to be no damage to the door, like the lock wasn't there at all, until Fourtunes points out the lock on the floor, opened with a key that's currently lying on the ground.
>>57727
"Please, there's no need to be rude!"
>>57728
As far as you know, it is. The hallway has been carved in the rock.
You can see the walls are coloured dull brown, and that there is a rugged carpet on the ground. The end of the hallway has a large double door in it.
>>57726
>>57723
Card Trick is baffled, as there seems to be no damage to the door, like the lock wasn't there at all, until Fourtunes points out the lock on the floor, opened with a key that's currently lying on the ground.
>>57727
"Please, there's no need to be rude!"
>>57728
As far as you know, it is. The hallway has been carved in the rock.
>>57737
No
>>57735
>>57736
>>57738
The double doors swing open to reveal a square room, it's rather unremarkable; there are a couple of stone benches on the sides of the room, some statue in the middle and about 4 bloodstained corpses on the ground.
There are two ways out of the room, in addition to the doors you came in through. One door is open, one is not.
>>57738
Merry pouts and walks to Card Trick
"Is she always like this?"
No
>>57735
>>57736
>>57738
The double doors swing open to reveal a square room, it's rather unremarkable; there are a couple of stone benches on the sides of the room, some statue in the middle and about 4 bloodstained corpses on the ground.
There are two ways out of the room, in addition to the doors you came in through. One door is open, one is not.
>>57738
Merry pouts and walks to Card Trick
"Is she always like this?"
>>57743
Okay, it's ready
I still don't what kind of a trap it is
>>57745
The statue's snout drops off, scaring you.
>>57746
They were Zombies when killed, most of them have been bashed with a blunt object.
>>57747
It's a large tomb, with dozens of corpses lining the alcoves on the walls. There are hoof prints in the dust and another door at the end. Something's crawling on the ground.
Okay, it's ready
I still don't what kind of a trap it is
>>57745
The statue's snout drops off, scaring you.
>>57746
They were Zombies when killed, most of them have been bashed with a blunt object.
>>57747
It's a large tomb, with dozens of corpses lining the alcoves on the walls. There are hoof prints in the dust and another door at the end. Something's crawling on the ground.
>>57753
It's a coffin storage room. Some of the lids have had handles installed so they can be used as makeshift shields.
>>57754
It's evil alright.
>>57755
As you get closer, you see it's a ghoul whose legs have been smashed to smithereens. It is dragging itself around with it's forehooves.
It has noticed you, and turned to face you.
>>57752
The bodies remain still.
A worm crawls out of one's eye socket.
It's a coffin storage room. Some of the lids have had handles installed so they can be used as makeshift shields.
>>57754
It's evil alright.
>>57755
As you get closer, you see it's a ghoul whose legs have been smashed to smithereens. It is dragging itself around with it's forehooves.
It has noticed you, and turned to face you.
>>57752
The bodies remain still.
A worm crawls out of one's eye socket.
>>57760
As you open one of the coffins,a swarm of bats quickly assaults you and then escapes out into the dark city. Roll to see if they managed to scar you.
>>57761
You nail it's head to the ground with a knife before it even has a chance to say "braaaainssss"
>>57762
You barge into the room, but the ghoul is already dead
>>57764
The room is pretty unremarkable, but you can hear some sounds of fighting from a few rooms ahead.
As you open one of the coffins,a swarm of bats quickly assaults you and then escapes out into the dark city. Roll to see if they managed to scar you.
>>57761
You nail it's head to the ground with a knife before it even has a chance to say "braaaainssss"
>>57762
You barge into the room, but the ghoul is already dead
>>57764
The room is pretty unremarkable, but you can hear some sounds of fighting from a few rooms ahead.
>>57768
You rush past a room, and two to see where the fight is happening, only to run straight into a thick, wooden door that doesn't seem to budge.
>>57771
You follow suit.
>>57772
It hurts a bit, but your beautiful features remain unscratched.
>>57773
You squish the worm with your hooves. Not very dexterous of you.
>>57775
Some of the dead are wearing once-ornate armour, but currently, only rust and mold remain.
You rush past a room, and two to see where the fight is happening, only to run straight into a thick, wooden door that doesn't seem to budge.
>>57771
You follow suit.
>>57772
It hurts a bit, but your beautiful features remain unscratched.
>>57773
You squish the worm with your hooves. Not very dexterous of you.
>>57775
Some of the dead are wearing once-ornate armour, but currently, only rust and mold remain.
>>57849
Inside is a large round room. In the middle a character clad in a white robe wielding a sword is fighting a giant bat-like creature.
Merry peeks in from the door
"That's the abbot! We must help him!"
He starts going through his scrolls.
The bat, whose coat is gray and his wings tattered and torn is just about to plunge against the pony.
>>57848
You hide in the shadows. You are now hidden.
Inside is a large round room. In the middle a character clad in a white robe wielding a sword is fighting a giant bat-like creature.
Merry peeks in from the door
"That's the abbot! We must help him!"
He starts going through his scrolls.
The bat, whose coat is gray and his wings tattered and torn is just about to plunge against the pony.
>>57848
You hide in the shadows. You are now hidden.
>>57860
Hitting something from the move is pretty hard, and you miss by a mile.
>>57859
The bat glances at you for a second, before continuing it's plunge
>>57861
Until Neith surprises it by hitting it's side with her pistol.
The bat crashes to the ground, sending dust and pieces of masonry flying in the air. The pone turns to you, surprised.
>>57862
You make your entry, singing perfectly in-tune.
Hitting something from the move is pretty hard, and you miss by a mile.
>>57859
The bat glances at you for a second, before continuing it's plunge
>>57861
Until Neith surprises it by hitting it's side with her pistol.
The bat crashes to the ground, sending dust and pieces of masonry flying in the air. The pone turns to you, surprised.
>>57862
You make your entry, singing perfectly in-tune.
>>57887
"Who? What are you talking about?! There's no one there!"
Merry has disappeared.
>>57884
The bat taps you on the shoulder.
As you turn around, you get the same treatment as Ali.
>>57888
As it's slapping Fourtunes around, you stab at his back. He starts trashing around. Roll to not get thrown off his back.
"Who? What are you talking about?! There's no one there!"
Merry has disappeared.
>>57884
The bat taps you on the shoulder.
As you turn around, you get the same treatment as Ali.
>>57888
As it's slapping Fourtunes around, you stab at his back. He starts trashing around. Roll to not get thrown off his back.
>>57939
There's a poof, and a rabbit starts jumping around.
The bat swings it's wing at you. Roll to not get stunned.
>>57941
You jump on your hooves.
>>57946
You jump, and miss, but just barely.
You sink your knife in it's feet instead.
>>57947
You stumble and drop your spear.
The abbot slashes one of the bat's wings off. It can no longer fly.
There's a poof, and a rabbit starts jumping around.
The bat swings it's wing at you. Roll to not get stunned.
>>57941
You jump on your hooves.
>>57946
You jump, and miss, but just barely.
You sink your knife in it's feet instead.
>>57947
You stumble and drop your spear.
The abbot slashes one of the bat's wings off. It can no longer fly.
>>57961
You pick up your spear, but miss the huge bat.
>>57962
You quickly draw your pistol, and deliver an accurate shot to it's side. The creature staggers, but quickly regains it's footing.
>>57965
It dives forward for your neck, but >>57964 drives her dagger through it's eye. The creature screams and jumps on a beam protruding from the ceiling.
>>57968
You throw your cane through the bat, sending blood gushing from the wound. The bat slumps, and the cane falls back to your hoof.
The abbot sits down, but doesn't lower his sword.
"Stay back…I can still fight!"
His breathing is clearly labored.
You pick up your spear, but miss the huge bat.
>>57962
You quickly draw your pistol, and deliver an accurate shot to it's side. The creature staggers, but quickly regains it's footing.
>>57965
It dives forward for your neck, but >>57964 drives her dagger through it's eye. The creature screams and jumps on a beam protruding from the ceiling.
>>57968
You throw your cane through the bat, sending blood gushing from the wound. The bat slumps, and the cane falls back to your hoof.
The abbot sits down, but doesn't lower his sword.
"Stay back…I can still fight!"
His breathing is clearly labored.
>>58079
"Jails, storage rooms, tombs."
>>58083
You see jails, storage rooms, and tombs, most of them empty or too dark to see in.
>>58081
He leads the party to a narrow bridge, only two ponies wide.
A party of Ghouls blocks your way. There are maybe 15 of them.
The abbot doesn't stop to think, instead rushing in and dropping 3 of them off to the darkness below with one swoop of his blade.
"Jails, storage rooms, tombs."
>>58083
You see jails, storage rooms, and tombs, most of them empty or too dark to see in.
>>58081
He leads the party to a narrow bridge, only two ponies wide.
A party of Ghouls blocks your way. There are maybe 15 of them.
The abbot doesn't stop to think, instead rushing in and dropping 3 of them off to the darkness below with one swoop of his blade.
>>58092
You jump straight off the bridge, and only barely manage to hang on the ledge with your hooves.
>>58096
You're quickly joined by Ali, who grabs a hold of your tail.
>>58095
You hit one in the head, splattering it's brains on top of a few others, who go to frenzy.
the abbot bucks one off the bridge, and slashes one's head off.
You jump straight off the bridge, and only barely manage to hang on the ledge with your hooves.
>>58096
You're quickly joined by Ali, who grabs a hold of your tail.
>>58095
You hit one in the head, splattering it's brains on top of a few others, who go to frenzy.
the abbot bucks one off the bridge, and slashes one's head off.
>>58108
You wriggle furiously, which almost causes you to lose your grip. Better not do that.
>>58112
Despite Neith's best efforts,and with Fourtunes's help, you manage to grab a hold of her shoulders and neck. You're now hugging her.
>>58103
You're of no help to her.
>>58104
You fire with deadly accuracy, killing two ghouls with one shot.
The abbot slices a ghoul in half, scaring a few of them off the bridge in the progress.
You wriggle furiously, which almost causes you to lose your grip. Better not do that.
>>58112
Despite Neith's best efforts,and with Fourtunes's help, you manage to grab a hold of her shoulders and neck. You're now hugging her.
>>58103
You're of no help to her.
>>58104
You fire with deadly accuracy, killing two ghouls with one shot.
The abbot slices a ghoul in half, scaring a few of them off the bridge in the progress.
>>58129
Your shot misses, but ricochets off the ground and hit's a ghoul's knee.
>>58132
>>58137
>>58142
You manage to get Ali and Neith back up to the bridge, despite Neith letting go.
>>58134
Your coat feel slightly damp after the contact.
The abbot swings his sword in a wide arc, cutting down the rest of the ghouls.
"Are you ready to continue?"
Your shot misses, but ricochets off the ground and hit's a ghoul's knee.
>>58132
>>58137
>>58142
You manage to get Ali and Neith back up to the bridge, despite Neith letting go.
>>58134
Your coat feel slightly damp after the contact.
The abbot swings his sword in a wide arc, cutting down the rest of the ghouls.
"Are you ready to continue?"
THE PARTY MOVES ON WITH THE INQUISITOR IN TOW
ALI CARRIES NEITH ON HER SHOULDERS, HER DIAMOND DOG PHYSIQUE ALLOWING IT WITH EASE
SHE WILL WAKE UP IN 3 TURNS
You are in front of a large stone door. You can hear violins playing on the other side of it.
There's no visible lock, nor does the door pudge.
ALI CARRIES NEITH ON HER SHOULDERS, HER DIAMOND DOG PHYSIQUE ALLOWING IT WITH EASE
SHE WILL WAKE UP IN 3 TURNS
You are in front of a large stone door. You can hear violins playing on the other side of it.
There's no visible lock, nor does the door pudge.
>>58181
"It's dead, we left it in the domed room! We must only retrieve the relics and leave!"
>>58182
You dig a new hallway under the door, disarming a dozen traps on your way with ease. On the other side are seven zombies playing classical music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRpzxKsSEZg
on a pedestal. An ornate crown rests on a table along with dozen papers. A few very expensive looking padded caskets line one of the walls.
"It's dead, we left it in the domed room! We must only retrieve the relics and leave!"
>>58182
You dig a new hallway under the door, disarming a dozen traps on your way with ease. On the other side are seven zombies playing classical music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRpzxKsSEZg
on a pedestal. An ornate crown rests on a table along with dozen papers. A few very expensive looking padded caskets line one of the walls.
>>58230
"THE INQUISITOR IS A VAMPIRE, WE MUST HELP THE ABBOT!"
You disarm your trap and run out of the room, screaming
>>58231
You manage to slap him, which distracts him enough for you to get to a safer distance.
"Eheh, that almost worked."
He taps his hooves and a pair of huge ghouls drag Merry's body in.
>>58235
>>58238
>you are busy looking everywhere but there
"THE INQUISITOR IS A VAMPIRE, WE MUST HELP THE ABBOT!"
You disarm your trap and run out of the room, screaming
>>58231
You manage to slap him, which distracts him enough for you to get to a safer distance.
"Eheh, that almost worked."
He taps his hooves and a pair of huge ghouls drag Merry's body in.
>>58235
>>58238
>you are busy looking everywhere but there
>>58257
Blood gushes out and the abbot fakes pain
"It seems we have no option but to restrain you!"
He attempts to headbutt you.
>>58260
You put the light in the bag, but on your way trip and the light escapes the bag. You do keep screaming though.
>>58262
Neith's impressive combat moves keep you from getting close.
Rolled 9 = 9
Blood gushes out and the abbot fakes pain
"It seems we have no option but to restrain you!"
He attempts to headbutt you.
>>58260
You put the light in the bag, but on your way trip and the light escapes the bag. You do keep screaming though.
>>58262
Neith's impressive combat moves keep you from getting close.
Rolled 9 = 9
>>58270
Again, you stumble
This time you drop the bag off the bridge, and it was your only bag.
>>58274
"Ack! That smarts! You can see the edges of the wound are burned."
The vampire releases you and backs off, removing the dagger from his throat.
"But you'll need something stronger than that to take me down!"
>>58273
"It seems the charade is over!"
"The Abbot" sheds his white robe and gear, revealing a much more stylish suit under it, completed with a black cloak.
His coat and mane are pale pink, his eyes red. He makes no effort to hide his fangs anymore either.
"My name is Von Vlad. You're about to become a part of my vampire family!"
He draws a rapier and assumes a defensive pose.
-1 to melee attacks against him.
Again, you stumble
This time you drop the bag off the bridge, and it was your only bag.
>>58274
"Ack! That smarts! You can see the edges of the wound are burned."
The vampire releases you and backs off, removing the dagger from his throat.
"But you'll need something stronger than that to take me down!"
>>58273
"It seems the charade is over!"
"The Abbot" sheds his white robe and gear, revealing a much more stylish suit under it, completed with a black cloak.
His coat and mane are pale pink, his eyes red. He makes no effort to hide his fangs anymore either.
"My name is Von Vlad. You're about to become a part of my vampire family!"
He draws a rapier and assumes a defensive pose.
-1 to melee attacks against him.
>>58285
His rapier easily deflects the dagger, despite your perfect throw.
"Didn't I tell you such small weapons are useless? I should feel insulted!"
>>58287
He barely dodges.
"Now that's what I call a weapon!"
>>58282
It hits him directly on the chest, sending him staggering.
"Tougher than I expected, you'll make a fine addition to my brood!"
He spins around and releases a huge swarm of bats from under his cape. Roll to dodge.
His rapier easily deflects the dagger, despite your perfect throw.
"Didn't I tell you such small weapons are useless? I should feel insulted!"
>>58287
He barely dodges.
"Now that's what I call a weapon!"
>>58282
It hits him directly on the chest, sending him staggering.
"Tougher than I expected, you'll make a fine addition to my brood!"
He spins around and releases a huge swarm of bats from under his cape. Roll to dodge.
>>58305
You duck and the bats fly past you and out of the room harmlessly.
>>58304
You, however were closer to him than the others and get the full power of the attack, which feels like dozens of sharp knives clawing at you. They send you to the ground, where you slump, helpless.
The Vampire lunges at you again, going for your throat with his teeth bared.
You can feel something on your neck.
>>58280
Your voice dies out, and you can only cough. No speaking for you for the rest of this session.
You duck and the bats fly past you and out of the room harmlessly.
>>58304
You, however were closer to him than the others and get the full power of the attack, which feels like dozens of sharp knives clawing at you. They send you to the ground, where you slump, helpless.
The Vampire lunges at you again, going for your throat with his teeth bared.
You can feel something on your neck.
>>58280
Your voice dies out, and you can only cough. No speaking for you for the rest of this session.
>>58322
You stumble into the room.
>>58317
You feel lightheaded, rising up from the ground is hard. Putting a hoof to your neck you can feel something warm and moist on it.
You can hear a voice in your head. "Only a matter of time now…"
>>58318
You shut the wound on her neck, and Card causes the vampire to exercise his agility again.
You stumble into the room.
>>58317
You feel lightheaded, rising up from the ground is hard. Putting a hoof to your neck you can feel something warm and moist on it.
You can hear a voice in your head. "Only a matter of time now…"
>>58318
You shut the wound on her neck, and Card causes the vampire to exercise his agility again.
>>58328
He seems slightly taken aback.
"Such language from a young gent like you!"
+1 to your next action against him.
>>58329
Your swing has the power of a puffy pillow.
The vampire pushes you to the ground.
"Now, now, dear, That's not proper behavior for a true noble!"
>>58330
The vampire eyes your spear with caution
"Seems you finally took my advice, but spear isn't the best weapon at these confined spaces!"
He graps hold of it, pulls him next to you and tries to bite you too.
>>58332
You prepare yourself like you've never before prepared. You can hear a bubbly voice in your head too
"It's been too long, Fourtunes! Looks like you could use some help!"
Your weapon shines with pink glow.
He seems slightly taken aback.
"Such language from a young gent like you!"
+1 to your next action against him.
>>58329
Your swing has the power of a puffy pillow.
The vampire pushes you to the ground.
"Now, now, dear, That's not proper behavior for a true noble!"
>>58330
The vampire eyes your spear with caution
"Seems you finally took my advice, but spear isn't the best weapon at these confined spaces!"
He graps hold of it, pulls him next to you and tries to bite you too.
>>58332
You prepare yourself like you've never before prepared. You can hear a bubbly voice in your head too
"It's been too long, Fourtunes! Looks like you could use some help!"
Your weapon shines with pink glow.
>>58340
WEAPONS: ON
WILL TO LIVE: ON
FIRE IN MY HEART: ON
VOICE: OFF
Go time. Go time like fuck.
It's good to be back.
Is the band still playing?
If so, go see if I can make them play something more appropriate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
If not, cheap shot the vampire
Rolled 4 = 4
WEAPONS: ON
WILL TO LIVE: ON
FIRE IN MY HEART: ON
VOICE: OFF
Go time. Go time like fuck.
It's good to be back.
Is the band still playing?
If so, go see if I can make them play something more appropriate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
If not, cheap shot the vampire
Rolled 4 = 4
>>58343
>>58344
You both hit him at the same time, the vampire only managing to scrape Aurelia, not even drawing blood.
He backs off.
>>58345
You notice you're not able to raise your pistol against the vampire.
"Oh my, such a feisty invidual, you should have passed out by now."
>>58346
You are so well hidden you gain +2 to anything you might try to do next, and no one will be able to see it.
>>58348
Despite you replacing the note sheets in front of the Zombies, they keep playing their own music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DNGMoMNLRY
You miss, the vampire stabs at you, and your trap activates;
Your weapons glow with intense pink light, and you pierce the vampire's chest, who screams in agony
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO?!"
He slumps on the ground, and taps his hooves.
A ghastly looking Merry and two large ghouls saunter in the room.
>>58344
You both hit him at the same time, the vampire only managing to scrape Aurelia, not even drawing blood.
He backs off.
>>58345
You notice you're not able to raise your pistol against the vampire.
"Oh my, such a feisty invidual, you should have passed out by now."
>>58346
You are so well hidden you gain +2 to anything you might try to do next, and no one will be able to see it.
>>58348
Despite you replacing the note sheets in front of the Zombies, they keep playing their own music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DNGMoMNLRY
You miss, the vampire stabs at you, and your trap activates;
Your weapons glow with intense pink light, and you pierce the vampire's chest, who screams in agony
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO?!"
He slumps on the ground, and taps his hooves.
A ghastly looking Merry and two large ghouls saunter in the room.
>>58355
He takes hit after hit, getting visibly injured by your masterful blows
"Damn! Damn you!"
>>58359
He deftly dodges your attacks again, and pushes you over, rushing for his throne
>>58363
You miss, leaving you out in the open between the three ghoulish figures.
>>58365
>>58361
The vampire seems to have lost it's connection with you, this coupled with Fourtunes's poking makes Neith pass out on the floor.
"She's gonna need help you know."
Hearing the voice disturb's Fourtunes's careful moves, and his rapier snaps in half.
He takes hit after hit, getting visibly injured by your masterful blows
"Damn! Damn you!"
>>58359
He deftly dodges your attacks again, and pushes you over, rushing for his throne
>>58363
You miss, leaving you out in the open between the three ghoulish figures.
>>58365
>>58361
The vampire seems to have lost it's connection with you, this coupled with Fourtunes's poking makes Neith pass out on the floor.
"She's gonna need help you know."
Hearing the voice disturb's Fourtunes's careful moves, and his rapier snaps in half.
>>58424
You miss, and he reaches his throne, presses a button and disappears in a tunnel below it.
A growl from behind you attracts your attention.
It's Merry, who plunges at you with his sword, roll to dodge.
>>58426
>>58427
You barely dodge a huge hoof directed at your face, and you roll on the ground.
-1 to your next action.
>>58429
Unfortunately, Card Trick already let him escape.
You miss, and he reaches his throne, presses a button and disappears in a tunnel below it.
A growl from behind you attracts your attention.
It's Merry, who plunges at you with his sword, roll to dodge.
>>58426
>>58427
You barely dodge a huge hoof directed at your face, and you roll on the ground.
-1 to your next action.
>>58429
Unfortunately, Card Trick already let him escape.
>>58446
Her body trembles a bit and-
>>58449
Her eyes slowly open
>>58448
Thankfully it's just a mild concussion. You climb on your feet but feel shaky.
>>58450
You see the vampire crumbled the tunnel he ran off to, so you decide to check on Neith too, who's lying on the ground. You notice the two ghouls have set their attention to her.
>>58451
You don't see a change in Merry, until you touch him with your hoof.
His body crumbles to dust, leaving behind his satchel of scrolls and books.
Her body trembles a bit and-
>>58449
Her eyes slowly open
>>58448
Thankfully it's just a mild concussion. You climb on your feet but feel shaky.
>>58450
You see the vampire crumbled the tunnel he ran off to, so you decide to check on Neith too, who's lying on the ground. You notice the two ghouls have set their attention to her.
>>58451
You don't see a change in Merry, until you touch him with your hoof.
His body crumbles to dust, leaving behind his satchel of scrolls and books.
>>58459
You jump out of your hole and get immediately thrown back.
>>58462
You stab the shiv through one's eye, making it scream in pain. It's flailing around, if you can dodge it's flying hooves, it's easy to hit (1 and 2 are crit fails, 9 and 10 are crit successes for the duration of the flailing)
>>58467
>>58456
With the help of the cleric, you feel envigorated and get back on your feet.
You jump out of your hole and get immediately thrown back.
>>58462
You stab the shiv through one's eye, making it scream in pain. It's flailing around, if you can dodge it's flying hooves, it's easy to hit (1 and 2 are crit fails, 9 and 10 are crit successes for the duration of the flailing)
>>58467
>>58456
With the help of the cleric, you feel envigorated and get back on your feet.
>>58496
He did mention a cure.
And you have friends here who are willing to help you.
All is not lost, and the sun doesn't abandon the faithful.
>>58497
You only barely manage to not hit the mute patting you on the back >>58498
There's meters upon meters of rock there, you'd need a digging specialist who isn't about to blast like a powder keg lit on fire
Speaking of kegs, Ali notices the keg of wine in Merry's bag
He did mention a cure.
And you have friends here who are willing to help you.
All is not lost, and the sun doesn't abandon the faithful.
>>58497
You only barely manage to not hit the mute patting you on the back >>58498
There's meters upon meters of rock there, you'd need a digging specialist who isn't about to blast like a powder keg lit on fire
Speaking of kegs, Ali notices the keg of wine in Merry's bag
>>58522
It'll taste sweeter when you get out of there, of that you are sure.
>>58521
You hurt your hoof trying to move a boulder that's just too large for you.
>>58516
There's two scrolls of cure, three scrolls of heal and a scroll of magic bolt in there. Also a ledger of all the members of the temple, and the codex, which is locked with a clasp.
>>58524
There's a crown on the table, Ali is wearing the ring, and a suit of armour on one of the walls.
It'll taste sweeter when you get out of there, of that you are sure.
>>58521
You hurt your hoof trying to move a boulder that's just too large for you.
>>58516
There's two scrolls of cure, three scrolls of heal and a scroll of magic bolt in there. Also a ledger of all the members of the temple, and the codex, which is locked with a clasp.
>>58524
There's a crown on the table, Ali is wearing the ring, and a suit of armour on one of the walls.
>>58534
the vampire dropped his rapier, and there's the keg of wine, enough to serve 4 ponies
>>58533
You snap your lockpick in two, and the front cover of the book turns transparent.
A picture of a very serious stall- mare looks at you. Under hi- her is a text:
You probably shouldn't be reading this book - High Matriarch Juliette the second of the holy convent of the stallion-faced mare
>>58531
It seems a bit wide at the waist but it should fit.
the vampire dropped his rapier, and there's the keg of wine, enough to serve 4 ponies
>>58533
You snap your lockpick in two, and the front cover of the book turns transparent.
A picture of a very serious stall- mare looks at you. Under hi- her is a text:
You probably shouldn't be reading this book - High Matriarch Juliette the second of the holy convent of the stallion-faced mare
>>58531
It seems a bit wide at the waist but it should fit.
>>58542
it feels warm on you and the straps fasten themselves. You are surrounded by a dim light.
>>58541
As you try to open the book, you notice the clasp is still closed. A jolt of electricity runs through you and you drop the book. It really doesn't want to be read.
>>58543
It seems even better balanced. The hoof guard is very ornate, and the blade is polished to perfection.
it feels warm on you and the straps fasten themselves. You are surrounded by a dim light.
>>58541
As you try to open the book, you notice the clasp is still closed. A jolt of electricity runs through you and you drop the book. It really doesn't want to be read.
>>58543
It seems even better balanced. The hoof guard is very ornate, and the blade is polished to perfection.
>>58544
"With a heart as cold and lifeless as yours, how can you even tell the difference? If you never enjoyed life, how can you even feel it ending? You know your time in this world is shorter than ever, Neith. Enjoying it even a little would go a long way to stave off the inevitable. Trust me. I've been there."
>>58545
"A fine sword. It will do, for now."
Rolled 10 = 10
"With a heart as cold and lifeless as yours, how can you even tell the difference? If you never enjoyed life, how can you even feel it ending? You know your time in this world is shorter than ever, Neith. Enjoying it even a little would go a long way to stave off the inevitable. Trust me. I've been there."
>>58545
"A fine sword. It will do, for now."
Rolled 10 = 10
>>58549
Go calm the raging dog
"Friend Ali, the world is an unpredictable and fickle place. Do not let it burden you. Come, let us have a dr-"
>>58550
Fall to the ground and weep
"…this day has been… just… perfect…
…the kind of day I've wanted…
…for years and years…
…and now at long long last
I can make up for the past
oh Pinkie, you are music to my ears!"
burst up and hop around a little
"COME, FRIENDS! WE HAVE NOT A MOMENT TO FORSAKE! THE INQUISITOR'S REDEPTION, THE VAMPIRE LORD'S DOWNFALL - AND OUR CONTINUED FRIENDSHIP ARE GOALS WE MUST NOW PURSUE! ONWARDS!!"
Go calm the raging dog
"Friend Ali, the world is an unpredictable and fickle place. Do not let it burden you. Come, let us have a dr-"
>>58550
Fall to the ground and weep
"…this day has been… just… perfect…
…the kind of day I've wanted…
…for years and years…
…and now at long long last
I can make up for the past
oh Pinkie, you are music to my ears!"
burst up and hop around a little
"COME, FRIENDS! WE HAVE NOT A MOMENT TO FORSAKE! THE INQUISITOR'S REDEPTION, THE VAMPIRE LORD'S DOWNFALL - AND OUR CONTINUED FRIENDSHIP ARE GOALS WE MUST NOW PURSUE! ONWARDS!!"
>>60561
>>60562
>>60563
>>60564
>>60566
The party clambers up from the vampire's dungeon with all the relics in their saddlebags, hooves or hands.
It's night in the town, it's pitch black, and were it not for your torches, you couldn't see your own snouts.
>>60563
This does not apply to you though. You can see clearly as if it was day. You also feel energized in the moonlight.
>>60562
>>60563
>>60564
>>60566
The party clambers up from the vampire's dungeon with all the relics in their saddlebags, hooves or hands.
It's night in the town, it's pitch black, and were it not for your torches, you couldn't see your own snouts.
>>60563
This does not apply to you though. You can see clearly as if it was day. You also feel energized in the moonlight.
>>60627
>>60631
>>60633
I shrug.
"We you shouldn't. Because I wouldn't care. I chose my path in life long ago. I'm well aware that I could die at any moment by making a single mistake. I'm fortunate enough to get the chance to fix said mistake before I go out this time."
>>60637
"Don't get so attached to something, it'll save you a lot of despair in the future."
>>60634
"Agreed, we're wasting time with all this talk."
>>60631
>>60633
I shrug.
"We you shouldn't. Because I wouldn't care. I chose my path in life long ago. I'm well aware that I could die at any moment by making a single mistake. I'm fortunate enough to get the chance to fix said mistake before I go out this time."
>>60637
"Don't get so attached to something, it'll save you a lot of despair in the future."
>>60634
"Agreed, we're wasting time with all this talk."
>>60662
The tables have been cleaned.
There is a mare by the kitchen door, with a cigarette on her lips.
She seems to have fallen asleep standing.
>>60661
>>60659
The altars are open 24/7, and you find your respective shrines easily.
>>60658
You can see lights in her personal study, and in addition something is moving inside.
>>60660
"I trust this is important? She should be in her study."
The tables have been cleaned.
There is a mare by the kitchen door, with a cigarette on her lips.
She seems to have fallen asleep standing.
>>60661
>>60659
The altars are open 24/7, and you find your respective shrines easily.
>>60658
You can see lights in her personal study, and in addition something is moving inside.
>>60660
"I trust this is important? She should be in her study."
>>60663
Head to the shrine.
Enter cautiously, for it has been all too many years since my last visit to such a place. Take in the smells. The sounds. The air of joy. Let it flow with me. Let it make me feel alive again. Truly alive, without the fake smile on top.
Go find the altar and pray for guidance
"Pinkie… it's good to be back…"
Rolled 2 = 2
Head to the shrine.
Enter cautiously, for it has been all too many years since my last visit to such a place. Take in the smells. The sounds. The air of joy. Let it flow with me. Let it make me feel alive again. Truly alive, without the fake smile on top.
Go find the altar and pray for guidance
"Pinkie… it's good to be back…"
Rolled 2 = 2
>>60673
You grab it and the mare wakes up
"Whuzzat?! What? THIEF! THIEF!"
She grabs a frying pan from her waist
"What the hell do you think you're doing, scaring old mares like that?!"
A guardspony peeks inside the hall, shrugs and continues patrolling the perimeter.
>>60665
>>60666
She's drinking tea with some open scrolls in front of her.
"hm? Did you not retrieve the relics?"
>>60668
Celestia answers
"I'm trying to sleep, child, try again tomorrow."
>>60675
"Ya should know ya don't need an altar to speak to me, Fourtunes!"
You grab it and the mare wakes up
"Whuzzat?! What? THIEF! THIEF!"
She grabs a frying pan from her waist
"What the hell do you think you're doing, scaring old mares like that?!"
A guardspony peeks inside the hall, shrugs and continues patrolling the perimeter.
>>60665
>>60666
She's drinking tea with some open scrolls in front of her.
"hm? Did you not retrieve the relics?"
>>60668
Celestia answers
"I'm trying to sleep, child, try again tomorrow."
>>60675
"Ya should know ya don't need an altar to speak to me, Fourtunes!"
>>60679
"It has been too long… Too long since the chime of your voice has willingly graced my weary ears. I wished to experience it in a suitable place. And in private.
Pinkie, how can I save the joyless inquisitor? Her heart is so cold and lonely, lost in a tomb she herself built from hardened thoughts and isolation…"
Rolled 6 = 6
"It has been too long… Too long since the chime of your voice has willingly graced my weary ears. I wished to experience it in a suitable place. And in private.
Pinkie, how can I save the joyless inquisitor? Her heart is so cold and lonely, lost in a tomb she herself built from hardened thoughts and isolation…"
Rolled 6 = 6
>>60710
>>60712
She stands up and inspects Neith's neck.
"Well I don't see the bite marks…"
She ponders on this information a bit.
"If you really think you're changing, there is a cure. It's usually only used against ancient vampires with godlike powers, but if it was modified a little, I suppose it could be used to just prevent the mutation. Say, you didn't happen to find a book in the ruins, did you?"
>>60714
You find your way to the barracks, and sleep in Draven's old bunk.
>>60708
You too decide it'd be best to get some shut-eye.
[Neith gets a -1 to her next mutation roll from that prayer]
>>60686
"I'd start with confiscating her pistol first, but I think she's gonna need it in the near future."
>>60712
She stands up and inspects Neith's neck.
"Well I don't see the bite marks…"
She ponders on this information a bit.
"If you really think you're changing, there is a cure. It's usually only used against ancient vampires with godlike powers, but if it was modified a little, I suppose it could be used to just prevent the mutation. Say, you didn't happen to find a book in the ruins, did you?"
>>60714
You find your way to the barracks, and sleep in Draven's old bunk.
>>60708
You too decide it'd be best to get some shut-eye.
[Neith gets a -1 to her next mutation roll from that prayer]
>>60686
"I'd start with confiscating her pistol first, but I think she's gonna need it in the near future."
>>60730
He takes a small key from one of the drawers and unlocks the clasp.
"I must ask you to leave, outsiders aren't allowed to read the holy codex."
>>60731
You dream of cuddling with Neith and Card Trick at the same time. Aurelia's there too.
>>60733
"Of course! But you don't need my help with it, your friends have it under control already!"
He takes a small key from one of the drawers and unlocks the clasp.
"I must ask you to leave, outsiders aren't allowed to read the holy codex."
>>60731
You dream of cuddling with Neith and Card Trick at the same time. Aurelia's there too.
>>60733
"Of course! But you don't need my help with it, your friends have it under control already!"
>>60737
>>60739
You can only barely hear her mutter;
"You can keep the ring, but please return the armour and crown to the armoury…they're ceremonial, not really enchanted in any way…the ring can protect you from the undead though. Good night."
>>60738
You notice Ali sleeping, and decide to go to sleep yourself, too.
>>60739
You can only barely hear her mutter;
"You can keep the ring, but please return the armour and crown to the armoury…they're ceremonial, not really enchanted in any way…the ring can protect you from the undead though. Good night."
>>60738
You notice Ali sleeping, and decide to go to sleep yourself, too.
>>60743
Just as the party is going to sleep, Ali starts moaning and panting in her sleep. Everyone within 50 meters radius can hear it.
She's also repeating Card's, Neith's and Aurelia's names and some words that would be the Devil himself blush.
>>60744
You dream of the undead.
Not pleasant at all.
>>60746
You have such a sweet and wonderful dream you feel invigorated to the max. +2 to any roll you wish.
Just as the party is going to sleep, Ali starts moaning and panting in her sleep. Everyone within 50 meters radius can hear it.
She's also repeating Card's, Neith's and Aurelia's names and some words that would be the Devil himself blush.
>>60744
You dream of the undead.
Not pleasant at all.
>>60746
You have such a sweet and wonderful dream you feel invigorated to the max. +2 to any roll you wish.
>>60775
"What in the fINDEED I AM!"
Hop up and take a bow
"Fourtunes, the far traveled, bringer of smiles to all corners of the world!"
Flip over to a handstand on my cane
"Recently returned from his darkest journey yet, and once more a follower of the gracious light of Pinkie Pie."
Kick the cane away from under me, land in a reclining pose
"And who, good friend, might you be?"
Rolled 8 = 8
"What in the fINDEED I AM!"
Hop up and take a bow
"Fourtunes, the far traveled, bringer of smiles to all corners of the world!"
Flip over to a handstand on my cane
"Recently returned from his darkest journey yet, and once more a follower of the gracious light of Pinkie Pie."
Kick the cane away from under me, land in a reclining pose
"And who, good friend, might you be?"
Rolled 8 = 8
>>60777
The goat standing before you is only wearing a colorful bowtie and a silly hat, apart from some equelly colorful saddlebags.
She has a brown coat with a white streak in the middle of her body, and the fur at her hooves is black, except for her left hindleg which is white as well. The hat is hiding it, but she has a white spot on the top of her head too
"Oooh, ooh, I like smiling! My name is Buttermilk Sky, and I live to make others laugh and make music! And the last time I was talking to her she said, "Hey, wanna' have the best party of your life?" and I said "DO I?" and she sent me her so I'm here now!"
The goat standing before you is only wearing a colorful bowtie and a silly hat, apart from some equelly colorful saddlebags.
She has a brown coat with a white streak in the middle of her body, and the fur at her hooves is black, except for her left hindleg which is white as well. The hat is hiding it, but she has a white spot on the top of her head too
"Oooh, ooh, I like smiling! My name is Buttermilk Sky, and I live to make others laugh and make music! And the last time I was talking to her she said, "Hey, wanna' have the best party of your life?" and I said "DO I?" and she sent me her so I'm here now!"
>>60776
the Gardener taps you on the shoulder
"Uh, can I help you?"
>>60778
Looks like it's gonna be another cloudy day. You can see nuns going about their business in the courtyard, nothing out of the ordinary.
>>60779
The dream finally ends and you keep just sleeping.
>>60796
-Only to be wakened by a pat in the back
the Gardener taps you on the shoulder
"Uh, can I help you?"
>>60778
Looks like it's gonna be another cloudy day. You can see nuns going about their business in the courtyard, nothing out of the ordinary.
>>60779
The dream finally ends and you keep just sleeping.
>>60796
-Only to be wakened by a pat in the back
>>60830
Do you want to? I had planned it to be once per session.
>>60834
>>60831
The cook gives you plates of something gray and calls it porridge.
She doesn't seem to be enjoying her life right now.
"Coffee's served in the tables."
Indeed, there are pots of coffee spread on the tables, with some mugs next to them
>>60836
The cook gives you a sugar cube to put in the coffee.
>>60830
"Yes. Don't you want the rest of your party to get here?"
>>60828
You are Weird Al Ponevic, the greatest accordion player to grace the earth.
Do you want to? I had planned it to be once per session.
>>60834
>>60831
The cook gives you plates of something gray and calls it porridge.
She doesn't seem to be enjoying her life right now.
"Coffee's served in the tables."
Indeed, there are pots of coffee spread on the tables, with some mugs next to them
>>60836
The cook gives you a sugar cube to put in the coffee.
>>60830
"Yes. Don't you want the rest of your party to get here?"
>>60828
You are Weird Al Ponevic, the greatest accordion player to grace the earth.
>>60840
Take a moment to admire my newly manifested powers of Transmutation, then give the accordion that was once a harmonica back to the goat.
"I didn't know I could do that, but hey, life gives you phenomenal cosmic power, you make lemonade."
>>60846
"And for my next trick I shall… uh… wait, what should I do now…
Pinkie, where was I going with this?"
Rolled 6 = 6
Take a moment to admire my newly manifested powers of Transmutation, then give the accordion that was once a harmonica back to the goat.
"I didn't know I could do that, but hey, life gives you phenomenal cosmic power, you make lemonade."
>>60846
"And for my next trick I shall… uh… wait, what should I do now…
Pinkie, where was I going with this?"
Rolled 6 = 6
>>60865
"I'll take that as a no."
The Matriarch sighs.
"Well, you need a multitude of herbs. We've got them here in our gardens. I've already told the gardener to make you the proper mix. You also need a base of pure alcohol to avoid infections. It shouldn't be too hard to come by."
She gives you a note
"…and here's everything written down. As you can see the final ingredient can be pretty hard to come by."
Expecting something like "eye of a newt" or a "wing of a bat", it reads "blood of the vampire that infected you"
And a long set of instructions on how to prepare the potion when you get the ingredients.
>>60866
>>60863
You both land back first into a table, sending porridge and hot coffee flying around. Some nuns are looking at you pretty, seemingly pretty annoyed. The Cook throws her towel to the ground.
"I'M SO NOT CLEANING THAT!"
"I'll take that as a no."
The Matriarch sighs.
"Well, you need a multitude of herbs. We've got them here in our gardens. I've already told the gardener to make you the proper mix. You also need a base of pure alcohol to avoid infections. It shouldn't be too hard to come by."
She gives you a note
"…and here's everything written down. As you can see the final ingredient can be pretty hard to come by."
Expecting something like "eye of a newt" or a "wing of a bat", it reads "blood of the vampire that infected you"
And a long set of instructions on how to prepare the potion when you get the ingredients.
>>60866
>>60863
You both land back first into a table, sending porridge and hot coffee flying around. Some nuns are looking at you pretty, seemingly pretty annoyed. The Cook throws her towel to the ground.
"I'M SO NOT CLEANING THAT!"
>>60873
"I gather you were going to go after him anyway. I understand it will be hard, but you must stay strong. This city needs mares like you."
>>60872
She's not in the feasting hall
You help Buttermilk up on her feet.
>>60875
The courtyard is relatively empty. A few nuns are gossiping with each other. A few turn to you and quickly avert their gazes, blushing.
"I gather you were going to go after him anyway. I understand it will be hard, but you must stay strong. This city needs mares like you."
>>60872
She's not in the feasting hall
You help Buttermilk up on her feet.
>>60875
The courtyard is relatively empty. A few nuns are gossiping with each other. A few turn to you and quickly avert their gazes, blushing.
>>60880
The only ingredients missing are pure alcohol base and the blood of the vampire
"The 'southern safe zone' might be your best bet. They still maintain some trade. You could ask our winery too, but I doubt you'd have much luck. I mean for the base, as of the Vampire, the tunnels you described run all over Trotheim. He could be anywhere."
The only ingredients missing are pure alcohol base and the blood of the vampire
"The 'southern safe zone' might be your best bet. They still maintain some trade. You could ask our winery too, but I doubt you'd have much luck. I mean for the base, as of the Vampire, the tunnels you described run all over Trotheim. He could be anywhere."
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>>60956
"NEXT TIME I'LL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER WALK AGAIN!"
>>60951
>>60946
Clear my throat and stay vigilant that nopony gets close to me or can hear me.
"The matriarch has a cure. And she has most of the ingredients for it already. Just two things she doesn't have. The blood of the vampire that bit me and pure alcohol."
"NEXT TIME I'LL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER WALK AGAIN!"
>>60951
>>60946
Clear my throat and stay vigilant that nopony gets close to me or can hear me.
"The matriarch has a cure. And she has most of the ingredients for it already. Just two things she doesn't have. The blood of the vampire that bit me and pure alcohol."
>>60965
"Crazy? She was insulting me and trying to assault me. Fool deserved what she got."
>>60966
"The matriarch said we should head to the southern docks for the alcohol. As for the blood from the vampire… well I don't know. I have no idea how much we need and where he is, but we'll have to find him. Perhaps we can ask around in the southern quarters. We'll see when we get there."
Eye the rest of the party.
"I don't suppose there is a way to convince you to leave without those idiots?"
"Crazy? She was insulting me and trying to assault me. Fool deserved what she got."
>>60966
"The matriarch said we should head to the southern docks for the alcohol. As for the blood from the vampire… well I don't know. I have no idea how much we need and where he is, but we'll have to find him. Perhaps we can ask around in the southern quarters. We'll see when we get there."
Eye the rest of the party.
"I don't suppose there is a way to convince you to leave without those idiots?"
>>61018
"It would be sweet of you if you could finally heal my wing."
>>61019
I think for a moment, then shake my head.
"I don't know anymore. I forgot."
>>61016
Point my hoof at her angrily.
"And you! You absolute utter moron! If you hurt me one more time, I will blast you into a new dimension of pain! YOU GET THAT?"
"It would be sweet of you if you could finally heal my wing."
>>61019
I think for a moment, then shake my head.
"I don't know anymore. I forgot."
>>61016
Point my hoof at her angrily.
"And you! You absolute utter moron! If you hurt me one more time, I will blast you into a new dimension of pain! YOU GET THAT?"
>>61090
"I know… I know. But as it stands, my life, my redemption, my EVERYTHING is gambled on her survival. I do not enjoy the thought of trusting all I have left to the trigger winger of a madmare."
>>61095
"It is not by my will that I stand now besides you. It is by the will of the god I bow to. Now, more than ever, you and I are the same. We share not only a common foe, but a common calling, and indeed, a similar motivation."
Rolled 8 = 8
"I know… I know. But as it stands, my life, my redemption, my EVERYTHING is gambled on her survival. I do not enjoy the thought of trusting all I have left to the trigger winger of a madmare."
>>61095
"It is not by my will that I stand now besides you. It is by the will of the god I bow to. Now, more than ever, you and I are the same. We share not only a common foe, but a common calling, and indeed, a similar motivation."
Rolled 8 = 8
>>61729
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fYfdlKIon4
Okay, let's see who's present and let's go from there
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fYfdlKIon4
Okay, let's see who's present and let's go from there
>>64011
We have enough players for a normal session too, but we could start with that.
Yeah, let's.
>>64009
>>64010
>>64011
>>64015
>>64023
Neith's laying on an unfamiliar bed, in what looks like an attic room; the room is long, and it has seven beds in it, 6 lined up on the sides and one in the end. There's a small circle window in the other end, through which she can see the sun setting down.
Card Trick, Aurelia, Fourtunes and Buttermilk Sky are standing before the window. Ali's sleeping on one of the beds.
Everything seems a bit hazy for her.
We have enough players for a normal session too, but we could start with that.
Yeah, let's.
>>64009
>>64010
>>64011
>>64015
>>64023
Neith's laying on an unfamiliar bed, in what looks like an attic room; the room is long, and it has seven beds in it, 6 lined up on the sides and one in the end. There's a small circle window in the other end, through which she can see the sun setting down.
Card Trick, Aurelia, Fourtunes and Buttermilk Sky are standing before the window. Ali's sleeping on one of the beds.
Everything seems a bit hazy for her.
>>64067
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GmjGVrDmZw
You play a nice tune. Everyone feels more relaxed.
>>64072
You just can't
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GmjGVrDmZw
You play a nice tune. Everyone feels more relaxed.
>>64072
You just can't
>>64097
"Ready for the next song?"
I follow the party as I play my accordion and start to sing
"Let's get it started (ha)
Let's get it started in here
And the base keeps runnin' runnin'
And runnin' runnin'
And runnin' runnin'
And runnin' runnin'"
I change the pace for another song
"And birds go flying at the speed of sound
To show you how it all began
Birds came flying from the underground
If you could see it then you'd understand"
After an accordion solo, I change to a faster song again, and give a sly look and a wink to Card Trick
"Dont cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Dont cha?
Dont cha? Dont cha? Dont cha?"
Rolling to Entertrain everyone.
Pls anything but a 1
Rolled 8 = 8
"Ready for the next song?"
I follow the party as I play my accordion and start to sing
"Let's get it started (ha)
Let's get it started in here
And the base keeps runnin' runnin'
And runnin' runnin'
And runnin' runnin'
And runnin' runnin'"
I change the pace for another song
"And birds go flying at the speed of sound
To show you how it all began
Birds came flying from the underground
If you could see it then you'd understand"
After an accordion solo, I change to a faster song again, and give a sly look and a wink to Card Trick
"Dont cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Dont cha?
Dont cha? Dont cha? Dont cha?"
Rolling to Entertrain everyone.
Pls anything but a 1
Rolled 8 = 8
>>64216
You let go
>>64217
Oh you totally lost it now
Which doesn't help stop the leaking
You can feel the moisture on your coat
>>64220
You lose your shit too, rolling on the floor and laughing pretty hard
It kinda kills the mood
-1 to everyone's roll next turn
>>64222
You bite down all prim and proper
>>64227
You really do
Card feel extra soft and warm when you rub your cheek against him
You let go
>>64217
Oh you totally lost it now
Which doesn't help stop the leaking
You can feel the moisture on your coat
>>64220
You lose your shit too, rolling on the floor and laughing pretty hard
It kinda kills the mood
-1 to everyone's roll next turn
>>64222
You bite down all prim and proper
>>64227
You really do
Card feel extra soft and warm when you rub your cheek against him
>>64243
It really is. You radiate and happiness to everyone around you, even saving >>64245 Neith from cracking up. Instead she just shivers a bit in everyone's laps
>>64239
Well except for Aurelia. She's still giggling in the ground.
>>64241
You help Neith feel better, reminding her that she's got friends
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHlcW_lKPl4
It really is. You radiate and happiness to everyone around you, even saving >>64245 Neith from cracking up. Instead she just shivers a bit in everyone's laps
>>64239
Well except for Aurelia. She's still giggling in the ground.
>>64241
You help Neith feel better, reminding her that she's got friends
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHlcW_lKPl4
>>64281
You get pushed out of the pile.
Roll not to cry
>>64274
You fail at that, being unable to reach her on the other side of Neith.
>>64271
She's in the perfect position to feel good now.
>>64282
Most of the precuddle is dried up now, and you manage to bury your face in Fourtunes's chest
You can't help but feel a little comfortable
>>64288
You kick Card.
Hard.
You get pushed out of the pile.
Roll not to cry
>>64274
You fail at that, being unable to reach her on the other side of Neith.
>>64271
She's in the perfect position to feel good now.
>>64282
Most of the precuddle is dried up now, and you manage to bury your face in Fourtunes's chest
You can't help but feel a little comfortable
>>64288
You kick Card.
Hard.
>>64308
Just as you're about to release your cuddlejuices all over >>64307 Card, you wake up in a familiar attic. Your party is all sleeping in their beds.
Looking through the window, you can see the Sun is just about to rise.
You aren't sure if it was a nightmare, or a wonderful, wonderful dream, but it reminds you of how good you felt back in the temple ruins.
Your thoughts are cut short however, the first rays of light sting your skin.
Roll to see how far the mutation has progressed.
Just as you're about to release your cuddlejuices all over >>64307 Card, you wake up in a familiar attic. Your party is all sleeping in their beds.
Looking through the window, you can see the Sun is just about to rise.
You aren't sure if it was a nightmare, or a wonderful, wonderful dream, but it reminds you of how good you felt back in the temple ruins.
Your thoughts are cut short however, the first rays of light sting your skin.
Roll to see how far the mutation has progressed.
>>64377
Your back hoof was scratching his back though. Looks like you're a restless sleeper.
>>64364
>>64357
The sun rises high enough for everyone to wake up.
Card and Buttermilk remember the dream. So does Neith.
How about the rest?
>>64363
But you can stop it without killing yourself! This is what you vehemently believe.
>>64381
You stumble in the stairs. The receptionist smiles at you.
"Did you sleep well darling!"
Your back hoof was scratching his back though. Looks like you're a restless sleeper.
>>64364
>>64357
The sun rises high enough for everyone to wake up.
Card and Buttermilk remember the dream. So does Neith.
How about the rest?
>>64363
But you can stop it without killing yourself! This is what you vehemently believe.
>>64381
You stumble in the stairs. The receptionist smiles at you.
"Did you sleep well darling!"
>>64394
Ponies are bustling down the street left and right. There are open stores and lived-in houses lining the street. Only indications that you're still within Trotheim are the rag-tag uniforms of the militia and the ruined castle atop a hill to the east.
You remember how you spent most of the last day making you way over to the southern safe zone, trying to find a way through the ruins, occasionally getting stopped by bandit or monsters.
Ponies are bustling down the street left and right. There are open stores and lived-in houses lining the street. Only indications that you're still within Trotheim are the rag-tag uniforms of the militia and the ruined castle atop a hill to the east.
You remember how you spent most of the last day making you way over to the southern safe zone, trying to find a way through the ruins, occasionally getting stopped by bandit or monsters.
>>64427
"You should do as much singing as you can now, because Neith isn't going to be in the mood for it if she had the same dream that we did."
>>64429
"Probably off trying to do everything on her own. I'm worried about her. There's something wrong with her, and not just because of that bite she got."
"You should do as much singing as you can now, because Neith isn't going to be in the mood for it if she had the same dream that we did."
>>64429
"Probably off trying to do everything on her own. I'm worried about her. There's something wrong with her, and not just because of that bite she got."
>>64420
>>64427
The receptionist smiles at you as you pass by.
>>64429
Neith's outside, just starting to walk down the street.
>>64432
A bird craps on you.
Even if you were still inside. The window was open and the poor thing panicked.
>>64431
You find a rather large building with a clock tower and a sign which reads "MAJOR" on it, with the J written backwards.
There are three militiapones guarding the entrance.
>>64427
The receptionist smiles at you as you pass by.
>>64429
Neith's outside, just starting to walk down the street.
>>64432
A bird craps on you.
Even if you were still inside. The window was open and the poor thing panicked.
>>64431
You find a rather large building with a clock tower and a sign which reads "MAJOR" on it, with the J written backwards.
There are three militiapones guarding the entrance.
>>64443
The pony you speak to turns to the one next to him.
"Whuzzat?"
This pony then turns to the third one, who has some stripes on his sleeves.
"Inkvisition? Didn't the boss say somethin' about thems holy ponies?"
The sarge then speaks to you
"It's been a while since we've had government people visit our fine town. What's your business about?"
>>64444
You snap the bird's neck with your cane and throw it outside.
"Oh boy a dinner!"
Can be heard from down below.
The pony you speak to turns to the one next to him.
"Whuzzat?"
This pony then turns to the third one, who has some stripes on his sleeves.
"Inkvisition? Didn't the boss say somethin' about thems holy ponies?"
The sarge then speaks to you
"It's been a while since we've had government people visit our fine town. What's your business about?"
>>64444
You snap the bird's neck with your cane and throw it outside.
"Oh boy a dinner!"
Can be heard from down below.
>>64578
>>64571
You drag Card in with you while the rest have to wait outside.
It's a large hall with pillars lining the sides. The room is well lit through some huge stained glass windows. In the very end is a table filled with papers and pouches of coins. A pony resembling Greasy is sitting behind it, counting some bits.
He's thin, and his hair is shining black, but much thinner than Greasy's.
He doesn't lift his head as you walk in.
"Name and business. I understand you have some questions for me?"
He finishes scribbling something down before finally looking you two over.
>>64571
You drag Card in with you while the rest have to wait outside.
It's a large hall with pillars lining the sides. The room is well lit through some huge stained glass windows. In the very end is a table filled with papers and pouches of coins. A pony resembling Greasy is sitting behind it, counting some bits.
He's thin, and his hair is shining black, but much thinner than Greasy's.
He doesn't lift his head as you walk in.
"Name and business. I understand you have some questions for me?"
He finishes scribbling something down before finally looking you two over.
>>64586
"yeah"
"sure"
"uhhuh"
>>64598
There's about dozen taverns sprawled around the square the town hall is on.
Most of them have been opened in old residential houses or general stores.
>>64606
"There's about a dozen bars, pubs, and moonshine stills out there. Just pick yer poison."
>>64603
"Well… let me think about that…"
He idly starts flipping a coin in his hooves.
"yeah"
"sure"
"uhhuh"
>>64598
There's about dozen taverns sprawled around the square the town hall is on.
Most of them have been opened in old residential houses or general stores.
>>64606
"There's about a dozen bars, pubs, and moonshine stills out there. Just pick yer poison."
>>64603
"Well… let me think about that…"
He idly starts flipping a coin in his hooves.
>>64680
Your face flushes noticeably.
>>64682
Oily looks at Neith and then back to you
"You know, okay, it's just that running a town like this is pretty expensive, ya know?"
He starts pacing behind his desk.
"Well, I can't really say I can monitor everything that comes in and goes out from here."
He sits down again.
"But there's, uh, a kind of an information fence 'round these parts…"
>>64692
You found a very clean bar with some nice furniture. The barmaid is a pretty mare who quickly serves you your drink.
It tastes like ethanol and strawberries.
Your face flushes noticeably.
>>64682
Oily looks at Neith and then back to you
"You know, okay, it's just that running a town like this is pretty expensive, ya know?"
He starts pacing behind his desk.
"Well, I can't really say I can monitor everything that comes in and goes out from here."
He sits down again.
"But there's, uh, a kind of an information fence 'round these parts…"
>>64692
You found a very clean bar with some nice furniture. The barmaid is a pretty mare who quickly serves you your drink.
It tastes like ethanol and strawberries.
>>64735
You have to return to all fours once in a while but the number is still great.
The militiamen pool some coins and give you 15 bits.
>>64749
You shout some obscenities, making Oily hide under his table
>>64722
"Like I said, I don't! There's a grave yard in the northwestern corner, but it ain't exactly safe, what with all the robbers in the ruins! You could go and find this fence, goes by the name of Thick, he hangs around the red lantern district!"
>>64726
You're apparently made from cellophane.
You're badly slurring and the world's turned upside down.
Or did you just fall on the floor?
Roll to stay conscious.
You have to return to all fours once in a while but the number is still great.
The militiamen pool some coins and give you 15 bits.
>>64749
You shout some obscenities, making Oily hide under his table
>>64722
"Like I said, I don't! There's a grave yard in the northwestern corner, but it ain't exactly safe, what with all the robbers in the ruins! You could go and find this fence, goes by the name of Thick, he hangs around the red lantern district!"
>>64726
You're apparently made from cellophane.
You're badly slurring and the world's turned upside down.
Or did you just fall on the floor?
Roll to stay conscious.
>>64771
Yup, nothing.
You even manage to climb back to sitting position.
The pretty mare walks back to you
"Want another?"
She then turns to Ariccia
"Sorry, we don't have milk, the cows stopped producing any when the meteorite hit."
>>64775
The middle pone gets excited
"Oh boy!"
He begins unzipping his uniform, but the sarge slaps him in the back of his head, sending him face first into a puddle.
"If ya feel up to it."
The youngest pone chimes in
"Please?"
>>64782
It was more of a suggestion.
>>64778
It's pretty sunny outside, for once. You can see dark green clouds hanging over most of the city, but not here.
You can see Fourtunes in one of the bars, and Buttermilk hopping around with the militiapones.
Yup, nothing.
You even manage to climb back to sitting position.
The pretty mare walks back to you
"Want another?"
She then turns to Ariccia
"Sorry, we don't have milk, the cows stopped producing any when the meteorite hit."
>>64775
The middle pone gets excited
"Oh boy!"
He begins unzipping his uniform, but the sarge slaps him in the back of his head, sending him face first into a puddle.
"If ya feel up to it."
The youngest pone chimes in
"Please?"
>>64782
It was more of a suggestion.
>>64778
It's pretty sunny outside, for once. You can see dark green clouds hanging over most of the city, but not here.
You can see Fourtunes in one of the bars, and Buttermilk hopping around with the militiapones.
>>64813
"Well, since you've been such a great crowd!"
I play some polka on my accordion, while singing about how a young and eager pony who just got recruited got promoted in a month to the highest posssible position because he was such a good and hard working little buck.
When I finish the song, I give a wide grin and a wink at the youngest pony.
Rolled 4 = 4
"Well, since you've been such a great crowd!"
I play some polka on my accordion, while singing about how a young and eager pony who just got recruited got promoted in a month to the highest posssible position because he was such a good and hard working little buck.
When I finish the song, I give a wide grin and a wink at the youngest pony.
Rolled 4 = 4
>>65789
You find one in the corner. An old mare runs the shop.
"What can I get ya, darlin'?"
>>65791
You find a manwhore. He eyes you for a while.
"10 bits an hour. Just for you."
>>65792
You enter a smoky, shoddy looking bar. A very tired bartender is cleaning glasses behind a counter, though the piece of cloth he uses only makes them dirtier.
A mare is doing a dance on stage.
You find one in the corner. An old mare runs the shop.
"What can I get ya, darlin'?"
>>65791
You find a manwhore. He eyes you for a while.
"10 bits an hour. Just for you."
>>65792
You enter a smoky, shoddy looking bar. A very tired bartender is cleaning glasses behind a counter, though the piece of cloth he uses only makes them dirtier.
A mare is doing a dance on stage.
>>65796
"If it bothers ya, buy a bottle."
He spits in a glass.
>>65799
"Pick yer poison first. What kinda info?"
>>65798
You enter the bar, and the dancing mare winks at you.
>>65797
"I do have an ukulele."
She goes to the back room and soon brings out a small instrument.
"I fear I haven't got any flutes though. I saw your play earlier on the square, you don't have to pay for this silly thing."
"If it bothers ya, buy a bottle."
He spits in a glass.
>>65799
"Pick yer poison first. What kinda info?"
>>65798
You enter the bar, and the dancing mare winks at you.
>>65797
"I do have an ukulele."
She goes to the back room and soon brings out a small instrument.
"I fear I haven't got any flutes though. I saw your play earlier on the square, you don't have to pay for this silly thing."
>>65812
The bartender glances at you
"Buy somethin' or get out."
>>65810
The mare giggles. "How cute."
>>65814
You get a glass of brown liquid.
Or at least you're pretty sure it's liquid.
"If you can down that and stay conscious, I'll tell ya."
>>65808
The bartender ignores you.
>>65815
A gang of Zebras drags you to an alley
"Sure, I'll show ya thick!"
The bartender glances at you
"Buy somethin' or get out."
>>65810
The mare giggles. "How cute."
>>65814
You get a glass of brown liquid.
Or at least you're pretty sure it's liquid.
"If you can down that and stay conscious, I'll tell ya."
>>65808
The bartender ignores you.
>>65815
A gang of Zebras drags you to an alley
"Sure, I'll show ya thick!"
>>65821
It tastes like someone mixed pesto, pea soup and cough syrup.
Roll to see how drunk you get. (-2 to the roll)
>>65823
You drop your gun, foam a little from your mouth and get thrown out of the bar.
You can see ponies evacuating your immediate vicinity.
>>65830
"I am pretty sure, but I guess I can check for you."
Roll to see if she has a flute.
It tastes like someone mixed pesto, pea soup and cough syrup.
Roll to see how drunk you get. (-2 to the roll)
>>65823
You drop your gun, foam a little from your mouth and get thrown out of the bar.
You can see ponies evacuating your immediate vicinity.
>>65830
"I am pretty sure, but I guess I can check for you."
Roll to see if she has a flute.
>>65836
"Well, here ya go darling. It's pretty expensive though. 50 bits."
She shows you a silver-covered flute.
>>65837
You throw up a bit in your mouth, but you manage to stay relatively sober.
"Okay, that's pretty impressive. Most customers throw up from the smell alone. Thick enjoys most of his free time in the three flowers brothel."
>>65838
Some passers by just shrug, and most pass you by.
You can see suspicious movement in one of the alleys.
"Well, here ya go darling. It's pretty expensive though. 50 bits."
She shows you a silver-covered flute.
>>65837
You throw up a bit in your mouth, but you manage to stay relatively sober.
"Okay, that's pretty impressive. Most customers throw up from the smell alone. Thick enjoys most of his free time in the three flowers brothel."
>>65838
Some passers by just shrug, and most pass you by.
You can see suspicious movement in one of the alleys.
>>65858
You cut his head off, but not before he lets out a scream.
All the activity in the red lantern district stops as they turn to see where it came from.
Now would be the perfect time to roll for mutations.
>>65860
>>65862
You see Neith standing with Ali and a decapitated Zebra in the alleyway.
>>65859
You find everyone in the said alleyway.
You cut his head off, but not before he lets out a scream.
All the activity in the red lantern district stops as they turn to see where it came from.
Now would be the perfect time to roll for mutations.
>>65860
>>65862
You see Neith standing with Ali and a decapitated Zebra in the alleyway.
>>65859
You find everyone in the said alleyway.
>>65912
"Okay!"
He snaps his fingers, the box disappears.
He taps his heels, Neith no longer wheels the tingling from the sun, or the energy of the moon.
He claps, and stops Neith's mutation.
He lets out a hearty laugh and disappears himself.
Neith is cured, but she still has some impressive fangs on her mouth.
You quickly find the way to the three flowers hotel. On the sign are the pictures of a rose, a lily, and a daisy.
The front side of the brothel looks quite clean and well kept, even having some flowers planted under the windows.
"Okay!"
He snaps his fingers, the box disappears.
He taps his heels, Neith no longer wheels the tingling from the sun, or the energy of the moon.
He claps, and stops Neith's mutation.
He lets out a hearty laugh and disappears himself.
Neith is cured, but she still has some impressive fangs on her mouth.
You quickly find the way to the three flowers hotel. On the sign are the pictures of a rose, a lily, and a daisy.
The front side of the brothel looks quite clean and well kept, even having some flowers planted under the windows.
This hors is bloated beyond usefulness
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