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You're standing in the library of the old underground fortress. Much of it is covered in dust and burned books that seem to have been burned like bonfires. Currently the large hall is lit by a few crude chandeliers hanging from the ceiling. Most of the books on the shelves are old and untouched, but a few shelves have been emptied completely to make space for loot, barrels, crates, baskets and other kinds of containers.

No one seems to be moving here.

352453

>>352445
Investigate!
Look for any traps or threats!
'1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10

352456

>>352445
"Mon dieu… zis place needs to be cleaned!"
Take out the brush and get to work!

Roll #1 4 = 4

352458

"No! All these books ruined!"

4th eye.
Identify any books on ancient magic or old civilizations!

Roll #1 2 + 2 = 4

352479

>>352453
Seems like a few of the boxes are rigged to explode if you tried to open them, but otherwise the room is clear of traps. You can't even think where one could set up an ambush here.
>>352456
You start sweeping. It's gonna be a long night if you wish to clean everything…
>>352458
You realize that you can't read the language these books are in.

352480

>>352445
I fly around and look for traps.
We are still bodyswapped, right?

Roll #1 1 = 1

352486

>>352445
check one of these books '1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

352490

>>352479
No calm down! I can do this!

Roll #1 1 = 1

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>>352486
It's all Greek to you.

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>>352492
doesnt' mean I can't look for another book to translate it '1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

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>>352479
I point at the boxed.
"Only open those if you really wish to die."

Check the non-rigged baskets and barrels.
'1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

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>>352480
Yes. Unfortunately you're really still not sure about this "flying" thing and crash into a shelf that topples over with a huge crash, sending dust and bits of rock flying everywhere.
>>352490
You see all of this. Oh my, it keeps getting worse!
>>352497
Surprisingly the people who wrote these didn't think they'd ever need to translate them to anyone.
>>352498
The barrels have dried meat, alcohol and other such items in them. Some baskets have a few common items such as iron bars, prongs, hammers, skirts, coins and so forth in them.

352509

>>352498
"See any exit yet?"

352512

>>352509
"Not yet. Maybe we can use the rigged crates to blow one for ourselves?"

Take some of the coins and a hammer.

352514

>>352507
fuck it, pocket the book and a couple more. then look around for what we're supposed to do '1d10+1'

Roll #1 8 + 1 = 9

352515

>>352507
So we're trying to just get out of here, right?

352517

>>352512
"Let me check something."

SbS.
How thick is the wall?

Roll #1 1 + 2 = 3

352520

>>352507
Panicking wont help! Use that brush!

Roll #1 2 = 2

352535

>>352507
"Jacquline, how am I supposed to use these?"
I flap my wings a few times and go look around.

Is there a second level to the library or is this room all there is?

352537

>>352517
You'd say it's about two meters thick from hitting your head on it as hard as you can.
>>352520
>>352520
There's too much dirt dust and grime! You just can't! There's no way!
>>352515
>>352514
Peg chimes in.
"I thought we were here because ya'll wanted to speak to the boss? He's just past this library."
She points a hoof to a door on the other side of the hall.

352540

>>352537
I look at my maid outfit.
"I can't face him like this! I want my own body back first!"

352543

>>352537
I flop down onto my flank sadly
"Je veux récupere mon corps…"

352544

>>352537
MY MAGIC BETRAYS ME!
Get up.

Roll #1 4 = 4

352547

>>352537
"Lets get this shit over with. I'm tired of being with these incompetent shitfaces."
head to the door

352549

>>352537
"Oh, right."
I walk towards the door.
What did we want to talk to him about?"Stopping raids or something? It's been a while.

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>>352535
"You… erm…"
I scratch my head and shrug, having no idea how to teach someone to fly.

352553

>>352549
We are here to kill the boss. Bluffed Peg into thinking we want to talk with him.
>>352547
"Be careful with that!"

352559

>>352550
I turn around and walk over to myself.
"I what? You were born with wings, so you must k-oh what ever. Hold still, I've had ponies ask me about this before and I want to see the appeal."
I use his/my armor as a ladder and climb up onto his/my back.

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>>352540
Peg shrugs and looks at Sylt.
>>352544
You shakily get on your hooves.
>>352547
>>352549
The party heads for the door.
>>352559
You climb on top of yourself. It's not exactly comfortable but it gives you a great vantage point and you don't have to walk yourself.

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>>352563
I snort.
"Let's just get this over with then."

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>>352569
I sigh and stroll after her

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>>352563
I sit down and hold on with my claws.
"Nice and tall, I feel almost like myself again. The armor is a bit cold though."
I shift back and forth uncomfortably.

>>352569
"Yes, mon petit maid. I want to get out of this place."

352578

>>352553
"You're right"
go over and take my greatsword before dropping Sylt her weapon
"Almost went in naked"
>>352563
are we at the door? what does it look like? lightly push on it without being detected '1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

352579

>>352563
So… Since Mass Teleport doesn't exist anymore, how do we go about fixing this?
4th eye.

Roll #1 9 + 2 = 11

352584

>>352578
"Now that's better."
Get a hold of my bow and try it a few times.
"Looks solid. Fancy zebrawalk."

352586

>>352577
"I'M NOT THE SERVANT! I'M SELENE!"

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>>352559
I give him a queer look as he or rather she climbs on top of me.
"Enjoying yourself?…"

352595

>>352586
"But you make such a cute maid. We should have you fitted for a dress once you get your body back."

>>352578
Do my (hopefully) keen gryphon eyes spot any traps on the door?

Roll #1 3 = 3

352597

>>352594
I shift around on the armor again.
"A little bit~"

352600

>>352595
I give him an odd look

Cute?

352602

>>352584
"Shut it, you got us into this fuckshit mess and when we're done here you better get us out of it"

352603

>>352595
"Try it and I will gut you!"

352607

>>352597
Groan under my new zebra face and wince at the idea I wanted to sleep in that pile of fur just a day ago.
>>352602
"Keep whining. Like it matters."
Look at myself with a grin.

352608

>>352579
I'll tell you on steam
>>352577
The female body is much softer than your own. Maybe it helps that she doesn't wear inches of armour on her.
>>352578
The door seems to be made of decorated stone. You really need to kick it before it even opens up, and you can see a long upwards staircase lined with huge bronze torches.
It ends in a less decorated wooden door that has "Keep out" written on it.
>>352595
The door seems to have worked.

352614

>>352608
I snort.
"Hah, like a sign will keep anyone out. Imbecile thieves."

352619

>>352603
I laugh and lay down on the buffalo's back.

>>352607
"Something wrong?"

352622

>>352607
give the real Sylt a disgusted look
"Yea sure, you get a body with years of experience in killing while I get a horn I have no idea what to do with. Great trade there. Fucking unicorns"
take a look around '1d10' before heading up those stairs

Roll #1 2 = 2

352623

>>352608
I can't open steam becase I'm on my mobile's bandwith.
Just post a hint here, is a meta spell, others shouldn't know anyway.
Like if I call Selene a huge fag and say Sylt will gut her by the end of the session, she can do nothing about it!

>>352619
"Absoluuuutely nothing!"

352627

>>352623
Okay
I didn't think of the cure yet so you can just wait it out
No way you could have fixed it in here anyway

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>>352623
"If you say so."
I hop off the buffalo and walk over to the door.
"Are we knocking or going straight in?"

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>>352608
"Wasn't zis entire area off limits?"
I chuckle.

>>352622
"I do not zink that is how it works, mon amie."

352633

>>352627
TO VENTURE WE GO!
SbS on the door, see what's behind it.

Roll #1 8 + 2 = 10

352635

>>352631
"Don't make me murderfuck you with my steel dick, It may be heavier but dammit I can still use it!"

352642

>>352635
"Hey that body has no steel dick! I'm not some pervert cross-dressing pony!"

352644

>>352642
"Yeah, I'm the one that got that body."

352651

>>352642
hit the ground in front of him/her with my greatsword '1d10+2'
"this steel dick. Bitch"

Roll #1 10 + 2 = 12

352652

>>352644
Chuckle at that.
"I'm sure it was just an error~"

352656

>>352651
"Monsieur Savari, please calm down…"

352658

>>352651
"Scaaaaary!"
But it's too late. I've seen everything!
And I'm laughing my flank off.

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>>352633
There is a stone slab, probably cut from a pillar, used as a desk. A tattered banner is hanged behind it, and a pony clad in a leather suit and a dark cloak is hurriedly gathering things in a saddlebag.

There is a small hidden door open on one wall, and a tripwire on the door.

>>352622
You completely miss a trio of ponies clad in dark suits hiding in the shadows.
Well, at least until they make you trip and fall down the stairs back into the library.

They disappear again. Their voices echo in the hallway.
"The boss is busy. Come back some other time."

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>>352635
"If you wish to talk steel dick, I do not zink you want to challenge me~"
I chuckle some more.

>>352644
"Hey!"

352668

>>352661
I ignore the sillyness of the others and glance up the stairs.
"We will go in there and speak with him right now if we want to! Show yourselves if you want to stop us!"

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>>352661
"UURRRRRRAAAAGGGHHH!!!"
can I see one? '1d10'
if I do, Vanish and attack them! '1d10+2'
if not then forget the spoilered above

Roll #1 10 = 10 / Roll #2 9 + 2 = 11

352673

Okay gather everypony around.
"Listen up. There is a secret door and the pony in there is about to run.
I will wink in front of the door and prevent him from running, while you enter and stop him!"

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>>352663
"Sorry. Truth be told I am more uncomfortable about my new race than my new gender."

>>352673
>not telling us about the tripwire
"Do we push the door open or is there a mechanism that opens it?"

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>>352688
I honestly read that as 'a tripwire on the hidden door'.
"Blast it open, whatever. There is a tripwire so beware that."

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>>352699
I try to push the door open just enough for us to get throough.
"Jaquline, get over here and use my muscles to help me out."

Roll #1 2 = 2

352709

>>352699
>>352703
I join him then.
Push the door open enough so a pony could get through.
'1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

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>>352709
Meanwhile I wink right in front of the other door, the hidden one.

Raise my bow to the pony inside.
"Freeze."

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>>352668
"It won't help you."
The three of them jump into the middle of the stairs.
They all have black suits made of some kind of a canvas on them. They wear small hooded cloaks that have a crimson clasp to them.
One is equipped with a crossbow, two use staffs.
"This is a bit unfair. I think you two can g-"
The middle pony is interrupted as >>352669
Shunts him down the stairs and follows with a quick hack of his sword.
The ponies disperse.
>>352703
>>352709
>>352714
You are all interrupted as the two ponies with staffs block your way.
"No."
Beat this roll: '1d10+2'

Roll #1 7 + 2 = 9

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>>352724
>wink
>block your way
BEAT THE BEAT!

Roll #1 9 = 9

352730

>>352724
SHOVE THEM TO THE GROUND
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

352733

>>352724
Wrath to blast them out of the way!

Roll #1 8 = 8

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>>352724
"I'll show you unfair!"
'1d10+2'
Charge at them and use Death Blow!

Roll #1 8 + 2 = 10

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>>352728
You don't have LOS as Jac and Nagi never opened the door.

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>>352724
I slip into Stealth.
Sentry gives me an automatic first action. Do I have to roll for it this time?

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>>352735
I used SbS to look inside, so that should have given me sight of the place!

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>>352724
is he ded? I hope so!

Follow up with another slash on the cloaked pony's head '1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

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>>352728
You dodge the pony's swing, but he somersaults over you >>352730 and hits Jacqueline square on the head with his stick.
4/? hits left
>>352733
The other pony dodges your flaming form only to get smashed into a torch by >>352734. he doesn't move.
>>352741
The other pony just barely manages to evade the deathly blow as he rolls to the side and slips into stealth.
>>352737
no.
>>352739
You however appear inside the "office".
"-thefeckareya?"

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>>352753
Try to spot the pony that disappeared!
'1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

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>>352753
I backstab one of the enemy ponies.

Roll #1 9 = 9

352763

>>352753
Locate him! '1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

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>>352753
"Death from behind bitch!"
Jump backwards and loose an arrow to his legs.

Roll #1 10 = 10

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>>352753
Take out my morningstar and get bashing!

Roll #1 2 = 2

352768

>>352759
>>352763
You're not sure, but you're sure he couldn't have escaped the corner he jumped to…
-1 to attack rolls on him.
>>352760
>>352760
You backstab the pony assaulting your body. He falls on the floor, bleeding and unmoving, but breathing.
>>352765
"what the-"
Your arrow pierces his knee, immobilizing him.
>>352766
You only manage to bash yourself. As in Selene.

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>>352768
Cleave at the corner!
Get him outta there!
'1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

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>>352768
"He'll show himself"
Vanish and attack another who isn't stealthed! '1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

352774

>>352768
Attack the ponies at the door now.

Roll #1 8 = 8

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>>352768
Jump into the shadows and disappear.

Roll #1 7 + 2 = 9

352783

>>352768
Ugh… try that again! Better this time!

Roll #1 9 = 9

352784

>>352768
Attack!
Trick Shot, throw some smoke on them!
'1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

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>>352771
>>352772
>>352774
>>352782
>>352783
>>352784
They're dead.
The pony in the office is trying to crawl to his hidden passage.

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>>352789
I open that door and step over the tripwire.

Roll #1 2 = 2

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>>352789
Yeah not happening. Stand in front of him and press with a hoof on the wounded knee.
Smirk at him.
"So, going anywhere?"

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>>352789
HIT THAT FUCKING DOOR OPEN '1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

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>>352789
>>352792
I toss her up on my back, then walk inside, avoiding the tripwire.
'1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

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>>352789
Burst in the office.
"STOP RIGHT THERE!"

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>>352795
"fffffFFUCK THIS USELESS BODY!"

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>>352798
>>352799
"You two are late."
Smirk at them while standing over the wounded pony.

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>>352792
There should not have been a roll here.

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>>352794
"The hell do ya'ls think ya are? Ya can't just barge innona respectable business!"

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>>352809
"We're here to tell you to stop your raids."

352811

>>352809
SEPARATE HIS HEAD FROM THE REST OF HIS BODY '1d10+2'

Roll #1 2 + 2 = 4

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>>352811
Wink his sword away.
"Hold your ponies."
>>352809
"We've been sent to convince you to stop the raids. No matter how. Get my drift?"

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>>352809
"That's not respectable! Your goons robbed me, and for that, I will rob you of your life!"

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>>352814
MIN8 to do something like that yo

352819

>>352817
Okay, Teleport the sowrd away.

Roll #1 4 = 4

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>>352811
I grab his tail to stop him/her.
"Calm down."

Roll #1 10 = 10

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>>352811
>>352819
Savari misses as Sylt tries to wrestle the sword out of his - or her - hooves.
>>352810
>>352814
>>352815
He snorts.
"Ya think I'm some sorta king of thieves?"

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>>352824
"Oui monsieur!"

352829

>>352821
Escape Artist out
"I haven't told you to do jack shit the entire time we had to pull this job, so don't expect me to listen!"
>>352824
CLEAVE OFF A LEG '1d10'
"WHAT DO YOU THINK!?"

Roll #1 2 = 2

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>>352824
Okay, just who the hell did we just attack?
4th eye.

Roll #1 8 + 2 = 10

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>>352824
"That was the title you were given, yes."

>>352829
"Ignore the angry mare. He has an anger problem."

352834

>>352829
Escape Artist is Automatic, it takes a turn now.
Thank me later for saving you from that critfail.

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>>352824
"That is ze title you were given."

352837

>>352824
I stop confusedly.
"You aren't?"

352839

>>352834
Nasse can say the exact same thing

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>>352829
You escape his grasp and cleave a stone table in half.
>>352833
>>352836
>>352837
He laughs.
"Bah, the boss ain't been here since last frostfall!"
>>352832
The local mayor. A lieutenant of the bandit army.
>>352839
Excuse me?

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>>352846
"Where is the boss, assuming you are telling the truth?"

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>>352846
I groan and place a hoof to my head, grumbling.
"Ugh… where is he zhen?"

352857

>>352846
BREAK.
HIS.
LEGS.
NOW!
'1d10'
"Then kindly tell us where he is."

Roll #1 3 = 3

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>>352854
Press a bit harder on the wounded knee.
"Yeah. Where is he? And don't worry, I can tell lies."

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>>352846
"Then you are no use for us, and we can just kill you all the same!"

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>>352857
His legs are already broken. Planted an arrow through them first thing as I popped into the room.

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>>352857
>>352865
"We need him alive to talk, idiots."

352874

>>352854
>>352856
>>352857
>>352862
>>352865
"Well in that case I don't really need tell ya'lls anything, do I?"

'1d3'

Roll #1 2 = 2

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>>352874
"We can grant you a swift death if you talk. A long and painful one if you don't."

352900

>>352874
"Don't make me flay you."
INTIMIDATION ROLL '1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

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>>352874
"What makes you say that? Tell us where the King of Thieves is so we can leave."

352911

>>352874
Look around his office and the stuff he was packing away.
'1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10

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>>352874
"Answer!"
I kick him.
'1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

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>>352898
>>352900
>>352903
>>352913
"Well, ya'll see now, I figure if I talk, and he finds out, I'll be happy if I only get skinned alive."
>>352911
The office is mostly empty of anything interesting, save for a few decorations like the crimson banner with a crudely drawn skull in it.
You notice he's shuffling his hoof inside his saddlebags.

352935

>>352930
"We'll find him before he would have a chance to find you anyway."

352936

>>352930
Wink that saddlebad away from him.
He counts as helpless, no?
"What were you trying to do?"

352942

>>352930
"We will take you into protective custody."

352953

>>352930
"What's worse? Talking? Or eating your own body parts? Please say you're hungry"
'1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

352964

>>352935
"pha, right."
>>352942
He looks at Savari trying to rip his legs off again, unsuccessfully.
"What a lucrative option."
>>352936
He's grasping a small metal box on his hoof.
"Ah, crap. Ah mean nothing!"
>>352953
"Not at all."

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>>352964
"We found you too. Killed your guards with ease. Killed all your thief guards we had to. You stay no chance, nor does he!"

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>>352964
"Then tell us! NOW! I'm tired of waiting around!"

"URRAGH!"
go search down that tunnel he was trying to escape to '1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

352974

>>352964
I try to tear the box from him using BOOFY STRENGTH
'1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

352975

>>352964
Raise the bow to bear.
"Guys, take that away from him."

4th eye. What's in the metalbox?

Roll #1 1 + 2 = 3

352996

>>352972
The door shuts behind you, leaving you in complete darkness.
>>352974
Even helpless his grip is stronger than you, and after an embarrassingly short arm wrestling competition you manage to sprain your hoof.
>>352975
A nuclear detonator.

353002

>>352996
A nocular derondetor?
I'm a pony, I know nothing about particle physics!
SbS, see how the thing works!

Roll #1 3 + 2 = 5

353003

>>352996
Ow…
Use my OTHER hoof then!
'1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

353004

>>352996
growl then try and force this horn to work and light the place, it can't be hard right? '1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

353009

>>352996
Okay, Touch of Death on him.
Hope he won't die, just to torture him a bit.
'1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

353015

>>353009
He'll need a cane to walk from now on.
>>353003
You grab the small box.
>>353002
It seems to be a lighter.
>>353004
There's a loud whistle and you throw a small flare on the floor. The short passage seems to lead atop the shelves in the library. There's no handle on the door on this side.

353018

>>353015
What is the box?
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

353020

>>352964
"More lucrative than having your skin cut off."

>>353009
I slap her.

353025

>>353020
"Hey! I'm just trying to get him to talk you fool!"

>>353015
"Speak up or I won't stop!"

353027

>>353015
Crawl through and back to the library, take a look around to make sure no one's following us '1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

353031

>>353015
"Can we just punch him until his snout falls off?"
Teleport the thing away from his hooves.
Wink if possible.

Roll #1 8 = 8

353035

>>353031
You get the lighter.
>>353027
The library seems just as empty as before.
>>353018
Looks like a mechanical flint and tinder.
>>353025
"Are you slow, lady? It was all in that damn bag!"

353039

>>353035
"What were you going to do with zis lighter?"
I flick it and try to light it.
'1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

353041

>>353035
Throw Selene the bag.
"Here, check it out yourself."

Try out the lighter.

Roll #1 6 = 6

353044

>>353035
head back and lootsearch the bodies that we fought before

and then loot them '3d10'
one for each body

Roll #1 1, 1, 10 = 12

353050

>>353044
The only thing maybe worth taking on them is the crossbow.
>>353041
>>353039
You press a button and a small flame flickers on the end. Much handier than the traditional way.

353052

>>353050
then yes, I'll take the crossbow. Along with all the bolts.

and head back to the party

"Well?"

353055

>>353041
Check the bag! What is it?

353057

>>353055
There are maps, notes, letters, a knife, a packed lunch and some personal items in it.

353058

>>353050
"Witchcraft!"
Said the unicorn in the body of a zebra that could see behind reality itself and appear wherever she wanted in the blink of an eye.
>>353057
Read the notes.

353061

>>353057
>>353058
She/He whatever body he's in can hold the bag.

Finish off the helpless pony with my weapon. Death Blow.
'1d10+2'

Roll #1 8 + 2 = 10

353062

353063

>>353050
I pocket the lighter then I guess.
>>353055
>>353057
"What's in ze bag?"

353074

>>353062
You slap her?
>>353058
It seems the main staging area for the bandits is a small town called Shady Hollows.
>>353061
You kill him with a splat.
>>353063
You do just that.

353077

>>353074
"What are we doing now?"

353078

>>353074
I was trying to talk to the guy that just got killed.

>>353061
I punch him/her
"What the fuck is wrong with you?"

353080

>>353078
"Mind mon body!"

353081

>>353078
"Punch me again and I'll cut your hoof off! He was past his usefulness, so I got rid of him!"

353082

>>353077
"Off to shady hollows we go"…
Hoof myself the letter.
>>353074
Fast exit?
4th eye.

Roll #1 6 + 2 = 8

353083

>>353078
"If you don't like how things are being done then you can fuck off and die"

353084

>>353082
"….Good. Do you know how to change us back? I'd like to be less useless in this frail body"

353085

>>353081
>>353083
"Ve don't kill unarmed prisoners!"

353086

>>353078
"WHOA THERE! Thise are my teats you're punching, fatass!"
>>353084
"No way to do it here."

Roll #1 2 + 2 = 4

353087

>>353085
"I do. He would have been just a nuisance. I made it easier for all of us."

353089

>>353081
>>353083
"How are we supposed to find the king of thieves now, you bloodthirty nitwits?"

353090

>>353089
Wave the notes at him.
"Already ahead of you."

353093

>>353085
"Who's this we You're talking about?"
>>353086
grumble something
"Lets go then"
>>353089
"By torturing and killing any who knows but refuses to give us what we want! That's how!"

353094

>>353089
"He already gave up the notes and maps and everything his worthless life could be used for."

353096

I sigh and continue grumbling at the party's bickering and fighting.

353098

>>353090
"Oh."

>>353093
>>353094
"Killing unarmed prisoners is wrong. Let us just get out of here before anything else happens."

353099

>>353087
>>353093
I shake my head in disapproval
"Ecume étrangère…"

353101

>>353099
Écume*

353102

>>353082
You could probably try in the library since that's where his exit leads to.

[Paused]

353103

>>353099
"Stop that."

>>353098
"He was just a thief anyway."

353105

>>353098
"And being a giant worthless buffalo is even worse. But you don't hear me complaining all damn day!"
>>353099
"If you're going to insult someone at least be up front about it. Fucking self-centered healers"
>>353102
just get out of there

353106

>>353103
"Major of a city of thieves, at that."

353111

>>353103
>>353106
"But still…"

>>353105
"Better than being a tiny, angry zebra."

353112

>>353105
I growl at her
"Qu'est-ce que tu dit!?"

353120

>>353111
"Then move your ass!"
>>353112
"Oh so you can hear! Well that's great, but you need to work on your fucking attention span you overdressed ball-swinging passive aggressive clean freak!"

353122

>>353120
"What crawled up your ass?"

353123

>>353120
Step in front of him.
"Look pal I already took an harpoon through the stomach today, I'd love it if you didn't fuck around with my body any more, okay?"

353126

>>353122
"THE HORN OF THE INCOMPETENT BITCH WHOSE BODY I'M OCCUPYING!!"
>>353123
"Then. Get. Me. Back. In. My. Fucking. Body!"

353128

>>353126
Narrow my zebra eyes.
"I told you. Not now I cannot, brain-dead zigger!"

353130

>>353120
I snort
"Well zen, lets see if zis freak vill ever heal you again, monsieur zebra."

353131

>>353130
Widen my eyes.
"Nonono! That's exactly what I was talking about! That's my body over there!"

353132

>>353126
"I'm in the body of a gryphon that doesn't know how to fly and you don't hear me complaining."
I stretch and flap my wings.
"Try and enjoy it while it lasts."

353137

>>353128
'1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

353141

>>353137
"Well you better make damn sure you do. Otherwise you'll be stuck as a broken brain-dead zigger the rest of your life"
>>353132
"I was born a zebra, raised a zebra, AND IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO DO ABOUT IT I'LL DIE A ZEBRA!! You enjoy it. I have a head to collect"

353144

>>353141
"I want my body back to. Relax and enjoy this unexpected adventure."
I climb back onto the buffalo's back and lie down.


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