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There are rumours of an uprising in the north, an alliance of thieves, if you will.
Cutthroats, scoundrels, burglars, rogues, murderers and cuddle-rapists have banded up into large pockets, attacking caravans and ponies travelling on the roads and railways of Equestria.
Their attacks seem almost coordinated, and there are rumours of a king of thieves appearing in some northern locations…
This bandit activity has brought your party together.
You're all members of a trade caravan heading east from Vanhoover, all the way to Manehatten.
Whether you're a hired guard, a member of the traders or just a passenger is up to you.
The caravan has made their camp near a location called the Galloping Gorge…
Report in.
Cutthroats, scoundrels, burglars, rogues, murderers and cuddle-rapists have banded up into large pockets, attacking caravans and ponies travelling on the roads and railways of Equestria.
Their attacks seem almost coordinated, and there are rumours of a king of thieves appearing in some northern locations…
This bandit activity has brought your party together.
You're all members of a trade caravan heading east from Vanhoover, all the way to Manehatten.
Whether you're a hired guard, a member of the traders or just a passenger is up to you.
The caravan has made their camp near a location called the Galloping Gorge…
Report in.
>>104732
>>104734
>>104741
>>104745
The caravan master trots around the camp site nervously.
There's a large fire in the middle of a circle formed by the caravan carts. Some ponies are sleeping inside their covered carts, some have set up meager resting places under theirs, and some, lucky ponies have a privilege of sleeping next to the warmth of the fire.
"I don't understand why they'd send us out on hoof and not by train, especially with this bandit activity…"
He stops and looks over the guards.
"One of you, take the first watch!"
>>104734
>>104741
>>104745
The caravan master trots around the camp site nervously.
There's a large fire in the middle of a circle formed by the caravan carts. Some ponies are sleeping inside their covered carts, some have set up meager resting places under theirs, and some, lucky ponies have a privilege of sleeping next to the warmth of the fire.
"I don't understand why they'd send us out on hoof and not by train, especially with this bandit activity…"
He stops and looks over the guards.
"One of you, take the first watch!"
>>104756
You find a nice spot next to a cart and promptly fall into deep slumber without thinking much about it.
>>104755
You jump up to a tree branch and survey the area. Nothing for now…the caravan settles down and hours pass.
>>104760
There are no children in the caravan, who would bring foals with them to such a dangerous trip?
You throw a blanket over Nagi and hoof some around before settling down yourself.
>>104766
You have enough herbs, vials and potion bases to mix out as many potions you could possibly need.
You find a nice spot next to a cart and promptly fall into deep slumber without thinking much about it.
>>104755
You jump up to a tree branch and survey the area. Nothing for now…the caravan settles down and hours pass.
>>104760
There are no children in the caravan, who would bring foals with them to such a dangerous trip?
You throw a blanket over Nagi and hoof some around before settling down yourself.
>>104766
You have enough herbs, vials and potion bases to mix out as many potions you could possibly need.
>>104823
You make possibly the most potent poison in the world.
Unfortunately it also burns through the vial and into the ground.
>>104830
You can see a goat running away in the woods.
Beat my roll to catch him.
>>104836
No one's gonna believe you're a tree, you might as well take those twigs off your helmet.
>>104839
One of the caravan guards talks.
"This is how it begins…they send a scout, and before you know it, BAM! We'll all have arrows in our backs."
Rolled 9 = 9
You make possibly the most potent poison in the world.
Unfortunately it also burns through the vial and into the ground.
>>104830
You can see a goat running away in the woods.
Beat my roll to catch him.
>>104836
No one's gonna believe you're a tree, you might as well take those twigs off your helmet.
>>104839
One of the caravan guards talks.
"This is how it begins…they send a scout, and before you know it, BAM! We'll all have arrows in our backs."
Rolled 9 = 9
>>104850
You hide in the shadows.
>>104851
Looking at the goat's impressive pace you decide to not even try, and instead return to the camp.
"Well, did you seee anything?"
>>104859
The caravan master trots about nervously.
>>104849
A guard shoves you out of the way while he's waking up the rest of the caravan.
"We might get attacked."
>>104860
>2
You already forgot the ingredients.
"Trying to make healing potion…melted through the vial" is all you manage to write up.
You hide in the shadows.
>>104851
Looking at the goat's impressive pace you decide to not even try, and instead return to the camp.
"Well, did you seee anything?"
>>104859
The caravan master trots about nervously.
>>104849
A guard shoves you out of the way while he's waking up the rest of the caravan.
"We might get attacked."
>>104860
>2
You already forgot the ingredients.
"Trying to make healing potion…melted through the vial" is all you manage to write up.
>>104891
Your eyes redden a bit and water again.
They feel sore.
>>104890
You dream of strangling your husband.
Repeatedly.
>>104878
You toss and turn and turn and toss on your mattress.
What little sleep you have are plagued by nightmares of being assaulted.
>>104883
You wait until the sun comes up; it seems you weren't attacked after all. The camp is fast asleep, save for you and Sylt.
>>104897
No shut-eye for you. None at all.
You feel extremely tired. -1 to all your rolls for three turns. Also your specialty bonus does not apply for those three turns.
Your eyes redden a bit and water again.
They feel sore.
>>104890
You dream of strangling your husband.
Repeatedly.
>>104878
You toss and turn and turn and toss on your mattress.
What little sleep you have are plagued by nightmares of being assaulted.
>>104883
You wait until the sun comes up; it seems you weren't attacked after all. The camp is fast asleep, save for you and Sylt.
>>104897
No shut-eye for you. None at all.
You feel extremely tired. -1 to all your rolls for three turns. Also your specialty bonus does not apply for those three turns.
>>104941
>>104941
You have coffee, but no coffee pot
The caravan quickly sets out in the cold morning.
You're walking along a muddy old road, flanked by trees and foliage. There's still some dew on the ground and there's some light fog on the air.
Some merchants are bribing guards to draw their carts for them.
The caravan master speaks out loud
"Soon the road will join with the railway to Canterlot. We'll follow it for a while but then cut across the plains. We won't be ambushed there…"
>>104945
"Ask around. I heard Mirabelle might be."
He glances at her.
"But if you ask me she's just escaped from some bordel."
>>104941
You have coffee, but no coffee pot
The caravan quickly sets out in the cold morning.
You're walking along a muddy old road, flanked by trees and foliage. There's still some dew on the ground and there's some light fog on the air.
Some merchants are bribing guards to draw their carts for them.
The caravan master speaks out loud
"Soon the road will join with the railway to Canterlot. We'll follow it for a while but then cut across the plains. We won't be ambushed there…"
>>104945
"Ask around. I heard Mirabelle might be."
He glances at her.
"But if you ask me she's just escaped from some bordel."
>>104974
'Ooh… iz she from Prance as well?'
I walk over to her,
"And it looks absolutely manifique on you, madame."
I pick up her hoof and kiss it.
>>104982
-before promptly withdrawing and pulling out my white flag and waving it around in the air.
"J'ai abandonner! J'AI ABANDONNER!"
Rolling to surrender.
Rolled 4 = 4
'Ooh… iz she from Prance as well?'
I walk over to her,
"And it looks absolutely manifique on you, madame."
I pick up her hoof and kiss it.
>>104982
-before promptly withdrawing and pulling out my white flag and waving it around in the air.
"J'ai abandonner! J'AI ABANDONNER!"
Rolling to surrender.
Rolled 4 = 4
>>104986
You barely scamper out of the arrows way.
>>104989
This times your eyes dry up.
You bat your eyelashes to moisten them up.
>>104997
A bunch of ponies with wild, unkempt manes and long bows jump up on the huge log.
A hail of arrows rains down from the forest, killing several guards.
"Now if you good gentlecolts will surrender, we'll ease your wordly burden."
One of them looks at Jacques quizzically.
They aren't impressed by your pleas of mercy.
You barely scamper out of the arrows way.
>>104989
This times your eyes dry up.
You bat your eyelashes to moisten them up.
>>104997
A bunch of ponies with wild, unkempt manes and long bows jump up on the huge log.
A hail of arrows rains down from the forest, killing several guards.
"Now if you good gentlecolts will surrender, we'll ease your wordly burden."
One of them looks at Jacques quizzically.
They aren't impressed by your pleas of mercy.
>>105011
You get hit by another arrow shot by one of the ponies on the log.
"Tut, tut, no sudden movements! Now will you surrender or not?"
The caravan master is too busy covering under his cart to reply.
>>105013
You momentarily teleport the stallion inside you, and then to the back of the caravan, where he topples a cart over, preventing the caravan from escaping.
>>105014
You then blast him out and into the woods.
>>105023
The vial releases a puff of multi-coloured smoke.
The largest stallion on the log cracks his neck a few times.
"1…"
You get hit by another arrow shot by one of the ponies on the log.
"Tut, tut, no sudden movements! Now will you surrender or not?"
The caravan master is too busy covering under his cart to reply.
>>105013
You momentarily teleport the stallion inside you, and then to the back of the caravan, where he topples a cart over, preventing the caravan from escaping.
>>105014
You then blast him out and into the woods.
>>105023
The vial releases a puff of multi-coloured smoke.
The largest stallion on the log cracks his neck a few times.
"1…"
>>105034
You half-assedly charge at him, but he avoids your blow.
>>105039
No one really got hit, but you manage to draw a bead on the ponies in the logs. You fire as-
>>105042
Throws a vial at them, engulfing the tree in a ball of flames.
You're sure no one could survive that.
>>105047
You set yourself on fire.
A more feminine voice calls out from the bushes:
"Enough! Kill them all!"
Another volley of arrows is fired, killing a few more guards, and the rest try to flee along the raildroad tracks.
Roll to dodge.
You half-assedly charge at him, but he avoids your blow.
>>105039
No one really got hit, but you manage to draw a bead on the ponies in the logs. You fire as-
>>105042
Throws a vial at them, engulfing the tree in a ball of flames.
You're sure no one could survive that.
>>105047
You set yourself on fire.
A more feminine voice calls out from the bushes:
"Enough! Kill them all!"
Another volley of arrows is fired, killing a few more guards, and the rest try to flee along the raildroad tracks.
Roll to dodge.
"Guys we are in hot water!" I yell to the other defenders still standing.
"Want to risk it with a teleport?"
And while waiting for their replies I turn my head towards the direction the arrows came from, still hiding behind the caravan I ducked under, and try to use Fourth Eye again.
Rolled 5 = 5
"Want to risk it with a teleport?"
And while waiting for their replies I turn my head towards the direction the arrows came from, still hiding behind the caravan I ducked under, and try to use Fourth Eye again.
Rolled 5 = 5
>>108560
You can see an amorphous blob of gray that stretches from the whole treeline to the bushes beside the railroad; you're completely surrounded.
>>108572
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DisZ6qmNdbo
You can see an amorphous blob of gray that stretches from the whole treeline to the bushes beside the railroad; you're completely surrounded.
>>108572
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DisZ6qmNdbo
>>108603
You throw another potion, which this time releases a puff of poisonous smoke.
You can hear coughing in the trees.
>>108604
You miss, fall off a branch and land on your back, but manage to roll into a bush and hide.
>>108605
It tastes bitter and makes her blood flow faster.
It's helpfulness is dubious as she has a wound on her side.
>>108607
You push the arrow head deeper inside
You can't reach it by hoof anymore.
>>108609
You can only see shadows all around you.
>>108613
Roll again.
1-5 you end up in Tall Tale, 6-10 you end up in Canterlot
You throw another potion, which this time releases a puff of poisonous smoke.
You can hear coughing in the trees.
>>108604
You miss, fall off a branch and land on your back, but manage to roll into a bush and hide.
>>108605
It tastes bitter and makes her blood flow faster.
It's helpfulness is dubious as she has a wound on her side.
>>108607
You push the arrow head deeper inside
You can't reach it by hoof anymore.
>>108609
You can only see shadows all around you.
>>108613
Roll again.
1-5 you end up in Tall Tale, 6-10 you end up in Canterlot
>>108630
Your horn flashes blinding white
For a while you don't feel.
Then you plop down on an terrace in a very sunny city.
Your stomach churns a bit but you're used to it. The rest of the caravan, not so much.
You managed to bring with you everyone who was still alive, and even some of the carts and valuables.
>>108635
>>108641
You are too late
>>108633
You push it deeper into the wound.
>>108638
You give her a potion that essentially halts the blood circulation near the wound, so she won't bleed to death
Ain't no potion in this world that would pull the arrowhead out of her though.
Your horn flashes blinding white
For a while you don't feel.
Then you plop down on an terrace in a very sunny city.
Your stomach churns a bit but you're used to it. The rest of the caravan, not so much.
You managed to bring with you everyone who was still alive, and even some of the carts and valuables.
>>108635
>>108641
You are too late
>>108633
You push it deeper into the wound.
>>108638
You give her a potion that essentially halts the blood circulation near the wound, so she won't bleed to death
Ain't no potion in this world that would pull the arrowhead out of her though.
>>108677
I stand tall and pround, and raise my weapon towards the skies.
"My name is Selene, Chosen of the Moon, follower o-"
Then I accidentally drop the polearm, throwing myself off balance and almost falling over.
"Awwwww, dang it…uh…"
I pick it up, and cough a few times.
"C-can we pretend this didn't happen and I can try again?"
I stand tall and pround, and raise my weapon towards the skies.
"My name is Selene, Chosen of the Moon, follower o-"
Then I accidentally drop the polearm, throwing myself off balance and almost falling over.
"Awwwww, dang it…uh…"
I pick it up, and cough a few times.
"C-can we pretend this didn't happen and I can try again?"
>>108663
You barely manage to fidget it around in the wound.
>>108674
You have everything secured
so secured in fact you can't be pickpocketed should the situation arise
>>108673
You look over at the caravan master, who's trying a noose from some rope he found.
>>108680
Yes.
Some civilians are staring at you, and you can see some guards clad in golden armour trotting at you.
You barely manage to fidget it around in the wound.
>>108674
You have everything secured
so secured in fact you can't be pickpocketed should the situation arise
>>108673
You look over at the caravan master, who's trying a noose from some rope he found.
>>108680
Yes.
Some civilians are staring at you, and you can see some guards clad in golden armour trotting at you.
>>108687
"I'm not the one who's paying you, the company is! Go to them if you want to complain!"
He throws the rope over a lamp post.
>>108684
"What does it look like? I'm puttin' an end to it! D'ya know how much they made me invest in that caravan? My life is over!"
The guards quickly come and subdue the caravan master.
>>108685
You push the tip even deeper.
Good news is you'll push it through the other side soon.
The bad news is you'll probably rupture something inside in the progress.
"I'm not the one who's paying you, the company is! Go to them if you want to complain!"
He throws the rope over a lamp post.
>>108684
"What does it look like? I'm puttin' an end to it! D'ya know how much they made me invest in that caravan? My life is over!"
The guards quickly come and subdue the caravan master.
>>108685
You push the tip even deeper.
Good news is you'll push it through the other side soon.
The bad news is you'll probably rupture something inside in the progress.
>>108703
There's something resembling a hospital in the distance; however the guards have alerted some paramedics to the scene. They are investigating the civilians first.
>>108706
You grope her.
>>108707
You manage to push the arrow outwards.
A Paramedic pony with tongs quickly comes by you and pulls it out, then sterilizes the wound with alcohol. It stings a little.
>>108709
"The sunset caravan company! Hey let me g-"
The guards drag him away with the noose.
There's something resembling a hospital in the distance; however the guards have alerted some paramedics to the scene. They are investigating the civilians first.
>>108706
You grope her.
>>108707
You manage to push the arrow outwards.
A Paramedic pony with tongs quickly comes by you and pulls it out, then sterilizes the wound with alcohol. It stings a little.
>>108709
"The sunset caravan company! Hey let me g-"
The guards drag him away with the noose.
>>108759
>>108752
"Uh, ladies, please, we want no trouble. We'll just need to get your reports on the accident since you seem to be the last remaining guards and the caravan master's not in his right mind."
>>108755
>>108750
The guards are waiting for the rest of the party
[s}that doesn't necessarily know they're gonna be a party yet[s]
>>108752
"Uh, ladies, please, we want no trouble. We'll just need to get your reports on the accident since you seem to be the last remaining guards and the caravan master's not in his right mind."
>>108755
>>108750
The guards are waiting for the rest of the party
[s}that doesn't necessarily know they're gonna be a party yet[s]
>>108773
>>108777
>>108783
The city guards just look at each other nervously
"Uh, okay… We're still rounding everyone at the caravan company office just to see who made it out alive. Please be there. "
They scribble you some directions on a napkin and continue going around the survivors.
One young-looking paramedic approaches you.
"Do you need anything?">>108787
>>108777
>>108783
The city guards just look at each other nervously
"Uh, okay… We're still rounding everyone at the caravan company office just to see who made it out alive. Please be there. "
They scribble you some directions on a napkin and continue going around the survivors.
One young-looking paramedic approaches you.
"Do you need anything?">>108787
>>108799
The mare blushes and hands you a little brown packet.
"There's 10 doses there! They should ease any allergic reactions!"
She then trots off.
The party then walks through the winding streets, passing a couple of sets of inner walls, until they enter the business district proper. The walls are lined with different stores and businesses, including that of the Sunset Caravan company. Their logo is a half sun rising over a wavy line representing the horizon.
It looks like the facade has seen better days.
Currently there are lots of ponies lined up at the entrance.
>>108777
You are pretty much unable to get upset about size differences anymore.
The mare blushes and hands you a little brown packet.
"There's 10 doses there! They should ease any allergic reactions!"
She then trots off.
The party then walks through the winding streets, passing a couple of sets of inner walls, until they enter the business district proper. The walls are lined with different stores and businesses, including that of the Sunset Caravan company. Their logo is a half sun rising over a wavy line representing the horizon.
It looks like the facade has seen better days.
Currently there are lots of ponies lined up at the entrance.
>>108777
You are pretty much unable to get upset about size differences anymore.
The party is in front of Sunset Caravan Company's Canterlot office. There are some ponies you can recognize from the caravan bunched up there, and some reporters are buzzing around.
A single guard in a blue uniform is trying to shoo them away.
The office itself looks like it's seen better days.
The red paint from the facade is peeling off and the second room windows are all boarded up.
A single guard in a blue uniform is trying to shoo them away.
The office itself looks like it's seen better days.
The red paint from the facade is peeling off and the second room windows are all boarded up.
>>110477
>>110476
"Practice is to pay upon completion of the trip. Most of the caravan was destroyed, you should be glad we won't charge you for it. Names and positions within the caravan and move along, let the other ponies in the line step up."
>>110485
"name and position within the caravan."
>>110481
You make a poison that changes the victim's gender.
>>110476
"Practice is to pay upon completion of the trip. Most of the caravan was destroyed, you should be glad we won't charge you for it. Names and positions within the caravan and move along, let the other ponies in the line step up."
>>110485
"name and position within the caravan."
>>110481
You make a poison that changes the victim's gender.
>>110494
I burst right in front of her
"That's some horseshit if I ever heard it! If it wasn't for us, most of the PONIES on that FUCKING death trip you call a caravan would be DEAD! So shut the fuck up and pay us, or if you are too low on the pencil-pushing line to do so, point us to someone who can!"
I burst right in front of her
"That's some horseshit if I ever heard it! If it wasn't for us, most of the PONIES on that FUCKING death trip you call a caravan would be DEAD! So shut the fuck up and pay us, or if you are too low on the pencil-pushing line to do so, point us to someone who can!"
>>110508
You brew a simple healing potion.
>1 on creating the potion
Nope, you don't jot anything down.
>>110505
>>110500
"It may not have been your fault but the fact of the matter is the caravan was wrecked and the caravan master's gone to the asylum, I recommen-"
>>110503
She hides behind her table
"Management's on the top floor!"
You brew a simple healing potion.
>1 on creating the potion
Nope, you don't jot anything down.
>>110505
>>110500
"It may not have been your fault but the fact of the matter is the caravan was wrecked and the caravan master's gone to the asylum, I recommen-"
>>110503
She hides behind her table
"Management's on the top floor!"
The manager looks at you like you're a bunch of madmen.
"I believe the secretary told you about our policy considering destroyed caravans?There's no way the company can afford to pay every deadbeat warrior who can't handle a hoofful of bandits!"
He goes through a cupboard and throws you a bunch of papers.
"if you want bits, catch the leader of this bandit rebellion!"
The papers are wanted posters.
"Wanted: 'King of Thieves'. Presumed to be a pony stallion. Location unknown, Northern Equestria. Dead or Alive."
Needless to say, the promised reward goes far beyond what you were promised for guarding the caravan.
"Go ask the guards about that, or I'll call them up here myself."
He levitates a whistle on his lips.
"I believe the secretary told you about our policy considering destroyed caravans?There's no way the company can afford to pay every deadbeat warrior who can't handle a hoofful of bandits!"
He goes through a cupboard and throws you a bunch of papers.
"if you want bits, catch the leader of this bandit rebellion!"
The papers are wanted posters.
"Wanted: 'King of Thieves'. Presumed to be a pony stallion. Location unknown, Northern Equestria. Dead or Alive."
Needless to say, the promised reward goes far beyond what you were promised for guarding the caravan.
"Go ask the guards about that, or I'll call them up here myself."
He levitates a whistle on his lips.
>>110602
A hefty sum of bits and also "support of the equestrian guard."
As you teleport the whistle away he starts backing away to a door behind.
"Leave. Now."
>>110596
The guard glances at the paper.
"Yeah, somethin' about a rebellion an' stuff. Canterlot's way too south to be bothered by them, go ask at the station. Ask for a captain or a sergeant."
A hefty sum of bits and also "support of the equestrian guard."
As you teleport the whistle away he starts backing away to a door behind.
"Leave. Now."
>>110596
The guard glances at the paper.
"Yeah, somethin' about a rebellion an' stuff. Canterlot's way too south to be bothered by them, go ask at the station. Ask for a captain or a sergeant."
>>110632
"Care to show your contract at the front desk then?"
He waves his hoof at a younger guard standing by a desk next to him.
>>110633
He looks at the paper you're carrying.
"King of thieves? We don't exactly know. Some say he's an escaped convict, others say he's just a bored noble playing a game. It seems he's been pooling up all the cutthroats of the land to the north. Just today they attacked another caravan. We can't exactly mobilize an army against them either, so we're sending adventurers out to locate him, and maybe capture him. You'll receive your pick from the armoury and guard stores should you embark on such a mission."
"Care to show your contract at the front desk then?"
He waves his hoof at a younger guard standing by a desk next to him.
>>110633
He looks at the paper you're carrying.
"King of thieves? We don't exactly know. Some say he's an escaped convict, others say he's just a bored noble playing a game. It seems he's been pooling up all the cutthroats of the land to the north. Just today they attacked another caravan. We can't exactly mobilize an army against them either, so we're sending adventurers out to locate him, and maybe capture him. You'll receive your pick from the armoury and guard stores should you embark on such a mission."
>>110649
No.
"Well in that case, you're not eligible for any compensation."
>>110653
"Follow me, and bring your party with you."
He trots off deeper into the station, stopping in front of two bulky iron doors.
"To the left are the stores, all the non-combat equipment you could need. To the right is the armoury."
No.
"Well in that case, you're not eligible for any compensation."
>>110653
"Follow me, and bring your party with you."
He trots off deeper into the station, stopping in front of two bulky iron doors.
"To the left are the stores, all the non-combat equipment you could need. To the right is the armoury."
>>110770
The guard leans on a support pillar and keeps looking inside, as you get pounded again.
This time you get a black eye.
>>110773
you get some beer in your eyes.
>>110778
You turn around and give him a little peck on the cheek instead.
He's putty in your hooves.
"U-uhhh th-there were some shady characters drinking here just yesterday, talked something about burglaries and some small town near neighara falls!"
>>110772
You head to a place called "Spud's waterhole".
The bartender is cleaning a beer mug.
"So what'll it be?"
The guard leans on a support pillar and keeps looking inside, as you get pounded again.
This time you get a black eye.
>>110773
you get some beer in your eyes.
>>110778
You turn around and give him a little peck on the cheek instead.
He's putty in your hooves.
"U-uhhh th-there were some shady characters drinking here just yesterday, talked something about burglaries and some small town near neighara falls!"
>>110772
You head to a place called "Spud's waterhole".
The bartender is cleaning a beer mug.
"So what'll it be?"
>>110785
"That's a service reserved for customers. Buy somethin'."
He waves his hoof at the menu.
There seems to be everything from straight up vodka from Stalliongrad to just locally brewed beer and drinks.
>>110784
This time the guard grabs you and walks you out.
"You don't know when to stop, do you? Try that again and I'll have you incarcerated."
>>110788
He looks at you dreamily and points at a stand which is full of different brochures.
"That's a service reserved for customers. Buy somethin'."
He waves his hoof at the menu.
There seems to be everything from straight up vodka from Stalliongrad to just locally brewed beer and drinks.
>>110784
This time the guard grabs you and walks you out.
"You don't know when to stop, do you? Try that again and I'll have you incarcerated."
>>110788
He looks at you dreamily and points at a stand which is full of different brochures.
>>110797
Climbing down from my seat I turn to the maid:
"Good, let's get that idiot out of here before he gets himself arrested."
>>110794
I watch the hooligans that just a moment ago kicked the air out of the zebra and ponder for a moment.
I use Fourth Eye to know if there's a weak link amongst them.
for nasse
Where is the beer kept?
Rolled 1 = 1
Climbing down from my seat I turn to the maid:
"Good, let's get that idiot out of here before he gets himself arrested."
>>110794
I watch the hooligans that just a moment ago kicked the air out of the zebra and ponder for a moment.
I use Fourth Eye to know if there's a weak link amongst them.
for nasse
Where is the beer kept?
Rolled 1 = 1
>>110835
You can see her in the other tavern.
>>110832
It doesn't really hit you, but it doesn't taste really good either.
"What are you lookin' for? Another?"
He waves the bottle in his telekinesis.
>>110836
There is a very small temple, though it's boarded up and partly ruined.
>>110834
You pull the caps off both barrels, causing them to spill the contents on the bartender's hooves.
"Oh f-"
The clients quickly push him away and rip the barrels away.
>>110833
Yer drunk.
You can see her in the other tavern.
>>110832
It doesn't really hit you, but it doesn't taste really good either.
"What are you lookin' for? Another?"
He waves the bottle in his telekinesis.
>>110836
There is a very small temple, though it's boarded up and partly ruined.
>>110834
You pull the caps off both barrels, causing them to spill the contents on the bartender's hooves.
"Oh f-"
The clients quickly push him away and rip the barrels away.
>>110833
Yer drunk.
>>110843
You could probably pry away some old planks to get in.
Asking a passer-by, he just answers "I dunno why anyone would even make a temple for the moon. I mean, we've got the sun! She's right there, in the castle!"
He points at Celestia's castle on the mountain.
>>110844
He gives you a glass of water.
"Well, can't say I myself know a lot."
He sighs.
"But I suppose 'the night crew' would."
>>110847
You join up the others (besides Mirabelle) in the waterhole.
You could probably pry away some old planks to get in.
Asking a passer-by, he just answers "I dunno why anyone would even make a temple for the moon. I mean, we've got the sun! She's right there, in the castle!"
He points at Celestia's castle on the mountain.
>>110844
He gives you a glass of water.
"Well, can't say I myself know a lot."
He sighs.
"But I suppose 'the night crew' would."
>>110847
You join up the others (besides Mirabelle) in the waterhole.
>>110861
After a while, your vision's as fine as ever.
>>110855
>>110854
"It's just a gambling ring we've got here…tonight we're getting together in my back room."
He nods at a door behind him.
"Most every bartender gathers here for it. You'd be sure to get some info from them."
>>110858
You walk up to the gates where you're stopped by a squad of ponies.
"Halt! What is your business here?"
After a while, your vision's as fine as ever.
>>110855
>>110854
"It's just a gambling ring we've got here…tonight we're getting together in my back room."
He nods at a door behind him.
"Most every bartender gathers here for it. You'd be sure to get some info from them."
>>110858
You walk up to the gates where you're stopped by a squad of ponies.
"Halt! What is your business here?"
>>110867
>>110864
"10 in the evening."
>>110865
"No. Princess Celestia's not meeting any guests today. Remove yourself."
>>110872
"Dice or cards."
>>110868
You're in the other tavern where the situation just got out of hand.
The bartender doesn't care about you as he's trying to retrieve his beer kegs from the drunks.
>>110864
"10 in the evening."
>>110865
"No. Princess Celestia's not meeting any guests today. Remove yourself."
>>110872
"Dice or cards."
>>110868
You're in the other tavern where the situation just got out of hand.
The bartender doesn't care about you as he's trying to retrieve his beer kegs from the drunks.
>>113420
>>113422
>>113424
>>113425
Mirabelle uses rest of the day making the shrine nigh good as new.
Well, as good as you can without some planks, nails and tiles. There's still a small hole in the roof and one of the smaller windows is broken.
You can see the last rays of the sun are breaking the horizon.
You should make your way to the Water hole.
>>113422
>>113424
>>113425
Mirabelle uses rest of the day making the shrine nigh good as new.
Well, as good as you can without some planks, nails and tiles. There's still a small hole in the roof and one of the smaller windows is broken.
You can see the last rays of the sun are breaking the horizon.
You should make your way to the Water hole.
>>113503
>>113500
>>113498
The slot closes
"Spud, did ya tell some new guys to come here?"
After you can hear some mumbling and bottles shuffling about.
The door opens, revealing a small room with a round table. The table is filled with bits, bottles and playing cards.
Around it five different bartenders are sitting.
"Come on then, sit down."
>>113505
It's a very old and small mare.
She speaks in a very typical old voice.
"H-hello young 'un. What are you doing here? It's been ages since I've seen light in the ol' shrine!"
>>113500
>>113498
The slot closes
"Spud, did ya tell some new guys to come here?"
After you can hear some mumbling and bottles shuffling about.
The door opens, revealing a small room with a round table. The table is filled with bits, bottles and playing cards.
Around it five different bartenders are sitting.
"Come on then, sit down."
>>113505
It's a very old and small mare.
She speaks in a very typical old voice.
"H-hello young 'un. What are you doing here? It's been ages since I've seen light in the ol' shrine!"
>>113517
>>113514
>>113513
"Poker. I hope ya brought the bitz to play."
>>113523
"Oooh. No one's used this place since my grandmother was a lil' filly. Everyone's going to the fancy temples in the upper city, too fancy to stay in the lower town…phah!"
She kneels down by the altar - slowly - and prays a little.
>>113514
>>113513
"Poker. I hope ya brought the bitz to play."
>>113523
"Oooh. No one's used this place since my grandmother was a lil' filly. Everyone's going to the fancy temples in the upper city, too fancy to stay in the lower town…phah!"
She kneels down by the altar - slowly - and prays a little.
>>113567
>>113568
>>113571
>>113573
3/5 of the bartenders fold their cards.
Spud adds 5 bits.
the 5th bartender spits on the floor.
"Fine, I already lost a sixth of my beer supply today…"
he adds 15 bits.
Spud andswers it.
Will you raise 10 bits?
Re-roll as many of your die as you wish.
>>113569
"mhm-"
The guard waves at you and walks by you.
"What all this then, hm?"
>>113568
>>113571
>>113573
3/5 of the bartenders fold their cards.
Spud adds 5 bits.
the 5th bartender spits on the floor.
"Fine, I already lost a sixth of my beer supply today…"
he adds 15 bits.
Spud andswers it.
Will you raise 10 bits?
Re-roll as many of your die as you wish.
>>113569
"mhm-"
The guard waves at you and walks by you.
"What all this then, hm?"
>>113573
>>113568
>pair
>>113567
>three of a kind
Sylt gets the dosh.
They quickly drum up another round. And another.
Then they start drinking.
By midnight they're already quite hammered.
"I-i sware you have an ace on your sleeve, Liquid!"
One of the ponies spit on the ground.
"Fuck you too!"
You've been breaking relatively even.
Now's a good time to start asking questions…
>>113587
"I didn't even know we had moon shrines… all the temples are dedicated to the cycle!"
>>113568
>pair
>>113567
>three of a kind
Sylt gets the dosh.
They quickly drum up another round. And another.
Then they start drinking.
By midnight they're already quite hammered.
"I-i sware you have an ace on your sleeve, Liquid!"
One of the ponies spit on the ground.
"Fuck you too!"
You've been breaking relatively even.
Now's a good time to start asking questions…
>>113587
"I didn't even know we had moon shrines… all the temples are dedicated to the cycle!"
>>113623
The all look around with their eyes spin on their heads.
"Hones work"
"bartending…"
"oh you know, heritage…"
>>113619
One of the ponies spits again.
"Stan, if you won't stop that, I'll throw ya out!"
"Those damn things cost me a shipment of wine a week ago!"
>>113622
The guard shrugs.
"I'll tell folks."
The all look around with their eyes spin on their heads.
"Hones work"
"bartending…"
"oh you know, heritage…"
>>113619
One of the ponies spits again.
"Stan, if you won't stop that, I'll throw ya out!"
"Those damn things cost me a shipment of wine a week ago!"
>>113622
The guard shrugs.
"I'll tell folks."
>>113647
"I'm not sure…"
He starts swilling more booze.
>>113649
He nods with the bottle in his mouth.
>>113656
One of the bartenders is whispering to Spud.
"…Said somethin' about a one-legged mare askin' about caravans. Heard she was leaving for the eastern regions tomorrow…"
>>113648
The night goes on without much more business.
The old mare is sleeping.
"I'm not sure…"
He starts swilling more booze.
>>113649
He nods with the bottle in his mouth.
>>113656
One of the bartenders is whispering to Spud.
"…Said somethin' about a one-legged mare askin' about caravans. Heard she was leaving for the eastern regions tomorrow…"
>>113648
The night goes on without much more business.
The old mare is sleeping.
>>113669
"PEG-LEGGED!"
They keep whispering a while until he rises his head up.
"What are you listening in for?!"
>>113666
You do that.
Moon is shining right on the altar now.
>>113674
Everyone else takes a shot.
One of the bartender stumbles into the alley
"Don't wanna have to win my bar back again…hic!"
>>113675
"Ashk about a job with the caravans or get a train ticket. Those iron horses go almost everywhere theses daysh!"
"PEG-LEGGED!"
They keep whispering a while until he rises his head up.
"What are you listening in for?!"
>>113666
You do that.
Moon is shining right on the altar now.
>>113674
Everyone else takes a shot.
One of the bartender stumbles into the alley
"Don't wanna have to win my bar back again…hic!"
>>113675
"Ashk about a job with the caravans or get a train ticket. Those iron horses go almost everywhere theses daysh!"
>>113700
"She's PEG-LEGGID ya stupid goat! And what'sat to you anyways?"
Spud's passed out on the table.
>>113695
Looking at the moonlight you feel inspired by it's presence and guidance.
You now know how to inspire your party through prayers of the moon though it's DC7 for you.
>>113694
"Iz' all that jazz about the biggest faterwall in 'questria an' untamed wilds an' shit!"
>>113693
"Well shafer! Ya can drive right over the gits in one o' dem iron thingies!"
"She's PEG-LEGGID ya stupid goat! And what'sat to you anyways?"
Spud's passed out on the table.
>>113695
Looking at the moonlight you feel inspired by it's presence and guidance.
You now know how to inspire your party through prayers of the moon though it's DC7 for you.
>>113694
"Iz' all that jazz about the biggest faterwall in 'questria an' untamed wilds an' shit!"
>>113693
"Well shafer! Ya can drive right over the gits in one o' dem iron thingies!"
>>113786
"Pas de probleme, mon petit puce!"
Once they leave I walk back to the altar, a little disappointed at the lack of people.
"Oh Lune, you may be shrouded in silence and darkness, but I vill never vander from your path… I only vish more ponies would do ze same."
I frown a little
"Vell, ponies aside from zat little pony that vants eternal night."
"Pas de probleme, mon petit puce!"
Once they leave I walk back to the altar, a little disappointed at the lack of people.
"Oh Lune, you may be shrouded in silence and darkness, but I vill never vander from your path… I only vish more ponies would do ze same."
I frown a little
"Vell, ponies aside from zat little pony that vants eternal night."
>>113769
"I duhnno about any secret phats or anythinh, ahm not a bandit or a cutthroat or an outlaw!"
He sways a bit and takes another swig.
"But…hic!…I know a person who might. He's a friend o' mine. A hunter in the mountainsh. You'd probably find 'im on one of the small uncharted villages around the railway."
>>113792
It tastes like you just drank the essence of cold.
And hits you like a hammer. You're totally drunk.
"I duhnno about any secret phats or anythinh, ahm not a bandit or a cutthroat or an outlaw!"
He sways a bit and takes another swig.
"But…hic!…I know a person who might. He's a friend o' mine. A hunter in the mountainsh. You'd probably find 'im on one of the small uncharted villages around the railway."
>>113792
It tastes like you just drank the essence of cold.
And hits you like a hammer. You're totally drunk.
>>113831
"Of course I mindh, how hard dho you think it's tho come by somethin' like this?!"
He takes out an empty beer bottle, makes sure it's empty and fills it, leaving half a bottle for himself.
"Ya can have that!"
>>113833
The party and two drunk Bartenders.
You wink at them non-sexually, signalling that something good's about to come up.
"Of course I mindh, how hard dho you think it's tho come by somethin' like this?!"
He takes out an empty beer bottle, makes sure it's empty and fills it, leaving half a bottle for himself.
"Ya can have that!"
>>113833
The party and two drunk Bartenders.
You wink at them non-sexually, signalling that something good's about to come up.
>>113929
While we walk, I explain what I've discovered to the others.
"The bandit is most likely hiding at Neighara falls, but it's a wild territory, to have a chance to get there and have the jump on them we'll need someone who knows the road, and the drunk foal yesterday pointed me to a buffalo, Bill, on the unmarked cities along the railroad at East."
>>113936
"I use what I've got, we had this conversation already." I smile at her.
While we walk, I explain what I've discovered to the others.
"The bandit is most likely hiding at Neighara falls, but it's a wild territory, to have a chance to get there and have the jump on them we'll need someone who knows the road, and the drunk foal yesterday pointed me to a buffalo, Bill, on the unmarked cities along the railroad at East."
>>113936
"I use what I've got, we had this conversation already." I smile at her.
The party heads eastward, following a dirt road through the plains. You can see the railroad tracks most of the time, and a train runs past you once before night falls.
You're out in the middle of nowhere, gladly you got some tents from the guard's stores.
[END OF SESSION]
You can RP and stuff now for a bit, but the plot won't progress.
Like it didn't in any of the previous sessions…
You're out in the middle of nowhere, gladly you got some tents from the guard's stores.
[END OF SESSION]
You can RP and stuff now for a bit, but the plot won't progress.
Like it didn't in any of the previous sessions…
>>113970
I groan.
"Of course you don't know who she is, that traitrous white tryrant erased her from History! She was the rightful ruler of Equestria until she banished her to the Moon! But she'll return and she will bring everlasting Night!"
>>113982
"It's not a tale! It's real!"
>>113974
"I am pretty! I don't need your brushing! And that's still touching! Stop it!"
I groan.
"Of course you don't know who she is, that traitrous white tryrant erased her from History! She was the rightful ruler of Equestria until she banished her to the Moon! But she'll return and she will bring everlasting Night!"
>>113982
"It's not a tale! It's real!"
>>113974
"I am pretty! I don't need your brushing! And that's still touching! Stop it!"
>>114040
>>114043
"You see, beign an Omiseer is.. Hard. I can see things that make little sense, I can see too many things, actually.
The world we live in, I believe.. Is not the only one.
But what I see is at times hard to accept.
There are.. Things, out there, things watching us, controlling us.
And only one beign in our whole history ever made sense about these.
Discord, the embodiement of Chaos."
>>114043
"You see, beign an Omiseer is.. Hard. I can see things that make little sense, I can see too many things, actually.
The world we live in, I believe.. Is not the only one.
But what I see is at times hard to accept.
There are.. Things, out there, things watching us, controlling us.
And only one beign in our whole history ever made sense about these.
Discord, the embodiement of Chaos."
>>115375
Well you manage to do just that.
>>115380
You manage to preen yourself.
>>115382
He shrugs.
"There's a few farms here n' there. The town's not marked either. Of course there's a lil' mining establishment some way up the hills, but I don't know a good way there."
>>115387
You get underway.
To the left of the rail road there's a small forest, to the right of you the same old fields you saw the whole way from Canterlot.
>>115395
It's still a little frilly.
Well you manage to do just that.
>>115380
You manage to preen yourself.
>>115382
He shrugs.
"There's a few farms here n' there. The town's not marked either. Of course there's a lil' mining establishment some way up the hills, but I don't know a good way there."
>>115387
You get underway.
To the left of the rail road there's a small forest, to the right of you the same old fields you saw the whole way from Canterlot.
>>115395
It's still a little frilly.
>>115521
Done
>>115520
It looks like it belonged to a hunter.
There are some pelts on the walls and an old musket on a cupboard.
>>115523
You manage to put the door in place and screw the hinges back right and set on work with dusting the inside.
>>115524
you hide in a rainwater barrel.
>>115532
You do just that.
Done
>>115520
It looks like it belonged to a hunter.
There are some pelts on the walls and an old musket on a cupboard.
>>115523
You manage to put the door in place and screw the hinges back right and set on work with dusting the inside.
>>115524
you hide in a rainwater barrel.
>>115532
You do just that.
>>115571
You drop your weapon and lose it in the shrubbery.
>>115569
Reply hazy, try again
>>115564
It seems they used a path in the forest rather than going through the bushes.
>>115576
You can see a rock formation up ahead. A perfect place to ambush people
Or to just set up a camp.
>>115579
You quickly trot after them.
You drop your weapon and lose it in the shrubbery.
>>115569
Reply hazy, try again
>>115564
It seems they used a path in the forest rather than going through the bushes.
>>115576
You can see a rock formation up ahead. A perfect place to ambush people
Or to just set up a camp.
>>115579
You quickly trot after them.
>>115590
>>115594
You can't.
>>115588
YES THAT'S THEM
BEHIND THE ROCKS
>>115586
There are three cloaked ponies and an unconscious Buffalo behind them.
"D'ya think we were followed?"
"Nah, Boss's keepin' the townsfolk busy."
"What should we do with this cow?"
"I say throw him offa cliff!"
"Do you see a cliff here, idiot?"
>>115594
You can't.
>>115588
YES THAT'S THEM
BEHIND THE ROCKS
>>115586
There are three cloaked ponies and an unconscious Buffalo behind them.
"D'ya think we were followed?"
"Nah, Boss's keepin' the townsfolk busy."
"What should we do with this cow?"
"I say throw him offa cliff!"
"Do you see a cliff here, idiot?"
>>115645
You throw it away, making it pop harmlessly with a loud noise.
They're looking away from you now.
>>115638
You miss and get punched in the stomach. -1 for getting the air blown out of you.
>>115638
A pony grabs your morning star mid-air and throws you on your back.
>>115636
You hit one and he staggers a bit.
"Fuck this shit, I ain't gettin' killed!"
He starts running off.
>>115641
You smash the pony who attacked Mirabelle.
He falls to the ground but rises up.
"Shit, how many of you are there?!"
>>115639
You hit the boulder and get bucked into the chest.
You're so formidable it barely smarts.
You throw it away, making it pop harmlessly with a loud noise.
They're looking away from you now.
>>115638
You miss and get punched in the stomach. -1 for getting the air blown out of you.
>>115638
A pony grabs your morning star mid-air and throws you on your back.
>>115636
You hit one and he staggers a bit.
"Fuck this shit, I ain't gettin' killed!"
He starts running off.
>>115641
You smash the pony who attacked Mirabelle.
He falls to the ground but rises up.
"Shit, how many of you are there?!"
>>115639
You hit the boulder and get bucked into the chest.
You're so formidable it barely smarts.
>>115706
Jacques quickly leaves you behind as he flies.
>>115702
You quickly leave everyone behind and out of sight as you chase him.
It seems he's circling back towards the town.
You can see him in the distance.
>>115709
>>115707
>>115703
"Wha?"
"The hell's going on here? Can't a buffalo have his sleep? Some hooligans were keeping me up all damn afternoo-"
he takes a hoof to the top of his head
"WHERE THE FUCK IS MY HAT?!"
Jacques quickly leaves you behind as he flies.
>>115702
You quickly leave everyone behind and out of sight as you chase him.
It seems he's circling back towards the town.
You can see him in the distance.
>>115709
>>115707
>>115703
"Wha?"
"The hell's going on here? Can't a buffalo have his sleep? Some hooligans were keeping me up all damn afternoo-"
he takes a hoof to the top of his head
"WHERE THE FUCK IS MY HAT?!"
>>115751
You drop him as you feel a tingling sensation on your skin.
Like it's smoother and your coat is now silkier.
The pony keeps running away.
>>115748
"Thank yah kindly."
He puts the hat on him despite it being muddy.
>>115760
>>115759
"Follow me to my hut, I have copies there."
>>115750
You get back to the party.
You drop him as you feel a tingling sensation on your skin.
Like it's smoother and your coat is now silkier.
The pony keeps running away.
>>115748
"Thank yah kindly."
He puts the hat on him despite it being muddy.
>>115760
>>115759
"Follow me to my hut, I have copies there."
>>115750
You get back to the party.
>>115766
nope, too far.
>>115768
You grab him and bring him back to the party.
Your Eyelashes have also grown longer.
>>115764
You rub the burns.
It hurts but doesn't do much.
The party follows Buffalo Bill to his hut, and he takes out some maps.
"Well let's see here, I'll make some coffee and we'll get started…"
[END OF SESSION]
You can RP it out if you want.
nope, too far.
>>115768
You grab him and bring him back to the party.
Your Eyelashes have also grown longer.
>>115764
You rub the burns.
It hurts but doesn't do much.
The party follows Buffalo Bill to his hut, and he takes out some maps.
"Well let's see here, I'll make some coffee and we'll get started…"
[END OF SESSION]
You can RP it out if you want.
>>115805
"Ask Mirabelle, it was her party after all."
>>115804
"You are lucky I'm not into your sexual innuendo disguised as a bet, otherwise I'd stomp both of you."
>>115811
"Magic is a strong and umpredictable force, wouldn't you agree? Wonderful for bringing two ponies closer together!"
>>115813
"Don't panick for so little!"
him?
"Ask Mirabelle, it was her party after all."
>>115804
"You are lucky I'm not into your sexual innuendo disguised as a bet, otherwise I'd stomp both of you."
>>115811
"Magic is a strong and umpredictable force, wouldn't you agree? Wonderful for bringing two ponies closer together!"
>>115813
"Don't panick for so little!"
him?
>>115822
"Oh please, got a moment there I thought you'd bet your virginity!"
>>115824
"How will you follow us without a trail, since your face is always in the mud?"
>>115825
"Hey I had just met you, what if you were some boring conservative 'Praise the Sun' kinda girl?"
>>115827
"I won't, it's up to Belle."
"Oh please, got a moment there I thought you'd bet your virginity!"
>>115824
"How will you follow us without a trail, since your face is always in the mud?"
>>115825
"Hey I had just met you, what if you were some boring conservative 'Praise the Sun' kinda girl?"
>>115827
"I won't, it's up to Belle."
>>115832
>>115827
>>115825
"They are asking, what's your answer?"
>>115833
"It's fun to see you get upset like this!" I smile at her, finding the conjunction of her short temper and her short height amusing.
>>115837
"And thanks to the stars, we found the trail of the buffalo in time. Overplayed at your own game, zebra."
>>115827
>>115825
"They are asking, what's your answer?"
>>115833
"It's fun to see you get upset like this!" I smile at her, finding the conjunction of her short temper and her short height amusing.
>>115837
"And thanks to the stars, we found the trail of the buffalo in time. Overplayed at your own game, zebra."
>>115849
"Oh it vas notzing too spectaculaire… I vas at ze palace gates asking for une audiance avec ze princess vhen Sylt teleported herself over. I am not entirely sure vhat she did wrong but she teleported un petit peu too close to me and got her hoof stuck in my… vell… intimes. After zat she vas too flustered to even talk to me and red like une tomate!"
I laugh again at the events
"Oh it vas notzing too spectaculaire… I vas at ze palace gates asking for une audiance avec ze princess vhen Sylt teleported herself over. I am not entirely sure vhat she did wrong but she teleported un petit peu too close to me and got her hoof stuck in my… vell… intimes. After zat she vas too flustered to even talk to me and red like une tomate!"
I laugh again at the events
>>115847
>>115855
"Go on, get angry. What would you do? Surprise me. Surprise yourself!"
>>115854
"The zebra who couldn't find a track and hunt a single enemy gets no saying over my abilities. Two in one shot, set a third one fleeing, should I remind you of that?"
>>115858
"It was a bit more embarassing than that, what with royal guards and a pervert griffon looking at us."
>>115855
"Go on, get angry. What would you do? Surprise me. Surprise yourself!"
>>115854
"The zebra who couldn't find a track and hunt a single enemy gets no saying over my abilities. Two in one shot, set a third one fleeing, should I remind you of that?"
>>115858
"It was a bit more embarassing than that, what with royal guards and a pervert griffon looking at us."
>>115886
"Twice. something you keep going to over and over again. I'm not the one who doesn't know how to teleport without ease, I'm not the one who relies on unpredictable power to get things done. I'm the one who'll be in the middle of a fight doing what I do best: taking lives. Lets leave it at that shall we?"
"Twice. something you keep going to over and over again. I'm not the one who doesn't know how to teleport without ease, I'm not the one who relies on unpredictable power to get things done. I'm the one who'll be in the middle of a fight doing what I do best: taking lives. Lets leave it at that shall we?"