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No.99948

IT BEGINS

No.99955


Name: Melody Maker
Race: Pegasus
Gender: Female
Cutiemark or Talent: A Mandolin that has been broken in two (think London Calling album cover), symbolising 'a flair for performing'
Class: Bard
Skills:
Cheap Shot
Entertain
Inspire
Bluff
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Inventory: Mandolin, repair supplies, a few other assorted instruments, and travel supplies

No.99961

>>99955
That CM is +2 for Inspire right?

No.99966

>>99961
Yeah, should've specified that, sorry.

No.99972

Name: Draven
Race: Earth Pony
Class: Knight
Skills: Supress(2), Slam(1), Sentry(1), Superheavy Armour Proficiency (1)
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Armor: Heavy Plates (Superheavy Armor) with spiked shoulderpads
Weapon: Great Executioner Axe (Grand weapon)
Hooked Chain (only works with 6+)
Cutie Mark : His giant axe (+2 to cleave)

How does this look for you?

No.99974

>>99972
Like a pony who will be very angry very soon about losing something dear to him

No.99975

Name: Pejula
Race: Buffalo
Gender: Female
Talent: Natural Remedy +2
Class: Voodoo Doctor
Skills: Friends on the Other Side (0), Child of Gaia (1), Natural Remedy (1), Commune (1)
Alignment: True Neutral/Nature
Weapon: Tomahawk
Armor: Bead necklace, some feathers tied to her horns, (unarmored)
Inventory: A bag of herbs and medicines, a mortar and pestle, some bits, some colorful beads, food and water for a few days

No.99977

>>99974
NOT THE SHOULDERPADS!

No.99980

>>99961
Actually, wait, since it's at any point can I bring her in with the +2 to attack mandolin?

No.99981

>>99975
Aw, no character from another quest? Aside from ToTG this is your only shot.

No.99983

>>99981
She's from Western Quest, actually.

No.99985

>>99980
You can add it to your character sheet yes

>>99983
Oh, I did not know that

When does Westernquest take place?

No.99988

>>99985
Can I add a +1 for his axe then? Just for fun?

No.99989

>>99985
Pejula's tomahawk is bound with terrify and has a rifle, can I bring those in?

No.99996

>>99985
Turn of the century I guess?
Late 1800s/early 1900s equivalent.

No.100008

Name: Dun
Race: Donkey
Gender: Male
Talent: Natural Remedy +2
Class: Shaman
Skills: Animal Mastery, Natural Remedy, Child of Gaia
Alignment: TN
Gear: Staff, robes, pouch of ingredients

Total hippie.

No.100011




Melody Maker finds herself lying on her back soft unfamiliar ground. Her head is throbbing with pain and her hearing seems muffled. As she opens her eyes, the first thing she sees is tree tops rising above her as well as a thick layer of clouds in the sky.

Roll to collect yourself

Draven wakes up with his face planted in sand and his mouth completely dry and salty. His coat is wet and he can hear the sound of waves softly rolling over the water. He notices he seems to have misplaced his armor as well as his gear.

Roll to remember what the fuck happened

Pejula wakes up in the middle of a jungle faring not much better, lying on her side with several nasty cuts on her body. The cow has no idea how she got there and seems to be completely alone. She does hear the sound of yelling coming from a small distance.

You should probably roll to heal yourself. Or do something else.

Dun wakes up lying with his back on a rather hard surface. As he opens his eyes he notices he is lying on a small raft on a body of water. The weather is very cloudy and no sunshine is to be seen. He notices there is an island just a little ways away from the raft.

You can try to paddle your way over there on the raft or jump in the water and swim. Either way you'll have to roll.

No.100012

>>100011
"What the hell…"

Rolled 1 = 1

No.100014

>>100011
"Whoah…"

Rolling to paddle.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.100016

>>100011
Owww, what the…
"Hey, where's my armor?!"

Rolled 8 = 8

No.100018

>>100011
Rolling to mix myself up a healing brew.
Still waiting for an answer about my weapon question. Does Child of Gaia only apply in combat?

Rolled 9 + 2 = 11

No.100025

>>100012
You black out again for a while, your head hurting too much to think straight at all. You don't know for how long you went out cold again, but as you open your eyes once more, you see the face of a very worried looking unicorn looking over you. She seems to have gotten herself some cuts and bruises.

"Hey are you alright!?"

>>100014
You paddle for a while, and with some effort make it close enough to the beach to disembark from your raft and wade your way to a beautiful white-sand beach. You seem to have everything still on you, though your robes are a bit wet.

>>100016
You don't have it on you anymore, that's for sure. You do see several crates lying on the beach you find yourself on… Oh now you remember! You were on a shipwreck during a terrible storm! Looks like you got lucky and survived. Those crates might be from the very same ship you were on.

>>100018
You manage to heal yourself magnificently using some herbs you have on you. You wonder for a moment what kind of plants and herbs you could find in this strange place. You've never seen a jungle in your life before, so it's all new to you.

I'm not sure. Let's go with yes?

No.100028

>>100011
I try get up,
"I'm fine… Who are you?"

Rolled 3 = 3

No.100029

>>100025
"Damn, even I could make a sturdier ship than that raft…"
Check the nearest crate, is my stuff in there?

Rolled 4 = 4

No.100030

>>100025
I look around for the source of the yelling.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.100032

>>100025
Inspired by the smooth groove of this beach, I attempt to build a sand castle.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.100037

>>100028
You still feel pretty lightheaded and you decide to stay on the soft jungle ground for a little while longer

"My name is Bon Voyage. Don't you remember what happened at all?"

The mare is wearing a pretty dirty and torn stewardess outfit

>>100029
There is some soaked food in there but no gear at all.

>>100030
You make your way over to the source of where you think the yelling came from. After a bit of walking and searching, you see the wreckage of what you assume to be a crashed airship in the jungle. There are a couple of ponies running around looking very panicked as well as some others who are crying and seeking comfort with what you assume to be their relatives. There are also several dead bodies of ponies lying around the wreckage.

>>100032
You build a small sand tower.

Doesn't look like this sand is very good for building stuff as it is very fine.

No.100038

>>100037
Check the other crates!
It must be here somewhere!

Rolled 1 = 1

No.100039

>>100037
Do I remember?
"Maybe?…"
I give her a look over,
"What's a cute lady like you doing here?"

Rolled 7 = 7

No.100040

>>100037
I search for any injured ponies and do my best to treat them.

Rolled 7 + 2 = 9

No.100046

>>100037
I check out the rest of the beach.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.100048

>>100038
You check another crate by opening it up and sticking your head in it. Turns out it was half destroyed by the waves and a jellyfish somehow ended up in it. You get stung all over your face and the jellyfish sticks to it.

>>100039
Right! You were on a airship travelling back home after your latest adventure! But… you don't remember your home being this… jungle-y

The mare sighs and helps you up

"I worked on the airship remember? I'm a stewardess… and you were hitting on me the moment we set off too. Well we somehow ended up in this jungle after we got wrapped up in a storm and got hit by some serious lightening strikes."

>>100040
You get to work on healing some of the ponies around, starting with a little colt with two of his legs broken. He seems to be alone and is crying pretty badly. The fact that a huge scary buffalo lady approached him makes his crying no better.

>>100046
You find some seashells and dried seaweed, but nothing else very notable. Although you do see some movement further down the beach.

No.100049

>>100048
"AH DAMN IT, I'M TOO HANDSOME FOR THIS SHIT!"
Get them off!

Rolled 1 = 1

No.100054

>>100048
Attracted by the movement, I lope off after it.

No.100057

>>100049
You flail around a little, making yourself look very silly and step into another jellyfish lying on the beach. It stings your hind leg pretty badly and you fall onto your side on the sand again in pain.

>>100054
You approach the figure and see all of the above happening.

No.100058

>>100057
"GET OFF OF ME YOU SEACRAPS!"
SHAKE THEM OFF ALREADY!

Rolled 2 = 2

No.100060

>>100048
"Oh! Right, now I remember. Surprised I forgot a face as cute as yours."
I pause for a moment as I dust myself off.
"Anyways, do you know where we are? Where the rest of the crew and passe-"
I suddenly look panicked and start looking around for my mandolin. It didn't get damaged, did it?!

Rolled 9 = 9

No.100061

>>100057
>>100058
"Dude, you're only harshing their jello mellow."

Animal Mastery on the jellyfish.

Rolled 1 = 1

No.100066

>>100061
I stop, and try to flash a smile for him through the jellyfish.
"Hey there, random passerby, it is me, Draven the Glorious Executioner!"
After I finish my Glorious pose and smile, I go back to trashing.
"NOW HELP ME GET THESE FUCKERS OFF OF ME!"

Rolled 9 = 9

No.100069

>>100058
Nope, they stay firmly stuck to your body, only increasing the pain…

>>100061
… until the one sticking to Dravens face releases itself and somehow manages to leap at the donkey, stinging him in the face as well.

>>100060
The mare rolls her eyes at your comment.

You spot your mandolin lying near a bush nearby, it seems it only got a little dirty by lying on the junglefloor.

No.100070

>>100069
If there are any others that need healing I try to help them too. While I work I ask them what happened and if they know where we are.

Rolled 3 + 2 = 5

No.100071

>>100066
"Tubular, man."

>>100069
"Whoa there, hold your little medusan mojo. You sure you wanna be doin' this?"

Let's try that again.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.100073

>>100069
Kick that damn medusa off my leg already!

Rolled 10 = 10

No.100074

>>100069
I make a dive for it and grab it, then start cradling it in my hooves.
"It's alright… phew."
I get up and strap it to my back, then turn to the mare,
"So anyways, like I was asking, do you know where the hell everyone else is? We can't be the only ones who made it…"
I look around for a few moments, before a devious look crosses my face and I give her a half lidded stare,
"Though… we are all alone here. And that uniform doesn't look at all comfortable… I wouldn't mind helping you out of it."
I try to look and sound as flirtatious as possible.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.100075

>>100070
You manage to clean their wounds a bit. You notice there is another pony walking around treating other ponies and you assume he must be a doctor of some sorts. No matter though, the ponies seem a little too intimidated by the sight of you as well as traumatized by what happened to answer your questions.

>>100071
The jellyfish immediately releases its grip on your face and drops back onto the sand obediently.

>>100073
You swing your hind leg with enough force to catapult the jellyfish far into the sea stretching before you. That takes care of that.

>>100074
You don't manage very well. Your head is still a mess and you slur your words a little bit. The mare seems not impressed and cocks an eyebrow at you lazily.

"Really? In case you hadn't noticed, we're in the middle of a freakin' jungle right now, lady."

She turns around and starts trotting away

"Come on, follow me back to the airship!"

No.100078

>>100075
"That settles that…"
I turn to the donkey.
"Hey, donkey, do me a favor and help me find my armor! If you do, I'll let you bask in my glorious presence!"
Try and find my armor again.

Rolled 4 = 4

No.100079

>>100075
"Fiiine…"
I start trotting along side her,
"I'm Melody Maker, by the way. Bard Extraordinaire and political activists dedicated to fighting corruption and oppression wherever it may be found!"

No.100081

>>100075
"Thanks, little buddy."

I cart him off the beach and set him back in the water before turning back to Draven.

"So, what're you doin' here?"

Rolled 4 = 4

No.100082

>>100075
I look for a corpse that is out of sight of the other ponies and use Commune.
"What happened here?"

Rolled 3 + 2 = 5

No.100083

>>100081
"I was going to sale to some craphole called Trotheim to make it a better city just by stepping a hoof in it, but the damned ship sunk in a storm… And now I'm looking for my stuff, so go on and help me find it!"

Rolled 9 = 9

No.100084

No.100085

>>100083
"Man, you've got all the stuff you need here. Hooves on the ground and a head on your shoulders."

I start poking through boxes.

Rolled 1 = 1

No.100086

>>100085
"Well, I'd like my armor back so I'd have metal on my skin and my axe back so I can remove heads from shoulders!"

No.100087

>>100078
You open up another crate, this one filled with bottles of red wine. Most of them are broken but there are a few left which are unscathed.

>>100081
You throw the jellyfish back into the sea

>>100082
You talk to a dead stallion missing the lower part of his body.

"I-I don't know! I was lying in bed taking a nap when our ship suddenly took a dive! Soon after everything went black…"

>>100079
"A true pleasure."

After a small walk, the two of you hit upon a buffalo talking to… half a pony lying in the jungle. Bon Voyage's eyes widen significantly upon seeing this sight.

"Wh-Who are you!? You weren't aboard the ship!"

>>100085
You find a box full of bear traps. One of them shuts on one of your hoofs.

No.100088

>>100087
"Groovy!"
I take the wine bottles, and keep looking for that god damned crate that could contain my own stuff.

Rolled 4 = 4

No.100089

>>100087
"Rest now."
I release the pony and turn to her.
"My name is Pejula. Thank you for telling me that I was not on the airship, but that only raises more questions. Do you know where we are?"

No.100090

>>100087
"Aww, harsh."

I attempt to remove it.

Rolled 1 = 1

No.100091

>>100087
"The fuck… who ar-"
>>100089
"Pejula. Right. What are you, some kinda necromancer or some shit like that? What were you doing with that body?"

No.100095

>>100090
"What the hell are you doing? If you wanted to remove those legs you could have just asked me after I found my stuff!"

No.100097

>>100088
You find a compass lying in the sand

Strangely the pointer is spinning around madly no matter how you hold it.

>>100089
"Are you a necro- you know what, no matter. We don't know where we are. We got caught in a storm and somehow crashed in a jungle… we weren't even supposed to be flying above a jungle!"

>>100090
You get another one of your hooves stuck into a bear trap

Owch!

No.100099

>>100091
I frown at her.
"I am not a necromancer. I am a spiritualist and shaman. I can speak with the dead, but I am not one of those grave robbing murders I am so often mistaken for."

>>100097
"Life does not always go as planned."
I pray and ask Nature to tell me where we are.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.100102

>>100097
"Well, this is a pretty shit compass."

Throw it away and find my fucking stuff already.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.100103

>>100095
>>100097
"Man, these chompers are totally crunching my sweet flow. You wanna give me some help?"

Attempt to remove them again.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.100104

>>100103
"Yeah, I guess I could… but I need to find my stuff first, sorry. Priorities, y'know."

No.100107

>>100099
"You don't freakin' say…"

Everything feels so… foreign around you. And it feels wrong too. As if the plants are under magical influence of sorts. It's making you feel a little uncomfortable.

>>100102
You find some pretty rare seashells!

>>100103
You fail to get rid of the beartraps and instead fall onto the sand again

No.100110

>>100107
Fuck seashells!
FIND
MY
DAMN
STUFF

Rolled 8 = 8

No.100111

>>100099
"…Whatever ya say buddy."
I try to fly past the treetops and see where we are.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.100112

>>100107
"Something is wrong here. The plants and trees around us feel…wrong."
I look around and nervously stomp my hooves a few times.

No.100114

>>100107
"Duuuuuuude…"

Again!

Rolled 2 = 2

No.100119

>>100110
You finally manage to find back your greataxe as well as your hooked chain in the last crate. No armor though, maybe it sunk with the ship.

>>100111
There is jungle all around you. You see the sea in the distance as well as the beach around the island. Between the sea and you, you spot a column of black smoke rising from the top of a small hill.

>>100112
"Seems like normal plants and trees to me."

>>100114
Nope, they just don't want to let go of you.

No.100120

>>100119
"Trust a buffalo when she tells you something is wrong with nature."
I go back to the crashed ship.

No.100122

>>100119
"Hey, your gloriousness, can you throw some assist over here?"

Again!

Rolled 6 = 6

No.100123

>>100119
I shout down from above the treetops,
"Hey! There's a column of smoke over there!"
I fly down and point in the direction of the smoke column.
"Should we go check it out?"

No.100124

>>100119
Huh… well at least it's something.

>>100122
"Well, wanna keep the legs, or do you want me to just chop them off?"

No.100126

>>100123
"It could be more creatures in need of help, or it could be answers. Lead the way and I will follow."

No.100130

>>100123
"That might be a good idea… I could come with you into the scary and potentially dangerous jungle if you want me to. Otherwise I'll just stick with the shipwreck."

>>100122
You manage to get yourself free from the two bear traps.

No.100139

>>100130
"Righteous."

>>100124
"Hey, I need them for walking."

I get up.

"That's the biggest can opener I've ever seen."

No.100143

>>100130
"You do not look like the heartiest of sorts. Perhaps you should stay here."

No.100144

>>100139
"Oh, it opens ponies, goats, donkeys, zebras, and whatever I need to open! With style!"
I grin.

No.100145

>>100126
"So on we go!"
>>100130
"Company is always welcome, especially from someone so cute."
I give her a cocky grin.

Then I start moving in the direction of the smoke.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.100146

>>100144
"But can it open your MIND?"

No.100149

>>100145
I follow below her.

No.100150

>>100146
"Well, I opened quite a few skulls with it…"

No.100154

>>100150
"Man, you are so square your rear has angles."

No.100156

>>100154
"What are you, some sort of pacifist hippie?"

No.100157

I'm going to wait to get Melody and Pejula going until the two new players are here

Draven and Dun should probably examine the area as well, unless they want to spend the entire quest building sandcastles

No.100159

>>100157
Yeah, I look around the beach now that I have my weapons.
Real shame about that armor…
Is there anything here beside the wreckage?

Rolled 6 = 6

No.100162

Name: Pomelo
Race: Goat
Class: Cleric
Alignment: chaotic good
Talent: Heal
Skills: Heal, Cure, Prayer of Healing

Equipment:Robe, Wooden staff with a squeaky ball at the tip
Inventory: Holy relic, rope, cursed life-draining necklace

No.100165

>>100156
"I'm just a drifter."

I search the area as well.

Rolled 8 = 8

No.100169

>>100159
You see some wooden planks and more destroyed crates, probably wreckage from the ship.

>>100165
You spot a column of smoke in the distance coming from further inland.

No.100171

>>100169
"Well this place is shit. Good thing I'm here to make it better."

No.100173

>>100171
"Dude, look. Fire."

I point in that direction.

No.100174

>>100173
"Huh. Well, there might be more people there… Well, I will allow you to tag along with me if you want!"
I start to head towards the smoke.

No.100178

>>100174
I follow.

No.100180

>>100173
>>100174
You two head inland, walking through the jungle for a while until you hit upon a small hill. The hill is completely cleared out off trees and plants and there is a small stone hut on top of it. That's where the smoke seems to be coming from.

>>100143
She shrugs

"Alri-"

>>100145
"Oh Celestia… aren't you a damn charmer."

Bon Voyage joins the two of you on your endeavors.

YOU ARE ALSO JOINED BY ZULU THE ZEBRA AND POMELO THE GOAT, WHO WERE ALSO ABOARD THE AIRSHIP.

The five of you start making your way towards where the smoke column is coming from and reach the hill soon after. There is a stone hut perched on top of it as well as a small garden filled with various plants.

No.100182

>>100180
"Pfft, who could live in such a shitty, abandoned place?"

No.100183

>>100180
We're they always with us or did we stumble upon them?

No.100184

>>100182
"Someone totally at home with nature. I'm liking their groove."

No.100186

>>100183
They joined you as soon as you set off

No.100189

>>100184
"Well, let's see what this sorry excuse for a home has to offer. Not much I'll guess."

Walk towards the hut.

No.100190

Both groups ascend towards the top of the hill and meet each other. They can all hear some noise coming from inside the stone hut.

No.100191

>>100180
I gesture towards the unicorn and the buffalo
"Oh yeah, this is Bon Voyage and Pejula, Mwa. This is Mwandishi, Bon and Pejula. Who's your friend?"
I gesture towards the goat.

No.100192

>>100191
"Wh-where are we, Melody?"

No.100193

>>100190
I look at the group, and flash a smile.
"Hey there, ladies, gents and fat cow, I am none other than Draven, the Glorious Executioner!"
I strike a pose and raise my axe to the air.
"You may applaud me now!"

No.100194

>>100190
I glance at the newcomers then knock on the hut's door.
"Hello?"

No.100195

>>100191
"I'm Pomelo! Though I've been called 'clueless' a bunch of times too"
I honk my staff and smile

No.100196

>>100193
I give you a look that does not seem impressed.

No.100198

>>100194
After a moment of silence the door slams open and an old diamond dog wearing an eyepatch wielding a flintlock pistol busts out

"YAAAAAARRRR WHO BE THERE?"

No.100199

>>100192
"We were on an airship and it crashed. You don't remember that? You alright man?"
I give him a look of concern.
>>100195
"Nice to meet you. I'm Melody Maker, one of the finest bards in all the land and political activist, dedicated to fighting corruption and oppression wherever it may be found!"
>>100193
I give him a stink eye.

No.100202

>>100193
I ignore him.

>>100199
"My name is Pejula. Me and many others are stranded here and are hoping that you know where here is."

No.100203

>>100198
"You just missed my introduction, additional tickets will cost extra, sorry."

>>100196
>>100199
>>100202
"Come on, what is wrong with you people? Do you have no taste for show business?"

No.100204

>>100199
"Correction: one of THE finest bards in all of the known world."

>>100203
"Show BUSINESS is one of the many things that are wrong with the world today."

No.100205

>>100204

"Correction: one of THE finest bards in all of the known world."

FUCK

"Correction: THE finest bard in all of the known world."

No.100206

>>100199
"Sounds exciting"

>>100203
I give a late applause
"I have no idea what I'm clapping for but bravo!"

>>100198
I close one eye and imitate the diamond dog
"ARRR POMELO. WHO BE YOUUUU"

No.100207

>>100205
I'm just beefing it hard right now

No.100208

>>100198
"Ack! Diamond Dogs!"
Rolling to hide.

Rolled 4 + 2 = 6

No.100209

>>100206
"You're applauding me, of course!"

No.100210

>>100202
The diamond dog visibly calms down at hearing this

"Stranded, eh? Ye seem mighty unseaworthy, but I've seen landrats tread on the seven seas before."

He motions to the area around him

"This, lads, is Kandoo island. A cursed hellhole for doomed seafarers so as meself."

>>100206
The dog shakes your hoof forcibly

"THEY CALL ME CAP'N THORN, LAD! NICE TA MEET YA MATEY!"

No.100211

>>100210
"What about this island is cursed, Captain? I can feel that something is wrong, but I cannot tell what it is."

No.100212

>>100210
Ashamed of my prejudice I come out of hiding.
"Doomed seafarers? Did you wreck your ship, or were you marooned here, Captain?"

No.100213

>>100203
"Not when it's coming from a damn government tool."
I continue giving him the stink eye.
>>100204
"I gotta at least have a bit of modesty man. Makes me look better for the mares~"
>>100208
I smack my face. That crash must've really done him a number…
>>100210
"A cursed island? The hell?"

No.100214

>>100210
"Cursed? Oh dude, I knew there was some mad bad juju jonesin' around this place."

No.100215

>>100209
"What for?"
I keep applauding

>>100210
I shake up and down with the handshake
"H-i-i-i-i-i Cap'n-n-n!"

No.100216

>>100210
"Craphole you mean! Yeah, yeah, just point to the nearest harbor or port! Draven's making an exit from this island!"

No.100217

>>100216
Please tell me that Draven talks like the Fonz. Because that's what I'm imagining right now.

No.100218

>>100215
"For being me of course!"

>>100213
"I'm a freelancer, baby! And you could free my lance, if you know what I mean!"
I laugh.

No.100219

>>100217
You could imagine that, but even cockier

No.100220

>>100211
The captain flashes you a toothy grin

Not that he has many teeth left, but anyway

"I can see ye haven't been around fer long then…"

>>100212
The dog starts motioning around wildly as if to try and make his words sound more impressive

"ME SHIP AND ME CREW ARE LONG GONE AND DEAD! LOST IN A TERRIBLE STORM! I STRANDED HERE 20 YEARS AGO LAD! 20 YEARS!"

>>100216
"HAH! THERE BE NO PORTS TA BE FOUND ON THIS WRETCHED ISLAND MATEY! NO SHIPS, NO WENCHES AND NO BOOZE! T'IS A CURSED PLACE I TELLS YA!"

>>100213
>>100214
"CURSED! CURSED BY VILE MAGIC! And by whom…"

Thorn glowers for a moment as if he is recalling something

No.100221

>>100218
I give you a look that makes it very clear that if you hit on Melody again I'll stab you.

"She's not into phoney losers, Pony."

>>100219
Good, good.

No.100223

>>100218
"Not a fuckin' chance, jackass. Don't swing that way, and I don't do filthy oppressive tools."
>>100220
"Yes? Go on…"
I make a 'go on' motion with my hoof.

No.100224

>>100220
"I believe that we all arrived here today. Who or what is responsible for this curse?"

No.100225

>>100220
"Cursed by who?! And what's a wenches?"

No.100226

>>100221
>>100223
"Whoa, whoa. We all just met and you're gonna start rollin' and shakin'? Where is the loooove?"

>>100220
"Duuude, this place has seriously freaked you up."

No.100228

>>100220
"No booze? Guess again!"
I show him a bottle of wine I got from the crate.
"Draven has it all! Now then, tell me how to get away from here if there are no ships!"

>>100223
"A dyke, I see! It's a shame, but the lesbian illnes can be cured by a good, healthy dose of the dick!"

>>100221
"Me? Phoney? Haha, stripey, do you even know who you are talking to?"

No.100230

>>100224
He smashes one of his paws angrily into the ground

"That boneheaded skyrat Caesar! Sittin' there high an' mighty in his sky palace workin' his magics!"

No.100231

>>100230
"What's that? One exetcution of some skyrat ordered?"

No.100232

>>100230
"Sky…palace?"
I look up at the sky.
"Are you sure?"

No.100233

>>100228
I applaud for no real reason

>>100230
"So we talk to him and he'll let us go home?"

No.100234

>>100230
"Sky? Oh man, I am gonna have to raid his pantry…"

No.100235

>>100230
"Wizardly autocracy?!"
"Magic is yet another tool of oppression… Melody, it looks like the band has yet another power structure to smash."

No.100240

>>100228
"I'd like to see you try, jackass."
>>100230
"Sittin' high in a sky palace getting fat off his magic while the rest of us toil down here? Are you thinking what I'm thinkin' Mw-"
>>100235
"You are!"
I hold out my hoof to him,
"Let's do this man!"

No.100243

>>100240
I return the revolutionary zebra-pegasus hoof bump.

No.100244

>>100235
>>100240
"Whoah, you two are like, totally hard on this oppressive wavelength. Chillax and groove down a minute, wouldja?"

No.100245

>>100228
"YES!"

He quickly grabs the bottle and takes a large swig from it, smiling like somepony who just discovered the meaning of life.

>>100231
"T'AIN'T THAT SIMPLE!"

He calms down a little, lowering the bottle from his lips

"If it were, I'd have left this wicked place already…"

>>100232
"Yes, that craven seacow has himself a floatin' palace!"

He points towards the layer of clouds above

"IT'S UP THERE SOMEWHERE! BUT YE CAN ONLY REACH IT USIN' THE RAINBOW SHIP!"

He takes another swig of wine

"I AIN'T CRAZY!"

>>100233
"HE'S INSANE GOAT! INSANE! HE'LL NEVER LET YA GO! HE'LL JUST GET RID OF YA!"

No.100248

>>100244
"I think you have been hitting the herbs too strongly, Donkey."

>>100245
"Of course you aren't crazy. What is the rainbow ship?"

No.100250

>>100245
"Man, I saw a rainbow ship once. But the magic dragon captain said I didn't meet the height requirement."

"…you got any grub in there, cap'n?"

No.100252

>>100244
"The herbs have blunted your brain, donkey.
"I know of some 'special' mushrooms that will help expand your consciousness, though."

No.100253

>>100244
"Hehehe. You talk funny"

>>100245
"Not even if I give him pouty eyes? This guy sounds like a jerk!"

No.100254

>>100250
"Damn, Dunkey, you've been hitting the shrooms, haven't you?"

>>100245
"Well now that I so graciously given you this wine, tell me, how do we get there to gut him?"

No.100256

>>100250
"Yes, you have been hitting them far, far too strongly."

No.100260

>>100256
"Like you've been hitting the saladburgers?"

No.100261

>>100250
"…You really have been hitting the herbs hard, haven't you?"
>>100252
"Good stuff, that. Really helps you get a grip on reality."

No.100262

>>100248
>>100250
>>100254
"Mother Earth provides all we need, brosephinos. I just avail myself of her bounty."

No.100266

>>100248
"Ya can only find it using the rainbow stone… but before ye get to that, ya need ta prepare if ya want to take on Caesar."

>>100250
The dog tosses you some bananas to eat

>>100254
"YA NEED TA PREPARE FIRST!"

The dog vanishes inside his hut and you hear a lot of noise coming from the inside, as if someone is looking for something.

No.100267

>>100260
"I am comfortable with the size of my body, but your loose tongue and loud voice causes me to wonder if you are comfortable with your size."

>>100262
"It is fine to relax and enjoy what nature provides, but I have the feeling that we should keep clear heads until we are off this island."

>>100266
I wait for him to reappear.

No.100268

>>100266
"Rainbow st— hey!"
I start knocking on the door
"Have any more bananas? Maybe a pretty dress to eat?"

No.100269

>>100266
"Sweet. Thanks, sea dog."

I pocket the bananas in my robes.

>>100267
"Righteous, my bodacious buffalo."

No.100270

>>100267
"Hah, that's a good strategy to trick me into giving the meat to you, but I'm still not into landwhales!"

No.100271

>>100270
"That's not a whale, that's a buffalo!"

No.100272

After a few moments, the dog reappears with a large dusty old book in his paws.

"Caesar's palace is protected by his scurvy guards. They be tougher than cockroaches they are. Ye'll need armor and enchantments to beat dem!"

He looks the party over for a moment

"So what say ye? Search da necessities to enchant yer weapons first or gather da components ta make ye sum worthy armor?"

>>100269
"NO MORE HANDOUTS YE LANDRAT!"

No.100273

>>100270
I chuckle.
"You ponies may be dispassionate in certain aspects, but you cannot match even a below average bull. This is an improper time and place to speak of such things, however. We must concentrate on finding a way off this island."

>>100272
"My tomahawk is fine. Where can we find components for armor?"

No.100274

>>100272
"Aww"
I hang my head and chew on my robe collar

"Either one. Hmph"

No.100275

>>100273
"YER TOMAHAWK WONT WORK AGAINST CAESARS GUARDS YE LANDCOW!"

No.100276

>>100272
"I lost my glorious A grade masterwork armor when that damn ship sank, so I'd go for some armor as soon as possible. I must protect my perfect body, you see."

No.100277

>>100275
"Then either one. It does not matter."

No.100278

>>100272
"Enchant my weapons? I got everything I need right here! Passes through everything like it was nothin'!"
I pull out my mandolin and strum a few chords.

Rolled 1 = 1

No.100280

>>100278
You snap one of the strings, which hits you in the eye.

"HAVE YE NO EARS ON YOUR HORSEY HEAD? YE NEED A SPECIFIC ENCHANTMENT TA DAMAGE HIS GUARDS OR YE MIGHT AS WELL THROW FISHGUTS AT 'EM. THESE LANDS ARE NOT LIKE YOURS, DIFFERENT LAWS APPLY HERE PONY!"

No.100282

>>100280
"How different are they?"

No.100288

>>100282
"Ye'll see in time, my hunchbacked frend. Now decide alredy!"

He thinks to himself for a moment

"And if ya do finally beat Caesar, I'm leaving this place with ya. That's the deal."

No.100289

>>100288
"Weapons first. I have no problem with you coming with us."

No.100290

>>100288
I cover my eye again
"No banana and you want to come with us? NO HANDOUTS YARRRR"

No.100293

>>100288
"New threads are always sweet."

No.100295

>>100280
"Ow! Son of a… I knew I should've just stuck with steelwound and not gone back to gut strings."
I take out a new set of strings and start restringing my mandolin.
"Oh, an uh, I think I could use some armor and stuff if you guys are trying to decide what to do first."

Rolled 8 = 8

No.100296

>>100289
"I'm too ol' ta make long treks like that. And almost blind too! You'll just have ta fetch me once Caesar is dealt with."

>>100290
He shakes his fist at you

"I'VE GIVEN YE ENOUGH BANANAS GOATEY!"

The dog opens up his book and starts flipping pages.

"Yer in luck, I got most of de ingredients handy… but I'm short on three."

No.100299

>>100296
"Tell us what they are and where we can find them."

No.100301

>>100299
"I need a piece of skin of a Quarray Eel… a vial of Seamare blood and… a patch o' fur from a Ursa Major!"

He tosses you a small glass empty vial.

No.100302

>>100301
"Oh duuuude. I don't have nearly enough herbs to be doing that."

No.100303

>>100301
"Is that all? Perhaps some of Celesta's coat or the tongue of a dragon too?"

No.100304

>>100296
"But the donkey got em all.."
>>100301
"Fine! Where do we find that stuff?

No.100305

>>100303
"That… would make it more potent! Dragon Tongue! Good call missy!"

>>100304
He scratched his chin for a moment.

"Da blood of a Seamare should be da easiest… and da least dangerous if ya don't make 'em angry!"

He points at the sea.

"Wait till nightfall… and light a big fire on the beach. Seamares are attracted ta light!"

He thinks for a moment

"An' singing or just regular ol' music! Dat too!"

No.100306

>>100305
"So we do a bit of playing and a bit of singing and they'll come right to us? That'll be easy!"

No.100307

>>100305
"Anything we should know about them in the event that we have to take their blood by force?"

No.100308

>>100305
>>100306
"Piece of soft, bourgeois cake."

No.100309

>>100306
"Oh oh! And I can do the dancing!"

No.100310

>>100307
"They are strong… and agile! Half pone and half fish!"

No.100311

>>100310
"How do they fight? What can we expect."
I put the vial into my bag.

No.100312

>>100311
"They ain't exactly the fightin' type missy. But I've seen 'em drag ponies deep underwater to drown 'em!"

No.100315

>>100312
"Thank you. Hopefully it will not come to fighting."
I look back at the others.
"Are all of you ready to leave?"

No.100319

>>100315
"I can't think of anything else, and I'm itchin' to get going!"

No.100322

>>100315
"Yeah. Let's go make friends with some seamares"

No.100325

The party leaves Thorn and his hut behind them, setting off towards the beach. After a short hike, they arrive back where Dun and Draven were playing around earlier. Evening has begun to set in and the clouds are breaking up a little.

"So, how are we gonna do this again? Make a little bonfire and sing some songs and hope for the best?"

No.100326

>>100322
"Rock on, all you hooved hombres."

No.100328

>>100325
"Yes."
I look for anything good in the crates before they get smashed.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.100329

>>100325
"Yes! Yesyesyesyesyes it'll be like a small party!"

No.100330

>>100325
"Sounds like a smooth plan. A pow-wow over the night?"

No.100331

>>100328
You find some strong rope

>>100329
"Wonderful. Beach party right after we crashed on this place."

The mare lets out an annoyed sigh and rips her torn stewardess outfit off of her body.

"Should've done that earlier, they were annoying."

No.100332

>>100325
"Melody and I have our instruments, so we'll set up. We should find some firewood."
Search for something burnable.

Rolled 2 + 1 = 3

No.100333

>>100331
>rips her torn stewardess outfit off of her body
Keep it together, Mwandishi

Rolled 7 = 7

No.100334

>>100325
"Works for me."
I draw my mandolin,
>>100331
-but immediately stop, stare, and start wolf whistling.
"Whooo!"

No.100335

>>100331
I turn the crate into kindling and search another one.

Rolled 5 = 5

No.100336

>>100335
"Watch yourself. I had a nasty run-in with those earlier."

No.100337

>>100331
I pick up what's left of the outfit and keep it later for eating

No.100338

>>100332
Sand makes for a good firemaker right?

Oh wait it doesn't. You're an idiot.

>>100333
You keep your primal desires in check. You do start sweating a little bit.

>>100334
The mare rolls her eyes at your wooing

"Oh come on…"

>>100337
She gives a weird look, but doesn't comment any further

>>100335
The crates seem to be way to soaked to be used as effective firewood

The rest of the crates have nothing noteworthy in them.

No.100340

>>100338
I take the rope, pull all the crates further up the beach so they won't get washed away, then return to the group.
"Have any of you found anything we can use to make a fire?"

No.100341

>>100338
"How are we even gonna start a fire anyway?"

No.100342

>>100341
Bon Voyage's horn flares up for a moment

"I can whip up some magic to do that."

No.100345

>>100338
"What, can't I enjoy the show?"
I give her a grin, then walk over and start looking at the trees. Anything dead enough that we can tear it up and make a bonfire?

Rolled 1 = 1

No.100346

>>100345
A 2SPOOKY SKELETON JUMPS OUT FROM BEHIND A TREE AND SHOOTS YOU USING A ORNATE FLINTLOCK PISTOL

IS THAT DEAD ENOUGH?

ROLL TO DODGE

No.100348

>>100346
OFUCK
SCREW DODGING!
I'M GONNA WRECK IT!

Rolled 1 + 2 = 3

No.100349

>>100348
You foolishly charge at the skeleton and it fires a shot at you, hitting you square in the chest.

You fall down on the ground helpless and bleeding

No.100351

>>100349
"We are being attacked!"
I run over to Melody Maker and use Natural Remedy.

Rolled 3 + 2 = 5

No.100352

>>100351
"Aaaa!"
I rush over and heal Melody Maker

Rolled 10 + 2 = 12

No.100353

>>100349
"…why did i think that was a good idea."
I clutch my chest and try to stop the bleeding, then try to get back on my hooves.

Rolled 8 = 8

No.100354

>>100349
"Holy roots!"

I run over and smack it.

Rolled 1 = 1

No.100356

>>100349
I stab the skeleton with my sword
"Eat steel, graven oppressor!"

Rolled 3 = 3

No.100358

>>100352
You do a masterful job at healing Melody, completely mending her wounds and even making her feel less tired after a long day on this island.

>>100353
Rejuvenated, you get back on your hooves as good as new!

>>100351
You see that your healing is completely outclassed by the goat and decide to keep your herbs to yourself this time

>>100354
You try to make Pejula feel better about this by smacking her on the ass, producing a lewd and loud slapping sound that can be heard in the wide area.

>>100356
You trip over a pile of dirt and fall facefirst onto the junglefloor

No.100359

>>100358
"I am flattered, donkey, but this is not the time for that."
I split the skeletons skull with my tomahawk.

Rolled 1 + 1 = 2

No.100360

>>100358
Alright, let's try that again!
"You're gonna pay for that skeleton! Eat wood!"
I swing my mandolin at him.

Rolled 8 + 2 = 10

No.100362

>>100354
"That's not even a skeleton! Why are you smacking her?!

>>100358
I bash the skeleton with my staff

Rolled 9 = 9

No.100364

>>100358
Attack again!

Rolled 8 = 8

No.100366

>>100362
"Wait, there's a skeleton here?"

Let's try that again.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.100370

>>100359
Maybe it is the time for that!

You return the favor by smacking the ass' ass.

>>100360
You give your mandolin a powerful swing, aiming for the skeleton and… it just goes through as if the skeleton isn't even standing there.

>>100362
You bash your staff on the head of the skeleton, making him lose a few of his bones as he stumbles for a moment

>>100364
And you finish it off by inflicting a powerful blow on its ribcage

The skeletons falls apart, the bones and the pistol falling onto the ground.

No.100371

>>100370
"Is this some kind of secret handshake?"
I pat Dun on the butt

No.100372

>>100370
Inspect the pistol.

Is it still functional? Could it be fired if we found ammunition and gunpowder for it?

Rolled 7 = 7

No.100373

>>100370
I use Commune to try and learn about where the skeleton came from and who was controlling it.

Rolled 3 + 2 = 5

No.100375

>>100370
>>100371
"Why are you two slammin' on my fanny?"

No.100378

>>100375
"Why did you slap mine?"

No.100381

>>100372
It's a pretty nice looking but worn out pistol. It's still functional but in pretty bad condition. You found a small ammo pouch on the skeleton with bullets for it.

The pistol has a -2 modifier because of its bad state. You can try to fix it yourself (DC9) and risk completely breaking it or find someone else who can do it for you.

>>100373
The skeleton remains silent, it is beyond salvaging.

No.100382

>>100375
"I thought it was a thing! Like a secret club of butt patting"

No.100383

>>100381
I'll just pocket it for now.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.100384

>>100382
I look up from the skeleton.
"I am curious, goat. How old are you?"

No.100385

>>100378
"Thought it might help you up there."

>>100382
"Maybe we should start a drum circle."

No.100386

>>100383
"Any good Mwa?"
>>100382
"A secret club handshake?"
My eyes glint with maliciousness,
"Sounds cool to me!"
I pat Bon Voyage's butt.

No.100387

>>100384
"Old enough to be an official healer in the name of the Pink one! See?"
I hold out my relic with Pinkie Pie's cutie mark on it

No.100389

>>100386
She casts you a annoyed glance

"What a terrible club. I wish to be no further part of it."

No.100390

>>100385
I start laughing.
"Once this is all over I would enjoy it if you shared whatever herbs you have been using with me."

>>100387
"Oh. That explains a few things."

No.100391

>>100386
>"Any good Mwa?"
"It's a little worn. But maybe the Captain can fix it."

Rolled 2 = 2

No.100395

>>100389
Now's my chance! Opportunity to look good by comparison!
"I understand, Bon. They're just not taking this situation seriously enough. Me? I'm a serious zebra."

"Have we even been properly introduced? I'm Mwandishi — revolutionary vanguard and storyteller extraordinaire. You might have heard of me if you travel in the right circles."

Rolled 8 = 8

No.100396

>>100385
"Works for me. You got your drums Mwa?"
>>100389
"Aww, c'mon! It's fuuuun!"
I give her another grin.
>>100385
>>100391
"I wouldn't mind trying some of that either."

No.100398

>>100390
"Totally. I got some that'll have you tasting sounds."

No.100400

>>100398
"Maybe it will help our negotiations with the Seamares. First, though, we need a fire and music."

No.100401

>>100395
She rolls her eyes with a amused smile

"Bon Voyage, air stewardess gone rogue apparently. I'm afraid I have yet to hear about you."

No.100402

>>100400
"Can any of you make a fire? I tried once and got put in time out for a week!"

No.100403

>>100402
"The unicorn said that she could take care of that."

No.100404

The party is standing in the jungle and needs to make a bonfire.

It's almost nighttime now and very dark already.

The moon cannot be seen as it is covered by the clouds.

Bon Voyage lights up her horn so that the party can see where they're going.

No.100405

>>100404
"So what're we gonna do for wood? Try to find some dead trees or somethin'?"

No.100406

>>100401
I feign mock-surprise.
"Really? Why, how could you not know about Mwandishi and the Electric Ghost Guitar Experience? We're the finest band in southern Equestria!"

>>100396
"Yeah, I've got my drums. Let's open with 'Zebrabwe Calling.' What do you think?"

>>100404
Rolling to find some firewood again.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.100407

>>100404
I chop down a dead looking tree and drag it back to the beach.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.100408

>>100406
"Good choice, man. You need a backup?"

No.100409

>>100407
I hop on it and ride the tree

No.100410

>>100406
"Really. I'm in complete and utter awe right now."

You don't seem to find any dead and dry wood suitable for a fire

>>100407
Pejula does though, and drags it back to the beach.

No.100411

>>100410
I chop it up into manageable pieces and start building a bonfire.

Rolled 1 = 1

No.100413

>>100406
I chuckle a bit at his 'band name'.
>>100410
"Juuuust wait…"
While everyone else deals with the fire, I take out my mandolin and start tuning it and running through a few simple exercises. Gotta warm up before a performance after all!

Rolled 9 = 9

No.100414

>>100411
You get to work a little too eagerly and slightly chip your tomahawk

-1 with it until you get it fixed

>>100413
Everything sounds good to you, you are completely ready to perform

No.100415

>>100408
"Can you play anything? Melody's on mandolin, and I drum, we both sing."

>>100413
>I chuckle a bit at his 'band name'.
"I'm trying to score here, c'mon!"

Rolled 9 = 9

No.100416

>>100414
Aww, no bonus?

Rolled 5 = 5

No.100417

>>100416
If that had been a 10, yes

No.100418

>>100414
I look distastefully at my tomahawk then put it away.
"One of you will need to break this tree up."

No.100419

>>100414
I'll warm up, too.

Melody's the only one who actually has perform as a skill. Maybe I can help, though?

Rolled 6 = 6

No.100420

>>100415
"I've dabbled a bit here and there. Didn't bring anything with me though."

No.100421

>>100417
Gotcha.
>>100415
"So am I man!

Rolled 2 = 2

No.100422

>>100415
"I can dance! Seamares like dancing right? Do they even have legs for dancing?"

>>100418
I hit my goat horns repeatedly against the tree in an effort to break it up

Rolled 4 = 4

No.100423

>>100418
Bon Voyage forcibly takes Draven's axe from him using her magic and chops the tree into manageable pieces with a few hard swings.

Wiping her brow, she hoofs the axe back to Draven

No.100424

>>100421
"Alright. If we play our cards right, this could work out like Shortcake."

>>100423
I'm in love~

No.100425

>>100423
"Impressive. Can you get the fire going now while the others do there thing?"

No.100426

>>100420
"Can you play a tin whistle?"
I pull one out of my bag and offer it to him.
>>100424
"That was a fun night… still wish Strawberry would've at least given me a cha-"
I stare at her chopping up the wood.
"…I think I'm in love."

No.100427

>>100425
She shrugs and starts putting some of the wood together in a small pile. As an extra precaution she levitates some nearby rocks over to form a circle around the pile of wood. Finally, she lights up her horn and launches a very bright flare at the woodpile, setting it on fire.

"There, it's Hearths warming eve all over again."

No.100428

>>100427
I sit by the fire and start chewing on bits of the outfit I picked up
"Ready for the music!"

No.100429

>>100426
"Oh can I?"

I take the whistle.

"Man, like you wouldn't believe."

No.100430

>>100428
She just casts you an odd look

"You know, knowing that someone is eating something I was wearing and sweating in just an hour ago is a little weird."

No.100431

>>100430
"I'm not enjoying it all that much if it helps you feel better. Tastes funny!"

No.100432

I sit down between the fire and the sea, my drums out in front of me.
"You want to lead us off, Melody?"

No.100433

>>100427
"I am afraid I am not musically inclined. I will keep an eye on the water while the rest of you play."

No.100434

>>100432
"Sure! When should we come in with the vocals?"
I start strumming.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.100435

>>100431
"Whatever you say kid."

She magics out a bottle of wine from Dravens saddlebags and takes a swig from it.

"Now it's time to kick back and relax."

It's almost midnight and the party made themselves a medium sized fire to help attracting seamares.

No.100436

>>100435
I take a bottle from his bag and sip on it while watching the waves.

No.100437

>>100434
"Let's just go with the old standby."

"Zebrabwe calling to the faraway towns,
Now that war is declared-and battle come down,
Zebrabwe calling to the colonial frontier,
Coming out of the cupboard, all you stallions and mares.
Zebrabwe calling, now don't look at us,
Now that phoney Celestia has bitten the dust,
Zebrabwe calling, see we ain't got no swing,
'Cept for the ring of that truncheon thing…"

Rolled 8 = 8

No.100438

>>100434
I start blowing along in time.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.100439

>>100434
>>100437
>18
The two of you make a really good start, playing a very catchy song.

>>100438
>2
You completely fuck up the timing and just whistle a little pathetically out of tune

Bon is bobbing her head along the tune though

"Keep it coming…"

No.100440

>>100437
I start dancing along, ending in the hopefully sweetest of cute goat flips

Rolled 6 = 6

No.100442

>>100437
I join in with the chorus,

"The ice age is coming, the sun is zooming in,
Wagons stop running and the wheat is growing thin,
A magical error, but I have no fear,
Zebrabwe is drowning-and we live by the river!"

>>100438
"Psst! It's a tinwhistle, not a whistle. You gotta finger the holes man!"

Rolled 5 = 5

No.100443

>>100439
I hum along and take another sip from the bottle every now and then.

Rolled 4 = 4

No.100444

>>100439
I keep going, losing myself in the music.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.100445

>>100442
"Zebrabwe calling to the friendship zone
Forget it, ponies, and go it alone
Zebrabwe calling upon the zombies of death
Quit holding out, and draw another breath
Zebrabwe calling, and I don't wanna shout
But when we were talking I saw you nodding out
Zebrabwe calling, see we ain't got no highs
Except for the donkey with the red-colored eyes"

Rolled 1 = 1

No.100450

>>100440
You dance along pretty adorably, falling down on the ground a few times but still keeping your cute intact

>>100442
>>100443
>>100444
>16
The quality of the music degrades slightly, but it's not completely terrible either

>>100445
>1
You break into a terrible coughing fit

Your voice is a little borked now so -1 to your next roll


The DC is 25 by the way

Bon Voyage is humming along too now

Rolled 1 = 1

No.100451

>>100450
I keep humming and drinking.

Rolled 1 = 1

No.100452

>>100450
I imagine I had years of vocal training even though I haven't and try to sing along

Rolled 7 = 7

No.100453

>>100450
"C'mon, everybody join in!"
I take a deep breath,
"The ice age is coming, the sun is zooming in,
Wagons stop running and the wheat is growing thin,
A magical error, but I have no fear,
Zebrabwe is drowning-and we live by the river!"

Rolled 8 = 8

No.100454

>>100450
I continue after getting in tune with the thing.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.100455

>>100450
It's all this damned smoke!
"cough cough"

>>100453
"Now get this
Zebrabwe calling, yeah, I was there, too
An' you know what they said? Well, some of it was true!
Zebrabwe calling at the top of the dial
After all this, won't you give me a smile?"

Rolled 9 = 9

No.100457

>>100450
>>100451
>>100452
>>100453
>>100454
>>100455
>36

The entire party bursts out into song and finally gets their tune right. After about 10 minutes of this, you notice there is a soft, beautiful humming coming from the sea.

No.100459

>>100457
I wait for them to break the surface.

No.100463

>>100457
"Hey, Dun, you got any of those herbs on you?"

No.100464

>>100457
"You hear that? It sounds pretty"

No.100469

>>100463
"Never leave home without 'em.

I fish some out of a pouch in my robes.

No.100471

>>100469
"Do you think they will work on the sea mares?"

No.100474

>>100469
I nudge Dun
"Ya… have any more bananas?"

No.100478

>>100471
"Dunno. Never met one of 'em."

>>100474
"Dude, I was gonna see if I could make a herb smoothie later. You want some?"

No.100480

>>100459
You can see some movement in the darkness of the coast ahead of you as well as hear the splashing of fins. There are a couple of voices singing along now beautifully… It's… It's making you kinda sleepy actually…

Roll to stay awake

No.100482

>>100480
Rolling.

Rolled 4 = 4

No.100483

>>100480

Rolled 7 = 7

No.100484

>>100480

Rolled 1 = 1

No.100485

>>100478
"Oh man, that would be an awesome way to end the day."
>>100480
>

Rolled 4 = 4

No.100486

>>100480

Rolled 10 = 10

No.100493

Bon falls asleep, the wine and singing catching up to her

>>100484
You drop to the ground instantly, fast asleep

>>100485
>>100482
The two of you are feeling extremely drowsy right now…

>>100483
You manage to stay awake despite the creeping drowsiness

>>100486
You don't even get why the others are falling asleep, this does nothing to you whatsoever.

You can see two of the seamares who are close enough to the fire to light up their faces. They are singing with their eyes closed and softly rocking left to right, completely lost in the music.

No.100494

>>100493
Rolling to dream about bananas

Rolled 3 = 3

No.100495

>>100493
I motion for Dun to offer them some herbs.

No.100496

>>100493
"Woah…"
I try to clear my head of drowsiness and get a better look at what I think I'm seeing.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.100498

>>100493
I'm going to be a little slow for a while. I'm talking on the phone.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.100500

>>100495
I take some out and inch forward, offering them the herbs.

No.100504

>>100494
Nope, you dream about apples instead

>>100496
You manage to clear some of the drowsiness

Well they are very pretty, that's for sure. They both have loose and unkept manes too.

>>100500
The mares, noticing that you stopped singing back off a little and stop singing themselves.

"Why aren't we singing more?"
"Singing is nice!"

No.100506

>>100504
I shake my head one more time to make sure that I really am seeing what I'm seeing, then look at them and say,
"Who might you pretty mares be?"

No.100507

>>100504
"zzz.. N-no..zzzz I don't want tha-zzzzz"

Rolled 1 = 1

No.100508

>>100506
"I'm Sunset Bliss."
"My name is Swan Dive… but why aren't we singing? Come on!"

>>100507
NOPE

APPLES APPLES APPLES

APPLES AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE

No.100510

>>100504
"Righteous, singing is totally nice. Never thought I'd see you ladies before."

"You sure you don't want some herbs? It makes the music so much real-er."

No.100514

>>100508
"Well ladies, singing does sound like fun. Especially with some pretty mares like you."
I pause for a moment as I gesture over to Dun,
"But you know what makes it even more fun? Some of that herb that Dun there has."

No.100518

>>100510
The two mares look at each other for a moment

"Herbs? We don't like landfood…"

>>100514
"Pretty? But you're a landwalker!"

No.100521

>>100518
"It isn't food, it is an enhancer. Sights, sounds, and smells all become more vivid and you feel happy. The herbs making singing and listening to singing much more fun."

No.100522

>>100518
"And? Does that mean I can't compliment a pretty mare when I see one? And believe me, you two are very pretty."
I give them a half lidded look and grin.
>>100521
"Yeah. It makes everything feel so much more real!"

No.100524

>>100521
"I don't like landstuff… landstuff always tries to hurt us…"
"But sometimes singing happens. I like it when singing happens."

Swan Dive starts humming to herself a little bit more with her eyes closed.

>>100522
"Thank youuuu! You're very pretty too for a landwalker. And you make music too, that's nice."

No.100525

>>100524
"We don't want to hurt you. We want you to enjoy the singing."
I start humming along with Swan Dive.

No.100526

>>100524
"Man, why would we ever want to hurt a pair of little fish like you?"

I blow a chord.

No.100527

>>100524
Am I able to roll to wake up?

Rolled 3 = 3

No.100528

>>100524
"Why thank you. You make very nice music yourselves, you know."
>>100525
"Yeah! We just wanna help you enjoy the singing is all."
I start humming along with and strumming a few chords on my mandolin.

No.100529

>>100525
"That's nice. You're nice… I think."

>>100526
"The land doesn't like us. We lost a sister because of the land several nights back."

>>100528
"We enjoy singing a lot! That's one of the only reasons why we come here sometimes. When singing is happening. Those are always nice nights."

>>100527
Sure, you wake up again. You're still very sleepy though

No.100530

>>100529
"How? We only got here today, if you can tell us about what is dangerous on the land that would be helpful to us."

No.100532

>>100529
I try to shake off the drowsiness
"Ah.. pretty mares"

Rolled 3 = 3

No.100534

>>100529
"Sea ponies, is there anything you need? We need to trade with you."

Rolled 1 = 1

No.100540

>>100529
"The land doesn't like you? That's absolutely awful! What happens when you try to come on land? I can't imagine anything that'd want to hurt something as adorable as you!"

No.100541

>>100530
Sunset Bliss' ears droop down a little and Swan Dive stops singing as a sad look creeps onto her face

"We don't like to talk about it. it makes us sad."
"There are things on the land that try to hurt us…"

>>100532
You still feel just as drowsy and slur your words a bit

>>100534
>1
The mares seem a little startled by you suddenly butting in and back off a little more. Swan Dive sinks herself a little deeper underwater, her mouth just below the surface now but her eyes still fixated on the party.

"We like singing and music…"

>>100540
"There's creatures that are mean to us and hunt for us. We don't like that…"

No.100542

>>100541
"We can take care of whatever is hurting you. Can you describe the creatures for us?"

No.100543

>>100541
I motion for Melody Maker and Mwandishi to start making music again.
"If you tell us about them we can make sure they never hurt any of you again."
I resume my humming.

No.100544

>>100541
"What a downer. What would do stuff like that?"

No.100545

>>100541
"Who would hlurt pretty maresh like you?"
One more shake off

Rolled 4 = 4

No.100546

>>100543
Bang on the drums a little.
Boo bap boo bap bow

Rolled 10 = 10

No.100547

>>100541
"Hey now… we're not gonna hurt you…"
I start singing a soothing rendition of the jazz standard Autumn Leaves, accompanying myself on the mandolin.

Rolled 1 = 1

No.100549

>>100542
>>100543
>>100544
>>100545
>>100546
The mares seem to loosen up a little more as Mwandishi starts up a beat again.

"All kinds of different creatures… But they all want to hurt us and take our blood."
"But they're always glittery. They have shiny things sticking out of them."

>>100547
Your singing is awful and out of tune.

Swan Dive completely submerges again while Sunset Bliss closes her eyes and cover her ears with her hooves.

"I don't like that singing, don't do that please."

No.100550

>>100549
"Tell us more about them. If we can get rid of them maybe you can do something for us."
I keep on humming.

No.100552

>>100549
keep playing

"We can help you, but we might need something from you in order to fight these creatures."

Rolled 3 = 3

No.100554

>>100549
"Shiny? Where are these mean shiny creeps at?"

No.100555

>>100549
keep playing

"We can help you, but we might need something from you in order to fight these creatures."

Rolled 7 = 7

No.100556

[PAUSED]

Sub is acting up again. We'll continue this some other day.

I should really go to bed anyway

No.101030

Rev up those horses

Players report in for session 2

No.101036

>>101030
Ready.

No.101037

>>101030
Reporting

No.101038

No.101040

>>101030
Duuuuuuuuuude.

No.101045

>>101036
>>101037
>>101038
>>101040
>4/6
Sol should be here any time now, so we'll wait 10 minutes or so
Nopo is a gigantic faggot and went to bed
BDN said he might join in on the quest as well, but we'll have to wait and see if he manages to get himself out of bed

No.101046

>>101045
>Draven gone
This party is going to fold like wet paper once we run into combat.

No.101047

>>101046
That's exactly my worry

Our options here are to either somehow get someone else to join in as a tank class or one of you guys joining in the quest with another character and playing them both

I don't really feel like going full DMPC myself

No.101049

>>101046
Eh, Mwandishi and Melody have faced worse odds.

No.101051

>>101047
Pejula's rifle crits on a 9 and 10. Add in her +1 to combat rolls in a natural environment and her racial ability to keep her from becoming instantly Helpless and she works well enough.

No.101057

>>101051
Whoa, I didn't know Pejula had a rifle even, didn't see that on the character sheet. I'll ad that to my notes now.

What I'm worried about is the lack of protection: 4 of you are unarmored and 1 has light leather armor. That's it. Now you'll get the chance to grab some ironbark armor or clothing later on, so that might help a lot.

No.101060

>>101057
I was asking questions last night about her rifle and if her tomahawk could still be bound with Terrify, but now that I think about it I'm almost sure I wrote Bessy instead of Pejula.

No.101068

Sol is here

Refer to
>>100549
as my last post

I will write responses shortly

No.101070

>>101049
That we have.

No.101076

>>100550
>>100554
Swan Dive has disappeared underwater. Sunset Bliss is still covering her ears to shield herself from Melody's singing.

"They come from the sky palace. They sing for us but when we sing back they try to hurt us."

>>100552
You mess up several of your beats

"What do you want from us then?"

No.101077

>>101076
get back on the rhythm.

"We need some of your blood. Not a lot, I'm sure, but it will help us fight the creatures who hurt you."

Rolled 2 = 2

No.101079

>>101076
"We plan on fighting them so that we may leave this island and go home."

>>101077
I take out my vial and show it to them.
"Only this much, no more."
I keep humming.

No.101082

>>101079
"Yeah! Just a little so we can beat up those mean jerks!"
I try for convincing cute goat eyes

Rolled 4 = 4

No.101084

>>101079
"It's a major drag, but they're right. Take some herb, it'll make it go quick."

I blow a quick chord for fun.

Rolled 1 = 1

No.101085

>>101076
I try to get Mwa back on beat by strumming my mandolin.
"We'll take care of them for you."

Rolled 3 = 3

No.101087

>>101079
I might as well roll to hum.
Heaven or Hell.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.101092

>>101077
Nope, you fare even worse now. Sunset Bliss seems to be getting a little annoyed and backs off a little further.

"My blood?"

>>101085
Melody's strumming is completely out of tune as well, Sunset bliss is now gritting her teeth slightly.

"You want to hurt us too now? Is this a trick?"

>>101082
You don't manage to make yourself look particularly cute. Maybe because of the fatigue?

>>101079
>>101087
"But to get my blood you will need to hurt me…"

>>101084
You blow a very loud and high-pitched chord by accident. Sunset Bliss winces back and covers her ears again with her hooves, shutting her eyes closed.

"I don't like this music anymore."

No.101093

>>101092
I wince.

"Oh man, that was some harsh tuneage, band buddies. I don't think our cats enjoyed that."

Rolled 2 = 2

No.101094

>>101092
Oh for fucks sake!
I retune again and try to play something, anything that sounds good!

Rolled 1 = 1

No.101095

>>101092
I try to improvise a song about the merits of giving us blood.

Blood of the sea
Blood of the sea
It might seem vile
But give it a trial
It's what we need!
Up on the shore you've foes to slay
And we'll try to chase them away
But we be needin'
What you be bleedin'
Give it oh please!

Rolled 4 = 4

No.101096

>>101092
"You won't feel anything but a tiny prick, I swear!"
I honk the squeaky ball on my staff in a beat

Rolled 9 = 9

No.101099

>>101092
I gesture towards my companions.
"As you can hear, my friends are not the greatest musicians. We wanted you to eat the goat's herbs to cover up make up for their horrible lack of skill. The herbs should also dull the pain, if you agree. If you don't agree then we might not be able to fight the monsters that have trapped us here and hurt you."
Rolling for humming because why not.

Rolled 1 = 1

No.101105

>>101095
>>101099
>>101094
Sunset Bliss seems to appreciate the effort of Mwandishi's singing, but between Melody's awful playing and Pejula making some creepy weird noises you can't exactly place there is little room for her to enjoy it. With a pained expression she starts to slowly dive underwater again until >>101096 catches her attention and she stops, her head barely above the surface now.

"I'm just afraid that you will suddenly be mean to me and hurt me…"

No.101107

>>101105
"We'll be gentle. In fact I'm a healer! I can fix you right up afterwards!"
Keep honking

Rolled 9 = 9

No.101108

>>101107
"Oh dude, you too? Man, like everyone's a healer here…"

I trail off and play some more.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.101111

>>101105
I stay quiet and hope the others do too.

No.101113

>>101105
"I swear I'm not normally this bad!"
Continue trying to salvage this shitty performance.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.101116

>>101105

"I'll be honest — it might hurt a little, but we can heal you and you'll be back home before you know it."

"And, like I said, we need this in order to help you. Help us help you."

Rolled 4 = 4

No.101118

>>101107
The mare shifts her eyes around for a moment, uncertain as to what she should do before fixating her eyes on you again.

"Okay… I'll trust you."

She swims forward again and makes her way close enough to the beach for you to be able to simply reach out slightly and touch her. You can clearly see her fishy lower bodyhalf now as she leans on the wet sand with her front legs.

>>101113
Your playing is almost as terrible as before and Sunset Bliss winces again, looking at you almost pleadingly.

"Please stop."

No.101121

>>101118
"Sorry…"
I toss my mandolin aside. Seriously, fuck that thing…
"I swear, I'm normally not this shit…"

No.101123

>>101118
I give Pomelo my vial.

No.101124

>>101118
"I uh, don't have anything sharp"
I look around
"Anyone?"

No.101125

>>101121
Bon is snickering at you softly, apparently having woken up herself at some point.

No.101127

>>101124
"All I have is my half broken tomahawk. You will want something sharper than that."

No.101129

>>101124
"Well there's some bear traps on the beach somewhere but I wouldn't suggest those nasty buggers."

No.101131

>>101125

can today get any worse

Rolled 3 = 3

No.101132

>>101127
>>101129
"Ah.. well then.."
I try to poke the seamare with my goat horns

Rolled 6 = 6

No.101134

"I have a sword. But it shocks, so, uh…"

No.101139

>>101132
You poke her softly with your horns. They aren't exactly sharp so you don't really do any damage by poking this softly. Sunset Bliss just looks at you confusedly.

"What are you doing."

>>101134
The mare looks around a bit uncomfortably.

Bon Voyage groans and facehoofs loudly, after which she takes out a hoof file with a pointy end and tosses it over to Pomelo.

"Am I going to become the utility mare or something?"

No.101140

>>101139
"Whooooah. Do you have like, a magic pocket or something?"

No.101141

>>101139
"Just uh… trying to warm up the area first! So it cuts easier"
I ready the file
"H-here I go.."
make a small cut with the file

Rolled 4 = 4

No.101142

>>101140
"… saddlebags?"

>>101141
You push down the pointy end pretty forcibly on her left leg, cutting her pretty badly and making her yelp in pain as she winces back slightly. She cradles her hoof a bit as blood starts seeping out of the wound into the seawater washing onto the beach.

No.101143

>>101142
"Sorry! I'm sorry!"
I collect enough blood to fill the vial and heal her

Rolled 6 + 2 = 8

No.101144

>>101142
"Aww, bummer. Let's help patch that up."

Natural Remedy.

Rolled 10 + 2 = 12

No.101147

>>101143
You fill up the vial pretty quickly with the seamare's blood, putting a cork on it once its filled up to make sure you don't spill it anywhere. Once you do this, you heal the wound shut again pretty quickly. The mare inspects it, seemingly dumbstruck at the impressive feat of magic foreign to her.

>>101144
With your remedy, you make the mare feel re-energized and strangely happy. She sways around a bit as she gets used to the new and foreign feeling.

"W-what was that?"

No.101149

>>101147
I smile lazily.

"Bounty of the land, she-dude. Not everything's out to get you up here. Sorry we had to shake up your groove with our gnarly funk."

No.101150

>>101147
"Hey Dun, you got any more of that? It looks fun."

No.101151

>>101147
I give Pejula the vial back

No.101153

>>101151
"Thank you, Pomelo. I was afraid we would not get the blood."

No.101158

>>101149
She blinks her eyes a few times, still not understanding what is going on.

"Was that everything you wanted? What are you going to do now?"

No.101159

>>101158
"Thank you for the blood."
I look at the others.
"What should we do now? Wait here by the fire or go back to the crashed airship?"

No.101161

>>101158
"I wouldn't mind spending a bit more time here with you."
I give her a wink.
"Maybe you can help me get back into the groove of singing?"

No.101162

>>101159
"I'm kinda tired… carry me wherever you decide"

No.101166

>>101158
"We got what we needed. You can go on your merry way if you want."

I go back and start another sand castle.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.101167

>>101161
"But your music was… well, awful."

Bon pipes in with a cocky grin

"The mare has a point, Melody. You played so badly earlier that you woke me up. Bad form!"

No.101168

>>101158
"As a zebra of action, I think we should head back to the wreck to figure out our next step."

No.101170

>>101167
I silently curse,
"You heard me before! I'm normally not that bad! C'mon Mwa, back me up here!"

No.101173

>>101170
"It's all this smoke and humidity, I'm sure.
"Normally she's the finest mandolinist in Equestria."

No.101174

>>101166
Sunset Bliss nods silently and starts making her way back into deeper water.

"Please make sure those meanies don't hurt us anymore. They've done enough harm…"

You also manage to make yourself a small sandcastle

>>101173
"Of course she is. At least you're pretty creative with your song lyrics."

No.101175

>>101174
"Goodbye pretty mares!"

No.101176

>>101174
"Heheheh, well I speak the language of the people, you know."

No.101177

>>101174
"Goodby, Sunset. Thank you again."
I finish my bottle of wine. After that I fill it with seawater, put the cork back in, then put it back in Draven's bag.
Are we saying that the Seapony singing knocked him out?

No.101178

>>101174
I wave bye to Sunset,
"Seeya! It's been fun!"
I then go grab my mandolin I tossed aside. Maybe I can give it one more try…
I retune and try to play an uplifting and Inspirational piece.

Rolled 6 + 2 = 8

No.101184

>>101177
Yes

>>101178
This time you manage to play a pretty good song without error. Bon just stays quiet after this.

Sunset Bliss eventually disappears below the waves again, leaving the party alone on the beach.

The party has gathered one of the four ingredients without having to resort to violence, it makes you feel pretty good about yourself. It's very early in the morning and dawn is starting to creep in. There is still a pretty thick layer of clouds in the skies which blocks your view from the nightsky.

No.101185

>>101184
"We should check on the others and get some sleep before we do anything else."
I start walking back towards the crash site.

No.101186

>>101185
"Sleep… sounds nice…"
I follow

No.101187

>>101186
"I could catch some Zs myself."

I follow.

No.101188

The party makes their way back to the crash site. It's still pretty dark by the time they get there and all but one of the survivors are fast asleep, lying under pieces of wreckage or makeshift tents. The bodies seem to have all been cleared out from the area and the pony keeping watch informs you that a total of 11 ponies survived.

No.101189

>>101188
I nod at him then find a soft looking spot of ground and lie down for a nap.

No.101194

>>101189
I slump down next to the buffalo and fall right asleep

No.101196

>>101188
I sleep where may.

No.101197

>>101188
I give him a somber nod then go find some place to lie down.
Preferably next to Bon Voyage~

No.101199

>>101188
I'll take watch if we need to, but if not I'll go to sleep.

No.101203

>>101199
It doesn't seem necessary to you seeing as there is a guard out already. You decide for some well needed rest instead.

>>101197
The mare fell asleep the moment she touched the ground and you decide to settle down right next to her.

>>101189
The party sleeps for several hours, settling for a spot under a piece of wreckage. They wake up to the sound of ponies talking and walking about nearby. It's light out and the temperature is already starting to rise. Bon Voyage is still asleep.

No.101206

>>101203
I look for whatever pony seems to be in charge and ask him to do his best to keep the ponies nearby. Me and the small group I traveled with are going to be exploring to try and find a way off this island.

No.101210

>>101203
I get up and stretch
"I want a banana.."

No.101212

>>101203
I look to the sunrise.

"Groovy work, sun-lady."

No.101215

>>101206
You inform the same pony who was tending to others' wounds the day before of this, he seems to have taken the leadership role.

"We'll be doing our best to gather water and food and keep ourselves safe from harm in the meantime. Good luck to you."

You are approached by a unicorn mare who overheard this soon after BDN, your cue

No.101217

>>101203
I giggle a bit at the sleeping Bon Voyage, but decide to leave her alone and head over to the rest of the group.
>>101210
"I could go for some too."
I fly up to the treetops and look for some bananas.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.101219

>>101215
"Oh.. are you all.. ponies? Am I saved?"

No.101221

>>101219
I place a hoof on her forehead to check for a fever.
"I am a buffalo. How long have you been out here?"

No.101224

>>101217
You spot a banana tree with nice looking ripe bananas a little ways away from the temporary camp.

>>101219
>>101221
I was actually implying she was one of the survivors but oh well

No.101225

>>101224
I got ya.

No.101228

>>101219
"I'm not a pony silly, I'm a goat! Hit your head too hard or something?"

No.101231

>>101221
>>101228
"Far too long… have you any idea where we are?"

No.101233

>>101231
"An island. That is all we know."

No.101234

>>101219
"Whoah, am I a pony?"

I go looking for a cup of some kind.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.101235

>>101224
Aww yeah.
I grab a few bunches and fly back down.
>>101219
-And try to do an awesome landing for the pretty mare.
"Now that you've found us you are! This is no place for a pretty mare such as yourself. Banana?"
I tear off one and offer it to her.

Rolled 5 = 5

No.101236

>>101233
"A cursed island. We know it's cursed!"

No.101237

>>101235
"May I have a few of those?"

No.101239

>>101236
"God damn, not again"

>>101235
"Gee, uh.. why, thank you. What do you all need help wit h now, by the way?? If we're going ot be stuck here for much longer…"

Take out my toolbox and show the others.

No.101241

>>101239
"We need your help finding a way off this island. Can you protect yourself in a fight?"

No.101243

>>101235
"Bananaaaaa"
I stare and drool st the bananas

No.101244

>>101234
You find a intact mug in some of the wreckage

>>101235
You grab yourself a big bunch of bananas and carry them back to the camp.

Bon Voyage has woken up too now

"Day two on shitty island… Wonder what kind of creature we're going to make high today."

No.101245

>>101237
"Sure."
I toss him a bunch.
>>101239
"I could use some help, but not the kind that you need tools for.~"
>>101244
"Mornin' Bonny. Banana?"

Rolled 10 = 10

No.101248

>>101245
>him
I peel on and eat it, then put the others in my bag.

No.101249

>>101245
>10
"Bonny? Oh what the heck, sure."

You toss her a banana, which she eats up thankfully. Her spirits seem lifted now.

No.101250

>>101244
"Awww man."

I take the mug.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.101251

>>101241
"My line of work requires a good knowledge of lightning magic, and I've been able to fry a bear or two, so.. yeah."

>>101245
>10
"I was going to ask if we needed any tools or equipment i could make out of scrap, but this seems important. What do you need?"

No.101255

>>101251
"Fry a bear? Yes, you should come with us."

No.101256

>>101251
"Why would you fry a bear? I can't imagine they taste all that good"

No.101259

>>101251
"Weeeellll…"
I start sauntering towards her.
"I need the kind of help only a mare can give another mare.~"

No.101260

I wake up to the chaos.

No.101261

>>101255
"What are your plans?"

>>101256
"Eh, that thing was attacking us, so I rammed a sword into it and fried it to bits. Wish I thought of eating it, that'd show em'.

>>101259
"What, advice with your dress? Or management of your oestrus? I've had some brief training using my abilities, so that may work out if you're being bothered."

No.101263

>>101260
Bon Voyage hoofs you a banana

"Morning. Yes, you're still here on the island. No, it wasn't a bad dream."

No.101264

>>101259
I trail behind close to tears
"Ba… bana..—
It blinked at me"

No.101265

>>101261
I smack my face into my hoof.
"Never mind."

No.101267

>>101264
I stare at him, confused,
"…Come again?"

No.101269

>>101265
Giving up so easily? Heh heh heh.. disappointing.

"Anyways, what are our plans?"

No.101270

>>101265
"Dude, harsh shutdown."

No.101272

>>101263
"It might be a bad dream, but it's not all bad."

I eat the banana in as manly a way as I can muster.

"Right, we need to find the sea captain and find out how to get the other ingredients."

No.101274

>>101261
>>101269
"We met a Diamond Dog on the island who says he knows a way off. We need to collect some things for him first."

No.101275

>>101267
"N-nothing! Banana! Can I have a banana?"

No.101279

>>101265
Bon Voyage just snorts at your failed attempts again

>>101272
"Tsk… Showoff. It's just a banana."

No.101284

>>101270
"Bu-"
I smack my face again, then turn to Current,
"I was asking you for sex. Sneak off somewhere and I make you moan until you can't walk anymore and you're nothing but a pile of happy, panting mare."
I turn back to Dun,
"Happy?"
>>101275
"Go ahead."
I toss him one.

No.101287

>>101284
"How interesting. Any more reason why we should do that right now or are you going to reconsider giving me a choice?"

>>101272
"Sea captain, eh? Sure."

No.101288

>>101284
"Are you going to do this to every female pony and ponyish creature we find? I can mix up a brew that will keep your mind on getting off the island if you need one."

No.101289

>>101284
I look at her for a few moments.

"…what?"

I take my mug out and mash a few bananas in it, then mix in some herbs.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.101290

>>101284
Bon Voyage bursts out in a laughing fit.

>>101289
"It's funny because she's a total slut!"

No.101291

>>101284
I jam it in my mouth skin and all and devour it.
"S-so good.."

No.101293

>>101289
"Make me one of those too, please."
I give him a few of my bananas.

No.101296

>>101293
"No problemo, buffalo."

I start on another herb smoothie.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.101297

>>101287
"Hey, I was just offering. If you aren't interested you aren't interested."
>>101288
"Only the cute ones. And I think I'll pass on that brew."
>>101290
I huff,
"I am not! Is it a crime to flirt a bit now and then?"
>>101296
"Ooh! Make me one too please."
I pass him some bananas.

No.101298

>>101293
I watch as he mixes it, then take out the vial of seamare blood and hold it out towards the group.
"One of you is going to need to carry this for me."

>>101297
"One of you who won't be imbibing."

No.101299

>>101296
>10

Dude


You make one ravishing, delicious smoothie

>>101297
She snorts a few more times before calming down.

"I'm s-sorry. But you have to admit that was overdoing it a little."

No.101303

"Do we have any metal in the wreckage, by the way? I may be able to craft out a few tools."

>>101297
Do you not know when one is acting? Gods… let's try this other routine, then.

Suddenly appear embarrassed and fidgety.
"Huh? W-well if you were just offering.. I mean, uh.. oh dear, I don't know if I should take it~"

No.101305

>>101297
"Whoa, slow your path."

I fill another order.

Rolled 10 = 10

No.101307

"Not to interrupt Melody's quest for… company, but we really should get going."

No.101308

>>101307
"Yeah, I'm full anyway"

No.101310

>>101307
"Alright, if we're in a hurry."

No.101311

>>101298
I swig my first cup and take the vial.

"Lemme do that. I can see the colors in it…"

No.101312

>>101305
You make a whole batch of masterwork banana herb smoothies. In your later life you will become TV famous and write several books about the art of smoothie making.

But for now, you're stuck on the island.

No.101313

>>101308
I put the vial of seamare blood in his bag.
"Hold this."

>>101296
I take the smoothie and down it in a single gulp.
"Are you sure that this will be enough for someone of my s…"

No.101314

>>101313
"Wha- wait I'm thirsty too!"

No.101315

>>101303
"Cute. If you're interested, just say so. I really don't care much for the runaround."
>>101299
"Hey, I was provoked. I'm not normally that filthy."
I grin.
"Outside of bed, at least."
>>101312
I down half of mine.
"Tastes good, but are you sure this w-"
My eyes go wide.
"Woah."

No.101316

>>101314
"Lesse how much we got left…"

I go for one more.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.101317

>>101316
You still have plenty of them left from >>101312

Enough to last the entire party for a small while at least

No.101318

>>101316
"What…what herb are you using exactly? This is better than anything I have ever made."
I lie down on my side and try to listen to nature now that I am more in tune.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.101319

>>101315
"Feh. You are a dullard with no imagination to play the game. Perhaps when I am bored."

>>101316
"Now I'm interested. Hit me up."

Also, is there wreckage with scrap material nearby?

No.101322

>>101318
"Yeah… seriously man."
I pull out my mandolin and start jamming. Talk to the forest through the soul of the music, man.

Rolled 1 = 1

No.101324

>>101318
"I grow it back home, man. Found it in…"

I trail off.

"Where do I live again?"

>>101319
"Totally, brah."

I make yet another.

Rolled 1 = 1

No.101330

>>101317
I take some for myself and down it all
"Mmmm banan…nanananana ahahahahahaha"
I slowly walk circles around Pejula
"Hahahahahahahaha"

No.101331

>>101318
You get a godawful headache instead

>>101322
As do you.

You also have a seizure.

Looks like an allergic reaction.

>>101324
You make yourself another smoothie

No.101333

>>101331
"Aha what are you doiahahahaha get up from there!"
I try to cure Melody Maker of her allergic reaction

Rolled 9 = 9

No.101335

>>101333
You manage calm her down again, leaving her behind with a terrible headache

No.101336

>>101324
"We should go on a, um, quest or something to find out where you live. We need to get off this island before you run out of that stuff."

>>101331
I bang my head on the soft ground a few times to try and clear it, then stand up.
"We need to find that pirate dog. Come on, before Dun runs out of his stuff."
I wander off into the jungle.

No.101337

>>101336
"YARRR TO THE CAP'N! Hahahahaha"
I follow

No.101339

>>101337
"Goat, goat, wait a second. You sound like a pirate, and I am almost as big as a boat. If you ride on my back we can impress the pirate doggy."
I lie down so he can get on.

No.101340

>>101336
"I guess I'll take my smoothie later."

Follow.

No.101341

>>101336
"Wait, we're on an island?"

I follow.

"Whoah. Where's the…place with the sand?"

No.101342

>>101331
oh sweet celestia
what did you give meeee
>>101335
"Ugh… what the hell was that?"
>>101336
"Yeah, you guys heard the boofy. Let's go, man."
I follow behind her, flying slowly and idly strumming some chords on my mandolin, trying to get rid of this god awful headache.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.101343

>>101339
"GOOD IDEA BESSAPEJUJU WHOEVER YOU ARE"
I hop on
"We ride matey!"

No.101344

>>101341
"By the water, silly."

>>101343
"Hold on tight!"
I jump up and go running forwards into the green jungle sea.

No.101345

>>101343
>>101341
"Well, it seems I am missing out on something."

No.101346

>>101345
"They're high as fuck, that's all."

The party, some more clear minded than others, leaves the camp behind them and heads towards Thorn's hut on the hill again. As they arrive closer, they can hear the sound of several explosions going off. It appears to be coming from the hill where Thorn's hut is on.

No.101347

>>101346
"Duuude, there's a party and we weren't invited? Harsh."

No.101348

>>101345
I pass her the rest of my cup,
"Here, take the rest of mine man."
>>101346
"Woah… what was that?"

No.101349

>>101346
"Cannons! To you battle stations everyone!"
I charge forwards towards the hut.

No.101350

>>101346
"YARR I HEAR FIREWORKS"

No.101351

>>101346
"I know. Seems like a fantastic way to get away from the fact that we're stuck here."

""Oh, and would one of you go ahead and check out what's ahead? Could be.. a party. Yeah."

No.101353

>>101346
I try to identify the sounds

Rolled 3 + 1 = 4

No.101354

[PAUSED]

I really need to go to bed so we're going to have to end today's session here. Didn't get very much done today but oh well. Any feedback you have goes into the meta horse.

We'll continue this either tomorrow today for me or on Thursday

No.121049

Last time on Kandoo Island, our adventurers managed to obtain a small vial of seamare blood. Despite several attempts by Melody to ruin everything the party still managed to convince one of the mares to give up some blood without having to resort to violence. They also learned the seamares were hunted on for their blood by what they described as glittery creatures with shiny things sticking out of them. After these events, the party spent the night at the crashed airship and informed the ponies they were looking for a way to get off of the island. When morning came, the party decided to get high on smoothies and set off to cap'n Thorns hut. As they approached the hill where Thorns hut is perched on, they heard the sound of several explosions going off.

Players report in please

No.121053

No.121054

I keep charging forwards towards the hut.

No.121055

>>121049
Try to identify where the explosions are coming from.

Rolled 7 + 1 = 8

No.121056

>>121054
"Don't stop matey!"
I hold on tight to Pejula

No.121059

>>121055
They're coming from up on the hill. You can see quite a lot of smoke being formed from up there as well

Is Sol here? And Gaius?

No.121081

The party charges their way through the forest and uphill with a surprising amount of speed. As they arrive at the top slightly winded they see Thorn standing outside his hut making wild gestures at seemingly nothing while yelling all sorts of creative profanities. His coat seems slightly charred and so does the ground near his hut.

No.121087

>>121081
I cut to the chase.
"What's up with you? Why all the explosions"

No.121088

>>121081
"Cap'n! What happened and what are you waving at?"
I wave my hooves around

No.121089

>>121081
I pull up next to him.
"What happened?"

No.121090

>>121081
"What the hell happened over here?!"
Look around and see if I can spot what happened.

Rolled 2 = 2

No.121093

>>121087
He jumps up in surprise and turns around to face you.

"ARRRRR MATEY! YA SNUCK UP ON ME! I was trying ta make gunpowder charges ta help ye in battle! But I messed up me recipe! No botha, did yer search turn out well?"

>>121090
You try to inspect the area but Pejula's huge ass blocks your entire view

No.121094

>>121093
"Yes Cap'n! We found some bananas!"

No.121095

>>121093
"We talked with the singing seaponies and got their blood"
I pause for a few seconds.
"Who did I give the blood to?"

No.121096

>>121093
"Yes, we got some blood. No fight, no mess. What's the next step?"

No.121097

>>121094
"THERE'S TIME FER FOOD AND WENCHES AND THERE'S TIME FER BATTLE AND LOOTIN'! TODAY IS TIME FER BATTLIN' AND PLUNDER GOATEY!"

>>121095
Pomelo has it

No.121098

>>121096
"With the seamare blood taken care of, dere are still ingrediants ya can gather ta make the enchantment stronger. If yer feeling cocky an' lucky, ya can just skip the rest and either get yerself sum armor or find da rainbow stone!"

No.121099

>>121097
oh!
I give it the blood to cap'n

No.121100

>>121098
"What were the other ingredients again?"

No.121101

>>121098
"I think it's probably for the best if we can make the enchantment stronger."

No.121102

>>121098
"What were the rest of the ingredients again, cap'n?"

No.121103

>>121098
"Let's get the rest of the ingredients. Like you said, today is for plundering! Tomorrow we have food and wrenches yarrr!"

No.121104

>>121099
Thorn quickly grasps it as you hoof it over and eyes it carefully for a moment whilst mumbling for a moment to himself, after which he puts the vial carefully away

"Good, good… that's one down!"

>>121100
>>121101
>>121102
"Ta improve the enchantment ye'll need some Ursa Major fur, the tongue of a dragon and some Quarray Eel skin! Each ingredient ye add will make da enchantment more potent!"

No.121107

>>121104
"There aren't any dead dragons lying around, are there?"

No.121111

>>121104
"Oh! I wanna see the bear! Where is it?"

No.121113

>>121107
"New, but ye can find some young dragons down in tha volcanic area of da island! Dey like hanging around dose mudpools there like da rowdy kids de are! If yer lucky, ya can find one that's alone!"

>>121111
"THIS AIN'T NO TEDDY BEAR GOATEY! WE'RE TALKING URSA MAJOR HERE! Dat beast is dangerous! Huge! It lives in da Star Cave up north!"

No.121115

>>121104
"Do dragons shed their tongues? I don't want to cut out some poor dragons tongue."

No.121116

>>121115
"Naw, dey don't. Ye don't have ta do it if ye don't wanna."

No.121118

>>121116
"Then I vote for the fur or the skin."
I need to go eat.

No.121120

>>121115
"Maybe we could find a dragon who's really evil and who deserves it or something."

No.121121

>>121118
"Let's go see the bear. Bears have so much fur there's no way it won't let us have some!"

No.121122

>>121104
"…The tongue of a dragon? Like, the entire tongue?"

No.121125

>>121122
"Da more da better!"

>>121121
"I hope ye know what yer up against matey!"

No.121130

I almost forgot.
"Cappn, can you fix my tomahawk?"
I show him my damaged tomahawk.

No.121131

>>121104
"Tell us about this eel."

No.121132

>>121125
"Pfff I'm not afraid. I've seen like a bazillion bears!"

No.121142

>>121130
"Of course, give me a moment!"

Thorn takes your tomahawk and takes it over to a workbench, where he starts doing his best to repair the weapon.

>>121131
"Quarray Eels are burrowing snakes matey, landsnakes! Dey dig tunnels underground. Da best place ta find them on da surface is on mountainous terrain."

The diamond dog points at a couple of mountains in the distance.

"Ye'll see their holes in dem mountains where dey surface!"

You still have that broken ornate pistol on you by the way

>>121132
"Ursa Major! Not a normal bear ya double horned swab!"

No.121143

>>121142
Oh, right, thanks.

Show the cap'n the pistol.

"Do you know how to fix this, Captain?"

No.121145

>>121142
"Ohgoshno not snakes!"
I shake a bit

No.121146

>>121143
"Of course! I've repaired more dan a few flintlocks in my day!"

He hands Pejula's tomahawk back good as new, after which he takes the ornate flintlock and gets to work on that instead.

>>121145
"And not just little snakes, HUGE SNAKES!"

No.121147

>>121146
I hide my face in Pejula's back hair (I'm still on top!)

No.121150

>>121143
I walk over to Mwa and nudge him in the shoulder,
"I'm not too hot on the idea of cutting the tongue out of a fuckin' sentient being… What should we do?"

No.121153

>>121150
"Neither am I. I say we go for the eels."

No.121157

"Well I say we go after the eels now. Tonight we can try to get some bear fur."

No.121163

>>121146
I take the pistol and stare at Mwandishi's moving stripes while waiting for the group to decide what to do.

No.121167

>>121157
"Eels…"
I look down at Pejula
"I can stay up here for a bit, right?"

No.121168

>>121163
"Hey, I was using that."

No.121169

>>121167
I keep staring.
"Mmhmm"

No.121170

>>121169
"Okay! Let's go bop some land snakes!"

No.121171

>>121157
"Eels works for me."
I join Pomelo up on Pejula's back and start idly strumming chords and watching the sky pass by.
What time is it, anyways?

No.121173

>>121157
Bon Voyage stretches her legs for a bit and yawns

"Fighting giant monster eels! It's crap like that they put in small font at the bottom of my contract… bastards. Do you need me with you guys for this or…"

>>121171
It's morning, about 9 AM you reckon

No.121174

>>121168
I stare at the pistol then give it to him, then take my tomahawk back from the diamond dog.

>>121171
"Oh! Hello."

No.121178

>>121173
I lean over to look at Bon Voyage,
"Up to you Bonny. I wouldn't mind getting a few more looks at that cute butt of yours."
I waggle my eyebrows.
>>121174
"Hey there man. You got a comfy back."

No.121179

>>121173
"You can look for more bananas if you want"

>>121171
I stare at the mandolin.
"Pretty…!"

No.121180

>>121171
"Dude, yeah. Eels make, like, great drain snakes."

No.121182

>>121178
"Thanks. Are you sure its safe to bring her? What if she got eaten?"

No.121184

>>121178
She rolls her eyes tiredly

"Don't you ever get tired of… you know what don't even answer that question. I'll just stick with the group, you guys can't even start a fire without me."

Thorn is tapping one of his paws impatiently on the ground.

No.121187

>>121184
"Snakes Cap'n! We're gonna smack some snakes around!"

No.121188

>>121184
"Are we going now?"
I roll my shoulders.
"Is anyone else getting on?"

No.121189

>>121184
"Oh, that's harsh lady. We have a totally mellow thing going on with each other here."

No.121190

>>121188
"Yeah, let's go."

No.121191

>>121184
"No, not really."
I chuckle and turn to look at Thorn.
"What's the quickest way to get to the mountains? Besides flying, of course."

No.121194

>>121191
"Dere ain't no roads here lady, just gotta move one leg after de other in the right direction."

No.121195

>>121191
I start walking off towards the mountains.

No.121196

>>121194
I reach down and scratch Pejula behind the ear
"Don't worry, I'll carry you on the way back"

No.121200

>>121196
Rolling not to laugh at the idea of a goat carrying a buffalo.

Rolled 5 = 5

No.121202

>>121196
"Duuuude…can you do that?"

No.121205

>>121202
"I'm pretty sure I can. My best buddy keeps telling my all her BUFFALO STRONK is rubbing off on me, so why couldn't I?"

No.121207

>>121195
I start playing some tunes to pass the time as we make our way to the mountain.
>>121205
"…You're friends with a buffalo?"

No.121208

>>121205
"You know another buffalo?"

No.121209

The group sets off, heading towards the mountainous area they saw in the distance. The forest is harder to move through than anticipated however, which slows the party down considerably. By the time evening rolls by, the party notices there are less and less trees and more and more rocks and boulders in the area they are walking through. Soon after, things start getting mountainous and steeper. Fortunately, the party is lucky and they soon hit on a large cliff towering up in front of them. They can see several large holes dug in the rocky wall. Some of the holes are quite up high, while others are near the ground. The area is very quiet however, no signs of danger can be seen or heard at the moment.

>>121200
You let out a loud snort

No.121210

>>121207
>>121208
"Only the best buffalo! Bessy! She's strong and nice and she's pretty much a walking warm blanket!"
I look down at Pejula
"You're nice but you aren't anywhere near as warm"

No.121211

>>121209
Load my pistol.

No.121212

>>121209
I look around for any eels

Rolled 7 = 7

No.121213

>>121210
I shake my head.
"Thank you, I think…When did you can the insatiable lesbian get on my back?"

No.121214

>>121210
"Uhuh…"
>>121209
I fly up to one of the higher holes and take a peek inside.

Rolled 5 = 5

No.121217

>>121211
You slip some ammo into your flintlock, feels good as new. Thorn did a fine job patching it up.

>>121212
As hard as overlooking a giant snake monster would be, you don't see any of them around here. They must be underground.

>>121214
You carefully fly up to one of the holes in the cliff up ahead and peak inside. You can only see darkness.

No.121219

>>121217
"Does anyone see anything? Maybe some noise would draw them out?"

No.121220

>>121219
"Good idea!"
I honk the squeaky ball on my staff a few times

Rolled 9 = 9

No.121221

>>121219
"I got nothing up here!"
I play a tune on my mandolin as loud as I can.

Rolled 1 = 1

No.121222

Light a torch and throw it into the nearest hole, looking around inside.

Rolled 1 + 1 = 2

No.121223

>>121219
You briefly remember the tactic of using noise and/or smoke to drive wild animals out of their holes.

>>121220
Your squeaky ball, as amazing as it may be, does not squeak loud enough at all to make any difference

>>121221
You accidentally drop your mandolin from the air onto the ground

>>121222
You decide to save up on using torches by lighting your mane on fire and then jumping inside one of the holes on ground level

Wait that's a terrible idea!

No.121224

>>121223
NOOOOO
I fly down and try to grab it before it hits the ground!

Rolled 2 = 2

No.121225

>>121223
"Whoa, where's the fire?"
I lope over to the hole he just jumped down.

No.121226

>>121223
>>121223
>Wait that's a terrible idea!
…so did I not do that?

No.121227

>>121226
You did

But you realized it too late

No.121228

>>121223
"AHHH THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"
I jump off and pat out Mwandishi's mane

Rolled 6 = 6

No.121229

>>121224

Rolled 2 = 2

No.121230

>>121223
I start beating rocks together to try and make lots of noise.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.121231

>>121227
Stop drop and roll.

Rolled 5 = 5

No.121232

>>121226
>>121229
You fail to reach your mandolin in time. Even Bon Voyage fails to grasp it with her telekinesis before it hits the ground with a loud smack.

Luckily for you it is an ethereal weapon and can thus withstand a beating. There isn't any damage to the instrument but it does seem a little out of tune.

No.121233

>>121232
Fuck it, cacophony is a lot more noticeable anyways. Play it!

Rolled 6 = 6

No.121234

>>121228
>>121231
With combined efforts, you manage to extinguish the fire before it does some serious damage. Mwandishi's mane is pretty charred though, but nothing permanent.

Bon Voyage can't help but crack a small smile, which she fails to hide despite her efforts

>>121225
Looks like the fire is under control now. Both of them are standing at the entrance of one of the holes right now.

>>121230
You start smashing two rocks together and while it causes some racket, it's probably not enough to draw attention. You're going to need more noise than that. Possibly some smoke too. Maybe even walk inside one of the holes a bit and make noise while doing so.

No.121235

>>121234
>Bon Voyage can't help but crack a small smile, which she fails to hide despite her efforts
"Heh heh does the new hairdo look as cool as it feels?"

Rolled 1 = 1

No.121240

>>121234
I start gathering wood for a big fire.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.121241

>>121234
"Hey I don't think there's any landy snakes here. Maybe they're all afraid of us!"
I go into a hole, squeaking my ball

Rolled 3 = 3

No.121243

>>121240
I assist, looking for anything that might help.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.121244

>>121235
The mare is unable to hold her laughter any longer and burst out into a giggling fit, dropping onto her back in the process

You must be the ugliest thing to walk this earth! You suddenly feel a lot less confident about yourself and your appearance.

>>121240
>>121243
The two of you gather enough wood to make a pretty big fire and pile it together at one of the entrances of the holes. Bon Voyage lights it on fire using her magic again.

>>121241
You trip and fall facefirst into the ground, hurting your poor nose.

No.121245

>>121244
Did anyone see that?!
Rolling to not feel embarassed either way

Rolled 6 = 6

No.121246

>>121233
You play an awfully out of tune song near the entrance, but still no sign of any giant snakes.

You briefly wonder if it might be better to make noise all at the same time

No.121247

>>121244
"Stuck up pony bitch."
Turn around and hang out near Melody.

No.121248

>>121245
Well yeah, you were perfectly in sight of the entire party. You blush slightly in embarrassment.

No.121249

>>121246
"All together, everyone."
I start banging a large rock against the entrance of a cave.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.121250

>>121248
"Be careful! I-I think one of those eels tripped me!"
Squeak my ball again

Rolled 4 = 4

No.121251

>>121249
I take out my frustration on a rock, too.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.121252

>>121244
"Hey now! Not cool Bonny!"
>>121249
I start playing my mandolin and singing.

Rolled 4 = 4

No.121253

>>121244
I look at the fire and wonder what might happen if I put herbs in it.

Rolled 4 = 4

No.121255

>>121251
You hit your hoof pretty hard against one of the nearby rocks. It hurts like fuck.

Bon has stopped laughing in the meantime and approaches you looking concerned

"Hey, I'm sorry… I didn't think you'd take it this badly. I shouldn't have laughed at you like that."

>>121252
"I know, I know, I'm sorry. That was just downright mean of me."

>>121253
You might make the area smell like herbs. Or make the entire party high in a very dangerous area.

>>121252
>>121250
>>121249
Your efforts don't provoke any reaction, you'll need more.

No.121256

>>121255
Squeak again! And sing too!

Rolled 7 = 7

No.121257

>>121255
>"Hey, I'm sorry… I didn't think you'd take it this badly. I shouldn't have laughed at you like that."
"It's okay. I did look pretty foolish."

Rolled 8 = 8

No.121258

>>121255
I start yelling while banging the rock.

Rolled 7 = 7

No.121259

>>121255
I start banging some rocks together instead.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.121260

>>121255
Louder!
Think back to that jackass of a choir director! LOUDER!

Rolled 4 = 4

No.121262

>>121260
Join in.

Rolled 4 = 4

No.121263

>>121257
"No, that was terrible of me. I'd hate it if my mane got burned off too by-"

>>121256
>>121258
>>121259
>>121260
The mare is interrupted as rumbling can be heard. It seems to be getting louder by the second too.

"Uhhhh…"

No.121265

>>121263
"Deja vu."

Jump up on one of the rocks we weren't beating on.

No.121266

>>121263
"Everybody get back!"
I run away from the tunnel entrance.

No.121267

>>121263
"Ohgoshnope"
I hide behind Pejula

No.121269

>>121266
"Whoa, shakin'"

I follow her.

No.121271

>>121263
I take to the sky and wait for whatever's coming to pop out.

No.121274

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As the rumbling becomes louder and louder the party starts looking for safe spots. Suddenly a large head pokes out of one of the holes and looks around. Its head alone is bigger than Pejula's entire body. It lets out a screech as it spots the party and lunges at them, a large part of its scaly body also revealing.

Everyone roll.

No.121276

>>121274

Rolled 5 = 5

No.121277

>>121274
I attack it!
Beat it's head in!

Rolled 9 + 2 = 11

No.121278

>>121274
"EEK!"

Rolled 7 = 7

No.121280

>>121274
I try to chop off some of its skin with my tomahawk.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.121281

>>121274
Shoot it!

Rolled 5 = 5

No.121282

>>121278
Oops! I swing at it

No.121284

>>121277
Melody boldly charges in instead, swinging her mandolin with all her might at the creature's head. The mandolin passes through, though Melody can feel some resistance. The creature screeches in pain and before it can lash out at her she has already flown up a little to keep out of range.

>>121278
You deftly jump out of the beasts' way thanks to your goatish agility and remain unharmed.

>>121280
You barely manage to dodge the creature as it tries to bite you with its huge fangs. You try to get some skin off with your tomahawk but fail to cut any off after your dodge attempt.

>>121276
>>121281
The two of you are smashed aside by the creature's massive head and are sent skidding over the rocky ground.

Bon Voyage runs away and hides behind a tree, the mare obviously not keen on battling.

No.121287

>>121284
Climb to my hooves and try shooting it again.

Rolled 5 = 5

No.121291

>>121284
>forgetting my +1
I attack it again.

Rolled 1 + 1 = 2

No.121293

>>121284
I charge at it with my small goat horns

Rolled 8 = 8

No.121294

>>121287

>>121291
Fuck, I'm sorry. I'll let you reroll that one for that.

No.121295

>>121294
H-here I go.

Rolled 5 + 1 = 6

No.121296

>>121284
Animal Mastery!

Rolled 2 = 2

No.121298

>>121284
Pull back and play an Inspiring tune!

Rolled 3 + 2 = 5

No.121300

>>121287
You scramble back onto your hooves and aim your pistol but are forced to jump aside as the creature sends a large rock crashing your way.

>>121293
You lower your head and start a glorious charge like a knight charging into battle. Unfortunately, your horns are so small that the Quarray Eel doesn't even notice the poke you gave him.

>>121295
You hit it on the snout with your tomahawk as it lunges at you, causing it to recoil back. Before it can counterattack however Dun >>121296 draws its attention enough for it to lunge at him instead. The creature opens its large maw and tries to bite down on the unfortunate donkey. Instead, it pins Dun down inside its maw. The beast is now trying to swallow Dun whole.

>>121298
Your terribly out of tune song fails to inspire either parties

No.121303

>>121300
"Spit him out!"
I hit it again.

Rolled 1 + 1 = 2

No.121304

>>121300
"Funny talky guy noooo!"
I smack it with my staff
"Out with him!"

Rolled 2 = 2

No.121306

>>121300
…Well forget that!
Beat it's head in so it'll spit Dun out!

Rolled 4 + 2 = 6

No.121307

>>121300
"Gah!"
Stand my ground and aim for the beast's head. That'll make it spit the donkey out.

Rolled 3 = 3

No.121310

>>121300
"Aw duuuude, this is not radical at all!"

I immediately start lighting up herbs in its mouth.

"You need to chill, you slippery enchilada!"

Rolled 6 = 6

No.121313

>>121303
The creature smashes you in the side using its head. Despite your size, the blow still sends you flying and crashing into the cliffside. You are really dazed by the blow and suffer -2 to all your actions until the end of battle.

>>121304
You boop it on the nose using your staff. It then headbutts you back in return and sends you flying a few meters backwards

You are slightly dazed and suffer -2 to your next action

>>121306
You swing your mandolin and hit the beast on its head, making it wince slightly

>>121307
You completely miss your shot. It hits the cliff instead and ricochets into the ground.

>>121310
You cause the creature to gag slightly as you light up some herbs. After a few moments it throws up, covering you in snake puke. At least it has stopped trying to swallow you.

No.121314

>>121313
Tuck the pistol back into my pack and try to hide against the cliff-face.

Rolled 8 + 2 = 10

No.121315

>>121313
"You're okay! …And you smell icky. Blech!"
I smack it with my staff again

Rolled 4 - 2 = 2

No.121320

>>121313
I yell a war cry and charge back into the fight.

Rolled 7 - 1 = 6

No.121323

>>121313
Do that again!

Rolled 10 + 2 = 12

No.121326

>>121313
"Aw, come on, big dude. It's good for ya."

I set down the burning herbs and start kicking at the teeth.

Rolled 9 = 9

No.121327

>>121314
You are one stealthy motherfucker. You completely disappear from sight, somehow blending into the rocky cliff really well.

+2 to your next action

You could try and cut some of its skin from this favorable position. Or just keep killing the beast and collect some skin afterwards.

>>121315
You pull the same trick as before and the same thing happens

-2 to next turn

>>121320
>>121323
The both of you charge in and start battering the creature on the head. It starts bleeding and screeching loudly in pain allowing Dun >>121326 to hop out, the herbs still in the snake's maw.

No.121329

>>121327
I sneak up and cut some skin from the beast.

No point in upsetting the natural balance on the island.

Rolled 1 + 2 = 3

No.121330

I keep attacking it.

Rolled 9 - 1 = 8

No.121332

>>121327
I'm gonna go ahead and bop it with my big strong tiny goat horns again

Rolled 7 - 2 = 5

No.121334

>>121327
I play an Inspiring war song!
"C'mon, let's finish this thing!"

Rolled 1 + 2 = 3

No.121338

>>121327
"C'mon, man! Let it take you places!"

Animal Mastery again!

Rolled 7 = 7

No.121343

>>121329
You sneak up on the creature from behind, intend on getting some of its skin. Instead, you are caught by its trashing body and thrown away, crashing into the ground pretty hard. Your nose is bleeding heavily and you are pretty dazed

-2 to all actions for the rest of combat.

>>121332
Your charge once again has no real effect as the beast ignores you

>>121334
You play the tune of a very famous song that preaches about the inferiority of non-unicorn races.

It's a little unsettling

-2 to partyactions next turn

>>121338
The beast noticeably calms down as the effects of the herbs set in. It still appears hostile, but less so.

>>121330
You keep hitting it on the hit with your tomahawk, creating larger and larger cuts where more and more blood starts streaming out of.

No.121345

>>121343
Try hiding again.

Rolled 8 + 2 = 10

No.121346

>>121345
-2, rather

Rolled 1 + 2 = 3

No.121347

>>121343
I try to heal Mwandishi (talent canceling out -2)

Rolled 7 = 7

No.121349

>>121343
I use Natural Remedy on Mwandishi.

Rolled 3 - 2 = 1

No.121351

>>121343
…Well fuck.
Hit it?

Rolled 9 - 2 = 7

No.121352

>>121343
"Yeah, let's all be groovy together!"

Natural Remedy on Mwandishi.

Rolled 4 = 4

No.121356

>5 AM

[PAUSED]

Sorry for the cliffhanger, we'll resolve this tomorrow or the day after

No.130670

Last time on Kandoo quest the party set out to gather the second component for the special weapon enchantment, namely the skin of a quarray eel. After a bit of noisemaking and setting up a small fire, a single eel appeared out of one of the caves to see what all the racket was about. The party fought the eel, some more successful than others, and have now weakened it to the point that the beast is barely able to counterattack. The party could try and cut off some skin and keep the beast alive. Or you can just kill it and collect the skin once it's dead.

>>121345
>4
You stumble around a bit, dazed by the continuous blows from the giant snake as well as blood loss

>>121347
His nose stops bleeding…

>>121349
Only to start pouring blood out again for some reason. Mwandishi falls on the ground unconscious. It seems like Natural Remedy has the opposite effect on the zebra now, hurting him rather than healing him.

Mwandishi can either be waken up or wake up himself. He needs healing as quick as possible though.

>>121351
Using your mandolin as a makeshift club, you slam it onto the head of the landsnake. The ethereal mandolin passes through, the creature roaring in pain as his eyes go cross for some reason.

>>121351
You decide not to use that on Mwandishi given the recent events.

[PLAY]

No.130681

>>130670
I try to cut off some of the eel's skin with my tomahawk.

Rolled 4 + 1 = 5

No.130684

>>130681
That should be a three.

No.130686

>>130670
Try to wake up!

Rolled 5 = 5

No.130687

>>130670
Try to heal the heck out of Mwandishi!

Rolled 6 + 2 = 8

No.130689

>>130670
I attempt to whack off some scales.

Rolled 8 = 8

No.130690

>>130686
You can't quite collect yourself and just continue lying on the ground, drooling a little.

>>130687
Well you stop the severe bleeding. He's still unconscious though and will probably be pretty groggy once he wakes up.

>>130681
You are too distracted by Mwandishi's condition and your involvement in causing it.

>>130689
You hit the snake a few times with your staff, but the skin wont come loose. Looks like you'll need a sharp object to cut it. Maybe even a sharp rock would do the trick.

The quarray eel is rocking back and forth, the herbs having confused it to the point where it is oblivious to its surroundings.

Bon Voyage peeks from behind her hiding spot and throws a few small rocks at the landsnake, which doesn't seem to care or notice.

No.130691

>>130690
Try to wake up again

Rolled 6 = 6

No.130692

>>130690
I try the same thing again.

Rolled 7 - 1 = 6

No.130693

>>130690
Another heal on Mwandishi for good measure

Rolled 10 + 2 = 12

No.130694

>>130690
I attempt to find a rock to use.

Rolled 1 = 1

No.130696

>>130691
You open up one eye and wince slightly, the sharp outside light making your head hurt. Your mind is very hazy right now but you are conscious again.

>>130692
You charge at the eel and slash your tomahawk at its underbelly, cutting loose some of its soft skin.

>>130693
Both your little horns light up with a bright flash and Mwandishi is surrounded by a pink aura. He immediately feels rejuvenated. All the pain and haziness has left his body and he even feels a little happier than before.

Thought you might wanted some help Pommy!

>>130694
You stump your hoof against a rather large rock, making you wince in pain. That's gonna hurt for a while.

No.130697

>>130696
"Aw, weak."

I keep looking.

Rolled 6 = 6

No.130698

>>130696
I grab the skin and run away.
"Run! I have the skin!"

No.130699

>>130698
"Right behind ya!"
I hop on Pejula's back

No.130700

>>130698
"Wha-
"Yeah, let's get out of here!"

No.130702

>>130698
>>130699
>>130700
"That is the best idea I've heard all darn day!"

Bon Voyage jumps from behind her cover and quickly drags >>130697 along with her as she follows Pejula.

The party leaves the confused quarray eel behind, having gotten what they came for and deciding not to kill the creature. They run for a while and only slow down when they are in the thick of the forest again.

No.130704

>>130702
I stop to catch my breath.
"Are we ready to go back to the old seadog?"

No.130706

>>130702
I shiver
"No more landy snakes please. I hate snakes!"

No.130707

>>130700
"Are… are you alright? You got beat up pretty hard by that… thing."

She shudders as she thinks about the creature.

>>130706
"You and I both…"

No.130708

>>130702
I stop along with everyone else, panting hard, before I let out a loud whoop.
"Whew! That sure was some fuckin' snake man! Where to now though?"
>>130706
"Yeah, agreed."

No.130709

>>130707
I breath in, puff out my chest, and utter in as manly a way possible,"I've had worse."

Rolling for manliness.

Rolled 4 = 4

No.130710

>>130704
"Yeah, back to the Cap'n"
I hop off Pejula and try to lift her up

Rolled 8 = 8

No.130711

>>130709
I stick my hoof in his face.
"How dare you not tell me you had any allergies! I nearly killed you with something that should have made you well!"

No.130712

>>130709
A clear waver can be heard in your voice as you say this making it not sound very convincing.

Bon cocks an eyebrow with a slight smile

"Yeah you'll be fine, tough guy."

>>130710
Goats, unlike ants, cannot lift several times their weight without divine help.

No.130713

>>130711
"Allergies are a myth perpetuated by the herbal-industrial complex."

No.130714

>>130707
>>130708
"I dunno, he seemed like a swell dude to me."

Rolled 1 = 1

No.130715

>>130713
"Hmff. Fine."

>>130710
"What are you doing?"

No.130716

>>130714
No he wasn't, what an awful monster that actually was! Just thinking about being close to it again makes you shiver in sheer terror. You now have a fear of giant snakes.

No.130717

>>130715
"Well I said I'd carry you on the way back."
I pant a bit
"I think that eel scared the strength out of me. Next time for sure, okay?"

No.130718

>>130713
I raise an eyebrow at him,
"…Then what was that back there?"

No.130719

>>130717
After a few seconds I crack a small smile.
"Next time. We should get going now."
I start walking back to the dog's house.

No.130720

>>130718
"…acid flashback."

No.130721

>>130720
"Duuuuuuuuuuuude."

No.130722

>>130719
I follow

No.130723

>>130719
"Agreed. Back to the cap'n."

>>130721
"Manehattan's crazy."

No.130724

>>130719
I follow.
>>130720
"That made you start gushing blood from your nose? Man, not even damn sugar addicts get it that bad!"
>>130723
"We should totally go back there though once we get outta here."

No.130725

>>130719
>>130722
The party makes their way through the forest again, retracing their steps all the way back to the hut of the diamond dog. Thorn is nowhere to be seen though. There is a note pinned on the door.

No.130727

>>130725
I fly over and snatch it off.
What's it say?

No.130728

>>130725
I read the note.

No.130729

>>130725
I hop up and snat—

>>130727
"Hey! Can I read it? Please? It looks so delicious!"

No.130730

>>130729
"Man, you can't eat that. It hasn't been nearly seasoned enough."

No.130733

>>130727
The good captain seems to have gone off to go do some fishing. There is a crudely drawn map on the back of the paper which shows you the location of the Star Cave (Ursa Major lair), the Magma falls (Dragon hangout) and a location in the middle of the forest marked as Demonwood (Here be armor).

The book Thorn read from earlier is lying on the table inside the hut, in case the party requires instructions. Or you could just go hunt the dog down.

No.130734

>>130730
"I don't care! I'm hungry again… unless you got something to spice it up? Do ya?"

No.130735

>>130733
"I propose we check out the bear."

No.130736

>>130733
I flip through his book.

>>130735
"Yes."

No.130737

>>130734
"Yeah, I got some good stuff if you're hungry."

>>130736
I peer at the book as well.

No.130738

>>130736
It seems like either Thorn himself or someone else wrote this as some sort of journal with information on all of the creatures and beings present on this strange island.

No.130739

>>130735
"Fine by me."
>>130733
>>130736
>>130737
I look through the book as well, looking for information on the Ursa Major.

No.130740

>>130738
Is there anything about the thing supposedly keeping us on this island?

No.130741

>>130738
I just stare and drool a bit at the book

No.130742

>>130739
Ursa major and ursa minor are gigantic magical bears with strange fur that looks like the night sky. The ursa minor is nearly as big as an adult dragon, and the ursa major is many times larger still. When confronted with these huge creatures, fleeing and hiding is the best course of action.

>>130740
The island is not wholly real, it exists in a separate realm beyond our world. Caesar seems to have taken refuge in this place for whatever reason. Whether or not he is the one responsible for its existence or just a mere discoverer of it is unknown. How people and creatures end up here seems completely random, even Caesar doesn't control it. What he does control is the only known exit.

No.130743

>>130742
"That seems like pretty sophisticated knowledge for a sea captain to know…"

No.130744

>>130742
Are there any tips for harvesting fur from an Ursa Major?

No.130745

>>130744
Don't do it.

No.130746

>>130743
"Maybe, but he has been here a long time."

No.130747

I hop up and down
"Let's go see the bear already!"

No.130748

>>130746
"I dunno, it seems weird…"

No.130749

I put the book back and start walking off to where the map said the ursa major lives.

No.130750

>>130747
"Yes."
"I can try to sneak up on it…
"Of course that didn't work against the snake."

No.130751

>>130750
"Let me do it this time then. I can be sneaky!"

No.130752

>>130750
"Yeah, but snakes can feel vibrations in the ground man. I'm sure it'll be different for a bear!"
>>130751
"…I think you're a bit too jumpy to be sneaky. Sorry man."

No.130753

>>130752
"Aww…"

>>130749
I follow!

No.130755

>>130753
I slouch along after them.

No.130757

>>130753
I follow as well.


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