>>100434"Let's just go with the old standby."
"Zebrabwe calling to the faraway towns,
Now that war is declared-and battle come down,
Zebrabwe calling to the colonial frontier,
Coming out of the cupboard, all you stallions and mares.
Zebrabwe calling, now don't look at us,
Now that phoney Celestia has bitten the dust,
Zebrabwe calling, see we ain't got no swing,
'Cept for the ring of that truncheon thing…"
Rolled 8 = 8