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No.199267

LAST TIME ON THE EYE OF THE STORM

Our heroes were summoned by the council of Port-o-bella and were given their mission: to put an end to the vile disasters punishing the entire archipelago.

The party met up with Captain North Star, commanding officer of the ship they will be traveling with, the Wavedancer. The party also met Talon Silverwing, self-proclaimed famous griffon explorer and his servant, Cotton the zebra, who will also be along for the ride.

When we left off Scaeva and Southern Sands were chillin' in some hammocks belowdecks. Southern Seas was looking for the unicorn mare she spotted earlier. Shaky and Nurse Helping Hooves were still on the dock with the Captain. The ship will be leaving within the hour.

The captain tells you there is another pony they are waiting on.

No.199274

Keep looking for her!

Roll #0 5 = 5

No.199279

Still waiting for Nopo to start

>>199274
Ah, there she is! In the room right next to the captain's quarters!

The room isn't very big and has no windows, but she still somehow managed to fill half of the place up already with scrolls and other belongings in such a short time. Looks like she's sorting and putting everything in order right now. Very elegantly so, with that unicorn telekinesis of hers.

No.199290

>>199279
"Shall we board, Captain?"

No.199291

>>199290
She magics out a small notebook and flips through some of the pages

"You may go ahead, but we're still short on one passenger, so I'm waiting."

That one passenger being DM's character

No.199299

>>199267
look around to see who's doing what

Roll #0 4 = 4

No.199302

>>199299
That other tribal mare is lying in one of those comfy hammocks just like you are. Aside from that nothing matters to you, because you are in a hammock and they are not.

And by the moon are they missing out!

No.199306

>>199291
"Well, I will be onboard if you are looking for me… or I could wait by your quarters too~"

No.199308

>>199302
hell yea they are!
"I wonder when this thing is taking off. I'd rather not be kept waiting…."
should I leave my hammock and ask why?

Roll #0 3 = 3

No.199309

>>199306
She pretends not to hear you and keeps flipping pages

No.199322

>>199308
Have you seen that scorching hot sun outside? Why would you leave belowdecks?

No.199325

>>199309
I roll my eyes.
I'm still going to tap that
I enter the ship and look for a place to rest.

No.199331

>>199279
"Hm… Hello? Are you.. Are you by any chance studying the events?"

No.199337

>>199322
maaan fuck that
is anyone else here? anything interesting to look at?

Roll #0 8 = 8

No.199339

I attempt to find the captain
He must be dressed fancily
Oh how I adore those naval outfits
Such nice gold detailing…
'1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

No.199342

>>199325
There are a lot of hammocks belowdecks

Some of your companions have already settled down in them

>>199331
She quickly turns around to face you. She blinks in confusion a few times and looks you over.

"Hello there, who are you exactly? Part of the crew perhaps?"

She wrinkles her nose a little

"Ah, no matter. I am Wysteria, I am indeed a scholar and researcher hailing from faraway Canterlot."

>>199337
Well there are a lot of ponies on this ship, you could try talking to them.
Or maybe see where that other tribal pony went?

>>199339
Yes she is. She's pretty easy to find, standing on the dock like that dressed in a very neat and tidy dark blue uniform and hat. The mare appears to be flipping through a small notebook.

No.199344

>>199342
Might as well see if the ship has any kind of medical staff or medicine to speak of.
Below decks I go!

Roll #0 3 = 3

No.199345

>>199342
Bedtime now
Unless I can find a mare on deck who looks like an easy lay
And looks good, too
'1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

No.199347

>>199342
nah, I'll head up on deck and take a leisurely walk around

Roll #0 4 = 4

No.199349

>>199342
"Oh that's.. Nice?
I've never heard of it to be honest.
But does it mean you are the brightest among your tribe?"

No.199351

>>199342
Oh my
So nice
I wish I had one…
"Ahem. Greetings, fair captain of this fine vessel, I understand you are in search of able bodies?"

No.199359

>>199344
You find Southern Sands talking to the unicorn mare dressed in white robes you saw earlier.

Her room appears to be very messy and filled with scrolls and other various items.

>>199345
There's plenty of mares in the crew, but all are busy working busily on the ship, just like the captain ordered them to.

>>199347
The crew is busy putting everything in place right now. The sun is high in the sky, reigning heat onto the surface and reflecting quite beautifully off of the blue sea.

>>199351
She looks up to meet your eyes and seems to hesitate for a moment.

"Why… yes. And you are… Halion, correct? You are the last one to arrive if that's the case."

>>199349
She chuckles

"I am charmed by your assumption, but I'm afraid I'm not. I suppose you could say I am among the brightest though, but by no means the brightest of them all."

No.199360

>>199359
pull my hood further over my head to shield from the sun and look out to the sea
"…"

Roll #0 10 = 10

No.199361

>>199359
I knock on the door frame.
"Hello there! I'm Helping Hooves, by any chance do you know if this ship has any medical staff and/or medicine supplies, Miss…?"

No.199363

>>199351
Bah, disturbing that might ruin my chances with the captain…

Bed time, find a hammock and get some rest.

No.199366

>>199359
"Ah yes, than I am. A please to be here.
Though I must admit, in the excitement of it all, I seem to have forgotten what I signed up for."

No.199368

>>199359
"Oh…"
Drop my hears a little
"But. If you have made it here from as far as you say, you must have some idea on what this is!
Let me indtroduce myself, I'm Sands, Great Doctor of the Southern tribe, and I'm here to save my home from these… Events."
Drop my gaze, too
"Unsuccessfully so far."

No.199369

>>199359
Is there anything happening where I'm at?
>>199368
You are seas, not sands!

No.199370

No.199373

>>199360
It looks absolutely magnificent and just adds to the atmosphere of oncoming adventure and exciting travels. It inspires you greatly and fills you with happiness

+1 to your next roll

>>199361
"Professor Wysteria. I am well versed in equine biology, yes. But the actual ship's surgeon is miss Bon Appetite, I am just a mere passenger."

>>199363
You settle down in the hammock next to Southern Sands. Very comfy indeed.

>>199366
The unicorn chuckles quietly

"Right. No doubt you have heard about the strange weather phenomenons and natural disasters ravaging the archipelago? The council has hired a bunch of adventurers to figure out what is causing it and to possibly even fix it. They are… quite desperate you see. You and the rest of the group will be in charge of this expedition."

>>199368
"I would be lying if I said I had any idea as to what might be causing this. But hopefully this expedition will shed some light on the situation."

>>199369
Shaky is lying in the hammock next to you.

No.199377

>>199373
"Please then, tell me, where is the ship going?"

No.199378

>>199373
"Ah yes, that does seem like a thing I signed up for. An adventure! A proper one! And with a unicorn! How splendid. Did I mention I adore unicorns? Your horns are so nice. And you are so cultured! Oh but I'm talking too much. Am I talking too much? Captain."

No.199380

>>199373
I sigh and take a sip from my bottle of rum.
"This is taking forever."

No.199382

>>199380
"Tell me about it!"

I chuckle.
"Not that I don't have ideas to pass the time, but still. I hope the pay will be good, don't you?"

No.199385

>>199377
"The… captain did not tell you? Golden Landing is our destination."

>>199378
"Uh… right of course. Horns are very nice."

She shifts on her hooves uncomfortably

"Why don't we board the ship then? I've proposed to the rest of the expedition we sail for Golden Landing first. There is a information broker there that might be able to help us, I've already sent word we will be heading there to meet him."

No.199387

>>199382
"I don't care. Me and me sister be here ta save de island."

No.199389

>>199385
"No she was speaking with dat stupid bird updeck!
And what we looking for, dere?"

No.199390

>>199387
"Pff, you're just like everypony else, always with saving this, saving that, never enjoying yourself a bit!"

No.199392

>>199390
I put my bottle away and pretend to snore.

No.199393

>>199385
"A fine plan befitting a fine captain of a fine vessel. I assume I can acquaint myself with those who I shall be joining there?"

No.199394

>>199388
"I believe we'll want to gather some information first, to know what we're looking for exactly. From what I've been told by miss North Star, I know there is a information broker there that might have some clues for us. I don't rightfully know very much about the city itself though, my apologies."

No.199395

>>199392
I try to go to sleep too, and mutter to myself.
"Yeah, well your sister is much more fun anyway."

No.199397

>>199394
Groan
"It's allright.
Our job is to study and reasearch, no fun if it's too easy."
Take my leave and locate the others.

No.199398

>>199395
"Didja say somthing?"
Rolling to hear

Roll #0 9 = 9

No.199400

>>199393
She nods and motions to the ship

"They are all aboard. Looks like my crew have finished preparations too, so we'll leave port soon enough."

She walks on the wooden gangway, gently pushing you along with her magic. Once aboard, she shouts some quick, stern orders and the crew jump in action. Loosening the ropes tied to the dock and manning their posts.

>>199398
Oh you heard that alright, crystal clear

>>199397
Your sister and Shaky are in the hammocks
Scaeva is staring out at the horizon on deck
The griffon and his servant are still on the deck
There is a very fluffy diamond dog you didn't notice before standing with the captain.

Looks like the ship is going to be leaving

No.199403

>>199373
"Nice to meet you Professor Wysteria. And Bon Appetite is the surgeon? i shall go see her immediately then!"
Try to find her.

Roll #0 7 = 7

No.199405

>>199400
keep watching as the sailors go about their business. rolling to be as out of the way as possible

Roll #0 7 + 1 = 8

No.199406

>>199400
Okay!
Drop on mah sista!
"Hey hun! Any fun here?"
Try to be cute.

Roll #0 3 = 3

No.199407

>>199398
"Nothing, nothing…"

>>199406
"Hey there, sweet stuff!"

No.199408

Observe the ship
Surely it is a fine vessel?
I mean, it is captained by a unicorn and all.
And where might my comrades be?
'1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

No.199409

>>199400
I turn my side and mutter loudly
"Ya should see the new year's party at de tribe…"
>>199406
"Absolutely nuthin!"

Roll #0 6 = 6

No.199410

>>199407
"Oh you smooth talker~"
>>199409
[Tribe language]"Is he allright?"[Tribe language]

No.199412

>>199410
[tribe language]"Alright?"[tribe language]

No.199413

>>199410
>>199412
"What are you two talking about, huh?"

No.199414

>>199403
You leave the mare to her work and ask around for this Bon Apetite. You find the pegasus mare in the storage room checking down a list and look over the crates

>>199405
It's like you aren't even there. None shall be obstructed by your corporeal form.

>>199408
It's quite small, yet sturdy looking and very well maintained.

And gods know where your companions might be between all these crewmembers…

>>199406
You blew the wind out of her, that's not exactly cute.

At least you tried.

The ship will leave the harbor soon. A timeskip of 2 days will follow afterwards

No.199415

>>199412
[TL]"Ya know, in dat way. Score him! He looks sweet!"[/TL]
>>199413
"Lotions and hoofcure!"

No.199419

>>199415
"Oh, only that? You wouldn't lie to me, would you?"
Word in your Ear

Roll #0 3 + 2 = 5

No.199421

>>199414
Well balls.
Now how might a up and coming adventurer find one's comrades in this mess hm hm hm… what would a Unicorn do?
Magic most likely.
But I don't know any magic.
Maybe I'll ask someone

Grab the closest living being and ask it where the group hired for expeditioning is located
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

No.199424

>>199414
"Uh, Miss Bon Appetite?"

Roll #0 4 = 4

No.199425

>>199415
[TL]"He be more interested in ya."[/TL]
I snort.
>>199419
"Nah, we wouldn't wanna upset ya, would we?"

No.199427

>>199414
such wondrous uniformity
wink at the captain if she can see me, then head below deck and out of the sun to my hammock

Roll #0 9 = 9

No.199428

>>199419
"Uh… No, I wouldn't! What's wrong with you?"
>>199425
[TL]"Yeah but he's getting kinda creepy anyway…[/TL]

No.199431

>>199425
>>199428
"I was just asking… Your exotic tounge is unknown for me yet, you know… Can't blame my curiosity, now can we?"

I chuckle.

No.199432

>>199428
"It be how these city folk be."
I turn on my hammock again.
"C'mon, git some sleep, will ya? We be leavin' soon."

No.199435

>>199421
All of the crewmembers are in too much of a rush right now to talk.

All but a griffon and a zebra standing together doing nothing and a cloaked mare doing her best not to stand out too much.

>>199424
The mare turns her head to you

"Oui, zat is me! Bonjour! I am very busyyyy!"

>>199427
She seems a little uncomfortable at seeing that

Shaky and the tribal sisters are there too

No.199437

>>199431
"But Ah told you! What's all 'bout lying and stuff?"
>>199432
"Shake yer rump sista, lemme git in bed!"

No.199439

>>199437
"I'm sorry for accusing yourself for such things… Let me make up for it, you can sleep with me tonight~"

No.199440

>>199435
plop back into my hammock and get comfortable
"have you all gotten reacquainted with yourselves? while I'm here"

No.199442

>>199437
Give him a flat stare.
"Dat's not how it works, big boy."

No.199443

>>199437
"Just hop in and hope the hammock holds~"
>>199440
"While yer here what?"

No.199445

>>199440
"I hope you don't cause too much trouble while I'm here words…"
try to fall asleep

Roll #0 1 = 1

No.199446

>>199435
"Ah, with what? Taking inventory? I'm a nurse and I'd like to offer my assistance to you!"

No.199447

>>199435
Curses
Foiled once again
Lets see hmm…
No, those would be the obvious solution.
And obvious solutions are for dogs.
But maybe they know who knows who to ask about finding the adventurers!
Genius. Pure genius I am.
Attempt to make my way to these mysterious mystery members!
brb

No.199450

>>199443
Jumping in and rolling for quality bedding.
>>199439
>
>>199442

Roll #0 3 = 3

No.199452

>>199445
You are wide fucking awake right now.

Goddamn, this is not the time to sleep. You feel like you just drank six gallons of coffee and twenty pounds of sugar. Now way you'll be able to sleep for the next 24 hours or so.

>>199446
"Oh, bonjour mademoiselle! I am ze ship's cook and surgeon! And oui, I am taking ze stock, but I tzink I vill be fine on my own. Thank you for ze offer though! Vhat is your name again, did you say?"

No.199457

>>199442
"I was just making an offer for you to sleep comfortable, sweetie."

No.199460

>>199452
"Helping Hooves! And are you sure you'll be fine on your own?"

No.199461

>>199452
alright yea think about ways to make the captain more uncomfortable then
timeskip whenever

Roll #0 3 = 3

No.199464

>>199457
"Oh! Must be a city pony thing!
Lemme try dat!"
Jump over to his bed, roll for comfiness.

Roll #0 8 = 8

No.199466

>>199464
I chuckle.
"See, that wasn't so hard, was it?"

No.199468

>>199466
"Yeah, it's not hard at all!"
Turn to Sands
"Sista, I'll bunk here tonight! It's just so soft!"

Roll #0 4 = 4

No.199471

>>199468
I speak quietly.
"We could change that if there weren't so many ponies around, hehe~"

No.199472



TWO DAYS LATER

The Waverunner is nearing the port of Golden Landing after a rather uneventful journey. Thankfully no harsh weather has been encountered thus far, although today it is rather cloudy. Each member of the party has been approached by a crewmember, informing them that the captain wishes to speak with them in her quarters.

It's safe to assume all of you have at least met each other during this time

No.199474

>>199472
head there and sit in a corner, study the place

Roll #0 8 = 8

No.199475

>>199472
I secure my daggers at my side.
"Time to get things done, it seems. I was staring to get bored anyway…"

No.199476

>>199472
Head over there and salute!

No.199478

>>199468
"Ya, I bet he's soft alright."
>>199472
I wait outside the cabin until the DM shows up again.

No.199483

>>199471
"But It'd be bad to sleep!"
>>199472
Get my potions and herbs in order, and then head there.

No.199484

>>199483
[TL]"Sleep didn't matter in last years harvest party~"[TL]

No.199485

have I found the party yet in those two days?
'1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

No.199486

>>199485
>>199472
>It's safe to assume all of you have at least met each other during this time

No.199488

>>199484
[TL]"I'm not always like that, sista! You are the one who shakes her flank off everywhere!"[/TL]
>>199485
Has the party found you?
'1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

No.199489

>>199488
[TL]"Even I have better taste than that[TL]
I nod towards Shaky

No.199490

>>199486
Assumptions are for fools
>>199488
…what does this primitive pony want of me?
"Hello?"

No.199491

>>199489
"Huh? Is she talking about me?"

No.199492

>>199474
>>199475
>>199476
>>199478
>>199480
>>199481
>>199483
>>199484
You enter the captain's quarters at her request. The room is richly decorated with all sorts of impressive craft work. She sitting behind a sturdy wooden desk, seemingly writing on a piece of parchment as you enter and she looks up to meet your eyes.

"Ah, there you are. Good."

She gets up and walks around her desk, looking you all over.

"Enjoyed the trip so far?"

>>199485
I don't know, have you?

No.199493

>>199492
Bah. To hell with these so called adventurers.
To the captain! At least I can find her.

No.199494

>>199492
"It's been an experience! What'd you call us here for?"

No.199495

>>199492
"Could have enjoyed it better. So now that we're here, what's next?"

No.199496

>>199492
"most definitely. the sights have been fair, as much as the weather and sleeping quarters. My thanks"

No.199497

>>199489
[TL]"Ah not interested like that!"[/TL]
>>199491
"Nah, she's beign just noisy, sleep tight."
RollForDreams '1d10'
>>199492
2 days later
"Bunks could be better."

Roll #1 3 = 3

No.199499

>>199492
"Yah. With comrades like these, dis is bound to get interesting."

No.199501

>>199492
A DRAMATIC ENTRY FITTING OF A HERO! BEHOLD!
'1d10'
"Greetings good captain. I have yet to locate my companions, but I am sure you can point me to them when the time calls for it!

Hm, what a lovely room"
Resist urge to go touch the fancy things
'r2 1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1 / Roll #2 6 = 6

No.199503

>>199501
Try not to laugh.
'1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

No.199504

>>199493
Oh there they are! They were with the captain all along! You silly silly dog!

>>199494
"We will arrive at Golden Landing shortly, miss Helping Hooves, that's why."

>>199495
>>199497
She smiles

"This was never supposed to be a pleasurable trip. Anyhow, before we dock I'd like to give you a fair warning. Golden Landing is a bureaucratic hellhole. A city full of merchants and charlatans. A city with more lawyers than guardsponies. A city wi-"

>>199501
You smack full force into the doorframe. The captain winces a little as some blood sticks to it and you fall back on your ass.

At least you are distracted enough by this to not touch anything around here. The captain helps you up with her telekinesis.

"Mister Halion, are you quite alright? Still not used to the rowdy sea?"

>>199503
You guffaw loud enough for the entire ship to hear. Some of the crew come looking over to see what the racket is all about, but the captain quickly sends them back to their posts.

"People, please. Show a bit of order and restraint!"

No.199505

>>199501
Help him! Natural remedy!
>>199503
"Quit dat! He might be hurt!"

Roll #0 10 = 10

No.199507

>>199504
"Bah! The sea is just water. And water is for drinking. A big drink cannot have the best of me!"
How bad did I get hurt?
'1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

No.199508

>>199504
Oh no!
I go and Heal him quickly!
"Are you alright, Mister Diamond Dog?"

Roll #0 4 + 2 = 6

No.199509

>>199505
>>199504
"Hhahaha, but didn't you see? Fluffy just walked into a doorframe!"

Okay, okay, stop laughing now.
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

No.199511

>>199504
"How long will our stay be?"

No.199513

>>199504
I facehoof.
"Are there taverns in da hellhole?"

No.199515

>>199505
A little bit of this and a little bit of that aaaaand… there! The bleeding has stopped, his nose feels as if nothing ever happened. You even clean up the blood from the doorframe.

The captain casts you a thankful smile.

>>199507
BLOOD EVERYWHERE

OH GODS YOU'RE GOING TO BLEED THE HELL OU- oh wait nevermind, that nice pony fixed it all up for you. All is cool.

>>199508
He seems totally fine now

>>199509
You're still giggling like a little filly

>>199511
"As long as you deem necessary. As I said before, I'm merely here to get you from A to B. To keep in touch with the council and to advise you on things you need to know."

>>199513
"Of course there are."

No.199516

>>199505
>>199508
"Why thank you most kindly. I take it you are the group I have been searching for these past couple of days, hm?"
>>199509
Did I get mad from this?
'1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

No.199517

>>199516
Yep. I'm mad.
"YOU! HOW ABOUT YOU GET OFF YOUR WORLD-FORSAKEN SCABBED FLANKS AND COME HERE TO REITERATE THAT LIKE SOMETHING THAT IS NOT A WASTE OF SPACE ARSE GREMLIN?"

No.199518

>>199516
Yeah you're a little mad at him for laughing at your misfortune like that. What a dick.

No.199519

>>199515
"And how long would you liike to stay~?"

Roll #0 1 = 1

No.199520

>>199515
"Well then I be fine."
>>199517
I turn to my sister
[TL]"I like this poodle."[TL]

No.199521

>>199509
Roll my eyes at him.
>>199516
Just nod at him.
"We here to save islands! And please, ignore that goofy pony that does not know when to stop laughing!"
Give shaky a darting look.
>>199515
"And we zero here again? Aaaargh!"
>>199513
"Mighta be good to have a talk with the spirits, good thinking!"

No.199522

>>199516
"Greetings"
extend a hoof

No.199523

>>199517
"Whoa boy, calm down! Sit!"

No.199524

>>199520
[TL]"Ah still don't get why you don't like pony so much.
He's always helping me!"[/TL]

No.199525

>>199521
>>199522
Ok time to calm down now.
I'm acting like a dog
'1d10'
"What splendid fortune betides me. I am Halion, paladin, fighter, being of class and culture."
Wipe the excess slobber off my fluff. Getting angry can be such messy business.

Roll #1 1 = 1

No.199527

>>199525
…and if that MINDLESS HYENA OF A MULE-FACED EQUINE SO MUCH AS GIGGLES AT ME AGAIN…

No.199529

>>199525
>>199527
Try not to giggle at the doggie pretending to be a pony.
It's like when you dress up small animals for show.
'1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

No.199530

North Star clears her throat, obviously wanting to get on with things.

"As I mentioned before, we are here to meet with a information broker. His name is Earl Grey. Your meeting point is in a tavern called…"

The mare sighs before continuing

"…St. Titts."

She coughs awkwardly

"His choice, not mine. He says you'll recognize him by his red top hat. He's a donkey, it seems."

>>199519
You gives you a hard stare

"As. Long. As. You. Deem. Necessary."

No.199531

>>199524
[TL]"He looks and sounds like an arrogant fuck."[TL]

No.199532

>>199525
"Well, erm… nice to meet you, Mr. Halion. I'm Helping Hooves, at your service!"

No.199533

>>199525
"Scaeva. An escort in various places, a quiet blade in others. and purveyor of fine clothing when the situation arises… A pleasure to meat you Halion

No.199534

>>199525
"Please calm down!"
Try to restrain him.

Roll #0 9 = 9

No.199536

>>199530
"At least they have tastes when naming pubs… So we get the info out of him and we'll be on our way?"

No.199537

>>199530
"St. Titts… classy, at least as much of one an ass could choose."
fiddle with my hooves
"When do we make a landing?"

No.199538

>>199531
[TL]"But can help us a lot here! I have no idea where to look, do you?
And did ya hear the captain, this is not a nice town, we might need somepony to protect us!"[/TL]
>>199530
"You mean there be more than one tavern!?"

No.199539

>>199529
"I'M SORRY IS SOMETHING AMUSING YOU HERE?"

No.199540

>>199530
"And you call us barbarians? How long until we get ashore?"

No.199541

>>199530
"St… Titts."
I cough into a hoof.
"It's just a, um, name, right? There's… not going to be any creepy stallions who want to find a mare to… um, fornicate with for the night?"

No.199542

>>199539
"Something might amuse me here, yes.."
I grin.

No.199543

>>199536
"I suppose so, yes. Of course, nothing is ever that simple is it?"

>>199537
>>199540
"In a few minutes."

She motions to the window in her cabin, where you can see the ship is entering port as you speak.

>>199538
"Miss, this is a city of over 40000 ponies, of course there's more than one tavern."

>>199541
She chuckles awkwardly but doesn't respond

No.199544

>>199530
"Information. Intelligence… Yes, So very vital, so very often overlooked."
>>199532
>>199533
"The deepest of pleasures to make your acquaintances."
>>199542
Sure I won't have a violent outburst.
Rolling to resist urge to damage the giggly pony
'1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

No.199546

>>199544

Roll #0 6 = 6

No.199548

>>199544
I shake his paw.
"Southern Sands. I be a dancer."

No.199550

>>199544
>>199542
"Both of you! Calm down now!"
Stand between them and Magic bolt their feets!

Roll #0 3 = 3

No.199551

>>199544
>>199546
The captain grabs a firm hold of you with her magic as she sees what you're about to do.

"Let me make one thing clear. I will have no fighting on my ship unless I order otherwise. I will not tolerate any foolish brawling, scuffling or scrapping. You can do that ashore, NOT HERE!"

No.199554

>>199543
"If there is nothing more then I shall be up on the dick- deck."
walk out and shake my rump a little so she can see

Roll #0 10 = 10

No.199556

>>199543
"…I'll take that a yes. please be a yes"
>>199551
"When are we getting ashore anyways?"

No.199558

>>199548
"A fine art, that of dancing."
>>199550
"I appreciate the concern, but I am quite in control of the situation."
Ignore the bared teeth and growling.
>>199551
"Permission to toss him ashore then?"

No.199562

>>199551
>>199550
"Hah, as I'd scoop that low. I'm a reasonable being, you know."

>>199543
"I will make it simple, don't you worry."

No.199564

>>199554
Oh she saw that alright. She turns bright red and quickly turns away from the party, trotting over to the window and looking outside.

>>199556
>>199558
>>199562
"Please leave."

No.199567

>>199562
"Perhaps then you will understand it better."
>>199564
"With pleasure.
Come, horse of loose laughter. We have matters of honour to attend to."

No.199568

>>199564
>>199562
"Well if everything is taken care of.."
Turn to Shaky
"You helping me in town?"
Take my stuff and leave the boat.

Roll #0 9 = 9

No.199570

>>199564
"Righty."
I get ashore.
>>199568
"I'll see ya at the pub!"
I head for the Titts.

No.199571

>>199564
'O- Okay… what'd I do wrong?"
I wait for her to answer the question.

No.199572

>>199564
"Fine, fine, we'll get this done soon, don't you worry your pretty little face."

>>199567
"Do we?"

>>199568
"Of course I will, sweetheart."

No.199574

>>199567
She turns around quickly, still visibly shaken and red

"One more thing…"

She tosses a bag over. Sounds like a lot of coins are inside

"Payment for the broker."

>>199571
"I need a moment, excuse me and leave my cabin."

No.199575

>>199571
"Nothing at all sweetheart. Now let us be to our destination: St. Titts"
take her and lead her off the ship to the tavern, provided she gets everything first

Roll #0 6 = 6

No.199579

>>199572
"Oh stop that~"
>>199570
"Wait, Ah'm comin!"
Follow her to the Titts.

No.199580

>>199574
"Do you feel sick? Do you have a fever? You're awfully red…"
Check her!

Roll #0 5 = 5

No.199584

>>199580
chuckle a little
"Trust me, she'll be alright."

No.199588

>>199572
"The captain most kindly requested we resolve this ashore, did she not?"
>>199574
"Ah yes. A good serve deserved a good payment."
Lets make a quick judgement - how much of this can I pinch without the broker caring
'1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10

No.199591

>>199580
"nothankyouI'mjustfeelingalittleheatedrigthnowbye."
The mare gently pushes you outside with her magic and closes the door.

Most of the party is on the deck of the ship already. The crew have just finished laying down the gangway and are running off to take their leave, leaving only a unlucky few of them behind to stay with the ship.

>>199588
Hell, you could just take it all for yourself and persuade the broker with a small favor!

No.199592

>>199579
I follow her as well.

>>199588
"Yeah, yeah, I don't really have time to get into a catfight."

I chuckle at my own terrible joke.

No.199594

>>199591
Yep.
That's the plan then.
Shove the bag in my robes and leave.

No.199596

>>199591
"North Star, please! I'm a professional, I can help!"
I open the door and reenter the room!

Roll #0 8 = 8

No.199599

>>199591
Find the broker.
"How we gonna recognize him anyway?"

No.199600

>>199591
as Helping Hooves leaves get closer to the door
"I'll see you later Captaaaiin~"
then follow the party

Roll #0 4 = 4

No.199601

>>199596
A shield gets formed in front of the door, denying you access.

"I SAID I'M FINE NOW GET TO WORK!"

No.199603

>>199591
I make it for the Titts.
>>199599
"Red top hat. An ass. [TL]Like that Shaky[TL]"

No.199605

Onwards then, to the titts!
But first, punch the snickering douche of a pony square in the face once ashore
'1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

No.199607

>>199605
Can I fly upwards to dodge?
'1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

No.199608

>>199603
"Sista stop that!"

No.199609

>>199601

I REFUSE to leave a potentially ill pony untreated!
Wink inside!
"North Star! Please! Just tell me what's wrong!"

Roll #0 4 = 4

No.199612

>>199607
How about I punch you in the dick instead you hair coated dung fly?

No.199613

Looks like you're lucky, the tavern is near the docks, you can see its name on a large sign from the ship. It certainly looks classy. Aside from that there are plenty of other taverns and pubs along the docks, as well as warehouses and stores.

>>199605
This is PvP

>>199609
Haha nope, you can't wink through solid barriers

No.199615

>>199613
>>199607
Nope, I can't dodge that, and get hit square in the muzzle.

I then fly out of reach quickly.
"No! Bad Doggie! Sit!"
'1d10+2'

Roll #1 6 + 2 = 8

No.199616

>>199613
I get inside and put my (probably rather empty) rum bottle on the counter.
"Have any more a' dis?"
I look around the tavern, anything interesting.

No.199618

>>199613
I stomp my hoof on the ground.
"North. Star. I am a PROFESSIONAL MEDICAL PRACTITIONER. Let me in and I can help you!"
Rolling to convince her with words then.

Roll #0 3 = 3

No.199619

>>199615
"IF YOU SEEK TO HAVE YOUR WINGS TORN INTO FLESHY DRUMSTICKS THEN I WILL GLADLY OBLIGE YOU."
Your ass is going nowhere!
'1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

No.199620

>>199615
"Useless."
Walk away and leave him behind.
>>199616
I too walk inside, and look for the pony.

Roll #0 5 = 5

No.199621

>>199619
It appears my fluffy legs are not made for jumping and I fall on my adorable doggy face as you fly off

No.199622

>>199621
that was for Word in Your Ear
"See? I know you can sit! Good boy! Now behave yourself!"

I fly after the others and enter the tavern.

No.199623

>>199621
>>199622
Am I still mad?
Rolling to calm the hell down
'1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

No.199624

>>199623
It seems I have issues
"I WILL BEHAVE MY FIST INTO YOUR ASS!"
Spit out some sand dust off, straighten my robe, SPRINT AFTER THAT PIECE OF DEAD MEAT
'1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

No.199625

>>199616
>>199620
The two of you enter the tavern, earning you more than one look from its patrons. Some of them confused, some of the aroused.

The stallion at the counter eyes Southern Sands carefully

"Whadda we got here? New employees?"

She smirks widely, revealing his yellow teeth

>>199618
"AND I AM THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP! I ORDER YOU TO LEAVE ME BE! I AM FINE!"

>>199623
You mad

No.199627

>>199625
Look at my sister.
[TL]"Whaddid he say?"[/TL]

No.199628

>>199624
"Take a chill pill, pooch!"

>>199625
I enter the tavern as well, and fly over to the bar.
"What's Shaking? Got any wine that's not completely terrible?"

No.199629

>>199627
"He wants us da dance!"
>>199625
I point at the bottle.
"Booze. Hard to understand?"

No.199630

>>199622
>>199624
The two of you enter the tavern as well. It's pretty dark in here and there's a strange musky smell hanging about in the air.

No.199631

>>199625
"With Celestia as my witness I will NOT leave you until I am at least able to perform a check up! Please North Star, at least allow me that!"

Roll #0 2 = 2

No.199632

>>199629
"But sista! Da island!"
But dance…
'1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

No.199633

>>199632
Oh screw it, I could do one dance.
"Just one!"

No.199636

>>199629
"Aight aight, ya godda pay though! No pay no booze!"

>>199628
"Ya!"

He takes out a bottle of what appears to be red wine

"Dat'll be ten bits."

>>199632
>>199633
"Whadda you doin' pony!? You're distractin' me customers from my own prized meat!"

>>199631
You hear a groan coming from behind the door but nothing more

No.199639

>>199628
Drop kick his ass over the bar
'1d10'
"YOU TAKE A CHILL PILL YOU MOCKERY OF ALL THAT IS DECENT IN THE WORLD!"

Roll #1 4 = 4

No.199640

>>199636
"How about I entertain ya customers for some?"

No.199641

>>199636
A- A groan?!
She must be in pain!
Grr…
Try to dispell her shield! I may know nothing about it, but there is a pony in pain behind there and I am NOT going to idly stand by!

Roll #0 2 = 2

No.199642

>>199636
"Oh I… We are… Big red hat, ya know?"
>>199640
"Sis, why don't we just look for dat pony?"

No.199643

>>199639
>>199636
"Whoa, you don't want to get thrown out of this bar before we can finish our job, do you?"

>>199640
"I don't think you understand what he means by customers."

No.199647

>>199643
Smash his face against the bar, then give the bartender a kind smile
"Something to calm one's nerves, if you would."
'1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

No.199649

>>199639
You stumble over your own legs

"Y'alright buddy?"

>>199640
"I want me bits lassy!"

>>199647
You stumble again, smacking your face into the bar.

"Awwww yer so tanked matey!"

>>199641
Nope, you cannot grasp the method on how to get rid of the shield. No sounds can be heard from the inside anymore

No.199652

>>199649
"Bartender could you kindly break a bottle over that insolent pony's head if I would pay for it?"
Try to get back up.
'1d10'
And by now I should have calmed down.
Rolling to resist further rage
'r2 1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1 / Roll #2 2 = 2

No.199653

>>199649
Oh no…
She didn't… no…
Forget the shield! Try to… uh… find the porthole leading into her room! Yeah! Find that then use that to wink inside!

Roll #0 5 = 5

No.199656

>>199652
Okay, I slowly inch away before he gets real mad.

I ask a random pony.
"Hey, you know a donkey that hangs out around here? Has a red hat and everything?"

No.199657

>>199652
"Oh spirits!"
Heal this poor dog!
"You silly puppy!"

Roll #0 1 = 1

No.199661

>>199649
I snort.
"Fine."
Walk over to someone who looks excited.
"Hey there, wanna offer a girl a drink?"
Entertain

Roll #0 3 + 2 = 5

No.199663

>>199657
If I survived that, grasp the insolent horse by whatever body part is closest
'1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

No.199672

>>199652
You slowly get back on your feet, only to slip over a puddle and banging your head with a crack on the ground.

You are unconscious

"Oi! Oi!"

The bartender seems to be getting pissed

>>199657
You help him. Or try to at least.

You somehow end up breaking both his legs.

You don't even know how you managed to do that but their bent the wrong way now.

>>199661
The stallion runs his hoof over your mane, drooling a little

"Y-you want it straight from the tap, baby?"

Seems like he is very excited about this all.

>>199653
There are only a few windows at the back of the ship, as the captains cabin is located in the aft. All of them are closed so you cannot wink through.

>>199656
One of the employees points you towards a donkey with a red top hate sitting in a dark corner, observing you all quietly.

No.199674

>>199672
There's a mare who is in trouble in there!
I NEED to get in there!
I…
Try to open one of the windows with my magic THEN wink in!

Roll #0 10 = 10

No.199676

>>199672
Attempt to awaken from coma with the power of RAGE
'1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

No.199679

FIXIT!
Natural remedy!

Roll #0 10 = 10

No.199680

>>199672
I chuckle internally at the dog, then walk over to the donkey.

"Hey. Earl Gray, is it?"

No.199683

>>199672
"I'm not inta beer."
I walk over to another customer
"Wanna buy a mare who be hot somethin ta drink?"
Entertain

Roll #0 4 + 2 = 6

No.199684

>>199680
I WILL KILL YOU EVEN IN DEATH IF I MUST YOU SNIVELING KNOB JOCKEY
MY ANGER WILL BURN THESE WORDS IN HIS MIND
'1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

No.199686

>>199680
"Don't stand around like that and help, you stupid turkey!"

No.199688

>>199674
THAT WORKED! You carefully open up a window and wink through it. You are back in the captains cabin. The captain is sitting at her desk again, resting her head on top of it. Looks like she didn't hear you come in.

>>199676
Waking up on your own is DC7

You are still unconscious

>>199679
There you go! That fixed it all! You even managed to get his legs back in their right positions! He's still unconscious though. Waking up is DC6 on his own, DC2 with help through the use of a bucket of water

>>199683
The stallion you approached smirks and orders a bottle of wine

"What's your name, sweetie?"

No.199689

>>199686
"I'm helping! I'm trying to do what we came here for! I can't be faulted for the dog not having self control!"

No.199691

>>199689
"Oh shut it and find some water!"
Find water!

Roll #0 1 = 1

No.199692

>>199680
The donkey quietly sips from his cup of tea

"Indeed. And you are…?"

No.199694

>>199688
ANGER GUIDE ME IN THIS REALM OF DREAMS
I WILL PUNCH THROUGH MY OWN LACK OF CONSCIOUSNESS IF I MUST
'1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

No.199695

>>199688
Woo!
She must be in such pain…
Try to examine her in as stealthily a manner as I can.

Roll #0 1 = 1

No.199699

>>199688
"Ya can call me Sands, sugah."
I take a sip and continue dancing.

Roll #0 9 + 2 = 11

No.199700

>>199692
"Shaky. Ignore the racket. I heard you might have information we could use."

No.199711

>>199691
You find a bucket in a back room that looks like water… kinda.

You splash it all over his face, that'll do the trick! It is now you notice that this isn't water. No, this is a bucket of acid. And it's burning his face away. The top half of his body is burnt horribly already, most of his fuzzy fur gone there.

>>199694
You are now suffering from a horrific seizure, the intense pain and burning sensation causing a huge meltdown in your grey matter.

>>199695
You jump on top of her, causing her to scream in complete terror. She launches you with huge force using her telekinesis, sending you tumbling into a closet.

"WHAT! WHAT!"

>>199699
He smiles at your impressive display, getting noticeably excited

"You're so… so… exotic."

>>199700
The donkey seems a little too distracted by the racket right now

"Hold on."

No.199712

>>199711
"AAAAHHH"
I scream as I get flung across the room.
"W- Wait! It's just me!"

Roll #0 7 = 7

No.199714

>>199711
I didn't say use the water exactly for this reason. Oh well.
ARGH!
Natural Remedy!
Fix that!

Roll #0 2 = 2

No.199715

>>199711
"As I said, ignore that, we have much more important things to speak of now."

No.199717

>>199711
I ATTEMPT TO PUNCH REALITY BACK INTO ITS CORRECT SHAPE AND AWAKEN
'1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

No.199719

>>199711
"I get dat a lot around here."
I keep dancing and take note of what the pony looks like.
"Whaddya think of the rum in dis place?"

Roll #0 9 + 2 = 11

No.199732

>>199712
She's heaving heavily, clutching her chest with wide panicked eyes

"W-w-what were you thinking!? Where did you even come from!?"

>>199715
"Are you kidding? Are you seeing this chaos? This entire mess? It's… it's beautiful!"

He seems completely absorbed by the scene

>>199717
You are in the process of a terrifying seizure whilst slowly being killed by acid. No waking up unless you rolled a 10 there.

>>199714
Critfails never result in what you want to do
To finish this brew of disaster off, you shove some extremely poisonous plants down the dog's throat

Wait, why did you do that!?

Oh look he stopped breathing.

And you're pretty sure you're not supposed to see his brain oozing out of his ears.

What's that smell?

>>199719
He's a normal looking earth stallion. Brown coat, yellow eyes, short beige mane.

And you are just dancing like a pro right now, most of the patrons aren't even noticing the horrific sight of the dog being mutilated by every matter in the universe.

"I… I… It's good…"

He's staring at you, mouth wide agape

No.199735

>>199732
"Hm? You enjoy this? Say, you thrive in Chaos? I bet you know about the chaotic wheater in that case."

No.199736

>>199732
"…"
Can I even stand up anymore?

Roll #0 2 = 2

No.199737

>>199732
"The port window- look, you're sick and you need help, now let me give you a check up to determine what you have!"
Check dat mare out!

Roll #0 6 = 6

No.199745

>>199732
"Care ta give me a taste~?"
Shake my rump at him in an entertaining fashion.
Do I notice what my sister is doing?

Roll #0 9 + 2 = 11

No.199747

>>199732
Nah it's cool imma chill.
Bue what the heck, ONE MORE
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

No.199760

>>199735
He shoves a hoof in your mouth, shutting you up

"Be quiet now. Business can wait."

>>199736
No.

You'd rather just lie on the floor a little while thinking about what the heck just happened.

Who knows what consequences this will have?

>>199737
Looks like a bad case of arousal and embarrassment, doc.

She doesn't even dare to look at you anymore

"Not a word. To anypony. Understand?"

>>199745
Looks like she just killed that dog somehow.

No one even saw it happening thanks to your most impressive choreography

"I… I… I…"

The stallion is at a loss for words

>>199747
Rest in pieces son.

We hardly knew ya, fuzzball

No.199762

>>199760
Rolling to become an anger lich
'1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

No.199766

>>199760
Rolling to get my ass in gear and sprint out of here

Roll #0 4 = 4

No.199767

>>199760
I roll my eyes.
"Fine. Wait a sec."

Fly over to Southern Seas.
"Don't worry about it honey, you couldn't have done anything, and he was just a dog with a case of bad luck, faith, inevitable, yaddy-yadda, all that."

No.199768

>>199760
"…Oh. Oooh."
I blush.
"Um… I could help you with that. I- In a purely professional manner, of course."

No.199769

>>199767
"I ki… I [TL]I killed him…[/TL]"

No.199773

>>199760
I look over to Seas
[TL]Oi! What the hay happened?! Do ya need my help?"[TL]
Keep dancing for now.

Roll #0 6 + 2 = 8

No.199775

>>199773
"[TL]He's dead sis. I did it. Oh spirits…[/TL]"
Rolling to keep my mental sanity.

Roll #0 6 = 6

No.199782

>>199762
Nope, insufficient anger. Please reroll a character

>>199766
You curl up and whimper a little

That's all you can muster the strength for right now

>>199773
The stallion seems sad that you left him, but keeps staring at your butt.

>>199775
You are visibly shaken and shocked right now, but in time you'll get over it.

>>199768
She narrows her eyes at you

"You barge into my cabin, going against specific orders to leave me alone and now you make these kind of comments?"

'1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

No.199783

I also pocket the money the dog had on him.

No.199785

>>199783
I slap him if he tries to touch the body
"Ya bleedin' idiot! This is all ya fault!"
>>199775
[TL]"calm down, calm down, these things happen…[TL]

Roll #0 10 + 2 = 12

No.199787

>>199785
I huff.
"My fault? How? That he couldn't control himself and started to stumble around?"

No.199788

>>199785
[TL]"I… Need air!"[/TL]
Run off. Far, as far as I can.

Roll #0 2 = 2

No.199789

>>199782
>9
She groans, then shrugs and tackles you to the ground, locking you in a deep, passionate kiss.

No.199792

>>199787
"Ya fault! Ya were as big a brat as the hound! I swear, all a' ya cityfolk!"
>>199788
[TL]"Calm down! We need ta get the body to ta ship!"[TL]

Roll #0 9 = 9

No.199793

>>199783
Southern Sands has the entire area locked down, no way you're getting near it

>>199788
Nope, you just cry some more in desperation

No.199796

>>199792
"Right…"
>>199793
Stop that and help!

Roll #0 10 = 10

No.199797

>>199792
"At least let me get the bag of money so we can get the info we need!"

No.199800

>>199797
"like I'd give a child any money!"
I pick up the dog's stuff and help >>199796 carry the body back to the ship.

Roll #0 7 = 7

No.199801

>>199800
>>199796
I shrug.
"Crazy tribal ponies…"

Go back to the donkey.
"You ready to talk business now?"

No.199805

>>199796
NO!

TIME TO MARE UP!

CRY LATER, HELP NOW!

>>199800
>>199792
You take the bag of coins and carry the body back to the ship at sanic speed. Nopony even saw you do it.

>>199801
He turns to you

"What about your friends? I'd like to do business with the entire expedition you see."

No.199808

>>199805
"Just get on with it! With how much you stall I'm starting to believe that you don't even have any information!"

No.199810

Speak with Sands.
"Sister I don't… I don't even know what happened.
He was in so much pain.
And all I did made it worse and…"
Hold her.

Roll #0 5 = 5

No.199813

YOU BETTER NOT TOUCH MY CURSED TREASURE

No.199814

>>199808
"Why don't you come back later? to ensure to confusion or mixups happens when communicating with your lovely friends? I've learned throughout the years that those can be very common in the information market."

He drinks from his cup again

"I assure you it will be worth your time, off you go for now!"

No.199818

>>199813
It's not yours
It's the party's
You just tried to steal it
>>199810
I hug and comfort her.
"Shh. It happens. Dem herbs be fickle things, working when they feel like it. We need de captain to see this. She know what these cityfolk want after they expire."

Roll #0 8 = 8

No.199819

>>199814
"Why don't you start talking about anything you might now about the wheater problems, right now?"
'1d10+2'
Word in his ear to make him talk.

Roll #1 8 + 2 = 10

No.199824

>>199818
YOU WILL BURY ME WITH MY GOLD OR ALL WHO TOUCH IT WILL SUFFER MY CURSE

No.199826

>>199818
"[TL]I killed somepony. You know what this means.
I can't show myself at the island again. We must f.. I, must fix this.
But first, I'm taking you back home. Get on the boat!"
Push her onto the boat.

Roll #0 9 = 9

No.199828

>>199819
He smirks and gets up, then walks through the table, his hat disappearing in thin air.

Wait what? Through the damn table?

"You think I don't know these type of tricks? This city is full of ponies like you, so don't expect to fool me this easily."

Looks like that's an illusion, goddamn.

No.199829

[PAUSED]

No.199830

>>199826
I don't
[TL]"No! we need to save the island![TL]

Roll #0 9 = 9

No.199831

>>199830
"[TL]No sister! I do! I was sent away! You just followed me![/TL]"
Wanna pause?

Roll #0 5 = 5

No.200602

MEANWHILE, SOMEPLACE ELSE IN GOLDEN LANDING, A YOUNG UNICORN BUCK SPOTS A VERY FAMILIAR MARE WALKING THROUGH THE STREETS, CARRYING A WHOLE LOAD OF SCROLLS USING HER TELEKINESIS

No.200604

So this is where luck has gotten me today… the biggest city on the ass of the world. I bet it'd be nicer without the damn apocalypse going on…
hm hm hm, could go study, could go drink.
Hm… she looks familiar…

Take out a coin and flip it
Let luck decide - heads, I chat her up about the scrolls, tails, I offer her a drink too.
'1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

No.200606

>>200604
Lucky bit you never fail me.

after that impresssive toss, lets go initiate conversation with the familiar face.
"Howdy there!"

No.200608

>>200606
The mare fiddles around a bit with her magic, moving the scrolls out of her field of vision in a way so that she can actually see where she is walking. She frowns as she sees you.

"Hello? Have we met before, perchance? Your face seems familiar somehow…"

No.200611

>>200608
"Running Luck is the name. My my that's a big load you have there. Need help with it?"

Lets try to help her with helpful telekinesis
'1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

No.200615

>>200611
"Running Luck… Running Luck… I swear I've heard that before somewhere but whe-"

With all too much eagerness you grab hold of the collection of scrolls the mare is carrying with your own telekinesis. In your excitement to help however you put a little too much oomph into the spell, causing it to shred all said scrolls into tiny pieces in a matter of seconds.

The mare stares at you with a blank look on her face

"… Now I remember."

No.200616

>>200615
This happens every day
I'm used to it by now
Try to contain my pasta
'1d10'
"Ahem. Yes. That's me. The luckiest unlucky guy to walk the lands.
I hope that was nothing important…"

Roll #1 5 = 5

No.200622

>>200616
You win some, you lose some. Your pasta sits firmly in your saddlebags

The mare looks around at the carnage that was a collection of scrolls just moments before with a sullen look on her face.

After a moment of silence, she closes her eyes and sighs deeply

"It was actually. Just a several hours of work lost there…"

No.200623

>>200622
"How terrible. Then I'm sure one as visibly bright as yourself can replicate it in a far shorter time!"
Youthful charm don't fail me now.
Lets try to be convincingly cute.
'1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

No.200624

>>200623
She looks at you for a moment, smiling softly

"I cannot stay mad at a face like that…"

She then shifts her focus to the ground, looking quite demurely

"You think too highly of me, I am just your average scholar."

No.200626

>>200624
"Oh pish. An average scholar would only make an average pile of notes. You must be a great big scholar in the least!"

I wonder if I could salvage some of her work with a bit of magic
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

No.200632

>>200626
You stomp on the small shreds of parchment, trying to force them to unify again. To no avail of course, looks like they're in scroll heaven now.

The mare casts you a quizzical look, paying no heed to your earlier comment.

"Are you quite alright?"

No.203139

Boop.

No.203141

test

No.203148

Tonight, on a very special session of TeoTS

This
>>199782
>>199789
Gets resolved.

North Star is really going at it now, grinding her lust-driven body against that of Helping Hooves' while kissing her passionately

Rolling to see if she can get a hold of herself

Roll #0 4 = 4

No.203159

>>203148
I lie back and allow her to kiss and grind against me, unsure what to do.
Rolling to see if Helping Hooves can resist.

Roll #0 6 = 6

No.203175

>>203148
Nope, her heart is going at ten thousand beats per minute as she continues to kiss you with all her might on the floor of her office

>>203159
She uses her magic to take off your glasses, putting them on her desk, and breaks off for a moment, looking you deep in the eyes.

"So tell me nurse, how would you approach this problem?"

No.203187

>>203175
"I… p- professionally! Yes! I know a variety of spells, a- and…"
Try to 'cure' her of her ailment!
Also continue trying to resist.

Roll #0 6, 7 = 13

No.203198

>>203187
Let's see how she takes that

Roll #0 4 = 4

No.203203

>>203198
Looks like she doesn't give a shit right now.

>>203187
She bites her lower lip

"Is that so~?"

She uses her telekinesis to throw you onto her small bed and pounces on top of you.

"You know you're really damn cute? Has anypony ever told you that?"

No.203215

>>203203
"I… n- no, they haven't…"
I continue trying to cure and… resist. I must remain professional! '1d10-2'

Roll #0 3 = 3

Roll #1 5 + 2 = 7

No.203220

>>203215
>3
I bite my lip.
"And… has anyone ever told you that you're… um, rather attractive?"

No.203224

>>203215
>>203220
Rolling again to see if she cools down a little

Roll #0 5 = 5

No.203228

>>203224
Only very slightly

>>203215
>>203220
She kisses you in the neck area a few times

"A few have… one of your companions for example. Mmmmm, you taste nice sweetie~"

Roll #0 9 = 9

No.203233

>>203228
"Ahh… oohh please keep doing that…~"
I reach my hooves around her back and start slowly rubbing into her as I sigh.
"And you feel so soft… soft yet firm with powerful muscles… you must take good care of yourself."

No.203258

>>203233
"A good appearance is important after all~"

She nudges your belly

"Doesn't mean you're not sexy as hell though… Gosh I love that nice uniform."

Back2reality roll

Roll #0 8 = 8

No.203259

>>203258
She shoves a hoof in her own mouth

"Huh… I…"

No.203260

>>203258
"Y- you really think so-"
>>203259
"Huh? What's wrong?"

No.203268

>>203260
"I uh… Is this really a good idea?"

She backs up a little

"I shouldn't…"

She eyes you carefully

Roll #0 5 = 5

No.203289

>>203268
"I… I don't want to force you into anything, but… I'd really like this."

No.203304

>>203289
She bites her lower lip and contemplates for a while

"I can't just intermingle with the crew like this… I'm on a mission but on the other hand."

She stares at you for a while, as if trying to decide

Roll #0 2 = 2

No.203307

>>203304
"Oh to hell with this… My ship, my rules."

She tackles you again and locks you in a deep embrace. You feel something is slightly wet down there.

She slowly starts undoing the buttons on her uniform.

"We both like this… so why stop?"

No.203309

>>203304
"On the other hand?…-"
>>203307
I let out a yelp of surprise as she tackles me, but immediately return her embrace and begin assisting her in undoing the buttons on her uniform.
"Exactly… hehe…"
I draw her into a kiss.

No.203315

>>203309
"You're going to be all mine~. I'll make you my mare~. My special somepony~."

No.203319

>>203315
"I'd like that… it's a lonely job being a nurse you know. You help all these ponies out and later they won't even give you the time of day… you're different though. I like different. I like you."
I kiss her again.

No.203321

>>203319
"I can't believe nopony would like a sweet mare like you. You're so caring… almost too caring."

She chuckles a little, recalling what happened earlier.

"But that's what makes you such a charming mare I guess…"

She kisses you on the snout

No.203322

>>203321
"I guess I could be a bit… oblivious. But I really was worried for you!"
I give her a kiss on the snout and caress her back with my hooves.

No.203324

>>203322
"Mmmmm, why don't we skip everything and go to fourth base~? To Tartarus with it all! You're just too damn pretty to resist~."

Fade to black whenever.

No.203326

>>203324
"I'd like that… and you can say the same for you~"
Fade to black now~

No.203329

>>203326
Alright then let's roll to see how LESBIAN HORSESEX went down

Roll #0 4, 9 = 13

No.203333

>>203329
Looks like it didn't last very long, but it was pretty damn good.

The two of you lie in bed enjoying some after-cuddling, North star having buried her face in your mane.

"We should probably keep this quiet… for now."

No.203336

>>203333
"Oohh… that was absolutely wonderful."
I pull her closer to me.
"Of course… wouldn't want anyone getting jealous, would we?~"
I chuckle.
"I do know what you mean though, and I'm fine with it."

No.203339

>>203336
She smiles and gives you a sweet kiss

"I wouldn't want to share this with anypony else in the world~."

She smiles mischievously

"Maybe I'll mysteriously start getting more sick from now on. I'll need somepony to nurse me back to health when that happens, nopony will know~"

No.203341

>>203339
"Lucky for you that you have such a sweet and kind nurse on board, who just happens to know just the cure, hmm?~"
I return the kiss.

No.203345

>>203341
"Whatever would I do without you at my side? I'd probably suffer a lot without my dose of medicines~."

She scrunches a little

"I hope Bon Appetite wont get too nosey…"

No.203352

>>203345
"I'm sure I could work something out with her… I am a trained nurse you know. I'm sure she'd love the help."

No.203357

>>203352
She smiles warmly

"Of course you are, you sexy thing you."

This is probably a good finishing point. We caught up with the party in terms of time, so we'll continue from here on Wednesday.

No.203360

>>203357
Works for me.
Seeya later!


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