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LAST TIME ON THE EYE OF THE STORM
Our heroes were summoned by the council of Port-o-bella and were given their mission: to put an end to the vile disasters punishing the entire archipelago.
The party met up with Captain North Star, commanding officer of the ship they will be traveling with, the Wavedancer. The party also met Talon Silverwing, self-proclaimed famous griffon explorer and his servant, Cotton the zebra, who will also be along for the ride.
When we left off Scaeva and Southern Sands were chillin' in some hammocks belowdecks. Southern Seas was looking for the unicorn mare she spotted earlier. Shaky and Nurse Helping Hooves were still on the dock with the Captain. The ship will be leaving within the hour.
The captain tells you there is another pony they are waiting on.
Our heroes were summoned by the council of Port-o-bella and were given their mission: to put an end to the vile disasters punishing the entire archipelago.
The party met up with Captain North Star, commanding officer of the ship they will be traveling with, the Wavedancer. The party also met Talon Silverwing, self-proclaimed famous griffon explorer and his servant, Cotton the zebra, who will also be along for the ride.
When we left off Scaeva and Southern Sands were chillin' in some hammocks belowdecks. Southern Seas was looking for the unicorn mare she spotted earlier. Shaky and Nurse Helping Hooves were still on the dock with the Captain. The ship will be leaving within the hour.
The captain tells you there is another pony they are waiting on.
Still waiting for Nopo to start
>>199274
Ah, there she is! In the room right next to the captain's quarters!
The room isn't very big and has no windows, but she still somehow managed to fill half of the place up already with scrolls and other belongings in such a short time. Looks like she's sorting and putting everything in order right now. Very elegantly so, with that unicorn telekinesis of hers.
>>199274
Ah, there she is! In the room right next to the captain's quarters!
The room isn't very big and has no windows, but she still somehow managed to fill half of the place up already with scrolls and other belongings in such a short time. Looks like she's sorting and putting everything in order right now. Very elegantly so, with that unicorn telekinesis of hers.
>>199325
There are a lot of hammocks belowdecks
Some of your companions have already settled down in them
>>199331
She quickly turns around to face you. She blinks in confusion a few times and looks you over.
"Hello there, who are you exactly? Part of the crew perhaps?"
She wrinkles her nose a little
"Ah, no matter. I am Wysteria, I am indeed a scholar and researcher hailing from faraway Canterlot."
>>199337
Well there are a lot of ponies on this ship, you could try talking to them.
Or maybe see where that other tribal pony went?
>>199339
Yes she is. She's pretty easy to find, standing on the dock like that dressed in a very neat and tidy dark blue uniform and hat. The mare appears to be flipping through a small notebook.
There are a lot of hammocks belowdecks
Some of your companions have already settled down in them
>>199331
She quickly turns around to face you. She blinks in confusion a few times and looks you over.
"Hello there, who are you exactly? Part of the crew perhaps?"
She wrinkles her nose a little
"Ah, no matter. I am Wysteria, I am indeed a scholar and researcher hailing from faraway Canterlot."
>>199337
Well there are a lot of ponies on this ship, you could try talking to them.
Or maybe see where that other tribal pony went?
>>199339
Yes she is. She's pretty easy to find, standing on the dock like that dressed in a very neat and tidy dark blue uniform and hat. The mare appears to be flipping through a small notebook.
>>199344
You find Southern Sands talking to the unicorn mare dressed in white robes you saw earlier.
Her room appears to be very messy and filled with scrolls and other various items.
>>199345
There's plenty of mares in the crew, but all are busy working busily on the ship, just like the captain ordered them to.
>>199347
The crew is busy putting everything in place right now. The sun is high in the sky, reigning heat onto the surface and reflecting quite beautifully off of the blue sea.
>>199351
She looks up to meet your eyes and seems to hesitate for a moment.
"Why… yes. And you are… Halion, correct? You are the last one to arrive if that's the case."
>>199349
She chuckles
"I am charmed by your assumption, but I'm afraid I'm not. I suppose you could say I am among the brightest though, but by no means the brightest of them all."
You find Southern Sands talking to the unicorn mare dressed in white robes you saw earlier.
Her room appears to be very messy and filled with scrolls and other various items.
>>199345
There's plenty of mares in the crew, but all are busy working busily on the ship, just like the captain ordered them to.
>>199347
The crew is busy putting everything in place right now. The sun is high in the sky, reigning heat onto the surface and reflecting quite beautifully off of the blue sea.
>>199351
She looks up to meet your eyes and seems to hesitate for a moment.
"Why… yes. And you are… Halion, correct? You are the last one to arrive if that's the case."
>>199349
She chuckles
"I am charmed by your assumption, but I'm afraid I'm not. I suppose you could say I am among the brightest though, but by no means the brightest of them all."
>>199359
"Oh…"
Drop my hears a little
"But. If you have made it here from as far as you say, you must have some idea on what this is!
Let me indtroduce myself, I'm Sands, Great Doctor of the Southern tribe, and I'm here to save my home from these… Events."
Drop my gaze, too
"Unsuccessfully so far."
"Oh…"
Drop my hears a little
"But. If you have made it here from as far as you say, you must have some idea on what this is!
Let me indtroduce myself, I'm Sands, Great Doctor of the Southern tribe, and I'm here to save my home from these… Events."
Drop my gaze, too
"Unsuccessfully so far."
>>199360
It looks absolutely magnificent and just adds to the atmosphere of oncoming adventure and exciting travels. It inspires you greatly and fills you with happiness
+1 to your next roll
>>199361
"Professor Wysteria. I am well versed in equine biology, yes. But the actual ship's surgeon is miss Bon Appetite, I am just a mere passenger."
>>199363
You settle down in the hammock next to Southern Sands. Very comfy indeed.
>>199366
The unicorn chuckles quietly
"Right. No doubt you have heard about the strange weather phenomenons and natural disasters ravaging the archipelago? The council has hired a bunch of adventurers to figure out what is causing it and to possibly even fix it. They are… quite desperate you see. You and the rest of the group will be in charge of this expedition."
>>199368
"I would be lying if I said I had any idea as to what might be causing this. But hopefully this expedition will shed some light on the situation."
>>199369
Shaky is lying in the hammock next to you.
It looks absolutely magnificent and just adds to the atmosphere of oncoming adventure and exciting travels. It inspires you greatly and fills you with happiness
+1 to your next roll
>>199361
"Professor Wysteria. I am well versed in equine biology, yes. But the actual ship's surgeon is miss Bon Appetite, I am just a mere passenger."
>>199363
You settle down in the hammock next to Southern Sands. Very comfy indeed.
>>199366
The unicorn chuckles quietly
"Right. No doubt you have heard about the strange weather phenomenons and natural disasters ravaging the archipelago? The council has hired a bunch of adventurers to figure out what is causing it and to possibly even fix it. They are… quite desperate you see. You and the rest of the group will be in charge of this expedition."
>>199368
"I would be lying if I said I had any idea as to what might be causing this. But hopefully this expedition will shed some light on the situation."
>>199369
Shaky is lying in the hammock next to you.
>>199377
"The… captain did not tell you? Golden Landing is our destination."
>>199378
"Uh… right of course. Horns are very nice."
She shifts on her hooves uncomfortably
"Why don't we board the ship then? I've proposed to the rest of the expedition we sail for Golden Landing first. There is a information broker there that might be able to help us, I've already sent word we will be heading there to meet him."
"The… captain did not tell you? Golden Landing is our destination."
>>199378
"Uh… right of course. Horns are very nice."
She shifts on her hooves uncomfortably
"Why don't we board the ship then? I've proposed to the rest of the expedition we sail for Golden Landing first. There is a information broker there that might be able to help us, I've already sent word we will be heading there to meet him."
>>199388
"I believe we'll want to gather some information first, to know what we're looking for exactly. From what I've been told by miss North Star, I know there is a information broker there that might have some clues for us. I don't rightfully know very much about the city itself though, my apologies."
"I believe we'll want to gather some information first, to know what we're looking for exactly. From what I've been told by miss North Star, I know there is a information broker there that might have some clues for us. I don't rightfully know very much about the city itself though, my apologies."
>>199393
She nods and motions to the ship
"They are all aboard. Looks like my crew have finished preparations too, so we'll leave port soon enough."
She walks on the wooden gangway, gently pushing you along with her magic. Once aboard, she shouts some quick, stern orders and the crew jump in action. Loosening the ropes tied to the dock and manning their posts.
>>199398
Oh you heard that alright, crystal clear
>>199397
Your sister and Shaky are in the hammocks
Scaeva is staring out at the horizon on deck
The griffon and his servant are still on the deck
There is a very fluffy diamond dog you didn't notice before standing with the captain.
Looks like the ship is going to be leaving
She nods and motions to the ship
"They are all aboard. Looks like my crew have finished preparations too, so we'll leave port soon enough."
She walks on the wooden gangway, gently pushing you along with her magic. Once aboard, she shouts some quick, stern orders and the crew jump in action. Loosening the ropes tied to the dock and manning their posts.
>>199398
Oh you heard that alright, crystal clear
>>199397
Your sister and Shaky are in the hammocks
Scaeva is staring out at the horizon on deck
The griffon and his servant are still on the deck
There is a very fluffy diamond dog you didn't notice before standing with the captain.
Looks like the ship is going to be leaving
>>199403
You leave the mare to her work and ask around for this Bon Apetite. You find the pegasus mare in the storage room checking down a list and look over the crates
>>199405
It's like you aren't even there. None shall be obstructed by your corporeal form.
>>199408
It's quite small, yet sturdy looking and very well maintained.
And gods know where your companions might be between all these crewmembers…
>>199406
You blew the wind out of her, that's not exactly cute.
At least you tried.
The ship will leave the harbor soon. A timeskip of 2 days will follow afterwards
You leave the mare to her work and ask around for this Bon Apetite. You find the pegasus mare in the storage room checking down a list and look over the crates
>>199405
It's like you aren't even there. None shall be obstructed by your corporeal form.
>>199408
It's quite small, yet sturdy looking and very well maintained.
And gods know where your companions might be between all these crewmembers…
>>199406
You blew the wind out of her, that's not exactly cute.
At least you tried.
The ship will leave the harbor soon. A timeskip of 2 days will follow afterwards
>>199414
Well balls.
Now how might a up and coming adventurer find one's comrades in this mess hm hm hm… what would a Unicorn do?
Magic most likely.
But I don't know any magic.
Maybe I'll ask someone
Grab the closest living being and ask it where the group hired for expeditioning is located
'1d10'
Roll #1 4 = 4
Well balls.
Now how might a up and coming adventurer find one's comrades in this mess hm hm hm… what would a Unicorn do?
Magic most likely.
But I don't know any magic.
Maybe I'll ask someone
Grab the closest living being and ask it where the group hired for expeditioning is located
'1d10'
Roll #1 4 = 4
>>199421
All of the crewmembers are in too much of a rush right now to talk.
All but a griffon and a zebra standing together doing nothing and a cloaked mare doing her best not to stand out too much.
>>199424
The mare turns her head to you
"Oui, zat is me! Bonjour! I am very busyyyy!"
>>199427
She seems a little uncomfortable at seeing that
Shaky and the tribal sisters are there too
All of the crewmembers are in too much of a rush right now to talk.
All but a griffon and a zebra standing together doing nothing and a cloaked mare doing her best not to stand out too much.
>>199424
The mare turns her head to you
"Oui, zat is me! Bonjour! I am very busyyyy!"
>>199427
She seems a little uncomfortable at seeing that
Shaky and the tribal sisters are there too
>>199445
You are wide fucking awake right now.
Goddamn, this is not the time to sleep. You feel like you just drank six gallons of coffee and twenty pounds of sugar. Now way you'll be able to sleep for the next 24 hours or so.
>>199446
"Oh, bonjour mademoiselle! I am ze ship's cook and surgeon! And oui, I am taking ze stock, but I tzink I vill be fine on my own. Thank you for ze offer though! Vhat is your name again, did you say?"
You are wide fucking awake right now.
Goddamn, this is not the time to sleep. You feel like you just drank six gallons of coffee and twenty pounds of sugar. Now way you'll be able to sleep for the next 24 hours or so.
>>199446
"Oh, bonjour mademoiselle! I am ze ship's cook and surgeon! And oui, I am taking ze stock, but I tzink I vill be fine on my own. Thank you for ze offer though! Vhat is your name again, did you say?"
…
TWO DAYS LATER
The Waverunner is nearing the port of Golden Landing after a rather uneventful journey. Thankfully no harsh weather has been encountered thus far, although today it is rather cloudy. Each member of the party has been approached by a crewmember, informing them that the captain wishes to speak with them in her quarters.
It's safe to assume all of you have at least met each other during this time
TWO DAYS LATER
The Waverunner is nearing the port of Golden Landing after a rather uneventful journey. Thankfully no harsh weather has been encountered thus far, although today it is rather cloudy. Each member of the party has been approached by a crewmember, informing them that the captain wishes to speak with them in her quarters.
It's safe to assume all of you have at least met each other during this time
>>199474
>>199475
>>199476
>>199478
>>199480
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>>199484
You enter the captain's quarters at her request. The room is richly decorated with all sorts of impressive craft work. She sitting behind a sturdy wooden desk, seemingly writing on a piece of parchment as you enter and she looks up to meet your eyes.
"Ah, there you are. Good."
She gets up and walks around her desk, looking you all over.
"Enjoyed the trip so far?"
>>199485
I don't know, have you?
>>199475
>>199476
>>199478
>>199480
>>199481
>>199483
>>199484
You enter the captain's quarters at her request. The room is richly decorated with all sorts of impressive craft work. She sitting behind a sturdy wooden desk, seemingly writing on a piece of parchment as you enter and she looks up to meet your eyes.
"Ah, there you are. Good."
She gets up and walks around her desk, looking you all over.
"Enjoyed the trip so far?"
>>199485
I don't know, have you?
>>199493
Oh there they are! They were with the captain all along! You silly silly dog!
>>199494
"We will arrive at Golden Landing shortly, miss Helping Hooves, that's why."
>>199495
>>199497
She smiles
"This was never supposed to be a pleasurable trip. Anyhow, before we dock I'd like to give you a fair warning. Golden Landing is a bureaucratic hellhole. A city full of merchants and charlatans. A city with more lawyers than guardsponies. A city wi-"
>>199501
You smack full force into the doorframe. The captain winces a little as some blood sticks to it and you fall back on your ass.
At least you are distracted enough by this to not touch anything around here. The captain helps you up with her telekinesis.
"Mister Halion, are you quite alright? Still not used to the rowdy sea?"
>>199503
You guffaw loud enough for the entire ship to hear. Some of the crew come looking over to see what the racket is all about, but the captain quickly sends them back to their posts.
"People, please. Show a bit of order and restraint!"
Oh there they are! They were with the captain all along! You silly silly dog!
>>199494
"We will arrive at Golden Landing shortly, miss Helping Hooves, that's why."
>>199495
>>199497
She smiles
"This was never supposed to be a pleasurable trip. Anyhow, before we dock I'd like to give you a fair warning. Golden Landing is a bureaucratic hellhole. A city full of merchants and charlatans. A city with more lawyers than guardsponies. A city wi-"
>>199501
You smack full force into the doorframe. The captain winces a little as some blood sticks to it and you fall back on your ass.
At least you are distracted enough by this to not touch anything around here. The captain helps you up with her telekinesis.
"Mister Halion, are you quite alright? Still not used to the rowdy sea?"
>>199503
You guffaw loud enough for the entire ship to hear. Some of the crew come looking over to see what the racket is all about, but the captain quickly sends them back to their posts.
"People, please. Show a bit of order and restraint!"
>>199505
A little bit of this and a little bit of that aaaaand… there! The bleeding has stopped, his nose feels as if nothing ever happened. You even clean up the blood from the doorframe.
The captain casts you a thankful smile.
>>199507
BLOOD EVERYWHERE
OH GODS YOU'RE GOING TO BLEED THE HELL OU- oh wait nevermind, that nice pony fixed it all up for you. All is cool.
>>199508
He seems totally fine now
>>199509
You're still giggling like a little filly
>>199511
"As long as you deem necessary. As I said before, I'm merely here to get you from A to B. To keep in touch with the council and to advise you on things you need to know."
>>199513
"Of course there are."
A little bit of this and a little bit of that aaaaand… there! The bleeding has stopped, his nose feels as if nothing ever happened. You even clean up the blood from the doorframe.
The captain casts you a thankful smile.
>>199507
BLOOD EVERYWHERE
OH GODS YOU'RE GOING TO BLEED THE HELL OU- oh wait nevermind, that nice pony fixed it all up for you. All is cool.
>>199508
He seems totally fine now
>>199509
You're still giggling like a little filly
>>199511
"As long as you deem necessary. As I said before, I'm merely here to get you from A to B. To keep in touch with the council and to advise you on things you need to know."
>>199513
"Of course there are."
North Star clears her throat, obviously wanting to get on with things.
"As I mentioned before, we are here to meet with a information broker. His name is Earl Grey. Your meeting point is in a tavern called…"
The mare sighs before continuing
"…St. Titts."
She coughs awkwardly
"His choice, not mine. He says you'll recognize him by his red top hat. He's a donkey, it seems."
>>199519
You gives you a hard stare
"As. Long. As. You. Deem. Necessary."
"As I mentioned before, we are here to meet with a information broker. His name is Earl Grey. Your meeting point is in a tavern called…"
The mare sighs before continuing
"…St. Titts."
She coughs awkwardly
"His choice, not mine. He says you'll recognize him by his red top hat. He's a donkey, it seems."
>>199519
You gives you a hard stare
"As. Long. As. You. Deem. Necessary."
>>199536
"I suppose so, yes. Of course, nothing is ever that simple is it?"
>>199537
>>199540
"In a few minutes."
She motions to the window in her cabin, where you can see the ship is entering port as you speak.
>>199538
"Miss, this is a city of over 40000 ponies, of course there's more than one tavern."
>>199541
She chuckles awkwardly but doesn't respond
"I suppose so, yes. Of course, nothing is ever that simple is it?"
>>199537
>>199540
"In a few minutes."
She motions to the window in her cabin, where you can see the ship is entering port as you speak.
>>199538
"Miss, this is a city of over 40000 ponies, of course there's more than one tavern."
>>199541
She chuckles awkwardly but doesn't respond
>>199580
"nothankyouI'mjustfeelingalittleheatedrigthnowbye."
The mare gently pushes you outside with her magic and closes the door.
Most of the party is on the deck of the ship already. The crew have just finished laying down the gangway and are running off to take their leave, leaving only a unlucky few of them behind to stay with the ship.
>>199588
Hell, you could just take it all for yourself and persuade the broker with a small favor!
"nothankyouI'mjustfeelingalittleheatedrigthnowbye."
The mare gently pushes you outside with her magic and closes the door.
Most of the party is on the deck of the ship already. The crew have just finished laying down the gangway and are running off to take their leave, leaving only a unlucky few of them behind to stay with the ship.
>>199588
Hell, you could just take it all for yourself and persuade the broker with a small favor!
Looks like you're lucky, the tavern is near the docks, you can see its name on a large sign from the ship. It certainly looks classy. Aside from that there are plenty of other taverns and pubs along the docks, as well as warehouses and stores.
>>199605
This is PvP
>>199609
Haha nope, you can't wink through solid barriers
>>199605
This is PvP
>>199609
Haha nope, you can't wink through solid barriers
>>199616
>>199620
The two of you enter the tavern, earning you more than one look from its patrons. Some of them confused, some of the aroused.
The stallion at the counter eyes Southern Sands carefully
"Whadda we got here? New employees?"
She smirks widely, revealing his yellow teeth
>>199618
"AND I AM THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP! I ORDER YOU TO LEAVE ME BE! I AM FINE!"
>>199623
You mad
>>199620
The two of you enter the tavern, earning you more than one look from its patrons. Some of them confused, some of the aroused.
The stallion at the counter eyes Southern Sands carefully
"Whadda we got here? New employees?"
She smirks widely, revealing his yellow teeth
>>199618
"AND I AM THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP! I ORDER YOU TO LEAVE ME BE! I AM FINE!"
>>199623
You mad
>>199629
"Aight aight, ya godda pay though! No pay no booze!"
>>199628
"Ya!"
He takes out a bottle of what appears to be red wine
"Dat'll be ten bits."
>>199632
>>199633
"Whadda you doin' pony!? You're distractin' me customers from my own prized meat!"
>>199631
You hear a groan coming from behind the door but nothing more
"Aight aight, ya godda pay though! No pay no booze!"
>>199628
"Ya!"
He takes out a bottle of what appears to be red wine
"Dat'll be ten bits."
>>199632
>>199633
"Whadda you doin' pony!? You're distractin' me customers from my own prized meat!"
>>199631
You hear a groan coming from behind the door but nothing more
>>199652
You slowly get back on your feet, only to slip over a puddle and banging your head with a crack on the ground.
You are unconscious
"Oi! Oi!"
The bartender seems to be getting pissed
>>199657
You help him. Or try to at least.
You somehow end up breaking both his legs.
You don't even know how you managed to do that but their bent the wrong way now.
>>199661
The stallion runs his hoof over your mane, drooling a little
"Y-you want it straight from the tap, baby?"
Seems like he is very excited about this all.
>>199653
There are only a few windows at the back of the ship, as the captains cabin is located in the aft. All of them are closed so you cannot wink through.
>>199656
One of the employees points you towards a donkey with a red top hate sitting in a dark corner, observing you all quietly.
You slowly get back on your feet, only to slip over a puddle and banging your head with a crack on the ground.
You are unconscious
"Oi! Oi!"
The bartender seems to be getting pissed
>>199657
You help him. Or try to at least.
You somehow end up breaking both his legs.
You don't even know how you managed to do that but their bent the wrong way now.
>>199661
The stallion runs his hoof over your mane, drooling a little
"Y-you want it straight from the tap, baby?"
Seems like he is very excited about this all.
>>199653
There are only a few windows at the back of the ship, as the captains cabin is located in the aft. All of them are closed so you cannot wink through.
>>199656
One of the employees points you towards a donkey with a red top hate sitting in a dark corner, observing you all quietly.
>>199674
THAT WORKED! You carefully open up a window and wink through it. You are back in the captains cabin. The captain is sitting at her desk again, resting her head on top of it. Looks like she didn't hear you come in.
>>199676
Waking up on your own is DC7
You are still unconscious
>>199679
There you go! That fixed it all! You even managed to get his legs back in their right positions! He's still unconscious though. Waking up is DC6 on his own, DC2 with help through the use of a bucket of water
>>199683
The stallion you approached smirks and orders a bottle of wine
"What's your name, sweetie?"
THAT WORKED! You carefully open up a window and wink through it. You are back in the captains cabin. The captain is sitting at her desk again, resting her head on top of it. Looks like she didn't hear you come in.
>>199676
Waking up on your own is DC7
You are still unconscious
>>199679
There you go! That fixed it all! You even managed to get his legs back in their right positions! He's still unconscious though. Waking up is DC6 on his own, DC2 with help through the use of a bucket of water
>>199683
The stallion you approached smirks and orders a bottle of wine
"What's your name, sweetie?"
>>199691
You find a bucket in a back room that looks like water… kinda.
You splash it all over his face, that'll do the trick! It is now you notice that this isn't water. No, this is a bucket of acid. And it's burning his face away. The top half of his body is burnt horribly already, most of his fuzzy fur gone there.
>>199694
You are now suffering from a horrific seizure, the intense pain and burning sensation causing a huge meltdown in your grey matter.
>>199695
You jump on top of her, causing her to scream in complete terror. She launches you with huge force using her telekinesis, sending you tumbling into a closet.
"WHAT! WHAT!"
>>199699
He smiles at your impressive display, getting noticeably excited
"You're so… so… exotic."
>>199700
The donkey seems a little too distracted by the racket right now
"Hold on."
You find a bucket in a back room that looks like water… kinda.
You splash it all over his face, that'll do the trick! It is now you notice that this isn't water. No, this is a bucket of acid. And it's burning his face away. The top half of his body is burnt horribly already, most of his fuzzy fur gone there.
>>199694
You are now suffering from a horrific seizure, the intense pain and burning sensation causing a huge meltdown in your grey matter.
>>199695
You jump on top of her, causing her to scream in complete terror. She launches you with huge force using her telekinesis, sending you tumbling into a closet.
"WHAT! WHAT!"
>>199699
He smiles at your impressive display, getting noticeably excited
"You're so… so… exotic."
>>199700
The donkey seems a little too distracted by the racket right now
"Hold on."
>>199712
She's heaving heavily, clutching her chest with wide panicked eyes
"W-w-what were you thinking!? Where did you even come from!?"
>>199715
"Are you kidding? Are you seeing this chaos? This entire mess? It's… it's beautiful!"
He seems completely absorbed by the scene
>>199717
You are in the process of a terrifying seizure whilst slowly being killed by acid. No waking up unless you rolled a 10 there.
>>199714
Critfails never result in what you want to do
To finish this brew of disaster off, you shove some extremely poisonous plants down the dog's throat
Wait, why did you do that!?
Oh look he stopped breathing.
And you're pretty sure you're not supposed to see his brain oozing out of his ears.
What's that smell?
>>199719
He's a normal looking earth stallion. Brown coat, yellow eyes, short beige mane.
And you are just dancing like a pro right now, most of the patrons aren't even noticing the horrific sight of the dog being mutilated by every matter in the universe.
"I… I… It's good…"
He's staring at you, mouth wide agape
She's heaving heavily, clutching her chest with wide panicked eyes
"W-w-what were you thinking!? Where did you even come from!?"
>>199715
"Are you kidding? Are you seeing this chaos? This entire mess? It's… it's beautiful!"
He seems completely absorbed by the scene
>>199717
You are in the process of a terrifying seizure whilst slowly being killed by acid. No waking up unless you rolled a 10 there.
>>199714
Critfails never result in what you want to do
To finish this brew of disaster off, you shove some extremely poisonous plants down the dog's throat
Wait, why did you do that!?
Oh look he stopped breathing.
And you're pretty sure you're not supposed to see his brain oozing out of his ears.
What's that smell?
>>199719
He's a normal looking earth stallion. Brown coat, yellow eyes, short beige mane.
And you are just dancing like a pro right now, most of the patrons aren't even noticing the horrific sight of the dog being mutilated by every matter in the universe.
"I… I… It's good…"
He's staring at you, mouth wide agape
>>199735
He shoves a hoof in your mouth, shutting you up
"Be quiet now. Business can wait."
>>199736
No.
You'd rather just lie on the floor a little while thinking about what the heck just happened.
Who knows what consequences this will have?
>>199737
Looks like a bad case of arousal and embarrassment, doc.
She doesn't even dare to look at you anymore
"Not a word. To anypony. Understand?"
>>199745
Looks like she just killed that dog somehow.
No one even saw it happening thanks to your most impressive choreography
"I… I… I…"
The stallion is at a loss for words
>>199747
Rest in pieces son.
We hardly knew ya, fuzzball
He shoves a hoof in your mouth, shutting you up
"Be quiet now. Business can wait."
>>199736
No.
You'd rather just lie on the floor a little while thinking about what the heck just happened.
Who knows what consequences this will have?
>>199737
Looks like a bad case of arousal and embarrassment, doc.
She doesn't even dare to look at you anymore
"Not a word. To anypony. Understand?"
>>199745
Looks like she just killed that dog somehow.
No one even saw it happening thanks to your most impressive choreography
"I… I… I…"
The stallion is at a loss for words
>>199747
Rest in pieces son.
We hardly knew ya, fuzzball
>>199762
Nope, insufficient anger. Please reroll a character
>>199766
You curl up and whimper a little
That's all you can muster the strength for right now
>>199773
The stallion seems sad that you left him, but keeps staring at your butt.
>>199775
You are visibly shaken and shocked right now, but in time you'll get over it.
>>199768
She narrows her eyes at you
"You barge into my cabin, going against specific orders to leave me alone and now you make these kind of comments?"
'1d10'
Roll #1 9 = 9
Nope, insufficient anger. Please reroll a character
>>199766
You curl up and whimper a little
That's all you can muster the strength for right now
>>199773
The stallion seems sad that you left him, but keeps staring at your butt.
>>199775
You are visibly shaken and shocked right now, but in time you'll get over it.
>>199768
She narrows her eyes at you
"You barge into my cabin, going against specific orders to leave me alone and now you make these kind of comments?"
'1d10'
Roll #1 9 = 9
>>199808
"Why don't you come back later? to ensure to confusion or mixups happens when communicating with your lovely friends? I've learned throughout the years that those can be very common in the information market."
He drinks from his cup again
"I assure you it will be worth your time, off you go for now!"
"Why don't you come back later? to ensure to confusion or mixups happens when communicating with your lovely friends? I've learned throughout the years that those can be very common in the information market."
He drinks from his cup again
"I assure you it will be worth your time, off you go for now!"
>>199819
He smirks and gets up, then walks through the table, his hat disappearing in thin air.
Wait what? Through the damn table?
"You think I don't know these type of tricks? This city is full of ponies like you, so don't expect to fool me this easily."
Looks like that's an illusion, goddamn.
He smirks and gets up, then walks through the table, his hat disappearing in thin air.
Wait what? Through the damn table?
"You think I don't know these type of tricks? This city is full of ponies like you, so don't expect to fool me this easily."
Looks like that's an illusion, goddamn.
So this is where luck has gotten me today… the biggest city on the ass of the world. I bet it'd be nicer without the damn apocalypse going on…
hm hm hm, could go study, could go drink.
Hm… she looks familiar…
Take out a coin and flip it
Let luck decide - heads, I chat her up about the scrolls, tails, I offer her a drink too.
'1d10'
Roll #1 7 = 7
hm hm hm, could go study, could go drink.
Hm… she looks familiar…
Take out a coin and flip it
Let luck decide - heads, I chat her up about the scrolls, tails, I offer her a drink too.
'1d10'
Roll #1 7 = 7
>>200611
"Running Luck… Running Luck… I swear I've heard that before somewhere but whe-"
With all too much eagerness you grab hold of the collection of scrolls the mare is carrying with your own telekinesis. In your excitement to help however you put a little too much oomph into the spell, causing it to shred all said scrolls into tiny pieces in a matter of seconds.
The mare stares at you with a blank look on her face
"… Now I remember."
"Running Luck… Running Luck… I swear I've heard that before somewhere but whe-"
With all too much eagerness you grab hold of the collection of scrolls the mare is carrying with your own telekinesis. In your excitement to help however you put a little too much oomph into the spell, causing it to shred all said scrolls into tiny pieces in a matter of seconds.
The mare stares at you with a blank look on her face
"… Now I remember."
>>200616
You win some, you lose some. Your pasta sits firmly in your saddlebags
The mare looks around at the carnage that was a collection of scrolls just moments before with a sullen look on her face.
After a moment of silence, she closes her eyes and sighs deeply
"It was actually. Just a several hours of work lost there…"
You win some, you lose some. Your pasta sits firmly in your saddlebags
The mare looks around at the carnage that was a collection of scrolls just moments before with a sullen look on her face.
After a moment of silence, she closes her eyes and sighs deeply
"It was actually. Just a several hours of work lost there…"
>>203148
Nope, her heart is going at ten thousand beats per minute as she continues to kiss you with all her might on the floor of her office
>>203159
She uses her magic to take off your glasses, putting them on her desk, and breaks off for a moment, looking you deep in the eyes.
"So tell me nurse, how would you approach this problem?"
Nope, her heart is going at ten thousand beats per minute as she continues to kiss you with all her might on the floor of her office
>>203159
She uses her magic to take off your glasses, putting them on her desk, and breaks off for a moment, looking you deep in the eyes.
"So tell me nurse, how would you approach this problem?"