"Now here we have a standard issue Equestrian heavy armour. Looks solid, sturdy, good for protection. Put this on and you will be invincible."
The battlemaster grabs a dagger off a nearby table and jams it between a joint in the armour, making the dummy inside leak some red juice
"Surely you will not need to care for blocking in such a suit."
He leaves the dagger in and picks up an axe, embedding it in the back of the dummy, cracking the armour
"When armoured, you can clearly just walk into battle without a care in the world."
He takes a sword, and with a swift turning motion, rams it through the eye slit of the helmet.
Much of the dummy is now drenched in simulated blood
"You have no weak points. You are clearly perfect."
He takes a mace and smashes the helmet, sending a splash of gore out of the bottom.
"As you can see, all you need is some armour."
he kicks the dummy over and jams a second sword through its belly, leaving it pinned to the floor
"Do you feel ready for battle yet?"