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Paladinquest - Thread 1 DM No.316182
Chapter 1: Introductions.
The Canterlot Paladin Academy.
Founded by great ponies of faith, it now serves as the training grounds for Equestria's most faithful fighters.
Some start their path to becoming paladins at a very young age.
Others join in at a later point of their lives, looking to right past wrongs, seeking deeper meanings, or simply to better serve their homeland.
Today, a new batch of accepted recruits begin their journey.
Many eager young bodies have gathered in the academy courtyard, busily socializing, comparing histories and getting to know one another.
From a high tower, a few important figures watch them, silently exchanging glances.
Only time will tell if that they suspect is indeed true.
The Canterlot Paladin Academy.
Founded by great ponies of faith, it now serves as the training grounds for Equestria's most faithful fighters.
Some start their path to becoming paladins at a very young age.
Others join in at a later point of their lives, looking to right past wrongs, seeking deeper meanings, or simply to better serve their homeland.
Today, a new batch of accepted recruits begin their journey.
Many eager young bodies have gathered in the academy courtyard, busily socializing, comparing histories and getting to know one another.
From a high tower, a few important figures watch them, silently exchanging glances.
Only time will tell if that they suspect is indeed true.
Papaver Field [Paladin] No.316217
Walk around star struck and take sight of the place, the ponies, the beauty.
This is all I ever dreamt!
Look around!
Roll #0 3 = 3
This is all I ever dreamt!
Look around!
Roll #0 3 = 3
>Autoupdate in charge of working
>>316217
A lot of ponies here.
Most of them seem busy though…
>[Paladin]
>>316224
But the academy itself seems really vast. From here you can see the outer wall, what you assume is the main academy building, two dormitories and a training field.
There is an air of magic to this place, and you feel more attuned with your own soul just being here.
>>316217
A lot of ponies here.
Most of them seem busy though…
>[Paladin]
>>316224
But the academy itself seems really vast. From here you can see the outer wall, what you assume is the main academy building, two dormitories and a training field.
There is an air of magic to this place, and you feel more attuned with your own soul just being here.
Sheepishly smile and to myself, knowing this is where all of the great Inquisitors in my family started out.
But why waste time taking a look at the sights? I've visited the campus once or twice before with the family. I need to go find friends! See if I can find any other newbies that look friendly.
Roll #0 4 = 4
But why waste time taking a look at the sights? I've visited the campus once or twice before with the family. I need to go find friends! See if I can find any other newbies that look friendly.
Roll #0 4 = 4
Papaver Field [Bard] No.316236
>>316226
Brainfart
Ohw… I was hoping for a friend… Let's go look around the place then! Where am I supposed to go, anyway? Can I remember that?
Roll #0 2 = 2
Brainfart
Ohw… I was hoping for a friend… Let's go look around the place then! Where am I supposed to go, anyway? Can I remember that?
Roll #0 2 = 2
>>316290
Give her a big smile and inch closer.
"I bet you'll change your mind, soon! You'll find out that this is the best thing that ever happened to you! I promise you. Some day, you'll look back, and thank Celestia that you came here instead. You just don't see it yet!"
I glance around a bit. "Hey, weren't we supposed to be going to an introduction ceremony or something? Or do they not do that anymore here?"
Give her a big smile and inch closer.
"I bet you'll change your mind, soon! You'll find out that this is the best thing that ever happened to you! I promise you. Some day, you'll look back, and thank Celestia that you came here instead. You just don't see it yet!"
I glance around a bit. "Hey, weren't we supposed to be going to an introduction ceremony or something? Or do they not do that anymore here?"
Papaver Field [Bard] No.316355
>>316340
"Yeah! My parents told me all about the heroes of old and how our family was made of great warriors and how you can find yourself in the batllefield, you know?
And about the light of Celestia and how it will always protect us an the good paladins do an-"
Stop talking all of a sudden and stare in awe at the Great Hall.
"Yeah! My parents told me all about the heroes of old and how our family was made of great warriors and how you can find yourself in the batllefield, you know?
And about the light of Celestia and how it will always protect us an the good paladins do an-"
Stop talking all of a sudden and stare in awe at the Great Hall.
>>316424
"Nock, daughter of Spell Seeker, son of Star Guided, son of Crescent Path. My cutie mark is the Waning Spark, a talent for snuffing out magic. I don't have official training, but I've been taught to handle a bow at my family's compound. And I will join the Holy Guard: not just a goal, it's my future."
"Nock, daughter of Spell Seeker, son of Star Guided, son of Crescent Path. My cutie mark is the Waning Spark, a talent for snuffing out magic. I don't have official training, but I've been taught to handle a bow at my family's compound. And I will join the Holy Guard: not just a goal, it's my future."
>>316534
You go in to the hall early and nab a good seat
>>316535
>>316537
>>316543
You join the others in the Great Hall to listen to the speakers.
First up is what looks like a councilor of sorts
"Welcome all. I will keep this brief for now, as I'm sure you're all eager to get to your dorms and to meet your new companions.
But first, our very own Battlemaster has agreed to say a few words on behalf of the faculty."
A large, rough looking pony steps up
"Good day all of you. My job is to make sure you will not flinch when you stare hell itself in the eye. To ensure when you march to battle the unholy legions, you will not even bat an eye. To make the horrors of war so mundane and dull to you you will YAWN as you cleave apart your foes! For believe me it takes more guts to turn back and run with me in the lines than it takes to kick Tirek himself in his thorny cock! DISMI-"
The councilor hurries to shoo him off the stage
"Well, thank you for that. Now you m-"
He falls silent, then quickly bows and backs away.
A third pony steps on stage. Gaunt, and dressed mostly in dark, well kept and highly ornate robes. His eyes are as pale as his coat, and his thin beard as ethereal as his complexion.
"I am the headmaster. I do not usually greet new students, but I feel there are some among you who I will be seeing again. Some, who have been touched. Marked. I will see to it that when the time comes, my hunches will be proven true or false. Keep that in mind you two."
He looks at the other speakers, then glances back at the students
"You will all serve well. I know you will. But some will serve better than others. And a few… far more than the others put together."
He leaves in silence.
After a moment the councilor finishes up
"Please report to the scribes at the exits for your dormitory keys."
You go in to the hall early and nab a good seat
>>316535
>>316537
>>316543
You join the others in the Great Hall to listen to the speakers.
First up is what looks like a councilor of sorts
"Welcome all. I will keep this brief for now, as I'm sure you're all eager to get to your dorms and to meet your new companions.
But first, our very own Battlemaster has agreed to say a few words on behalf of the faculty."
A large, rough looking pony steps up
"Good day all of you. My job is to make sure you will not flinch when you stare hell itself in the eye. To ensure when you march to battle the unholy legions, you will not even bat an eye. To make the horrors of war so mundane and dull to you you will YAWN as you cleave apart your foes! For believe me it takes more guts to turn back and run with me in the lines than it takes to kick Tirek himself in his thorny cock! DISMI-"
The councilor hurries to shoo him off the stage
"Well, thank you for that. Now you m-"
He falls silent, then quickly bows and backs away.
A third pony steps on stage. Gaunt, and dressed mostly in dark, well kept and highly ornate robes. His eyes are as pale as his coat, and his thin beard as ethereal as his complexion.
"I am the headmaster. I do not usually greet new students, but I feel there are some among you who I will be seeing again. Some, who have been touched. Marked. I will see to it that when the time comes, my hunches will be proven true or false. Keep that in mind you two."
He looks at the other speakers, then glances back at the students
"You will all serve well. I know you will. But some will serve better than others. And a few… far more than the others put together."
He leaves in silence.
After a moment the councilor finishes up
"Please report to the scribes at the exits for your dormitory keys."
AND ON TO THEIR DORMS THEY WENT.
WHAT ADVENTURES AWAIT OUR YOUNG HEROES?
WHO ELSE ARRIVED AFTER THEM?
LETS SEE ABOUT THAT TOMORROW.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaM1FKhrODc
WHAT ADVENTURES AWAIT OUR YOUNG HEROES?
WHO ELSE ARRIVED AFTER THEM?
LETS SEE ABOUT THAT TOMORROW.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaM1FKhrODc
>>317555
>>317556
It's not too lavish. A four bed room, with a dresser, two tables, a few large closets and some lamps.
Looks like they expect the students to personalize the place themselves.
The window shows the training yard.
>>317558
You find your room and check it out.
Two beds, two closets, two tables, two lamps. Easy to divide down the middle. Nice view of the training yard out of the window.
>>317556
It's not too lavish. A four bed room, with a dresser, two tables, a few large closets and some lamps.
Looks like they expect the students to personalize the place themselves.
The window shows the training yard.
>>317558
You find your room and check it out.
Two beds, two closets, two tables, two lamps. Easy to divide down the middle. Nice view of the training yard out of the window.
>>317583
>>317584
"Yeah, okay! It'll be an exploration mission! I haven't seen the library yet either, so I'm not sure where it is. We're sure to bump into some interesting stuff while we're out. Even if we can't find it right away, we're sure to stumble onto something good."
Head out into the campus looking around for anything interesting, or clues for a library.
>>317584
"Yeah, okay! It'll be an exploration mission! I haven't seen the library yet either, so I'm not sure where it is. We're sure to bump into some interesting stuff while we're out. Even if we can't find it right away, we're sure to stumble onto something good."
Head out into the campus looking around for anything interesting, or clues for a library.
>>317593
You should probably check out your dorm after you were given a key for it by the scribes.
>>317588
>>317591
>>317594
You locate a map of the academy.
marked on it are the locations of the
-Sword Dorm
-Hammer Dorm
-Training Fields
-Armory
-Smith
-Main Building
And under the main building
-Classrooms
-Great hall
-Library
-Nurse
-Dining Hall
-Faculty rooms
-Headmaster's Office
-Councilor's Office
etc
You should probably check out your dorm after you were given a key for it by the scribes.
>>317588
>>317591
>>317594
You locate a map of the academy.
marked on it are the locations of the
-Sword Dorm
-Hammer Dorm
-Training Fields
-Armory
-Smith
-Main Building
And under the main building
-Classrooms
-Great hall
-Library
-Nurse
-Dining Hall
-Faculty rooms
-Headmaster's Office
-Councilor's Office
etc
>>317600
Two of everything seems to be the theme. Bed, dresser, table, lamp. All split down the middle of the room with equal sides.
Looks like you have a roommate too >>317582
>>317603
Oh look, that must be your roommate who just went past you. His key had the same number.
>>317599
>>317602
The library is on the second floor. The doors are heavy and there is a metal grid that can be locked in front of them.
Inside the Librarian asks if you need any help.
Two of everything seems to be the theme. Bed, dresser, table, lamp. All split down the middle of the room with equal sides.
Looks like you have a roommate too >>317582
>>317603
Oh look, that must be your roommate who just went past you. His key had the same number.
>>317599
>>317602
The library is on the second floor. The doors are heavy and there is a metal grid that can be locked in front of them.
Inside the Librarian asks if you need any help.
>>317610
From the looks of it, huge.
It is divided into multiple wings
"You must be one of the new students. Are you looking for the Divine Magic wing, the Arcane Magic Wing or the Elemental magic wing?"
>>317613
A few weapons, shields and helmets have been stored here. The small plaques near them tell a little of their history.
>>317614
"That'd be in the History section."
From the looks of it, huge.
It is divided into multiple wings
"You must be one of the new students. Are you looking for the Divine Magic wing, the Arcane Magic Wing or the Elemental magic wing?"
>>317613
A few weapons, shields and helmets have been stored here. The small plaques near them tell a little of their history.
>>317614
"That'd be in the History section."
>>317619
"The divine magic section is the first in the magic wing from the door."
>>317620
[The Tales of Grandeur VOL XVI: Sir Granfallos]
>>317618
What luck! There is a map here!
marked on it are the locations of the
-Sword Dorm
-Hammer Dorm
-Training Fields
-Armory
-Smith
-Main Building
And under the main building
-Classrooms
-Great hall
-Library
-Nurse
-Dining Hall
-Faculty rooms
-Headmaster's Office
-Councilor's Office
etc
"The divine magic section is the first in the magic wing from the door."
>>317620
[The Tales of Grandeur VOL XVI: Sir Granfallos]
>>317618
What luck! There is a map here!
marked on it are the locations of the
-Sword Dorm
-Hammer Dorm
-Training Fields
-Armory
-Smith
-Main Building
And under the main building
-Classrooms
-Great hall
-Library
-Nurse
-Dining Hall
-Faculty rooms
-Headmaster's Office
-Councilor's Office
etc
Papaver Field [Mage] No.317629
>>317628
Vol 16th? No way I'm starting a story halfway through.
Look for something more… Paladin-ey! Something that could inspire me!
Roll #0 6 = 6
Vol 16th? No way I'm starting a story halfway through.
Look for something more… Paladin-ey! Something that could inspire me!
Roll #0 6 = 6
>>317639
Hm… maybe I can at least find a book on Spellbreaker here. My parents and teachers would want me to look into it, given my talent.
Roll #0 10 = 10
Hm… maybe I can at least find a book on Spellbreaker here. My parents and teachers would want me to look into it, given my talent.
Roll #0 10 = 10
>>317642
You find a pile of books with a note attached
[Study material for Spellbreaker studies. Deliver to Arch Triumph]
>>317645
[Lightstrike lived in the era following the North Wars. A pony of faith above all, he held no desire to tie himself to petty politics and swore to never fight under the banner of any king-]
>>317647
You picked up way too much.
You can't even decide where to begin.
You find a pile of books with a note attached
[Study material for Spellbreaker studies. Deliver to Arch Triumph]
>>317645
[Lightstrike lived in the era following the North Wars. A pony of faith above all, he held no desire to tie himself to petty politics and swore to never fight under the banner of any king-]
>>317647
You picked up way too much.
You can't even decide where to begin.
>>317684
A grin. "That wasn't so hard."
I'll take the pile of books. Hopefully it's not too tall! I don't want to spend all my time doing reading assignments this semester.
>>317690
"Come on, Star, you gotta prioritize!"
I'll help her pick out just the important stuff for her skill level. '1d10'
Roll #1 5 = 5
A grin. "That wasn't so hard."
I'll take the pile of books. Hopefully it's not too tall! I don't want to spend all my time doing reading assignments this semester.
>>317690
"Come on, Star, you gotta prioritize!"
I'll help her pick out just the important stuff for her skill level. '1d10'
Roll #1 5 = 5
>>317722
This thing has fucking everything in it.
From detailed instructions on first aid to checklists on symptoms to identify diseases to anatomical charts for combat and field treatment purposes.
>>317724
>>317726
"Not many want to. Just make sure you keep it safe and clean.
You are aware of the other rules of the academy right?"
This thing has fucking everything in it.
From detailed instructions on first aid to checklists on symptoms to identify diseases to anatomical charts for combat and field treatment purposes.
>>317724
>>317726
"Not many want to. Just make sure you keep it safe and clean.
You are aware of the other rules of the academy right?"
>>317731
>>317732
"You can find the full list posted on the Great Hall wall and by the Councilor's office.
But the short of it is as follows
-No sneaking outside after light out
-No intentional harming of others
-No entering off limits areas of the academy
-No disrespecting the faculty-"
He takes a look at you both
"-and no getting anyone knocked up. Got it?
There are more rules, but those seem to be the ones that most students have trouble remembering."
>>317734
You have no idea what time it is. You do not care.
Unless someone snaps you out of it, you will be here until the guards throw you out at light out.
>>317732
"You can find the full list posted on the Great Hall wall and by the Councilor's office.
But the short of it is as follows
-No sneaking outside after light out
-No intentional harming of others
-No entering off limits areas of the academy
-No disrespecting the faculty-"
He takes a look at you both
"-and no getting anyone knocked up. Got it?
There are more rules, but those seem to be the ones that most students have trouble remembering."
>>317734
You have no idea what time it is. You do not care.
Unless someone snaps you out of it, you will be here until the guards throw you out at light out.
>>317741
"Far too often. It's why we moved away from mixed dorms."
>>317744
"Good. I like a confident attitude.
Try not to sound too cocky around the battlemaster though."
>>317752
>>317756
She is entirely lost to the passage of time.
…you might want to get help. This is not natural. This is something entirely different.
"Far too often. It's why we moved away from mixed dorms."
>>317744
"Good. I like a confident attitude.
Try not to sound too cocky around the battlemaster though."
>>317752
>>317756
She is entirely lost to the passage of time.
…you might want to get help. This is not natural. This is something entirely different.
Papaver Field [Mage] No.317768
>>317765
"It's this damn book! Must be cursed!"
Pull Star Hopper on my back and trot over to the librarian.
"We need help!"
Roll #0 6 = 6
"It's this damn book! Must be cursed!"
Pull Star Hopper on my back and trot over to the librarian.
"We need help!"
Roll #0 6 = 6
Papaver Field [Mage] No.317775
>>317773
"Some… Magic stuff on healing and anatomy and the body!"
Drop the mare on the floor.
"Wait here!"
Run back and pick that book up, then come back to the librarian.
Roll #0 3 = 3
"Some… Magic stuff on healing and anatomy and the body!"
Drop the mare on the floor.
"Wait here!"
Run back and pick that book up, then come back to the librarian.
Roll #0 3 = 3
>>317775
The Librarian looks very worried for a moment, then glances to her side and recoils back
"H-HEADMASTER! Sir!"
The headmaster silently raises a hoof and steps to observe the entranced student
"Could it be…?"
He touches her softly, awakening her.
"…the mark…"
He turns around and leaves, deep in thought.
The librarian swallows
"S-sorry I'm not used to seeing him here. Oh! seems your friend is all better now!"
The Librarian looks very worried for a moment, then glances to her side and recoils back
"H-HEADMASTER! Sir!"
The headmaster silently raises a hoof and steps to observe the entranced student
"Could it be…?"
He touches her softly, awakening her.
"…the mark…"
He turns around and leaves, deep in thought.
The librarian swallows
"S-sorry I'm not used to seeing him here. Oh! seems your friend is all better now!"
Papaver Field [Mage] No.317786
>>317781
"What? What happened? Is she gonna be okay?"
Oh god I'm about to lose it!
Roll to keep calm like a real paladin would.
Roll #0 7 = 7
"What? What happened? Is she gonna be okay?"
Oh god I'm about to lose it!
Roll to keep calm like a real paladin would.
Roll #0 7 = 7
>>317869
"Oh? OH! You're what he was talking about! one second please."
The assistant gets up and enters the headmaster's office.
He returns after a while
"…the headmaster has asked you to speak with him."
>>317870
The instructor writes something in his notebook
"Very good. Anything else you two need then?"
"Oh? OH! You're what he was talking about! one second please."
The assistant gets up and enters the headmaster's office.
He returns after a while
"…the headmaster has asked you to speak with him."
>>317870
The instructor writes something in his notebook
"Very good. Anything else you two need then?"
>>317897
You have well enough time. Seems the library is on the second floor.
>>317898
>>317900
His office is more like a reliquary. It has artifacts from numerous sources, and tons of notes and books.
The windows offer a good view of the academy grounds.
"Please, do sit. The reason I wanted to see you again is because I believe you are… special."
>>317899
"Well for one, none can pass the Cerberus. For another, no leaving academy grounds without permission."
You have well enough time. Seems the library is on the second floor.
>>317898
>>317900
His office is more like a reliquary. It has artifacts from numerous sources, and tons of notes and books.
The windows offer a good view of the academy grounds.
"Please, do sit. The reason I wanted to see you again is because I believe you are… special."
>>317899
"Well for one, none can pass the Cerberus. For another, no leaving academy grounds without permission."
Papaver Field [Mage] No.317907
>>317903
He wanted to see us again? But he left without a word! We seeked him out.
And yeah, chickened out at the last second. But take a seat.
Respectfully.
How does one sit respectfully?
Am I overthinking this?
Oh god.
He said special.
THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY WHEN YOU HAVE A PROBLEM ISN'T IT?
He wanted to see us again? But he left without a word! We seeked him out.
And yeah, chickened out at the last second. But take a seat.
Respectfully.
How does one sit respectfully?
Am I overthinking this?
Oh god.
He said special.
THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY WHEN YOU HAVE A PROBLEM ISN'T IT?
>>317905
"No. A certain mark. One that is not visible, or immediately apparent, but one many before you have shared.
I have read much of it, and have dedicated years into studying it.
I never thought I could get closer to an answer than these old artifacts I have amassed. But then I felt something new. Something about the new arrivals.
Among them were some with a strange power to them.
And after today, I believe you are at least one… if not two of those."
>>317908
"Make it ten pages long.
And if you turn it in late I'm getting you the girls' uniform come laundry day. Now hurry along. Lots of writing to do."
"No. A certain mark. One that is not visible, or immediately apparent, but one many before you have shared.
I have read much of it, and have dedicated years into studying it.
I never thought I could get closer to an answer than these old artifacts I have amassed. But then I felt something new. Something about the new arrivals.
Among them were some with a strange power to them.
And after today, I believe you are at least one… if not two of those."
>>317908
"Make it ten pages long.
And if you turn it in late I'm getting you the girls' uniform come laundry day. Now hurry along. Lots of writing to do."
>>317926
>>317928
"Not even I am entirely sure. And I won't bother nor needlessly worry you with details. Simply know, that if I am indeed right, you will have great destinies ahead of you."
>>317927
There it is! Easy peasy.
[Beasts of Legend: C]
This book is full of useful info!
Roll 3d10 for essay quality
>>317928
"Not even I am entirely sure. And I won't bother nor needlessly worry you with details. Simply know, that if I am indeed right, you will have great destinies ahead of you."
>>317927
There it is! Easy peasy.
[Beasts of Legend: C]
This book is full of useful info!
Roll 3d10 for essay quality
>>317943
Yep, that should do well.
You especially like pages 2 and 6, where you embellish your own fictional battle against the Cerberus.
>>317944
>>317946
>>317948
"I am sure of nothing yet, so best not worry over it. Run along now. I need to check a few things."
>>317953
Looks like Sidus is here too.
You also pick up a book called [The Anatomy of Battle], and can read it when you want to.
Yep, that should do well.
You especially like pages 2 and 6, where you embellish your own fictional battle against the Cerberus.
>>317944
>>317946
>>317948
"I am sure of nothing yet, so best not worry over it. Run along now. I need to check a few things."
>>317953
Looks like Sidus is here too.
You also pick up a book called [The Anatomy of Battle], and can read it when you want to.
Papaver Field [Mage] No.317967
>>317957
Okay I guess after this I should really go back to the library.
Look for a book about this 'Master', whatever it is.
Roll #0 9 = 9
Okay I guess after this I should really go back to the library.
Look for a book about this 'Master', whatever it is.
Roll #0 9 = 9
>>317982
[-The Master is a deity who is sometimes referenced in stories relating to creation and destiny. No real records of worship exist, only snippets of mentions in texts regarding heroes of old and some authors. With no known places or worship or structure indicating a proper religion, odds are The Master is some obscure deity from ancient times that random ponies ended up worshiping or at least acknowledging possibly in hopes of good fortune and guidance.-]
>>317983
[The Anatomy of Battle, a collection of medical texts and combat techniques conveniently united in a single tome. Here, you will find all the information you will ever need on optimizing damage in combat.-]
>>317984
You technically are there already. What part would you like to explore?
[-The Master is a deity who is sometimes referenced in stories relating to creation and destiny. No real records of worship exist, only snippets of mentions in texts regarding heroes of old and some authors. With no known places or worship or structure indicating a proper religion, odds are The Master is some obscure deity from ancient times that random ponies ended up worshiping or at least acknowledging possibly in hopes of good fortune and guidance.-]
>>317983
[The Anatomy of Battle, a collection of medical texts and combat techniques conveniently united in a single tome. Here, you will find all the information you will ever need on optimizing damage in combat.-]
>>317984
You technically are there already. What part would you like to explore?
>>317995
A trio of mares did just head past you into the library.
Must be an egghead hotspot.
>>317998
You barely get half way into the first chapter.
The book is written and illustrated in a very graphic style, and quite frankly you barely even want to eat any more.
You shudder to think what the later parts will be like…
A trio of mares did just head past you into the library.
Must be an egghead hotspot.
>>317998
You barely get half way into the first chapter.
The book is written and illustrated in a very graphic style, and quite frankly you barely even want to eat any more.
You shudder to think what the later parts will be like…
Papaver Field [Mage] No.318005
>>318002
"W-whoa! Calm down!"
Try to hold her.
"It's not our fault! Is just something the Headmaster said!"
Roll #0 1 = 1
"W-whoa! Calm down!"
Try to hold her.
"It's not our fault! Is just something the Headmaster said!"
Roll #0 1 = 1
>>318002
You get a sudden vision of hellish depths. Of dark rock and black flame. Of screaming demons and of a jagged crown.
And of a light that cuts through it all.
Snapping out of it, you are screaming, flailing wildly, and wet yourself.
>>318005
Holding onto her was not really a good plan, and you take a panicking hoof to the jaw and land in a wet pool on the floor.
>>318006
What in the hell is going on with those three over there…?
>>318004
You could try the Dining Hall or Dorms
You get a sudden vision of hellish depths. Of dark rock and black flame. Of screaming demons and of a jagged crown.
And of a light that cuts through it all.
Snapping out of it, you are screaming, flailing wildly, and wet yourself.
>>318005
Holding onto her was not really a good plan, and you take a panicking hoof to the jaw and land in a wet pool on the floor.
>>318006
What in the hell is going on with those three over there…?
>>318004
You could try the Dining Hall or Dorms
>>318018
Okay.
Stand on one of the table, clear my throat, and start.
"Hey, other lowly students! I want to make an announcment! I just wanted to say that I, Sidus, the pony who will be the best in everything these classes can offer, the first one to graduate and the pony who will be greater than the Gods themselves! Any questions?"
Okay.
Stand on one of the table, clear my throat, and start.
"Hey, other lowly students! I want to make an announcment! I just wanted to say that I, Sidus, the pony who will be the best in everything these classes can offer, the first one to graduate and the pony who will be greater than the Gods themselves! Any questions?"
Papaver Field [Mage] No.318107
>>318098
"Hei you were not the one covered in piss. Good thing that guy didn't mind."
Look at the pillow that falls flat on the floor, a mile away from Star.
"No pillow fight, uh? I'll take a shower."
Go hit the tub.
Roll #0 8 = 8
"Hei you were not the one covered in piss. Good thing that guy didn't mind."
Look at the pillow that falls flat on the floor, a mile away from Star.
"No pillow fight, uh? I'll take a shower."
Go hit the tub.
Roll #0 8 = 8
>>318105
You could probably try and bribe someone.
Or beg.
Or you know, behave.
>>318106
Looks like your roommate is stuck outside, looking grumpy.
>>318107
Lets see about that room of yours again.
1 - collective bathroom and shower, shared with other rooms
2 - own bathroom, collective shower
3 - own shower as well
4 - holy shit there is even a balcony
'1d4'
Roll #1 4 = 4
You could probably try and bribe someone.
Or beg.
Or you know, behave.
>>318106
Looks like your roommate is stuck outside, looking grumpy.
>>318107
Lets see about that room of yours again.
1 - collective bathroom and shower, shared with other rooms
2 - own bathroom, collective shower
3 - own shower as well
4 - holy shit there is even a balcony
'1d4'
Roll #1 4 = 4
Papaver Field [Mage] No.318193
>>318189
Pout a bit, but look for a seat for now. That shower was too good to be angry at food.
Roll #0 9 = 9
Pout a bit, but look for a seat for now. That shower was too good to be angry at food.
Roll #0 9 = 9
Papaver Field [Mage] No.318275
>>318267
You call that boring? I'm gonna get a plateful and enjoy the holy light out of them.
Once my playe is filled, go back to the table and ENJOY IT!
Roll #0 2 = 2
You call that boring? I'm gonna get a plateful and enjoy the holy light out of them.
Once my playe is filled, go back to the table and ENJOY IT!
Roll #0 2 = 2
Jonagold [Male Earth Pony Knight] No.318443
>>318438
"That's a really good thing to do. Healing magic is hard stuff, from what I hear. And you can still be a doctor here. Just… you'll be able to defend yourself if you get into a fight. Not that you wouldn't have ponies looking out for you, of course."
"That's a really good thing to do. Healing magic is hard stuff, from what I hear. And you can still be a doctor here. Just… you'll be able to defend yourself if you get into a fight. Not that you wouldn't have ponies looking out for you, of course."
Star Hopper [Cleric] No.318478
>>318455
I paw at the floor uncomfortably
"Well… maybe he'll apologize?"
>>318461
"Could you… simmer down a little? Please?"
>>318469
"Oh… most of my family are holy ponies. I would have rather gone to the magic academy but… well… I was sent here instead. At least they have a big library, that's really nice."
I paw at the floor uncomfortably
"Well… maybe he'll apologize?"
>>318461
"Could you… simmer down a little? Please?"
>>318469
"Oh… most of my family are holy ponies. I would have rather gone to the magic academy but… well… I was sent here instead. At least they have a big library, that's really nice."
>>318589
Define "books"
>>318590
>>318591
Seems to be a guidebook to possible courses you can take in the first year.
-Antimagic and Spellbreaking
-Vocal skills and Words of Power
-Combat arts and Blasting
-MANDATORY: Paladin Code
-MANDATORY: Combat training
-MANDATORY: History, Religion and Arts
>>318598
You strum a few notes, then find a good rhythm. Over the course of the next few minutes, you hum and play what will, in time, become the Honour March of Canterlot's Paladin Order.
Define "books"
>>318590
>>318591
Seems to be a guidebook to possible courses you can take in the first year.
-Antimagic and Spellbreaking
-Vocal skills and Words of Power
-Combat arts and Blasting
-MANDATORY: Paladin Code
-MANDATORY: Combat training
-MANDATORY: History, Religion and Arts
>>318598
You strum a few notes, then find a good rhythm. Over the course of the next few minutes, you hum and play what will, in time, become the Honour March of Canterlot's Paladin Order.
>>318662
You can see so many constellations you know! They seem to almost speak to you. The beauty of the night is truly a thing more ponies should learn to appreciate.
>>318665
There is a rack in the closet.
>>318661
It sure is nice.
A telescope might help with seeing the details, but even without one the cosmic tapestry is easy to appreciate.
You can see so many constellations you know! They seem to almost speak to you. The beauty of the night is truly a thing more ponies should learn to appreciate.
>>318665
There is a rack in the closet.
>>318661
It sure is nice.
A telescope might help with seeing the details, but even without one the cosmic tapestry is easy to appreciate.
"LIGHTS OUT!"
And then they all slept.
NEXT TIME ON HORSES THAT WILL BE SHINY SOME DAY
LESSON PLANNING
SOCIALIZING
AND LEARNING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYLlxdag1hI
And then they all slept.
NEXT TIME ON HORSES THAT WILL BE SHINY SOME DAY
LESSON PLANNING
SOCIALIZING
AND LEARNING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYLlxdag1hI
>>319988
Your throat is a little sore…
Better drink warm things today.
>>319991
You are a very stretchy horse.
There are some students down below, walking to the main building.
>>319992
>>320000
You put on some basic clothes and head out
You got up early, and the line for breakfast is short.
>>320004
Looks like a short line.
Your throat is a little sore…
Better drink warm things today.
>>319991
You are a very stretchy horse.
There are some students down below, walking to the main building.
>>319992
>>320000
You put on some basic clothes and head out
You got up early, and the line for breakfast is short.
>>320004
Looks like a short line.
>>320028
You sure do fall in. You slip on a dropped pancake and dive head first into the porridge.
>>320029
The tea is kinda bland…
And more students are pouring in by the minute.
>>320027
You get just about everything you can, then top it off with strawberries.
>>320032
They look up and giggle.
Next time put some clothes on.
>>320031
Sure you can. She can even share.
>>320035
Generosity is a virtue, after all.
You sure do fall in. You slip on a dropped pancake and dive head first into the porridge.
>>320029
The tea is kinda bland…
And more students are pouring in by the minute.
>>320027
You get just about everything you can, then top it off with strawberries.
>>320032
They look up and giggle.
Next time put some clothes on.
>>320031
Sure you can. She can even share.
>>320035
Generosity is a virtue, after all.
>>320052
H-hey! I need a balanced and nutritious meal if I'm going to graduate top of my class!
Roll #0 6 = 6
H-hey! I need a balanced and nutritious meal if I'm going to graduate top of my class!
Roll #0 6 = 6
>>320092
The bravado you put into eating would probably impress the feeble-minded.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct3uI4DINI4
The bravado you put into eating would probably impress the feeble-minded.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct3uI4DINI4
>>320101
A fat student claps
"Breddy good!"
>>320100
You stretch too far and fall over on him
>>320097
Courses listed for the first year:
-Antimagic and Spellbreaking
-Vocal skills and Words of Power
-Combat arts and Blasting
-MANDATORY: Paladin Code
-MANDATORY: Combat training
-MANDATORY: History, Religion and Arts
A fat student claps
"Breddy good!"
>>320100
You stretch too far and fall over on him
>>320097
Courses listed for the first year:
-Antimagic and Spellbreaking
-Vocal skills and Words of Power
-Combat arts and Blasting
-MANDATORY: Paladin Code
-MANDATORY: Combat training
-MANDATORY: History, Religion and Arts
Papaver Field [Mage] No.320225
>>320222
Hey why is everypony staring over here?
Okay maybe I should leave and go back amongst the crowd…
Roll #0 4 = 4
Hey why is everypony staring over here?
Okay maybe I should leave and go back amongst the crowd…
Roll #0 4 = 4
The Councilor, Battlemaster and a few of the teachers arrive.
"Good morning everypony. I trust you all had a good night's sleep, for today is going to be a busy day.
Most importantly, today you prepare for life here in the academy. You will receive uniforms, combat training gear, basic reading material and Catalyst Bases, as well as sign up for optional courses.
Any question so far?"
"Good morning everypony. I trust you all had a good night's sleep, for today is going to be a busy day.
Most importantly, today you prepare for life here in the academy. You will receive uniforms, combat training gear, basic reading material and Catalyst Bases, as well as sign up for optional courses.
Any question so far?"
>>320299
The battlemaster looks over
"Tomorrow. That's when Combat Training kicks off."
>>320297
>>320294
>>320293
One of the students raises a hoof
"Are there different uniforms?"
"Yes, male and female. Not much difference beyond being shaped for maximum comfort."
"I expect all of you to have signed up by the end of this day. Those who are not will be assigned based on their entry profile. Uniforms can be picked up here after dinner. Sign ups are in my office in the tower. Combat training gear will be available at the armoury."
The battlemaster looks over
"Tomorrow. That's when Combat Training kicks off."
>>320297
>>320294
>>320293
One of the students raises a hoof
"Are there different uniforms?"
"Yes, male and female. Not much difference beyond being shaped for maximum comfort."
"I expect all of you to have signed up by the end of this day. Those who are not will be assigned based on their entry profile. Uniforms can be picked up here after dinner. Sign ups are in my office in the tower. Combat training gear will be available at the armoury."
Jonagold [Male Earth Pony Knight] No.320453
>>320444
Just that. I realize that I could actually go get my gear inspected.
…They never actually mentioned where, did they?
"It's not at the combat fields… is it?"
Regardless, I'll just sit down with a book for a little bit. Give the girls time to pick up their gear. Who knew hanging around mares would be so awkward.
'1d10' to find a book on, let's say… swords.
Roll #1 6 = 6
Just that. I realize that I could actually go get my gear inspected.
…They never actually mentioned where, did they?
"It's not at the combat fields… is it?"
Regardless, I'll just sit down with a book for a little bit. Give the girls time to pick up their gear. Who knew hanging around mares would be so awkward.
'1d10' to find a book on, let's say… swords.
Roll #1 6 = 6
Jonagold [Male Earth Pony Knight] No.320500
>>320495
Well, the chances of running into the girls is pretty low, right? '1d10' I can get my gear inspected and they won't even know I'm here. Can I see if there are any instructors who are checking equipment that recruits are bringing them? 'r2 1d10'
Roll #1 5 = 5 / Roll #2 3 = 3
Well, the chances of running into the girls is pretty low, right? '1d10' I can get my gear inspected and they won't even know I'm here. Can I see if there are any instructors who are checking equipment that recruits are bringing them? 'r2 1d10'
Roll #1 5 = 5 / Roll #2 3 = 3
>>320517
>>320501
She looks rather spooked and a little put off
"A-ah… yes… heh…
…sorry. I guess I should be… going… now."
>>320521
"Combat gear can be claimed at the armoury. If you want existing gear approved, speak with the Battlemaster in the combat fields"
>>320523
"Then come back when you do. NEXT!"
>>320500
Looks like the Battlemaster is doing the inspections.
>>320501
She looks rather spooked and a little put off
"A-ah… yes… heh…
…sorry. I guess I should be… going… now."
>>320521
"Combat gear can be claimed at the armoury. If you want existing gear approved, speak with the Battlemaster in the combat fields"
>>320523
"Then come back when you do. NEXT!"
>>320500
Looks like the Battlemaster is doing the inspections.
>>320553
Jump next to her and put a hoof around her shoulder.
"Hah, I know that my greatness is hard to handle for some ponies! Even I had trouble looking in the mirror for a while, because I would see myself, and how great I am, and I thought that I am unworthy of seeing such a pefrect being! Then I got better than myself, and managed to look and my greatness! Can you become better than yourself to be worthy for my greatness?"
Jump next to her and put a hoof around her shoulder.
"Hah, I know that my greatness is hard to handle for some ponies! Even I had trouble looking in the mirror for a while, because I would see myself, and how great I am, and I thought that I am unworthy of seeing such a pefrect being! Then I got better than myself, and managed to look and my greatness! Can you become better than yourself to be worthy for my greatness?"
>>320604
>>320607
"Are you skilled with using them?"
>>320603
"Certainly. Though you can also keep it as decoration."
>>320600
"Well I don't really train Inquisitors. I'm a Paladin Battlemaster, not a witch hunter. Though Glossy Wards the Antimagic trainer might know more details on that, given his background."
>>320614
She looks a little starstruck, then nods eagerly
"C-can we hold hooves?"
>>320607
"Are you skilled with using them?"
>>320603
"Certainly. Though you can also keep it as decoration."
>>320600
"Well I don't really train Inquisitors. I'm a Paladin Battlemaster, not a witch hunter. Though Glossy Wards the Antimagic trainer might know more details on that, given his background."
>>320614
She looks a little starstruck, then nods eagerly
"C-can we hold hooves?"
>>320630
"Mhm. You look like you could barely hold a weapon. And even if you could you had no idea how to actually use it. Quit the posing this isn't some storybook."
>>320631
"Well it's a start. If you feel the weight and balance are right for you, take it to the smith and ask for a replica to be made. Equipment approved."
>>320634
"I sure hope so…
…at least… well…
…sorry. My mind is wandering."
>>320642
"Right. If that was all, head to the armoury for your things."
"Mhm. You look like you could barely hold a weapon. And even if you could you had no idea how to actually use it. Quit the posing this isn't some storybook."
>>320631
"Well it's a start. If you feel the weight and balance are right for you, take it to the smith and ask for a replica to be made. Equipment approved."
>>320634
"I sure hope so…
…at least… well…
…sorry. My mind is wandering."
>>320642
"Right. If that was all, head to the armoury for your things."
>>320652
"If you feel it is good for you in size and weight, ask for a replica. I don't know what the strings are for though. They look ridiculous."
>>320659
'1d10'
>>320662
That wasn't awkward at all! It was downright smooth!
>>320655
There is no line right now.
"NEXT! Armour size and preferred weapon?"
Roll #1 2 = 2
"If you feel it is good for you in size and weight, ask for a replica. I don't know what the strings are for though. They look ridiculous."
>>320659
'1d10'
>>320662
That wasn't awkward at all! It was downright smooth!
>>320655
There is no line right now.
"NEXT! Armour size and preferred weapon?"
Roll #1 2 = 2
>>320678
"…sorry about that.
Right. Let's um… go."
>>320677
"Basic Large then. That pile over there. Take one of everything and report back in the morning for the weapon. NEXT!"
>>320683
>>320686
The smith looks you over
"Weapon preference and armour size?"
>>320691
"Ask the smith for one then. If you're used to the bow, then it is approved."
"…sorry about that.
Right. Let's um… go."
>>320677
"Basic Large then. That pile over there. Take one of everything and report back in the morning for the weapon. NEXT!"
>>320683
>>320686
The smith looks you over
"Weapon preference and armour size?"
>>320691
"Ask the smith for one then. If you're used to the bow, then it is approved."
Papaver Field [Mage] No.320714
>>320706
Nod to the smith and go there.
Does my eye fall on the longswords, by any chance?
Roll #0 7 = 7
Nod to the smith and go there.
Does my eye fall on the longswords, by any chance?
Roll #0 7 = 7
Papaver Field [Mage] No.320744
>>320733
Yeah right. I'll use one the day I leave everything my family taught me behind.
The day i use magic and not the honorable power of the earth ponies, that day I will use a sword instead of a hammer.
…
But I could always try one, right?
How does it feel?
Roll #0 10 = 10
Yeah right. I'll use one the day I leave everything my family taught me behind.
The day i use magic and not the honorable power of the earth ponies, that day I will use a sword instead of a hammer.
…
But I could always try one, right?
How does it feel?
Roll #0 10 = 10
>>320735
Not like it's hard.
"Here to get a weapon approved?"
Your pal shakes her head
"Not me."
>>320738
Needs some adjusting. Fiddle with the straps and padding to make it comfy.
>>320743
You can adjust the straps and add some padding yourself.
>>320744
Like it was your very destiny to wield it.
This weapon is like a song forged of iron. It sings to you with every swing, conducting a symphony of battle, with the fields of glory as your orchestra.
>>320750
The smith looks at you
"Well you seemed to get here nice and early so you still have plenty of time to sign up for classes before dinner."
Not like it's hard.
"Here to get a weapon approved?"
Your pal shakes her head
"Not me."
>>320738
Needs some adjusting. Fiddle with the straps and padding to make it comfy.
>>320743
You can adjust the straps and add some padding yourself.
>>320744
Like it was your very destiny to wield it.
This weapon is like a song forged of iron. It sings to you with every swing, conducting a symphony of battle, with the fields of glory as your orchestra.
>>320750
The smith looks at you
"Well you seemed to get here nice and early so you still have plenty of time to sign up for classes before dinner."
Papaver Field [Mage] No.320773
>>320770
Wince.
"Yeah it… It felt alright so I thought I'd try it…"
Okay, then try to conceal the guilt!
Roll #0 4 = 4
Wince.
"Yeah it… It felt alright so I thought I'd try it…"
Okay, then try to conceal the guilt!
Roll #0 4 = 4
>>320822
I take one kama in a hoof and spin around the other with my tk.
"Of course I am deeply trained with them! The kamas are well suited for close quarter combat while the chain makes me able to use it as a kusarigama and hit foes far away, either with the sharp blade of the kama on the other end or just disarm them with the chain!"
After that, I put the away, and get out the sword.
"I can fence with this blade in case I come across somepony who is good at fencing… not as good as my greatness of course… and if I find myself against multiple opponents-"
Slip out the handle and make it a glaive.
"-This makes my greatness able to achieve victory by both keeping them at bay or just allowing me to dispatch them at once!"
I take one kama in a hoof and spin around the other with my tk.
"Of course I am deeply trained with them! The kamas are well suited for close quarter combat while the chain makes me able to use it as a kusarigama and hit foes far away, either with the sharp blade of the kama on the other end or just disarm them with the chain!"
After that, I put the away, and get out the sword.
"I can fence with this blade in case I come across somepony who is good at fencing… not as good as my greatness of course… and if I find myself against multiple opponents-"
Slip out the handle and make it a glaive.
"-This makes my greatness able to achieve victory by both keeping them at bay or just allowing me to dispatch them at once!"
>>320827
You realize there is a plain text version available and change to it
[-the theory of Favored Foes states that a warrior who has particular animosity towards and/or vast knowledge of a specific foe can make them far more efficient against that foe.]
>>320836
Oh hey look, Jonagold is here too!
>>320837
"Well well. Trained in multiple weapon types.
Alright. Approved! I like your can-do attitude. Ask the smith for replicas and keep those for outings. Dismissed!"
He has a pleased smile on his face. Looks like you did well.
You realize there is a plain text version available and change to it
[-the theory of Favored Foes states that a warrior who has particular animosity towards and/or vast knowledge of a specific foe can make them far more efficient against that foe.]
>>320836
Oh hey look, Jonagold is here too!
>>320837
"Well well. Trained in multiple weapon types.
Alright. Approved! I like your can-do attitude. Ask the smith for replicas and keep those for outings. Dismissed!"
He has a pleased smile on his face. Looks like you did well.
>>320872
This tune will echo down history to the beat of marching hooves. These words will strike fear into the hearts of foes and pride into the hearts of Equestrians. Not only does it provide the perfect allegory for the paladin code and way of thinking, but also for the glory of Equestria and the Sun.
And though its origins may be lost to time, its meanings will carry on into the end of ages.
For all who hear the Honor March of Equestria will tremble. Be it from fear. Or pride.
>>320875
[-though as a downside this often limits the fighter's abilities when facing other foes-]
>>320876
She has a rather dreamy look in her eyes and a goofy smile, but says nothing.
This tune will echo down history to the beat of marching hooves. These words will strike fear into the hearts of foes and pride into the hearts of Equestrians. Not only does it provide the perfect allegory for the paladin code and way of thinking, but also for the glory of Equestria and the Sun.
And though its origins may be lost to time, its meanings will carry on into the end of ages.
For all who hear the Honor March of Equestria will tremble. Be it from fear. Or pride.
>>320875
[-though as a downside this often limits the fighter's abilities when facing other foes-]
>>320876
She has a rather dreamy look in her eyes and a goofy smile, but says nothing.
>>320940
Try to kind of covertly look over her shoulder.
I-I'm not interested in it I swear!
Roll #0 1 = 1
Try to kind of covertly look over her shoulder.
I-I'm not interested in it I swear!
Roll #0 1 = 1
>>320939
"You are meat and bone and sensitive skin and you will wear armour just like every other cocky blowhard before you. You can pick up your safe to use versions in the morning. Dismissed."
>>320940
>>320943
Nock decides to help by reading out loud.
[-It is unknown where the euphemism Party Parts began, but it is a widespread term for genitals in society, seen as more socially acceptable. However, most ponies still prefer to keep things in the bedroom, and wear at least some level of clothing to cover up, even if there are groups who advocate the benefits of nudity. Then, some groups also advocate the benefits of laying on your back during intercourse as opposed to the more common method of mounting, and some even suggest having the stallion lay down instead. This is of course not even going into same-sex positions such as-]
>>320937
[-at the core of this philosophy of combat lies the Blast technique. It involves channeling power into a blow, drawing strength from your will to defeat a preferred foe. Old text make reference to the Judgement technique as well, but the use of that has been lost to time-]
Reading this is kinda hard when the girls over there are reading out loud about stuff like that…
"You are meat and bone and sensitive skin and you will wear armour just like every other cocky blowhard before you. You can pick up your safe to use versions in the morning. Dismissed."
>>320940
>>320943
Nock decides to help by reading out loud.
[-It is unknown where the euphemism Party Parts began, but it is a widespread term for genitals in society, seen as more socially acceptable. However, most ponies still prefer to keep things in the bedroom, and wear at least some level of clothing to cover up, even if there are groups who advocate the benefits of nudity. Then, some groups also advocate the benefits of laying on your back during intercourse as opposed to the more common method of mounting, and some even suggest having the stallion lay down instead. This is of course not even going into same-sex positions such as-]
>>320937
[-at the core of this philosophy of combat lies the Blast technique. It involves channeling power into a blow, drawing strength from your will to defeat a preferred foe. Old text make reference to the Judgement technique as well, but the use of that has been lost to time-]
Reading this is kinda hard when the girls over there are reading out loud about stuff like that…
>>320978
"I know how great you are~"
>>320980
Well, CAN YOU?
>>320984
>>320977
>>320976
WHY CONTAIN IT?
>>320983
>>320993
[-Due to Equestria's rather unique mare-to-stallion ratio, mare on mare relations both sexual and otherwise have been documented, observed and researched. Many have asked the question "how does that even work?". Well, the easiest answer is usually "with tools". Though some prefer natural body to body contact for stimulation, or simply resort to oral play (see Chapter 3). Stallion on Stallion action is not nearly as common, and is seen as something of a forbidden fruit by many-]
"I know how great you are~"
>>320980
Well, CAN YOU?
>>320984
>>320977
>>320976
WHY CONTAIN IT?
>>320983
>>320993
[-Due to Equestria's rather unique mare-to-stallion ratio, mare on mare relations both sexual and otherwise have been documented, observed and researched. Many have asked the question "how does that even work?". Well, the easiest answer is usually "with tools". Though some prefer natural body to body contact for stimulation, or simply resort to oral play (see Chapter 3). Stallion on Stallion action is not nearly as common, and is seen as something of a forbidden fruit by many-]
>>321020
>>321018
>>321023
I've got a grin on my face, amused by the reactions of the others and more than a little interested myself.
Can I bring myself to lower my volume?
1: Read the gay parts whispered right into Jon's ears.
2-4: Get louder.
5-6: No change.
7-9: Get softer.
10: Stop reading.
'1d10'
Roll #1 6 = 6
>>321018
>>321023
I've got a grin on my face, amused by the reactions of the others and more than a little interested myself.
Can I bring myself to lower my volume?
1: Read the gay parts whispered right into Jon's ears.
2-4: Get louder.
5-6: No change.
7-9: Get softer.
10: Stop reading.
'1d10'
Roll #1 6 = 6
>>321017
"I think dinner is next…"
>>321026
>>321027
[-Most commonly they do it in the butt. Which this author and many of her friends agree is totally worth seeing. Though sword-fighting is also common, as is abundant mouth usage. In those circles, it is also considered polite to, if possible, assist the partner with whatever means available during the act to help them along to a quicker and more pleasurable finish. This includes use of magic (chapter 6) and wings (chapter 7)-]
"I think dinner is next…"
>>321026
>>321027
[-Most commonly they do it in the butt. Which this author and many of her friends agree is totally worth seeing. Though sword-fighting is also common, as is abundant mouth usage. In those circles, it is also considered polite to, if possible, assist the partner with whatever means available during the act to help them along to a quicker and more pleasurable finish. This includes use of magic (chapter 6) and wings (chapter 7)-]
>>321062
"It would help if you looked somewhere outside of chapter three of the book you've already got. Let's try the arms wing."
Pull her head out of the book and take her there!
Roll #0 4 = 4
"It would help if you looked somewhere outside of chapter three of the book you've already got. Let's try the arms wing."
Pull her head out of the book and take her there!
Roll #0 4 = 4
>>321059
"Oh dear.. do be safe, ok?"
>>321061
"Huh? A uniform? Already?
Tell you what, help us stack some of these and we'll let you sneak one out."
>>321062
[Swords: A phallic symbol of the patriarchy, and why it is the enemy - By: Virgin Oil]
>>321070
You also check that one out.
>>321078
It is probably fun.
"Oh dear.. do be safe, ok?"
>>321061
"Huh? A uniform? Already?
Tell you what, help us stack some of these and we'll let you sneak one out."
>>321062
[Swords: A phallic symbol of the patriarchy, and why it is the enemy - By: Virgin Oil]
>>321070
You also check that one out.
>>321078
It is probably fun.
>>321081
Huh. You really are.
You help them stack up most of the uniforms neatly and in record time too.
"Whoa. Hey, thanks buddy. Take any uniform you like. Heck take one of the second year ones too if you want."
>>321082
"Never. But try not to kill them too hard ok?"
She gives you a confident smile
>>321086
Please state which book
>>321080
Star looks like she is busy reading
Huh. You really are.
You help them stack up most of the uniforms neatly and in record time too.
"Whoa. Hey, thanks buddy. Take any uniform you like. Heck take one of the second year ones too if you want."
>>321082
"Never. But try not to kill them too hard ok?"
She gives you a confident smile
>>321086
Please state which book
>>321080
Star looks like she is busy reading
>>321094
[-Though pony bodies are capable of healing even broken bones in a matter of weeks, healing magic exists to kickstart the healing process as well as relieve pain-]
You are interrupted by >>321098
>>321096
[-Under no circumstances is a paladin to resort to underhanded tactics. Even if an opportunity presents itself, a paladin must abstain from such abuses, for it is below them.-]
>>321097
Your call to take it or not.
>>321099
"Wooow~"
>>321101
You go put everything away. You can get a second set after dinner, allowing you to get away with messing one set up easily.
[-Though pony bodies are capable of healing even broken bones in a matter of weeks, healing magic exists to kickstart the healing process as well as relieve pain-]
You are interrupted by >>321098
>>321096
[-Under no circumstances is a paladin to resort to underhanded tactics. Even if an opportunity presents itself, a paladin must abstain from such abuses, for it is below them.-]
>>321097
Your call to take it or not.
>>321099
"Wooow~"
>>321101
You go put everything away. You can get a second set after dinner, allowing you to get away with messing one set up easily.
Papaver Field [Mage] No.321145
>>321139
"C'mon I'm sure she didn't mean it in a bad way!
We totally know you are not into that kind of things!"
Chuckle and try not to sound too awkward.
Roll #0 6 = 6
"C'mon I'm sure she didn't mean it in a bad way!
We totally know you are not into that kind of things!"
Chuckle and try not to sound too awkward.
Roll #0 6 = 6
Papaver Field [Mage] No.321158
>>321152
Walk over to her and give her shoulder a nudge with mine.
"Let's eat something and go back to our room, so you can show us the fun of reading."
Roll #0 5 = 5
Walk over to her and give her shoulder a nudge with mine.
"Let's eat something and go back to our room, so you can show us the fun of reading."
Roll #0 5 = 5
>>321278
There comes a time when a young mare has to put her survival skills to the test.
This is that time.
Roll #0 3 + 2 = 5
There comes a time when a young mare has to put her survival skills to the test.
This is that time.
Roll #0 3 + 2 = 5
>>321282
You got away with the least of it.
As Papaver falls, she pushes you, sending you tumbling into a nearby table.
>>321283
You are less lucky, however, as the slipped hoof hits you in a rather sensitive spot, making you instinctively jackknife in half, slamming your face in your food.
>>321263
And finally, she falls over and digs in. Right into your mareparts. Face first.
In the middle of the dining hall.
You got away with the least of it.
As Papaver falls, she pushes you, sending you tumbling into a nearby table.
>>321283
You are less lucky, however, as the slipped hoof hits you in a rather sensitive spot, making you instinctively jackknife in half, slamming your face in your food.
>>321263
And finally, she falls over and digs in. Right into your mareparts. Face first.
In the middle of the dining hall.
Papaver Field [Mage] No.321301
>>321299
Oh Celestia please, guide me in these times of darkness.
Get the fuck out of this situation. Run!
Roll #0 2 = 2
Oh Celestia please, guide me in these times of darkness.
Get the fuck out of this situation. Run!
Roll #0 2 = 2
>>321299
Escape artist!
Somepony as great as me can handle that pain, even if it was a cheap shot like that!
Turn around to face her.
"Is that how you play?! Trying to get me while I'm distracted and trying to hit me where I am most vulnerable, you honorless wretch?! Do you think this can save you from the wrath of my greatness?"
Escape artist!
Somepony as great as me can handle that pain, even if it was a cheap shot like that!
Turn around to face her.
"Is that how you play?! Trying to get me while I'm distracted and trying to hit me where I am most vulnerable, you honorless wretch?! Do you think this can save you from the wrath of my greatness?"