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No.240386

Manehatten. It's a dark place with few lights. And those lights are only found at the end of the tunnel.
But hey, it's

…uh, who the hay are you?
…I'm the Manehatten Noire narrator. I thought this was-
Front quest. This is Manehatten Saints.
…oh. Uh, can I still stay?
No. Scram!
Yikes! Ok I'm going I'm going!

Another day dawn in Manehatten. Busy streets, busy ponies.
And curious new fliers set up all around town, urging young ponies who don't have cutie marks to come to the first meeting of the Manehatten Cutie Mark Crusaders at 1515 Third Street, in the basement.

No.240391

Oooh, a club for no cutie marks? Woo!

No.240394

No Cutiemark Allowed? I dig!

No.240397

>>240386
No cutie mark?
I don't have one…
What if it's bullies?
But what if they really want to help…

Let's go there anyway!

No.240398

>>240386
Are these flyers put up in approved flyer-putting-up areas? Either way I'm going to go check it out.

No.240399

>>240386
Cutiemark?
"…What's a cutiemark Rosie?"

No.240400

>>240386
That sounds perfect! I don't have a cutie mark and neither will they!

No.240404

>>240399
"It's that neat little mark we're suppose to get on our flanks tellin' us what we're good at!"
I look at a flier and grin
"And buddy, we're so gettin' one!"

No.240406

I guess Griffons don't have cutie marks either way, but I just want to have some fun. And most of the ponies with cutie marks are pretty stuck up. Maybe these guys will be better.

No.240409

>>240398
Some are.
Some are littering the streets too.
>>240406
>>240404
>>240400
>>240399
>>240397
>>240394
>>240391
And then you converge on the address.
There is a red flag on the basement door, with a blue shield on it displaying a small pony.
A note has been left near the door
"Meeting of the Manehatten Cutie Mark Crusaders - 1pm to 3pm."
Seems rather proper and official.

No.240411

>>240409
"Are you guys here to get a cutie mark too?"

No.240414

>>240409
"Did any of you put those fliers up? Some of them are littering the streets, and littering is wrong."

No.240415

>>240404
"That sounds cool!"
>>240409
"Woah… whole 'lotta ponies here!"
>>240411
"You know it!
…Zebras can get cutiemarks too, right?"

No.240416

>>240409
"Cutie Mark.. Crusaders? Oooh!"

>>240411
"Kind of, I guess. Maybe someone can help me freeze stuff!"

Try putting a layer of ice over the poster

Roll #0 10 = 10

No.240418

>>240411
I nod quickly and jump up

"Yeah!"

No.240419

>>240411
"'Course! Though me and Bluntnose are kinda good at a buncha stuff, so we'll probably get three or four of 'em."

Roll #0 7 = 7

No.240423

>>240419
Ignore that roll!

No.240424

>>240409
"Crusadewhat?"
>>240416
Touch the layer of ice and recoil at the cold.
"Whoa, you got this out pretty well!"
>>240419
"No way! You can't hog'em all! I want one too!"

No.240426

>>240414
"I didn't!"

>>240415
"I guess… aren't your stripes your cutie mark? Like, you are born bare and you get your stripes when you grow up?"

>>240416
"Whoa! That's cool! Are you a wizard?"

>>240419
"You can do that? Get four Cutie Marks?"

No.240429

>>240424
"Well too bad! We're gonna take 'em all!"
>>240426
"I guess?… I dunno!"

No.240431

>>240415
"Sure they can! You'll get a mark on your butt just like me!"

No.240432

>>240419
>>240424
"Yeah, you're supposed to share!"

>>240426
"Then help me find out who did and make them clean it up. We can join after that."

No.240433

>>240429
"I've never seen a pony with four pictures on its butt. What do you even want one for, anyways? What good are they?"

No.240434

>>240426
>>240424
"Kind of, I guess… what if I want to use my magic to make neat tricks, huh? Does that count?"

No.240437

>>240433
"They show you what your hidden talent is! What you're supposed to be good at in life!"
I blow on my sousaphone for dramatic effect

No.240439

>>240432
"I think the ponies running it might be the ones who did!"

>>240434
"Like a wizard apprentice?"

No.240440

In a storm of hurried hoofsteps, one more pony arrives and unlocks the door
"Whoa! There sure are a lot of you here. C'mon in. I think I'm a little late."

No.240445

>>240440
"Yeah hiya. When do we get our cutie marks?"
Go in!

No.240446

No.240447

>>240437
"Doesn't carrying that thing around make it hard to fly?"

No.240448

>>240440
"You the one who did the fliers?"
Jump up and down inside!

Roll #0 3 = 3

No.240449

>>240440
"Who are you? Are you the one who did this? Can you really get me a cutie mark? Can I join?"

No.240453

>>240447
I shrug
"I just walk, I don't like flying all that much…"

>>240440
Follow that pone

"Hi, I'm Goodheart!"

No.240455

>>240440
>>240445
"Yeah, when are we gonna get our cutiemarks?!"

No.240456

>>240440
"Did you put up those fliers? Some of them fell off the wall and need to be picked up because they are litter now. Also you shouldn't be late."
I follow her in.

No.240459

>>240446
Well you froze the shit out of it.
What do you want, a cutie mark for it or something?
>>240448
>>240449
>>240456
"Yep. I'm Babs. Babs seed. Organizer and first member of the Manehatten Cutie Mark Crusaders."
>>240455
"That's what the Crusaders are for. We're an organization that helps ponies discover their special talents and thus get their cutie marks!"

No.240463

>>240453
"How can you not like flying! Flying is like the best thing ever!"

>>240459
"Hello Babs! I'm Drizzle! When are we starting?"

No.240464

>>240456
"Oh don't be such a party buster!"
>>240459
"Why you want cutiemarks, all the kids with one are boring and picky and bully!"

No.240465

>>240459
"Well you need to get them cleaned up or put back on the walls. You probably didn't mean to litter, but you should still clean it up."

No.240467

>>240459
"Does that mean that we could have more than one cutie mark if we got help? Lemme try something else!"

Mirror Image

Roll #0 2 = 2

No.240469

>>240459
"Hi Babs!"

>>240463
"I'm not all that good at it, that's all…"

>>240464
"Because it shows us our destiny! The thing that makes us special and unique!"

No.240470

>>240459
"Alrighty Babs."
I point to Bluntnose
"This clever fella here is Bluntnose!"
I nudge Bluntnose
"Your turn!"

No.240473

>>240469
"Meh, I can wait.
I have lots of fun like this already!"
Keep jumping in place, fluttering my wings.

No.240474

>>240467
Awww.

>>240459
"Oh well. I'm Vonnie!"

No.240477

>>240469
"But flying is easy! Just flap your wings and you are all set!"

No.240478

>>240459
"I-"
>>240470
"My turn for w-"
I tilt my head at her, then my eyes go wide as I suddenly realize.
"OH!"
I point to her.
"This is awesome gal here is Rosethorn!"

No.240479

>>240477
"Not really, I never got flying either!"

No.240480

>>240459
"Oh yeah, totally gonna get a butt picture! They sound useful!"

"I'm Grami- er, Crackers. The Terror of Little Griffia!"

No.240481

>>240463
"Right away. But first, we need to get you sworn into the crusaders."
>>240464
"Because I think we all wanna know what we're really good at in life!"
>>240465
"Oh fiiine. But later."
>>240467
Nothing happens, but you get a headache.
"Never heard of a pony with more than one mark…"
>>240470
>>240478
"Glad ta have you."
>>240480
"A griffon? …do griffons even have cutie marks?"

No.240484

>>240481
"Good, thanks. My name is Candy, can I join?"

No.240487

>>240481
"I don't think so… but I really want to join now!

"And, 'sides, I don't know what I'm really good at yet, either!"

No.240488

>>240477
I look at him sadly
"I'm just not strong enough for that!"

No.240489

>>240480
"Butt picture? You gonna tape to your rear or somethin'?"

>>240481
"Oh jeez, I dunno… my momma told me about swearin' around other ponies…"

No.240494

>>240481
"And why did you do this crusaders thing?"
Keep bouncing!

No.240496

>>240481
"We don't need to pay do we? This is not a scam, right?"

>>240488
>>240479
"Maybe we can try and fly together later!"

No.240497

>>240489
"What, you some kinda racist? I can tape a picture to my butt if I want to, you know! 's a free country!"

>>240494
"Yer makin' me dizzy."

No.240498

>>240487
"But you can't join if you can't get a cutiemark, right?"
I look at Babs.
"Can he? What are the rules for gryphons?"

No.240501

>>240481
"How do we get sworn into the crusaders?"
>>240489
"Wait… you're not talkin' about that kinda swearing, are ya?"

No.240503

>>240497
"Woah woah. Go ahead and tape stuff to your butt I don't care!"

No.240506

>>240496
Flutter my wings while bouncing
"Never worked out before, but yeah, sure. We can try."

No.240507

>>240481
"Guess one will do!"

>>240497
"Why not.. I try freezing a picture to your butt, huh? Might work!"

No.240510

>>240497
"What is your butt even?… Your front's like a bird, and yer butt's like a… a cat!"

No.240511

>>240487
"Reason enough for me. Welcome in."
>>240489
>>240501
"Different kinda swearing guys."
>>240494
"Well I met my cousin, Apple Bloom, when I went to Ponyville a while back. She had a similar club for helping ponies and I told her I'd start one here too."
>>240498
"Eh, what's the harm in it? He can still help others, right?"

No.240514

>>240511
"Hey works for me! Whaddowedo?"

No.240515

>>240506
"Ooh, ooh! Maybe we can get our Cutie marks in flying! Like the Wonderbolts!"

Show her my Wonderbolts poster.

No.240519

>>240515
"Who? Oh is this.. Soarfire?"

No.240522

>>240511
"Okay. It's your club so I'm good with whatever rules you make. Are there any more rules? How do we get sworn in?"

No.240523

>>240510
"Hey maybe he can tape a picture of some yarn to his butt!"

>>240511
"Oh neat. Count us in then! But how exactly are you gonna help me and Blunty get our marks?"

No.240524

>>240515
"F-flying? Me? No way!"

No.240527

>>240510
"My butt's a lion's butt! It's all regalious and stuff."

>>240507
"Give it a shot! Make it look cool, though. I guess it has to be cool, but make sure it's awesome."

>>240511
"Great!"

No.240528

>>240519
"No no no, It's Soarin, Spitfire and Fleetfoot!"

>>240524
"Why not? It's fun!"

>>240511
"Did they helped anypony get one already?"

No.240532

>>240528
"How… Nice?"

No.240533

>>240511
"Oh. That's cool with me then!"
>>240527
"A lion?"
I poke his butt.
"Hehe, I'm poking lion butt!"

No.240536

>>240533
I bap him on the head
"Quit touchin' butts! You don't know where that's been!"

Roll #0 2 = 2

No.240538

>>240514
"Well first things first. Everypony… zebra… griffon… needs to line up so we can get introduction and initiation done."
>>240522
"Well first we need to have a round of introductions if you all would calm down for a sec!"

No.240539

>>240533
"Why do you got stripes and stuff? You don't look like any sort of pony I've seen before…"

>>240536
"Hey! My butt's clean! I cleaned it myself!"

No.240540

>>240533
I slap his hoof away.
"My mom and dad say you aren't supposed to touch people there unless you're both grownups."

No.240542

>>240538
I line up.
"Ready!"

No.240544

>>240528
"I'm nowhere near in good enough shape for it!"

>>240538
"Right!"
Get in line!

No.240545

>>240538
"Lines are boring!"
But yeah, get in line.
Don't stop jumping.
Too much sugar this morning.

No.240546

>>240538
"But I am so excited!"

Still stand still olderly for a line.

No.240549

>>240538
"Ready!"
Line up

No.240551

>>240538
Line up!

No.240554

>>240536
"Where could'a butt have been that's so bad?"
>>240539
"I'm not a pony at all! I'm a zebra!"
>>240540
I tilt my head at Candy.
"Why's that?"
>>240538
"Ready!"

No.240556

>>240554
"They say they'll tell me when I'm older."

No.240557

>>240527
Need a picture first, though!

Get in line

No.240558

>>240554
"On the ground or near some other dirty butts or something. Who knows?"

No.240559

>>240556
"Uh I have an idea! If we go ask ponies on the street, they'll tell us why for sure!"

No.240561

>>240559
"Nope! The Book of Rules says to do what your mother and father tell you to, and to do it the first time they tell you."

No.240563

>>240559
"Pfft. Silly ponies, I know why. It's because of cars. My brother says you gotta watch out for chicks with SUVs."

No.240564

"EVERYONE CALM DOWN!
Ok. Now tell me your names, what you like to do, and what you think you might be good at, so I can write it down."

No.240565

>>240561
"What's the book of rules?"

>>240556
"Maybe you can ask them once you have your cutie mark?"

No.240569

>>240564
"Oh, umm… Vonnie! I'd like to be really good at making stuff freeze, so I can skate anywhere I want!"

Show off my skates.

No.240571

>>240564
"Rosema— ROSETHORN! And I'm good at a buncha stuff. Maybe dressing up as other stuff? I'm good at that."

Take out my kit and disguise myself as a male… possibly a zebra if I can

Roll #0 8 = 8

No.240572

>>240563
"Hey so if I get a car you should run? That's stupid! I can drive… Maybe!"
>>240561
"More like the book of boring!"
>>240564
"Uhuuh!
I'm Biby! I like to bounce, and flutter, and eat sweets, and learn a lot of new things!"

No.240573

>>240564
"My name is Drizzle and I like the Wonderbolts and flying and I think I am good at flying!"

No.240576

>>240564
I stand up straight with my head held high and at attention.
"My name is Candy. I like to spend time in the temple of the Law at the courthouse. I'm good at telling others to follow the law and the rules. I also can do healing with my magic."

No.240577

>>240564
"I'm Goodheart! I like music! And eating sweets!"
Blow a tune on my sousaphone '1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

No.240578

>>240559
"We can try that after this!"
>>240564
"I'm, uh… you can just call me Bluntnose! And I… I'm good at a bunch'a stuff too!"
I try to disguise myself as Rosethorn.

Roll #0 9 = 9

No.240580

>>240564
"I'm Crackers. I'm a Gryphon. I like firecrackers and playing jokes on people. I think I might be pretty good at doin' that. My papa says I'm good at getting into trouble, too!"

No.240583

>>240580
My eyes narrow but I stay at attention.

No.240585

>>240580
"I love jokes too!"

No.240586

>>240580
"You too? My pa's says the same!"

No.240588

>>240569
"Vonnie, freezing, skating. Got it."
>>240571
"Rosethorn. Likes to play dressup. Yep."
>>240572
"Biby. Eats a lot. Learns a lot. Check."
>>240573
"Drizzle. Flies, likes wonderbolts. Ok."
>>240576
"Candy. Party pooper. Also heals. Right."
>>240577
"Goodheart. Blows horns. Got it."
>>240578
"Bluntnose. May or may not be Rosethorn. uh… check?"
>>240580
"Crackers. Troublemaker. Yep."

She reads through the list
"Wow. That's quite a cadre we got. Much bigger than the Ponyville crusaders…"

No.240591

>>240588
"Did the Ponyville crusaders help anypony get a mark yet?"

No.240592

>>240588
"Manehatten is bigger than Ponyville, right? I think that's what the teacher said."

No.240596

>>240588
"Yeah, Blunty does make a pretty good me!"

No.240601

>>240596
"Wait, who's the real one? How do I tell you two?"

No.240602

>>240588
>>240601
"You really think so?"

No.240604

>>240602
>>240588
"I am confused…"

No.240607

>>240602
"Hehehe."

>>240601
"Two of me ain't so bad, eh?"
I nudge Bluntnose

No.240608

>>240596
>>240602
I look at both of them.
"That's…pretty cool! Where did you two learn to dress up like that?"

No.240615

>>240607
"Not at all!"
I nudge her back.
>>240608
"I dunno… we kinda just did this!"

No.240618

>>240602
>>240607
"Wait I got this!"
Commune on the shadow of the first one! Non-rosethorn.
"Are you the real Rose?"

Roll #0 7 = 7

No.240619

>>240615
"That's really neat. You two could make our club a uniform! We need a uniform."

No.240623

>>240591
"uh… I don't… think so?"
>>240592
"Yeah that's true. Ponyville is really just a village."
>>240618
Nah. I just look like him.

No.240624

>>240619
"Hey! It's enough trouble making our own stuff!"

No.240626

>>240623
DM, please see: >>240589

Is that okay?

No.240628

>>240623
"Ahah! I gotcha!"
>>240615
"You are the fake one! Ahah!"

No.240629

>>240623
I frown.
"But you will be really able to help us, won't you?"

No.240632

>>240623
"But that's the point of this whole thing, isn't it?"

No.240633

>>240618
I tilt my head at him.
"…What are you doing?"
>>240619
"I dunno anything about designing though! I can just copy."
>>240623
>>240628
"GYAH! D- Did my shadow just talk?!"

No.240634

>>240623
"Are you sure you can help us then? False advertising is a crime you know."

No.240635

>>240626
Yeah I made the change already.
>>240629
>>240632
"We'll be able to help eachother, that's the whole point!
Like you might be able to help me with my bully trouble."

No.240637

>>240635
"B-Bullies?"

No.240638

>>240633
"Tee-hee, I love this trick! I use it to learn all the things ponies try to hide!"

No.240639

>>240618
>>240623
rolling to not freak out
'1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

No.240640

>>240639
pls
'1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

No.240641

>>240633
"Quick! Hide your shadow!"

>>240635
"Wait, bullies? Ain't no bullies gonna shove you around! Me and Blunty can boop 'em one!"

No.240642

>>240635
"Ooooh, what're we gonna do to 'em? Put salt in their oatmeal? Give 'em a hot-hoof? Push 'em down a well?"

No.240643

>>240618
>>240623
I scream like a little girl and run out the door.
"GHOST!"

No.240644

>>240643
"Pff, it's no ghost! It's just what ponies want!
They hide it all in their shadow, I can make them talk!"

No.240645

>>240635
"Oh no… not more bullies!"

No.240647

>>240643
"You gotta be kidding me! It's probably just a trick!"

No.240650

>>240644
>>240647
She can't hear you. She's on the other side of the street by now.

No.240654

>>240638
"WHAT DID YOU DOOO"
>>240641
"H- How do I hide my shadow?!"
I try to run out of the light and find a place where I don't have a shadow.

Roll #0 8 = 8

No.240655

>>240650
"What a scaredy-pony."

No.240657

>>240634
"Well I'm sure there has to be some point to the idea. I mean why else would they have established a branch in Ponyville?"
>>240637
"Yeah…"
>>240640
PANIC
>>240641
"Ha! That's the attitude I needed to hear!"
>>240645
"Huh? Something you wanna tell us?"

No.240662

>>240654
"I told you! I can make shadows talk! I dunno how, but it's just so useful!"

No.240666

>>240654
"J-Just lay on it! Or sit down and cover it up with your big butt!"

>>240657
"So where're these bullies at? Man we'll make 'em sorry for even lookin at ya!"

No.240671

>>240657
I kick at the ground with my hoof
"I've gotten bullied too already…"

No.240673

"You guys ever try freezing the floor under a bully and kicking them with a skate? It stops them from coming back for a while!"

No.240679

>>240673
"Oh I got a better one! I make their shadow tell all their little secrets! Never had problems!"

No.240680

>>240662
"That's freaky!"
>>240666
"I don't have a big butt!"

No.240682

>>240679
"Or put a bunch of firecrackers in their bed!"

No.240687

>>240679
>>240662
"That's a bit freaky…"

>>240682
"That might cause a fire!"

No.240688

>>240687
"Yeah!"

No.240690

>>240680
"Aw don't fib. It's okay for a big butt though."

>>240682
"How're we gonna get in their rooms though?"

No.240693

>>240687
"That's kind of the point!"

No.240694

>>240688
"But fires are bad! They might hurt somepony!"

No.240695

>>240690
"You just sneak in, duh!"

>>240694
"Pfft, you're just a worrier."

No.240698

I peak my head back through the door.
"Is the g-ghost gone?"

No.240700

>>240698
I tilt my head.
"There was a ghost?"

>>240695
"B-But I was told not to play with fire!"

No.240701

>>240698
"Yep! I sho-sho'ed it away!"

No.240703

>>240700
"That talking black thing, didn't you see it?"

>>240701
"T-thanks."
I walk back inside.
"What were we doing again?"

No.240705

>>240700
"Well I guess you can get your butt drawing in rules-following, then."

No.240706

>>240690
"But I don't have a big butt…"
>>240700
"Psshaw! They're just dweebs!"

No.240710

>>240705
"That would be a great cutiemark. My dad has one and he's a lawyer!"

>>240706
"You kinda do. Maybe it's just the stripes? Mom says stripes make you look fat."

No.240712

>>240706
"Okay fine jeez. It's just a butt."

>>240710
"Hey! You callin' my buddy fat?"
I glare at her

No.240713

>>240710
"Hey, maybe your dad knows my papa! He spends a lot of time down at the courthouse!"

No.240714

>>240712
"No, I said he had stripes. The Book of Rules says you shouldn't be mean without a realllllllly good reason."

No.240718

>>240710
"They do? That doesn't make any sense."
>>240713
"Why's he do that?"

No.240719

>>240671
>>240666
"Well I often see them at school at least. So maybe we could catch them around there."

No.240722

>>240714
"Well then don't talk about my buddy's butt stripes!"

No.240723

>>240719
"But what are you want with them? And what if they'll mock us or hurt us?"

No.240724

>>240719
"Shouldn't we avoid them instead of looking for them?"

No.240726

>>240724
"No way! If we avoid them they'll just pick on us more!"

No.240727

>>240713
"He knows lots of people, what's you dad do? Is he a lawyer too? A judge?"

>>240718
"She says it's an opta-opti- uhhh optical ill-illu, umm. She says its a trick of the eyes."

>>240719
"See who?"

>>240722
I frown.
"Sorry, I wasn't trying to be mean."

No.240728

>>240718
"Because Papa don't take no guff from anybody!"

>>240723
"Then we play a trick on them or we call them names right back!"

>>240724
"I guess you can get a cutie mark in hiding, then."

>>240719
"Let's roll out!"

No.240731

>>240727
"Well as long as you're sorry…"

>>240719
"Let's go find those mean jerks and boop 'em one!"

No.240732

>>240727
"Trick of the eyes? That makes even less sense!"
>>240728
"I like your papa! He sounds cool."
>>240731
"Yeah!"

No.240734

>>240731
"Yeah! We can make'm stop!"

No.240735

>>240726
"B-but so will looking for them!"

>>240728
I look down to the ground sadly

No.240736

"Ok crusaders! Lets see if anyone here gets a mark from standing up to bullies! To the school!"
She puts on her red cape and heads out the door.

No.240739

>>240736
Fix my flying googles in place and follow.
"I'm not so sure this is a good idea…"

No.240740

>>240736
"To the school!"
Wait, red capes? Are there capes for everypony?
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

No.240742

>>240736
I follow her.
"Do the rest of us get capes too? We are going to tell the teacher about the bullies, right?"

No.240743

>>240736
Follow her and drag Bluntnose along

No.240745

>>240736
I follow her skittishly

No.240748

>>240736
Follow.

>>240742
"NO SNITCHING!"

No.240749

>>240736
"Oooh, a cape would be nice with ice!"

No.240754

No.240756

>>240748
"Yeah snitching ain't fun! We gonna give them a taste of their own medicine!"

No.240757

>>240732
"She said it's like when you see the air turn wavy when it's really hot outside. And sorry if you thought I called you fat."

>>240748
>>240754
>>240756
"It's not snitching! The Book of Rules says to tell Authority when someone breaks the Rules, and one of the Rules is to not bully. If that doesn't work we tell our parents, and if that doesn't work then we can solve it ourselves."

No.240759

>>240757
"But if we tell they'll just keep going after taking the punishment!"

No.240761

>>240757
"Pfft. You gotta learn to be self-reliant. That's what my papa says. The 'authorities' ain't gonna help you. They just get you in trouble!"

No.240766

>>240757
"That's stupid."
>>240761
"Yeah! You're pa's got the right idea!"

No.240767

>>240740
Nope. Just for her.
>>240742
>>240749
"Oh yeah… I was supposed to talk about the capes. But I just got caught up in the moment…"
>>240748
>>240754
>>240756
"Well not telling got the Ponyville Crusaders in trouble earlier…"

No.240770

>>240767
"The Ponyville Crusaders ALSO haven't gotten any cutie marks, right? So what do they know?

"Let's go teach those bullies a lesson!"

No.240771

>>240767
"We should tell then! Or we'll be just bullies ourselves and the vicious cycle will continue!…I heard this from the radio, hehe."

No.240777

>>240771
"What cycle? Nobody's gonna bother us for smackin' a few dummies around. We ain't bullies silly!"

No.240781

>>240771
I nod
"Yeah, I dunno about this whole plan, you guys…"

No.240785

>>240771
>>240781
"Really?…"
>>240777
"Y- Yeah! Rosie's got the right idea!"

No.240787

>>240759
"If they won't stop after the teacher and their parents punish them then we can fight back! It's called Self Defense!"

>>240761
>>240766
"The authorities ALWAYS help! That's what my dad says."

>>240767
"See? Let's tell the teacher."

>>240770
"Neither have we."

>>240771
"Exactly! Your pretty smart."

No.240789

>>240770
"Huh… guess that's a valid point?"

No.240790

>>240777
"Mama says she wants to smack me and my brother around when she's on her cycle."

No.240792

>>240785
>>240789
"Yes, but if we become bullies then we will be bullies and non bullies will bully us not to be bullies…"

No.240796

>>240787
>"The authorities ALWAYS help! That's what my dad says."
"You sayin' you're dad's smarter than mine? My dad could beat up yours!"

>"Neither have we."

"Right, so our plans are as good as theirs, at least! So let's go fix the problem."

No.240797

>>240792
"You're right! I don't want to be a bully!"

No.240801

>>240792
"But we are not bullies if we bully the bullies!"

No.240802

>>240790
"…I'm not even gonna ask buddy."

>>240792
"Fiiine. We'll talk to them about feelings and stuff or whatever you want."
I roll my eyes

No.240803

>>240790
"It's dangerous to try and hit people when riding a bike."

>>240796
"And mine could have yours put in jail if he did!"

>>240797
"Right. Bullies grow up to be criminals."

>>240801
Yes we are. Mom and dad and my teachers at the temple say so."

No.240804

>>240802
"That could work!"

No.240807

>>240803
"Mh…."
Well duh.
Think about this.
"Then what if we help those bullied instead?"

No.240819

>>240807
"Like Councillors? Bilby you're a genius!"

No.240822

Babs tries to think
"Hm.
Ok, we need a plan. Everyone gets to make one suggestion."

No.240827

>>240822
"We should just avoid the bullies and make sure we get our cutie marks! That way they wont be able to bully us for that anymore!"

No.240828

>>240819
>>240807
"Laaaaaaaame."

>>240822
"We find where the bullies live, and then we set up a bunch of traps and stuff for them so when they come home they get firecrackers on their hooves and pies in the face and water buckets on their heads. And then we hide and wait and laugh at them."

No.240831

>>240822
"We tell the bullies not to bully us?"

No.240832

>>240822
"I say we learn all the secret of the bullies and use them!
We tell them that if they don't stop it, we'll tell the secrets to everypony!"

No.240833

>>240822
"We get proof they are bullying you and tell the teacher. Or, or, ooh! What if we were able to get the teacher to see them being bullies?"

>>240828
"But that makes us look like the bullies. We shouldn't do that even if we have to fight back."

No.240848

>>240827
"Well yeah, but that's not really a short term plan is it?"
>>240831
"…you think that'll work?"
>>240828
>>240833
"You know, this is starting to sound an awful lot like my time in Ponyville…"
>>240832
"That seems good. But how do we do it?"

No.240851

>>240848
"Did the bullying in Ponyville stop?"

No.240852

>>240848
Poke her shadow.
"You saw my trick earlier!"

No.240853

>>240848
"Maybe if we ask them really nice it will!"

No.240862

>>240853
"Yeah! That could work!"

No.240867

>>240851
"I dunno. I left soon after."
>>240853
>>240862
"Seriously?"

No.240870

>>240867
"Why not? Have you even ever tried asking them to stop?"

No.240871

>>240867
"Ugh. Fine. We can try asking, but they're just going to laugh at us."

No.240874

>>240870
>>240871
"Better than beating them up."

No.240875

>>240867
"Of course!"

>>240870
"Yeah, have you?"

No.240877

>>240875
"uh…no…"

No.240878

>>240870
>>240871
>>240874
>>240875
"Is that the plan then? We find them and ask them to leave us alone?"

No.240879

>>240878
I nod.
"Yep! that's it!"

No.240881

>>240878
"Yeah! Let's try!"

No.240883

>>240878
I sigh and nod my head.

No.240885

>>240878
"Yeah!"

>>240877
"See, nopony ever thought of doing this! It could work!"

No.240886

>>240885
"Yeah we are genius!"

No.240891

>>240886
>>240885
>>240883
>>240881
>>240879
She shrugs
"Worth a try I guess. Now to find those bullies."
There are some ponies playing ball in the schoolyard, and a few more hanging out by the bushes.

No.240894

>>240891
Go up to the ones by the bushes.
"'sup, ponies? What's going on?"
'1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

No.240895

>>240891
Fly up and look for bully type ponies!
'1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10

No.240899

>>240891
"Well, probably tell instead of ask. Dad says bad ponies prey on weakness."
I look at the ponies hanging around.
"Which ones are the bullies."

No.240900

>>240894
>>240895
Looks like the guys are up to no good. Any of the three of 'em.
"Huh? Who the hay are you?"

No.240903

>>240900
Fly down to them.
"Uh excuse me are you bullies?"

No.240904

>>240900
"We're friends of Babs. You need to stop messing with her, or else there's gonna be trouble."

Give an intimidating griffon roar
'1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

No.240905

>>240903
I follow him
"Yeah, are you?"

No.240908

>>240903
>>240905
"What kind of a question is that supposed to be?"
>>240904
You let out a little meow
"HA! Yeah, ooh we're so scared of you kitten. Try not to scare yourself to death with all that roaring!"

No.240912

>>240908
"We are looking for bullies to tell them to stop being bullies!"

No.240913

>>240908
Commune with the shadow of the bully that's talking.
"Hey big boy, what's your most embarassing secret?"

Roll #0 9 = 9

No.240914

>>240912
"Yeah!"

No.240916

>>240908
"I'm not a kitten!"

How big are these ponies? What do they look like?

No.240918

>>240913
I wet the bed for weeks after hearing a scary story!
"GAH! GHOST! AAAAAA!"
>>240916
Two are pretty big for their age. The third less so, but he has a nasty glint in his eye.
"You sure sound like one."
>>240912
>>240914
"Well ain't that cute. What are you, some offshot branch of the Enforcers?"

No.240919

>>240918
Let the shadow go.
"What? No, that was your voice, I'm pretty sure!"

No.240920

>>240918
I start laughing and walk over to them.
"Which one of them said that?"

No.240922

>>240920
"The big one on the front, I'm sure!"

No.240923

>>240920
>>240922
>>240919
"Hey! No bullying!"

>>240918
"No, we are the Cutie Mark Crusaders! Maybe we will get our Cutie Marks in Bully Therapy!"

No.240925

>>240918
>>240919
>>240920
"Don't mock them! You're not better that way!"

No.240926

>>240920
>>240922
Pull back, take them aside.

"Hey, we can use that. Maybe we can dress up as ghosts from a scary story and scare him so bad that he wets himself!"

No.240929

>>240922
I turn towards him.
"Sorry about laughing like that. Have you tried talking with your parents about the problem? They can probably find somepony to help you."

>>240926
"That's really cruel. Maybe if it was our only option, but only maybe."

No.240940

>>240919
>>240920
>>240922
The trio look pretty mad
"Bah. Stupid magicians and their shadow puppets. I bet you are just projecting."
>>240929
"I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM!"

No.240942

>>240940
"It's okay, I had trouble flying for example when I was small! Got cramps in my wings all the times! It's okay to talk to somepony every now and then!"

No.240946

>>240940
"Why would you have said you wet the bed if you didn't? Talk to your parents and they can help you. It's your parents job to help you with your problems."

No.240951

>>240942
>>240946
"Yeah! We all have our embarrassing flaws!"

No.240952

>>240940
"We can try that! Let's have a sleepover and tell scary stories, the one that pisses the bed is the true liar!"

No.240954

>>240952
"Be nice, we are trying to help him."

No.240956

>>240954
"Ain't he the bully?"

No.240957

>>240942
>>240946
>>240951
"IT ISN'T A PROBLEM IT'S A MEDICAL CONDITION!"
He stomps his hoof in anger
>>240952
"Yeah as if I'd ever sleepover at your place!"

No.240959

>>240957
"Ah no matter, you just admitted it!" Keep jumping in place and let out a little giggle.

No.240960

>>240956
"Yes. So?"

>>240957
"Then have your parents take you to a doctor."

No.240961

>>240957
"It's okay, I don't judge you!"

No.240963

>>240960
"So… Don't we want him to stop bullying others?"

No.240965

>>240957
I put a hoof on his shoulder
"Hey don't worry! We're not here to judge!"

No.240966

>>240963
"If we can help him maybe he will stop."

No.240976

>>240959
"Whatever."
"He sure likes talking about pee."
"I bet he likes it."
>>240960
"…they did."
>>240965
>>240961
"Yeah, you're just here to do lame tricks and shout out secrets!"
He pushes you away
The other two shake their heads
"What mean ponies, ganging up on us like that"

No.240979

>>240976
"I-…I didn't mean to!"

No.240981

>>240976
I look at the other two before walking over to his side.
"Want to talk in private?"

No.240983

>>240976
female
"Hehehe, you like pee!"

"You are the bullies! Now you stop that, or everypony will know!"

No.240986

>>240976
"W-what? No! We're not ganging up on you!"

No.240989

>>240983
"Stop that, do you want a bullying cutie mark?!"

No.240992

>>240983
"How about you kindly shut your big mouth before we beat the pee out of you?"
>>240986
"Yeah not much. Just what, six on three?"
They roll their eyes

No.240995

>>240992
Am I scared?
'1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

No.240996

>>240995
Shitless.
Hide behind Goodheart!

No.240997

>>240992
"See, that's bullying and that's bad!"

No.241000

No.241003

>>240992
"But I'm not threatening you right now! You ponies are!"

No.241005

>>240981
"Not particularly. Why? So you can laugh about it too?"
>>240997
"Oh boy I sure feel like turning over a new leaf now. NOT!"

No.241010

>>241005
I frown.
"I already told you I was sorry for laughing. I'm also sorry about how they are acting, but I just want to help you so you will stop bullying my new friend."

No.241013

>>240992
"I'm not scared of you! I'll take you all on!"
Puff out my chest
'1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

No.241029

>>241013
The biggest one punches you in the beak.
'1d10'
"Oh yeah?"
>>241010
He looks at the two others and takes a step aside
"…look, they're my friends. And I don't want them to think I'm lame."

Roll #1 4 = 4

No.241033

>>241029
"Well the lamest thing ever is being a big smelly bully!"

No.241034

>>241029
"It's on!"
Throw a firecracker at his face to blind him!
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

No.241037

>>241029
I try to nudge him away from them.
"Come on, while the others are busy making trouble and breaking rules. Let's at least get out of here so we don't get into trouble with them."

Roll #0 1 = 1

No.241039

>>241029
"Whaaaa! He's attacking us!"

No.241040

>>241029
"H-hey don't fight! Come on! Why can't we just get along?"

I turn to the one talking to Candy
"Well then they're bad friends! You should join us instead! We don't judge!"
Command

Roll #0 10 = 10

No.241055

>>241040
>>241037
The two others give him an astonished look
"You're just gonna walk away from us?"
"What a lame-o."
"FINE! GO THEN! You were a bad friend anyway! We don't need you! And nether does Big Rig!"
"Enjoy your stupid pee mare!"
>>241034
>>241039
The other two then cut their losses and run off

No.241056

>>241055
"…that was…strange."

No.241057

>>241055
"VICTORY!

"Wait, who's Big Rig?"

No.241058

>>241055
"How rude. You didn't need them as friends if they were going to act like that."

No.241059

>>241055
"What the hay just happened?"

No.241060

>>241055
"How mean!"
I turn to the one that stayed behind
"What's your name? My name is Goodheart!"

No.241063

>>241060
"Plum Jam. And uh… yeah. Sorry for being kind of a butt earlier."
>>241057
"Big Rig is the big guy. Head honcho. El Loco Coco. You get the idea. He's the boss."

No.241066

>>241063
"The boss of what? I ain't ever heard him."

No.241067

>>241063
"You mean the boss of all the bullies?"

No.241068

>>241063
"Is he one of the ones bullying Babs?"

No.241069

>>241063
"The boss? The boss of what?"

No.241074

>>241066
>>241067
>>241068
>>241069
"Yeah. The boss of the Rowdy Rottens. I guess you could say it's like a club for bullies…"
Babs huffs
"Well I'll be…"

No.241077

>>241074
"A club of bullies? Like, a chess club? They meet up and practice bullying?"

No.241078

>>241074
"They're rotten alright!"

>>241077
My eyes widen
"D-do you think they have like test subjects to test out new tactics on?"

No.241080

>>241074
"Like a…gang?"
I stop a hoof on the ground.
"Gangs are really bad."

No.241082

>>241080
"Wait. Does that mean we are a gang too?"

No.241085

>>241082
"Oooh, if we are I say we shake down Candy's dad for protection money!"

No.241086

>>241085
"For.. wha? Whaddya need money for anyway?"

No.241088

>>241086
"Firecrackers aren't cheap, you know."

No.241089

>>241077
>>241078
>>241080
"Yeah kinda like that. They have secret clubhouses and meetings and parties and sleepovers and stuff too."

No.241094

>>241089
"So what are we gonna do about it?

No.241095

>>241094
"Avoid them?"

No.241097

>>241095
"WRONG."

"We need to show them that we mean business. That we're a force to be reckoned with!"

No.241100

>>241097
"But… then we'll be no better than they are!"

No.241101

>>241100
>>241097
"Yeah, and what cutiemark will we get, party poopers?"

No.241102

>>241101
>>241100
>>241097
"I don't want to be a bully either… That wouldn't be a good cuite mark!"

No.241103

>>241102
"No it wouldn't…"

>>241101
"We don't have to resolve everything by fighting! Princess Celestia and Luna don't either! And they're smart!"

No.241104

>>241101
"You'll get a cutie mark in standing up for yourself!"
>>241102
"Who's being a bully? We just need to show them not to mess with us."
>>241103
"Yeah, I guess the Royal Guard's just there for - WRONG AGAIN, GOODY."

No.241105

>>241104
"Not like they're comin to me now! If we go to their club and look for troubles we are the bullies!"

No.241106

>>241104
"They're just there for show!"

>>241105
"Yeah!"

No.241109

>>241106
>>241105
"We only got those bullies to leave once we found out one of their secrets and made fun of them for it. And now Plum Jam's one of us.

"I think the model for success is pretty well established at this point — and it's not 'playing nice.'"

No.241113

>>241109
"But it was! I asked him nicely and he joined! Clearly them being bullies makes their club members less loyal!"

No.241114

Babs pushes in
"Ok. So what do you suggest we do about this then?"

No.241116

>>241114
"W-We can't go there! We'll be hurt beyond our imagination!"

No.241120

>>241116
"Forget that, we'd be party poopers! That's like, worse than beign snitches!"
>>241114
"We gotta figure out why they do it!"
Keep bouncing.

No.241121

>>241116
"Y-yeah! I want my cutie mark, not a black eye!"

No.241123

>>241116
>>241120
>>241121
"Well even if we aren't taking them on right away… I like the idea of a secret clubhouse. I can't really ask my sister to get us the basement as a meeting place every week…"

No.241128

>>241123
"Aww you mean that wasn't our club house?"
Stop bouncing and drop my ears.

No.241129

>>241123
"Oh… that's a shame…"

No.241130

>>241123
"Aww… maybe we can ask the School? Ooh, ooh, maybe the teachers would even help us form an offical Club!"

No.241131

>>241130
"What if we build one on our own?"

No.241133

>>241131
"Oooh! We could do that! Totally!"

No.241137

>>241131
Babs smiles at this
"I like it. We just need a place… and well, supplies."
>>241128
>>241129
"The basement is for use of the tenants of our house. We got to use it this week because my sister asked for it."

No.241138

>>241137
"Do you think we can make a clubhouse in a Park? Or does anypony have a backyard?"

No.241141

>>241137
"M-maybe we could use a house where nopony lives anymore?"

No.241143

>>241137
"Supplies! We must make like, the best clubhouse ever!"
>>241138
"You like flying, no? What if we go scout out some locations for the house?"

No.241147

>>241143
"That's a great idea!"

I jump up happily and start to hover above the ground.
'1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

No.241151

>>241147
Help him! Must be someplace really cool, high above the ground, hard to see but with a great view! And large enough for all of us!
'1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

No.241152

>>241151
5 is not a place.

Roll #0 4 = 4

No.241153

>>241147
>>241151
I look at them go, then stare at the ground sadly

No.241154

>>241153
"Won't you try to fly too? Use those wings!"

No.241155

>>241153
"Oh c'mon I can't fly either! But we can always search for it from the ground!"

No.241157

>>241154
"I can't…"

>>241155
I walk after her
"O-okay!" Look for stuff! '1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

No.241159

>>241157
Hover next to her.
"Why? What do you mean?"

No.241160

>>241159
"I'm not strong enough!"

No.241162

>>241160
"Ah don't worry, I can't either but look!"
Start bouncing and fluttering my wings like crazy.
"See? I can jump a bit more with these!"
Roll to see if it's true or just my imagination.
'1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

No.241166

>>241160
"You just got to practice! I'm originally from Cloudsdayle so I lived on clouds so I could fly since I was small, but I heard pegasi who were raised on the ground had this problem! Maybe I can help? Ooh, Ooh, maybe I can get a Flight-trainer cutie mark!"

No.241167

>>241162
>>241166
"M-my wings are just weak, they can't carry my weight."

No.241168

>>241167
Land next to her.
"That's just silly! Unfurl them!"

No.241171

>>241167
>>241168
Move close to Goodheart and try to nudge her wings open.
"C'mon, you can do it!"

Roll #0 10 = 10

No.241172

>>241168
I do so, flapping them a few times
"No really, I-I tried jumping off a tree once to see if I could fly that way but…"
I blush embarrassedly
".. I couldn't."

No.241177

>>241172
"That's not how you need to do it! You need to get off the ground by yourself first, gliding is harder! Just flap them as fast as you can, like this!"

Flap my wings and start hovering again.

No.241178

"So any bright ideas? Or should we just use the old shed behind my house?"

No.241179

>>241178
"You have a shed? Why didn't you say so? We can fix that up!"

No.241180

>>241179
"Well it's small and smells funny…"

No.241181

>>241177
I sigh and put my sousaphone on the ground
"Here I go again…"
Start flapping my wings as hard I can and try to fly. '1d10+-2'

>>241179
"Yeah, that'd work perfectly!"

Roll #1 1 - 2 = -1

No.241183

>>241180
"Never you mind, we'll clean it out and it will be our very own little palace!"

No.241184

>>241181
Catch her!

Roll #0 1 = 1

No.241186

>>241181
You flap them far too hard and dislocate one.
>>241184
A violent crash later, you both end up getting hurt
>>241183
"Well I guess it's a start"

No.241187

>>241186
How painful is it?

Roll #0 4 = 4

No.241188

>>241186
Try not to scream too loudly '1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

No.241189

>>241186
>>241184
>>241181
I wince.
"Ouch..that was…uh… that's not how you do it…"

No.241190

>>241187
Pretty painful.
"HAaaaw! Get off!"
Try to get up

Roll #0 4 = 4

No.241192

>>241188
I just curl up and start crying.
"Ow ow ow ow…"

No.241195

>>241192
>>241190
"Teacher! Miss teacher! Hurt ponies! Ponies got hurt!"
'1d10' call for help.

Roll #1 5 = 5

No.241198

>>241195
It's weekend. No teachers here.
>>241192
Babs rushes over
"Aww crud… C'mon, can you stand?"
Plum Jam comes help you up
"Hey, don't be a baby about it, ok?"
'1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

No.241199

>>241198
"B-b-but It really, really hu-u-urts!"

No.241200

>>241199
"Would hurt less if you moved!"
Try to get her off!

Roll #0 9 = 9

No.241202

>>241200
You manage to roll her off
>>241199
Plum Jam grabs you
"Ok. We're going to take you home then. Where does it hurt?"

No.241203

>>241199
How guilty do I feel?
'1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

No.241204

>>241202
"M-my wing really hurts… I think I b-broke it or something…"
I wipe away some tears

No.241206

>>241203
Well, it was not me after all…

>>241199
"You need to be more careful, I know I told you to flap them, but not just, randomly!"

>>241204
"It doesn't seem broken…"

No.241207

>>241204
"What!?" Get a look at that!

Roll #0 10 = 10

No.241209

>>241207
It's just dislocated. You could easily pop it back in place.

No.241215

>>241209
*pop*
"See? Now's allright!"

No.241216

>>241206
"S-sorry… I didn't m-mean to."

No.241223

>>241215
How hard does popping a joint back into location without any form of anesthetics make me scream? '1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

No.241227

No.241228

>>241223
Just a bit.

"Whyyyyyyy!?"

No.241230

>>241228
"It's for your own good! Now, let's try that again later, we've got a shed to fix!"

No.241233

>>241230
"Yeah, the shed!"
Find it!

No.241235

>>241230
I shakily get up and nod weakly, picking up my sousaphone
"O-okay."

No.241238

>>241233
"Yeah!"

>>241235
"Come on, it will be fun! Maybe you'll get a shed-repair cutie mark!"

No.241239

>>241230
>>241233
>>241235
>>241238
Babs takes you back to her place.
The shed really is pretty small. And it really does smell.
"Told ya it ain't much."

No.241241

>>241239
"It's enough first… the smell… what the heck is up with that?"

No.241242

>>241239
"We can fix this! A lot of sugar, a lot of streamers, we tear down this wall here…"

No.241243

>>241238
I smile at him
"Yeah, that'd be cool."

>>241239
"Well… It's a start?"

No.241245

>>241241
"I think somepony used to store manure in here."
>>241242
"…there are only four walls."
>>241243
"Barely."

No.241247

>>241245
"Uh… Maybe replace the floor?"

No.241248

>>241245
"Exactly! Three walls better than one!"

No.241250

>>241245
"M-maybe we can extend it?"
I turn to Plum
"I don't suppose you know something about building stuff?"

No.241254

>>241250
He shrugs
"A bit? My dad has worked in construction."
>>241248
"I'd rather keep the four so the roof doesn't collapse."
>>241247
"Not a bad plan. We just need a new floor first…"

No.241258

>>241254
"We could get some planks from somewhere right? Maybe buy them or… get some old planks from somewhere? Then use them to replace the floor and maybe extend the clubhouse?"

No.241260

>>241258
>>241254
"That sounds good! Two birds with one stone! We get rid of the smell and extend the clubhouse! Now, where to find planks…"

No.241263

>>241258
>>241260
Plum speaks up
"Dad sometimes has me take some old building materials to the junkyard. We can get stuff there."

No.241264

>>241258
"A second floor!"

No.241268

>>241263
"T-that sounds great! Thanks Plum!"

No.241269

>>241263
"A junkjard? Isn't that… dangerous?"

No.241270

>>241269
Junkyard*
derp

No.241271

>>241264
Babs beams
"Yes! This is a good idea!"
>>241268
>>241269
"It's safe as long as you don't do anything dumb."

No.241274

>>241271
"If you say so… are we going there now?"

No.241276

>>241271
"A junkyard is the bestest place! We can make swing with tires and all that!
Uh! And find flowers for the balcony of the second floor!"

No.241277

>>241271
"Can you lead us there?"

>>241276
"Ooooh, that'd be fun!"

No.241280

>>241274
>>241276
>>241277
"Sure thing. It's a little way from here though. We could use a cart. Or a car if someone's parents wanna help."

No.241283

>>241280
"We need one of those little red carts!…but I don't have one…"

No.241284

>>241280
Do my parents want to help?
'1d2'
1 yep
2 nope

Roll #1 1 = 1

No.241287

>>241280
"I don't know… my parents are kinda busy."

No.241289

>>241284
"My parents can!"
Keep jumping up and down!
"But the cart is more funny!"
The fluttering, too!

No.241298

>>241289
>>241287
>>241283
"Well lets to get that car and carts then! A world of opportunity awaits us!"
Are we still going to keep at this?

No.241300

>>241298
3/8, let's pause.

No.241301

>>241298
We should probably wait for the others

No.241302

>>241298
Let's pause for now to wait for the others

No.241305

>>241300
>>241301
>>241302
AND THEN THEY WENT TO GET JUNK.

NEXT TIME ON THE SAINTS: BIG JUNK, SMALL PANTS.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXWkFhf3rqM


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