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ADVENTURE!

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No.260619

Tell me friend, have you ever heard of Hollow Shades?
No? Passing the Foal Mountains, east of Canterlot, you will find the town.
It started as a single mushroom farm, having the perfect conditions to grow them. Have you seen the mushrooms that grow there? Some of them are bigger than you and I!
But thats not the point! I'm here to tell you about what happened there a few weeks ago.



It is a normal night in the town of Hollow shades
A few ponies are enjoying a good drink at the inn, while others are outside enjoying the cool night air.

As the town hall bells start ringing, everyone in town starts gathering around. You can see Mayor Ebonhoof and his councilmare Stardust.
He clears his throat before talking to the crowd:
"Citizens, we have a problem. Farmer Puddle has spotted a pack of wild beasts! I know we are no warriors, but we have to rise up and defend our village! Grab your weapons and prepare!"

You can heard a loud howl coming from the left part of the town.

No.260630

>>260619
Well, I suppose I'll put away that bit of string I was fiddling with and gather my gear.

No.260631

>>260619
"Oh gosh, beasts! Ohhh I'm ready for em!"
I hit my sword against my shield, making sure to not make any dents
I stand still and look for anyone else interested slapping some beasts around

No.260634

>>260619
"Psst, Melody, if we slip out of town now then we can grab the silverware and pawn it in the next town over!"

No.260644

>>260634
"We could!… You sure we can sell this stuff though? What if it's monogrammed?"

No.260647

>>260644
"Good point.

"I guess if we help out they might pay us… and then we can take the silverware anyways."

No.260649

>>260630
>>260631
>>260634
>>260644
Theres no time! Out of nowhere a group of timberwolves charge at you!
Roll for initiative.

No.260652

>>260649
Well, since I've got Sentry, I'm fine. I'll countercharge and Slam ('1d10+2') the leading Timberwolf.

Roll #1 5 + 2 = 7

No.260653

>>260647
I grin.
"Now that's an ide-"
>>260649
"The hell?!"
I take out my mandolin and bash one of them over the head with it! '1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10

No.260654

>>260649
"Wha-!"
Smack one with the side of my sword!

Roll #0 5 = 5

No.260657

>>260649
Hide under a table!
'1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

No.260659

>>260657
Oh, +2

I forgot about that.

No.260669

>>260652
You charge at him and knock him out a few meters away.

>>260653
As one of them jump at your neck you quickly dodge his attack and smack his head with your instrument. He is helpless.

>>260654
You try to hit the wolf in the head but he bite your sword, roll to not lose it.

>>260657
Youre faster than them! They never saw you roll under that table.

6 of them remain.

No.260671

>>260669
I'll Suppress one of the remaining Timberwolves with my Cudgel. '1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

No.260673

>>260669
"L-Let go of that! It's new!"
Kick him off my sword

Roll #0 1 = 1

No.260677

>>260669
Yeah!
Maybe…
Go for the nads of one of them! '1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

No.260680

>>260669
Ha ha! Pop out from the table and backstab whichever one is nearest!
'1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

No.260682

>>260671
You are too slow, hes already trying to bite your hand off.

>>260673
He shake you around like a rag doll!
You lost your sword and now you are helpless.

>>260677
You kick one of them down there but you notice they dont really have nads.

>>260680
You roll out the table but one of them slam you with his body.

6 of them remain.
Rolling to get up.

Roll #0 6 = 6

No.260685

>>260682
I didn't like that. Slam that one that nipped at me. '1d10+2'

Roll #1 8 + 2 = 10

No.260686

>>260682
Hop on back up as best I can

Roll #0 2 = 2

No.260688

>>260682
M- My usual strategy is… useless?
BASH THEM ON THE HEAD THEN. '1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

No.260690

>>260682
Help up Loquat.

"Stay on your hooves, goat!"
'1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

No.260694

>>260685
You kick him and jump on top of him breaking his head, after all hes just a big twig.

>>260686
Why would you do that? All the tasy grass is on the ground.

>>260688
After notice his lack of balls he scratch you with his claws.

>>260690
You help the goat to get up even if he is chewing some grass, one of them charges at you.

5 wolves remain, one of them is almost dead.

No.260697

>>260694
Ow, son of a bitch!
I kick myself away from him and try to play an Inspiring tune, seeing my party struggling.
'1d10+2'

Roll #1 2 + 2 = 4

No.260698

>>260694
"Thanks pal!"
I pat his back, then swallow whatever grass I had in my mouth and jump at the wolves.
Divine wrath~

Roll #0 6 + 2 = 8

No.260700

>>260694
I kick up some dust and try to make some spooky sounds, like a ghost. That'll terrify them!
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

No.260702

>>260694
I'll attack the one that's almost dead with my cudgel. Should finish it off, or almost do it. '1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

No.260709

>>260697
You play a pretty song about mares but noone can hear you.

>>260698
A burst of holy power erupts from your body throwing them away.

>>260700
Ghosts dont fart you crazy zebra.

>>260702
You smash the top of his head breaking his skull.

4 wolves remain, they are stunned for now.

No.260712

>>260709
Well, moving onto the next one. Cudgeling. '1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

No.260713

>>260709
Hide again!
'1d10+2'

Roll #1 8 + 2 = 10

No.260714

>>260709
Sing louder then!
Let alllll the world know about pretty mares! And how much they like brave and strong adventurers! '1d10+2'

Roll #1 9 + 2 = 11

No.260716

>>260702
Grab my sword while they're stunned

Roll #0 5 = 5

No.260718

>>260712
You hit him on his side, breaking part of his body.

>>260713
You dissapear in middle of the battlefield! +1 to your next action.

>>260714
Who doesnt love pretty mares? +2 to everyone actions in the nexy turn.

>>260716
You grab your sword!

No.260719

>>260718
Look for the nearest wolf and backstab it brutally!
'1d10+3'

Roll #1 4 + 3 = 7

No.260720

>>260718
Well, he ain't dead yet, so keep swinging. '1d10+2' due to the pretty song.

Roll #1 10 + 2 = 12

No.260723

>>260718
Aww yeah.
Bust one of their heads in! '1d10+2'

Roll #1 9 + 2 = 11

No.260724

>>260718
Now that I've got my nice shiny sword back, I place it in its scabbard and headbutt one of them

Roll #0 7 + 2 = 9

No.260732

>>260719
He never saw you coming, you impale his head with your sword.

>>260720
They are not even trying anymore, you crush him with your dog hands!

>>260723
Wood and magic is no match for your mandolin, you break his head.

>>260724
Goat horns and strong! you throw him away like a can.

No.260736

>>260732
Aww yeah.
Turn and cock my mandolin back for another head bashing! '1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

No.260737

>>260732
If there any left, I'll keep bashing their heads in. Cudgel swinging away. '1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

No.260739

>>260732
Neat! Smack one of them with my flimsy plank shield!

Roll #0 2 = 2

No.260742

>>260732
I make dragon noises in an attempt to terrify them again.
'1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

No.260746

>>260736
>>260737
>>260739
Youre all clumsy but you manage to finish the last one.

>>260742
It works! all the other wolves run away!

The mayor and the rest of the townponies gather around the group.
"That was impressive!"

No.260749

>>260746
I do a mock bow.
"Thank you, thank you. Now, about payment…"

No.260750

>>260746
I'll shrug and put away my cudgel. Searching amongst the remains for interesting things. '1d10'
Interesting being oddly shaped twigs, bits of shiny stone, or anything out of the ordinary.

Roll #1 6 = 6

No.260752

>>260746
"Oh was that all of them? That was easy!"
I sit down, grab a bit of grass, and start eating

No.260753

>>260746
>>260749
"Yeah, adventuring isn't cheap, you know."

No.260755

>>260749
>>260753
"Payment? Oh right, you can spend the night in the inn for free!"

>>260750
It seems like all the magic fade with their lives.

>>260752
It taste weird, considering the lack of sun.

No.260756

>>260755
"Hrumph."
Suppose I'll find a nice spot to sit, then. Mayor's probably not done with us yet.

No.260757

>>260755
"Bleh. So where do ya think those things came from?"
I spit out the grass and look for a tin can or something

Roll #0 6 = 6

No.260761

>>260755
"Typical, just typical. Classic case of exploitation by the ruling classes. We risked our lives to save all of you, when we could have just made off with the doilies and silverware and horseshoes and ran! I think we're entitled to some payment! Or at least some form of compensation!"

No.260763

>>260761
I nod in agreement, having nothing more to add.

No.260764

>>260756
You sit down waiting.

>>260757
Lucky you, there is a few cans around the fountain.

>>260761
"Hey we didnt invite you to this town zebra! Take it or not I dont care."

No.260767

>>260764
"C-Can I stay at the inn too? I bet they have all sorts of soft sheets and lovely towels to chew on.."

Also how good is this can?

Roll #0 4 = 4

No.260770

>>260764
"Zebra? Oh you should not have done that…"
I chuckle and wait for Mwa to tear into him.

No.260772

>>260764
"ZEBRA? What does my heritage have ANYTHING to do with this? I don't need any of your racism, Imperialist scum! I demand satisfaction. Either pay us, or at least give us some more work with REAL pay."

No.260774

>>260772
"Maybe he likes your pretty stripes?"
I keep chewing on my can

No.260777

>>260767
The councilmare walk to you.
"Of course you can, and you can eat all the cans you want! She laughs "Get it?"

>>260772
"Your payment is a free meal and a night in the inn and if you want work go visit our mushrooms farm stri…"

You all can hear a powerful growl coming from the forest, a massive bear is running towards you, there is something wroing about him.

No.260782

>>260777
IMMEDIATELY RUN AT THAT BEAR AND HUG IT

Roll #0 9 = 9

No.260783

>>260777
Finally, something that I can care about.
Before it gets too close to the others, I'll Slam it off its feet. '1d10+2'

Roll #1 5 + 2 = 7

No.260785

>>260777
"Fieldwork? I'm an artist, you racist."

No.260787

>>260777
>>260785
"I think that might be our paying work Mwa…"
I fly over to the bear and try to figure out what's wrong with him. Bears don't normally attack ponies like this… '1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

No.260788

>>260782
Why would you do that?!
You run to him and jump, he catches you with his arms, you can see the confusion in his face.

>>260783
While he is distracted you jump ant him and hit him.

>>260785
He run away looking for his pitchfork.

>>260787
You can see black marks and dead patches of fur in his body.

No.260789

>>260788
Slam it again. That was supposed to be the part where it fell over. '1d10+2'

Roll #1 5 + 2 = 7

No.260790

>>260788
What the… is this the work of Necromancers? '1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

No.260791

>>260788
He was running for a hug, right?
If not then what the heck! Look him over to see what's up with this hug-hating bear

Roll #0 2 = 2

No.260793

>>260788
"You can't run away from the truth, oppressor!"

>>260787
"Oh, a bear!"
Inspect the bear
'1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

No.260794

>>260789
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HE'S HOLDING ME AAAAH"

No.260796

>>260789
You try to take him down but hes too big and strong.

>>260791
Thats not a good idea, he use hugbear on you.
You are helpless and it really hurts.

>>260790
>>260793
You should help the goat instead of looking at his bear butt.

No.260798

>>260796
I'll frown a bit. This is harder than it looks.
I'll Suppress the bear with my cudgel. '1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

No.260799

>>260796
I throw a dagger at him.
'1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

No.260800

>>260796
"T-Too tight!"
Struggle free! '1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10

No.260801

>>260796
W- Well it probably is a work of Necromancy anyways!
"Hey Mwa, this bear's undead!"
Whack it! '1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

No.260803

>>260800
You are a slippery goat! You are free from his grasp.

>>260798
>>260799
>>260801
The bears roar with rage!
You are all helpless.

No.260804

>>260803
I'll get up. '1d10' No bear's gonna knock me down.

Roll #1 5 = 5

No.260805

>>260803
Son of a-!
Get back up! '1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

No.260806

>>260803
Spirits, aid my rise!
'1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

No.260807

>>260803
Woo!
Help the dog up

No.260808

>>260807
er '1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

No.260810

>>260804
>>260805
>>260806
You all get up and ready to fight.
The bear roars again, his eyes are glowing with a bright green light.

A few tendrils sprout on his back

No.260811

>>260810
"…What in the name of all that is… what the hell is that?!"
I try to play an Inspiring tune in case anyone decides to charge it. '1d10+2'

Roll #1 1 + 2 = 3

No.260812

>>260810
"Ew… and I hugged him too.."
Divine wrath

Roll #0 3 + 2 = 5

No.260816

>>260810
That's disgusting.
Beat it over the head with my cudgel. '1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

No.260817

>>260810
I try to look like a bigger, scarier bear!
'1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10

No.260821

>>260811
What a awful song! Everyone get a -1 for your next turn.

>>260812
You summon a few light orbs but thats not enough to stop him.

>>260816
You smash his eye, destroying his left eye.

>>260817
Maybe is the night, or the fact that your a a scary zebra but he is shitting himself right now! He is stunned.

No.260823

>>260821
"Oh, uh… sorry, hehe."
Attack! '1d10+-1'

Roll #1 9 - 1 = 8

No.260824

>>260821
I'll continue cudgeling the Bear.

Roll #0 1 - 1 = 0

No.260825

>>260821
Go for the eyes!
'1d10+-1'

Roll #1 8 - 1 = 7

No.260826

>>260821
Try that divine wrath again…

Roll #0 1 + 1 = 2

No.260834

>>260830
Growling, I'll get back to my feet. I don't like this bear anymore.

No.260835

>>260830
Keep stabbing him.
'1d10'

No.260836

>>260835
who else?

No.260837

>>260830
I completely ignore my gas passery and look to see where that bolt came from!

No.260838

>>260830
Keep wailing on him! '1d10'

No.260840

>>260834
You manage to push him away and stan up.

>>260835
>>260836
You stab him on the back of the head, hes almost done.

>>260837
Stop farting!
You can see a mare running to you.

>>260838
You with him with your bear hooves!

The mare cast another holy spell at him, purging the dark energy. He is dead now.

No.260843

>>260840
"…The hell was that about?"
I turn to face this mare. Who is she? Is she cute?

No.260844

>>260840
I'll give the bear's corpse a little kick as I wait for the mare to make her intents known. Not like I can walk off with all these things happening.

No.260845

>>260843
"Are you okay?"

No.260846

>>260840
Look at the mare. Oh gosh I hope she's cute and doesn't mind gas

Roll #0 2 = 2

No.260847

>>260845
"Huh? Yeah, I'm alright. What about you dude?"

No.260848

>>260843
She is inspecting the dead body of the bear.
She is cutie, a few years older than you.

>>260844
You kick the dead body, she just looks at you.

>>260846
She raise an eyebrow and move a few meters away from you.

"Bah they are already here! Whos in charge of this town?"

No.260849

>>260847
"I don't think it touched me."

>>260848
"Who the hell are you? I hope you're not planning on taking our share of the pay — we did all of the work."

No.260851

>>260848
"The mayor. He left that way."
I'll vaguely point in the direction the mayor and his secretary fled.

No.260853

>>260848
"Who's here? And what's your name ma'am?"
I hop closer to her

No.260854

>>260849
"Your share of the job? He almost killed the dog!"

>>260851
"Then I must talk with him, are you hurt good dog?"

>>260853
"My name is Ladimore, cleric of canterlot."

No.260855

>>260854
"Oh, the doggie's hurt? Hold still!"
Heal him

Roll #0 1 = 1

No.260856

>>260848
Hmm…~
>>260854
"This was still our job, before you barged in! We could've handled it ourselves!"
I move beside her and throw a hoof over her shoulder.
"Though… maybe you can be my payment instead~"

No.260858

>>260854
I'll unconsciously wag my tail at being called a good dog.
"Don't think it's more than a few scra-" >>260855 "Ouch!" Growling at the goat, I'll amend my statement. "More than a scratch now."

No.260861

>>260855
You spit on his wound and rub your hoof on it.

>>260856
She take a few steppes back.
"This is my job now, this whole town is in danger."

>>260858
Her horn glows as she heals the scratch.
"There you go, nice and clean."

No.260863

>>260861
"Thank you."
Without much else to do, move a bit away from the goat.

No.260864

>>260861
"Great, another square bound to the Princess.

"We've seen cuter."

No.260865

>>260861
"I helped!
I clap my hooves together happily
"Now why are we in danger? I mean I just took out that bear with my own two horns while the rest you watched! I'd say we're pretty much the opposite of being in danger…"

No.260867

>>260864
She just snort.

>>260865
"The bear is just a symptom of the real danger!"

The major walks to her.
"Our heroe! Why dont you stay for the night! You earn a free night at the inn miss."

"Im afraid I cant do that, evil cultist lurkes in the forest mayor, I need your help."

No.260874

>>260864
"Pfft, yeah. You ask the incompetent mayor for help but not the actual adventurers. Some hero you are."

No.260875

>>260867
"Oh! If we smack around the forest cultist, can I stay at the inn even longer?!"
I give cute goat eyes

Roll #0 1 = 1

No.260881

>>260875
Goat eyes are ugly, he moves away from you.
"Maybe, we dont even know if she is telling the truth."

Stardust walks in
"She is a holy priest sir Im sure shes not lying."

>>260874
"Im not a hero Im just here to help this ponies."

No.260882

>>260881
"Why don't we all go?"

No.260883

>>260882
The mayor snort
"Because your friends are a bunch of greedy… Ponies who only want bits and booze."

No.260884

>>260883
I'll shrug.
"Just suggesting."

No.260886

>>260883
"I just want a nice stay at an inn. Pleeease?"

No.260887

>>260883
"We've got to eat, too, you know. Or is that too much? Should we just starve to death so you can use our bodies as mushroom fertilizer, too?"

No.260888

>>260883
"We're just ponies who want fair and just compensation for our services! It's you Mayor who's the greedy one! Hoarding all the town's taxes for yourself… were you even democratically elected? I highly doubt it at this point!"
>>260887
"Exactly!"

No.260891

>>260884
>>260886
"You can stay in our inn for a few days and eat for free."

>>260887
"You are not good enough to be fertilizer stripy."

>>260888
"I run this town because I was hoof picked by Princess Celestia! And you and your friend can fuck off if you dont like!"

Ladimore stomp her hoofs on the ground
"ENOUGH! I dont have time for this, mayor gather your soldiers we have to find them before they cause a real damage to this forest."

No.260899

>>260891
"Mayor doesn't have soldiers, though. Otherwise he wouldn't have asked us."

No.260902

>>260891
I seethe.

Oh I am definitely stealing anything not nailed down now.

No.260903

>>260899
"How is that possible? Never mind then Ill do it myself, you can come if you want to but I cant promise you much in return…"

No.260904

>>260891
"Oh shit, you hear that Mwa? He's hoof picked by Princess Celestia!"
I laugh.
>>260902
"You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?"

No.260905

>>260903
"I've really got nothing better to do."

No.260906

>>260904
"Better than being a lazy bum like you."

>>260905
She smiles
"Is good to see someone care about ponies."

No.260907

>>260903
"Oh gosh I'm down to go!"

No.260909

>>260907
>>260905
She pat you on the head
"I didnt catch your names."

No.260910

>>260904
I put on my best "royal canterlot voice" impression.
"LADIMORE, SHAVE MY ROYAL BUM! AND WASH THE DISHES WHILE YOU'RE DOWN THERE!"

"Very much so."

No.260913

>>260909
I'll unconsciously wag my tail again.
"Patches. I hit stuff."

No.260914

>>260910
I join him.
"OH, AND DON'T FORGET TO OPPRESS THE POPULACE SOME MORE WHILE YOU'RE AT IT! CAN YOU PICK UP SOME MORE CAVIAR TOO?"

No.260916

>>260913
"Patches? Is that a common name? Im afraid I dont know much about diamond dogs."

>>260910
>>260914
He snort again
"What are you two even doing here? We dont need your services anymore."

No.260917

>>260916
"Well, I'm the only Patches I know, so I suppose it isn't too common."

No.260918

ALSO WE STOP NOW

[PAUSE]

No.260919

>>260914
I prance around like a big, royal horse before rolling on the ground, laughing.

>>260916
"Oh, I think you do. The goat and the dog both nearly died fighting that bear. We're the only experienced adventurers here."

No.262319

>>260917
She jus nod as she watch your hands.

>>260919
"Well we are not going to pay your lazy ass!"

Ladimore walks in
"I can pay you for your services but you will have to go with me to canterlot."

No.262322

>>262319
"Lazy? We just killed a bear for you! And before that we put down several timberwolves!"

No.262323

>>262319
"Okay."

No.262324

>>262319
>>260909
"O-Oh! I'm Loquat!"
I get closer to the cute mare
"And I'll follow you to Canterlot. Heck, you don't even have to pay me!"
I smile and drool a bit

No.262325

>>262322
"Please we had the situation under control."

>>262324
"I knew you were a warrior of justice friend."

No.262326

>>262322
>>262325
"Sure didn't look like it when you were begging people to take up arms!"

No.262327

>>262325
>>262326
"Well, as long as you're actually paying, I'm up for following the stick-in-the-mud.

"What do you say, Melody? Let's get out of this stupid town."

No.262328

>>262327
"Eh… I can't say I'm a fan of working for the monarchy, even by extension, but if it pays sure."

No.262329

>>262326
"Pfff we had it in the bag."

>>262327
"Dont come back!"
He leaves the scene

Council Stardust walks in
"Thank you for your help sir, if you need anything feel free to visit the general store."

No.262330

>>262328
"We can take money from the beast and put it right back into the revolutionary coffers. And, by aiding the people, we'll further undermine this authoritarian regime."

No.262331

>>262329
"General store? I'm sure they have a whole buncha stuff I need…"
I waltz right over there. Do they sell shields there?

Roll #0 1 = 1

No.262332

>>262330
"Or we get arrested again for 'disrupting the peace' or some shit like that… at least this time we won't have to pawn our stuff to pay bail.
Whatever. I'm in. Revolutionaries until the end!"
I hold out my hoof.

No.262333

>>262331
"NO, WE DONT SELL SHIELDS, WE HATE SHIELDS."
They close the door in your face.

Ladimore clear her throar
"We should go now."
She start walking to the left side of the town.

No.262334

>>262333
I'll follow her. Not much else to do.

No.262335

>>262333
"WHA!"
I kick the door and stomp off after Ladimore… because she's cute oh gosh

Roll #0 5 = 5

No.262336

>>262332
Return the revolutionary hoof bump.

"Be sure to grab something valuable before we leave."

Rolling to surreptitiously steal something valuable — silverware, a clock, whatever.
'1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10

No.262338

>>262336
"Of course."
Rolling to do the same. '1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

No.262340

>>262334
>>262335
You are in the edge of the town now, Ladimore stop and look back waiting for Melody and Mwandishi.

>>262336
It seems like the mayor drop a key when he ran away.

>>262338
You find a lot of wood in the floor.

No.262342

>>262340
I take the time to offer the pretty mare some of my exotic candy which I totally bought and in no way found just sitting there on a store shelf.

Roll #0 9 = 9

No.262343

>>262340
Take the key.

I wonder what it opens. Does it have any markings on it that might tell me its function?
'1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

No.262346

>>262340
>>262343
"Niiice. Straight from the aristocracy itself."

No.262348

>>262342
"Are those lemon drops? I love lemon drops!"

>>262343
The key is marked as "storage".

No.262349

>>262348
"Come back at night and 'liberate' their goods for the cause?"

No.262350

>>262348
Aw yiss. I gave that mare some lemon drops. Mares love lemon drop~
"Yeah! They're the best!"
Sit next to her and try not to drool or look goofy

Roll #0 5 = 5

No.262351

>>262350
Suppose I'll take a seat as well. Those other two are taking an awful long time.

No.262352

>>262346
>>262349
"An excellent plan, comrade."

Do I know where their "storage" facility is?

No.262354

>>262350
You stick your tongue out and blow a raspberry.

>>262351
"Do you want some candy?"

>>262352
Behind the townhall.

You can hear Ladimore yelling at you
"AT YOU TWO READY TO GO? WE DONT HAVE TIME!"

No.262357

>>262354
I'll think for a minute.
"Don't know. Never had it before."

No.262359

>>262354
"Okay, we'll take the stuff after we get back."

"Just a minute~"

No.262360

>>262357
"You should, they are delicious!"

>>262359
"You are going to miss your payment!"

No.262361

>>262354
>>262357
I hesitantly hand Patches some of my delicious homemade completely unstolen candy

No.262363

>>262361
"Thank you."
I'll pop one of them into my mouth.
Since these are lemon drops, rolling for sour. '1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

No.262364

>>262360
"Alright alright, we're goin'!"
I trot over to the rest of the group.
>>262359
"Totally."

No.262365

>>262363
Its pleasantry sour, pretty good!

No.262366

>>262360
I join the rest of the group.

"Where to, o slavedriver?"

No.262368

>>262365
"Hrm. Not bad. Might have to get more later."

No.262369

>>262364
>>262366
"We are going deep into the forest, there is a old crypt around."
She roll the candy in her mouth.
"Want some?"

No.262370

>>262369
"Well if you're offering my candy to everyone…"
I toss my bag to Mwandishi and huff

No.262372

>>262370
"Sharing is caring Loquat!"

No.262375

>>262372
I chuckle and elbow Mwa in the side.
"Yeah, sure. Like they know about sharing."
>>262369
"A crypt? You think that's where the undead bear came from?"

No.262377

>>262375
"Probably not but the cultists are tainting this whole place with evil magic. We should go now."

No.262380

>>262377
I'll stand and be ready to follow.

No.262381

>>262370
"We're all in this together, Loquat."

I'll take one and pass the bag to Melody.

>>262375
"Still believing in the lie of 'private property…' It would be quaint, if it weren't so reactionary."

No.262384

>>262377
"Fine, let's go then."

>>262381
"I HOPE IT'S DELICIOUS"

No.262388

>>262381
I take one and toss it back to Loquat, then pop it in my mouth. Rolling for sweetness '1d10'
"Isn't that how it usually goes?"

Roll #1 5 = 5

No.262389

>>262384
"Inht issth,"* I say with the candy in my mouth.

* — "It is"

No.262390

>>262380
>>262381
>>262384
"Lets go then."
After walking for a few minutes you can see the trees change, almost all of them are gray with only a few leaves on them, near the mountain you find a big stone door, its open."

>>262388
Not really sweet, it seems like you pick a old one.

No.262391

>>262390
I'll have my cudgel at the ready. Don't know what we'll find in there. If anything.

No.262394

>>262388
I catch the bag in my mouth and start chewing on it

>>262390
"This where the culty guys are?"
I poke my head in and peek around

Roll #0 5 = 5

No.262399

>>262390
I peek inside. '1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

No.262401

>>262391
You stand ready for anything.

>>262394
You can feel the cold and foul air coming from it.

>>262399
You can stone ladders leading to… Darkness.

"Lets go, stay behind me guys."
She light her horn and walk in.

No.262404

>>262401
I follow behind the cute mare, guarding her butt with my life

Roll #0 3 = 3

No.262405

>>262401
I'll follow her in.

No.262406

>>262401
I follow

No.262407

>>262401
I follow.

No.262409

>>262407
And try to sneak a peak at her butt '1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

No.262410

>>262404
You bump her butt with your horns.
"Hey stop it!"

>>262405
>>262406
>>262407
After walking for a while you find a great hall inside, you can see two statues inside but they are broken.

>>262409
You also bump her butt with your hoof
"ENOUGH!"

You can hear steppes around.

No.262411

>>262410
Ears perked, I'll listen and try to find out where that noise is coming from. '1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

No.262412

>>262410
I cover my horns with my hooves and point at Melody Maker
"I-It was her!"
Awkwardly play it off by looking around for that noise

Roll #0 3 = 3

No.262413

>>262410
I look for whatever's walking around.

'1d10+1'

Roll #1 4 + 1 = 5

No.262414

>>262410
Ooh…
Does she have a nice butt? '1d10'
And I guess I also try to look for where the noise is coming from too 'r2 1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7 / Roll #2 7 = 7

No.262415

>>262411
>>262413
>>262414
Hooves! You can gear hooves around the broken statues her butt is nice, round and toned.

>>262412
She ignore you.

No.262416

>>262415
"Hooves around the statues. Be wary."

No.262417

>>262415
I preemptively hide in the darkness.
'1d10+2'

Roll #1 8 + 2 = 10

No.262418

>>262415
>>262416
I wander over to the statues and look around for whatever's moving around down here

Roll #0 9 = 9

No.262419

>>262417
You become one with the shadows. +1 to your next action.

>>262418
You can see a few ponies wearing black robes, it seems like they didnt noticed you but they are trying to hide behind the statues.

No.262420

>>262415
Ooh…
I stand guard by her. Try to look intimidating! '1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

No.262421

>>262420
You shouldnt be dancing around.

No.262422

>>262421
Melody pls
pls stop thinking of mare butt
And serious up! '1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

No.262423

>>262420
>>262422
"Leave the pretty mare alone! You're probably creepin' her out!"

No.262424

>>262422
Nope, you can only think about how round and nice her butt is.

>>262423
While you turn around and yell one of the cultusts jump at you!

Everyone roll for initiative.

No.262425

>>262424
"Oh man how I'd like to get my hooves on that… Wha-"
Inspire everyone to defend the butt! '1d10+2'

Roll #1 7 + 2 = 9

No.262426

>>262424
Well I'm hidden so I win initiative.

I'll wait to see what happens.

No.262427

>>262424
"Ah!"
I run behind Ladimore '1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

No.262429

>>262424
Well, Sentry means I don't have to do that.
Charging Slam at the nearest Cultist. '1d10+2'

Roll #1 10 + 2 = 12

No.262431

>>262425
The butt defender song inspire everyone! +1 to everyone actions.

>>262426
You are hidden.

>>262427
2slow, he hit you in the back of the head with his hoof, you are helpless.

>>262429
One of them try to hit you with his head but you grab him and throw him at his companions.
He is dead and two of his companions are helpless.

6 cultists are alive.

No.262432

>>262431
Hop back up!

Roll #0 3 = 3

No.262433

>>262431
Moving onto the next. Cudgel this time. '1d10+1' due to inspiration.

Roll #1 5 + 1 = 6

No.262434

>>262431
I try to make spooky sounds and terrify the cultists.

'1d10+1'

Does that reveal me or not? I presume it does.

Roll #1 3 + 1 = 4

No.262435

>>262431
Aww yeah.
Now whack some cultists! '1d10+1'

Roll #1 1 + 1 = 2

No.262437

>>262432
You roll around in the floor collecting dust, the cultist is ready to stab you when!

>>262433
Patches hit him in the head sending him back.

>>262434
Are you seriously trying to scare evil cultists in a dark crypt?
One of them slam you.

>>262435
You shove your face in a cultist butt, he kick you with his backleg in the face.
You are helpless.

No.262439

>>262437
Try again! I gotta not be useless…

Roll #0 4 = 4

No.262440

>>262437
AAAAA
Why did I just shove my face in a dude's butt!
Get up and away! '1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

No.262441

>>262437
Continuing to hit stuff. Slam the next cultist. '1d10+2'

Roll #1 8 + 2 = 10

No.262442

>>262437
Ack!

I help Melody up.

'1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

No.262444

>>262439
Nope the floor is comfy and you just found a nice can.

>>262440
Remember when you said you were the only experienced adventurer? The mayor would laugh at you right now.

>>262441
You grab him by the neck and slam him on the ground killing him then you roll to your friends keeping them safe while they are down.

>>262442
She is up thanks to you.

5 of them remain.

No.262445

>>262444
I can enjoy this can on my feet. Hop back up!

Roll #0 8 = 8

No.262446

>>262444
I kick up a cloud of dust and hide again.
'1d10+2'

Roll #1 1 + 2 = 3

No.262448

>>262444
I'll pick up the goat. There's killing to be done. '1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

No.262450

>>262444
Grr
Well what do those aristocratic scum know!
I hit the cultist who's butt I touched! Right in between the legs! '1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

No.262454

>>262445
You are up and now you have a can.

>>262446
You fall over and hit your head, you are helpless.

>>262448
The goat is already up instead you kick one of the cultists.

>>262450
Jokes on you thats a mare!
She stab you in the shoulder with her dagger.

No.262456

>>262454
Ouch! Try to get up.
'1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

No.262457

>>262454
Oh the irony!
I fly back and try to play an Inspiring tune for the rest of us. '1d10+2'

Roll #1 8 + 2 = 10

No.262460

>>262454
Grr… divine wrath! '1d10+2'

Roll #1 5 + 2 = 7

No.262465

>>262454
I'll beat another goat with my cudgel. '1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

No.262468

>>262456
You roll over and get back on your hooves.

>>262457
FIGHT THE POWER!
Everyone get a +2.

>>262460
They underestimate the power of the goat, you send them away stunned.

>>262465
You fail to hit them but at least they cant move for now.

5 cultists remain.

No.262470

>>262468
Hrumph.
I'm gonna hit 'em hard today. Slam at the nearest goat. '1d10+4'

Roll #1 10 + 4 = 14

No.262473

>>262468
Woo! Slice at one with my shiny new sword! '1d10+2'

Roll #1 3 + 2 = 5

No.262474

>>262468
I stab the nearest cultist.
'1d10+2'

Roll #1 3 + 2 = 5

No.262475

>>262468
Aww yeah
Time to lay some beat down on these cultists!
I swing my mandolin at one of them! '1d10+2'

Roll #1 3 + 2 = 5

No.262477

>>262470
RAWR! You charge and send them flying all over the room, they are helpless except for the one that land on his sword.

>>262473
>>262474
>>262475
Considering they are helpless you manage to finish a few of them.

2 of them remains, one of them is trying to run to the next room.

No.262478

>>262477
No, he's not getting away. Cudgeling him. '1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

No.262479

>>262477
I try to capture one, take his weapon away.
'1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

No.262480

>>262477
Capture the
>>262478
>>262479
…the other one who isn't trying to flee! '1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10

No.262482

>>262477
Uh… charge at one while chewing on my can. Wrath if they're close enough!
'1d10+2'

Roll #1 7 + 2 = 9

No.262485

>>262478
You crush his skull, killing him.

>>262482
No need for that, enjoy your can.

>>262479
>>262480
You capture the last one, he is squirming and yelling.
"LEAVE ME ALONE!"

No.262488

>>262485
Sit on him to stop his squirming while I eat my can '1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

No.262489

>>262485
I'll look through their stuff. They might have interesting things.'1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

No.262492

>>262485
"No! Why are you here? What are you doing?"
'1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

No.262493

>>262485
"Not until you tell us what you're doing here!"
'1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

No.262495

>>262488
You crush him with your powerful butt, he cant move.

>>262489
You found a eye-shaped sapphire on one of them.

>>262492
He spit at you.
"The Master is going to rip your soul zebra!"

>>262493
You start to rub his butt while you interrogate him.

Ladimore cast DA around her.

No.262497

>>262495
Neat! Into the bag of treasures you go.

No.262499

>>262495
"As if. We've faced scarier things than your 'master.' Who is he? What does he want? Talk!"
'1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

No.262500

>>262495
"Who's your master huh?"
RUB MY BUTT ON HIM WHILE I SIT. HUMILIATE HIM
'1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

No.262502

>>262495
This is not a mare
Stop that Melody!

"Who is you're 'master,' hmm?!"
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

No.262504

>>262497
The gem hums in your bag.

>>262499
"He will open the door and claim this pathetic forest."

>>262500
You fart all over him! And poop a little in your armor.

>>262502
He just ignore you.

No.262506

>>262504
Ooh, it's a humming gem! Never seen one of those before. I'll fish it back out and listen to it for a bit.

No.262507

>>262504
"Did you send that bear into Hollow Shades?"
'1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

No.262508

>>262504
"Hey! Don't ignore me! What door?!"
'1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

No.262509

>>262504
Do I even care if I uh… did that?
'1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

No.262510

>>262506
You hold it close to your ear but is not working.

>>262507
"The what?"

>>262508
"The fissure, Celestia thought it was closed for good but she was mistaken!"

>>262509
What would Ladimore said?

Speaking of Ladimore, she walks in.
"So I was right, the other didnt believe me but I knew somethign was wrong."

No.262511

>>262510
"The bear! And the timberwolves! You're the ones terrorizing that idiot village, right?"
'1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

No.262512

>>262510
I'll shake it a bit.
"Hrrrm."
Back in the bag it goes, I guess.

No.262513

>>262510
I turn to Ladimore.
"What's wrong?"

No.262515

>>262510
I blush and put on a serious face
"Didn't believe you about what?"

No.262516

>>262511
"No, we just bless the animals with our gift."

>>262512
You keep it close to you.

>>262513
"They are trying to open a old door to the realm of the dread goat, Grogar."

>>262515
"What?"

No.262519

>>262516
"Alright. Well, at least we have the right place."

I pull out some rope and tie him up.
'1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

No.262520

>>262516
"Y-You too.."
Spaghetti roll
'1d10'

>>262519
I hop off and let him do his thing

Roll #1 5 = 5

No.262521

>>262516
"Grogar? That's a first…"
I just stand by and let Mwa do his thing and try to sneak a feel on that nice butt '1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

No.262523

>>262519
You tie him up real good.
"You cant stop us!"

>>262520
The spaguetti fall of your can.

>>262521
She slap you right in the face, you should learn manners.

Ladimore speaks up again.
"I can feel a dark pressence under us, we should take the right passage."

You can see another door between the statues.

No.262524

>>262523
Well, let's open that sucker up. If it's not locked, of course.

No.262525

>>262524
The other door?

No.262526

>>262523
Being very careful, I open the door and look inside.
'1d10+1'

Roll #1 2 + 1 = 3

No.262527

>>262523
"Oh! Allow me!"
I open the door for her and bow

No.262528

>>262523
Ow…
Not the first time that's happened, I guess.
I go over to the door between the statues and open it up, take a peek inside. '1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

No.262529

>>262525
The one between the statues, yes.

No.262531

>>262526
You notice a big statue in the room, it almost looks like a diamond dog but different and it doesnt have a tail, you can see a hole in his face.

>>262527
"Oh you are so sweet."
She walks in.

No.262532

>>262531
"Y-You t-"
I shake my head and hop over to the statue. Then I examine it's face.
'1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

No.262533

>>262532
There is a socket in it.

No.262534

>>262533
I examine the socket. '1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

No.262535

>>262533
"Huh… is something supposed to go in here?"
Look around the room for something shaped like that socket. '1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

No.262536

>>262534
Yep its a socket, something must go in.

>>262535
You can only find rocks around.

No.262537

>>262536
I'll poke around the room. See if there's anything else interesting in here. '1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

No.262538

>>262536
Hmm…
Ooh! Idea!
"Loquat, gimme that sapphire you found."

No.262539

>>262537
The statue is blocking your sight.

No.262540

>>262538
"I didn't find nothin'! And if I did I wouldn't give it to a butt-toucher like you!"
That was patches

No.262541

>>262538
That was me, and I didn't tell anyone about that.
>>262539
Hrumph. I'll sit next to the statue.

No.262542

>>262541
As you walk to the statue you can feel the gem humming in your bags.

No.262543

>>262542
That's odd. I'll take it out.

No.262544

>>262540
>>262541
Oh. Right.
>>262540
"What's that supposed to mean?!"

"…Anyways, did anyone find anything back there? Anything at all?"

No.262545

>>262543
The gem is vibrating in your hands now.

No.262546

>>262545
"Why's my gem vibrating? They don't usually do that."

No.262548

>>262544
"You totally touched Ladi…whatever's butt! Back off!"
I huff

No.262549

>>262546
"Its a puzzle! Put it in the socket."

No.262550

>>262548
"Do you own the priestess, Loquat?"

No.262551

>>262549
"…Can I have it back when we're done?"

No.262552

>>262551
"I guess?"

No.262553

>>262550
"I-I own a lotta stuff! Who cares if I do?"

No.262554

>>262552
"Okey dokey."
I'll place the gem in the socket.

No.262556

>>262551
"Just stick the damn thing in already!"

No.262557

>>262556
I giggle

No.262559

>>262554
As you place the gem in the socket a strange blue glow appears in the room, the floor shakes as de statue start moving!
Roll for initiative.

No.262560

>>262559
Don't gotta do that, so Slam the statue. '1d10+2'
I want that rock back even if I've gotta knock that thing's head off to do it.

Roll #1 3 + 2 = 5

No.262561

>>262559
"Gaaah statues aren't supposed to move stop it!"
Wrath! '1d10+2'

Roll #1 1 + 2 = 3

No.262564

>>262559
I try to hide.
'1d10+2'

Roll #1 2 + 2 = 4

No.262567

>>262559
Stand in front of the pretty mare and prepare to defend her! '1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

No.262568

>>262560
The creature push you away when you try to hit him.

>>262561
A bolt of enery surges from your horns and hit the creature but his black body absorb it, he is charged with holy energy now.

>>262564
There is nowhere to hide.

>>262567
You stand in front of her, not doing much.

No.262569

>>262568
I'll push him back! Slam again. '1d10+2'

Roll #1 9 + 2 = 11

No.262570

>>262568
Nooo! Smack his stupid holy hole-face with my sword! '1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

No.262571

>>262568
Attack then! '1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

No.262572

>>262568
I try to jump on top of the statue and jab at its head!
'1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

No.262573

>>262569
You slam his leg forcing him to fall on his knee, roll to avoid his punch.

>>262570
You hit the gem on his face causing a short paralysis.

>>262571
The statue grab you with his other hand.
Roll to get away.

>>262572
A fine strike in the center, it seems like he cant move his legs anymore.

[PAUSED]

No.268835

>>262573
Rolling to avoid. '1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

No.268836

>>262573
Slice at its hands! '1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

No.268837

>>262573
I aim for that gem on his face and stab him again.
'1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

No.268842

>>262573
>>268837
I follow his lead and try to hammer his knife home with my mandolin! '1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

No.268845

>>268835
He punch you right in the stomach!
You are helpless.

>>268836
You try to but your sword is stucked in it.
You lost your sword.

>>268837
You hit the gem but nothing happend.

>>268842
You try to but he bite your mandolin!
Roll to not lose it.

No.268847

>>268845
I'll get up.
'1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

No.268849

>>268845
Bolster on Patches!

No.268850

>>268845
I try to attack its legs and knock it down.
'1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

No.268852

No.268853

>>268845
"HEY! You let go of that!"
Kick him in the head! Let gooo! '1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

No.268855

>>268847
>>268849
With a little help of Loquat you stand back on your legs.

>>268850
>>268852
You find a weak spot in this left leg and break part of it but he can hop with his other leg.

>>268853
You cant kick balls but you can kick heads! You kick him so hard you break part of its head.

Suddenly his body burst with a golden glow, he is reflecting Loquat wrath spell, roll to dodge.

No.268856

>>268855
Dodging his wrath. '1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

No.268857

>>268855
"Turn off your spell, Loquat!"
Dodge…
'1d10'

and try to stab his other leg!
'r2 1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8 / Roll #2 5 = 5

No.268858

>>268855
Oh gosh! Dive behind Patches '1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

No.268859

>>268855
Bwa!
Try to grab my mandolin '1d10' and dodge! 'r2 1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6 / Roll #2 1 = 1

No.268861

>>268857
You easily dodge the bolts of holy energy but fail to damage his leg.

>>268859
You grab your mandolin but youre 2slow, the bolts of energy hit you full sending you against the wall, you are helpless and wound.

>>268856
>>268858
Working as a team you avoid his power.

You can attack him with holy spells again.

No.268862

>>268861
I'll just beat him up. Slam '1d10+2'

Roll #1 3 + 2 = 5

No.268863

>>268861
At least I grabbed my mandolin…
I try to get up. '1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

No.268864

>>268861
I try to jump on his back and stab at him again.
'1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

No.268866

>>268861
Heal on Melody Maker '1d10'
Try not to drool like a creep while doing it 'r2 1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5 / Roll #2 9 = 9

No.268870

>>268862
You try but he resist your attack.

>>268863
You get up but you are badly injured.

>>268864
You stab him in the back, not causing a lot of damage but hes too busy trying to get you off.

>>268866
You heal her just a little but at least you aare not drooling like a idiot.

No.268872

>>268870
I'm gonna hit him again. Harder. '1d10+2'

Roll #1 9 + 2 = 11

No.268875

>>268870
>5
Is she still wounded? Heal again just to make sure!
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

No.268878

>>268870
I hop off of his back and try to trip him.
'1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

No.268879

>>268878
Aha! It was a trick!
Ruse:
'1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

No.268880

>>268870
Nng…
Screw this!
Inspiring song! '1d10+2'

Roll #1 4 + 2 = 6

No.268884

>>268872
What kind of moron try to fight with one leg? You grab it with your bear hands and throw it on the ground!

>>268875
She is but you are too busy eating candy, why?

>>268878
>>268879
>>268880
Melody was pretending to be crushed by the golem when she suddenly play a powerful tune with her mandolin.
+2 to everyone actions.

The creature is on its back right now.

No.268885

>>268884
"Die, foul oppressor!"
Stab him while he's down!
'1d10+2'

Roll #1 3 + 2 = 5

No.268886

>>268884
I'm gonna wreck it!
'1d10+1' with the cudgel

Roll #1 10 + 1 = 11

No.268888

>>268884
Aww yeah
Wail on it! '1d10+2'

Roll #1 3 + 2 = 5

No.268889

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>>268886
Oh wait, that's +2.
So a twelve.

No.268890

>>268884
GET THE HEAL RIGHT COME ON I CAN DO IT
'1d10+2'

Roll #1 6 + 2 = 8

No.268894

>>268890
You totally can, channeling your inner goat you manage to heal her wounds.

>>268888
>>268885
You two stab his legs trying to break it when…

>>268886
PATCHES CLIMB THE WALL AND JUMP ON IT WITH HIS CUDGEL BREAKING THE STATUE IN HALF!

The gem stop glowing he can barely move now.

No.268895

>>268894
I'm gonna take my gem back.
'1d10' to pry it out of its forehead.

Roll #1 8 = 8

No.268896

>>268894
I try to get in there and pry the gem out.
'1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

No.268897

>>268894
Grab that g-
>>268895
>>268896
…Make sure Ladimore is okay!
"Are you alright, Ladimore?"

No.268898

>>268894
Dropkick the back of that statue's head
'1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

No.268900

>>268895
>>268896
You two try to take the gem when…

>>268898
The goat kick his head sending the gem into the air, roll to catch.

>>268897
"What kind of monster is this? We didnt have records of this things on the archives."

You can see a door where the statue was.

No.268901

>>268900
Catch it with a flip! Try to impress Ladimore!
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

No.268902

>>268900
Catch the head '1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

No.268904

>>268900
Catch!
'1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

No.268906

>>268900
"I'm… not quite sure. An animated statue of some sort. Probably related to this cult and their worship of Grogar."
I try to catch the gem. '1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

No.268908

>>268901
You try to do a flip but you fall and land on your butt.
Ladimore giggle
"Are you ok Loquat?"

>>268902
>>268904
You two crash against each other.

>>268906
"I dont know, he never had this kind of creatures in his group."
You fly up and take the gem.

No.268909

>>268908
"F-Fine! I'm fine!"
I get up and rub my butt, then head to the door.
"Shall we get moving? Ladies first!"
Open the door for her and bow '1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

No.268910

>>268908
I carefully inspect that door and whatever is behind it, if it's open.
'1d10+1'

Roll #1 8 + 1 = 9

No.268912

>>268908
"It's not a creature though, it's an animated statue. Me and Mwa have dealt with this before, haven't we Mwa?"
I offer her the gem.
"For you, Ladimore. Have I mentioned how cute of a name that is, by the way?"

No.268913

>>268912
I'll make a sorta half-hearted grasping motion for the gem, but decide against it with a little huff.
Look around for anything else. '1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

No.268915

>>268909
You open the door and present your butt to her.
She just past away without looking at you.

>>268910
You find a room, some kind of storage with all kind of stuff.
Considering you rolling a 9 you can pick anything you want.

>>268912
"You have? Your knowledge can be useful to me and my friends in canterlot."
She take the gem
"We should study this gem, no doubt they trapped souls in here."

>>268913
You find some quality items inside, you can even take something.

No.268916

>>268912
"Yeah, there was that big animated mud puppet thing in Hamsterdam. It's a pretty common trick for sorcerers, you know."

No.268918

>>268915
>Considering you rolling a 9 you can pick anything you want.
How about some fancy cultist drums? +1 to terrify.

No.268919

>>268915
"Aww…"
Dejectedly enter and look around at what's in the next room
'1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

No.268921

>>268915
I guess I'll take whatever I can carry.
Unless this a cue to pick a single semi-magical item.

No.268922

>>268916
I nod.
"Mmhm. Call 'em… stolems or something like that."
>>268915
Ooh.
Can I look around in there? '1d10'

"Could just be dark magic, could be soul magic. You do what you need to."

Roll #1 2 = 2

No.268924

>>268916
You find a spooky cultist hood with a goat-like mask and weird drum, probably made of skin.
+1 to terrify.
>>268916
"I know but this one is… Diferent."

>>268919
You find several magic items.

>>268921
It is.

>>268922
"Stolems? Interesting and its probably dark magic."

You are too busy admiring the pretty mare.

No.268925

>>268924
"Different? How? Isn't dark magic just… dark magic? Unless you can like, detect the Grogar influence on it or something.
…Can you?"
I try to pull my eyes away from her and her cute butt and look for something neat. Maybe… a new instrument. Something that has a real nice clear, ringing tone aka +1 to attack. '1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

No.268926

>>268924
I'll take this shiny-looking bludgeon, then.
+1 metal club acquired.

No.268927

>>268924
Oh! Can I get a +1 to getting up from helpless?

>>268925
Am I noticing this butt stare? '1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

No.268932

>>268926
You pick a goat shaped hammer, it was a black faint aura.

>>268927
You find a pink pogo stick, it has ballons stickers all over it and yes she is staring at it.

>>268925
You find a small golden triangle, and you decide to 'test' its resonance by knocking it against Ladimores butt!
Needless to say she break it with her hooves and slap you right in the face.

No.268933

>>268932
>was
I mean has.

No.268934

>>268932
I'll walk back out to the group.
"So, where now?"

No.268935

>>268932
Rolling to not laugh at Melody getting slapped for that.

'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

No.268936

>>268932
"OW- I just wanted to see how it sounded! I don't have a metal stick or anything, so how else was I supposed to test it?!…"
I rub my face where she slapped me.

No.268937

>>268932
"Hah, serves you right! That's no way to treat a mare proper!"
I burp and bow at Ladimore

>>268934
I follow and look for another door
"There's another way out from here right?"

No.268938

>>268936
I'll wave my goat-headed hammer at her.
"Coulda asked."

No.268939

>>268935
Come on it was funny!

>>268936
"Use your own butt the next time."

>>268934
>>268937
"There must be a way down, lets go."

You are back in the hall and you can see a corridor.

No.268940

>>268939
"I'll make sure the way's safe for you!"
Hop down that corridor on my pogo stick and look for signs of danger
'1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

No.268941

>>268940
You are trained in the art of the pogo stick!
You find another grand hall, you can see a few tents and a campfire and two more corridors in the sides.

No.268942

>>268939
I'll head off down the corridor.

No.268943

>>268935
I give Mwa a half-glare for that chuckle.
>>268938
"…"
>>268941
I poke at those tents. Anything? '1d10'
"Tents… this must be an old place then that they just found. What do you think Ladimore?"

Roll #1 8 = 8

No.268944

>>268936
"Ha ha ha! It was a good plan, Mel. Just try to do it on someone a bit less frigid next time — she's so cold she might shatter if you smack her butt too hard!"

>>268940
Follow

No.268945

>>268941
Poke my head in those tents and look around! '1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

No.268946

>>268942
>>268944
You enter the hall.

>>268943
You find food and supplies like ceremonial daggers and bones.

>>268945
It seems like you are not that good with the pogo you fell off and cause a big ruckus.

You can heard voices and hooves coming from the lower part of the hall.

No.268947

>>268946
I quickly hide in the shadows.
'1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

No.268948

No.268949

>>268946
I will block the door. With myself. Weapon ready.

No.268950

>>268946
"I-I meant to do that!"
Scramble to my hooves and look to see who's talking
'1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

No.268951

>>268946
Bones? Can I recognize what kinds of bones they are? '1d10'
"There's voices…"
I also duck in the tent and try to hide. 'r2 1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4 / Roll #2 3 = 3

No.268952

>>268947
>>268948
You try to hide but there is no time.

>>268951
Pony bones, 2 spooky! No time to hide they are here

>>268949
You walk to the door when…

>>268950
Loquat scream like a mad mare and rush against the cultists!

A group of cultists appear.

No.268953

>>268952
I play my drums in the spookiest way possible, making horrible scary sounds to drive them away!
'1d10+1'

Roll #1 6 + 1 = 7

No.268954

>>268952
"OHGOSHNOTMORE"
Divine wrath them '1d10+2'

Roll #1 5 + 2 = 7

No.268955

>>268952
I'll sigh. And I guess I'll give the cultists the bum's rush.
Charging Slam '1d10+2'

Roll #1 4 + 2 = 6

No.268956

>>268952
"…These are pony bones!"
Charge at them! '1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

No.268957

>>268953
You play a sick beat forcing one of them to run away and crash against the wall.
Hes helpless.

>>268954
Grogar is no match against the power of your god, you send them away with a holy explosion.

>>268955
You grab the helpless one and break his neck.

>>268956
You charge and kick one of them in the face.

No.268959

>>268957
Yeah! Smack one with the side of my sword
'1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

No.268960

>>268957
Gonna test out that new club on one of the others. Swinging away '1d10+1'

Roll #1 5 + 1 = 6

No.268962

>>268957
Aww yeah.
"Yeah, that's it Mwa!"
Smack another one with my mandolin! '1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

No.268964

>>268957
Charge! Stab the cultist Melody is attacking!
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

No.268966

>>268959
You dodge his attack and hit her with you sword, you should use the edge of it the next time.

>>268960
You hit the big goat right between the eyes.

>>268962
You hit him in the face sending him back.

>>268964
You try to but he stab you first with his dagger.

No.268968

>>268966
I'll hit him again. '1d10+1' with the club.

Roll #1 1 + 1 = 2

No.268970

>>268966
Don't tell me how to swing. YOU'RE NOT THE POLICE OF ME!
One more time with the side of the sword! '1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

No.268971

>>268966
Yowch! Try to hid in the shadows.
'1d10+2'

Roll #1 6 + 2 = 8

No.268972

>>268966
You try to but he stab you with his horn.
You are helpless and bleeding.

>>268970
Im sure Pinkie loves when you talk to her like that.
You hit him again, hes helpless.

>>268971
You dissapear in the shadows.

One of the cultist start casting something.

No.268973

>>268972
Quickly backstab the guy casting the spell.
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

No.268974

>>268972
Harrumph. Get up. '1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

No.268975

>>268972
Heal Patches up immediately
'1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

No.268976

>>268972
Hit the guy casting the spell!
'1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

No.268977

>>268974
You manage you get up.

>>268975
You stop the bleeding but hes still wounded.

>>268973
>>268976
You try to but the other cultists block your path.

The cultist finish his spell and raise a skeleton out of the dead body.

No.268978

>>268977
"Dammit!"

Throw my voice and try to make the cultists think their skeleton has gone berserk, terrifying them.
'1d10+1'

Roll #1 7 + 1 = 8

No.268979

>>268977
I pat Patches on his wound
"I'll get right back to ya buddy."
Divine wrath the cultist and his pile of bones '1d10+2'

Roll #1 8 + 2 = 10

No.268980

>>268977
"Dammit! He raised a skeleton!"
Fly over them and bash the necromancer! Maybe if he goes down the skeleton will too! '1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

No.268981

>>268978
>8
The skeleton roar in anger scaring the group of cultists.
They are helpless.

>>268979
Your holy energy smash the skeleton.

>>268980
You hit the necromancer in the head, he is down for two turns.

No.268983

>>268981
Keep hitting him!
Beat his sorry ass to a pulp! '1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10

No.268984

>>268981
Attack the necromancer!
"Die, foul op-
"Oh, already used that one…
"For the people!"
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

No.268985

>>268981
I'll Slam one of the remaining enemies. '1d10+2'

Roll #1 4 + 2 = 6

No.268987

>>268981
"THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING BUTTS"
Headbutt a cultist '1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

No.268988

>>268983
You smash his skull breaking everything inside, his ded.

>>268984
Hes dead but one of his friends hit you on the side.

>>268985
You send him flying away.

>>268987
You try to headbutt the other goat but hes stronger than you.

No.268989

>>268988
I'll smack that goat blocking Loquat with my club. '1d10+1'

Roll #1 10 + 1 = 11

No.268990

>>268988
"Wow, Mel…"

Strike at the nearest cultist. '1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3

No.268992

>>268988
"She's strong…"
I shake my head and headbutt something else.
'1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

No.268994

>>268988
I give the crushed skull and my mandolin a stunned look, slowly backing away.
Uh.
Hit something else? That's maybe trying to attack Ladimore? '1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

No.268996

>>268989
You decide to not use your club instead you grab his horns and you smash him against the floor, killing him.

>>268990
He tackle you and try to stab you when…

>>268992
Loquat hit him in the head moving him around.

>>268994
She was holding her ground until you try to mount her.

The rest of the cultists run back to the other room!

No.268997

>>268996
I will pursue. Rolling to not lose them. '1d10'
You'd be surprised what can happen in a straight hallway.

Roll #1 7 = 7

No.268998

>>268996
"What are you doing?!"
Knock Melody off of Ladimore '1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

No.268999

>>268996
I try to hide and sneakily follow the cultists.
'1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

No.269000

>>268996
"Uh
I swear I can explain!
I saw a cultist coming for you Ladimore and I hopped on your back to protect you! Yeah!"
'1d10' to Bluff
I hop off her.

Roll #1 6 = 6

No.269001

>>268999
+2, of course.

No.269002

>>268997
You drop on four legs and run behind them.

>>268998
You push her butt away with your head.

>>268999
>>269001
You become one with the shadows, you are invicible for now.

>>269000
"Oh really? Thank you I never saw that one coming!"

Ladimore follow Mwandishi and Patches, you can see the cultist jumping in a glowing pool.

"There it is! The fissure!"

No.269004

>>269002
I throw a dagger at one of the cultists. Backstab, I guess.
'1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

No.269005

>>269002
I'll look down the hole. '1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10

No.269006

>>269002
Follow Ladimore and peer at what the cultists are doing in the pool '1d10'
"What is this thing?"

Roll #1 1 = 1

No.269007

>>269002
"What the…"
I peek inside the fissure. '1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10

No.269008

>>269004
You try to but they already jumped in, they dissapear in front of you.

>>269005
>>269006
>>269007
You peek inside and watch a vortex of souls swirling around.
"Is a portal to the realm of the death goat, I dont know how but this monsters activate it, Just watch my back while I finish the ritual.

No.269009

>>269008
I will watch Ladimoore's back.
Quite literally. It's a nice back.

No.269010

>>269008
"Whatever you say…!"
I try not to drool '1d10' and try my hardest to protect Ladimore's backside from Melody Maker 'r2 1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6 / Roll #2 6 = 6

No.269011

>>269008
"Well, let's just seal up the portal or something, then. Let 'em rot!"

No.269012

>>269008
"You sure they can't open it from the other side?"
I watch her 'back' as well.

No.269013

>>269009
>>269010
>>269011
>>269012
Her eyes and horn start glowing as she start focusing her magic on it.
Everything looks fine until you heard a shrierk coming out from the pool, a storm of bones erupts from it forming a monster made of bones and dark magic!

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