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No.14239

Previously on Rarity “Quest:”

Not much, admittedly. You spent the morning hanging out with Spike, before breaking the news to him that you are after Rarity's affection. You and he are now in a sort of friendly rivalry, though who knows how large a role that will play in the future. Maybe he'll step his game up, maybe he'll roll over and see what happens.

Not long after your little trip out with Spike, a letter from Celestia arrived, along with two train tickets to Canterlot. Turns out Celestia got your letter right away and was prompt with her response. You and Rarity packed things up and took a cab to the station, where you boarded the train and were shown to your luxury sleep room, complete with complimentary wine.

Rarity gave you a brief overview of how to behave, though she seems confident that you know how to handle yourself. After a glass of wine, and the train making her fall on you rather ungracefully, the two of you decided it was time for bed, and carefully climbed into the one bed together.

Before drifting to sleep, you thought you felt something touch your back gently. You were too tired to check what it was, if it was anything at all, and fell asleep.

But today is set to be a day with trials and one particularly important dinner. Will the Princess be impressed by you? Will you handle yourself like a true gentleman? But most importantly, what will you do to win Rarity over and make her admit it? It's time to find out, on session 6 of Rarity “Quest!”

No.14243

HAHA TIME FOR SPAGHETTI

So are we using names like Anon1 Anon 2 and so on?

No.14244

>>14243
If you want to, sure. I won't require it since I figure you guys would be honest and just roll once if a roll is required, since risking further poor rolls seems counter-intuitive.

No.14250

Kinda…deserted around here

No.14251

Maybe I should post that my body is ready instead of just lurking.

No.14252

>>14239

It's morning now, you realize as you stretch your arms and give a great yawn. Light peeks in through the curtains that cover the window above the head of the bed, casting thin lines of orange light across the room. You turn your head to your left and spot Rarity, her back turned to you, still asleep on her side of the bed.

The train still clatters along the tracks, creating a steady rhythm. Your destination can't be far after a nights sleep, so your remaining time on the train is surely drawing to a close.

Is there anything you'd like to do on the train, a conversation you'd like to have with Rarity, or shall we skip to Canterlot?

No.14253

Testin the dice
Onward to courting the white horse.Rolled 1 = 1

No.14255

>>14252
Well we can't ask her about last night unless we're very subtle.

No.14256

>>14253
An ominous start, perhaps.

No.14260

>>14252
Ask room service for a morning drink of coffee if we can.

No.14264

>>14252
We know that the bitch loves us.
HUG HER AND PRETEND TO SLEEP!

No.14265

>>14252

We should ask room service to bring breakfast for the both of us

No.14266

>>14253
>>14256
Just getting the ones out of the way… right?

No.14269

>>14265
Sounds good

No.14272

>>14264
I like the way you think

No.14277

>>14269
So long as we have time for it, I agree.

No.14278

>>14272
I also like the way I think
But no seriously what is there to lose?
If she minds it (Protip: she won't)we'll just say sorry and say that we didn't realize what we were doing.
Come one it's a foolproof plan

No.14280

>>14278

I'm inclined to agree because her reaction could be pretty funny and I doubt it could hurt our chances much, but it is a little creepy.

No.14282

>>14280
What's creepy about it?

No.14283

>>14282

Nonconsensual cuddles followed by lies.

No.14284

>>14283
We won't need to lie.
She won't question it. She'll love it. Hell she'll probably gonna try to get even closer to us.

No.14286

>>14252

>You decide to get some breakfast and coffee via room service, ringing them up and asking in a quiet voice.

>Fifteen minutes or so later, there's a gentle knock on the door, and a unicorn usher stallion levitates two trays of eggs, hashbrowns and a single large pancake each into the room and sets them on the small table. A moment later, he sets two mugs of coffee beside them, along with cream and sugar.
>You thank him for his service, and he tips his hat before heading back to his quarters.
>A deep breath from behind you informs you that Rarity is waking up. With a hoof over her mouth she yawns, then rubs an eye as she sniffs the air, the smell of coffee permeating everything in a pleasant haze.
>She doesn't say much of anything as she rises from the bed to take a seat at the now food laden table. She adds a healthy dose of cream and sugar to her coffee before taking a sip.
>You take your seat across from her as she uses a fork and knife to cut a dainty bite sized piece of her pancake and munch on it, still quiet.

No.14287

Why the hell not. Shuffle over in our sleep and become the big spoon. Whoops. ****Spaghetti roll?

No.14289

>>14287
>>14284
>>14283
>>14280

Sorry, do you need more time so you guys can hash out what you want to do?

No.14291

>>14287
Well to late now

>>14286
Try to start a conversation. Is she alright? Did she sleep well?

No.14293

>>14286
Chit chat. Any ideas of what to do first in Canterlot, etc.

>>14289
Any longer and I'd think we ded.

No.14295

>>14293
We are kinda slow now.
I wonder what happened to the others?

No.14297

>>14295
Seems like there's only three of us. I posted the link in current horse in case some people missed it.

No.14299

>>14295
Friday, I assume.

No.14302

>>14295
>>14291
How'd she sleep
Did someone link this in the horse?

No.14303

>>14297
I had forgotten, actually. Thanks for the reminder.

No.14304

>>14297
Well if no other anons join us more for us.

No.14307

Reporting in

>>14286
Ask her if she slept well

No.14308

>>14304
Well yes but I'd prefer to just lurk actually, and the more the merrier.

No.14310

If there are only four of us in here, counting myself as the late arrival, then at least we shouldn't get too many conflicting rolls or repeated rolls, right?

No.14311

I think we should sit down and eat and wait for Rarity to speak first

No.14313

>>14310
There are five of you now.

No.14314

>>14310
Should we make a roll call and actually see how many of us are here?

No.14315

>>14286

>The quiet is….nice, but you'd rather she say something. So you try to start up a conversation.

>"So, did you sleep well?"
>She gives a small pause as she chews another bite of pancake, before washing it down with a swig of coffee, "Yes, thank you."
>Perhaps she's still waking up.
>"Well, is there anything you'd like to do in Canterlot before the big dinner tonight?"
>"Thank you for the offer, but it's your trip. We should do what you want to do before your interview with the Princess."
>A small intercom in the corner of the room buzzes to life softly, the voice of the conductor announcing that the train will arrive in Canterlot in about an hour.

No.14318

>>14311
>Maximum beta second decision in.
But seriously, not good to start the day off with an awkwardly silent breakfast.

No.14320

>>14315
Ask her if she wants to go see a show.

No.14322

Sorry lads, am a little late

Is there a way to get a QR box at all? Or to move the reply box to the bottom of the page? This extension/script is…different

No.14323

>>14314
I guess I'll be Player Four, since that's about when I showed up. Who are players One through Three?
>>14315
>>14320
She said we should do what we want, as it's our trip. So we can ask her to accompany us to a show, and if there are any she recommends.

No.14325

>>14315
Fuck man. I hope she's just sleepy.
Damn roll fucked everything for us.
Thank her for joining us and say that we really appreciate it.

No.14326

>>14322
Click on the play button next to a post's number to get a QR box. You can also move the reply box to the bottom from the options if you'd like.

No.14328

>>14322
That button that looks like a play button is a QR button.
Just click that and a QR box appears under the post you clicked on, if you're using the same extension handed to us last time.

No.14329

>>14315

Let's see if we can find anything of interest in the brochure Twilight gave us

No.14330

>>14315
Drop our stuff off at the hotel seems like an easy first step

No.14331

>>14326
>>14328
Oh neat, thanks

No.14333

>>14322
Press the "Play/l>" button while using the extension.
>>14315
Look at the pamphlet we received earlier. Name some spots of interest off of it.

No.14335

No.14341

Shit, we should have hugged her whilst she was still asleep
We fucking up all over the place

No.14343

>>14329
If it's still morning I assume nothing interesting would be on, how about a walk around town

No.14345

>>14341
We're fine! We have the whole day ahead of us!

No.14346

>>14341
Look we need to calm down and approach this slowly. Try not to fuck everything up.
First order off business is to subtly show hew that we really care about her and love her.
She's still in doubts seeing what happened last night and how she's reacting now.

No.14349

>>14346
You mean accidental hand contact with her as we reach for the same jug of cream or coffee or whatever?

Or like, a sappy I'M REALLY GLAD YOU'RE HERE kinda deal?

No.14350

>>14341
Hugging her would have given us a lot of points…

No.14351

>>14349
Small things would probably be best. If we go for the sappy stuff right out of the gate, we'll turn her off to our advances. This is where we can bring in the fact that there was a theater mentioned in the pamphlet Twilight gave us, and if Rarity would recommend any of their shows.

No.14352

>>14349
He said subtly. I do like the accidental hand contact though

No.14354

>>14349
Anything as long as we don't go into full retard territory.
And again we need to be subtle.

For the moment let's try to make everything about her. Where would she like to go? What would she like to see? Stuff like this you know?

No.14359

>>14354
I dig this idea. I also like the theatre idea the other anon mentioned. We could ask her where the best shows are held, see if we can wrangle a couple of tickets?

After the subtle contact or whatever I mean

No.14360

>>14354
You read the prompt, didn't you? At the tail end she said that this was OUR trip, not hers, so if we keep pestering her about things she wants to do without making it look like we're adding her into our own plans, she's just going to shoot us down more than likely.

No.14364

>>14360

This guys speaks sense.

No.14365

>>14315
>"Well, thank you for joining me. I appreciate your company and expertise for such situations," you tell her.
>"It's no problem at all. Thank you for inviting me, though I do wonder why Princess Celestia would invite me to dinner with the two of you. One would think her interview would be more of a one on one affair. Oh but what am I saying, I'm excited for it!" she smiles across her half eaten breakfast at you as she speaks.
>You smile back at her before looking about for that brochure Twilight gave you. You find it, and ask Rarity if she'd care to see a show before the dinner.
>"Again, this is YOUR trip. I'm just here to accompany and advise you since you asked so nicely. If that's what you'd like to do, I'll be happy to tag along."
>Well, that's a yes. You think.
>"Any shows you'd recommend for a first time Canterlot visitor?"
>"They aren't region specific dear, the only difference are props and quality of acting. And I'd recommend," she pauses, her cheeks turning a little red as she puts a hoof to her face, "Oh this sounds terribly awkward, but the only good show I saw on their line up this season was a romance. 'Yarn of a Seamstress,' I think it was called."

No.14367

>>14360
True but we could ask for recommendations.
Also we invited her too. This isn't only about us. Surely she would like to visit something.

No.14372

>>14365
That's fine, we love a good love story

No.14375

>>14365
No need to be embarrassed. Nothing wrong with a good romance.
Make a mental note that we might want remember some of the stuff from the play to use later. I mean, come on. It's called "Yarn of a Seamstress." It's practically tailor-made for the situation.

No.14377

>>14365
Make a joke about the name and the fact that she also is a seamstress. Also say that a good romantic story is always interesting.

No.14378

>>14375
You're lucky Smith isn't here

No.14379

>>14375
>tailor-made

And I thought I was getting heavy on the puns/irony

No.14380

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No.14381

>>14378
How do you know that?
He could be anyone of us just waiting to strike.

No.14385

>>14380
>>14381
I stand corrected

No.14389

>>14380
Yes, well, you certainly spooled me. Time to get the thread back on track before we burst at the seams with more absurd puns and off-topic banter.

No.14392

>>14365
Do it to it.

No.14394

>>14377
>>14375
I like these ideas

No.14398

>>14365
>You give a mild chuckle, "With a title like that, I'm not surprised you'd recommend it."
>She laughs at your joke as well, "Yes, that did strike me as a bit of a coincidence." Her nose scrunches a bit, "Oh, d-did I say coincidence? I just meant the title, since I am also a seamstress. Not that it's a romance. Ha, haha…"
>There's a knock on the door, saving Rarity from any further slips of the tongue. It's the usher, and he retrieves the used dishes from the table using his magic as Rarity asks him to leave the pot of coffee.
>She quickly pours herself another mugs worth as the usher recedes to the hallway.

No.14404

>>14398
Her spaghetti is everywhere.
Should we continue to press on, or shift topics to places she'd recommend for a luncheon after we settle ourselves into the hotel?

No.14405

>>14398
We've been beta long enough. We should tell her that we didn't bring her with us just because she would make a good guide.

No.14411

>>14405
Too early. We know there's something there, but we have to wait for the right moment to really sweep her off her feet. Er, hooves.

No.14413

>>14398
Say something along the lines of "Well the title sounds like something I'd enjoy too". Not that quote, because I can't into sappy romance writing, but you get the gist
Hint at it yo

No.14414

>>14411
So do we do that cheesy yawn-arm-around-her-back thing at the theater tonight?

No.14415

>>14405
There's a bit of fun in the chase. Would the rest of this be as entertaining if we put it out there now?

No.14417

>>14405
While I agree with the beta part I say it's to early. We need a romantic place. Something special.

Let's do thing differently. Take charge of the whole situation.

No.14418

>>14411
I'm with him
Confirm the date and we'll tell her sometime later

No.14419

>>14414
I was thinking more along the lines of a romantic dinner with just the two of us, and maybe the confession over dessert and wine.

No.14420

>>14398
>>14413

>"Well, coincidence or not, it sounds like something I'd participate in."


Rolling for reaction, stand by.Rolled 6 = 6

No.14422

I can't help but feel that she's just laying it on way too hard. I mean come on, "not that it's a romance?"
Coyly agree that it's quite the coincidence, connect the situation and then move on to naming off some restaurants to visit.

No.14424

>>14420
>6
COULD BE WORSE

FUCKING DICE GODS

No.14425

>>14420
6 isn't too bad, cool.

No.14430

>>14424
>>14425
a 60 is a failing grade

No.14431

>>14419
We already have dinner with Celestia.
Whatever we do it won't be related to food?
Maybe an amusement park with the cliche Ferris wheel that "accidentally" stops when we're at the top?

No.14433

>>14430
>implying
Not for first year uni. 40% all day erry day

No.14436

>>14420
I'm foreseeing a spit-take here. Nothing too revealing, but otherwise a visible reaction at the least.

No.14450

>>14420
>You sip your own coffee as you gauge Rarity for a reaction, hoping your hint got through to her.
>She's sipping her coffee when you give her your line, and she gives a small cough, excusing herself and wiping her face with a napkin before responding, "Yes, it's gotten very good reviews. Even from some of the harsher critics out there. They say the love interest to the lead actress has a way with words and presentation."

>You move onto discussion about places to eat, Rarity talking about the Canterlot Chateau as being the highest class place in the entire city. "It doesn't have much seating, yet it's immensely popular. That's why it's so difficult to get a reservation, though I assume they made a special case for the Princess."

>You ask what all there is to do in the city besides what's on the brochure, to which Rarity sort of shrugs.
>"I'm accustomed to coming to Canterlot for social meetings, which usually take up most my time while I'm here. I wouldn't worry too much about it, if we're going to a show that will eat up most the time between lunch and our dinner. We do need time to check into the hotel and make sure we look elegant for your meeting."

No.14456

>>14450
Do what the lady commands!
To the hotel!
But you know, after we arrive by train and stuff
also that shit was coy as fuck, nice.

Why are we ded

No.14457

>>14450
Yeah…we're taking the lady to the show

No.14460

>>14450
But of course.
We should probably pray to whatever passes for a god here that we can afford the tickets. We've only got, what, a little over 350 bits to last the visit? While we won't have to worry about tonight's dinner, thanks to the Princess, we should hope we have enough leftover for our own purposes afterwards.

No.14463

>>14456
Not as many as usually.
Maybe 5 players at most

No.14466

>>14450
Sounds great.
Unless someone has something to add I think were done with the train

No.14469

>>14460
Let's first see how much the tickets cost.
We would disappoint Rarity if we didn't go with her somewhere.

Worst case scenario we'll go to a bank to make a loan

No.14472

>>14469
I do not fancy the idea of Canterlot Loan Sharks.

No.14473

>>14450
Check into the hotel. Tip the bell boy on the way out.

No.14476

>>14472
Oh come on it's just a bank. And we're not making a huge loan.
Nothing can go wrong unless Questanon is some sort of lazy fuck that wastes all his time being lazy

No.14479

>>14476
Neither a borrower nor a lender be.

No.14491

>>14450
>The rest of the trip passes by as the two of you chat about your plans for the day, and soon the whistle sounds as you pull into Canterlot.
>The two of you exit the train and an Usher fetches your bags for you. You take a look around the sparse station and immediately are drawn to the three armored figures standing at one end. All wear gold armor with blue plumes, two wielding spears while the third, a unicorn, stands between them.
>As soon as you spot them, they spot you, and the small force walks in your direction.
>They stop a short distance from you, and the leader, or you at least assume he's the leader of the band, looks up at you.
>"We are here to escort you to your hotel, guest of Her Highness Princess Celestia. Rest assured there is no danger, this is merely a show of care by our benevolent ruler."
>You've never been escorted by an armed guard before, and the sensation is odd as they lead you through the bustling streets of Canterlot.
>Perhaps 'streets' is the wrong term, as you spend your time on one very large thoroughfare through the center of the city, ponies of all kinds and classes staring at you and Rarity. All step aside as the guard walk forward in perfect unison, clearing a path until you come to the hotel. The guard stop outside the doors, the two with the spears forming an arch of sorts over the doorway while the unicorn salutes.
>"Here is where you shall be staying, for as long as you need, by order of Celestia. All expenses will be paid for you, and She encourages you to enjoy yourselves. Should you need the Royal Guard for any reason, the desk man can contact us for you."
>They stand beside the doors until you and Rarity enter the hotel, and you can hear them march off in unison as the door shuts behind you.

No.14499

>>14491
That was cool

No.14500

>>14491

Let's go get our hotel keys and check out our rooms

No.14501

>>14491
Well. I guess that might extend to our own meals in the hotel, wouldn't it?
Though that might be rather gauche to pull out all the stops on someone else's dime. Especially royalty.

No.14503

>>14501
But it would be rude to turn down am offer from the Princess, plus this was we don't have to worry about being broke

No.14507

>>14491
Get the keys to our room and check it out/unpack.

No.14509

>>14503
WE can express our concerns to Celestia if we get any time alone with her after/during the dinner.
I'm sure she's got a romantic streak in her, though we would have to voice our concerns about using someone else's wallet to foot the bill.

No.14511

>>14491
>Access to the royal guard…
Yoou guys don't think Celestia would mind lending us a couple of guards if we needed do you?

No.14514

>>14511
Like say for some really romantic gesture?

No.14515

>>14511
…depends what we'd need them for, I suppose. I don't think she's putting them at our disposal to the exclusion of their duties, so I don't think we'd be able to do illegal things with them.

No.14516

>>14511

She might be willing to lend us some of the rookies

No.14519

>>14491
>With that bit of excitement out of the way, the two of you check into the hotel. You're given two keys, one for each of you, and told it's a VIP Suite on the third floor.
>An Earth pony bellhop runs up with a dolly and loads your bags on them carefully, sweating bullets the whole time. Maybe the guards spooked him, or maybe Rarity's bags are heavier than they look. Hard telling without asking.
>Meanwhile, Rarity is gushing over the presence of the Royal Guard.
>"They don't just roll out the Guard for anyone! She must really consider you an important guest, though who can blame her?"
>The three of you reach the third floor, the young Earth pony panting as he wheels the carts to your door. Rarity unlocks the door and he carries the bags in ahead of you, one at a time, finally loading the final one in the closet as Rarity enters the room. She gasps, "Oh my goodness! Look at this room, at this view! How marvelous, quick come look!"
>Meanwhile, the Earth pony leans against his cart, catching his breath.

To tip, or not to tip.

No.14520

>>14514
>>14515
>>14516
Only for romantic gestures of course.
Think of all the possibilities man.

Two or three pegasus guards would really help us if needed.

No.14521

>>14491
How did Rarity take that whole thing?

No.14523

>>14519
Tip him.

No.14524

>>14519
Tip him.
We don't need to worry about money now.

No.14526

>>14519
Tip the poor guy.

No.14529

>>14519
Tip the man.

No.14533

No.14535

>>14519
Tip him and check out the view

No.14538

No.14539

>>14519
Why wouldn't you tip? It's only the the courtesy thing to do.

No.14543

We should decide how much we're going to tip him. Five~ten bits sound fair, or more than fair?

No.14547

>>14543
Go with 10 bits.
Also how much money do we still have?

No.14549

>>14543

10 seems good to me

No.14550

JESUS FUCK HOW DID I FORGET TO CHECK UP HERE AFTER LAST HORSE


Tip the boy. Shit's heavy, yo.

No.14554

>>14547
410, by my last count and after checking the screencap from last adventure. We started with 400, spent 10 on Spike's Ice Cream, found 20 in the couch cushions, and that gives us 410.

No.14555

>>14519
>You feel generous, and tip the bell hop pony 10 bits for his troubles. He thanks you, bowing his head and slipping the bits into a pocket on his uniform before wandering off with his dolly.
>You walk into the room to see what the fuss is about

>It's a large room, burgundy in color like the sleep car was, but with gold trim in square patterns. A large, crystalline chandelier hangs in the center of the ceiling, casting a brilliant light on a dark red, cushioned couch under it. The couch faces a wall sized window, facing out to the street below, giving you a view of the busy street and the many ponies going about their business. Off to the right is a kitchen, fully stocked with a refrigerator and stove. There's a pantry door beside the fridge, and you can only assume it's fully stocked.

>To the left is a set of double doors, the gold embroidery of a leafy design, the doorknobs each having a deep red gem in the center of them.
>To the left of those double doors is a bar, the wall behind the bar stocked with row upon row of bottles.
>Rarity is sitting on the couch, dumbfounded.

No.14559

>>14554
Someone forgot the cab fare. (It was 65 bits)

No.14560

>>14555
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SIT
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No.14561

>>14555
"This is pretty fancy."

No.14562

>>14555
Join her on the couch and say that you wouldn't mind a house like this one day.

No.14563

>>14559
In that case, that gives us 355 bits. Well, 345 now.
And I vote to check out the bedroom.

No.14564

>>14555

Check out the double doors

No.14568

>>14555
Sit down next to her.

No.14569

>>14555
Sit next to her
Wow.

No.14573

Sit, wait for her to comment, they say something witty.


There's a thing I want to try when she eventually alludes to the fact she thinks we're seen another mare.Hopefully we don't fail that roll.

No.14579

>>14573
Why would she say anything about that?

No.14591

Guys I say we should start being closer to Rarity. Not to much yet but still something.

Also I'm kinda worried about how much Celestia will embarrass us.

No.14592

>>14555
>You walk to the couch beside Rarity, and very slowly take a seat, the view of the city and its occupants below you stealing your words, save for one.
>"Wow."
>The two of you are silent for a while, which allows you to notice that despite the view of the city below you, you don't hear anything from it. The room must be sound proofed, or magically enchanted, or something.
>Eventually, Rarity speaks.
>"This is…incredible. Look how luxurious this is! Those gems, the, the gold trim! It's done just right, only the edges of those squares being trimmed so it doesn't look gaudy, this couch is probably made from the finest threads and materials in all of Equestria, and the gems on those handles! You'd think they'd cheap out on those, just put some kind of filler gem in them, but no, no! I can tell even from here, those are of the highest quality! They'd fetch tens of thousands of bits if not more! And they're mere knob gilding! And this view! I can see down the thoroughfare and this side street right across from us! I wonder if they could see us up here if they just looked up. And I bet at night this street is just lit up like a stage!"
>She seems to be no longer at a loss for words at least.

No.14594

>>14579
Because from what we've seen there's a reasonable suspicion that she is distraught because she has feelings for us she think we don't have for her.

Also she thinks we're seeing another mare.

No.14596

>>14592
Nod. 'I could get used to a view like this. Even with the blinds closed.' Then turn and look at her.

No.14600

>>14596
Sure why not.

No.14601

>>14592
Let's do >>14596. Maybe without the turning and looking at her bit.

No.14602

>>14596
At this moment we really have nothing to lose.
Go for it

No.14604

>>14596
Why the fuck not

No.14605

>>14592
>>14596
And let's look in the other rooms

No.14606

>>14594
Well, we never did say who we shot down Wraps Mare for, I suppose.
>>14596
That's pretty direct, don't you think? I know we're taking our time here getting to sexy times, but Rarity's not going to be an easy mark.
I mean, we're not exactly Errol Flynn or Sean Connery, here.

No.14610

>>14606
You kidding? She's on a tirade about the furniture. She'll simply agree and keep talking about it on any roll lower than an 8.

No.14612

>>14606
>implying Questanon doesn't have Sean Connery's voice
Close enough

No.14615

Don't fuck this up dice gods.

No.14616

>>14612
Well after this I gotta reread everything.

No.14618

File: 1339812966190.jpg (20.41 KB, 340x320, the best James Bond.jpg)

>>14612
>we roll a 1 on a spaghetti roll
"Y-you too."

No.14619

File: 1339813023979.jpg (17.27 KB, 200x200, 1331341114066.jpg)

No.14624

>>14618
Man all the quests would end on the first post if we were like Sean Connery.
Also fuck you I barely can write because of laughter

No.14625

File: 1339813182635.jpg (22.65 KB, 450x543, sean connery.jpg)

>>14619
>>14624
"B-back that ass up."

No.14628

>>14625
The best part is that, even with that, it would still work. Because he's Sean Connery.

No.14629

>>14592
>"I could get used to this kind of view. Even with the blinds closed."
>She looks at the window, "There don't seem to be any blinds. Odd, how are we to have any privacy should we want it? Would we have to move to the bedroom?"
>She seems to preoccupied with the room itself still to pick up on any subtleties in language right now.

>As she gets up to look around the main room some more, you decide to check out what you assume is the bedroom.

>You walk to the double doors, which are taller than you, meaning that to a pony they are gargantuan, and slowly open them outward. You gently grip the knobs, some notion of possibly damaging them entering your head.
>The doors swing open, and you find a light switch on the right side of the entrance. You flip it, turning the chandelier of the bedroom on.
>It's also a glittering crystal chandelier, though this one has a light blue tint to it, enough that you notice it's different, but the light isn't harsh on the eyes.
>The bedroom is a softer shade of red, the glittering gold trim no longer present, instead replaced with a thin, semi transparent blue one. It sparkles under the light, looking like running water to the eyes.
>The bed itself is large, the sheets red and soft. Next to it is a nightstand, stained dark, the swirls in it dignified and polished. A chest of drawers sits opposite the bed, and a closet is in the right corner. A section of the wall across from the bed blazes blue, and you wonder what it is before getting a better look at it. It's….an analog clock, but made of….energy? Magic?

No.14631

4chan's ded again?

No.14634

>>14628
His voice is like my forth favorite voice ever

>>14629
Touch the shinny pretty light

No.14635

>>14629
Rarity dropped the spaghetti.

It'll probably hit her in the face later.

TOUCH THE SHINY

No.14636

>>14629

Go towards the light

No.14638

>>14629
Apply hand to shiny object. Notate scientific results.

No.14640

>>14635
Rarity's not to good at picking up subtle is she?
Walk to the shiny

No.14641

>>14634
>>14635
>>14636
Sometimes I wonder if you guys are smarter than a first grader.

No.14642

>>14629
Well this is impressive.
What time is it, by the way? At least, according to that clock.

No.14644

>>14629
Call Rarity in here to check out the room.

No.14646

>>14641
IT'S A GODDAMN SHINY THINNGY
IT'S THE LAW TO TOUCH IT
YOU DON'T WANT TO BREAK THE LAW DO YOU?

No.14647

>>14641
Standard Adventuring Procedure. Lacking in 10-ft poles, we resort to touching things with our hands.

No.14649

>>14646
Wisdom

No.14654

>>14647
Even if we had a pole we would still touch it with our hand

No.14658

>>14641

You're acting like it's a portal to the Warp or something

No.14660

>>14654
Well, nothing would happen if we didn't poke stuff.
My D&D compatriots despise me for this.

No.14661

>>14629
>>14642

>You reach toward the blue energy clock, and are a mere inch from touching it when a gasp makes you jump away from it as your heart leaps to your throat.

>You turn and see Rarity staring at everything once again and relax a little. She scared the crap outta you.
>You resume to touching the energy clock, hesitantly at first, then finally putting a finger into the circle that makes up its body.
>It's….cold. Kinda. It feels like a cool breeze, the sensation that of air flowing around your finger. The area your finger is in distorts slightly, but when you remove your finger the clock regains its original shape. It's clearly magic.
>Rarity is running a hoof along the transparent blue trim near the light switch, while staring at the bed and chandelier.
>"It's…..it's a gem…or a crystal….the, the entire trim, is, is…."
>In slow motion, she wanders forward to the bed, and promptly falls onto it, turning as she falls so she faces upwards while she swoons.
>You take a look at the magic clock and see that it reads 12pm. Your stomach growls and confirms that it is indeed lunch time.

No.14665

>>14661
Well, let's ask if she'd be adverse to joining us for lunch. We've still got time before we could pick up tickets for that show, don't we?

No.14666

>>14661
I bet the room service is just as amazing

No.14668

>>14661
We need to get a bit to eat and figure out when the show starts.

No.14669

>>14661
Get on you knees and ask the fair maiden if she would like to join us for lunch.

No.14670

>>14661
>The ENITRIE FUCKING TRIM IS CRYSTAL
CELESTIA'S OWN ASSHOLE, THATS FUCKING SWAG

No.14673

>>14661

We should find out what time the show starts and get two tickets before we head to lunch

No.14674

>>14669
You do know that getting on our knees at this point would put us face-to-crotch with her, right? Unless we go from the side of the bed.

No.14676

>>14674
This. Do it, but do it from the side.

No.14678

Change our clothes. Tell her that there will be plenty of time to enjoy the bed later, we should really be catching lunch.

No.14680

>>14674
Yeah let's do it from the side

No.14683

>>14678
>>14678
Wait let's do this I like this

No.14684

>>14683
THIS
DO THIS


When she finally snaps out of it, all the innuendo will hit her in the face like a wet fish.

No.14685

>>14661
>It's a lot to take in for one so fashion and luxury oriented as Rarity. Luckily, though the room is stunning, you are far less attuned to such things and are able to retain your footing and thinking.
>You're hungry. Rarity probably is too. So you ask her if she wants something to eat, kneeling beside the bed and speaking relatively quietly so as not to shock her out of her…admiring?.
>"Y-yes, I'd…I'd like that. Just….give me a moment."
>You wonder aloud what time that show starts, and an unidentified voice responds with a question of its own, "What is the name of the show?"
>You and Rarity both jump and look about the room for the intruder, but find no one else present. You stare at one another in terror, before the voice sounds again, "What is the name of the show?"

No.14687

>>14685
No fucking way

Yarn of the Seamstress

No fucking way

No.14688

>>14685
"Yarn of a Seamstress."

No.14689

>>14685
JESUS SHIT SIRI, YOU FUCKING SCARED ME.

No.14690

>>14685
GOD DAMN MAGIC TALKING PROBABLY SENTIENT CLOCKS IN THE FUCKING BEDROOM.
IF HE SAYS ANYTHING DURING THE NIGHT

No.14691

>>14685
The clock?

No.14692

>>14691
Magical Siri
No matter what it says that's its new name

No.14694

>>14685
Aw shit. We've got a Magic AI. Fucking sweet. No wonder this place costs three legs and half a tail.

No.14697

>>14685

Tell the clock the name of the show

No.14702

>>14685
>"Uh….Yarn of the Seamstress."
>A moment of silence follows, then the voice calls out, "Yarn of the Seamstress, next showing at 2pm. Approximate run time, three hours with a thirty minute intermission."
>You look about the room as the voice gives you the information you desire, but nothing in the room has changed. Is it the clock? A voice from nowhere? Invisible pony?
>Finally Rarity's nerves fray, and she asks, "Who or what are you?"
>"An enchantment cast by Princess Celestia, with assistance from Twilight Sparkle. Reminder, your dinner with the Princess is scheduled for 6pm sharp at The Canterlot Chateau."
>"A-are you alive?" you ask, looking at the clock since it is the only other "face" in the room.
>"No, I am merely an enchantment that responds to verbal prompts, providing information as needed or desired, within reason."

No.14703

>>14702
So it's a weak AI, neat. Let's take Rarity to a nearby cafe and get us both some lunch.

No.14705

Ask for nearby places to eat

No.14706

>>14702
"What color is my underwear?"

No.14707

>>14702

Ask for nearby places where we can get something to eat

No.14709

>>14702
>Neat.jpg
Go on and change, take a shower if we haven't already?
Go to a cafe and eat with rarity before the show, see if we can secure tickets before we get there.

No.14710

>>14706
Look anon all of us want to play with the clock but it will have to wait

No.14713

>>14702
So we've got an hour for lunch, an hour to get tickets, the show will let out at 5:30, and then we can hoof it to the dinner engagement with Celestia. Barring traffic, of course.
Actually, we've got a way around that. Those guards at our disposal? We might be able to coax a flying Chariot ride out of them. We might have to grease the social gears with a drink or something within our means. Depending on the cost of the tickets, which we should ask the MAI, we might be able to bribe them with seats at the show.

No.14715

>>14713
Why not just look at our map and ask Rarity to estimate our travel times.

No.14717

>>14702
>"Okay, uh, where's the nearest place to get some food?"
>"The nearest location of available food, is approximately 300 feet North of your current position."
>You look about the room, and realize that distance equates to roughly where the kitchen is.
>"Where's the shower? I could use one."
>"Approximately 45 feet to your left if you are facing the clock."
>That's….the closet? You wander over and open the door, finding that it is not a closet, it is the bathroom.
>"Where's the closet then?"
>"At the entrance to the suite, you passed it on your way in."

No.14718

>>14717
Let's make something for us and Rarity.

No.14719

Look in the bathroom. How swag is it on a scale of 1 to Rarity Dies?

No.14720

>>14718
With what ingredients? And we're in luxury, might as well go out.

No.14721

>>14720
>>14720
What about room service?
Less wasted time that way

No.14722

>>14715
Because we don't need to? It's noon, so we've got two hours until show time.
That's the hour for lunch and the hour to get the tickets.
The show is three hours with a half hour intermission. That goes until 5:30.
Given thirty minutes of travel time, assuming Rarity doesn't want us to swap outfits on the way, we should get there in time.

No.14723

File: 1339815556565.jpg (219.22 KB, 849x846, 1337903101940.jpg)

>>14721
room service could work, and the hotel might have a concierge that can arrange the tickets

No.14724

>>14723
oops. didn't mean to post smith. sorry

No.14725

>>14721
Room service sounds good ask about that

No.14726

>>14717

Go see what's available in the kitchen

No.14727

>>14723
ask it about the tickets too

No.14728

>>14719
>You take a look in the bathroom
>It's polished white tile, each tile with a red design in the center. Upon closer inspection, the design is that of a phoenix. The design is intricate, with many details, but despite it's small space it still appears elegant when you look closely.
>The bar on which the towels hang is golden, perhaps made of gold. There are 3 towels that hang on the towel rack. 2 are red with a black phoenix on them.
>The third is white, an image of the sun in the center of it.

>The sink itself is polished, ivory in color, with a gold faucet and gold trimmed, ivory shaded handles.

>The shower curtain is white, a single sun emblem in its center, just like the towel.
>The tiled floor has a single, long, red mat from the edge of the massive tub/shower to the entrance. A toilet sits between the sink and the large tub.
>Upon closer inspection, the tub/shower appears to be also a hot tub or something. It has water jets, that's all you can tell from a quick look.
>All in all, a stark contrast to the red room outside, but still very classy looking.

No.14729

>>14728
Let's see how fancy the closet is.

No.14730

>>14728
>Hot tube
We need to have a bath with Rarity this night

No.14731

>>14730
>tube
Dammit just tub
Lack of sleep is getting me.

No.14732

>>14728
>Hot tub
My body is ready

No.14733

>>14729
Time waits for no man, gents. We should probably get down to business.

No.14734

>>14728
>You ask the enchantment AI thing about room service, you aren't sure you want to cook something yourself.
>"A personal chef is on hand to make you any dish you desire, should you not feel like making something yourself."
>You also want to know how much tickets for the show are.
>"Usually they are anywhere from 50-150 bits a ticket, depending on seat. However, you are a guest of Princess Celestia, and as such will be allowed to use the private viewing booth, if you so desire."
>"How about travel time to the theater?"
>"By foot, about twenty minutes. By cab, a mere five."

No.14735

>>14728
Hot tub
unf

Private chef, yes please.
Ask Rarity what she wants

No.14736

>>14734
Let's check out that closet.

No.14737

>>14734
Don't suppose you could predict traffic between the theater and where we meet Celestia for dinner?

No.14738

>>14734
PRIVET BOOTH
THE GOD DAMN PRIVATE BOOTH

No.14740

>>14737
We could ask the royal guard to take us to the dinner if we really don't have time

No.14741

>>14738
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

No.14742

>>14734

Daaaaaaaamn. Looks like we can keep our jewgolds. Let's just have our chef make something nice but light for lunch, or maybe it should be heavy. Is it rude to eat too much in front of the Princess?

No.14743

File: 1339816097965.jpg (96.24 KB, 603x1232, TUUUUUUUUBES.jpg)

No.14744

>>14734
Private Chef, cook a specialty of his. While it's cooking, suggest that you and Rarity get ready for the theatre.

No.14745

>>14734
Aspirant is handing these tools to us on a silver platter. The dice gods will slap them out of our hands

No.14746

>>14734
Ask Rarity if she wants something made by the chef or if she'd mind us trying our hand at cooking.

No.14748

>>14742
Depends on the type of meal. If it's a multi-course feast, I'd say no, within reason. If it's a light dinner, then we don't wish to seem gluttonous.
Just remember, we must always act within reason.

No.14749

>>14717

Ask Rarity if she would prefer something from the kitchen or the chef

No.14750

>>14734

If we're still at this room tonight, THEN I think we should try our hand at making breakfast in the morning. Can't go wrong with breakfast in bed, so long as we don't royally screw up.

No.14752

>>14734
>>14737
>You ask it to predict traffic density and travel time between the theater and The Canterlot Chateau, causing it to go silent as it calculates.
>"Based on time of day after show, expected attendance, and usual traffic patterns, my estimate is fifteen minutes by walking as long as you stay to the thoroughfares."

>>14742
>You ask Rarity what kind of meal she'd like
>Unfortunately, she's still out of it, merely murmuring something incoherent.
>"How about you get that chef to make us a specialty lunch of his. Something….relatively light, please."
>"Of course. Your meal of seasoned potatoes, light garlic vegetables, hearty salad, and a creme de menthe stuffed pastry for dessert, for two, will be ready in about forty minutes."

No.14754

>>14752
Simply whistle at the response of the magic clock goblin, and lie on the bed next to rarity.

No.14755

>>14752

Anyone tempted to ask Rarity if you should test the hot tub together while the meal is being prepared?

No.14756

>>14755
Let's just lie next to her and tell her that the tub is a hot tub.

No.14757

>>14755
It's too early in the day for that.

Save it for after dinner with a bottle of champaign.

No.14758

>>14755
Kinda am but it would be unappropriated

>>14756
Do this

No.14759

>>14752
Time to snap Rarity out of it.
Ask her what outfit she would like to wear to the theater.
Should we go in the outfit we plan on seeing Celestia in, or something else?

No.14760

>>14756
This one is nice
Let's do this

No.14761

>>14759
We need to mention that she was adorable while doing that

No.14762

>>14756
"The tub is a hot tub."

"You're adorable when you do that, by the way."

No.14763

>>14761
Well, that's a given.

No.14764

>>14752
>You lie beside Rarity on the bed, putting your arms behind your head as you wait, telling Rarity that the bathroom has a hot tub.
>She doesn't really respond, so much as just giggle.
>A thought strikes you, so you roll over and ask Rarity, "Hey, what're we going to wear to the theater?"
>Her eyes remain closed and smile is still on her face, "Oh don't worry about that, our clothes are packed in my luggage. Be a dear and bring those to me, would you? I'll get them straightened away right after I…take this all in."

No.14765

>>14764
Let's get her stuff.

No.14766

>>14753

I say we let Rarity enjoy herself and hop in the bathroom for a quick wash before lunch arrives.

No.14767

>>14764
Now the fun part. Picking the RIGHT suitcase.

No.14768

>>14764
Go bring her luggage and before leaving her to get ready say that we should go to places like this more often because she's adorable when awestricken

No.14769

>>14766
>>14765

These two sound good

No.14770

>>14764
>You head back into the main room to grab Rarity's luggage, when the chef comes in through the front door.
>You sort of blink at him as he nods to you, passing by and heading for your kitchen.
>You turn and look at him, wondering what exactly he's doing here.
>He must understand the look of confusion on your face, because he just smiles and says, "We make the food in the suite for our VIPs. Some of them like to watch the creative process. Don't mind me."
>Well, that's different. Regardless, you grab Rarity's luggage and haul it into the bedroom, laying one on the bed next to Rarity and leaning the other against the side of the bed.
>"Thank you, I'll get the clothes laid out now that I'm feeling myself again."
>You decide you'd like to take a shower, and inform Rarity that you'll be doing so.
>Before you shut the bathroom door you lean your head out and tell Rarity, "By the way, you're adorable when you're star struck."Rolled 4 + 1 = 5

No.14772

Wow…
JUST FUCKING WOW
FUCK THIS SHIT

No.14773

>>14770
If we had rolled a ten there she'd have fucked us in front of the chef.

No.14774

File: 1339817320080.png (8.88 KB, 648x488, there_was_your_wife_12.png)

No.14775

oh god
dice gods why do hate us so

No.14776

>>14770
I DEMAND A REROLL
Please for the love of god ;_;

No.14777

I thought you did these in dead horses like I do with my games? What happened?

No.14778

>>14770
That's abysmal. RNG, why. Why do you forsake us so?
Well, let's just hope that it'll be in our favor at an important point.

No.14779

>>14770
>5
>on a 2d10
WE'RE DOOMED, DOOD

No.14780

File: 1339817385201.png (48.86 KB, 355x326, INJURY.png)

No.14781

>>14777
4chan ded last time so we used this place
Aspirant liked it and we moved here



Anyway
TWO FUCKING DICES AND A GODDAMN 5
IT JUST AIN'T FAIR BRO

No.14782

>>14777
He couldn't post one day, so we moved here. Apparently it's grown on him.

No.14783

>>14780
Take the fucking trip off.

No.14784

>>14777
4chan was fucked the last time he tried, so we came here. This time we came here because it worked well last time.

No.14785

>>14770
Oh goddamit

No.14786

>>14777
I had problems posting in dead horses earlier in the week, so we did one here. Everyone liked the dice mechanic, and I don't have connection errors here so we migrated.

>>14776
You don't even know what it was for.

No.14787

>>14770
I'm gonna cry

No.14788

I hope to GOD that was Rarity's spagettiroll.

No.14789

File: 1339817516920.jpg (212.28 KB, 898x600, 1338256853779.jpg)

No.14790

>>14786

It's for how long it takes us to wash ourselves. Right? Haha, good one man, got us scared.

No.14791

>>14786
Show us

No.14792

>>14783
What's your problem man?

No.14793

>>14788
That would be ultra adorable actually

No.14794

>>14786
Like it isn't for something good. Anyway it's a 5 on a 2d10 roll.

There's no way to convince me it's not bad

No.14795

>>14788
That would actually be the best thing ever

No.14798

>>14770
>Before the door shuts you catch sight of Rarity sitting up suddenly, her face nearly as red as the sheets she lies on.
>You shut the door with a laugh and proceed to take your shower, noting that even the bar of soap is a red color and features the phoenix design as well. Peculiar.

>When you're finished, and dried off, you wrap a red towel around your waist and crack the door open to see if your outfit is laid out on the bed for you or something.

>You catch Rarity flattening out the top to your outfit with her hooves, spreading the fabric flat to get rid of any wrinkles while her tail sways back and forth gently. She seems to be humming to herself.

No.14799

>>14798
watch that tail
watch it good

No.14800

>>14798
Let's listen for a moment before we walk in. See if we can't identify the tune.
And then we can come out of the bathroom and compliment it.

No.14802

>>14798

Walk into room wearing only the towel

Let's what her reaction will be

No.14804

>>14781
>>14786
>>14784
Ok that makes sense. Was just curious. Carry on.

No.14805

>>14802
Let's lightly snap her behind with the towel.

No.14806

>>14802
This.

No.14807

>>14800
Take the suit and excuse ourselves to get dressed

Also before closing the door say that she's also cute when she sings just to see if see can beat Big Mac

No.14808

>>14798
Walk out and tell her she did a good job on our outfit.

No.14809

>>14805
This might be going a bit too far at our current stage of romantic development.

No.14810

>>14807
Nah, too much in a short amount of time.

No.14811

>>14810
I guess you're right
The chef still needs a job

No.14813

>>14808
Sounds good

No.14815

>>14798
>You tiptoe behind her with only your towel about your waste, looking over her shoulder at the outfit she's flattening out.
>It's a suit, every button along the front having a light blue gem inside it, while the cuff links are dark, navy blue gems. The thread quality is apparent even to you at a glance, and the entire outfit says classy without being overbearing about it.
>Rarity's humming stops as she realizes you're behind her, a tiny jump accompanied with that realization. "Oh, don't sneak up on me like that while I'm distracted! Gave me a fright!"
>"Looks good. What's that tune you were humming? It sounded nice," you remark.
>"What? Oh, n-no song in particular, I was just humming to be humming I suppose," she regains herself, picking up the top of your suit by the shoulders and raising it in front of her appraisingly, "You could have let me hand the outfit to you in the bathroom you know, if you would be more comfortable with that."

No.14817

>>14815
>waste
Well, Rarity, you've already seen us in a towel smaller than this, no sense in getting embarrassed about it now.
We should be smiling while we say this, of course.

No.14818

>>14817
doh, getting tired, that one slipped past me.

No.14821

>>14815
We don't mind coming out and getting it. Take it back to the bathroom and get dressed.

No.14822

>>14815
Lets get dressed.

No.14824

No.14825

>>14815

Let's just hope we don't spill anything on the outfit while eating. Tiny bites, fully secure to the fork! We cannot mess this up before our dinner with the Princess.

No.14826

File: 1339819134731.png (659.5 KB, 570x491, help-me-cam.png)

>>14825
>there's going to be a roll for this

No.14827

>>14825
Why would even bring up the possibility

No.14828

>>14815
let's try that shit on

No.14829

>>14825
WAIT
WHY THE FUCK ARE WE TAKING THE SUIT NOW?
We still have at least an hour after the meal is ready till the show
And we are eating in the apartment
Take some normal cloths on you

No.14831

>>14827

We can prepare and take steps, if nothing else. Napkins, man; also gives us an excuse to eat like a gentleman in front of Rarity.

No.14832

>>14829
but I wanna see how swag we look in it!

No.14833

>>14829
Well, we do have to try it on and break it in. Fresh suits are uncomfortable as fuck, even with high thread counts, until they're broken in a bit. That time is usually pretty short on higher quality suits, though, so it shouldn't take more than 15~20 minutes to break in the suit and have it settle comfortably.
If we don't have to hem or let anything out, it should be a testament to Rarity's abilities as seamstress.

No.14834

>>14815
>"You've seen me in a towel that was smaller than this, if you recall."
>She blushes a bit at the memory of you showering at her boutique, and perhaps the subsequent confrontation with her parents, "Yes, well, I just wasn't sure how comfortable you are like that when I'm around."
>She makes sure your hands are dry then hands you your outfit, and you retreat to the bathroom to change.
>When you come back out, Rarity has also changed into her dress. It's a light blue, similar to the color of her cutie mark, and the gems in your buttons, with a dark blue lining. It loosely hangs about her body instead of billowing outward, and it's short, leaving the lower half of her back legs visible. The section near her flank is also semi transparent, and the outline of her cutie mark can be seen. Her hair is done up in a bun, with a single long strand coming down across one eye, straightened instead of curled.
>You walk out and feel magic straighten the neck of your suit and check your buttons, tugging gently and straightening any lingering crinkles in the fabric.
>"Well, don't you just look fabulous, if I do say so myself."
>She looks up at you with a smile, and you can feel some magic push your hair around a bit until Rarity is satisfied with how you look. "There, perfect!"
>It feels good. The cloth isn't itchy, it feels like it fits well. Not too close but not too loose. It's still a suit, so moving too much isn't advised, but it doesn't seem to need too much breaking in.

No.14836

>>14834
Compliment the fit, check on lunch.

No.14837

>>14834
"I like it. You do good work, Rarity, though I'm sure you don't need to be reminded. Let's see if the chef is finished."

No.14838

>>14834
It's perfect

And she looks beautiful in the dress

No.14839

>>14834
Well, if we look fabulous then she must be absolutely gorgeous.
And the colors match, to boot.

No.14840

>>14834
>translucent over the flanks
dat ass

No.14841

>>14838
This you fuckers
Fuck your stomachaches.
Say how gorgeous she is

No.14842

>>14841
Shit

How did we forget? We ALL just failed the spagettiroll.

No.14843

>>14834

Compliment her on her handiwork and mention how beautiful she looks

No.14844

>>14834
>The section near her flank is also semi transparent, and the outline of her cutie mark can be seen

Faint.

No.14845

>>14842
Speak for yourself.

No.14846

Actually, hold up. Should we be rolling to contain spaghetti?

No.14847

>>14846
Nah we're good

No.14848

>>14846
>Suggesting a roll
It's like you want us to die.

No.14850

>>14846
>>14848
I'm surprised the chef wasn't making spaghetti for dinner.

No.14852

>>14834
>You compliment the fit of the outfit, telling Rarity she's done an exceptional job.
>And despite yourself, you can't keep your eyes off her.
>She notices your staring and smiles, doing a tiny spin to show off her dress, making her strand of hair twirl and her dress flair out briefly.
>"Do you like it? I thought the colors matching your gems was a nice touch, and I was going for a short summer dress style. Something playful, but elegant."
>"You…are stunning. Absolutely gorgeous."
>You can't really stop yourself from saying the….second thought that comes to mind.
>Rarity's cheeks turn red again, and she bats her eyelashes, "You really think so?"
>You're about to continue when the chef calls out that your meal is ready, and that it lies on the dining table beside the kitchen. The two of you turn and call out your thanks as he bows his head, complimenting how the two of you look before departing.
>The two of you eat lunch, avoiding spilling anything at all costs.
>Turns out the chef only made one pastry.

No.14853

>>14852
Aw shit, we Lady and the Tramp now.

No.14854

>>14852
What are you faggots doing? Offer it to her.

No.14856

>>14852
She can have her cake, and we'll eat her, too.

No.14857

How big is the pastry? Big enough to share? Or single serving sized?

No.14858

>>14852
Split it in slightly uneven halves, giving her the larger portion. Don't want to have a grumbling stomach through the entire play.

No.14860

>>14856
Shut up Libido

No.14861

>>14857
It's not bite sized, you could probably split it if you want.

The inside is sort of a cream though, so it could be messy, depending on your method.

No.14862

>>14860
Simmer down, he's not hurting anything.

No.14863

>>14861
I say we let her have it since we can stain the suit

No.14864

>>14861
No risking it, then. Offer it to her.
Though… there is one way to share it without getting our clothes messy.
And we'd get a kiss out of the deal.

No.14865

>>14852Rolled 3 + 1 = 4

No.14866

>>14865
Man, these dice suck tonight.Rolled 2 + 1 = 3

No.14867

>>14865
OH FOR THE LOVE OF
YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME

No.14868

>>14852

Let her have it, we must not risk the suit

No.14869

File: 1339820560183.jpg (16.53 KB, 493x402, 1275184948234.jpg)

No.14870

File: 1339820576290.png (202.6 KB, 421x500, 1335389515221.png)

No.14871

>>14865
>>14866
Ha
HAHA
You know how I was saying that the only way we could possibly fuck up is if we failed all the rolls?

I'm so sorry

No.14872

>>14865
>>14866
I hate you and everything you stand for.

No.14873

>>14865
Aspirant when you want to roll two dice type 2d10 instead of 1d10

No.14874

>>14866
>>14865
Well then….

Time to start doing modifiers if straight rolls are going to suck ass.

No.14876

>>14865
>>14866
wait a sec are u trying to cheat me again

No.14877

>>14866
LET ME TRYRolled 1, 8 = 9

No.14879

>>14877
Yeah the dices hat everything we stand for

No.14880

Napkins, people, NAPKINS! Also, PLEASE tell me there some form of cutlery involved. We can salvage this with technique!

No.14881

>>14873
Yes, I am using the two values generated for two different things, not necessarily the sum. It's just more efficient that way. Though I seem to not know how to do add a number to a roll. I'll just have to add invisible modifiers then. How lame.

>>14877
Oh, 2d10 shows two numbers as well. Nevermind.

No.14882

>>14874
>modifiers
YOU ARE NO MAN

No.14883

>>14880
>implying the napkins won't tear and get fuzz on our suit
>implying the knives won't cut our hands, throwing pools of blood everywhere.

No.14884

>>14881
Add numbers like this.Rolled 2 + 1 = 3

No.14886

just use real dice FFSRolled 10, 7 = 17

No.14887

Nah, all that happens is we tear a hole in our pants with our boner.

No.14888

File: 1339820893650.gif (2.82 MB, 360x240, wrathofthedicegods.gif)

>>14883
>Us in charge of rolls while eating

No.14891

>>14852
>You offer the pastry to Rarity
>"Oh, I couldn't. You're the special guest, and I still need to fit into my dresses! Haha!"
>You ask if she's sure, telling her it's a creme de menthe pastry.
>"Hmmm, well, those are rather tasty. Alright, I'll have a bite, nothing more."
>She takes a fork to the pastry with her magic, cutting downward on one end, which causes a tiny bit of creme to jut out the other side. Luckily, it stays on the plate.
>Rarity makes a face before lifting the entire thing into the air using magic, and takes a bite out of the end she didn't cut, getting a healthy amount of creme around the edges of her mouth.
>She makes an "Mmmmm," noise, before using her magic to levitate the pastry to your face.
>You bite down, and a gob of creme oozes out the side you bite down on, threatening to land on your nice suit.
>It suddenly halts in mid air, Rarity using her magic to manipulate two items at once. She drops the blob of creme back onto the pastry plate as you finish eating the remainder of the pastry.
>"Well, that's one crisis averted," she comments as she licks her lips before dabbing at them with a napkin. "How much longer until the show?"
>"Thirty minutes," the enchanted voice calls.
>"Oh, thank you," Rarity looks to you, "Well, should we head out then? It said it would take twenty minutes, and it would behoove us to show up a little early."

No.14893

>>14891
Let's go.

No.14894

>>14891
Lets get a damn move on then. I don't want to have quested for the week and only showered and ate freaking lunch.

No.14895

>>14891
We're off

No.14896

>>14891
Let's do this
Private booth here we come

No.14897

>>14891
>no mouth-to-mouth sharing
Alas, chance missed. Perhaps another time.
Let's be glad she caught the glob of cream in a timely manner.
Now, let's escort our Lady Fair to her coach.

No.14898

>>14891
Wash our hands and face and head out.

No.14899

>>14897
She'll be catching a lot of cream later tonight.

No.14900

>>14899
Libido. That's enough.

No.14901

>>14891

Yep, let's get to the theatre. Also, open all doors for Rarity as we leave the hotel and when we get there.

No.14902

>>14899
That's not even clever subtext.
Though I do imagine there are going to be quite a few tasty pastries at our dinner with Celestia.

No.14903

>>14899
I don't give a damn. I like you anon, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister.

No.14904

>>14891
>The two of you head out to the theater, ponies on the street stopping to watch the two of you pass, and not so quiet comments about the stunning mare and her entourage follow in your wake.
>It's a nice stroll, uneventful and the weather is nice.
>You reach the theater with some minutes to spare, informing the ticket pony you'd like entry.
>He looks at a piece of paper off to the side, then slides you a key. "For Celestia's guest. Enjoy the show!"
>You take the key, slightly puzzled until you present it to the usher. He guides you up a single flight of stairs and to a door set off from the rest of the balcony seating.
>He unlocks the door, then hands you the key, "Just return it to the ticket booth after the show," he says before heading off to guide others to their seats.
>You enter the booth. It's relatively small with 4 well cushioned seats, extra wide so that a pony can lay in them if they choose to. To her credit, Rarity does not choose to. "I could ruffle my dress, and we aren't even at the main event for our trip."
>There's a pair of theater glasses, allowing you to observe the actors from your perch. Without further ado, the play begins and the two of you have the best seats in the house.

Gonna go ahead and time skip the play if that's alright. Getting tired and we need to move along to the main event.

No.14905

>>14904
doitdoit, skip the shitty play and get to the dinner.

No.14906

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>>14904
>private booth
>skip

No.14907

>>14904
S'fine with me. Though I lament the missed entendres the play would have provided.
To Celestia's Court, then.

No.14908

>>14904

As good as it would be to have a chance to pull some moves during the play, I don't mind skipping. Although a synopsis would be fine.

No.14909

>>14904
>Ruffle Dress
>Main event
unf

No.14910

>>14904
The dinner with Celestia can be how we start the next quest. We are only in a private booth with Rarity, watching a romantic play. We are not skipping this.

No.14911

>>14908
Synopsis should include *something* happening.

No.14912

>>14904
If you're tired we can wait. Hate to make you drag on when you don't want to.

No.14913

>>14907
>>14906
>>14905
>>14908
>>14909
Wait, what if Rarity wants to see the play? Shouldn't we ask her first?

No.14914

>>14909
Oh man, the mane event! I can't wait to ruffle her dress.

No.14915

>>14913
Timeskip, bro.

No.14916

>>14914
You aren't a gentleman.

No.14917

>>14910
Seriously though, why not put the dinner off until next time? This is an important opportunity for us.

No.14918

Aspirant, I could go either way but the Private Booth during the play just has so many opportunities. Not to mention intermission, where things can go horribly wrong.

No.14919

>>14917
But I dont WANT to wait a week before celestia starts making comments that turn Rarity redder than the bedroom walls.

No.14921

>>14919
We went to a load of trouble finding out about this play. If we skip this we might as well skip to the trainride home.

No.14923

>>14917
If you're tired we can hold off til next time Aspirant

No.14924

>>14919
Oh come on it will be on Tuesday. It won't be a week

No.14925

>>14919
This may be a good point. Celestia misunderstanding/trolling may be a better opportunity than failing rolls in private booth

No.14926

>>14923
Stop trying to be nice to him, CELESTIA IS GOING TO FUCK WITH US.

No.14928

>>14923
>>14921
>>14918
>>14919
>>14917
You guys really want to go through the entire play? If you want to, I can manage I guess. I was more concerned about time frames for other people.

I'll delete the last post and we'll go through it then.

No.14929

>>14922
>"a weave of silk is nothing compared to the loom of love, its intricacies more complex than the most elegant stitch, its fragility making silk appear as steel in nature."
Remember this fucking line. We are going to use it during our confession.

No.14930

>>14928
Yes. We can stretch the dinner and the trip back to the hotel through the next session.

No.14931

>>14911
>*something*
how far have you guys gotten with Rarity?

No.14934

>>14931
Exactly spaghetti far.

No.14935

>>14931
Truth told? Not even first base. Though we have slept together twice.

No.14936

>>14928
It would be nice man
And really we directly start with Celestia using us as the main power source for her Spaghetti fueled weapons next time

No.14937

>>14931
Nowhere. We are both beta to the max.

No.14938

>>14928
To be honest that recap was more than enough for me. Dinner is really going to be kicking.

No.14939

>>14931
We haven't even got a confession of mutual interest or feelings.

No.14940

>>14939
Why are we so beta ;_;

No.14942

>>14938
This.
>>14939
We have suspicions that she likes us but fears we don't like her, however.
>>14940
Pinkie sucked our dick by part five.

No.14944

>>14940
Better to act like a gentleman than botch the whole thing acting all alpha.

No.14945

>>14942
Rarity is not Pinkie.
Different ponies require different approaches.

No.14946

>>14942
We can't compare Pinkie with Rarity tough.
Really only Fluttershy would take longer.

No.14948

>>14946
Fluttershy probably has taken longer.

No.14949

>>14948
Oh for the love of…
Dammit my sides hurt

No.14950

>>14945
>>14946
We weren't a beta with Pinkie.

No.14951

>>14950
Pinkie was different, Rarity can't be approached in the same manner.

No.14952

>>14950
Again like >>14945 said completely different personalities.
Pinkie's more…let's go with open.

No.14953

>>14950
That's because Pinkie was easy.
I'm sorry, she was. Rarity is a harder nut to crack, as we can't just set our caps to a jaunty angle and have her swoon over us without some effort.

No.14954

We're doing fine. It's a matter of slowly but surely reinforcing the fact we're seriously interested before dropping the bomb. A gentleman wouldn't have it any other way.

Not to mention, have we really had a scenario, alone with her, that would have been perfect? Seriously, depending on how things go after the meal with Celestia, back at the hotel or on the train ride home, that will be our time, I think.

No.14956

>>14928
Alright, here we go. Shitty play writing powers are go, this time with extra spaghetti.

>The play begins with the seamstress in center stage, lamenting the ill luck that has befallen her. Her parents push her to marry one she does not love, while a handsome stranger catches her eye and tears her world asunder.

>Strangely enough, she falls for a non pony. Sort of a humanoid creature, with absolutely massive paws and a dog like head. Or at least the representation of one, you're pretty sure it's a pony or two in a suit.
>Rarity has a bit of a kneejerk reaction when the…thing…first arrives on stage. Just a "What?!" said a little too loud, making her blush as she regains control of herself. She appears shaken.

No.14957

>>14952
>>14953
Oh just say it
Pinkie's more slutty.

No.14959

>>14956
Ask her what that thing is.

No.14960

>>14956
Well, let's ask what that was about.
>>14957
Never said that, just that she was less picky.

No.14961

>>14956
A diamond dog…? Wow. He better have a deep fucking voice, that one.

No.14962

>>14957
Ironic, isn't it?

I hope these tags work here

No.14963

>>14956
>humanoid creature
WHAT A FUCKING COINCIDENCE
Anyway ak her about it
I lied the Diamond Dog episode

No.14965

>>14962
No spoilers on /tg/, Sent.

No.14966

>>14963
How the fuck did I fucked up that so badly
Heh lack of sleep is getting to me

No.14968

No.14969

>>14968
/tg/, in exchange for their dice program, sacrificed their spoiler tags to their dark god Moot.

No.14970

>>14956
>You're not familiar with this creature, and you want to check on Rarity, so you ask her what that thing is.
>She sighs, whispering back to you, "Once…I was nearly…enslaved, by a set of creatures that look similar to that," She perks up a bit, using a hoof to toss her strand of hair to the side confidently, "But, through ingenuity and my charming personality, I was able to get them to work for me. Eventually my friends arrived and whisked me away to safety, along with a wonderful amount of gems." Her mood sours a little again, "Still, I wasn't aware Canterlot knew about them, let alone incorporated one into a playwright. Just felt a little….uncomfortable, for a moment. I'm sorry, I'll stop distracting you from the play."

No.14971

>>14970
Not at all, you just seemed upset. And besides, we'd never seen a creature of that type before, so we were curious.

No.14972

>>14970
Let her know that we don't mind and that we're glad she got away.

No.14973

>>14970
"I hope it didn't turn you off to interspecies relations. It'd be a shame if you couldn't enjoy the play."

No.14974

>>14973
Shut up, sentenal.

No.14975

>>14973
That's tipping our hand a bit too far.

No.14976

>>14973
This is perfect.

No.14977

>>14973
Too creepy

No.14978

>>14970
>You ask if she's alright, if she needs to leave.
>She takes another deep breath, "No, no I'll be fine. Just…surprised me. Thank you, for your concern though."
>You tell her you're glad she got away, otherwise you'd be unable to spend this time with her.

**Also this popped up on my playlist, and it's awfully similar to beauty and the beast, so I thought it amusing and worth sharing.

http://youtu.be/x_cORawDKD0**Rolled 5, 10 = 15

No.14979

>>14978
Flash is broken for me, what is it?

No.14980

>>14978
Okay, well that didn't work. Here, I'll try again. Though I'm keeping the dice rolls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_cORawDKD0

No.14981

>>14978
Not working for me dude
AND HOLY SHIT THE DICE DO NOT HAT US ANYMORE

No.14982

>>14980
It's very nice

No.14983

>>14978
I told you guys it was a good idea to sit through the play.

No.14986

The wait is killing me

No.14987

>>14986
this is the worst part about questing. the wait.

No.14988

>>14987
>>14986
It'll be worth the weight.

No.14989

>>14988
shut the fuck up.

No.14990

>>14989
Chill.

No.14991

>>14988
NOT NOW GABEN

No.14992

>>14978
>Rarity looks at you, her eyes softening as she scoots over in her seat until she's right at it's edge, as close to you as she can be without sitting in your lap.
>Slowly she puts a hoof over the side of your chair, setting it on your leg, just above your knee. She murmurs something, but you can't hear her so you lean towards her and ask her to repeat herself.
>She leans close to you, her lips brushing your ear.
>"Thank you, that….means a lot to me."
>The next moment, her lips are on your cheek, gentle but confident.
>The kiss breaks with a tiny smack, and her head lingers near yours for a moment before she leans back to a proper sitting position, her hoof going back to her side of the arm rests.
>You smile as the two of you return to observing the play, a good feeling hanging in the air between the two of you.

Eventually it's time for intermission, and the two of you sit in your chairs while others file out for drinks of water and bathroom breaks. Neither of you say anything, not wanting to ruin the moment that's lasted so long.

No.14994

>>14982
Sorry, couldn't resist. Beauty and the Beast sound-alike while typing up romance between a human and pony. The irony was going to kill me if I didn't let it vent.

No.14995

>>14992
YES
SOON WE SHALL BE VICTORIOUS AND WE SHALL HAVE A TROPHY FOR THE QUESTANON REUNION

No.14996

>>14992
Tell her that we're glad she likes us.

No.14997

>>14992
ARM

ARM AROUND HER

FUCKING NOW

No.14999

>>14992
We have acquired: One kiss on the cheek.
Now, how are we going to return the favor?

No.15000

>>14995

She is your waifu, not a trophy

No.15001

No.15002

>>14997
Sure, why not?

No.15003

>>14997
Also this. If she's comfortable with it.

No.15004

>>14997
Are you daft, this isn't a drive-in!

Hold her hoof in our hands.

No.15005

>>14992
"You mean a lot to me."

No.15006

>>15004
Clasp one of her hooves in our other hand

No.15007

>>15005
ARM AND THIS

No.15008

>>15004
>>14997

Either of these

No.15009

>>15006
>>15004
GO WITH THESE
JUST DO IT ALREADY

No.15011

You know there is a downside to this.
Rarity is now more comfortable with us so Celestia will have to work harder to get spaghetti out of us

No.15013

>>15011
Oh please. She'll get it out of us with the skill of a Legendary Noodlesmith.

No.15014

>>15011
Oh please all she has to do is bring in Luna.
>SO THIS IS THE HUMAN THAT WANTS TO FORNICATE WITH OUR SUBJECTS?

But she can fuck with us even with out her help

No.15016

>>15013
It won't take much.

No.15018

>>15014
Only if we fail a roll to hard. A cluelessly blunt Luna could send things in a bad direction very quickly.

No.15019

>>14992
>Galvanized by her display of affection, you decide to make the most of this moment.
>You stand up from your seat, and take the few steps to stand on the other side of her, before sitting in the same chair she sits in. There's room for the both of you since she's sitting upright, leaning slightly forward with her front hooves together over her back legs. She gives you a questioning look before you put an arm around her, gently.
>She relaxes, letting out a breath that holds more to it than just air, and leans her body into your hug.
>Her left hoof comes up, and you use your left hand to grasp it firmly but gently.
>Rarity doesn't say anything, but when you look at her you see tears in the corners of her eyes, and a smile on her face.

>You spend the rest of the play like that. In each others arms, silently content with the presence of the other.


>Both feeling that you're right where you belong.

No.15020

>>15018
No worries.
It's dinner so Luna will be to busy with the rising of the moon thing.
We're safe for now

ALSO STOP GIVING THE DM IDEAS

No.15021

>>15019
There we go.

No.15022

>>15019
Guys…I got some feels

No.15023

>>15019
AAAAAAAND FEEL

No.15024

>>15019
KNEW IT.

No.15026

>>15019
Even if we flub the dinner, we've made some a giant leap forward here.

No.15027

>>15019
WE IN THERE

No.15028

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No.15029

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No.15031

>>15014
>>15018
MISS RARITY WAS MOST INSTRUMENTAL IN OUR REDEMPTION AND RETURN. KNOW THIS: SHOULDST YOU BEFOUL OR DISPLEASE HER, WE SHALL STRIKE THEE DOWN WITH GREAT VENGEANCE AND FURIOUS ANGER, AND THOU SHALL KNOW OUR NAME IS PRINCESS LUNA!

No.15032

>>15026
Giant leap? We've pretty much done two things here. Revealed that SHE'S the mare we're interested in, not somebody else, and quelled her fears what we might not like her back.

No.15033

>>15019
And there we go. I think that's a suitable end point for tonight, don't you?

Turns out it was a good thing to do the play. Dice Gods reversed their opinions, and we got a feel good end.

Everyone okay with doing the dinner next time? It's almost 2am here, meaning we've been questing for almost 6 hours. I'm feeling like I'd need a pot of coffee to continue, and there'd be no guarantees on any premise of quality I can give.

No.15034

>>15033
Sleep well, dear Aspirant. You dun good.

No.15035

>>15032
Exactly. This puts the ball into our court, so to speak, and we are now free to move onto further, previously unreachable areas of affection. Such as second base and onwards, given time.

No.15036

>>15033
The dinner, and maybe the night after that, would be good for the next quest.

No.15037

>>15032
And then afterwards she fails spaghetti roll and asks "But what about the other mare?"

No.15038

>>15018
haha rolling on that!Rolled 8 = 8

No.15039

>>15033
Nah man next time is perfect
This was great

No.15040

>>15033
Lets aim for tuesday.

No.15042

>>15033

Let's end it here. I sacrificed sleep for this and I'll have to leave in 13 minutes so amazing timing, too.

No.15043

>>15033
I just wonder what's for dinner!

No.15044

>>15033
We'll call it here, Aspirant. That way you'll have all guns blazing for the dinner.
And I get the feeling the spaghetti will fly that day.
So, same bat time, same bat channel, or a different day?

No.15045

>>15033

This is a good stopping point

Go get some rest

No.15046

>>15034
>>15039
>>15040

I will tentatively plan for Tuesday, but that may be subject to change at last minute.

I'm heading out of town this weekend for my birthday. Family obligations and all that, and that might carry over into the early week.

I'll try to keep you informed ahead of time, but tentative planning for Tuesday night, about 8pm EST again.

No.15048

>>15046
Happy birthday bro and have fun. Don't sweat on our account if you don't feel like doing it on Tuesday.

No.15049

File: 1339825830063.png (1.13 MB, 3932x2986, RarAnon Date 6 Squad Morale Re…)

And here's the cap.

No.15050

>>15046
Happy birthday man. Enjoy it, and thanks for the 6 hours of nonstop questing pleasure.

No.15052

>>15049
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Thanks dude

No.15053

>>15046
See you Tuesday, then. And enjoy yourself, Aspirant. You only get one birthday a year, after all.

No.15055

>>15046
Happy birthday you nigga
Have fun and don't think about us.
We can wait.

No.15056

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>>15046

Happy Birthday!

No.15057

>>15046
Happy birthday.

No.15058

>>15048
>>15050
>>15053

Haha, I feel like doing everything. Sadly, time does not allow for such time space shenanigans.

I'll keep you guys in the know, at worst I have someone hand off a message via steam or something.

And of course, thank you all for joining me in this installment of Rarity "Quest". I do hope you had fun, and I'll try to see you guys on Tuesday.

>>15056
Thanks! I'm also gonna snag that image of Rarity. I am sufficiently lacking.

Thanks again guys, cya next time!


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