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No.106631

Last time, on Luna "Quest:"

You were finally shown off to the public. You stammered through a speech, shook hands…er, hooves, with some notable figures, then celebrated with a friendly drinking contest with Luna.

Things heated up and you found yourself in her room, being lavished in kisses and licks.

Everything went perfectly, despite the amount you and her had imbibed. Strangely though, she didn't talk much. The Princess pony who had come to love you deeply, and who had cried in your arms at the thought of you being injured, didn't say much other than "Be gentle."

Maybe that should've told you something was up…

No.106652

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It Begins

No.106657

>>106631
Slight delay in typing, family thing. Brb 30 min.

No.106658

>>106652
Hold me

No.106662

Presentand accounted for.

No.106685

>>106631
Finally a new LQ session!

No.106708

>>106631
And here we go.
Hopefully I won't miss too much when I have to change locations in two hours or so.

No.106711

>>106631
Sorry about that. And for falling back on some cliches, but here we go.

The first sensation of the morning is a headache, dull and heavy in your head.

It takes a moment or two for your eyes to adjust to the light coming in from through the curtains, and to gauge your surroundings.

You're in Luna's chambers again, the royal blue and purple colors with little white crescents scattered about the walls becoming a more familiar sight as of late. The room smells a bit like apples, or maybe that's just you, and the sheets are tossed about the bed.

A gentle snore beside you makes you turn, and you find Luna, one hoof draped across your chest, the other hugging a small pillow to her body, at your side. Her mane is ruffled, or at least appears so, fitting with the scene of the scattered bed sheets quite nicely.

You try to recount what happened last night, your last memory being that of coming upstairs to the room with her after your little drinking game turned to a stalemate and the two of you revealed your prize desires to one another, but have a hazy memory about what happened after.

The image of Luna atop you, licking your neck, flashes in your mind and your cheeks flush as you look at her snoozing form next to you.

Her short coat is ruffled in places, most notably around her wings and on her flank…..

>Options

>Try to recollect what happened
>Wake up Luna
>Try to leave the room without her noticing
>Other?

No.106712

>>106708
>inb4 angryanon complains about everything and shitposts about you the whole quest

No.106715

>>106712
Let's just not respond to stuff like that if it happens, okay?

We're here for fun, not whining about each other.

No.106716

>>106711
Try to remember what happened.
Failing that, we could try to wake up Luna, but that doesn't seem too terribly smart to do.

No.106718

>>106711
Try to remember what happened, then try to wake Luna.

No.106720

>>106708
And RedPlayer is here too!

No.106723

>>106711

>>106718
>>106716
Alright, give me a roll. 1d10 each, no goal, the higher you roll the more you piece together.

I'll take 3 rolls.

No.106724

>>106711
try to remember what happened

No.106725

>>106723

Rolled 8 = 8

No.106727

>>106723

Rolled 2 = 2

No.106728

>>106723

Rolled 3 = 3

No.106731

>>106727
You must be cursed or something.

No.106732

>>106727
Here we go again.

No.106734

>>106731
No, he is just sentenal

No.106737

>>106731
Or something. I might have used up all my luck in a different game, though. Such is life.

No.106741

>>106734
Is he actually, or are you just saying that because it's funny?

No.106744

>>106741
Yes, he is. isn't ot obvious?

No.106746

>>106741
I'm not.
And it isn't really funny the hundreth time people say it, either.

No.106747

>>106712
You know that could be avoided if he didn't have a name

No.106751

>>106746
I didn't think you were either. I seem to recall sentenal posting separately from you in the first LQ.

No.106753

>>106747
Too proud of himself to take it off or something.

No.106754

Regardless, can we not get into that tonight?

No.106756

>>106723
>>106725
>>106727
>>106728
11/30

The mental image of Luna licking you all over comes to mind once more, and from there it pans to you toying with her wings, making her squeal in ecstasy.

The thought starts turning you on, which makes you start to imagine other things, and you have to pull yourself back in to try to discern what's your imagination and what's reality.

Considering the nature of the sheets, surely it went on beyond that….

You imagine her bashfully presenting herself to you, and you pushing into her gently, as she requests….

You convince yourself that that's definitely what happened.

A strange feeling comes over you. You love Luna, right? Yeah, definitely. It's just….maybe your first time should've been more special or something.
Still, your heart warms to the thought of having pleased her, and you roll over to give her a kiss on the cheek. She stirs briefly, mumbling, before her hoof twitches and she resumes sleeping.

>What do?

>Wake Luna
>Leave Luna and try to sneak out
>Lay around, wait for her to wake up
>Other?

No.106757

>>106754
Sure, if you stop with your adventure time and let the others have some fun too.

No.106758

>>106756
Wake her.
we need to take a bath?

No.106760

>>106756
Wake Luna
Kissu kissu
Maybe moooooore

No.106761

>>106757
Stop posting about this.

No.106762

>>106756
Just snuggle up to her and wait for her to wake up. It's not like we have anything urgent to do, do we?

No.106763

>>106756
Either lay around and wait, or wake her up.
Possibly get dressed while waiting. You may be wearing the same outfit as yesterday, but that won't be too terrible, providing you don't encounter a gossipy maid.

No.106764

>>106761
Just saying, would have no issues if the identity ceased to exist yo

No.106765

>>>106756
snuggle up to her and wait for her to wake up

No.106766

No.106768

>>106756
Wait, I remember we fell asleep together in a bit of… weird symbiosis if you know what I mean.

No.106769

>>106756

Try to sneak out

We can go take a shower or something

No.106770

>>106769
>not wanting to take a shower together
do you even

No.106772

>>106768
Maybe her vagina clenched in her sleep, pushing you out?

No.106775

>>106770
Did Celestia say anything about lessons today? It would seem odd showing up nearly late twice in a row.

No.106777

No.106778

>>106770
I agree. Sneaking out is an asshole move anyway. Wait for her to wake up, or wake her up, and let's take a shower with her. Help each other clean up.

No.106780

Waking someone up us a dick move and sneaking out might make Luna think "Hey, is this guy ashamed of what he did?"

We should hang around and wait for her to come around.

No.106781

No.106783

>>106780
Just snuggle her, she might wake and be like aw shit nigga this humans all up in me romantically

No.106790

>>106780
morning cuddles are best cuddles.
cuddle the waifu.

No.106793

I just want to stroke her gently;y until she wakes up.
Is it that much to ask.

No.106794

I want to sexually

No.106797

>>106793
No. That should be the minimum here. Tenderness and such.

No.106799

>>106797
just stop, sometimes it is better to stop posting

No.106800

>>106794
We could always try. Maybe she's into somnophilia.

No.106801

>>106797
>>106793

But she was so bashful last night! What if she wakes up being stroked and thinks it's all coming on too fast and has a little bit of a panic?

No.106807

>>106800
>slip inside when she's asleep
She might not like it, but I do

No.106808

>>106794
Not while there are some other players here let us not name them.

>>106801
Haha

No.106811

>>106756

>>106768
You close your eyes and another thought comes to mind, one of climaxing inside her and the two of you falling asleep, still connected.
You look down at yourself and see you're still wearing pants, though your shirt appears to be on the floor near the bed.
You don't remember putting them back on. Is it possible you never took them off?
But that would mean that it was either a dream, or Luna put your pants back on and went back to sleep. Or something.


>>106783
You quietly dispel the doubts in your mind and lie back down beside Luna, putting your arms around her and stroking her ruffled mane back into position as you feel her breathing deeply against your chest.
This goes on for what feels like an eternity, just her soft body in your arms, relaxed and breathing as you run your hands across her gently.
It does, unfortunately, end, when you accidentally brush the end of her wing. She gives a small groan as she attempts to roll over, yawning greatly as she looks up into your eyes, a smile playing at her lips and the hint of surprise in her eyes.
She puts both her hooves around you, dropping the small cushion against her stomach as she snuggles into your chest, her nose prodding your neck as her hind legs cross with yours in a game of footsie.
"Good morning. Did you sleep well?"

No.106812

>>106801
>so bashful
>makes the first move

No.106813

>>106807
So do I but this will never happen in this quest ;_;

No.106814

No.106818

>>106811
No, she kept us up
Shazam

No.106819

No.106820

>>106811

Like a baby, you ?

No.106822

>>106811
"More or less". Did she?
Then ask her what happened last night. What she remembers.

No.106823

>>106811
It was not so much the sleep as what happened just before it that went well.

No.106827

>>106822
>Then ask her what happened last night.
Social tact please. What if she does remember and we don't? Shit get's awkward yo

No.106830

>>106827
Perhaps we need to try to think of a more clever and indirect way to inquire what she remembers. Could we somehow use persuasion of some sort for this?

No.106831

>>106827
We could say that we had had the most amazing dream.

No.106832

>>106811
>>106822
>>106823
"Pretty well, yeah," you reply, hugging her to your chest, "You?"

She closes her eyes as she hugs you, "Oh, very well after last night. I was so….content, I couldn't help but feel at peace."

No.106834

>>106827
But that is the only way to get more clear answer to our questions.

No.106836

>>106832

Snuggle our face into her mane! Snuggle our face into her mane! Snuggle our face into her mane!

No.106838

>>106832

Any interesting dreams ?

No.106839

>>106832
Okay, let's start from far away - ask her who won the yesterday's contest, you can't recall.

No.106840

>>106838
seconding this

No.106851

>>106832
>>106836
You press your face into her mane, feeling that strange tingling from its almost ethereal quality on your face as Luna giggles.
You pull back and she kisses you on the nose, "You're quite the silly one in the mornings, aren't you?"

>>106838
Her smile widens when you ask, her cheeks tinting a little as she blushes, "Oh, oh yes. A most pleasant one. Just…you and me, together. It was nice."

>>106839
You scratch the back of your head as you give voice to the doubts in your mind, asking tentatively who won the drinking contest last night.
Luna nuzzles herself into your chest once more, before kissing your neck and whispering, "I think we both did."

No.106857

>>106851
Well, either "What was your dream about" or "And what was the prize?"

No.106858

>>106851

Wait, does she think that our sexy time was actually just a dream?

No.106859

>>106851
We could joke about how the drinks must have done a number on us, because we don't remember having our pants on when we got into bed.

No.106861

I think it happened.

No.106862

>>106858
She's probably just playing along.

No.106863

>>106859
are you fucking serious right now

No.106864

GIVE HER THE DICK

No.106866

>>106864
DICK!DICK!DICK!
BATH FUN!

No.106868

>>106851

Talk about how fun the prize was, of course.

No.106870

>>106859
>>106863
That actually sounds like a fun idea.

>>106864
>>106866
Maybe not quite so bluntly, but if we get her into the shower/bath with us, who knows what might happen. Not a bad idea.

No.106872

>>106870
>That actually sounds like a fun idea.
put your name back pls

No.106874

>>106872
Putting the name on was my unspoken agreement not to samefag. That isn't me.

No.106877

>>106851
>>106857
"Wh-what was the prize?" You ask tentatively, earning a pat on the chest from Luna, who mocks indignation at your question.
"First you make me mount the table, and now you wish for me to speak of what you know happened?" she leans in close, whispering in your ear, "I…still feel wonderful, all over."
She has to restrain herself from kissing you once more, slowly lowering her head to rest against your chest again, careful not to poke you in the chin with her horn.

Whatever happened, you apparently did quite well.

No.106881

>>106877
>we will never know

No.106882

>>106877
Luna thinks we're good in bed. That's a good sign.

No.106883

>>106877
well, let's not press it too much
what will we do today?

No.106884

>>106877
Time to celebrate with breakfast.
And maybe some fresh clothes.

No.106885

>>106883
My vote is for bath, assuming there was that "we did well" part. We kind of need it right now. Breakfast and bath, yeah.
With Luna

No.106886

>>106877

Shower together ?

No.106887

>>106877
>>106884
No, we need to take a shower/bath first. And probably so does Luna unless you were very careful last night.

It would be embarrassing for both of you, if either of you showed up at breakfast smelling like dried jizz and aroused mare vagina.

No.106888

>>106886
I second this!

No.106891

>>106887
The shower is part and parcel of fresh clothes. You don't jump into clean clothes smelling like you just ran a sexual marathon, do you?

No.106892

So we are going to wash Luna, eh.
Very clean

No.106893

Yes, shower before toast.

No.106894

>>106887
>dried jizz and mare in heat
That doesn't sound like it smells appealing,
Shower is necessary.

No.106895

>>106877
You stroke Luna's mane again, whispering the two of you should get bathed. Luna is oblivious, recounting what happened in her head.
"Why, you could be a regular masseuse. You and those wonderful hands…"

Luna's praise is interrupted by a knock on the chamber door. Luna gives it a cross look before raising her voice and asking "Who goes there?" loud enough to wake you the rest of the way up.

"Your sister," an equally loud voice sounds from beyond the thick doors. She does not sound pleased.

>What do

No.106897

>>106895

Hide under the bed.

No.106898

>>106895
Straighten the sheets,quickly.

No.106899

>>106895

Make ourselves decent while Luna opens the door.

No.106900

>>106891
Maybe not, but we need to be specific about it, lest Aspirant skip over it entirely.

No.106901

>>106895
>You stroke Luna's mane again, whispering the two of you should get bathed. Luna is oblivious, recounting what happened in her head."Why, you could be a regular masseuse. You and those wonderful hands…"
Ahahaha. We gave up too early and Aspirant decided to be straight.

OH WELL.

No.106902

>>106895
Make yourself scarce. And try not to breathe.

No.106905

>>106895
HIDE UNDER THE BED

No.106906

>>106895
Don't let Celestia give you any shit. Stay in bed by your marefriend. Celestia will respect you for it in the end.

No.106907

Ah c'mon guys.

>>106895

Let her enter. There is nothing much to hide now and, considering out last convo with her - no reason. Besides, tricking Celestia…

No.106909

Ask Luna what she wants us to do

No.106910

>>106907
Our last conversation with her on this matter ended with her expressly saying she didn't want to walk in on us in this situation again.

No.106914

>>106909
This
Quietly ask her what we should do
Also
>leaving Luna's crown on the table

No.106915

>>106909
As in, she might not want Celestia knowing we just fucked

No.106919

>>106915
But we didn't:
>>106901

No.106922

>>106910
Then she shouldn't walk into Luna's room. It's up to Luna who gets to sleep with her. It's none of Celestia's business.

No.106925

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No.106926

>>106922

>Rules lawyering with an angry Princess Celestia


Jolly gee that sounds like a good plan

No.106927

>>106895
Put a shirt on.

No.106928

>>106915
I guess that makes sense. If Luna doesn't want Celestia to know, we can try to hide it for her sake, being the nice guy we are.

No.106933

>>106909
>>106928

Well then ask Luna and if the latter has nothing to hide and has no issue with that - don't even bother to change your place and position. No need to play silly games.

No.106937

Wait, so we DIDN'T pork Luna?

No.106939

No.106940

>>106895
>>106897
>>106898
>>106899
>>106902

You quickly let go of Luna and get up out of bed, tossing on your wrinkled, slightly baggy shirt before turning to try and straighten the sheets while Luna eyes you weirdly.
You're halfway under the bed when you feel yourself getting dragged out by a foot, and you look down to see a magic aura matching Luna's coat color around your foot.
"What are you doing?" she says with a gentle laugh, pulling you out in front of the bed as she hops down and walks to your side, "You do remember she saw me all over you in the infirmary? Why are you trying to hide?"

>>106909
"Well, what do you want me to do?" You whisper, panic in your voice as you imagine the worst.

Luna stifles a giggle as she picks you up with her magic and lays you out on the bed again.
"Just relax, we'll see what my sister wants," she smiles, shaking her head a little, "Sometimes I think you over think things."

With that, she walks to the big doors and gently opens the left one, nodding to her sister and allowing her to walk in.

Celestia looks a bit irritated, which explains the tone of voice she called with before.
She carries two items with her, both gently floating behind her as she strides into the room, towards the bed as Luna shuts the door behind her.

She strides to a small table on the opposite side of the large room, motioning for you and Luna to join her as the two items are placed on the table. From your position you can make the items out.
One is a newspaper.
The other is Luna's crown.

No.106944

>>106940

Look at the newspaper. Prepare to drop spaghetti.

No.106945

>>106940
Oh I can just guess what's plastered all over the tabloids.

No.106948

>>106940
HERE WE GO
damn paparazzi

No.106949

>>106940
Oh god, the tabloids

No.106951

>>106940
(watch Luna's reaction as well)

No.106959

Laugh and dance a merry jig

Best to to go out with a bang

No.106963

>>106940
oh sod…

No.106964

>>106940
You and Luna take seats beside one another, across from Celestia, who pushes the newspaper in your direction silently while Luna floats her crown into place, the crown forming a stark contrast to her still ruffled mane, though she looks no less radiant than normal.

You look at the newspaper, not even needing to read the words to guess what the headline is as you get a view of the cover photo.

The picture is a bit slanted, obviously taken quickly and discreetly for fear of being compromised. And it's no wonder, you would've wrung someone's neck over this, most likely.

Plastered on the front of the newspaper, and you can only assume EVERY newspaper, is a picture of Luna laying across the table, mugs of cider cast askew, her hooves around you as she kisses you. The picture shows her kissing you so hard her nose scrunches up, her disheveled appearance complimenting her lewd actions well. They got it right as it happened, since you appear to be sitting slightly back with your hands just starting to come up to hug her as well.

Finally you read the headline.

"New species apparently great for kissing. Princess falls victim to his charms!"

Oh god.

No.106965

>>106050
>Plus, this way you get a rewritten sex scene. I don't see how you lose anything from this.
I don't see any reason why there couldn't be two real sex scenes. You already wrote the other one.

No.106967

>>106964
Bwhahahaha, spaghetti time!

No.106968

>>106964
Well. How did they even get that picture? I thought the paparazzi had cleared out by the time we had started drinking.

No.106969

>>106964
"Wherefore."

No.106970

My suggestion still stands, btw:
>>106951
Don't react until you know how to react.

No.106971

>>106964
>"New species apparently great for kissing. Princess falls victim to his charms!"
Now all the mares will want to give you a test ride…

No.106972

>>106964
Shit eating grin time

No.106973

>>106968

Looks like somepony was hungry for a scandalous scoop.

Anyway all in all it's not too bad. So what >>106972 said.

No.106974

>>106971
>Luna becomes jealous
>turns into NMM
>end of quest

Perfect

No.106975

>>106964
Sigh and wipe your face in frustration

No.106976

>>106972
>>106973
You do know that would most likely result in us getting hit, or at least yelled at?

No.106977

>>106964

It's not our fault we secrete those kind of pheromones.

No.106978

>>106976

Says you.

No.106979

>>106976
Eugh, yes I am well aware of this.

No.106980

>>106964
Bow your head in shame.
Bow it!

No.106981

>>106978
he's right though, it probably wouldn't go over well

No.106982

>>106964
'I'm gonna find the prick responsible for this, and I'm gonna throttle him.'

No.106983

redplayer pls

No.106985

>>106981
I'm fairly certain it was a joke

No.106987

Free Shrugs

No.106989

>>106985
>Asp takes it as a serious suggestion
>we get launched out the window
around quests, be never at rest

No.106990

>>106964
You keep reading, Luna leaning to look over your shoulder and gasping as she reads, blushing furiously the whole while.

"Photographic evidence shows Princess Luna showing the royal guest some royal treatment mere hours after he was revealed to the public! How long has he really been there? Is Princess Luna just eager for some loving? Does the new species have some kind of irresistible charm? What about Princess Celestia?
Some theorize he has been hidden from us for months, possibly years, and may have had something to do with the recent incident near the quiet town of Ponyville…"

You put the newspaper down and wipe your face with a hand as Luna picks it up to continue reading.

Celestia is looking at you expectantly, perhaps waiting for you to say something.

No.106991

>>106990
What do you want from me?
An apology for some creep taking a photo?

No.106993

>>106990

Oh goodness how embarrassing. Mumble an apology.

No.106994

>>106990
I thought the place was empty. The Princess and ourselves got into a celebratory drinking match, and it ended up this way. Not that I'm complaining, aside from the scandal.
Who even took those pictures, anyway?

No.106995

>>106990
Hmm, yeha, I still say wait for Luna's turn. Or, even, give her "that" look, like, "what do".

No.106996

>>106989
I have faith in Aspirant to not be as socially inept as some

No.106997

>>106990

Perhaps we should have retired to our quarters first.

No.106998

>>106990
Apologize for losing control of yourself.

No.106999

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No.107002

>remember Lunaquest is on
>come here
>read the last 15 posts made by Aspirant
Welp. It was nice knowing you, guys.

No.107003

>>106990
You're uncertain what to do but mumble an apology as Luna puts the newspaper down.

"Look at the newspaper again," Luna says, pushing it to you.

>Spot check

>I forget my old rules, so 4 1d10 rolls
>Target is 30

No.107004

>>107003
roll

Rolled 5 = 5

No.107005

No.107006

>>107003

Rolled 2 = 2

No.107007

>>107004
f*ck everything

No.107008

Uh oh.

No.107010

>>107006
…I'm just not going to roll anymore tonight.

No.107011

No.107012

>>107003
Here we go…

Rolled 3 = 3

No.107013

>>107006
Fucking red player.

No.107014

>>107010
Like you say every time

No.107015

oiuds

Rolled 2 = 2

No.107016

>>107008
>>107011
dammit guys
what if these were HAPPY ROLLS?

No.107017

>>107003

inb4 catastrophe

Rolled 8 = 8

No.107019

Questanon is a perceptionless ape,
Someone is going to have to point it out to us AND probably even read it aloud.

No.107020

No.107021

>>107010
You say that every session. And yet here we are, you failing monumentally once again!

Missed you.

No.107023

>12
welp
here we go

No.107024

>>107015

ANONYMOOOUUUUSS

Rolled 1 = 1

No.107025

>>107014
Difference is I mean it this time.
>>107013
And you can't pin this just on me. There were three other people who could have picked up that slack.

No.107027

>>107024
YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

No.107028

>>107024

>forgot to undice


woopsies

No.107030

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Welp

No.107031

>>107010
please do so for real today

No.107036

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>every time Red Player rolls

No.107039

>>107025
The difference is they're anonymous so they don't have an identity to direct their hatred towards
You complain about it, but it's your fault

No.107051

>>107039
>hatred
It's mostly harmless jibbing, not actual hatred.

No.107053

>>107051
sometimes it can be a bit hard to tell

No.107054

>>107051
You'd be surprised, but that talk is for someplace that isn't here.

No.107055

>>107003

>>107004
>>107006
>>107012
>>107015
[10/30; Failure]

You look back over the newspaper, but don't notice anything different about it.

"What am I supposed to be seeing here?"

"Read the rest of the article," Luna says, watching you as intently as her sister.

You start from the beginning, reading once again.

"Photographic evidence shows Princess Luna showing the royal guest some royal treatment mere hours after he was revealed to the public! How long has he really been there? Is Princess Luna just eager for some loving? Does the new species have some kind of irresistible charm? What about Princess Celestia?
Some theorize he has been hidden from us for months, possibly years, and may have had something to do with the recent incident near the quiet town of Ponyville…"

You look at Luna, who pushes the air, telling you to go on. You skip the rest of that paragraph and move on.

"Reports from castle guards say that this guest has romanced not only the Princesses, but a fair amount of wait staff and was even seen courting some royal guards! He's been reported to have hit it off with Captain Shining Armor, recently married to Princess Cadence. With such powerful connections, is this 'man' now beyond reproach for his behavior?"

"And to our beloved guest, should he be reading this; We hope your future with the Princesses is a fruitful one, full of love and good tidings. And if it doesn't work out, there are plenty of nice mares down here at the newsroom who'd love to get to know you, above allegations true or not."

No.107058

>>107055
Haha time for harem quest

No.107059

>>107055
"Wait staff?! Royal guards?! SHINING ARMOR?! WHAT?!"

No.107060

>>107055
But that's preposterous. Who the devil is feeding these ponies that hogwash?

No.107061

>>107055
>He's been reported to have hit it off with Captain Shining Armor
my sides

No.107062

>>107055
Time to look bewildered.

No.107063

>>107055
Set it down and ask if this is a tabloid or a reputable newspaper.

No.107064

>>107055
Oh my. They think we're banging the guards. And where did they get the idea about the staff from? Someone has been giving them false information?

No.107065

>>107061
We should nod. "Shiney's totally rad, bro. Like, gnarly in the sack."

No.107066

>>107063
I don't think such question even stands here.

>>107055
Call it a bull, especially the part with other romance lines

No.107068

>>107065
As funny as that would be, they wouldn't get it.

No.107069

TIME TO USE DAT PERSUSHUN SKIL!

No.107070

>>107055

Shining, Golden, and Bear are our friends, nothing more.

The rest is nothing but lies conjured up by some guards with too much time on their hooves.

No.107072

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No.107073

>>107069
To do what, tell the truth?

No.107075

We should just ask the Princesses what they make of it, before we start giving our own mind.

'He doth protest too loudly,' is an adage that comes to mind.

No.107078

>>107073
Well, yes? Because everything in the newspaper is a lie, after all.

No.107079

>>107055
"On a scale of 'not even for toilet paper' to 'esteemed journal', exactly how respected is this paper?"

No.107080

>>107073
To persuade the entire pony population we aren't fucking everything

No.107082

Consult the stars using our astronomy skill
Then cook the tabloids a big fuck you cake in the shape of a penis

No.107083

>>107055
>>107059
>>107060
>>107062
"…..Huh?"

Luna stifles a laugh before pointing to the information below the article.

"Written by: FirstPlaceGuard
A satire of modern events. The above image is doctored, and the above article made in jest. Though we do wish our esteemed guest good tidings and a pleasant future."

No.107086

>>107080

Damn racists, that's a stereotype and they know it.

No.107087

>>107083
Oh
Well okay then

No.107088

>>107083
>Celestia and Luna have censored the real story
FUCKING COMMUNISTS

No.107089

>>107083
Wait, so… what is Celestia so upset about?

No.107091

>>107083

Time to drop our spaghetti and burst into treats.

No.107092

>>107083
So the story has been swept under the rug, as it were.
I guess this is a warning to be more careful in the future?

No.107093

>>107083
Start laughing and ask if either of them had a hoof in this.

No.107095

>>107083
"Well, I guess nothing to worry about then?"

No.107096

Call Celestia a silly pony and then wait for it to all blow over with a nice cuppa tea

No.107098

>>107093

"Whoa, looks like you have your hooves wrapped around an editor's neck the same way I had my dick wrapped around your sister's g-spot, Celestia."

No.107099

>>107093
Of course Celestia had a hoof in this. It's classic damage control.

No.107100

>>107083
Huh.
Well then.

No.107101

>>107098
Red Player/Sentenal pls
pls

No.107102

>>107101
>implying either of those two know what the g-spot is

No.107103

>>107093
I wouldn't laugh. It doesn't look like celestia like to have to perform damage control like this.

No.107105

>>107083
>>107089
"…Wait, if this article is fake, why are you angry, Princess?"

Celestia sighs, then smiles warmly, "Because, pupil, that picture is real. And it did get to the most read tabloid. However, we have a certain member of our staff who writes most the popular articles for that tabloid. Through sheer luck, you were spared a real article being written and far harsher consequences being implemented on you."

No.107106

>>107099
>trollestia
pls go
pls

No.107108

>>107105
"…Yaaaay."
Break out into cold sweat.

No.107109

>>107102
>implying it isn't between the f-spot and the h-spot

No.107110

>>107105
So this is a warning, then? To be a fair bit more discrete about things?

No.107111

>>107105
>far harsher
Ask her what this means. I want to know what the sweetly serene majesty that is Princess Celestia is truly capable of.

No.107112

>>107105
Give a sigh of relief

No.107113

>>107105

Apologize

We'll be more careful next time

No.107114

>>107105
"I promise to remember to check for windows and skylights next time."

No.107115

>>107105
>we have a certain member of our staff who writes most the popular articles for that tabloid.

…Golden?
that seems like him

No.107116

>>107105
Say we will try to be more careful next time, but at the same time we aren't going to hide from anyone, otherwise, it would drag even more attention and will be just plain silly.

No.107118

>>107105
Ask her to please stop interfering

No.107119

>>107118
And when the next tabloid gets a hold of a scoop like this, dragging Luna's name through the mud? You expect her to just step aside and let that happen?

No.107121

>>107119
>what is a joke

No.107123

>>107121
>redplayer

No.107124

>>107121
shitty joke.

No.107125

>>107123
Shit, you're right. How could I not have known.

No.107126

>>107121
Jokes are supposed to be funny.

No.107127

>>107124
>>107121
>implying I was joking
Shit's getting annoying yo

No.107129

>>107126
Anon, you're not funny but you are most definitely a joke

No.107131

And here's where I disappear for half an hour. Don't burn the place down.

No.107132

Stop.

No.107133

>>107127
You're annoying

No.107134

>>107131
fucking finally

No.107136

>>107131
>implying we aren't going to be able to actually do things now

>>107133
disssssssss

No.107137

>>107132
In the name of love.

No.107139

>>107105

>>107115
"Very good," Celestia says approvingly, "Though I suppose his handle gives that away if you know his real name."


She continues, "The member of the kitchen staff who took the picture has since been relocated. However, based on this scenario, I'm going to take some precautions to ensure this doesn't happen again, until a more appropriate time frame has been established. But I don't wish to be cruel about it, you just need to stay out of the public eye."

"So I give you a choice, and you may consult Luna as you see fit. You may stay here in the castle, but your time with Luna will be henceforth restricted, since apparently neither of you can control your….urges."

Luna begins to protest as Celestia continues, "Or, and I believe this is the preferred choice, the two of you will quietly slip out of the castle and to one of the few retreats we have that the public doesn't know about. This one would be to the North, well past the Everfree, in a land of cold and snow, where you would live together until an announcement about your union could be made without upsetting the public more than it already would."

"This is assuming, of course, that you feel that strongly about Luna to accept living alone with her in a remote location."

Celestia rises from her seat and shows herself to the door, "But I recommend getting a shower first, both of you. The cleaning staff won't ask anything about the room, but if the two of you go anywhere smelling of sweat…well, you get the idea."

And with that, she shuts the door, leaving you and Luna to think over her proposal.

No.107142

>>107139
>The cleaning staff won't ask anything about the room, but if the two of you go anywhere smelling of sweat…well, you get the idea."
WHY ARE WE SWEATY ASPIRANT?
WHY IS THE ROOM QUESTIONABLE?

No.107143

Celestia is a bit of a cunt.

No.107144

>>107139
>"This is assuming, of course, that you feel that strongly about Luna to accept living alone with her in a remote location."
YES PLEAS

No.107145

>>107142
Because of massage. Quite exhausting work.

No.107147

>>107139
Well, what does SHE think?

No.107148

>>107139
Alone alone or alone with staff?

No.107149

>>107142
You still haven't asked Luna about what exactly happened last night, it could be more or less than what you think you remember.

No.107150

Is Luna comfortable with this?
She runs part of the kingdom too and will need to bring the night regardless of where we are.

No.107153

>>107139

Ask Luna what she would prefer to do.

No.107155

>>107149
We really should, so shit doesn't get awkward the next time it happens

No.107157

>>107153
>>107147
Not now, later.

No.107160

>>107149
>>107155
And this one is NOW, because the best opportunity after Celestia's statement.

Altho, it kind of silly that we can't remember anything at all but Luna does. Too far stretched, Asp

No.107161

>>107139
>>107148
You get up quickly and open the door, calling out your question to Celestia before she can get too far down the hall.

She walks back to speak at a reasonable volume, "Alone. Just the two of you. I would have guards disguised as travelers check on you every other day and drop off supplies, but it would be up to the two of you to cook, clean, and so on. That, and Luna still has her duties of raising the moon, though she can do that anywhere so long as she isn't exhausted. Give it some thought, I'll expect an answer from you by dinner tonight."

No.107162

>>107157
I'm pretty sure that was a given

No.107164

>>107160
I didn't say you couldn't remember anything, I said you're having issues determining what was reality and what was your imagination.

You know SOMETHING happened, you're just confused on details.

No.107165

>>107164
Now is as good a time as any

No.107169

I think we should ask why Celestia wishes to hide her sister and ourselves away in some sex retreat.

No.107177

>>107169
So we don't cause a scandal you blunter.

No.107179

>>107165
Tell the truth.
Tell her we might have had a bit more than we could have handled and don't remember exactly what happened last night. Ask if she wouldn't mind filling in some blank spots.

No.107182

>>107169
Celestia laughs, actually laughs, and has to put a hoof to her mouth to stifle her laughter for a moment until she can settle down.

"Well, I wouldn't have phrased it QUITE like that," she says with a grin, "But I am not without compassion. I know she cares deeply for you, and you for her. You both wish for time with one another, but every second here is a second someone could find out and make things far more difficult for you down the road. Now, if you think you can handle that, if you think you'd rather stay here for convenience, then so be it. But otherwise, I think this is a valuable opportunity for you two to spend time together, to familiarize yourselves with each others habits before you commit to something greater than a drunken fling."

She pauses, before bowing her head at you, "And I apologize for how I may sound when I say that. I just desire to see the two of you happy, without having to jump through anymore hoops than you need to at a later time."

"Now, if that's all?"

No.107183

>>107150
It's already known that Celestia can do her job if she has to.

No.107184

>>107177
Well, yeah, but she's being a bit hasty. Once instance of us getting caught being a little obnoxious in public, and we're getting carted off to a sex retreat or being limited the time we spend together.

No.107186

>>107182
Why exactly would ponies finding out make things difficult? Why even try to hide it at all?
If no attempt is made to keep it secret, it won't be as big a deal to the news.

No.107187

>>107182

Is today's lesson cancelled ?

No.107189

>>107179
>Ask if she wouldn't mind filling in some blank spots.
This might potentially lead to her showing us what happened. We might even fill some of her spots

No.107190

>>107182
That's all.

>>107186
After one little fling Celestia got scared. She's now telling us to freshen up so we can be sent away to a safer area. If do everything right we may become a prince.

No.107192

>>107190
>After one little fling Celestia got scared
Hot damn, this is literally the plot to a raunchy Fresh Prince

No.107194

>>107190
Then we shall begin phase 3 of the 5 phase plan.

No.107195

>>107190
I got in one little fling and Celeste got scared,
something something something you know the words

No.107197

>>107192
You bastard. I choked on my chewing gum.

No.107199

>>107192
>>107195
At least two of you got it.

No.107200

I got nothing.

Where do we go?

No.107202

>>107186
"You have to consider the view they have on this. You were just revealed to exist to them yesterday. And the next day, a fake article about you wooing everyone in the castle appears. Now how would they react if you and Luna got the press together and told them you were in love? Suddenly, that article looks a bit more like the truth, don't you think?"

She shakes her head, "You could do that, if the two of you really wanted to, but I wouldn't advise it. While public opinion wouldn't affect you too much, I think it's best to stay on the better side of it regardless."

"But in the end, I leave the choice to Luna and yourself."

No.107203

>>107200
To boldly go where no m-

No, wait, we went there last session.

No.107204

>>107192
My sides.

No.107205

>>107190

I don't believe we would become a prince, but a royal consort.

No.107209

>>107205
>After one little fling Celestia got scared
>freshen up
>prince
>safer area
He's making references and shit

No.107210

>>107199
I thought it too, just wasn't going to say anything.
What if we get there and there is this Celestia appointed Zecora-like love guru there that gives Questanon genuinely helpful advice and life help?

No.107211

>>107202
I say let us leave thinking for later. Bath first.

No.107212

>>107202
So it comes down to whether we want to reveal our relationship with the princess to the public, or hide away with her in a remote location where we can have sex with her anywhere anytime…

No.107213

>>107202
Fuck off already Celestia you're third-wheeling like a champ

No.107214

>>107202
Let's ask Luna about what happened last night.

No.107215

>>107211
Yes. Shower or bath first. With Luna. Interesting things may happen.

No.107216

>>107215
>>107214
>>107211
COMBO POSTS
TRIPLES
TRIPLES
TRIPLES
TRIPLES

No.107217

>>107214
We can ask her during the bath. Perhas this will be the leading question to something a bit more private, than just a bath…

No.107218

>>107212
Or basically live in the castle with some moderation in place so you two don't get busy in public or anything like that.

Hint: Depending on your choice there may be timeskips or not. Probably since I feel everyone's getting restless.

No.107219

>>107217
NO SEX ALLOWED

No.107221

DECISION TIME:

EITHER VOTE CASTLE OR RETREAT

OR ASK LUNA FIRST

DECIDE NOW

No.107223

>>107221
I think we both want to go on a retreat

No.107224

>Luna, what happened last night?
>"Y-you don't remember our first time?!";_;

No.107225

>>107219
shut up red player

No.107226

>>107221
Vacation would be nice indeed.

No.107227

>>107221

Ask Luna first

No.107228

>>107224
I know, right: >>107160

No.107229

>>107221
>>107223
Did we even ask Luna yet?

No.107230

>>107224
Just ask her to show us

Wang bang we're inside a horse

No.107231

>>107202
"Well…uh…thank you," you say, bowing in return to Celestia.

"Just treat her as she should be treated," Celestia says as she turns about, heading off to the other sections of the castle to perform her royal duties.

You re-enter Luna's chambers and shut the door, seeing her pondering at the table, her crown set on top of the newspaper.

No.107232

>>107218
Getting busy in public would probably be a bad idea regardless. Unless ponies have a very relaxed view on sex. But I don't see why the public would consider us having a relationship with Luna a bad thing. At worst it would just be like with any other Celebrity thing - news would write about it and people talk about it for a while, and then it gets old and noone would think it a big deal anymore.

>>107219
Don't be such a party pooper.

No.107233

>>107221
I agree on asking Luna. But the retreat doesn't sound so bad, even if the reason is pretty stupid.

However lame the excuse, getting to spend time alone with Luna can't be a bad thing.

No.107234

>>107232
>Getting busy in public would probably be a bad idea regardless. Unless ponies have a very relaxed view on sex
>Aspirant will never finish exhibitionism ponies

No.107235

>>107234
Technically it's humanized.

No.107236

>>107231
Ask her what she wants to do, that's obviously what she is thinking about now.
Leaving her duties at the castle probably isn't easy.

No.107237

>>107235
Exhibitionism thing? I'm not familiar with that. IS that some other quest/fic you're working on?

No.107238

Just give Celestia the dick
Oh and then Golden for helping us out

They quite clearly need it

No.107240

>>107221
>>107231
You take your seat next to Luna, your mind already made up on what you want.

But it's only right to ask what she wants, so you do.

Luna sighs, putting a hoof under her chin as she thinks aloud.

"Well, I know my sister can run everything if need be. But since my return, I wanted to play a role in managing Equestria again. My only true duty is to raise the moon, though I usually patrol the grounds from time to time, and very rarely get to see a guest."

She smiles, "But I think I could give that up to spend time with you. Unless…you think that'd be too much time together?"

No.107241

Why is questers actin' so cray-cray?

No.107243

>>107241
They always ackin' cray-cray bout tha bootay.

No.107244

>>107238
>Just give Celestia the dick
We should probably ask Luna if it's okay with her first though.

>Oh and then Golden for helping us out

Are we gay now?
How about just letting him DP one or both princesses with us instead.
It's not gay if it's inside a vagina.

No.107245

>>107240
I think we should go for it. If Luna wants to, it would be nice to get away from all the annoying things distracting us from what really matters: Hot pony princess sex.

No.107246

>>107241
Not seeing it, unless I miss few posts. I don't read all fothem because I've got a bit tired and rally don't understand what the hell is goig on with the quest and where it goes.

>>107240
Well, if Luna wants to stay in the Castle than I see no reason to go against her wish? In the end, we are quite indifferent to any choice since we wil be with her.

No.107247

>>107245
How did I know this was why some would pick it.

No.107248

>>107244
can't tell if ironic shitposting or for serious.

No.107249

>>107240
I just want you to be happy, whatever the situation.

No.107250

>>107240
I think we should stay.
She shouldn't have to discard her wish just so that we can have sex with her whenever we want.
It will just make the times when we CAN see each other that much sweeter.

No.107251

>>107247
>emphasise that it would just be us two
>alone
>with no staff
>not expecting sexual assumptions

No.107252

>>107240

We should stay and encourage Luna's wish to have a more active part in the kingdom.

No.107253

>>107247
Because isn't this a horse sex quest? I was told this was a horse sex quest. It's so obviously a horse sex quest. i mean, what else could be other than a horse sex quest? Don't tell me it's more than a horse sex quest. if you tell me it's more than a horse sex quest then it'll be more than a horse sex quest and I don't want it to be anything other than a horse sex quest. Man.

No.107254

>>107251
I was joking anon, I know what I'm doing.

Although one on one is good for feels too y'know.

>>107253
10/10

No.107257

>>107253
Well it is a horse sex quest

No.107258

>>107224
This is why we have to try to admit our tolerance to alcohol is a bit lower than hers.

We didn't forget. We're pretty sure we remember about half of it. But we'd appreciate it if she could fill in some blanks.

No.107259

>>107245
>>107246
>>107250
>>107252

I honestly don't care, I'm fine with both. Whatever others will pick up. Vacation sounds good, more personal relationships development. Satying in the Castle because of Luna equals +luna points, right? Win/win.

No.107262

>>107257
and more thankfully, mai waifu is not a slut and you can get your sex greentexts in the general and ask sentenal to find a specific on you want.

No.107263

Let's get our willy wet and sufficiently embedded in blue vag

No.107265

>>107259
I agree. We should probably just let her decide. Tell her that whatever she wants is fine with us, because we want her to be happy.

No.107267

I think it is time for a break here. Until next session.

No.107268

Let's stay for Luna's sake.
She's been disconnected from ruling long enough and to deny her that would be unfair.

No.107269

>>107263
Fuck off.

No.107270

>>107240
"So, you want to go to this retreat?" you ask, confirming her decision.

She nods slowly before looking into your eyes, "Yes. As long as I have you, I'm happy. And…we could spend all our time together, in a new environment. That'd be exciting, wouldn't it?"

[Alright final choice time, let's hear it.]

No.107271

>>107267
Yeah. Getting late.

No.107272

>>107270
I want you to be happy and I would be fine with staying if it meant you could help the kingdom.

No.107273

It's only 9:30

No.107274

>>107270
Yes. If she wants it too, then we do. It would allow us to get to know her more intimately - and hopefully not just the insides of her marecunt.

No.107276

>>107270
Well, final decision: kind of unfair to Luna so I say we stay and help her with her wish to sit besides her sister.

No.107277

>>107270
Stay.
Don't make her give up her wish for us.

No.107278

>>107273
Depends on your location. It's 3:30am here.

No.107279

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>Luna Quest today
>I had to work
Why is life so cruel

No.107282

>>107269
lol stay mad

No.107283

>>107271
>>107267
Er, we've hardly done anything, that's a silly idea

No.107285

Let's go, Luna wants to

No.107286

No.107288

>>107267
>>107271
>getting late
It's not even 3am. Most of the time these quests would run until 5-6am.

No.107289

>>107270
>>107272
>>107276
>>107277
The idea of the two of you alone for so long is tempting, real tempting. But this is about more than just physically pleasing Luna, though you plan to do that too when you can.

"I think we should stay," you say.

Luna is visibly surprised, and for a moment looks sad.

"Do you…not wish to spend more time with me?"

No.107290

>>107288
I know. That's beyond late though. If I stay up until 6am I'll just end up having a headache for a week.

No.107294

>>107290
So sorry, we should all stop for you
There are two autistic cappers for this quest remember

No.107295

>>107289
"That's not it at all. You said it yourself. You want to rule alongside your sister. I can't have you throw that away for me. That would just be selfish."

No.107296

>>107289
Tell her you do want, so very large want. But didn't she just said she actually had some long-term goals as well, beside our silly romance? Why not totry to combine both?

No.107298

>>107289
Sure, but I don't want to unfairly take you away from your obligations here, unlike you, I don't have much tying me here now.
So I don't think I should make that choice.

No.107299

>>107289

If we stay she'll be able to take a more active role like she wished. She'll also be able to interact more with her subjects.

No.107300

>>107289
We would love nothing more than to spend time with her, but don't want her to throw away her dreams because of us.

No.107301

>>107294
Well, he is not the only one. Me too.

No.107302

>chance to have the quest literally revolve around the two of us
>not taking it
WHEREFORE

No.107304

>>107301
How did you survive when the quests BEGAN only 40 minutes ago and lasted until 2:00am?

No.107305

>>107302
I don't know, man.

The part of me that demands I stay in character says we don the right thing.

The part that wants waifuing and a bit of sex says we should take the mountain retreat option.

No.107309

>>107302
Why not stay?
>we get there and it turns out Luna is unhappy being unable to take a role in the kingdom and homesick

No.107310

>>107289
>>107295
"That's not it at all. You said it yourself. You want to rule alongside your sister. I can't have you throw that away for me. That would just be selfish."

Luna sits and ponders these words for a moment, before getting up and putting her front hooves firmly around your neck and kissing you deeply.

When she breaks the kiss she leans into the hug and whispers "Thank you," into your ear. Her whole body presses against yours as she leans upon you for support.

No.107312

>>107302
So long as these faggots don't decide to go off on massive broquesting tangents with Bear and Golden, spending ages mulling over the variables of choosing astronomy or persuasion, and don't spend all their time trying to learn everything about the universe from Celestia, we should get summaries of the day's events in a couple of posts then the rest of the quest can be devoted to Luna and us.

We can only hope.

No.107313

>>107302
opting to stay for her sake seems like the more heartwarming option

No.107314

No.107317

>>107310
Hold her while keeping a watchful eye on the windows.

No.107318

>>107310
Return the hug.
"No. Thank YOU."

No.107319

>>107310
go on, answer her…

No.107321

>>107314
>bringing that shit here
No anon, you are the autism.

No.107323

>>107310
Hug that horse.

No.107330

>>107310
Yeah what everyones saying i guess

we still need to work out how much happened last night

No.107333

>>107321
but that shit is about the quest and its future you retard

No.107334

>>107310
>>107318
>>107323
>>107319
You return the hug, giving her a kiss in return as you pull her onto your lap, her hind legs straddling you.

She can't help but giggle, "My sister lectures us on behaving like this, and not even ten minutes later you're at it again."

No.107338

>>107334
What can I say, I'm incorrigible.

No.107339

>>107334
"I'll try to cool it"

No.107340

>>107333
[s]Eh, kinda not really. We're pretty far along this one so I'm not going to bother forcing you guys one way or another.

If I do another one of these I'll likely do it under that new mentality though.[s]

No.107343

>>107334
She's right. Take her off our lap and tell her that we will do a bit of cleaning up while she showers.

No.107344

>>107334
Chuckle a bit. "It is not like anyone is going to see us here anyway."

No.107345

>>107333
Well if you're mad about it then leave.

No.107346

>>107334

We find it difficult to control ourselves when she is around.

No.107347

>>107334
'Have you not seen my tattoos? They call me Mr Cool Ice in my own world.'

No.107349

But yeah, we need to get that damn bath already. Unless Aspirant plans some erotic stuff for it and we have to move it to next session (I'm ok with that).

No.107350

>>107339
"Maybe you want to cool my tool with your juices, princess?"

No.107353

>>107350
Libido pls

No.107354

>>107334
"I'll behave."
Let's hit those showers.

No.107355

>>107343
Or we could lift her up and carry her into the shower while kissing her, our crotches touching through our clothes.

No.107359

>>107349
If I give you a bath sex scene, the session will end and there's going to be time skips next session most likely.

If that's preferable to you guys, I can toss you that bone.

No.107360

>>107350
Libidoanon, calm yo self.

No.107361

Alright, just got off work

THIS is how you ask Luna.

You admit last night is a bit fuzzy, your tolerance is a bit lower than you let on. Assure her that you do know remember most if not all of last night, but you're having trouble figuring out which parts are memories and which parts are just you daydreaming about (INSERT HUMOROUS COMPLEMENT OF LUNA'S ASS HERE).

For someone with high persuasion you sure suck at talking.

No.107364

>>107359
We need practice waifuing instead of screwing. Do a bit of cleaning while she showers.

No.107365

>>107359
Well, I'm fine with that, we can clear some ting up here and go to bath and organize the begining. Continue later.

But that's just me.

No.107367

>>107359
please no
we already had one lackluster first time in the bath, don't make us have another one

No.107368

No.107370

>>107359
I would prefer extending the session, if that's alright with you.

No.107371

>>107359
Shower/bath sex please. We can do more waifuing next session.

No.107373

No.107374

>>107371
lel seconding

No.107375

Guys, we've already fucked Luna.

We can spend some time with her, as a couple, rather than dicking her. We don't know what more sex could lead to, it could bite us in the ass.

No.107377

>>107371
please no, we already have a sex scene

No.107378

>>107375
HOW DO WE KNOW
WE DON'T KNOW

No.107379

>>107361
That discussion passed, man.

No.107380

>>107375
If we do fuck Luna again I say first we make an overdramatic show of checking for cameras first.

No.107381

>>107377
Penis needs more

No.107383

>>107375
Sure, but the bath/shower seems like too good an opportunity to give up. That could be hot.

But then again, I guess we could always have shower sex with her at a later time too.

No.107384

>>107379

If thats the case someone forgot to tell >>107378

No.107385

>>107367
>>107364
>>107368
>>107370
next session, next opportunity: please no!
another session: please no again

Sound about right, someone is having fun while other wasted their time.

No.107386

>>107384
We can only allude to it

I still think we should find out

No.107388

>>107381
>>>/mlpg/
Oh look, I found lots.

No.107389

Personally I think bath scene could be good opportunity for some oral action alongside with feels and silly fun play.

But there are some people don't want to mix these even if everyone is going to benefit. Oh well.

No.107390

>>107385
>implying you don't pitch a bitchfit every time there isn't instant gratification
If you want empty sex greentexts, go back to MLPG. There are plenty of people who will indulge you there.

No.107392

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>>107381
Here you go.

No.107393

>>107390
>implying you aren't the same fag who always against sex scenes

No.107394

>>107388
Penis will not have enough until Aspirant runs Hollow Sound Alicorn quest.

>>107389
Save that for the very last session. It could come after the quest proper was over.

No.107395

>>107386
Which is exactly what I suggested how to go about doing without shooting ourselves in the foot.

No.107397

>>107392
>futa
>cockfucking
NO

No.107400

>>107389
I've never had a feel other than "dirty" reading smut.

No.107401

>>107394
>Penis will not have enough until Aspirant runs Hollow Sound Alicorn quest.
Count me in!

>Save that for the very last session. It could come after the quest proper was over.

Why?

No.107402

>>107395
Exactly, which is why I'm confused why you think no one told me

No.107403

>>107397
It's not only cockfucking. There's also some vaginal urethra fucking afterwards.

No.107406

>>107400
fuck off redplayer

No.107408

>>107393
>you aren't the shitposting anon who posts about giving the dick every chance you get

No.107410

>>107373
>Haha, ow.
I'm kidding, you know ilu.

No.107412

>>107406
That wasn't me.

No.107413

>>107401
So that everyone can get what they want. The waifuers can get their waifuing and the horsefuckers can get that cookbook.

No.107415

>>107412
and he's back, fun's over

No.107416

>>107402
Well I just got here because I worked today. Just wanted to get my two cents in.

No.107418

>>107413
Oh my yes. The cookbook. Almost forgot about that. We need to bring that back up later. That can wait for a later session though.

Shower sex first.

No.107420

Aspirant

Executive decision

No.107421

I'd like to skip shower sexings and continue with the session.

We just got Luna Quest on the ball, right after a rough sphincter slamming last session. I'd prefer more development.

No.107424

>>107415
Oh yes, arguing amongst yourselves seems super fun. Guess we'll have to stop that, though.

No.107425

You questers really are pathetic.

Aspirant… I am so sorry you are putting yourself through this just so some anons can "enjoy" themselves.

No.107426

>>107421
I'd like more development too - AFTER the shower sex.

No.107428

>>107408
Haha, it is kinda fun but I'm not that retard. I find him quite childish.

No.107429

>>107334
You sigh, "Yeah, I guess you're right," and make a show of picking her up and removing her from yourself, much to her surprise.

She playfully whines "Nooooo~!" until you set her down, then giggles and pecks you on the cheek. "Celestia was right though, we could use a shower."

"You go on ahead, I'll clean up or something," you reply.

"No, you need one too and the room is fine. No funny ideas though, alright?"

Before you can reply she grabs your shirt in a magical grip and drags you to a door to the right of the table, opening it and dragging you into the large bathroom.
The tiles of the walls are colored like dusk, with tiles forming little clouds near the ceiling. Perhaps one that was colored like night would be too dark, you think, just before Luna yanks your shirt off.
She giggles as she tosses it to the tiled floor, then heads to a curtained stall. You look to the far end of the bathroom and see a large tub, the two apparently separate just because.

Luna turns the shower on, accidentally dousing herself in cold water and yelping before laughing nervously as the water heats up.

The sight of her, soaked, her mane bizarrely taking on real hair like qualities under the stream, really gets you going. But with your promise in mind you quell those thoughts while removing your pants.

No.107432

>>107424
Well yeah, now we can argue with you instead of anonymous

No.107433

No.107434

>>107428
That stings, anon

No.107435

File: 1347157148419.jpg (3.14 KB, 122x126, 124798206377.jpg)

>>107413
>everyone can get what they want.

Thats exactly what was wrong with the quest in the first place. That's not even my own opinion, thats exactly what Aspirant said was the whole reason he wanted to do a soft reset.

No.107441

>>107413
>implying everyone can get what they want
That isn't the way this works.

No.107443

>>107429
Well, if it is decided and there is no sexual moments in this scene then we always can appreciate erotic appealing of Princess body, right? May be not directly but peeking up and dropping random glances at… some places.

No.107445

>>107429
Once you're stripped down you join Luna in the shower, and she shifts nervously to let you stand beside her under the stream.
You look at her and she sticks her tongue out at you with a smile before she levitates a loofah to her side and steps behind you.
You're about to turn around when she begins to scrub your back and legs, running the loofah across your body gently while humming.

No.107446

>>107443
I suppose that's a possibility. Checking out her marevag in the shower.

No.107447

>>107445
Well, if there's another loofah floating around, we should return the favor. Fair's fair, after all.

No.107448

>>107445
Why is Luna so fucking adorable?

No.107449

>>107443
I wonder how Aspirant would go about writing questanon jacking off to thoughts of Luna
I'm not gay though

No.107450

>>107445
Oh, uh, if you want to ask her about that thing, I guess you could do so now.

Otherwise, I'll keep on with the nonsexual shower thing.

No.107451

>>107447
>>107445
Yes. Wash the dried jizz out of her fur so nobody notices it.

No.107452

>>107448
She is adorable in te show too.

No.107453

>>107443
Maybe you should go write a fanfiction or something.

No.107454

>>107450
Ask her about what?

No.107455

>>107450
non-sexual and this >>107443

No.107456

>>107451
That may or may not have been a shared dream. We were in no condition to put our pants back on after the fact, after all.

No.107458

>>107454
About that imaginary night.

No.107459

>>107450
If it's anything sexual, by all means ask her.

No.107460

>>107435
Then go back to the original Pinkiequest formula and have this be a waifu quest with sexy pastebins.

No.107461

>>107456
Celestia did it. She put your pants back on with her horn after you fell asleep just in case corrupt staff members decided to sneak in and take pictures.

No.107466

>>107447
we can scrub her cutie mark for her

No.107470

>>107466
I read it as "we can scrub her cutie mark off her"

cannot unsee
oh god why

No.107471

>>107450
Ask her about what happened

No.107472

>>107445
Ya, scrub her posterior at least, must be a PITA to scrub it even with telekinesis and surrounding mirrors.

No.107475

>>107460
Pretty sure that was *almost* exactly what he decided to do. Minus the pastebins.

Long story short LunaQuest is feels centric. Sex is a bonus, and not the focus. We should be trying to get her to drop her spaghetti, not her ass.

No.107476

>>107470
>Luna has secretly been a blank flank this entire time

No.107477

>>107460
I like this idea.

No.107479

>>107445
Luna's humming stops for a moment, "Now, you'll have to tell me how I'm doing, I can't quite see above your shoulders from here."

"Wha-" you manage to get out, half turning, before the loofah hits the back of your head and starts scrubbing the back of your head.

"Oh, sorry, too high?"

The loofah moves to your neck, rubbing itself at the spots where your neck meets your shoulder, sending a nice relaxed sensation through you as you sigh happily.

"Well, I think that says all I need to know," Luna says happily, humming as she stops and comes to your front to scrub your chest and the front of your legs.

"I'm…glad you think we should stay," she says as she runs the loofah over your chest, slowly. "I do want to make up for my long absence, in addition to any other problems I may have caused.

When the loofah reaches your crotch, she stops, blushing, "I, uh, think you can was that section yourself."

No.107481

>>107470
NO PLS
THAT IMAGE

No.107482

>>107479
Get to work. While we scrub ask her how her mane works and what it is made out of.

No.107483

>>107479
>no exhibitionism so far
awww

No.107484

>>107479
Well, this is as good a time as any to start cleaning her. The loofah's right there, after all, and I'm sure she'd appreciate a good scrub-down.

No.107485

>>107479
IM NOT SURE IF HER NERVOUSNESS AROUND SEXUAL CONTACT IS BECAUSE WE HAVENT PORKED THAT, OR BECAUSE WE HAVE

No.107486

>>107479
Yeah, uh
What kind of lingering harm do you think you could hava caused?

No.107487

>>107479
"Shall I scrub YOUR back now?"

No.107488

>>107482
I'm for this idea's anon.

No.107489

>>107479
Do so, but right after return the favor of washing her yourself, other then her private area. Can watch her do that American Pyscho style.

No.107492

>>107485
Yeah, it is really confusing. Way to mess up thing Aspirant

No.107493

>>107482
>what it's made out of

If questanon hasn't assumed "MAGIC" by now he's a fucking moron.

No.107495

>>107482
Lore time, scrub her and ask about her mane!

No.107496

No.107501

>>107483
derp
I mean voyeurism

No.107505

>>107492
you know maybe if we would just ASK

No.107509

>>107479
Taking the loofah, you wash your nether regions while Luna turns away.

You re-lather the loofah when you're finished, and surprise Luna by starting to gently scrub her back for her, using your free hand's fingers to scrub her coat after you've lathered it up.

She coos under your touch, her wet tail flicking noisily against the floor as she sighs contentedly.

Your free hand reaches that mane again, and you ask what it's made of. It's wet right now, like hair, falling to her shoulders and across her body, but when it's dry it just sorta floats about.

She shrugs her shoulders delicately under your fingers, "It's been that way since I grew out of childhood. I can't say for any one reason or another."

Bummer, you were hoping there was some kind of story behind that.

Still, having the pony you love, sopping wet and sighing under your dept fingers ministrations is pretty nice.

You can't help but have your gaze drawn to her ample flank as you scrub farther and farther back, until you're standing behind her and scrubbing a flank with each hand.

She gives out little gasps once in a while when you find a tuft of coat that was stuck together or tangled, but always sighs with relief when you sort it out.

"C-could you….scrub my belly for me?" she asks tentatively when your hands reach a bit too close to the base of her tail.

No.107517

>>107509
Uh, yeah

No.107519

>>107509
But of course.
And remember, we don't drift south unless she says we should.

No.107520

>>107509
Whythefucknot?.jpeg

No.107521

>>107509
Sure.

Maybe smirk and throw in a "No funny business, though."

No.107523

>>107509

Of course

No.107526

>>107519
Read it as:
>unless I say so

No.107528

>>107509
Absolutely.

No.107530

>>107526
No, it's unless she says so. I'm all for some horseplay in the shower, but only if she wants it to happen.

No.107531

>>107509
Just want to point out, its generally considered a bad idea to be under a horse or touch its belly since circumstances similar to being behind a horse can lead to a shitty situation.

Roll to see if quest anon causes Luna to spaz out or not?

No.107535

>>107530
you do realize there won't be such opportunity because Aspirant already made his decision (because of people like you). So why bring it up again?

No.107537

No.107538

>>107509
Yes, please, it will be a glorious view and there is never enough bellyrubs.

No.107540

>>107535
cry more

No.107541

>>107535
Because people would push for it regardless. And I have a terrible habit of repeating myself.

No.107543

>>107535
>because of people like you
put a bandaid on that butthurt

No.107545

>>107509
"Sure. N-no funny business though," you say, finding yourself stammering nervously.

This poses a conundrum, as laying her on the hard tile floor seems uncomfortable and….misleading.

Slowly you move to her side and reach the loofah under her body, slowly scrubbing from her back leg to her front, listening to her sigh and give little giggles when you hit a ticklish spot. Her coat smells like the minty soap and shampoo of the shower, and your free hand sets on her right flank. You can't help but give it a small squeeze, making her repeat, "N-no funny business, remember?" With a sigh and a reassurance you continue bathing her.

Finally she's all scrubbed down, bathing in the shower's hot stream, before removing the shower head, only now to you notice it's detachable and on a thick cord, and sprays her underside. She let's out a hot moan that makes you twitch, before she looks at you nervously and sprays you with the water.

Well, you needed a rinse down anyway, you decide, laughing and turning about until Luna shuts the water off and levitates two towels over for each of you.

No.107548

>>107543
>>107541
>>107540
You sure showed those horsefuckers their place.

No.107552

>>107545
Wrap her mane up in a towel like a turban.

No.107553

>>107545
It comes to mind we probably missed breakfast by now, haven't we?
Ah well, time to towel off and find some clean clothing.

No.107554

>>107545
Dry her off with a leafblower.

No.107555

>>107545
Now what

No.107558

>>107554
Playing with leaf-blowers
A-he A-he A-he

No.107561

>>107558
People dry off horses all the time with leafblowers, especially ponies. Wouldn't be surprised if its their versions of hairdryers.

No.107563

>>107554
Libido, your fetishes get weirder every session.

No.107567

>>107563
That's not a fetish apparently, people really do that.
I thought it was funny.

No.107571

>>107555
give her the dick

No.107573

what is leafblower

No.107585

>>107567
It was supposed to be a joke, but he just hasn't been around enough lately.

No.107590

>>107545
You get around to asking, cautiously, about the blank spots in your memory of what happened last night while you help her dry off.

In the end the night is revealed to have gone something like this:

The two of you dashed up to her room, nearly tripping over one another as both refused to stop lavishing the other with attention.

You stumbled into the room, managing to close the doors behind you, and you fell on the bed with Luna on you already.

She admits to having been a bit tipsy, to put it lightly, and that's why she hadn't spoken much. She was just so focused on loving you, she didn't have time for anything else.

Regardless, you returned those efforts, tweaking her wings and making her feel amazing. Things moved on, getting heated, until you were licking her and pushed her over the edge. Feeling selfish, she had meant to give you a return service of similar quality, but by the time she had recovered her wits, you were asleep.
"I refashioned your pants for you, since you seemed comfortable," she admits, "I still owe you for that, though I suppose it will have to wait for a while."

You're really starting to regret your choice, as you wrap Luna's mane in the towel and dry yourself off.

Luna sees the look in your eye and gives you a kiss while you adjust her towel, "In good time. I'll make sure you get what you deserve, and more," she smiles, "But for now, let's just go tell my sister our decision, shall we?"

With a final peck on the cheek she heads back into her room, leaving you to ponder her words.

This whole restraint thing is overrated, you decide as you follow into her room.

I actually need to call it here guys, something's come up. I apologize in advance.

No.107594

>>107590
see ya brah.

No.107595

>>107590
Thanks for the run, Aspirant.
Hope nothing life-changing happened.

No.107596

>>107590
Better organized tonight.

No.107599

>>107590

No problem

No.107603

>>107590
I'm still reading what happened some hours ago,
thank you for your time Aspirant.

No.107604

>>107590
Weird coincidence, same here.

Should actually get some respect from Celestia, that is, if she thinks we're up to it.

No.107607

>>107590
Thanks for the quest.

No.107613

>>107596
Debatable.

No.107615

>>107590
No worries Asp, thanks for the session.

No.107616

>>107613
We weren't arguing over small things.

No.107620

Word of advice, you might want to kick off next session with a disclaimer regarding the whole feels VS sex thing so we don't wind up having the same shitstorm every week.

No.107624

>>107620
It was discussed a week ago, it's a feels quest.
Aspirant, by self-admittance, is not very good at writing smut.

No.107630

>>107624
Problem is somebody hasn't gotten the memo, so we keep having to remind people.

No.107638

DID U HEAR HORSEFUCKERS GET OUT OF OUR SIKRIT ELITE QUEST
NO FUN FOR YOU LOWLEVEL SCUM
ASPIRANT WRITES FOR US ONLY

all hail redpayer

No.107642

>>107638
Shouldn't you be bitching about the general not talking about the show, or pretending to be Glitter Glue, or something?

No.107647

>>107642
How about you get dunked, you enjoyed your quest faggot. What else do you need, piss.

No.107654

File: 1347161257562.jpg (11.27 KB, 229x261, 125213242916.jpg)

>>107647
You're mad that you didn't get to jack off to my little pony fapfiction.

I can't put into words how hilarious that is.

No.107675

>>107654
And you are happy because you didn't let someone to jack off to my little pony fapfiction.

Great achievement in your life. I can't put into words how hilarious that is.

No.107684

Fuck.

I finally get to the bottom and it's over.

No.107685

File: 1347162316320.jpg (69.59 KB, 248x252, 1262470087404.jpg)

>>107675
I'm not the one who said no, Aspirant is. I really didn't care either way.

No.107693

>>107685
Aspirant relayed on the players decision. If it wasn't about those retarded feelfags damefagging all over and pushing their line - everyone could be happy.

No.107713

File: 1347163392774.png (989.39 KB, 2599x4963, MoonQuest 8.png)

Anyway, caps for who wants them.

No.109565

>"The member of the kitchen staff who took the picture has since been relocated,"
That member is ded.

No.110257

>>109565
>been relocated
Relocated to hell.

No.110813

After today's Crystal Empire synopsis statement, we should've gone north.

No.110824

>>110813
>new synopsis
Oh god, please tell me!

No.110851

>>110824
>In Adventures in the Crystal Empire, a magical empire has suddenly appeared in the arctic north of Equestria, and PRINCESS CELESTIA needs TWILIGHT SPARKLE and her friends to find a way to protect it. While her friends try to keep the Crystal Ponies occupied at the Crystal Faire, TWILIGHT SPARKLE searches for the hidden Crystal Heart that is the key to keeping their empire safe from harm! - Shout Factory Press Release

No.110871

>>110851
Neat,
>suddenly appeared
Okay, it's definitely more information than we had, but it still isn't enough information, wasn't Cadance supposed to be the leader of the Crystal Kingdom?

No.110976

>>110871
>>110851
> TWILIGHT SPARKLE searches for the hidden Crystal Heart that is the key to keeping their empire safe from harm!

I have a sneaking suspicion that the hidden heart is Cadence, who is oblivious to her role in the Crystal Kingdom until the audience is beat over the head with it.
That would mean she helps the main 6 defeat the BBEG as well.

Just a guess, though.

No.110981

>>110976
That sounds very plausible.
Maybe we won't see Cadance anymore from that point on.

No.111049

candence is worst pony

No.111067

>>111049
Though there are ponies I like less, Cadance is not a pony I look upon in favour.

No.111417

Next quest is at Friday, a usual, right? RIGHT?!

No.111599

>>111417
Depends on when Raisin Quest is. I like to avoid conflict of quests.

Otherwise, yeah, should be fine.

No.114754

>inb4 RedPlayer joins and ruins this session as well

Man, will be there at last one day without him? Will we ever get some actual sex scenes in HD quality?

No.114821

I hear Raisin Quest is tonight, so to avoid conflict of interests I'll shift to Saturday.

>>114754
> some actual sex scenes in HD quality?
Haha!

No.114830

>>114821
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No.114832

please no can we have it today please

No.114862

>>114830
>>114832
I guess, if tomorrow really wouldn't work out for most of you.

I just don't wish to detract from Raisin Quest.

No.114871

>>114862
I myself don't follow Raisin Quest usually due to the fact that it was on Tuesdays before (work), but I have no issues to try to attent two quests at the same time today.
When Raisin starts?

No.114875

>>114862
Just wait until tomorrow.

No.114883

>>114871
I asked, but apparently that's still up in the air. An anon guessed in around 10 hours (so probably 9 by now.)

I'd likely start before, if I went tonight.

I'll ask in the current MLPG in a few hours to gauge whether I should move it to tomorrow or not I guess.

No.114905

>>114883
If you start within 4-5 hours from now on it will be perfect, I believe.

Does anyone has anything against it? please say no

No.115136

so… can w expect it within 2 hours?

No.115197

Planning to start in about 2 hours from now, I'll be making a new thread for it as per the norm.

No.115212

I really hope there will be some splotbuttsex today

No.115278

>>115212
[s]You would.[s]

No.115283

>>115278
yes I would


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