<== Timewarden Session ITimewarden Session II ==>

Timewarden Session I.I


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No.8501

Due to 4chanX being a derp, the game continues here.

No.8504

>spit the dirt out
You can't take a joke can you?
Rolling to pull Radiant's tail with a rootRolled 8 = 8


No.8505

>>8501
You couldn't find a sultryer picutre of Platinum even if you wanted to.


No.8506

>>8501
Im here.


No.8507

>hearing about the letter, chuckle and turn to the princess
"I'd kiss you if my group weren't leaving so early"


No.8508

>>8504
Jokes on you, I have a cropped tail, remember?


No.8509

>>8505
Or a good one.


No.8511

>>8508
Well I'll have to pull closer to the base then.


No.8513

So you were going to do what next, exactly?
Go shopping?
Check out the whorehouse?
Steal the key?


No.8515

>>8508
Can you stop acting like a little filly? We have things to do.


No.8517

>>8513
We do what ever creature with a penis would do

Let's go find that guy at the whorehouse


No.8518

>>8513
Check the whorehouse.


No.8519

>>8513
Let's go to that whorehouse.


No.8520

>>8513
Let's go to the whorehouse.


No.8521

>>8515
If I say something that's in a "-"
I was just reminding Nasse.

>>8513
"There's no way I'm going to go to a lewd place like a brothel."


No.8522

>>8513
Let's go in. I'll have to see for myself how such atmosphere affect magic.


No.8523

>>8517
>>8518
>>8519
>>8520
what the hell did i miss reading!?


No.8524

>>8521
"You can wait outside."


No.8525

>>8523
We are meeting a pony at a whorsehouse that can get us to the pegasi we are after.


No.8526

>>8521
You can wait with the princess if you want to.


No.8527

>>8522
Ah, forgot to change name

>>8521
Do you wish to save your princess or not, disagreeable one? And anyway, what better way to prove yourself a paragon of virtue than by entering what you see as filth?


No.8528

Soon the party is out of money. Enjoy your pony aids too.


No.8529

>>8524
>>8526
"I hate you, Starswirl. Just wanted to let you know."


No.8530

>>8517
>>8518
>>8519
>>8520
>>8522
The Gilded Teats is not far from the palace. You can tell it is the right place because the namesake is quite tastefully used as a sign by the door.
It sure is whores in here.
The interior is thick with smoke from hookahs and a soft background noise of murmured chatting and moans mixes nicely with the soft if upbeat music played by the orchestra.
It seems like a classy whorehouse at least. It even has a receptionist.


No.8531

>>8529
"Maybe we can find you a nice stallion in there, you obviously need to blow off some steam."


No.8532

>>8530
I wait outside.
There is no way I'm entering that place.


No.8534

>>8530
>wait outside, obviously I wasn't paying attention to who we were supposed to be looking for


No.8535

>>8530
Ask the receptionist about the unicorn we're after.
And their services.


No.8536

>>8530
I tell the receptionist that I am here for a horn filing.


No.8537

>>8532
>>8534
You two half-clerics wait outside. How awkwardly romantic. You have so much in common.


No.8538

>>8530
Good morning ma´am, Is Silverthreads around?


No.8539

>>8530

"Yes, excuse me, Miss? We are looking for one known as Silverteats, for a matter dictated by the queen herself. Would you please direct us to him?"


No.8540

>>8530
I let the others take point and take in the atmosphere and musky smell of sex inside the brothel


No.8541

>>8537
Rolling to try and calm down.Rolled 5 = 5


No.8542

>>8538
>>8539
"Silverthreads… huh~ Yeah I think he's here. Skinny guy? Long horn? Nice mane? Should be having a private show. That could be a while though. Why doncha take the load off while ya wait? I'm sure you could use a moment fer yerselves."

Starswirls is already smoking a hookah at a side table.


No.8543

>>8542
"May I see your menu? Do you have takeaway service? I have a friend who's too shy to come in."


No.8545

>>8542
Oh my, Unicornia-era indulgences experienced first hand?

Smoke a hookah with Starswirl and try to chat him up about magic and what he's seen in many futures.


No.8546

>>8542
"Do you offer stallions too, madam?

It's for a friend"


No.8547

>>8537
>romantic
>AWKWARDLY romantic
oh gods

>roll to decide whether to scan the outside of the building for possible escape-ways


No.8548

>>8542
"I believe that I had an appointment to have my horns filed today."


No.8549

>>8542
Im just going to wait with my friend.
>sit with Starswirls


No.8550

>>8547
>actually roll this timeRolled 1 = 1


No.8558

>>8540
>0
Kinda smells like dick. You are not sure if you could go for some dick right now.
>>8541
You chill out.
>>8543
"I guess we can get someone, provided it aint off the property. What ya looking for? Stallion? Mare? Mare with a stallionface? Stallion dressed like a mare? Changeling?"
>>8545
"You see, time… time isn't a stream. It is interconnecting points. Right now we are sitting here waiting for Silverthreads. See that waitress? She is about to trip and drop the drinks. The customer will get mad. He will leave. He wont be here next week. Next week a fight will break out. He will not be involved. He will go on to sire a child and from that bloodline will rise one who will build the entire city of Las Pegasus. Now imagine she delivered those drinks on time. He will be here. He will fight, and die, and poof, there goes an entire city.
And that's why we are here. To make sure Strife cannot mess up our future."
*puff*


No.8559

>>8558
"I'll take a pretty mare to do the nervous cleric in the alleyway. I'll take a mare with a stallionface myself."


No.8560

>>8550
THERE IS NO ESCAPE, ONLY FINELY SCULPTED MARE FLANKS.
>>8548
"Gotcha. Right this way"
She points to a side room where a couple of unicorns wait for you.
>>8549
Starswirls passes the hookah to you.


No.8561

>>8558
>To make sure Strife cannot mess up our future
And here we are in a whorehouse… Can you move us forward or something time mage?


No.8562

>>8558

Iiinteresting…
So say there was a being that knew every possible event at exactly one point in time. Would that be enough to predict the future and everything beyond, if events are merely results of preceding events?

Also, ask him about heat dissipation with time. I want to improve my cold magics


No.8563

>>8560
I go into the side room and remove my helmet.


No.8565

>>8559
"Aight lemme go find someone who is free. Will you be paying in gold, gems or credit?"


No.8566

>>8561
"Calm down and enjoy yourself."


No.8567

>>8560
cautiously sidle to a cafe/bar/wherever drinks are located


No.8569

>>8565
"The queen will pay for our treatments."


No.8571

>>8566
I cant calm down, not until we get back home.


No.8572

>>8558
I just join Starswirl and the rest, kick back and relax while wai-

>>8569
>"The queen will pay for our treatments."

Scrap that, where are those whores at?


No.8574

>>8567
Watch the cleric slip away but stay there.
Check my checklist of things to smite.
Ponder if I should add the Queen or not.


No.8576

>>8561
He gives you the blankest stare you've ever seen.
"Shit girl, no matter how many times I hear you say that it never stops being so damn weird. Look around you. You'd rather be thrown straight into it with Strife? Damn."
*puff**puff*
>>8562
"Well I for one know every possible way this conversation can end, every way the backalley meeting our friends are enjoying can end, and so forth. I've seen them all, and tried them all. And of them all, this is the optimal one. Now go find yourself that nice gal behind the booths there. Silverthreads won't be long any more"
>>8563
The Unicorns ask you to lie down and relax, then ask how sharp you'd like your horns.


No.8577

>>8574
>>8576
Hit by a sudden idea, take out my Big Book of Evil things, and check if it has anything with Strife or Discord.


No.8579

>>8569
>>8572
"Whores, second floor.
Tarts on the left, strumpets on the right.
Courtesans at the back but those cost extra"
>>8574
You reason she will be dead by the time you go home, so it might be a wasted effort.


No.8581

>>8576
"Not too sharp. Keep them just dull enough so that the ends won't chip when I ram something."


No.8582

>>8576
Ah, well. If we have time, get a horn filing for myself.


No.8583

>>8579
"The hell do I care, I'm not paying"
Going straight for the courtesans.


No.8584

>>8576
Fine! Can you at least tell me about this Commander guy?


No.8585

>>8579
scan the area for a place to get a drink

all these well sculpted flanks are getting to meRolled 10 = 10


No.8586

>>8579
I don't even know the difference between those three, so I'll just go with the most expensive one


No.8588

>>8577
Draconequus: Ancient monster, said to rival minor gods in power. Often wield notable magic powers, though vastly different to those of ponies. Some, like the legendary Discord, were capable of shapeshifting. They draw strength from disharmony, infighting, chaos, confusion and grudges.
>>8581
"Will do, snuggly. Just relax and let the pros do their work"


No.8591

>>8588
I relax for the first time in ages and let the ponies work.


No.8592

>>8588
"I guess we should try to hold together… We don't want them to be more powerful than they are now…"
Sit down on my flanks and start to daydream about Celestia.


No.8597

>>8582
You head over to the salon and take a seat next to Tatanka
>>8583
>>8586
These courtesans are some of the most slender, beautiful ponies you have ever seen. Each like a statue dedicated to physical perfection.
There is also a rather muscular stallion there, similar in coat and mane to the princess. He has not noticed you enter.
>>8584
"He thinks he is doing the best for Pegasuskind. He is not. He ignores the threat of Strife entirely, and would only lead his followers to doom if left uninterrupted. He does make really pretty cities though. So sad he had to be a soldier and not an architect"
The hookah is empty.
>>8585
>10
A pretty mare at the bar offers to buy you a drink.


No.8599

>>8597
Ignore the stallion
acquire mares


No.8600

>>8597
Huh maybe we should kill him after all.


No.8602

>>8597
"Thanks, something light. I need to recover from my flustered senses"Rolled 3 = 3


No.8604

>>8597
I continue enjoying my horn filing.


No.8605

>>8597
Choices, choices…

Penis says go to pretty mares
Brain says approach stallion



Penis wins


No.8609

>>8592
You are interrupted by a bronze hued stallion
"The inside is much nicer than this back alley you know"
>>8599
There are many to pick from. However the stallion is hogging quit a few.
>>8602
"Yeah, light~ suuure~ Nice horn you got."
She winks at the bartender.


No.8611

>>8609
It doesn't matter, I'll just pick one that's free.


No.8613

>>8609
"I'm not going to set a hoof in that filthy shack of sins."


No.8614

>>8609
>>~suuuure~
>quickly scan the bar for anything suspiciousRolled 7 = 7


No.8615

>>8604
Request that my horn be given a mage's treatment, going to want to improve spellcasting a little with this.

>>8604
"So, why are you here, anyway? Speak to me a bit of yourself."


No.8616

>>8604
"You want that with a happy ending, sugar?"
>>8605
>>8611
There are plenty to pick from and the princess is paying. Hop in.


No.8619

>>8615
"Thanks to Strife the world that I knew is over. My nation lies in ruins and most everyone I know is either dead or mad. Starswirl promised me a chance for revenge. I was worried about working with you little ponies at first, but most of you aren't too bad."


No.8620

BRB 5 MIN


No.8622

>>8613
"Well what about I set something other than a hoof in yours?"
>>8614
Your drink is either a glass of water or a glass of rubbing alcohol. Hard to tell by looking at it.
>>8615
"Ribbed it is then."


No.8623

>>8622
"What did you just say?"
I stand up and take an agressive stance.


No.8624

>>8622
>take a light sip
"Thanks for the drink, I'm Aether Node"Rolled 4 = 4


No.8625

>>8616
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG_6CopW9GQ&feature=my_liked_videos&list=LLFfNk61ci82KsIktmINmBVw


No.8626

>>8616
"Do you have any buffalo women?"


No.8630

>>8616
"Hop in"


No.8631

>>8623
"Oh I'm sorry I didn't realize you swung that way. My bad."
He turns to leave, head hanging low.
>>8624
"Twigshins. A pleasure to meat you. Or a meat to pleasure you. Anyway you want it big guy."

>>8625
>not http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fYfdlKIon4

Meanwhile, Starswirls is talking with Silverthreads, who finished his show long ago.


No.8632

>>8631
Oh fucking finally!


No.8634

>>8626
"Only one I think. Want me to get her?"
>>8630
It sure is nice and cozy in this pile of ladies.


No.8636

>>8634
"Please do."


No.8637

>>8631
"Insult me one more time and I'll break every bone in your body! Just because not everyone is a cheap sellout whore, it doesn't mean… AAGH!"

Kick the wall of the brothel in frustration.


No.8639

>>8631
>take a mock sip without ingesting any more
"Th-thanks, really, however my desires lie on an open battlefield and I should get back to my group. The drink is much appreciated."Rolled 7 = 7


No.8640

>>8619
I see. I'm really just here for my own reasons, studying of magic and so on… Nothing as honourable as yours.

Wait till my hornjob is done and go out to meet Starswirl.


No.8641

>>8636
She leaves for a moment and returns with a young and rather inexperienced looking buffalo. She introduces herself as Big Honeypot and remarks that it is nice to see an actual buffalo for once, and not just some thrillseeker.
>>8637
"Whoa hey, mixed signals there love. Lets try this again. I'm Copper Sands. You look like you could use some stress relief."


No.8643

>>8641
"I'm glad to finally see another buffalo too."

It's probably time to fade to black. I'll rejoin Starswirl when it's finished.


No.8644

>>8641
"If you think you can have me as another one of your prizes you can forget about it, and I'll get enough stress relief once I'm done with my business here and then go home."


No.8645

>>8639
"Oh stop being such a virgin homo"
>>8640
"So mr. mage, you want the happy ending too?"


No.8646

>>8645

Oooh, my. A classy unicornia era mare for myself? Of course.


No.8647

>>8643
God damn. Now what will I do with 15000 words of buffalo sex description?
>>8644
"Anyway you want it, I guess. You seemed special though. You had such a nice face. Oh well…"


No.8650

>>8646
"You talk like a silly person, but that isn't really a problem for me. How would you like it?"


No.8651

>>8647
"Wait… I… What was your name again?"


No.8653

>>8650
Unicorn, or course. I'd like her to show me some magic, too, she had best be proficient and knowledgeable. Preferably with a nice stallionface.


No.8654

Tell me when it's time to act again, playing Fall of the Samurai.


No.8657

>>8647
Well if you insist.


No.8662

>>8645
>>virgin
>>homo
"that's it"
>use cheap shot to slam the ponys face onto the table and start walking awayRolled 6 = 6


No.8663

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>>8651
"Bronzed Sands"
>>8653
>>8654
>>8657
>


No.8667

>>8663
I fall back on my haunches as my ears fall down and I mutter the name.
"This can't be happening."


No.8669

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>>8663


No.8670

>>8662
The bouncer throws you out.
Starswirls and Silverthreads are waiting for you on the street. They went ahead and bought some fried carrots to snack on while they waited.

"I told you he'd be out soon."
"Starswirls, you are a cheater and a scoundrel and little more when it comes to bets."


No.8672

>>8667
"Is there a problem miss…uh?"


No.8673

>>8670
>take a carrot
Can we go now?


No.8674

>>8670
Finish up with my enrich session of discussing magic with the pretty mare masseuse and go out to meet Starswirl.


No.8675

>>8670
"If I kill the bouncer will it ruin our current course of action?"Rolled 6 = 6


No.8676

>>8670
Deciding that I've had my fun, I thank the mare for her services and make my way back downstairs to the reception. I see Starswirl and outside and meet up with him


No.8677

>>8672
"You are… You are… then she was… but that couldn't be…"


No.8678

>>8670
I go out to meet with Starswirl.
Did anyone find the ponies that note talked about? It could be important.

>>8675
Aren't you Neutral Good?


No.8679

>>8673
>>8674
>>8676
"Good to see you enjoyed yourselves. I know I always do."
>>8675
"Best avoid it. I won't go into the details but down the line your wife will never be born in that timeline."

"Now who are we missing hm hm hm…"


No.8680

>>8678
Nope.


No.8682

>>8679
RADIANT! WHERE ARE YOU.


No.8684

>>8678
I smack my hoof on my forehead gasping

"The stallion inside must've been that Crown guy!"


No.8685

>>8679
"wife eh? that's news to me.

wasn't Radiant guarding the front?"Rolled 3 = 3


No.8686

>>8679
"That was enjoyable. What were we doing here again?"


No.8687

>>8682
I ignore the call of my sister as I still stare at myself and try to fit the pieces together.


No.8688

>>8677
As you mumble and writhe, you notice that you are being dragged away by your tail by Starswirls' magic
"If there is one thing in time that never seems to change it is your endless indecisiveness. Now hurry along, we have a spell to cast."


No.8690

>>8688
"Why didn't you tell me about this? Why didn't you warn me about this?!"


No.8691

"Guys? Guys. Guys! I think I saw one of the ponies that note mentioned inside."


No.8692

>>8691
Then go deliver whatever message the note contained.


No.8693

>>8691
Let the brats have fun.


No.8695

>>8690
"When I do you call me a bush-bearded liarface heretic and storm off to mope. Not that the end result is different but this one is more amusing."
>>8686
"This fine fellow is Silverthreads. He has developed a spell that grants earth and unicorn ponies wings for a few days. It is a bit unreliable, but enough to get us into Galeopolis."
>>8691
"Which one was it this time?"


No.8697

>>8695
"He was bulky looking and had similar colors to the princess

I was too distracted by the local wildlife to approach him"


No.8698

>>8695
What about me?


No.8699

>>8697
"They both look like that. You can tell one from the other because their names are quite telling."
>>8698
"We'll figure something out. We always do."


No.8700

>>8695
"You call this amusing? Does this amuse you, huh? If it does, you can go fuck yours- wait… you… you can help me save her! Once we're done here, you can alter time and let me save her!"


No.8701

>>8699
You're the expert. Is there time to go get both of them?


No.8702

>>8699
"Forget it, he's probably too busy with those mares anyway and I doubt he'll come willingly. I don't feel like dealing with any more royal snobs today."


No.8703

Don't forget what happened the last time we ignored a side-objective.


No.8704

>>8700
"By now I should probably waste the time to give you a talk about how the past is not something to toy with for minor personal gain as every action risks a reaction that can echo on for centuries to come, but from what I remember you are too stubborn to take that as a real answer so I'll settle with "no"."
>>8701
"If we are still in the correct timeline, certainly. Then again their whereabouts are a trivial point with no real changes to the flow of time in any way that affects anything important. If one was in there, the other is at the market."


No.8705

>>8704
Ok lets go to the market.


No.8706

"Alright, who wants to go fetch some royalties?"


No.8707

>>8704
What, do we need to get the guy DM was shoving in my face?
I can probably do it.


No.8708

>>8702
"Give me the note and tell me what he looks like. I'll get him."


No.8709

>>8706
Lets go the others are too slow.


No.8710

>>8704
"I correct myself, you can go fuck yourself where you stand. I hope my grief amuses you greatly. Let's just get done with your fucking task and send me back to my time so I can bring a flower to her grave. I hope you will find that amusing too."


No.8711

>>8709
"Alright, let's go to the market. We know what he looks like anyway, hard to miss."


No.8712

>>8705
>>8706
>>8707
Starswirls nods
"I and Silverthreads will go to his study to prep the spell. It is the tall house with the red tower on it.
If you didn't notice anything special back in the courtesan room, then that was probably Crown Jewels. That means Family Jewels is the one at the market. He should be easy enough to spot. Looks just like his brother, only his name is more fitting."


No.8713

>>8710
Wait
Who died
The spy Cloak and Dagger mentioned?
>>8712
Well I'm gonna go back to the courtesans.
The males would be too distracted anyway
Rolling to not to get distractedRolled 1 = 1


No.8715

>>8712
I'm going to go to the courtesan room to look for Family Jewels.


No.8716

>>8712
"are we looking for one or both? is it easier to split up?"


No.8718

>>8712
Ok im going to the market.


No.8719

>>8713
>1
You end up boning Crown Jewels before giving him the letter.


No.8725

>>8719
I thought we were supposed to tell them to get home?


No.8726

>>8725
What better way than showing them the actual order to go home from mother dearest.

Well that just leaves the market team
Roll to look for Family Jewels.


No.8727

>>8726
rollingRolled 2 = 2


No.8728

>>8725
Well he has the letter now and the two of you put on a very nice show so that's our job done. We should go to the building Starswirl mentioned.


No.8729

>>8726
Stay upset.
I'm not looking for him.
I'm not working for that whore.
And I had enough with Starswirl and his task already.


No.8730

>>8726
Rolling.Rolled 5 = 5


No.8731

>>8726
RollingRolled 4 = 4


No.8732

>>8727
No not your own ones you moron
>>8730
There he is, buying coconuts.


No.8733

>>8729
>sigh
You know we are doing this for Celestia right? If we fail she is going to die.


No.8734

>>8733
"I am going to kill Strife with the Wrath of a Thousand Suns for Celestia. I'm not going to look for the stray puppy of a bitch who wants us to destroy a city."


No.8735

>>8734
Whatever.

>>8732
Family jewels? Is that you?


No.8736

SUDDENLY
You feel yourself translocate.
You are inside Silverstads' house. You all have wings. Even the buffalo has them, though his are rather small.

Starswirls looks unamused.
"Time, though endless, can still be wasted. Don't make me fast forward like that again"
You are now able to get to Galeopolis


No.8737

>>8736
"You could have just done this from the very beginning."


No.8738

>>8736
"No time like the present. Which way is it?"


No.8739

>>8736
"great!"


No.8740

>>8736
Well thank you Starswirl, can we go to galeopolis now?


No.8741

>>8736
"Amazing, I'm an alicorn now!

Did we manage to send the jewels back to the princess?"


No.8742

>>8737
"It is n-" Starswirls momentarily looks very confused and frightened, then shakes it off "Ahem. Time's a wasting. Onwards to Galeopolis."
He sheds his trademark robe and hat, replacing them with traditional pegasus clothes.


No.8743

>>8742
"It is what?!"


No.8744

>>8742
"Lead the way."


No.8745

>>8741
"Yes. That was an important step regarding the future. Now all we need is that helmet.

Galeopolis is a short flight away. I could teleport us there, but it is better to get used to these wings.

Is everypone ready?"


No.8746

>>8745
"Lead, I'll follow."


No.8747

>>8745
"Let's just get over with this already."


No.8748

>>8745
Ill race you old pone.


No.8749

>>8745
as ready as i'll ever be


No.8750

>>8746
>>8747
>>8748
>>8749
Starswirls gives every unicorn a hat to wear.
"Remember: no magic. We are going in undercover."
After a short while you get used to the magical wings and reach Galepolis. It is a mighty fortress-town built out of clouds. There are patrols flying around the perimeter and several guards at the main gates.


No.8752

>>8750
I'll let Starswirl or Dawn lead the way.


No.8753

>>8750
"Before we go in, we're not murdering him. I don't evel like the idea of stealing, but we don't have anything better."


No.8754

>>8750
I'll follow.
While creating the most modern army Japan has ever seen


No.8755

>>8750
Dawn can lead the, being a pegasus and all


No.8756

>>8753
so what do we do, flip him?


No.8757

>>8750
>Talk with the guards
Oh we are finally home, can you open the door please?


No.8758

>>8756
"Ask him to give it to us?"


No.8759

>>8757
"I don't remember you from earlier. What's your name?"


No.8760

>>8758
We can make a deal.
Give us the helmet and we kill Platinum.


No.8761

>>8758
"We might try, but that might end up with us having to kill him."


No.8762

>>8760
No, we don't kill her either, as wretched as she is.


No.8763

>>8759
My name is Dawn our lord commander send me to unicornia and im back with a important message.


No.8764

>>8760
"Are you insane? If anything, we should be killing this bastard, not the one who will be helping us out."


No.8765

>>8763
"The hell is there to see in that whore dump anyway?"
"Flying buffalo at least by the looks of it"
"Oh wow. And they said guard duty was boring"
"What IS the deal with that anyway?"
"Indeed, Dawn was it? What's the deal with the flying buffalo?"


No.8766

>>8765
I save him from the tyranny of the unicorns of course he is loyal to our commander now.


No.8770

>>8766
"Cool story pegasister"
"I was expecting it to be a circus act"
"Or a gift of some kind"
"Something like that"
"I'm sure the commander will be amused"
"Indeed"
"Go on in you lot. Welcome back to Galeopolis"

You are inside the fortress.
This seems to be some kind of market area, with a barracks or two to the sides and the keep itself a bit further away.


No.8771

>>8770
"Dawn, you lead the way."


No.8773

>>8770
I'll stick close to Dawn. She seems competent.


No.8774

>>8770
"So, what's the plan? Are we taking this guy down or not?"


No.8775

>>8774
"No. We will ask him for it, maybe try and negotiate a trade. We are not killing him."


No.8776

>>8770
Good day gentlecolts.

>>8774
Well we can steal the helmet for talk with the commander.


No.8777

>>8774
"we won't. but i'm sure there are a few pegasi here that aren't liking their current commander"


No.8778

>>8775
"Why not? He seems like an cow-hearted bastard to me. What can we trade the helmet for?"


No.8779

>>8778
"Lets not get overheard around here. But personally I'd like to see if his helmet would be worth keeping"


No.8780

>>8778
"I don't know, but if you want to kill him, then don't count on me."


No.8781

>>8778
A fake deal, give us your helm and we kill Platinum.


No.8782

>>8777
A pegasus overhears
"How right you are. Bofors is a sack of cunts I wouldn't trust my garbage with."
Another butts in
"HEY! You shut your mouth about the commander, he is doing his best to save us from Discord. Certainly beats dying in a whorehouse like those Unicorns or being a slave to madness like the earthies."
A few more join in
"Running solves nothing!"
"YOUR FACE SOLVES NOTHING!"
"WELL HOW ABOUT I SLAP YOUR SHIT!"


No.8783

>>8781
"Say we kill platinum, how do we get out of the palace, and eventually the castle without succumbing to exhaustion from near endless fighting? how do we do that HERE as well?"


No.8784

>>8781
"If you are going to make a deal with this guy, I hope you lot will be using more tact whilst negotiating than when we talked to the princess."

>>8782
"Huh, maybe we can spark a rebellion and let these featherbrains do the work for us."


No.8785

>>8782
>Whisper to others
"We might be doing the pegasi a favor if the kill that looney."


No.8786

>>8782
Ok, lets just go to the keep.

>>8783
We are not going to kill her is a fake deal.


No.8787

>>8782
I stand forward.
"CALM DOWN, YOU FOOLS! Do you want Discord to win? No? Then stop with this hatred at once and behave yourself like real soldiers!"


No.8788

>>8782
"Oh this is just great."


No.8789

>>8787
Step.
Step forward.
Derp.


No.8790

>>8784
Dont worry pegasus are more reasonable than unicorns.


No.8791

>>8787
"WHO DIED AND MADE YOU COMMANDER?"


No.8792

>>8787
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5OjoZ3154I#t=0m12s


No.8793

>>8790
"Simple minds are easily persuaded, true."


No.8794

>>8791
"I'm not a commander, I just want Ponykind and Pegasi to survive! If your foolish disputes help to empower Discord and Strife, our kind will go extinct. Do you want that? Do you?!"


No.8795

"Should we use the riot as a distraction to sneak a thief into the keep, or try to spark a fullblown revolution?'


No.8796

>>8795
"either will work, but we must be quick about it."


No.8797

>>8794
"WHAT THE FEATHER IS A "STRIFE"?"


No.8799

>>8797
"SOUNDS LIKE UNICORN TALK!"


No.8800

>>8795
"Either way will work. Much better than negotiating, I think."


No.8801

>>8797
"THE THING THAT WILL KILL US ALL IF YOU WON'T STOP YELLING AND ARUGING!"


No.8802

>>8797
An ancien evil and only our lord commander can save us.


No.8805

>>8797
A draconequus that destroyed my nation and could eat Discrod for breakfast."


No.8806

>>8801
"THE ONLY THING HERE KILLING US IS YOUR FACE!"
>>8802
A black and grey pegasus gives you a very angry look
>>8799
"UNICORNS? WHERE!? DECADENT BASTARDS THE LOT OF THEM! LAYING DOWN TO DIE AND NOT EVEN TRYING TO FIND A SOLUTION!"


No.8808

>>8806
"Can we please just go murder this idiot leader and get out of here? Pegasi give me worse headaches than Radiant."


No.8809

>>8806
I miss word of power now
Are you all drunk?
Can you not see how grave the situation of Pegasi and Ponykind is?


No.8810

>>8806
ENOUGH! GO BACK TO YOUR POST OR I WILL REPORT YOU TO THE COMMANDER.


No.8811

>>8806
"COULD BE ANY OF US! COULD BE ALL OF US! COULD BE THAT WORTHLESS COMMANDER WHO MURDERED OLD HURRICANE"


No.8812

>>8809
"THERE AINT NO SITUATION. WE TAKE THE FORT AND FLY IT WEST. PROBLEM SOLVED. LET THE OTHERS ROT!"
"YEAH!"
"ALL HAIL BOFORS!"
>>8810
"YOU FIRST!"


No.8813

>>8809
>>8811
Shut up both fo you, we are going to the keep now.


No.8814

>>8811
"MURDERED?"
"HURRICANE WAS MURDERED?"
"Hurricane was murdered?"
"HURRICANE WAS MURDERED!"


No.8815

>>8812
"Let's just calm down and get to the keep. We can solve our problem when we get there."


No.8816

>>8813
Yeah, let's do that…


No.8818

>>8814
"MURDERED!

>quietly to the party

go! now!

MURDERED!"


No.8819

>>8818
HURRICANE WAS MURDERED!
HURRIMURRI!
HURDAMUR!
HURDURR!
HURRRDURR!
The crowd descends into madness as several guards fly from the keep to break it up.
>>8816
>>8815
>>8813
You arrive at the keep. There are no guards at the gates as they are breaking up the riot at the market.


No.8820

I'll be back in about five or ten minutes.


No.8821

>>8819
Enter.
I follow Dawn like I was her bodyguard.


No.8822

>>8813
I follow the rest

"We should kill Bofors, he obviously doesn't know how to run a city. Dawn could replace him! Think of the possibilities!"


No.8823

>>8819
Walk in and look for the guard.


No.8824

>>8822
"No, she couldn't. We're not from this time, remember?"


No.8825

>>8819
"THEY'RE GOING TO SILENCE US! USE THEIR WHORISH MAGIC TO KEEP US QUIET AND SUBMIT TO THE UNICORNS!"


No.8827

>>8824
"Pfffff, we should still dispose of him and replace him with someone who is willing to fight instead of run."


No.8828

>>8827
"Or convince him to be a better pony?"


No.8830

>>8821
>>8822
>>8823
There is a lot of commotion coming from higher up in the keep. You can see three paths. One leads to the upper floors, one to the other parts of this floor and the last deeper down into the base cloud.
>>8825
"HURRMURR!"
"DURRRRR!"
The riot is getting a bit out of hand as more and more guards fly in to beat down the angry hordes.
Roll to not get attacked.


No.8831

>>8827
We are not going to kill him.


No.8832

>>8830
"Dawn, I guess you can navigate us in this keep. Where do you think the Commander is?"


No.8833

>>8828
>>8831
"Fine, you can try to convince him if you honestly believe this is the best solution."

>>8830
"Split up or stick together?"


No.8834

>>8833
"Stick together."


No.8835

>>8830
>rollin
"LOOK AT THEIR NUMBERS! SOME COULD BE BRAINWASHED! OTHERS COULD BE UNICORN! KNOCK THEM DOWN BEFORE WE GET OVERWHELMED!"Rolled 5 = 5


No.8836

>>8830
Upper floor.

>>8832
Follow my lead.

>>8833
That or just steal the helm.


No.8837

>>8835
>if i'm not down, roll to inspire these rioting pegasi
"COME MY UNICORN BRETHREN! FIGHT ON! FIGHT! ON!"Rolled 5 = 5


No.8839

>>8836
"You're going to have to be damn sneaky to that off. If he's wearing that helmet, I'd like to see how you'll pull that off"


No.8840

>>8835
You flash the guards a quick "problem, officer?". They ignore you for now.
>>8836
You see more guards launch out the windows to fight the chaos down at the market. It seems this second floor was mostly sleeping quarters. There might be an armoury too if you look for one. By the layout you determine the officer quarters are one level above.


No.8841

>>8840
"No time to lose, head for the officer quarters."


No.8842

>>8840
To the officer quaters, he would never leave his helm in the commoner area.


No.8843

>>8840
>roll to nonchalantly walk away into the merchants quartersRolled 3 = 3


No.8844

>>8841
>>8842
This door leads to the officer quarters. It is pretty heavy.
>>8843
"HEY! Where do you think you're going? STOP! I have some questions to ask!"
Roll to not get busted.


No.8845

>>8844
Try to open the door.


No.8846

>>8844
Well, I guess I'll have to open it then.


No.8848

>>8844
"What is it comrade?"Rolled 4 = 4


No.8849

>>8845
Woops my roll.Rolled 8 = 8


No.8851

>>8846
>>8849
The door is now unlocked.
You can hear some intense talking on the other side.
>>8848
"Don't you comrade me, weirdwings. What was your part in that riot just now?"


No.8852

>>8851
Follow Dawn like a bodyguard.


No.8853

>>8849
"You take point Dawn, let's see what you've got."


No.8854

>>8851
Wait in silence and hear the conversation.


No.8857

>>8851
"I was shoving my way through to get one of my shoes fixed! You look pretty scuffed up yourself, how bout you an' me cool off with some drinks after this? My bill. OH HEY WATCHOUT!"Rolled 10 = 10


No.8858

>>8854
>"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON OUT THERE?"
>"Looks like a riot, Commander."
>"A RIOT OVER WHAT?"
>"Commander Hurricane it seems. Or unicorns."
>"WHAT THE FEATHER IS WRONG WITH THESE PONIES, SERIOUSLY?"
>"We share your frustration, but this is not the time for that"
>"We should prepare Galeopolis to move out as soon as possible"
>"The weapons bay is more or less good to go, all we need is a final test run"
>"FINE. THEN DO IT."


No.8859

>>8858
"Dawn, we should interfere while we can. I'll follow your lead."


No.8860

>>8858
Open the door.
>Commander we must break words


No.8861

>>8857
"Yeah drinks sound go-OH FUCK WHAT!?"


No.8862

>>8858
>>8860

Slip into stealth mode


No.8863

>fly in and use my hoof to raise my shield to protect the pegasus guard from the quickly outbreaking rioteers' flailing attacksRolled 2 = 2


No.8864

Sorry for disappearing like that. My computer fucked up pretty bad but I think I have it fixed now. I assume I'm still with Radiant and Dawn?


No.8865

>>8863
Nope. Too slow. The guard eats shit hard.
You can still run away though.
>>8860
"WHO THE F-is that a buffalo?"


No.8866

>>8863
>not properly linking
>>8861


No.8867

>>8865
"That is not important right now. We need to talk, for the good of Ponykind."


No.8868

>>8865
"Yes that's a buffalo."


No.8869

>>8865
Pay no attention to him, I need your helmet.


No.8870

>>8865
I do nothing and just remain stealthed


No.8872

>>8867
>>8868
>>8869
"Ok I don't even care about what you just said HOW DID YOU GET A BUFFALO IN HERE?"


No.8873

>>8865
"AW HORSEFEATHERS!"
>run in and cover the two of us under the shieldRolled 7 - 1 = 6


No.8875

>>8872
"Do you even care about the fate of Pegasi?"


No.8879

>>8872
He can fly and he is a prisioner of the unicorns after his liberation he told us about princess platinum evil scheme.


No.8882

>>8873
"Mighty kind of you, stranger. I'm called Windsock by the way"
>>8875
"More so than any other pony has cared. After all, with these new designs we can easily move our cities to safety in times of need. Pegasi will never again need to fear the poisonous presence of Discord.

Now. BUFFALO. HOW."


No.8883

>>8882
I ALREADY TOLD YOU >>8879
And we are here to save your life.


No.8884

>>8882
"And do you think Pegasi will be able to survive without the food the earth ponies grow? If you abandon Equestria, you will doom us all!"


No.8885

>>8882

"Aether Node, but Aenoi for short.

Now how about we get outta here before our shit gets kicked even worse?"


No.8886

>>8883
"My life? That's a bold claim coming from a parade of uninvited guests that simply burst into my quarters."
>>8884
"Simple. We hunt and gather."


No.8888

>>8886
"Hunt? We are herbivores. And we are no simple savages like earth ponies who can live on seeds and berries… And even if we were, we couldn't feed every single pegasi! I ask you to reconsider this! Discords wants this! We must stand united and defeat him, like how we defeated the Wyndigoes!"


No.8889

>>8886
They curse your helmet my lord.


No.8890

>>8885
"Afraid that's a no go buddy, there's a riot that needs quelling."
>>8888
"Legends and fairytales. Discord is just a monster, not some chaos god. Besides, there are other lands to settle in."


No.8891

>>8890
"You bring shame to the Pegasus Race by not caring for it's survival!"


No.8892

>>8889
"Horseapples. This thing belonged to pegasi commanders long before our alliance with Unicorns."


No.8893

>>8892
Exactly! But the princess whore curse your helmet since the days of commander Hurricane.


No.8894

>>8890
"Walking is stilted until I get my shoe fixed. Tell you what, I'll get your first 3 drinks in case I take too long. Where you get your fix?

Break cover on 3?"


No.8895

>>8891
"There is nothing worth saving in these lands"
>>8893
He removes the helmet and observes it for a while
"…what proof do you have?"


No.8897

>>8895
"There is life. Life is always worth saving. PONY life."


No.8898

>>8895
>show him my jeweled crown
I stole this from the princess herself mylord.
I over hear the whole plan.


No.8899

>>8894
"The commander will have my balls for this but to be honest I'd prefer the drinks over the riot. I know a tavern on the other side of the market"
>>8897
"We save what life we can. Losses are acceptable if they enable us to save others."


No.8900

While stealthed, I backstab the commander from behindRolled 10 = 10


No.8905

>>8899
"Loss of life is always unacceptable if it could be prevented!"


No.8907

>>8899
"On three then! 1…

2….

3! Break!"

>make a run away from the riot and follow Windsock to the tevern. paying for the first 3 rounds


No.8908

>>8898
Wait… That doesn't look like-HURK
>>8900
Your blade finds its mark with ease. The commander id dead before you can even pull it out.

The others three officers in the room attack you.
Roll for initiative.


No.8912

>>8907
"So tell me Aenoi. Why are you REALLY here."


No.8913

>>8908
Sentry means I automatically win the initiative. I Slam the nearest officer.Rolled 9 = 9


No.8914

>>8908
Vanish and attack.Rolled 9 = 9


No.8915

>>8908
"Damn you!"

I told them I won't partake in sensless bloodshed.
I only defend myself if they attack me, but do not counter-attack.Rolled 1 = 1


No.8916

Fire crossbow at one of themRolled 5 = 5


No.8917

>>8912
"Promise not to kill me?"


No.8920

So hi guys
What's going on here


No.8922

>>8920
I have absolutely no idea.


No.8923

>>8920
We are fighting.Rolled 5 = 5


No.8925

>>8923
Who?
the pegasus because you killed the commander?


No.8926

>>8917
"Well you did save my head back there…"

>>8913
Your massive mass tosses the relatively tiny officer aside, and he slams into a rather cushiony cloud wall. He is dazed, but not helpless quite yet.
>>8914
You pop out of sight and strike the dazed officer, rendering him helpless.
>>8915
As you stand there, one of the officers strikes you with a power attack from their warhammer. The Sun Pendant activates to protect you from harm.
>>8916
You scrape the cheek of the third officer, but nothing more.

Round 2


No.8929

>>8926
"I won't fight you."

Prepare to dodge his attack.Rolled 9 = 9


No.8930

>>8926
Jump at the pegasus who just got knocked against the wall and stab him with daggerRolled 5 = 5


No.8931

>>8926
So uh
I'll charge my spear with my smash or bash or whatwasit and strike the nearest opponent.Rolled 2 = 2


No.8932

>>8926
Finish the helpless officer.Rolled 2 = 2


No.8933

>>8926
I slam him again.

Doesn't my superheavy armor mean that should have been a crit?Rolled 9 = 9


No.8935

>>8931
At this point I remind you my cutie mark is spear specialty


No.8937

>>8926
>Look around before leaning in and whispering
"I'm one of many agents sent out to 'encourage' the three races and any other races to unite and build a bond of trust and understanding.

I'm also from the future"

>roll for believability
Rolled 8 = 8


No.8939

>>8932
Though helpless, he still manages to roll out of the way in time
>>8930
Only to get killed by Groves.
>>8931
>>8929
Radiant evades another attack from the officer, and Yvonne leaps in to wound him.
>>8933
Then Tatanka smashes into the wounded one like a freight train, splintering bones and sending him flying as he is rendered helpless.

One officer is dead
One is helpless
The last is scraped but nothing more

Round 3


No.8941

>>8939
Stab againRolled 10 = 10


No.8942

>>8939
I slam the helpless one.Rolled 3 = 3


No.8943

>>8939
Reload crossbow and shoot the last oneRolled 6 = 6


No.8944

>>8937
"You did have this… strange feel about you. You know what, I think I believe you.
So what do you intend to do now?"


No.8945

>>8939
Attack the helpless one.Rolled 10 = 10


No.8946

>>8939
"It saddens me it has come to this… This didn't need to happen!"
I still don't attack anyone.Rolled 7 = 7


No.8948

>>8943
reload and fire should look like [dice+2d10]


No.8951

>>8944
"Well if things go according to plan, i'm looking at the new commander"


No.8952

>>8948
Alright, here's another roll thenRolled 10 = 10


No.8955

>>8948
I didn't need to roll twice to shoot every turn when I was Trusty.


No.8958

>>8945
You lean over the helpless officer, close his eyes and kiss him goodnight, then pull your blade across his throat, severing the entire head.
>>8941
Yvonne then sinks her spear deep into the final officer, who staggers heavily and falls over, helpless and horribly wounded.

Starswirls, who has spent the time drawing little doodles in the cloud walls, quickly lifts the last officer in the air and snaps his neck with a half hearted thought.
"Watching this fight is always so tiresome. Save for the buffalo charges. Like pinball. Heh. I think it is time we leave now"


No.8960

>>8958
"You are sick, old fart."


No.8961

>>8958
Let's go.

>>8952
"Why did you kill the commander?"Rolled 3 = 3


No.8963

>>8958
>pick the helmet
Where the fuck is Aenoi?


No.8964

>>8958
"good, let's. I don't want to spend another moment in this place."


No.8965

>>8960
"And you are ugly"
>>8951
"Oh my… But I doubt it. There are others above me in rank. They are next in line for Commander."


No.8966

Someone grab the helmet.


No.8967

>>8958
"Agreed."

>>8961
"Because he was useless in the big picture. He was going to run away from the fight. Not to mention we, or at least I, promised the princess to kill him."


No.8968

>>8965
"I don't know, she is kinda pretty"


No.8969

>>8967
"You shamelessly murdered someone just because someone asked you. You didn't even gave him a fair chance to fight."

>>8965
"Cut the crap and let's go. I didn't agree to any of this."


No.8970

>>8967
"Fair enough. Could you get his helmet?"


No.8971

>>8965
"Rank will mean nothing when they see armies at your command. Have a strong heart, firm wings, and don't forget to look up every now and then. You'll lead our people to prosperity."

>roll for motivation on the guy, he has a long road ahead of him

does liquid courage help my roll? I hope soRolled 5 = 5


No.8972

>>8969
"We asked her something and she asked us something in return. Some ponies have a sense of honour, you know."

>>8970
Dawn picked it up already


No.8973

>>8972
"HONOUR?"
I advance on him
"ASSASINATION? BACKSTABING? MURDER? YOU KNOW NOTHING OF HONOUR!"


No.8974

>>8971
"Kind words. If luck does ever give me a shot at being Commander, I will certainly take it. Thanks, friend from the future."

>>8969
"Every time in such a hurry Goldentail. Every time. We can leave if there is nothing more you need from here."


No.8975

>>8973
"Wait until we get out of this city before doing this please."


No.8976

>>8973
"It's a wonder Discord hasn't already ripped the fabric of reality with you around."


No.8977

>>8974
Wait im going to loot the commander.


No.8978

>>8973
"That's the way of war. You have your style of battle, I have mine. I had an agreement and I followed up on it, doesn't matter how I did it."


No.8980

>>8974
I turn away from Groves and snarl.
"Let's leave this damn place aleady."


No.8981

>>8974
I'm retrieving my bolts that I shot


No.8982

>>8974
"I have to get going."
>drop bag of coins
"ANOTHER ONE FOR MY FRIEND HERE! AND ALL THE GUARDS WHO QUELLED THE RIOT"
>then leave to outside the city and wait for the rest of the party
>check the nature of the riot


No.8983

>>8977
He had
>A very highly decorated sword
>Lightweight plate armour
>Maps
>Notes


No.8984

>>8983
I take the sword, the maps and the notes.


No.8985

Okay night guys, I've gotta go
I attack the baddies if I need to
I want a fancier spear if we get any loot
I might be able to run a quest tomorrow (today, Saturday) in case DM can't


No.8986

>>8980
>>8981
>>8982
>>8984
With everything done, Starswirls charges up a mass teleport and returns you to the Unicopia palace.
He says you had best settle your personal disputes before meeting the princess again, then proceeds to go clean his ears with a cotton swab.


No.8988

>>8986
"I'm not going to breathe the same air as that whore again, especially after what happened up there. I'm staying out here."


No.8989

>>8988
"I'll tell her you said hi.


I'm ready when everyone else is."


No.8990

>>8986
Come on old man.


No.8991

>>8986
I'm ready.


No.8992

>>8986
check everyone and heal them of any injuries they received


No.8993

>>8992
"Why, I thought you died in that riot or something, good to see you're still kicking."


No.8994

>>8993
"You learn a lot from watching Dawn and Radiant when they fight. Good to see YOU'RE still kicking, even better that you're almost scratchless"


No.8995

>>8989
>>8990
>>8991
The princess is looking out her window at Canterlot Castle.
There is not a hint of the enjoyment of life or upbeat optimism she had before.
"Canterlot. How I miss it. It, like me, used to be important and beautiful. Now it, like me, is just another one of Discord's twisted mockeries…"
She turns to you, her eyes red and her posture poor.
"Starswirls. I see you have the proof I asked for. Good. Perhaps this trinket will bring me some peace.
They key is in the armoury. Show them my seal and the guards will let you in. Take anything. It no longer matters to me. I'll also send word to the mages you picked out earlier.
I wish you good luck, even though I can guess you believe in no such things."


No.8996

>>8995
To the armory. We've wasted enough time already.


No.8998

>>8995
I wait for them outside.


No.8999

>>8995
Let's go get that key. And check the armory for goodies too


No.9000

>>8995
Good day princess.
Lets go to the armory.


No.9001

>>8995
"I mean you no harm princess, but you look like you need some healing"
>cast detect evil on the princessRolled 3 = 3


No.9003

>>8996
>>8999
>>9000
The royal armories of Princess Platinum are stocked with rare and exotic things. The Key of Tartarus is kept in a separate locked safe one of the guards opens for you.
You can probably find almost anything you want in here.


No.9005

>>9001
She does not seem evil. Just bitter and disillusioned.


No.9007

>>9003
I look for something that will make my armor less cumbersome with sacrificing its protective qualities.


No.9008

>>9003
I look for something that will make my armor less cumbersome without sacrificing its protective qualities.


No.9009

>>9003
I don't need anything from here.


No.9010

>>9003
I look for a magic dagger to go with my new sword.


No.9011

>>9003
I look for poison of some sorts


No.9012

>>9005
"My efforts could not help, my apologies Princess. I'll be heading towards the rest of my party's location."

>grab a voulge for the wildguard, they might want something to slash as well as stab with


No.9018

>>9008
You find a finely crafted armour of Ironbark. It is lighter than it looks, but every bit as strong as your current set.
>>9010
You find a fine jeweled one. It has a gem on it which turns the blade ethereal when touched.
>>9011
You find a large bottle shaped like a coiled snake. The poison inside smells very potent.

>>9012
>>9009
Starswirls is done playing hopscotch with a mouse he found and greets you.
"Well met. I've taken the liberty to inform our soon to be allies of our next venture. Now I suggest you rest, as our next goal lies within Tartarus itself."

NEXT TIME ON MLPGDND: TIMEWARDEN: HELLGATE EQUESTRIA

>hit me with some reviews.


No.9019

>>9018
some of the back and forth was tedious. it helped and spurred more interaction, but was tedious


No.9020

>>9018
It was ****>fun

I barely have any experience with RPing but I very much enjoyed myself. Things went a bit slow at times though, but that's okay.


No.9021

>>9018
NEW HORSE QUEST WHEN.

Review: Not much to say it was ok but a little slow between 4chan and this place also this >>9019.


No.9023

I'm off for tonight guys, it was fun playing.

Any idea when the next session will be?


No.9024

>>9018
I got an unexpected >feel from this quest.
I think I managed to be useless.
Starswirls is best NPC yet, hands down.
It was nice to have a quest that is less combat oriented sometimes.
It would have been great if we solved everything diplomatically correct.

But really, do you think I managed to do that RP goal so far?

Next quest when?


No.9025

>>9024
>But really, do you think I managed to do that RP goal so far?

Yes.


No.9026

Welp, seems I've already reached the peak formula then.
Gonna keep that for future games.

Odds of a game tomorrow(today): low
Sunday: 50/50

I'm off


No.9027

>>9026
Ok bye.


No.9029

>>9026
>odds of game tomorrow(today): low
I won't be able to come if there is one. LAN party and all.

>Sunday: 50/50

>I had to come home to my parents to ask for money
>even my brother will come home
>I don't live with them anymore but they still go all crazy-parent mode when I do come home and frown when I stay up late

BUT FUCK ME IF I'M NOT GOING TO DISSAPOINT THEM AND QUEST AND STAY UP LATE AND SLEEP ALL DAY AND ARGUE WITH THEM ABOUT IT!
AND IT WILL ALL BE WORTH IT!


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