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>spit the dirt out
You can't take a joke can you?
Rolling to pull Radiant's tail with a rootRolled 8 = 8
>hearing about the letter, chuckle and turn to the princess
"I'd kiss you if my group weren't leaving so early"
So you were going to do what next, exactly?
Go shopping?
Check out the whorehouse?
Steal the key?
>>8515
If I say something that's in a "-"
I was just reminding Nasse.
>>8513
"There's no way I'm going to go to a lewd place like a brothel."
>>8522
Ah, forgot to change name
>>8521
Do
you wish to save your princess or not, disagreeable one? And anyway,
what better way to prove yourself a paragon of virtue than by entering
what you see as filth?
>>8517
>>8518
>>8519
>>8520
>>8522
The
Gilded Teats is not far from the palace. You can tell it is the right
place because the namesake is quite tastefully used as a sign by the
door.
It sure is whores in here.
The interior is thick with smoke
from hookahs and a soft background noise of murmured chatting and moans
mixes nicely with the soft if upbeat music played by the orchestra.
It seems like a classy whorehouse at least. It even has a receptionist.
>>8529
"Maybe we can find you a nice stallion in there, you obviously need to blow off some steam."
>>8530
>wait outside, obviously I wasn't paying attention to who we were supposed to be looking for
>>8530
"Yes,
excuse me, Miss? We are looking for one known as Silverteats, for a
matter dictated by the queen herself. Would you please direct us to
him?"
>>8530
I let the others take point and take in the atmosphere and musky smell of sex inside the brothel
>>8538
>>8539
"Silverthreads…
huh~ Yeah I think he's here. Skinny guy? Long horn? Nice mane? Should
be having a private show. That could be a while though. Why doncha take
the load off while ya wait? I'm sure you could use a moment fer
yerselves."
Starswirls is already smoking a hookah at a side table.
>>8542
"May I see your menu? Do you have takeaway service? I have a friend who's too shy to come in."
>>8542
Oh my, Unicornia-era indulgences experienced first hand?
Smoke a hookah with Starswirl and try to chat him up about magic and what he's seen in many futures.
>>8537
>romantic
>AWKWARDLY romantic
oh gods
>roll to decide whether to scan the outside of the building for possible escape-ways
>>8540
>0
Kinda smells like dick. You are not sure if you could go for some dick right now.
>>8541
You chill out.
>>8543
"I
guess we can get someone, provided it aint off the property. What ya
looking for? Stallion? Mare? Mare with a stallionface? Stallion dressed
like a mare? Changeling?"
>>8545
"You
see, time… time isn't a stream. It is interconnecting points. Right now
we are sitting here waiting for Silverthreads. See that waitress? She
is about to trip and drop the drinks. The customer will get mad. He will
leave. He wont be here next week. Next week a fight will break out. He
will not be involved. He will go on to sire a child and from that
bloodline will rise one who will build the entire city of Las Pegasus.
Now imagine she delivered those drinks on time. He will be here. He will
fight, and die, and poof, there goes an entire city.
And that's why we are here. To make sure Strife cannot mess up our future."
*puff*
>>8558
"I'll take a pretty mare to do the nervous cleric in the alleyway. I'll take a mare with a stallionface myself."
>>8550
THERE IS NO ESCAPE, ONLY FINELY SCULPTED MARE FLANKS.
>>8548
"Gotcha. Right this way"
She points to a side room where a couple of unicorns wait for you.
>>8549
Starswirls passes the hookah to you.
>>8558
>To make sure Strife cannot mess up our future
And here we are in a whorehouse… Can you move us forward or something time mage?
>>8558
Iiinteresting…
So
say there was a being that knew every possible event at exactly one
point in time. Would that be enough to predict the future and everything
beyond, if events are merely results of preceding events?
Also, ask him about heat dissipation with time. I want to improve my cold magics
>>8558
I just join Starswirl and the rest, kick back and relax while wai-
>>8569
>"The queen will pay for our treatments."
Scrap that, where are those whores at?
>>8567
Watch the cleric slip away but stay there.
Check my checklist of things to smite.
Ponder if I should add the Queen or not.
>>8561
He gives you the blankest stare you've ever seen.
"Shit
girl, no matter how many times I hear you say that it never stops being
so damn weird. Look around you. You'd rather be thrown straight into it
with Strife? Damn."
*puff**puff*
>>8562
"Well
I for one know every possible way this conversation can end, every way
the backalley meeting our friends are enjoying can end, and so forth.
I've seen them all, and tried them all. And of them all, this is the
optimal one. Now go find yourself that nice gal behind the booths there.
Silverthreads won't be long any more"
>>8563
The Unicorns ask you to lie down and relax, then ask how sharp you'd like your horns.
>>8574
>>8576
Hit by a sudden idea, take out my Big Book of Evil things, and check if it has anything with Strife or Discord.
>>8569
>>8572
"Whores, second floor.
Tarts on the left, strumpets on the right.
Courtesans at the back but those cost extra"
>>8574
You reason she will be dead by the time you go home, so it might be a wasted effort.
>>8576
"Not too sharp. Keep them just dull enough so that the ends won't chip when I ram something."
>>8579
scan the area for a place to get a drink
all these well sculpted flanks are getting to meRolled 10 = 10
>>8579
I don't even know the difference between those three, so I'll just go with the most expensive one
>>8577
Draconequus:
Ancient monster, said to rival minor gods in power. Often wield notable
magic powers, though vastly different to those of ponies. Some, like
the legendary Discord, were capable of shapeshifting. They draw strength
from disharmony, infighting, chaos, confusion and grudges.
>>8581
"Will do, snuggly. Just relax and let the pros do their work"
>>8588
"I guess we should try to hold together… We don't want them to be more powerful than they are now…"
Sit down on my flanks and start to daydream about Celestia.
>>8582
You head over to the salon and take a seat next to Tatanka
>>8583
>>8586
These
courtesans are some of the most slender, beautiful ponies you have ever
seen. Each like a statue dedicated to physical perfection.
There is also a rather muscular stallion there, similar in coat and mane to the princess. He has not noticed you enter.
>>8584
"He
thinks he is doing the best for Pegasuskind. He is not. He ignores the
threat of Strife entirely, and would only lead his followers to doom if
left uninterrupted. He does make really pretty cities though. So sad he
had to be a soldier and not an architect"
The hookah is empty.
>>8585
>10
A pretty mare at the bar offers to buy you a drink.
>>8592
You are interrupted by a bronze hued stallion
"The inside is much nicer than this back alley you know"
>>8599
There are many to pick from. However the stallion is hogging quit a few.
>>8602
"Yeah, light~ suuure~ Nice horn you got."
She winks at the bartender.
>>8604
Request that my horn be given a mage's treatment, going to want to improve spellcasting a little with this.
>>8604
"So, why are you here, anyway? Speak to me a bit of yourself."
>>8604
"You want that with a happy ending, sugar?"
>>8605
>>8611
There are plenty to pick from and the princess is paying. Hop in.
>>8615
"Thanks
to Strife the world that I knew is over. My nation lies in ruins and
most everyone I know is either dead or mad. Starswirl promised me a
chance for revenge. I was worried about working with you little ponies
at first, but most of you aren't too bad."
>>8613
"Well what about I set something other than a hoof in yours?"
>>8614
Your drink is either a glass of water or a glass of rubbing alcohol. Hard to tell by looking at it.
>>8615
"Ribbed it is then."
>>8616
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG_6CopW9GQ&feature=my_liked_videos&list=LLFfNk61ci82KsIktmINmBVw
>>8623
"Oh I'm sorry I didn't realize you swung that way. My bad."
He turns to leave, head hanging low.
>>8624
"Twigshins. A pleasure to meat you. Or a meat to pleasure you. Anyway you want it big guy."
>>8625
>not http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fYfdlKIon4
Meanwhile, Starswirls is talking with Silverthreads, who finished his show long ago.
>>8631
"Insult
me one more time and I'll break every bone in your body! Just because
not everyone is a cheap sellout whore, it doesn't mean… AAGH!"
Kick the wall of the brothel in frustration.
>>8631
>take a mock sip without ingesting any more
"Th-thanks,
really, however my desires lie on an open battlefield and I should get
back to my group. The drink is much appreciated."Rolled 7 = 7
>>8619
I see. I'm really just here for my own reasons, studying of magic and so on… Nothing as honourable as yours.
Wait till my hornjob is done and go out to meet Starswirl.
>>8636
She
leaves for a moment and returns with a young and rather inexperienced
looking buffalo. She introduces herself as Big Honeypot and remarks that
it is nice to see an actual buffalo for once, and not just some
thrillseeker.
>>8637
"Whoa hey, mixed signals there love. Lets try this again. I'm Copper Sands. You look like you could use some stress relief."
>>8641
"I'm glad to finally see another buffalo too."
It's probably time to fade to black. I'll rejoin Starswirl when it's finished.
>>8641
"If
you think you can have me as another one of your prizes you can forget
about it, and I'll get enough stress relief once I'm done with my
business here and then go home."
>>8643
God damn. Now what will I do with 15000 words of buffalo sex description?
>>8644
"Anyway you want it, I guess. You seemed special though. You had such a nice face. Oh well…"
>>8646
"You talk like a silly person, but that isn't really a problem for me. How would you like it?"
>>8650
Unicorn, or course. I'd like her to show me some magic, too, she had best be proficient and knowledgeable. Preferably with a nice stallionface.
>>8645
>>virgin
>>homo
"that's it"
>use cheap shot to slam the ponys face onto the table and start walking awayRolled 6 = 6
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>>8663
I fall back on my haunches as my ears fall down and I mutter the name.
"This can't be happening."
>>8662
The bouncer throws you out.
Starswirls
and Silverthreads are waiting for you on the street. They went ahead
and bought some fried carrots to snack on while they waited.
"I told you he'd be out soon."
"Starswirls, you are a cheater and a scoundrel and little more when it comes to bets."
>>8670
Finish up with my enrich session of discussing magic with the pretty mare masseuse and go out to meet Starswirl.
>>8670
Deciding
that I've had my fun, I thank the mare for her services and make my way
back downstairs to the reception. I see Starswirl and outside and meet
up with him
>>8670
I go out to meet with Starswirl.
Did anyone find the ponies that note talked about? It could be important.
>>8675
Aren't you Neutral Good?
>>8673
>>8674
>>8676
"Good to see you enjoyed yourselves. I know I always do."
>>8675
"Best avoid it. I won't go into the details but down the line your wife will never be born in that timeline."
"Now who are we missing hm hm hm…"
>>8678
I smack my hoof on my forehead gasping
"The stallion inside must've been that Crown guy!"
>>8682
I ignore the call of my sister as I still stare at myself and try to fit the pieces together.
>>8677
As you mumble and writhe, you notice that you are being dragged away by your tail by Starswirls' magic
"If
there is one thing in time that never seems to change it is your
endless indecisiveness. Now hurry along, we have a spell to cast."
>>8690
"When
I do you call me a bush-bearded liarface heretic and storm off to mope.
Not that the end result is different but this one is more amusing."
>>8686
"This
fine fellow is Silverthreads. He has developed a spell that grants
earth and unicorn ponies wings for a few days. It is a bit unreliable,
but enough to get us into Galeopolis."
>>8691
"Which one was it this time?"
>>8695
"He was bulky looking and had similar colors to the princess
I was too distracted by the local wildlife to approach him"
>>8697
"They both look like that. You can tell one from the other because their names are quite telling."
>>8698
"We'll figure something out. We always do."
>>8695
"You
call this amusing? Does this amuse you, huh? If it does, you can go
fuck yours- wait… you… you can help me save her! Once we're done here,
you can alter time and let me save her!"
>>8699
"Forget
it, he's probably too busy with those mares anyway and I doubt he'll
come willingly. I don't feel like dealing with any more royal snobs
today."
>>8700
"By
now I should probably waste the time to give you a talk about how the
past is not something to toy with for minor personal gain as every
action risks a reaction that can echo on for centuries to come, but from
what I remember you are too stubborn to take that as a real answer so
I'll settle with "no"."
>>8701
"If
we are still in the correct timeline, certainly. Then again their
whereabouts are a trivial point with no real changes to the flow of time
in any way that affects anything important. If one was in there, the
other is at the market."
>>8704
"I
correct myself, you can go fuck yourself where you stand. I hope my
grief amuses you greatly. Let's just get done with your fucking task and
send me back to my time so I can bring a flower to her grave. I hope
you will find that amusing too."
>>8705
>>8706
>>8707
Starswirls nods
"I and Silverthreads will go to his study to prep the spell. It is the tall house with the red tower on it.
If
you didn't notice anything special back in the courtesan room, then
that was probably Crown Jewels. That means Family Jewels is the one at
the market. He should be easy enough to spot. Looks just like his
brother, only his name is more fitting."
>>8710
Wait
Who died
The spy Cloak and Dagger mentioned?
>>8712
Well I'm gonna go back to the courtesans.
The males would be too distracted anyway
Rolling to not to get distractedRolled 1 = 1
>>8725
What better way than showing them the actual order to go home from mother dearest.
Well that just leaves the market team
Roll to look for Family Jewels.
>>8725
Well he has the letter now and the two of you put on a very nice show so that's our job done. We should go to the building Starswirl mentioned.
>>8726
Stay upset.
I'm not looking for him.
I'm not working for that whore.
And I had enough with Starswirl and his task already.
>>8733
"I
am going to kill Strife with the Wrath of a Thousand Suns for Celestia.
I'm not going to look for the stray puppy of a bitch who wants us to
destroy a city."
SUDDENLY
You feel yourself translocate.
You are inside Silverstads' house. You all have wings. Even the buffalo has them, though his are rather small.
Starswirls looks unamused.
"Time, though endless, can still be wasted. Don't make me fast forward like that again"
You are now able to get to Galeopolis
>>8737
"It
is n-" Starswirls momentarily looks very confused and frightened, then
shakes it off "Ahem. Time's a wasting. Onwards to Galeopolis."
He sheds his trademark robe and hat, replacing them with traditional pegasus clothes.
>>8741
"Yes. That was an important step regarding the future. Now all we need is that helmet.
Galeopolis is a short flight away. I could teleport us there, but it is better to get used to these wings.
Is everypone ready?"
>>8746
>>8747
>>8748
>>8749
Starswirls gives every unicorn a hat to wear.
"Remember: no magic. We are going in undercover."
After
a short while you get used to the magical wings and reach Galepolis. It
is a mighty fortress-town built out of clouds. There are patrols flying
around the perimeter and several guards at the main gates.
>>8750
"Before we go in, we're not murdering him. I don't evel like the idea of stealing, but we don't have anything better."
>>8759
My name is Dawn our lord commander send me to unicornia and im back with a important message.
>>8760
"Are you insane? If anything, we should be killing this bastard, not the one who will be helping us out."
>>8763
"The hell is there to see in that whore dump anyway?"
"Flying buffalo at least by the looks of it"
"Oh wow. And they said guard duty was boring"
"What IS the deal with that anyway?"
"Indeed, Dawn was it? What's the deal with the flying buffalo?"
>>8765
I save him from the tyranny of the unicorns of course he is loyal to our commander now.
>>8766
"Cool story pegasister"
"I was expecting it to be a circus act"
"Or a gift of some kind"
"Something like that"
"I'm sure the commander will be amused"
"Indeed"
"Go on in you lot. Welcome back to Galeopolis"
You are inside the fortress.
This seems to be some kind of market area, with a barracks or two to the sides and the keep itself a bit further away.
>>8774
"we won't. but i'm sure there are a few pegasi here that aren't liking their current commander"
>>8775
"Why not? He seems like an cow-hearted bastard to me. What can we trade the helmet for?"
>>8778
"Lets not get overheard around here. But personally I'd like to see if his helmet would be worth keeping"
>>8777
A pegasus overhears
"How right you are. Bofors is a sack of cunts I wouldn't trust my garbage with."
Another butts in
"HEY!
You shut your mouth about the commander, he is doing his best to save
us from Discord. Certainly beats dying in a whorehouse like those
Unicorns or being a slave to madness like the earthies."
A few more join in
"Running solves nothing!"
"YOUR FACE SOLVES NOTHING!"
"WELL HOW ABOUT I SLAP YOUR SHIT!"
>>8781
"Say
we kill platinum, how do we get out of the palace, and eventually the
castle without succumbing to exhaustion from near endless fighting? how
do we do that HERE as well?"
>>8781
"If
you are going to make a deal with this guy, I hope you lot will be
using more tact whilst negotiating than when we talked to the princess."
>>8782
"Huh, maybe we can spark a rebellion and let these featherbrains do the work for us."
>>8782
I stand forward.
"CALM
DOWN, YOU FOOLS! Do you want Discord to win? No? Then stop with this
hatred at once and behave yourself like real soldiers!"
>>8791
"I'm
not a commander, I just want Ponykind and Pegasi to survive! If your
foolish disputes help to empower Discord and Strife, our kind will go
extinct. Do you want that? Do you?!"
"Should we use the riot as a distraction to sneak a thief into the keep, or try to spark a fullblown revolution?'
>>8801
"THE ONLY THING HERE KILLING US IS YOUR FACE!"
>>8802
A black and grey pegasus gives you a very angry look
>>8799
"UNICORNS? WHERE!? DECADENT BASTARDS THE LOT OF THEM! LAYING DOWN TO DIE AND NOT EVEN TRYING TO FIND A SOLUTION!"
>>8806
"Can we please just go murder this idiot leader and get out of here? Pegasi give me worse headaches than Radiant."
>>8806
I miss word of power now
Are you all drunk?
Can you not see how grave the situation of Pegasi and Ponykind is?
>>8806
"COULD BE ANY OF US! COULD BE ALL OF US! COULD BE THAT WORTHLESS COMMANDER WHO MURDERED OLD HURRICANE"
>>8809
"THERE AINT NO SITUATION. WE TAKE THE FORT AND FLY IT WEST. PROBLEM SOLVED. LET THE OTHERS ROT!"
"YEAH!"
"ALL HAIL BOFORS!"
>>8810
"YOU FIRST!"
>>8812
"Let's just calm down and get to the keep. We can solve our problem when we get there."
>>8818
HURRICANE WAS MURDERED!
HURRIMURRI!
HURDAMUR!
HURDURR!
HURRRDURR!
The crowd descends into madness as several guards fly from the keep to break it up.
>>8816
>>8815
>>8813
You arrive at the keep. There are no guards at the gates as they are breaking up the riot at the market.
>>8813
I follow the rest
"We should kill Bofors, he obviously doesn't know how to run a city. Dawn could replace him! Think of the possibilities!"
>>8819
"THEY'RE GOING TO SILENCE US! USE THEIR WHORISH MAGIC TO KEEP US QUIET AND SUBMIT TO THE UNICORNS!"
>>8824
"Pfffff, we should still dispose of him and replace him with someone who is willing to fight instead of run."
>>8821
>>8822
>>8823
There
is a lot of commotion coming from higher up in the keep. You can see
three paths. One leads to the upper floors, one to the other parts of
this floor and the last deeper down into the base cloud.
>>8825
"HURRMURR!"
"DURRRRR!"
The riot is getting a bit out of hand as more and more guards fly in to beat down the angry hordes.
Roll to not get attacked.
>>8828
>>8831
"Fine, you can try to convince him if you honestly believe this is the best solution."
>>8830
"Split up or stick together?"
>>8830
>rollin
"LOOK AT THEIR NUMBERS! SOME COULD BE BRAINWASHED! OTHERS COULD BE UNICORN! KNOCK THEM DOWN BEFORE WE GET OVERWHELMED!"Rolled 5 = 5
>>8835
>if i'm not down, roll to inspire these rioting pegasi
"COME MY UNICORN BRETHREN! FIGHT ON! FIGHT! ON!"Rolled 5 = 5
>>8836
"You're going to have to be damn sneaky to that off. If he's wearing that helmet, I'd like to see how you'll pull that off"
>>8835
You flash the guards a quick "problem, officer?". They ignore you for now.
>>8836
You
see more guards launch out the windows to fight the chaos down at the
market. It seems this second floor was mostly sleeping quarters. There
might be an armoury too if you look for one. By the layout you determine
the officer quarters are one level above.
>>8841
>>8842
This door leads to the officer quarters. It is pretty heavy.
>>8843
"HEY! Where do you think you're going? STOP! I have some questions to ask!"
Roll to not get busted.
>>8846
>>8849
The door is now unlocked.
You can hear some intense talking on the other side.
>>8848
"Don't you comrade me, weirdwings. What was your part in that riot just now?"
>>8851
"I
was shoving my way through to get one of my shoes fixed! You look
pretty scuffed up yourself, how bout you an' me cool off with some
drinks after this? My bill. OH HEY WATCHOUT!"Rolled 10 = 10
>>8854
>"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON OUT THERE?"
>"Looks like a riot, Commander."
>"A RIOT OVER WHAT?"
>"Commander Hurricane it seems. Or unicorns."
>"WHAT THE FEATHER IS WRONG WITH THESE PONIES, SERIOUSLY?"
>"We share your frustration, but this is not the time for that"
>"We should prepare Galeopolis to move out as soon as possible"
>"The weapons bay is more or less good to go, all we need is a final test run"
>"FINE. THEN DO IT."
>fly
in and use my hoof to raise my shield to protect the pegasus guard from
the quickly outbreaking rioteers' flailing attacksRolled 2 = 2
Sorry for disappearing like that. My computer fucked up pretty bad but I think I have it fixed now. I assume I'm still with Radiant and Dawn?
>>8863
Nope. Too slow. The guard eats shit hard.
You can still run away though.
>>8860
"WHO THE F-is that a buffalo?"
>>8867
>>8868
>>8869
"Ok I don't even care about what you just said HOW DID YOU GET A BUFFALO IN HERE?"
>>8872
He can fly and he is a prisioner of the unicorns after his liberation he told us about princess platinum evil scheme.
>>8873
"Mighty kind of you, stranger. I'm called Windsock by the way"
>>8875
"More
so than any other pony has cared. After all, with these new designs we
can easily move our cities to safety in times of need. Pegasi will never
again need to fear the poisonous presence of Discord.
Now. BUFFALO. HOW."
>>8882
"And
do you think Pegasi will be able to survive without the food the earth
ponies grow? If you abandon Equestria, you will doom us all!"
>>8882
"Aether Node, but Aenoi for short.
Now how about we get outta here before our shit gets kicked even worse?"
>>8883
"My life? That's a bold claim coming from a parade of uninvited guests that simply burst into my quarters."
>>8884
"Simple. We hunt and gather."
>>8886
"Hunt?
We are herbivores. And we are no simple savages like earth ponies who
can live on seeds and berries… And even if we were, we couldn't feed
every single pegasi! I ask you to reconsider this! Discords wants this!
We must stand united and defeat him, like how we defeated the
Wyndigoes!"
>>8885
"Afraid that's a no go buddy, there's a riot that needs quelling."
>>8888
"Legends and fairytales. Discord is just a monster, not some chaos god. Besides, there are other lands to settle in."
>>8889
"Horseapples. This thing belonged to pegasi commanders long before our alliance with Unicorns."
>>8892
Exactly! But the princess whore curse your helmet since the days of commander Hurricane.
>>8890
"Walking
is stilted until I get my shoe fixed. Tell you what, I'll get your
first 3 drinks in case I take too long. Where you get your fix?
Break cover on 3?"
>>8891
"There is nothing worth saving in these lands"
>>8893
He removes the helmet and observes it for a while
"…what proof do you have?"
>>8895
>show him my jeweled crown
I stole this from the princess herself mylord.
I over hear the whole plan.
>>8894
"The
commander will have my balls for this but to be honest I'd prefer the
drinks over the riot. I know a tavern on the other side of the market"
>>8897
"We save what life we can. Losses are acceptable if they enable us to save others."
>>8899
"On three then! 1…
2….
3! Break!"
>make a run away from the riot and follow Windsock to the tevern. paying for the first 3 rounds
>>8898
Wait… That doesn't look like-HURK
>>8900
Your blade finds its mark with ease. The commander id dead before you can even pull it out.
The others three officers in the room attack you.
Roll for initiative.
>>8908
Sentry means I automatically win the initiative. I Slam the nearest officer.Rolled 9 = 9
>>8908
"Damn you!"
I told them I won't partake in sensless bloodshed.
I only defend myself if they attack me, but do not counter-attack.Rolled 1 = 1
>>8917
"Well you did save my head back there…"
>>8913
Your
massive mass tosses the relatively tiny officer aside, and he slams
into a rather cushiony cloud wall. He is dazed, but not helpless quite
yet.
>>8914
You pop out of sight and strike the dazed officer, rendering him helpless.
>>8915
As
you stand there, one of the officers strikes you with a power attack
from their warhammer. The Sun Pendant activates to protect you from
harm.
>>8916
You scrape the cheek of the third officer, but nothing more.
Round 2
>>8926
Jump at the pegasus who just got knocked against the wall and stab him with daggerRolled 5 = 5
>>8926
So uh
I'll charge my spear with my smash or bash or whatwasit and strike the nearest opponent.Rolled 2 = 2
>>8926
I slam him again.
Doesn't my superheavy armor mean that should have been a crit?Rolled 9 = 9
>>8926
>Look around before leaning in and whispering
"I'm
one of many agents sent out to 'encourage' the three races and any
other races to unite and build a bond of trust and understanding.
I'm also from the future"
>roll for believabilityRolled 8 = 8
>>8932
Though helpless, he still manages to roll out of the way in time
>>8930
Only to get killed by Groves.
>>8931
>>8929
Radiant evades another attack from the officer, and Yvonne leaps in to wound him.
>>8933
Then
Tatanka smashes into the wounded one like a freight train, splintering
bones and sending him flying as he is rendered helpless.
One officer is dead
One is helpless
The last is scraped but nothing more
Round 3
>>8937
"You did have this… strange feel about you. You know what, I think I believe you.
So what do you intend to do now?"
>>8939
"It saddens me it has come to this… This didn't need to happen!"
I still don't attack anyone.Rolled 7 = 7
>>8945
You
lean over the helpless officer, close his eyes and kiss him goodnight,
then pull your blade across his throat, severing the entire head.
>>8941
Yvonne then sinks her spear deep into the final officer, who staggers heavily and falls over, helpless and horribly wounded.
Starswirls,
who has spent the time drawing little doodles in the cloud walls,
quickly lifts the last officer in the air and snaps his neck with a half
hearted thought.
"Watching this fight is always so tiresome. Save for the buffalo charges. Like pinball. Heh. I think it is time we leave now"
>>8960
"And you are ugly"
>>8951
"Oh my… But I doubt it. There are others above me in rank. They are next in line for Commander."
>>8958
"Agreed."
>>8961
"Because
he was useless in the big picture. He was going to run away from the
fight. Not to mention we, or at least I, promised the princess to kill
him."
>>8967
"You shamelessly murdered someone just because someone asked you. You didn't even gave him a fair chance to fight."
>>8965
"Cut the crap and let's go. I didn't agree to any of this."
>>8965
"Rank
will mean nothing when they see armies at your command. Have a strong
heart, firm wings, and don't forget to look up every now and then.
You'll lead our people to prosperity."
>roll for motivation on the guy, he has a long road ahead of him
does liquid courage help my roll? I hope soRolled 5 = 5
>>8969
"We asked her something and she asked us something in return. Some ponies have a sense of honour, you know."
>>8970
Dawn picked it up already
>>8972
"HONOUR?"
I advance on him
"ASSASINATION? BACKSTABING? MURDER? YOU KNOW NOTHING OF HONOUR!"
>>8971
"Kind words. If luck does ever give me a shot at being Commander, I will certainly take it. Thanks, friend from the future."
>>8969
"Every time in such a hurry Goldentail. Every time. We can leave if there is nothing more you need from here."
>>8973
"That's
the way of war. You have your style of battle, I have mine. I had an
agreement and I followed up on it, doesn't matter how I did it."
>>8974
"I have to get going."
>drop bag of coins
"ANOTHER ONE FOR MY FRIEND HERE! AND ALL THE GUARDS WHO QUELLED THE RIOT"
>then leave to outside the city and wait for the rest of the party
>check the nature of the riot
Okay night guys, I've gotta go
I attack the baddies if I need to
I want a fancier spear if we get any loot
I might be able to run a quest tomorrow (today, Saturday) in case DM can't
>>8980
>>8981
>>8982
>>8984
With everything done, Starswirls charges up a mass teleport and returns you to the Unicopia palace.
He
says you had best settle your personal disputes before meeting the
princess again, then proceeds to go clean his ears with a cotton swab.
>>8986
"I'm not going to breathe the same air as that whore again, especially after what happened up there. I'm staying out here."
>>8993
"You
learn a lot from watching Dawn and Radiant when they fight. Good to see
YOU'RE still kicking, even better that you're almost scratchless"
>>8989
>>8990
>>8991
The princess is looking out her window at Canterlot Castle.
There is not a hint of the enjoyment of life or upbeat optimism she had before.
"Canterlot.
How I miss it. It, like me, used to be important and beautiful. Now it,
like me, is just another one of Discord's twisted mockeries…"
She turns to you, her eyes red and her posture poor.
"Starswirls. I see you have the proof I asked for. Good. Perhaps this trinket will bring me some peace.
They
key is in the armoury. Show them my seal and the guards will let you
in. Take anything. It no longer matters to me. I'll also send word to
the mages you picked out earlier.
I wish you good luck, even though I can guess you believe in no such things."
>>8995
"I mean you no harm princess, but you look like you need some healing"
>cast detect evil on the princessRolled 3 = 3
>>8996
>>8999
>>9000
The
royal armories of Princess Platinum are stocked with rare and exotic
things. The Key of Tartarus is kept in a separate locked safe one of the
guards opens for you.
You can probably find almost anything you want in here.
>>9003
I look for something that will make my armor less cumbersome with sacrificing its protective qualities.
>>9003
I look for something that will make my armor less cumbersome without sacrificing its protective qualities.
>>9005
"My efforts could not help, my apologies Princess. I'll be heading towards the rest of my party's location."
>grab a voulge for the wildguard, they might want something to slash as well as stab with
>>9008
You find a finely crafted armour of Ironbark. It is lighter than it looks, but every bit as strong as your current set.
>>9010
You find a fine jeweled one. It has a gem on it which turns the blade ethereal when touched.
>>9011
You find a large bottle shaped like a coiled snake. The poison inside smells very potent.
>>9012
>>9009
Starswirls is done playing hopscotch with a mouse he found and greets you.
"Well
met. I've taken the liberty to inform our soon to be allies of our next
venture. Now I suggest you rest, as our next goal lies within Tartarus
itself."
NEXT TIME ON MLPGDND: TIMEWARDEN: HELLGATE EQUESTRIA
>hit me with some reviews.
>>9018
some of the back and forth was tedious. it helped and spurred more interaction, but was tedious
>>9018
It was ****>fun
I barely have any experience with RPing but I very much enjoyed myself. Things went a bit slow at times though, but that's okay.
>>9018
NEW HORSE QUEST WHEN.
Review: Not much to say it was ok but a little slow between 4chan and this place also this >>9019.
>>9018
I got an unexpected >feel from this quest.
I think I managed to be useless.
Starswirls is best NPC yet, hands down.
It was nice to have a quest that is less combat oriented sometimes.
It would have been great if we solved everything diplomatically correct.
But really, do you think I managed to do that RP goal so far?
Next quest when?
Welp, seems I've already reached the peak formula then.
Gonna keep that for future games.
Odds of a game tomorrow(today): low
Sunday: 50/50
I'm off
>>9026
>odds of game tomorrow(today): low
I won't be able to come if there is one. LAN party and all.
>Sunday: 50/50
>I had to come home to my parents to ask for money
>even my brother will come home
>I don't live with them anymore but they still go all crazy-parent mode when I do come home and frown when I stay up late
BUT FUCK ME IF I'M NOT GOING TO DISSAPOINT THEM AND QUEST AND STAY UP LATE AND SLEEP ALL DAY AND ARGUE WITH THEM ABOUT IT!
AND IT WILL ALL BE WORTH IT!