Gotta start somewhere.
"Well you're in luck, my friend. I have travelled far, to that part of the map that can only be called "here there be monsters". And there I learned the secret art to foretell the future with…"
Take out my pack of cards.
"Cards. Business, family, health, love
, all of these bring us worry. Let the cards show you the way.
Consultations today for an extra low price."