Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 01:17:47 No. 531674
Do I look like some kind of faggot?
Of course we go with stallion
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 01:20:46 No. 531676
I like eyelashes
Let's go with female
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 01:28:49 No. 531686
I like males, let's go with a stallion.
UL 02/23/14 (Sun) 01:51:37 No. 531705
Two for male, and two for female.
Next post decides!
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 02:02:06 No. 531710
1 for male and 2 for female.
Roll #1 1 = 1
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 09:34:08 No. 532095
Unicorn, for double horny
Tela 02/23/14 (Sun) 12:41:19 No. 532096
I think we should be a feathery pony
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 12:53:56 No. 532097
UNICORN MASTER RACE
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 13:12:45 No. 532098
Pegasus all day every day.
We shall call him…
Cunt Destroyer Hemispherical Anemometer John Smith
Wait, wait, I got
What about a real, cloudy pegasus name
UL 02/23/14 (Sun) 13:55:08 No. 532099 >>532098 >>532097 >>532096 >>532095 >>532094
Congratulations! You are now a FLYHORSE! Your name is CUMULUS and your cutie mark is a CLOUD.
Goddamn your parents were original.
Do you want to go through some designs, or are you raring to go?
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 13:56:05 No. 532100
What's this vanilla bullshit?
Lets mix things up and be a
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 13:57:38 No. 532101
Let us not be bald.
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 13:57:51 No. 532102
Being classy gentlecolts, I think we should definitely wear a fedora.
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 14:02:58 No. 532103
Everypony who is anypony should not be bald. The pompadour is the manestyle of champions.
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 14:18:46 No. 532106
B for design, E for colour
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 14:22:30 No. 532108
B design, D color
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 14:46:10 No. 532111
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 14:47:21 No. 532112
Baltimare is near horseshoe bay, so Baltimare it is.
It's also not a fucking swamp, which is nice.
UL 02/23/14 (Sun) 14:53:15 No. 532113 >>532112
You pull out your trusty HOOFDRAWN MAP and give it a stern looking.
Yup, swamps are definitely out, they're far too swampy. Baltimare is the way to go.
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 14:54:28 No. 532114
FLAP THOSE WINGS YOUNG CUMULUS
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 14:57:33 No. 532115
We have a job to do FOR THE PRINCESS!
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 14:59:02 No. 532116
To Baltimare we fly!
UL 02/23/14 (Sun) 15:04:36 No. 532117 >>532116 >>532115 >>532114
Yeah… About that.
You kinda broke one of your wings back in Canterlot as part of some drunken bet.
It's part of the reason you're in the middle of some forest instead of where you need to be already.
But you couldn't let PRINCESS CELESTIA down! You'll make the whole journey on hoof if you need to!
… Plus you didn't have any money for the train.
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 15:05:53 No. 532118
Fucking damnit, we need to stop drinking away all our money and partaking in stupid bets.
Let's just trot then.
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 15:06:01 No. 532119
GODDAMMIT CUMULUS, WHATCHA PLAYIN' AT BOY?
Fine, we're going on hoof then.
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 15:06:17 No. 532120
Our own inability to act in a respectable manner brings shame to our uniform.
March, head held high until we reach our destination. We represent the crown here, and will not tarnish it further.
UL 02/23/14 (Sun) 15:17:14 No. 532121 >>532118 >>532119 >>532120
That's right! This is no time to mope about broken wings or what could have been or how you were supposed to be there about a day ago!
You'll trot your way there and you'll like it!
And hey, maybe you'll even make it off the bottom trainee list this year!
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 15:18:03 No. 532122
We can always just say that we faced off some timberwolves.
See, they even broke our wing!
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 15:19:24 No. 532123
Good pony. Get some hooftracks on the ground!
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 15:19:30 No. 532124
We will train harder, we will improve, and we will make the Sun proud of us.
Check that the package is secure.
UL 02/23/14 (Sun) 15:31:51 No. 532125 >>532122
Aw man, that would get you some real respect around the barracks!
You can't wait to get back to tell them all how you took on ten- no twenty timberwolves! And you rescued a bunch of foals too!
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 15:34:08 No. 532126
Let's cut back on those numbers.
We don't need to gloat too much. Just five or ten will do.
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 15:34:12 No. 532127
What would the princess think of such lies?
UL 02/23/14 (Sun) 15:48:01 No. 532128 >>532127
Seven then. That still sounds impressive.
Oh you can only imagine how happy you would be to have the Princess know. You might even get a medal! You'd might actually meet her! That would be
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 15:48:28 No. 532129
Let's not go too overboard.
UL 02/23/14 (Sun) 15:50:40 No. 532130 >>532124
You give the package a good once over. The seal is still intact and the paper is all nice and neatly wrapped. As it should be, you're a professional after all!
You check your other items too. You have a MAP, an APPLE, and 5 BITS.
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 15:50:42 No. 532131
Well we won't get shit if we don't deliver that package.
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 15:51:00 No. 532132
Better deliver this package fast so we get to meet her sooner!
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 15:52:08 No. 532133
Which type of apple? This is important.
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 16:01:37 No. 532135
Absolute shit. Might as well throw it away.
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 16:03:45 No. 532136
Reserve it for later. The work of the Princess cannot be done on an empty stomach.
UL 02/23/14 (Sun) 16:05:16 No. 532137 >>532135
Well it looks like
woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 16:06:02 No. 532138
Must be the broken wing side.
Now let's keep walking, we don't have all day!
UL 02/23/14 (Sun) 16:20:05 No. 532139 >>532138
After some time marching you arrive at a clearing. A river stretches out in front of you.
A sign points towards Baltimare, next to a seemingly broken rope bridge.
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 16:21:25 No. 532140
This is not our day. Ask that nearby horse what happened.
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 16:22:15 No. 532141
That pony over there might know why the bridge is busted. Let's ask.
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 16:26:11 No. 532142
Ford that shit
If we can't even swim in armor, what good are we to the princess?
UL 02/23/14 (Sun) 16:38:24 No. 532143 >>532142
Yeah… Swimming is just like flying. But in water. Right?
It's fine. You can totally do this.
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 16:41:22 No. 532145
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 17:16:44 No. 532149
Say thanks to your saviour
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 17:17:39 No. 532150
Goddammit Cumulus. Say thanks to the horse that rescued your ass
UL 02/23/14 (Sun) 17:27:39 No. 532151 >>532150 >>532149
You say introduce yourself to the mare and also thank her for saving your life.
She says it's nothing, and she was just surprised you were having trouble since the river isn't that deep.
She also says she's here to repair the bridge, so maybe you can wait a bit before trying to drown yourself again?
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 17:32:23 No. 532152
Offer our help with fixing that bridge then!
Protect and serve!
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 17:33:16 No. 532153
Inform her we are in a hurry, and that the package is important.
A hasty solution is a good solution, in some cases.
UL 02/23/14 (Sun) 17:45:32 No. 532154 >>532152 >>532153
You tell the mare that as a royal guard you are proud to offer the any assistance that she requires, but that you are also in a hurry to deliver something very important.
The mare says that's fine, there's some tools in the cart over there that would help her repair the bridge faster, and some towels if you want to dry yourself off. Or you could just cross the river, the bridge is only really there for not getting wet.
She climbs into the river herself.
Huh, you guess it really wasn't that deep. That just kinda makes it more embarrassing.
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 17:48:19 No. 532155
Wrap the package in a towel just in case and attempt to cross the river with her
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 18:04:31 No. 532157
We're sworn to protect and serve the motherland, let's help repair the bridge if we can.
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 18:04:59 No. 532158
>>532156 Ask her how we can help with the bridge. It will make a convenient excuse for our delayed trip
UL 02/23/14 (Sun) 18:08:46 No. 532159 >>532155
You walk up to the cart and take a look inside. There's not much, just some TOWELS, a TOOLBOX, ROP, and a few POTIONS of some sort.
You wrap your VERY IMPORTANT PACKAGE in a towel to save it from getting any wetter than it should be.
And it seems like you should really help out repairing that bridge. You grab the toolbox as well, to bring back to the mare.
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 18:12:52 No. 532160
Her drinks are not our business
Grab the tools and ask how we can help
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 18:14:03 No. 532161
Ask what those potions are
UL 02/23/14 (Sun) 18:20:00 No. 532162 >>532160
You wonder if this'll counts towards you 'Civic Duty' certification.
You also dry yourself off with a towel. Can't let that armour rust, you spent so long polishing it!
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 18:21:35 No. 532163
Get to the bridge and open the toolbox. Ask her what the deal with those potions is.
UL 02/23/14 (Sun) 18:31:48 No. 532164 >>532161 >>532163
While all citizens enjoy privacy under the Princess, you have a duty as a guard to make sure no illegal materials are being transported by anyone!
… Not that you have any idea if the potions are illegal or not, but you should still ask.
You move back to the river to find something… Distracting.
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 18:34:56 No. 532165
A little peek won't kill us…
UL 02/23/14 (Sun) 18:47:21 No. 532166 >>532165
Excuse you! You are a royal guard (in training)! You don't just take peeks at other's rear-ends.
No matter how… Round…
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 18:49:16 No. 532167
We enlisted in the guard, not a brothel
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 18:49:25 No. 532168
It was for the sole reason of assuring that she did not drown!
UL 02/23/14 (Sun) 18:59:55 No. 532169 >>532167
Well there was that one time…
That is the exact reason you were looking at her behind, you explain to the mare. No other reason.
She says it's okay, she gets that a lot.
And thanks for bringing the tools! She can get the bridge fixed in a couple of minutes. There doesn't seem to have been damage anyway.
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 19:00:48 No. 532170
Is there anything else we can help with, or does she have it under control?
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 19:07:01 No. 532171
Guard the package until she is done.
No harm must befall it
UL 02/23/14 (Sun) 19:17:53 No. 532172 >>532170
You ask if you can help out anymore with the repair. She says not really, and that it might be best if you stayed on land, seeing how you reacted before.
You're always guarding the package! It will never leave your side!
Oh and you ask the mare about the potions you saw in her cart. Just, y'know, what they do and stuff.
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 19:21:17 No. 532173
Yeah, ask her. We have to know that it's not drugs or anything.
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 19:22:00 No. 532174
Offer her a towel when she's done.
UL 02/23/14 (Sun) 19:41:54 No. 532175 >>532173
She says that they're just health supplement potions, nice healthy vitamin potions!
Also the bridge is fixed and you can totally get across now!
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 19:44:58 No. 532176
Why not just eat fruit? Same thing, isn't it?
The towel offer still stands, too.
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 19:48:07 No. 532177
Hmmmm, seems a little fishy!
Ask her if you could have a taste.
UL 02/23/14 (Sun) 20:04:42 No. 532178 >>532176 >>532177
The mare goes back to the cart and towels herself off.
You follow and ask if you could sample the potions, just for royal guard reasons.
She says the potions are very expensive and fragile, and she doesn't want anyone messing around with them, no offence.
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 20:04:59 No. 532179
Let her keep the potions. We have a package to deliver
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 20:06:24 No. 532180
Fine, let's move it then!
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 20:07:31 No. 532181
Remind her not to be so suspicious the next time he is talking to a royal guard, they might not be as cool as we are.
UL 02/23/14 (Sun) 20:25:56 No. 532182 >>532179 >>532181
While she is acting a tiiiiiny bit suspicious, she did save your life, sort of, so you'll let it slide for now.
The trip across the bridge is much less eventful. You're making real progress here!
The mare says that if you're heading to Baltimare, she'd like to tag along as well, she'd be glad for the protection offered by a royal guard.
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 20:27:58 No. 532183
Protection is what we do
Distractions is what we can't afford
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 20:28:27 No. 532184
Tell her she's welcome to, especially after saving your life. Tell her your name is Cumulus.
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 20:29:14 No. 532185
Tell her we are more than glad that she wishes to join us.
UL 02/23/14 (Sun) 21:10:53 No. 532186 >>532185 >>532183 >>532184
You re-introduce yourself as Cumulus. She finds that funny for whatever reason, and says her name is Marigold.
You tell her that you're perfectly fine with her tagging along, so long as she doesn't do anything distracting.
She says she won't, and she's glad that you're protecting her valuable stuff.
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 21:14:43 No. 532188
Karate chop that guy!
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 21:15:49 No. 532189
Kick him in the dick and arrest him for attempted lawbreaking and possession of a point object.
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 21:17:21 No. 532191
>>532190 I'm sure that mare will be very grateful after we saved her
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 21:19:03 No. 532193
Pull out your inner gangster and shank that mothafucka
Anonymous 02/23/14 (Sun) 21:36:40 No. 532194
Thanks, I like your art style. It's kawaii, nigga