/q/ - Quest

ADVENTURE!
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 No.476730

moved to here so I don't shit up the general

You are femanon and totally not Flitter.

You are currently on a train towards Ponyville, said to be the home of many monsters! That's okay, though; you hope to one day be a strong female warrior who don't need no man, and this is the first stop on your quest!

It's a long journey, though. The kid next to you is playing some sort of weeaboo strategy game on his gameboy, and the stallion next to you is reading the paper. You're feeling kinda sleepy…

What do?

 No.476731

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You decide to chat with the colt about his video game. Before you can drop your spaghetti any harder, though, you hear a loud banging noise coming from the roof, and your current car has gone rather quiet.

It must be bandits! They'll be coming inside soon. What do you do?

 No.476732

>>476731
Remove shirt.

 No.476733

>>476731

Take up a fighting pose!

 No.476734

>>476731
Procure the weapons you keep on your person for just such an occasion.

 No.476735

>>476731
remember your intense martial arts training

 No.476736

Fashion chain sword out of stallion's paper!

 No.476737

Well that was unexpected.

Hide behind stallion, he will surely protect you.

 No.476738

>>476731

whup out our robe and wizard hat and blast that sumbitch off the prime material plane

 No.476739

>>476731
Appeal to the stallion's MANLY INSTINCTS

 No.476740

>>476731
Pony bandits?

 No.476741

>>476731
Pull our shiv out from its hiding place.

 No.476742

>>476731
Use your secret survivalist training to kill the attackers.

 No.476743

>>476731
>Fire Emblem
Use the kid as a shield for bad tastes in games.

 No.476744

>>476731
Pull out your Deagle brand Deagle from your condition fabric carry.

 No.476745

>>476731
Hug the little colt

Make him feel safe

Maybe make a friend

 No.476746

>>476743
Fuck you.

 No.476751

ded

 No.476752

Best quest

 No.476753

>>476752
while it lasted

 No.476754

>>476751

drawing

 No.476755

>>476752
>>476753

oh hush

 No.476756

Never quested before

Is it first response that gets it?
Best?

 No.476757

>>476756

depends on the quest creator

 No.476758

>>476756

Usually the quest creator chooses the response they like the best, though getting a response in quickly is usually an important factor.

 No.476759

>>476756

>first response

in some cases maybe, 90% of the time it's just a cherry picked command

 No.476760

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You take off your shirt.

You take up a fighting pose.

As soon as they show up, however…well…

It was about three stallions, all of them armed.

In your dizzied state, you can hear them talk about how you should give them a reason why they shouldn't kill you right now…

>>476751
i apologize if I take a while, I'm doing stuff at the same time, expect at least 20-30 minutes between each post.

 No.476761

>>476760
Because we are an endangered species and killing endangered species is really, really illegal.

 No.476762

>>476760
punch them in the dick/balls.

 No.476763

>>476760
Because you have a vagina.

 No.476764

>>476760

"check your privileges"

 No.476765

>>476760
Holy shit, we're fucking adorbs
Offer to help them out. After all, they're criminal ponies. We have fingers! Fingers are useful for… uh, picking locks?

Also, what were they armed with anyway?

 No.476766

>>476760
Offer them handies to not kill you

 No.476767

>>476760

>losing our first fight

Well shit

 No.476768

>>476760
The only reason this didn't work is because you weren't naked enough. Off with that skirt.

 No.476769

Open third eye

 No.476770

>>476760
Do that trick with the pineapple and the yoyo that we know.

 No.476771

>>476760
Because I'm pretty?

 No.476772

>>476760
i have genitals you might enjoy

 No.476773

>>476768
>taking it off
what if that's not necessary

 No.476774

>>476760
this>>476765
offer self to join their gang
and take the kid. you never know what could happen

 No.476775

>a reason to live

No one? Alright then.

provide sexual for freedom

 No.476776

>>476760
Y-you'll never find…the treasure…

 No.476777

>>476775
It's no fun if we just give it away.

 No.476778

>>476776
what treasure?

 No.476779

>>476778
Curly's gold.

 No.476780

>>476773
I'm not sure you fully understand the character we are playing.

 No.476781

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>>476760
>>476761

What the heck is this thing? You've never seen it before in your life.

 No.476782

>>476781
Investigate it.

 No.476783

>>476781
Smell it.

 No.476784

>>476781
Smile, lick off the pre, and say "If that's all you wanted, you could have just asked"

 No.476785

>>476781
Poke it. And see what that weird liquid coming out of the tip is.

 No.476786

>>476781
Laugh!

 No.476787

>>476781
You suddenly remembered having seen Prometheus and complaining about the biologist and the face raping alien, so you didn't want the same thing to happen to you so you punch that thing as hard as you can.

 No.476788

>>476782
>>476783
>>476784
>>476785

so much for this being a rape quest then

I'm fucking out

 No.476789

>>476781

WOW THANKS FOR THE FREE BURRITO

 No.476790

>>476787
>>476789
I love you guys

 No.476791

>>476781
is that what was a pony weapon is?

 No.476792

>>476788
>thefaceofautism.jpg

 No.476793

>>476792

>the face of not being able to read

 No.476794

>>476788
We're trying to AVOID getting raped

Can't rape the slutty

 No.476795

>>476794
But we've never seen that thing before in our life.

 No.476796

>>476781
Insult it.
"Wow, with a thing like that, no wonder you never get laid!" or something similar.

 No.476797

>>476795
But we know that we can avoid trouble if we give it a nice suck

 No.476798

>>476797
Why would you suck on a pony's leg?

 No.476799

>>476797
We could just try yanking it. Maybe he's trying to help us up?

 No.476800

>>476799
Sounds reasonable.

 No.476801

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>>476785
You aren't sure how to feel about this.

 No.476802

>>476797

>sucking your burritos before you eat them

That boy ain't right

 No.476803

>>476801
Laugh at him.

 No.476804

>>476801
Oh goodness that was awful.
Angrily demand what the heck that was all about.

 No.476805

>>476801
>Attacking us with a fire hose
so rude

 No.476806

>>476801
So it was a hose? How weird!

 No.476807

>>476801
Did we make the pony angry?

Stand up and run away! Hopefully we won't trip in the goo.

 No.476808

>>476801

oh man, free whipped cream. better eat it up before it goes to waste.

 No.476809

>>476801
…Still would have sucked it

 No.476810

>>476801
that's going to take a while to get the smell out of those clothes

 No.476811

>>476801
So it's ZEBRAS we're dealing with?

 No.476812

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>>476809
>anon's face when

 No.476813

>>476801
They have some sort of non-lethal goo spray that neutralizes threats, don't they?

 No.476814

>>476811
Can't trust them darkies.

 No.476815

>>476811

oh lord yes please

 No.476816

>>476801
It must be some sort of defense mechanism

 No.476817

>>476816
Like those lizards that shoot blood out of their eyes

 No.476818

>>476816
Like lizards that detach their tails.

 No.476819

>>476817
>>476818
Obviously we're dealing with ponylizards.

 No.476820

>>476818
Oh shit, don't pull on it
Sometimes those don't grow back

 No.476821

>>476801
How lewd
Berate him about how lewd the situation is.

 No.476822

>>476819
They did say Ponyville was full of monsters.

 No.476823

>>476819
Lizards that have horsecocks out of their foreheads and spew blood.

 No.476824

…You're not supposed to avoid rape by being willing, you do it by struggling and trying to escape. This is 'violated femanon' quest, not 'willing whore femanon' quest.

 No.476825

>>476822
I hope they're all not as weird as this one.
What's the point in robbing a train just to shoot people with hoses?

 No.476826

>>476824

watch out guys, we got a real rapist over here

 No.476827

>>476825
I know, right? All it does is make a terrible mess. They haven't even asked for money yet!

 No.476828

>>476824

The fags that want to be femanon have won, deaf

 No.476829

>>476824
>>476828
That was the initial concept, but it looks like Jalm's steering it away from there. I'd say I feel sorry for you guys who would have liked that, but it seems plenty fun to me.

 No.476830

>>476829
I enjoy slutty silliness just as much as I enjoy rape
Either way works for me

We could still struggle and try to get away I guess

 No.476831

>>476829
Come on now, he said that we've "never seen one of those before."
Obviously this means we don't fear it, we're just acting ignorantly.

 No.476832

>>476830
That's probably a good idea. It doesn't seem like they want our money or anything anyway, so they've had their fun.

 No.476833

THERES STILL TWO OTHERS

YOU HAVE TWO HANDS

 No.476834

>>476833
PUNCH THEM SINCE THEY'RE CLEARLY RUDE

 No.476835

>>476833

exactly, we must fight off the other snakes before they bite us!

 No.476836

>>476801
CHOMP HIS DICK OFF AND PUNCH THE OTHER TWO IN THE NUTS

 No.476837

>>476835
But these are spitting cobras.

 No.476838

>>476835
Exactly got to grab them and shake them till the pose no threat.

 No.476839

>>476838

choke those fuckers out

 No.476840

>>476838
But they will bite us.

 No.476841

>>476840
This one didn't bite.

 No.476842

>>476840
Got to grab them behind the head.

 No.476843

>>476841
>>476842
It was obviously warning us and telling us to run.

 No.476844

Don't snake charmers kiss snakes on the head to calm them?

 No.476845

>>476844
No, they play music. But we don't have any flutes.

 No.476846

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>>476803
You laugh at the absurdity of the situation. W-was this a fire horse?

Infuriated, he grabs your clothes and rips it off your body. How rude!

 No.476847

>>476845
We could use the bandit's skin flutes!

 No.476848

>>476846
He's getting violent, we should probably give him our money or try to get away

 No.476849

>>476846

oh man, what an asshole

 No.476850

>>476846
open your gaping, stallion-cock vacuum vagina and fuck everyone on the train

 No.476851

>>476846
headbut his dick!

 No.476852

>>476846
Tell him if he is going to be so rude about it you are just going to leave. And start walking away.

 No.476853

>>476846
What an ass. We should tell him how angry we are at his behavior.

 No.476854

>>476846
That was expensive! Tell him you're expecting some apology.

 No.476855

>>476846

HAHA, JOKES ON YOU, WHEN COMPLETELY NUDE WE'RE INVISIBLE

 No.476856

>>476846
We can't be seen naked! Run away!

 No.476857

>>476848
This, throw him our purse if we have one and take our clothes back!

 No.476858

>>476846
Use your FEMININE WILES to lul him into a false sense of security, then kick his nuts so hard his grandchildren will feel it

 No.476859

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOKiyn5ALmc

 No.476860

>>476858

Yes, work our girl magic and try to make our escape when they've dropped their guard

 No.476861

>>476846
It's okay, you're still wearing your skin suit, your THAC0 is still pretty low.

 No.476862

>>476861
THAC0 is to hit their armor class, not ours! Being naked means we've got an AC of 10, barring dexterity.
They could hit us while swinging in the wrong direction.

 No.476863

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>>476846
>>476852
You begin to call him out on his rudeness, but you're beginning to suspect this isn't going to end well.

 No.476864

>>476863
Punch him on the balls.

 No.476865

>>476863
bite

 No.476866

>>476863
Did he frontflip his dick into our mouth?

 No.476867

>>476863
give in to your slutty urges

 No.476868

>>476863
Wait. Are we standing or what? Nigga has a great aim for doing that.

 No.476869

>>476863
suck it down and absorb his strength

 No.476870

>>476863
Now that you have it in your mouth

CHOMP IT OFF

 No.476871

>>476863
BIT DOWN

Nut see how deep you can go first

 No.476872

>>476863
Attempt to tell him why this is a bad idea.

 No.476873

>>476872
>>476872
seonding

 No.476874

>>476872
And he'd respond by telling you how it would be a bad idea to do anything funny when there's two armed stallions behind him.

 No.476875

>>476872
This. You have to win with reason or you're just sinking to their level.

 No.476876

>>476874
What are they armed with, again?

 No.476877

>>476876
Giant penises.

 No.476878

Continue discourse.

 No.476879

>>476863
YOU HAVE HIM NOW

ENGAGE SUCTION SO HE CAN'T ESCAPE

 No.476880

>>476879
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS

 No.476881

>>476875
Do we pray for the RNG Gods for a good roll now?

 No.476882

>>476877
these are hardly "giant" penises

I'm sure we could handle larger

 No.476883

>>476880
THAT'S EXACTLY HOW IT WORKS
WE HAVE TO SUCK HIM IN TO EXHAUSTION!

 No.476884

>>476883
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
THAT'S WHAT HE WANTS

 No.476885

>>476883
WHY NOT
THE DANGER ZONE?

 No.476886

>tfw no pure route

 No.476887

>>476884
THEN IT SEEMS LIKE WE'RE ON THE SAME SIDE!
MAYBE THESE BANDITS AREN'T SO BAD AFTER ALL!?

 No.476888

What if

Text adventure game?

 No.476889

>>476887
THAT'S CRAZY
CRAZY ENOUGH TO WORK
LIKE A FOX

 No.476890

beb

 No.476891

Maybe if we show them our PHD

 No.476892

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My apologies, maybe I'll continue this tomorrow. My tablet keeps dying and I haven't been happy with the quality.

 No.476893

>>476863
Violated Femanon Quest? More like Ded Quest.

When does the violent semen inferno start?

 No.476894

>>476892
THANK YOU JALM

The quality doesn't seem bad.

 No.476895

>>476892
unf
ok

 No.476896

>>476892
Thanks.

 No.476897

>>476892
maybe tomorrow the rape can start

 No.476898

>>476892

What's wrong with the quality? Looks perfectly good to me.

 No.476899

>>476897
My luck isn't that good.

 No.476900

>>476899

Darn

 No.477593

Jalm pls come back.

 No.477594

JALM
JALM
JALM

 No.477785

Please Jalm, we miss you.

 No.479185

Long live Jalm, Jalm is ded.

 No.481749

JALM JALM JALM

 No.486644

>>476899
Well, I called it. Sorry everybody; if I wasn't interested, this probably would have gone somewhere.

 No.499044

B-bump? ;_;


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