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The party is currently in room 149 and has stomped 8 vampires. Everyone, including the paladins, are in good health. Dreamkicker has spotted a shrine in room 120. All of you have been down here for what feels like hours and have fought several groups of vampires, but nowhere near the amount that has been attacking the rest of the city.
Dreamkicker's lamp will be finished charging in 4 turns.
Dreamkicker's lamp will be finished charging in 4 turns.
>>523442
>>523443
>>523444
>>523447
>>523448
>>523449
Everyone files out of the room. The floor of the hallway starts to crack underhoof. Pomelo notices just as it gives way with a loud crack, sending a Happyhorn plunging down into the darkness.
>>523455
You land hard on your back, breaking several bones and knocking you Helpless.
Roll twice.
Happyhorn: 0/5 hits 4/5 wounds
>>523443
>>523444
>>523447
>>523448
>>523449
Everyone files out of the room. The floor of the hallway starts to crack underhoof. Pomelo notices just as it gives way with a loud crack, sending a Happyhorn plunging down into the darkness.
>>523455
You land hard on your back, breaking several bones and knocking you Helpless.
Roll twice.
Happyhorn: 0/5 hits 4/5 wounds
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>>523458
Your light illuminates Happyhorn, as well as easily half a dozen ghouls twitching and shaking as they wake up.
>>523459
A few of the paladins start digging through their things.
>>523460
You see half a dozen ghouls just in time for two of them to pounce you and start ripping out chunks of your flesh. The pain is immobilizing.
Non flyers and people without ranged weapons must jump into the pit or be lowered by Dreamkicker. Dreamkicker can only lower one PC or NPC at a time. Jumping down will result in Helplessness and Wound loss except on a 10. You cannot attack on the same turn that you jump down. Pomelo, as a goat, gets +1 to jumping down if he wants.
Happyhorn: 0/5 hits 3/5 wounds
Your light illuminates Happyhorn, as well as easily half a dozen ghouls twitching and shaking as they wake up.
>>523459
A few of the paladins start digging through their things.
>>523460
You see half a dozen ghouls just in time for two of them to pounce you and start ripping out chunks of your flesh. The pain is immobilizing.
Non flyers and people without ranged weapons must jump into the pit or be lowered by Dreamkicker. Dreamkicker can only lower one PC or NPC at a time. Jumping down will result in Helplessness and Wound loss except on a 10. You cannot attack on the same turn that you jump down. Pomelo, as a goat, gets +1 to jumping down if he wants.
Happyhorn: 0/5 hits 3/5 wounds
>>523464
With your size it's hard to miss. You land on one of the gaunt, pale ponies and smash several of its bones, but it twists around under your and keeps trying to helpless bite you.
>>523465
A crumpled up card table shoots out of your cannon and bounces off one of the ghouls. The ghoul falls over and starts trying helplessly to get up.
>>523466
Lightning zags from your horn and strikes a ghoul one, two, three, four times. The ghouls dances and jugs as the electricity coursing through it shows off its skeleton in a cartoonish manner. Once it has finished you strike it with one last lightning bolt and turn it to ash.
Once that is done
>>523467
You stand as close to the edge as you can get, reaching out to try and wrest control of the living creatures. Your attempt fails, of course, and thanks to your efforts you lose your balance and fall into the hole. The ground is hard, and your brittle bones snap as you bounce off it a few times before coming to rest on your side.
>>523468
The paladins keep pushing you around as they try to pull ropes out of their packs that they can use to lower each other down.
>>523469
The pain grows to become too much and dies away entirely, leaving you in a calm state as you stare death in the face. The ghouls that are still standing are crowded around you and tearing large, vital chunks out of your body.
2 Ghouls Helpless.
1 Ghoul Dead
Happyhorn: 0/5 hits 2/5 wounds Danger
Olga: 0/5 hits 4/5 wounds
With your size it's hard to miss. You land on one of the gaunt, pale ponies and smash several of its bones, but it twists around under your and keeps trying to helpless bite you.
>>523465
A crumpled up card table shoots out of your cannon and bounces off one of the ghouls. The ghoul falls over and starts trying helplessly to get up.
>>523466
Lightning zags from your horn and strikes a ghoul one, two, three, four times. The ghouls dances and jugs as the electricity coursing through it shows off its skeleton in a cartoonish manner. Once it has finished you strike it with one last lightning bolt and turn it to ash.
Once that is done
>>523467
You stand as close to the edge as you can get, reaching out to try and wrest control of the living creatures. Your attempt fails, of course, and thanks to your efforts you lose your balance and fall into the hole. The ground is hard, and your brittle bones snap as you bounce off it a few times before coming to rest on your side.
>>523468
The paladins keep pushing you around as they try to pull ropes out of their packs that they can use to lower each other down.
>>523469
The pain grows to become too much and dies away entirely, leaving you in a calm state as you stare death in the face. The ghouls that are still standing are crowded around you and tearing large, vital chunks out of your body.
2 Ghouls Helpless.
1 Ghoul Dead
Happyhorn: 0/5 hits 2/5 wounds Danger
Olga: 0/5 hits 4/5 wounds
>>523473
You pick up Happyhorn and leave her balanced on the back of your thick neck.
>>523474
From the edge? You are a goat, and as a goat you can go beyond the edge. Proudly, you walk over the edge and down the side of the wall. However, when you stop walking you keep moving. You are still trying to figure out what went wrong when you faceplant into the ground. Something cracks, but you aren't sure if it was your teeth, your skull, or your horns.
>>523475
Before the ghoul you shot can recover, you shoot a rock at it with your blessed sling. The missile leaves a streak of light behind it and burns into the ghoul's vampire-tainted flesh.
>>523476
You ignore your pain and stand back up.
>>523477
You snuggle deep into the bunker in Brutus's fur where you will be safe from attack. Safe, at least, until you decide to crawl far enough out to shoot some ghouls.
>>523480
You tactically leave your rear weightless and grab the rope with your front hooves. Stealthily, like Equestria's most high speed-low drag operators you pull yourself down the rope and prepare to assault the tangos at the bottom of the hole that threaten the safety of your bravo foxtrot.
One paladin starts to be lowered into the pit by a rope. The others keep trying to get their ropes set up.
[1d10]
2 Ghouls Helpless.
1 Ghoul Dead
Olga, Pomelo, Brutus, Happyhorn, and Dreamkicker are down in the hole.
Happyhorn: 5/5 hits 2/5 wounds
Olga: 5/5 hits 4/5 wounds
Pomelo: 0/5 hits 4/5 wounds
Roll #1 8 = 8
You pick up Happyhorn and leave her balanced on the back of your thick neck.
>>523474
From the edge? You are a goat, and as a goat you can go beyond the edge. Proudly, you walk over the edge and down the side of the wall. However, when you stop walking you keep moving. You are still trying to figure out what went wrong when you faceplant into the ground. Something cracks, but you aren't sure if it was your teeth, your skull, or your horns.
>>523475
Before the ghoul you shot can recover, you shoot a rock at it with your blessed sling. The missile leaves a streak of light behind it and burns into the ghoul's vampire-tainted flesh.
>>523476
You ignore your pain and stand back up.
>>523477
You snuggle deep into the bunker in Brutus's fur where you will be safe from attack. Safe, at least, until you decide to crawl far enough out to shoot some ghouls.
>>523480
You tactically leave your rear weightless and grab the rope with your front hooves. Stealthily, like Equestria's most high speed-low drag operators you pull yourself down the rope and prepare to assault the tangos at the bottom of the hole that threaten the safety of your bravo foxtrot.
One paladin starts to be lowered into the pit by a rope. The others keep trying to get their ropes set up.
[1d10]
2 Ghouls Helpless.
1 Ghoul Dead
Olga, Pomelo, Brutus, Happyhorn, and Dreamkicker are down in the hole.
Happyhorn: 5/5 hits 2/5 wounds
Olga: 5/5 hits 4/5 wounds
Pomelo: 0/5 hits 4/5 wounds
Roll #1 8 = 8
>>523483
Before you can slam the ghoul you left on the ground, another one gets behind you and sinks its teeth deep into your leg. The pain is almost unbearable.
>>523484
You put a bit of distance between you and focus on fixing the parts of Happyhorn that you can. Slowly, you feel her body start to piece itself back together.
>>523485
You forget the twenty one hoof rule and draw your crossbow on the nearest ghoul. It, of course, reaches you before you can finish. The monster's teeth leave red dots on your shoulder as it darts in for a quick bite.
>>523486
You flip back to your hooves and land on top of a ghoul that was lying around. Something else breaks, but you can't feel any pain this time so it must not be important.
>>523487
You not so gracefully dive down into the hole. The ground shakes as your mass hits it, and you feel several of your bones shatter.
Two more paladins are lowered down. The Nature paladin in the hole already gets mauled by a ghoul.
2 ghouls are dead.
Olga, Pomelo, Brutus, Happyhorn, and Dreamkicker are down in the hole.
Bessy 0/5 hits 4/5 wounds
Brutus: 2/8 hits
Happyhorn: 5/5 hits 3/5 wounds
Olga: 5/5 hits 4/5 wounds
Pomelo: 5/5 hits 4/5 wounds
Before you can slam the ghoul you left on the ground, another one gets behind you and sinks its teeth deep into your leg. The pain is almost unbearable.
>>523484
You put a bit of distance between you and focus on fixing the parts of Happyhorn that you can. Slowly, you feel her body start to piece itself back together.
>>523485
You forget the twenty one hoof rule and draw your crossbow on the nearest ghoul. It, of course, reaches you before you can finish. The monster's teeth leave red dots on your shoulder as it darts in for a quick bite.
>>523486
You flip back to your hooves and land on top of a ghoul that was lying around. Something else breaks, but you can't feel any pain this time so it must not be important.
>>523487
You not so gracefully dive down into the hole. The ground shakes as your mass hits it, and you feel several of your bones shatter.
Two more paladins are lowered down. The Nature paladin in the hole already gets mauled by a ghoul.
2 ghouls are dead.
Olga, Pomelo, Brutus, Happyhorn, and Dreamkicker are down in the hole.
Bessy 0/5 hits 4/5 wounds
Brutus: 2/8 hits
Happyhorn: 5/5 hits 3/5 wounds
Olga: 5/5 hits 4/5 wounds
Pomelo: 5/5 hits 4/5 wounds
>>523489
Five more lightning bolts leap out of your horn and cause the monster to jump and dance and scream as it catches fire and burns away to nothing.
>>523490
You grunt and stand back up.
>>523491
You grab the ghoul with your hoof and slam it against the wall. Unfortunately, the ground here is made of soft dirt.
>>523492
You become a beacon of pink light and giggles as you focus all your spiritual might on Happyhorn. Regrowing flesh and bone and bits of organ is actually sort of fun. It's almost like decorating a cake, except not. When the light fades you realize that you are feeling healthy again.
>>523494
A ghoul leap over Brutus and kicks you in the head as it passes.
>>523497
Some past victim of these ghouls claws its way out of the ground near you. Your other skeleton shambles over and stabs a ghoul through its eye with a rib bone.
Two more paladins are lowered down. The Nature paladin in the hole already gets mauled by a ghoul.
3 ghouls are dead.
Olga, Pomelo, Brutus, Happyhorn, and Dreamkicker are down in the hole.
Bessy 5/5 hits 4/5 wounds
Brutus: 2/8 hits
Happyhorn: 5/5 hits 5/5 wounds
Olga: 5/5 hits 4/5 wounds
Pomelo: 5/5 hits 5/5 wounds
Five more lightning bolts leap out of your horn and cause the monster to jump and dance and scream as it catches fire and burns away to nothing.
>>523490
You grunt and stand back up.
>>523491
You grab the ghoul with your hoof and slam it against the wall. Unfortunately, the ground here is made of soft dirt.
>>523492
You become a beacon of pink light and giggles as you focus all your spiritual might on Happyhorn. Regrowing flesh and bone and bits of organ is actually sort of fun. It's almost like decorating a cake, except not. When the light fades you realize that you are feeling healthy again.
>>523494
A ghoul leap over Brutus and kicks you in the head as it passes.
>>523497
Some past victim of these ghouls claws its way out of the ground near you. Your other skeleton shambles over and stabs a ghoul through its eye with a rib bone.
Two more paladins are lowered down. The Nature paladin in the hole already gets mauled by a ghoul.
3 ghouls are dead.
Olga, Pomelo, Brutus, Happyhorn, and Dreamkicker are down in the hole.
Bessy 5/5 hits 4/5 wounds
Brutus: 2/8 hits
Happyhorn: 5/5 hits 5/5 wounds
Olga: 5/5 hits 4/5 wounds
Pomelo: 5/5 hits 5/5 wounds
>>523501
You prepare yourself to run around and keep your friends safe.
>>523502
You decide to pop two balloons with one stone and heal both the buffaloes instead.
Brutus and Bessy feel revitalized.
>>523503
Your bolt flies true and buries itself in a ghoul's gut. The ghoul stops in its tracks and starts trying to dig the bolt out.
>>523504
>>523505
Your large, decaying batmonster grabs a ghoul with its claws, doing quite a bit of damage before your own bolt strikes its chest. The ghoul dangles helplessly.
>>523506
You Dreamkicker's ghoul with your cannon, knocking it off its hooves.
>>523507
The ghouls are living creatures, so instead your attempts at healing only fix the bones you broke during your fall. One of your minions walks over and starts to beaat the ghoul Bessy just knocked down, but the other ghoul is attacked by the last standing ghoul.
Two more paladins are lowered down. One Nature paladin is knocked to the ground, while another finishes the ghoul targeted by Bessy, Dreamkicker, and Olga's minion.
1 ghouls are helpless.
4 ghouls are dead.
1 ghoul is standing.
Olga, Pomelo, Brutus, Happyhorn, Bessy, and Dreamkicker are down in the hole.
Bessy 5/5 hits 5/5 wounds
Brutus: 8/8 hits
Olga: 5/5 hits 5/5 wounds
Olga's 2nd minion: 1/4 hits
You prepare yourself to run around and keep your friends safe.
>>523502
You decide to pop two balloons with one stone and heal both the buffaloes instead.
Brutus and Bessy feel revitalized.
>>523503
Your bolt flies true and buries itself in a ghoul's gut. The ghoul stops in its tracks and starts trying to dig the bolt out.
>>523504
>>523505
Your large, decaying batmonster grabs a ghoul with its claws, doing quite a bit of damage before your own bolt strikes its chest. The ghoul dangles helplessly.
>>523506
You Dreamkicker's ghoul with your cannon, knocking it off its hooves.
>>523507
The ghouls are living creatures, so instead your attempts at healing only fix the bones you broke during your fall. One of your minions walks over and starts to beaat the ghoul Bessy just knocked down, but the other ghoul is attacked by the last standing ghoul.
Two more paladins are lowered down. One Nature paladin is knocked to the ground, while another finishes the ghoul targeted by Bessy, Dreamkicker, and Olga's minion.
1 ghouls are helpless.
4 ghouls are dead.
1 ghoul is standing.
Olga, Pomelo, Brutus, Happyhorn, Bessy, and Dreamkicker are down in the hole.
Bessy 5/5 hits 5/5 wounds
Brutus: 8/8 hits
Olga: 5/5 hits 5/5 wounds
Olga's 2nd minion: 1/4 hits
>>523509
You hobble over the the ghoul and start to loudly lecture it on proper behavior while whacking it with your staff. Your first minion joins the assault, but the ghoul is able to break apart your newest minion when it tries to help too.
>>523510
You rush over to him, but cannot stop yourself quickly enough and step on him. He swears loudly as your weight crushes him.
>>523511
You sink a bolt into the ghoul on the ground, but the thing must have a very high pain tolerance. It doesn't notice the bolt sticking out of its ribcage.
>>523512
An explosion sends you flying out of the back entrance to Brutus's buffabunker a split second after creating the back entrance. You hit the wall hard then fall to the ground, smoking.
>>523513
You shift Brutus's weight off the Nature paladin and help him to his hooves.
>>523514
You stomp the houl on the ground, but cannot throw your weight around quite like Brutus can. Maybe he could give you lessons after this is all over?
Two more paladins are lowered down. Working together, the seven paladins down here knock the last ghoul to the ground the hack it apart.
All ghouls dead.
Olga, Pomelo, Brutus, Happyhorn, Bessy, and Dreamkicker are down in the hole.
Happyhorn: 0/5 hits 4/5 wounds
Olga's 2nd minion: 0/4 hits DEAD
Nature Paladin: 5/5 hits 3/5 wounds
You hobble over the the ghoul and start to loudly lecture it on proper behavior while whacking it with your staff. Your first minion joins the assault, but the ghoul is able to break apart your newest minion when it tries to help too.
>>523510
You rush over to him, but cannot stop yourself quickly enough and step on him. He swears loudly as your weight crushes him.
>>523511
You sink a bolt into the ghoul on the ground, but the thing must have a very high pain tolerance. It doesn't notice the bolt sticking out of its ribcage.
>>523512
An explosion sends you flying out of the back entrance to Brutus's buffabunker a split second after creating the back entrance. You hit the wall hard then fall to the ground, smoking.
>>523513
You shift Brutus's weight off the Nature paladin and help him to his hooves.
>>523514
You stomp the houl on the ground, but cannot throw your weight around quite like Brutus can. Maybe he could give you lessons after this is all over?
Two more paladins are lowered down. Working together, the seven paladins down here knock the last ghoul to the ground the hack it apart.
All ghouls dead.
Olga, Pomelo, Brutus, Happyhorn, Bessy, and Dreamkicker are down in the hole.
Happyhorn: 0/5 hits 4/5 wounds
Olga's 2nd minion: 0/4 hits DEAD
Nature Paladin: 5/5 hits 3/5 wounds
>>523517
He brushes himself off.
"It's fine."
>>523520
The paladins look at you.
"The ropes, of course. You could try to get out yourself. You are a goat, after all."
>>523519
>>523521
The two of you comically run into each other.
>>523523
While Bessy and Pomelo goof off you pick up Happyhorn and set her on your back again.
He brushes himself off.
"It's fine."
>>523520
The paladins look at you.
"The ropes, of course. You could try to get out yourself. You are a goat, after all."
>>523519
>>523521
The two of you comically run into each other.
>>523523
While Bessy and Pomelo goof off you pick up Happyhorn and set her on your back again.
>>523528
You bounce from ledge to incredibly small ledge until you are at the top of the hole. The two Discordian pegasi applaud.
"Nice moves."
>>523529
>>523532
You try to follow Pomelo, but fall back down on top of Brutus and become tangled in his fluff.
>>523530
You sweetly hop into a harness made with two ropes and are pulled back up.
>>523533
Carrying your minion on your back, you nimbly jump onto a small stone sticking out the side of the hole them pretty much walk up the vertical wall of the pit until you're out of it. The two Discordian pegasi applaud even louder.
"Forget that guy, you're even greater!"
Happyhorn: Helpless
You bounce from ledge to incredibly small ledge until you are at the top of the hole. The two Discordian pegasi applaud.
"Nice moves."
>>523529
>>523532
You try to follow Pomelo, but fall back down on top of Brutus and become tangled in his fluff.
>>523530
You sweetly hop into a harness made with two ropes and are pulled back up.
>>523533
Carrying your minion on your back, you nimbly jump onto a small stone sticking out the side of the hole them pretty much walk up the vertical wall of the pit until you're out of it. The two Discordian pegasi applaud even louder.
"Forget that guy, you're even greater!"
Happyhorn: Helpless
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>>523551
>>523552
>>523553
>>523554
All of you make a bridge over the pit with wood from the coffins then make your way down the hallway. On your right as you walk is another passage, but it is filled with thick beams of fake moonlight and looks unpassable. Turning north, all of you continue to the end of the hallway and go through the door. This room looks like it used to belong to some sort of medium level priest or higher, as there is a small bedroom and a closet attached to it. Hanging on a peg on the wall is a key.
>>523555
You burst out of Brutus's fluff on the side of him opposite where you were first entangled.
>>523552
>>523553
>>523554
All of you make a bridge over the pit with wood from the coffins then make your way down the hallway. On your right as you walk is another passage, but it is filled with thick beams of fake moonlight and looks unpassable. Turning north, all of you continue to the end of the hallway and go through the door. This room looks like it used to belong to some sort of medium level priest or higher, as there is a small bedroom and a closet attached to it. Hanging on a peg on the wall is a key.
>>523555
You burst out of Brutus's fluff on the side of him opposite where you were first entangled.
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>>525765
>>525766
>>525767
>>525768
>>525769
>>525770
It looks like some of you aren't eating enough carrots. Bessy, Brutus, and Andelia grab Pomelo, Happyhorn, and Dreamkickers seconds before they walk into a pitch black section of hallway which seems to absorb the light coming from the lamps and torches of the party.
>>525766
>>525767
>>525768
>>525769
>>525770
It looks like some of you aren't eating enough carrots. Bessy, Brutus, and Andelia grab Pomelo, Happyhorn, and Dreamkickers seconds before they walk into a pitch black section of hallway which seems to absorb the light coming from the lamps and torches of the party.
Dreamkicker's lamp has 10/15 turns left before it needs to recharge.
>>525804
You hear a multitude of vampires behind the curtain. Your keen nose picks out at least one dozen vampires, four bat beasts, and one vampire that smells extra vampirey.
>>525805
You can't hear much over the breathing of your companions and the clank-scrape of their armor.
>>525806
You can hear a number of vampires behind the curtain, as well as smell blood.
>>525807
You can hear several voices from behind the curtain.
>>525808
You press your ear up again the curtain and it comes down on top of you, trapping you inside it.
When the curtain comes down the room beyond is revealed. There is a pair of wide, tall doors at the end. They glow with sunlight even though they have been covered with strange, bloody symbols. Several fresh corpses are scattered around the door, their throats cut. In a semicircle around the door, chanting, stand a dozen vampires of various races. Four large batbeasts hang from the ceiling near the door. In the center of the semicircle stands a tall, silver hair diamond dog wearing a black and red coat and cape. The bat beasts hiss at the party when the curtain comes down. The diamond dog throws the glass he was drinking from to the ground as he spins around.
"Intruders! Get them!"
>>525804
You hear a multitude of vampires behind the curtain. Your keen nose picks out at least one dozen vampires, four bat beasts, and one vampire that smells extra vampirey.
>>525805
You can't hear much over the breathing of your companions and the clank-scrape of their armor.
>>525806
You can hear a number of vampires behind the curtain, as well as smell blood.
>>525807
You can hear several voices from behind the curtain.
>>525808
You press your ear up again the curtain and it comes down on top of you, trapping you inside it.
When the curtain comes down the room beyond is revealed. There is a pair of wide, tall doors at the end. They glow with sunlight even though they have been covered with strange, bloody symbols. Several fresh corpses are scattered around the door, their throats cut. In a semicircle around the door, chanting, stand a dozen vampires of various races. Four large batbeasts hang from the ceiling near the door. In the center of the semicircle stands a tall, silver hair diamond dog wearing a black and red coat and cape. The bat beasts hiss at the party when the curtain comes down. The diamond dog throws the glass he was drinking from to the ground as he spins around.
"Intruders! Get them!"
>>525810
You tear your way free and see what the others do.
>>525811
The searing light of the fireballs you shoot at him force you to blink. When you open your eyes he has thrown a pair of bodies at the approaching firestorm, negating a good portion of it. Your spells still singes him, though, and forces him to roll on the ground to extinguish himself.
>>525812
Three of the batbeasts change course when they see you shapeshift and divebomb you.
Roll 3d10 to dodge. Attacking will give the dodge rolls a -2.
>>525813
A green ball of energy expands outwards from you and crushes a batbeast and the three fastest vampires, forcing them to the ground.
>>525814
>>525815
Your ray of magic misses, and the batbeast swoops down and rakes you with its claws.
>>525816
The music of a large pipe organ drowns out your squeaking when you start to play. The bat beast flies overhead and cuts up your back with its claws. The pain almost makes you fall over.
The Pinkie paladin is struck hard by a vampire when he rushes forwards, but a raging Nature paladin smashes the vampire with his warhammer and knocks it to the ground. A second Nature paladin is also roughed up by a vampire, but his friend is able to drive the vampire off. Another Nature paladin is hit, but the last two run over and knock the vampire to the ground. One of the Discord paladins is lifted into the air by the batbeast and thrown screaming to the ground. Another Discord paladin shouts a load of nonsense then smites a vampire, sending it flying into a pillar. Another is hit by a vampire, but her friend provides support.
Paladins: 1 Helpless
Vampires: 5 Helpless
Bat Beasts: 1 Helpless
Happyhorn: 3/5 Hits
Pomelo: 1/5 Hits
You tear your way free and see what the others do.
>>525811
The searing light of the fireballs you shoot at him force you to blink. When you open your eyes he has thrown a pair of bodies at the approaching firestorm, negating a good portion of it. Your spells still singes him, though, and forces him to roll on the ground to extinguish himself.
>>525812
Three of the batbeasts change course when they see you shapeshift and divebomb you.
Roll 3d10 to dodge. Attacking will give the dodge rolls a -2.
>>525813
A green ball of energy expands outwards from you and crushes a batbeast and the three fastest vampires, forcing them to the ground.
>>525814
>>525815
Your ray of magic misses, and the batbeast swoops down and rakes you with its claws.
>>525816
The music of a large pipe organ drowns out your squeaking when you start to play. The bat beast flies overhead and cuts up your back with its claws. The pain almost makes you fall over.
The Pinkie paladin is struck hard by a vampire when he rushes forwards, but a raging Nature paladin smashes the vampire with his warhammer and knocks it to the ground. A second Nature paladin is also roughed up by a vampire, but his friend is able to drive the vampire off. Another Nature paladin is hit, but the last two run over and knock the vampire to the ground. One of the Discord paladins is lifted into the air by the batbeast and thrown screaming to the ground. Another Discord paladin shouts a load of nonsense then smites a vampire, sending it flying into a pillar. Another is hit by a vampire, but her friend provides support.
Paladins: 1 Helpless
Vampires: 5 Helpless
Bat Beasts: 1 Helpless
Happyhorn: 3/5 Hits
Pomelo: 1/5 Hits
>>525818
You shoot one of the helpless vampires through the heart, turning it to dust.
>>525819
There is a large number of vampires keeping themselves between the party and him.
You dodge two of the batbeasts, but the third swoops down and cuts you up with its claws.
>>525820
You mix up a natural remedy for Pomelo, but make way too much. After he drinks his share you pour the rest into Happyhorn's mouth.
>>525821
You run over the the downed Discord paladin and help him up. He laughs when he sees you.
>>525822
Andelia force feeds you some sweet tasting medicine that heals your pains.Two of the bat beasts rip your own to shreds before it can even get off the ground. The third claws at you again before you can line up a shot.
>>525823
You blind three vampires with your smoke shot.
+1 against the three vampires for the next 2 turns.
The Pinkie Paladin crushes a downed vampire with his squeaky hammer, turning it into dust. A nature paladin wraps his axe in green light and chops at a vampire, sending it to the ground.Two more are attacked by vampires, and one of them is knocked to the ground while the other barely remains standing. One Nature paladin rushes in to try and help, leaving his friend to be attacked by another vampire. The four Discord paladins get pounced by a few vampires and one of the bat beasts. One is knocked to the ground, two others are bloodied, but the fourth flashes a few times and knocks a vampire away.
Two vampires and one bat beast get back up.
Paladins: 2 Helpless
Vampires: 2 Helpless, 2 Dead
Bat Beasts: 0 Helpless
Brutus: 8/11 Hits
Happyhorn: 3/5 Hits
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits
You shoot one of the helpless vampires through the heart, turning it to dust.
>>525819
There is a large number of vampires keeping themselves between the party and him.
You dodge two of the batbeasts, but the third swoops down and cuts you up with its claws.
>>525820
You mix up a natural remedy for Pomelo, but make way too much. After he drinks his share you pour the rest into Happyhorn's mouth.
>>525821
You run over the the downed Discord paladin and help him up. He laughs when he sees you.
>>525822
Andelia force feeds you some sweet tasting medicine that heals your pains.Two of the bat beasts rip your own to shreds before it can even get off the ground. The third claws at you again before you can line up a shot.
>>525823
You blind three vampires with your smoke shot.
+1 against the three vampires for the next 2 turns.
The Pinkie Paladin crushes a downed vampire with his squeaky hammer, turning it into dust. A nature paladin wraps his axe in green light and chops at a vampire, sending it to the ground.Two more are attacked by vampires, and one of them is knocked to the ground while the other barely remains standing. One Nature paladin rushes in to try and help, leaving his friend to be attacked by another vampire. The four Discord paladins get pounced by a few vampires and one of the bat beasts. One is knocked to the ground, two others are bloodied, but the fourth flashes a few times and knocks a vampire away.
Two vampires and one bat beast get back up.
Paladins: 2 Helpless
Vampires: 2 Helpless, 2 Dead
Bat Beasts: 0 Helpless
Brutus: 8/11 Hits
Happyhorn: 3/5 Hits
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits
Dreamkicker's lamp has 6/15 turns left before it needs to recharge.
>>525825
Your glowing stone burns the vampire as it bounces off its back.
>>525826
Your bolt pierces the vampire's neck, dropping it to the ground.
>>525827
You stab your silver spear through its chest, turning it to dust.
>>525828
>>525831
Your periapt glowing red, you pop up in front of a vampire and sucker headbutt him, breaking his nose.
>>525830
You aim at another downed vampire and put a bolt through its chest, watching as it turns to dust.
>>525832
You run up a pillar and bodyslam one of the flying bat beasts, nearly knocking it out of the air.
The ever present organ music music is drowned out by birdsong, rushing water, and wind. A nature paladin, glowing bright green, rises into the air. Vines, roots, and blood-red flowers explode from his body as it grows in size. When it hits the ground it is still pony shaped, but covered in tree bark. Small streams of water pour from cracks in its body as the giant tree pony wraps its roots around a helpless vampire and crushes it to dust.
The Pinkie Paladin is taken by surprise by a vampire and thrown to the ground. Three other Nature paladins are knocked to the ground by vampires, but the Nature Avatar lifts one off the already helpless Nature paladins back to his feet. A Discord paladin is knocked to the ground, but another appears above a vampire and lands on its head and knocks it down. A Helpless Discord paladin gets his face clawed badly by a batbeast while the last one kills a helpless vampire.
The diamond dog vampire snarls as he sees the Nature Avatar appear ad watches his vampires get crushed by the party and the paladin. He explodes into bats which swarm towards the party.
Everyone roll a d10 and take no other action.
Paladins: 5 Helpless; 4,4,4,3 Wounds
Vampires: 1 Helpless, 5 Dead
Bat Beasts: 0 Helpless
Brutus: 8/11 Hits
Happyhorn: 3/5 Hits
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits
>>525825
Your glowing stone burns the vampire as it bounces off its back.
>>525826
Your bolt pierces the vampire's neck, dropping it to the ground.
>>525827
You stab your silver spear through its chest, turning it to dust.
>>525828
>>525831
Your periapt glowing red, you pop up in front of a vampire and sucker headbutt him, breaking his nose.
>>525830
You aim at another downed vampire and put a bolt through its chest, watching as it turns to dust.
>>525832
You run up a pillar and bodyslam one of the flying bat beasts, nearly knocking it out of the air.
The ever present organ music music is drowned out by birdsong, rushing water, and wind. A nature paladin, glowing bright green, rises into the air. Vines, roots, and blood-red flowers explode from his body as it grows in size. When it hits the ground it is still pony shaped, but covered in tree bark. Small streams of water pour from cracks in its body as the giant tree pony wraps its roots around a helpless vampire and crushes it to dust.
The Pinkie Paladin is taken by surprise by a vampire and thrown to the ground. Three other Nature paladins are knocked to the ground by vampires, but the Nature Avatar lifts one off the already helpless Nature paladins back to his feet. A Discord paladin is knocked to the ground, but another appears above a vampire and lands on its head and knocks it down. A Helpless Discord paladin gets his face clawed badly by a batbeast while the last one kills a helpless vampire.
The diamond dog vampire snarls as he sees the Nature Avatar appear ad watches his vampires get crushed by the party and the paladin. He explodes into bats which swarm towards the party.
Everyone roll a d10 and take no other action.
Paladins: 5 Helpless; 4,4,4,3 Wounds
Vampires: 1 Helpless, 5 Dead
Bat Beasts: 0 Helpless
Brutus: 8/11 Hits
Happyhorn: 3/5 Hits
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits
>>525834
You are able to crush a few bats with your hooves as they swarm you.
>>525835
You manage to keep them away by swatting with your telekinesis.
>>525836
Several of them get caught in your horns, clawing and biting your head until they drive you off Brutus's back. You hit the floor head first and nearly pass out.
>>525837
You jump away from the bats.
>>525838
You hide under Dreamkicker until the scarey bats go away.
>>525839
The nature Avatar grabs you and keeps you safe from the bats.
The Pinkie paladin screams and begins to cry as the Vampire Lord reforms just enough inside the swarm of bats to bite his neck. The helpless Nature paladin is picked up and kept safe by the Nature Avatar but three Nature paladins get cut up by the swarming bats. One Discord paladin swings her glowing scythe and cuts several vampires in half. The Vampire Lord reappears suddenly, on his paws and knees, and one of the Discord pegasus paladins hits him with a crazy knee-drop that breaks a few of the vampire's bones.
Paladins: 4 Helpless; 3 (bit),4,4,3 Wounds
Vampires: 1 Helpless, 5 Dead
Nature Lord: Helpless
Brutus: 8/11 Hits
Happyhorn: 1/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits
You are able to crush a few bats with your hooves as they swarm you.
>>525835
You manage to keep them away by swatting with your telekinesis.
>>525836
Several of them get caught in your horns, clawing and biting your head until they drive you off Brutus's back. You hit the floor head first and nearly pass out.
>>525837
You jump away from the bats.
>>525838
You hide under Dreamkicker until the scarey bats go away.
>>525839
The nature Avatar grabs you and keeps you safe from the bats.
The Pinkie paladin screams and begins to cry as the Vampire Lord reforms just enough inside the swarm of bats to bite his neck. The helpless Nature paladin is picked up and kept safe by the Nature Avatar but three Nature paladins get cut up by the swarming bats. One Discord paladin swings her glowing scythe and cuts several vampires in half. The Vampire Lord reappears suddenly, on his paws and knees, and one of the Discord pegasus paladins hits him with a crazy knee-drop that breaks a few of the vampire's bones.
Paladins: 4 Helpless; 3 (bit),4,4,3 Wounds
Vampires: 1 Helpless, 5 Dead
Nature Lord: Helpless
Brutus: 8/11 Hits
Happyhorn: 1/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits
Dreamkicker's lamp has 4/15 turns left before it needs to recharge.
>>525841
One of the circling bat beasts swoops down and claws at you again.
>>525842
You pull him to his feet and heal several of his wounds, plus his curse. He gives you a quick hug and rejoins the fight.
>>525843
One of the bat beasts flies down and claws your back and neck before flying out of the Nature Avatar's reach.
>>525844
You can't get the the Pinkie paladin before a vampire jumps onto your back and stabs you with a knife.
>>525845
Oops, you should have been at 0 Hits.
You jump up to your hooves and get back on werBrutus's back.
>>525846
>critfail
The diamond dog vanishes, then reappears in front of you. His claws dig into your neck, causing a great deal of pain.
"Look deep into my eyes, bleh!"
Roll to resist hypnosis and take no other action.
The Pinkie Paladin takes a nasty hit from a bat beast and nearly goes down. The Nature Avatar grabs two vampires with its roots and starts crushing them. Three nature paladins kill a helpless vampire then knock down and kill one more. Another Nature paladin hits a vampire with its glowing green club and knocks it halfway across the room. The last Nature paladin is thrown to the ground by a bat beast. Two Discord paladins get knocked down, but another jumps up with a puff of smoke and smacks a vampire while the last one kills another vampire.
The Vampire Lord is back up.
Paladins: 2 Helpless; 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 3 Wounds
Vampires: 2 Helpless, 7 Dead
Vampire Lord: Up
Brutus: 6/11 Hits
Bessy: 3/5 Hits
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 0/6 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits
>>525841
One of the circling bat beasts swoops down and claws at you again.
>>525842
You pull him to his feet and heal several of his wounds, plus his curse. He gives you a quick hug and rejoins the fight.
>>525843
One of the bat beasts flies down and claws your back and neck before flying out of the Nature Avatar's reach.
>>525844
You can't get the the Pinkie paladin before a vampire jumps onto your back and stabs you with a knife.
>>525845
Oops, you should have been at 0 Hits.
You jump up to your hooves and get back on werBrutus's back.
>>525846
>critfail
The diamond dog vanishes, then reappears in front of you. His claws dig into your neck, causing a great deal of pain.
"Look deep into my eyes, bleh!"
Roll to resist hypnosis and take no other action.
The Pinkie Paladin takes a nasty hit from a bat beast and nearly goes down. The Nature Avatar grabs two vampires with its roots and starts crushing them. Three nature paladins kill a helpless vampire then knock down and kill one more. Another Nature paladin hits a vampire with its glowing green club and knocks it halfway across the room. The last Nature paladin is thrown to the ground by a bat beast. Two Discord paladins get knocked down, but another jumps up with a puff of smoke and smacks a vampire while the last one kills another vampire.
The Vampire Lord is back up.
Paladins: 2 Helpless; 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 3 Wounds
Vampires: 2 Helpless, 7 Dead
Vampire Lord: Up
Brutus: 6/11 Hits
Bessy: 3/5 Hits
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 0/6 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits
>>525848
You think of your qt 3.14 goat until the vampire throws you away in disgust.
"Bleh, your mind is too stupid to mold, bleh!"
>>525849
He grabs you by your ears when you rush him and throws you into a pillar.
"One, ah-ah-ah! One mangy dog!"
>>525850
The vampires have all turned to ash, but you can raise one of the drained corpses in the room. It smoulders on the inside, and light shies out of its mouth and eyes.
>>525851
You hit the bat beast with a hail of throwing darts, causing it to spin out and hit the ground.
>>525852
You jump into the last standing crowd of vampires and let your holy rage explode, knocking them all down.
>>525853
One of the bat beast spots you and swoops down, clawing you for a bit before flying off for a new target.
The Pinkie paladin is knocked to the ground by one of the bat beasts. The Nature Avatar loses its grip on the two vampires it is holding and they squirm free. A bat beast picks up a Nature paladin and throws it at another helpless Nature paladin, leaving them both bleeding on the ground. Two Nature paladins rush to Andelia's side and crush two of the vampires with their weapon, but the last bat beast lands on a helpless Nature paladin and starts ripping its armor off. One vampire finishes the last helpless vampire, and another attacks the helpless bat beast. One Discord raises his sword high, only for an anvil to fall from nowhere and strike him on the head, then bounce off and hit another Discord paladin. Both of them fall to the ground.
Paladins: 5 Helpless; 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 4, 3Wounds
Vampires: 0 Helpless, 10 Dead
Vampire Lord: Up
Brutus: 3/11 Hits
Bessy: 3/5 Hits
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Minion: 3/3 Hits
Dreamkicker: 0/6 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 3/5 Hits
You think of your qt 3.14 goat until the vampire throws you away in disgust.
"Bleh, your mind is too stupid to mold, bleh!"
>>525849
He grabs you by your ears when you rush him and throws you into a pillar.
"One, ah-ah-ah! One mangy dog!"
>>525850
The vampires have all turned to ash, but you can raise one of the drained corpses in the room. It smoulders on the inside, and light shies out of its mouth and eyes.
>>525851
You hit the bat beast with a hail of throwing darts, causing it to spin out and hit the ground.
>>525852
You jump into the last standing crowd of vampires and let your holy rage explode, knocking them all down.
>>525853
One of the bat beast spots you and swoops down, clawing you for a bit before flying off for a new target.
The Pinkie paladin is knocked to the ground by one of the bat beasts. The Nature Avatar loses its grip on the two vampires it is holding and they squirm free. A bat beast picks up a Nature paladin and throws it at another helpless Nature paladin, leaving them both bleeding on the ground. Two Nature paladins rush to Andelia's side and crush two of the vampires with their weapon, but the last bat beast lands on a helpless Nature paladin and starts ripping its armor off. One vampire finishes the last helpless vampire, and another attacks the helpless bat beast. One Discord raises his sword high, only for an anvil to fall from nowhere and strike him on the head, then bounce off and hit another Discord paladin. Both of them fall to the ground.
Paladins: 5 Helpless; 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 4, 3Wounds
Vampires: 0 Helpless, 10 Dead
Vampire Lord: Up
Brutus: 3/11 Hits
Bessy: 3/5 Hits
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Minion: 3/3 Hits
Dreamkicker: 0/6 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 3/5 Hits
Dreamkicker's lamp has 2/15 turns left before it needs to recharge.
>>525855
He calmly walks towards you while your shots miss then backhands you, loosening a few of your teeth and making your vision blur.
>>525856
Your snarl and barrel into the vampire lord, knocking him back several feet.
>>525857
"Bleh?"
He turns just in time for your bolt to hit his lung instead of his heart. He falls over backwards and lands on his rear.
>>525858
Your smouldering zombie runs over and bucks him in the face, leaving burnt fur and flesh behind. The bat beasts keep you from finding a good firing position.
>>525859
You try out a new prayer, and it is answered. You feel yourself grow tougher and see the same results in your closest friends.
>>525860
You help up one of the downed nature paladins, but there are still many more.
One of the bat beasts dives down and scoops up the Pinkie paladin in its claws. It tears off the stallion's armor then throws it, hard into a pillar. The pillar snaps in half and the paladin falls limply to the ground. The nature Avatar swats away one vampire, but the other grabs a fallen paladin's axe and starts to chop off chunks of its woody flesh. Two bat beasts attack four Nature paladins, knocking them all down and tearing into them with teeth and claws. An ignored Nature paladin is able to stand up. One Discord Paladin stands up, two are knocked down by a bat beast after it stands up, and the last one smites a vampire into a cloud of ash.
Paladins: 6 Helpless; 1, 4, 3, 4, 4, 2, 3, 3, 3, 4 Wounds
Vampires: 0 Helpless, 11 Dead
Vampire Lord: Down
Brutus: 8/11 Hits
Bessy: 8/5 Hits
Happyhorn: 8/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Minion: 3/3 Hits
Dreamkicker: 8/6 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 8/5 Hits
>>525855
He calmly walks towards you while your shots miss then backhands you, loosening a few of your teeth and making your vision blur.
>>525856
Your snarl and barrel into the vampire lord, knocking him back several feet.
>>525857
"Bleh?"
He turns just in time for your bolt to hit his lung instead of his heart. He falls over backwards and lands on his rear.
>>525858
Your smouldering zombie runs over and bucks him in the face, leaving burnt fur and flesh behind. The bat beasts keep you from finding a good firing position.
>>525859
You try out a new prayer, and it is answered. You feel yourself grow tougher and see the same results in your closest friends.
>>525860
You help up one of the downed nature paladins, but there are still many more.
One of the bat beasts dives down and scoops up the Pinkie paladin in its claws. It tears off the stallion's armor then throws it, hard into a pillar. The pillar snaps in half and the paladin falls limply to the ground. The nature Avatar swats away one vampire, but the other grabs a fallen paladin's axe and starts to chop off chunks of its woody flesh. Two bat beasts attack four Nature paladins, knocking them all down and tearing into them with teeth and claws. An ignored Nature paladin is able to stand up. One Discord Paladin stands up, two are knocked down by a bat beast after it stands up, and the last one smites a vampire into a cloud of ash.
Paladins: 6 Helpless; 1, 4, 3, 4, 4, 2, 3, 3, 3, 4 Wounds
Vampires: 0 Helpless, 11 Dead
Vampire Lord: Down
Brutus: 8/11 Hits
Bessy: 8/5 Hits
Happyhorn: 8/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Minion: 3/3 Hits
Dreamkicker: 8/6 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 8/5 Hits
Dreamkicker's lamp has 1/15 turns left before it needs to recharge.
>>525863
The vampire lord jumps back to his feet and shoots fireballs of his own at you before you can cast your spell. They burn, but somehow you stay standing.
>>525864
One of the bat beasts dives down and cuts you up again before you can get to the limp paladin.
>>525865
You run over to the Pinkie paladin and focus your magic as much as you can. He glows pink then stands back up, looking good as new.
"Pinkie be praised!"
>>525866
You get close to him and land one punch before he disappears.
>>525867
You see him reappear behind Bessy and jump onto his back, tearing into his neck with your jaws.
The Pinkie paladin gets picked up and thrown by a bat beast again. The Nature Avatar strikes a vampire with its roots, but not before the vampire can hack off more of its woody flesh. One of the Nature paladins runs over and starts smashing the vampire with its club. One Nature paladin stands back up, but another is knocked to the ground and stripped of its armor. The other Nature paladins are attacked savagely. One poor Nature paladin's head is bit off completely as a bat beast drains it dry of blood. The vampire lord picks up and Discord paladin, then glares at it and throws it at a Helpless Discord paladin. One Discord paladin stands up and the other is attacked by a bat beast.
Paladins: 5 Helpless; 4, 4, 2, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2 Wounds, 1 Dead
Vampires: 1 Helpless, 11 Dead
Vampire Lord: Up
Brutus: 5/11 Hits
Bessy: 8/5 Hits
Happyhorn: 8/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Minion: 3/3 Hits
Dreamkicker: 2/6 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 8/5 Hits
>>525863
The vampire lord jumps back to his feet and shoots fireballs of his own at you before you can cast your spell. They burn, but somehow you stay standing.
>>525864
One of the bat beasts dives down and cuts you up again before you can get to the limp paladin.
>>525865
You run over to the Pinkie paladin and focus your magic as much as you can. He glows pink then stands back up, looking good as new.
"Pinkie be praised!"
>>525866
You get close to him and land one punch before he disappears.
>>525867
You see him reappear behind Bessy and jump onto his back, tearing into his neck with your jaws.
The Pinkie paladin gets picked up and thrown by a bat beast again. The Nature Avatar strikes a vampire with its roots, but not before the vampire can hack off more of its woody flesh. One of the Nature paladins runs over and starts smashing the vampire with its club. One Nature paladin stands back up, but another is knocked to the ground and stripped of its armor. The other Nature paladins are attacked savagely. One poor Nature paladin's head is bit off completely as a bat beast drains it dry of blood. The vampire lord picks up and Discord paladin, then glares at it and throws it at a Helpless Discord paladin. One Discord paladin stands up and the other is attacked by a bat beast.
Paladins: 5 Helpless; 4, 4, 2, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2 Wounds, 1 Dead
Vampires: 1 Helpless, 11 Dead
Vampire Lord: Up
Brutus: 5/11 Hits
Bessy: 8/5 Hits
Happyhorn: 8/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Minion: 3/3 Hits
Dreamkicker: 2/6 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 8/5 Hits
Dreamkicker's lamp has 0/15 turns left before it needs to recharge.
>>525870
You pick up a large piece of rock and toss it at the diamond dog. He shatters it with a punch, but several chunks cut him up.
>>525871
You howl and charge at the vampire lord. Fueled by a feral rage, you knock him over easily and start tearing into him with your massive jaws.
>>525872
You fill the room with smoke.
+1 to all targets for the next 2 turns.
>>525873
You stay next to the much, much bigger werBrutus and watch for your opportunity. Seeing it, you dart in and stick your muzzle through its broken ribcage. It's withered heart tastes foul, but you tear it out and crush it before spitting out the dust.
>>525874
You are too angry and distraught to pray properly.
The vampire lord shrieks as he rapidly ages. His skin cracks like parchment then explodes, adding his ash to the smoke filling the room. The four bat beasts flee in terror. The pipe organ music continues unabated.
>>525870
You pick up a large piece of rock and toss it at the diamond dog. He shatters it with a punch, but several chunks cut him up.
>>525871
You howl and charge at the vampire lord. Fueled by a feral rage, you knock him over easily and start tearing into him with your massive jaws.
>>525872
You fill the room with smoke.
+1 to all targets for the next 2 turns.
>>525873
You stay next to the much, much bigger werBrutus and watch for your opportunity. Seeing it, you dart in and stick your muzzle through its broken ribcage. It's withered heart tastes foul, but you tear it out and crush it before spitting out the dust.
>>525874
You are too angry and distraught to pray properly.
The vampire lord shrieks as he rapidly ages. His skin cracks like parchment then explodes, adding his ash to the smoke filling the room. The four bat beasts flee in terror. The pipe organ music continues unabated.
Here is the music, in case none of you had already guessed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho9rZjlsyYY
>>525877
You heal the Pinkie paladin again.
"Thanks, brother."
>>525878
You check everywhere but cannot find it. As you turn back into a pony you come to the conclusion that one-too-many blows to the head is making you hear things.
>>525880
You help a Nature paladin stand up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho9rZjlsyYY
>>525877
You heal the Pinkie paladin again.
"Thanks, brother."
>>525878
You check everywhere but cannot find it. As you turn back into a pony you come to the conclusion that one-too-many blows to the head is making you hear things.
>>525880
You help a Nature paladin stand up.
Before I forget, you have all earned your last skillpoint for the campaign. Talk with me over steam if you cannot afford anything with the skillpoints you have.
>>525883
You help up a few more Discord paladins.
>>525884
Too upset by the death of a nature paladin, you mix the wrong things together. The fumes coming off your potion knock you out.
>>525885
He hugs you back and prays with you. Together, the two of you heal everyone and wake up Andelia.
>>525883
You help up a few more Discord paladins.
>>525884
Too upset by the death of a nature paladin, you mix the wrong things together. The fumes coming off your potion knock you out.
>>525885
He hugs you back and prays with you. Together, the two of you heal everyone and wake up Andelia.
The party is in room 145. It is littered with blood, scorch marks, plies of ash, and rubble left over from the fighting. All the Nature paladins are clustered around the body of a dead Nature paladin.
The music is still playing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho9rZjlsyYY
The music is still playing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho9rZjlsyYY
>>527918
No. There is the large passage you guys came through in the northwest corner off the room. There is a large tapestry in the northwest corner of the room. The doors to rooms f and g are closed. The large doors between them glow with faint sunlight, but are covered with bloody symbols.
No. There is the large passage you guys came through in the northwest corner off the room. There is a large tapestry in the northwest corner of the room. The doors to rooms f and g are closed. The large doors between them glow with faint sunlight, but are covered with bloody symbols.
>>527923
We can timewarp to have Olga raise it, if necessary.
You find some fancy capes that are all too small for you, as well as a few earrings.
>>527924
Dreamkicker
>>527925
It has faded and molded to the point where you can no longer tell what it was, but knowing that this place used to be a temple of Celestia and Luna it was probably one of them.
It tastes a bit mushroomy, but in a good way.
We can timewarp to have Olga raise it, if necessary.
You find some fancy capes that are all too small for you, as well as a few earrings.
>>527924
Dreamkicker
There is a ghoul chained to a massive pipe organ in room f. It is happily pounding away on the keys.
>>527925
It has faded and molded to the point where you can no longer tell what it was, but knowing that this place used to be a temple of Celestia and Luna it was probably one of them.
It tastes a bit mushroomy, but in a good way.
This could be the last session. Should we pause and wait for our three missing players to get here, or schedule for another day?
>>527947
There are a several ponies, donkies, and even a buffalo chained up in here. Each of them are about as big as any you have ever seen, and are all unconscious. Their necks have been shaved, revealing the numerous bite marks.
>>527948
The door glows brighter when the last symbols have been removed.
>>527947
There are a several ponies, donkies, and even a buffalo chained up in here. Each of them are about as big as any you have ever seen, and are all unconscious. Their necks have been shaved, revealing the numerous bite marks.
>>527948
The door glows brighter when the last symbols have been removed.
The party stands in room 145. In front of them stands a tall gate with three keyholes in the center of it. The gate shine faintly with the light of the sun. There has been no sign of the vampires that managed to flee, but they may return with reinforcements at any time.
All of the paladins are ready to finish this, are you?
All of the paladins are ready to finish this, are you?
>>530253
You light up your horn and marchin tinto the tunnel.
>>530254
>>530256
>>530257
Everyone proceeds down the tunnel, the clop of your hoofsteps echoing up and down it it. The floor is made of cobblestone, and the walls are covered in dark moss. You all continue like this for many minutes, the rotting smell growing stronger all the time.
Roll spot.
You light up your horn and marchin tinto the tunnel.
>>530254
>>530256
>>530257
Everyone proceeds down the tunnel, the clop of your hoofsteps echoing up and down it it. The floor is made of cobblestone, and the walls are covered in dark moss. You all continue like this for many minutes, the rotting smell growing stronger all the time.
Roll spot.
>>530265
You spot a rotting pile of bodies at the foot of a collapse in the tunnel. Their flesh is grey and clammy looking
>>530267
You see nothing, worrying too much about what might happen if Olga can't revive the next person to die. You nearly walk right into a pile of bodies, but Polemo stops you.
>>530268
You spot a pile of dead bodies at the foot of a collapse in the tunnel. Your sharp eyes can make out that the tunnel is blocked, but makes a ramp up into the world above. Hardly any light is coming through the opening.
You can remember hearing something about this part of the city being full of undead that don't stay down even after being killed.
>>530270
It's too dark for you to see anything, but it stinks of rot down here.
>>530271
You skip right past everyone and into a pile of bodies that blend in with the grey, mossy floor. They groan loudly and quickly rise to their hooves, surrounding you and pulling you down.
>>530272
You spot a pile of dead bodies at the foot of a collapse in the tunnel. Your sharp eyes can make out that the tunnel is blocked, but makes a ramp up into the world above. Hardly any light is coming through the opening.
Happyhorn: 0 Hits 4 Wounds
You spot a rotting pile of bodies at the foot of a collapse in the tunnel. Their flesh is grey and clammy looking
>>530267
You see nothing, worrying too much about what might happen if Olga can't revive the next person to die. You nearly walk right into a pile of bodies, but Polemo stops you.
>>530268
You spot a pile of dead bodies at the foot of a collapse in the tunnel. Your sharp eyes can make out that the tunnel is blocked, but makes a ramp up into the world above. Hardly any light is coming through the opening.
You can remember hearing something about this part of the city being full of undead that don't stay down even after being killed.
>>530270
It's too dark for you to see anything, but it stinks of rot down here.
>>530271
You skip right past everyone and into a pile of bodies that blend in with the grey, mossy floor. They groan loudly and quickly rise to their hooves, surrounding you and pulling you down.
>>530272
You spot a pile of dead bodies at the foot of a collapse in the tunnel. Your sharp eyes can make out that the tunnel is blocked, but makes a ramp up into the world above. Hardly any light is coming through the opening.
Happyhorn: 0 Hits 4 Wounds
Because of the cramped conditions in the tunnel, the paladins cannot aide in this fight.
>>530283
You hastily crawl between their legs then stand up.
>>530284
You plant a bolt in the side of a zombie, but it doesn't react aside from turning to slowly advance towards you.
>>530285
You run over and are hit quite hard by one of the decaying ponies.
>>530286
You account for each of your friends then hoof at the ground.
>>530287
You'll have to go straight through them.
Bessy: 4/5 Hits
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
>>530283
You hastily crawl between their legs then stand up.
>>530284
You plant a bolt in the side of a zombie, but it doesn't react aside from turning to slowly advance towards you.
>>530285
You run over and are hit quite hard by one of the decaying ponies.
>>530286
You account for each of your friends then hoof at the ground.
>>530287
You'll have to go straight through them.
Bessy: 4/5 Hits
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
>>530292
The rotting smell causes you to lose focus and miscasts your spell. You are engulfed in flames and fall to the ground.
>>530293
He hits you again before you can shoot him, nearly breaking you leg.
>>530294
You slam into the lead zombie and fling it across the crowd. It lands on the pile of rubble and leaks black blood.
>>530295
You point boldly, like the commander of the goat armies of old. All your companions see this and are inspired to fight harder.
+2 to all actions next round.
>>530296
Before you can climb on top of Brutus a zombie swipes at you, leaving a nasty bruise.
>>530297
Green energy explodes from you and pushes all of the zombies back a little.
Bessy: 2/5 Hits
Happyhorn: 3/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
The rotting smell causes you to lose focus and miscasts your spell. You are engulfed in flames and fall to the ground.
>>530293
He hits you again before you can shoot him, nearly breaking you leg.
>>530294
You slam into the lead zombie and fling it across the crowd. It lands on the pile of rubble and leaks black blood.
>>530295
You point boldly, like the commander of the goat armies of old. All your companions see this and are inspired to fight harder.
+2 to all actions next round.
>>530296
Before you can climb on top of Brutus a zombie swipes at you, leaving a nasty bruise.
>>530297
Green energy explodes from you and pushes all of the zombies back a little.
Bessy: 2/5 Hits
Happyhorn: 3/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
>>530300
You extinguish the flames and stand back up.
>>530301
He keeps beating on your head even as you ram him into the wall, but luckily he is only hitting your horns.
>>530302
>10
You spin around and clock the zombie with your shield. It rings like a gong as the zombie collapses into a pool of dark blood.
>>530303
You sneak up behind one, then kick off the wall and headbutt it from above. It falls down under you and starts to leak oily black blood.
>>530304
You pull a chunk of rock towards your hoof, but unfortunately that chunk of rock is inside a zombie. You duck just in time, but the zombie still swipes at you as it flies overhead.
>>530305
>6
Your shining sword slices into the undead. It groans sadly then collapses into a growing pool of black blood.
All the zombies are dead, and you are all free to climb up the pile of rubble into the city above.
Andelia: 3/5 Hits
Bessy: 2/5 Hits
Dreamkicker: 6/6 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 3/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
You extinguish the flames and stand back up.
>>530301
He keeps beating on your head even as you ram him into the wall, but luckily he is only hitting your horns.
>>530302
>10
You spin around and clock the zombie with your shield. It rings like a gong as the zombie collapses into a pool of dark blood.
>>530303
You sneak up behind one, then kick off the wall and headbutt it from above. It falls down under you and starts to leak oily black blood.
>>530304
You pull a chunk of rock towards your hoof, but unfortunately that chunk of rock is inside a zombie. You duck just in time, but the zombie still swipes at you as it flies overhead.
>>530305
>6
Your shining sword slices into the undead. It groans sadly then collapses into a growing pool of black blood.
All the zombies are dead, and you are all free to climb up the pile of rubble into the city above.
Andelia: 3/5 Hits
Bessy: 2/5 Hits
Dreamkicker: 6/6 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 3/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
>>530311
The head refuses to come off the dead body. In fact, it groans at you.
>>530313
Remembering your past successes, you try to show off and heal both at once. This fails pretty horribly as your horns nearly fall off and you faint.
One of the paladins carries you up. Andelia wakes you up with a nice concoction, though.
>>530314
You walk up the rocky ramp and give the goat a concoction you mixed earlier. He wakes back up.
>>530315
>past
You try to revive him, but fail this time.
The entire party walks up the ramp of rubble and emerges into the city above. The stone buildings slump unevenly on each side of the street, seeming to loom over the party and look at them with their empty, black windows. The paving stones of the street are broken and uneven, and on a few of them lie bones or broken weapons. In the sky the thick, dark clouds which cover the Forsaken District roll and rumble with thunder. Occasional lightning strikes provide the only light.
http://www.yourepeat.com/watch/?v=fdj0N3iP_EE&start_at=55&end_at=251
The head refuses to come off the dead body. In fact, it groans at you.
>>530313
Remembering your past successes, you try to show off and heal both at once. This fails pretty horribly as your horns nearly fall off and you faint.
One of the paladins carries you up. Andelia wakes you up with a nice concoction, though.
>>530314
You walk up the rocky ramp and give the goat a concoction you mixed earlier. He wakes back up.
>>530315
>past
You try to revive him, but fail this time.
The entire party walks up the ramp of rubble and emerges into the city above. The stone buildings slump unevenly on each side of the street, seeming to loom over the party and look at them with their empty, black windows. The paving stones of the street are broken and uneven, and on a few of them lie bones or broken weapons. In the sky the thick, dark clouds which cover the Forsaken District roll and rumble with thunder. Occasional lightning strikes provide the only light.
http://www.yourepeat.com/watch/?v=fdj0N3iP_EE&start_at=55&end_at=251
>>530317
One of the Discordian pegasi flies up over the buildings, then dives back down.
"Great news. I see the Luna temple and, even better, I see and old Discord temple. If we go there first we can get some reinforcements."
>>530318
You look around and see nothing on the street. Hearing something behind you, you turn around and are punched in the face by a zombie that walked up out of the tunnel.
>>530319
>past
You keep trying, but it will take more effort.
>present
You look like a wise old goat.
>>530320
There are no signs in a dialect you can read.
>>530321
You stretch like a kitty cat.
Bessy: 1/5 Hits
One of the Discordian pegasi flies up over the buildings, then dives back down.
"Great news. I see the Luna temple and, even better, I see and old Discord temple. If we go there first we can get some reinforcements."
>>530318
You look around and see nothing on the street. Hearing something behind you, you turn around and are punched in the face by a zombie that walked up out of the tunnel.
>>530319
>past
You keep trying, but it will take more effort.
>present
You look like a wise old goat.
>>530320
There are no signs in a dialect you can read.
>>530321
You stretch like a kitty cat.
Bessy: 1/5 Hits
>>530324
It hits you again and you fall down, nearly going all the way down the hole. The other zombies start to pick themselves back up.
>>530325
He might, or maybe one of those Nature paladins that are running over to Bessy.
>>530326
You see Bessy get knocked down by a zombie.
>>530327
Temple of Luna, this way.
It hits you again and you fall down, nearly going all the way down the hole. The other zombies start to pick themselves back up.
>>530325
He might, or maybe one of those Nature paladins that are running over to Bessy.
>>530326
You see Bessy get knocked down by a zombie.
>>530327
Temple of Luna, this way.
>>530329
You fail and roll all the way down the mound, breaking a few bones in the process. This is compounded by the zombies wailing on you until you are screaming in pain and coughing up blood.
>>530331
You haul Bessy back up the hole, but she is in bad shape. Several broken bones are sticking out of her legs and chest.
>>530332
You rush down the hole and are instantly struck by a few zombies.
>>530333
Try, try again.
>>530335
You ignore the zombies crawling out of the hole and work on Bessy's wounds, healing her a little.
The paladins rush in and knock down two of the zombies.
Bessy: 5/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds Crippled
Brutus: 4/8 Hits
You fail and roll all the way down the mound, breaking a few bones in the process. This is compounded by the zombies wailing on you until you are screaming in pain and coughing up blood.
>>530331
You haul Bessy back up the hole, but she is in bad shape. Several broken bones are sticking out of her legs and chest.
>>530332
You rush down the hole and are instantly struck by a few zombies.
>>530333
Try, try again.
>>530335
You ignore the zombies crawling out of the hole and work on Bessy's wounds, healing her a little.
The paladins rush in and knock down two of the zombies.
Bessy: 5/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds Crippled
Brutus: 4/8 Hits
>>530338
You are up, and you can pick up more than a stone. Lifting an entire zombie like a donkey wrestler you toss it back down the hole and hear it splat.
>>530339
A viridian explosion fills the street, causing the the two standing zombies and the two that had been downed by the paladins to explode into chunks.
>>530340
The zombies are all down.
>>530341
You throw six fireballs down the hole, burning the last zombie to ash.
>>530342
You panic a little too much.
The zombies are all down. One of the paladins swings his axe a few times.
"We really shouldn't stay in one place here. I'm sure more zombies heard the screaming, not to mention ghosts and whatever else is back here."
You are up, and you can pick up more than a stone. Lifting an entire zombie like a donkey wrestler you toss it back down the hole and hear it splat.
>>530339
A viridian explosion fills the street, causing the the two standing zombies and the two that had been downed by the paladins to explode into chunks.
>>530340
The zombies are all down.
>>530341
You throw six fireballs down the hole, burning the last zombie to ash.
>>530342
You panic a little too much.
The zombies are all down. One of the paladins swings his axe a few times.
"We really shouldn't stay in one place here. I'm sure more zombies heard the screaming, not to mention ghosts and whatever else is back here."
>>530345
The three Discordian pegasi land in front of you.
"Hey, weren't you listening? We can stop by the old Discord temple and get some friends."
>>530346
Nope, but you don't have to. Working carefully, Pomelo manages to fix your messed up legs.
>>530347
You put her bones back together and close up the skin over them.
The three Discordian pegasi land in front of you.
"Hey, weren't you listening? We can stop by the old Discord temple and get some friends."
>>530346
Nope, but you don't have to. Working carefully, Pomelo manages to fix your messed up legs.
>>530347
You put her bones back together and close up the skin over them.
>>530366
>>530367
>>530368
>>530369
>>530370
>>530371
>>530372
As you all walk down the empty streets, strewn with body parts and broken weapons, several collapsed buildings force you to cut through a few that are still standing. As you all walk you can hear murmuring and muttering, but cannot find the source Inside the living room of one you find two zombies which groan and lurch towards you all, and a translucent pony wearing loose armor over a set of robes. Her mutters turn into scraps of words when she sees you all. Laughing shrilly, she summons a ball of ice and casts it at you all.
Whoever rolls the lowest to attack will be hit.
>>530367
>>530368
>>530369
>>530370
>>530371
>>530372
As you all walk down the empty streets, strewn with body parts and broken weapons, several collapsed buildings force you to cut through a few that are still standing. As you all walk you can hear murmuring and muttering, but cannot find the source Inside the living room of one you find two zombies which groan and lurch towards you all, and a translucent pony wearing loose armor over a set of robes. Her mutters turn into scraps of words when she sees you all. Laughing shrilly, she summons a ball of ice and casts it at you all.
Whoever rolls the lowest to attack will be hit.
>>530374
Your smoke fills the room. Somehow, some way, the smoke does not shroud the specter even further.
+1 to attack the zombies for the next 5 turns.
>>530375
The ghost shrieks as your fireballs hit it, causing the apparition to fade away.
>>530376
You start watching out for your friends. One of the Nature paladins, stuck in the hallway outside the room, shouts at you.
"What else could it be!?"
>>530377
You take up a batting stance, but the iceball goes somewhere else. Instead, you hit a zombie and crack its skull.
>>530378
Bracing yourself doesn't help at all. The ball of ice freezes you down to your soul, locking your muscles up and causing you to fall over.
>>530380
You shoot the zombie Olga was hitting, causing it to explode into gibs as the ray of light hits it.
Pomelo: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Your smoke fills the room. Somehow, some way, the smoke does not shroud the specter even further.
+1 to attack the zombies for the next 5 turns.
>>530375
The ghost shrieks as your fireballs hit it, causing the apparition to fade away.
>>530376
You start watching out for your friends. One of the Nature paladins, stuck in the hallway outside the room, shouts at you.
"What else could it be!?"
>>530377
You take up a batting stance, but the iceball goes somewhere else. Instead, you hit a zombie and crack its skull.
>>530378
Bracing yourself doesn't help at all. The ball of ice freezes you down to your soul, locking your muscles up and causing you to fall over.
>>530380
You shoot the zombie Olga was hitting, causing it to explode into gibs as the ray of light hits it.
Pomelo: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
>>530382
The ghost is dead, so instead you attack the last standing zombie.
>>530383
You get Pomelo back on his hooves and take out the last zombie with your minions.
>>530385
I keep trying different ways to remind myself that Guardian is in effect when I write, but none of them work.
>>530386
>>530387
The last zombie is dead.
"Hurry, let's move!"
The ghost is dead, so instead you attack the last standing zombie.
>>530383
You get Pomelo back on his hooves and take out the last zombie with your minions.
>>530385
I keep trying different ways to remind myself that Guardian is in effect when I write, but none of them work.
>>530386
>>530387
The last zombie is dead.
"Hurry, let's move!"
>>530390
You do so.
>>530389
>>530391
>>530392
>>530393
>>530394
All of you continue to the next street over and carefully make your way through the abandoned segment of the city. The Discordians stoop you all in front of a large, collapsed mansion overgrown with dead, dark vines.
"Alright, this is it. All we need to do is go a little ways in and pull up the curtain."
You do so.
>>530389
>>530391
>>530392
>>530393
>>530394
All of you continue to the next street over and carefully make your way through the abandoned segment of the city. The Discordians stoop you all in front of a large, collapsed mansion overgrown with dead, dark vines.
"Alright, this is it. All we need to do is go a little ways in and pull up the curtain."
>>531711
A rubber chicken smacks you upside the head with enough force to make you do a backflip. Stars circle around for a bit before spelling out PRIVATE PROPERTY.
>>531713
>>531714
Everyone sees Dreamkickers horn glow, then a yellow rubber chicken materials and hit Dreamkicker upside the head which causes him to flip backwards.
A rubber chicken smacks you upside the head with enough force to make you do a backflip. Stars circle around for a bit before spelling out PRIVATE PROPERTY.
>>531713
>>531714
Everyone sees Dreamkickers horn glow, then a yellow rubber chicken materials and hit Dreamkicker upside the head which causes him to flip backwards.
>>531717
You keep a completely straight face.
>>531718
Dreamkicker
>>531719
All you can do is give him a hug while giggling.
You keep a completely straight face.
>>531718
Dreamkicker
Looking back in time you see nothing more that wandering zombies or ghosts who occasionally are struck with lightning. Things don't get interesting until you see the clouds clouds start to part. Changing gears to watch things happening forwards in time instead of back you see a massive flock of pegasi and gryphons pushing thunderheads in, spitting enough lightning to nearly blind you, at a patch of inky blackness in the midday sky. The darkness shrugs off the attacks for the most part, but the edges of it are starting to become ragged. While they contain it from the air, you see a building in the distance start to glow with all the colors of magic. The Shadow, you are pretty sure that's what it is, comes apart completely. Sunlight pierces through the remains as they are pulled down into the building and disappear.
>>531719
All you can do is give him a hug while giggling.
>>531772
One of the zombies happens to be a buffalo, and he charges into you as you charge into him.
>>531774
You light an explosion under one of them and send its body sailing through the air.
>>531775
Your magic bolt misses and they start to advance towards you.
>>531778
>>531779
You wind up to punch one of them, but knee Andelia in the nose. This triggers the magic she was building up and you go flying itno the air before landing hard on the ground.
Brutus: 2/8 hits
Andelia: 0/6 hits 5/6 Wounds
Pomelo: 0/5 hits 4/5 wounds
One of the zombies happens to be a buffalo, and he charges into you as you charge into him.
>>531774
You light an explosion under one of them and send its body sailing through the air.
>>531775
Your magic bolt misses and they start to advance towards you.
>>531778
>>531779
You wind up to punch one of them, but knee Andelia in the nose. This triggers the magic she was building up and you go flying itno the air before landing hard on the ground.
Brutus: 2/8 hits
Andelia: 0/6 hits 5/6 Wounds
Pomelo: 0/5 hits 4/5 wounds
>>531781
Your minions get roughed up a bit, but stay in one piece.
>>531782
You are tough, but this guy is immune to pain. He rears his decaying head back and headbutts you, making you see stars.
>>531783
>>531783
You fill the street with smoke.
+1 to every zombie for the next four turns.
>>531784
You can't get up just yet, but luckily the slow zombies haven't reached you.
>>531785
You miss, but stay away from the zombies.
>>531786
You are stuck in a groove of the road on your back, and are stuck for now. Keep trying.
>>531787
You pick up Pomelo with your magic.
Brutus: 1/8 hits
Andelia: 0/6 hits 5/6 Wounds
Pomelo: 5/5 hits 4/5 wounds
Your minions get roughed up a bit, but stay in one piece.
>>531782
You are tough, but this guy is immune to pain. He rears his decaying head back and headbutts you, making you see stars.
>>531783
>>531783
You fill the street with smoke.
+1 to every zombie for the next four turns.
>>531784
You can't get up just yet, but luckily the slow zombies haven't reached you.
>>531785
You miss, but stay away from the zombies.
>>531786
You are stuck in a groove of the road on your back, and are stuck for now. Keep trying.
>>531787
You pick up Pomelo with your magic.
Brutus: 1/8 hits
Andelia: 0/6 hits 5/6 Wounds
Pomelo: 5/5 hits 4/5 wounds
>>531789
>>531790
Andelia is up and Bolstered.
>>531791
The zombie you are about the ran ducks and you very nearly trip over it. While it is under you it bits up your legs.
>>531792
You whack it hard with your shield and get yourself some space.
>>531794
You shoot the burning one int he face and it drops.
>>531795
You can't get your magic to work on Brutus, tainted as he is, without trying harder.
Both your minions pile onto the undead buffalo Brutus is fighting and beat it until it is on the ground.
1 zombie dead, 1 helpless, 1 standing
Brutus: 1/8 hits
Andelia: 6/6 hits 5/6 Wounds Bolstered
Pomelo: 5/5 hits 4/5 wounds
>>531790
Andelia is up and Bolstered.
>>531791
The zombie you are about the ran ducks and you very nearly trip over it. While it is under you it bits up your legs.
>>531792
You whack it hard with your shield and get yourself some space.
>>531794
You shoot the burning one int he face and it drops.
>>531795
You can't get your magic to work on Brutus, tainted as he is, without trying harder.
Both your minions pile onto the undead buffalo Brutus is fighting and beat it until it is on the ground.
1 zombie dead, 1 helpless, 1 standing
Brutus: 1/8 hits
Andelia: 6/6 hits 5/6 Wounds Bolstered
Pomelo: 5/5 hits 4/5 wounds
>>531797
You bash the buffalo with your shield until it stops moving.
>>531798
Your magic boucnes offf Brutus.
>>531799
You kick it in the face a few times until it backs off.
>>531800
The zombie dances and jumps as you electrocute it.
>>531801
While it is still seizing your magical boomerange hit the zombie and it explodes into globs of bone and grey meat.
>>531802
Your minions stay back and guard you after Andelia kills to last you.
>>531803
Hlding the horn with your hoof, you chant you spell and focus on the buffalo. Something goes wrong, though, and you lose control. Fire burns around the horn as the buffalo rises up, then the flame jumps off and lands on the buffalo. The meat comes off it, leaving behind a burning skeleton that crushes the last zombie corpse under it.
New Enemy:Buffalo Nicholas Cage Flaming Buffalo Skeleton
You bash the buffalo with your shield until it stops moving.
>>531798
Your magic boucnes offf Brutus.
>>531799
You kick it in the face a few times until it backs off.
>>531800
The zombie dances and jumps as you electrocute it.
>>531801
While it is still seizing your magical boomerange hit the zombie and it explodes into globs of bone and grey meat.
>>531802
Your minions stay back and guard you after Andelia kills to last you.
>>531803
Hlding the horn with your hoof, you chant you spell and focus on the buffalo. Something goes wrong, though, and you lose control. Fire burns around the horn as the buffalo rises up, then the flame jumps off and lands on the buffalo. The meat comes off it, leaving behind a burning skeleton that crushes the last zombie corpse under it.
New Enemy:
>>531805
You You throw a rock at it as hard as you can, and manage to shatter its horned skull.
>>531806
Being covered with armor only makes things hatter as you charge into the flames surrounding it. Driven mad by the burning, you charge away into a wall and get stuck.
>>531807
You hit the monster in the same with your arrow and see purple threads spread through it's bones. It's yours, or will be soon enough.
>>531808
You reach up with a tower of dirt and smash at the buffalo.
>>531809
>>531811
You help pull Brutus free while chanting a healing prayer.
>>531813
Both your minions charge into the flames and start punching and kicking its legs until the thing collapses into a pile of bones.
The flames die until its bones are merely smouldering, then it stands back up.
Happyhorn, you feel your link of control connect with it.
You You throw a rock at it as hard as you can, and manage to shatter its horned skull.
>>531806
Being covered with armor only makes things hatter as you charge into the flames surrounding it. Driven mad by the burning, you charge away into a wall and get stuck.
>>531807
You hit the monster in the same with your arrow and see purple threads spread through it's bones. It's yours, or will be soon enough.
>>531808
You reach up with a tower of dirt and smash at the buffalo.
>>531809
>>531811
You help pull Brutus free while chanting a healing prayer.
>>531813
Both your minions charge into the flames and start punching and kicking its legs until the thing collapses into a pile of bones.
The flames die until its bones are merely smouldering, then it stands back up.
Happyhorn, you feel your link of control connect with it.
>>531829
>>531830
>>531831
>>531832
All of you take off down the streets, eager to not meet any more resistance. After twists and turns down broken strets you all finally find it.
The building's exterior is crumbling, but there are no holes that go all the way through the wall. The stained-glass windows are completely opaque, leaving you with runny views of Princess Luna raising various phases of the moon. Pony-inspired gargoyls emerge from above the wooden doors at the front of the temple, around which are scattered several skeletons.
>>531830
>>531831
>>531832
All of you take off down the streets, eager to not meet any more resistance. After twists and turns down broken strets you all finally find it.
The building's exterior is crumbling, but there are no holes that go all the way through the wall. The stained-glass windows are completely opaque, leaving you with runny views of Princess Luna raising various phases of the moon. Pony-inspired gargoyls emerge from above the wooden doors at the front of the temple, around which are scattered several skeletons.
>>531836
>>531843
They are obviously a bone golem waiting to pounce on the unwary.
>>531838
You trip and land painfully in the pile of bones.
Roll.
>>531839
You run into her when she falls over.
Roll.
>>531840
You keep a careful eye out as the other bungle around.
>>531842
It might be your imagination, but they seem to growl back.
>>531843
They are obviously a bone golem waiting to pounce on the unwary.
>>531838
You trip and land painfully in the pile of bones.
Roll.
>>531839
You run into her when she falls over.
Roll.
>>531840
You keep a careful eye out as the other bungle around.
>>531842
It might be your imagination, but they seem to growl back.
>>531845
Under the pile of skeletons that Andelia crashed into you find a mound of holy icons. There are suns, moons, ram's horns, balloons, chariots, loaves of bread, ships, hammers, trees, and others. As a Priest of Pinkie Pie you are knowledgeable about symbology, and because of this you know there are no Discord icons in the pile.
>>531846
You bark at the gargoyles. Better hope Brutus doesn't find that racist.
>>531847
They lift up a buffalo skull each and throw them away. Nothing happens other than the skulls shattering.
>>531848
Under the pile of skeletons that Andelia crashed into you see a mound of holy icons. There are suns, moons, ram's horns, balloons, chariots, loaves of bread, ships, hammers, trees, and others. Doing a quick count, you find that the number of icons match the number of skulls in the bone pile. You also see a plaque above the front door and a large lock on the front of the door.
Under the pile of skeletons that Andelia crashed into you find a mound of holy icons. There are suns, moons, ram's horns, balloons, chariots, loaves of bread, ships, hammers, trees, and others. As a Priest of Pinkie Pie you are knowledgeable about symbology, and because of this you know there are no Discord icons in the pile.
>>531846
You bark at the gargoyles. Better hope Brutus doesn't find that racist.
>>531847
They lift up a buffalo skull each and throw them away. Nothing happens other than the skulls shattering.
>>531848
Under the pile of skeletons that Andelia crashed into you see a mound of holy icons. There are suns, moons, ram's horns, balloons, chariots, loaves of bread, ships, hammers, trees, and others. Doing a quick count, you find that the number of icons match the number of skulls in the bone pile. You also see a plaque above the front door and a large lock on the front of the door.
>>531867
You press the dagger up against the golden plate on the door. The piece of metal splits down the middle and the doors swing open. The inside of the temple is dark, save for where your light falls. What you can see is a faded carpet and a few rotten pews.
>>531870
The skull clacks a few times.
"What do you mean? We defeated."
You press the dagger up against the golden plate on the door. The piece of metal splits down the middle and the doors swing open. The inside of the temple is dark, save for where your light falls. What you can see is a faded carpet and a few rotten pews.
>>531870
The skull clacks a few times.
"What do you mean? We defeated."
>>531874
The skull looks confused.
>>531875
The Pinkie paladin stands next to you.
"We mustn't tarry here, sister. Lead the way with your lamp."
>>531876
Several of the Nature paladins step forwards with theirs.
>>531871
You pick a tree out of the pile, ignoring the chariots.
>>531877
You light your sun lamp. There are patches of ground and wall covered with inky blackness. These patches get larger and larger as they head back into the temple. You cannot see the other end of the church from here.
The skull looks confused.
"That can't be right. I saw it with my own eyes. It was dieing."
>>531875
The Pinkie paladin stands next to you.
"We mustn't tarry here, sister. Lead the way with your lamp."
>>531876
Several of the Nature paladins step forwards with theirs.
>>531871
You pick a tree out of the pile, ignoring the chariots.
>>531877
You light your sun lamp. There are patches of ground and wall covered with inky blackness. These patches get larger and larger as they head back into the temple. You cannot see the other end of the church from here.
>>531880
Bessy smells like sweet candy. Aww, she's been using the shampoo you got her for her birthday!
>>531881
Your pink light joins Dreamkicker's yellow and expands the pool of light. You cannot see the end of the church from here, but you can see that you will have to follow a winding path between pews to not step in any of the black spots.
>>531882
It keeps clacking.
>>531883
You see much the same as Bessy and Dreamkicker.
Everyone roll.
Bessy smells like sweet candy. Aww, she's been using the shampoo you got her for her birthday!
>>531881
Your pink light joins Dreamkicker's yellow and expands the pool of light. You cannot see the end of the church from here, but you can see that you will have to follow a winding path between pews to not step in any of the black spots.
>>531882
It keeps clacking.
It came apart when we hit it with the shattering spell, and the lighting and sunlight tore it through. We locked the doors to this place tightly, so that it would stay here and starve.
>>531883
You see much the same as Bessy and Dreamkicker.
Everyone roll.
>>531886
You notice that there are no bodies, weapons, or signs of damage in here other than decay.
>>531887
>>531888
You notice that there are no bodies, weapons, or signs of damage in here other than decay.
Wait a second, hadn't you been told that there was a grand battle to seal the monster in the temple?
>>531890
You ignore the foul icon and lift yours up to wear around a horn-wait. You stare at the chariot icon you picked up, ignoring the temple's interior. A little voice inside you tells you to put it on.
>>531891
You focus on the skull and ignore the inside of the temple.
"If you are sure, necromancer. My apologies, but is there word of how we died?"
You notice that there are no bodies, weapons, or signs of damage in here other than decay.
>>531887
>>531888
You notice that there are no bodies, weapons, or signs of damage in here other than decay.
Wait a second, hadn't you been told that there was a grand battle to seal the monster in the temple?
>>531890
You ignore the foul icon and lift yours up to wear around a horn-wait. You stare at the chariot icon you picked up, ignoring the temple's interior. A little voice inside you tells you to put it on.
>>531891
You focus on the skull and ignore the inside of the temple.
"If you are sure, necromancer. My apologies, but is there word of how we died?"
>>531901
His skull shakes back and forth.
>>531902
Dreamkicker
>>531903
You hang the tree over a horn and head inside the church, careful not to step on the black portions of the floor.
His skull shakes back and forth.
"No, the sealing went perfectly. We bound it inside the church while the Discordians kept watch outside the church for monsters. Once it was bound to the building we left and sealed the doors, then after that I know no more."
>>531902
Dreamkicker
You sail through a few hundred thousand years and stop at the sealing of the shadow. The inside of the church is peaceful as members of every race chant and cast in an outwards facing circle. The Floating patches of blackness seep into the wood and stone, pooling around the altar, and squirm futilely. Once it is done they all head outside.
>>531903
You hang the tree over a horn and head inside the church, careful not to step on the black portions of the floor.
You didn't notice it until you had something to compare it with, but this entire quarter of the city stinks. In fact, the entire city does. You had thought it was rot caused by the vampires or some such, but in here? Comparing this church to a landfill would insult the landfill, and yet the powerful scent nearly causes a dark part of your brain to commandeer your legs and walk you deeper into the church.
>>531913
Dreamkicker
>>531914
Olga
Dreamkicker
You could have sworn you were told they fought against the Shadow in the temple, and you recall a vision you had in the temple of the Two sisters showing a group of paladins, weary and wounded, leaving the passage leading to this section of the city.
>>531914
Olga
"Nothing went wrong. We sealed the beast in here without having to fight it.
>>531918
"You want me to walk snout-first into something that's actively trying to take over my senses."
I'll shake my head.
"I guess first impressions can go incredibly wrong, then. I'd thought better of you than just using another companion as a disposable dowsing rod."
>>531919
I'll shrug.
"It's not so bad near the exit here, but we go deeper and I might become more of a liability than an aid."
>>531920
"That's what I was hoping this stupid twig would help with."
"You want me to walk snout-first into something that's actively trying to take over my senses."
I'll shake my head.
"I guess first impressions can go incredibly wrong, then. I'd thought better of you than just using another companion as a disposable dowsing rod."
>>531919
I'll shrug.
"It's not so bad near the exit here, but we go deeper and I might become more of a liability than an aid."
>>531920
"That's what I was hoping this stupid twig would help with."
>>531922
"You act like we're not going to be following behind you!"
I frown.
"And besides, you never said it was trying to take over your senses, you just said that it was trying to pull you to it! Not even close to the same!"
I humph.
"It's not like we have anything better to go on. This place is empty!"
"You act like we're not going to be following behind you!"
I frown.
"And besides, you never said it was trying to take over your senses, you just said that it was trying to pull you to it! Not even close to the same!"
I humph.
"It's not like we have anything better to go on. This place is empty!"
>>531930
The skull chatters again.
>>531935
All you can smell is old wood, stone, bone, and your companions.
>>531939
You hold your lamp high with your TK and slowly thread your way through the pews and black splotches on the floor. This temple was once grand, you can tell. The windows are tall, and the pillars are decorated with polished silver. At the back there is an altar to preach from, and behind it a massive statue of Luna. Beneath that is a smaller, life sized alicorn statue. One that is blacker than the deepest night. You can't even see traces of stone on it.
The skull chatters again.
"The only monsters I recall were on our way to the temple. We fought through the line they had made against the last part of the wall that had been finished, and the workers finished the wall behind us when we broke their line. After that it was easy going."
>>531935
All you can smell is old wood, stone, bone, and your companions.
>>531939
You hold your lamp high with your TK and slowly thread your way through the pews and black splotches on the floor. This temple was once grand, you can tell. The windows are tall, and the pillars are decorated with polished silver. At the back there is an altar to preach from, and behind it a massive statue of Luna. Beneath that is a smaller, life sized alicorn statue. One that is blacker than the deepest night. You can't even see traces of stone on it.
>>531942
>>531943
"Think about it. With all their competition gone, whose church would have the most clout for the immediate following? How much chaos would there be as the other churches scramble to pick up the pieces?"
I'll shake my head, then take my horn polishing rag out from my pack and jam it up my nose. Maybe that will dilute the smell a little. Then follow after Dreamkicker.
>>531943
"Think about it. With all their competition gone, whose church would have the most clout for the immediate following? How much chaos would there be as the other churches scramble to pick up the pieces?"
I'll shake my head, then take my horn polishing rag out from my pack and jam it up my nose. Maybe that will dilute the smell a little. Then follow after Dreamkicker.
>>531948
I frown.
"Really? That's the best guess you can throw out there?"
I roll my eyes.
"Now you're just being rude! If a church lost a few clerics that's not the end of the world! It's really really sad and they'd be in mourning for a few days but that's not gonna make them… be… gotten rid of! That's not how it works at all!"
I frown.
"Really? That's the best guess you can throw out there?"
I roll my eyes.
"Now you're just being rude! If a church lost a few clerics that's not the end of the world! It's really really sad and they'd be in mourning for a few days but that's not gonna make them… be… gotten rid of! That's not how it works at all!"
>>531945
Dreamkicker
>>531946
What statues? Dreamkicker went off into the darkness with his sun lamp. The dark fog in here obscures everything at the back end of the temple except the glow of his lamp.
>>531949
Still no evil. What does evil even smell like?
Dreamkicker
It's no statue. The alicorn standing before you now is made of pure, congealed darkness. The power contained within it could easily blot out the sun for an entire contentment, perhaps even crush Celestia herself into a sunny pulp if it caught her unawares. The power containing within this being nearly blanks your mind with shrill terror, but you stay sane enough to realize that you haven't been spotted yet.
>>531946
What statues? Dreamkicker went off into the darkness with his sun lamp. The dark fog in here obscures everything at the back end of the temple except the glow of his lamp.
>>531949
Still no evil. What does evil even smell like?
>>531948
The evil scent is borken slightly as you inhale the horny scent of your rag. You carefully weave your way through the pews and dark spots until you see it. The thing the blackest part of your heat desires, standing there in the form of an alicorn made of solid shadows under a massive statue of Luna. It is everything you can do to not step forwards and -and-and you don't even know what.
>>531953
You back off to the others at the front of the temple.
>>531955
You fail to sniff a hint of evil before you revert to pony form.
Maybe it has something to do with him being a werwarg?
>>531956
The skull clacks.
>>531957
It is drawing closer as Dreamkicker backs towards you and the others.
>>531958
You stick close to Brutus as he advances and follow in hiss hoofsteps. Under a tall statue of Luna you can just barely see an alicorn made of pure shadow standing between her front legs. It has not noticed you or Brutus yet.
The evil scent is borken slightly as you inhale the horny scent of your rag. You carefully weave your way through the pews and dark spots until you see it. The thing the blackest part of your heat desires, standing there in the form of an alicorn made of solid shadows under a massive statue of Luna. It is everything you can do to not step forwards and -and-and you don't even know what.
>>531953
You back off to the others at the front of the temple.
>>531955
You fail to sniff a hint of evil before you revert to pony form.
Maybe it has something to do with him being a werwarg?
>>531956
The skull clacks.
"Nothing that could have killed me so quickly, unless it was a lucky ghost."
>>531957
It is drawing closer as Dreamkicker backs towards you and the others.
>>531958
You stick close to Brutus as he advances and follow in hiss hoofsteps. Under a tall statue of Luna you can just barely see an alicorn made of pure shadow standing between her front legs. It has not noticed you or Brutus yet.
>>531962
You thread your way through the temple with the Nature paladins, and they stop you short as soon as you all get close enough to see the solid black alicorn standing between the legs of the Luna statue.
"Mistress Andelia, stay back. Let us hold it back while the mages and clerics ready the sealing spell."
You thread your way through the temple with the Nature paladins, and they stop you short as soon as you all get close enough to see the solid black alicorn standing between the legs of the Luna statue.
"Mistress Andelia, stay back. Let us hold it back while the mages and clerics ready the sealing spell."
>>531992
The bones rattle.
>>532009
Both your minions fall apart and two skeletons rise up, filled with your own spirits.
The bones rattle.
"What curse?"
"Do the undead still walk?"
"Why were they not destroyed?"
"The Discordians remind outside as a rearguard."
"They must have not done well, as I died as soon as I stepped out."
"I did as well, brother."
"Wait, you two both died? I thought I died first?"
"You all died right away as well?"
"Do the undead still walk?"
"Why were they not destroyed?"
"The Discordians remind outside as a rearguard."
"They must have not done well, as I died as soon as I stepped out."
"I did as well, brother."
"Wait, you two both died? I thought I died first?"
"You all died right away as well?"
>>532009
Both your minions fall apart and two skeletons rise up, filled with your own spirits.
>>532011
Watch her raising the bones and twitch a bit when she takes more bones with her.
"Uh.. great. Its not attacking or anything so this should be easy. Also, we wish to protect you with the candle, in case something should go wrong, so you can revive us."
follow her. and uh.. I guess light the candle now.
Watch her raising the bones and twitch a bit when she takes more bones with her.
"Uh.. great. Its not attacking or anything so this should be easy. Also, we wish to protect you with the candle, in case something should go wrong, so you can revive us."
follow her. and uh.. I guess light the candle now.
>>532031
If the others don't get a move on, I may end up doing something completely foolish. My sun-blessed shield might hurt that thing, but then we'd be stuck fighting it… beats sitting around doing nothing, though.
>>532034
"I'm just getting tired of waiting for your boyfriend to fiddle with the garments. There will be plenty of time clothes browsing after we finish this job."
If the others don't get a move on, I may end up doing something completely foolish. My sun-blessed shield might hurt that thing, but then we'd be stuck fighting it… beats sitting around doing nothing, though.
>>532034
"I'm just getting tired of waiting for your boyfriend to fiddle with the garments. There will be plenty of time clothes browsing after we finish this job."
The three Discord paladins swoop into the temple through the door and circle around overhead.
"You guys are still alive? Great?"
"Someone locked our gate with dirt, can you believe it? If half of us didn't have wings it might've taken more than a couple of hours for use to get everyone back out!"
"That shadow thing isn't giving you guys any trouble, is it? When we didn't hear any screaming over the talking for a couple dozen minutes we figured it was safe."
>>532042
Ten ponies, gryphons, donkeys, and a buffalo trot into the temple, all wearing jesters outfits.
"I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU THINK?"
"You guys are still alive? Great?"
"Someone locked our gate with dirt, can you believe it? If half of us didn't have wings it might've taken more than a couple of hours for use to get everyone back out!"
"That shadow thing isn't giving you guys any trouble, is it? When we didn't hear any screaming over the talking for a couple dozen minutes we figured it was safe."
>>532042
Ten ponies, gryphons, donkeys, and a buffalo trot into the temple, all wearing jesters outfits.
"I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU THINK?"
>>532047
The donkey nods.
"We were counting on it being mostly dead at least, yeah. Now, lets get that sealing done, shall we? We'll help, don't worry. The spell will need to be modified just a teensy bit though. Updates to the magical firmware and whatnot, you know."
>>532048
A pegasus laughs.
"We are being serious right now, goat. Dead serious, even."
>>532049
"Have you ever tried to maintain an airtight seal for a few centuries? Ask your friend Brutus what's drawing them. See if he can guess."
>>532050
A gryphon giggles.
"What do you mean? We just wanted to seal that mean old shadow away."
The donkey nods.
"We were counting on it being mostly dead at least, yeah. Now, lets get that sealing done, shall we? We'll help, don't worry. The spell will need to be modified just a teensy bit though. Updates to the magical firmware and whatnot, you know."
>>532048
A pegasus laughs.
"We are being serious right now, goat. Dead serious, even."
>>532049
"Have you ever tried to maintain an airtight seal for a few centuries? Ask your friend Brutus what's drawing them. See if he can guess."
>>532050
A gryphon giggles.
"What do you mean? We just wanted to seal that mean old shadow away."
>>532052
"Oh don't worry your nonmagical little head over that. You just keep an eye on that scary shadow thing, okay?"
>>532053
"You wouldn't understand. It's a bunch of technical jargon. Now, who's got the scrolls with the spell?"
>>532055
"Talk to the magic users, buddy. Good job not humping that alicorn's leg, or whatever. It must smell pretty nice to you."
>>532057
"What are we talking about?"
"Oh don't worry your nonmagical little head over that. You just keep an eye on that scary shadow thing, okay?"
>>532053
"You wouldn't understand. It's a bunch of technical jargon. Now, who's got the scrolls with the spell?"
>>532055
"Talk to the magic users, buddy. Good job not humping that alicorn's leg, or whatever. It must smell pretty nice to you."
>>532057
"What are we talking about?"
>>532062
They laugh.
>>532063
>>532066
"What? No, stupid! Why would we burden our pour, unjustly imprisoned god like that? Now hurry and unpack your crap so we can get this show on the road."
>>532064
"What? Don't tell me you love the idea of the Laughing One struggling under a useless burden! What would you boyfriend say if he knew you hated Laughter?"
>>532065
Andelia
>>532067
"Because the Shadow is dead! It's like having a lid on an empty sippy-cup."
>>532071
"Fight? You make it sound like it would be a fight."
They laugh.
>>532063
>>532066
"What? No, stupid! Why would we burden our pour, unjustly imprisoned god like that? Now hurry and unpack your crap so we can get this show on the road."
>>532064
"What? Don't tell me you love the idea of the Laughing One struggling under a useless burden! What would you boyfriend say if he knew you hated Laughter?"
>>532065
Andelia
They intend to murder the shit out of you guys after the spell is cast. They're also lying about the spell.
>>532067
"Because the Shadow is dead! It's like having a lid on an empty sippy-cup."
>>532071
"Fight? You make it sound like it would be a fight."
>>532073
"Is he?"
>>532074
"Nope. I promise on Discord's Disco that you will all survive the ritual."
>>532075
The laugh when you growl.
>>532079
Rattle rattle.
>>532076
>>532077
>>532078
They all sigh.
"Fine, I guess we'll just have to-"
>>532081
"Alright you little bitches lets do this."
>>532080
You sing praises about all the times that Dreamkicker has laughed, filling him with strength.
His next 2 actions autocrit.
>>532083
You hit one of the pegasi with your shield and it bounces off as she falls, hitting another before returning to you.
>>532084
You fill the temple with smoke.
+1 against all target for the next 2 turns.
>>532085
You hit one of the donkeys with your knockout shot and it falls to the ground. Your burning buffalo skeleton homes in on the downed pegasus and start to gore her.
"Is he?"
>>532074
"Nope. I promise on Discord's Disco that you will all survive the ritual."
>>532075
The laugh when you growl.
>>532079
Rattle rattle.
"We died to fast."
We don't know."
We don't know."
>>532076
>>532077
>>532078
They all sigh.
"Fine, I guess we'll just have to-"
>>532081
"Alright you little bitches lets do this."
>>532080
You sing praises about all the times that Dreamkicker has laughed, filling him with strength.
His next 2 actions autocrit.
>>532083
You hit one of the pegasi with your shield and it bounces off as she falls, hitting another before returning to you.
>>532084
You fill the temple with smoke.
+1 against all target for the next 2 turns.
>>532085
You hit one of the donkeys with your knockout shot and it falls to the ground. Your burning buffalo skeleton homes in on the downed pegasus and start to gore her.