>>2133246
Pinkie Pie welcomes each of you and invites you to put your gifts down on a nearby table; those'll be last on the agenda. Seeing as you've been a little short of income, you packed your gifts in big pretty bags to at least make them look nice next to some of the oversized and odd-shaped packages on the pile. (You'll decide what you gave to the other ponies later.)

"Alright, everypo-uh, everyone is here! Now it's time to get started on the games! First up, every game has a one-drink buy-in. Bottoms up!" Pinkie wastes no time in distributing six mugs of foamy hard cider. One drink can't hurt, but you have a feeling you may be in for a long night as you finish it off.

"Okay, so what do we want to play first?"
[PINATA]
[SPIN THE TAIL ON THE PONY]
[TRUTH OR DARE]

>>2133246
>Guess she didn't take into account your being the only male.
OHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOY

>>2133346
Should we play truth or dare before everyone gets drunk, or put it off and hope it is forgotten?

>>2133346
hmmm... maybe ease into the evening with the pinata.

wait for everyone to get blasted before truth or dare, that can't end horribly, right?

>>2133346
truth or dare before we're too drunk to stop something horrid coming out of out mouths.

>>2133346
Trugh or Dare should NOT happen until everyone is completely smashed and no wone will be able to remember

so Pinata

>>2133347
>my face on imgur due to image limit
http://i.imgur.com/3ZMo5.jpg

>>2133407
>>2133413
>>2133436
there's a one drink buy in and i'm 2 into it now man im' a lightweight so we should tread lightly until no one can remember

>>2133480
We can't take that chance. DO it now, while still sober/slightly buzzed.


No chances, no gambles.

>>2133511
ok yea that sounds good

but what happens when we talk ourselves into a corner?

Can we have a vote recount? I'm reading two for pinata and one for TOD.

>>2133579
I want truth or dare now.

>>2133567
We don't. Don't you know how to shut the fuck up? Or even make up easily supportable bullshit?

>>2133579
ToD

>>2133579
Pin the tail!

>>2133579
Truth or Dare.
Better to do it with a buzz and keep our head than do it sloshed when someone else might still be conscious.

>>2133579
eh, fuck it. truth or dare i guess.

>>2133579
Pinata is better the more smashed you are. Save it for last.

>>2133591
>shut the fuck up
in ToD? really?
>make up easily supportable bullshit
it'll only go so far before no one will believe you

>>2133637
"Nope. Never."

CAN YOU INTI VAUGE AND UNINTERESTING? AT ALL?

[TRUTH OR DARE]
Pinkie clops her hooves excitedly and pours out another round of drinks. "Take a shot when it's your turn to tell the truth or do a dare! First up is..." She gets a devious smile as she rolls a d6. "Bonbon!"

"In that case, I choose... Anon." Welp. Looks like you're taking a shot. "Truth or Dare?"

Mugs: 1 / Shots: 1

>>2133712
>so how did you get that job for bonbon?
>Nope.
right

>>2133821
>bonbon
welp.

dare.

>>2133821
DARE

>>2133821
Dare.

>>2133821
Dare.

>>2133844
>>2133855
>>2133862
>>2133878
>she dares us to break up with lyra

>>2133821
>SUDDEN REALIZATION
As long as we always say dare we're in the fucking clear.
STAY GOLD, BOYS. PREPARE TO PERFORM LEWD ACTS FOR THE GRATIFICATION OF INTOXICATED EQUINES.

>>2133891
Dares can't make you do anything outside of the game.

>>2133930
AWWW SHIT SON

>>2133930
>I dare you to make out with Lyra!
>uh... Anon, you're getting a bit too in to that...

>>2133844 >>2133855 >>2133862 >>2133878
You guys.

You very eagerly take the dare option. Bonbon looks a little disappointed. "Aw, I wanted to do a Truth. I do want to get to know more about you, considering." She bats her eyelashes, but doesn't attempt to change your mind otherwise.

"I dare you to, uh... well." Bonbon blushes and snickers. "Could you... scratchbehindmyears?" She hides her face in her hooves and even Lyra looks at her weird. "Hey, it's a thing I read about in your anthrocon stuff and I wanted to give it a try!"

"Th-they're not that great, Bonbon."
"Oh, hush. I'm allowed to have a little >fun, too. Besides, when am I going to get another chance like this?"

Pinkie chimes in. "And there's a one-mug penalty for not following through or at least trying!"

>>2134066
oh yeah. time for ear scratches. mares love ear scratches.

let's do this.

>>2134066
>changing answers
oh bonbon~


yea scratch that ear, tenderly

mmMMmm

>>2134066
oh god.

Did we forget to turn our swag off? I have a feeling we're about to be covered in bitches.

>>2134066
>Descartes.png

Let' go

>>2134066
Crack our knuckles and screatch her behind the ears.

>>2134066
Scritcha-scritch

You put your gameface on and walk over past Lyra to Bonbon. You crack your knuckles and get to work, working your fingers between her blue-and-pink streaked mane to get at the supple, but tender hide around the base of her crown.

"Ooh. Oh..." Bonbon twitches a bit, forcing herself to lean into what she's brought upon herself. "Yeah, that's pretty nice. Oh, could you go lower, that itchy spot keeps moving..."

"Hey! She only said behind the ears, ya two-legged varmint." Applejack protests, always one for a fair game. "The rest of us are waitin' our turns."

Continue or move on? Pinkie reminds you it'll be your turn to pick someone to play.

>>2134258
leave her wanting more

>>2134258
well, it couldn't hurt to scritch her a little more. just enough to leave her wanting more.

>>2134258
Scratch for a second longer then continue.

>>2134258
Welp, personally, I'm at a loss. Continue, or move on guys?

... Or both? COntinue scratching while moving on to the next person?

>>2134291
This might actually work.

>>2134291
You sly dog, you!

"Look, I can do keep doing this while we continue."
"Okay, but you can't pick Bonbon, since she just picked you. So whose turn is it?"

You can pick from Applejack, Derpy, Lyra, and Pinkie Pie.

>>2134381
AJ or pinkie. can't decide.

>>2134381
AJ. Truth.

You fuckers come up with something.

>>2134381
I vote Pinkie

>>2134381
Let's go with Applejack.

"Applejack."
"Truth!" Of course. Applejack slams her shot like a pro. "Ask away! I'm Ponyville's most honest, dependable pony."

>>2134400
>>2134411
>>2134413
>>2134422
looks like 3 in favor of AJ

>>2134493
Have you ever had some "fun" with Rainbow Dash?

>>2134493
"who do you think is the prettiest here?"

>>2134493
What's the story behind your hat?

>>2134507
Nobody is anywhere near drunk enough. Stop being stupid.

>>2134557
>phylactery

The amount of time it is taking him to post makes me think we asked a wrong question.

>>2134507 >>2134557
Flipped a coin!

"You ever had >fun with Rainbow Dash?" You try to keep a straight face. Sure, they're famous rivals and friends, and while some joke about it there's been nothing as of yet to really establish anything further. It's still amusing as hell to see Applejack blush red as a beet. (How Equestrian ponies do that through their technicolor coat and skin, you're not sure.)

"Yes."
There is a collective gasp around the table, and Pinkie Pie slams her hoof on the table. "Aha! Rarity owes me ten bits!"
"What, that's it?" Derpy leans in with a crooked eye. "You're not saying anything else?"
"I answered, fair and square, didn't I? Also, it's your turn, Lyra." Applejack winks at your unicorn "girlfriend".
"Dare!"
"Aw shucks, you're too carefree for that."

>>2134850


"New rule, new rule!" Pinkie Pie cuts in. "If you pick the same thing twice in a row you have to take a shot! So you're doing Truth next time for sure, Lyra, and you too, Anon!"

"Uh, Anon, you can stop scratching, now." Lyra tugs on your sleeve.
"It was... nice." Bonbon nods and shrugs, but it's obvious she's keeping a straight face.

"Alright, Lyra, you asked for it." Applejack reaches down and flops a boot onto the table. It's a long, fancy dress boot made from canvas and rubber, with a silvery zipper running its entire length. "Zip that up without using your mouth or your magic. And no one can help."
"WHAT?!"
"You heard me. Why don't you put that anther-filly to use?"
"Fine." Lyra drags the boot over to herself and carefully places her hooves over the zipper piece, struggling to nudge it along the track.

"Wow, hardcore, AJ." Pinkie Pie raises an eyebrow at her orange friend. "Come on, Lyra, you can do it! Just pick someone to go next while you're on it."

You might try to intervene, otherwise, [cont'd]

Lyra's turn to pick. "Pinkie Pie."
"Truth!"
"How come you never signed up for the Canterlot Conservatory? You're a real chantreuse."
"I grew up on a rock farm, silly! I'd never fit in in Canterlot. Plus, I'd have to leave all my friends in Ponyville, and that would just be so sad, but then I could make new friends in Canterlot, but it just wouldn't be the same, and those ponies Rarity met can sure be real snooty, I have no idea how a nice unicorn like you came from ponies like that—"
"Pinkie, it's your turn." Lyra cuts off the pink pony, while she's gained maybe an inch out of twenty.

>>2134850
>Appledash
god dammit

>>2134855
Rules are rules. She has to do it on her own.

>>2134940
at least she's not stretched beyond recognition

Pinkie's turn. "Derpy!"
"Dare!"
"Eat this!" Pinkie produces a hotsauce cupcake.
"Done!" Derpy scarfs down the whole thing, wrapper and all. You swear you can see steam coming out of her ears.
Derpy's turn. "Bonbon!"
"Dare!"
"Eat the rest of it." Derpy opens her mouth and leans over, hotsauce and chocolate cake and frosting clearly chewed but unswallowed. Bonbon reels in horror.
"What? It'll be just like making out with Lyra." Pinkie Pie giggles.
"Did you two plan this?" Bonbon crosses her arms.
"Not your turn to ask a question!" Derpy tries to look erotic as she leans in towards Bonbon, but her crossed eyes make it a little hard to take seriously. Lyra is blushing very hard.
"Hey, now, Lyra and I are..."
"It's fine! It's just for fun, right?" Lyra's gained two inches out of twenty on the zipper, but you can see her visibly sweating as she fights the instinct to activate her unicorn horn.

[Watch the results, or interrupt?]

>>2135079
Rules are rules, she has to do it herself.
'Sides that, we help her we may incriminate ourselves.

>>2135079

sit back and hide our boner.

>>2135079
Tap Lyra on the should and tell her that she can stop now that she has tried.

>>2135104 >>2135105 >>2135133

You raise your hand and ask Pinkie, "Lyra's already been trying pretty hard, can she stop with the zipper?"
"Yeah, she can."
"No, I got this!"
"Lyra." Bonbon tilts her head at her girlfriend. Lyra seems to be steaming worse than Derpy right now. Bonbon shrugs and pours out a mug for herself. As she gulps down the hard cider, Derpy swallows the whole cupcake for herself, and gets her own mug to help wash it down.

"I think that's enough Truth or Dare for now. We can do it again later when we're totally smashed!" Pinkie Pie hops up on the table. "You wanna do another game or something else?"

"Well, I did bring in my first batch of applejack. Guarantee you'll be getting smashed, if not knocked right out." Applejack brings over a case of bottles.
"I got magic muffins!" Derpy holds out a box of very dank-smelling baked goods.
"Bet you can't top my Zap Apple cordials." Bonbon opens a case of rainbow-tinted chocolates.
"We can also snort pixie dust!" Pinkie Pie produces a few paper tubules of sparkling, sugar-like substances.

"I give up!" Lyra bites down on the boot and throws it off the table. "What's your poison, Anon?"

>>2135275
cordials

>>2135275
wat
Cocaine and dank weed confirmed for Equestria?
Okay...
We totally gonna hit that dank ass shit up yo.

>>2135275
...Is it just me or is this ridiculous.
Like, way to ridiculous, even for a quest about a human dude knocking up a pony who's cheating on her fiance.

>>2135275
Pixie Dust. Maybe we will break into synchronized song with the ponies.

>>2135275
>crack

... or are they actually just fucking pixie sticks?

>>2135380
>dank
>snort
Proooobably not.
Then again it is Pinkie Pie so who the fuck knows.

>>2135373
>can't into pony logic

>>2135275
What.
That said, no way we're passing up a chance to try some zap apple produce.

>>2135402
If this actually becomes filled with drugs and drug acessories I might just have to do a 360 and moonwalk out of this quest.

>>2135430
Me too.

This is Equestria, land of technicolor magical talking ponies. Do you really think they'd have Earth drugs apart from alcohol here?

I'm counting an even vote for all four choices. Or you could turn them all down, of course.

>>2135497
it looks like there a SLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT majority for the zap apple thing

>>2135497
Oh, I get it.
The muffins are made of notweed, and the pixiesticks are notcrack.

Please stop trying to push drugs into this in ANY form. Unless the next words out of your keyboard are 'pixie dust is just pony Lucas', I'm out of here.

>>2135497
Now you have me imagining a pony on Earth accepting some Pixie Dust with no idea of what she is getting into.

>>2135497
>Do you really think they'd have Earth drugs apart from alcohol here?
It's less "they're Earth drugs" and more you describing them like drugs and the sudden onset of them.
I mean, if you would've eased us in to it or something maybe it would've gone over a bit better, but as it stands it's like reading the scrawling of a fourteen year old kid who things drugs are the shit or something.

>>2135560
It's like we went from 'okay, gotta play it cool, these are normal, sociable people and we've got a hellspawn to keep under wraps' to 'trying to share half-chewed food' to 'LETS ALL DO COKE' in three posts.

>>2135590
Pretty much this, yeah.

I think he gets it. Shut up and quest.

>>2135315 >>2135409

"I can't pass up the chance to try Zap Apples. Local delicacy, right?"
"Sure is, produced only by my family's orchard." Applejack tips her hat.
"Here, let's each have one. Anon can take the first bite, though." Bonbon smirks as you take one of the rainbow confections out of the box. "Go on ahead."
Everyone seems to be looking at you quite intently. You can't help but look at each of them with some amount of trepidation before popping it into your mouth and biti—

"Alright, back off, give him some air." Bonbon pushes the others away.
"...What just happened?" You lick your lips, tasting some of indescribaby sweet Zap Apple syrup. It's smooth, with a hint of that strong, dark aftertaste from the chocolate. Still, that doesn't explain the very warm sensation running through your body and the slight scorch marks on the floor where you're lying down. "I feel like I got hit by lightning."
"PRETTY MUCH!" Pinkie Pie bounds over and helps you up. "That's kinda what Zap Apples are made of."
"Toldja you used too much." Applejack rolls her eyes as she enjoys a bottle of her namesake.

[cont'd]

"Okay, well, maybe we should get back to the games. I don't think our human friend here is ready for 'Equestrian magic'." Derpy airquotes with her wings.
"Where's Lyra?"
"Up here, silly." Lyra floats past a ceiling light.
"How in—"
"Pixie dust. Only works when you're thinking happy thoughts." Lyra smiles and looks you straight in the eyes.
"Alright, well, come down from there, you silly filly. How're you supposed to play if you're not down here with the rest of us?" Pinkie Pie hops up and tries to snatch Lyra out of the air.

Which game next?
[SPIN THE TAIL]
[PINATA]

>>2135778
Pin the tail.

>>2135778
Good save.

Potions/magical ingredients != drugs. DO try to clarify these things in the future before we get another shitstorm like that.

Also, pin the tail, each miss = take a shot. Get smashed for pinata.

>>2135560
>scrawlings of a fourteen-year-old
You wound me!

But it's okay, I apologize. I admit I was being mischievous with this segment.

>>2135778
Pin the Tail sounds like fun.
>>2135837
No hard feelings.

>>2135778
pin the tail

and then pin it on pinkie's tail

Whoa, was I seriously writing "spin" the tail all this time?

Brain, why you no hands.

>>2135812 >>2135831 >>2135894 >>2135912
PIN THE TAIL ON THE PONY (The Grown-Up Version)

"Let's play Pin the Tail on the Pony." You figure this should be some good, clean fun after what just transpired. Pinkie rolls her dice again to pick the players: turns out this version is played with a live "pony" to get pinned. As luck has it, Pinkie is first to get pinned, and you're first to get the blindfold and "pin" her with the tail. You get the purple tail since Rarity isn't here.

Both you and Pinkie take your mugs for the buy-in, and another shot for your turn at play.

Mugs: 2 / Shots: 2

First three posts roll for accuracy!

>>2136099
check them.

>>2136099
Oh no oh no.

>>2136099
...What are we supposed to pin the tail to, exactly?
It's some kind of dildo tail, isn't it?

>>2136149
If it was a dildo I would've said so. But if it's not drugs I'll let you all freak out a bit thinking it is.

>>2136201
I like the idea of everyone but lyra/anon being socially well-adjusted and subscribing to what you would consider a standard and publicly acceptable set of personal morals and dignity.

Meaning, no, it's not going to be a dildo. That would be a bit too deviant for a party like this.

>>2136137 >>2136139 >>2136149
7 + 9 + 9 = 25
Despite a consistent buzz from all the hard cider in your system, and the residual tingling of the Zap Apple cordial, you manage to find your mark and put the sticky end of the tail directly over the base of Pinkie's tail.
"Hey, hey! No feeling around!"
"I'm not, I just put it down without aiming, honest!"
"Well, rules is rules. A missed tail is a shot for the pinner, a good tail is one for the pinned!" Pinkie Pie opts to have some applejack and informs you it's your turn to get pinned. For simplicity's sake, you'll be on all fours, and the target is your tailbone.

Pinkie rolls her dice. "Applejack, you're up!"
"Hey, no helping, Lyra, I know you read up about human 'nattamee and whatnot." Applejack chuckles.
"Put a daisy in it, AJ." Lyra shakes her head.

Next two posts roll for luck!

>>2136326
rolling for uzcxciu

>>2136326
>tfw waited because of good rolls
>tfw need to respond but realize i'd be rolling
fuck it lez do dis

>>2136361 >>2136367
1 + 7 = 8

You worry that Applejack might just barrel into you with how she seems to be slightly loopy from her moonshine. Even so, you wince when she sticks the red tail directly over your coccyx.
"YEEHAW! Still got the Iron Pony touch." Applejack does a little victory jig before offering to switch out your hard cider for applejack.

Y/N?

>>2136435
Why not?

>>2136435
Sure, might as well give it a try.

>>2136435
down the hatch.

>>2136445 >>2136454
I'll take these retroactively as rolls for Stamina. Just speeding things along.
5 + 4 = 9

You take the applejack and you're just about knocked flat on your ass again, if conscious. The rest of the group take their turns, with Derpy, Lyra and Pinkie Pie having to take more shots. Bonbon lucked out this game.

"PEE BREAK!" Pinkie Pie blows a whistle and runs off to the restrooms. Applejack shrugs and follows after her, leaving Derpy to munch on some chocolate cake and you at the table with Lyra and Bonbon.
"I'm fine for now. Either of you gonna go?" Bonbon looks at the two of you, and Lyra nods vigorously before heading off. Bonbon smiles. "She always was a bit of a party animal, I'll tell you that."

After a moment's contemplation, Bonbon looks you in the eye. "Wanna tell me a Truth?"

>>2136609
Here we go.

"What do you mean?"

>>2136609
"Truth?"

>>2136609
"Umm."

>>2136661
SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI DROPPIN EVERYWHERE

>>2136693
I guess we don't have a choice.

>>2136642 >>2136654 >>2136661

"Um, what do you mean, Truth?"
"Between my work and your hanging out with Lyra and other ponies, I haven't had much of an opportunity to get to know you all that well. I mean, Lyra says you're a great all-around guy, and I'll take her word for it, but now that I'm your boss, well I think I've got a right to know who's working for me." Bonbon shrugs. "So, you know. Just tell me about what you want to do, like, over the long term. Why did you come to Equestria? What's your purpose in life here?"

>>2136764
Shit, here we go.

>>2136764
We wanted to see something new.

>>2136792
To clarify: This is a whole new world full of alien species. Who wouldn't want to come here?

>>2136764
"Before coming here, before finding out about Equestria; my life was hectic. Nothing went even remotely my way, couldn't catch a break anywhere. Things just felt out of place for me, I felt out of place. Equestria, and more importanly Ponyville, is nicer. More simple and forgiving. I'd just like to live out my life with some ease and simplicity."

>>2136792 >>2136815

"Equestria is a whole new world, a dazzling place, really. It's filled with all these strange and wonderful creatures... no offense."
"None taken."
"It's all just very new to me."
"Well, new doesn't last forever, does it?" Bonbon drinks out of her mug. "I can get the curiosity, but you must have left something behind. I mean, I know you could always go back, but you're literally a world away. You never miss your family? Because I certainly don't think you're starting one here."

She chuckles darkly. "Why would you leave your world?"

>>2136857
I'll take that with the next update.

>>2136903
>Because I certainly don't think you're starting one here.
oh god why

>>2136857

"Life before Equestria was hectic. Couldn't catch a break, nothing went my way. I felt out of place. But here, it's nicer, it's... more forgiving. I could live out my life here, in ease and simplicity."
"You really think it's easy?" Bonbon traces the edge of her mug with her hoof. "I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to leave this world."
"I dunno, Equestria is a pretty nice place. But I'm sure Lyra'd love to go to Earth with you."
"That's not what I mean." She finishes her drink. "I didn't have a reason to... stay. In this world. When I found Lyra, I found a reason to stay. Um, you get what I'm saying?"

>>2137048
Yes. Congratulate her about the wedding.

>>2137048
where the FUCK are those other ponies at?

nod and say "more or less"

>>2137048
why Lyra?

>>2137070 >>2137083 >>2137092

"Yeah, more or less. Congratulations, by the way."
"What?"
"On the... you two are getting married, right?" Your question catches her a little off guard, but she doesn't have more cider to escape into.
"Could you tell? I mean, we hadn't seriously announced it."
"Look, if living with Lyra has taught me one thing, it's that she's all over you every other day. That and I kind of caught the whole bit about you two moving in together, so I figured..." You nod and raise your mug. "On the other hand, she's not the easiest to live with sometimes."
"Pshyeah, I know, right? Still, for as footloose as she can be, she's got a good heart. Generous, maybe to a fault. I was a little upset with her when she took you in, to be honest."
"I wouldn't be surprised, considering. Has that generosity ever come into play for you?"
"We're practically engaged, what do you think?" Bonbon smiles. "I was kind of drifting along in life, just like you, things never seemed to go my way. Then Lyra gave me a place in her life, and here I am. So I think the least I could do is try to help you out in that regard."

You can hear Pinkie Pie and company returning from the restrooms. "Man, that's a load off. Who's ready for the pinata?"

A last remark, or shall we move on?

>>2137200
thanks

>>2137200
"We gave you a truth, now you give us one. Are we really that good at giving ear scratches?"

>>2137245 >>2137251

You wave to the returning group and ask Bonbon one last question before you all go to join them. "Hey, Bonbon? Am I really that good at ear scratching?"
"How many humans do you think I've met?" She shakes her head and smirks.

"Just like Pin the Tail, we're actually playing this with a LIVE pony! You gotta balance the basket of candy on your back, and the blindfolded player has to tickle you. Winner takes all, losers take a mug!" Pinkie rolls her dice again. "Lyra gets to be the pinata! Aaand... Anon is the first player!"
"Oh, that has got to be rigged. He's gone first a few times now." Derpy squeezes out some words between mouthfuls of cake.
"Well, that was me picking him on the first round of Truth or Dare!" Bonbon laughs.

Lyra is understandably very excited for this. The both of you buy in with a mug and are both blindfolded and spun around. You'll have to wander over yonder, and Lyra won't know which direction you're coming from.

Two rolls for intuition.

>>2137369
Rolling.

>>2137369
roll

>>2137200
>Look, if living with Lyra has taught me one thing, it's that she's all over you every other day
>it's that she's all over you every other day
>every other day
God dammit anon, you're spaghetti is showing.

>>2137379 >>2137387
9 + 7 = 16

Amidst the cheering and yelling from the others attempting to disorient you, you can make out Lyra's nervous breathing. Really, at this point, you know her body like the back of your own hand, sensing its curves in space with your third eye. You can almost feel static coming off of her coat as you approach. Finding her ticklish spots is a mite more challenging, though.
"Move left!" "No, move it down!" "No, not there, what are you doing?!"
Your fingers wriggle over a soft curve, and for a moment you can swear the warm folds of it are quite familiar to you. Lyra yelps in surprise, jumping and spilling the basket of candy all over you. You feel Applejack smack you on the wrist, and you remove your blindfold to see what was the matter.
"That was a no-no spot!"
"I was blindfolded, how was I supposed to know?!"
Lyra forgives you and there are laughs all around as she takes her mug graciously. Picking up your prize, you find there's every kind of candy imaginable in this basket, and certainly enough to share with the others.

[cont'd]

The rest of the pinata rounds go less embarassingly, and Pinkie decides it's time for the next round of Truth Or Dare. She rolls her dice to see who goes first this time.

"Ooh, I get to pick first! Anon, Truth or another mug?" As per the rules Pinkie set out earlier, you can't choose Dare again.

>>2137588
fuck it, get that mug

>>2137588
How drunk are we right now? Can we handle a mug?

>>2137588
Why the fuck not.
Truth.

Current status:

Mugs: 3 / Shots: 2 +1 AJ
You're feeling woozy, but still high-functioning.

>>2137696
continue

>>2137696
Dare.

>>2137737
Truth?

>>2137696
Let's do Truth.

>>2137751
I am scared of truth and want dare.

>>2137696
dare

"Truth."
"Wouldyouhavesexwithapony?"
Applejack spews her drink halfway across the table. Bonbon's face has a growing look of bewildered horror. Derpy just looks at you with bemused curiosity. Lyra clears her throat and tries not to stare at you.

What do you say?

>>2137775 >>2137781
Guys. Rules. We did Dare last time, so we do Truth now. That or a mug.

Welp, too late now.

>>2137795
Sure.

>>2137795
I kind of want to say we should tease her, but she has a legitimate crush on us so that'd be kind of a dick move...

Say nobody at the moment, though we have no qualms with it.

>>2137795
"Oh.. my. I, uhh, if there aren't any humans who would have us then.. yea[/spoiler."]
>>2137815
i chose dare

but fine. fuck it

>>2137832
Pinkie can smell lies.

>>2137827
Let's amend this with "A person's a person."

>>2137827 >>2137832 >>2137845

"Sure. I mean, if there aren't any humans around, then yeah, I'd be down for that. I have no qualms."
"Anybody in particular?"
"Pinkie, you get one question." Derpy tries to push the pink pony back into her seat.
"But I wanna knnoooooow!"
"Save it for another day, Pinkie, it's Anon's turn to choose." Applejack comes back with a rag to wipe up the table.

For reference, here are the ponies you can pick and the options they have to go with:
AJ: Dare
Lyra: Truth
Derpy: Truth
Bonbon: Truth

>>2137934
Derpy

>>2137942
What do we ask her?

>>2137934
Derpy.
Truth.
Who was your favorite partner that you've been intimate with?

>>2137957
That seems a bit much, especially after what we asked AJ. Ask her what her cutie mark means.

>>2137955
ever get complimented for a package >well delivered?

>>2137977
Just about every game of truth or dare I've been involved in, especially when alcohol was involved, had the truths pretty much exclusively be sex related stuff. It's par for the course imo.

So, Derpy's favorite package, or her favorite >package?

>>2138087
whichever would have a more comical result

>>2138099
Pretty much this, yeah.

"Derpy, truth?"
"Truth!"
"Do you have a favorite... package, about town?" You try to weigh your words with sleazy innuendo. "A... special delivery? An... exceptional pickup?"
"Oh sun, are we on about that now? Is it too late to take the mug option?"
"Truth, Derpy, truth!" Lyra chimes in.
"Right. Well." Derpy sits up straight and brushes her golden mane aside, trying to look composed if not halfway shitfaced. "I've been seeing this one stallion..."
"You're among friends, Derpy." Applejack nods sagely. "You can tell us who."
"His name is..." Derpy's eyes dart about the group. "Big Macinto—"
"WHAT!" Applejack rises up out of her seat and flips the table over, mugs and all. "SNEAKIN OFFA WORK, THAT NO GOOD SON OF A—"
"Applejack, calm down!" Bonbon and Pinkie Pie try to get a hold of her.
"Orange alert! Orange alert! WOO WOO WOO!"
"Bahaha, you're so overprotective of him! Get a grip, AJ." Derpy is laughing, but nonetheless cautiously hovering out of reach. "We've been seeing each other since the cherry blossom festival. It's nothing serious yet."
"Why dontcha float on down here and I'll show ya what serious mean?" Applejack sets her hat askew. "You're a friend, Derpy, but darned if I don't know about your history a' bein' a bad influence."
"Girls! Settle down!" Pinkie Pie gets between them and shouts both down.

[cont'd]

"You know, I'm kind of sorry I asked now." You chuckle and put your palm to your face. "But at least all that's in the open, right?"
"Let's just finish the game. Derpy, it's your turn to pick."
"Fine. AJ! I dare you to do the Sisterhooves Social dance with me, right now. And you're the little one."
"What in—no! That ain't proper."
"Oh, come on, I'm doing your bro, we're practically sisters."
"Lick my block." Applejack pours herself a mug of applejack and downs it like a champ. Derpy is rolling midair in her gigglefits.

"Bonbon, truth." Applejack's scowl turns into a smirk. "Who was your first? Because it sure as sugar ain't Lyra."
"Oh, wow, that was a long time ago."
"You're not that old."
"Uh... I don't remember his name. Some colt up in Trottingham. Lovely accent. Spoke Fancy, too."
"You weren't always a lesbian?"
"Hey, hey, one question only."

"Lyra, truth."
"Hit me, Bonnykins."
"Could you please throw out the human dildos?"
Applejack spews her drink again. "Consarnit, waste of a good drink."
"What the—that's not a question!"
"I heard a question mark at the end of it."
"But it's not a Truthy-type of question!"
"Just roll with it."
"Fine." Lyra sighs deeply and does her best to look genuinely torn up about this, even adding a dramatic flair with her hoof raised to her forehead. "Oh, Bonbon, yes, I would. I'm going to pack them up in a box and give them to Anon, because I'm sure he has more use for them."
"Hey, wait a minute..." Your protest is silenced by uproarious laughter from the group.

>>2138426
>You weren't always a lesbian?

Oh boy I hope we get a truth from her.

The little party is coming to a close, and Pinkie Pie has let everyone go to the gift table to see what everyone got for everyone else.

Applejack gave you a case of... applejack. In fact that's what she got for everyone.
Bonbon gave you a work uniform fitted for a human.
Lyra gave you toe socks (of course).
Pinkie Pie gave you a "Pinkie Pie Premium Party Pass", good for her throwing you one party free of charge, for any number of guests, public or private affair. She sneaks you a knowing wink.
Derpy tried to give you a poison joak boutonnier, but the others ripped it away before it could take effect on you. She promises to make it up to you.

Considering your constrained budget, what did you get for each of them?

>>2138561
Gag gifts.

>>2138580
PAY WITH SNAKES?

>>2138561
a handkerchief for AJ
a glove for Bonbon
the other glove for Lyra
a shirt for Pinkie Pie
hold on i'm thinking of one for derpy

>>2138615
uhh! uhh! a small stack of "Redeem/FreeFavor ________ at any time" cards?

>>2138677
>>2138615
Pants to complete the set, duh.

>>2138690
well then

>>2138615 >>2138677
You gave away articles of your own clothing for each of your gifts. A kerchief for AJ, matching gloves for Bonbon and Lyra, a shirt for Pinkie, and pants for Derpy.

And inside each one is a "Free Favor Card", redeemable at any time.
"Dude, I'm using this so immediately." Lyra looks at hers hungrily.
"I clean your room for you anyways." You shake your head, and there are laughs all around.

You elect to go directly home after the party, letting Lyra walk Bonbon to her place. You're not so concerned with whether she comes back or spends the night at her place; it's cold, it's late, and you're kind of drunk and pretty tired. After some perfunctory toiletry, you gather yourself up under your blankets and expect to wake up with light hangover.

A familiar weight throws itself against your back, a gently glowing Free Favor Card floating down to you.
"Redeemable at any time."
"Bonbon warned me you were a party animal..."

END PART 5

>>2138829
that was good. thanks

'nite man

>>2138829
These cards are going to bite us in the ass so hard.

That's a wrap for now. I feel pretty good about this session, though I'm still seeing lots of places I should be improving on (long exposition being one of them, blah). I'll be out all day tomorrow, but I hope to be able to garner some feedback in the coming nights.

>>2138852
at least we'll have fun in the journey though

Pastebin'd!

http://pastebin.com/qA7iNnNK

>Derpy asks "Wouldyouhavesexwithapony"
>not serious with Big Mac
>just got a free favor card
anon you fucked us over

>>2138924
Pinkie asked that one.

>>2138951
oh

she's really going to go through with it isn't she? oh great celestial fuck