>>496834Gotta start somewhere.
"Well you're in luck, my friend. I have travelled far, to that part of the map that can only be called "here there be monsters". And there I learned the secret art to foretell the future with…"
Take out my pack of cards.
"Cards. Business, family, health,
love, all of these bring us worry. Let the cards show you the way.
Consultations today for an extra low price."