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Time shenanigans aplenty.
The party is now
>talking near a campfire
>entering the Elemental Plane of Fire
>giving Soil and Amber sex ed (this will have taken place sometime right after the Elemental Plane but before reaching the Paladin encampment.)

488013

For Soil:

>>487773
>She gets a bit closer.
>"Nice like 2 ponies sitting in a cave together?"

488015

>>488013
Speak lower and lower.
"You think this is nice?"

488016

>>488015
"You don't? It's peaceful here. Just you and me."

488018

>>488016
Nod quickly, echoing her.
"Yeah. Just you and me. Kinda nice."

488020

>>488018
She snuggles up next to you.
Rolling for comfy '1d10'
"We're almost at the end of the book…
How do you think the story will end?
Will they be happy?"

Roll #1 10 = 10

488021

>>488020
Ooooh, that looks nice. Bet it feels nice, too.
"They better."
Chuckle.
"Or I'm going there and slamming some sense into the head of their parents!"

488024

>>488021
She giggles a bit.
And continues reading.
Eventually both the mare and the stallion are cornered in the caves by both families.
There is seemingly no way out.
Valiantly the couple proclaims to rather die than be seperated again.
In one final embrace they kiss in defiance of their family.

Iris pauses again and looks at you.

488025

>>488024
Raise my nose from the book.
"They look so happy with just a kiss…"

488027

>>488025
"Soil….do you…like me?"

488029

>>488027
Scoff like it's obvious.
"Well duh! We travel together and you like lots of great books and are good with Indy and cook great!
What's not to like?"

488031

>>488029
"No…I mean…do you…"
She pauses for a second, grabbing her courage, and then goes for a kiss '1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

488032

>>488031
She pulls back.
"OH..I'msorryimsorryimsorry…."

488034

>>488031
>>488032
Blink a few times and touch my lips with a hoof.
That was nice!
A lot!
Try to do it!
'1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10

488035

>>488034
You just pull her back again without words and kiss her deeply again.
For someone who presumeably never kissed before you perform rather admireably, or maybe you both don't know how to kiss and it somehow works out.
She savors the kiss for a second and then looks at you again.
"You do like me?"

488037

>>488035
Nod with that same smile.
"Yeah.
You even smell nice."
Then go back to hugging her.
"How does the book end?"

488039

>>488037
She snuggles up to you.
"Well you'll never believe it. They manage to escape. And the way how will really surprise you."
And you keep reading the book together till the very end.
And at that point, before you can manage to do anything else, Indy, who has been remarkably silent the whole time coughs and says he's hungry.
Time to get to the camp again.
And I'm off.

488046

Where were we?

488047

>>488046
"I pee from there!"

488050

>>488047
"Yes, yes you do. But not at the same time. One of the stallions I…"
Clear my throat.
"..met, told me that it's pretty much impossible to do so when you are aroused."

488052

>>488050
Raise a brow.
"I still don't see how that works."

488059

>>488052
"That's why I'm trying to tell you.
Usually, when two ponies love each other very very much, like two very special someponies, they might have sex. You following me so far?
The most traditional way is that the stallion mounts the mare, and puts what he has inside of her. This makes both of them feel very happy. Is that clear so far?"

488062

>>488059
Grunt and nod.

488064

>>488062
Hold up a hoof.
"But! As much fun as it is, it should not be taken lightly! It's a serious matter. As I said before, mares can get pregnant from it. And you really want to choose who you go to bed with. Always keep that in mind, Soil."

488066

>>488064
"I don't get it.
What's the use if it's so dangerous?"

488069

>>488066
"First, if you do it cleverly… and with the help of Iris, I sure that can be done, you can prevent pregnancy.
And, as I said before… it just feels good."

488071

>>488069
Sit there, not entirely convinced.
"I guess."

488076

>>488071
"Okay, earlier, when I asked if you ever touched yourself, it was with a reason. That feels good, doesn't it?"

488077

>>488076
Nod slowly.

488080

>>488077
"Sex is sort of the same, only it feels better, for both parties involved."

488081

>>488080
My ears will perk up.
"Interesting…"

488084

>>488081
I nod.
"It is, isn't it?
I should also mention, that it doesn't come out of the blue for you, that while intercourse is the main meaning of sex, there are other things you should know, too. Like what 'foreplay' is."

488086

>>488084
Groan.
"Wait here."
Leave and go back to my shield, rummaging in the back for a while.
Come back with pencil and notepad.
"Gwoo hoon."

488090

>>488086
I smile at that, then nod.
"Right. Foreplay is what happens before sex. It's purpose is to arouse both the mare and the stallion enough to be ready for it. You should never do it without your partner's consent, and without both of you being ready."

488091

>>488090
"…weady."
Close the sentence and look up at Mabel.
"Wuat ish it wike?"

488094

>>488091
"Excuse me?"

488095

>>488094
Spit the pencil on the ground.
"What is it like?
Foreplay.
What should I do?"

488097

>>488095
"Oh!
The keyword here is being gentle. Mares are sensitive, you know. The most common forms are gently massaging the mare's private parts with your hoof, or something know as oral sex, which involves using the mouth."

488099

>>488097
Look shocked.
"I don't want to bite her!"

488100

>>488099
I shake my head.
"No, no no, not biting! More like, kissing her. Only not on her lips, but down there."

488102

>>488100
Cringe.
"But isn't it… Dirty?"

488104

>>488102
"You think Iris doesn't bathe or keep herself clean?
I'm sure it's weird and uncomfortable now, but over time, you'll realize there is nothing dirty about it."

488105

>>488104
Grumble and write the rest down.
"Can we go on break now?"

488106

>>488105
"Is it a bit too much?"

488107

>>488106
"It's strange.
And a lot at once."

488109

>>488107
I nod.
"It's okay, I understand.
Just one more important thing, Soil… don't rush it. It will come naturally. When the time is right, both of you will know. And be sure to use protection."

488112

>>488109
"Oh, okay!"
Trot off, much more reassured.

488765

Here is the last post for most characters.
>>487773

Where do we go from here?
Faff over? Move on with the plot?

488768

>>488765
do we actually have the people to move on? I doubt it.
With those whispers gone… maybe I can try meditating again?

Roll #1 7 = 7

488769

>>488765
Off to camp again.
Indy said something something about being hungry, no?

488775

>>488768
It goes a bit better this time, even though you subtly feel the foreign whispers way back in your head.
In meditation your vision suddenly fills with a sight of the Crystal Capital.
But all streets are empty, no ponies anywhere.

>>488769
He did. Of course it might be that he was getting bored in the cave with all your kissing.
It would take a while for Iris to get more dinner ready.
Maybe you could go to the small Shardstone market to find some food quick?

488776

>>488775
Uh… Maybe everyone is sleeping? Keep at it.

Roll #1 4 = 4

488778

>>488775
I LIKE THE IDEA!
BRAIN YOU ARE SO SMART!
"Indy!
We should go to the market!"

488781

>>488775
So where was I?

488782

>>488781
"Snacks! Pal!
You never gonna guess what I found!"

488783

>>488781
See >>487773

>>488778
"Yes!"
You go over to the market, if you could call it that. There are a few stalls filled with vegetables and supplies.
The vendor mare turns to you.
"Can I help you, sir?"

>>488776
You move through the vision, but don't see anypony, either friendly or hostile.
Passing through a few streets you suddenly see a table in the middle of the street, next to it sits Star. Who's looking at something on it.

488785

>>488783
Announce cheerfully.
"Oh, yeah, I need something to eat for my dragon!"

488786

>>488783
Uh… walk over to her.
"Star?"
What is she looking at?

Roll #1 6 = 6

488789

>>488782
"Big money Snacks presume? Getting an operation like that is no easy task."

>>488782
Look at Soil
"Found what Soil pony?'

488790

>>488789
Show him the axe.
"Was still in the place with the big thing."

488791

>>488785
"I see. And what do dragons eat?"
Indy shouts "Gems!"
"Gems…." the mare looks a bit embarassed at her wares.
"Are you sure you wouldn't like a hay sandwhich instead."
Indy sticks out his tongue.

>>488789
Is that upper one for Vilina?

>>488786
Star turns around and gives you a runed shiny crystal without saying anything.

488792

>>488791
"I do!"
Gulp down that.
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

488793

>>488791
Uh… I don't suppose I can see what those runes mean, can I? Or is it just one of the runed crystals we already have?
"Star? Helloooo!?"
Try to poke her with a hoof.

Roll #1 2 = 2

488795

>>488791
yes

>>488790
I look at it in admiration.
"Does Soil found it inside the temple at Mt. Gelding? Dont tell Snacks you buy this for him."

488797

>>488792
It is a rather tasteless sandwich. The hay has not been dried long enough.
Indy is getting anxious.
"Gems?"
The mare shakes her head.
"I'm sorry, I don't sell any gems….but I know of a place you might find some."

>>488793
She just stares and says in a strange voice.
"Key."
She points to the crystal again.

>>488795
"It took a lot of work. Years of careful planning and subterfuge.
And then it was all ruined in one night."

488798

>>488797
"Oh! … To what? Treasure?"

488799

>>488795
Shake my head.
"No pal, I found it, I told you!
It was there, just waitin!"
>>488797
Keep chomping.
"Oh yeah, where?"

488802

>>488798
She shakes her head.
"Key."
The vision starts fading….

>>488799
"There's an old abandoned Dog Fort not too far from here. There might be a few gems left there."
She points towards the North.

488805

>>488802
Keep chewing.
"Great! You got a map?"

488806

>>488802
"To what!? Uh… uh… our destiny? Adventure?"

488807

>>488797
"You tell, Snacks has heard a lot of that from other dogs who has made dog forts for themselves in Equestrian soil." I then relax.

>>488799
"Snacks has… no idea what to say." I gulp.
"Thanks."

488808

>>488807
"Jus' make good use of it!"

488812

>>488808
"Snacks owe you for this Soil pony." I look at it playfully toying it a bit.
"Though now Snack wonders… if this has magical properties. Perhaps Snack will ask Star later."

488813

>>488805
The mare draws a simple map on a piece of paper and hoofs it to you.

>>488806
Star smiles.
The vision fades and you open your eyes again.

>>488807
"I feel so much better now." She says with a sarcastic edge.

488814

>>488813
Jump up and gallop over to our real Star.
"Staaaaaar!"

488815

>>488812
"You do that pal!"
Whistling, leave for the market.
>>488813
"Let's go to adventure, Indy!"
Ahah! Guess what time it is?

488816

>>488813
I look at her.
"Why stay in such a dangerous business? Does Vilana pony have a family to feed?"

488818

>>488814
You find her working on the tablets.
"Yes? What's wrong Amber?"

>>488815
Morphing time?

>>488816
She rolls her eyes.
"If I had foals, I wouldn't have been there.
No, it made more money than other jobs and I was good at it. Simple as that."

488821

>>488818
I would have said slamming-through-an-old-fort time, but it might work.
Fistbump Indy and go!

488822

>>488818
"I was just meditating and… I saw 'you'! We were in the crystal capital and 'you' were inspecting one of those runed crystal thingies! 'You' told me that they are the key to something."

488824

>>488818
"Right that is true." I snicker.
"Snack cant say if such a trade is evil or not but what Snack knows is that such substance can make a pony or a dog insane."

488825

>>488821
You arrive at the abandoned Dog Fort after a short walk. The tunnels are long and empty. Let's hope you don't get lost.

>>488822
"Key? Key to what?"

488827

>>488825
"I thought treasure at first, but you said no… Then I asked if it was a key to destiny or adventure and you just smiled, then the vision ended."
I scrunch.
"… That's not helpful at all, is it?"

488829

>>488825
Wait.
Think time.
'1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

488830

>>488829
NOTHING CAN GO WRONG!
Stroll in there.
"Just like that time in the dark cave."

488832

>>488827
"Uh…I don't know…maybe there's something I haven't considered yet with those crystals."
She studies them again.

>>488829
>>488830
After a long walk you still haven't found any gems.

488833

488834

>>488824
"How do you know that? Have you ever tried it?"

488835

>>488832
Scratch my head.
"You can't sniff a thing, Indy?"

488837

>>488832
"Maybe their part of a larger puzzle!"

488839

>>488837
they're*

488841

>>488834
I grin.
"That is what Snacks parents used to told him."

488843

>>488835
Roll for Indy's sense of smell.

>>488837
>>488839
"That could be it….or maybe there's still more to learn about them. I guess we'll know when I translate those things.
Say, Amber?"

>>488841
"Experience is always a better teacher. Did you never wonder how it might feel?"

488845

>>488843
'1d10'!
I bet he's even hungry fo' gems!

Roll #1 5 = 5

488846

>>488845
Roll again.

488848

>>488846
'1d10'!!

Roll #1 10 = 10

488849

>>488843
"Yes?"

488850

>>488843
I scratch my head in curiosity and sat next to her.
"Snack thinks that a pony like you have tested her ware's one time at least the same as Snack. How does it feel or taste like?"

488854

>>488845
>>488848
Indy looks around and quickly hops of your back sniffing the ground. In little time he digs up a stash of gems and gets chomping.

You may now use Indy's sense of smell to track things down.

>>488849
"If you see anything else during your meditations, come tell me. Please?"

>>488850
"Ah, how to describe it, the rush, the excitement, the feeling. Like love, but better…
Have you ever been in love, Snacks?"

488855

>>488854
"I will! I promise."

488858

>>488854
Sit down with him.
"I told you they were around."
Smile.
Take a moment to look around me.
'1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

488859

>>488855
"Thanks Amber!"

>>488858
You look to your left and see an insect that holds the middle between a scorpion and a spider sitting on the wall.
He simply sits there.

488861

>>488859
"I uh… I'll leave you be then!"
I should go make sure Vilina knows I'm alright. She's probably worried sick! … Right?
"Hey Vilina!"

488863

>>488861
You find her brooding.
"Hello, Amber. Are you allright?"

PAUSE

488864

>>488863
I nod cheerfully.
"Much better, don't worry about me! I still don't really know what happened though."

488865

>>488864
"You were acting…weird."

488868

>>488865
I nod again.
"I'm fine now though, were you worried about me?"

488870

>>488859
Look back at it.
"Hey."
'1d10' Animal Mastery Talk.

Roll #1 2 = 2

488871

>>488868
"Why, of course I was. We're friends right!".

>>488870
"Fuck off. I didn't get all the way in this empty cave just to have ponies come and talk to me!"

488872

>>488871
I smile broadly as she says that.
"Really? Y-You really mean it?"

488875

>>488872
She grabs you by the shoulder and drags you into a hug.
"Of course, Amber. Why would I lie to you?"

488877

>>488875
Return the hug! [1d10]
"That's so great! I'd love to be your friend!"

Roll #1 1 = 1

488879

>>488877
Vilina is quite thin and you're a stronk pon.
You're choking her!
Roll to notice.

488881

Now where was I?

488882

>>488871
Frown.
"Y-you too."
Is Indy still eating?

488884

>>488879

Roll #1 8 = 8

488886

>>488884
You notice.
And release her just in time.
She struggling for breath.

>>488882
He's about done.

>>488881
You needed to give Iris her sex talk

PAUSE

488887

>>488886
"Sorry! I'm so sorry! Are you okay?"
Hit my head with a hoof.
"Stupid!"

488888

>>488886
"Hey Indy, what do you think these dogs eated?"
Let's look for the kitchen!
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

489291

>>488887
She coughs.
"That's quite allright…you're a strong pony."

>>488888
Indy walks with you, but you don't find anything resembling a kitchen, you do find a pile of bones in one of the sidehalls.

489293

>>489291
I grin proudly.
"Thanks! That's what dad always told me as well!"

489295

>>488886
So, Iris, huh.
This might be even more awkward.

489297

>>489291
Grunt at the sight.
"Hey, what you think this was?"
'1d10' identify the bones.

Roll #1 7 = 7

489298

Hmm. Vilina's talking with Amber, and they seem to be getting along now… Iris is off with Soil… Well, she won't mind me digging around the book cart, I'm sure.
Let's find a book on that weird puzzle box. I can already rule out most anything that isn't about artifacts or antiques. '1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

489300

>>489293
She rubs her arms.
"Well he was right."
She points to your book.
"What's that?"

>>489295
She's cooking, humming a song.

>>489297
It's the bones of little animals, birds, bunnies, sheep, one cow, etc.
Probably animals the Dogs poached.

>>489298
It's a big pile but there's no sign of any books about puzzleboxes.
What did Shortcake say again? That it came from a place called Vilitus? Maybe you could try that.

489302

>>489300
"This? This! This is a very important book I'm tasked to protect, Vilana! It's a book about Cadence filled with prayers and stuff! I have to protect it with my life, like any paladin would!"

489303

>>489300
No big beasts then?
"I bet they had cages with lots of big beasts!"
We should go deeper in to check!
'1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

489305

>>489300
Sit down beside her.
"Hey there. How are things?"

489306

>>489300
Alright, so that means history texts, I guess. Maybe cross reference with the indices from the artifact texts. '1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

489311

>>489302
"Oh my, such responsibility!"

>>489303
You go down where you find a big cage indeed.
There's nothing inside however, not even bones.
The cage door is open….

>>489305
"Oh Mabel, you won't believe what happened! I did everything you said and we kissed"
She giggles excitedly.

>>489306
You dive under the pile of books and suddenly feel a sharp pain on your hoof.
You look to see the nightmare of all librarians staring at you, a book mimic and it is munching on your hoof!

489312

>>489311
How the devil did that get in here?!
Get away from the books, so it can't hide. Then stab it. '1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

489313

>>489311
"I know right? I'm taking this very seriously! I wont let anything happen to it."

489314

>>489311
Aw shuck, I was hoping to find some nice pieces for my armor!
Pout a bit and turn around.
"Why have such a big cage if there's nothing in there!"

489315

>>489311
I smirk.
"I know. See, piece of cake!"

489318

>>489314
Roll for perception.

Rolling for Indy '1d10'

>>489313
"You'll have to guard it well then. Maybe you should find something to wrap it in.
What if it rains? Or you could fall in water…"

>>489312
This is not going very well.

Warren 1/5

>>489315
"Okay, so what's next?"

Roll #1 5 = 5

489319

>>489318
'1d10'
I listen better with a full stomach.

Roll #1 2 = 2

489322

>>489318
"I'll make sure it's safe in my saddlebags! … But maybe I should wrap it into an extra protective layer as well… that's a good idea, Vilina."

489323

>>489318
No, no it isn't. Backstab it. That binding looks vulnerable. '1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

489325

>>489318
"I gave Soil some basic sex ed just to be sure."
Okay, I can't help but feel her reaction will be… I don't know.
So poker face.
'1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

489328

>>489325
How does she react '1d10-1'

>>489319
Nope, you and Indy don't hear anything while the Huge fucking spider slowly slides down from the ceiling and lands on top of both of you.

Soil 6/6
Indy 4/5

>>489322
"Hey, friends should help each other…but you should get something extra special to wrap it in, to protect it from the humidity."

>>489323
It looks vulerable, but it really isn't.
The book is overpowering you.

Warren HELPLESS/4

Roll #1 6 - 1 = 5

489329

>>489328
This is humiliating. I'm getting killed by a book. Shake it off and stand up. '1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

489330

>>489328
"Uh… leather? That's kinda icky…"

489331

>>489328
"WADDA!"
Oh no!
Jump.
And.
DIVE!
Down on my back, squish the spider between the shield and the floor!
'1d10+2'

Roll #1 6 + 2 = 8

489335

>>489329
You manage to get up again.
But the book is hidden amongst hundreds of other books.
Roll to find it.

>>489330
"How about a box?"

>>489331
You slam right against it with the force of 10 buffalos.
Staggering the monstrosity back.

489336

>>489335
But first. Homing Magic. '1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

489337

>>489335
Her reaction?

489338

>>489335
I smile.
"Oh yeah! That's a great idea! A small box that can fit the book and in my saddlebags! Once we get to Ponyville, I could maybe buy one!"

489339

>>489335
"Indy! Now! Shoot for his mouth!"
Ehehe.
Let's do this.
FIRE IN THE HOLE!
'1d10'
And then come down on him with another shield slam.
'1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10 / Roll #2 10 = 10

489340

>>489337
She's too stunned to say anything.

>>489336
Woopa there he is again.
Chomp, chomp, chomp.

>>489338
"Right, but….what if some thief tries to open it? You'd need to get a lock for it too!
A very strong lock."

>>489339
Indy unleashes a roaring inferno upon the spider, as it struggles against the flames consuming its body, you slam the thing so hard you smash it right through the wall, discovering a sealed section of the Dog Fort inside.
As the spider dies, you see numerous drawings on the walls and Dog Runes.

489341

>>489340
"Well, it was a long time coming. He really missed out on it his whole life it seems. And better safe than sorry, right?"

489342

>>489340
I nod.
"Right… right… um… like a padlock?"

489343

>>489340
Blink a few times in surprise before turning to Indy with a grin.
"We are the best team!"
Offer a hoof to bump, and then proceed into the once sealed room.

489345

>>489341
"Y-YOU DID WHAT???? B-but isn't that like too soon?"

>>489342
She nods. "Exactly, how smart of you. And maybe get a wizard to enchant it against thieves?"

>>489343
It seems to have once been used for magic (ew). There are all sorts of ritual tools everywhere, primitive paintings and runes on the walls. And in the middle a chest with a big lock on it.

489347

>>489345
"Huh? That could be tricky… who could do such a thing?"

489348

>>489345
Big lock? How big?

489350

>>489345
"Too soon?
Iris, he thought kissing was sex. It was waaaaaaay too late. It wasn't an encouragement. It was to make sure what's what and be responsible when the time comes."

489352

>>489347
"Maybe Star, or maybe you can find an enchanter in Ponyville as well!"

>>489348
Pretty fucking magical lock big.

>>489350
"B-but we just kissed…we weren't…there yet."

489353

>>489340
Stomp it. Just… just stomp on it. '1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

489355

>>489353
You stomp it down, it tries to make a retreat…

489357

>>489352
Crap, magical lock.
Frown.
I don't give up!
Magical can-opener, go!
Hit it with my shield!
'1d10+2'

Roll #1 8 + 2 = 10

489358

>>489355
Stab it. I'm not risking that thing getting away again. '1d10'

Roll #1 2 = 2

489359

>>489352
"Right… right… but first I'll need a box and a padlock. So for now I'll have to just keep it safe without all that. Those are great ideas though Vilina, thank you."

489360

>>489352
"Iris, I know! You shouldn't be, you silly girl. And knowing you two, no offense, you won't be for a good while. There's nothing wrong with that, you two just seem to like to take it slow."

489362

>>489358
Nope it got away.
Into the bushes.
Seems like you're safe to search the book pile again.
Unless it laid its eggs in there….

>>489357
You stomp it open, until the old shamanic lock opens up.
A red cloud comes out of it and 2 eyes are seen within it.
"Mortal, thank you…"

>>489359
"It's no issue. But you'll really have to be careful with that book."

>>489360
"O-okay, if you say it's fine, I believe you."

489364

>>489362
"Yeah. I think he understood most of it. I hope. You'll still be the brain out of the two of you."

489365

>>489362
Take a step back in a hurry, scared.
"Whoa there!"

489366

>>489362
I'll have to tell Iris about this. We'll need to sort through the cart to make certain before we move and end up bringing them into the next town.
Right. Books on Vilitus and artifacts that might be from there. '1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

489367

>>489362
"Of course I will! It's valuable!"
Look her over.
"You know… you're really thin, Vilina. No wonder I almost crushed you…"

489372

>>489364
"I'll do my best." she blushes.
"So what do I do next? Keep reading with him?"

>>489365
"Thank you mortal.
I am Idonai, spirit of the air.
A cursed shaman trapped me in here.
As thanks, ask me a wish and if it is in my power, I shall grant it.
"

>>489366
"Encyclopedia of Vilitus."
Found it.

>>489367
"Oh this is just how I am. I've always been thin. Don't worry about it."

489374

>>489372
"You really should eat more!"
Poke her.
"What kind of food do you like? Maybe Iris can make a big portion of that!"

489375

>>489372
Great. Let's look up that puzzlebox thing. Need to know what exactly I'm dealing with.

489376

>>489372
"What comes natural!
Of course, keep reading with him. But if you liked kissing with him, you can do that again now, can't you?"
Smirk.

489378

>>489372
Sit down, mouth agape.
Turn to Indy.
"Pal!
It's out chance!
What we gonna ask?!"

489380

>>489378
"Gems. Lots of gems!"

>>489376
"Of course!"

>>489375
Roll.

>>489374
"Oh, I just eat bit of salads, nothing special. It's no problem really."

489381

>>489380
'1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

489382

>>489380
"It's not healthy!"

489383

>>489380
"And salad! Lots of salad!"
Turn to the spirit with a big, bright smile.
"We want gems! Lots of gems! And lots of salad!"

489384

>>489380
"And isn't that a wonderful feeling?"

489385

>>489383
"So it shall be!"
The spirit disappears.

>>489381
You find a passage about the ancient temples in the deserts of Vilitus. Apparently they were built by a very advanced society, believed to be linked to the ancient Lemarians.
Just like the Lemarians however, their society disappeared, consumed by the hives of the Vilitus Triumvirate.
Their abandoned temples are strange and mysterious places full of dangerous mechanical wonders.
It goes on to describe a few of them. And while they don't mention a cube specifically, you do get the feeling this would very well fit in there.
The book mentions that unlike the technology usually found at Lemarian sites, the Vilitian ones are usually very dangerous.

>>489382
"I just don't need that much food. Everypone has their own way of handling food."

>>489384
"It really really is!" she squees

489386

>>489385
Give her a hug.
"You know I'm very happy for you, don't you?"

489387

>>489385
Well, no duh. Does it mention a way to turn them off, if activated? '1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

489389

>>489385
"BEST DAY EVER!
YUPPIE!"
Cheer and jump around with Indy, waiting for the gems and salad to happear.

489390

>>489385
"But… you're so thin…"

489395

>>489386
"I know. I know. Thank you so much, Mabel!"
She gives you the hug.

>>489387
It mentions that the things can usually be destroyed within ultraheated fissures, such as those of volcanoes.

>>489389
Nothing is happening.

>>489390
"And it's fine Amber, really."
She looks annoyed.

PAUSE

489396

>>489395
Oh…
"Uh… right! You're right!"
I back off.
"Sorry. I'm being a bother again."

489397

>>489395
After I'm done talking to her a bit later. find Warren.

489398

>>489395
Well, that doesn't help me at all! Close the book.
>>489397
You'll probably find me frowning at a closed book. And nursing a few bite marks.

489399

>>489395
Frown.
"Maybe he's looking for them.
We did ask for lots of salad after all."
Oh well.
Gather the rest of the stuff, shall we?
The various tablets etcetera.
Snacks might be able to read them.
Then, off, back to the campfire.

489400

>>489398
I walk up and snicker.
"Having a hard time with reading?"

489401

>>489400
"No, there was a mimic hiding in the book cart. We're going to have to go through it and make sure it didn't lay any eggs or the like before we head into town."

489402

>>489401
"Oh.
You didn't get too hurt, did you? Want me to take a look?"

489403

>>489402
"It's not too bad, but if you've some talent in the healing arts, I wouldn't say no. Better to make sure it isn't infected or anything."

489404

Shiny butt activate
Begin subtle spying on targets '1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

489405

>>489403
"Let's say I got some."
Smile, then use some sort of Natural Remedy
'1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

489406

>>489405
"That feels much better, thank you."
I'll wiggle my hoof a bit.
"So, what brings you around?"

489407

>>489406
I shrug.
"Just talking? That's not so bad, is it?
Okay, I do want to ask you to talk to Soil, but I saw you frowning at a book and just had to ask what's up."

489408

>>489407
"Talk to Soil? About what? And as for the second question, it's about that weird thing that's been bothering Amber."

489409

>>489404
Your butt notices Warrens D.
Prepare to lock target.

489410

>>489409
Shush you. You're not running!

489411

>>489408
"Give him that talk. I ran down the vague outlines for him, but you're a stallion yourself after all, and bless his soul, he needs that talk.
Oh, for that, you'll be happy to hear that I managed to cheer her up. She's far more adorable when she is happy, isn't she? I couldn't just let her mope around."

489412

>>489411
"The talk? You'd think he'd know about that already, but… well, it is Soil."
I'll think a minute.
"I'll see what I can do."
I'll nod at the second bit.
"Smiles are usually preferable to frowns and tears, that's true. Glad she's got a friend like you around."

489413

>>489412
"Thanks.

And whatever do you mean? I'm just a jenny. I'm no different of a friend than you are."

489414

>>489413
"Of course you are, simply because you're female. You can be there for her for things that she'd never breath a word of to a stallion or jack."

489415

>>489414
I let out a laugh.
"Oh, I know I am, but that was nothing about that. Just some bad dreams that thing gave her."
Wave my hoof around.
"Told her to use positive thinking and she got better right away."

489416

>>489415
I'll chuckle a little.
"Well, so long as we're carrying this thing around, that's probably going to be her fallback plan in case it decides to make itself known again."
Sigh.
"You wouldn't to happen to know where there are any volcanoes around here, do you?"

489417

My time has come.
Jump out of a bush.
"Hi!"

489418

>>489417
I'll glance at Amber in mild surprise.
"Well, hello there, Amber."

489419

>>489416
"Not r-"

>>489417
"Whoa.
Hey there Amber."

489420

>>489418
>>489419
"Whatcha guys talking about? I'm asking because I just got here!"

489421

>>489420
I'll glance at Mabel for half a second.
"That box, actually."

489422

>>489421
I gasp and take a step back.
"Is it doing bad things again!?"

489423

>>489421
I return the glance.

>>489420
"Friends. And that thing that gave you the heebie-jeebies."

489424

>>489422
"No, no. Just talking about how we might destroy it, actually."
I'll tap the book I have.
"Apparently the easiest way is to chuck it into a volcano."

489425

>>489424
Look at the book.
"Huh? A volcano? Where on pony earth can we find one of those!?"

489426

>>489425
"No idea. So it looks like we're holding onto it for a moment longer."
I'll shrug.
"So, what brings you over here, by the way?"

489427

>>489426
"Uh…"
I smile innocently.
"Nothing! I was just in the neighborhood doing… stuff."

489428

>>489427
"What stuff?"

489429

>>489427
"Stuff?"
I'll glance at the bush she hopped out of, then back at her. Eyebrow raised.

489430

>>489429
I chortle for just a moment at that.
"Ahah, oh, sorry."

489431

>>489428
>>489429
My ears perk up and I look back at the bush.
"Uh! You know! Stuff! I was uh… shedding… crystal dust? It's a thing us crystal ponies do to… keep our coat clean! Yeah!"

489432

>>489431
"Oh, right. You've got some left on your shoulder."
Point at her.

489433

>>489431
"I… see."

489434

>>489432
"Huh?"
Look at my shoulder and try to dust it off with a hoof.

>>489433
"Soooo… you two were just… talking… like good friends?"

489435

>>489434
I chuckle at her attempts.
"That's right."

489436

>>489434
"I suppose so. If we were talking like bad friends, there would likely be a lot more swearing involved."

489437

>>489436
"Hey now, swearing doesn't fly with me."

489438

>>489437
I'll put my hoof to my chin.
"Colorful metaphors?"

489439

>>489438
I nod, in thought.
"Or possibly hurtful descriptions."

489440

>>489436
I grin.
"That's great! Like really, really good friends!"
Circle around them.
"You guys most be really growing close to each other, right?"

489441

>>489439
"Maybe a few unkind comparisons."

489442

>>489440
I'll watch her circle for a moment.
"What are you getting at?"

489443

>>489442
"Huh? Nowhere! I'm just commenting on how great of friends you two are!"

489444

>>489441
"Maybe.
Challenges to do self harm in an exaggerated manner?"

>>489440
"We are better friends than, say, before we met each other, sure."

489445

>>489443
"I'm glad you're glad about friendship."

489446

>>489444
"That's good! Would you say that you're even… the best of friends?"

489447

>>489446
"That might be a bit of an overstatement.

No offense, Warren."

489448

>>489447
"Huh? So who's your best friend then?"

489449

>>489447
"None taken."

489450

>>489448
I shrug.
"I don't know. I never really thought about it."

489451

>>489450
"Well think about it now! This is important!"
I can't be wrong about this!

489452

>>489451
I tap my chin.
"I did met Warren first…"
Shrug.
"I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings by playing favourites. Still don't know who my best friend is."

489453

>>489452
I scrunch.

>>489449
"What about you? Is Mabel your best friend?"

489454

>>489453
"I don't think I've quite known her long enough to make that claim, but she's a friend, certainly. Much like you, Snacks, and Soil are friends."

489455

>>489454
This is all wrong!
"Okay okay… but… what would it take for you to become best friends?"

489456

>>489455
I let out a laugh.
"If it turned out Warren actually has a circus he was hiding from me."

489457

>>489455
I'll rub my chin for a moment.
"Well, there are a lot of things that can make ponies, and donkeys, friends. Common interests, time spent together, that sort of thing."
>>489456
I'll chuckle a little at that.
"I suppose I don't have that up my sleeve."
Pull out a clown nose from my sleeve with Hat Magic. '1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

489458

>>489457
Honk honk.
"I'm afraid that's about it."

489459

>>489456
"A circus… hmmm…"
Write that down on a piece of paper so I can remember.

>>489457
"Heeeey! That's something!"
I grin and look between the two expectantly.

489460

>>489457
>>489458
I clap.
"Warren, you card, you never told me you used to be a clown! I would have suspected that from others, but you!"
Laugh again.

489461

>>489459
I'll look at Amber a little curiously for a moment.
"So where has this sudden fascination with our friendship sprung from?"
>>489460
"I wasn't, actually. Just a bit of magic to pull things from elsewhere. Some stage magic can have practical applications… when backed with real magic."
I'll toss her the nose.
"I'm afraid I never had the sense of humor needed to be a clown, or entertainer."

489462

>>489461
"Huh? N-Nowhere!"
This is my cue to leave and let Cadence's magic happen!
"I think Star is calling for me, bye!"
Run off and jump into the bushes again.

489463

>>489461
Catch it.
"I'll hold on to this. Who knows when it might come handy.
And still, this sort of magic could make for perfect shows! I'm surprised you didn't think of that before yourself. Or did you?"

>>489462
"Uh, bye?"
Shake my head with a smile as she goes.
"Silly mare."

489464

>>489462
I'll stare at the bush for a while longer.
"Isn't Star the other way? In camp?"
>>489463
"I've only picked it up recently. It's still a bit unreliable, though."
Try and take a deck of cards from my sleeve with Hat Magic. '1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

489465

>>489464
Huh.
"Well, it's behaving today, it seems. Usually things come out close-but-not-quite how I want them to."

489466

>>489464
"Oh?
Still, it seems pretty useful."
Let out a whistle at the trick.

>>489465
"Don't worry about that, sometimes things don't go in close-but-not-quite how I plan when I do my show."

489467

>>489464
I'm already gone and invisible!
Try to stay unnoticed

Roll #1 9 = 9

489468

>>489466
"Well, who knows how useful it can be?"
I'll pocket the cards.
>>489467
Yes, but you jumped into a nearby bush. We watched you do it.

489469

>>489468
Nu-uh, invisible!

489470

>>489468
"To amuse others with? Very useful."

489471

>>489470
"I suppose. But I was never the 'entertaining' type. Staying out of sight and out of the way is what I've done best. Jumping into the spotlight now would, to say the least, be a bit awkward."

489472

>>489471
"Hey, it's never too late to start, is it?
And you know, as much as I like attention, I can stay so low profile not a single pony would notice me even if I crossed a thick crowd."

489473

>>489472
"Well, perhaps that's something I could look into after this monster hunting business is over."

489474

>>489473
I pout.
"Aww, come on, by that time we could have a circus of our own if we start practicing now!"
Let out a laugh.

489475

>>489474
"With just a stage magician and a sword swallower? We'd be lucky to have a street corner, if we worked together. There's more to a circus than just two performers."
I'll shrug.
"But, well, you know that already, I wager. You are, or were at least, a professional before going out on the road, right?"

489476

>>489475
I gasp.
"Warren, how can you even asked that? I worked at a circus as a professional since I was a kid! Of course I was!"
Then chuckle again.
"And don't be silly it wouldn't be just the two of us. There's Soil with Indy for example! And I'm pretty sure we can find some circus worthy act by everyone else too.
Dibs on being the Ringmaster though."

489477

>>489476
"I think Bedrock might fight you for that, if it comes down to it."
I'll chuckle along with her.
"Soil doesn't much seem the type to settle as a sideshow, though, and Amber's training for her paladinhood. You might have to hire outside the group."

489478

>>489477
"Oh, I'm sure Soil and Indy could be convinced somehow.
We couldn't pass up a friendly dragon show, could we?

Amber could be a guest star… it would only take the right attitude, wouldn't it?"

489479

>>489478
"Possibly. Possibly."
I'll smile.
"But that dream is a ways off for now, Mabel."

489480

>>489479
I fake a frown.
"Aww, why do you have to be like that, Warren? Now you made me sad."

489481

>>489480
I'll put on an expression of exaggerated grief.
"My apologies. How ever can I make it up to you?"

489482

>>489481
I snicker, but then go back to pretending being sad.
"You do have a magic hoof to make anything out of thin air, I can't be creative when I'm so depressed!"

489483

>>489482
"Well, then let's see if I can't pull a smile out of my sleeve."
And I'll pull… one of those cut-out smiles on a stick.
'1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

489484

>>489483
I cheer up.
"Oh, the day is saved!"

489485

>>489484
"Indeed it is. Here you are, a smile that never fades."

489486

>>489485
I hold it close.
"I'll look at it such a disaster like this ever strikes again!"

489487

>>489486
I'll put my hoof to my chest with mock seriousness.
"May it always bring a smile to your face, even in the darkest of times."

489488

>>489487
Put the thing in my saddlebag so the smiley face shows.
"Truly, you are the hero of happines, Warren!"

489489

>>489488
"I'm no hero, I just do what anyone would do."
A smile will crack my face for a moment, followed by a chuckle.
"Well, that's that."

489490

>>489489
I chuckle as well.
"Drama on stage then? There's an idea."

489491

>>489490
"Indeed. But it wouldn't happen every performance."

489492

>>489491
"Not every performance can be perfect."

489493

>>489492
"True."
I'll look at the book again.
"And nothing is ever easy."

489494

>>489493
"Nothing is impossible as long as you have the friends to back you up, on the other hoof."
Smile.
"I'm sure we'll figure that out."

489495

>>489494
"And if not, then there's a pile of Paladins we can send on a quest to drop it in a volcano waiting for us once we're closer to the Ursa."

489496

>>489495
"I'm sure they might have an easier way of dealing with evil stuff."

489497

>>489496
"We can only hope."
I'll put on a small smile.
"Or that we can find a crevice going all the way down to lava along the way."

489498

>>489497
"You seem pretty fixated on that idea, huh."

489499

>>489498
"The book says that's the 'easiest' way of getting rid of them. I'd try acid if we had it, or at least a very big hammer."
I'll frown a little.
"Then again, it might explode. There's dark magic in these things. Old magic."

489500

>>489499
"That's why we should just hold onto it until the Paladins can take care of it. It didn't give you any trouble like it did to Amber, right?"

489501

>>489500
"No, but there's time yet. Better to have a plan instead of just reacting to it. And the sooner it's gone, the faster Amber recovers completely."

489502

>>489501
"If you start feeling weird, be sure to tell.
These things shouldn't be played with, I agree with that."

489503

>>489502
"Well, I think it's about time I looked around camp for Soil. It was nice talking with you, Mabel."

489504

>>489503
"Same!
And hey, I'll have you practice this magic of yours. You're in my sights now."
Chuckle.

489505

>>489504
"We'll see how it goes. Things are limited, after all. Can't pull anything wider than the brim out. See you later."

489506

>>489505
"Still a lot to work with.
Seeya!"

489742

And once Soil gets back from wherever he went, I'll track him down.
"Soil! Could I have a few words with you?"

489743

>>489742
"Warren! You will never guess what me and Indy found!"

489750

>>489743
"Was it adventure?"

489752

>>489750
"Oh yes!
And there was an old dog fort!"

489754

>>489752
"An old dog fort? Just how old are we talking? Because if it's old enough…"
I'll think a moment, then shake my head.
"But that's not actually what I wanted to talk with you about. I've heard rumors around camp that you and Iris are starting to get a bit more serious in your relationship."

489755

>>489754
"What you mean serious?"
Raise a brow.

489756

>>489755
"Serious as in 'starting to think about making babies' serious."

489757

>>489756
Look baffled at him.
"Whoa now!
Slow down! I'm not a dad!"

489759

>>489757
"Not yet, but if you aren't careful you could be."
I'll sit in front of Soil.
"So, I just thought I'd offer my advice on the matter."

489766

>>489759
"Oh, but Mabel told me everything already!"

489786

>>489766
"She told you a mare's side of the thing, but have you hear the stallion's side?"

489787

>>489786
"Uh…
I heard a bard talk about how a mare in that desert city made him feel like a real stallion!"

489788

>>489787
"But that's hardly descriptive. Now, let's set a baseline here. Do you know how sex works?"

489789

>>489788
Roll my eyes.
"First we smooch, then we cuddle, then I stick my pee-pee in her… Thing-y."

489792

>>489789
"They've got names, Soil. And there's more to it than that. You have to make sure she's ready for you to put your penis in her…"
I'll cast a quick glance around. This is rather awkward to be talking about in the open.
"Her vagina. There is this thing called foreplay that you, as the stallion, do to make sure it doesn't hurt when you put it in her."
I'll pop my monocle out and clean it for a moment.
"Foreplay is essential to enjoyable intercourse."

489797

>>489792
Yawn.
"Sure Warren.
Very in-"
Another yawn.
"-teresting."

489798

>>489797
"Fine, fine. But don't come crying to me when you're too rough with Iris and you make her cry."
I'll start walking away.

489799

>>489798
Widen my eyes.
"Wait, you mean like that time in the inn?"
Start trotting after him.
"Hey! Wait Warren!"

489800

>>489799
I'll stop.
"Yes?"

489801

>>489800
Pant a bit and fidget with the grass, looking down in shame.
"I don't wanna hurt her…"

489802

>>489801
"Which is very good. It means you care about her."
I'll face Soil again, and sit.
"So, aside from the absolute basics, what do you know about making a mare feel good?"

489803

>>489802
Groan.
"I…"
Lie down on the grass and bury mt head under my hooves.
"Nothing…"

489804

>>489803
"That's better than having the wrong ideas, Soil."
I'll pat his head a few times.
"This just means we start from the beginning."

489805

>>489804
Roll over, leaving the shield behind and groaning.

489806

>>489805
"Remember, you're doing this for Iris. You don't want to hurt her, after all."
I'll clear my throat slightly.
"Which means, from the top, we start with holding tails. It's a sign of intimacy, and many couples do it while walking together. It's one of the more common public displays of affection."

489807

>>489806
"But… The armor!"

489808

>>489807
"When you aren't in it. You don't wear it while you sleep, do you?"

489809

>>489808
Look at him very confused.
"How can we hold tails when we are sleeping?
Our tents are so far away!"

489810

>>489809
"Well, if you two do end up as a couple, you'll probably be sharing a tent. And a bed, eventually."

489811

>>489810
Give him a worried look.
"This is strange…
Only dads and moms share beds.
Or sisters and brothers.
I don't want Iris to be my sister!"

489812

>>489811
"The rules are a little different for marefriends, Soil."
I'll sigh a little bit, and then start doodling in the dirt.
"Alright, so here's how it usually goes. You've got mothers and fathers sharing a bed. Siblings also can share a bed, but past a certain age that is discouraged."
I'll be drawing that out.
"But, before ponies can become mothers and fathers, they are lovers."
I'll put the third group in the drawing.
"Lovers can be two stallions, a stallion and a mare, or two mares. They share a bed with each other because they are in love with each other."
I'll keep scribbling in the dirt.
"However, this does not mean that all lovers become parents, or get married. Some lovers are just that for a few weeks, maybe a few months, and on rare occasions only a single night. However, if the love between the two ponies is strong enough, they usually end up marrying. Then they become husband and wife."
I'll look over at Soil for a moment.
"Currently, you and Iris are at this stage back here…"
I'll point to the tail-holding stage of marefriend and coltfriend.
"Over time, you two may end up sharing a tent as you start to love each other more. Do you understand?"

489813

>>489812
Look at the picture of the two ponies holding tails as if mesmerized.
Think about holding tails with Iris.
'1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

489814

>>489813
I will grow a bit redder in face, but let no other emotion through.
And just keep staring.

489815

>>489813
>>489814
I'll sigh.
"Soil? Can you hear me?"

489816

>>489815
Look up.
"Uh?
Oh.
Yes. Sure. I get it.
So what do I have to do to hold tails with her?"

489817

>>489816
>her
Iris*

489818

>>489816
"If you get it, then you can tell me what I just told you about why you two might end up sharing a tent."

489819

>>489818
"Uh… Because…"
Go back looking at the pictures.
"I'm not sure I want to do all those lover things, warren…
It sounds like it's too hard…
Not the kind of stuff I'm good at."

489820

>>489819
"Well, no one's saying you have to do them now. They happen over time. For some colts, it takes weeks just to muster the courage to kiss their marefriend."

489821

>>489820
Chuckle.
"But that was fun.
And I didn't have to think at all and stuff."
Then look at the pictures.
"This gives me a headache…"

489822

>>489821
"So you and she have already kissed? She's certainly moving faster than expected…"
I'll consider a moment.
"Alright, then it's decided. Soil, What will work best for you is if you don't think about it. Just do what comes naturally, but whatever you do be gentle about it. If and when Iris wants to take it further than just kissing and cuddling, I'll have more advice for you. Advice you'll need if you don't want to become a father before marrying Iris."

489823

>>489822
Grumble something and get up, going for my shield.
"I know about protection already!"

489824

>>489823
I'll pause a moment.
"What sort of protection? Because it isn't the same as armor."

489825

>>489824
Stumble back and start babbling.
"W-what?
B-but Bedrock told me it was the best!"

489826

>>489825
"Soil, calm down. He might have been talking about a different sort of protection. You see, there are things called 'condoms' that stallions wear when they don't want to get a mare pregnant. They come in different sizes, and you have to make sure you get the right size."

489827

>>489826
Groan.
"And nopony told me before?"
Storm off!
I must find Bedrock!

489828

>>489827
And there he goes. I'll shake my head as he leaves.
"This is going to end well, I can just feel it."

491655

The party minus Soil and Snacks is in the Elemental Plane of Fire.
The sky is dark and the volcanic landscape is dotted by numerous lights and rivers of molten rock.
The smell of sulfur is strong in the hot winds.

Soil and Snacks are still facing the elemental and his minions down.

>does Soil want to timesplit and talk to Bedrock as well.

491661

>>491655
I for one would like to talk to Bedrock at some point as well.
"Wow…"

491668

>>491655
Just glower at the presence of the elemental.
Anything suspicious around that I can see?
'1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

491670

>>491661
"Wow" is certainly one way to describe it.
It is a vision of the world as it was in the beginning.
Before the Sun, before the Moon.
You see some living fire move around in the distance.

>>491668
There's a fissure right behind him, more elemental creatures jump out, and lava.
"Seems like we have hit phase 1 earlier than anticipated. You should leave, mortals."

491672

>>491655
Talk with Bedrock for what?
The tablets and all that?

>>491670
"Whoa there! That was in no plans I heard of!"

491674

>>491672
The horse protection thingy?

491675

>>491670
"Phase one? But Snacks friends are still inside the elemental place thingy." I frown.

491678

>>491674
Oh right.
Timesplit powers, GO!
Chase Bedrock down.

491680

>>491672
>>491675
No worries. The Elemental Plane is unaffected by these improvements. Should your companions wish to return they can still do so. You on the other hand, should relocate.Things will heat up here. Fast."

>>491678
You find him packing his things.
"Hey Soil, long time no see."

491681

>>491670
Well I'm not moving out without Mabel, this is kind of her thing with nature and all

491683

>>491670
Well, that is rather impressive.
>>491678
I'll idly flap after him. This should be interesting.

491684

>>491680
"Fuck no! Stop that now!"
Give the elemental a really mean stare!
'1d10+3'
>Bedrock
Look at him confused.
"But we travel together every day!"

Roll #1 8 + 3 = 11

491687

>>491680
>>491681
or actually, could I talk to Bedrock too at some point in time? Because I should have done so by now

491690

>>491683
Warren, all your companions are AFK do you wish to continue in the Fire Elemental Plane or do I have to conclude that plot advancement will never happen in MH?

>>491684
He seems taken aback.
"T-that is not within my power."

>>491687
Sure.
Poof.
He's here near his cart.
"Oh hey, Amber was it?"

491691

>>491680
>>491684
Seeing Poorsoil standing his ground I do so too with my axe unsheate.

491693

>>491690
"Not the answer I'm looking for here, pal."

491695

>>491690
"Yes, hello! You're Bedrock, I still remember that machine thingy we used in Silverhaze!"

491697

>>491693
>>491691
The Elementals turn their heads towards you.
"W-we are driven by the will of the Elemental Lord, we cannot disobey his orders even if we want. We will do our duty unto death."

>>491695
"Just for that? Haven't you seen any of my amazing bargains?"

491700

>>491697
"Okay. Fine."
Slam!
'1d10+2'

Roll #1 5 + 2 = 7

491701

>>491690
I suppose we'll wait for those needed. Would be foolish to walk off without Mabel leading the way, after all.
Though this does give me a way to drop off that cube…

491710

>>491697
Marksman shot on the elemental that Soil attack!

491711

>>491697
"Um… bargains?"

491714

>>491701
You want to venture inside the Heart of an Elemental Volcano alone?

>>491700
you grab your shield and attack slamming the fire elemental back.
The creatures go to the aid of their master immediately.

>>491710
You shoot the Elemental masterfully. He hisses at your insolence.

>>491711
"Yes, weapons, trinkets, jewels, anything you could want. For example…"
He gets out a red crystal armbrace and puts it around your hoof.
"There, lovely isn't it?"

491716

>>491714
Not really, but let's take the cube out. See what happens to it.

491717

>>491714
"Hey Indy! Can't you like, eat them?
They are fire!"
Keep them at bay!
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

491719

>>491714
I grin.
"It's pretty! What kind of crystal is this?"

491720

>>491714
>>491717
I look at Soil.
"Can Indy even eat fire?"

Anyway put my axe into motion and swing it at the nearest elemental.
'1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

491721

>>491720
Shrug.
"I dunno, that's why I'm asking!"

491724

>>491716
It remains locked.
There is no visible change to it.
As you stare at it, a whisper starts to grow in the back of your mind.
"You're making a mistake…" it says softly.

>>491719
"The finest ruby you'll find anywhere, well except maybe the Empire. But they cheat, they practically make gems themselves."

>>491717
Indy tries '1d10'
While you get a few burn marks.

>>491720
You get burned as well.

Snacks 4/5
Soil 8/6
>Indy 5/5

Roll #1 2 = 2

491725

>>491724
Nope he definately can't and burns his mouth.
>Indy 2/5

491727

>>491724
Nooooope!
That was silly of us both!
"Indy!"
Slam again! I must stay on the offensive!
'1d10+2'
I wonder if Indy can spit ice!
'1d10'

Roll #1 8 + 2 = 10 / Roll #2 6 = 6

491729

>>491724
"hot hot hot!"
Attack a bit at a distance.
Marksman shot
'1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

491730

>>491724
I scrunch.
"We don't cheat!"

491732

>>491724
You talking just confirmed that this isn't a mistake.
I'll put the cube back in my bag. Next open lava vent, it's going in.

491735

>>491732
The cube remains silent.
Roll.

>>491730
"Making your own gems, while other ponies have to dig miles in the ground for them? That's a bit cheating." He grins.

>>491727
You slam the fire elemental again.
He breaks formation and flees into the fissure.
The elemental hounds are blocking your path.
And Indy does, he spit a bolt of Ice at one of the hounds who howls in agony.

>>491729
You shoot one of the Elemental Hounds who disintigrates.
There are 2 left.

491736

>>491735
Start laughing maniacally.
"Indy you are the best!"
AND NOW RIGHT INTO THE HEART OF THE PACK!
Hit those two hounds!
But since I have no Great Weapon, hit just one.

491738

>>491735
'1d10'
Also, Indy fires. Ice. Again!
'1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5 / Roll #2 1 = 1

491739

>>491735
"No fair! That's like saying Equestria cheats because they have pegasi create the weather for them! It's just what we're good at!"

491741

>>491735
'1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

491742

>>491735
My heart invigorated I ready my axe and smile.
"We can do this!"
Attack the other one!
'1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

491745

>>491742
Grunt.
"S'not even a real fight!"

491749

>>491745
"It is to Snacks, Snack is worried with those inside the portal." I grit my teeth.

491752

>>491739
"Well I think they cheat a bit as well. I think it would be a lot more interesting if weather was random."

>>491738
They move like lightning, hitting you from the side.
The pained hound turns angrily to Indy who prepares for another blast. As he inhales the Hound turns into pure fire and jumps in Indy's mouth. With a large burp, Indy falls to the ground, some coming from his mouth and nostrils.

>>491742
You hit the Hound attacking Soil.

491754

>>491752
"Down runt! Down! Down! ooww hot hot!"
Shoot it in the face.
Marksman shot
'1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10

491756

>>491752
I stick out my tongue at him and inspect the brace a little more closely '1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

491757

What!
"INDY!"
Entirely disregard the hound attacking me and jump towards Indy, opening his mouth wide and putting a hoof in there to grab the elemental and pull it out!
'1d10'
Indy tries to…
Chew it down?
Spit more ice?
'1d10'

Roll #1 3 = 3 / Roll #2 6 = 6

491770

>>491756
There are a lot of scratches on it on one particular rectangular spot.
As if somepony removed something from it.

>>491741
You enter a fissure.
A large horned elemental blocks your path.
"What's your business here?" he says in a deep unearthly voice.

>>491754
You hit the Elemental who disintigrates.

>>491757
As you open his mouth the Elemental jumps out again, burning part of your face, he materializes again a few feet away.
Indy manages to get up shaking and smoking.

491776

>>491770
"Hey, it's damaged!"

491777

>>491770
NOW I'M MAD!
"You hurt Indy, I break you!"
SLAM!
'1d10+2'

Roll #1 10 + 2 = 12

491778

>>491770
Now attack the last one who came out of indy with my axe!
'1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

491780

>>491770
"I'm with others, here to beseech a boon from the Lord of Flame."
After a moment, I'll continue.
"A second purpose is to destroy an item that can not be destroyed by normal means."

491787

>>491776
"Ah, just a little scratch, that's why it's such a bargain! Nopony sees it from a distance."

>>491777
>>491778
Soil slams the hounds shit so hard that by the time Soil stops slaming there's trail of fire elemental bit in a line, not unlike the fire tracks of a delorean.

>>491780
"You are not authorized to visit our forges. Leave."

491790

>>491787
Howl with all my strength and stare at the fissure.
The fire-pony went in there, right?

491791

>>491787
"But what if they look at it closely?"

491793

>>491787
"Very well. I'll bring this before the Lord of Flame before returning."

491796

>>491790
Yes.
If you want to go to bed, I'd suggest you pause here.

>>491791
"Just wear it at angle that the scratched part faces your belly. Then they can't see it."

>>491793
"That would be fitting."
The cube feels icy cold in your hoof suddenly.

491798

>>491796
How much longer are you gonna run?
Turn to Indy.
"Pal! How are you? everything okay?"

491799

>>491796
"I don't know about this…"

491800

>>491796
I don't recall taking it out… Put it back in the bag, then return to the others.

491801

>>491787
"That took care of them!" I smile.

>>491796
I then look around, is there a way to reach Amber and the others?

491810

>>491798
Not too long. 15 minutes.
He coughs. "F-fine."

>>491799
"Well, your choice, I'm sure I'll find another customer in no time who will buy it."

>>491801
No. The Elemental opened the gate. And he is in the fissure.

>>491800
You feel the cold emanating from it. Even from the bag.
You're with the AFK others.

491811

>>491810
"We gotta kick that thing's ass! C'mon!"
Off into the fissure!

491813

>>491810
"You should fix it instead!"

491818

>>491813
"I'm a merchant. Not a jeweller! Why should I have to fix that? If ponies don't want it like that, they just don't buy it."

>>491811
You enter the fissure. It is deep. Very deep.
Roll.

491821

>>491818
I'm tall!
'1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

491824

>>491818
I scrunch again.
"That's not very nice, mister Bedrock…"

491825

>>491824
Bedrock looks confused.
"I'm…not following. What exactly am I doing wrong here."

>>491821
You manage to descend quite nicely and reach a lower level.
Snacks is not following however.

491828

>>491825
"If you sell this, you should tell the ponies that it's damaged!"

491830

>>491825
Follow Poor soil.

491831

>>491825
Doesn't matter.
It's between me and him.
He hurt Indy.
"Show Yourself!"
'1d10+3'

Roll #1 6 + 3 = 9

491834

>>491828
He thinks about that for a second.
"Well, it's not that damaged."

>>491830
Roll.

>>491831
A voice comes from further down.
"You should leave mortal. This place will soon be consumed."

PAUSE

491836

>>491834
"Not if I make ash out of you it won't!"

491837

>>491834
"But you should still be honest about it!"

491839

>>491834
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

492196

>>491839
You make it to where Soil is.
The tunnel is long and hot. The very air almost burning your nostrils.
You won't make it if you stay here too long.

———————

The rest of the party is in the Elemental Plane.
In the distance across a plain of ash and molten rock you see 2 Elementals running.

492203

>>492196
"Hey look! Friends!"

492204

>>492196
Running where?

492207

>>492196
"You are cinders!"
Charge the elemental, Slam!
'1d10+2'

Roll #1 10 + 2 = 12

492208

>>492196
>>492203
"We'll see about that soon enough."

492209

>>492203
>>492204
Across the plain. Not particularly running towards you, they seem to be chasing each other criss cross the wasteland at incredible speed.

492210

>>492208
>>492203
"Remember, we are guests here, so play nice."

492211

>>492196
UggghhH!! Stay a bit far.
Seeing Poor soil attacking the elemental I took out my bolt and attack it.
Sentried marksman shoot.

492213

>>492210
"That shouldn't be too difficult."

492214

>>492209
"They're playing tag! How cute!"

492216

>>492213
>>492214
"Right. Well, we have an elemental lord to see, what are we waiting for?"

Head to an approximate direction of where his throne might be

492217

>>492216
Follow after her!

492218

>>492216
And I'll follow as well.
Also looking for any open vents to pits of lava. '1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10

492223

>>492210
>>492213
>>492214
They seem to be moving away again, further towards the horizon.

>>492216
Roll (+1)

>>492211
>>492207
You both decide to charge down the fissure heedless of any danger.
One of the walls collapses and an enormous Ifrit emerges. But a masterfully combined Slam and Marksmans Shot from Soil and Snacks disintigrate it before it has a chance to move.
There's a split in the tunnel ahead, the left tunnel goes further down, while the right seems to keep steady to this level.
You cannot see the end of both tunnels.

>>492218
You discover one easily.
Lots of them around here.

492225

>>492223
Well, I'll just "accidentally" drop that cube into one as we pass by.

492227

>>492223
Grunt.
It's a bad guy.
Bad guys always hide down into the earth!
Descend further!
'1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

492229

>>492223
Happily trot along.
"This place isn't that scary."

492230

>>492223
'1d10+1'

Roll #1 9 + 1 = 10

492235

>>492225
So you do.
Roll.

>>492230
It's like some inner instinct guides you where to go.
Soon you see a giant palace built into the nearby volcano.
You know it is there that the Elemental Lord Pyrrus rules.

>>492227
You manage to make your way down.
The gasses are becoming unbeareable.
It would be unwise to continue without finding a way to clear the gasses first.

492236

>>492235
'1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

492237

>>492223
>>492235
Follow Poor soil.
"Why are we here again?" I snort at Poor soil.
"Snack can just dig us out of here if pony ask."
'1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

492239

>>492235
Grunt and shake my head.
I cannot do this alone!
"Indyyyyy!"

492241

>>492237
"The flame pony!
He's gonna make the volcano if we don't stop him!"

492242

>>492235
Point at the palace.
"That is our destination."

Carry on there.

492245

>>492241
I grit my teeth.
"This is a dangerous mission, but if we dont do this….."

492246

>>492245
"Snack! Can you dig a hole up to the ground?2

492247

>>492236
The cube falls in the lava.
The lava cools off next to it and it remains largely intact.
We were talking about ultraheated fissure. Not a little pool of lava. Like the one the Elemental was guarding.

>>492237
What's that roll for?

>>492239
"What?" Indy coughs as well.

>>492242
You make your way to the palace.
In the front yard a giant creature blocks the entrance.
An Ifrit.
It watches you silently.

492249

>>492247
Wasn't he still up above?
"Ice! Now! On the walls!"

'1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

492250

>>492247
I'll frown. It's probably still cool to the touch, too. Pick it back up, if I can, and knock off any of the porous lava rock that's stuck to it. Then it goes back in the bag.

492251

>>492247
Walk up front, and without a word, bow deeply.

492253

>>492246
"Yes Snacks can."

492254

>>492251
I'll follow suit, since it'd probably be rude not to.

492255

>>492253
Nod at him to do that.

492256

>>492247
Wave at it with a smile.

>>492251
… Then bow deeply as well.

492258

>>492249
I assume he's on your back unless mentioned otherwise.

He freezes the walls.
The smoke stops for a little bit and becomes more bearable.
Continue?

>>492256
>>492254
>>492251
He slowly opens his eyes and looks at the 3 of you.
"What is your purpose here, mortals?"

492259

>>492255
"Where should Snack dig? Up and right now?"

492260

>>492258
I'll let Mabel speak first.

492261

>>492258
Off deeper in we go!

492264

>>492258
Okay Mabel, you were thought how to do this.
Speak to the fiery genie with utmost respect.
"We are here to be tested by the might and wit of Lord Pyrrus, and plead to him our cause if we succeed."

492265

>>492261
Follow him along with weapons at the ready.

492274

>>492265
>>492261
You emerge in a smaller circular chamber. In the middle is a glowing red orb floating in the air.
The Fire Elemental pony is standing next to it, breathing in the flames.
"It will not be much longer now….Soon all will be consumed."

>>492264
>>492260
"My Lord is a most busy man. Why should he delay his other affairs to hear you? Mortals usually have no concept of the Elemental Work."

492275

>>492274
"Oh stop talking already!"
Slam!
'1d10+2'

Roll #1 3 + 2 = 5

492276

>>492274
And Indy fires. Ice.

Roll #1 3 = 3

492278

>>492274
Seeing the fire elemental I fire at it.
Sentried Marksman shot!

492279

>>492274
"It is one of his works that we seek to delay, or move. One of the new volcanoes. And one other unrelated matter that only your Lord might be able to deal with."

492282

>>492274
"We offered our eternal service should we fail his trials.
He has nothing to lose."

492283

>>492274
"It's really, really important!"

492290

>>492279
>>492282
>>492283
"It is unusual for our Lord to change his mind once he sets his mind to something. Especially for mortal concerns. Even if you succeed in the trials, which are extremely deadly it is very unlikely that he would relocate one of his works. "
—————————-
"Boss: Fire Elemental"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifDGvzRbICo

>>492275
>>492276
The Fire Elemental this time fires first, searing you and Indy by extending his hooves forward.

>>492278
Yet Snacks enchanted bolt staggers the creature. It keeps feeding on the energies of the red orb.

492294

>>492290
What red orb now?
Focus on that with my hoofcrossbow!
'1d10'
And "Indy! Hit that!" will too! Ice!
'1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8 / Roll #2 3 = 3

492296

492297

>>492290
"We were told that this volcano was to relieve pressure in the area. What if there were a way to cool off the liquid rock beneath the earth so that the pressure goes away, and a volcano doesn't need to erupt there?"

492299

>>492290
"We will not give up until we convince him then."

492300

>>492296
Yeah, I did. Just trying to enarrate Soil's train of thoughts.

492304

>>492290
Fire at it again!
'1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

492306

>>492294
Indy gets hit again by a fireball.
Your efforts crack the orb.
"Do not mess with things above your understanding, mortal!"
Seething hot energies escape from the orb.

Soil and Snacks must both roll to dodge the energies from the cracked orb.

>>492304
You get hit by a fireball.

>>492299
You think you see a twinkle in the eyes of the Ifrit before he explodes and the entire floor entrance to the Palace is coated in white hot flames.

Soil 9/6
>Indy 1/5
Snacks 4/5

492308

>>492306
"Indy!"
'1d10', ice on the pony!
DODGE!
'1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5 / Roll #2 8 = 8

492310

>>492306
Holy shit!
'1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

492311

>>492306
I'm made of fire too now, aren't I?
Start walking inside.

492313

>>492306
>>492311
I guess I'll float over. Wings of fire fly just as well, right?

492314

>>492311
Trot after her.
"This place isn't so bad after all!"

492316

>>492314
Smile at her.
"Maybe that training I got will finally come handy, huh?"

492317

>>492316
"One can hope. We're in your hooves for the most part, Mabel."

492319

>>492317
"I'm not letting you guys get in trouble, don't worry."

492320

>>492316
"Yeah! You're the best, Mabel!"

492322

>>492319
"Wouldn't expect you to."

492325

>>492311
>>492313
>>492314
The white hot flames while looking extremely hot, don't hurt you at all.
You easily trot to the entrance…and are treated with a wall when you enter the palace corridor.

>>492308
Indy get smacked down.
You on the other hand manage to dodge.

>>492310
You get smacked down by the hot wave of energy.

Soil 9/6
>Indy 0/4 HELPLESS
Snacks 4/4

492326

>>492325
How tall is it? Can I fly over?

492327

>>492320
Smile.
"I'm just a jenny, remember? I do what I can."

>>492322
"Let's hope things don't go south."

>>492325
"Huh, strange."
Tap the wall, how solid is it?

492328

>>492325
Indy, up!
'1d10'
Growl in anger and slam the fiery pony!
'1d10+2'

Roll #1 3 = 3 / Roll #2 10 + 2 = 12

492336

>>492325
Ouch ouch ouch!
Damn fiery thing attack it
Marksman shot at the flame elemental
'1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

492337

>>492326
No, there's a ceiling.

>>492327
Your hoof passes through it.

>>492328
Indy is a little dazed for now.
You slam it so hard he breaks apart for a second, as he tries to reform drawing from the energies of the red orb, you keep running and break the orb completely while you're at it.
The energies within coalescence and spread out.

The Fire Elemental suddenly seems a lot less powerful.

>>492336
And Snacks fires another enchanted shot at it.
It won't last much longer.

492339

>>492337
Yes keep at it!
reload another bolt and fire at it again.
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

492340

>>492337
Pass through it entirely then.

492341

>>492337
Welp, back to the floor.
"No flying over it. I guess we go through?"

492346

>>492337
Grunt and run upwards the wall on the opposite end of the cave, using my momentum to climb it slightly and use it to fling myself into jump, bringing the shield down on the weakened elemental!
'1d10'

Roll #1 10 = 10

492350

>>492340
You slowly go through it and find yourself in a dark room.
You can't see a hoof in front of your eyes.

>>492339
You get hit by another fireball.

>>492346
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j82GKTgVDkw&t=145s
I don't even have to describe since you already did. You bring the shield down upon the Fire Elemental. This daring maneuver proves too much for the Elemental and it starts to disintegrate.
"This changes little….others will come"

492353

>>492350
I'll follow Mabel through the firewall.

492355

>>492353
It's not made of fire.
You're not sure what it's made of.
You're in the dark room as well.
Can't see shit.
Not even Mabel

492356

>>492355
Even though we're made of fire? Come on, light up the night. '1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

492357

>>492355
"H-Hello?"

492358

Stand up and grunt, then move to Indy and help him too.
"And we are gonna bring them down too."
Fire elemental.
Essence.
Fire elemental essence.
Where?

492359

>>492356
>>492357

Still can't see anything.
Weird…

492360

>>492358
There is glowing mass left within the corpse of the Elemental.
The shard of the orb glow and form a portal in the air.

492361

>>492358
>>492350
I look around too. Where is the fire elemental essence?

492363

>>492350
I don't need to see anything to walk straight. Go on.

492364

>>492360
Oh my, portals!
Loot that essence and put it away in a vial.
Then, peek inside the portal!

492365

>>492359
Eh. I've got ears. Move forward while keeping my ears open. '1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

492368

>>492359
Just… try to follow the footsteps!

Roll #1 6 = 6

492372

>>492364
It tries to suck you in!

>>492368
>>492365
>>492363
Calmly walking forward you suddenly find yourself in a large hall filled with many different creatures, elementals and others, even ponies. Waiting in line to talk to the Great Lord Pyrrus at the end of the line.
They're grumbling about how long it takes and how Pyrrus takes his bloody time to choose who to see next.

492374

492376

>>492372
I'm a stronk pony, stand my ground!
We doing the second cm thing?
'1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

492379

>>492372
"I suppose cutting in line would be rather rude, wouldn't it?"

492380

>>492372
>>492376
Uhhmmmm I dont think thats safe.

I then sit near the portal.
"They are inside there right? Amber, Warren and Mabel?"

492384

>>492372
>>492379
"It would. Then again, we have a purpose, and I'm not going to sit around idly while that volcano brews and threatens Stoneshard."
Walk past those guys in line.

492386

>>492384
Welp. Follow after.

492387

>>492384
Rolling for reaction of those in line '1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

492389

>>492384
"That's kinda rude, Mabel! … But I guess it is urgent."

492397

>>492376
You stand your ground. Indy gets up again and sits down.

>>492384
>>492386
>>492387
>>492389
There's a lot of grumbling but no one seems to stop you.
When you're near the throne, 2 giant Ifrits stop you.
"Halt mortals! Turn around and take your place in the line.

492399

>>492397
So, what's inside?

492401

>>492397
"Our place is in front of Lord Pyrrus."

492402

>>492397
"I'm afraid we are in a bit of a hurry."

492406

>>492399
Not really good to see from here.
It's all white and psychedlic like.
A mage would probably say that it is a portal to another plane.
But you're not a mage so you can say it's a hole with all sorts of pwetty colors.

>>492401
>>492402
They both grasp a giant whip each.
"You dare defy Pyrrus Chosen. Here, in the heart of his power?"

492410

>>492406
"We've no choice but to, I'm afraid."
I'll glare up at the two of them.

492411

>>492406
Sit here for a minute or two, in the shade of another world.
"That's cozy."

492412

>>492406
Step closer, so I'm in front of Warren and Amber.
"If that's what it takes to get his audience, yes."

492414

>>492406
You know what?
Stick my head inside!
'1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

492417

>>492410
>>492412
Their whips crack and swing towards you.
ROLL TO DODGE

>>492414
And there you go.
It's like a waterslide but without water or a slide.
If you even know what a waterslide was.
You end up on a plane full of ash and lava.
Five seconds later Indy arrives, who didn't want to leave you alone.

492420

>>492417
But I just planned to stick my head in it!
Well, look around.
What's here?
'1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

492421

>>492417
I can dodge easy. '1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

492423

>>492417
Dodge! '1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

492424

>>492417
"What?!"
"Poor soil!" I look at him throguh the portal.

492427

>>492417
I'm not dodging it.
I'm taking it.
Take the whipcracks with pride.
'1d10+2'

Roll #1 10 + 2 = 12

492431

>>492421
>>492423
You both get seared by the horrible horribly painful whips.

>>492427
You don't even move a single muscle. as the horrible whip slashes you.
The Ifrit stop.
Jenny of the Mortal Realm, I will see you now. says a voice behind them.

>>492424
He's disappearing fast.
Follow him?

>>492420
Putting your head into something that wants to suck you in is not a good idea.
You can always go back through the portal is right next to you.
There's a speck of fire moving over the plain towards you.

492432

>>492431
"Owie!"
Rub a hoof on the spot where they struck.

492433

>>492431
Shake my back.
"Much appreciated."
Well, let's go and see him.

492435

>>492431
Ow. Can't stop here, though. I've got a cube to get rid of.
Move forward again, though not past the guards. He only called for Mabel, who took the hit.

492436

>>492431
More of those things?
"Hey! You aren't getting no more fire through to my world!"
'1d10+3'
Intimidate the fire!

Roll #1 9 + 3 = 12

492451

>>492432
It hurts like a motherfucker.

>>492435
I guess you'll wait here before the guards for a second.
Though the 12 is not the reason they let her through, it only made it look even better.

>>492436
You near the Burning Throne.
On it sits Pyrrus, one of the Elemental Lords of Fire. He looks like a magnificent white flaming alicorn. His flaming crown shines like the sun and his piercing gaze is upon you.
You realize that the only reason you aren't burning away right now before his presence is because he holds back his true might for your benefit.

>>492436
I'm not going back there. I just wanted to show you how futile your efforts are.
Well fuck it's the same Elemental.

492456

>>492451
Like a motherf- that's a bad word! A really, really bad word!

492457

>>492451
Grumble.
"Stuff usually dies when you kill it.
Freak."

492458

>>492456
Shut up. I only talk to Hokkaido and other Omniseers. You're supposed to just feel what I describe to you.

492459

>>492451
Bow before him then.
"My utmost respect to you, Lord Pyrrus. It honors me that you allow my presence near you. In your wisdom you no doubt know why I am here."

492462

>>492451
I'll have to, since I can't exactly push past them. Might as well chat them up for a moment.
"It seems I'll just have to wait my turn, then."

492466

>>492457
"Death and Life do not apply to us. We merely return here. To fight another day"

>>492459
"You wish me to change the natural order of things. To change something that benefits the whole world, for something that would benefit a few.
Why, Mabel? Why would you care so much about them?
"

>>492462
"Just like the others…"

492468

>>492466
"Unlike the others, I've something that needs doing and I can't wait an eternity to do it."

492469

>>492466
Frown.
"I bet you don't even eat, you freak.
Where are my friends now?"

492478

>>492466
"Balance for the good of many can be preserved otherwise. I know that no matter where it happens, there will be death. But the fish of the sea do not feel pain or fear like we do. The trees of an island will not weep for what they would lose like we do.
I care because I want to preserve lives as you want to preserve balance of the world.
Because for every individual, there is their own world, their lives. I want to preserve those lives as they are. I hope you understand."

492489

>>492468
The Ifriti step aside as the Firelord calls your name.

>>492469
"I eat, in a way. Fire consumes everything. Your friends are far from here. In the palace of Lord Pyrrus."

>>492478
"I understand your plight. However, the natural order of things must be obeyed. You have proven yourself worthy to appear before my Throne. Something not many mortals can boast, so I am willing to be lenient. However I will not abide TWO changes to the natural order in one day.
You and your friends must chose what you feel might be more urgent to do. Your request, or the request of the one called Warren.
"

492493

>>492489
I'll approach.

492495

>>492493
And, of course, bow to the Elemental Lord. Politeness and all that.

492497

>>492489
Groan.
"Take me there!"

492499

>>492489
I scrunch and just wait patiently.

492501

>>492489
I look at Warren.
"I'm sorry."

Back to the Lord.
"We can fight the evil of the artifact without your help. We cannot make a vulcano not-erupt without it."

492509

>>492489
>>492501
The Lord turns to Warren
"What have you to say? Do you agree? You and the crystal pony have more direct experience with the device you carry."

>>492499
You are free to participate in the discussion.

>>492497
"Sure. I'd love to see you try to get in."

He leads you to the gates of the Palace.
There's white hot fire all around the entrance

492511

>>492509
I… no, I don't want to anger them or something, that whip really hurt my butt!

492512

>>492509
Groan.
I'm armored.
And a Shaman, Iris said that!
"Let's go Indy!"
Rush through the entrance!
'1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

492513

>>492512
The fire doesn't hurt you in the least.
You reach a wall in the first corridor of the palace.

>>492511
Your choice.
You're not crying are you?

492514

>>492513
What? No way! I'm an adult, they don't cry!

492516

>>492513
A wall and nothing else?
SLAM THE WALL!
'1d10+2'

Roll #1 5 + 2 = 7

492526

>>492509
"Is there no way that both our objectives can be completed? I've noticed that tossing the cube into lava causes it to cool, which could very well help relieve the pressure your volcano was set to release. And if it's destroyed, or at least buried so far beneath the earth that none can find it, I consider that a success."

492533

>>492516
You smash right against it and bounce right back
There's not even a scratch in it.

>>492526
"Cooling lava would not achieve any of my objectives. At best it would delay the need for a volcano for a little while…ten mortal years, maybe twenty. And being merely buried deep beneath the earth would not stop this device as you would find out yourself."

492535

>>492533
Frown hard at the wall.
Stare the wall away!
'1d10+3'

Roll #1 10 + 3 = 13

492537

>>492535
You stare at it so hard, you could walk through it right now.

492540

>>492537
I BET I CAN!
Stroll casually.
Ignore that wall. It doesn't even deserve my attention!

492542

>>492533
I'll nod slightly.
"But is there no way to channel it elsewhere? A desert, or lifeless place? And though ten years might not seem like much, it would give more time than none to the surrounding settlements."
I'll look to Mabel for a moment.
"Is there no other way to destroy this item than in one of your great forges?"

492545

>>492540
You walk through it very slow and enter a very dark corridor.
You don't see a hoof in front of your eyes.

>>492542
The Firelord is silent.

492547

>>492545
"Indy.
Fire!"
'1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

492548

>>492545
>>492542
"Warren, I'm sure there is another way… there must be. The lives of those nearby the soon-to-erupt volcano are more important."

492556

>>492547
Indy unleashes a good bolt of fire.
Strange, you didn't know darkness moved, or flapped like that.
Oh wait, so it wasn't just dark…
A thousand flying Infernal Sparks descend upon you.
You better start running bro.

492558

>>492548
>>492545
"You did hear what he said, Mabel. It won't stop it forever. Eventually it will erupt, and if it's built up even more, it might turn out bigger than it would if it happened now, or in ten years from now."
I'll think for a moment.
"If it's possible to delay it for even a year, then the surrounding settlements would have more than enough time to evacuate, rebuild, and prepare."
I'll pause.
"But… then this cursed thing would still be with us, where it can do harm. Every day it exists is another that can end badly."
I'll frown.
"It's already begun to talk to me, and I do not wish it to find someone more easily swayed."

492559

>>492556
Welp.
Run down the one path they are not on!
'1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

492563

>>492558
"The eruption needs to go somewhere else.
If it concerns you that much, I will carry that box until we find another way to get rid of it."

492564

>>492559
You run like you're being chased by thousands of in Infernal Sparks.
Oh wait you are.
Anyway long story short you end up in a room and close the door behind you.
Before you is a long line of Elementals and a diverse range of creatures.
They're mumbling about why a jenny of all creatures got to cut in front of the line.

492567

>>492563
"The book said that either throwing it into the heart of a volcano or bringing it here was the best way to go about it."
I'll shake my head.
"And if I had any input on where that eruption could go, then we'd be out one giant undead dragon problem."

492568

>>492564
"Oh, I know that jenny!"
Must be Mabel, run ahead!

492572

>>492568
You find them near the throne of a giant flaming alicorn.
They're talking about something about a cube and a volcano

492573

>>492572
>>492567
>>492563
"What are you dorks even doing now?
I've dealt with the elementals, you know."

492574

>>492573
"What do you mean 'dealt with'?"

492578

>>492573
I facehoof.
"Please excuse him, Lord Pyrrus."

492579

>>492573
"Soil! You're here too!"

492580

>>492574
"Some slamming.
They had hurt Indy!"

492581

>>492573
"Quite remarkable the way you did. Of course, I'll just send another group to finish the job. A bigger one."

The Ifriti grin.

492585

>>492579
Nod with a happy smile.
>>492581
Let out a hearty laughter.
"I did it all alone with Snacks.
If Amber and Warren and Mabel are here, we can take on this whole place!"

492586

>>492580
>>492585
I'll sigh, and rub my forehead for a moment.

492587

>>492585
The Ifriti's whips crack.
Roll to dodge.

492588

>>492585
>>492581
"We are here to ask for help, Soil. And please show some respect."
Give him a stern look.

492589

>>492587
Dodge?
Please.
I got a shield as big as me!
Slam his shit!
'1d10+2'

Roll #1 1 + 2 = 3

492594

>>492589
The whips shatter your shield and both hit you.
Roll a 2d10

492599

>>492594
'2d10'
Maybe this stings a little…

Roll #1 10, 8 = 18

492602

>>492599
You remarkably hold up to the hits.
You only have 2 giant scorch marks on both sides.
The Ifriti look at you. Whips at the ready.

492605

>>492602
>>492599
"Knock it off, Soil, and they will not hurt you."
Back to the Lord.

"What is your judgement then?"

492607

>>492602
>>492605
Grunt.
"Hey, they attacked first!"
Give the Ifriti a mean look but stand back.
'1d10+3'
Is the shield okay?

Roll #1 1 + 3 = 4

492612

>>492605
"I have given the choice to you and your friends. Choose and I shall make it so.
But chose and choose clearly. Indecisiveness is a sign of weakness.
"

>>492607
You don't look that intimidating with part of your coat scorched like that.
And while the Ifriti are stoic as ever, some of the others waiting in line are openly laughing.

492614

>>492612
Turn to them.
"I'm gonna be fine tomorrow, but you will stay ugly forever."

492615

>>492612
"Move the volcano.
We will deal with the corrupted artifact another way."

492618

>>492615
I look at her worriedly.

492622

>>492615
"If it can be moved to wherever that undead dragon with delusions of divinity roosts, then I would hope it moves there. If not, then anywhere without life would be appreciated."

492625

>>492614
The griffon laughing stops and glares at you.

>>492615
"And so it shall be then. There might be another way to destroy the artifact. There is one other place in the world as hot as the Forges within the Elemental Plane. You must cross into Tartarus and find the Hellforges. "

He pauses and looks at Mabel.
"You have impressed me today, young Mabel. Should you wish to speak to me again. Light a fire and chant my name. I will answer."

All of you are suddenly blinded by light. As you open your eyes again you're at the Burning Grove. No longer burning however, the fissure is gone, the fires are out and it is raining. A blessing for the dry land around here.

492627

>>492625
Yeah, gla-
Oh. White light. Crap.

"I hate that guy already."

492629

>>492625
I make a little jump of joy.
"We did it! Yay!"

492630

>>492625
Shake myself.
"Well, that went better than I hoped it would."

492632

>>492629
>>492630
"What was that?"

492634

>>492625
I'll blink the afterimages of flames from my eyes.
"Well."
>>492632
"He sent us back. The rain's new, though. Did the pegasuses move it here while we were there?"

492638

It seems the others have set up camp near the road to take shelter from the rain.
All off-time faff can happen there.

PAUSE

492641

>>492634
"No, what was that fire-pony-thing and the big thing with a whip!"

492643

>>492641
"That was the elemental lord of fire and two of his guards."

492644

>>492634
I'll turn serious for a moment.
"You said it started talking to you?"

492646

>>492643
>>492644
Look silently between the two.

492647

>>492644
"Yes, once I had resolved to throw it into the forge. It told me that was a mistake."
I'll shake my head.
"It talking just confirmed it was a good idea."

492649

>>492647
"Hoof it over then."

492651

>>492649
I'll do so.

492652

>>492651
Take a look at it, then put it away.
"It's the least I can do after this. I'm sorry."

492653

>>492652
"It's fine. The volcano needed to go."

492654

>>492651
>>492652
"Hey!
You! Both of you!
What the hay is going on around here now?"
Frown at them.

492657

>>492654
"The box I just gave Mabel is incredibly dangerous. If it ever talks to you, do not listen to it."
I'll fluff my wings a moment.
"Other than that, it's raining and we should get under cover."

492659

>>492653
I frown.
"Still, this thing… I won't let it get to you guys, don't worry."

>>492654
Turn to them, and speak with a stern tone.
"Thanks for reminding me, Soil… Shame on you!"

492662

>>492657
"… I heard it talk to me too!"

492667

>>492657
"Boxes don't talk!"
Look up.
"I like the rain."
>>492659
"Hey, I saved this place!
The fire-pony was going to blow it all up while you weren't here!"

492671

>>492667
"Soil, we were talking to the Elemental Lord of fire. We convinced him to move this whole thing. And you could have angered him with how disrespectful you were!"

492672

>>492671
"Nopony told me he was some kind of big shot!
And it wasn't you down there in the cave with the red orb!
Just me and Snacks!"

492675

>>492672
I sigh.
"Soil just… nevermind."

492678

>>492675
Frown hard at her.
"Whatever."
Scrunch and sit giving her my back.

492683

>>492678
Sigh, shake my head, and get out of the rain.

493477

>>491684
Bedrock thinks for a second.
"I guess you're right.
Long time no talk then."

493479

>>493477
No time for plesanteries!
"I need protection!"

493480

>>493479
He cocks an eyebrow.
"What kind of protection?
If sharks you're in luck, the Daily Deal today is anti-shark cream. Guaranteed to repel sharks or money back."

493481

>>493480
Shake my head.
"Uh-uh."
Start thinking.
"Con… Pren… Safer… Atives?"

493482

>>493481
"Preservatives? I've got lots of those!"

493483

>>487776
"Is the Lord still occupied? I have this package I was tasked to deliver by an Equestrian."

493484

>>493482
Grin in victory.
"Great!"
But keep my distance.

493488

>>493483
Let's pretend you didn't say that because the Griffon you're talking to, is the Lord in question.
Goldbeak.


>>493484
He rumbles through his bags.
"You're lucky you came to me. Most ponies just try to burn their meat to protect it. Sheer madness I say. All you need is a few good preservatives and you're good to go.
I've got a few natural ones, or we can immediately go magical. What do you think?"

493489

>>493488
"I don't want no freaky magic."

493490

>>493488
"Sir, thank you for your time, and my apologies for asking such a question. It must be saddening to see it go missing."

"But, I digress. I am here to deliver a package from an Equestrian named Bedrock. He mentioned it being inmportant enough that only you should open it."

493492

>>493490
He looks confused for a second and takes the package. His confusion quickly turns into a smile though.
"HA. My, my, finally it has arrived. This is a grand day. Come, mister, have a mead on me."

>>493489
"I never liked that on my meat either."
He gets out a bottle and hoofs it to you.
"There that should do it."

493495

>>493492
Look at it confused.
"So… How does it work?"

493496

>>493492
"Thank you, Lord. I would be honored to do so."

493497

>>493495
"Simple. You rub it over the meat or whatever you want to protect. And it will stay safe for about 6 months. A very good natural preservative. The magical ones can last years though. Should I give a demonstration?"

>>493496
He goes over to the cupboard and gets out 2 glasses filling them with Ye 12 Year Olde Griffon Meade.
He gives you one.
"To future successes!"

Have to eat.

493499

>>493497
Wince.
"I don't want to see you rub your meat!"

493500

>>493499
"Oh I'd love to show my craft to you.
I use this kind of stuff mostly on dead animals.
To make sure they stay fresh until the skinning and crafting begins."

493502

>>493500
Look in disgust.
"Are you sure this is the stuff?
Warren told me I must use it…"

493503

>>493502
"It's the best preservative I got.
Protects meat and other perishable good."

493504

>>493503
Look at him in disdein.
"My meat is not perishable!"

493509

>>493504
"I didn't even know you ate meat! What are you going to use this for? Is the meat for the Dog?"

493510

>>493509
"What dog now?
I hate animals!"

493512

>>493510
"What's his name again? Snacks, that's it. Is it meat for Snacks?"

493513

>>493512
"Oh, but Snacks' a pal, not a dog!"
Chuckle.
"I'm not giving Snacks my meat! That's for Iris!"

493515

>>493513
"….I don't think Iris likes eating meat, Soil.
She's a vegetarian. Like all ponies, even you."

493519

>>493515
"My meat is not for eating!"

493521

>>493519
Bedrock rubs his head.
"So…what are you going to do with it then?"

493524

>>493521
"I'm not sure! Mabel came to me and told I should use it for Iris!
And then Warren said I needed protection for it too!"

493526

>>493524
"You should use your meat for…."
He pauses.
"Oh. I see. Did you mean contraceptives?"

493527

>>493526
"Oh yeah! That stuff!"

493528

>>493527
"Riiiiiiiight….this suddenly makes a lot more sense.
Uh…that bottle is a preservative, it is to store meat, not…protect it. Regular meat that is.
So you should just ignore everything I said earlier."

493529

>>493528
"It's like I don't even remember it anymore!"

493531

>>493529
"Good man.
Now…protection, did you have anything specific in mind? I've got a few magical talismans that are said to ensure no foals as long as you wear it."

493532

>>493531
Groan.
"I dunno Bedrock, I'm worried…
Do I have to do this?"

493534

>>493532
"I've got the natural things as well.
Condoms, or things for her.
Not that many though, I'm a antique connoisseur, not an apothecary.
If you want that stuff I suggest you stock up in Ponyville."

493535

>>493534
"No I don't mean that.
I just…"
Groan.
"Whatever.
Give me one. No freaky magic."

493537

>>493535
He hoofs you, ye olde horse condom.
He looks at you.
"…I've got a picture book too that explains how it works. Looks like you might need it."

493538

>>493537
Look not entirely convinced down at the condom.
"Yes. Maybe."

493539

>>493538
He hoofs you another small book.
"You know it's weird, most of the time when I give somepony one of these they seem more….enthusiastic. Like…ready to go, you know what I mean?"

493540

>>493539
"Like they are about to fght a huge monster?"
Start flipping the book.

493541

>>493540
"Yeah…I suppose something like that.
You don't really seem like that right now…"

493543

>>493541
"I don't even know what this stuff is…"

493545

>>493543
He rubs his head.
"I'm sure the pictures are pretty clear, right?"

493546

>>493545
Uh…
'1d10'?

Roll #1 6 = 6

493548

>>493546
"Yeah, enough I guess.
Not sure I want to do that, though…"

493550

>>493548
He scratches his head.
"You'll have to though.
You can't be a stallion if you don't."

493551

>>493550
Look at the book some more.
"Uh. So what, I'm not a stallion now?"

493553

>>493551
"Well maybe physically, but it's a rite of passage of sorts, you know. Every stallion gotta do it."

493555

>>493553
"Bah.
Fine."
Grumble a bit and leave, book and condoms in tow.

493556

PAUSE

494288

On our way on the continued journey, when we stop to rest again, it's probably going to be me to make a campfire first.
Anyone is invited to join and sit around it.

494290

>>494288
Plop down onto the ground next to her.

494291

>>494288
I will probably drop the shield's halves somewhere there and sit silently.

494292

>>494290
>>494291
Smile at them, looking at the fire.
"You have to admit, you can really lose track of time just by staring at a fire, can't you?"

494293

>>494292
"Huh?"

494294

>>494293
"Just look at the fire. Don't say anything, just gaze at it and be lost in your thoughts. It's very relaxing."

494295

>>494294
Grunt a bit.
"Screw fire.
It's tried to kill me enough times today."

494296

>>494294
I'll wander around and sit across from you.
"Be that as it may, we almost got lost in that fire earlier."
>>494295
"I'm sorry about your shield, Soil. Think it can be fixed?"

494297

>>494294
"Uh…"
Stare at the fire for a moment.
"I don,'t know, I like praying a lot more!"

494298

>>494296
"Yeah. Remember the time we got the manticores?
They broke the shield too.
Made one better. Will do the same."

494299

>>494297
"Shh. Don't talk. Just do it."

>>494296
"I don't know… I felt that I knew it in my heart where to go even in there."

494300

>>494296
"Warren!"

>>494299
"Oh!"
I nod and scrunch up, staring at the fire as hard as I can.

494301

>>494298
"Good to hear."
I'll be quiet for a short while.
"So did you and Snacks wipe out all of the surface fire elementals by yourselves? That can't have been easy."
>>494299
"Not everyone is so at home there. And we've still got that cube problem."

494302

>>494300
I'll wave slightly.

494303

>>494300
Smile at her as she does so.

>>494301
I glance at my bag, then chuckle.
"I've had worse."

494305

>>494301
Stare at the fire with an hard look.
"Yeah, they were pushovers.
Like, we got them all down in a few minutes.
But one hurt Indy!"
Growl.

494306

>>494305
"No need to get upset over it now, is there, Soil?
It's in the past, and they are gone. They probably won't pester or hurt you or Indy again."

494307

>>494305
"Is he alright? I know dragons are tough, but he's still only a baby one."

494309

>>494303
Concentrate…
Concentrate…
Concentrate…

>>494305
I gasp and look at him.
"Oh no! Is he okay?"

494310

>>494307
"I could take a look at him if he is hurt.
Fixed you up too, didn't I?"

>>494309
Turn to her.
"Well? Got anything?"

494311

>>494306
"Yeah well, that's because I slapped that sad little bracier around!"
>>494307
>>494309
Nod.
"Yeah.
He's though, just like me!"

494312

>>494310
"True."
>>494311
"That's good to hear."
I'll think a moment.
"So is it because Indy got hurt that you somehow managed to follow us all the way to the fire plane? That's some dedication."

494313

>>494311
I chuckle.
"You really just like the earth then as your name says, Soil. Unmovable, tough, and unwavering."

494314

>>494310
"Huh? Oh right, uh… I kind of forgot when I heard Indy got hurt!"

>>494311
"Those jerks. He's just a baby, why would they hurt him?"

494316

>>494314
"You should try to meditate more then."

494317

>>494312
"Hey, I had killed that fire-pony thing, but you weren't back!
And he left behind a… Portal or something!"
>>494313
Raise a brow.
"Uh… Thanks?"
>>494314
"They didn't like his ice."

494318

>>494317
"That explains it. Thanks for coming in after us."
I'll stare at the fire a moment.
"How are your sides? Those fire whips hurt."

494320

>>494318
Shrug.
"They were just jerks for screwing with my shield.
This goes away with some sleep."

494321

>>494318
"They did? I thought it was a test just like the wall."

494323

>>494320
"Well, as long as you're fine, then."
>>494321
"They probably were. You were just the only one that passed that time."

494324

>>494316
I look at her defiantly.
"Hey, I meditate a whole bunch!"

>>494317
"That's racist!"

494325

>>494324
"What's with this racist thing?
Everypony shouts it, I don't even know what it means!"
>>494323
Groan and lie on the ground, looking in spite at the cracking fire.

494326

>>494323
"Maybe. I know that Lord Pyrrus respects willpower. That's why I couldn't just give up because I was threatened by whips."

>>494324
"That's very good if you do. Everypony should do it."
Look at the others.
"This includes you guys."

494328

>>494326
Just scowl at the remark.
"Bah."

494329

>>494325
"Racism is when someone judges another pony, or creature, simply because they're that species. It would be like if I disliked all zebras simply because they were zebras, or earth ponies because they can't fly. It's something stupid that is unfortunately far too common."

494330

>>494325
"It's a form of discrimination!"

>>494326
I puff up my chest proudly.
"I bet I meditate more than you do, Mabel!"

494331

>>494328
"You think it's silly?"

>>494329
"The best response to a 'dirty donkey' remark is to smile back and thank it. They never expect that. Makes them think. And that's already an achievement if they said such a thing in the first place."

494332

>>494330
"You do?"
I smirk.
"Because I meditate a lot, you know."

494333

>>494329
>>494330
"So is like what the zebra and the mare with him do when they insult Snacks?"
>>494331
"I just sleep."

494334

>>494333
"Pretty much. They judge by race instead of on an individual basis. Though Shortcake is getting better about it, I think."

494335

>>494334
"Whatever. Ponies like that are stupid."

494336

>>494332
"Yeah! I bet I meditate like… twice as much as you do!"

>>494333
"Or… like those ponies in that one inn who didn't like crystal ponies."
I scrunch

494337

>>494335
I'll nod.
"But then again, you can't just write them off entirely, either. Because they're everywhere."

494338

>>494336
"Can you do it while walking?"
Keep smugly smirking.

>>494333
>>494334
"Okay, then, listen up, all of you. I want to tell you a story about the importance of meditation."

494339

>>494336
"Screw that inn. Everypony there was a dick."

494340

494342

>>494336
>>494339
"I must have missed that one."
>>494338
I'll turn an ear.

494343

>>494340
I shrug.
"Oh well, if you don't want to hear about that big, nasty fight I was going to tell you about…"

494344

>>494343
Open a sinlge eye curiously.

494345

>>494338
"Uh… y-yeah! Totally!"

494347

>>494345
"Sure.
Now listen."

>>494344
>>494342
Take a deep breath, then sigh.
"I must be honest. There is a fight going on inside of me."
Put a hoof on my chest.
"It is a terrible battle, and it is between two wolves."

494348

>>494347
Stand up and put a hear up to her chest.
Do I hear wolves?
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

494349

>>494348
"I can't hear a thing! Open your mouth, let me see!"

494350

>>494347
"Uh… you mean metaphorically?"

494351

>>494350
>>494348
>>494349
I chuckle.
"Amber is right, Soil. They are not actual wolves. They are spirit wolves, a black and a white one. Do you know what they represent?"

494352

>>494351
"Wait, are spirit wolves like, stronger than normal wolves?"

494353

>>494352
"In a manner of speaking. You can actually hurt normal wolves. Spirit wolves just go away for a while."

494354

>>494353
"No way! I want to try! Let them out!"
Pick up one of the shield halves.

494355

>>494352
"No. They represent traits in everyone.
You have these wolves two, and they are having the same fight. As well as you."
Point at Amber.
"And you."
Point at Warren.
"The same battle is going on inside every person."

494356

>>494355
"Why wolves though? We're ponies! Uh… you're a donkey!"

494357

>>494355
I'll shrug.

494358

>>494355
Sit down a bit confused and stare at my chest.
Stare at it real mean.
"Hey you two! Come out now!"
'1d10+3'

Roll #1 10 + 3 = 13

494360

>>494358
You see 2 giant spirit wolves jump out of your chest. A black and a white one.
They howl and start fighting once again with each other.
Only Soil sees this, no one else.

494361

>>494360
"Hey! Stop that!"
Step right in the middle!
Slam them apart!
'1d10+2'

Roll #1 2 + 2 = 4

494362

>>494358
I chuckle.
"That's not how you make them stop.
But I can tell you how."

>>494356
"Because of what they represent.
One is evil, one is good.
The evil one is black, always baring it's cruel yellow fangs. It represents anger, envy sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego."

Take a pause.
"The good wolf, the white one. It is joy, peace, hope, serenity, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, faith, truth, compassion, and love."

>>494361
Raise a brow at that.

494363

>>494361
"Soil, what are you up to?"

494364

>>494362
"But why wolves? Why not a black pony and a white pony?"

494365

>>494363
"Can't you see them?!"

494366

>>494361
You can't break them up.
Some might think this is because the battle within yourself isn't resolved yet.
And no amount of rolling is going to change that.

494367

>>494365
"See what?"

494368

>>494365
"See what exactly?"

>>494364
"Because of how viscious their battle is."

494369

>>494366
What battle, I'm calm as all hell!
Yeah!
"Stop you two!"
Jump on them again!
And sit in the middle!
>>494367
>>494368
"The wolves!"

494370

>>494365
"Huh? See what?"

>>494368
"Ponies can be vicious too!"
Bare my teeth and growl to demonstrate how vicious I can be to her. [1d10]

Roll #1 7 = 7

494372

>>494370
I chuckle.
"But you are more compassionate than a wolf, aren't you?"

>>494369
"Soil, there is only one way to decide the outcome of that battle."

494373

>>494369
"Soil, there aren't any wolves there. It's just you."

494374

>>494369
It's a metaphorical battle.
Don't pretend like you're enlightened or something.
You're still confused as fuck about what to do with Iris for example.

494375

>>494372
"Whattyoutalking about?"
>>494373
"There are!
Right here!"
>>494374
Start pacing around them.
Like hell I will admit I am confused!
Scrounch hard at them!

494376

>>494375
They're too busy fighting each other.
And fade away again in the fire.

494377

>>494372
"Well yes, but you said the white one represents compassion!"

494378

>>494376
Keep walking circles.
"Damnit! They are gone!"

494379

>>494375
"In every person, one of them will win. And that depends on only one thing…"
Point at his chest.
"Which one do you feed."

>>494377
"It does. But it's not ponies. It's wolves. It's just how it is."

494380

>>494375
>>494378
I'll just shake my head.
"If they were there at all, Soil, we couldn't see them."

494381

>>494379
"I don't feed no one of them!"
>>494380
"You must be blind!"

494382

>>494381
"You do.
When you feel the emotions they represent."

494383

>>494382
"But they are wolves! Not emotions!"

494385

>>494381
I'll just shrug.

494386

>>494383
"They are wolves who feed on your emotions… you really saw them?"

494388

>>494386
"Well duh! They were fighting here, right in front of me!"

494389

>>494388
Smile. These people surprise me every day.
"So you know they exist. Now why would I lie about them?"

494390

>>494389
"It just doesn't make sense!"

494391

>>494390
"And that is why you should meditate on it."
Turn to Warren and Amber.
"How about you two?"

494392

>>494391
Frown and sit down, crossing my hooves.
"Bah.
Meditating is for ponies with too much spare time."

494394

>>494392
"I'm not a pony, but are you saying I have too much spare time?"

494395

>>494391
Ehh. I guess I'll meditate for a moment. '1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

494396

>>494394
Shrug.
"Maybe?"

494398

>>494396
"I have just about the same free time as you, Soil.
That means you have more than enough free time to give it a try."

494399

>>494395
"Relaxing as this is, I don't really get much out of it, Mabel. I've never much been one for spiritual pursuits."

494401

>>494398
Grunt.
Give it a try.
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

494402

>>494399
"As long as I made you think, it was worth it.
And hey, I'm no boring spiritualist either, am I?"
Chuckle.

494403

>>494401
>>494402
"It's not working!"

494405

>>494403
"Try something different then. Before you go to sleep tonight, think about what kind of pony you want to become. Do you want to be controlled by the good or the evil wolf?"

494407

>>494405
"Wait a minute, you didn't say there was a good and an evil one!"

494409

>>494402
"True enough. A little thought never hurt anyone…"
>>494403
"So, Soil, how did that talk with Bedrock go?"

494411

>>494407
"I did.
Didn't you pay attention?"

>>494409
"Especially if it helped."

494412

>>494409
Grow gloom all of a sudden.
"Fine."

494414

>>494412
"Doesn't look like it went fine. I take it he didn't say to not worry about it, did he?"

494415

>>494412
>>494414
I raise a brow but don't say anything.

494416

>>494411
"Kinda distracted by the wolves…"
>>494414
>>494415
"H-hey! Nothing wrong happened!"

494418

>>494416
"The white is good, and represents positive emotions. The black is evil, and it represents negative things like anger, envy, spite, and such things."

494419

>>494416
I'll raise an eyebrow.
"Alright then. But you really shouldn't worry about it too much, Soil. Just do what comes naturally when the time is right."

494420

>>494419
"Easy for you to say that…"
Look away.

494421

>>494418
"So…
I just do good, and the good one will grow! That's easy! We just need to kill more monsters!"

494422

>>494420
I'll pat his shoulder.
"no it isn't."

494423

>>494422
That was more supposed to be grumbling to myself, I hit enter early.

494424

>>494421
"It's also about how you behave with other people.
Hurting someone's feeling always feeds the evil one."
Take a deep breath.
"And I already had the misfortune of meeting a pony who was controlled by it."

494425

>>494424
Look at her strange.
"What now?
This sounds stupid."

494426

>>494425
"What I meant is, I met a pony behaved like he was controlled by the black wolf.
Full of greed, envy, arrogance and ego."

494427

>>494426
"That's just an evil pony!"

494428

>>494427
"Yes… but ponies aren't born evil. It's those emotions and feelings that slowly turn them into one."

494429

>>494428
"All the same.
Evil ponies are just evil. You are making this too hard!"

494430

>>494428
"What's really troublesome is finding out which ponies aren't beyond saving."

494431

>>494429
"Life is hard, Soil, no question about that."

>>494430
"Then again, who are we to judge in the first place?"

494432

>>494431
Stand up.
"We are ponies who want to do good."
Pick up the two halves of my shield.
"That's enough to me."

494433

>>494432
>>494431
I'll nod along with Soil.
"And sometimes, that's really all it takes."

494434

>>494432
>>494433
"A pony once told me that the road to damnation is paved with good intentions."

494435

>>494434
"Sounds like a pony who talked too much and did too little."

494436

>>494435
I chuckle.
"Maybe so."
Turn back to the fire.

494437

>>494434
"Good intentions without proper forethought, anyway."

494438

>>494436
Look at the fire too.
After some moments of silence, speak again.
"They broke my shield…"

494439

>>494438
"Maybe there are trees that resist fire? Might be interesting to get a shield made out of that."

494440

>>494437
"True.
…gosh, what if I hugged someone and it turned out to be really bad later?"
Chuckle.

>>494438
"You did insult the Elemental Lord of Fire."

494441

>>494439
"Bah, I got better.
Fire essence!"
Pull out the bottle and show him.
"With this the shield can make fire!"
>>494440
"They tried to make a volcano under our hooves while you were away!"

494442

>>494441
"I wasn't away. I was in the Fire Plane, trying to convince Lord Pyrrus to move the volcano."

494443

>>494442
"And that fire pony said it was too late and started doing his thing!"

494444

>>494441
"That is pretty neat. With you and Indy blasting fire everywhere, we'll have to keep on our hooves."
>>494443
"So it lied to us?"

494445

>>494444
Task the bottle again.
"Indy can do ice now!
It balances out!"

"Guess he did!"

494446

>>494444
"Lord Pyrrus didn't."

494447

>>494446
"Well the fire pony did!"

494448

>>494445
>>494446
"Well, an Elemental Lord has little reason to lie. But his underling… I guess it really was a good thing you and Snacks stayed behind, Soil. You might have made it so we had somewhere to come back to."

494449

~TIMEWARP~

http://www.rainymood.com/
The rain gushes down as you exit the portal.
The fires die down leaving only a scorched clearing in the forest. The sulfur and ash smell disappear making place for that fresh rain smell.
The Elementals are nowhere to be seen.
From the bushes comes Iris who's been here the whole time.She shivers in the rain but seems to not notice it.
"Are you allright?"

494450

>>494449
Grunt.
"They broke my shield.
But I showed them!"
Grin.

494451

>>494449
"You could say that, yes."

494452

>>494450
>>494451
She seems relieved.
"Just the shield you're all okay? Oh tha-"
She stops.
"Celestia! Soil, what happened to your back?!?"

494453

>>494452
Start motioning with my hooves, trying to mock up the huge ifriti.
"Things. Like, fire things with whips. And an alicorn of fire or something."

494454

>>494453
>>494452
Sigh.
"He sort of started insulting Lord Pyrrus. Thankfully, he is a strong pony and didn't get too hurt."

494455

>>494454
Just frown.

494456

>>494453
>>494454
Her eyes widen and she looks at the wounds.
"Does it still hurt?"

494457

>>494456
'1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

494458

>>494456
>>494457
Well, can't really hide that.

494459

>>494457
>>494458
It still hurts when she touches it.
"We'll go back to camp, I've got some salve there.
Unless Mabel can make it even better…"
She looks at Mabel.

494460

>>494459
>>494458
"I can try, but I can't promise anything. Those whips were not something to toy with."
'1d10' Natural Remedy on Soil

Roll #1 1 = 1

494461

>>494460
The rain intensifies and as you prepare the mixture all you're left with is a watery drab

494462

>>494461
Look up and frown.
"Now's not a good time!"
Sigh, then turn to Iris.
"I can't do anything in this rain, we need to get shelter first."

494463

>>494459
>>494460
>>494461
Frown.
"Let's just go to the camp.
I can sleep this off."

494464

>>494462
>>494463
Iris nods and you start moving back towards the camp.
She looks towards Mabel.
"What happened in there? Were the Elementals like in the book?"

494465

>>494464
"What were they like in the book again?"

494466

>>494464
Start moving towards the camp with a somewhat angry stare and without a word.

494467

>>494465
She thinks.
"Fire Elementals are proud and honorable. They respect willpower but demand respect in return. I think that's how it was written, there was more but that's what I remember."

494468

>>494467
I nod.
"Then it was right. They definitely didn't like hesitations."
Wince, and glance at Soil.
"Or disrespect."

494469

>>494468
Glare back at her.
"Hey, they attacked us! And were going to do the volcano!
And I came to save you!"

494470

>>494468
>>494466
"Was there a reason why they did that? Did they attack you guys?"

494471

>>494469
"A volcano?!? Here???"

494472

>>494471
Nod.
"And the fire pony said they wouldn't, but then everypony but me and Snacks went away, and he started doing it anyway!
So we stopped him, and then came to look for them, and there was plenty fire ponies more!"

494473

>>494469
>>494470
"I didn't need saving, Soil."
Turn to Iris.
"Lord Pyrrus had to make a volcano to uphold the balance of Nature. This spot was one of the few good ones to create it. And they didn't attack me. The Efreet whipped me, but that was part of me showing my willpower to Lord Pyrrus."

494474

>>494472
"That's horrible! Why would they do that?"

>>494473
Iris grumbles.
"To uphold the balance of Nature…I don't know, why can't they do it somewhere else? And whip you? That isn't honorable at all!"

494475

What's going on in here? Heresy?

494476

>>494474
"That's what I asked of him. To move it away and do it somewhere else.
And that was the price of wanting to speak with the boss of all things fire."
I smile a bit.
"I never in my life thought I'd meet an Elemental Lord…"

494477

>>494474
"Because they are stupid. Don't care for normal ponies."
Sit down and stare angrily at the fireplace.

494478

>>494475
Walking and faffing.
Talking to Iris right now.
Anyone you'd like to talk to?

>>494476
Iris looks uncertain.
"But whipping? I don't know, that doesn't seem right."
She pauses.
"But if you like Elementals, I've got a whole book about them."

>>494477
Timesplit.
"Come, I've got some healing salve in my tent."
She beckons you to come with her to her tent.

494479

>>494478
Star maybe? Otherwise, Iris is fine too! She's totally nice!

494480

>>494478
"I might give it a read then, if you don't mind."
Glance around, then lean closer and giggle.
"Lord Pyrrus told me I could talk to him anytime I'm near a fire! Isn't that great?!"

494481

>>494478
Reluctantly leave the pieces of my shield behind and follow her, a crossed look still on my face.

494482

>>494479
Well Iris is here discussing todays events with the elementals. Star is in her tent studying the tablets.
Your tail has grown back a bit.
You have a short tail now.
"Those Ifrit meanie things didn't whip you, did they???"

>>494479
"I suppose that's good.
But are you sure? Those Elementals seem like they don't care much about us ponies."

494483

>>494481
You enter her tent and she asks you to lay down while she gets a small pot of salve.

494484

>>494482
"They don't, not until they notice you. Nature works in mysterious ways. In front of Mother Nature, everyone is equal. The Elemental Lords? They might have certain opinions."

494485

>>494482
Oh right! I almost forgot about my poor tail!
How qt is the short tail? [1d10]
"The who? Oh those fire guys? Yeah they did! It really stung badly too!"

Roll #1 6 = 6

494486

>>494483
Grumble and sit down, with all the armor, looking towards the outside.

494487

>>494484
"Well….just be careful with them okay?
Oh and you really have to tell me all about the Elemental Plane? What does it look like?"
She hoofs you a big book. On it is a circle divided in 4 quarters. The right one is red, the left one is blue, the upper one is yellow and the lower one is brown.
The title states "Treatise on the Elements".

>>494485
Pretty qt.
Gives you a fresh look.
"Poor deae, did they wound you?"
She looks you over. "You look okay…you sure you're not hurting somewhere?"

>>494486
"Soil, this might work better, if you take the armor off….for a little bit?"

494488

>>494487
Look at her sideways for a second.
Then shake my head and let out a sigh, starting to undo my armor.
'1d10'
"Can you help me?"

Roll #1 7 = 7

494489

>>494487
"Hey, I'm a healer pony, remember? And an adult on top of that! I can take a hit no problem!"

494490

>>494487
Run a hoof over the book, then look a her.
"It's like being in the belly of the biggest volcano you can imagine. Dark, only lit by the fires, rivers of scolding molten rock, the smell of sulfur in the air… It's pretty charming, once you get used to it."

494491

>>494488
"Of course."
She tries to help a bit. '1d10'
"You know, you did a good thing today. You and Snacks."

>>494489
She smiles a bit.
"Yes, you're becoming a great warrior, Amber! But don't get ahead of yourself just yet."

>>494490
"That sounds horrible? Why would anypony live there?"

Roll #1 10 = 10

494492

>>494491
"They are not ponies. And you should have seen it. Once your eyes get used to it, the sight is amazing."

494493

>>494491
She gets you out of that armor in no time. And those no doubt accidental brushes against your body make you feel a bit tingly.

494494

>>494491
>>494493
Tighten up a bit, it's strange.
"Yeah, but the others don't think so!
They hate me for coming there to rescue them!"

494495

>>494491
"I'm not, it's the truth! No boo boo's here!"

494496

>>494494
"I'm sure it's all a big misunderstanding.
Mabel likes those Elementals, and they seem to like her somehow. And you just did what you thought was right. I'm sure if you tell that to Mabel she'll understand."
Apply some cool salve to your back.

>>494492
"It sounds rather scary to me. I don't know. I don't like beings that think they can just do whatever they want, even if it is for Nature…"

>>494495
She smiles.
"Right, you're a strong warrior.
How about I make this big paladin some carrot pancakes tonight?"

494497

>>494496
Let's open up the book, and hit up a random page.
"They can't just do whatever they want. They did what their purpose was. Really, if anything, we interfered with Nature."

494498

>>494496
"Yes! That sounds delicious, Iris! You're the best cook ever!"

494499

>>494496
Grumble a bit but stay put.
After a few seconds, look at her.
"I can't reach."

494500

>>494497
Let's see where you come.
1. Introduction.
2. Fire
3. Air
4. Water
5. Earth
6. The Fifth Element.

'1d6'

>>494498
"Do you want to help me prepare dinner?"

>>494499
She continues applying the salve.
"What do you mean? You can't reach what?"

Roll #1 3 = 3

494501

>>494500
Grumble.
"Behind there.
Thanks."
Stare out in silence.
"You know, it will be gone tomorrow anyway."

494502

>>494500
"Uh… I don't know… what if I mess things up? Mom never let me get close to her while she was cooking after that one tiny little incident."

494503

>>494500
Let's read some then

494504

>>494500
>>494503
"If it saves pony lives, why not?"
[-Air-
Unlike the 2 Primal Elements, Air does not originate from the Original Source. Rather it has been formed by the interplay of the Primal Elements, Water and Fire. It regulates and acts as a mediator for both.
We can see this clearly when clouds fly through the sky or on a hot day when the air carries the heat of the Sun to the surface of the world.
Air is therefore regarded as the Element of Intelligence.
The intelligent Air Elementals are like other Elementals shaped like ponies and sometimes called the Breezies.
]
Continue?

>>494501
"Perhaps, you heal a lot faster than most ponies but why let it hurt till tomorrow if we can just apply some salve now?
I don't want you to be in pain."

>>494502
She grins.
"What happened? Spilled the milk?"

494505

>>494504
"I didn't say it wasn't the right thing to do."
Interesting…
Keep reading.

494506

>>494504
"N-No I…"
Look at my hooves.
"I kinda set the kitchen on fire… but only a little! Just a small fire!"

494507

>>494504
"…Fine."
Lie down and let her work.
Amidst the silence, mutter a single "Thanks." before going back to staring out of the entrance.

494508

>>494507
She works in silence.
"What's bothering you? Are you angry at Mabel?"

>>494506
"Oh…well accidents happen. Besides, with this rain it would be fixed rather quickly right."

>>494505
"I'll have to take care of Soil for a bit. You have to tell me more about those Elementals later. Promise?"
[Breezies move at phenomenal speed. While Fire Elementals can move in short incredibly fast sprints, the Breezies have been known to keep up their speed for hours. To observant ponies they can sometimes be seen as a small trail in the sky for a few precious seconds.
They have four Lords, corresponding to the Four cardinal winds, north, east, south and west. To summon one of them a complex ritual must be performed, calling upon each of the directions one after another.
]

494509

>>494508
"I don't want to mess up your good cooking, Iris! I'd feel terribly guilty!"

494510

>>494508
"…They don't tell me stuff.
All talking secret about a thing they found and talking to the fire ponies that wanted to kill us…
I don't want to lose my friends."

494511

>>494508
Smile at her.
"Of course Iris. Promise."
Keep reading!

494512

>>494509
"Oh don't be silly. We all have to learn. I'm sure there's a great chef inside you, just wanting to come out. Besides, when you find your special somepony you'll be happy you know how to cook!."

>>494510
"Hey, you're not going to lose your friends, just because of one misunderstanding! You did what you think is right. Everypony will respect that. Mabel might be a little angry now, but she'll see that too. I know she will."

>>494511
[First one must decide which one of the Air Lords to summon. As we have thoroughly discussed in Chapter 1, Elemental Lords have the freedom to choose their allegiance in the conflict between the Celestial and Tartarian Powers. Therefore some of them are more inclined towards creation, others towards destruction.
Let no initiate misunderstand however. Neither can be considered good or evil, they simply have different roles in the grand design. And make no mistake to think a Celestial alligned Lord is somehow easier to contact then a Tirekian, each Lord will test somepony who wants to speak to Him to see if they're worthy of an audience.
The Lords of the South and the West are alligned with the Celestial Forces.
The Lords of the North and the East are aligned with the Tirekian Forces.
]

PAUSE

494513

>>494512
"My… special somepony? Oh! Uh… you're right! I can't let them down like that, that'd be awful!"

494514

>>494512
Look up to her shaking my head.
"You are right. It was silly."
Awkwardly look around the tent.
"You have to go now?"

494934

>>494513
"Them?" She cocks a brow.

>>494514
She stops and lays next to you, pressing against you.
"I can stay a bit longer, if you like…"

494936

>>494934
"What were we doing in the cave…"

494937

>>494934
"Yeah! My special somepony!"

494938

>>494936
She grins. "Reading a book…"

>>494937
"That's normally just one pony, you know."

494940

>>494938
"No, I meant the other thing!"

494941

Look around, where are we?

494943

>>494938
"I know, that's what I meant! So how about this cooking stuff, huh?"

494945

>>494940
She nuzzles you. "Kissing?"

>>494941
You're at the campsite.
On the road, in the rain.
Most everyone is in their tent."

>>494943
"Okay, okay. Come with me."
She leads you to the cooking tent.
"I was thinking about making some soup today. Could you put the kettle on the fire?"

494946

>>494945
"Will do!"
That's easy! Pick up the kettle and hang it above the fire pit.

494947

>>494945
Nod slowly, with a big blush.

494949

>>494945
I shake my head , getting light headed after all that time inside those caves. Time to get some sleep.
Or not, check out the others, are they doing fine?
And btw who is guard watch for the campsite?

494951

>>494946
Easy as pie for a stronk crystal pony.
"Very good, Amber. Now, we need to cut some vegetables. Could you start with the tomatoes?"
She hoofs you a knife.
"Do you know how to cut it?"

>>494947
"Did you like it?"

>>494949
Seems like Tullip was assigned watch duty for now.
But she's nowhere to be seen.

494953

>>494951
Make a grimace and jerk my face.
"You didn't?"

494954

>>494951
Hmmm… where is she? Look around and see where she is.
Hunter spot etc.

494957

>>494953
"I did. I liked it a lot~"

>>494954
Maybe you could start with her tent.
She's in her big tent. Laying on a couch, reading a book.
"Hey, this is private property!" she shouts as you look in.

494958

>>494951
I can handle a hammer, surely I can handle a knife! [1d10]
"Sure!"

Roll #1 6 = 6

494959

>>494957
Let out a breath of relief.
"I was scared that had hurt you again!"

494962

>>494957
"Waah!! Snacks Sorry." I nod and go out.
….
Wait peek inside again.
"Isnt it Tulips pony time to watch the night? Why is she not guarding?" I raise an eyebrow.

494964

>>494959
She giggles.
"You silly…why would you think that?"

>>494958
With a tiny bit of guidance from Iris you mash up those tomatoes pretty good, together with some garlic. Meanwhile Iris prepares some of her secret herbs.
"Great, that looks good. Now add a little bit of milk and the vegetables to the kettle and then we'll let it boil for a while."

>>494962
"I am guarding! If I hear something outside I'll go take a look.
I won't go outside in this rain!"

494966

>>494964
Do as told.
"Yes chef!"

494967

>>494964
Well, there are a few things to talk about. Is Iris around? Or is she with Soil? If she's with Soil, I don't want to interrupt.

494968

>>494964
"Eh? Thats not guarding that Snack knows…" I just frown at this before leaving. in the rain, if she cant do the job right. Perhaps I will.

*yawn*

For a moment that is.
Have a look around first around the camp. Anything moving that might catch my attention?
'1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

494969

>>494964
Just shrug.
"At times I mess up without knowing…"

494971

>>494966
Roll for the results.
You get +2 for okay rolls so far.

>>494967
She's cooking with Amber.

>>494968
The camp seems peaceful, except for the rain.
Not much going on.
If you stay too long in the rain you'll be a very wet dog.

>>494969
"Do you think this is a mistake?"
Kissu '1d10+2'

Roll #1 2 + 2 = 4

494973

>>494971
Ah. Good.
>>494966
"Well, well. Helping with dinner?"

494974

>>494971
Right correct, time to head out.
… perhaps it is safe to check Stars tent.

494975

>>494971
Do it for love!
[1d10+2]

Roll #1 6 + 2 = 8

494976

>>494971
Pull back and frown.
"Hey this isn't a mistake! Those are the things bad guys do!"
And then kiss her.
'1d10+2'

Roll #1 6 + 2 = 8

494977

>>494973
"Oh, hey there! Iris offered to teach me how to cook, which is a very important skill to learn!"

494979

>>494973
>>494975
That dinner is smelling very nice.
Iris adds a few more herbs and then lets it boil for a while.
"Hello Warren, how are you?" nods Iris.

>>494974
You enter Stars tent.
Star is studying some big books underneath candle light and she seems tired.
But she looks up happy when she sees you.
"Hello Snacks. It's been a while."
She gives you a hug '1d10'

>>494976
"You're definately not one of the bad guys~"

Roll #1 1 = 1

494980

>>494979
She seems very tired and trips over her hooves before she can hug you.
"Wah!" she tumbles on the floor.

494981

>>494977
"It is indeed. A mare's touch when it comes to cooking is often much preferable to a stallion's."
>>494979
"I'm well. Had something to tell you, though! I was looking for a book in your cart earlier, and I ran across a mimic! We're going to have to check for it again, since I lost it in the pile."

494982

>>494979
Smile a bit at that.
Spend the rest of the day doing absolutely nothing and resting, to heal my wounds.

494984

>>494982
She spends some time laying with you and stroking your mane before she has to go make some dinner.
Maybe you'll get double rations!

>>494981
She drops her plate.
"WHAT?!?"
"Ambertakecareofsoup"She runs out of the tent.

494985

>>494984
Lazily open an eye and peek out of the tent.

494986

>>494984
Well, she cleared out fast… I'll share a glance with Amber.

494987

>>494979
>>494980
Snicker at the sight of her before helping her up.
"Its very late Star pony, if she dont sleep now she might forget her light candle and that is not good."
"Do Star got towel to dry Snack?" Look at her books, what is she reading?

494988

>>494985
You see Iris running out of her tent in the rain and going for her covered pile of books.

>>494986
The soup is boiling.

>>494987
She rubs her face a bit.
"Yeah, maybe I've been overdoing it a bit. I think I've got a towel here."
She fetches you a towel.
One says "High Equestrian Words and Expressions.", the other "Early History of Equestria."

494990

>>494979
What kind of herbs are those though?

>>494981
"It is?"

>>494984
"Hey what!?"
Rude! Fine, I'll just look after the soup.

494991

>>494988
Oh?
Lazily walk over there.

494992

>>494988
Hmm.
>>494990
"From my own experiences, anyway. Things I've made tend to not taste as good as when a mare makes the same thing."
I'll ponder a moment.
"Now, if you stir that pot so it doesn't boil over, I could get you a little help."

494994

>>494988
Dry myself for now.
"Still studying Equestria? Star pony and the other crystals do have a lot to catch up. Is that why she's reading all of this so late at night?"

494995

>>494992
"That sounds a little fishy, but okay!"
I stir the soup with a spoon.

494996

>>494995
"I suppose it does."
And then I'm out of the tent. Time to find Vilina!

494999

>>494990
Her secret herbs and spices.
You did catch some of them, parsley, rosemary, oregano among them. But it's hard to guess how much of each…

>>494991
She's looking through one of her bags and gets out a large tube. Then she starts inspecting the books one by one. And spraying each of them lightly with a liquid from the tube.

>>494995
Seems like the soup is almost done and smelling delicious. Try a taste like a real chef?
If you want to eave you best leave it off the fire.
It can still be warmed up later.

>>494996
She got a small tent from Bedrock after some negotiating. With the emphasis on small.
She's lazily laying inside, reading.
"Warren."
She says without looking up.

495001

>>494999
Sit there with her and pick books too, start helping her.
Read one at random.
'1d10'

Roll #1 8 = 8

495002

>>494999
Taste it!

Roll #1 7 = 7

495003

>>494999
"Hello there, Vilina. How are things going?"

495005

495006

>>495001
"Watch out for mimics. Snacks told me there are some in the stack. They eat books!"
It's a book about Famous Shield in History.

>>495002
Tastes pretty good.
You can feel good about yourself.

>>495005
"No. I already know what happened to Equestria. I'm trying to decipher the inscriptions on the tablets. They're written in an ancient language called High Equestrian."

>>495003
"Swell." She says very dryly.

495008

>>495006
"High.. Equestrian?" I tilt my head as I finish drying myself off.

"Did Star translated anything yet?"

495009

>>495006
How delightfully monosyllabic.
"Would you like to help with dinner?"

495010

>>495006
Hahaha! I can't wait to let everyone taste our creation! If it's ready, remove it from the fire and… start pouring it in some bowls? I could just go hand it out to everyone who's hungry.

495011

>>495006
OOOOH!
I love this book already!
Fold it and put it away.
"Mimics?"
THEY WON'T HAVE THIS BOOK!
Keep on the watch!
'1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

495013

>>495008
"It's the language ponies spoke in the early days of Equestria. And no, I've barely scratched the surface so far."
She yawns "But I'll get it, somehow."

>>495009
"But won't Iris be upset? She seems to think I'll poison the food."

>>495011
There's something moving in the pile.

>>495010
You could do that. I think most people are hungry.

495014

>>495013
"THERE!"
Dive in! Catch it!
'1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

495015

>>495013
Do so then! First, I'll bring two bowls for Snacks and Star!

495018

>>495013
I pat her back and give her a confident smile.
"Star can do it. As for now Star pony must sleep."
Close her books and store it on the side

495020

>>495014
You grab one chomping mimic book.
"HOLD IT."
Iris spray some of the liquid on it.
Effects '1d10'

>>495015
You're there.
They are talking.
"Hey Amber." says Star cheerfully but tired.

>>495018
"Eh, maybe we could try Ambers soup first. I don't feel sleepy."
Amber enters with some soup.

Roll #1 4 = 4

495021

>>495013
"If she is, I'll just tell her the truth. I wanted to help you make some friends, and cooking together is a good bonding exercise."
I'll rub my chin a moment.
"Or at least that's how it seemed to me."

495023

>>495020
"I'VE GOT IT!"

Roll #1 8 = 8

495024

>>495020
The book keeps chomping.
"Oh no, it's one of those resistant mimics."

>>495021
"Well, I haven't cooked in a while.
If you say you'll back me up, okay then."

495025

>>495023
And you slam the book into submission.
Iris wipes some sweat from her brow.
"We need to check the rest. Before they lay eggs in one of the books."

495027

>>495020
>>495018
"Amber!" How generous of little pony." I help her in the soup and gave Star hers.
"Did Amber pony cook it?" I ask while taking a sip.

495029

>>495024
I'll smile.
"Alright, let's head over to the soup. I asked Amber to stir it while I got her some help, since Iris has a mimic problem in her book cart."

495030

>>495025
"Eggs?
Like, chickens?"
Check the rest.

Roll #1 1 = 1

495031

>>495020
>>495027
"Hello! I helped Iris make some soup but then she ran off to go find a mimic or something… so I took it upon myself to hand out the soup for today!"
Hoof the bowls over to them.

495034

>>495031
I give her a confused look as I sip my soup.
"Mimic? What that Star pony?"

Look at Star.
"drink while its hot.

495035

>>495034
"I read about them once! They're like living beings that pretend to be something else, like a book or a chair or something!"

495036

>>495035
I frown.
"How does that work? Sounds like magic mischief to Snack."

495037

>>495036
I shrug.
"That's really all I know about them."

495038

>>495030
You dive through the books and when you lift the giant "Book of Trotantine Law" you find a nest of a dozen mimics who jump and try to chomp you alive.
Iris calls for help.

>>495029
As you get outside you hear Iris calling for help.

>>495034
>>495031
Star begins to explain "A mimic is a creature that can imitate any item. It is usually harmless but some…"
You hear Iris outside calling for help.
"are dangerous."

495040

>>495038
I gasp and run outside!
"Iris! I'm coming! Don't worry, the soup is not on the fire anymore!"

495041

>>495038
"Well, sounds like she's found more trouble than bargained for. Let's hurry, and hopefully we'll finish up before that food boils over."
And then we're on our way. Popping up Homing Magic on the way. '1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

495042

>>495037
"Sounds like something not to be concerned much. Snack might have a look around after." I finished my soup.
"This taste great Amber pony, thanks."

>>495038
I look at her ominously a I put my bowl down.
"Dangerous? How?"

495043

>>495038
"Damn boring good for nothing books!
Indy!"
Start slamming hard and strong against the bunch of mimics!

Roll #1 10 + 2 = 12

495044

>>495042
I look at Star.
"Stay here Star pony and be safe."

Follow Amber.
>>495040

495048

>>495042
"They sometimes attack ponies who disturb them…"

>>495040
>>495041
>>495044
You rush to the bookcart just in time to see…

>>495043
Soil smashing all the mimics left and right, they fall off the bookcart like flies.
In the end all that's left is a bunch of dead mimic books and soil standing in a mimic nest made of half eaten books.
Indy comes running as well.

495049

>>495048
Is Soil okay?
"So it is true? The books are alive?!" I frown at the sight as I poke the other dead mimics.

495050

>>495048
"Oh. Well, glad to see you had that well in hoof, Soil."
I'll poke one of the mimics.
"Wonder if they can be used for anything? A cloak made from mimics might help things, don't you think?"
I'll donk my head with my hoof for a moment.
"The soup! Need to make certain it's not bubbling over."
And I scoot off to the pot.

495051

>>495048
Grunt a bit and stand back, away from the mimic nest.

"Took you guys long enough!"

>>495049
"Nah. Not now!"

>>495050
Look at him talk, do his thing, and leave.
Sup with that?

495052

>>495048
"That's not one mimic! That's… a bunch of mimics!"

>>495050
"I already took it off the fire, silly!"

495054

>>495052
'But was it done yet?"
I'll call out as I head over there.

495055

>>495054
"Yes! I'm handing it out to everyone!"

495056

>>495049
>>495050
>>495051
>>495052
It's a large bunch of mimics indeed.
Iris climbs to the nest bewildered.
"Oh no, all those books….gone."
She looks lost for a second in the middle of all the half eaten books.

495058

>>495056
Oh dear.
Uh… crystal hug to make her feel better?
"We can buy new ones, Iris, don't worry!"

Roll #1 7 = 7

495059

>>495051
>>495050
I pat Poor Soils back.
"Snack is glad Soil is safe, if those things has gone out while all is asleep then things might have gone bad to all." I frown a bit.

>>495056
"If there are mimics that act like books and such….." I look around and run back to Stars tent to see if she is safe.

495060

>>495056
The books!
Which ones have survived?
'1d10'

Roll #1 6 = 6

495063

>>495060
The ones on top of the pile have survived.
But the ones at the bottom seem to have been chomped up.
Those were mostly law, theology and economy books. I hope you weren't too interested in that.
The adventure books seems safe on top of the pile.
You also notice some mimic eggs in the half eaten books.
Iris angrily starts stomping them.

>>495059
She's in her tent.
The books aren't mimics.
"Yes, is Iris safe?"

>>495058
Your hug calms her down somewhat.
"But….boooks!"

495065

>>495063
"There's so many other books aside from these, they're easy to replace!"

495066

>>495063
"Hey, hey, hey!"
Go there and put a hoof on her shoulder.
"We will buy them again!"

495067

>>495063
I smile as I see that she is safe.
"Iris is safe and Amber is right, there are monsters that look like books in the cart that ate the other books. Poor soil took care of it pretty fast."

I then look at her books and calm down.
"Snack check out Star to see if she got Mimic books in her tent too."

495073

>>495065
>>495066
"But there were some rare editions among them…I'm not sure if we can find another…"

>>495067
"Oh goodness, can I check if Iris is okay?"
The books seem kosher.

495074

>>495073
"Lets go." I nod at her as I put on a blanket and go out.

495075

>>495073
"We'll find even rarer editions for you!"

495076

>>495073
"Tsk, I bet we can get them in Canterlot easy!"
Look at the mess.
"Let me fix this."

Start separating the destroyed books from the good ones.
'1d10'

Roll #1 7 = 7

495078

>>495074
You arrive back at the pile of books.
Star walks over to Amber.
"Are the mimics gone?"

>>495075
>>495076
"Canterlot…"
She perks up.
"…yes. If there's one place to find them…maybe there."

The seperating goes pretty well. Soon you have the book pile cleaned up.
What to do with the eggs?

495079

>>495078
Nod at Star.
"Soil took them all out before we even got here!"

495080

>>495078
Pick an egg up.
"Hey, what do the books say about these?"

495081

>>495078
I look at Iris.
"Is this all the mimic books?"

I then look at Tulip and frown at her.

495083

>>495079
"Oh good. I don't like those things. When I was still traveling, one pretended to be my sword one day.
I never screamed so hard."

>>495080
"Just smash them, or throw them away.
I can't let them eat more books."
says Iris angrily.

>>495081
"It should be." says Iris.
Tullip shrugs.
"Hey, I came out when I heard shouting!"

495084

>>495083
"Can't we just cook them?"

495086

>>495083
I cock my head.
"Pretended to be… your sword?"
CHECK MY WARHAMMER AND BOOK OF CADENCE '1d10'

Roll #1 5 = 5

495088

>>495083
I just look at her with a frown, teasing her.

>>495084
"Errr… Snack is not a goat so Snack will pass."

495089

>>495088
"But… Omelette!"

495091

>>495084
"I never tried that. They don't seem…good."

>>495086
They both seem okay.
Though your book of cadence got a bit wet.

>>495088
"Why are you looking at me like that?"

495093

>>495091
What? How?
"I didn't know you knew how to use swords, Star!"

495094

>>495091
"Uh.
Lemme think."
Take the eggs and go outside.
Find Bedrock.

495095

>>495091
"Is it bad to stare at Pone?" I keep staring before looking at Soil then look back at Tulip.


>>495089
"I wont eat something made out of mimics you know."

495096

>>495095
"Yeah, true."

495098

>>495096
"If Snack is Soil, Snack would throw it away." I call out as Soil go to Bedrocks tent.

495099

>>495095
"What's a Pone?"

>>495093
"Just a bit. I wasn't that good at it. I was a bit of an adventurer before I came to Tall Tale, you know."

>>495094
He's in his tent. There's big "do not disturb sign" on it.

495100

>>495099
Who cares. Go in.

495102

>>495099
"Oh, we should spar some day! Maybe I could teach you how to fight better!"

495104

>>495099
Oh shi.
"Its nothing Tulip, Snack is just messing with Tuki pony." I smile at her before turning back to Iris and Star.

"And Snack thought Star is a book pony of some sort." I smile.

495106

>>495100
You've never been in Bedrocks tent before.
It is large, like Tullips it seems magically far bigger inside.
There are multiple torches burning and a large desk with stacks of gold, silver and gems upon it.
Behind it are rows of closed vaults.
There are 2 doors a bit to the left.

>>495102
"I'd love to do that. But I bet you could beat me easily."

>>495104
Tullip grumbles something beneath her breath.

Star blushes. "Maybe I'm more fit for that, I wasn't a good adventurer."

PAUSE

495107

>>495106
Uh…
"Hey Indy, can you smell Bedrock out?"
'1d10'

Roll #1 1 = 1

495108

>>495106
"I'm really not that great at fighting with anything but my hammer, so I wont use it if we fight okay?"

495111

>>495106
I give her a quizzical look before staring at her eyes.
"If pony is not a good adventurer then why is Star pony with us?"
"Perhaps she loves adventuring is that it?" I smile.

>>495108
I look at her.
"Come to think of it, we have not yet crossed blades right Amber pony?"

495166

>>495107
Indy seems too distracted by the ungodly amount of gold and gems and runs for it.
He licks one of the big gems greedily.

>>495108
"…okay. I'll try.
When do we begin?"

>>495111
"I want to see the world!"

495169

>>495166
Slap him with a stern look.
"No stealing!"

495170

Boop

495176

>>495166
"Now, if you want to!"

495180

>>495169
Let's see what he thinks about that '1d10'

>>495170
You were >>494512

>>495176
"B-but it's raining!" whines Star.

I have noticed we're in a quite fat thread.
Please continue here >>495178

Roll #1 3 = 3

495181

>>495180
He growls and grabs a few more gems.

495184

>>495180
Huh…

Hmm, now that I think about it, I should talk to the Fire Lord too.
So go to the campfire.

495186

>>495181
Growl harder than him.
'1d10+3'

Roll #1 1 + 3 = 4

495187

>>495184
>>495186

I'll answer this in the other thread.


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