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The party is in the blackened, ruined Temple of Luna in the Forsaken District of the city. The entire building is filled with a bleak, oppressive gloom and many of the shadows here have melded with the falls, floor, and furniture. At the back of the temple, under a massive statue of Luna, stands a jet black alicorn. It remains still during the fighting, not even breathing.
Fourteen treacherous Discordian paladins are arranged against you all. Roughly half are wounded from the fighting, but the rest are unharmed. Their numbers consists half of pegasi, and half of an assortment of other races. They have some strange, unknown plan for the Shadow which is bound in this temple, but have been far from straightforwards.
With you all stand six Nature paladins and a paladin of The Laughing One. Each of them are slightly hurt, but can keep on fighting.
>>532088
You set fire to one of the helpless Discordians. He screams and rolls as the magical flames scorch him, and when they burn out he is nothing but a charred husk.
>>532089
You hook one of the Discordians with your horns and toss him into the air. He hits a pair of pegasi and knocks them to the ground, then lands awkwardly on his leg and snaps it in half.
>>532091
A rubber chicken filled with concrete hits you upside the head.
"You're right! We're making history this time!
>>532092
The other buffalo choo choos harder and slams into your side, forcing you off course and into a wall.
>>532093
A pony throws a chunk of cheese into your mouth, and you cheerfully chew on the ricotta instead. Meanwhile, a band of Discordians pops up in the back and starts making a horrible racket.
-1 to all rolls this turn
Brutus: 3/8 hits
Andelia: 4/6 hits
Paladins: In good health
Thirteen Discordians remain, two are helpless.
Fourteen treacherous Discordian paladins are arranged against you all. Roughly half are wounded from the fighting, but the rest are unharmed. Their numbers consists half of pegasi, and half of an assortment of other races. They have some strange, unknown plan for the Shadow which is bound in this temple, but have been far from straightforwards.
With you all stand six Nature paladins and a paladin of The Laughing One. Each of them are slightly hurt, but can keep on fighting.
>>532088
You set fire to one of the helpless Discordians. He screams and rolls as the magical flames scorch him, and when they burn out he is nothing but a charred husk.
>>532089
You hook one of the Discordians with your horns and toss him into the air. He hits a pair of pegasi and knocks them to the ground, then lands awkwardly on his leg and snaps it in half.
>>532091
A rubber chicken filled with concrete hits you upside the head.
"You're right! We're making history this time!
>>532092
The other buffalo choo choos harder and slams into your side, forcing you off course and into a wall.
>>532093
A pony throws a chunk of cheese into your mouth, and you cheerfully chew on the ricotta instead. Meanwhile, a band of Discordians pops up in the back and starts making a horrible racket.
-1 to all rolls this turn
Brutus: 3/8 hits
Andelia: 4/6 hits
Paladins: In good health
Thirteen Discordians remain, two are helpless.
>>537382
He slams into you again. The blow knocks a hole in your armor and forces the shards of metal into you.
>>537383
You restring your bow, and are luckily not targeted.
>>537384
You try but miss, and a donkey runs up and smacks you with his warhammer.
>>537385
A qt goat in the Discordian band looks sad at your rejection before she and the rest of them disappear with a poof. You bounce over to Brutus and heal him up as the other buffalo tries to gore him.
>>537387
YOUUUUU HAVVVVVE THE POWWWWEEEEEE-
Your blade goes off early and shoots the ceiling, knocking loose a chunk of rock which bonks your head. How embarrassing.
The paladins throw themselves against the Discordians, but they are outnumbered.
Andelia: 4/6 hits
Bessy: 3/5 hits
Brutus: 8/8 hits 5/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 2/5 hits
Paladins: In good health
Thirteen Discordians remain, two are helpless.
He slams into you again. The blow knocks a hole in your armor and forces the shards of metal into you.
>>537383
You restring your bow, and are luckily not targeted.
>>537384
You try but miss, and a donkey runs up and smacks you with his warhammer.
>>537385
A qt goat in the Discordian band looks sad at your rejection before she and the rest of them disappear with a poof. You bounce over to Brutus and heal him up as the other buffalo tries to gore him.
>>537387
YOUUUUU HAVVVVVE THE POWWWWEEEEEE-
Your blade goes off early and shoots the ceiling, knocking loose a chunk of rock which bonks your head. How embarrassing.
The paladins throw themselves against the Discordians, but they are outnumbered.
Andelia: 4/6 hits
Bessy: 3/5 hits
Brutus: 8/8 hits 5/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 2/5 hits
Paladins: In good health
Thirteen Discordians remain, two are helpless.
>>537389
You kick hard at the donkey but he scampers away before you can knock him down.
>>537390
You nearly skewer a downed pegasi's wings as she tries to stand. She screams and falls down again.
>>537391
You stick your mouth in her hear and start chanting a sermon of jokes in her ear.
>>537392
You shoot at the mare Zulu is targeting, sticking a second bolt inside the almost dead pony.
>>537393
You get spun around and hit him in the head. You are wearing a helmet and he isn't, so blood quickly starts to drip down your face from the gash you open near his horns. He stays standing, but only just.
The paladins throw themselves against the Discordians. A few are thrown to the ground by the traitors.
Andelia: 4/6 hits
Bessy: 3/5 hits
Brutus: 8/8 hits 5/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 2/5 hits
Paladins: Hurting
Thirteen Discordians remain, one is helpless.
You kick hard at the donkey but he scampers away before you can knock him down.
>>537390
You nearly skewer a downed pegasi's wings as she tries to stand. She screams and falls down again.
>>537391
You stick your mouth in her hear and start chanting a sermon of jokes in her ear.
>>537392
You shoot at the mare Zulu is targeting, sticking a second bolt inside the almost dead pony.
>>537393
You get spun around and hit him in the head. You are wearing a helmet and he isn't, so blood quickly starts to drip down your face from the gash you open near his horns. He stays standing, but only just.
The paladins throw themselves against the Discordians. A few are thrown to the ground by the traitors.
Andelia: 4/6 hits
Bessy: 3/5 hits
Brutus: 8/8 hits 5/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 2/5 hits
Paladins: Hurting
Thirteen Discordians remain, one is helpless.
>>537395
You pull back and hit him with your shield. It rings like a gong and he drops like a sack.
>>537397
You burst into flames and begin to run around like a pony torch. All of a sudden, a hurricane smelling of candy comes through the temple. Your flames are put out and you feel as good as new.
>>537398
You see Bessy about to finish her off, so instead you shoot a pegasi in the wing. The wing comes apart and the pegasi spirals to the ground, unconscious.
>>537399
You summon all of your party powers as you pray. The air begins to spin around you, and soon a bright pink hurricane has filled the temple. When it vanishes not only are the paladins as good as new, but so are your friends!
>>537400
You stop the pony again and hear something snap. She stops moving.
The paladins throw themselves against the Discordians. A few are thrown to the ground by the traitors.
Andelia: 6/6 hits
Bessy: 5/5 hits
Brutus: 8/8 hits 5/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 hits 5/5 wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 hits
Paladins: Perfect health
Twelve Discordians remain, one is helpless.
You pull back and hit him with your shield. It rings like a gong and he drops like a sack.
>>537397
You burst into flames and begin to run around like a pony torch. All of a sudden, a hurricane smelling of candy comes through the temple. Your flames are put out and you feel as good as new.
>>537398
You see Bessy about to finish her off, so instead you shoot a pegasi in the wing. The wing comes apart and the pegasi spirals to the ground, unconscious.
>>537399
You summon all of your party powers as you pray. The air begins to spin around you, and soon a bright pink hurricane has filled the temple. When it vanishes not only are the paladins as good as new, but so are your friends!
>>537400
You stop the pony again and hear something snap. She stops moving.
The paladins throw themselves against the Discordians. A few are thrown to the ground by the traitors.
Andelia: 6/6 hits
Bessy: 5/5 hits
Brutus: 8/8 hits 5/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 hits 5/5 wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 hits
Paladins: Perfect health
Twelve Discordians remain, one is helpless.
>>537402
Your shield clangs off the jester's hat of a large earth pony stallion.
"You want some of this?"
>>537403
(You have a skeleton minion.)
You shoot another of the downed Discordians.
>>537404
You quickly pop your squeaky balls into your mouth and chew on them, making beautiful music.
+1 to all rolls this turn.
>>537405
You shoot a smoke pellet at the ground and shroud two Discordians with smoke.
+1 one against them for 2 turns
>>537406
She silently tells you that you are welcome as you shoot the downed pegasi. She looks like she is almost finished.
Despite being outnumbered the Paladins are feeling strong after that holy win, so the punch above their weight limit and manage to drop a Discordian.
Andelia: 6/6 hits
Bessy: 5/5 hits
Brutus: 8/8 hits 5/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 hits 5/5 wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 hits
Paladins: Perfect health
Twelve Discordians remain, two are helpless.
Your shield clangs off the jester's hat of a large earth pony stallion.
"You want some of this?"
>>537403
(You have a skeleton minion.)
You shoot another of the downed Discordians.
>>537404
You quickly pop your squeaky balls into your mouth and chew on them, making beautiful music.
+1 to all rolls this turn.
>>537405
You shoot a smoke pellet at the ground and shroud two Discordians with smoke.
+1 one against them for 2 turns
>>537406
She silently tells you that you are welcome as you shoot the downed pegasi. She looks like she is almost finished.
Despite being outnumbered the Paladins are feeling strong after that holy win, so the punch above their weight limit and manage to drop a Discordian.
Andelia: 6/6 hits
Bessy: 5/5 hits
Brutus: 8/8 hits 5/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 hits 5/5 wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 hits
Paladins: Perfect health
Twelve Discordians remain, two are helpless.
>>537408
Your boney minion clacks over to the downed Discordian pegasi and quickly snaps the weakened pony's neck.
You shoot at one of the donkeys with your rayblade, but its jester's outfit somehow blocks most of the magical attack.
>>537410
An earth pony wearing a spandex suit grabs a wooden bench from the ground and smashes it over your back before you can fire.
"OOOOH YEAH!"
>>537411
He does indeed. Your sharp shield cuts open his midsection as you slam it into him. A few of his guts come out of his hole as he passes out and falls to the ground, bleeding heavily.
Although you do not feel the need to transform, the putrid smell of evil and the sharp tang of fighting and death around you certainly are not as offputting as they should be.
>>537412
You quickly run over and suckerpunch a Discordian with you cannon.
"Hey! He's using our technology against us!"
"Not fair!"
The burst of strength fades from the paladins and they start to take damage again.
Andelia: 6/6 hits
Bessy: 3/5 hits
Brutus: 8/8 hits 5/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 hits 5/5 wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 hits
Paladins: Healthy
Twelve Discordians remain, three are helpless.
Your boney minion clacks over to the downed Discordian pegasi and quickly snaps the weakened pony's neck.
You shoot at one of the donkeys with your rayblade, but its jester's outfit somehow blocks most of the magical attack.
>>537410
An earth pony wearing a spandex suit grabs a wooden bench from the ground and smashes it over your back before you can fire.
"OOOOH YEAH!"
>>537411
He does indeed. Your sharp shield cuts open his midsection as you slam it into him. A few of his guts come out of his hole as he passes out and falls to the ground, bleeding heavily.
Although you do not feel the need to transform, the putrid smell of evil and the sharp tang of fighting and death around you certainly are not as offputting as they should be.
>>537412
You quickly run over and suckerpunch a Discordian with you cannon.
"Hey! He's using our technology against us!"
"Not fair!"
The burst of strength fades from the paladins and they start to take damage again.
Andelia: 6/6 hits
Bessy: 3/5 hits
Brutus: 8/8 hits 5/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 hits 5/5 wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 hits
Paladins: Healthy
Twelve Discordians remain, three are helpless.
>>537414
He reaches over and another spandex'd pony tags his hoof. The newcommer boosts into the air off of his friend and does an elbow drop on your back, hitting something squishy and painful
"Do you SMELL what this pony's cookin?"
>>537416
The other pony steps out of the way long enough to let you tag her, then leaps up. He grabs your horns and spins around your head a few times before making you faceplant on the ground.
"OH YEAH!"
>>537417
A goat, dressed in a dress-shirt and blank slacks, hits you on the head.
"No interfering!"
>>537418
You stab him with your dagger, which punches through his resistant uniform. He yelps and falls to the ground.
Another pony rips the leg off your minion before playing it like a xylophone. After the song ends the skeleton falls apart.
>>537419
You leap over the spandexed ponies and land on her back, healing her up. Some of the residual magic seeks out the other buffalo and heals Brutus.
The paladins give as good as they get and kill one of the helpless Discordians.
The fighting is moving closer the the Luna statue and the thing between its legs now.
Andelia: 6/6 hits
Bessy: 1/5 hits
Brutus: 6/8 hits 5/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 5/6 hits 5/5 wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 hits
Paladins: Healthy
Eleven Discordians remain, four are helpless.
He reaches over and another spandex'd pony tags his hoof. The newcommer boosts into the air off of his friend and does an elbow drop on your back, hitting something squishy and painful
"Do you SMELL what this pony's cookin?"
>>537416
The other pony steps out of the way long enough to let you tag her, then leaps up. He grabs your horns and spins around your head a few times before making you faceplant on the ground.
"OH YEAH!"
>>537417
A goat, dressed in a dress-shirt and blank slacks, hits you on the head.
"No interfering!"
>>537418
You stab him with your dagger, which punches through his resistant uniform. He yelps and falls to the ground.
Another pony rips the leg off your minion before playing it like a xylophone. After the song ends the skeleton falls apart.
>>537419
You leap over the spandexed ponies and land on her back, healing her up. Some of the residual magic seeks out the other buffalo and heals Brutus.
The paladins give as good as they get and kill one of the helpless Discordians.
The fighting is moving closer the the Luna statue and the thing between its legs now.
Andelia: 6/6 hits
Bessy: 1/5 hits
Brutus: 6/8 hits 5/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 5/6 hits 5/5 wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 hits
Paladins: Healthy
Eleven Discordians remain, four are helpless.
>>537421
"Who do we worshi-ow!"
Your bolt takes out one of her legs and drops the roughed up goat to the ground.
>>537422
The force of your heavily regulated and weaponized pie nearly flips the pony over, but he manages to just barely keep his balance on his back legs. Time to knock him down.
>>537423
"BOOM!"
He slams you head harder against the ground and nearly knocks out your teeth.
>>537424
He steps out of the way and you headbutt a wall.
Owch.
>>537425
You pray loudly and a suit of armor that looks a lot like a pinata appears around Happyhorn.
The paladins don't do well at all this round.
Andelia: 6/6 hits
Bessy: 1/5 hits
Brutus: 1/8 hits 5/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 5/6 hits 5/5 wounds
Happyhorn: 1/5 hits INURED 4 TURNS
Paladins: Hurting
Eleven Discordians remain, four are helpless.
"Who do we worshi-ow!"
Your bolt takes out one of her legs and drops the roughed up goat to the ground.
>>537422
The force of your heavily regulated and weaponized pie nearly flips the pony over, but he manages to just barely keep his balance on his back legs. Time to knock him down.
>>537423
"BOOM!"
He slams you head harder against the ground and nearly knocks out your teeth.
>>537424
He steps out of the way and you headbutt a wall.
Owch.
>>537425
You pray loudly and a suit of armor that looks a lot like a pinata appears around Happyhorn.
The paladins don't do well at all this round.
Andelia: 6/6 hits
Bessy: 1/5 hits
Brutus: 1/8 hits 5/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 5/6 hits 5/5 wounds
Happyhorn: 1/5 hits INURED 4 TURNS
Paladins: Hurting
Eleven Discordians remain, four are helpless.
>>537427
She bleats out her response while trying to heal the wound in her leg
"Never! Besides, you already have a goatfu!"
>>537428
>>537429
Both the spandexed ponies jump down in between you and taunt. You both rush, seeing red, and the dodge to the left and right. Both of you collide with each other, then bounce backwards and land on your sides.
>>537430
Your bolt grazes his back.
"I'll bonk whoever I want!"
>>537431
You try to chew on the squeaky balls, but nearly swallow one when you see Bessy and Brutus collide. It hurts, but you are able to cough it up.
The paladins are more evenly matched, but are only able to hold off the attacks against them this round.
Andelia: 6/6 hits
Bessy: 0/5 hits 4/5 Wounds
Brutus: 0/8 hits 4/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 5/6 hits 5/5 wounds
Happyhorn: 1/5 hits INURED 3 TURNS
Pomelo: 2/5 hits
Paladins: Hurting
Eleven Discordians remain, two are helpless.
She bleats out her response while trying to heal the wound in her leg
"Never! Besides, you already have a goatfu!"
>>537428
>>537429
Both the spandexed ponies jump down in between you and taunt. You both rush, seeing red, and the dodge to the left and right. Both of you collide with each other, then bounce backwards and land on your sides.
>>537430
Your bolt grazes his back.
"I'll bonk whoever I want!"
>>537431
You try to chew on the squeaky balls, but nearly swallow one when you see Bessy and Brutus collide. It hurts, but you are able to cough it up.
The paladins are more evenly matched, but are only able to hold off the attacks against them this round.
Andelia: 6/6 hits
Bessy: 0/5 hits 4/5 Wounds
Brutus: 0/8 hits 4/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 5/6 hits 5/5 wounds
Happyhorn: 1/5 hits INURED 3 TURNS
Pomelo: 2/5 hits
Paladins: Hurting
Eleven Discordians remain, two are helpless.
>>537433
"Oh yeah, bonk me baby!"
He jump to the size and hits you with his chicken as you pass, but it bounces of your armor.
>>537434
>>537435
You both stand back up. A pony is awarding the two spandexed ponies a large belt.
>>537436
You chant another prayer. There is no whirlwind this time, but as your legs give out you see strength return to your friends.
>>537437
She shrieks as she burns away into a large lump of coal.
The paladins are are able to keep the helpless Discordians from getting up, at least for now.
Andelia: 6/6 hits
Bessy: 5/5 hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 8/8 hits 5/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 hits 5/5 wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 hits INURED 2 TURNS
Pomelo: 5/5 hits
Paladins: Hurting
Ten Discordians remain, two are helpless.
"Oh yeah, bonk me baby!"
He jump to the size and hits you with his chicken as you pass, but it bounces of your armor.
>>537434
>>537435
You both stand back up. A pony is awarding the two spandexed ponies a large belt.
>>537436
You chant another prayer. There is no whirlwind this time, but as your legs give out you see strength return to your friends.
>>537437
She shrieks as she burns away into a large lump of coal.
The paladins are are able to keep the helpless Discordians from getting up, at least for now.
Andelia: 6/6 hits
Bessy: 5/5 hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 8/8 hits 5/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 hits 5/5 wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 hits INURED 2 TURNS
Pomelo: 5/5 hits
Paladins: Hurting
Ten Discordians remain, two are helpless.
>>537440
They both quickly change back into their jesters and clowns outfits and hit you on either side of the head with large hammers.
"That's boring now!"
>>537441
You bounce back to your hooves.
>>537442
You hit him with the magical bolt and knock him to the ground.
"But it's so fun!"
>>537443
Dreamkicker
>>537444
Remember to declare how many you are targeting if you Cleave
You hit one of the helpless Discordians and nearly splatter him all over the floor. As it is he is still alive, but hardly.
The Paldins are suffering from their wounds and the Discordians exploit this.
Andelia: 6/6 hits
Bessy: 5/5 hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 3/8 hits 5/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 hits 5/5 wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 hits INURED 1 TURNS
Pomelo: 5/5 hits
Paladins: Hurting
Ten Discordians remain, two are helpless.
A few discordians are now setting up a protective ring around the the shadowcorn.
They both quickly change back into their jesters and clowns outfits and hit you on either side of the head with large hammers.
"That's boring now!"
>>537441
You bounce back to your hooves.
>>537442
You hit him with the magical bolt and knock him to the ground.
"But it's so fun!"
>>537443
Dreamkicker
It's been awake and attacking you all since the fighting started. In fact, you and half the others are already dead and don't know it yet.
>>537444
Remember to declare how many you are targeting if you Cleave
You hit one of the helpless Discordians and nearly splatter him all over the floor. As it is he is still alive, but hardly.
The Paldins are suffering from their wounds and the Discordians exploit this.
Andelia: 6/6 hits
Bessy: 5/5 hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 3/8 hits 5/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 hits 5/5 wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 hits INURED 1 TURNS
Pomelo: 5/5 hits
Paladins: Hurting
Ten Discordians remain, two are helpless.
A few discordians are now setting up a protective ring around the the shadowcorn.
>>537447
You manage to get through the wall of Discordians defending them and push one of the Discordians down, but are forced back before you can make him stay down for more than a second.
>>537448
You hit one of the bruised ponies with your shield. His hat protects him, somehow, from getting sliced but he still drops.
>>537449
You start to pummel him as your pinata armor explodes into treats.
"Wait, okay, what if you squeak me and I bonk you!"
>>537450
You are too tired to try such a powerful piece of magic, but lucky the Discordians are concentrated around the statue now and ignore you.
>>537451
You zap yourself just hard enough to make your main and tail stand straight out from your body. You aren't sure what hurts more: the mild electrical burn or the shame of looking like this.
At least you know you are alive.
The surviving pegasi are doing something around the black alicorn while the others protect them. Thanks to that the Paladins now outnumber the fighters, but are too wounded to risk a charge.
Andelia: 6/6 hits
Bessy: 5/5 hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 3/8 hits 5/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 hits 5/5 wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 hits INURED 1 TURNS
Pomelo: 5/5 hits
Paladins: Hurting
Ten Discordians remain, two are helpless.
The pegasi around the shadowcorn are up to something.
You manage to get through the wall of Discordians defending them and push one of the Discordians down, but are forced back before you can make him stay down for more than a second.
>>537448
You hit one of the bruised ponies with your shield. His hat protects him, somehow, from getting sliced but he still drops.
>>537449
You start to pummel him as your pinata armor explodes into treats.
"Wait, okay, what if you squeak me and I bonk you!"
>>537450
You are too tired to try such a powerful piece of magic, but lucky the Discordians are concentrated around the statue now and ignore you.
>>537451
You zap yourself just hard enough to make your main and tail stand straight out from your body. You aren't sure what hurts more: the mild electrical burn or the shame of looking like this.
At least you know you are alive.
The surviving pegasi are doing something around the black alicorn while the others protect them. Thanks to that the Paladins now outnumber the fighters, but are too wounded to risk a charge.
Andelia: 6/6 hits
Bessy: 5/5 hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 3/8 hits 5/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 hits 5/5 wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 hits INURED 1 TURNS
Pomelo: 5/5 hits
Paladins: Hurting
Ten Discordians remain, two are helpless.
The pegasi around the shadowcorn are up to something.
>>537453
You try to climb up a pillar to a snipers nest until you remember that you aren't as good at being a goat as Pomelo.
>>537454
Your bolt explodes in your crossbow and showers your face with painful splinters, most of which you inhale as you speak.
>>537455
You manage to hit both the chanting pegasi, but their strange clothing allows them to just barely take your hit.
>>537456
You can't think of anything new to play.
>>537457
One of the earth ponies guarding the pegasi blocks it with his shield.
The paladins have fallen back to the group, waiting to be healed.
Andelia: 6/6 hits
Bessy: 5/5 hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 3/8 hits 5/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 1/6 hits 5/5 wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 hits
Pomelo: 5/5 hits
Paladins: Hurting
Ten Discordians remain, one is helpless.
The pegasi around the shadowcorn are still up to something
"Hurry up, featherbrains!"
"Shut up, dirtbaby"
You try to climb up a pillar to a snipers nest until you remember that you aren't as good at being a goat as Pomelo.
>>537454
Your bolt explodes in your crossbow and showers your face with painful splinters, most of which you inhale as you speak.
>>537455
You manage to hit both the chanting pegasi, but their strange clothing allows them to just barely take your hit.
>>537456
You can't think of anything new to play.
>>537457
One of the earth ponies guarding the pegasi blocks it with his shield.
The paladins have fallen back to the group, waiting to be healed.
Andelia: 6/6 hits
Bessy: 5/5 hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 3/8 hits 5/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 1/6 hits 5/5 wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 hits
Pomelo: 5/5 hits
Paladins: Hurting
Ten Discordians remain, one is helpless.
The pegasi around the shadowcorn are still up to something
"Hurry up, featherbrains!"
"Shut up, dirtbaby"
>>537459
There are no more pegasi flying around. You try to arc your shot over the defending Discordians to hit a chanter, but one of them raises his hammer to act as a lightning rod. He jigs and jerks then collapses, but is still breathing.
>>537460
You try to shoot through the defenders, but cannot. At least the spread of party forks was wide enough to hit all five defenders.
>>537461
One of the Discordians lowers a spear as you charge. He gets it around your shield and it bites through a chink in your armor, stopping you short.
>>537463
You shoot the helpless defender, making him bleed.
>>537464
You give him a great big healing hug and pat him on the back until he coughs up the splinters.
The paladins have fallen back to the group, waiting to be healed.
Andelia: 6/6 hits
Bessy: 5/5 hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 3/8 hits 5/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 hits 5/5 wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 hits
Pomelo: 5/5 hits
Paladins: Hurting
Ten Discordians remain, one is helpless.
The pegasi have erected something small around the shadowcorn. You can see it between the legs of the defenders.
"What do we do!"
"Take it! We'll hold them here!"
There are no more pegasi flying around. You try to arc your shot over the defending Discordians to hit a chanter, but one of them raises his hammer to act as a lightning rod. He jigs and jerks then collapses, but is still breathing.
>>537460
You try to shoot through the defenders, but cannot. At least the spread of party forks was wide enough to hit all five defenders.
>>537461
One of the Discordians lowers a spear as you charge. He gets it around your shield and it bites through a chink in your armor, stopping you short.
>>537463
You shoot the helpless defender, making him bleed.
>>537464
You give him a great big healing hug and pat him on the back until he coughs up the splinters.
The paladins have fallen back to the group, waiting to be healed.
Andelia: 6/6 hits
Bessy: 5/5 hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 3/8 hits 5/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 hits 5/5 wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 hits
Pomelo: 5/5 hits
Paladins: Hurting
Ten Discordians remain, one is helpless.
The pegasi have erected something small around the shadowcorn. You can see it between the legs of the defenders.
"What do we do!"
"Take it! We'll hold them here!"
>>537466
You call him a meaniepant hornhead and say that he has cheesy fartbreath in an attempt to get him fired up. Instead, it looks like you might have hurt his feelings.
If Dreamkicker fails his next action it will be an autocritfail.
>>537467
You bounce a stone off the downed defender's hat and crack his skull. He's still alive, but barley hanging on.
>>537469
You shoot the downed defender. The beam of light sears a crater deep into his chest, killing him.
>>537470
You try to grab it, but all that does is let him stab you all the way down to the bone.
The paladins finish healing themselves and prepare the charge the line.
Andelia: 6/6 hits
Bessy: 5/5 hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 1/8 hits 5/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 hits 5/5 wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 hits
Pomelo: 5/5 hits
Paladins: Hurting
Nine Discordians remain.
The thing around the shadowcorn starts to glow grey and flicker.
You call him a meaniepant hornhead and say that he has cheesy fartbreath in an attempt to get him fired up. Instead, it looks like you might have hurt his feelings.
If Dreamkicker fails his next action it will be an autocritfail.
>>537467
You bounce a stone off the downed defender's hat and crack his skull. He's still alive, but barley hanging on.
>>537469
You shoot the downed defender. The beam of light sears a crater deep into his chest, killing him.
>>537470
You try to grab it, but all that does is let him stab you all the way down to the bone.
The paladins finish healing themselves and prepare the charge the line.
Andelia: 6/6 hits
Bessy: 5/5 hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 1/8 hits 5/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 hits 5/5 wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 hits
Pomelo: 5/5 hits
Paladins: Hurting
Nine Discordians remain.
The thing around the shadowcorn starts to glow grey and flicker.
>>537472
Your shield misses and returns to you.
>>537473
Embarased, as it turns out, you jiggle your shot. The bolt bounces off a pillar and hits you in the rump. It chips a bone, but you manage to stay upright.
>>537474
You run over and tap Brutus with a glowing pink hoof. He is as good as new in a heartbeat at the rest of the energy goes to pop the arrow out of Dreamy's butt and heal the wound.
>>537475
You shoot one of the defenders with your arrow, which comes apart and sinks into him. He snorts and shakes his head.
>>537476
You arc it to high and shoot the statue instead, giving Luna a streamer goatee.
The paladins start to charge, but break and wheel back suddenly as the next bit happens.
Andelia: 6/6 hits
Bessy: 5/5 hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 8/8 hits 5/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 hits 5/5 wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 hits
Pomelo: 5/5 hits
Paladins: Healthy
Five Discordians remain.
The grey glow grows larger and brighter, until the entire group of Discordians is blocked by a flickering, grey ball of light. There is a loud clapping sound and springs explode in all directions as the light bubble pops. Only the defenders are left. The shadowcorn and pegasi are gone.
"You guys ready?"
"Ready!"
"For Discord!"
"Do it!"
Your shield misses and returns to you.
>>537473
Embarased, as it turns out, you jiggle your shot. The bolt bounces off a pillar and hits you in the rump. It chips a bone, but you manage to stay upright.
>>537474
You run over and tap Brutus with a glowing pink hoof. He is as good as new in a heartbeat at the rest of the energy goes to pop the arrow out of Dreamy's butt and heal the wound.
>>537475
You shoot one of the defenders with your arrow, which comes apart and sinks into him. He snorts and shakes his head.
>>537476
You arc it to high and shoot the statue instead, giving Luna a streamer goatee.
The paladins start to charge, but break and wheel back suddenly as the next bit happens.
Andelia: 6/6 hits
Bessy: 5/5 hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 8/8 hits 5/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 hits 5/5 wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 hits
Pomelo: 5/5 hits
Paladins: Healthy
Five Discordians remain.
The grey glow grows larger and brighter, until the entire group of Discordians is blocked by a flickering, grey ball of light. There is a loud clapping sound and springs explode in all directions as the light bubble pops. Only the defenders are left. The shadowcorn and pegasi are gone.
"You guys ready?"
"Ready!"
"For Discord!"
"Do it!"
>>537478
He blocks it with his shield, but doesn't charge.
>>537480
Your armor ripples and clanks around you as you shift into your supernatural fighting form.
>>537481
Maybe if there were three of you, but the world doesn't deserve that kind of good fortune. The matrix is too powerful for you to close on your own.
>>537482
He hits you to the side with a hammer.
>>537483
Your bolt punches through his neighbor's shield and hits his neck, but he doesn't go down.
The paladins get ready to charge again, but the Discordian's break their lines.
"Gogogogo!"
The ones on either side of the middle Discordian and balance on his back. He reaches up to grab their hooves as the next two jump onto their backs. More hooves are linked as the last one jumps up onto them and links hooves to complete the circle.
"For Discord!"
"All the snack bars!"
They start to rotate counterclockwise. Slowly at first, but a second later they are spinning too fast to see. Faster and faster they go, until they are a blur. Then, as they slow down, it becomes obvious they have changed. In their place is now a large, spinning wheel devided up into small segments. A clicker clicks at the top like it were a versicle roulette table. One the edges or the wheel in each segment things like snowflakes, flames, stones, and chains are drawn. The wheel can be studied to see what other things are drawn.
The wheel noisily clacks around and around, but is quickly slowing down.
He blocks it with his shield, but doesn't charge.
>>537480
Your armor ripples and clanks around you as you shift into your supernatural fighting form.
>>537481
Maybe if there were three of you, but the world doesn't deserve that kind of good fortune. The matrix is too powerful for you to close on your own.
>>537482
He hits you to the side with a hammer.
>>537483
Your bolt punches through his neighbor's shield and hits his neck, but he doesn't go down.
The paladins get ready to charge again, but the Discordian's break their lines.
"Gogogogo!"
The ones on either side of the middle Discordian and balance on his back. He reaches up to grab their hooves as the next two jump onto their backs. More hooves are linked as the last one jumps up onto them and links hooves to complete the circle.
"For Discord!"
"All the snack bars!"
They start to rotate counterclockwise. Slowly at first, but a second later they are spinning too fast to see. Faster and faster they go, until they are a blur. Then, as they slow down, it becomes obvious they have changed. In their place is now a large, spinning wheel devided up into small segments. A clicker clicks at the top like it were a versicle roulette table. One the edges or the wheel in each segment things like snowflakes, flames, stones, and chains are drawn. The wheel can be studied to see what other things are drawn.
The wheel noisily clacks around and around, but is quickly slowing down.
>>537485
The wheel catches on fire, but continues to spin without taking damage.
This must be a divine construct. You've not seen one of these since the time Pinkie and Bessy accidentally filled your room with unpoppable balloons.
>>537486
You try to small into the wheel, but the wooden pegs on its edge catch your armor and throw you up into the air.
>>537487
>>537488
The wheel can no longer see where it is going or what its result will be.
>>537489
You can see zombies, a few dragons, some explosions, and a single skull and crossbones.
The wheel is getting slower and slower now. You can easily track each shape as it spins.
The wheel catches on fire, but continues to spin without taking damage.
This must be a divine construct. You've not seen one of these since the time Pinkie and Bessy accidentally filled your room with unpoppable balloons.
>>537486
You try to small into the wheel, but the wooden pegs on its edge catch your armor and throw you up into the air.
>>537487
>>537488
The wheel can no longer see where it is going or what its result will be.
>>537489
You can see zombies, a few dragons, some explosions, and a single skull and crossbones.
The wheel is getting slower and slower now. You can easily track each shape as it spins.
>>537492
Behind the wheel is the Statue and the burnt circle where the thing around the shadowcorn was. The smell of evil is almost completely gone now.
>>537493
You pit your faith against five dedicated Discordians. They weight of their conviction crushes down on you as you slow down the wheel even fast.
Roll.
*click*
*click*
*click*
*click*
*click*
*click*
*click*
The wheel has almost stopped spinning.
Behind the wheel is the Statue and the burnt circle where the thing around the shadowcorn was. The smell of evil is almost completely gone now.
>>537493
You pit your faith against five dedicated Discordians. They weight of their conviction crushes down on you as you slow down the wheel even fast.
Roll.
*click*
*click*
*click*
*click*
*click*
*click*
*click*
The wheel has almost stopped spinning.
>>537495
You try your hardest, but alone your faith is not strong enough to stop five ponies willing to die for their god.
You can feel how alone you are, and how your mind and body begins to unravel.
>>537496
Your teeth nearly get knocked loose by the wooden pegs. This thing is beyond the scope of mortal power.
>>537497
Your TK slides off of it like it's made of magical butter.
*click*
*click*
*click*
*click*
*click*
*click*
You try your hardest, but alone your faith is not strong enough to stop five ponies willing to die for their god.
You can feel how alone you are, and how your mind and body begins to unravel.
>>537496
Your teeth nearly get knocked loose by the wooden pegs. This thing is beyond the scope of mortal power.
>>537497
Your TK slides off of it like it's made of magical butter.
*click*
*click*
*click*
*click*
*click*
*click*
>>537499
The Discordians and shadow alicorn are gone. Pomelo is coming apart as he tries to stop a Discordian Danger Wheel by himself, but Bessy and the Party Paladin rush in to help.
>>537500
>>537504
You and the Party Paladin flank Pomelo as he begins to dematerialize. Pouring your love, friendship, and laughter into Pomelo. Using him as a catalyst, the two of you pull his missing pieces back from beyond and channel your goddess's power into the wheel. It slows, slows, slows as the ticker moves past a dragon.
The very next segment is the only skull and crossbones on the wheel.
>>537503
The statue is still there. The Discordians are all gone, as is the shadowy alicorn.
>>537505
You think a heartfelt prayer, and start to feel warm inside. The feeling bubbles up inside you as you focus on the wheel, pushing hard to keep it off that skull. Harder and harder you press, but it won't stop. Suddenly, you make a noise.
It's a strange noise. Something none of you thought might be possible. The noise comes again, and this time it is certain that is is from Dreamkicker. Jaws drop among the Nature paladins as Dreamkicker giggle. He does it again, and again. Soon, he is shaking with mirth and the giggling turns into full-blown laughter. Smiling as wide as a mile and laughing loudly, his horn shines the same shade of pink that Pomelo, Bessy, and the Laughter Paladin are shining. The wheel spins just a little more, then stops on the peg.
The clicker snaps, then the wheel splits down the middle. It bursts apart in a shower of technicolor sparks and the fragments fly off into the shadows.
The Discordians and shadow alicorn are gone. Pomelo is coming apart as he tries to stop a Discordian Danger Wheel by himself, but Bessy and the Party Paladin rush in to help.
>>537500
>>537504
You and the Party Paladin flank Pomelo as he begins to dematerialize. Pouring your love, friendship, and laughter into Pomelo. Using him as a catalyst, the two of you pull his missing pieces back from beyond and channel your goddess's power into the wheel. It slows, slows, slows as the ticker moves past a dragon.
The very next segment is the only skull and crossbones on the wheel.
>>537503
The statue is still there. The Discordians are all gone, as is the shadowy alicorn.
>>537505
You think a heartfelt prayer, and start to feel warm inside. The feeling bubbles up inside you as you focus on the wheel, pushing hard to keep it off that skull. Harder and harder you press, but it won't stop. Suddenly, you make a noise.
It's a strange noise. Something none of you thought might be possible. The noise comes again, and this time it is certain that is is from Dreamkicker. Jaws drop among the Nature paladins as Dreamkicker giggle. He does it again, and again. Soon, he is shaking with mirth and the giggling turns into full-blown laughter. Smiling as wide as a mile and laughing loudly, his horn shines the same shade of pink that Pomelo, Bessy, and the Laughter Paladin are shining. The wheel spins just a little more, then stops on the peg.
The clicker snaps, then the wheel splits down the middle. It bursts apart in a shower of technicolor sparks and the fragments fly off into the shadows.
>>537510
He keeps laughing, but turns it into a more refines chuckle as his horn stops glowing.
>>537512
You find a few jewels set into an old pulpit.
>>537513
The Nature paladins shrug.
"Well, they got away with that creepy alicorn."
>>537514
You focus your divine energy, but neither of the other two focus it through the three of you.
>>537515
You turn the laughter into a refined chuckle and turn your grin into a smile.
>>537516
You stretch your legs out and pull Bessy and Dreamkicker into a big hug.
He keeps laughing, but turns it into a more refines chuckle as his horn stops glowing.
>>537512
You find a few jewels set into an old pulpit.
>>537513
The Nature paladins shrug.
"Well, they got away with that creepy alicorn."
>>537514
You focus your divine energy, but neither of the other two focus it through the three of you.
>>537515
You turn the laughter into a refined chuckle and turn your grin into a smile.
>>537516
You stretch your legs out and pull Bessy and Dreamkicker into a big hug.
>>537518
>>537519
The three of you hug while the Pinkie paladin grabs a few Nature paladins to scour the temple.
>>537520
The only Discordians left are the ones that were killed in battle. The pegasi formed a teleporation matrix around the shadow alicorn and teleported away with it. The remaining Discordians sacrificed themselves to summon a Wheel of Misfortune, which was just destroyed.
>>537521
One of them growls back at you, apparently knowing how to speak wargish.
"I bet I can guess where they went."
>>537519
The three of you hug while the Pinkie paladin grabs a few Nature paladins to scour the temple.
>>537520
The only Discordians left are the ones that were killed in battle. The pegasi formed a teleporation matrix around the shadow alicorn and teleported away with it. The remaining Discordians sacrificed themselves to summon a Wheel of Misfortune, which was just destroyed.
>>537521
One of them growls back at you, apparently knowing how to speak wargish.
"I bet I can guess where they went."
>>537523
Just a scorchmark caused by the magic.
>>537525
Nevermind, then
"Uh, it wasn't exactly moving."
"I don't think it was even alive."
>>537526
The Nature paladins grab their weapons.
"Then what are we waiting for?"
>>537528
>>537526
>>537529
The crystal turns heart red. You could use this make to someone fall head over hooves in love with you or someone of your choosing, assuming no other god decided to stop it.
Just a scorchmark caused by the magic.
>>537525
Nevermind, then
"Uh, it wasn't exactly moving."
"I don't think it was even alive."
>>537526
The Nature paladins grab their weapons.
"Then what are we waiting for?"
>>537528
>>537526
>>537529
The crystal turns heart red. You could use this make to someone fall head over hooves in love with you or someone of your choosing, assuming no other god decided to stop it.
>>537530
"Whatever it was, it was evil. And evil has a way of twisting ponies. Or strengthening the evil that's already there. This place already had a problem with vampires, ghouls, and all sorts of things. No sense in giving them an even bigger advantage."
Start heading towards the door.
"Let's get going."
"Whatever it was, it was evil. And evil has a way of twisting ponies. Or strengthening the evil that's already there. This place already had a problem with vampires, ghouls, and all sorts of things. No sense in giving them an even bigger advantage."
Start heading towards the door.
"Let's get going."
How long do you all want to keep going? I can run this again tomorrow night.
>>537531
The other paladins come back from their sweep and announce the temple is clear. As they follow you out one of the Nature paladins speaks.
"Can you change back into your werform? Maybe your nose can guide us around the zombies."
>>537532
Your gear is good.
>>537533
>>537534
>>537535
>>537536
All of you leave the temple. It is dark and oppressive as ever out here.
>>537531
The other paladins come back from their sweep and announce the temple is clear. As they follow you out one of the Nature paladins speaks.
"Can you change back into your werform? Maybe your nose can guide us around the zombies."
>>537532
Your gear is good.
>>537533
>>537534
>>537535
>>537536
All of you leave the temple. It is dark and oppressive as ever out here.
>>537538
They are.
You go with them.
>>537539
You shift back into werwarg form. The zombie smell a lot like the thing in the temple, but less powerful. They are easy to smell, but you have to focus to avoid them instead of tracking them down.
>>537540
You see a few zombies in the distance as werBrutus leads the party.
>>537541
Just a few zombies in the distance as you are led by werBrutus. There is werBrutus, technically, but eh.
>>537542
You hop up onto a buffalo's back. As you notice that you hopped on to Brutus he changes under you into a hulking, armored werwarg. Too scared to do anything you spend the rest of the trip shivering on his back.
All of you arrive at the old Discordian temple a few minutes later. They gates are still sealed shut by Andelia's vines.
They are.
You go with them.
>>537539
You shift back into werwarg form. The zombie smell a lot like the thing in the temple, but less powerful. They are easy to smell, but you have to focus to avoid them instead of tracking them down.
>>537540
You see a few zombies in the distance as werBrutus leads the party.
>>537541
Just a few zombies in the distance as you are led by werBrutus. There is werBrutus, technically, but eh.
>>537542
You hop up onto a buffalo's back. As you notice that you hopped on to Brutus he changes under you into a hulking, armored werwarg. Too scared to do anything you spend the rest of the trip shivering on his back.
All of you arrive at the old Discordian temple a few minutes later. They gates are still sealed shut by Andelia's vines.
>>537560
The paladins shrug.
"Who knows? It's Discordians. If they thought we'd expect them to trap the gate then they probably didn't."
>>537561
You look through the gate and see no traps at all in them or the courtyard beyond. However, your vision cannot penetrate the temple.
>>537563
You pull open the gate. The path beyond is broken with dread vines and the courtyard is a grey mess of withered plants and broken statues.
>>537566
>>537567
>>537570
As they walk in a few of the Nature paladins start whistling a popular love ballad.
Everyone is now inside the grounds of the Discordian temple. From where you are it looks like a standard two story mansion. There is a large entrance, the doors are gone, between two parts of the building designed to look like watchtowers. The building extends in each direction rather normally after that. There are windows on the first and second floor.
The paladins shrug.
"Who knows? It's Discordians. If they thought we'd expect them to trap the gate then they probably didn't."
>>537561
You look through the gate and see no traps at all in them or the courtyard beyond. However, your vision cannot penetrate the temple.
>>537563
You pull open the gate. The path beyond is broken with dread vines and the courtyard is a grey mess of withered plants and broken statues.
>>537566
>>537567
>>537570
As they walk in a few of the Nature paladins start whistling a popular love ballad.
Everyone is now inside the grounds of the Discordian temple. From where you are it looks like a standard two story mansion. There is a large entrance, the doors are gone, between two parts of the building designed to look like watchtowers. The building extends in each direction rather normally after that. There are windows on the first and second floor.
>>537577
It smells…Chaotic.
>>537578
You are pretty sure they either teleported directly into the mansion, or came in from the side or back.
>>537579
The inside looks clear. The way inside is flanked by two dry fountains. The floor is made from polished wood and the hallway continues around a corner.
>>537580
>>537581
Neither of you can see through the windows. In fact, they aren't even windows. They are just paintings meant to look like window.
It smells…Chaotic.
>>537578
You are pretty sure they either teleported directly into the mansion, or came in from the side or back.
>>537579
The inside looks clear. The way inside is flanked by two dry fountains. The floor is made from polished wood and the hallway continues around a corner.
>>537580
>>537581
Neither of you can see through the windows. In fact, they aren't even windows. They are just paintings meant to look like window.
>>538088
Your normal nose isn't anywhere near as keen as your wernose.
>>538089
You follow the buffalo.
>>538090
They aren't really towers. They are just parts of the building made to resemble guard towers. You cannot see any arrowslits or anything like that in them.
>>538093
You go down the hallway with the others.
At the end of the hallway is a metal placard on the wall. The hallway splits in a T-intersection.
Your normal nose isn't anywhere near as keen as your wernose.
>>538089
You follow the buffalo.
>>538090
They aren't really towers. They are just parts of the building made to resemble guard towers. You cannot see any arrowslits or anything like that in them.
>>538093
You go down the hallway with the others.
At the end of the hallway is a metal placard on the wall. The hallway splits in a T-intersection.
>>538097
You rejoin them.
>>538099
Each splitting hallway looks exactly the same as the entrance hallway. Wood floor, green walls, grey roof.
>>538096
>>538098
Two steps forward, one step back
Getting in is simple if you're smart
Getting farther is easy if you are smarter still
Rhyming and
structure is for babies
You rejoin them.
>>538099
Each splitting hallway looks exactly the same as the entrance hallway. Wood floor, green walls, grey roof.
>>538096
>>538098
Two steps forward, one step back
Getting in is simple if you're smart
Getting farther is easy if you are smarter still
Rhyming and
structure is for babies
>>538136
>>538137
Ooh ohohohohoh!
Party Survival, I throw those little pop it things on the ground! Anyone who steps here is gonna trigger them so we know if they're gonna try and clean this up!
'1d10'
Also try and rig up some trap involving popping the balloons so we'll definitely know when they're here!
'1d10'
Roll #1 10 = 10 / Roll #2 4 = 4
>>538137
Ooh ohohohohoh!
Party Survival, I throw those little pop it things on the ground! Anyone who steps here is gonna trigger them so we know if they're gonna try and clean this up!
'1d10'
Also try and rig up some trap involving popping the balloons so we'll definitely know when they're here!
'1d10'
Roll #1 10 = 10 / Roll #2 4 = 4
>>538139
You get out your special wood-colored party poppers and scatter them on the floor behind you. They blend in perfectly with the floor and cannot easily be found.
You can't quite rig a balloon popping trap though.
>>538140
>>538141
The two of you continue forwards along with half the paladins. After a while you each come back to the T-intersection. It looks like you all came out of the left hallway.
You get out your special wood-colored party poppers and scatter them on the floor behind you. They blend in perfectly with the floor and cannot easily be found.
You can't quite rig a balloon popping trap though.
>>538140
>>538141
The two of you continue forwards along with half the paladins. After a while you each come back to the T-intersection. It looks like you all came out of the left hallway.
>>538150
You walk back down the hallway to the entrance go around the corner.
You are now in a square, stone room with a door opposite you. On the door is a very large lock. The only thing in here is a wooden plank on the wall that says KEY on it. There are several nails driven into it and from each hangs of a key of different size and shape. Behind you is a door with the word EXIT written on it.
You walk back down the hallway to the entrance go around the corner.
You are now in a square, stone room with a door opposite you. On the door is a very large lock. The only thing in here is a wooden plank on the wall that says KEY on it. There are several nails driven into it and from each hangs of a key of different size and shape. Behind you is a door with the word EXIT written on it.
>>538152
>>538153
You both get the strange urge to follow Pomelo's hoofsteps exactly.
You are now in a square, stone room with a door opposite you. On the door is a very large lock. The only thing in here is a wooden plank on the wall that says KEY on it. There are several nails driven into it and from each hangs of a key of different size and shape. Behind you is a door with the word EXIT written on it.
>>538153
You both get the strange urge to follow Pomelo's hoofsteps exactly.
You are now in a square, stone room with a door opposite you. On the door is a very large lock. The only thing in here is a wooden plank on the wall that says KEY on it. There are several nails driven into it and from each hangs of a key of different size and shape. Behind you is a door with the word EXIT written on it.
>>538183
>>538184
>>538185
>>538186
All of you head down and around the hallway. You each emerge into a much larger room. The walks, floors, and ceiling are painted gaudy colored and all the lines and angles in the room seem to be off. Several seemingly different sized doors lead away from the room and are marked with words like Food, Sleep, Fun, Books, etc. There is a door with Sanctuary written near it. Near the door is a pedestal.
>>538184
>>538185
>>538186
All of you head down and around the hallway. You each emerge into a much larger room. The walks, floors, and ceiling are painted gaudy colored and all the lines and angles in the room seem to be off. Several seemingly different sized doors lead away from the room and are marked with words like Food, Sleep, Fun, Books, etc. There is a door with Sanctuary written near it. Near the door is a pedestal.
Ahead is a long, eye-twisting corridor. It seems to rotate back and forth as it goes, leaving points where the roof seems like it has replaced the floor. The hallway also seems to grow larger or smaller in places, but from this distance it is hard to tell. Lights hang in randomly placed recesses in the walls, floor, and ceiling.
It looks wide enough for four ponies or two buffalo to walk side-by-side in.
It looks wide enough for four ponies or two buffalo to walk side-by-side in.
>>541876
>>541863
>>541888
>>541889
>>541890
All of you walk into the strange hallway. The journey is a strange mix of ups, downs, left, rights, and loops as the scenery changes. All of you walk along the walls as the hallway changes to resemble an old magma chute. After that the party passes through a waterfall and the head of the line walks along the floor, over the heads of the back of the line who are still walking on a crystal ceiling. The hallway does expand and contract but all of you do so as well, although not always in the same order.
Eventually, a corkscrewing path leads you all to one last pair of doors. They are abnormally tall, made of a yellowish wood, and gilded with some common grey metal.
>>541863
>>541888
>>541889
>>541890
All of you walk into the strange hallway. The journey is a strange mix of ups, downs, left, rights, and loops as the scenery changes. All of you walk along the walls as the hallway changes to resemble an old magma chute. After that the party passes through a waterfall and the head of the line walks along the floor, over the heads of the back of the line who are still walking on a crystal ceiling. The hallway does expand and contract but all of you do so as well, although not always in the same order.
Eventually, a corkscrewing path leads you all to one last pair of doors. They are abnormally tall, made of a yellowish wood, and gilded with some common grey metal.
>>541912
>>541911
There is no response.
>>541908
It takes a moment for any of you to process what you are all seeing. The room each of you has all stepped into is far too large to be inside the mansion, but here it is. The floor, made mostly of mosaics, spreads forwards and to the left and right. Along the walls rise massive columns of stone, ice, woods, various minerals, and unfamiliar materials. There is no ceiling to this room, however. Instead, above all of you is a sky quickly and randomly experience all stages of day and night and every conceivable mixture of weather.
Not too far away, just barely still in earshot, the Discordian pegasi stand at the base of a large chimera statue which is several times taller than they are. They form a ring around the prone form of the shadowy alicorn they took from the Temple of Luna and shout strange words in rapidly changing voices.
>>541910
Dreamkicker
>>541911
There is no response.
>>541908
It takes a moment for any of you to process what you are all seeing. The room each of you has all stepped into is far too large to be inside the mansion, but here it is. The floor, made mostly of mosaics, spreads forwards and to the left and right. Along the walls rise massive columns of stone, ice, woods, various minerals, and unfamiliar materials. There is no ceiling to this room, however. Instead, above all of you is a sky quickly and randomly experience all stages of day and night and every conceivable mixture of weather.
Not too far away, just barely still in earshot, the Discordian pegasi stand at the base of a large chimera statue which is several times taller than they are. They form a ring around the prone form of the shadowy alicorn they took from the Temple of Luna and shout strange words in rapidly changing voices.
>>541910
Dreamkicker
You cannot see through them. You cannot even see this hallway. The only things you can see are your friends and the paladins.
>>541923
It looks like it is missing a leg, or a head. It's hard to tell from this distance.
>>541922
>>541927
>>541927
>>541929
>>541930
The Discordians prove to be much farther away than they first appeared, and keep growing farther and farther away. As you all move towards them they grow closer then farther apart. A few paladins break into a trot, then a gallop to try and reach them.
It looks like it is missing a leg, or a head. It's hard to tell from this distance.
>>541922
>>541927
>>541927
>>541929
>>541930
The Discordians prove to be much farther away than they first appeared, and keep growing farther and farther away. As you all move towards them they grow closer then farther apart. A few paladins break into a trot, then a gallop to try and reach them.
>>541933
The paladins outpace you, as they are taking two long steps forwards to each of your small steps forwards.
>>541935
>>541936
>>541938
All of you watch the paladins quickly close the gap with the Discordians while you all start to move backwards. Bessy throws a stone behind her but luckily doesn't trip on it.
The paladins outpace you, as they are taking two long steps forwards to each of your small steps forwards.
>>541935
>>541936
>>541938
All of you watch the paladins quickly close the gap with the Discordians while you all start to move backwards. Bessy throws a stone behind her but luckily doesn't trip on it.
>>541940
>>541941
>>541942
>>541944
>>541945
>>541947
All of you charge forwards, through a sandstorm then a blizzard, and begin to catch up with the paladins. The landscape shift and fades, some sections of floor even vanishing if they are not looked directly at, as you all run. Finally, you all catch up to the paladins.
The distances stop changing as you all finally grow close to the circle of pegasi. The world tilts onto its side, suddenly, and when it returns to normal (or as normal as it can get here) the circle of pegasi is gone and only the chimera statue remains. It looks down at you all and rises to a standing position. Three voices, the loudest from what you thought were the pegasi, speak.
"So predictable."
"And boring."
"Shut up and kill them so we can finish waking lord Discord."
"But that's exactly what he would expect us to do!"
"Which is why he'd never expect us to do it, now shut up and kill them!"
YOU ARE FIGHTING A GREATER CHIMERA. FROM ITS SHOULDERS RISE THE SCARED HEAD OF A TIGER AND THE HEAD OF A LARGE-MOUTHED GOAT. THERE IS ALSO A BEAR HEAD, BUT IT IS ASLEEP. INSTEAD OF A TAIL, THE BEAST HAS A LONG SNAKE WITH A MOUTH FULL OF VENEMOUS FANGS.
Far, far off to the left, sometimes right and other times up, are the pegasi and a giant dice cup. They grab ropes attached to its sides and lift it into the air.
>>541941
>>541942
>>541944
>>541945
>>541947
All of you charge forwards, through a sandstorm then a blizzard, and begin to catch up with the paladins. The landscape shift and fades, some sections of floor even vanishing if they are not looked directly at, as you all run. Finally, you all catch up to the paladins.
The distances stop changing as you all finally grow close to the circle of pegasi. The world tilts onto its side, suddenly, and when it returns to normal (or as normal as it can get here) the circle of pegasi is gone and only the chimera statue remains. It looks down at you all and rises to a standing position. Three voices, the loudest from what you thought were the pegasi, speak.
"So predictable."
"And boring."
"Shut up and kill them so we can finish waking lord Discord."
"But that's exactly what he would expect us to do!"
"Which is why he'd never expect us to do it, now shut up and kill them!"
YOU ARE FIGHTING A GREATER CHIMERA. FROM ITS SHOULDERS RISE THE SCARED HEAD OF A TIGER AND THE HEAD OF A LARGE-MOUTHED GOAT. THERE IS ALSO A BEAR HEAD, BUT IT IS ASLEEP. INSTEAD OF A TAIL, THE BEAST HAS A LONG SNAKE WITH A MOUTH FULL OF VENEMOUS FANGS.
Far, far off to the left, sometimes right and other times up, are the pegasi and a giant dice cup. They grab ropes attached to its sides and lift it into the air.
>>541955
Your bolt falls far short then falls back down and nearly hits you before falling up into the sky.
>>541956
The purple, glowing bolt bounces off its flesh. The goat head laughs.
"Grogar has no hold here, youngling!"
>>541957
Your shield falls long before it can reach them and gets suck in a patch of stoney floor. Luckily, the magics in it return it to you.
>>541958
You start to make a cut in her leg so that you can suck the poison out if she gets bit, but a gargantuan paw slaps you down.
>>541959
You use your storng earth pony muscles to leap at the tiger head. Shifting in midflight, you sink your teeth into its scarred flesh. The tiger head winces but laughs.
"Pain is nothing to me!"
The Greater Chimera is immune to critical hits!
>>541961
You shoot its feet with a special pellet and pink smoke escapes from it. Unfortunately, the monster is too large by far to be completely shrouded.
"Ugh, that stinks!"
+1 to all attacks against the Greater Chimera next turn.
>>541965
All three waking heads laugh.
"You?"
"Kill us?"
"We are blesssssed by Dissssssssscord himssssself, fool!"
The paladins spread out to try and encircle the beast before attacking.
The Discordians open their cub and let a die the size of a shipping contain fall free. Each pip on the die is a skull.
[1d10]
Pomelo: 3/5 Hits
Roll #1 1 = 1
Your bolt falls far short then falls back down and nearly hits you before falling up into the sky.
>>541956
The purple, glowing bolt bounces off its flesh. The goat head laughs.
"Grogar has no hold here, youngling!"
>>541957
Your shield falls long before it can reach them and gets suck in a patch of stoney floor. Luckily, the magics in it return it to you.
>>541958
You start to make a cut in her leg so that you can suck the poison out if she gets bit, but a gargantuan paw slaps you down.
>>541959
You use your storng earth pony muscles to leap at the tiger head. Shifting in midflight, you sink your teeth into its scarred flesh. The tiger head winces but laughs.
"Pain is nothing to me!"
The Greater Chimera is immune to critical hits!
>>541961
You shoot its feet with a special pellet and pink smoke escapes from it. Unfortunately, the monster is too large by far to be completely shrouded.
"Ugh, that stinks!"
+1 to all attacks against the Greater Chimera next turn.
>>541965
All three waking heads laugh.
"You?"
"Kill us?"
"We are blesssssed by Dissssssssscord himssssself, fool!"
The paladins spread out to try and encircle the beast before attacking.
The Discordians open their cub and let a die the size of a shipping contain fall free. Each pip on the die is a skull.
[1d10]
Pomelo: 3/5 Hits
Roll #1 1 = 1
>>541976
One of your minions is nearly smashed by the gargantuan beast, but the other manages to strike at the goats head when it comes low enough.
>>541979
You strike the snake attached to the beast's rear with five lightning bolts, making it twist and shout and scream and laugh as electricity courses through it. It's scales are seared.
"More! It hurtsssss ssssso good!"
>>541980
>9
You stone falls away to the right until it disappears into the distance.
>>541981
You keep gnawing away at the tough tissue of its face while it tries to swap you away.
"Naggy bitch! Stop that!"
>>541983
The thrashing, electrified snake tail bits your shield like a bat and sends it right back at you. The circle of metal dings off your thick armor then returns to your hoof.
>>541984
You jump off Bessy's back and pull your cannon's rope when you get close enough the the giant goat head. The boxing glove flies out and hits it right in the face.
"Quit that!"
>>541986
A giant goat hoof kicks you away before you can shoot.
"Betchyou can't prove it!"
>>541994
The pinkie paladin and a nature paladin manage to hit the goat and snake head, but the rest and mangled by the creature. One is bit across the back by the sake, lifted into the air, and then thrown to the ground with a sickening crack as the the skull die glows green. One of his legs is broken, taking him out of the fight and leaving him vulnerable.
Pomelo: 3/5 Hits
Olga's minion #1: 1/4 hits 0/0 Wounds
Nature Paldin #5: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
One of your minions is nearly smashed by the gargantuan beast, but the other manages to strike at the goats head when it comes low enough.
>>541979
You strike the snake attached to the beast's rear with five lightning bolts, making it twist and shout and scream and laugh as electricity courses through it. It's scales are seared.
"More! It hurtsssss ssssso good!"
>>541980
>9
You stone falls away to the right until it disappears into the distance.
>>541981
You keep gnawing away at the tough tissue of its face while it tries to swap you away.
"Naggy bitch! Stop that!"
>>541983
The thrashing, electrified snake tail bits your shield like a bat and sends it right back at you. The circle of metal dings off your thick armor then returns to your hoof.
>>541984
You jump off Bessy's back and pull your cannon's rope when you get close enough the the giant goat head. The boxing glove flies out and hits it right in the face.
"Quit that!"
>>541986
A giant goat hoof kicks you away before you can shoot.
"Betchyou can't prove it!"
>>541994
The pinkie paladin and a nature paladin manage to hit the goat and snake head, but the rest and mangled by the creature. One is bit across the back by the sake, lifted into the air, and then thrown to the ground with a sickening crack as the the skull die glows green. One of his legs is broken, taking him out of the fight and leaving him vulnerable.
Pomelo: 3/5 Hits
Olga's minion #1: 1/4 hits 0/0 Wounds
Nature Paldin #5: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
>>541997
Your bolt sticks in a scar on the tiger's head.
"Stop that! It almost tickles!"
>>541999
A powerful hind leg, the tiger paw on it as big as you are, kicks you and sends you sliding back over the Nature paladin. He screams then gurgles as you are forced over him and crush a portion of his chest. The skull die glows green.
>>542000
Your high powered, heat seeking, city guard killing assault pie flies true and hits the strong tiger in his head. He wipes away what should have been a powerful blow and laughs.
"Now it's starting to become a fight!"
>>542001
You're afraid he might die if you touch him. While you try to puzzle out what to do the snake bites you. The painful poison it injects into your body makes your knees lock and causes you to fall onto your side while the two large holes in your bleed.
The Greater Chimera doubles all critfail ranges!
>>542002
The tiger keeps swatting as you chew on the one tattered ear it has left.
"Do you really think you are hurting me?"
You change back into a pony.
>>542003
When the tiger head tries to smash Wolfdelia against the ground, both your minions rush over and start stabbing at it with their bones. The tiger finally snarls and acknowledges the pain it is feeling, now that its face is bleeding from many different cuts.
>>542004
"You already losssssst!"
The snake head snaps around the creature's body and bites you too. The poison it injects makes you bleat in pain as the snake throws you up into the air then slams you back into the ground, breaking two of your legs.
Until they are healed you must roll 2d10 when attacking. The first roll is DC6 and determines if you are able to overcome your pain and attack that round.
The Greater Chimera doubles all critfail ranges!
The party paladin is struck by a goat hoof and nearly knocked over. One of the Nature paladin's sheaths his hammer is a glowing green light and smashes at the tiger's head. The tough tiger snarls again, but it's head drops limply and its tongue lolls out of its mouth. Another paladin hammers away at a goat leg and yet another repeats the green hammer trick with the goat's head. The goat simply laughs as they break its skin. The last two Nature paladins try to attack the snake, but it is too fast and rams them both with its head, knocking one down. The snake sees the near dead Nature paladin try to stand and rams him too, turning the stallion into a smear of red flesh and broken metal.
The Discordians push the gigantic die back into the die cup and start trying to lift it once again.
Brutus: 1/8 Hits
Happyhorn: 0/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds CRIPPLED
Pomelo: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Olga's minion #1: 1/4 hits 0/0 Wounds
Nature Paldin #5: 0/5 Hits 0/5 Wounds CRIPPLEDDEAD
Tiger Head: Helpless
Goat Head: Pained
Snake Head: Hurt
Bear Head: Sleeping
Your bolt sticks in a scar on the tiger's head.
"Stop that! It almost tickles!"
>>541999
A powerful hind leg, the tiger paw on it as big as you are, kicks you and sends you sliding back over the Nature paladin. He screams then gurgles as you are forced over him and crush a portion of his chest. The skull die glows green.
>>542000
Your high powered, heat seeking, city guard killing assault pie flies true and hits the strong tiger in his head. He wipes away what should have been a powerful blow and laughs.
"Now it's starting to become a fight!"
>>542001
You're afraid he might die if you touch him. While you try to puzzle out what to do the snake bites you. The painful poison it injects into your body makes your knees lock and causes you to fall onto your side while the two large holes in your bleed.
The Greater Chimera doubles all critfail ranges!
>>542002
The tiger keeps swatting as you chew on the one tattered ear it has left.
"Do you really think you are hurting me?"
You change back into a pony.
>>542003
When the tiger head tries to smash Wolfdelia against the ground, both your minions rush over and start stabbing at it with their bones. The tiger finally snarls and acknowledges the pain it is feeling, now that its face is bleeding from many different cuts.
>>542004
"You already losssssst!"
The snake head snaps around the creature's body and bites you too. The poison it injects makes you bleat in pain as the snake throws you up into the air then slams you back into the ground, breaking two of your legs.
Until they are healed you must roll 2d10 when attacking. The first roll is DC6 and determines if you are able to overcome your pain and attack that round.
The Greater Chimera doubles all critfail ranges!
The party paladin is struck by a goat hoof and nearly knocked over. One of the Nature paladin's sheaths his hammer is a glowing green light and smashes at the tiger's head. The tough tiger snarls again, but it's head drops limply and its tongue lolls out of its mouth. Another paladin hammers away at a goat leg and yet another repeats the green hammer trick with the goat's head. The goat simply laughs as they break its skin. The last two Nature paladins try to attack the snake, but it is too fast and rams them both with its head, knocking one down. The snake sees the near dead Nature paladin try to stand and rams him too, turning the stallion into a smear of red flesh and broken metal.
The Discordians push the gigantic die back into the die cup and start trying to lift it once again.
Brutus: 1/8 Hits
Happyhorn: 0/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds CRIPPLED
Pomelo: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Olga's minion #1: 1/4 hits 0/0 Wounds
Nature Paldin #5: 0/5 Hits 0/5 Wounds CRIPPLEDDEAD
Tiger Head: Helpless
Goat Head: Pained
Snake Head: Hurt
Bear Head: Sleeping
>>542007
You shakily stand back up to your little hooves, trying to ignore the lingering pain in your body.
>>542008
You shoot the tiger straight in the eye with a bolt, but instead of mangling the orb all the bolt does is tear at its eyelid and make it grunt unconsciously.
>>542009
Your armor and body shifts and you change into your more brutal form.
>>542010
Your stone bounces off the snake's scales as it headbutts you, leaving a smear of gore.
>>542011
The Pinkie Paladin is bit this time, followed by two Nature paladins. All three fall to the ground and scream in pain. Two nature paladins strike the goat in the head, bloodying it a little more. The helpless one is forced to roll away from a kicking leg instead of standing.
>>542012
Your first minion is able to hit the tiger's head, but the second is stopped by an attack from the snake. You run over and beat out a ritualistic healing rhythm onto Pomelo and watch as he starts to heal.
>>542013
>>542014
You cannot stand on your broken legs but are able to line up a shot on the snake's head. Your bolt tears off several scales from the already rough looking snake and makes it hiss back a curse.
>>542015
You mix up and elixer and pour it into Happyhorn's bites. They seal up, but Pomelo will be needed to fix her legs.
It is becoming obvious that certain disasters and successes are more potent than they should be! This creature's Anarchic Presence must be affecting probability!
The pegasi lift their dice cup far away from the battle.
"Bahhhhhh! Enough, I am hungry!"
The chimera starts to stomp at the ground with a hoof. Large tin cans start to rise from the ground around where it is stomping.
Bessy: 3/5 Hits
Brutus: 4/11 Hits 8/8 Wounds
Happyhorn: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds CRIPPLED
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Olga's minion #1: 1/4 hits 0/0 Wounds
Olga's minion #2: 1/4 hits 0/0 Wounds
Pinkie Paladin: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Tiger Head: Helpless
Goat Head: Pained
Snake Head: Very hurt
Bear Head: Sleeping
You shakily stand back up to your little hooves, trying to ignore the lingering pain in your body.
>>542008
You shoot the tiger straight in the eye with a bolt, but instead of mangling the orb all the bolt does is tear at its eyelid and make it grunt unconsciously.
>>542009
Your armor and body shifts and you change into your more brutal form.
>>542010
Your stone bounces off the snake's scales as it headbutts you, leaving a smear of gore.
>>542011
The Pinkie Paladin is bit this time, followed by two Nature paladins. All three fall to the ground and scream in pain. Two nature paladins strike the goat in the head, bloodying it a little more. The helpless one is forced to roll away from a kicking leg instead of standing.
>>542012
Your first minion is able to hit the tiger's head, but the second is stopped by an attack from the snake. You run over and beat out a ritualistic healing rhythm onto Pomelo and watch as he starts to heal.
>>542013
>>542014
You cannot stand on your broken legs but are able to line up a shot on the snake's head. Your bolt tears off several scales from the already rough looking snake and makes it hiss back a curse.
>>542015
You mix up and elixer and pour it into Happyhorn's bites. They seal up, but Pomelo will be needed to fix her legs.
It is becoming obvious that certain disasters and successes are more potent than they should be! This creature's Anarchic Presence must be affecting probability!
The pegasi lift their dice cup far away from the battle.
"Bahhhhhh! Enough, I am hungry!"
The chimera starts to stomp at the ground with a hoof. Large tin cans start to rise from the ground around where it is stomping.
Bessy: 3/5 Hits
Brutus: 4/11 Hits 8/8 Wounds
Happyhorn: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds CRIPPLED
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Olga's minion #1: 1/4 hits 0/0 Wounds
Olga's minion #2: 1/4 hits 0/0 Wounds
Pinkie Paladin: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Tiger Head: Helpless
Goat Head: Pained
Snake Head: Very hurt
Bear Head: Sleeping
>>542017
A goat hoof kicks you away.
"Bad dog!"
Only your wagish rage is keeping you standing.
>>542018
Your body crackles with electricity, half remembering the form it took in the graveyard, as you channel as much power as you can into five pulses of electricity. Instead of atomizing or bursting into electrical flame as you expected, however, the tiger head instead twitches and rolls as it is zapped.
>>542019
You carefully set each of her broken legs then channel your magic through them until she is as god as new.
>>542020
Your first skeleton is able to attack the tiger's head, but is taken out as bone shrapnel hits it. The shrapnel originated from your other skeleton as the snake slams it hard with its face.
You try to heal the Nature paladin, but get a dusting of the shrapnel yourself.
>>542021
You take aim at the snake and hit it with your powerful cannon. The snake head hisses a scream then passes out.
>>542022
The pinkie paladin stands up, but the first Nature paladin cannot find the strength to do so. The second and third Nature paladin rough up the goat head, but it ignores them as it starts to eat the cans. The fourth Nature paladin is able to stand up and hit the Tiger's head, but the last one cannot stand.
>>542023
A leg kicks you as you try to mix another remedy.
>>542024
You try to get up, so the snake bites you again. You can feel a fang brush against your hear as the world suddenly goes black. You can just faintly make out the sounds of combat.
You are at 1 Wound and cannot stand yourself.
The pegasi tip the dice cup again and let the die fall out.
[1d10]
The goat, after waiting for the charge to pass through the cans, starts to eat them. As it does all the damaged heads start to visibly heal and grow stronger. The tiger and snake head both reawaken as the goat eats the last of the cans.
Andelia: 4/6 Hits
Bessy: 3/5 Hits
Brutus: 1/11 Hits 8/8 Wounds
Happyhorn: 0/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Olga: 4/5 Hits
Olga's minion #1: DEAD
Olga's minion #2: DEAD
Pinkie Paladin: 5/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 1/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 5/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Tiger Head: Healthy
Goat Head: Pained
Snake Head: Healthy
Bear Head: Sleeping
Roll #1 6 = 6
A goat hoof kicks you away.
"Bad dog!"
Only your wagish rage is keeping you standing.
>>542018
Your body crackles with electricity, half remembering the form it took in the graveyard, as you channel as much power as you can into five pulses of electricity. Instead of atomizing or bursting into electrical flame as you expected, however, the tiger head instead twitches and rolls as it is zapped.
>>542019
You carefully set each of her broken legs then channel your magic through them until she is as god as new.
>>542020
Your first skeleton is able to attack the tiger's head, but is taken out as bone shrapnel hits it. The shrapnel originated from your other skeleton as the snake slams it hard with its face.
You try to heal the Nature paladin, but get a dusting of the shrapnel yourself.
>>542021
You take aim at the snake and hit it with your powerful cannon. The snake head hisses a scream then passes out.
>>542022
The pinkie paladin stands up, but the first Nature paladin cannot find the strength to do so. The second and third Nature paladin rough up the goat head, but it ignores them as it starts to eat the cans. The fourth Nature paladin is able to stand up and hit the Tiger's head, but the last one cannot stand.
>>542023
A leg kicks you as you try to mix another remedy.
>>542024
You try to get up, so the snake bites you again. You can feel a fang brush against your hear as the world suddenly goes black. You can just faintly make out the sounds of combat.
You are at 1 Wound and cannot stand yourself.
The pegasi tip the dice cup again and let the die fall out.
[1d10]
The goat, after waiting for the charge to pass through the cans, starts to eat them. As it does all the damaged heads start to visibly heal and grow stronger. The tiger and snake head both reawaken as the goat eats the last of the cans.
Andelia: 4/6 Hits
Bessy: 3/5 Hits
Brutus: 1/11 Hits 8/8 Wounds
Happyhorn: 0/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Olga: 4/5 Hits
Olga's minion #1: DEAD
Olga's minion #2: DEAD
Pinkie Paladin: 5/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 1/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 5/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Tiger Head: Healthy
Goat Head: Pained
Snake Head: Healthy
Bear Head: Sleeping
Roll #1 6 = 6
>>542026
You focus all the holy power you can muster, which isn't much in this chaotic sanctum, and pour it into Happyhorn. She rises into the air, her body knitting itself back together, and lands on her hooves.
>>542027
The tiger roars and you and hits you with a giant paw, knocking you to the ground and hurting you through your armor.
>>542029
The snake lashes out and sinks its fangs into your broad back. The painful venom makes you cry as your legs give out and make you collapse.
>>542030
Before you can get anywhere near him the snake head releases Bessy and bits you too. The venom is painful enough to make your vision go temporarily white. When it clears you are screaming on the ground.
>>542031
The Pinkie paladin rushes the Greater Chimera and hits a tiger leg with his hammer. The first Nature paladin is bit by the snake again, and this time a fang goes through his lungs; he gurgles up blood and passes out. The second Nature paladin delivers a powerful blow to the goat's head, making it wince. The fourth and sixth Nature paladins are bit in much the same manner, and react much the same way, as the first Nature paladin.
>>542032
You have no minions left.
You try to raise the paladin, but the skull die glows green as you try. The snake, pony blood dripping from its fangs, and bites you too. The pain hurts like nothing else, and you bleat as you collapse.
>>542033
Happyhorn is already up, so you focus on picking up Andelia and Bessy and Brutus too.
That skull die seems to be further affecting probability! As it is so far away from the combat, it may be something you all have to put up with!
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 4/6 Wounds
Bessy: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Brutus: 11/11 Hits 7/8 Wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Olga: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Olga's minion #1: DEAD
Olga's minion #2: DEAD
Pinkie Paladin: 5/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 0/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER
Nature Paladin #4: 0/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 0/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER
Tiger Head: Healthy
Goat Head: Hurt
Snake Head: Healthy
Bear Head: Sleeping
You focus all the holy power you can muster, which isn't much in this chaotic sanctum, and pour it into Happyhorn. She rises into the air, her body knitting itself back together, and lands on her hooves.
>>542027
The tiger roars and you and hits you with a giant paw, knocking you to the ground and hurting you through your armor.
>>542029
The snake lashes out and sinks its fangs into your broad back. The painful venom makes you cry as your legs give out and make you collapse.
>>542030
Before you can get anywhere near him the snake head releases Bessy and bits you too. The venom is painful enough to make your vision go temporarily white. When it clears you are screaming on the ground.
>>542031
The Pinkie paladin rushes the Greater Chimera and hits a tiger leg with his hammer. The first Nature paladin is bit by the snake again, and this time a fang goes through his lungs; he gurgles up blood and passes out. The second Nature paladin delivers a powerful blow to the goat's head, making it wince. The fourth and sixth Nature paladins are bit in much the same manner, and react much the same way, as the first Nature paladin.
>>542032
You have no minions left.
You try to raise the paladin, but the skull die glows green as you try. The snake, pony blood dripping from its fangs, and bites you too. The pain hurts like nothing else, and you bleat as you collapse.
>>542033
Happyhorn is already up, so you focus on picking up Andelia and Bessy and Brutus too.
That skull die seems to be further affecting probability! As it is so far away from the combat, it may be something you all have to put up with!
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 4/6 Wounds
Bessy: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Brutus: 11/11 Hits 7/8 Wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Olga: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Olga's minion #1: DEAD
Olga's minion #2: DEAD
Pinkie Paladin: 5/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 0/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER
Nature Paladin #4: 0/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 0/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER
Tiger Head: Healthy
Goat Head: Hurt
Snake Head: Healthy
Bear Head: Sleeping
>>542038
Remember that you cannot Resurrect someone or something that has been Raised.
You try to heal yourself on the ground, but this proves to be a bad mood as the snake attacks again. As it's fangs pierce your lungs you feel consciousness slip away.
>>542040
The skull die glows green as you rush forwards, and you feel probability reshuffle. The snake bites you, your armor doing nothing against its fangs, and it pumps poison into you. Your robust, angry body is able to shake off the pain, however.
>>542041
You wrap him in a field of life-giving green energy.
>>542042
You focus on the paladins as you prayer and ask for help. All of the living paladins are healed completely as you fall to the ground.
>>542043
You try to shoot your smoke your smoke pellet higher up, but the goat swallows it then kicks you.
"That tastes like ass!"
>>542045
It looks like this die was based on stolen Grogarian religio-tech. It is as big as a shipping contain you can find in ports. You notice it glow green right before the snake head bites Brutus. You also notice the snake head bite your unoccupied body as well; making it thrash and seize on the ground.
>>542044
The Pinkie paladin and a Nature paladin pair up and smash each side of the tiger's head. It growls but doesn't acknowledge to pain otherwise as they hit it. Two more Nature paladins pair up and attack the goat. The goat head screams before its eyes roll up into its head and it passes out. The last two try to pair as well, but one is hit by the snake while the other attacks it.
>>542046
Andelia
>>542047
Pomelo
>>542048
Your shot bounces harmlessly off the beast as a tiger paw swipes at you.
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 4/6 Wounds
Bessy: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Brutus: 3/11 Hits 7/8 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 0/6 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 3/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Olga: 0/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds CRIPPLED DANGER
Olga's minion #1: DEAD
Olga's minion #2: DEAD
Pinkie Paladin: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Tiger Head: Hurt| Wounded
Goat Head: HELPLESS| Unharmed
Snake Head: Healthy | Unharmed
Bear Head: Sleeping | Unharmed
Remember that you cannot Resurrect someone or something that has been Raised.
You try to heal yourself on the ground, but this proves to be a bad mood as the snake attacks again. As it's fangs pierce your lungs you feel consciousness slip away.
>>542040
The skull die glows green as you rush forwards, and you feel probability reshuffle. The snake bites you, your armor doing nothing against its fangs, and it pumps poison into you. Your robust, angry body is able to shake off the pain, however.
>>542041
You wrap him in a field of life-giving green energy.
>>542042
You focus on the paladins as you prayer and ask for help. All of the living paladins are healed completely as you fall to the ground.
>>542043
You try to shoot your smoke your smoke pellet higher up, but the goat swallows it then kicks you.
"That tastes like ass!"
>>542045
It looks like this die was based on stolen Grogarian religio-tech. It is as big as a shipping contain you can find in ports. You notice it glow green right before the snake head bites Brutus. You also notice the snake head bite your unoccupied body as well; making it thrash and seize on the ground.
>>542044
The Pinkie paladin and a Nature paladin pair up and smash each side of the tiger's head. It growls but doesn't acknowledge to pain otherwise as they hit it. Two more Nature paladins pair up and attack the goat. The goat head screams before its eyes roll up into its head and it passes out. The last two try to pair as well, but one is hit by the snake while the other attacks it.
>>542046
Andelia
You did not study the Discordians much, but you believe the entire Greater Chimera is producing a reality bending field.
>>542047
Pomelo
You have studied the Discordians well, as they are your religion's greatest enemies. The Greater Chimera produces a reality bending field just like Discord himself did. You also know enough about Greater Chimeras, them being Discord's favorite animal, that each head strengthens the body in its own special way.
>>542048
Your shot bounces harmlessly off the beast as a tiger paw swipes at you.
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 4/6 Wounds
Bessy: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Brutus: 3/11 Hits 7/8 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 0/6 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 3/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Olga: 0/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds CRIPPLED DANGER
Olga's minion #1: DEAD
Olga's minion #2: DEAD
Pinkie Paladin: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Tiger Head: Hurt| Wounded
Goat Head: HELPLESS| Unharmed
Snake Head: Healthy | Unharmed
Bear Head: Sleeping | Unharmed
>>542050
The Pinkie paladin is bit in the neck by the snake. He screams and falls to the ground. Three Nature paladins attack the goat head, but the other two are fended off by the Greater Chimera.
>>542051
You get inside your head and stand back up. Those holes are bleeding pretty bad.
>>542052
You slam into the goat's head as hard as you can, but hardly do any damaged despite your mass. The tiger head laughs and laughs.
>>542054
You help the old, frail goat to stand. You aren't sure if you've ever seen her in such bad shape before.
>>542055
You stand up.
>>542057
You try to focus on the dead paladin through your severed horn, but the snake hits you before you can.
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 4/6 Wounds
Bessy: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Brutus: 3/11 Hits 7/8 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 2/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Olga: 0/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds CRIPPLED DANGER
Pinkie Paladin: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #2: 2/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #3: 3/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Tiger Head: Hurt | Wounded
Goat Head: HELPLESS | Wounded
Snake Head: Healthy | Unharmed
Bear Head: Sleeping | Unharmed
The Pinkie paladin is bit in the neck by the snake. He screams and falls to the ground. Three Nature paladins attack the goat head, but the other two are fended off by the Greater Chimera.
>>542051
You get inside your head and stand back up. Those holes are bleeding pretty bad.
>>542052
You slam into the goat's head as hard as you can, but hardly do any damaged despite your mass. The tiger head laughs and laughs.
>>542054
You help the old, frail goat to stand. You aren't sure if you've ever seen her in such bad shape before.
>>542055
You stand up.
>>542057
You try to focus on the dead paladin through your severed horn, but the snake hits you before you can.
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 4/6 Wounds
Bessy: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Brutus: 3/11 Hits 7/8 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 2/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Olga: 0/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds CRIPPLED DANGER
Pinkie Paladin: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #2: 2/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #3: 3/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Tiger Head: Hurt | Wounded
Goat Head: HELPLESS | Wounded
Snake Head: Healthy | Unharmed
Bear Head: Sleeping | Unharmed
>>542059
You are in too much pain to attempt magic and nearly pass out again.
>>542060
You focus your magic on Olga and heal one of the holes left by the snake's multiple bites.
>>542061
The Pinkie paladin stands and attacks the goat's head. The first Nature paladin attacks the goat's head too. The second and third paladins are attacked again by the Greater Chimera, as are the fourth and sixth.
>>542062
You strike the goat's head with another lightning bolt. As the head shakes and twitches the tiger's head laughs.
"That tickles!"
>>542063
You bite the sleeping bear's head. It doesn't react as you scrape it a little.
>>542064
You try to hit the goat's head with a bolt from your sword, but a paw swipes you before you can.
The Discordian pegasi push the skull die back into its cup and start trying to pull it into the air again.
The goat head wakes up with a bleat!
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 4/6 Wounds
Bessy: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Brutus: 3/11 Hits 7/8 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Olga: 5/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds CRIPPLED DANGER
Pinkie Paladin: 5/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 3/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #2: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #3: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 4/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 2/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Tiger Head: Hurt | Wounded
Goat Head: Healthy | Very wounded
Snake Head: Healthy | Unharmed
Bear Head: Sleeping | Unharmed
You are in too much pain to attempt magic and nearly pass out again.
>>542060
You focus your magic on Olga and heal one of the holes left by the snake's multiple bites.
>>542061
The Pinkie paladin stands and attacks the goat's head. The first Nature paladin attacks the goat's head too. The second and third paladins are attacked again by the Greater Chimera, as are the fourth and sixth.
>>542062
You strike the goat's head with another lightning bolt. As the head shakes and twitches the tiger's head laughs.
"That tickles!"
>>542063
You bite the sleeping bear's head. It doesn't react as you scrape it a little.
>>542064
You try to hit the goat's head with a bolt from your sword, but a paw swipes you before you can.
The Discordian pegasi push the skull die back into its cup and start trying to pull it into the air again.
The goat head wakes up with a bleat!
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 4/6 Wounds
Bessy: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Brutus: 3/11 Hits 7/8 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Olga: 5/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds CRIPPLED DANGER
Pinkie Paladin: 5/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 3/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #2: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #3: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 4/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 2/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Tiger Head: Hurt | Wounded
Goat Head: Healthy | Very wounded
Snake Head: Healthy | Unharmed
Bear Head: Sleeping | Unharmed
>>542067
Dreamkicker
>>542068
The goat head woke back up, but isn't looking too pretty. It's missing a tooth and looking a little puffy. When you try to bodyslam it the goat's head headbutts you with a horn half your size.
>>542069
You heal up Olga, then heal the rest of your friends as well.
>>542071
The Pinkie paladin gets hit by a paw. The first Nature paladin attacks the tiger, the second and third the goat, and the fourth and sixth the snake.
>>542072
Before you can shoot the snake bites you and knocks you off Brutus again. The venom hurts really bad, yo.
>>542073
You shoot the scarred tiger in the head with your bolt. He winces but shows no other sign of pain.
>>542074
You switch back to your buffalo form.
The pegasi roll the die!
[1d10]
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 8/8 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Olga: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pinkie Paladin: 3/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 3/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #2: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #3: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 4/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 2/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Tiger Head: Very hurt | Wounded
Goat Head: Healthy | Very wounded
Snake Head: Healthy | Unharmed
Bear Head: Sleeping | Unharmed
Roll #1 7 = 7
Dreamkicker
You know that Discord warped reality around him, making strong attacks hit him and hit others twice as hard. You also know that Chimeras and stronger than the sum of their parts and that taking out their parts is a good way to kill them.
>>542068
The goat head woke back up, but isn't looking too pretty. It's missing a tooth and looking a little puffy. When you try to bodyslam it the goat's head headbutts you with a horn half your size.
>>542069
You heal up Olga, then heal the rest of your friends as well.
>>542071
The Pinkie paladin gets hit by a paw. The first Nature paladin attacks the tiger, the second and third the goat, and the fourth and sixth the snake.
>>542072
Before you can shoot the snake bites you and knocks you off Brutus again. The venom hurts really bad, yo.
>>542073
You shoot the scarred tiger in the head with your bolt. He winces but shows no other sign of pain.
>>542074
You switch back to your buffalo form.
The pegasi roll the die!
[1d10]
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 8/8 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Olga: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pinkie Paladin: 3/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 3/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #2: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #3: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 4/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 2/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Tiger Head: Very hurt | Wounded
Goat Head: Healthy | Very wounded
Snake Head: Healthy | Unharmed
Bear Head: Sleeping | Unharmed
Roll #1 7 = 7
>>542982
You try to focus on your prayer, but your eyes are got by the seven glowing skull pips on the large die. While you stare, the snake bites you and fills you with painful poison, making you drop despite the magic coming from your armor.
>>542985
>>542993
You can't quite manage to stand up this turn under your own power, but Dreamkicker helps you up.
>>542987
Dreamkicker
You help the shegoat back up.
>>542991
You try to scramble up to the top of a hill that has appeared but nearly twist your hoof when it disappears.
>>543006
The Pinkie paladin takes a weak hit from a tiger paw, but the first Nature paladin jumps up and hammers its head hard. The tiger laughs and spits at the paladin. The second, third, and forth paladins attack the goat and the snake while the snake headbutts the sixth paladin and knocks him down.
>>543008
You start preparing to dash around the room and save your friends.
GUARDIAN ACTIVE
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 3/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 8/8 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Olga: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pinkie Paladin: 2/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 3/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #2: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #3: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 4/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Tiger Head: Very hurt | Wounded
Goat Head: Healthy | Very wounded
Snake Head: Hurt | Unharmed
Bear Head: Sleeping | Unharmed
You try to focus on your prayer, but your eyes are got by the seven glowing skull pips on the large die. While you stare, the snake bites you and fills you with painful poison, making you drop despite the magic coming from your armor.
>>542985
>>542993
You can't quite manage to stand up this turn under your own power, but Dreamkicker helps you up.
>>542987
Dreamkicker
It depends how strong the blessing is, and how strongly blessed the Greater Chimera is. Given the location of this Chimera, you'd say it is pretty well blessed.
You help the shegoat back up.
>>542991
You try to scramble up to the top of a hill that has appeared but nearly twist your hoof when it disappears.
>>543006
The Pinkie paladin takes a weak hit from a tiger paw, but the first Nature paladin jumps up and hammers its head hard. The tiger laughs and spits at the paladin. The second, third, and forth paladins attack the goat and the snake while the snake headbutts the sixth paladin and knocks him down.
>>543008
You start preparing to dash around the room and save your friends.
GUARDIAN ACTIVE
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 3/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 8/8 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Olga: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pinkie Paladin: 2/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 3/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #2: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #3: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 4/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Tiger Head: Very hurt | Wounded
Goat Head: Healthy | Very wounded
Snake Head: Hurt | Unharmed
Bear Head: Sleeping | Unharmed
>>543019
You throw your shield at the goat, but it grabs it out of the air and spits it back at you, scratching your armor.
>>543022
>>543024
>>543025
Your periapt glows red as the snake bites you again, bumping more venom into your body. Each beat of your heart is immensely painful and the world starts to quickly grow black. Thankfully, your hubby wubby is there to save you.
>>543023
You pull Pomelo back to his hooves. He looks like crap, if crap looked like a bloody goat that was bitten full of holes.
>>543028
You try to scramble up another hill, but don't realize it is actually a bear paw until a goat hoof kicks you off. You huff and puff as you try to catch your breath.
>>543038
You shoot the goat in one of her eyes but the bolt bounces off after tearing the eyelid. The tiger laughs.
"You are weak!"
>>543049
The Pinkie paladin is hit again, but Brutus is there to support him. The first Nature paladin attacks a tiger leg, the third a goat leg, and the fourth and sixth the snake at the rear of the beast. The snake tries to bite the second Nature paladin, but Brutus is able to pull him off the snake's fangs before it can poison him too much.
GUARDIAN ACTIVE
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 7/8 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 0/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Olga: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pinkie Paladin: 1/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 3/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #2: 1/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #3: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 4/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Tiger Head: Very hurt | Wounded
Goat Head: Healthy | Very wounded
Snake Head: Hurt | Unharmed
Bear Head: Sleeping | Unharmed
You throw your shield at the goat, but it grabs it out of the air and spits it back at you, scratching your armor.
>>543022
>>543024
>>543025
Your periapt glows red as the snake bites you again, bumping more venom into your body. Each beat of your heart is immensely painful and the world starts to quickly grow black. Thankfully, your hubby wubby is there to save you.
>>543023
You pull Pomelo back to his hooves. He looks like crap, if crap looked like a bloody goat that was bitten full of holes.
>>543028
You try to scramble up another hill, but don't realize it is actually a bear paw until a goat hoof kicks you off. You huff and puff as you try to catch your breath.
>>543038
You shoot the goat in one of her eyes but the bolt bounces off after tearing the eyelid. The tiger laughs.
"You are weak!"
>>543049
The Pinkie paladin is hit again, but Brutus is there to support him. The first Nature paladin attacks a tiger leg, the third a goat leg, and the fourth and sixth the snake at the rear of the beast. The snake tries to bite the second Nature paladin, but Brutus is able to pull him off the snake's fangs before it can poison him too much.
GUARDIAN ACTIVE
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 7/8 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 0/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Olga: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pinkie Paladin: 1/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 3/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #2: 1/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #3: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 4/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Tiger Head: Very hurt | Wounded
Goat Head: Healthy | Very wounded
Snake Head: Hurt | Unharmed
Bear Head: Sleeping | Unharmed
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 7/8 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Olga: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pinkie Paladin: 1/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 3/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #2: 1/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #3: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 4/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Tiger Head: HELPLESS | Very wounded
Goat Head: Very hurt | Very wounded
Snake Head: Hurt | Unharmed
Bear Head: Sleeping | Unharmed
Bessy: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 7/8 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Olga: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pinkie Paladin: 1/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 3/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #2: 1/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #3: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 4/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Tiger Head: HELPLESS | Very wounded
Goat Head: Very hurt | Very wounded
Snake Head: Hurt | Unharmed
Bear Head: Sleeping | Unharmed
>>543057
You know better than to try using a spell you don't know in a stressful, dangerous situation so instead you form a magical bludgeon of force and hammer away at the Tiger's head.
>>543059
You heal yourself completely, then heal Bessy and Dreamkicker a little too.
>>543061
The skull pips on the die glow green as you line up your throw. Before you can get it off the snake bites you, hard and fills you with poison. Only your inner stronk keeps you upright.
>>543062
Before you can get to a good firing position the snake headbutts you. Luckily, Brutus is there to support you until Pomelo heals you.
>>543071
A paw swats you while you are yelling.
"Keep ssssssshowing usssssssssss!"
>>543081
The pladins keep Brutus busy as the snake strikes each of them in turn, biting two of the Nature paladins but beeing chased off by the buffalo knight.
"Bah! Enough fighting, I'm starving!"
A goat hoof begins to stamp the ground and large cans appear around it!
Brutus slows down, too tired to safekeep everyone.
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 4/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 1/8 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 3/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Olga: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pinkie Paladin: 1/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #2: 1/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #3: 1/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 4/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Tiger Head: HELPLESS | Very wounded
Goat Head: Very hurt | Very wounded
Snake Head: Hurt | Unharmed
Bear Head: Sleeping | Unharmed
You know better than to try using a spell you don't know in a stressful, dangerous situation so instead you form a magical bludgeon of force and hammer away at the Tiger's head.
>>543059
You heal yourself completely, then heal Bessy and Dreamkicker a little too.
>>543061
The skull pips on the die glow green as you line up your throw. Before you can get it off the snake bites you, hard and fills you with poison. Only your inner stronk keeps you upright.
>>543062
Before you can get to a good firing position the snake headbutts you. Luckily, Brutus is there to support you until Pomelo heals you.
>>543071
A paw swats you while you are yelling.
"Keep ssssssshowing usssssssssss!"
>>543081
The pladins keep Brutus busy as the snake strikes each of them in turn, biting two of the Nature paladins but beeing chased off by the buffalo knight.
"Bah! Enough fighting, I'm starving!"
A goat hoof begins to stamp the ground and large cans appear around it!
Brutus slows down, too tired to safekeep everyone.
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 4/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 1/8 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 3/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Olga: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pinkie Paladin: 1/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #2: 1/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #3: 1/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 4/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Tiger Head: HELPLESS | Very wounded
Goat Head: Very hurt | Very wounded
Snake Head: Hurt | Unharmed
Bear Head: Sleeping | Unharmed
>>543089
The goat mistakes you for a tin can and and takes a chunk out of your back as it bites down. The pain is terrible and you collapse, bleeding.
"Bleh! What was in this thing?"
>>543090
You light your horn, but catch sight of the green glowing skull-die out of the corner of your eyes. A moment later your spell goes wrong and you burst into intense flames that sear away parts of your skin.
>>543091
You line up the goat's head in your crosshairs, but the snake gets you first. It lifts you off the ground as it bites you again and again, then throws you down with enough force to crack the floor. You feel many of your bones break as the world fades to black.
>>543093
Your shot hits the ground below the monster, but it is a dud. The snake rams you with its head again and nearly knocks you over.
>>543094
You try and try, but the snake interrupts you by slamming you under its head.
>>543106
The snake head goes on an absolute rampage. It darts around like green lightning, and everywhere it strikes a screaming paladin falls. Only two paladins avoid it and are able to hit the Tiger head.
The goat starts to eat and quickly finishes its snack. The monster heals as the goat eats, and the tiger head wakes up.
The Discordians roll the die back into the cup and start trying to lift it.
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 0/8 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 0/6 Hits 3/5 WoundsFLAMINGON FIRE
Happyhorn: 0/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER
Pomelo: 3/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Olga: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pinkie Paladin: 0/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Nature Paladin #1: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #2: 0/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Nature Paladin #3: 1/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 4/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 0/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Tiger Head: Healthy | Wounded
Goat Head: Hurt | Wounded
Snake Head: Hurt | Unharmed
Bear Head: Sleeping | Unharmed
The goat mistakes you for a tin can and and takes a chunk out of your back as it bites down. The pain is terrible and you collapse, bleeding.
"Bleh! What was in this thing?"
>>543090
You light your horn, but catch sight of the green glowing skull-die out of the corner of your eyes. A moment later your spell goes wrong and you burst into intense flames that sear away parts of your skin.
>>543091
You line up the goat's head in your crosshairs, but the snake gets you first. It lifts you off the ground as it bites you again and again, then throws you down with enough force to crack the floor. You feel many of your bones break as the world fades to black.
>>543093
Your shot hits the ground below the monster, but it is a dud. The snake rams you with its head again and nearly knocks you over.
>>543094
You try and try, but the snake interrupts you by slamming you under its head.
>>543106
The snake head goes on an absolute rampage. It darts around like green lightning, and everywhere it strikes a screaming paladin falls. Only two paladins avoid it and are able to hit the Tiger head.
The goat starts to eat and quickly finishes its snack. The monster heals as the goat eats, and the tiger head wakes up.
The Discordians roll the die back into the cup and start trying to lift it.
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 0/8 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 0/6 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 0/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER
Pomelo: 3/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Olga: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pinkie Paladin: 0/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Nature Paladin #1: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #2: 0/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Nature Paladin #3: 1/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 4/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 0/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Tiger Head: Healthy | Wounded
Goat Head: Hurt | Wounded
Snake Head: Hurt | Unharmed
Bear Head: Sleeping | Unharmed
>>543109
You ignore the pain and stand up.
>>543112
You roll back and forth on the ground, but cannot extinguish the flames.
>>543116
You rush over to Happyhorn and lift he to her hooves.
>>543119
You close your eyes and start to pray, then scream as the snake bites you once again.
>>543120
No, but Bessy has picked you up.
You are helped up by Bessy and take the first chance to get to flee from combat until someone can heal you.
>>543121
One of the Nature paladins is able to stand, but all the rest remain writhing on the ground. One of the paladins that had remained standing lands a powerful blow on the snake.
The Discordians tip the cup and let the die fall!
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 8/8 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 0/6 Hits 2/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 0/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER
Pomelo: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Olga: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pinkie Paladin: 0/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Nature Paladin #1: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #2: 0/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Nature Paladin #3: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 4/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 0/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Tiger Head: Healthy | Wounded
Goat Head: Hurt | Wounded
Snake Head: Hurt | Unharmed
Bear Head: Sleeping | Unharmed
You ignore the pain and stand up.
>>543112
You roll back and forth on the ground, but cannot extinguish the flames.
>>543116
You rush over to Happyhorn and lift he to her hooves.
>>543119
You close your eyes and start to pray, then scream as the snake bites you once again.
>>543120
No, but Bessy has picked you up.
You are helped up by Bessy and take the first chance to get to flee from combat until someone can heal you.
>>543121
One of the Nature paladins is able to stand, but all the rest remain writhing on the ground. One of the paladins that had remained standing lands a powerful blow on the snake.
The Discordians tip the cup and let the die fall!
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 8/8 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 0/6 Hits 2/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 0/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER
Pomelo: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Olga: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pinkie Paladin: 0/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Nature Paladin #1: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #2: 0/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Nature Paladin #3: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 4/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 0/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Tiger Head: Healthy | Wounded
Goat Head: Hurt | Wounded
Snake Head: Hurt | Unharmed
Bear Head: Sleeping | Unharmed
>>543126
You keep rolling and rolling, but the magical flames won't go out until Brutus flogs you with a a large cloak of his.
>>543127
You beat the unicorn with your large cloak until the flames go out. He looks terrible, and also pretty badly burnt.
>>543128
You sit back and wait for the room to stop spinning.
>>543131
The chimera kicks you before you can shoot.
"Stay down!"
>>543132
You heal some of Dreamkicker's burns, but he still looks pretty bad.
>>543137
The die lands.
The Pinkie paldin jumps up and attacks the tiger head with his hammer a Nature paladin attacks a paw. The snake hammers its snout down on the second Nature paladin, squishing him like an armored bug. Two more Nature paladins get attacked as the sixth one stands up.
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Brutus: 8/8 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 0/6 Hits 3/5 Wounds NO LONGER ON FIRE
Happyhorn: 0/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER
Pomelo: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Olga: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pinkie Paladin: 5/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Nature Paladin #1: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #2: 0/5 Hits 0/5 Wounds DEAD
Nature Paladin #3: 3/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 2/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 1/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Tiger Head: Healthy | Wounded
Goat Head: Hurt | Wounded
Snake Head: Hurt | Unharmed
Bear Head: Sleeping | Unharmed
You keep rolling and rolling, but the magical flames won't go out until Brutus flogs you with a a large cloak of his.
>>543127
You beat the unicorn with your large cloak until the flames go out. He looks terrible, and also pretty badly burnt.
>>543128
You sit back and wait for the room to stop spinning.
>>543131
The chimera kicks you before you can shoot.
"Stay down!"
>>543132
You heal some of Dreamkicker's burns, but he still looks pretty bad.
>>543137
The die lands.
The Pinkie paldin jumps up and attacks the tiger head with his hammer a Nature paladin attacks a paw. The snake hammers its snout down on the second Nature paladin, squishing him like an armored bug. Two more Nature paladins get attacked as the sixth one stands up.
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Brutus: 8/8 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 0/6 Hits 3/5 Wounds NO LONGER ON FIRE
Happyhorn: 0/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER
Pomelo: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Olga: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pinkie Paladin: 5/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Nature Paladin #1: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #2: 0/5 Hits 0/5 Wounds DEAD
Nature Paladin #3: 3/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 2/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 1/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Tiger Head: Healthy | Wounded
Goat Head: Hurt | Wounded
Snake Head: Hurt | Unharmed
Bear Head: Sleeping | Unharmed
>>543143
You take your time and stand up.
Oops.
>>543144
You run out and are soon near enough to heal her.
>>543145
DK is already up, so instead you attack the goat head. It grunts as you hit it with a stone and curses at you.
>>543146
The snake puts an end to your plans. AS it pumps even more venom into you you see the skull die glowing green.
>>543147
You cheer for them and inspire Andelia to start healing people.
>>543154
The Pinkie paladin rushes the tiger head once again, but is stopped by a snakebite. The skull die glows green, and before he can get away the tiger head chops him and spits out a mangled, laughless body. Andelia gets there just in time with a remedy but only just saves him. Two Nature paladins are hit and one is knocked to the ground, but the other two Attack the snake for all they are worth.
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Brutus: 1/8 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 0/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER
Pomelo: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Olga: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pinkie Paladin: 0/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER
Nature Paladin #1: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #2: DEAD
Nature Paladin #3: 1/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 1/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Tiger Head: Healthy | Wounded
Goat Head: Hurt | Wounded
Snake Head: Hurt | Unharmed
Bear Head: Sleeping | Unharmed
You take your time and stand up.
Oops.
>>543144
You run out and are soon near enough to heal her.
>>543145
DK is already up, so instead you attack the goat head. It grunts as you hit it with a stone and curses at you.
>>543146
The snake puts an end to your plans. AS it pumps even more venom into you you see the skull die glowing green.
>>543147
You cheer for them and inspire Andelia to start healing people.
>>543154
The Pinkie paladin rushes the tiger head once again, but is stopped by a snakebite. The skull die glows green, and before he can get away the tiger head chops him and spits out a mangled, laughless body. Andelia gets there just in time with a remedy but only just saves him. Two Nature paladins are hit and one is knocked to the ground, but the other two Attack the snake for all they are worth.
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Brutus: 1/8 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 0/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER
Pomelo: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Olga: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pinkie Paladin: 0/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER
Nature Paladin #1: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #2: DEAD
Nature Paladin #3: 1/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 1/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Tiger Head: Healthy | Wounded
Goat Head: Hurt | Wounded
Snake Head: Hurt | Unharmed
Bear Head: Sleeping | Unharmed
>>543159
Pomelo is up so you shoot the chimera with your crossbow.
>>543160
You slam into a goat leg, unable to reach the head.
>>543162
You hit the ground under the beast with a smoke pellet, shrouding half its body with smoke.
+1 to attacks against the Chimera for 1 turn.
>>543164
>>543168
>>543173
The three of you focus on Pinkie Pie and each other. Laughing, the two of you cease caring about the laws of physics and run straight into each other. Your bodies merge and blur into a large ball of pink energy, which itself turns into a massive pony made of pure energy, wearing a party hat and glasses with a fake nose and mustache. You are now all on the same size level as the Greater Chimera.
"Ha! Your tricks won't save you here!"
"Yeah! What ssssssshe sssssaid!"
You can now all share your skills and bonuses, but also share Hits. When the form reaches 0 hits you all go back to being as you were.
Paladin's skills: Fervor, Shatter, Blast.
>>543166
The die is too far enough, but luckily your balls of fire fall back around the room a few times and hit the goat head. The giant thing screams as it burns, then passes out. The snake blows on its head until the fire is extinguished.
>>543174
The first nature paladin is bit badly by the snake and nearly killed. The second manages to hit the unconcious goat's head. The third is ignored and the fourth is nearly kicked to death.
[1d10]
Laughatar: 10/10 Hits
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Brutus: 1/8 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 0/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Olga: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pinkie Paladin: 0/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER
Nature Paladin #1: 0/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER
Nature Paladin #2: DEAD
Nature Paladin #3: 1/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 0/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER
Tiger Head: Healthy | Wounded
Goat Head: HELPLESS | Very wounded
Snake Head: Very hurt | Unharmed
Bear Head: Sleeping | Unharmed
Roll #1 2 = 2
Pomelo is up so you shoot the chimera with your crossbow.
>>543160
You slam into a goat leg, unable to reach the head.
>>543162
You hit the ground under the beast with a smoke pellet, shrouding half its body with smoke.
+1 to attacks against the Chimera for 1 turn.
>>543164
>>543168
>>543173
The three of you focus on Pinkie Pie and each other. Laughing, the two of you cease caring about the laws of physics and run straight into each other. Your bodies merge and blur into a large ball of pink energy, which itself turns into a massive pony made of pure energy, wearing a party hat and glasses with a fake nose and mustache. You are now all on the same size level as the Greater Chimera.
"Ha! Your tricks won't save you here!"
"Yeah! What ssssssshe sssssaid!"
You can now all share your skills and bonuses, but also share Hits. When the form reaches 0 hits you all go back to being as you were.
Paladin's skills: Fervor, Shatter, Blast.
>>543166
The die is too far enough, but luckily your balls of fire fall back around the room a few times and hit the goat head. The giant thing screams as it burns, then passes out. The snake blows on its head until the fire is extinguished.
>>543174
The first nature paladin is bit badly by the snake and nearly killed. The second manages to hit the unconcious goat's head. The third is ignored and the fourth is nearly kicked to death.
[1d10]
Laughatar: 10/10 Hits
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Brutus: 1/8 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 0/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER
Olga: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 0/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER
Nature Paladin #2: DEAD
Nature Paladin #3: 1/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 0/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER
Tiger Head: Healthy | Wounded
Goat Head: HELPLESS | Very wounded
Snake Head: Very hurt | Unharmed
Bear Head: Sleeping | Unharmed
Roll #1 2 = 2
>>543187
You hit the goat head once again, cutting it badly.
>>543189
God damn keeping track of hits and wounds in this system.
Happyhorn is already up. Instead, you pick up the paladins.
>>543190
>>543177
You try your hardest and pull a body out of the shifting nothing around you. A friendly spirit fills it and awaits your commands.
>>543199
You lash out with a laugh and hit the goat's head as hard as you can. The tiger head laughs.
"You're wasting your effort!"
>>543200
With a swipe of a hoof you crack the goat's horns and leve her open to attack.
>>543201
The pinkie paladin tries to heal, but gets angry when he can't figure out how to use Pomelo's magic and harms the field of good vibes around the Laughatar.
Two of the Nature paladins Attack the helpless goat head as hard as they can.
The goat head is looking bad. It's horns are cracked, and large amounts of skin are gone showing the skull underneath.
Laughatar: 7/10 Hits
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Brutus: 1/8 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Olga: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pinkie Paladin: 0/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER
Nature Paladin #1: 4/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER
Nature Paladin #2: DEAD
Nature Paladin #3: 1/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 5/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 4/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER
Tiger Head: Healthy | Wounded
Goat Head: HELPLESS | Nearly dead
Snake Head: Very hurt | Unharmed
Bear Head: Sleeping | Unharmed
You hit the goat head once again, cutting it badly.
>>543189
God damn keeping track of hits and wounds in this system.
Happyhorn is already up. Instead, you pick up the paladins.
>>543190
>>543177
You try your hardest and pull a body out of the shifting nothing around you. A friendly spirit fills it and awaits your commands.
>>543199
You lash out with a laugh and hit the goat's head as hard as you can. The tiger head laughs.
"You're wasting your effort!"
>>543200
With a swipe of a hoof you crack the goat's horns and leve her open to attack.
>>543201
The pinkie paladin tries to heal, but gets angry when he can't figure out how to use Pomelo's magic and harms the field of good vibes around the Laughatar.
Two of the Nature paladins Attack the helpless goat head as hard as they can.
The goat head is looking bad. It's horns are cracked, and large amounts of skin are gone showing the skull underneath.
Laughatar: 7/10 Hits
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Brutus: 1/8 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER
Olga: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 4/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER
Nature Paladin #2: DEAD
Nature Paladin #3: 1/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 5/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 4/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER
Tiger Head: Healthy | Wounded
Goat Head: HELPLESS | Nearly dead
Snake Head: Very hurt | Unharmed
Bear Head: Sleeping | Unharmed
>>543203
You run in to bash, but as the skull die glows green you are kicked aside by a tiger paw and bit in midflight by the the snake's head. Screaming in pain, you land on the hole where the goat bit you and watch the world start to fade. Mirth fills you though, and you stand and grow stronger.
>>543205
>>543204
Pomelo and Bessy each try to use the same spell at the same time, causing a bit of harmful Discordance. Bessy is able to take control and cast the spell, however, and heal Happyhorn and a few friends.
>>543206
You are hit by a paw before you can get your shot off.
>>543209
You raise another corpse from the nothing while the other lodges itself in the goat's throat and starts boxing the uvula.
>>543210
The die glows green as the paladin tries to inspire his friends, and the Chimera lashes out with a blast of white noise. The laughform collapse into a boring joke, and Besy, Pomelo, and the paladin reappear as they were.
>>543210
Two of the nature paladins are struck by the snake, one almost fatally, but the other two manage to get in. With their hammers they break open the skull of the goat head and smash its brain.
The two remaining Chimera head roar in pain as the goat dies.
The Discordians scoop up the die and start to lift the cup.
Laughatar: 0/10 Hits
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Brutus: 8/8 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 4/6 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds DANGER
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Olga: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pinkie Paladin: 0/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER
Nature Paladin #1: 4/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER
Nature Paladin #2: DEAD
Nature Paladin #3: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 0/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 4/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER
Tiger Head: Healthy | Wounded
Goat Head: DEAD
Snake Head: Very hurt | Unharmed
Bear Head: Sleeping | Unharmed
You run in to bash, but as the skull die glows green you are kicked aside by a tiger paw and bit in midflight by the the snake's head. Screaming in pain, you land on the hole where the goat bit you and watch the world start to fade. Mirth fills you though, and you stand and grow stronger.
>>543205
>>543204
Pomelo and Bessy each try to use the same spell at the same time, causing a bit of harmful Discordance. Bessy is able to take control and cast the spell, however, and heal Happyhorn and a few friends.
>>543206
You are hit by a paw before you can get your shot off.
>>543209
You raise another corpse from the nothing while the other lodges itself in the goat's throat and starts boxing the uvula.
>>543210
The die glows green as the paladin tries to inspire his friends, and the Chimera lashes out with a blast of white noise. The laughform collapse into a boring joke, and Besy, Pomelo, and the paladin reappear as they were.
>>543210
Two of the nature paladins are struck by the snake, one almost fatally, but the other two manage to get in. With their hammers they break open the skull of the goat head and smash its brain.
The two remaining Chimera head roar in pain as the goat dies.
The Discordians scoop up the die and start to lift the cup.
Laughatar: 0/10 Hits
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Brutus: 8/8 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 4/6 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds DANGER
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Olga: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pinkie Paladin: 0/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER
Nature Paladin #1: 4/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER
Nature Paladin #2: DEAD
Nature Paladin #3: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 0/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 4/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER
Tiger Head: Healthy | Wounded
Goat Head: DEAD
Snake Head: Very hurt | Unharmed
Bear Head: Sleeping | Unharmed
>>543212
You heal your paladin friend and let the leftover energy run to the other living paladins.
>>543213
The cup is far far away from you, sometimes to the left, sometimes up above, and other times in a direction you are only mildly aware of. Instead, you lash out and hit the snake head with your fire. The top layer of scales burns away, revealing more underneath as the snake passes out.
>>543214
You raise one of the dead Nature paladins as a minion.
>>543215
The snake head lands on you as ut passes out and you are nearly crushed under it.
>>543216
The tiger swats your shot with a paw, knocking it right back at you.
"You suck!"
>>543217
The strange, chaotic magic of the place coalesce into a small, purple alicorn that slaps you hard enough to knock you off your horns. It vanishes just as quickly as it appears.
One of your minions is destroyed by a stamping tiger paw and the other nearly falls apart from the shockwaves.
>>543218
Two paladins strike the snake, and two more get hurt.
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Brutus: 1/8 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 4/6 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Olga: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Minion #1: Dead
Minion #2: 1/4 Hits
Pinkie Paladin: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 5/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Happyhorn's minion: 4//4 Hits
Nature Paladin #3: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 4/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 1/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Tiger Head: Healthy | Wounded
Goat Head: DEAD
Snake Head: HELPLESS | Wounded
Bear Head: Sleeping | Unharmed
You heal your paladin friend and let the leftover energy run to the other living paladins.
>>543213
The cup is far far away from you, sometimes to the left, sometimes up above, and other times in a direction you are only mildly aware of. Instead, you lash out and hit the snake head with your fire. The top layer of scales burns away, revealing more underneath as the snake passes out.
>>543214
You raise one of the dead Nature paladins as a minion.
>>543215
The snake head lands on you as ut passes out and you are nearly crushed under it.
>>543216
The tiger swats your shot with a paw, knocking it right back at you.
"You suck!"
>>543217
The strange, chaotic magic of the place coalesce into a small, purple alicorn that slaps you hard enough to knock you off your horns. It vanishes just as quickly as it appears.
One of your minions is destroyed by a stamping tiger paw and the other nearly falls apart from the shockwaves.
>>543218
Two paladins strike the snake, and two more get hurt.
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Brutus: 1/8 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 4/6 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Olga: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Minion #1: Dead
Minion #2: 1/4 Hits
Pinkie Paladin: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 5/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Happyhorn's minion: 4//4 Hits
Nature Paladin #3: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 4/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 1/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Tiger Head: Healthy | Wounded
Goat Head: DEAD
Snake Head: HELPLESS | Wounded
Bear Head: Sleeping | Unharmed
>>543220
The Greater Chimera swipes you with a paw before you can reach the snake's head. The force of the blow causes your armor to buckle and snaps half your ribs, making you collapse in agony.
>>543222
Brutus is bolstered.
>>551914
A goat hoof coldclocks you.
"Look who sucks now!"
>>551916
You already rolled.
>>551917
You strike the snake with a bolt. Your minion gets whacked by a hoof.
>>551920
The pinkie paladin is struck by a paw, but the other four tagteam the snake's head.
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 2/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Brutus: 0/8 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER BOLSTERED
Dreamkicker: 4/6 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Olga: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Minion #1: Dead
Minion #2: 1/4 Hits
Pinkie Paladin: 3/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 5/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Happyhorn's minion: 2//4 Hits
Nature Paladin #3: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 4/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 1/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Tiger Head: Healthy | Wounded
Goat Head: DEAD
Snake Head: HELPLESS | Near death
Bear Head: Sleeping | Unharmed
The Greater Chimera swipes you with a paw before you can reach the snake's head. The force of the blow causes your armor to buckle and snaps half your ribs, making you collapse in agony.
>>543222
Brutus is bolstered.
>>551914
A goat hoof coldclocks you.
"Look who sucks now!"
>>551916
You already rolled.
>>551917
You strike the snake with a bolt. Your minion gets whacked by a hoof.
>>551920
The pinkie paladin is struck by a paw, but the other four tagteam the snake's head.
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 2/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Brutus: 0/8 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER BOLSTERED
Dreamkicker: 4/6 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Olga: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Minion #1: Dead
Minion #2: 1/4 Hits
Pinkie Paladin: 3/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 5/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Happyhorn's minion: 2//4 Hits
Nature Paladin #3: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 4/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 1/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Tiger Head: Healthy | Wounded
Goat Head: DEAD
Snake Head: HELPLESS | Near death
Bear Head: Sleeping | Unharmed
>>551924
Your armor starts to ripple as you stand, and by the time you are all the way up you have shifted into some mix between a bear and a wolf that stands as tall as a buffalo. You feel even stronger as Pomelo's healing magic flows through you.
>>551925
You yell at the dead goat's head, totally not coming unhinged from everything you have seen happen, and strike the helpless snake. As Pomelo's runoff energy hits you you feel stronger.
>>551926
You heal the other buffalo as he turns into a big bearwolf thing (Bessy can't do that, right?) and direct the rest of your healing magic to Bessy.
>>551929
The Pinkie Paladin is struck by a paw and sent flying straight into the sixth Nature paladin. The Nature paladin screams as his neck bends at an odd angle and he flops to the ground like a fish. Another Nature paladin is struck, but remains stranding as the last two rush in and strike the snake with their weapons.
>>551928
Your hearts feeling full, you channel a blast of magic at the helpless Snake head. The bolt of magic hit the snake in the eye and vaporizes a large chunk of its head in a magical blast.
The Discordian pegasi push the giant skull die back into its cup and start lifting it.
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 2/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Brutus: 11/11 Hits 8/8 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 4/6 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Olga: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Minion #1: Dead
Minion #2: 1/4 Hits
Pinkie Paladin: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 5/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Happyhorn's minion: 2//4 Hits
Nature Paladin #3: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 2/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 0/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER CRIPPLED
Tiger Head: Healthy | Wounded
Goat Head: DEAD
Snake Head: DEAD
Bear Head: Sleeping | Unharmed
Your armor starts to ripple as you stand, and by the time you are all the way up you have shifted into some mix between a bear and a wolf that stands as tall as a buffalo. You feel even stronger as Pomelo's healing magic flows through you.
>>551925
You yell at the dead goat's head, totally not coming unhinged from everything you have seen happen, and strike the helpless snake. As Pomelo's runoff energy hits you you feel stronger.
>>551926
You heal the other buffalo as he turns into a big bearwolf thing (Bessy can't do that, right?) and direct the rest of your healing magic to Bessy.
>>551929
The Pinkie Paladin is struck by a paw and sent flying straight into the sixth Nature paladin. The Nature paladin screams as his neck bends at an odd angle and he flops to the ground like a fish. Another Nature paladin is struck, but remains stranding as the last two rush in and strike the snake with their weapons.
>>551928
Your hearts feeling full, you channel a blast of magic at the helpless Snake head. The bolt of magic hit the snake in the eye and vaporizes a large chunk of its head in a magical blast.
The Discordian pegasi push the giant skull die back into its cup and start lifting it.
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 2/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Brutus: 11/11 Hits 8/8 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 4/6 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Olga: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Minion #1: Dead
Minion #2: 1/4 Hits
Pinkie Paladin: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 5/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Happyhorn's minion: 2//4 Hits
Nature Paladin #3: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 2/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 0/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds DANGER CRIPPLED
Tiger Head: Healthy | Wounded
Goat Head: DEAD
Snake Head: DEAD
Bear Head: Sleeping | Unharmed
>>551932
You leap into the air and give the tiger's head another scar with your massive paw.
"Fool! I am invincible!"
>>551933
You loudly chant a prayer and focus on the paladins. As you watch they all glow pink, and all one of the helpless ones stands up. The one with a broken neck survives, but will need mending before he can fight again. The world spins (more than normal) and you wind up on your back.
>>551935
You fire a concussion bolt at the Tiger's head, which explodes with a bright flash and loud noise. Unfortunately, all it makes the tiger do is blink and cover his ear while yowling. Your minion is crushed into paste by a goat hoof.
>>551938
You stand back and fire your cannon, but the ground twists and your shot sails over the Chimera's head.
>>551940
The paladins try a team attack and it works: Only one of them gets hurt by the Chimera's counter attack.
>>551941
You line up your shot and fire, making minor correction to your bolt's flight with your TK. The bolt strikes the tiger in it's eye, but bounces off. Bruised, the tiger roars.
"I CANNOT BE HURT!"
It seems to be invulnerable to critical hits!
The Discordians roll their deadly die!
[1d10]
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 11/11 Hits 8/8 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 4/6 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Olga: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Minion #1: Dead
Minion #2: 1/4 Hits
Pinkie Paladin: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 5/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds
Happyhorn's minion: 2//4 Hits
Nature Paladin #3: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 2/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 0/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds CRIPPLED
Tiger Head: Very hurt| Wounded
Goat Head: DEAD
Snake Head: DEAD
Bear Head: Sleeping | Unharmed
Roll #1 5 = 5
You leap into the air and give the tiger's head another scar with your massive paw.
"Fool! I am invincible!"
>>551933
You loudly chant a prayer and focus on the paladins. As you watch they all glow pink, and all one of the helpless ones stands up. The one with a broken neck survives, but will need mending before he can fight again. The world spins (more than normal) and you wind up on your back.
>>551935
You fire a concussion bolt at the Tiger's head, which explodes with a bright flash and loud noise. Unfortunately, all it makes the tiger do is blink and cover his ear while yowling. Your minion is crushed into paste by a goat hoof.
>>551938
You stand back and fire your cannon, but the ground twists and your shot sails over the Chimera's head.
>>551940
The paladins try a team attack and it works: Only one of them gets hurt by the Chimera's counter attack.
>>551941
You line up your shot and fire, making minor correction to your bolt's flight with your TK. The bolt strikes the tiger in it's eye, but bounces off. Bruised, the tiger roars.
"I CANNOT BE HURT!"
It seems to be invulnerable to critical hits!
The Discordians roll their deadly die!
[1d10]
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 11/11 Hits 8/8 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 4/6 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Olga: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Minion #1: Dead
Minion #2: 1/4 Hits
Pinkie Paladin: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 5/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds
Happyhorn's minion: 2//4 Hits
Nature Paladin #3: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 2/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 0/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds CRIPPLED
Tiger Head: Very hurt| Wounded
Goat Head: DEAD
Snake Head: DEAD
Bear Head: Sleeping | Unharmed
Roll #1 5 = 5
>>551946
>>551948
The die glows green.
Olga's skeleton rushes forwards to help as the two of you roll into a goat pile, but is completely crushed when the ground itself reaches up and surrounds each of you. Bones snap, but in the end both of you are shot out of the hole and into the air as if from a cannon.
>>551947
It's skin is thicker than your armor, but you do manage to pinch it some with your powerful jaws.
>>551949
You charge forwards and are rewarded with a glancing blow from a tiger paw that is bigger than you are.
>>551950
You reach into the pile of goat and pick up the crazy old spiritualist.
>>551951
The chaotic energies in this place are too great for you to focus on the body of the other paladin.
>>551952
The paladins all rush forwards. The first leaps into the air and strikes the tiger in the head, causing the entire body of the Greater Chimera to collapse. The second on strikes the fallen beast on the snout. The die glows green and time seems to bend in on itself. Suddenly the Greater Chimera is falling again, but this time two of the paladins are under it Each of them are nearly crushed by the massive monster.
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 11/11 Hits 8/8 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 4/6 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Olga: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Minion #1: Dead
Minion #2: 0/4 Hits
Pinkie Paladin: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 5/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds
Happyhorn's minion: 2//4 Hits
Nature Paladin #3: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 0/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds CRIPPLED
Tiger Head: HELPLESS| Wounded
Goat Head: DEAD
Snake Head: DEAD
Bear Head: Sleeping | Unharmed
>>551948
The die glows green.
Olga's skeleton rushes forwards to help as the two of you roll into a goat pile, but is completely crushed when the ground itself reaches up and surrounds each of you. Bones snap, but in the end both of you are shot out of the hole and into the air as if from a cannon.
>>551947
It's skin is thicker than your armor, but you do manage to pinch it some with your powerful jaws.
>>551949
You charge forwards and are rewarded with a glancing blow from a tiger paw that is bigger than you are.
>>551950
You reach into the pile of goat and pick up the crazy old spiritualist.
>>551951
The chaotic energies in this place are too great for you to focus on the body of the other paladin.
>>551952
The paladins all rush forwards. The first leaps into the air and strikes the tiger in the head, causing the entire body of the Greater Chimera to collapse. The second on strikes the fallen beast on the snout. The die glows green and time seems to bend in on itself. Suddenly the Greater Chimera is falling again, but this time two of the paladins are under it Each of them are nearly crushed by the massive monster.
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 11/11 Hits 8/8 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 4/6 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Olga: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Minion #1: Dead
Minion #2: 0/4 Hits
Pinkie Paladin: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 5/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds
Happyhorn's minion: 2//4 Hits
Nature Paladin #3: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 0/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds CRIPPLED
Tiger Head: HELPLESS| Wounded
Goat Head: DEAD
Snake Head: DEAD
Bear Head: Sleeping | Unharmed
>>551964
The die glows green
One of the paladins tries to strike the helpless Tiger head, but hits himself somehow! The other paladin has no such trouble, however.
>>551955
>>551959
Your periapt glows blood red as you stand back up.
>>551956
You tear and chew and shake your head until you can taste blood.
>>551957
You launch five blistering hot spears of plasma at the tiger's head, leaving colored steaks in everyone's vision. Like a burning drill, you carve a hole straight through to the back of its skull, letting daylight through!
>>551960
Hysterical, you grab Pomelo and shake him like a buffalo cow trying to get through medical school shakes her groove thang.
>>551962
Your shot misses as reality buckles and bends.
>>551965
>>551968
You summon up another minion for yourself.
The Greater Chimera's body trembles, and the whole world ripples like a pond that has been hit by a stone. The bear opens its eyes and the monster stands up.
"Girls? What's going on? Girls? GIRLS!"
The bear begins to growl, and a blue light shines from inside its mouth.
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 11/11 Hits 8/8 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 4/6 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Olga: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Minion #1: 4/4 Hits
Pinkie Paladin: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 5/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds
Happyhorn's minion: 2//4 Hits
Nature Paladin #3: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 0/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds CRIPPLED
Tiger Head: HELPLESS | Near death
Goat Head: DEAD
Snake Head: DEAD
Bear Head: Enraged | Unharmed
The die glows green
One of the paladins tries to strike the helpless Tiger head, but hits himself somehow! The other paladin has no such trouble, however.
>>551955
>>551959
Your periapt glows blood red as you stand back up.
>>551956
You tear and chew and shake your head until you can taste blood.
>>551957
You launch five blistering hot spears of plasma at the tiger's head, leaving colored steaks in everyone's vision. Like a burning drill, you carve a hole straight through to the back of its skull, letting daylight through!
>>551960
Hysterical, you grab Pomelo and shake him like a buffalo cow trying to get through medical school shakes her groove thang.
>>551962
Your shot misses as reality buckles and bends.
>>551965
>>551968
You summon up another minion for yourself.
The Greater Chimera's body trembles, and the whole world ripples like a pond that has been hit by a stone. The bear opens its eyes and the monster stands up.
"Girls? What's going on? Girls? GIRLS!"
The bear begins to growl, and a blue light shines from inside its mouth.
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 11/11 Hits 8/8 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 4/6 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Olga: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Minion #1: 4/4 Hits
Pinkie Paladin: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 5/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds
Happyhorn's minion: 2//4 Hits
Nature Paladin #3: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 0/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds CRIPPLED
Tiger Head: HELPLESS | Near death
Goat Head: DEAD
Snake Head: DEAD
Bear Head: Enraged | Unharmed
>>551973
You leap forwards and start gnawing on the bear. It's eyelids are thick and fuzzy, though, so you cannot get to the giant squishy orb within. Despite that you manage to rip and tear pretty good.
>>551974
>>551975
You charge the tiger head, not noticed the hole that was burnt through it, and are struck in the face by a goat hoof.
>>551976
You start mocking Happyhorn, trying a school of motivation you saw in a play about in about jackets made entirely of metal. It doesn't work, though, in fact you think you managed to hurt her feelings.
>>551977
The die glows green.
You try to heal yourself, but have to jump backwards as your skeleton is pulverized by a tiger's paw.
>>551979
You shoot at the bear, not the dead tiger, and strike it with a bolt.
>>551980
You hit the bear head with a concussive blast, making it shy back and swat at the air around it.
>>551981
Two of the paladins strike at the bear, but it still manages to stomp one of the Helpless paladins.
The blue light in the bear's throat fizzles out!
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 11/11 Hits 8/8 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 4/6 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds Next action is a critfail
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Olga: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Minion #1: 0/4 Hits
Pinkie Paladin: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 5/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds
Happyhorn's minion: 2//4 Hits
Nature Paladin #3: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 0/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds CRIPPLED
Tiger Head: DEAD
Goat Head: DEAD
Snake Head: DEAD
Bear Head: Enraged | Unharmed
You leap forwards and start gnawing on the bear. It's eyelids are thick and fuzzy, though, so you cannot get to the giant squishy orb within. Despite that you manage to rip and tear pretty good.
>>551974
>>551975
You charge the tiger head, not noticed the hole that was burnt through it, and are struck in the face by a goat hoof.
>>551976
You start mocking Happyhorn, trying a school of motivation you saw in a play about in about jackets made entirely of metal. It doesn't work, though, in fact you think you managed to hurt her feelings.
>>551977
The die glows green.
You try to heal yourself, but have to jump backwards as your skeleton is pulverized by a tiger's paw.
>>551979
You shoot at the bear, not the dead tiger, and strike it with a bolt.
>>551980
You hit the bear head with a concussive blast, making it shy back and swat at the air around it.
>>551981
Two of the paladins strike at the bear, but it still manages to stomp one of the Helpless paladins.
The blue light in the bear's throat fizzles out!
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 11/11 Hits 8/8 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 4/6 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds Next action is a critfail
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Olga: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Minion #1: 0/4 Hits
Pinkie Paladin: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 5/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds
Happyhorn's minion: 2//4 Hits
Nature Paladin #3: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 0/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds CRIPPLED
Tiger Head: DEAD
Goat Head: DEAD
Snake Head: DEAD
Bear Head: Enraged | Unharmed
>>551983
You take a step back and brace yourself with your hooves then let 'er rip. Card table, candles, folding chairs, and plastic forks imbed themselves into the bear's face and it roars in pain.
>>551984
You grab on tight with your jaws and start scoops off pawfuls of hair and skin with your paws.
>>551985
You cover yourself with nanny cooties as your bolster your strange friend.
>>551987
You heal yourself up good and manage to heal Bessy too.
>>551988
You grab one of the Nature paladins with your magic and pick him up.
>>551989
Two Nature Paladins are struck by paws and hooves, but the Pinkie Paladin smashes the bear in the face with his hammer and drops the enraged monster to the ground where the last Nature paladins strikes it.
The Discordians push the die back into its cup!
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 11/11 Hits 8/8 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 4/6 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds Next action is a critfail
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Olga: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Minion #1: 0/4 Hits
Pinkie Paladin: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 1/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds
Happyhorn's minion: 2//4 Hits
Nature Paladin #3: 3/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 0/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds CRIPPLED
Tiger Head: DEAD
Goat Head: DEAD
Snake Head: DEAD
Bear Head: Helpless | Unharmed
You take a step back and brace yourself with your hooves then let 'er rip. Card table, candles, folding chairs, and plastic forks imbed themselves into the bear's face and it roars in pain.
>>551984
You grab on tight with your jaws and start scoops off pawfuls of hair and skin with your paws.
>>551985
You cover yourself with nanny cooties as your bolster your strange friend.
>>551987
You heal yourself up good and manage to heal Bessy too.
>>551988
You grab one of the Nature paladins with your magic and pick him up.
>>551989
Two Nature Paladins are struck by paws and hooves, but the Pinkie Paladin smashes the bear in the face with his hammer and drops the enraged monster to the ground where the last Nature paladins strikes it.
The Discordians push the die back into its cup!
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 11/11 Hits 8/8 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 4/6 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds Next action is a critfail
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Olga: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Minion #1: 0/4 Hits
Pinkie Paladin: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 1/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds
Happyhorn's minion: 2//4 Hits
Nature Paladin #3: 3/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 0/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds CRIPPLED
Tiger Head: DEAD
Goat Head: DEAD
Snake Head: DEAD
Bear Head: Helpless | Unharmed
>>551991
You blast the bear again and again and again, but are only able to burn off most of its thick hair. Somehow, it looks even more fearsome without it.
>>551992
You are forced to take shelter from Dreamkicker's magical assault.
>>551993
You mix up a pill and pop it into Dreamkicker's mouth, then massage his throat until he swallows.
>>551994
You light the exploding candles you got from the Joke Shop and start tossing them at the bear head. They explode on contact, burning its naked skin.
>>551995
Dreamkicker is fine, so you heal yourself instead.
>>551996
He needs mending, not healing.
>>551997
Your feelings are 2hurt by Pomelo for you to summon the sword's magic.
>>551998
Three of the paladins hang back, but one attacks.
The Discordians roll their die!
[1d10]
The Greater Chimera stands up! The bear head growls, and a blue light appears in its throat!
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 11/11 Hits 8/8 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds Next action is a critfail
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Olga: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Minion #1: 0/4 Hits
Pinkie Paladin: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 1/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds
Happyhorn's minion: 2//4 Hits
Nature Paladin #3: 3/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 0/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds CRIPPLED
Tiger Head: DEAD
Goat Head: DEAD
Snake Head: DEAD
Bear Head: Enraged | Wounded
Roll #1 9 = 9
You blast the bear again and again and again, but are only able to burn off most of its thick hair. Somehow, it looks even more fearsome without it.
>>551992
You are forced to take shelter from Dreamkicker's magical assault.
>>551993
You mix up a pill and pop it into Dreamkicker's mouth, then massage his throat until he swallows.
>>551994
You light the exploding candles you got from the Joke Shop and start tossing them at the bear head. They explode on contact, burning its naked skin.
>>551995
Dreamkicker is fine, so you heal yourself instead.
>>551996
He needs mending, not healing.
>>551997
Your feelings are 2hurt by Pomelo for you to summon the sword's magic.
>>551998
Three of the paladins hang back, but one attacks.
The Discordians roll their die!
[1d10]
The Greater Chimera stands up! The bear head growls, and a blue light appears in its throat!
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 11/11 Hits 8/8 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds Next action is a critfail
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Olga: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Minion #1: 0/4 Hits
Pinkie Paladin: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 1/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds
Happyhorn's minion: 2//4 Hits
Nature Paladin #3: 3/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 0/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds CRIPPLED
Tiger Head: DEAD
Goat Head: DEAD
Snake Head: DEAD
Bear Head: Enraged | Wounded
Roll #1 9 = 9
All of reality ripples and shimmers like a pond after being hit by a rock. The ground beneath you all flickers and becomes the walls for the briefest moment before reverting.
>>552000
A tiger paw swipes you.
>>552001
You reach into the chaotic landscape and pull out a random minion. It salutes you.
>>552002
You carefully fix the Nature paladin's neck.
>>552003
A green ball of verdant energy explodes out of you and strikes the greater chimera.
>>552004
The die glows green!
Space bends, and suddenly you are charging head on at the paladins! You collide head-on, and fall to the ground.
>>552005
You are hit by a giant goat's hoof.
>>552006
The die glows green!
The paladins rush forwards, straight into Bessy! When the dust settles all of them are on the ground, with the exception of the one Pomelo just mended!
>>552007
You pull another skeleton out of the aether.
The light explodes inside the bear's throat causing the monster to make a pained noise!
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 10/11 Hits 8/8 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 4/6 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds Next action is a critfail
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Olga: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Minion #1: 4/4 Hits
Pinkie Paladin: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 0/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds
Happyhorn's minion: 5/5 Hits
Nature Paladin #3: 0/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Tiger Head: DEAD
Goat Head: DEAD
Snake Head: DEAD
Bear Head: Enraged | Wounded
>>552000
A tiger paw swipes you.
>>552001
You reach into the chaotic landscape and pull out a random minion. It salutes you.
>>552002
You carefully fix the Nature paladin's neck.
>>552003
A green ball of verdant energy explodes out of you and strikes the greater chimera.
>>552004
The die glows green!
Space bends, and suddenly you are charging head on at the paladins! You collide head-on, and fall to the ground.
>>552005
You are hit by a giant goat's hoof.
>>552006
The die glows green!
The paladins rush forwards, straight into Bessy! When the dust settles all of them are on the ground, with the exception of the one Pomelo just mended!
>>552007
You pull another skeleton out of the aether.
The light explodes inside the bear's throat causing the monster to make a pained noise!
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 5/6 Wounds
Bessy: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 10/11 Hits 8/8 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 4/6 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds Next action is a critfail
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Olga: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Minion #1: 4/4 Hits
Pinkie Paladin: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 0/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds
Happyhorn's minion: 5/5 Hits
Nature Paladin #3: 0/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Tiger Head: DEAD
Goat Head: DEAD
Snake Head: DEAD
Bear Head: Enraged | Wounded
>>552009
The chimera strikes you hard with a hoof while your back is turned, sending you flying!
>>552010
You only manage to stand back up.
>>552011
>9
The die glows green!
As you mix up a salve it starts to bubble, then explodes! The blast sends you tumbling backwards.
>>552012
The pinkie Paladin gets up and two of the Nature paladins are struck.
>>552013
The die glows green!
You charge headfirst into yourself, giving yourself quite the headache!
>>552014
You help the paladin to his feet and give him a healing hug.
>>552015
I'm juggling a lot of stuff right now and got confused, sorry.
You heal yourself up.
>>552016
You shoot at the bear's head.
The bear coughs and groans!
Andelia: 0/6 Hits 4/6 Wounds
Bessy: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 4/11 Hits 8/8 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 0/6 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Olga: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Minion #1: 4/4 Hits
Pinkie Paladin: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 0/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds
Happyhorn's minion: 5/5 Hits
Nature Paladin #3: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 4/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Tiger Head: DEAD
Goat Head: DEAD
Snake Head: DEAD
Bear Head: Enraged | Wounded
The chimera strikes you hard with a hoof while your back is turned, sending you flying!
>>552010
You only manage to stand back up.
>>552011
>9
The die glows green!
As you mix up a salve it starts to bubble, then explodes! The blast sends you tumbling backwards.
>>552012
The pinkie Paladin gets up and two of the Nature paladins are struck.
>>552013
The die glows green!
You charge headfirst into yourself, giving yourself quite the headache!
>>552014
You help the paladin to his feet and give him a healing hug.
>>552015
I'm juggling a lot of stuff right now and got confused, sorry.
You heal yourself up.
>>552016
You shoot at the bear's head.
The bear coughs and groans!
Andelia: 0/6 Hits 4/6 Wounds
Bessy: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 4/11 Hits 8/8 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 0/6 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Olga: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Minion #1: 4/4 Hits
Pinkie Paladin: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 0/5 Hits 1/5 Wounds
Happyhorn's minion: 5/5 Hits
Nature Paladin #3: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 4/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Tiger Head: DEAD
Goat Head: DEAD
Snake Head: DEAD
Bear Head: Enraged | Wounded
>>552018
>>552019
Working together, Dreamkicker is helped back to his hooves.
>>552020
You try to pick her up, but a swiping tiger paw forces you back.
>>552021
You get up a fair bit of speed and slam your armored shoulder right into the bear's face, bloodying its nose.
>>552022
You summon up another skeletal minion while the first takes up a guarding position.
>>552023
You start shooting at the bear head while your minion helps up the first Nature paladin.
>>552024
No it doesn't.
You stand back up.
>>552025
The Pinkie Paladin and a Nature paladin rush in to attack the bear head! The Greater Chimera retaliates, crushing the first Nature paladin and nearly knocking the third one down while the fourth stands!
The bear growls and a blue light starts to spill from between its clenched teeth!
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 4/6 Wounds
Bessy: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 4/11 Hits 8/8 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 0/6 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 3/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Olga: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Minion #1: 4/4 Hits
Minion #2: 1/1 Hits
Pinkie Paladin: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 0/5 Hits 0/5 Wounds DEAD
Happyhorn's minion: 5/5 Hits
Nature Paladin #3: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 5/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 4/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Tiger Head: DEAD
Goat Head: DEAD
Snake Head: DEAD
Bear Head: Enraged | Wounded
>>552019
Working together, Dreamkicker is helped back to his hooves.
>>552020
You try to pick her up, but a swiping tiger paw forces you back.
>>552021
You get up a fair bit of speed and slam your armored shoulder right into the bear's face, bloodying its nose.
>>552022
You summon up another skeletal minion while the first takes up a guarding position.
>>552023
You start shooting at the bear head while your minion helps up the first Nature paladin.
>>552024
No it doesn't.
You stand back up.
>>552025
The Pinkie Paladin and a Nature paladin rush in to attack the bear head! The Greater Chimera retaliates, crushing the first Nature paladin and nearly knocking the third one down while the fourth stands!
The bear growls and a blue light starts to spill from between its clenched teeth!
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 4/6 Wounds
Bessy: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 4/11 Hits 8/8 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 0/6 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 3/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Olga: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Minion #1: 4/4 Hits
Minion #2: 1/1 Hits
Pinkie Paladin: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 0/5 Hits 0/5 Wounds DEAD
Happyhorn's minion: 5/5 Hits
Nature Paladin #3: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 5/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 4/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Tiger Head: DEAD
Goat Head: DEAD
Snake Head: DEAD
Bear Head: Enraged | Wounded
>>552026
>>552025
*The die glows green!
The sixth Nature paladin is knocked thrown into the air then slammed down as gravity is temporarily turned off around him!
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 4/6 Wounds
Bessy: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 4/11 Hits 8/8 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 0/6 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 3/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Olga: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Minion #1: 4/4 Hits
Minion #2: 1/1 Hits
Pinkie Paladin: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 0/5 Hits 0/5 Wounds DEAD
Happyhorn's minion: 5/5 Hits
Nature Paladin #3: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 5/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
>>552025
*The die glows green!
The sixth Nature paladin is knocked thrown into the air then slammed down as gravity is temporarily turned off around him!
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 4/6 Wounds
Bessy: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Brutus: 4/11 Hits 8/8 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 0/6 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 3/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Olga: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Minion #1: 4/4 Hits
Minion #2: 1/1 Hits
Pinkie Paladin: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: 0/5 Hits 0/5 Wounds DEAD
Happyhorn's minion: 5/5 Hits
Nature Paladin #3: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 5/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
The bear lets loose a terrible roar and blue light streams out of its mouth. The light quickly shifts into a color with no name as the pitch of the roar rapidly modulates up and down! With a scream, Bessy is blown apart into her base atoms!
>>552027
The force of the roar peels the skin back on your face. You start to scream, then are no more.
>>552029
My bad.
You run over to the third Nature paladin and heal him while your skeleton runs forwards and strikes the chimera.
>>552030
You leap up again and bite down hard on its nose.
>>552031
The Pinkie paladin is blown back by the onslaught, as are most of the others, but survives. The last paladin powers through it and strikes the chimera.
>>552032
You form a giant hand out of the strange ground and reach up. With ease you grab the bear head and crush it a little as you drag the chimera to the ground.
>>552033
You are too angry to focus on making any music. A piece of dirt knocked loose by the powerful roar strikes you hard in the face, knocking you down.
>>552034
Rocks and sand strike you and your minion after they are blow your way by the monstrous roar.
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 4/6 Wounds
Bessy: 0/5 Hits 0/5 Wounds DEAD
Brutus: 4/11 Hits 8/8 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Olga: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Minion #1: 4/4 Hits
Minion #2: 1/1 Hits
Pinkie Paladin: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: DEAD
Happyhorn's minion: 3/5 Hits
Nature Paladin #3: 2/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 1/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 4/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Tiger Head: DEAD
Goat Head: DEAD
Snake Head: DEAD
Bear Head: HELPLESS | Wounded
>>552027
The force of the roar peels the skin back on your face. You start to scream, then are no more.
>>552029
My bad.
You run over to the third Nature paladin and heal him while your skeleton runs forwards and strikes the chimera.
>>552030
You leap up again and bite down hard on its nose.
>>552031
The Pinkie paladin is blown back by the onslaught, as are most of the others, but survives. The last paladin powers through it and strikes the chimera.
>>552032
You form a giant hand out of the strange ground and reach up. With ease you grab the bear head and crush it a little as you drag the chimera to the ground.
>>552033
You are too angry to focus on making any music. A piece of dirt knocked loose by the powerful roar strikes you hard in the face, knocking you down.
>>552034
Rocks and sand strike you and your minion after they are blow your way by the monstrous roar.
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 4/6 Wounds
Bessy: 0/5 Hits 0/5 Wounds DEAD
Brutus: 4/11 Hits 8/8 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Olga: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Minion #1: 4/4 Hits
Minion #2: 1/1 Hits
Pinkie Paladin: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: DEAD
Happyhorn's minion: 3/5 Hits
Nature Paladin #3: 2/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 1/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 4/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Tiger Head: DEAD
Goat Head: DEAD
Snake Head: DEAD
Bear Head: HELPLESS | Wounded
The Discordians psh the die back into its cup.
>>552036
No one answers. Confused and afraid, you are unable to stand.
>>552037
You summon all your rage and strength and slam into the bear head, tearing up its thick skin with your armor.
>>552038
Your energy backfires, causing you to collapse in pain.
>>552039
Two of the paladins hang back, and one rushes forwards to attack while the other stands.
>>552040
You wake up, but something is wrong. This isn't the eternal party in the sky you were promised, this is the hell the apostates of your tribe's native religion are damned to!
Andelia: 0/6 Hits 4/6 Wounds
Bessy: 0/5 Hits 0/5 Wounds DEAD
Brutus: 4/11 Hits 8/8 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Olga: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Minion #1: 4/4 Hits
Minion #2: 1/1 Hits
Pinkie Paladin: 5/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: DEAD
Happyhorn's minion: 3/5 Hits
Nature Paladin #3: 2/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 1/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 4/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Tiger Head: DEAD
Goat Head: DEAD
Snake Head: DEAD
Bear Head: HELPLESS | Wounded
>>552036
No one answers. Confused and afraid, you are unable to stand.
>>552037
You summon all your rage and strength and slam into the bear head, tearing up its thick skin with your armor.
>>552038
Your energy backfires, causing you to collapse in pain.
>>552039
Two of the paladins hang back, and one rushes forwards to attack while the other stands.
>>552040
You wake up, but something is wrong. This isn't the eternal party in the sky you were promised, this is the hell the apostates of your tribe's native religion are damned to!
Andelia: 0/6 Hits 4/6 Wounds
Bessy: 0/5 Hits 0/5 Wounds DEAD
Brutus: 4/11 Hits 8/8 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 0/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Olga: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Minion #1: 4/4 Hits
Minion #2: 1/1 Hits
Pinkie Paladin: 5/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: DEAD
Happyhorn's minion: 3/5 Hits
Nature Paladin #3: 2/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 1/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 4/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Tiger Head: DEAD
Goat Head: DEAD
Snake Head: DEAD
Bear Head: HELPLESS | Wounded
Reality is starting to flicker and glow like an old film run through a projector.
>>552043
You try to stand, but a massive tiger paw stamps on you and breaks several of your bones. You are nearly knocked out by the pain.
>>552044
The bear head shakes until you come loose, then grabs you in its jaws. It bites down, cracking your armor, then spits your out.
>>552045
You are dead. The spirits of your ancestors torment you endlessly.
>>552046
All the Paladins are hit, and two are knocked to the ground.
>>552047
You leap back to your feet and give the chimera's leg a kick for good measure.
>>552048
Six lightning bolts streak out of the sky and strike the monster. Obviously hurt, the raging monster ignores them.
The Discordians roll their die!
[1d10]
Blue light shines out of the bear's mouth as it starts to growl!
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 4/6 Wounds
Bessy: 0/5 Hits 0/5 Wounds DEAD
Brutus: 1/11 Hits 8/8 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 0/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Olga: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Minion #1: 4/4 Hits
Minion #2: 1/1 Hits
Pinkie Paladin: 3/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: DEAD
Happyhorn's minion: 3/5 Hits
Nature Paladin #3: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 0/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 4/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Tiger Head: DEAD
Goat Head: DEAD
Snake Head: DEAD
Bear Head: Engraged | Wounded
Roll #1 6 = 6
>>552043
You try to stand, but a massive tiger paw stamps on you and breaks several of your bones. You are nearly knocked out by the pain.
>>552044
The bear head shakes until you come loose, then grabs you in its jaws. It bites down, cracking your armor, then spits your out.
>>552045
You are dead. The spirits of your ancestors torment you endlessly.
>>552046
All the Paladins are hit, and two are knocked to the ground.
>>552047
You leap back to your feet and give the chimera's leg a kick for good measure.
>>552048
Six lightning bolts streak out of the sky and strike the monster. Obviously hurt, the raging monster ignores them.
The Discordians roll their die!
[1d10]
Blue light shines out of the bear's mouth as it starts to growl!
Andelia: 6/6 Hits 4/6 Wounds
Bessy: 0/5 Hits 0/5 Wounds DEAD
Brutus: 1/11 Hits 8/8 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 6/6 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 5/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 0/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Olga: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Minion #1: 4/4 Hits
Minion #2: 1/1 Hits
Pinkie Paladin: 3/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: DEAD
Happyhorn's minion: 3/5 Hits
Nature Paladin #3: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 0/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 4/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Tiger Head: DEAD
Goat Head: DEAD
Snake Head: DEAD
Bear Head: Engraged | Wounded
Roll #1 6 = 6
>>552050
You propel yourself upwards and slam into its neck hard enough to mangle cartilage.
>>552051
You try to pick up your goaty friend, but a swiping paw sends you tumbling away.
>>552052
No you caaaan't.
>>552053
You can res Bessy.
You rush over to Pomelo as one of your minions takes a hit for you.
>>552054
You turn into a wolf and are struck by a giant goat hoof.
>>552056
A giant tiger paw nearly crushes you flat.
>>552057
The Pinkie paladin lands a strike on the bear head and one of the Nature paladins is struck by a hoof.
The blue light in the bear's throat fizzles out!
Andelia: 5/6 Hits 4/6 Wounds
Bessy: 0/5 Hits 0/5 Wounds DEAD
Brutus: 1/11 Hits 8/8 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 2/6 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 0/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Olga: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Minion #1: 3/4 Hits
Minion #2: 1/1 Hits
Pinkie Paladin: 3/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: DEAD
Happyhorn's minion: 3/5 Hits
Nature Paladin #3: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 0/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 2/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Tiger Head: DEAD
Goat Head: DEAD
Snake Head: DEAD
Bear Head: Engraged | Wounded
You propel yourself upwards and slam into its neck hard enough to mangle cartilage.
>>552051
You try to pick up your goaty friend, but a swiping paw sends you tumbling away.
>>552052
No you caaaan't.
>>552053
You can res Bessy.
You rush over to Pomelo as one of your minions takes a hit for you.
>>552054
You turn into a wolf and are struck by a giant goat hoof.
>>552056
A giant tiger paw nearly crushes you flat.
>>552057
The Pinkie paladin lands a strike on the bear head and one of the Nature paladins is struck by a hoof.
The blue light in the bear's throat fizzles out!
Andelia: 5/6 Hits 4/6 Wounds
Bessy: 0/5 Hits 0/5 Wounds DEAD
Brutus: 1/11 Hits 8/8 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 2/6 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 0/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Olga: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Minion #1: 3/4 Hits
Minion #2: 1/1 Hits
Pinkie Paladin: 3/5 Hits 3/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: DEAD
Happyhorn's minion: 3/5 Hits
Nature Paladin #3: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 0/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 2/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Tiger Head: DEAD
Goat Head: DEAD
Snake Head: DEAD
Bear Head: Engraged | Wounded
>>552059
>>552060
Dreamkicker helps Pomelo and one of the paladins back up.
>>552061
You leap up and stab at the bear's head with your spear.
>>552062
You jump upwards and latch onto its throat with your jaws. You aren't sure if it was the jugular, but you certainly tore something loose. The chimera collapses as a spray of blood bathes Brutus.
>>552063
You duck down as the enraged chimera smashes your strongest minion.
>>552064
The Pinkie paladin and a Nature paladin are knocked down and a helpless paladin is assaulted, but the last Nature paladin wraps his hammer in a green glow and strikes the bear head, burning away skin and revealing the skull!
Andelia: 5/6 Hits 4/6 Wounds
Bessy: 0/5 Hits 0/5 Wounds DEAD
Brutus: 1/11 Hits 8/8 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 2/6 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Olga: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Minion #1: 0/4 Hits DEAD
Minion #2: 1/1 Hits
Pinkie Paladin: 0/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: DEAD
Happyhorn's minion: 3/5 Hits
Nature Paladin #3: 0/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 5/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Tiger Head: DEAD
Goat Head: DEAD
Snake Head: DEAD
Bear Head: HELPLESS | Near death
>>552060
Dreamkicker helps Pomelo and one of the paladins back up.
>>552061
You leap up and stab at the bear's head with your spear.
>>552062
You jump upwards and latch onto its throat with your jaws. You aren't sure if it was the jugular, but you certainly tore something loose. The chimera collapses as a spray of blood bathes Brutus.
>>552063
You duck down as the enraged chimera smashes your strongest minion.
>>552064
The Pinkie paladin and a Nature paladin are knocked down and a helpless paladin is assaulted, but the last Nature paladin wraps his hammer in a green glow and strikes the bear head, burning away skin and revealing the skull!
Andelia: 5/6 Hits 4/6 Wounds
Bessy: 0/5 Hits 0/5 Wounds DEAD
Brutus: 1/11 Hits 8/8 Wounds
Dreamkicker: 2/6 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Happyhorn: 1/5 Hits 5/5 Wounds
Pomelo: 5/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Olga: 5/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Minion #1: 0/4 Hits DEAD
Minion #2: 1/1 Hits
Pinkie Paladin: 0/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #1: DEAD
Happyhorn's minion: 3/5 Hits
Nature Paladin #3: 0/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds
Nature Paladin #4: 5/5 Hits 2/5 Wounds DANGER
Nature Paladin #5: DEAD
Nature Paladin #6: 0/5 Hits 4/5 Wounds
Tiger Head: DEAD
Goat Head: DEAD
Snake Head: DEAD
Bear Head: HELPLESS | Near death
>>552066
Brutus claws and chews his way in from the soft part of the bear head's chin and disappears inside the massive head. Half a minute later he bursts out through its eye, covered in grey matter!
>>552068
It's dead.
>>552067
>>552069
You heal up Pomelo.
Reality starts to flicker and fade as the Greater Chimera dies. The numerous paradoxes holding this place in existence start to resolve, and things begin to settle!
Olga can feel what little is left of Bessy start to fade along with the sanctum!
Brutus claws and chews his way in from the soft part of the bear head's chin and disappears inside the massive head. Half a minute later he bursts out through its eye, covered in grey matter!
>>552068
It's dead.
>>552067
>>552069
You heal up Pomelo.
Reality starts to flicker and fade as the Greater Chimera dies. The numerous paradoxes holding this place in existence start to resolve, and things begin to settle!
Olga can feel what little is left of Bessy start to fade along with the sanctum!
The paladins collect their two corpses and start to run for the exit.
"We've got to get out of here before this whole place comes apart!"
>>552071
As your howl echos your shift back into your buffaform.
>>552072
With reality acting a bit more real your get close enough to leave one of the pegasi extra crispy. They ignore you and fly up and off into the distance.
>>552073
You skeleton stands close as you chant. Streams of light and magic come together from all nine corners of the room and tie into a massive knot in front of you. As it finishes tieing it resolves itself into Bessy's form.
Bessy is back among the living.
"We've got to get out of here before this whole place comes apart!"
>>552071
As your howl echos your shift back into your buffaform.
>>552072
With reality acting a bit more real your get close enough to leave one of the pegasi extra crispy. They ignore you and fly up and off into the distance.
>>552073
You skeleton stands close as you chant. Streams of light and magic come together from all nine corners of the room and tie into a massive knot in front of you. As it finishes tieing it resolves itself into Bessy's form.
Bessy is back among the living.
>>552088
>>552092
The two of you make it back into the long tunnel with the paladins. It untwists and unfolds as the bunch of you run through it, over rock and ice and fire and paving stone towards the doors leading to the rest of the temple.
>>552093
>>552091
>>552090
>>552089
>>552087
The five of you run for it as the ground comes apart mere feet behind you all.
>>552092
The two of you make it back into the long tunnel with the paladins. It untwists and unfolds as the bunch of you run through it, over rock and ice and fire and paving stone towards the doors leading to the rest of the temple.
>>552093
>>552091
>>552090
>>552089
>>552087
The five of you run for it as the ground comes apart mere feet behind you all.
>>552095
>>552097
As Happyhorn messes with Brutus's fluff, Brutus and the paladins race down the unwinding tunnel and burst back into the room where they solved the picture punnel. Everything here feels decidedly real, and several of the paladins kiss the ground.
Pomelo, Bessy, Dreamkicker, and Andelia are all running still, and behind them is nothing.
>>552096
>>552098
>>552100
>>552101
The paladins got their bodies.
All of you run into the long hallway as everything returns to nothing behind you. The ice is turning the steam, the fire crackling away into electricity, and the ground becoming mud as you all power through it.
>>552097
As Happyhorn messes with Brutus's fluff, Brutus and the paladins race down the unwinding tunnel and burst back into the room where they solved the picture punnel. Everything here feels decidedly real, and several of the paladins kiss the ground.
Pomelo, Bessy, Dreamkicker, and Andelia are all running still, and behind them is nothing.
>>552096
>>552098
>>552100
>>552101
The paladins got their bodies.
All of you run into the long hallway as everything returns to nothing behind you. The ice is turning the steam, the fire crackling away into electricity, and the ground becoming mud as you all power through it.
>>552105
>>552107
>>552108
>>552109
The five of you leap forwards as the ground gives way under you. Flying and spinning through nothingness, all of you tumble out onto solid ground inside the Discordian temple.
>>552110
Your magic yanks you backwards, but Brutus and Happyhorn's minion forma living chain to reach out into the nothing and drag you back to reality.
>>552107
>>552108
>>552109
The five of you leap forwards as the ground gives way under you. Flying and spinning through nothingness, all of you tumble out onto solid ground inside the Discordian temple.
>>552110
Your magic yanks you backwards, but Brutus and Happyhorn's minion forma living chain to reach out into the nothing and drag you back to reality.
>>552128
>>552129
All of you head back down the tunnel and through the basement of the Temple of the Two Sisters. You all pass the beam of false moonlight, and you can see it slowly unraveling and falling apart. In one room you see vampires hastily packing various items into coffins and saddlebags, but there are several batbeasts with them so you all decide that discretion is the better part of valor and move on.
>>552129
All of you head back down the tunnel and through the basement of the Temple of the Two Sisters. You all pass the beam of false moonlight, and you can see it slowly unraveling and falling apart. In one room you see vampires hastily packing various items into coffins and saddlebags, but there are several batbeasts with them so you all decide that discretion is the better part of valor and move on.
>>552161
You soak in the tub and scrub, then get out and empty the tub and refill it. After repeating this several times you have gotten all the blood and gore out of your coat.
>>552162
Head out or see what Dreamkicker wants?
PAUSED
THE FINALE WILL RUN NEXT FRIDAY/SATURDAY/SUNDAY. IT DOESN'T NEED EVERYONE. FIND OUT WHAT YOU WANT TO DO WITH WHO AND MAKE PLANS TO BE HERE ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
You soak in the tub and scrub, then get out and empty the tub and refill it. After repeating this several times you have gotten all the blood and gore out of your coat.
>>552162
Head out or see what Dreamkicker wants?
PAUSED
THE FINALE WILL RUN NEXT FRIDAY/SATURDAY/SUNDAY. IT DOESN'T NEED EVERYONE. FIND OUT WHAT YOU WANT TO DO WITH WHO AND MAKE PLANS TO BE HERE ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
>Brutus
You have finished soaking yourself in a tub and scrubbing the brains and blood out of your thick coat. The attendants are trying to get you to hurry and leave so they can close for the night and get home.
>Everyone else
You stand near the wrecked guard booth outside the fence surrounding the Temple of the Two Sisters. Night is falling fast, and you could all use a place to relax and rest.
You have finished soaking yourself in a tub and scrubbing the brains and blood out of your thick coat. The attendants are trying to get you to hurry and leave so they can close for the night and get home.
>Everyone else
You stand near the wrecked guard booth outside the fence surrounding the Temple of the Two Sisters. Night is falling fast, and you could all use a place to relax and rest.
>>557445
You start making your way through the darkening streets. Your nose more than your eyes alerts you to figures moving through the alleyways, but non of them stop to harass you.
On your way to the Nature Temple you pass the rest of the party outside the Temple of the Two Sisters.
>>557450
You are with the party in a plaza in the Temple District. More specifically, you are outside the Temple of the Two Sisters and between the Temple of the Moon and the Temple of the Sun. Maybe you should return your stuff before leaving?
You start making your way through the darkening streets. Your nose more than your eyes alerts you to figures moving through the alleyways, but non of them stop to harass you.
On your way to the Nature Temple you pass the rest of the party outside the Temple of the Two Sisters.
>>557450
You are with the party in a plaza in the Temple District. More specifically, you are outside the Temple of the Two Sisters and between the Temple of the Moon and the Temple of the Sun. Maybe you should return your stuff before leaving?
>>557513
>>557516
>>557517
>>557519
>>557514
Happyhorn, Pomelo, and Bessy do a startlingly good job reenacting the battle and events surrounding it with shadow puppetry, mock sword fighting, and interpretive dance. Dreamkicker and Brutus use words to fill in the few details that remain.
To say that the high priest looks concerned would be an understatement.
"I…really? This is serious. Very, very serious. If you have proof please give it to me. The Discordians need to be run out of the city immediately."
>>557518
He shakes his head.
"You would need to see the Grogarians about that."
>>557516
>>557517
>>557519
>>557514
Happyhorn, Pomelo, and Bessy do a startlingly good job reenacting the battle and events surrounding it with shadow puppetry, mock sword fighting, and interpretive dance. Dreamkicker and Brutus use words to fill in the few details that remain.
To say that the high priest looks concerned would be an understatement.
"I…really? This is serious. Very, very serious. If you have proof please give it to me. The Discordians need to be run out of the city immediately."
>>557518
He shakes his head.
"You would need to see the Grogarians about that."
>>557530
The Nature paladins went back to the Nature temple and the Pinkie paladin went back to the Pinkie temple.
>>557532
"I believe you, but I need proof if I want anything to be done about them."
>>557535
I takes them carefully and looks at them.
"But these are ancient. They're from the time period when the Shadow…"
His eyes get wide.
"Those bastards. How involved in this were they?"
The Nature paladins went back to the Nature temple and the Pinkie paladin went back to the Pinkie temple.
>>557532
"I believe you, but I need proof if I want anything to be done about them."
>>557535
I takes them carefully and looks at them.
"But these are ancient. They're from the time period when the Shadow…"
His eyes get wide.
"Those bastards. How involved in this were they?"
>>557543
>>557545
He exhales slowly and carefully sets the outfits down on his desk, then takes the symbol from Brutus.
"Thank you for these. We will send word and proof out to our ally temples and temples opposed to the Discordians, as well as to the city council and the Inquisition. We will handle it from here, you have all done more than enough. Stick around long enough and no doubt you will all be made heroes."
>>557545
He exhales slowly and carefully sets the outfits down on his desk, then takes the symbol from Brutus.
"Thank you for these. We will send word and proof out to our ally temples and temples opposed to the Discordians, as well as to the city council and the Inquisition. We will handle it from here, you have all done more than enough. Stick around long enough and no doubt you will all be made heroes."
>>557570
"Uh, well, the women aren't an official reward but I am sure there will be plenty willing to do anything you want. Normally the stance of the church is against it, but this is not a normal event."
>>557571
Several ponies enter and start to gather it.
>>557572
"You are too humble, madam of Nature."
>>557574
"It's an expression."
>>557576
"I can arrange an escort."
"Uh, well, the women aren't an official reward but I am sure there will be plenty willing to do anything you want. Normally the stance of the church is against it, but this is not a normal event."
>>557571
Several ponies enter and start to gather it.
>>557572
"You are too humble, madam of Nature."
>>557574
"It's an expression."
>>557576
"I can arrange an escort."
>>557587
>>557588
>>557590
>>557590
>>557592
>>557594
>>557595
You are all sent back down to the main room. After a few minutes a dozen warriors in glowing armor wielding bright yellow weapons file into the room. Cheerful, they all congratulate you on your victory and escort you all the way to the border of the forest surrounding the Nature temple. The more observant of you can see a few figures in the alleyways making themselves scare as the column of armored ponies makes their way past.
>>557588
>>557590
>>557590
>>557592
>>557594
>>557595
You are all sent back down to the main room. After a few minutes a dozen warriors in glowing armor wielding bright yellow weapons file into the room. Cheerful, they all congratulate you on your victory and escort you all the way to the border of the forest surrounding the Nature temple. The more observant of you can see a few figures in the alleyways making themselves scare as the column of armored ponies makes their way past.
>>557600
>>557601
>>557603
>>557604
>>557606
The armored ponies part ways with you as you all enter the forest, but one sheds his armor and weapon and continues with an old Discordian assassin outfit and the old Nature symbol. All of you are greeted at the entrance to the temple by the entire membership of the Nature clergy including, surprisingly, both the Seed Council and the Twins.
The Twins hang back and the seed council moves forwards to greet you. Before any of you can speak the Sun paladin bows respectfully and approaches them. He whispers to them for a minute then hands off the symbol and the outfit.
>>557601
>>557603
>>557604
>>557606
The armored ponies part ways with you as you all enter the forest, but one sheds his armor and weapon and continues with an old Discordian assassin outfit and the old Nature symbol. All of you are greeted at the entrance to the temple by the entire membership of the Nature clergy including, surprisingly, both the Seed Council and the Twins.
The Twins hang back and the seed council moves forwards to greet you. Before any of you can speak the Sun paladin bows respectfully and approaches them. He whispers to them for a minute then hands off the symbol and the outfit.
>>557614
>>557617
>>557618
>>557621
The Sun Paladin says his farewells to you all and makes his way back up the path leading out of the forest.
The Seed Council approaches you all, then all of them bow respectfully.
"You have done us, and this city, a great service that we can never repay. If we may ask one more favor, though, we were told that one of your goats was a necromancer skilled at returning life to the dead?"
>>557617
>>557618
>>557621
The Sun Paladin says his farewells to you all and makes his way back up the path leading out of the forest.
The Seed Council approaches you all, then all of them bow respectfully.
"You have done us, and this city, a great service that we can never repay. If we may ask one more favor, though, we were told that one of your goats was a necromancer skilled at returning life to the dead?"
>>557627
>>557630
>>557632
Olga seems to have fallen asleep on her hooves. She is snoring softly. A few of the oldest members glare at her.
"We will speak to her when she wakes."
>>557633
"You deserve honor, Andelia."
The High Seed stands back up.
"Now, I assume you youngsters wish to spend the night hollering and hooting and partying. Well..I guess you have all earned it."
The Seed Council walks back into the temple and the Twins suddenly appear where they were. They hug Andelia first, but hug everyone else after that.
"We heard what the paladin said."
"Frightening."
"But we cannot smell the evil anymore."
"The draw is gone."
"You said the vampires were leaving?"
>>557630
>>557632
Olga seems to have fallen asleep on her hooves. She is snoring softly. A few of the oldest members glare at her.
"We will speak to her when she wakes."
>>557633
"You deserve honor, Andelia."
The High Seed stands back up.
"Now, I assume you youngsters wish to spend the night hollering and hooting and partying. Well..I guess you have all earned it."
The Seed Council walks back into the temple and the Twins suddenly appear where they were. They hug Andelia first, but hug everyone else after that.
"We heard what the paladin said."
"Frightening."
"But we cannot smell the evil anymore."
"The draw is gone."
"You said the vampires were leaving?"
>>557638
>>557639
>>557642
>>557643
"This is wonderful."
"Stupendous."
"Fantastic.
"Pretty good."
"How can we repay you."
"You all need a reward."
>>557640
The Twins ignore this chance to mess with you.
>>557642
"Yes."
>>557643
No one tries to stop you as you follow them into the temple. They stop and turn around when they hear you following them.
"Yes?"
>>557639
>>557642
>>557643
"This is wonderful."
"Stupendous."
"Fantastic.
"Pretty good."
"How can we repay you."
"You all need a reward."
>>557640
The Twins ignore this chance to mess with you.
>>557642
"Yes."
>>557643
No one tries to stop you as you follow them into the temple. They stop and turn around when they hear you following them.
"Yes?"
>>557653
"We are only trying to help."
"We wouldn't like it much more than you would."
"Speak for yourself."
>>557655
One of the Nature paladins approaches you.
"Can you raise our friends now, revered one?"
>>557659
They nod.
"Safety is important."
"As is not being afraid of vampires."
>>557660
"Of course."
"Yes."
>>557662
They look at each other.
"We need to hold onto it until we can get the ball rolling against the Discordians, but after that I see no reason why you can't have it."
>>557664
"We can help you with that."
"We have lots of fun drinks."
"We are only trying to help."
"We wouldn't like it much more than you would."
"Speak for yourself."
>>557655
One of the Nature paladins approaches you.
"Can you raise our friends now, revered one?"
>>557659
They nod.
"Safety is important."
"As is not being afraid of vampires."
>>557660
"Of course."
"Yes."
>>557662
They look at each other.
"We need to hold onto it until we can get the ball rolling against the Discordians, but after that I see no reason why you can't have it."
>>557664
"We can help you with that."
"We have lots of fun drinks."
>>557667
They lead you to a quiet, peaceful garden behind the temple. The paladins are laied out there and clothed in shirts of leaves.
>>557672
"Of course."
"Someone will take you to bed."
"But not like that."
"Don't worry."
A zebra steps forwards and motions for you to follow him.
>>557660
Oops.
You head down to the Twin's place. A few ponies follow you and help you draw a nice hot bath in a large tub.
>>557674
"It would be for your best if you did, we think."
"He will be tenacious in trying to claim you."
>>557675
A donkey steps forwards and asks you to follow her to the baths.
>>557678
"We have a vested interest in people not fearing us."
"Stakes hurt really bad."
>>557679
They join you in the bath and help you scrub yourself.
They lead you to a quiet, peaceful garden behind the temple. The paladins are laied out there and clothed in shirts of leaves.
>>557672
"Of course."
"Someone will take you to bed."
"But not like that."
"Don't worry."
A zebra steps forwards and motions for you to follow him.
>>557660
Oops.
You head down to the Twin's place. A few ponies follow you and help you draw a nice hot bath in a large tub.
>>557674
"It would be for your best if you did, we think."
"He will be tenacious in trying to claim you."
>>557675
A donkey steps forwards and asks you to follow her to the baths.
>>557678
"We have a vested interest in people not fearing us."
"Stakes hurt really bad."
>>557679
They join you in the bath and help you scrub yourself.
>>557686
She assists you by handing you different soaps and scrub bushes, as well as by pouring bubble bath mix into the water and splashing with her hooves until bubbles are everywhere.
>>557687
You light your sticks of incense around them, but the night is still and the smoke hovers around them.
Wanna take 10?
>>557689
They chuckle.
"You are a hero, but also a wercreature. You should not have much trouble keeping people out of your bed if that is what you fear."
>>557690
>>557691
>>557696
The two of you head down to the baths Bessy is already in a tub, and you both notice that the water under the bubbles is no longer the cleanest. You both head to the next room and prepare the bath with the help of the zerba that followed you. Unfortunately, when you try to get the bubble mix into the tub it slips and gets into each of your eyes.
>>557695
Before you climb into the tub one of the larger stallions nods and helps you remove your armor and clothing. While helping you scrub he stays closer to you than decency would allow.
She assists you by handing you different soaps and scrub bushes, as well as by pouring bubble bath mix into the water and splashing with her hooves until bubbles are everywhere.
>>557687
You light your sticks of incense around them, but the night is still and the smoke hovers around them.
Wanna take 10?
>>557689
They chuckle.
"You are a hero, but also a wercreature. You should not have much trouble keeping people out of your bed if that is what you fear."
>>557690
>>557691
>>557696
The two of you head down to the baths Bessy is already in a tub, and you both notice that the water under the bubbles is no longer the cleanest. You both head to the next room and prepare the bath with the help of the zerba that followed you. Unfortunately, when you try to get the bubble mix into the tub it slips and gets into each of your eyes.
>>557695
Before you climb into the tub one of the larger stallions nods and helps you remove your armor and clothing. While helping you scrub he stays closer to you than decency would allow.
>>557703
"Oh. A unicorn should be able to noiseproof your room if you ask."
>>557704
You take a normal bath with Pomelo after shooing the zebra out of the room. You also pretend not to notice the few tears that come out of Pomelo's eyes while he tries to tough out the soap.
>>557707
You keep from whimpering, but some water must have got on your face because it is a little wet.
>>557705
The pony leads you down to a tub and helps you draw it. After it is finished he brings back a bucket of empty cans and starts tossing them to you, letting you leap up and catch them like a shark.
>>557709
Clutching the severed paw tightly, you begin to chant and dance through the smoke around the dead paladins. Shapes and faces appear in the smoke and dance along with you, and the echoing chanting can be heard by those still outside the temple. Age and form forgotten, you dance through the smoke with your spirits and grab back the souls of the paladins. With more chanting and dancing you coax them all back into their bodies. As they stand up the smoke and spirits fade, and you are once again an old nanny.
>>557711
"You will be joining us here, then?"
He stays close and slowly washes your back while the others pour back and start to pour scented oils into the tub.
>>557712
The donkey jenny already got a thick layer of bubbles made in your tube.
"Is there anything else I can help you with?"
"Oh. A unicorn should be able to noiseproof your room if you ask."
>>557704
You take a normal bath with Pomelo after shooing the zebra out of the room. You also pretend not to notice the few tears that come out of Pomelo's eyes while he tries to tough out the soap.
>>557707
You keep from whimpering, but some water must have got on your face because it is a little wet.
>>557705
The pony leads you down to a tub and helps you draw it. After it is finished he brings back a bucket of empty cans and starts tossing them to you, letting you leap up and catch them like a shark.
>>557709
Clutching the severed paw tightly, you begin to chant and dance through the smoke around the dead paladins. Shapes and faces appear in the smoke and dance along with you, and the echoing chanting can be heard by those still outside the temple. Age and form forgotten, you dance through the smoke with your spirits and grab back the souls of the paladins. With more chanting and dancing you coax them all back into their bodies. As they stand up the smoke and spirits fade, and you are once again an old nanny.
>>557711
"You will be joining us here, then?"
He stays close and slowly washes your back while the others pour back and start to pour scented oils into the tub.
>>557712
The donkey jenny already got a thick layer of bubbles made in your tube.
"Is there anything else I can help you with?"
>>557722
>>557730
The two of you get dried and head off to bed, smelling nice and clean.
Roll of you want to stay up and wait for Bessy.
>>557726
He moves his hooves up and scrubs your mane.
"The Twins would appreciate your help here."
>>557727
"Life is good."
"Thank you, old one."
They all bow.
>>557728
"Good night, Brutus."
A pony is by your side, waiting to lead you to your room.
>>557729
You leap back and forth through the water and swallow cans whole as you grab them in your bearded jaws.
>>557730
The two of you get dried and head off to bed, smelling nice and clean.
Roll of you want to stay up and wait for Bessy.
>>557726
He moves his hooves up and scrubs your mane.
"The Twins would appreciate your help here."
>>557727
"Life is good."
"Thank you, old one."
They all bow.
>>557728
"Good night, Brutus."
A pony is by your side, waiting to lead you to your room.
>>557729
You leap back and forth through the water and swallow cans whole as you grab them in your bearded jaws.
>>557740
You take a page from Pomelo's book and start to jump on the bed to stay awake
This knocks off most of the various pillows Pomelo stole from other rooms.
>>557741
The pony leads you down into the Twins area and into a comfortable room.
"Do you require anything?"
>>557745
You cramp up after a few minutes. The pony throws you a floaty which you use to keep from sinking until you can move again. Groaning, you clean yourself off and get out of the tub.
>>557747
Everyone is either downstairs bathing or in a bedroom. The Twins are available if you wish to talk to them.
>>557748
You nearly fall asleep, but Dreamkicker starts to jump on the beds and knocks off the pillows that you, uh, found somewhere.
>>557750
"I don't think they will say no after everything you have done."
After he finishes rinsing our your mane her very carefully washes your head and your ears.
You take a page from Pomelo's book and start to jump on the bed to stay awake
This knocks off most of the various pillows Pomelo stole from other rooms.
>>557741
The pony leads you down into the Twins area and into a comfortable room.
"Do you require anything?"
>>557745
You cramp up after a few minutes. The pony throws you a floaty which you use to keep from sinking until you can move again. Groaning, you clean yourself off and get out of the tub.
>>557747
Everyone is either downstairs bathing or in a bedroom. The Twins are available if you wish to talk to them.
>>557748
You nearly fall asleep, but Dreamkicker starts to jump on the beds and knocks off the pillows that you, uh, found somewhere.
>>557750
"I don't think they will say no after everything you have done."
After he finishes rinsing our your mane her very carefully washes your head and your ears.
>>557755
You walk over the them. They bow respectfully.
"We will stay here, teacher."
"We expect Andelia to ask to join us."
"We expect to say yes."
"After that we will stay safe."
"And help the city."
>>557757
"Good night."
The pony blows out the candle and shuts the door.
>>557761
Brutus is in his room, Dreamkicker and Pomelo are in theirs, Olga is talking to the Twins, and Andelia is getting close to a pony in a tub.
>>557762
Alright.
>>557772
"I wouldn't say no~"
He kisses your ears as the others leave the room. After they are gone he takes you to a shallow part of the bath and the two of you spend a great deal of passionate time together.
You walk over the them. They bow respectfully.
"We will stay here, teacher."
"We expect Andelia to ask to join us."
"We expect to say yes."
"After that we will stay safe."
"And help the city."
>>557757
"Good night."
The pony blows out the candle and shuts the door.
>>557761
Brutus is in his room, Dreamkicker and Pomelo are in theirs, Olga is talking to the Twins, and Andelia is getting close to a pony in a tub.
>>557762
Alright.
>>557772
"I wouldn't say no~"
He kisses your ears as the others leave the room. After they are gone he takes you to a shallow part of the bath and the two of you spend a great deal of passionate time together.
>>557781
>>557778
>>557762
The three of you cuddle into a pile and drift off to sleep.
>>557779
You fall asleep before anyone has a chance to start playing any music.
>>557783
"We will."
"Where will you go?"
"If you give us a bit of blood our letters will always find you."
You have hard candy, yes.
>>557784
"It was an honor."
This will. of course, be after Olga has talked to them.
After you clean yourself again you go out to find the Twins. They are waiting by their coffins for you.
You notice a third coffin between theirs.
>>557789
Brutus is fast asleep on his bed.
#Those of you who are ready to move on please tell me what other scenarios you want before we wrap this up.
>>557778
>>557762
The three of you cuddle into a pile and drift off to sleep.
>>557779
You fall asleep before anyone has a chance to start playing any music.
>>557783
"We will."
"Where will you go?"
"If you give us a bit of blood our letters will always find you."
You have hard candy, yes.
>>557784
"It was an honor."
This will. of course, be after Olga has talked to them.
After you clean yourself again you go out to find the Twins. They are waiting by their coffins for you.
You notice a third coffin between theirs.
>>557789
Brutus is fast asleep on his bed.
#Those of you who are ready to move on please tell me what other scenarios you want before we wrap this up.
>>557795
They nod.
"You already ask."
"Now that things will be safer-"
"-the answer is yes."
They both frown and speak at the same time.
"But only if you are sure."
>>557797
You climb Mount Buffalo and make a basecamp in his fur halfway up.
>>557797
>>557804
Thank you for playing. I hope you enjoyed Crypt Quest 2.
They nod.
"You already ask."
"Now that things will be safer-"
"-the answer is yes."
They both frown and speak at the same time.
"But only if you are sure."
>>557797
You climb Mount Buffalo and make a basecamp in his fur halfway up.
>>557797
>>557804
Thank you for playing. I hope you enjoyed Crypt Quest 2.
>>557813
>>557818
I'm glad you both had fun.
>>557815
>>557817
>>557819
The three of you wake up the next morning to breakfast in bed. After a feast of every breakfast food imaginable you all leave, noticing an extra coffin in the Twin's main room on the way out.
You make your way to the temple of Pinkie Pie, but when you get there it is completely deserted. It looks like no one has been here for decades. There is dust and cobwebs everywhere.
>>557820
They each nod and hug you.
"We are glad to have you."
"Mom."
They lift small knives and a cup out of the third coffin. Each of the open a gash on their neck and bleed into the cup before handing it to you.
"Drink."
"Drink."
>>557818
I'm glad you both had fun.
>>557815
>>557817
>>557819
The three of you wake up the next morning to breakfast in bed. After a feast of every breakfast food imaginable you all leave, noticing an extra coffin in the Twin's main room on the way out.
You make your way to the temple of Pinkie Pie, but when you get there it is completely deserted. It looks like no one has been here for decades. There is dust and cobwebs everywhere.
>>557820
They each nod and hug you.
"We are glad to have you."
"Mom."
They lift small knives and a cup out of the third coffin. Each of the open a gash on their neck and bleed into the cup before handing it to you.
"Drink."
"Drink."
>>557835
"You will do it."
"You are smart."
They carefully take the candy from you then each kisses your wound.
"We will keep an eye out for you."
"Two eyes."
>>557837
Their blood tastes foul beyond measure, but you keep on drinking. After you finish you drop the cup and gag a few times. You only have enough time to ask for a glass of water before your body temperature skyrockets. As an intense fever grips you your heart beats a mad pattern in your chest. Gripping at it you screw your face up in pain as your heart finally gives out. Everything fades to black as you are lowered into a coffin.
>>557839
>>557844
Neither of you can see any sign of them. Perhaps this was another Discordian plot?
>>557841
Dreamkicker.
"You will do it."
"You are smart."
They carefully take the candy from you then each kisses your wound.
"We will keep an eye out for you."
"Two eyes."
>>557837
Their blood tastes foul beyond measure, but you keep on drinking. After you finish you drop the cup and gag a few times. You only have enough time to ask for a glass of water before your body temperature skyrockets. As an intense fever grips you your heart beats a mad pattern in your chest. Gripping at it you screw your face up in pain as your heart finally gives out. Everything fades to black as you are lowered into a coffin.
>>557839
>>557844
Neither of you can see any sign of them. Perhaps this was another Discordian plot?
>>557841
Dreamkicker.
You can see dozens of people, plus the orphans, hiding behind clever disguises. There are streamers and balloons and signs and party tables and cakes and drinks ready to burst from everywhere.
Will you spoil the surprise?
Will you spoil the surprise?
>>557862
>a monster mom
>COMING TO THE DISNEY CHANNEL THIS SPRING, IT'S THE WACKY NEW TV SHOW: MONSTER MOM!
You wake up in total darkness. Your throat is dry and your body aches. Pushing with your hooves, you open your coffin and find find the twins and a pony waiting for you.
"Good morning, mom."
"Want breakfast?"
>>557863
You help secretly herd the other two into the prime spot.
>>557863
>>557868
>>557870
The dust and cobwebs vanish and Pinkie clergy, the orphan foals, balloons, streamers, confetti, cakes, games, and drinks seem tocome outa the goddamn walls, man! pop right out of the walls!
"SURPRISE!"
>a monster mom
>COMING TO THE DISNEY CHANNEL THIS SPRING, IT'S THE WACKY NEW TV SHOW: MONSTER MOM!
You wake up in total darkness. Your throat is dry and your body aches. Pushing with your hooves, you open your coffin and find find the twins and a pony waiting for you.
"Good morning, mom."
"Want breakfast?"
>>557863
You help secretly herd the other two into the prime spot.
>>557863
>>557868
>>557870
The dust and cobwebs vanish and Pinkie clergy, the orphan foals, balloons, streamers, confetti, cakes, games, and drinks seem to
"SURPRISE!"
>>557874
A dozen party hats are strapped to various parts of your body and a party blower is popped into your mouth by enthusiastic party goers.
>>557875
"It's all illusions!"
"Everything's an illusion, man!"
"Hush, you."
You are decked out in party hats and several goats set up a cake table on your back.
>>557878
The twins both roll their eyes and the mare laughs.
"Me, silly."
>>557879
You hug a green and pink zebra and dance around with him a bit before putting on your holy party business and set out the business of setting up games of Apples to Apples and Pictionary.
A dozen party hats are strapped to various parts of your body and a party blower is popped into your mouth by enthusiastic party goers.
>>557875
"It's all illusions!"
"Everything's an illusion, man!"
"Hush, you."
You are decked out in party hats and several goats set up a cake table on your back.
>>557878
The twins both roll their eyes and the mare laughs.
"Me, silly."
>>557879
You hug a green and pink zebra and dance around with him a bit before putting on your holy party business and set out the business of setting up games of Apples to Apples and Pictionary.
>>557907
"Starving!"
"Can we have some cake?"
>>557909
You very carefully move her mane out of the way then bite into her neck with her fangs. Her blood is the sweetest, best thing you have ever tasted. Once your throat is no longer dry and the aches in your body have gone away you release her. She stumbles back and the Twins catch her.
"Very good."
"Like a pro."
>>557911
The Pinkie party is in full swing when you get there. A pony straps you into a party hat.
>>557913
You enjoy some fruit punch and do a moderately silly dance with some other ponies while discussing recent advances in magical fields of study.
>>557917
They hug you back.
"Yeah!"
"We love it!"
"Starving!"
"Can we have some cake?"
>>557909
You very carefully move her mane out of the way then bite into her neck with her fangs. Her blood is the sweetest, best thing you have ever tasted. Once your throat is no longer dry and the aches in your body have gone away you release her. She stumbles back and the Twins catch her.
"Very good."
"Like a pro."
>>557911
The Pinkie party is in full swing when you get there. A pony straps you into a party hat.
>>557913
You enjoy some fruit punch and do a moderately silly dance with some other ponies while discussing recent advances in magical fields of study.
>>557917
They hug you back.
"Yeah!"
"We love it!"
>>557990
Everyone but Andelia, Happyhorn, and Brutus are partying at the Pinkie temple.
>>557991
After distributing hugs you make your way over to the Pinkie paladin. He's drinking tonic water and dancing a little.
"Hey there. How're you holding up?"
>>557992
"That's a good idea."
"We can travel out to meet their boat."
"Delay their departure until night will be easy."
"And fun."
Everyone but Andelia, Happyhorn, and Brutus are partying at the Pinkie temple.
>>557991
After distributing hugs you make your way over to the Pinkie paladin. He's drinking tonic water and dancing a little.
"Hey there. How're you holding up?"
>>557992
"That's a good idea."
"We can travel out to meet their boat."
"Delay their departure until night will be easy."
"And fun."
>Brutus
You join the Nature temple. The initiation process is slow, like the growth of trees, but developing patience helps you to control your bestial side ever further. You rise through the ranks to a medium level in the clergy, but after you have gotten a firm hold over your other self you head out in search of information about your lost tribe. The search takes a long time, but eventually you find the answers that you seek.
>Happyhorn
You stay with your buffalo friend. He's fun to hang out with and ride around town, especially when he turns into a werwarg and goes tearing through the forest around the temple. You also find plenty of fun in and around the city in other temples, clubs, and hangouts. Eventually Brutus leaves to go in search of his missing tribe and you elect to join him on his travels.
>Olga
You return with Andelia, the Twins, Bessy, Dreamkicker, and Pomelo to the boat and sail away with the two Pinkians and the disgruntled stallion. Parting ways after the ship reaches port you return home and to your studies. They are long and arduous and you preform many failed experiments. After several failed ones you sigh, feeling your age. Lying down in bed you make peace with the world and let yourself go. The next day you awaken and spring from bed, once again in the prime of your youth.
>Andelia
You and your Twins accompany Bessy, Dreamkicker, Pomelo, and Olga to their boat that night. The goodbye is sad, but with advances in scrying you might be able to talk to each other face to face in only a few year! Over the years you teach the Twins how to be good people and they teach you how to be a vampire. A few centuries later the fear of vampires have been forgotten and the Twins have secured a seat on the ruling council of the city, guided by you.
>Bessy, Dreamkicker, and Pomelo
The three of you are accompanied by Andelia, Olgga, and the Twins to the ship. The goodbye is sad, by advances in scrying magic mean you should all be able to talk face to face in a few years. Olga parts ways with you three after the boat docks back in Equestia. The three of you, plus the orphans, return to Dreamkicker's now very cramped apartment. It's not long until Dreamkicker is made an offer he can't really say no to: In exchange for a nicer place to live and a large raise he becomes the universities head paranormal investigator. The three of you, and the orphans when they are old enough, go out several times a year to investigate strange things. By the time you all retire the orphans and their families take over the business.
You join the Nature temple. The initiation process is slow, like the growth of trees, but developing patience helps you to control your bestial side ever further. You rise through the ranks to a medium level in the clergy, but after you have gotten a firm hold over your other self you head out in search of information about your lost tribe. The search takes a long time, but eventually you find the answers that you seek.
>Happyhorn
You stay with your buffalo friend. He's fun to hang out with and ride around town, especially when he turns into a werwarg and goes tearing through the forest around the temple. You also find plenty of fun in and around the city in other temples, clubs, and hangouts. Eventually Brutus leaves to go in search of his missing tribe and you elect to join him on his travels.
>Olga
You return with Andelia, the Twins, Bessy, Dreamkicker, and Pomelo to the boat and sail away with the two Pinkians and the disgruntled stallion. Parting ways after the ship reaches port you return home and to your studies. They are long and arduous and you preform many failed experiments. After several failed ones you sigh, feeling your age. Lying down in bed you make peace with the world and let yourself go. The next day you awaken and spring from bed, once again in the prime of your youth.
>Andelia
You and your Twins accompany Bessy, Dreamkicker, Pomelo, and Olga to their boat that night. The goodbye is sad, but with advances in scrying you might be able to talk to each other face to face in only a few year! Over the years you teach the Twins how to be good people and they teach you how to be a vampire. A few centuries later the fear of vampires have been forgotten and the Twins have secured a seat on the ruling council of the city, guided by you.
>Bessy, Dreamkicker, and Pomelo
The three of you are accompanied by Andelia, Olgga, and the Twins to the ship. The goodbye is sad, by advances in scrying magic mean you should all be able to talk face to face in a few years. Olga parts ways with you three after the boat docks back in Equestia. The three of you, plus the orphans, return to Dreamkicker's now very cramped apartment. It's not long until Dreamkicker is made an offer he can't really say no to: In exchange for a nicer place to live and a large raise he becomes the universities head paranormal investigator. The three of you, and the orphans when they are old enough, go out several times a year to investigate strange things. By the time you all retire the orphans and their families take over the business.